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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go back to Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The shoosy is coming up in just a moment to nows.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What do you have on the way dog?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Pretty scary story about a woman who had died and
was brought in for cremation. Mm, but they discovered pretty scary.
I'll tell you the story next.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We'll get to that in just a moment. I did
have some fudge last night.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Maybe that's what's caused the mighty stomach issues.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Stomach issues, douge hater Dave seventy two. You're on Rover's
Morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Good morning, doge hater her Daves, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Well, hey, i'd check the time stamp on these odometer pictures.
Charlie's known for cheating all the time, and Jeffrey's the
same way.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So you think that they might be the time juicing
their odometer pictures, taking them a week or two prior
and then sending them today to be like, oh look,
how few miles I'm so.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Much better than all of you.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
All Right, we'll have to maybe we'll look at the
XIF data on the actual photos just to make sure.
Although Charlie's probably gone through great lengths to spoof the
XIFT data on his picture.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
All right, Dougie hater, Dave, thank you. I appreciate you
over thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Why didn't you call in earlier and give anybody that idea?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Dave?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Just never think about doing anything like that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Angie says.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The fact that Dougie can go get botox and fillers
but can't take her cat to the vet blows my mind.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
What does that mean? I took my cats to the
vet and data to kill them, but you I didn't
kill them. They were I what's that look for?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, you didn't want.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
To take You were seventeen and sixteen, and.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You didn't want to see what was wrong with them,
see if anything could be done. You said, I can't
do that, so you well, these are priorities that she has, Angie.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Her beauty, yes, Angie, don't be jealous over her.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yes, I clearly did not love my.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Cats beauty over her babies.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Animal stupid that was. You have no idea how hard
that was?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Two cats, my cats, one the oldest cat out of
the blue takes a dive seventeen that was easy. No
p and everywhere like.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, here's somebody who says, Dougie gets filler and botox
to look good, but she can't brush her hair. How
does her brain work? I like my hair, Dougie. Are
you ready for the shoes? Here we go.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
On Rolls Morning Glory.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
A federal judge yesterday dismissed the prosecutions against former FBI
Director James Comy and your Attorney General Letita Letitia Jones
Latsia James, dealing a blow to the president's campaign against them.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The general rule this is this is done in a
way where they could refile. They could they could try
this again and actually charge them properly. But the judge
ruled that the way that they did this was essentially
what they did was they took not a prosecutor. They
took an insurance attorney who used to be a White
House aid, and they go, hey, we're going to make
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you a prosecutor of James Comey, former FBI director. This
is going to be your first prosecution ever, and I
want you to prosecute him, and was directed to file charges.
So the judge said, yeah, I don't think so that's
not case.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
The prosecutorial experience, yeah, and I mean it really is
a bizarrero world that we're living in right now.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But anyway, go on Doush.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Elsewhere in the news.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Discovery of previously unreleased documents about toxins at Ground zero
has a lot of firemen upset, and firefighters, union officials,
and others held a raily yesterday in Manhattan demanding answers
following the revelation that first responders were exposed to talkins
on toxins on nine to eleven that this city knew
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about but never shared that information with the public. Officials
revealed that sixty eight previously undisclosed boxes containing information on
the nine to eleven toxins were found after legislation was
ordered demanding a probe into what and when the city
knew about the toxins.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
At Ground zero.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Some union officials are accusing the city of covering up
the fact that asbestos was in the air after the
terror attacks. Since the nine to eleven attacks, four hundred
members of the FDNY have died from illnesses linked to
working at Ground zero.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, you know, look, I feel for the people who
were there. There's no doubt about it. And there was
all sorts of weird stuff walking around in the air,
and it was very you know.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
When you go, oh, they didn't disclose that.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's well, you know, we're kind of in an emergency
situation here. But I also wonder, out of these four
hundred people you say that have gotten mill or whatever,
how many of those would have gotten because now anybody
that's cancer, if they were at ground zero, they go, oh, dude,
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the ground zero. Well, some people just get cancer. And
I don't know if it's related to being at ground zero,
but that's you know, there's a big fund of money available,
so it kind of motivates people to push it in
that direction.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Go on, the death of eighteen year old Anna Kapner
on that Carnival cruise ship this month has been ruled
a homicide. The jeen's family provided a death certificate to
ABC News and it says that she died by a
mechanical asphyxiation, meaning someone compressed her chest or diaphragm to
stop her breeding. It lists the date of death as November.
