December 2, 2025 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover have some responsibility. I'll
call on Charlie. I got to talk dude and Jeffrey.
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Rovers Morning Glory starts now, God morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What's happening. It is Tuesday, December second, twenty twenty five.
Good morning, gets Rover's Born of Glory. I'm Rover. Dougie
is here.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here, Amen, Crystal is here.
Crystal is here. Oh well, and mister Jeffrey Alan Laroque
is in the firebox. Yo, yo, you're what this is? Well?
Eight six six year Rollver eight six six nine six
seven six eighty three seven. That's how you reach the show.
(01:26):
Give us a call at that Irega Texas at that
number that comes into the studio in real time. But
the best way to give us call eight six six
nine six seven six eight three seven. We'll get to
your email here. In just a moment, I said, everyone's here.
I'm not here because I well, first of all, I
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want to kill Dougie. That's the first thing I literally
wanted to kill her. Secondly, I went to bed pretty
late last night and I look out the window and I,
oh, oh my god, it's snowing quite a bit. I was
not anticipating this. Dous she had warned us, Oh, there's
(02:06):
a snowstorm coming, you better be ready. And I looked
at the weather for where I live. I said, you
have a point oh five, like not even half an inch.
It was a tenth of an inch. I think it
was point one zero point one inches of snow that
is expected over the next twenty four hours. And I said, okay,
(02:29):
whatever she's Oh, she's exaggerating like usual. And then and
then I uh, as I was going to bed, I
look out and I go, oh, it's snowing pretty bad.
I better set my alarm early. So I set my
alarm early. I got up early, begrudgingly. I get dressed,
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I get in my car, my truck, whatever you want
to call the thing, and I say goodbye to my
wife and I get in the truck and I start driving.
And as I'm going down my two hundred foot driveway,
I go, oh, this is this is a little slippery.
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And then as I make it out onto the road,
the main the main road by my house, I go.
This is going to be a pretty treacherous drive into work.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Ye leave early, like you tell me to do.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Very very treacherous. I did leave early.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I got up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Really, I had to wipe off the car. I just
wrape off the car. And then she's not paying attention
to them. Did she not hear this part where my
alarm up and I got up and I left early?
Well you think I got up early and I didn't
leave early. Of course I left early. So I'm now
driving my I cannot drive, I swear to you more
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than ten miles per hour without you just completely lose
control over of this vehicle. And I'm like, well, maybe
it's going to get Maybe we'll get to some point
where I swear to you. It took I think it
was it's over half an hour. It took probably about
thirty two minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Charlie.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I know that you know where I live. I don't
know how familiar you are with the route that I
would take home. I made it to the on ramp
of the freeway. It took me. Now, it normally takes
me thirty minutes to get into work, a little less.
It takes me about twenty six minutes to get into
work in the morning. I made it from my house
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to the on ramp of the freeway. It took fifteen
minutes to do that. Fifteen minutes. Yeah, and ad out.
I said, I'm not going to do this. I cannot
do I'm going to I'm going to end up dead
or crashed. If I have four wheel drive, I have
all time, I have full time all wheel drive. I
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have none of that in a tiny little car. I
could have been in a wagon, and I could have
been on a big wheels and had more traction. I'm
telling you, I don't know what I called my tires.
I called, no, I have no snow tires. I assume
that I have all weather tires. And this is where
I might have made the wrong assumption, because I don't
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know because I called. Right after I get out of
the driveway. I immediately call my wife and I go,
will you check up on this? Like, am I missing
something in this vehicle which I have never driven in
the snow before? And I said, I must be missing something.
So she go, you got a Google search? Do I
(05:41):
have to do something like this is ridiculous. She's like, no,
I has full, full time all wheel drive. And I
go that's what I thought. The thing is completely unmaneuverable
in the snow. And we're not talking this is a
very minor snowfall. This is this is like an everyday
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driving occurrence in the winter. Yes, yes, now by me.
I don't know what it's like up there here. It's
it's maybe a quarter of an inch of snow on
the ground. We're not talking much snow. Do you guys
have a lot of snow? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, we got snow up here because uh wait, I
took my garbage out this morning. Yeah, I felt the
snow coming down, and I looked up and I was
coming down.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Pretty pretty good.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
And my driving to work was kind of slow, and
I just took the main road. I didn't even get
bo I won't bother get on the freeway. I just
take from where I live. I just take. I just
take the main street all the way in downtown. Yeah,
it's kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Slow, twice as long as twice as long as normal
to an hour slow. So I made the determination. I said,
I've got to turn around here. Oh so you finally
did the spin. I did not do that, well, not intentionally,
I didn't do the spin, but I you could do
it today out to the freeway and I go, I
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just past the on ramp and I got to the
first place I could turn around and go back. It
took me thirty two minutes. We're talking. I'd have to
look us up on maps to see how much distance
we're talking about. But I mean on the way back
to my house, I was going, I'm not kidding you.
And this is on a road where the speed limit
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is fifty five miles per hour. On the main road
by my house, I was going four miles per hour
because if I went any faster, I was going to
go off the road. It's unbelievable. I could not. I
was cursing the whole time. So then as I baked,
Jake says, you're clearly a yit driver and scared of
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your g wagon. You howmow yeh, that's what it is.
I'm watching a video of a guy right now. I mean,
he's just going through the snow. Well it's interesting that
you say that, because I had called my wife and
I said, she goes, I'm looking at all these videos.
This thing is like going lie like a snowkay like
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this main for totally totally fine in the snow. I said, well,
they need to come drive this one because it is
absolutely out of control. Maybe your wife could drive you
in in the car. Well, maybe she could carry me,
because car looks great. I've been watching it's going around.
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Oh there he's doing the spin. Yes, the three sixty whatever,
the g spent, whatever the hell they call this thing. So, uh,
I go back. Can you see these tires. Let me
see the tread on the when he was doing that spin.
Let me see what the tread on the tires looks like.
Because I want to compare this to mine. I've never
switched my tires out, and so I don't I don't
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know what I don't know, like what the difference between
huge difference if I don't know about if my other
car the all right, I'm gonna have to look at
that and see what I have. The the the EQ West.
Remember the first time I drove that, it was the
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same thing. I go, oh my god, this thing is
completely you cannot maneuver this thing in the snow. It's
because it had performance tires on there and you have
no traction. And then I put winter tires on it,
and it is oh my god. It was night and day.
I was assuming and perhaps incorrectly assuming that on a
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truck an suv that they would always have some sort
of all seasoned tires on there. There's no way that
you could have Does it have performance tires on there?
Like I'm going to be drag racing this thing or
something ridiculous. I don't know. There is literally no traction
on this thing. It is completely out of control anyway,
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So why are you made at Fuji? I call her, Okay, oh, okay,
you're gonna get to it. This is after I turned
around and I said, Douge, I said, I left early
for work, but this car is completely it's out of control.
I cannot maneuver this thing, and I'm going to have
(10:12):
to work remote from home. She goes, you can't drive
your wife's car. Now. This is already after I'm about
twenty minutes into this journey at this point, and my
wife has like this little car. I refer to it
as a golf cart. Like this thing. You can't. You
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can't drive this thing barely in the rain. It's so ridiculous.
Father in law.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Doesn't have a truck. You don't have another vehicle.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I guess Dougie fails to realize that at this point,
it's quarter till six or whatever. It's actually it's probably
about five thirty at this point.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I know what time you called me.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, Well, whatever time it is, there's no I don't
have a car. I don't have spare cars just waiting
around to take me into And I'm surprised by that.
You're why would you be surprised by that?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Well, if you would have planned, if you would have planned, well,
i'm here.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Maybe if you would have planned it head place that
you they could have planned for this. I told you
off and.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
On air that it's bad out. So just saying I
didn't drive a vehicle in because I had never I
knew a snowstorm was coming, And I'm like, hi, an't
driven this one in the snow. Let me kind of
be safe and get money.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You didn't, What do you mean I drove?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, I drove my grand Cherokee in Oh Oh, because
I just was planning ahead and I left weight early
and I only went twenty eight miles an hour on
the highway.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But it was slow going.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It was really slow. But I'm glad you're safe. You
got home safe and sound.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And your warm had already rotten I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
To you what you would say to me and have
said to me.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yes, she was not swearing about you at all today.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, you mother effort.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Let me just look here real quick. I'm gonna tell
you approximate. Let me just look on Google maps how
far I went? Measured distance? So I went to get
I went a grand total of about four point nine
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miles total in about thirty two minutes.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
What time did you leave your house?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't know. Probably about I don't know, five point fifteen.
