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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory, Rover happening in my mandoliness us.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I almost put my hands.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Charlie is like piano show man. Yes all me my.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Brother screaming on Roverradio dot com. Rovers Morning Glory starts now.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Good morning, what's happening?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It is Tuesday, October twenty eighth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Good morning against Rover's borning Gloria.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I'm Rover, Dougey is here, Good morning, sir. Charlie is here, Hi,
Crystal is here.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Hello, Snitzer is here, amen, and mister Jeffrey Ellen Laroche
is in the fart box.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yo, Yo, you're with us as well.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Eight six six yo.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Rover is the number eight six six nine sixty seven
six eighty three seven.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
That's how you reached the show. Give us a call
at that number. You get text us at that number
that comes into the studio in real time. But the
best way you give us call eight six six nine
sixty seven six eighty three seven. We'll get to your
email here in just a moment. That was I put
chapstick on my lips in the cart, and then I
dropped the cap to the chapstick. So then I have
(01:47):
to put the chapstick down on the cup hole there
with no cap on.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm trying to reach around down on the floor, and
then I go, I'm gonna get in an accident if I.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Keep Oh while you're driving, you left them here.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I'm on the freeway. Oh that's not good.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
And so then I get into the garage.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I hate to hunt around for a few minutes trying
to find It's like this cat completely disappeared.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Find it.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I did find it's did you.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Get your tinted windows all set?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I get my tinted. She's really obsessed with these tinted windows.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I hate him.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I saw him.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Are they all stuck at the in.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
The garage to try to exit yesterday? And he did
not have to get out of his vehicle. He was
actually able to put the window down.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Boy, I had no idea these tinted windows were causing
such a everyone's paying attention, were they, Crystal? I haven't
seen him yet. Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I was from behind, so I wasn't able to actually
take a peek.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
He didn't get the back window tinted. They already come.
They are tinted. Oh my god, he's double tinted. Yes,
she's this This you know what I realized listening to that.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm in love.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You didn't call it that show the other day that
no filter six?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Were you Charlie? That that that?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean that Dougie is just so her and Rachel
and Sales, even your girlfriend to some extent, they all Well,
first of all, I believe it was Charlie's girlfriend who
believes that I'm in love with Dougie. This is she's
gotta be just sucking up because to me, she knows
how bitchy Dougie can be. So when she gets here,
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she's gonna suck up. Because that's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard. But I couldn't believe that they're carrying
on about that, like like that's it's so.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Ridiculous, so silly.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You got it for like five minutes. It was this
great half hour. I didn't even know. I forgot your
section even happened. I didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Well, when you're when you're going, you know, the debate
about whether you should propose or not take up your
entire show. I mean, they did shoeharn me in for
a minute or so, but it's just it was more
of adiculous in your marriaging at least at least there's
a you know, debate about.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Whether he should get married, whether he should propose or not.
Unmarried lady yelling at my girlfriend telling her what to
do to get.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Married, and that's till what to do. I was hearing
her side of the story. It's nice to hear how
she feels, because she matters.
Speaker 9 (04:21):
Unmarried Charlie's no, no, Rachel and Charlie's girlfriend's thoughts and
opinions and feelings matter, and it was nice to be in.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
An environment where she could talk and let people know.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Anybody in the show married.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Jeffrey. I forgot about that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yes, the one man. He's married, all the women, all
the good advice. Now you going to come up with
a show name for that?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I don't know, but all everybody's unmarried except for Jeffrey
happily married kind of.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Let's see here we load up our email here stand
by Melissa says.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
You should be able to go to any radiology department,
sign a release and for your images, will give you
a CD with them on there.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It should take about an hour or well, somebody sent
me a link. You could do it online. You can't
do it in the my chart thing, but you can
do it online. Oh weird, totally weird. Why wou't they
just tell me that? By the way, too, why would
they go, oh, call this number?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
You guys have a mark in your file because it
seems like you struggle with a lot. So there must
be something you've acted bitchy or something. Roberts, Oh, yeah,
you're very difficult to you. Oh I get answers. My
doctors love me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah. So saying Mike Wrights, well the first blind it's
literally right below his name. Please keep me anonymous.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I'm telling you is the last name?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, I say his first and last name. That's a
good idea, isn't it. How do you not see this?
Is it?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I don't think she actually reads the email.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
This is what I figured out.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
She barely half from the subject.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I did see this, and I did. I adjusted it already.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
You adjusted? How did you?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Because I know what this email is about.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
How did you adjust it?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I went in and I edited it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So how did you? Why didn't she take the guy's
name out?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm telling you that I did.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Okay, did you take the guy's name out?
