January 6, 2026 • 51 mins
When did JLR get so into politics? Saran wrap ball and Krystle wants to live with Skinny. Burning your Christmas tree. Flyer in Glasgow promotes an event for a person to get kicked in the balls one last time. Snitzer was down for a full day after someone threw a basketball at him.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Don't let your boss ruin your day.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start your day with us and let Dougie ruin your
day instead. We're back with Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Being busy is coming up here in just a moment,
the news. What do you have on the way, Dougie.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Today's a very important day, and according to traditions, something
happens today. I'll find out what all of you have
done regarding this tradition next.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Lisa says, Glad you guys are all back. I hope
you had a good holiday. I wanted to comment on
people being dumb. I ran into a cashier the other day.
I had some pictures printed. I had a stack fifteen
in a stack of seventeen, and she has how many
prints I had? She did go get a calculator to
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add seventeen and fifteen? What is seventeen and fifteen?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Jeffrey thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yep, yep, thing nailed it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know, calcol anybody who says people are getting dumber,
I don't believe them, because look at this human advocates.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That we have back there in the smart box. Fifteen
plus sixteen thirty six yep, fifteen plus fifteen.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No wait, she said fifteen plus six or fifteen plus sixteen.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's thirty one.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Fifteen, fifteen plus seventeen and fifteen plus seventeen thirty two.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So I just said it was thirty seven. I screwed up.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
My bad.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I'm not I told you I'm not perfect. So you're
close closest we're ever gonna get.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's a perfect perfect Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Only slightly more accurate than Chad GPT. I guess Ducie,
are you ready for the hizzy?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I would love to do this hizzy.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here we go, kay on Rolls morning, GLORI.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Today marks the fifth anniversary of the January sixth, twenty
twenty one insurrection at the Capitol US Capitol, just five
years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It was just a crazy day and oh yeah, yeah,
absolutely awful.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So, I mean, honestly one of the craziest moments in
American political history ever. And it's it's amazingly has been
minimized to a point where, oh no, it was just sightseers,
just ordinary tourists.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I mean, just absolutely incredible.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And the turmoil that we've had over the past five
years or really the past plus is just extraordinary go on.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
The ousted Venezuelan leader Nicholas Maduro and his wife pleaded
not guilty to drug and weapons charges yesterday and their
very first court appearance since being captured by US forces.
This was in New York City, and at the courthouse,
Maduro insisted, I am still president of my country. So
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I guess it was a pretty crazy scene in the courtroom.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
And what's funny is that the judge that's overseen his
whole case, he's ninety two years old and he was
appointed by President Clinton in nineteen ninety eight, and he's
not taken craffrom from him or his wife. He's going
to be he feels he's going to be treated like
any other criminal defendant in the United States. He's still
going to have the because he's still have the same
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constitutional rights as any other criminal defendant. But he's not
going to be treated any you know different, you know, But.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You think he's going to survive.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He's ninety two years old, will make it to the
end of the trial, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
But but again, because like one time, he tried to
shout stuff like you know, on this, that and the other,
and it just says you know, and he just shut
him down right then, and there says there's gonna be
a time for your lawyers to do all that stuff
right now. We just want to know how you plead,
you know, how you plead to the charges.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Him and his wife are both being held without bail.
Their next court date will be March seventeenth. The Swiss
bar that we talked about yesterday that had that awful,
deadly New Year's Eve fire where all those people died.
I think it was forty people died in the blaze. Apparently,
(04:27):
the update on that story is that that bar had
not been inspected in five years, according to local authorities,
so they said that it had not undergone a fire
inspection since twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It happened regularly. Yeah, so this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Whose fault is that is that the bar, or is
that the city there in Switzerland wherever this was, Aren't
they in charge of doing inspections and inspections schedules.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't know how often.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You have to do that, but if it's every year,
every two years, or whatever the case may be. But
a bar I don't think is responsible for calling up,
hey can you come do an inspection?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's that's not the way that it works as far
as But.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
If I'm a company and I'm supposed to be inspected
or have my registration updated every year, which I am,
it's my responsibility to contact the health department. Well, I
know for a fire inspection, Well, I mean for I mean.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
For what I do. I have to have everything inspected
to be right. Maybe they need maybe they're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
But then I would also say that the town there
in Switzerland, if they were four years past due, then
the town should have shut the place down.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
That is on that and they did say that that
according to the president of the one of the city
of the councils, they said that the council barely regrets
the lapse, and they said that quote, we will shoulder
all the responsibility that the justice system attributes to us
because they there it fault as well. If they are
lapsed and the bar owners not doing their job, why
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aren't they going through the records and saying, hey, we
can't move forward because you have to close your doors
until you're inspected and everything's up your code.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I thought about this after I saw some of those
videos in this video that Charlie played yesterday. I had
not seen it was it was much more detailed than
what I had seen. But as those waitresses are carrying
the and I've been in places plenty of places where
they are carrying bottles of champagne or they're doing bottle service,
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and they put these sparklers to sort of things there
out of the bottle, carrying them around. I think if
I were a bar or a club owner, I would
immediately knock that off because why take the risk of it. No,
it's just it's not worth it, and there must be
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something thing else you can do.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's for show, and it's it's you know, they're trying
to make it a spectacle. When somebody buys a bottle.
It's good for business. But there must be something you
could put in there that would be, you know, some
sort of led sort of thing or something they.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Do they I see girls like that and they have
these led like stick lights and they just come out
with those instead of the sparklers more often now.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, yeah, forget.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You gotta get if you own a bar, knock the
sparklers off. You don't want some sort of tragedy like
this go on.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
A Paris court has found ten people guilty of cyberbullying
Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron. Prosecutors
said the group spread false claims about her gender, about
her sexuality, and made what the court called malicious remarks
about the couple's twenty four year age difference. All ten
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of these people received suspended prison sentences of up to
eight months, and they were ordered to attend cyberbullying awareness training.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Did Brigitte have to show her vagina in this trial
to prove that she's an actual woman? I'm just curious,
how do they prove that? Now there are other people
they're going after. What's her face? Jeffrey's hero, Candice Owens,
Candace Owens. They're going after her because Candice Owens has
all these conspiracy theories about how Brigitte McCrone.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is really her brother. Never Brigitte didn't exist. I think
I think.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Saying I disagree with you guys, though I never said
Candis Owens was my hero. You love her, You love her.
I just like the way that she can sit in
a congressional hearing and just put politicians at her play
in their place. You like the way that she was
a black woman. That's what you liked, and you are
attracted to black woman. And she's a good looking black woman,
but anyhow, a very well educated one too. Sometimes she's
(08:54):
a little she can now she's got a little loony,
So I'm having my reservations.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Candace Owens thinks I think her latest thing is there's
a French assassin after her claiming that.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Hired by Macron. Yes, yes, I think that's her latest thing.
Mm okay, all right, but they just can't get to her.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Incredible security detail that the French special forces can't get
to kick it to her.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, she says, like a new crazy thing every day.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I think she also thinks Charlie Kirk was murdered by
the government I think.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Or Israel. I'm not totally sure who's to blame, but
she's she's isn't our government run by Israel? Okay? Anyhow,
go on the.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
The US Department of Health that Human Services is recommending
fewer vaccines for most American children. Health officials will continue
to recommend the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines and immunizations
against polio, chicken, pox, HBB, and others, but they are
narrowing the recommendations for vaccination and against How do I
(10:02):
say this word, Jeffrey? Men and men and.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Meningitis?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
No never, I've never heard this particular vaccine before, so
I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
There, man, cockle disease, never heard of it?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You've never heard of that?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well there.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
It's bad enough that we have an imbecile as a
Secretary of Health and Human Services too.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And I was watching one of his congres. I was
watching his one hearing.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
And he just stumbled and bubbling, just and politicans who
were just just what, mopping the floor with him?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
How did Jeffrey become so politicized? What him?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What is? She doesn't have TV?
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Wrestling costs money to watch now because he used to
a cable and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
We get him. He could I get him at w
W I think you wanted to.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
And I went updates on the Undertaker and not whatever
rf K Junior is doing.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I have to get him off of c SPAN because.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He's been watching this stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
He watched one, but watched Wonder for like three hours
and then that screwed up his algorithm.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And that's all he gets now is just.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
That and fake h He was watching one today.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, no, it's still happening. Oh, I just find, I
just find.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I know they're fake, but I also know they're funny too,
but just he didn't know they were fake until we
told you they were fake.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And it was the same guy complaining.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
This guy, this guy, what this this particular guy. He
does these is because he has been he has had
many many friends that live in these communities, and he's
told all these stories. So he makes videos about them
of what you know, like like how like how like
hoas can that you know, like you know, overreach their
authority if you will, but not realizing that these has
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have a lot of authority that people don't realize.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I think that's the why he's trying to highlight. Okay, anyhow, go.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
On, So these vaccine overhauls, these recommendations and all of that.
It is coming and a huge increase, very sharp increase
in flu cases across the country. In fact, if flu
is hitting so hard this season, they say that these
symptoms reaching the highest level in nearly thirty years. The
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CDC says about one in ten outpatient visits nationwide were
for flu symptoms during the week ending December twenty seventh,
so far, at least five thousand people have died this season,
including nine children, and forty five states are seeing high
to very high flu activity.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
The latest data.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Doesn't yet reflect the impact of holiday travel and gatherings,
so numbers they fear it could get higher.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
My granddad, I do think about that when I go
through airports and stuff. I was just there's so many people,
and about ten percent of them are coughing and hacking
as they're walking through.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
And I was the go ahead stints in the.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
Oh, my granddadit yesterday got her on another round of vaccines.
And it's all the ones that they are canceling. It's
so crazy. Oh really, that's every single one they canceled.
But I'm glad that she's doing Men in cha cockle.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, that's good. I was getting my nails done yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Transitioning at such an early age, really already gettle.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Men had the chicacles.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I haven't had a chacocole in a while. I was
getting my nails done yesterday and there was this woman
who was hacking up her lungs like and her hands
were at the thing and so she didn't cover up
right right, and she was telling the lady doing her nails.