That's not really enough. It takes me twenty five twenty
six minutes to get at work. I gave myself said.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Thirty minutes, so you should have left by five am.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I was.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I left at four fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put some
all season tires on the stings wedntery tires. I'm gonna
run your ass over when the parking garage you.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Can find me.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh, I mean the snow.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
All the kids have this school called off snow day,
so they're all excited.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Here's somebody a little bit. Don't be a dick Rover.
You can always show up to work late. You're just
lazy and didn't want to go into the office. Why
would I have left my house? Why would I have
gone through this adventure? And how could I be late?
The show starts at six. I'm either on the road
driving in these you know, and or it's so ridiculous.
(13:28):
But okay, I can't just I went eight miles today,
figure an office job late. It's there's a hard start
time for this thing. So anyways, but I think I
went eight miles today and took me like thirty to
forty minutes. Yeah, it was twice as It was definitely
twice as long as normal. Oh yeah for me too.
I owed more than four miles per hour though, right,
(13:50):
not much. Okay, how long was your drive for me
to get to the highway.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It was also fifteen minutes just to get to the highway,
and that freaked me out because everybody's been warning me.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Skinny said multiple times, Oh is that a space ship?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
No, it's blustery wind, Blizard is coming blizzard. Yeah, perfect,
And I didn't heed anybody's warning.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I left.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
I was like, yeah, thirty minutes. It takes me twenty
two to get here. It's plenty of time. And then
I was racing in. I was running in as the
intro was playing because it was so slow.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Anyways, while we're here, we're on and that's that's the
that's the important part. Who is be careful out there?
You get the what are you gonna do about your car?
Wind chap, What what are you gonna do about your car?
Because if your wife's car doesn't can't drive either in
the snow, cannot drive in the snow. And are you
tried it snow it doesn't work? Oh yeah, yeah she
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has she doesn't have winter tires on there either. And
her car is a little teeny tiny convertible. It's like
fifteen years old and it's a little teen tiny convertible
with rear wheel drive. It is the worst handling thing. No,
that's terrible. You can't even you can't even like get
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up the driveway. And if there's a snowflake, one snowflake.
But so what is the game? I mean, what are
you gonna do about your car? Because it's just the
weather sucks for like three months, four months out of
the year. Here's you return it, Dave. Dave wants to
tell me I'm a pussy. He's on the road and
it's not that bad. Yes, Dave, I know that you
lose her and it is not that bad, and that's
(15:32):
what I just said. But my vehicle is completely out
of control, so it has nothing to do with the
roads that you're on right now. I wish you were
getting into work, Dave. I love that I get to
say whatever he's before he even says it. I'm responding
to what he's gonna say. I just read him on
the phone system, and I want to preemptively just tell
him you're a douche, Dave. Jeffrey move Rover.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes, hey, what's that, buddy, dude. It's not that you
spend all the money on that hard you can't even
get to work.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It is, dude. I'm
driving down the road right now by.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
By your place.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You want me to pick you up, I'll give you
just well, just throw a tow line and I'll put
on some skis. You can tell me the works. I mean,
it's no, it's guys, it's it's not that bad out
at least by me. It is not bad. This is
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a run of the mill, every day, tiny amount of snow.
It's nothing, and it's.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Not you're planking all through the state.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's yeah, I mean because they had not I am
they had not plowed a lot. I don't think they've
plowed all. Yeah, other than maybe the highways, like one
lane on the highway is plowed, but the streets aren't
at all. There's just not a lot of no on
the ground. I mean, it's not What do you do
about you return this car? Yeah? Yeah, beyond the return. Uh,
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but what do you do? I believe I'm gonna have
to put different tires on them, okays like my cars got. Yeah,
I'm gonna have to get some sort of other tires
purpose of getting the not keeping all seasoned tires on
all the time? Why why do you have summer tires?
What does that accomplish? You're not drag racing, so what
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I know. I I but you you've done this, but
you've done it with lots of your cars. I don't
understand you switched the tires on. I don't really No, no, no,
you're you're, you're, you're You're making it seem like I'm
choosing to do this. This is the way that the
vehicles are delivered. Whatever whatever tires came on the vehicle,
is what's on there? That's it? Like, I didn't say,
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give me some stupid, you know, like kind of thing.
I mean, uh so, I just I just took it
as it came. And I'll have to see. I'm gonna
see what tires a I'm gonna go up there and
look at the tread because and I'm gonna take a
picture of the tires. What those things? What if they
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are all season? I just want to just undriveable. I
don't know what are you gonna do? I don't know.
I'm gonna have to ride the yard bow. I have
to buy a snowmobile and take that into work or something.
It's crazy. Ah, let's see here where was I Let
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me get to some email Ron Rights Rover. I was
lucky enough to get an email to get tickets to
FIFA World Cup twenty twenty six. They only allowed two
tickets per person. It's a lottery system to even get
an email to join the queue to get tickets. Out
of the four of us that registered, only one of
them us received an email to purchase tickets. They don't
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tell you where you are sitting, just the level one hundred,
level two hundred, level, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You don't even know who you will be watching. Seems
really confusing, but I'm excited to go. Just wondering if
you have plans to go. Yeah, I know that they have.
I know that they do that for the World Cup.
And I because I was thinking about the last World Cup.
I like going to soccer games and watching soccer games ago.
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That'd be fun to go to a World Cup. And
it's just impossible to get tickets, totally impossible. And then
I saw that they're doing the World Cup here in
Canada and Mexico. It's like a North American most of
it here in the United States, but North American World's
World Cup in next year, in twenty six And I
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saw that they had this lottery thing. I think I
did sign up for that, but I don't know who
would buy these tickets. You don't know what team you're
gonna go see, Like do you know what the stadium
you're going to? At least? Like do you know that
you're at least get can you pick that much? Can
you go? I want to be at this stadium? That's
a good question. I don't know, because it's it's you know,
it's all over It's like in New York, it's in California,
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it's whatever. People can't just pick up and fly to
wherever without or Mexico. What if you wanted It's like, okay,
you want the tickets in Mexico City or wherever it is.
It's a good question. I don't know the answer to that.
And when you win them, it's your it's a it's
winning for the option to purchase, right, you know, win
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them correct? Right? Yeah? You win the ability to purchase
tickets to see two unknown teams play in the World Cup.
It might be the New York it might be somebody
you like, probably going to be somebody you know Brazil,
versus saying yeah, you go, okay, who wants to who cares?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Randy says you know over I'm wondering if you could
give us a ballpark estimate on how much extra you've
spent on your Miami condo versus what you've originally planned
to For example, are you fifty percent over budget eighty
per one hundred and forty percent? When thinking of this number,
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make sure to add in all of the unexpected costs
such as countless ron trip flights, hotel rooms, the extra
apartments you had to rent storage units, renewing permits, hiring
a whole second set of contractors, all of your father
in law's candy when he would be worked down there,
et cetera, et cetera. Oh my god. Factoring in all
(21:41):
of that, Wow, I don't have a number to even
it's off the charts. I mean, if you factor in
all of those things, we are are double. You've doubled
(22:03):
the budget over, way over double trippleluting of all those things,
just on the actual work being budget on the actual
work being done. I would say the actual work being
done is probably about one hundred and twenty hundred maybe.
Oh so that's just the work, so okay, yeah, and
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you want to factor in flights and hotels and apartments
and Budgetridge storage is two hundred. I don't know. They
get you. They they know these storage this is like
a this is like a drug pusher, these these self
storage places. Because they know they get you. They go, oh, hey,
(22:45):
you get get first month is free, and then then
here's your rate after that. And then you have the
place for three months, maybe six months, I don't know,
and then they start raising the rate and they know
that you don't I mean moving from one storage unit
to another would be in a huge pain. So they
just keep jacking it up, jacking it up, jacking it up.
(23:07):
I think that I pay for storage for the storage unit.
I believe is. I don't know that it's over two
hundred dollars a month just on storage.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's so really one.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Hundred because after it got broken into. Yes, that's right.
And they actually tried to charge me to move into
a different unit. After my unit got broken into, somebody
cut through the roof and they go, oh, well, there's
a thirty dollars fee or whatever to switch units. I go,
somebody broke in you doche so rotten. They're so rotten,
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Laura says, good morning one. Scrolling through Instagram, I came
across the perfect Christmas gift for Rover. I attached a picture.
PS stay warm? Is this fe Jays sweatpants with feet?
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
So footy pajamas like footy pajamas, but they're sweating part
just really big socks, really yeah, really big socks. I
liked that. Did you guys have footy pajamas when you
were I had footy pajamas until I was I had
those when I was a kid there. They were popular
when I was a kid. I remember it was it
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got to the point where they couldn't find footy. I
outgrew the sizes of footy pajamas, like Tailly paid footy
pajamas up till however big you get, and then they
then they go, okay, this this kid, you gotta get
out of the footy pajamas. I love those suckers. One time, though,
I think I told this story. One time, I was
(24:52):
zipping up my footy pajamas and I don't think I
had underwear on. I'm I mean, I was probably only
four or five years old at the time. I don't remember,
but I you know where the where the zipper starts
off sleet pajamas, Yeah, it's it's at the crotch, below
the crotch. It's like in the I think, right in
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the upper leg area, inside of the upper leg. And
I zipped up my footy pajamas and my ballsack got
stuck in the zip like it was something about Mary.
