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October 21, 2025 40 mins
Bankruptcy box inspection. Edging. Kristen Bell is under fire for her anniversary post. Will Charlie marry Christa before she turns 40? Former Google CEO, Eric Schmidt, has been accused of stalking, abuse, and digital surveillance of his ex-mistress.  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Due to the stupidity of the following program, listener discretion
is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Super stupid.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Now back to a rovers morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Jussy is coming up in just a moment the news.
What do you have on the way, dog?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm going to tell you about a possible mass shooting
and Thori said that they stop this. Where was it
and how did they stop it? I'll tell you that story. Also,
I know you get the winter.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Blues, Rover.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I hate the winter.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, I'm going to tell you what you can do
to kind of make yourself feel better.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Finish bankruptcy box and spend the winter in nice warm weather.
Good luck. Are they done yet?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
What's the update.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You went over the weekend. You had to redo that switch,
but you said once they passed that inspection three days. Well,
they didn't pass the inspection, so they have to recall
the inspection exact if they do a couple of things,
I don't know. I think it's probably sometime maybe next

(01:03):
week or something. I don't know. I don't know if
inspector takes the months to show up. No, speaking of
that guy that left the kid in the car, here's
a little bit more of the body. Can of this
because this is weird this guy. Charlie, You're right, this
guy's behavior is weird. So the cops to come in here,
sit down, have a seat because here the first responders

(01:26):
we were on sto. So he's sitting on a piano
bench and then here's what he says, listen to this.
He's sitting on a piano bench. Then he has to
get up listen. So I can't be saying now I
have sciatica pain, so I can't be sitting down. Wasn't

(01:49):
he just sitting down the entire time while his kid
was in that car playing PlayStation.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Then the kid is They tell him that the kid
is in just a little bit here. She's like, I'm like, oh,

(02:20):
I can't out.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Is that the baby right there?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, It's like, I just got to get out of here.
And then he goes so his kid has just dyed.
He gets a glass out of the cupboard and starts
getting himself a drink of water out of the fridge here.
Isn't that totally bizarre? I mean, I know we've seen
people with and I'm sure this goes on and on

(02:46):
and on. I guess his behavior is pretty strange Charlie
according to you. But uh well, also when he tries
to go take a shower in the middle of all
this and they tell him you can't take a shower,
and he goes, I'm showering in front of you no
matter what, and they're like, you can't do that. When
does this happen? I mean soon? He's like, cool, I'm

(03:06):
just gonna shower. Then I need the shower before I
go to the hospital and see my wife. Yeah, right
around here, okay, stand by here it is.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I thought his wife was there. All right, I didn't
do anything, he said, we will.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Keep you updated with everyone.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Family.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
My whole family is gonna be growing. He goes in
the closet here, turns on the light, takes off flip.
So we can't let you do that right now.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
We have to stand by with you.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, as soon as you can. We'll let you know.
You can stay in the room if you want, but
I'm gonna rinse off for you. But the quicker we
get this sun and finish up as soon as you
can be with your wife, all right, So who are
not going to shower anyfore? And who has to rinse?

(04:03):
Your kid is at the hospital. After you've left her
in the car, you have to rinse off and take
a shower. I love to take showers. I take multiple
showers a day, But in an emergency situation like that,
I don't think so. I don't understand why they please.
I don't understand why. I try to explaining that to you.

(04:25):
We just need to stand Why can't I take your
shower while you stand by?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
What is they should? You think they should? Just somebody
suggests they should put this guy in a car, leave
them out there in the Arizona heat next summer. Well,
the doors shut. Well, and that's how you execute this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Why I would want to go be at the hospital?
Are they keeping him from going to the hospital like
I would have left already.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. I think
keeping him from the hospital. I don't know that. No tears, No,
he says, they crying, just like everybody in all these situations. Terrible, Uji,
Are you ready for the Yeah? There we go.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
On rovers morning glory.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
The president is hopeful that a trade deal can be
struck with China. President Trump and the Chinese president he
Jean Ping. They're set to meet later this month. In
South Korea. Now, this is the twenty first.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Of noveminer so it's supposed to happen next week.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I believe we're supposed to put another one hundred percent
tariff on Chinese good November first. Correct. I don't know
how many hundreds of percentage points were.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Up now, but yes, yesterday at the White House, the
President again said that the US has been treated very
unfairly by the Chinese when it comes to trade and tariffs.
And Trump threatened that new one hundred percent hike on
the imports from China when the pause on reciprocal tariffs
between the two countries ends in November. So he is
going to apparently meet with the president China, Yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Please.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
In Atlanta say they stopped a mass shooting at Hartsfield
Jackson Atlanta International Airport yesterday after a man's family warned
them he was planning to attack the airport. Billy Cagle
was arrested after officers found an AR fifteen rifle with
twenty seven rounds of ammunition in his truck parked right
outside the airport. The police chief said those twenty seven