She's like, I've had this cough for two months and
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i can't get rid of it. And I've been on antibiotics,
and they don't know what it is. She wouldn't stop coughing.
I mean, I don't know who would go someplace or
lung cancer or something. My goodness, you get this checked out.
Two months you have a cough? Oh my guests, all right,
go on, PD. Can you only get that.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
If you smoke? You it's a common illness switch smoking.
I think my dad.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I think my dad's got it because my dad smoked
a lot when he was a lot younger himself, you know,
and when I was growing up, and he finally stopped.
But over the years when he talks, he sounds very
raspy because you know, he told me over the years
of your lung.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Sin out, Oh what it is. I think that's what
I believe, that's.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
What it is.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
My dad explained it to me. Okay, my dad. But
the thing is, my dad quit smoking in eighty five.
But I did tell me. I did kind of like
remind him of goes even though you quit smoking almost
forty some years ago, that the illnesses can still catch
up to you as you get older. Yeah, so he's been.
He's been very on top of his health though. That's
why he's still or that's why I'm very thankful I
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still have him around.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And in fact, he's gonna be eighty eight next month.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And finally, today is Happy National take down your Christmas
Tree Day. It's the day January sixth, that you're traditionally
supposed to toss it out on the curb. No, I
don't have a real tree. I have a fake tree.
My fake tree is still up. It will come down.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The shut up.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
It makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It'll come down. Fix her, she can put up a Valentine.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I'll leave the lights on my one. I have like
a one decorative tree, and my railings will all leave
the I'll leave the Christmas lights up, but the tree
will come down on Saturday and Sunday. I took that
Christmas big stuff down. But do you guys? Am I
the only one with my tree up.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
After Charlie you had a real tree, right, Yeah? I
think I try to remember what day it took it
outside and lit it on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't remember, did you really? Yeah? What else you
gonna do is do it after Probably it was in between.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
In between there's nothing sadder.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So what do you do? You take this out of
your backyard and do you chop it up? Or do
you really.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Put it in my burnt put it on the thing?
Just light it on fire. Can't it catch you?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
They would create a large especially because it's all dried
out after being It goes up.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
It goes up for like twenty seconds, a huge thing,
and then immediately just goes down because once the needles
are done, and then it didn't really catch the main log.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So now I was just sitting there. I'm don't have
to chop that up, and then I'll have to.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You've paid a video of it? You film? You didn't
video that? Did it smell wonderful?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Fire fire? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Never heard of this though, somebody. You just light your
Christmas tree on fire.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
To get rid of it. I've never what else the wood?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, chop it up? I'd burn it, yeah, because instead
of garbage, you guys get to come get it. That
seems like a massive That seems like the worst day.
This has to be the worst day to be a
garbage guy. Well, today's my garbage day. If everybody's throwing
the trees out and you have to go house to
house picking up stupid trees.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
So it's always on the six. Because the twelve days
of Christmas ended last night, So the celebration of Christmas, Yeah,
it doesn't end.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, Oh, it ended last night.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
So that's why people throwed down, throw.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Out their trees before Christmas. After Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Per tradition, you're supposed to keep your tree up until
all twelve days have passed.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
So that's Wait a second, the twelve Days of Christmas
starts on christmast It ended at Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
No I'm wrong, No, yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting.
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Speaker 3 (17:43):
You know, I thought maybe I was being overly sensitive.
Perhaps I thought maybe it was just me, But apparently not.
Other people have picked up on this. Jessica, for instance, says,
does Jeffrey intentionally keep rubbing it in that his dad
that is still.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Alive, that's changed.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I have noticed that over the past two days, yesterday
and today, Jeffrey has repaintedly brought this up.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Well, I'm just I.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Mean, I like to say, I feel bad for with
the situation with with what's going on with Doci's mom.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Don't feel bad. I'm fine, I mean, but don't you
stuck like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Charlie and I feel, like I said, I felt very
very sad about what happened to Charlie's dad.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And I'm and I'm just saying that.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
It makes it a reminder, and it's a reminder that
I am very thankful that. I mean, look, I lost
my mom two years ago. It makes me thankful. Yes,
I still have my dad still.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Alive again us bringing up to him.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You guys are doing this to stop talking about it
about them?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (18:52):
Well?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
I have to say that I think we all after
hearing that yesterday I reflected my uncle's in the hospital.
I was like, you know, I think we all start
to think about life a little bit more and a
life we have around us. But we don't need to
say it every you know, kind of say it often.
It's nice to know and think about.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
But well, you guys are brought up now, you guys
brought up smoking related illnesses and whatnot. So that was
trying to I was trying to relate to you guys.
So if I can't do that, well then I don't
know what I'll follow you. You're fine, don't worry about it.
A net rites. What's going on with Crystal?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
She's barely spoken this week, and she looks super sad.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is she in skinny fighting?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It's only been a day and a couple.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
We've only been back for a day and a half.
How sad? She looks super sad. I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I've been just staying up.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
I was staying up till midnight one am, which is
unlike me.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm usually in bed between eight thirty and nine o'clock.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
So I've been staying up late and kind of running
a monk the past couple of weeks. So I'm just
a little run down and doing a whole bunch of
research and stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
So I'm I'm just.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Tired, Okay, all right, So nothing nothing going on there
with the boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
What did you do over the holiday vacation, Crystal?
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Really, honestly, I took a couple of weeks to I
also stayed away from really as much.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Social media as I possibly could.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I just don't believe I don't believe it. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
When I'm around Skinny, I definitely try to stay off
of my phone. I tried to spend my time with
him unless he's sleeping, and him and I have different schedules.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
So our lives are weird. When we're together.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
He's sleeping for half the day and I'm kind of
laying in bed next to him, watching TV, maybe napping myself,
So I'm just kind of a sloth for that time.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
And then when I get.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
My daughter, I'm more motivated to make food and clean
the house and do things and have that mom mode
going on. So we did a little bit of both
where it was just him and I for some days,
and then we spent time with my family and went
back to him his house and spend time with his family.
So we were just kind of bouncing back and forth between.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
When you say that you tried to stay off social media,
what do you think the longest period of time during
the past month is what's the longest period you went
without looking at any social media?
Speaker 7 (21:16):
If Skinny's awake. I mean it's so maybe a few hours.
Even then I might pick up my phone out of
habit and open Facebook, and then I'll remember next to me,
and I will honestly.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Ten minutes if she's not sleeping, fifteen minutes would be
my guess it's bad.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, he gets mad.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
That's why he's always like, get off your phone if
I leave the room, Because when he's around, I stay
off my phone. But if he leaves the room, I
might open my phone.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Up to do immediately grab the phone, and then.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
He'll come back and go, I was only gone for
one minute and you picked your phone.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You're supposed to, don't. I don't. Just we're supposed to
be the wall.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I mean, so I I do try to be cognizant
of that when he's around, but when my daughter's round,
we're both on our He's like, Crystal, right now, I
think I was on my computer, on my phone and
watching television at the same time. He's like, this is
too much. How are you doing all three things? And
I was like, I don't know. This is how my
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brain works. I'm kind of crazy. He's also ADHD, so
I think he understands somewhat, but he likes to pick
on me, likes to bust my chops a lot, so
I do try to be aware of that. But I
swear we really just did mainly family stuff and just
trying to pretend like we live together for a couple
of weeks and being a little family. It's like we
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did do New Year's Eve at his family's house, which
was awesome. They do a thirty five pound saran wrap
ball with prizes, and you're wearing oven mits and you
have to take under this.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I have to explain this to me. A thirty five
pound saranne wrap ball.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
They buy little trinkets and gifts and they you kind
of start.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You wrap them in saran wrap.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
You might put some candy in there, wrap it with
saran wraps, put some socks wraps orrant, and you keep
going and building this ball. And there's stuff in there
that's like just little bags or a little socks. I mean,
it really is just trinkets and things. Maybe a stain remover,
wipe the what and then So if Jeffrey had the
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Siran wrap ball, I have two dice. I'm trying to
roll doubles. When I get doubles, Jeffrey has to pass
the ball to me.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I put on some oven mits.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
And then you try to unwrap this saran wrap ball
with the oven mits, which is obviously very hard saran wrap,
very thin clung together. You're ripping it like a maniac,
tearing through it to try to get as many prizes
as you.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Can in that aca.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh it is.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yeah, you are unwrapping this thing like I mean, it
is so much fun until the next person rolls doubles.
Once they get doubles, you pass it along and it
kind of just goes around the circle.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Do you keep on wrapping until somebody rolls any unwrapping
again and then you anything you want wrap is yours.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yes, oh yeah. And then so people around you to march.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
They're giving you all the stuff that's flying out of
the ball, because the more maniac you are, the easier
it is to get through that saran wrap. But once
you lose where the saran wrap breaks, then you got
to find the start again. So and you're hoping to
kind of get as many prize as possible. I walked
away was a bag full of stuff. I was beating
all children I had. I got five pairs of socks
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and some men's and some jerky and gum and I
mean just a ton of stuff. So we really just
were so invested in trying to have that family feel
for the holidays that that's what we were in grossedon
was love.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, all right, love arent grossedon love.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, we really been talking about like moving in together.
So oh boy, I rent like an apartment or buy
a house together.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
I think the idea is like one of us selling
our home and then moving in with the other one
also not both sell your home, no, and then I
mean I think from there we would say, let's save
money and find a home together and eventually move into
all So who's going to sell lelo? I think he's
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been thinking about that, selling him really his home and
moving your home. Yeah, yeah, So that's been a big
topic of discussion of where we're moving forward from here
because we have been together for a year and a half.
Are we invested in this, this is the kind of
that point. Are we invested and we want to continue on?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Putting ultimatums on now basically puts to this, Oh yeah,
we have.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
No pressure on him at all for anything ever, even
with food anything at all, doing your laundry. I don't
give a crap like I try to put no pressure
on him to make any kind of big changes like that.