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He did? Okay? Yes? And so something Maybe she's she's
this is not possibly screw up over when she edits
it doesn't doesn't say that.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Don't say that because last week when this happened.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'll explain it to you.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Because the way that the system works, it puts the
guy's name and the objective, and then if they put
the name in their email, it's in the email as well.
So whatever name they put in it's it's in both.
So she took it out of the subject perhaps I
don't know, and then she left it in the email.
I mean it's it literally is. His name is right
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next to please meet me anomous.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Okay, then how about listeners stop putting your name in
there when you want to be kept in.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
On no because it requires their.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Name, and put Rover Socks as the name.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
That really helps us out. I will make things so
much easier for you. I'm sure you'll really do a
great job with the email after that. Steve Wrights, I
just want to say it is absolutely disgusting that Dougie
is planning I'm putting up Christmas decorations before Halloween. I
personally hate anything before Thanksgiving, but at least wait until
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after Halloween. This is not only insanity, it's cringey.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
I love that me listening to Christmas music or putting
Christmas decorations up before Halloween ends.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Just let each holiday have its time.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But why don't you, Why don't you leave me alone?
Who cares what I do?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Why this?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Why does she want to move on so quickly?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I saw somebody else we know on social media yesterday
with all their Christmas decorations out, and they were like,
it's time, and they were putting up a tree and
dolls on the tree.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So they I think a lot of people are probably.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Doing this now they're not.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
It's even if there's a couple of people doing it,
who cares?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
All of December it's a whole month.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
I don't need you to tell me how much time
I have, but I hear that's enough time.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
I get really depressed in January. So I want to
savor this moment. And I start putting up Halloween in September,
so I've had Halloween up.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
For a while. I love.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
So you get tired of the Halloween. Maybe maybe if
you put decoration up in the season they're supposed to
be put up in, you wouldn't get tired of them.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So you're trying to move on to the next.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Thing coming from the I've had my Halloween decorations up
for too long.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
No, I didn't think them too long. I just know
I said, I have had my Halloween up quite some time.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
If you had just put them two weeks ago, you'd
be just that's right.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
If you just put them up two.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Weeks ago, you wouldn't be sick of them, and you
wouldn't be pining to put your Christmas decorations up here.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
You live in a home that is sterile, in a
museum with no homie feeling to it.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Don't judge my Halloween decorations.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Oh man, are you going to put your and then
you're going to throw your back out because you have
to climb a ladder to get up.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Saying, each of these three holidays, the Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Each have a month.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
No Thanksgiving October, Halloween, November, no thanks Thanksgiving, December Christmas.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
That's enough, Yes, a month is enough.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You guys are really crotchety.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Let's see, I was listening to the show yesterday about
Charlie using a loofa to clean his butt after he
sprayed it with water. That just sounds disgusting. There is
absolutely no way that poop particles are not getting on
that loofa. For the past fifteen years or so, I've
been using a poop towel a washcloth in the shower
(10:19):
dedicated to cleaning my butt.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Sounds way grosser, but a.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Little bit of soap on it scrub real well. Then
I rinse it off and hang it up until next time.
I even have a dedicated hook for it. I would
never put my loofa on my ass. If anyone thinks
poop particles don't get on that loofah, you are nuts.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I wouldn't be on this towel.
Speaker 11 (10:44):
What is That's the only thing that's not I guess
he rinses it off, But he also doesn't ever clean
the towel.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
He just says it just hangs it up. Well, he
must clean it occasionally. No, no, he didn't, though he
didn't say that part. He said he just hangs He
takes the poop towel and then he hangs it up.
See like at least my loofa thing, it's made it
like plastic web plastics, so like it dries really fast,
that poop.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Now they see that webbed plastic I maybe have a
different one, but he just showed me one, and she said,
should we try this? It's made out of silicone. I
don't know whether that's gonna work or not. But those
little webbed plastic things they dry out, but they they
do stay.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
A little bit damp. Mine doesn't. But I think it's
still going to be more dry than the poop towel,
a fabric that takes a lot much longer time to dry.
So I guess that's the way. Maybe I'll maybe I'll
get a poop towel. Sounds cleaner.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Just hang it up, Michelle says, I think I have
had a JLR sighting. Did he attend to a costume
party in Buffalo, New York this past weekend? Picture is attached?
Let me see it does look like mister Jeffrey. All
the rogue looks like Yeah, it looks like handsome Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Nice laroque. Perhaps that is what it's this Joel on
his Are.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Are you doing anything for Halloween? Jeffrey? Are you dressing up?
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I haven't played anything?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Really, Halloween's Friday night. You're not going out?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I don't know. My wife and I might go on
a dinner day. Who knows.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
My kids are going to my daughter's boyfriend's uncle's house.