(06:01):
Remember this is the girl that was on vacation with
her family or the Carnival horizon. Her body was found
under some life vest and a blanket.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, they think it was their sixteen year old stepbrother
who did this, and they said that they put her
in a bar hold, which I think is just like
you choke somebody out from behind with your with your arm. Yeah,
so not like not strangling with the fingers, putting it
you know, almost like in a headlock sort of thing
and rottling her out.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
What I mean, I don't know what in the world
happened there.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now. The speculation is that this sixteen year old wanted
to hook up with his eighteen year old stepsister. Okay,
maybe he's been on porn hub too much looking at
all those weird step brother step whatever stuff that they
have on there. But to actually strangle your stepsister, I mean,
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I don't know what in the world was How did
what led to that? Something weird must have happened go
on this This.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Is a strange story out of Thailand.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
There's a woman who shocked temple's staff when she started
moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.
So the woman was lying in this white coffin in
the back of a pickup truck.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
I guess there's video of this.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
She's slightly moving her arms and head leaving temple staff bewildered.
And they said that the sixty five year old woman's
brother drove her in to be cremated. She said they
heard a faint not coming from the coffin kidding, so
they were a bit surprised. They asked to open the
coffin and everyone was startled. They saw her opening her
eyes slightly and knocking on the side of the coffin.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
She must have been knocking for quite some time.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh right, goodness, so did she. I've heard of other
stories like this, and then the person is alive after
they've gotten to the funeral hall, but then they end
up dying like a day later.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Is this woman? Did she make a recovery? Is she
opping well?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
The brother said that his sister had been bedridden for
about two years and her house started to deteriorate and
she became unresponsive. So it appeared that she stopped breathing
a couple of days ago, so he then put her
in the coffin. He made a three hundred mile journey
to a hospital in Bangkok, to which the woman had
previously expressed a wish to donate her organs. The hospital
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refused to accept the brother's offers. He didn't have an
official death certificate, so their temple there offers a free
cremation service, which is why the brother approached them on Sunday,
but was also refused due to the missing document What.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
The brother put her in a coffin?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
That's weird, as we do things different in Thailand.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I mean, Charlie and I were doctors, so it's kind
of a free for all over there.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
We got in the back of an ambulance.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
And when I say ambulance, you have to put that
in air quotes, because the ambulance was just a pick
up with a camper shell on the back and get
to like crouch down and get in there, and it
was it was, Yeah, I don't know how they're doing
this over there. What kind of documentary was required? But
could you ever forgive your brother after he puts it
in the cap coin that tries to catch you?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Green Painted Virginia Police have issued a statewide alert yesterday
for Travis Turner. This is a crazy story that's everywhere
right now. It's the forty six year old head football
coach of Union High School who went missing.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Last actually Thursday yesterday during a law enforcement investigation.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Day.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Today's Tuesday, Thursday would have been last yeek.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I feel like today's my days are all mixed up
because it's I feel like it's Friday, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
So he was missing last week on Thursday. So now
there's a state wide alert for him. They say he's
six y three, he's two hundred and sixty pounds. He
was last seen in Wise County wearing a gray sweatshirt, sweatpants,
and glasses. They have search teams using dogs and drones
focusing on the town of Appalachia, where he lives, and
Virginia State Police agents went to his home yesterday Thursday
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as part of the investment, but he was no longer
there when they arrived. Police stressed that the visit wasn't
too arrest him, but didn't say any more. So there's
a lot of secrecy about.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
What's going on.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Okay, So let me give you the background on this.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
So this high school football coach who has just disappeared
into thin air, and they're like, what happened. It's in
the middle of an undefeated season. Where did he go. Well,
the same day that he went missing, the school district.
Prior to that, before he went missing, the school district says, hey,
just so you know, there's an employee of ours who's
been placed on leave and there's a pending investigation doesn't
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mean that they're guilty of anything, but the police are involved.