But I think that we both want to spend more
time together and the only way for that to happen
is for us to actually live in the same location.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So I see, all right, the steps love is in
the air. I've got to take a break. Eight sixty
six your rovers our number will be right back.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hang on, celebrating twenty plus years of kicking the competition
right in a crank. We're back your rovers point glory.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Speaking of kicking the competition right in the crank, there's
an interesting flyer that was posted in Glassgow. It's a
Glassgow or Glassgow that Scotland, right, yeah go. Anyhow, somebody
posted one flyer up in their local bookshop and it
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said come watch me get kicked in the balls one
last time before bottom sir, full force, big boot execution
style with a flute accompaniment. So this happened on January
fourth at Queen's Park Gate, one pm. And the poster continues,
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this poster is not a bit. I am actually being
kicked hard in the c and balls LMAO, maximum disrespect
a nice Sunday out for the polyqule. Someone's going to
have to explain polycule to me.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
What is that? Is that one of these phrases of.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Hm, I've never heard that, some weird phrase or something.
I don't know anyway, So it's a nice Sunday out
for the polycule.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
That's like how they add E on the end of
the sea word.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh yeah, imagine right, it's an e on the end
of it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Four letter C word rhys it back on the block. Yes,
but they put an e at the end. It makes it.
It just seems more elegant, doesn't it doing it that way? Fancy?
And who?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
And well, do you missed it? You're missing one of
the parts who. The kick is performed by. Oh, I'm
not sure who the kid. Let me see here, I
didn't see that little star in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
The star right there, I oh, kick perform kicks performed
by large dyke. It says, oh, I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I missed that.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Well, you know who else would you want to kick
you right in the balls. So this person apparently was
getting bottom surgery, which means they are getting their ce
and balls chopped off in order to make it into
a vagina.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I guess, I guess that is how that works. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
And they said that they wanted to get kicked in
the nuts one last time, that about one hundred and
twenty people actually showed up for this thing. The person
who was getting kicked said, I expected maybe ten people
to be here after I put up this one flyer
in my bookshop.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But one hundred and twenty people came out, cheering and chanting.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Well, I have reports were over from yeah, the flute
person here if you want to read it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Here's the flute person full report. Brief report from the
flute accompaniment. Excuse me, it went well. At least one
hundred people attended. Families Dogs, a solid portion of Glasgow's
trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather
and very cheerful celebratory vibe. After short speeches from the
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ball have and the large dyke life, Oh ball have her?
Oh he has the balls? The ball half or ball have? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I've never seen this word before. Is this Is this
also a phrase like that? I think? But I mean, yeah,
it's the person with the balls.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
After short speeches from the ball har and the large
dyke my wife the ball. Har was given a shupa
chup I'm not sure what that is, and blindfolded execution style.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
What's a chupa chup? C h up as c h
u p Oh.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yeah, those are yeah, those are lollipops, the expensive ones.
They're like, not dumb dump dumb dumbs are the cheap ones.
These are the good ones. Yeah, those things. Oh okay Jesus,
right a right, oh so instead of having a smoke,
they have this this lollipop.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Okay, those are about to get executed, all right. The
balls were then duly kicked. It made a surprisingly loud,
dull thumping sound.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
She fell to the ground.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I guess now, once you've been kicked in the balls
and your balls are flatten, you're now a she She
fell to the ground to loud cheers, and there was
a moment of silence while taps played on the flute.
The Large Dike wore solo air urban hikers and then
we also have reports from the Large Dike.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh you did a deep dive into this.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I was trying to find the video. I need to
see the video of this. Well, they said.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
According to this, the one hundred and twenty people were
asked not to film because they were supposedly going to
have an official videographer there to document this ball kick.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
And I was having a lot of trouble on Twitter
trying to find this is where I saw this event,
and I was like, oh, I saw pictures, and I
said I need to see the video. And if you
type in Glasgow ballkick, there's this other guy who travel
around Glasgow just kicked in the balls all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Totally was solely unrelated to this whole thing. Just so
you can be out at a bar and this guy'd
be like, hey.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Kick me in the nuts, yes, And then you click
on his and you're like, is he all nut kicking videos?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
No, he's doing he's doing some weird stuff.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
He's got like a dildo that looks like a dragon's tail,
I mean a thick dragon tail thing and it's just lingering.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
And where does he put where do you think?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Oh the door with huge massive So I was trying
to find this.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Video of this ball so you got sidetracked, and that's
why we don't have the video of the ball kick,
because you were too busy drinking it to the Glasgow
ball I couldn't find it all yesterday.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
I was looking all yesterday and trying to find the
Glasgow ball kick, and I found a different guy that's
just going around. He does he just goes to the bars.
He says, well, I don't know how it starts, but
it's strangers. He just sits, he lays down, he sits
butt on the ground, back up and just legs open
and you can just come up and kick him in
the ball.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Now this I would immediately think. This is a trick
if somebody, if I'm in a bar and somebody's like, hey,
you can kick me in the balls as hard as
you want, I'll love it. I go, now, this guy,
this is this is a trick to be able to
kick my ass. Yes, it's like so that he would
have some sort of no it was self defense or something,
you know, like I'm not otherwise I would I'd give
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a guy a good swift kicking, or if he wanted it,
or he's getting off somehow.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
And I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Gay.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
To kick a guy in the balls and he gets aroused.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Only if you're barefoot, Charlie, Okay, okay, shoe, it's not gay.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Okay. So I do have the account of the large
dyke if you want to read that too.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Okay, account from large Dyke who goes by Butch Bear
Arcadia on why arrived early to find the crowd already gathering.
So the kick got off to a prompt start. Following
some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from
our floutist my wife, we got on with the kick.
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I think we got good contact the top of my boot,
making a good solid noise on impact, very good atmosphere
all around.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
People stayed to chat for a while.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Were it not January, it would have been an excellent
opportunity for a picnic. Ten out of ten queer event
would happily kick anybody in the balls in the.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Name of community.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
There's nothing that brings people together like a good ball
when you're trying to show support for the lgbt Q
I a two s plus community. There's there's just something
wholesome about a good and swift kicking the name.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think this really does bring people together.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
I think people from both sides of the aisle could
appreciate a nice kicking the balls.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I think they would like to watch it.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Here's the good news. Yes, I found the video. I
found the.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Video Okay, now I want to analyze that shortly. Would
you attend such an event, Charlie, Absolutely, I mean if
you saw this flyer, you would show up there. Absolutely,
I would go there. I would pay money if they're like, hey,
tickets or tickets are twenty bucks, and'd go all right,
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that's pretty good.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Thirty maybe a little expensive, but twenty Yeah, thy bucks.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You're in.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Oh, I'm watching someone get kicked in the balls for
twenty bucks. Maybe this is the next thing that Dana
White could do. We could get rid of that slap
slap thing that he has and instead we turn it
into just a ball kicking event where two guys stand
and they just kick each other in the balls until
one guy gives up or his nut exploded.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
So I guess tell me you would go see that?
You'd go see that? Right? He legs, uh and absolutely?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
And would you have to be would you would they
have to make you wear like boxer brace like I say,
just the no, like a hole in the bottom so
that your balls. Oh yeah, you know you want to
be somewhat modest. You don't want your whole slong hanging out. See,
you'd wear boxer braces, but they'd be specially made for
for ball kicking with a hole cut in the bottom,
nice and sons and no freight edges, and your sack
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just hangs out from that hole. And then the other
person probably just kind of like mma, you have to
be barefoot and it has to be a bed. You
can't otherwise you could have steel toe, you could be
you know, boxers have been known to sometimes put things
weights in their gloves and things in their gloves for
extra punching power cheaters, So you'd.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Have to be barefoot.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Maybe you could do some athletic tape around the foot
or something just to keep your toes together for more air.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
To where it just starts with a flick and it's
just a sack hanging down and they just start with flick.
Oh my god, a flick would flick could bring you
down to your knees easily. Oh I don't know about
from a toe a finger flick easily, bro.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Starts probably with a finger flick and then they go
they do one round to that, all right, did you
pass that?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, we're gonna go into the next thing.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
And then maybe it's a speedbag at once just one,
just one solid punch to the balls.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Did you both agree?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
You agree to continue and they get up to a kick,
and I would absolutely attend that event.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Front Row pay for that.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You paid twenty dollars for a ball kick in the park.
When do you pay for front row small kick league?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Slow mo cameras like super high frame rate cameras where
we could see the jigg got a big jumbo tron
where they Yeah, I mean you see like his face, see.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
The ball slow motion and maybe like even like actually
a hit in the face and like sweat flies off
his face and slow mo, like.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Just ball sweat or something. Yes, flying, that's I mean
front row. That's one hundred dollars ticket. I mean that
rode them.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Just sort of changing shape and slow motion and maybe
like a shock wave going through the.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Scro and slow well the fact I with the cannonball video,
you know it looks like that right in the stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, So yeah, that's a one hundred dollars event. That's easy.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
That's as long as it's you know, we're gonna have
the main I mean, and there's gonna be I assume
that that one.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
It's not just gonna be one and done. We're gonna
have different competitors.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
No, no, you have, Oh yeah, there's a whole I
mean they'll have you know, different I don't know how
you do it, weight class, ball, size class.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm not sure exactly how you would do it, but
there's multiple people.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
What's that you can wagh balls? Put them on a
scale weight classes.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, all right, Charlie, there you go.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
That's your maybe your good idea for twenty twenty six.
A new a new business, a new you, a new year,
A new business idea. Uh, you have some medical attendance
on hand there just in case.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I guess. Could your ball actually explode if kicked in it?
Like what happens?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I remember as a kid, you hear stories somebody got
kicked in the nuts and this ball egg I'm loaded.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm sure testical. I've heard of that's a thing. Yeah,
I'm never heard of it. I've never seen.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
It, seen it or anyone known anyone that's had it.
But I think i've heard of ruptured testicles too. Could
it also get picked up inside? Could you get that hard?
You probably could. I don't know if there's really a
spot for it to go, but if you know it'll
find it.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Just like it Isn't it just like a I don't know,
what does it look like in there? Isn't it just
like you have like a tube going to your balls,
but the tube there are.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Enough of a cavity to like suck up into your body.