I think for Halloween.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Oh fun, your daughter's boyfriend's uncle's house. Now do they
have costumes or are they going to dress up as?
I think you're working on costumes. I don't know what
they're gonna dress up as.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Have they talked about it or ideas?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think it's only my daughter.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
My son hasn't brought me, brought up anything that he
wanted to do, so, I mean me personally, I wish
I could be able to dress like a fighter pilot
for Halloween, but have the I don't have the necessary
accessories to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You don't have a.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Helmet, helmet. I have a flight suit, but I need
to fight gear. What about the helmet? Don't you have
a hel helmet? I think lost it got lost? How
did you lose your helmet? That real helmet?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah? I mean it was a lost boy Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Where could it be? I mean it was huge. How
do you lose that? It was probably expensive too, I
don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
But it's like I said, I mean, we we we
I wanted to keep it here and have it on
just you know, put on display somewhere.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
But we don't need a We don't need more junk
around here.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Well you got lost in one of my moves, but
he kept all those sauce packets and stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Those those have been disposed of. Two cents.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Do you have your flight suits?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (13:34):
I still have that. I still have that. It's missing
the one arm g patch.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
I think on the right shoulder, the historic jail our
flight suit. Like I said, I still have that. I
still have that. I ain't partner with that.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You can't, Aaron, right. I just wanted to email in
to let you know how your show is rubbed off
on my husband and me in a bad way. Our
favorite sound bite from the show is of tomage screen.
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's become how we communicate
(14:08):
to one another while we are out and about could
you imagine I don't know what she's gonna write next,
but could you imagine being in a store or something
like you're in a different aisle or something.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yeah, yeah, I've attached a video for example.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hopefully it attades.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
This has become our greeting of how we find each
other or what we say when we are in agreement.
It is making us very unlikable. Let me see here.
Here is uh, here's the video that she sent.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Listen.
Speaker 12 (14:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People are gonna think you are lunatics.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I'm gonna take you to the looney bed if they
hear you walking around doing this.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
This is making us very unlikable, she says.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Also, we too love to travel via an old RV
like Charlie. In fact, the video was taken as we
were walking back to ours near Geneva, New York. Don't
let the haters talk down to you, Charlie about your
vintage RV and boat. Not everyone can handle the high
trash lifestyle. In fact, we just upgraded to a new
(15:38):
old camper from our nineteen seventy seven to one because
that one was taken over by a family of raccoons.
So cheers to you and your travels. Always carry a
block of what is a parking break, just to be safe.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
She's smart, she says.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
So yeah, it does take a certain person, doesn't it,
to be able to live what.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Does she call this the high trash lifestyle?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Would you consider yourself a liver of the high trash lifestyle, Charlie,
And could you explain what that is exactly?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, it's the first time I'm hearing it. But yeah,
I guess, I guess high trash lifestyle. I can see
that's trash.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Well, it means like he has a lot of gadgets
and toys and luxuries.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Except you gotta be willing to make the sacrifices. It's
not going to be the best or whatever. You know,
just six thousand dollars RV split between three guys. You know,
sometimes rats are inside of them, but sometimes he else
to leave, which happened recently when we're when one of
one of the guys is getting gassed and he saw
a mouse just leave.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
And so he was filling up and there was a
rat that ran out or a mouse.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
But he's leaving, so that's a good thing. He wasn't
getting in. That would have been bad. He was actually
he was like even a.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Rat is like, I can't take it in here anymore.
And he just bails out out at a random gas stage.
So I'd say that's kind of high trash.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Do you want to hear a mouse story?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (17:06):
I was working and I have a generator and I
couldn't get it to start.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
So a friend came.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
It was out of oil, so he came and he
took the side panel off and there was.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
A whole nest.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
They had built a nest inside the generator and they
had just done it. Had they had I turned it on,
they would all die. Isn't that gross? How did they
get in? Did you keep the generator inside when you're done?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
It was outside?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I know, But when you're done with your event.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
It's mounted. Oh, you keep it outside. It's mounted on
the back. It's too heavy of your what your trailer thing?
You can get in, whether you put a case or
anything and right and close that.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
They can get in anywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, they're tiny.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah, what did you just do that? Because it's warm
in there? Or hmmm?
Speaker 8 (17:53):
So I wonder where his nest is for the RV.
Are you gonna try to find you have a nest?
Because we have a rat trap in there too, in
a car one too, So a rat trap or a
mouse trap. The rat traps are big. This is different.
This is totally different. This is nothing like you've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
What do you mean? It's electric? I don't really know
how it works. Well, so you're electric cuting the red No? No, no, no,
it's an electric I don't know what happens once it
goes in the box. Nothing good. I'm saying that it's
it's somehow powered. I don't know what if it's what power?