They won't say who that was, but I think it's
pretty obvious. Yeah, And the police have now come out
and they go, oh yeah, And when he went missing,
we were actually traveling en route to his home to
go there, not to arrest him, but to do an
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investigation about a complaint, which means.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Somebody he has made.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I'm guessing it could be one of two things.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's either he was talking or doing something with a
student underage chick or dude or who knows, or he
was embezzling money one of the it's got to be
one of the two things. And just with the pattern
of these teachers, he's probably but I doing or I
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guess it could also be some sort of weird hazing thing.
But I'm gonna guess, if if I were to put
my money on it, it's probably one of these things
where he was involved chatting back and forth, sex thing
with a.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Student or something. Would be my guess. He just disappeared,
He's out of there. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Maybe he went and commented suicide in the middle of
the woods or something.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I don't know, but I guess we'll find out at.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Some point and find the entertainment news for you. Do
you remember Tara Reid, the hot blonde chick who then
had kind of a drinking problem, got really really skinny,
yes and no unhealthy and was always like falling out
of bars and really in the news a lot for
her behavior in her drinking.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, she's back in the news.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
She was spotted leaving a hotel bar in Chicago on
a stretcher. TMZ got video of her in the hotel
lobby shortly after midnight.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
She was completely wasted. She was unable to stand, barely coherent.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
At first, a lot of people tried to get her
into a wheelchair that she slid off of it, so
then they put her on the stretcher.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
And she claims she was drugged.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, I don't think she was drugged.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
She was told TMZ she only ordered one drink that night,
but went out for a smoke break before it was done,
and she came back and finished it.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
And the next thing she knew, she was in the hospital.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Her rep issued a statement saying that she was filed
a police report and added that Tara or does everyone
to be careful, watch your drinks and never leave them unattended.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Ridiculous, because she's utterly ridiculous that she claims that she
was drugged.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I have video of this from TMZ.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Let me see if I could pull the so up
here here it is from TMZ, and I don't know
if there's I haven't listened to the audio, but there's
there's there. She is so she's they're bringing a wheelchair over.
This dude is holding her up and now they're going
to try and get her in this wheelchair. She's like,
leave me alone. First of all, uh, she was not drugged.
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If if if if she were drugged, why would her
hair look like this. She's completely on kempt. She obviously
is out of her gord. I mean, look at this,
Look at her hair. You think she's like, oh, I
just went down to the bar for a drink. Nobody
will go out in public like this. I look like
that with my serious look at this.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
She's got a bit.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
She completely out of it.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They put her in a wheelchair and then there I
guess this is a security guy.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
This is a hotel in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
The security guy, I think is going to take her
to her room. But at some point somebody goes, this
chick is out of her mind. They had to get
the paramedics to come.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
In and I would take her to the hospital at
the hotel because remember that last guy that was wasted.
They dragged him through the hotel lobby and he jumped
off the mountain.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh that's no, no, this is oh yeah, that's Jeffrey.
Oh weekend at Jeffrey's there. And then eventually Tara Reid
gets this is her Like they're trying to get her
in this wheelchair and she's just purposely sliding off because
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she's so wasted. And then eventually they get her up
in the seat. And then finally you'll see that the
paramedics come in and take her in one of those
big ass wheeled stretcher things like, I mean, just what
she must think we're stupid. Oh yeah, she was drugged.
Someone slipped a drug into her into her drink. And
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then while they did that, when she came back and
she was out of it, they made her hair. They
took their hands and messed up her hair like that.
This is so ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Have you ever been that?
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yes, yes, yes I have.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
You haven't not that waste?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh my god. Oh, I mean a few times in
my life and it's.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Not fun, like you're having a good time, and then
it's yeah, and it's weird because even as wasted as
you are, there's still like a few molecules of your
brain that are still thinking in a way properly going,
Oh my god, I am really really wasted, but you
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have no control over what still could probably have won more, no,
I know, Oh man, I now I can remember one
time I went It was my birthday and we went
out to this bar I was. I was living in Knoxville, Tennessee,
and they took me out for my birthday. I think
it was twenty four or something. I don't remember how
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old I was. And I got off the I think
the bars closed it too, but I got off the air.