I think so because your.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Balls drop, well they have the place that they were before, right.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
Yeah, yes, sometimes that balls Sometimes they don't drop, or
one drops and the other one doesn't. They have to
go retrieve it.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Oh yeah, you could definitely rupture, but there's a ninety
two salvage rate if you repair it within seventy two hours.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, you can salvage or balls.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
So so how does the guy who go with the
Glasgow ball kicker or a ball kick recipient whatever he
goes by?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh you want to see the guy I'm talking? Okay,
so this is not the event in the park. This
is a different guy.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
But how how did how does his ball not rupture
if he's just getting kicked in the knots by random
strangers all the time.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know, I really don't.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Have you ever seen those I don't know if they're
karate masters or what they are, but they get kicked
in the balls frequently, and they learn how their body,
the muscles pull the balls up closer, and they can
get kicked in the balls repeatedly because their body is
doing something with the muscles and actually pulling the balls up.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
Here's here's now, this is not the trans person. This
is the glass cow. I don't I don't think I
can say his name on the air, but yeah, he
just goes around tall.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
For God's sake, you're kidding me.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Oh my god, you're oh.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
See that was that was to me? That was not
super hard. I mean it's hard, but you wouldn't want that.
And then we'll continue on. There's I mean, there's a
bunch of them. Uh, here is again, and this is interesting.
So this is Oh, this is gonna be a grass.
It's gonna be a oh just like a camera fish
to the balls.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Oh my god, you're just the grays.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
It brings you down. It is just.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
And this guy's a couple of videos. Well let me
see the hold on. That's the count that this is on. Well, okay,
I can't say his.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Name why.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It's a bad word. Okay.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Here here's this is a different Twitter account called guys
kick my Nuts, And this is the same guy and
you're just going around areas.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh, don't kick.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Kick him in the nuts like a like a you
don't think there's a pad there or like some steal
thing or it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Paying him to kick him in. That's crazy that I
clicked on this guy's account.
Speaker 7 (41:54):
It's a does he have a ton of views and
he's getting some kind of monetary and that's why he
pays them.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I don't think so this is the guy the dragon
Dill though, Charlie, Oh yeah, yeah that, Oh don't. I
don't think.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
We can't watch it but on the air, but I
could show to you personally. Yeah, put this up, can
watch it. I can't put it, okay, No, but yeah,
you can't put this up. But sni's look at this thing,
that dragon's tails. I can't see the squirmy it is
what it is? Oh my god, that's huge, huge, and
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it's gone.
Speaker 9 (42:30):
Okay if it goes up to okay, if it's on
the ground and he's standing up waist yeah what oh my,
from the ground he's standing, it's past his waist and
then what does he do with it? He sits on it?
Oh wait, he's all the way down. It would be
poked dropping. He's it's dropped like it's hot, pop locking
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and drop's gotta be a there's no God in it something.
This is the size.
Speaker 8 (42:58):
The size of this dragontail dildo is an alligator's tail.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I mean it is long, and it is thick.
Speaker 8 (43:05):
And if he didn't have intestines with the different tubes
going up, this would be poking out of his.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Throat easy, easily poking out of his throat. He like,
all right, and he likes getting kicked in the nuts. Okay. Now,
the way we.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Got onto this was the transgender who wants one last
kick in the ball says, even if it's an un
even if it's an unpleasant experience, I want to feel
this one last time before I have my balls removed
as part of my bottom surgery.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Uh you have that video? Is that accurate, Charlie? Yes,
I do.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Okay, Uh, let me see this extraordinary kick?
Speaker 8 (43:53):
All right, right here we go. That's so we got
the ball kick who's the kick?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Ball?
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Har is on the left, the large dyke as she
called herself, that is wearing the yes with the flannel
like a lumberjack like Carhart overalls. I mean, this is
this is gonna be a serious ball kick which bear Arcadia. Yeah,
all right, here you go, there's your kick. What a
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great event A thump? Yeah, let's let's re watch solid
there's one more.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Wow. Oh, how is this possible?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Because I've been you know, hitting the knots, kicked in
the I don't know I kicked in the nuts, but
I had. I worked at the mental hospital, and and
and somebody grabbed my nuts and started twisting them like
a door knob a patient while we were down on
the ground restraining this patient. And you are able to talk.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
To function to move after being kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
How is this person like giving a thumbs up sign afterwards?
Speaker 1 (45:09):
How how is this possible?
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Well, I mean maybe the first I mean maybe within
the first second, because I mean it's one second after
uh they do the thumbs up.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So maybe, Oh.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
This is something where you're you are incapacitated for five minutes. Charlie,
you've been kicked in the nuts. I mean I haven't
been kicked in the nuts like that, but just a
hit in the nuts. Yeah, somebody backhands you in the nuts.
They don't even have to do it hard.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
Yeah, yeah, it could be an hour like yeah, fix
your stomach.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, I got hit with the basketball.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Was down for over a day, Couch but somebody like,
were you playing basketball or somebody just threw a basketball
like into your cross.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Well that's what happened, but by accident. But coouch Man
so bad.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Alex hereon Rover's Morning Glory Boarding Glex Morning Rover.
Speaker 10 (46:01):
Hey, Hey Bud, Hey, so.
Speaker 11 (46:07):
Oh gosh, I'm cringing right now. My stomach is thinking
about that from the past. I was teaching a girl
that I was dating at the time in self defense
and stuff, and I said, all right, now, you just
have to just pretend.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
Oh no, she went all all She went hard and made.
Speaker 11 (46:28):
Me write the nuts fell to the gun.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
My cast you.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
If you're training somebody to how to defend themselves, you go, oh,
here doing swift knee right to the nuts. But you
don't expect her to actually do it. But she does.
She delivers a full long blow.
Speaker 10 (46:47):
I felt to the ground so hard.
Speaker 11 (46:49):
And she tried to like hug me, and I said, get.
Speaker 12 (46:51):
Away from me and call nine one one. It was
that bad, like it.
Speaker 11 (46:56):
Like you said, It lasted about five minutes of this torture.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
To the ambulance car.
Speaker 10 (47:05):
I have a child.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
But no, Rover.
Speaker 10 (47:10):
I mean, what I'm trying to say is.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Like this guy, I don't know, that is the worst
thing any any man can ever indure his game right there.
Speaker 12 (47:20):
Yeah, you can like post your balls up, you can
push them up a little bit and get.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Kidding, but that doesn't feel good either. No, well yea.
Speaker 10 (47:34):
But but the thing is is like, oh, this topic is.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
Amazing because it's like it's good and it's bad because
it's like no man should ever adore that.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
I feel like just talking about this, you guys were
asking about your balls. I think my balls are retracting
into my body like already like a self defense. Right now,
I'm wiggling around, Alex, thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Uh stripper Scott Iron Rover's morning Glory. Good morning stripper Scott.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
Morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 10 (48:08):
So Crystal actually uh got it, gotta do it before me.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
But the supposedly with training you're able to uh train
your your body to to pull your testicles up inside.
I've been doing martial arts for almost thirty years now,
and there's books that have that swear you can do
this on command if you practice hard enough. And I
never got to that I never even tried to learn that.
(48:35):
But I think the muscle is called the Darto's tunic.
I believe it's the muscle responsible for pulling your testicles
up in time to regulate the temperature.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
But yeah, but did they actually go? I know, like
if you get in a pool like you you're you're sick.
I don't think women understand this. Your ball seg just
immediately shrinks down and your your balls go very close
up tight to you.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
They're not hanging like they normally do now, right, But.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
To the best of my knowledge, and I don't know,
It's been a long time since I've been in a
cold pull, but I don't think that they go actually
inside of my body. So is it possible to train
a muscle to retract your I mean, there is a
muscle doing it right now. It's like, uh, you know,
(49:24):
like you're it's kind of like you can try and
contract it, but it also like contracts your your your ass,
your sphinx there. Basically it's kind of like the same.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Yeah, pugil cactigial I believe is the muscle a piece muscle,
But yeah, that's different that kind of like you know,
the the like the contractions and like pitching off and
all that stuff. But the muscle that in the actual
scrotum that regulates the temperature.
Speaker 10 (49:49):
I don't know how you're supposed to control that because
that's kind of like it just does it on its own.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
But I get to work that before you get to
hang gates off your balls, you know, start with just
a few grams and move up from there.
Speaker 6 (50:01):
I guess, yeah, I guess. The theory is that because
before you're born, they're inside your body before.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
They descend, and that once they used to be there, they.
Speaker 6 (50:09):
Could still go back up there and supposedly if you
get hit there hard enough. That's again it is what
was told me. And when you get hit there, they.
Speaker 10 (50:17):
Kind of go up inside and that's what can cause
some of the pain and the.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Remedy for that. Again, this is years ago. They told me,
when you get hit in class, what's a while I
get hitting the balls by accident, that what you got
to do is kind of like jump and land on
your heels real hard to kind of shake him back down.
But that's what they told me. I'm just telling you
so it out.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
But it's like Tony says, right now, as you sit there,
push your ball up inside it will go. Since you
want to give this a shot, Charlie, you want to
try this, I would be afraid.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
What if they got stuck in there?
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I'm not going to How do you explain that when
you go to the doctor doesn't work?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
No, No, I was seriously. I do this radio show
and we're.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
They're not buying that in no way. And bed Buggle
of Roake says, you don't need training. Your nuts go
up inside of you on instinct when a foot is
coming towards them. The only time I get bent over
from a nut hit is if I don't see it coming.
So this guy is alleging that your balls will instinctively
and immediately retract upon an incoming foot. I don't know
(51:24):
if I buy that either. I've got to take a break.
Eight sixty six, Yo, Rover is our number. Eight six
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Speaker 1 (51:31):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
Today's a very important day, and according to traditions, something
happens today. I'll find out what all of you have
done regarding this tradition next.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
Lisa says, Glad you guys are all back. I hope
you had a good holiday. I wanted to comment on
people being dumb. I ran into a cashier the other day.