(06:22):
rounds could have been fired inside, and Caagle's family called
the police, saying he was live streaming his plans on
social media and headed to the airport to shoot it up.
Security videos showed Cagle entering the busy South terminal.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
It was nine to twenty nine am, which.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Was eleven minutes before police alerted Atlanta authorities, so that
was right on the like oooh, really really fast. Police
said he appeared very interested in the TSA check in area,
and officers found and arrested him at nine point fifty four.
He was not carrying weapons at the time, but police
later found the rifle in his truck. Egle face his

(07:00):
charges including terroristic threats, criminal attempt to commit, aggravated assault,
and fire arms violations.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well, I give the family credit here that they have
a lunatic on their hands and they alerted the police
and the authorities, because we've seen so many times where
these mass shootings have been perpetrated and the families did
absolutely nothing with all the red flags. Oh, sure, Timmy
is collecting eight thousand rounds of ammunition, that's completely normal.

(07:28):
And oh Timmy as a book saying he's going to
kill all his classmates and all this. We just thought
it was normal teenage stuff. But in this case, the
family did the right thing, which I understand is difficult
to do because even if you have a lunatic family member,
you don't want them to You want them to get help,
but you don't want them to get in trouble and
be locked up for twenty five years. But you have

(07:51):
an obligation to alert authorities when he says I'm going
to go to the airport and walk in and start
mowing people down. Thank god they did this. They could
have averted a disaster.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Daniel Narridski, an American chess grand master.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
We've talked about this guy before.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
He attracted a massive online following through his livestream play
and teachings, has died.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
He was only twenty nine years old.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
The Charlotte Chess Center is a chess academy in Charlotte,
North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
That's where Daniel served as a head coach.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
They announced his death in a statement on social media yesterday,
and the announcement did not include a cause of death
or say where he died.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I wonder what this is all about. So twenty nine
years old, Yeah, I mean he got suicide or drugs.
It's going to be one or the other. If you're
twenty nine. It has to be.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, So a new
sud I ever watching that chess show?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
What was that on Netflix? The Gambit? It was a
pretty damn good show, interesting, very very good. You'd think
a show about chess is going to be boring as
all hell, but that was good. Go on there.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
A new study is out on the safest cities in
the United States, and I'm going to give you the
top three safest cities in America. Third place Burlington, Vermont,
Second place, I lived here, Overland Park, Kansas, Okay. First place, Warwick,

(09:17):
Rhode Island. That is the safest city in America. All right,
how about the least safest cities?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Okay, let me think the least. Memphis has got to
be on the list.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
You lived in another one.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
No, the New Orleans has to be on the list.
Cleveland is probably not at the bottom of the list,
but it's it's probably about fifteen or so from the bottom.
I guess what do we have. Give me give me
the least.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Safe it goes one hundred and eightieth was Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
One hundred and eighty first place, Memphis, Tennessee.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
And then your favorite city.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Living in New Orleans, that was the least safest city.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Man, clean, I hate that place.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
No offense to the people who lived there, but it
was awful. I mean it just sucked. It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Cleveland was one hundred and seventy third on the list.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
All right, so this is for you.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Were over.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
A study at San Diego State found people who have
winter blues don't like the winter. They get crabby, they
get grouchy and all of that stuff. All you need
to do to help your mental and physical health drink
warm drinks. You have fewer issues with depression and insomnia.
People who drank a lot of hot beverages in winter