I swear to gotten that scene. It was stuck in
and I had to get my my I remember my
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grandma and maybe my mom. I don't I don't remember
if I mom. I know my grandma for sure, because
I just started screaming ah, and there was blood on
my ballsack and they they it was. It was like
an identity. It was identical to that scene in the
movie where he gets his ball stuck in the in
his zipper. We've got a bleeder. Yeah, that's And to
(25:58):
this day, I swear to you, I don't. I must
have been about four or five years old. To this day,
I still have a fear of getting my ball sack
stuck in a zipper, like even on like jeans or something.
I don't think I could wear jeans without underwear, but
I know a lot of people do that. To me,
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that would be uncomfortable A and B I'd be very
nervous about getting my balls stuck in there.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
So you would never own footy pajamas again. Because I
still own some minor animal from Sesame Street. Mmm, like
a hood the Muppets. It's it No, it has feet,
Oh okay. An animal is the like front of the
feet and it has them on there embroidered on it,
but it zips all the way up. It's a full
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And then I have one without feet that does have
like a little cape or something. It's Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
But see the feet. I think at this age, I
think the I don't think I would like the feet.
I think my feet would get too hot, and then
I think foot funk would then just travel all the
way up my footy pajamas trapped in a two. So
I have ballfunk. I have foot funk. I mean, it's
just you take this thing off. Could you imagine the
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It's just a It's gonna smell like a high school
locker room or something after football practice. It's not gonna
not gonna be good. All right, I've got to take
a break. Eight sixty six yo, Rover eight six six
nine sixty seven six eighty three seven week will be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on now back
to the show. Yeah, I was having a rough time
(27:57):
coming into work today with the snow. I was just
thinking I should have just stolen Jeffrey's car and taken
that into work. Was there any fallout of the people
stealing your car, Jeffrey?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
What happened? Was it brought up yesterday? Did anyone contact you?
Did the people who stole your car? Did they contact you? No?
But I did learn.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
I did talk to my friend Maria yesterday, said that
these two knuckleheats were not even part of the.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Group that I was in.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
They were just two random guys in the place that
just happened to recognize me because they listened to the show.
And I said, and I said, no, I mean, that's
kind of a new low, though, go stealing my stuff
like that, because there could have been the potential I
could have had to I could have had that, I
could have reported that car stolen, and I could have
had them charged with grand.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Theft audio auto. So you talked to your friend though,
that's correct.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
I did talk to her and she confirmed they were
not part of our little group that we were in.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well, wouldn't you know that you were there for hours?
Wouldn't you know if the two guys who stole your
car and they're on video driving your car, wouldn't you
know if they were part of your group?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I mean, I wasn't sure, but I just want to
be sure. Besides it, anyways, I got a message, you know,
like I just want to let them know that theseus,
did these two knuckleheads know that there was a potential
I could have had you knuckleheads arrested for our grand
stept auto and I could have had you put your
heel for a few years.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Car wash excuse Jeffries driving Jeffreys car to the car wash?
What is it at the end, Charlie? What kind of
weird stuff? There's there's thig one guy at the end
of that Snapchat thing. It like goes uh oh to
their app the screen record they're doing. But the first
one was it looked like a weird picture of Oh
(29:50):
the first one, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
That's an older man of a young like Asian boy
or something. What's going on? And then oddly then there's
like a hot chick below that police cam, like hot
mugshot of a chick. So this person is into a
little bit of everything. I think, right, is that an
(30:15):
apple sprits above that tumb over Megan Bee? Is that
what that is? Oh? Okay, I don't know what that is,
but huh all right? So does I don't use Snapchat?
So it's does Snapchat automatically? Is there like an algorithm
that puts that stuff up on the discover thing? Yes?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Oh for sure, because mine shows a lot of muck
bangs a lot of people eating food, a lot of.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Girls trying on clothes.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
So it's feeding me different, different videos than what it's
feeding them.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Honestly, I would use Snapchat, So I just stick to
the Big three there.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You know how they have the Big three automakers.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
You know, six is Big three social media play book, Instagram, Facebook,
to Graham.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And the X.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
What about TikTok. I don't use six tac very often.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
I only use it to say, follow my son to
see what he's putting up. That's pretty much it. I
don't know, you post videos on or anything like that.
How can you do to shake your head about it?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, how come we have to point out, like two
or three days later after your some post something on TikTok?
How come we have to play it for you? And
then you got I've never seen that before.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I get notifications now that if he's put something, if
he puts something up on the on the tok, cool,
I think it's I think lean into its cooler.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's cool. I have you guys noticed that Jeffrey is
a little more upset about his car being stolen now
that he's talked to somebody else about it. Oh yeah, now,
now it's grand theft auto territory. Yesterday, Yeah, yesterday. Didn't
care at all because there could have been. I was
(32:02):
sicking because I have had time, I guess things, think,
don't think it as quick as I should. And I
said there could have been.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
As I was talking to my friend, there was a
potential I could have had them charged with grand theft auto.
I know I could have had them charge and thrown
in jail.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Did you tell your wife? Oh? I told my wife.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
About it, and she goes, you're lucky they didn't you know,
didn't didn't you know wreck your car or anything like?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, i'd be not a car. Have you thought about
reaching out to these two guys and thanking them for
taking your car through the car wash?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
They did it without my permission. So I still think
it's car theft. So I just gotta find it. And
even my son, my son heard about it because I
guess see he caught I guess he caught a highlight
video from somebody and he asked me about it, and
he said, don't we He just told me this. Don't
wear your keys on your belt loop you have in
your pocket?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Well, do your keys ever fall off of that carabeane
that you have or do you think that they actually
took it off of the Caribbean.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
I believe they found a way that they found a
way to distract me and he found a way to
take it off without me feeling it that it has
ever fallen off your keys?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Have they ever fell off? Okay? So I I I
think so when they handed you your keys back.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
They made me think they could have fallen off or
hit the or fallen on the floor like that.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I was like, man, now the caribbineer still attached to
your belt lot? Correct? Okay, so they took those keys
right off your right off the Caribbean. I think next
time if I do go into a bar, put the
keys in my pocket. What is the why have the
caribbeaner with your keys and he has this on the
side on his side belt loop hanging on? Is this
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like like a like a high school janitor would have
with all the keys? Why do that? What's the why not.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
A case like I have a pair of like sweatpanted on.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Pockets and hang them right off the side, but hang
them in front of me. But you're your sweatpants also
wouldn't have a belt loop?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
No, I just hang him on the edge of the
sweatpants themselves. Oh okay, guys, if you see that picture
of me?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
What picture? Picture picture? Okay, it's the picture of me,
my daughter, Dougie and Gia. Someone asked me.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
About that picture because why is how is it can
jeff haang Key's off his sweatpants?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Where do we see this picture? I've not seen this picture.
Must have been at It's on the gram all right.
So this is when Jeffrey took his Is this when
you took your daughter to see Dougie at the donut truck? Okay?
So if you can find that picture, I know we
must have. I don't actually, I don't know if I
(34:44):
ever saw that picture. Actually, I don't think we ever
posted it on the ground.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yes, we went on break.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I will give it to snips. Okay, sorry, I thought
so you when you were in this bar on Saturday,
there is here it is okay? Oh interesting? Okay? So
these are were you wearing sweatpants at the bar? I
was wearing about cameo pants? Are they sweatpants? Yeah? They
have belt loops? Okay. So when they handed you your
(35:14):
keys back? Was the carabineer attached to the keys or not. No,
it was attached sweatpants. No, I was wearing jeans at
the bar. Okay, not cameo pants. Okay, the camel pants
is what's what I'm wearing that picture.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Let's see you zoom in to the crotcherry of his.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh those are camo. Okay, they're very now they're kind
of Yeah. What's interesting about these is they're all there
used to be cameo pants, but now they're just one tone.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, there's no actual camouflash. That's because they're let's just
say rover. They're very well worn. Yeah, that's one way.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Well washed. Yeah okay, yeah, oh well watch by longer.