I think I was working until midnight there, so I
had a lot of catching up to do after I
got off work, and so they were buying me shots,
oatmeal cookie shots. I'll remember. I remember that tasted like
actual oatmeal cookies. I got so wasted so fast, and
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I remember going into the bathroom at this bar they
were they were getting ready to close, and you know,
I'm kind of a germ freak. You know, I don't
like germs. I got so wasted and I knew that
the bar. I'm like, I can't get home, I can't.
What am I gonna do? And I just went into
the bathroom and I laid down on the floor to
go to sleep. And I assumed what kind of bathroom public?
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This was the public bas bathroom in the bar. Yeah,
I assumed. I go, they're just going to you know,
if the bar's closing, So just gonna They're just gonna
leave me in here and then I'll sleep this off
and in the morning, I will, you know, get up
and walk out of the bathroom once they open up.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
This is my mindset.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Once they open up, I'll just come out of the
bathroom like I was the first customer or whatever, and
just and then I'll leave. But they didn't really work
out because security found me and then they took me
out into the parking lot and I was laying in
the middle of the parking lot. Dam and it was,
oh my god, just a disaster. So yes, I have
been there or as I'm sorry. Someone drugged me on
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my twenty fourth birthday at a bar in Knoxville.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
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Speaker 2 (18:00):
All right, I have to do an odometer check on everybody, Jeffrey,
are you sticking around?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Are you leaving? What's the story here?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Waiting for a text of my boss to see if
I have that permission.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
I did text him at the last commercial break, okay,
because I let him know that there's going to be
I guess no show tomorrow, and if I don't have
any like.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Time critical deliveries today, I think he might have some
time critical delivery. Who knows what you have going on?
So stick around during the break. How about that. Let
me take a break, we'll come back. You can at
least stick around a little bit while a little while longer.
We'll do an O dometer check. We've been keeping track
of how much everyone on the show drives. Crystal is
going to visit this boyfriend of hers like ten times
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a day, like driving two hours each way, So she
would normally, I would say, easily drive the furthest I.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Don't think she's proud of that fact.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
But Jeffrey might have her beat because he just drives
randomly to other states to go get lunch.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
He drives all over the place.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
It didn't take you took a road trip to Rochester
as well, Right, that's correct, So that added some miles.
He has to be in the lead with most miles driven.
But you're kind of shaking your head, Charlie, you think
it's going to be a lot closer than I think
his two to three big road trips he took. Ye
Crystal doing that every day some I think she's in
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a car way more than we even know. It's a constant.
I think she's driving. I think she's probably in the
car two hours, two to three hours a day. Oh
my god, wouldn't you say not.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
All no, no, But I do.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
I probably do go to the store and do more
things than guys do with the store.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Isn't that like a mile from your Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
But even though even if it's not the boyfriend's go
to pick up her daughter, that's quite a drive. That's
a that's a good distance.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
I think I only had to do that twice though
throughout months.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, we're going to find out what we do?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
She do you have the starting odometers of where we
all started and how long ago has been?
Speaker 3 (20:01):
A month?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I think it's been.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
About a month, little more, a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Okay, you have.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
The starting mileage and then we'll show you the actual mileage. Oh,
this will be interesting. You're right, Jeffrey does take h
Who do you think is going to be higher, Crystal
or Jeffrey? What's your guess, Charlie? And the only way
that Jeffrey's going to possibly beat her is he went
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to Rochester. Yeah, I'm gonna say Jeffrey because he went
to Rochester. He also went to Toledo. And I think
we're only getting a few of those that we hear about.
I think he's driving all over. I think he's going
to be the most mileage. I was gone, so I
wasn't driving for a week or two, so I think
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that that's I'm going to be probably the lowest would
be my guess. So we'll get the first day we
did it. Do you have the date of that day? Us?
What was my starting one? I I can tell you
the date because I had ten twenty two? Is the
first day October? October twenty second, was the first date.