Is it a battery?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Is it connected to right into that engine compartment of yours,
like right to the twelve volt? Literally no idea.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
How does tailgating go?
Speaker 8 (18:33):
When you took the r V awesome, it made it
and everything was fine.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Anyone puke on it?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Not half the people got hont the virus, but they're okay.
It's more fun than anything you guys did that day.
I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Absolutely, I'm just asking you.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Guys are all hated hate.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I hate asking.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
One of the biggest haters I've ever seen. He said,
at home, it was miserable alone in a basement, eating.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Watching on a big screen, and oh, no fun, no laughs, having.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Lots of fun.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
You're not having fun unless so much fun.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I wasn't covered in rat droppings droppings?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
When is the last time that you had just fun?
What I'm just wondering, It's like, what what's fun to you?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Anytime I'm away from you? It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I can answer it. What's fun?
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Really?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
It is something that you enjoy fun every day.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
My wife and I have fun every single day.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Peel back the onion. When was the last time you
really just had some fun?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I don't know. I have fun every day. It's fun.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yesterday was Monday. What was so great about yesterday?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
What did we do?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yes, you can't say you took a nap and that's fun.
I was preparing some stuff for Halloween decorations. No, no,
I was getting stuff from my costume put together.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
That's not fun. What's fun? That's fun to you?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Fun?
Speaker 12 (20:21):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
What are you doing that's fun? Don't tripes and around
to your daughter's dance studio every day. What's so fun
that you're doing? Tell me the joys of your life.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I have fun?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, like what?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I hang out with my friends and I have a
good time. Really, I mean I haven't.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
I haven't done anything fun fun in a little bit
because they've been working.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
But it's a busy season. It's bason my busy season.
My wife and I are in a fight.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
We're in a dispute about something that I say will
be fun, and she says, you're an idiot.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
This is fun. This is fun for me. Let's hear it.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's might require a little bit of extra time to
fully lay out there because she's she says that, she said,
you don't know what we would be getting ourselves into.
I said, what's the worst that could possibly happen? And okay,
save it?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I want to hear that.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Okay, all right, I'll uh Jeffery one, what was the
last super fun thing you did.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
A couple of years back? Going up and meat going
up and just start plane? What years? That's like a
decade ago?
Speaker 8 (21:39):
That was?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
That was a really long time ago when you were
in there.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
I would say, I would rank it's probably the most
super fun thing I ever got to do.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Right now. The only way I could top don is I.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Get to go up in a jet happen they see,
he knows what he likes. That's goods.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
So the thrill of a lifetime.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Yeah, And the only airplane ride I've been an airplane rides,
you know, like you know, back and forth like like
well our bush ships. It's the only airplane ride where
I actually had to wear a parachute and know how
to bail out in an emergent and learn how to
bail and know how to bail out in an emergency.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Didn't they let you take the controls for a while too,
or am I making that up?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (22:16):
Yeah, he but the guy I did the stick, he
did the rudder pedals and everything like that.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I got to roll the airplane. I got to do
a loop with the airplane, like the.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Part where Jeffrey passes out, but he doesn't realize that
he passed out.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Didn't they didn't.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
They take you straight up and your eyes said you
did you pass out?
Speaker 10 (22:36):
I don't know if I I don't think so, I said.
My fence company saw the video and he believes I
passed out.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You definitely passed out where I saw the radio to
your boss here thought way before your boss, we all
know you.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
You passed out. It is crazy to me. How how
did these pilots now that guy was a stunt pilot.
Jeffy one up in a stunt plane years and years ago.
He loves here planes.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
So there was a It was like a propeller plane,
but like a like a turboprop and you know, fast,
fast thing, very acrobatic. This is an ACA, actually an acroba.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
It was a plane designed to do acrobatics, aerobatics. It
was an Arabat type of plane. I think a pilot
is conditioned. Was heble condition himself to like hold his breath,
breathe just the right way?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
How do you do that? Like?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
How do you like? You know, I see these things
where the astronauts are being spun around, and I say,
until they pass out? How do you condition yourself?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I guess it's the same way a boxer, Like I've
always wondered, how do you condition yourself to be hitting
the knog and not getting knocked out?
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Like it?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Just I don't understand this.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
If you watch people box or UFC or whatever they're doing,
you go, one punch from one of these guys, even
a glancing blow would knock out you and me and
everybody else on the planet. How are these guys doing this?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
They're a lot tougher than we are.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
So let's see here, all right, let me take a
quick break. Our number is eight sixty six. You're over
eight six six nine sixty seven six eight three seven
will be right back hanging on the cold tins.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
They're gone but for an unfortunate few. Shrinkage is a
year round problem. My venus is quite small. Welcome back
to Rover's Morning Glory. Tony in Rochester says, didn't Jeffrey
(25:03):
have fun in Miami with Crystal? Oh?