I'm so much. Oh yeah, it's actually they're so clean,
is what we're looking at there, you go, okay, okay,
so you just you just put those on the rubb
or on the elastic band. Yeah, they don't actually fully
(36:17):
close at any point. No, I mean like I could,
I could, I can illustraight for you? Sure, Okay, imagine
sweatpants jeans, jeans on now, so he has the carabiner
attached to his belt loop.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
So if my jeans, if they're sweatpants, they would hang like.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
This, just over the edge of the paper. They don't
fully close ever. Okay, that's but they do on a
belt loop though. They Yeah, but on the sweatpants. Now,
I'm I'm just going to tell you what happens when
I wear sweatpants, Like if I put something like my
wallet in the pocket or keys, my sweatpants start to
(36:58):
fall down. So I try to keep anything out of
the pockets of sweatpants because they even if I tie
the little you have to tie that that that waist
cord really really tight, don't hear If you attach these
heavy ass keys to your sweatpants, don't your sweatpants start
to fall down? No, I put my wallet in.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I put my wallet in one pocket, put my phone
in the other pocket.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
And I don't have that issue. I don't know how
that's potible. It could be child pants, child children's pants,
and it's really too tight. Those are adult mediums. But
also they can't come down over that. But donk I
see Okay? Can I see your keys over sometimes?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Like I said, bubble but does come in handy.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
At some at times, not the app Can I see
your keys one last time? Not your nuts? I don't
care about that, Okay, I'm so down for the camera,
so I love. Yeah, he's not in the room there there, okay, okay,
(38:05):
all right, I just wanted to see. You don't have
a whole lot of extra. Some people have a ton
of extra keys and stuff. You don't have a whole
lot of extra. You have a few extra.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
You can have my car key, my fob, the key
for my mailbox, the key.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Of my house.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
And this is the little key. I opened the toilet
paper dispenser because I sometimes cleaning office at my fence company,
and sometimes I use it to open the toilet paper
something to refill that what you're the cleaner at work?
Well yeah, they were every now and that stuff has
the toilet put tape. Toilet paper dispenses have to be replenished.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That's your job.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
I think you're so's charging toilet I wear different hats there.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
He's in charge of replenishing. But he doesn't actually use
I know this. I used to. It doesn't get high
on his own supply.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
I used to paper, So nice, try dude, P Girl Bella,
you're on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Good morning pe Girl Bella, be rover p b L
I uh are by what's happening?
Speaker 7 (39:12):
So you guys were talking about algorithms and getting into
people's feeds, and uh.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I wanted to share that.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
I decided to become an influencer overnight and was able
to get two hundred followers overnight by just using hashtags.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
What hashtags are you using?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I am using?
Speaker 7 (39:33):
Depends on TikTok or Instagram, but I'm trying T girl
influencer hashtag.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh not P girl, T girl girl. Okay, hold on,
it's on my system. It says p p ee girl,
and I'm thinking, okay, this is like a golden shower chick.
And then it's sort of like a manly voice and
uh no, no offense. But uh so then I was
(40:03):
a little unsure, so it's T girl like trans girl. Correct. Okay,
all right, so you're using these hashtags to just so
you just put some hashtags. You've done no work. You
put a couple of hashtags, and now you're automatically being
fed into people's algorithms who are also into into T
(40:23):
girls stuff.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
I guess I don't wouldn't say I put in no work.
I put in a lot of work to do the content.
Uh and yeah, I got in there, people started liking it.
I had hundreds of likes overnight, and it kept growing
and growing and it's still growing.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Your top fan is RMG Charlie. I believe he's an
old T Girl follower. Now can I see your let's see?
Do you want to plug you right?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
No, I would have to give you the handles. No,
that's fine, I can he's.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Get Yeah, yeah, let's let's let's see.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
This TikTok or Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Let's let's do instagram.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
TikTok has all the followers. I haven't been able to
get any followers on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's all right, we'll get you your first follower on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, it's Bella balls two.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Bella three Wait? What is it? Three seven one five? Okay,
let's see. Okay, all right, so Bella three seven one
one five okay, trans gorgeous and untamed. Would any straight
(41:49):
guys love a tea girl? He or I'm sorry? She asks?
Getting ready for bed? Here is Bella wearing? I don't
know what is this? What's this purple thing? Are these?
Are these your footy pajamas?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
This is I don't know what that outfit is exactly. Okay,
all right, I'm taking a look at this here one
the turn rover. You know, I'm not into blondes. I've
said this numerous times, and so blonde blonde hair is
not really my thing, you know. I kind of like
(42:25):
dark haired, dark eyes. All right, now, hold on Tea
girl Bella. Tell me, so you decided to become an influencer.
But I'm assuming you're just living this lifestyle, right, and
then you decided to become an influencer or did you
decide hmmm, I want to get a bunch of followers.
(42:45):
And the thing that seems to be popping right now
is Tea girls stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
M the ladder.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
So you're you? You became trans just to get followers.
Speaker 7 (43:00):
No, it's something I kind of dealt with my whole
life and this is kind of my outlet.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah yeah, man, when did you When did you decide
to do this?
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Like?
Speaker 1 (43:14):
How long ago did you decide I'm now going to
identify as a woman.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
Uh so I am fluid so half the time?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Okay? And do you go into work? Do you have
a job, and do you do you go in as
a male or a female? When you go into work?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Are going as a male?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Kidding? Yeah? This is wild? Okay, So you go in
I don't know what kind of what kind of job
do you have? Don't tell me where you work, but
just what kind of job is it?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's blue collar?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Okay? So you go in as a man to a
blue collar job, but in your off time you dress
as a woman. Do the people at the blue collar
job know about this other side of you?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
What would you do if they found out? Would you care?
Or they might care? I mean, I know people are
they might care.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I decided I don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Okay, all right. Would you ever confide in them or
tell them like, hey, I do this? Or do you
just not bring it? You just don't want to bring
it up at all. If they find out, they find
out you don't care. But would you ever bring it
up to anybody at work?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't think I would bring it up. I don't.
I don't think I have a need to. I mean,
I could see maybe one day. But now, why came on?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Why? Okay you said that you've been dealing this with
this for a while. How long have you had these
these desires to be a woman? At least half the time.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
My whole life?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Really? Yeah, we're a little kid, You're a little boy,
and like other little boys are doing stuff, playing army
guys or whatever. G I, Joe, you wanted to dress
up in dresses or or what was it like for you?
Speaker 7 (45:32):
I always kind of saw myself as the other gender.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
M M, but I was normal and I don't we
don't know, okay, would you say that? What about when
it comes to sexuality? Are you into guys? Are you
into girls? Both bisexual? Really? Wow?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
This is my tags? That's one of the tags I used.
Did you go to TikTok?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, the TikTok has better tags that one blew up overnight?
Speaker 1 (46:15):
And what is it on TikTok? I forget?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Uh, bella balls O two?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Well that's a better name. Bella Ball's oh two. I
like that one. Bella balls you get.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Well, so you get to pick your handle on niktock.
You don't get to pick it on and stuff?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I did you do on Instagram? Don't you?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Well? You can you can put your name. You can
put your.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Name if you you see me, you can see it
showing as that, uh, but you can't. My actual like
for you to find me has to be what I
believe you.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I believe followers.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
You're one forty two now on TikTok and three on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I've decided to do this overnight.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Seven on instag Now, okay, so just overnight you decided
to do this, now are you? What about the people
you work with? I know you say you don't you
wouldn't bring it up to them. But if they discover
the Bella Balls Instagram or TikTok, you don't care? What
(47:20):
could I do? All right? All right, well, Bella Balls,
I wish you luck in your tea Girl influencer journey.
Could you imagine ten or fifteen years ago, if if
somebody called up you'd go, This is the most insane
thing I've ever heard. Now, tea Girl influencers are a
(47:41):
dime a dozen. It's almost I think a lot of
people who you can, I guess, get a lot of
followers for this. I think a lot of people who
would normally, just in the past twenty years ago just
have been gay. I think that they are now going
like h I can make a bunch of money if
I'd become a tea girl, and then I can appeal
(48:02):
to all sorts of different people. But all right, well,
Bella Balls, good luck to you. I appreciate it and
thank you for calling in, Dougi. We do have the
Shizzy coming up. What's on the way.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
We've got some information regarding the super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
We have bad Bunny.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
He apparently is going to have something that's never been
done before during his performance. I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Next, he's going to be Now he can't be deported
because he's Puerto Rican. I don't know, but he's it's
going to be some sort of is it some sort
of political thing? They don't really like that at the
super Bowl. But all right, well we'll find out in
just a few minutes. We'll be right back on Rover's
Morning glory hanging on
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover have some responsibility. I'll
call on Charlie. I got to talk dude and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let's see ius of the old something.
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Rovers Morning Glory starts now, God morning.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
What's happening. It is Tuesday, December second, twenty twenty five.
Good morning, gets Rover's Born of Glory. I'm Rover. Dougie
is here.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Good morning, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here, Amen, Crystal is here.