So it's been a month, all right, We'll see how
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Speaker 2 (22:29):
So you think that Christmaal is driving more than Jeffrey,
which would be an amazing feat and absolutely incredible feats.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Jeffrey drives more.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Miles than anybody I've ever met my entire life. He
loves to drive. I think it gives him a sense
of freedom. You just really enjoy driving, don't you. Jeffrey
depends on rober driving too. I don't think so. He
just likes to good in mind that we don't feel
like a big boy. I think so. I think you're right,
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nothing wrong with that, That's fine. I don't I don't
mind driving personally. I don't go out of my way
to like, oh.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I want to drive six hours, but he does.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You have to remember on his way home from Rochester
it was a five hour trip and he turned into
a thirteen hour trip. No person would ever do now
because you want to get home, right, the trip is over,
let's head home.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, you want to go from trip to home?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You don't.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
The journey for me is not the fun.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Part unless you love driving. Yeah, so he loves driving.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
Mary Elizabeth just seems to not like the freeway. She's
just likes taking like a main road or something like
a US highway or state right, but you're also the
one behind the wheel. So you remember how I had to
tell my wife I'm the boss. Yeah, but it was
outside that with your life, there's a balance, that there's
a balance happy life, happy happy wife, happy life. Oh yeah,
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so you're thrilled you're happy or okay, I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
I was coming in there has such a good mood.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
But I tell.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
Uh, so we try to compromise, like take the freeway
getting there because we need to get, you know, to
get to our destination. But then she likes to take
the scenic Rex. For some reason, she's always liked the
idea like being able to drive through all these like
little small towns they ever hear about. And it's kind
of interesting, you know, you drive through like you know,
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big town, small town, even a little village.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I was thinking about this that now I'm changing my answer.
I was gonna I don't know, this is gonna be
I think this is gonna be real tight. Crystal versus Jeffrey,
who's driving the most, and prior to just going back,
going to Rochester and back, I was gonna say Crystal
drives more, but now remembering that he drove so far
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out of the way on the way home and turned
it into a thirteen hour trip, that might tilt the
scales towards Jeffrey being the most mileage. So I'm going
to say it's very close, though I'm still gonna stick
with Crystal. I think she cannot stay away from this
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boyfriend to hers and she will drive to the ends
of the earth. I think she doesn't really highlight how
frequently she does this, or how far she.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Drives, or how the thirsty she is for this guy.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
And so I'm gonna I'm gonna say she's driven the
most because I personally would never in my life if
I if my girlfriend lived an hour away, there's no
way to spend the night at her house. If I
had to work in the morning and drive an hour
more than an hour in the morning, She'll sometimes she'll
drive home and go home and then drive.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Then it turns it into a whole thing. She've at
three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, So like I would never,
I'd maybe try that once time ago. That ruined my
entire day. The entire day is ruined. If I'm waking
up two hours before work to just to drive. So yeah,
so I'm gonna say Crystal has driven the mouse.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Dougie, you don't have a picture because you're driving a
different vehicle.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Correct? Okay, all right, Snitzer, let me see a picture. Snitzer.
I don't think. I don't think this guy's driving too
many miles. He doesn't want to. He doesn't want to
contribute to global warming. He doesn't want to kill bugs
with his windshield on the highway. So I think he's
trying to leave as minimal of a carbon footprint as possible.
(26:28):
So I'm going to say that he drives the least. Snitzer,
what is your well, what was he when we started.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Dougie, Well, I've got two numbers. I've got the very
different the starting that's so October twenty second, Snitzer was
thirty three thousand, eight hundred.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
And eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Okay, let's see what Snitzer is today. He is thirty
four thousand, nine hundred and nine. So he has driven
oney twenty miles.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
A month. That's not a lot. That is monimual.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Why is it more? Did you take a road trip?
It might have, I don't know, but ten ten a
year is my normal.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Ten thousand miles a year. Wow, that's not a lot.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
And what's the average for most drivers between twelve and fifteen.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's ay, fifteen thousand a year would be? Would be
my guest, Douji? So are you gonna keep track of
this for me? Yep? What was Schnitzer's oneenty twenty? Got
it all right? Let's go to mister chocolate Charlie. Uh,
he started at.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
What five thousand, three hundred and eighteen, Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:40):
And what is his mileage today?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Where is it? Seven? Oh? My good, seven thousand, four
hundred and sixty four miles. He's driven more than double
what Snitzer has driven, two thousand, one hundred and forty
six miles. Explain this, Charlie, what uh it seems high?
Just driving around a lot? Have you gone on any
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road trips?