Speaker 10 (25:07):
Of course, but like I said, the airplane, right, was
the first thing that popped in my head.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
All right, But Tony said one was the last time
you had fun and you pulled something out of your
asset was like twelve years ago.
Speaker 10 (25:18):
Yeah, you know, of course the by Florida trip to
Crystal getting smacked by that girl with the slap shot.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Uh huh. But that was a fun trip. And Steve says,
what about Jeffrey going to Octoberfest in Germany?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
He had Jex with his wife and hung out with you.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
He didn't have fun.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Oh, I had fun doing all three things, the plane ride,
the trip to Germany, the trip to Florida with Crystal.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Had fun doing all for those things.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
That seems like the most fun out of you know,
the past few years. But you would think he just
went to karaoke with his kids. They were out having
a good time. They went to go get donuts, they
did all this stuff together.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
That was a fun day.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
That would be his most recent fun day.
Speaker 13 (25:57):
Right.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, it's a family okay, But the last you said,
the last time you could remember having fun was something
that happened more than ten years ago.
Speaker 10 (26:06):
Well this, well, I said, I just popped in my
head because it's like, I mean, out of all those things,
I think that was probably the most fun thing I
ever did. But everything else is fun that you guys
all mentioned, but that was something I really I rarely
get to do. So that's why I think it would
be the most fun. Because I've spent time my family here,
you know, almost every day.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
You know, not too fun, I understand. Kip says, the
last fun thing I did was ride Top thrill Too
at Cedar Point. It was amazing.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
So was Siren's Curse.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
And Keith says that couple that communicates like tomage has
me dying. Oh my god, that's hilarious. Jeffrey has a
way of really infecting your brain. No he doesn't, Oh
yes he does.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
Like i.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I've like, I've said yeah shaw to my wife before,
which is Jeffery imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger, And my wife's like,
you have to knock that off. You can't do that,
Like she'll ask me a question'll go yeah shaw. Well
I think over I think he is not hanging around
(27:22):
me enough to even be infected by me. That's the
whole point.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
But were unfortunately I here is uh.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Shelley says, I thought you were supposed to look into
RMG hoodies.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yesterday.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I was looking into that, Shelley. Nothing definitive has been
decided yet, but I did. I did spend some time
looking at that yesterday. Here's a guy that says, when
I saw this chicken wing on my way to work
in Binghamton, I immediately thought of you guys and left.
(27:57):
See there's a picture of it.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
There's a chicken Oh I miss our chicken wing.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Nine days later it is still here. He says.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
So there's a nine day old chicken wing. And we
used to have this chicken wing that was here outside
the door. And you see a chicken wing one day
you go, oh, that's weird. How did that chicken wing
get there? But that's not but it's not groundbreaker and
he's going one little chicken wing. But after it's there
for like forty five days straight, you go, what's going
(28:26):
on here?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
You start to talk to it, you say hello to it,
annuay and you say goodbye, chicken wing, see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And then one day was gone.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That was really sad.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Then it was didn't the second chicken.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
He wasn't as cool.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
No, Patrick says, I have it on good authority that
Jeffrey pond his.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Helmet.
Speaker 10 (28:50):
It wouldn't be worth anything, unfortunately, like I said from
the which is okay?
Speaker 14 (28:55):
Do?
Speaker 10 (28:55):
Like I said, I lost saying one of my moves,
I was moving from the one place to my current place.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Oh you don't think the you don't think that there
will be any value to that fighter Jit helmet. I mean,
I don't know, but might I never pawned it.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
I mean, I'm upset that I lost it and everything
I think about it, you know, but I just don't
I'm just trying to remember. I remember it was as
lost as one of my Sometimes I lose things in
some of my moves.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
You know, I own Jeffries' car radio. I bought it
from his car that we took apart years ago. That
has an extreme high value to it. But I think
that helmet is right up there with his car radio,
if not higher. Don't you think, oh that might be
(29:43):
the most value. Yeah, besides his dirty underwear, I know,
says Rover. I just listened to the Unfiltered six show.
It was no Filter six by the way, but I
must say Dougie is a bitch.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
To cause that level of uncomfortable tension between Charlie and
Christa about not being married just shows you how unhappy
she is, and she was clearly trying to damage their
relationship and get them to be sad and pathetic. Like
that's how not at all Chris through that too.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
No, it's nice because it talking because you know, no,
she didn't.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Have doesn't have a voice, was like living through Christa
being like Chris is like, oh yeah, I wish I
was married. That's really how Dougie feels. So that's why
she could get talk.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She doesn't have a voice.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
She has to listen to the show and you're always
like yappin' and she never is able to Yeah, but
she's never able to have her own opinion or say
anything against.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
What you're saying.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
So this was a platform where there was no judgment.