Crystal is here. Oh well, and mister Jeffrey Alan Laroque
is in the firebox. Yo, yo, you're what this is? Well?
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Give us a call at that Irega Texas at that
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the best way to give us call eight six six
nine six seven six eight three seven. We'll get to
your email here. In just a moment, I said, everyone's here.
I'm not here because I well, first of all, I
(01:46):
want to kill Dougie. That's the first thing I literally
wanted to kill her. Secondly, I went to bed pretty
late last night and I look out the window and I,
oh, oh my god, it's snowing quite a bit. I was
not anticipating this. Dous she had warned us, Oh, there's
(02:06):
a snowstorm coming, you better be ready. And I looked
at the weather for where I live. I said, you
have a point oh five, like not even half an inch.
It was a tenth of an inch. I think it
was point one zero point one inches of snow that
is expected over the next twenty four hours. And I said, okay,
(02:29):
whatever she's Oh, she's exaggerating like usual. And then and
then I uh, as I was going to bed, I
look out and I go, oh, it's snowing pretty bad.
I better set my alarm early. So I set my
alarm early. I got up early, begrudgingly. I get dressed,
(02:49):
I get in my car, my truck, whatever you want
to call the thing, and I say goodbye to my
wife and I get in the truck and I start driving.
And as I'm going down my two hundred foot driveway,
I go, oh, this is this is a little slippery.
(03:11):
And then as I make it out onto the road,
the main the main road by my house, I go.
This is going to be a pretty treacherous drive into work.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Ye leave early, like you tell me to do.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Very very treacherous. I did leave early.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I got up.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Really, I had to wipe off the car. I just
wrape off the car. And then she's not paying attention
to them. Did she not hear this part where my
alarm up and I got up and I left early?
Well you think I got up early and I didn't
leave early. Of course I left early. So I'm now
driving my I cannot drive, I swear to you more
(03:54):
than ten miles per hour without you just completely lose
control over of this vehicle. And I'm like, well, maybe
it's going to get Maybe we'll get to some point
where I swear to you. It took I think it
was it's over half an hour. It took probably about
thirty two minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Charlie.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I know that you know where I live. I don't
know how familiar you are with the route that I
would take home. I made it to the on ramp
of the freeway. It took me. Now, it normally takes
me thirty minutes to get into work, a little less.
It takes me about twenty six minutes to get into
work in the morning. I made it from my house
(04:36):
to the on ramp of the freeway. It took fifteen
minutes to do that. Fifteen minutes. Yeah, and ad out.
I said, I'm not going to do this. I cannot
do I'm going to I'm going to end up dead
or crashed. If I have four wheel drive, I have
all time, I have full time all wheel drive. I
(04:58):
have none of that in a tiny little car. I
could have been in a wagon, and I could have
been on a big wheels and had more traction. I'm
telling you, I don't know what I called my tires.
I called, no, I have no snow tires. I assume
that I have all weather tires. And this is where
I might have made the wrong assumption, because I don't
(05:20):
know because I called. Right after I get out of
the driveway. I immediately call my wife and I go,
will you check up on this? Like, am I missing
something in this vehicle which I have never driven in
the snow before? And I said, I must be missing something.
So she go, you got a Google search? Do I
(05:41):
have to do something like this is ridiculous. She's like, no,
I has full, full time all wheel drive. And I
go that's what I thought. The thing is completely unmaneuverable
in the snow. And we're not talking this is a
very minor snowfall. This is this is like an everyday
(06:03):
driving occurrence in the winter. Yes, yes, now by me.
I don't know what it's like up there here. It's
it's maybe a quarter of an inch of snow on
the ground. We're not talking much snow. Do you guys
have a lot of snow? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, we got snow up here because uh wait, I
took my garbage out this morning. Yeah, I felt the
snow coming down, and I looked up and I was
coming down.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Pretty pretty good.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
And my driving to work was kind of slow, and
I just took the main road. I didn't even get
bo I won't bother get on the freeway. I just
take from where I live. I just take. I just
take the main street all the way in downtown. Yeah,
it's kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Slow, twice as long as twice as long as normal
to an hour slow. So I made the determination. I said,
I've got to turn around here. Oh so you finally
did the spin. I did not do that, well, not intentionally,
I didn't do the spin, but I you could do
it today out to the freeway and I go, I
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just past the on ramp and I got to the
first place I could turn around and go back. It
took me thirty two minutes. We're talking. I'd have to
look us up on maps to see how much distance
we're talking about. But I mean on the way back
to my house, I was going, I'm not kidding you.
And this is on a road where the speed limit
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is fifty five miles per hour. On the main road
by my house, I was going four miles per hour
because if I went any faster, I was going to
go off the road. It's unbelievable. I could not. I
was cursing the whole time. So then as I baked,
Jake says, you're clearly a yit driver and scared of
(07:41):
your g wagon. You howmow yeh, that's what it is.
I'm watching a video of a guy right now. I mean,
he's just going through the snow. Well it's interesting that
you say that, because I had called my wife and
I said, she goes, I'm looking at all these videos.
This thing is like going lie like a snowkay like
(08:02):
this main for totally totally fine in the snow. I said, well,
they need to come drive this one because it is
absolutely out of control. Maybe your wife could drive you
in in the car. Well, maybe she could carry me,
because car looks great. I've been watching it's going around.
(08:25):
Oh there he's doing the spin. Yes, the three sixty whatever,
the g spent, whatever the hell they call this thing. So, uh,
I go back. Can you see these tires. Let me
see the tread on the when he was doing that spin.
Let me see what the tread on the tires looks like.
Because I want to compare this to mine. I've never
switched my tires out, and so I don't I don't
(08:46):
know what I don't know, like what the difference between
huge difference if I don't know about if my other
car the all right, I'm gonna have to look at
that and see what I have. The the the EQ West.
Remember the first time I drove that, it was the
(09:06):
same thing. I go, oh my god, this thing is
completely you cannot maneuver this thing in the snow. It's
because it had performance tires on there and you have
no traction. And then I put winter tires on it,
and it is oh my god. It was night and day.
I was assuming and perhaps incorrectly assuming that on a
(09:28):
truck an suv that they would always have some sort
of all seasoned tires on there. There's no way that
you could have Does it have performance tires on there?
Like I'm going to be drag racing this thing or
something ridiculous. I don't know. There is literally no traction
on this thing. It is completely out of control anyway,
(09:49):
So why are you made at Fuji? I call her, Okay, oh, okay,
you're gonna get to it. This is after I turned
around and I said, Douge, I said, I left early
for work, but this car is completely it's out of control.
I cannot maneuver this thing, and I'm going to have
(10:12):
to work remote from home. She goes, you can't drive
your wife's car. Now. This is already after I'm about
twenty minutes into this journey at this point, and my
wife has like this little car. I refer to it
as a golf cart. Like this thing. You can't. You
(10:33):
can't drive this thing barely in the rain. It's so ridiculous.
Father in law.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Doesn't have a truck. You don't have another vehicle.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I guess Dougie fails to realize that at this point,
it's quarter till six or whatever. It's actually it's probably
about five thirty at this point.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I know what time you called me.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, Well, whatever time it is, there's no I don't
have a car. I don't have spare cars just waiting
around to take me into And I'm surprised by that.
You're why would you be surprised by that?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Well, if you would have planned, if you would have planned, well,
i'm here.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Maybe if you would have planned it head place that
you they could have planned for this. I told you
off and.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
On air that it's bad out. So just saying I
didn't drive a vehicle in because I had never I
knew a snowstorm was coming, And I'm like, hi, an't
driven this one in the snow. Let me kind of
be safe and get money.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You didn't, What do you mean I drove?
Speaker 4 (11:34):
No, I drove my grand Cherokee in Oh Oh, because
I just was planning ahead and I left weight early
and I only went twenty eight miles an hour on
the highway.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But it was slow going.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It was really slow. But I'm glad you're safe. You
got home safe and sound.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And your warm had already rotten I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
To you what you would say to me and have
said to me.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yes, she was not swearing about you at all today.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, you mother effort.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Let me just look here real quick. I'm gonna tell
you approximate. Let me just look on Google maps how
far I went? Measured distance? So I went to get
I went a grand total of about four point nine
(12:22):
miles total in about thirty two minutes.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
What time did you leave your house?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't know. Probably about I don't know, five point fifteen.
That's not really enough. It takes me twenty five twenty
six minutes to get at work. I gave myself said.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Thirty minutes, so you should have left by five am.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I was.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
I left at four fifty.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put some
all season tires on the stings wedntery tires. I'm gonna
run your ass over when the parking garage you.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Can find me.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh, I mean the snow.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
All the kids have this school called off snow day,
so they're all excited.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Here's somebody a little bit. Don't be a dick Rover.