I had some pictures printed. I had a stack fifteen
in a stack of seventeen, and she has how many
prints I had? She did go get a calculator to
(01:05):
add seventeen and fifteen? What is seventeen and fifteen?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Jeffrey thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yep, yep, thing nailed it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know, calcol anybody who says people are getting dumber,
I don't believe them, because look at this human advocates.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
That we have back there in the smart box. Fifteen
plus sixteen thirty six yep, fifteen plus fifteen.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No wait, she said fifteen plus six or fifteen plus sixteen.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's thirty one.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Fifteen, fifteen plus seventeen and fifteen plus seventeen thirty two.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So I just said it was thirty seven. I screwed up.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
My bad.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I'm not I told you I'm not perfect. So you're
close closest we're ever gonna get.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's a perfect perfect Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Only slightly more accurate than Chad GPT. I guess Ducie,
are you ready for the hizzy?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I would love to do this hizzy.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here we go, kay on Rolls morning, GLORI.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Today marks the fifth anniversary of the January sixth, twenty
twenty one insurrection at the Capitol US Capitol, just five
years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It was just a crazy day and oh yeah, yeah,
absolutely awful.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So, I mean, honestly one of the craziest moments in
American political history ever. And it's it's amazingly has been
minimized to a point where, oh no, it was just sightseers,
just ordinary tourists.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I mean, just absolutely incredible.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
And the turmoil that we've had over the past five
years or really the past plus is just extraordinary go on.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
The ousted Venezuelan leader Nicholas Maduro and his wife pleaded
not guilty to drug and weapons charges yesterday and their
very first court appearance since being captured by US forces.
This was in New York City, and at the courthouse,
Maduro insisted, I am still president of my country. So
(03:15):
I guess it was a pretty crazy scene in the courtroom.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
And what's funny is that the judge that's overseen his
whole case, he's ninety two years old and he was
appointed by President Clinton in nineteen ninety eight, and he's
not taken craffrom from him or his wife. He's going
to be he feels he's going to be treated like
any other criminal defendant in the United States. He's still
going to have the because he's still have the same
(03:38):
constitutional rights as any other criminal defendant. But he's not
going to be treated any you know different, you know, But.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You think he's going to survive.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He's ninety two years old, will make it to the
end of the trial, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
But but again, because like one time, he tried to
shout stuff like you know, on this, that and the other,
and it just says you know, and he just shut
him down right then, and there says there's gonna be
a time for your lawyers to do all that stuff
right now. We just want to know how you plead,
you know, how you plead to the charges.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Him and his wife are both being held without bail.
Their next court date will be March seventeenth. The Swiss
bar that we talked about yesterday that had that awful,
deadly New Year's Eve fire where all those people died.
I think it was forty people died in the blaze. Apparently,
(04:27):
the update on that story is that that bar had
not been inspected in five years, according to local authorities,
so they said that it had not undergone a fire
inspection since twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It happened regularly. Yeah, so this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Whose fault is that is that the bar, or is
that the city there in Switzerland wherever this was, Aren't
they in charge of doing inspections and inspections schedules.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't know how often.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
You have to do that, but if it's every year,
every two years, or whatever the case may be. But
a bar I don't think is responsible for calling up,
hey can you come do an inspection?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's that's not the way that it works as far
as But.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
If I'm a company and I'm supposed to be inspected
or have my registration updated every year, which I am,
it's my responsibility to contact the health department. Well, I
know for a fire inspection, Well, I mean for I mean.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
For what I do. I have to have everything inspected
to be right. Maybe they need maybe they're supposed to.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
But then I would also say that the town there
in Switzerland, if they were four years past due, then
the town should have shut the place down.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
That is on that and they did say that that
according to the president of the one of the city
of the councils, they said that the council barely regrets
the lapse, and they said that quote, we will shoulder
all the responsibility that the justice system attributes to us
because they there it fault as well. If they are
lapsed and the bar owners not doing their job, why
(06:10):
aren't they going through the records and saying, hey, we
can't move forward because you have to close your doors
until you're inspected and everything's up your code.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
You know.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I thought about this after I saw some of those
videos in this video that Charlie played yesterday. I had
not seen it was it was much more detailed than
what I had seen. But as those waitresses are carrying
the and I've been in places plenty of places where
they are carrying bottles of champagne or they're doing bottle service,
(06:39):
and they put these sparklers to sort of things there
out of the bottle, carrying them around. I think if
I were a bar or a club owner, I would
immediately knock that off because why take the risk of it. No,
it's just it's not worth it, and there must be
(06:59):
something thing else you can do.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
It's for show, and it's it's you know, they're trying
to make it a spectacle. When somebody buys a bottle.
It's good for business. But there must be something you
could put in there that would be, you know, some
sort of led sort of thing or something they.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Do they I see girls like that and they have
these led like stick lights and they just come out
with those instead of the sparklers more often now.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, yeah, forget.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You gotta get if you own a bar, knock the
sparklers off. You don't want some sort of tragedy like
this go on.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
A Paris court has found ten people guilty of cyberbullying
Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron. Prosecutors
said the group spread false claims about her gender, about
her sexuality, and made what the court called malicious remarks
about the couple's twenty four year age difference. All ten
(07:55):
of these people received suspended prison sentences of up to
eight months, and they were ordered to attend cyberbullying awareness training.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Did Brigitte have to show her vagina in this trial
to prove that she's an actual woman? I'm just curious,
how do they prove that? Now there are other people
they're going after. What's her face? Jeffrey's hero, Candice Owens,
Candace Owens. They're going after her because Candice Owens has
all these conspiracy theories about how Brigitte McCrone.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Is really her brother. Never Brigitte didn't exist. I think
I think.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Saying I disagree with you guys, though I never said
Candis Owens was my hero. You love her, You love her.
I just like the way that she can sit in
a congressional hearing and just put politicians at her play
in their place. You like the way that she was
a black woman. That's what you liked, and you are
attracted to black woman. And she's a good looking black woman,
but anyhow, a very well educated one too. Sometimes she's
(08:54):
a little she can now she's got a little loony,
So I'm having my reservations.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Candace Owens thinks I think her latest thing is there's
a French assassin after her claiming that.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Hired by Macron. Yes, yes, I think that's her latest thing.
Mm okay, all right, but they just can't get to her.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Incredible security detail that the French special forces can't get
to kick it to her.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, she says, like a new crazy thing every day.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
I think she also thinks Charlie Kirk was murdered by
the government I think.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Or Israel. I'm not totally sure who's to blame, but
she's she's isn't our government run by Israel? Okay? Anyhow,
go on the.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
The US Department of Health that Human Services is recommending
fewer vaccines for most American children. Health officials will continue
to recommend the measles, mumps, and rubella vaccines and immunizations
against polio, chicken, pox, HBB, and others, but they are
narrowing the recommendations for vaccination and against How do I
(10:02):
say this word, Jeffrey? Men and men and.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Meningitis?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
No never, I've never heard this particular vaccine before, so
I can't help you.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
There, man, cockle disease, never heard of it?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
You've never heard of that?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Well there.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
It's bad enough that we have an imbecile as a
Secretary of Health and Human Services too.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
And I was watching one of his congres. I was
watching his one hearing.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
And he just stumbled and bubbling, just and politicans who
were just just what, mopping the floor with him?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
How did Jeffrey become so politicized? What him?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What is? She doesn't have TV?
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Wrestling costs money to watch now because he used to
a cable and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
We get him. He could I get him at w
W I think you wanted to.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
And I went updates on the Undertaker and not whatever
rf K Junior is doing.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I have to get him off of c SPAN because.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
He's been watching this stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
He watched one, but watched Wonder for like three hours
and then that screwed up his algorithm.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And that's all he gets now is just.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
That and fake h He was watching one today.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, no, it's still happening. Oh, I just find, I
just find.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
I know they're fake, but I also know they're funny too,
but just he didn't know they were fake until we
told you they were fake.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And it was the same guy complaining.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
This guy, this guy, what this this particular guy. He
does these is because he has been he has had
many many friends that live in these communities, and he's
told all these stories. So he makes videos about them
of what you know, like like how like how like
hoas can that you know, like you know, overreach their
authority if you will, but not realizing that these has
(11:46):
have a lot of authority that people don't realize.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I think that's the why he's trying to highlight. Okay, anyhow, go.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
On, So these vaccine overhauls, these recommendations and all of that.
It is coming and a huge increase, very sharp increase
in flu cases across the country. In fact, if flu
is hitting so hard this season, they say that these
symptoms reaching the highest level in nearly thirty years. The
(12:13):
CDC says about one in ten outpatient visits nationwide were
for flu symptoms during the week ending December twenty seventh,
so far, at least five thousand people have died this season,
including nine children, and forty five states are seeing high
to very high flu activity.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
The latest data.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Doesn't yet reflect the impact of holiday travel and gatherings,
so numbers they fear it could get higher.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
My granddad, I do think about that when I go
through airports and stuff. I was just there's so many people,
and about ten percent of them are coughing and hacking
as they're walking through.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
And I was the go ahead stints in the.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
Oh, my granddadit yesterday got her on another round of vaccines.
And it's all the ones that they are canceling. It's
so crazy. Oh really, that's every single one they canceled.
But I'm glad that she's doing Men in cha cockle.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, that's good. I was getting my nails done yesterday.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Transitioning at such an early age, really already gettle.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Men had the chicacles.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
I haven't had a chacocole in a while. I was
getting my nails done yesterday and there was this woman
who was hacking up her lungs like and her hands
were at the thing and so she didn't cover up
right right, and she was telling the lady doing her nails.
She's like, I've had this cough for two months and
(13:38):
i can't get rid of it. And I've been on antibiotics,
and they don't know what it is. She wouldn't stop coughing.
I mean, I don't know who would go someplace or
lung cancer or something. My goodness, you get this checked out.
Two months you have a cough? Oh my guests, all right,
go on, PD. Can you only get that.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
If you smoke? You it's a common illness switch smoking.
I think my dad.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
I think my dad's got it because my dad smoked
a lot when he was a lot younger himself, you know,
and when I was growing up, and he finally stopped.