There was just a place for everyone to have a voice.
And that's what we did. That's called no filter six.
Join us next time on the Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Platform, Sergeant Davis says, I literally tell my employees yah
suw when they ask for things, And I can't remember
the last time I said synopsis. Speaking of that, Britt says,
I refuse to say synopsis in public because of Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I don't know how to say it the right way.
Speaker 10 (31:19):
Synopsis is the correct pronunciation.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
That's not what you were saying. That's the way. I
thought it was that way the way when I first
think about but right, but it's synopsis, and don't forget.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
About the the lettuce or no, that's not how you
say it. I cannot see that on the menu, and
that say it a Google Google.
Speaker 15 (31:48):
Mine is cognacac, which is the type which is uh
ruins all this stuff because he'll go for years with
mispronouncing meg and then someone will come by and say,
Jeff's pronounced this way bognock.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I believe, No, it's koniac. It's what it called. Cognac.
Speaker 10 (32:09):
I the first time I saw that, I saw that,
I thought that was how you pronounced it, because cogn.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Cognac. We got fighting with sound bite. That's what Charlie
and his friends are doing on a Saturday night, right, cognat.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
I believe, Yeah, that's Funno, it's kannak.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's what it's called anyway, So uh was it somebody?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Hey guy, I missed one of these messages.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Here where was this?
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Ah, man, I just missed something. I don't remember what
it was. Oh here, Uh, someone wants to know, how
did tell us about the conversation you had with Tomash
last night?
Speaker 3 (33:00):
What the video he made on TikTok that video? And yes,
I did. I I asked him point blank.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
I said, he goes, if I'm I'm in trouble, goes,
if you lie to me, you're in trouble. But if
you tell me the truth, I'll listen. So I said,
I just simply said, yes, you know, did you drive
my car? And he said no, okay.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
And it was a TikTok video that Jeffrey's son posted
of going driving the car to a bar, having a
drink in the driving home. And now I never saw
the car and maybe it was in motion and the
parking lot of Jeffrey something.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
I did admit that he backed the car up about
a foot, okay, but did not drive the car.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
And he said he went to the bar. He did.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
He did not have alcohol at soda. Really that was
a coke. Yeah, that's what that's because because he sort
of shown alcohol. So but yeah, but but he had
he I we talked about the video. We talked about
he had all of us fooled. He actually had us
thinking he actually drove the car, but he did. He
(34:07):
admitted to me he did not drive the car. Okay,
he just simply had his tool. And I had to
tell him, you know, you need to think before you
do something like that, because what if someone else sees
that video and he actually thought you drive the car,
they call the police.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
It's gonna be a mess.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
He's old enough to drive, yeah, but he has no license.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
He has no license. And I said, if you want
to drive, that's great.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
Just start studying to take the you know, the motor
vehicle test and everything like that. And once you get
your litterers pivot and then I know I can legally
let him drive the car as long as I'm with them.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
Uh neck tattoo. Jody says her favorite jail r word
is meatkrat. Meakrat, meatkrat. Tell us about me krat. You
have to turn your microphone on.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Do you mean the carrot?
Speaker 10 (34:59):
You mean the other animal, a little like animal in
the lion king that his name is timoone, that's what
he's called.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
That's the type of animal that he is a me crat?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, are those cutes?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Or what do they do?
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Stand on there? Like? Don't they stand up and they
look around?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Something like that?
Speaker 10 (35:16):
And I don't think i'd want one for a pad
okay uh And I'm really that domesticated trustingts.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Ye mecrats standing on their back legs so they can
look around in Africa or wherever he's Someone says, my
wife can't figure out how to say, well, I don't
even know how. I'm trying to think of how Jeffrey
says it. If let's say you're gonna get a divorce
and you have different differences, say that again, ir quincible differences.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
It's off.
Speaker 10 (35:50):
It's the most often word you hear when you read
about celebrity divorces.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Cozume Old Jonesy uses all the time, and Cosmo and
Ryan really likes Vietnamese food. It's Vietnamese, that's right, that's right.
Do you like Vietnamese food? Never had it?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
So I can't make an opinion on it. So you've
never had the food? Where do you get Vietnamese? Just
like the people like if somebody asks you where are
they from, you go, they're Vietnamese.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Look at Ali Wong. She's half her I think one
I think one of her.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
I think one of her one of her parents is
half Vietmanese half Chinese.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Well, at least you're not saying and anytime I talk
about the North Vietmanes. You know, we talked about documentaries
about the Vietnam War Vietnamese. So Ali Wong, I didn't
know that. I thought I thought she was. I think
she's half Vietnamese, half Chinese, and she's coming.