You can always show up to work late. You're just
lazy and didn't want to go into the office. Why
would I have left my house? Why would I have
gone through this adventure? And how could I be late?
The show starts at six. I'm either on the road
driving in these you know, and or it's so ridiculous.
(13:28):
But okay, I can't just I went eight miles today,
figure an office job late. It's there's a hard start
time for this thing. So anyways, but I think I
went eight miles today and took me like thirty to
forty minutes. Yeah, it was twice as It was definitely
twice as long as normal. Oh yeah for me too.
I owed more than four miles per hour though, right,
(13:50):
not much. Okay, how long was your drive for me
to get to the highway.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
It was also fifteen minutes just to get to the highway,
and that freaked me out because everybody's been warning me.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Skinny said multiple times, Oh is that a space ship?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
No, it's blustery wind, Blizard is coming blizzard. Yeah, perfect,
And I didn't heed anybody's warning.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I left.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
I was like, yeah, thirty minutes. It takes me twenty
two to get here. It's plenty of time. And then
I was racing in. I was running in as the
intro was playing because it was so slow.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Anyways, while we're here, we're on and that's that's the
that's the important part. Who is be careful out there?
You get the what are you gonna do about your car?
Wind chap, What what are you gonna do about your car?
Because if your wife's car doesn't can't drive either in
the snow, cannot drive in the snow. And are you
tried it snow it doesn't work? Oh yeah, yeah she
(14:48):
has she doesn't have winter tires on there either. And
her car is a little teeny tiny convertible. It's like
fifteen years old and it's a little teen tiny convertible
with rear wheel drive. It is the worst handling thing. No,
that's terrible. You can't even you can't even like get
(15:09):
up the driveway. And if there's a snowflake, one snowflake.
But so what is the game? I mean, what are
you gonna do about your car? Because it's just the
weather sucks for like three months, four months out of
the year. Here's you return it, Dave. Dave wants to
tell me I'm a pussy. He's on the road and
it's not that bad. Yes, Dave, I know that you
lose her and it is not that bad, and that's
(15:32):
what I just said. But my vehicle is completely out
of control, so it has nothing to do with the
roads that you're on right now. I wish you were
getting into work, Dave. I love that I get to
say whatever he's before he even says it. I'm responding
to what he's gonna say. I just read him on
the phone system, and I want to preemptively just tell
him you're a douche, Dave. Jeffrey move Rover.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes, hey, what's that, buddy, dude. It's not that you
spend all the money on that hard you can't even
get to work.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. It is, dude. I'm
driving down the road right now by.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
By your place.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You want me to pick you up, I'll give you
just well, just throw a tow line and I'll put
on some skis. You can tell me the works. I mean,
it's no, it's guys, it's it's not that bad out
at least by me. It is not bad. This is
(16:32):
a run of the mill, every day, tiny amount of snow.
It's nothing, and it's.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Not you're planking all through the state.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
It's yeah, I mean because they had not I am
they had not plowed a lot. I don't think they've
plowed all. Yeah, other than maybe the highways, like one
lane on the highway is plowed, but the streets aren't
at all. There's just not a lot of no on
the ground. I mean, it's not What do you do
about you return this car? Yeah? Yeah, beyond the return. Uh,
(17:09):
but what do you do? I believe I'm gonna have
to put different tires on them, okays like my cars got. Yeah,
I'm gonna have to get some sort of other tires
purpose of getting the not keeping all seasoned tires on
all the time? Why why do you have summer tires?
What does that accomplish? You're not drag racing, so what
(17:31):
I know. I I but you you've done this, but
you've done it with lots of your cars. I don't
understand you switched the tires on. I don't really No, no, no,
you're you're, you're, you're You're making it seem like I'm
choosing to do this. This is the way that the
vehicles are delivered. Whatever whatever tires came on the vehicle,
is what's on there? That's it? Like, I didn't say,
(17:53):
give me some stupid, you know, like kind of thing.
I mean, uh so, I just I just took it
as it came. And I'll have to see. I'm gonna
see what tires a I'm gonna go up there and
look at the tread because and I'm gonna take a
picture of the tires. What those things? What if they
(18:13):
are all season? I just want to just undriveable. I
don't know what are you gonna do? I don't know.
I'm gonna have to ride the yard bow. I have
to buy a snowmobile and take that into work or something.
It's crazy. Ah, let's see here where was I Let
(18:41):
me get to some email Ron Rights Rover. I was
lucky enough to get an email to get tickets to
FIFA World Cup twenty twenty six. They only allowed two
tickets per person. It's a lottery system to even get
an email to join the queue to get tickets. Out
of the four of us that registered, only one of
them us received an email to purchase tickets. They don't
(19:02):
tell you where you are sitting, just the level one hundred,
level two hundred, level, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You don't even know who you will be watching. Seems
really confusing, but I'm excited to go. Just wondering if
you have plans to go. Yeah, I know that they have.
I know that they do that for the World Cup.
And I because I was thinking about the last World Cup.
I like going to soccer games and watching soccer games ago.
(19:30):
That'd be fun to go to a World Cup. And
it's just impossible to get tickets, totally impossible. And then
I saw that they're doing the World Cup here in
Canada and Mexico. It's like a North American most of
it here in the United States, but North American World's
World Cup in next year, in twenty six And I
(19:52):
saw that they had this lottery thing. I think I
did sign up for that, but I don't know who
would buy these tickets. You don't know what team you're
gonna go see, Like do you know what the stadium
you're going to? At least? Like do you know that
you're at least get can you pick that much? Can
you go? I want to be at this stadium? That's
a good question. I don't know, because it's it's you know,
it's all over It's like in New York, it's in California,
(20:14):
it's whatever. People can't just pick up and fly to
wherever without or Mexico. What if you wanted It's like, okay,
you want the tickets in Mexico City or wherever it is.
It's a good question. I don't know the answer to that.
And when you win them, it's your it's a it's
winning for the option to purchase, right, you know, win
(20:35):
them correct? Right? Yeah? You win the ability to purchase
tickets to see two unknown teams play in the World Cup.
It might be the New York it might be somebody
you like, probably going to be somebody you know Brazil,
versus saying yeah, you go, okay, who wants to who cares?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Randy says you know over I'm wondering if you could
give us a ballpark estimate on how much extra you've
spent on your Miami condo versus what you've originally planned
to For example, are you fifty percent over budget eighty
per one hundred and forty percent? When thinking of this number,
(21:18):
make sure to add in all of the unexpected costs
such as countless ron trip flights, hotel rooms, the extra
apartments you had to rent storage units, renewing permits, hiring
a whole second set of contractors, all of your father
in law's candy when he would be worked down there,
et cetera, et cetera. Oh my god. Factoring in all
(21:41):
of that, Wow, I don't have a number to even
it's off the charts. I mean, if you factor in
all of those things, we are are double. You've doubled
(22:03):
the budget over, way over double trippleluting of all those things,
just on the actual work being budget on the actual
work being done. I would say the actual work being
done is probably about one hundred and twenty hundred maybe.
Oh so that's just the work, so okay, yeah, and
(22:24):
you want to factor in flights and hotels and apartments
and Budgetridge storage is two hundred. I don't know. They
get you. They they know these storage this is like
a this is like a drug pusher, these these self
storage places. Because they know they get you. They go, oh, hey,
(22:45):
you get get first month is free, and then then
here's your rate after that. And then you have the
place for three months, maybe six months, I don't know,
and then they start raising the rate and they know
that you don't I mean moving from one storage unit
to another would be in a huge pain. So they
just keep jacking it up, jacking it up, jacking it up.
(23:07):
I think that I pay for storage for the storage unit.
I believe is. I don't know that it's over two
hundred dollars a month just on storage.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's so really one.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Hundred because after it got broken into. Yes, that's right.
And they actually tried to charge me to move into
a different unit. After my unit got broken into, somebody
cut through the roof and they go, oh, well, there's
a thirty dollars fee or whatever to switch units. I go,
somebody broke in you doche so rotten. They're so rotten,
(23:48):
Laura says, good morning one. Scrolling through Instagram, I came
across the perfect Christmas gift for Rover. I attached a picture.
PS stay warm? Is this fe Jays sweatpants with feet?
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
So footy pajamas like footy pajamas, but they're sweating part
just really big socks, really yeah, really big socks. I
liked that. Did you guys have footy pajamas when you
were I had footy pajamas until I was I had
those when I was a kid there. They were popular
when I was a kid. I remember it was it
(24:29):
got to the point where they couldn't find footy. I
outgrew the sizes of footy pajamas, like Tailly paid footy
pajamas up till however big you get, and then they
then they go, okay, this this kid, you gotta get
out of the footy pajamas. I love those suckers. One time, though,
I think I told this story. One time, I was
(24:52):
zipping up my footy pajamas and I don't think I
had underwear on. I'm I mean, I was probably only
four or five years old at the time. I don't remember,
but I you know where the where the zipper starts
off sleet pajamas, Yeah, it's it's at the crotch, below
the crotch. It's like in the I think, right in
(25:13):
the upper leg area, inside of the upper leg. And
I zipped up my footy pajamas and my ballsack got
stuck in the zip like it was something about Mary.