But over the years when he talks, he sounds very
raspy because you know, he told me over the years
of your lung.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Sin out, Oh what it is. I think that's what
I believe, that's.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
What it is.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
My dad explained it to me. Okay, my dad. But
the thing is, my dad quit smoking in eighty five.
But I did tell me. I did kind of like
remind him of goes even though you quit smoking almost
forty some years ago, that the illnesses can still catch
up to you as you get older. Yeah, so he's been.
He's been very on top of his health though. That's
why he's still or that's why I'm very thankful I
(14:45):
still have him around.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And in fact, he's gonna be eighty eight next month.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And finally, today is Happy National take down your Christmas
Tree Day. It's the day January sixth, that you're traditionally
supposed to toss it out on the curb. No, I
don't have a real tree. I have a fake tree.
My fake tree is still up. It will come down.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The shut up.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
It makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
It'll come down. Fix her, she can put up a Valentine.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
I'll leave the lights on my one. I have like
a one decorative tree, and my railings will all leave
the I'll leave the Christmas lights up, but the tree
will come down on Saturday and Sunday. I took that
Christmas big stuff down. But do you guys? Am I
the only one with my tree up.
Speaker 8 (15:31):
After Charlie you had a real tree, right, Yeah? I
think I try to remember what day it took it
outside and lit it on fire.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I don't remember, did you really? Yeah? What else you
gonna do is do it after Probably it was in between.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
In between there's nothing sadder.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So what do you do? You take this out of
your backyard and do you chop it up? Or do
you really.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Put it in my burnt put it on the thing?
Just light it on fire. Can't it catch you?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
They would create a large especially because it's all dried
out after being It goes up.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
It goes up for like twenty seconds, a huge thing,
and then immediately just goes down because once the needles
are done, and then it didn't really catch the main log.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So now I was just sitting there. I'm don't have
to chop that up, and then I'll have to.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You've paid a video of it? You film? You didn't
video that? Did it smell wonderful?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Fire fire? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Never heard of this though, somebody. You just light your
Christmas tree on fire.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
To get rid of it. I've never what else the wood?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
What do you do?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, chop it up? I'd burn it, yeah, because instead
of garbage, you guys get to come get it. That
seems like a massive That seems like the worst day.
This has to be the worst day to be a
garbage guy. Well, today's my garbage day. If everybody's throwing
the trees out and you have to go house to
house picking up stupid trees.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
So it's always on the six. Because the twelve days
of Christmas ended last night, So the celebration of Christmas, Yeah,
it doesn't end.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
No, Oh, it ended last night.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
So that's why people throwed down, throw.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Out their trees before Christmas. After Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Per tradition, you're supposed to keep your tree up until
all twelve days have passed.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
So that's Wait a second, the twelve Days of Christmas
starts on christmast It ended at Christmas.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
No I'm wrong, No, yeah, I thought that was pretty interesting.
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Speaker 3 (17:43):
You know, I thought maybe I was being overly sensitive.
Perhaps I thought maybe it was just me, But apparently not.
Other people have picked up on this. Jessica, for instance, says,
does Jeffrey intentionally keep rubbing it in that his dad
that is still.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Alive, that's changed.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I have noticed that over the past two days, yesterday
and today, Jeffrey has repaintedly brought this up.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Well, I'm just I.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Mean, I like to say, I feel bad for with
the situation with with what's going on with Doci's mom.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Don't feel bad. I'm fine, I mean, but don't you
stuck like.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Charlie and I feel, like I said, I felt very
very sad about what happened to Charlie's dad.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And I'm and I'm just saying that.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
It makes it a reminder, and it's a reminder that
I am very thankful that. I mean, look, I lost
my mom two years ago. It makes me thankful. Yes,
I still have my dad still.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Alive again us bringing up to him.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You guys are doing this to stop talking about it
about them?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
What are you doing?
Speaker 10 (18:52):
Well?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
I have to say that I think we all after
hearing that yesterday I reflected my uncle's in the hospital.
I was like, you know, I think we all start
to think about life a little bit more and a
life we have around us. But we don't need to
say it every you know, kind of say it often.
It's nice to know and think about.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
But well, you guys are brought up now, you guys
brought up smoking related illnesses and whatnot. So that was
trying to I was trying to relate to you guys.
So if I can't do that, well then I don't
know what I'll follow you. You're fine, don't worry about it.
A net rites. What's going on with Crystal?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
She's barely spoken this week, and she looks super sad.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Is she in skinny fighting?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It's only been a day and a couple.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
We've only been back for a day and a half.
How sad? She looks super sad. I'm tired.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
I've been just staying up.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
I was staying up till midnight one am, which is
unlike me.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm usually in bed between eight thirty and nine o'clock.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
So I've been staying up late and kind of running
a monk the past couple of weeks. So I'm just
a little run down and doing a whole bunch of
research and stuff.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
So I'm I'm just.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Tired, Okay, all right, So nothing nothing going on there
with the boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
What did you do over the holiday vacation, Crystal?
Speaker 7 (20:09):
Really, honestly, I took a couple of weeks to I
also stayed away from really as much.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Social media as I possibly could.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I just don't believe I don't believe it. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
When I'm around Skinny, I definitely try to stay off
of my phone. I tried to spend my time with
him unless he's sleeping, and him and I have different schedules.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
So our lives are weird. When we're together.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
He's sleeping for half the day and I'm kind of
laying in bed next to him, watching TV, maybe napping myself,
So I'm just kind of a sloth for that time.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
And then when I get.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
My daughter, I'm more motivated to make food and clean
the house and do things and have that mom mode
going on. So we did a little bit of both
where it was just him and I for some days,
and then we spent time with my family and went
back to him his house and spend time with his family.
So we were just kind of bouncing back and forth between.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
When you say that you tried to stay off social media,
what do you think the longest period of time during
the past month is what's the longest period you went
without looking at any social media?
Speaker 7 (21:16):
If Skinny's awake. I mean it's so maybe a few hours.
Even then I might pick up my phone out of
habit and open Facebook, and then I'll remember next to me,
and I will honestly.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Ten minutes if she's not sleeping, fifteen minutes would be
my guess it's bad.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, he gets mad.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
That's why he's always like, get off your phone if
I leave the room, Because when he's around, I stay
off my phone. But if he leaves the room, I
might open my phone.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Up to do immediately grab the phone, and then.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
He'll come back and go, I was only gone for
one minute and you picked your phone.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You're supposed to, don't. I don't. Just we're supposed to
be the wall.
Speaker 7 (21:52):
I mean, so I I do try to be cognizant
of that when he's around, but when my daughter's round,
we're both on our He's like, Crystal, right now, I
think I was on my computer, on my phone and
watching television at the same time. He's like, this is
too much. How are you doing all three things? And
I was like, I don't know. This is how my
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brain works. I'm kind of crazy. He's also ADHD, so
I think he understands somewhat, but he likes to pick
on me, likes to bust my chops a lot, so
I do try to be aware of that. But I
swear we really just did mainly family stuff and just
trying to pretend like we live together for a couple
of weeks and being a little family. It's like we
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did do New Year's Eve at his family's house, which
was awesome. They do a thirty five pound saran wrap
ball with prizes, and you're wearing oven mits and you
have to take under this.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I have to explain this to me. A thirty five
pound saranne wrap ball.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
They buy little trinkets and gifts and they you kind
of start.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You wrap them in saran wrap.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
You might put some candy in there, wrap it with
saran wraps, put some socks wraps orrant, and you keep
going and building this ball. And there's stuff in there
that's like just little bags or a little socks. I mean,
it really is just trinkets and things. Maybe a stain remover,
wipe the what and then So if Jeffrey had the
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Siran wrap ball, I have two dice. I'm trying to
roll doubles. When I get doubles, Jeffrey has to pass
the ball to me.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I put on some oven mits.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
And then you try to unwrap this saran wrap ball
with the oven mits, which is obviously very hard saran wrap,
very thin clung together. You're ripping it like a maniac,
tearing through it to try to get as many prizes
as you.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Can in that aca.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh it is.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Yeah, you are unwrapping this thing like I mean, it
is so much fun until the next person rolls doubles.
Once they get doubles, you pass it along and it
kind of just goes around the circle.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Do you keep on wrapping until somebody rolls any unwrapping
again and then you anything you want wrap is yours.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yes, oh yeah. And then so people around you to march.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
They're giving you all the stuff that's flying out of
the ball, because the more maniac you are, the easier
it is to get through that saran wrap. But once
you lose where the saran wrap breaks, then you got
to find the start again. So and you're hoping to
kind of get as many prize as possible. I walked
away was a bag full of stuff. I was beating
all children I had. I got five pairs of socks
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and some men's and some jerky and gum and I
mean just a ton of stuff. So we really just
were so invested in trying to have that family feel
for the holidays that that's what we were in grossedon
was love.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, all right, love arent grossedon love.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, we really been talking about like moving in together.
So oh boy, I rent like an apartment or buy
a house together.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
I think the idea is like one of us selling
our home and then moving in with the other one
also not both sell your home, no, and then I
mean I think from there we would say, let's save
money and find a home together and eventually move into
all So who's going to sell lelo? I think he's
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been thinking about that, selling him really his home and
moving your home. Yeah, yeah, So that's been a big
topic of discussion of where we're moving forward from here
because we have been together for a year and a half.
Are we invested in this, this is the kind of
that point. Are we invested and we want to continue on?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Putting ultimatums on now basically puts to this, Oh yeah,
we have.
Speaker 7 (25:41):
No pressure on him at all for anything ever, even
with food anything at all, doing your laundry. I don't
give a crap like I try to put no pressure
on him to make any kind of big changes like that.