Speaker 10 (37:02):
She's through the show and maybe next year in Cincinnati
holding the snag tickets to that show.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Have you bought the tickets yet?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
I have not keep mentioning that going to them. Yeah,
you've mentioned it fifth fifth time you've met. I know
that she's don't gotten around to get into me yet. Okay,
because we have to plan for that. We have to
plan that one. We have to get a hotel room
because it's a four hour drive from here to Cincinnati.
Well in May, I know that you have plenty of
time to plan about it. And Tina says, don't forget
(37:28):
about doppel Danger. So yes, all of his all of
his favorites.
Speaker 11 (37:35):
And don't even get into the songs that he's ruined.
Like what, there's a ton of songs that are like
I can't listen to without hearing the the jail.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
R versions, all the parodies. Yeah, yeah, ruined him. There's
a there is a UFC fighter. We've played.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
We've played video of this guy before. Charlie refreshed my
memory on this Bryce Mitchell guy. Now I know that
he had some I remember playing videos from this guy.
He had like a video podcast that he was doing
with somebody, and I don't even remember what he said,
but whatever he said, I remember his co host. I
(38:17):
was watching it and his co host. It's like, I
don't know if I could be on this thing, Like
you can see the wheels spinning in the guy's head.
Bryce Mitchell is a UFC fighter, but he's like super
super right wing guy. What was that podcast that he
was Do you remember that clip?
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I have it here. It's a little long, so I
don't know exactly what part, but uh, we play a
little bit here is understand why the Bible is a
flat earth document.
Speaker 14 (38:44):
Oh flat importance of the flat earth document because public education,
which is owned by the devil, has pushed this globe theory,
this helio centrism, on us when the Bible quite literally
says the sun moves around us. And just to get
back to this real quick, I believe that the giants
built the pyramids.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
That that's the.
Speaker 14 (39:04):
Explanation that I believe that they used to resonate this
is this is this is weird, weird stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
But there was something I think's.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Happened augation that I find very interesting, and it was
Elon Moss's speech.
Speaker 14 (39:20):
And I'm did you see the speech where he couldn't
even produce a damn sentence? Did you see that one? No,
the America, It's gonna be better. You know, he looked
like a total dumb ass up there. He can't even
put a sentence together.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Well, he's not a think they're talking about. Remember when
Elon does the Hale Hiller's hand sign Internet now because
of him, Like he gets into that and he goes,
you know that's actually like because he likes.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
This guy says he likes Oh okay, maybe he was
that guy that was walking around that bar that we
I saw the video of yesterday dressed up as a Nazi.
People are yelling at a guy. But now he said
he sort of changed his tune a little bit. Last year,
he said that he would take a bullet for Donald Trump.
That's how much he loved Donald Trump. If you remember that,
(40:15):
he goes, I'll take a bullet for the guy. I
love him so much. Now he's got a little different opinion.
And here is a strange video that he posted here,
and well, listen to this.
Speaker 16 (40:27):
Hey, I want to let y'all know I'm not with
Donald Trump no more. I don't support him.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
I don't like him.
Speaker 16 (40:33):
I think he's a corrupted later and yeah, it took
me a while to come to that conclusion, but I
finally am coming to it.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
I do not like the guy at all. How do
you get duped by the way that last year you
would you're willing to take a bullet for a guy.
This year you hate him. You don't like the guy
at all.
Speaker 16 (40:56):
The first thing for me was he didn't release the
Epstein files there evening like they didn't exist.
Speaker 13 (41:01):
And of course they're thinking Israel and you train all
of our tax dollars. Just think the one nuts before
hitting the ocalized and I was bamming the bee farmers
for the price of beef. Hey, I'm not biased, man.
He talked a good game.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
He tricked me. I was fooled. I admit it. Okay,
Now let me tell you how bad I think this is.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Though.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
This is really just bad. Guys.
Speaker 17 (41:26):
I want you all, if you're a Christian, I want
you to get into Revelation thirteen three, and I want
you to read that verse, yeah, about the anti Christ,
about the one who was fatally wounded in the head.
Speaker 16 (41:39):
Then he was miraculously healed, and the whole world marveled
at him and said, no man can make war with him.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah. I do think that Donald Trump is that beast
of Revelation thirteen. Oh yeah, go read.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
We're gonna have to read that. Can you pull up
Revelation thirteen three for me? So I got the whole
thirty one. What he's saying is the guy that last
year he would take a bullet for because he loved
them so much he now believes is the literal anti Christ. Huh,
All right, here it is if you want to see this,
(42:14):
Revelations thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
But you start here. I guess for three.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
And I saw one of his heads as it were
wounded to death, and his deadly wound was healed, and
all the world wondered after the beast, and they worshiped
the dragon, which gave power unto the beast. And they
worshiped the beast, saying, who is like unto the beast,
who is able to make war with him? And there
(42:40):
was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies,
and power was given unto him to continue forty and
two months?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
What does that mean? I don't even know?