(10:36):
tended to have the fewer issues.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
So maybe some hot tea.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Some hot chocolate, hot cider.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I don't like coffee. I've never had coffee, but who
I've been.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Drinking hot cider lately.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
It is so yummy when it's cold out, really really good.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
So they say that the drink warm thing, and that
curious you.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Okay, it makes you feel way better.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
And then finally, the Toronto Blue dayser headed back to
the World Series for the first time in more than
three decades. After edging the Seattle Mariners four to three
last night in Game seven?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
There edging? Can you believe it? Edg edging out? I
think not edging edging. Edging is a different thing. I
ask Krystal about that. She knows what edging is.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I'm good, okay, after edging out the Seattle is it dirty?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay? It's me.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
I'm scared edging out the Seattle Mariners four to three
last night Game seven of the American League Championship Series.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
So the Blue Jays will.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Now face the National League champion Los Angeles Dodgers when
the Fall Classic begins on Friday.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
And the Mariners are the only team to not ever
be in the series ever. Well, yeah, I don't know
the answer to that. I couldn't. I'm not a baseball historian.
I will go to my history expert over here. Mister Laroque,
what are we talking about? Sleep?

Speaker 6 (11:58):
No, I don't think the Marriers river in the World
Series to my knowledge. I mean, I'm not that eligible
what sports, But I don't think the Mariners.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Everybody know that. I just think it's to the MLB's
big show. I know the Indians have several times.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
What the only time they won forty eight and fifty
four and I was a But you were also in
the series in the Net during the nineties.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
There you go, that's the sizzy on Rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
There's a place where the rang content flows like water
and the streets are paved with skid mark.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Is it Heaven? No, it's better. It's RMG plus. Sign
up now at roverradio dot com. I don't have the
patience for what or she was describing edging. I what
is it? Who's into this? I don't understand this. This
is basically getting right up staying in a constant state

(12:51):
of near orgasm but not actually orgasm.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Anytime I've ever tried to go over the line on it,
that feels, you know, feels really just blon. No, I'm like,
who who would enjoy that? I I don't. You kind
of always have to, Yeah, I'm always girls longer. Yeah,
so I'm always attempting to try. Every time. It's an

(13:17):
attempt at the edge every time. It's a failure every time. Yeah.
But I think if you're a true edger like hours
or whatever they do. Yeah, I think at the end
you're supposed to really pay off. I don't know who's
way Like somebody said that that guy with the kid
who left left the kid out in the car and
he's watching foreign inside, he must be gooning. Give me

(13:39):
the definition of gooning again, Charlie, non stop, just going
for it. But you're edging right, like you're well. Last
time we talked about it, people were saying, no, you
you finish, and you just restart, finish, restart, finished, restart,
and other people are saying, no, it's edging. So I
don't know. So some people. I get it. If you're

(13:59):
with a chick, you want to last a little bit longer.
But if you're by yourself, I'm ready to go as
quickly as possible. Who needs the extra time? Just you know,
the the the goal is the orgasm, not the point
of getting up to that. I'm not trying to impress
anybody at that point.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Oh you're just but there's not never a day that
you just you're just enjoying yourself and then you're all, yeah,
you don't want to Actually.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
It's the end, yes, exactly. Now, if I could prolong
the orgasm, if there was a way to do that
all day, I'm all for it. I've got to take
a break. We'll be right back on Rovery's Morning Glory.
Hang on, Cake, I'm good. Too bad she's only got
one kid, though. You try pushing that thing.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Now back to Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
And there's somebody that says, if the edge yourself, because
you clear out the pipes that way, once you finally release.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh, so kind of everyone's backed up and then okay,
I don't know if that makes sense, but I'm not
against it. That's the work for you, now, Ryan asked
the edge. He says, because every time his wife has
an orgasm, it can strict so much that it expels
him just oh gives birth to his schlog basically, and

(15:36):
he has to sit there and wait a few seconds
before he can start back up again. He says, it
happens over and over again. But one bonus to this
is that once you finally do climax, it is an explosion.