Speaker 9 (28:09):
Nothing?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
None in the least month. No gotta just driving around,
driving around a lot, lot, running errands.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
He's got a lot of appearances. He's been doing a yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Riving around Circle K in Kentucky. He's appearing in the noon.
Today's an act we love asit an akron? All right,
So he'said two thou hundred and forty six miles. Let's
go to well, let's go to me, Rover. What did
I start at?
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Rover?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Started at four thousand, seven and thirty six, all.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Right, forty seven thirty six? And what am I today?
Five thousand, seven hundred forty six miles? So I have
driven one thousand and ten miles slightly.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Less than Snitzer.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
How was that possible because you were gone for a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah, I don't imagine that.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
He probably a lot would Yeah, I would have driven
quite a bit. I guess quite a bit more.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Sister in law, driving your car when you were gone.
I'm gonna have to question. I'm going to have to
interrogate some people. What's going on? Oh? I know they
took it to go get the windshield replaced. Maybe they
were driving it. It was like Ferris Bueller's day off.
Perhaps I run it backwards. Okay, let's go to Crystal.
(29:35):
What did she start with? Eighty six thousand, eight hundred
and thirty nine miles eighty six eight thirty nine and
what is she today?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Eighty eight thousand, eight hundred and fourteen one thousand, nine
hundred and seventy five miles. She's driven less than Harley
now something something's very fishy about this. What's the number again?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
One doesn't what one?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Nine hundred and seventy five miles? Wow? Under two thousand miles, Charlie,
if I remember you were just over slightly over two six.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Do you take the station van when you go to
our background and stuff?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah, so that kind of.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
That expended to set them up, and I have to
take all the equipment that.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Explains a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Are you taking the station van to your boyfriend's house? No, Ever,
if the van's a rocking okay.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
It usually doesn't make sense because I have to still
go home and let my dog out.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
My dog's at my house.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So I remember when I first got into radio, that
was the coolest thing. I would drive the station van
and I just thought that was so cool. And then
occasionally I would be allowed to take the station van
home because I would have to leave, like you know,
in the grunt work, to just set up some something,
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some appearance for somebody like a cop five o'clock in
the morning. Cops could sometimes take their color off. Everybody
knows I'm sweet now, yeah, I'm like, oh cool. My
neighbors will be like, oh, he must be like cool.
He must be on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
I would get out of the van and people would
think I was Dougie.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh yeah all the time.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Do you know do you think Doogie's driving this WMMS
cargo van to appearances?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You should have just totally gone with it. And you're
a real bitch down too. Get away from me. You're
not rich enough to talk to me. Yeah, oosers, let's
see here. That means that only Jeffrey remains now. I
think this really skews our opinion. I can't change my
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guests now. But there's no way that Jeffrey has driven
less than Crystal. Absolutely impossible that he's driven unless than
Crystal over the past month.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
What did he start with? Mileage wise?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Dog?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
He Jeffrey started with one hundred and ninety one thousand,
nine hundred and eighty miles one ninety one nine eighty
wow one hundred.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
When he bought that car, it only had twenty thousand
miles on it.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
Okay, I bet you he's that's an accurate car.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Had one hundred twenty thousand, two hundred ninety miles on
one mot as so they had a twenty rae Okay,
one hundred all right, so.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
One ninety one, ninety eighty what is he today?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
One hundred and ninety four thousand, five hundred twenty one Jesus.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
That means he, over the past.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Month has driven two thousand, five hundred forty one miles
the mouse miles on anyone on the show, beating even
Chocolate Charlie twenty five forty one.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
That's up tough.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
So if you were to do that over the course
of a year, let me just multiply that by twelve.
Oh my goodness, that's a ta It doesn't seem like
it's that much. You go, oh, twenty five hundred some
miles in a month. But if you were to multiply
that by twelve, that's thirty thousand, five hundred miles. Thirty
(33:18):
thousand miles I usually give you. Is that ten to
twelve fifteen? Yeah, double double.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Any lease.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You can never lease a vehicle, he would know he could.