I swear to gotten that scene. It was stuck in
and I had to get my my I remember my
(25:34):
grandma and maybe my mom. I don't I don't remember
if I mom. I know my grandma for sure, because
I just started screaming ah, and there was blood on
my ballsack and they they it was. It was like
an identity. It was identical to that scene in the
movie where he gets his ball stuck in the in
his zipper. We've got a bleeder. Yeah, that's And to
(25:58):
this day, I swear to you, I don't. I must
have been about four or five years old. To this day,
I still have a fear of getting my ball sack
stuck in a zipper, like even on like jeans or something.
I don't think I could wear jeans without underwear, but
I know a lot of people do that. To me,
(26:19):
that would be uncomfortable A and B I'd be very
nervous about getting my balls stuck in there.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
So you would never own footy pajamas again. Because I
still own some minor animal from Sesame Street. Mmm, like
a hood the Muppets. It's it No, it has feet,
Oh okay. An animal is the like front of the
feet and it has them on there embroidered on it,
but it zips all the way up. It's a full
(26:44):
And then I have one without feet that does have
like a little cape or something. It's Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
But see the feet. I think at this age, I
think the I don't think I would like the feet.
I think my feet would get too hot, and then
I think foot funk would then just travel all the
way up my footy pajamas trapped in a two. So
I have ballfunk. I have foot funk. I mean, it's
just you take this thing off. Could you imagine the
(27:10):
It's just a It's gonna smell like a high school
locker room or something after football practice. It's not gonna
not gonna be good. All right, I've got to take
a break. Eight sixty six yo, Rover eight six six
nine sixty seven six eighty three seven week will be
right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on now back
to the show. Yeah, I was having a rough time
(27:57):
coming into work today with the snow. I was just
thinking I should have just stolen Jeffrey's car and taken
that into work. Was there any fallout of the people
stealing your car, Jeffrey?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
What happened? Was it brought up yesterday? Did anyone contact you?
Did the people who stole your car? Did they contact you? No?
But I did learn.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
I did talk to my friend Maria yesterday, said that
these two knuckleheats were not even part of the.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Group that I was in.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
They were just two random guys in the place that
just happened to recognize me because they listened to the show.
And I said, and I said, no, I mean, that's
kind of a new low, though, go stealing my stuff
like that, because there could have been the potential I
could have had to I could have had that, I
could have reported that car stolen, and I could have
had them charged with grand.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Theft audio auto. So you talked to your friend though,
that's correct.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
I did talk to her and she confirmed they were
not part of our little group that we were in.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well, wouldn't you know that you were there for hours?
Wouldn't you know if the two guys who stole your
car and they're on video driving your car, wouldn't you
know if they were part of your group?
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I mean, I wasn't sure, but I just want to
be sure. Besides it, anyways, I got a message, you know,
like I just want to let them know that theseus,
did these two knuckleheads know that there was a potential
I could have had you knuckleheads arrested for our grand
stept auto and I could have had you put your
heel for a few years.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Car wash excuse Jeffries driving Jeffreys car to the car wash?
What is it at the end, Charlie? What kind of
weird stuff? There's there's thig one guy at the end
of that Snapchat thing. It like goes uh oh to
their app the screen record they're doing. But the first
one was it looked like a weird picture of Oh
(29:50):
the first one, what's that all about?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
That's an older man of a young like Asian boy
or something. What's going on? And then oddly then there's
like a hot chick below that police cam, like hot
mugshot of a chick. So this person is into a
little bit of everything. I think, right, is that an
(30:15):
apple sprits above that tumb over Megan Bee? Is that
what that is? Oh? Okay, I don't know what that is,
but huh all right? So does I don't use Snapchat?
So it's does Snapchat automatically? Is there like an algorithm
that puts that stuff up on the discover thing? Yes?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Oh for sure, because mine shows a lot of muck
bangs a lot of people eating food, a lot of.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Girls trying on clothes.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
So it's feeding me different, different videos than what it's
feeding them.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Honestly, I would use Snapchat, So I just stick to
the Big three there.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You know how they have the Big three automakers.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
You know, six is Big three social media play book, Instagram, Facebook,
to Graham.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And the X.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
What about TikTok. I don't use six tac very often.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
I only use it to say, follow my son to
see what he's putting up. That's pretty much it. I
don't know, you post videos on or anything like that.
How can you do to shake your head about it?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Well, how come we have to point out, like two
or three days later after your some post something on TikTok?
How come we have to play it for you? And
then you got I've never seen that before.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I get notifications now that if he's put something, if
he puts something up on the on the tok, cool,
I think it's I think lean into its cooler.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's cool. I have you guys noticed that Jeffrey is
a little more upset about his car being stolen now
that he's talked to somebody else about it. Oh yeah, now,
now it's grand theft auto territory. Yesterday, Yeah, yesterday. Didn't
care at all because there could have been. I was
(32:02):
sicking because I have had time, I guess things, think,
don't think it as quick as I should. And I
said there could have been.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
As I was talking to my friend, there was a
potential I could have had them charged with grand theft auto.
I know I could have had them charge and thrown
in jail.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Did you tell your wife? Oh? I told my wife.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
About it, and she goes, you're lucky they didn't you know,
didn't didn't you know wreck your car or anything like?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, i'd be not a car. Have you thought about
reaching out to these two guys and thanking them for
taking your car through the car wash?
Speaker 5 (32:37):
They did it without my permission. So I still think
it's car theft. So I just gotta find it. And
even my son, my son heard about it because I
guess see he caught I guess he caught a highlight
video from somebody and he asked me about it, and
he said, don't we He just told me this. Don't
wear your keys on your belt loop you have in
your pocket?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Well, do your keys ever fall off of that carabeane
that you have or do you think that they actually
took it off of the Caribbean.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
I believe they found a way that they found a
way to distract me and he found a way to
take it off without me feeling it that it has
ever fallen off your keys?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Have they ever fell off? Okay? So I I I
think so when they handed you your keys back.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
They made me think they could have fallen off or
hit the or fallen on the floor like that.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I was like, man, now the caribbineer still attached to
your belt lot? Correct? Okay, so they took those keys
right off your right off the Caribbean. I think next
time if I do go into a bar, put the
keys in my pocket. What is the why have the
caribbeaner with your keys and he has this on the
side on his side belt loop hanging on? Is this
(33:48):
like like a like a high school janitor would have
with all the keys? Why do that? What's the why not.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
A case like I have a pair of like sweatpanted on.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Pockets and hang them right off the side, but hang
them in front of me. But you're your sweatpants also
wouldn't have a belt loop?
Speaker 5 (34:06):
No, I just hang him on the edge of the
sweatpants themselves. Oh okay, guys, if you see that picture
of me?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
What picture? Picture picture? Okay, it's the picture of me,
my daughter, Dougie and Gia. Someone asked me.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
About that picture because why is how is it can
jeff haang Key's off his sweatpants?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Where do we see this picture? I've not seen this picture.
Must have been at It's on the gram all right.
So this is when Jeffrey took his Is this when
you took your daughter to see Dougie at the donut truck? Okay?
So if you can find that picture, I know we
must have. I don't actually, I don't know if I
(34:44):
ever saw that picture. Actually, I don't think we ever
posted it on the ground.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Yes, we went on break.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I will give it to snips. Okay, sorry, I thought
so you when you were in this bar on Saturday,
there is here it is okay? Oh interesting? Okay? So
these are were you wearing sweatpants at the bar? I
was wearing about cameo pants? Are they sweatpants? Yeah? They
have belt loops? Okay. So when they handed you your
(35:14):
keys back? Was the carabineer attached to the keys or not. No,
it was attached sweatpants. No, I was wearing jeans at
the bar. Okay, not cameo pants. Okay, the camel pants
is what's what I'm wearing that picture.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Let's see you zoom in to the crotcherry of his.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh those are camo. Okay, they're very now they're kind
of Yeah. What's interesting about these is they're all there
used to be cameo pants, but now they're just one tone.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, there's no actual camouflash. That's because they're let's just
say rover. They're very well worn. Yeah, that's one way.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Well washed. Yeah okay, yeah, oh well watch by longer.