But I think that we both want to spend more
time together and the only way for that to happen
is for us to actually live in the same location.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
So I see, all right, the steps love is in
the air. I've got to take a break. Eight sixty
six your rovers our number will be right back.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Hang on, celebrating twenty plus years of kicking the competition
right in a crank. We're back your rovers point glory.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Speaking of kicking the competition right in the crank, there's
an interesting flyer that was posted in Glassgow. It's a
Glassgow or Glassgow that Scotland, right, yeah go. Anyhow, somebody
posted one flyer up in their local bookshop and it
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said come watch me get kicked in the balls one
last time before bottom sir, full force, big boot execution
style with a flute accompaniment. So this happened on January
fourth at Queen's Park Gate, one pm. And the poster continues,
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this poster is not a bit. I am actually being
kicked hard in the c and balls LMAO, maximum disrespect
a nice Sunday out for the polyqule. Someone's going to
have to explain polycule to me.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
What is that? Is that one of these phrases of.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Hm, I've never heard that, some weird phrase or something.
I don't know anyway, So it's a nice Sunday out
for the polycule.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
That's like how they add E on the end of
the sea word.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh yeah, imagine right, it's an e on the end
of it.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Four letter C word rhys it back on the block. Yes,
but they put an e at the end. It makes it.
It just seems more elegant, doesn't it doing it that way? Fancy?
And who?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
And well, do you missed it? You're missing one of
the parts who. The kick is performed by. Oh, I'm
not sure who the kid. Let me see here, I
didn't see that little star in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
The star right there, I oh, kick perform kicks performed
by large dyke. It says, oh, I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I missed that.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Well, you know who else would you want to kick
you right in the balls. So this person apparently was
getting bottom surgery, which means they are getting their ce
and balls chopped off in order to make it into
a vagina.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
I guess, I guess that is how that works. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
And they said that they wanted to get kicked in
the nuts one last time, that about one hundred and
twenty people actually showed up for this thing. The person
who was getting kicked said, I expected maybe ten people
to be here after I put up this one flyer
in my bookshop.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
But one hundred and twenty people came out, cheering and chanting.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Well, I have reports were over from yeah, the flute
person here if you want to read it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Here's the flute person full report. Brief report from the
flute accompaniment. Excuse me, it went well. At least one
hundred people attended. Families Dogs, a solid portion of Glasgow's
trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather
and very cheerful celebratory vibe. After short speeches from the
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ball have and the large dyke life, Oh ball have her?
Oh he has the balls? The ball half or ball have? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I've never seen this word before. Is this Is this
also a phrase like that? I think? But I mean, yeah,
it's the person with the balls.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
After short speeches from the ball har and the large
dyke my wife the ball. Har was given a shupa
chup I'm not sure what that is, and blindfolded execution style.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
What's a chupa chup? C h up as c h
u p Oh.
Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yeah, those are yeah, those are lollipops, the expensive ones.
They're like, not dumb dump dumb dumbs are the cheap ones.
These are the good ones. Yeah, those things. Oh okay Jesus,
right a right, oh so instead of having a smoke,
they have this this lollipop.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Okay, those are about to get executed, all right. The
balls were then duly kicked. It made a surprisingly loud,
dull thumping sound.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
She fell to the ground.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I guess now, once you've been kicked in the balls
and your balls are flatten, you're now a she She
fell to the ground to loud cheers, and there was
a moment of silence while taps played on the flute.
The Large Dike wore solo air urban hikers and then
we also have reports from the Large Dike.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Oh you did a deep dive into this.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
I was trying to find the video. I need to
see the video of this. Well, they said.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
According to this, the one hundred and twenty people were
asked not to film because they were supposedly going to
have an official videographer there to document this ball kick.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
And I was having a lot of trouble on Twitter
trying to find this is where I saw this event,
and I was like, oh, I saw pictures, and I
said I need to see the video. And if you
type in Glasgow ballkick, there's this other guy who travel
around Glasgow just kicked in the balls all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Totally was solely unrelated to this whole thing. Just so
you can be out at a bar and this guy'd
be like, hey.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Kick me in the nuts, yes, And then you click
on his and you're like, is he all nut kicking videos?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
No, he's doing he's doing some weird stuff.
Speaker 8 (32:11):
He's got like a dildo that looks like a dragon's tail,
I mean a thick dragon tail thing and it's just lingering.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
And where does he put where do you think?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Oh the door with huge massive So I was trying
to find this.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Video of this ball so you got sidetracked, and that's
why we don't have the video of the ball kick,
because you were too busy drinking it to the Glasgow
ball I couldn't find it all yesterday.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
I was looking all yesterday and trying to find the
Glasgow ball kick, and I found a different guy that's
just going around. He does he just goes to the bars.
He says, well, I don't know how it starts, but
it's strangers. He just sits, he lays down, he sits
butt on the ground, back up and just legs open
and you can just come up and kick him in
the ball.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Now this I would immediately think. This is a trick
if somebody, if I'm in a bar and somebody's like, hey,
you can kick me in the balls as hard as
you want, I'll love it. I go, now, this guy,
this is this is a trick to be able to
kick my ass. Yes, it's like so that he would
have some sort of no it was self defense or something,
you know, like I'm not otherwise I would I'd give
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a guy a good swift kicking, or if he wanted it,
or he's getting off somehow.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
And I don't want to.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Gay.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
To kick a guy in the balls and he gets aroused.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Only if you're barefoot, Charlie, Okay, okay, shoe, it's not gay.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Okay. So I do have the account of the large
dyke if you want to read that too.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Okay, account from large Dyke who goes by Butch Bear
Arcadia on why arrived early to find the crowd already gathering.
So the kick got off to a prompt start. Following
some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from
our floutist my wife, we got on with the kick.
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I think we got good contact the top of my boot,
making a good solid noise on impact, very good atmosphere
all around.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
People stayed to chat for a while.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Were it not January, it would have been an excellent
opportunity for a picnic. Ten out of ten queer event
would happily kick anybody in the balls in the.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Name of community.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
There's nothing that brings people together like a good ball
when you're trying to show support for the lgbt Q
I a two s plus community. There's there's just something
wholesome about a good and swift kicking the name.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
I think this really does bring people together.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
I think people from both sides of the aisle could
appreciate a nice kicking the balls.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I think they would like to watch it.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Now.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Here's the good news. Yes, I found the video. I
found the.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Video Okay, now I want to analyze that shortly. Would
you attend such an event, Charlie, Absolutely, I mean if
you saw this flyer, you would show up there. Absolutely,
I would go there. I would pay money if they're like, hey,
tickets or tickets are twenty bucks, and'd go all right,
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that's pretty good.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Thirty maybe a little expensive, but twenty Yeah, thy bucks.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You're in.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Oh, I'm watching someone get kicked in the balls for
twenty bucks. Maybe this is the next thing that Dana
White could do. We could get rid of that slap
slap thing that he has and instead we turn it
into just a ball kicking event where two guys stand
and they just kick each other in the balls until
one guy gives up or his nut exploded.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
So I guess tell me you would go see that?
You'd go see that? Right? He legs, uh and absolutely?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
And would you have to be would you would they
have to make you wear like boxer brace like I say,
just the no, like a hole in the bottom so
that your balls. Oh yeah, you know you want to
be somewhat modest. You don't want your whole slong hanging out. See,
you'd wear boxer braces, but they'd be specially made for
for ball kicking with a hole cut in the bottom,
nice and sons and no freight edges, and your sack
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just hangs out from that hole. And then the other
person probably just kind of like mma, you have to
be barefoot and it has to be a bed. You
can't otherwise you could have steel toe, you could be
you know, boxers have been known to sometimes put things
weights in their gloves and things in their gloves for
extra punching power cheaters, So you'd.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Have to be barefoot.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Maybe you could do some athletic tape around the foot
or something just to keep your toes together for more air.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
To where it just starts with a flick and it's
just a sack hanging down and they just start with flick.
Oh my god, a flick would flick could bring you
down to your knees easily. Oh I don't know about
from a toe a finger flick easily, bro.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Starts probably with a finger flick and then they go
they do one round to that, all right, did you
pass that?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, we're gonna go into the next thing.
Speaker 8 (37:00):
And then maybe it's a speedbag at once just one,
just one solid punch to the balls.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Did you both agree?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
You agree to continue and they get up to a kick,
and I would absolutely attend that event.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Front Row pay for that.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
You paid twenty dollars for a ball kick in the park.
When do you pay for front row small kick league?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Slow mo cameras like super high frame rate cameras where
we could see the jigg got a big jumbo tron
where they Yeah, I mean you see like his face, see.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
The ball slow motion and maybe like even like actually
a hit in the face and like sweat flies off
his face and slow mo, like.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Just ball sweat or something. Yes, flying, that's I mean
front row. That's one hundred dollars ticket. I mean that
rode them.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Just sort of changing shape and slow motion and maybe
like a shock wave going through the.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Scro and slow well the fact I with the cannonball video,
you know it looks like that right in the stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, So yeah, that's a one hundred dollars event. That's easy.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
That's as long as it's you know, we're gonna have
the main I mean, and there's gonna be I assume
that that one.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
It's not just gonna be one and done. We're gonna
have different competitors.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
No, no, you have, Oh yeah, there's a whole I
mean they'll have you know, different I don't know how
you do it, weight class, ball, size class.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm not sure exactly how you would do it, but
there's multiple people.
Speaker 4 (38:17):
What's that you can wagh balls? Put them on a
scale weight classes.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, all right, Charlie, there you go.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
That's your maybe your good idea for twenty twenty six.
A new a new business, a new you, a new year,
A new business idea. Uh, you have some medical attendance
on hand there just in case.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I guess. Could your ball actually explode if kicked in it?
Like what happens?
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I remember as a kid, you hear stories somebody got
kicked in the nuts and this ball egg I'm loaded.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm sure testical. I've heard of that's a thing. Yeah,
I'm never heard of it. I've never seen.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
It, seen it or anyone known anyone that's had it.
But I think i've heard of ruptured testicles too. Could
it also get picked up inside? Could you get that hard?
You probably could. I don't know if there's really a
spot for it to go, but if you know it'll
find it.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Just like it Isn't it just like a I don't know,
what does it look like in there? Isn't it just
like you have like a tube going to your balls,
but the tube there are.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Enough of a cavity to like suck up into your body.