You imagine how much he would have to pay when
he turns in and lease fi cents a mile times
fifteen thousand just easy. Wait, hold on per year over
the course of a three year lease. Let's just say
so that's per year, it's an extra three thousand seven
(33:49):
hundred and fifty and three year lease. Ooh, eleven two
hundred and fifty dollars, Oh my god, extra don't ever lease? Well,
he would lease a ten thousand dollars car and then
have to pay a loon payment of eleven thousand at
the end.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
That's why I'm glad I own my car, lockstock and
drive shaft for that reason.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
So thirty more than thirty thousand miles annually is what
he's on pace for. All right, Well, I'm I'm a
little surprised by those numbers. Crystal has driven less than
I thought, but Jeffrey is driven a little more than
I thought. So we'll see. Maybe we'll just keep track
(34:30):
if maybe we don't need to do this every month,
but maybe next October October twenty twenty six, let's what
do you think that will all have the same cars?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I will definitely have the same I will I will
for sure. Do you think Jeffrey will have the same car?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Now?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Twenty does he get eighty five percent? He gets a
tax refund, and so all the people come out of
the woodwork. At that point where all the repairs, will
he do a re pair or will he buy a
new car, or will he again buy a new cell phone,
which he seems to do.
Speaker 10 (35:06):
I placed every part on the car is at the
same technically, yeah, almost like they should reset your odometer
once you completely rebuild the car.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Do you remember the sham Wold guy?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Do you are those commercials?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Do you remember these infomercials that they would have the
sham Wold Guy? Those did slap chop? Right?
Speaker 6 (35:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Correct? Yeah? Oh man. I don't know if it was
just me being younger or what, but I would watch
those infomercials and I would want to buy those. In fact,
I think I actually did buy the slap chop. Is
that the thing that was like a big button and
you would push down on it he chop his nuts.
Go look at chop my nuts? Yeah, and and you
(35:50):
would just go, He'd just go, and you'd have perfectly
diced onions or whatever.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
Now what the world would I I didn't cook?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Why was I buying this? I have no idea, but man,
that guy could sell anything, The shambowd Guy and those shammies.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Slapping your troubles away with a slap chop.
Speaker 11 (36:07):
And look here's a potato one slap you got pig
chunks for stows.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Who slaps home.
Speaker 11 (36:11):
Fries in a second and look at this would add
a mushroom. The more you do it find you get
you have to sweitch any brains. You love salad, you
hate making it. Take the stringy cellary, take the carrots salad.
Call of pizza too well, once in a while, hit
the veggies in doing on the top of the pizza.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
This tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna. Stop
having a boring life. Here's a hard balled egg.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
One chop.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
You add the pickle, you add the greed on you,
and then what you can do. You can mix things together.
You can add the ham. You don't have time to
make breakfast. You're gonna have an exciting life. Now they're
gonna try to do with dollar for toppings at the
ice cream stores.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
A mangooke.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
You can do everything in the cover.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
It's so easy. One finger. Kids can do it.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
They're gonna charge you with dollar for toppings at the
ice cream stores?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
What about fruit? Put a mango? Look, well, you.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Also made a move, right, I think he wasn't a movie.
Well he made a movie. Well recall see wait.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
He tricked a bunch of people into being into a movie. Oh,
it was some sort of scheme that he had. I
think it was called Movie forty three. I think that's him.
And it was one of the worst movies that ever made,
and it had all these stars in it. Uh was
it him? What's the seamewow's guy's name?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
He has got a weird name.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
It's something like Schwomo, Vince Offer, Vince Schwomo I think
is his name.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Maybe he wasn't in Shwomy.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Well Vince, Okay, all right, maybe that wasn't him, for
off e Er is his first name, but he kind
of goes by Vince. It's his middle name, Offer, Vince Shwomy. Anyway,
he was involved in a scandal. I saw him in
the news yesterday and he is. He made an announcement
he's got a new career path. Well he's not doing
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those infomercials anymore, because if you'll recall, he was involved
in a scandal about ten years ago, roughly ten or
fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I don't remember exactly when, and I had to look
it up. I go, what did he do?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Why was it? I remember he did something crazy and
there was some sort of scandal and he was kicked
out of those infomercials and everything.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I go, oh, I had to refresh my memory yesterday.
So I'm going to tell you what he is a
refresh your memory on that in case you don't remember,
but I will also tell you what he is up
to now. He has a new career path that he
has chosen to embark on, and I'm curious what you
think about that. We'll be right back on Rover's morning glory.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Hang on,