I'm so much. Oh yeah, it's actually they're so clean,
is what we're looking at there, you go, okay, okay,
so you just you just put those on the rubb
or on the elastic band. Yeah, they don't actually fully
(36:17):
close at any point. No, I mean like I could,
I could, I can illustraight for you? Sure, Okay, imagine
sweatpants jeans, jeans on now, so he has the carabiner
attached to his belt loop.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
So if my jeans, if they're sweatpants, they would hang like.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
This, just over the edge of the paper. They don't
fully close ever. Okay, that's but they do on a
belt loop though. They Yeah, but on the sweatpants. Now,
I'm I'm just going to tell you what happens when
I wear sweatpants, Like if I put something like my
wallet in the pocket or keys, my sweatpants start to
(36:58):
fall down. So I try to keep anything out of
the pockets of sweatpants because they even if I tie
the little you have to tie that that that waist
cord really really tight, don't hear If you attach these
heavy ass keys to your sweatpants, don't your sweatpants start
to fall down? No, I put my wallet in.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I put my wallet in one pocket, put my phone
in the other pocket.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
And I don't have that issue. I don't know how
that's potible. It could be child pants, child children's pants,
and it's really too tight. Those are adult mediums. But
also they can't come down over that. But donk I
see Okay? Can I see your keys over sometimes?
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Like I said, bubble but does come in handy.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
At some at times, not the app Can I see
your keys one last time? Not your nuts? I don't
care about that, Okay, I'm so down for the camera,
so I love. Yeah, he's not in the room there there, okay, okay,
(38:05):
all right, I just wanted to see. You don't have
a whole lot of extra. Some people have a ton
of extra keys and stuff. You don't have a whole
lot of extra. You have a few extra.
Speaker 5 (38:15):
You can have my car key, my fob, the key
for my mailbox, the key.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Of my house.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
And this is the little key. I opened the toilet
paper dispenser because I sometimes cleaning office at my fence company,
and sometimes I use it to open the toilet paper
something to refill that what you're the cleaner at work?
Well yeah, they were every now and that stuff has
the toilet put tape. Toilet paper dispenses have to be replenished.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
That's your job.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
I think you're so's charging toilet I wear different hats there.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
He's in charge of replenishing. But he doesn't actually use
I know this. I used to. It doesn't get high
on his own supply.
Speaker 5 (38:57):
I used to paper, So nice, try dude, P Girl Bella,
you're on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Good morning pe Girl Bella, be rover p b L
I uh are by what's happening?
Speaker 7 (39:12):
So you guys were talking about algorithms and getting into
people's feeds, and uh.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I wanted to share that.
Speaker 7 (39:19):
I decided to become an influencer overnight and was able
to get two hundred followers overnight by just using hashtags.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
What hashtags are you using?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I am using?
Speaker 7 (39:33):
Depends on TikTok or Instagram, but I'm trying T girl
influencer hashtag.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh not P girl, T girl girl. Okay, hold on,
it's on my system. It says p p ee girl,
and I'm thinking, okay, this is like a golden shower chick.
And then it's sort of like a manly voice and
uh no, no offense. But uh so then I was
(40:03):
a little unsure, so it's T girl like trans girl. Correct. Okay,
all right, so you're using these hashtags to just so
you just put some hashtags. You've done no work. You
put a couple of hashtags, and now you're automatically being
fed into people's algorithms who are also into into T
(40:23):
girls stuff.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
I guess I don't wouldn't say I put in no work.
I put in a lot of work to do the content.
Uh and yeah, I got in there, people started liking it.
I had hundreds of likes overnight, and it kept growing
and growing and it's still growing.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Your top fan is RMG Charlie. I believe he's an
old T Girl follower. Now can I see your let's see?
Do you want to plug you right?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
No, I would have to give you the handles. No,
that's fine, I can he's.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Get Yeah, yeah, let's let's let's see.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
This TikTok or Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Let's let's do instagram.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
TikTok has all the followers. I haven't been able to
get any followers on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's all right, we'll get you your first follower on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, it's Bella balls two.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Bella three Wait? What is it? Three seven one five? Okay,
let's see. Okay, all right, so Bella three seven one
one five okay, trans gorgeous and untamed. Would any straight
(41:49):
guys love a tea girl? He or I'm sorry? She asks?
Getting ready for bed? Here is Bella wearing? I don't
know what is this? What's this purple thing? Are these?
Are these your footy pajamas?
Speaker 7 (42:05):
Or no?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
This is I don't know what that outfit is exactly. Okay,
all right, I'm taking a look at this here one
the turn rover. You know, I'm not into blondes. I've
said this numerous times, and so blonde blonde hair is
not really my thing, you know. I kind of like
(42:25):
dark haired, dark eyes. All right, now, hold on Tea
girl Bella. Tell me, so you decided to become an influencer.
But I'm assuming you're just living this lifestyle, right, and
then you decided to become an influencer or did you
decide hmmm, I want to get a bunch of followers.
(42:45):
And the thing that seems to be popping right now
is Tea girls stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
M the ladder.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
So you're you? You became trans just to get followers.
Speaker 7 (43:00):
No, it's something I kind of dealt with my whole
life and this is kind of my outlet.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah yeah, man, when did you When did you decide
to do this?
Speaker 6 (43:14):
Like?
Speaker 1 (43:14):
How long ago did you decide I'm now going to
identify as a woman.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
Uh so I am fluid so half the time?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Okay? And do you go into work? Do you have
a job, and do you do you go in as
a male or a female? When you go into work?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Are going as a male?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Kidding? Yeah? This is wild? Okay, So you go in
I don't know what kind of what kind of job
do you have? Don't tell me where you work, but
just what kind of job is it?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's blue collar?
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Okay? So you go in as a man to a
blue collar job, but in your off time you dress
as a woman. Do the people at the blue collar
job know about this other side of you?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (44:16):
What would you do if they found out? Would you care?
Or they might care? I mean, I know people are
they might care.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
I decided I don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Okay, all right. Would you ever confide in them or
tell them like, hey, I do this? Or do you
just not bring it? You just don't want to bring
it up at all. If they find out, they find
out you don't care. But would you ever bring it
up to anybody at work?
Speaker 3 (44:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't think I would bring it up. I don't.
I don't think I have a need to. I mean,
I could see maybe one day. But now, why came on?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Why? Okay you said that you've been dealing this with
this for a while. How long have you had these
these desires to be a woman? At least half the time.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
My whole life?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Really? Yeah, we're a little kid, You're a little boy,
and like other little boys are doing stuff, playing army
guys or whatever. G I, Joe, you wanted to dress
up in dresses or or what was it like for you?
Speaker 7 (45:32):
I always kind of saw myself as the other gender.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
M M, but I was normal and I don't we
don't know, okay, would you say that? What about when
it comes to sexuality? Are you into guys? Are you
into girls? Both bisexual? Really? Wow?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
This is my tags? That's one of the tags I used.
Did you go to TikTok?
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, the TikTok has better tags that one blew up overnight?
Speaker 1 (46:15):
And what is it on TikTok? I forget?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Uh, bella balls O two?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Well that's a better name. Bella Ball's oh two. I
like that one. Bella balls you get.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Well, so you get to pick your handle on niktock.
You don't get to pick it on and stuff?
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I did you do on Instagram? Don't you?
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Well? You can you can put your name. You can
put your.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Name if you you see me, you can see it
showing as that, uh, but you can't. My actual like
for you to find me has to be what I
believe you.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
I believe followers.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
You're one forty two now on TikTok and three on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I've decided to do this overnight.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Seven on instag Now, okay, so just overnight you decided
to do this, now are you? What about the people
you work with? I know you say you don't you
wouldn't bring it up to them. But if they discover
the Bella Balls Instagram or TikTok, you don't care? What
(47:20):
could I do? All right? All right, well, Bella Balls,
I wish you luck in your tea Girl influencer journey.
Could you imagine ten or fifteen years ago, if if
somebody called up you'd go, This is the most insane
thing I've ever heard. Now, tea Girl influencers are a
(47:41):
dime a dozen. It's almost I think a lot of
people who you can, I guess, get a lot of
followers for this. I think a lot of people who
would normally, just in the past twenty years ago just
have been gay. I think that they are now going
like h I can make a bunch of money if
I'd become a tea girl, and then I can appeal
(48:02):
to all sorts of different people. But all right, well,
Bella Balls, good luck to you. I appreciate it and
thank you for calling in, Dougi. We do have the
Shizzy coming up. What's on the way.
Speaker 4 (48:14):
We've got some information regarding the super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
We have bad Bunny.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
He apparently is going to have something that's never been
done before during his performance. I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Next, he's going to be Now he can't be deported
because he's Puerto Rican. I don't know, but he's it's
going to be some sort of is it some sort
of political thing? They don't really like that at the
super Bowl. But all right, well we'll find out in
just a few minutes. We'll be right back on Rover's
Morning glory hanging on
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