I think so because your.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Balls drop, well they have the place that they were before, right.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
Yeah, yes, sometimes that balls Sometimes they don't drop, or
one drops and the other one doesn't. They have to
go retrieve it.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
Oh yeah, you could definitely rupture, but there's a ninety
two salvage rate if you repair it within seventy two hours.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, you can salvage or balls.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
So so how does the guy who go with the
Glasgow ball kicker or a ball kick recipient whatever he
goes by?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh you want to see the guy I'm talking? Okay,
so this is not the event in the park. This
is a different guy.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
But how how did how does his ball not rupture
if he's just getting kicked in the knots by random
strangers all the time.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
I don't know, I really don't.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
Have you ever seen those I don't know if they're
karate masters or what they are, but they get kicked
in the balls frequently, and they learn how their body,
the muscles pull the balls up closer, and they can
get kicked in the balls repeatedly because their body is
doing something with the muscles and actually pulling the balls up.
Speaker 8 (40:24):
Here's here's now, this is not the trans person. This
is the glass cow. I don't I don't think I
can say his name on the air, but yeah, he
just goes around tall.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
For God's sake, you're kidding me.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Oh my god, you're oh.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
See that was that was to me? That was not
super hard. I mean it's hard, but you wouldn't want that.
And then we'll continue on. There's I mean, there's a
bunch of them. Uh, here is again, and this is interesting.
So this is Oh, this is gonna be a grass.
It's gonna be a oh just like a camera fish
to the balls.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Oh my god, you're just the grays.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
It brings you down. It is just.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
And this guy's a couple of videos. Well let me
see the hold on. That's the count that this is on. Well, okay,
I can't say his.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Name why.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
It's a bad word. Okay.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Here here's this is a different Twitter account called guys
kick my Nuts, And this is the same guy and
you're just going around areas.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Oh, don't kick.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Kick him in the nuts like a like a you
don't think there's a pad there or like some steal
thing or it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Paying him to kick him in. That's crazy that I
clicked on this guy's account.
Speaker 7 (41:54):
It's a does he have a ton of views and
he's getting some kind of monetary and that's why he
pays them.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I don't think so this is the guy the dragon
Dill though, Charlie, Oh yeah, yeah that, Oh don't. I
don't think.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
We can't watch it but on the air, but I
could show to you personally. Yeah, put this up, can
watch it. I can't put it, okay, No, but yeah,
you can't put this up. But sni's look at this thing,
that dragon's tails. I can't see the squirmy it is
what it is? Oh my god, that's huge, huge, and
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it's gone.
Speaker 9 (42:30):
Okay if it goes up to okay, if it's on
the ground and he's standing up waist yeah what oh my,
from the ground he's standing, it's past his waist and
then what does he do with it? He sits on it?
Oh wait, he's all the way down. It would be
poked dropping. He's it's dropped like it's hot, pop locking
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and drop's gotta be a there's no God in it something.
This is the size.
Speaker 8 (42:58):
The size of this dragontail dildo is an alligator's tail.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I mean it is long, and it is thick.
Speaker 8 (43:05):
And if he didn't have intestines with the different tubes
going up, this would be poking out of his.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Throat easy, easily poking out of his throat. He like,
all right, and he likes getting kicked in the nuts. Okay. Now,
the way we.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Got onto this was the transgender who wants one last
kick in the ball says, even if it's an un
even if it's an unpleasant experience, I want to feel
this one last time before I have my balls removed
as part of my bottom surgery.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Uh you have that video? Is that accurate, Charlie? Yes,
I do.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Okay, Uh, let me see this extraordinary kick?
Speaker 8 (43:53):
All right, right here we go. That's so we got
the ball kick who's the kick?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Ball?
Speaker 8 (43:58):
Har is on the left, the large dyke as she
called herself, that is wearing the yes with the flannel
like a lumberjack like Carhart overalls. I mean, this is
this is gonna be a serious ball kick which bear Arcadia. Yeah,
all right, here you go, there's your kick. What a
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great event A thump? Yeah, let's let's re watch solid
there's one more.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Wow. Oh, how is this possible?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Because I've been you know, hitting the knots, kicked in
the I don't know I kicked in the nuts, but
I had. I worked at the mental hospital, and and
and somebody grabbed my nuts and started twisting them like
a door knob a patient while we were down on
the ground restraining this patient. And you are able to talk.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
To function to move after being kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
How is this person like giving a thumbs up sign afterwards?
Speaker 1 (45:09):
How how is this possible?
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Well, I mean maybe the first I mean maybe within
the first second, because I mean it's one second after
uh they do the thumbs up.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
So maybe, Oh.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
This is something where you're you are incapacitated for five minutes. Charlie,
you've been kicked in the nuts. I mean I haven't
been kicked in the nuts like that, but just a
hit in the nuts. Yeah, somebody backhands you in the nuts.
They don't even have to do it hard.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
Yeah, yeah, it could be an hour like yeah, fix
your stomach.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Yeah, I got hit with the basketball.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
Was down for over a day, Couch but somebody like,
were you playing basketball or somebody just threw a basketball
like into your cross.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Well that's what happened, but by accident. But coouch Man
so bad.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Alex hereon Rover's Morning Glory Boarding Glex Morning Rover.
Speaker 10 (46:01):
Hey, Hey Bud, Hey, so.
Speaker 11 (46:07):
Oh gosh, I'm cringing right now. My stomach is thinking
about that from the past. I was teaching a girl
that I was dating at the time in self defense
and stuff, and I said, all right, now, you just
have to just pretend.
Speaker 10 (46:23):
Oh no, she went all all She went hard and made.
Speaker 11 (46:28):
Me write the nuts fell to the gun.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
My cast you.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
If you're training somebody to how to defend themselves, you go, oh,
here doing swift knee right to the nuts. But you
don't expect her to actually do it. But she does.
She delivers a full long blow.
Speaker 10 (46:47):
I felt to the ground so hard.
Speaker 11 (46:49):
And she tried to like hug me, and I said, get.
Speaker 12 (46:51):
Away from me and call nine one one. It was
that bad, like it.
Speaker 11 (46:56):
Like you said, It lasted about five minutes of this torture.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
To the ambulance car.
Speaker 10 (47:05):
I have a child.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
But no, Rover.
Speaker 10 (47:10):
I mean, what I'm trying to say is.
Speaker 11 (47:12):
Like this guy, I don't know, that is the worst
thing any any man can ever indure his game right there.
Speaker 12 (47:20):
Yeah, you can like post your balls up, you can
push them up a little bit and get.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Kidding, but that doesn't feel good either. No, well yea.
Speaker 10 (47:34):
But but the thing is is like, oh, this topic is.
Speaker 11 (47:38):
Amazing because it's like it's good and it's bad because
it's like no man should ever adore that.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
I feel like just talking about this, you guys were
asking about your balls. I think my balls are retracting
into my body like already like a self defense. Right now,
I'm wiggling around, Alex, thank you.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Uh stripper Scott Iron Rover's morning Glory. Good morning stripper Scott.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
Morning everybody.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 10 (48:08):
So Crystal actually uh got it, gotta do it before me.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
But the supposedly with training you're able to uh train
your your body to to pull your testicles up inside.
I've been doing martial arts for almost thirty years now,
and there's books that have that swear you can do
this on command if you practice hard enough. And I
never got to that I never even tried to learn that.
(48:35):
But I think the muscle is called the Darto's tunic.
I believe it's the muscle responsible for pulling your testicles
up in time to regulate the temperature.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
But yeah, but did they actually go? I know, like
if you get in a pool like you you're you're sick.
I don't think women understand this. Your ball seg just
immediately shrinks down and your your balls go very close
up tight to you.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
They're not hanging like they normally do now, right, But.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
To the best of my knowledge, and I don't know,
It's been a long time since I've been in a
cold pull, but I don't think that they go actually
inside of my body. So is it possible to train
a muscle to retract your I mean, there is a
muscle doing it right now. It's like, uh, you know,
(49:24):
like you're it's kind of like you can try and
contract it, but it also like contracts your your your ass,
your sphinx there. Basically it's kind of like the same.
Speaker 6 (49:33):
Yeah, pugil cactigial I believe is the muscle a piece muscle,
But yeah, that's different that kind of like you know,
the the like the contractions and like pitching off and
all that stuff. But the muscle that in the actual
scrotum that regulates the temperature.
Speaker 10 (49:49):
I don't know how you're supposed to control that because
that's kind of like it just does it on its own.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
But I get to work that before you get to
hang gates off your balls, you know, start with just
a few grams and move up from there.
Speaker 6 (50:01):
I guess, yeah, I guess. The theory is that because
before you're born, they're inside your body before.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
They descend, and that once they used to be there, they.
Speaker 6 (50:09):
Could still go back up there and supposedly if you
get hit there hard enough. That's again it is what
was told me. And when you get hit there, they.
Speaker 10 (50:17):
Kind of go up inside and that's what can cause
some of the pain and the.
Speaker 6 (50:21):
Remedy for that. Again, this is years ago. They told me,
when you get hit in class, what's a while I
get hitting the balls by accident, that what you got
to do is kind of like jump and land on
your heels real hard to kind of shake him back down.
But that's what they told me. I'm just telling you
so it out.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
But it's like Tony says, right now, as you sit there,
push your ball up inside it will go. Since you
want to give this a shot, Charlie, you want to
try this, I would be afraid.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
What if they got stuck in there?
Speaker 3 (50:53):
I'm not going to How do you explain that when
you go to the doctor doesn't work?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
No, No, I was seriously. I do this radio show
and we're.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
They're not buying that in no way. And bed Buggle
of Roake says, you don't need training. Your nuts go
up inside of you on instinct when a foot is
coming towards them. The only time I get bent over
from a nut hit is if I don't see it coming.
So this guy is alleging that your balls will instinctively
and immediately retract upon an incoming foot. I don't know
(51:24):
if I buy that either. I've got to take a break.
Eight sixty six, Yo, Rover is our number. Eight six
six nine six seven six eight three seven.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
We'll be right back. Hang on
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