Speaker 14 (42:52):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (42:52):
Like?
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I guess? Forty two months? So he open his mouth
and blasphemy against God. The blaspheme his name and his tabernacle,
and them that dwell and half. This is so confused.
I they can pretend that they're reaching it.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
That is the King James version, though, yeah, you kind
of need the idiot version of the Bible, sort of
like version like dropped down over there.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
All right, we got the children's versions. Well, hold on, okay,
thirteen three.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
One of the heads of the beast looked as this,
as if it had been wounded and killed. But this
death wound was healed. The whole world was amazed and
followed the beast. People worshiped the dragon because he had
given his power to the beast, and they also worshiped
the beast. They asked, who is as powerful as the beast?
Who can make war against him?
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Clean it? I have an idea.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
All right, hold on, Rover, all right, stand by, let
me let this play out here. The rest of this
guy's he just called Donald Trump the anti Christ.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Go read it.
Speaker 17 (43:57):
There ain't another man that's ever walked the planet that
fits Revelation thirteen three. Then read the rest of the
chapter and it'll tell you the mark of the Beast
has come in in forty two months.
Speaker 8 (44:09):
Now.
Speaker 17 (44:10):
I'm not saying that I know that Donald Trump is
this man of Revelation thirteen three. I'm just saying he's
the only one who could be. Right now, go read
Revelation thirteen He's the only man that that fits that description.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, And I'm totally done with the dude. He's done
to me. He's done. He's a goner, he's compromised. He's
right up there with the rest of the pedophiles. Man.
And it sucks to say that because I supported him
for a long time. But he's a good actor and
he had me fooled for a long long time. God
bless you all and thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
All Right, So what does this guy have to say?
To all the people who he was convinced of like
the Donald and follow the Donald. And now after all
this time, it's wrong, big mistake. Donald is actually been
literal anti Christ.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
He was fooled.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
I guess you know, the Antichrist is good though, you
know they can fool you. The devil has his way,
and he can be easily duped by the devil. Could
you think that, like, I don't know, man, Like this
is just this is wackiness. This is really really crazy stuff.
Speaker 8 (45:18):
And if you like someone and then you don't like someone, okay,
that's sure to see that the president is the anti
Christ obviously, not like he's just.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
You don't agree with what he's doing. It's okay, really.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Really weird stuff. So I've put this. I put Revelations
thirteen in a chat sheept and okay, and I made
it really a little easier for today. Okay, So here
you go. All right.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
So John's like, yo, I saw this wild thing come
up out of the ocean. This beast got ten horns,
seven heads, all blinked out with crowns, talking big game
with names that straight disrespect God. Whole thing looking like
if a leopard bear and line got mashed together pure
nightmare fuel and the dragon. Yeah that one from before
(46:01):
he passes the Beast that power, Like.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Here you the new boss.
Speaker 4 (46:04):
Now everyone's like, dang, who can go up against this dude?
World starts fanboying over the Beast, hyping him up like
he's some dark side celebrity. Then one of the beast
heads got clapped, fatal looking wound, but it heals right back.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Crown loses it. He guys shot and still walking.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
He built different, whole planet locked in worshiping him like
he the real deal. Then the Beast starts talking reckless,
dragging God's name clown in heaven and he's allowed to
do this wild mess for forty two months.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
So, so we broke it down there in a language
zoomer talk easily digestible, so in case there was any
confusion here. Now you you know i'd watched that movie.
You have the guy getting the Beast fan This is
the way that this guy's talking there.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
How did you prompt Chad gpt to?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
What did I say? Give this this this this Bible verse,
New Jersey version, no accent? Said the zoomer slang laid
back slangy and it wouldn't tried to. I was pretty
good with this. You know you were good. I was
doing TikTok. I was more of a TikTok Old school
two thousands mixtapes slang going forward. You went Jersey.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
That's okay. Hey, the accent. The accent was great. I
did was it Jersey? I was just doing like a regular,
just like it, like a New York, New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, you're doing, but it's still good. It's fine. We
got the point across. Now we understand it. I didn't
understand it at all before.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
Now, now that I've broken it down for you, you
soak it all in and you you figured it out.
Oh yeah, he'd be the anti Christ exactly. Okay, we'll
beat it on business. We'll be right back on Rovery's
Morning Glory with this Is He the News?
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Next?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Hang on