(15:57):
But I know that about Ryan, and Mark says, if
there was a way to stimulate your your brain's pleasure
center so that you would orgasm and as many times
as you wanted, would you sure? Why not? I mean,
if you could somehow? Now could you in this theoretical

(16:22):
hypothetical scenario. Would you also be able to control any
sort of excretion as well, meaning that you could turn
that off? Because if you could, you know, there's a oh,
cleanup process involved there. You don't want to mess around
with that. But if you could just hit a button
or something, or maybe have like a trigger point on

(16:43):
your hand, the back of your hand, every time you
press that it makes you orgasm, I'd just be sitting
there tapping that sucker all day long, right, Why not
at work? At home? Driving NonStop? Absolutely? Would you, guys?
I'd assume it wear out eventually, like it wouldn't be
as fun. No, this is like, I mean Heroin they

(17:07):
you know, they it's exactly what they mentioned that the
first time is fun and then afterwards they're chasing the eye.
That's exactly one of the worst examples you could have used.
I don't know. It just seems like maybe you're right, maybe,
or maybe you just have to control it and you
only do it every few days or something. I mean,

(17:28):
i'd be pressing that then, but I think I think
you don't end up overdoing it and it's not fun
and what's the point of living. There's a Kristen Bell
posted something she's celebrating her I think it's a twelfth
wedding anniversary. She's married to what's the guy's name that
she's married to, Dag Shepherd, that's right. Okay, So she

(17:50):
posted something on Instagram and Jesus Christ, people are so sensitive,
they're so ridiculous. She posts this thing where she's hugging
him on Instagram and then she writes happy twelfth the
wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me, quote,
I would never kill you. A lot of men have
killed their wives at a certain point, even though I'm
heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
She's get a lot of heat for this.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
This is not funny, and I guess it is. This
month is domestic violence Awareness month, Yes, October, Yeah, and
so oh. People are very upset about this, saying that
she's unbelievably tone deaf to caption the photo that way
during domestic violence Awareness Month. Another person says, pleased, don't

(18:37):
joke about domestic violence. Keep in mind, it's something that
many real people suffer from on a daily basis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
we get it. But it's very obvious that this is
a lighthearted joke.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
It's not funny.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I don't see anything wrong with this. You am break seriously, you.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Don't ever think about anyone other than yourself.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
No, I'm not up to you and not tight. They
are extremely uptight. If you think this is an issue,
it's not.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
It's it might be a funny inside joke between your husband,
that's great, but to publicly post that it just I
think it's tacky, insensitive.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
People are really upset.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
So if I people could be upset, but screw them.
They're not the ones married to the guy. They're not
the ones you know over yourself. There's a backlash as.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
He's already I think I saw that she's already.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Don't apologize if she if her, don't apologize. Stop apologizing
everyone doing something. How can any one person wrote? How
can any self respecting woman stay with a man who
jokes like that? I'm not even a serious person, but
that would have me leaving so fast your head would spin. No,
it wouldn't. You would you just take it in stride

(19:57):
as a joke because you were there when the guy
said that, and you realize it was a joke. Do
you guys find this to be the post it to
she's the one. Yes, they both don't care exactly, they
both who cares for medians. People are claiming that she
should have you know that this was a red flag
that she should have left this guy, and oh my god,

(20:19):
it's so terrible because real people are getting killed by
their husbands. Hey, yeah, I'm sure he.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Is sensitive to that actual subject.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
But you can make a joke about something that sometimes
is a little heavier conversation.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
She's a comedian comedy, Yeah, well she does a lot
of different things, so she's not a comedian where they
get that pass. And she did limit her Instagram comments
because people.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Because as are just bothering her.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
They don't have any boyfriends or husbands because yes, because
everything they say, Oh that triggered me.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
So people that have been beat up domestic abuse, they're.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Lonely and losers.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
No, the people that are complaining.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'm not alone, and I'm not a loser very alone. No,
I'm not. I would rather be.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I am not sit there in your stupid little worlds
and think that you guys have the best lives.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Ever. That's great you are.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
You're sitting there saying because you have somebody that you'll
never marry that you're in a better situation than I am,
and that's that's your issue, and that's your situation.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Works for him. He doesn't want to be imagined.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Don't criticize me that I'm going to marry.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
You get over it.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
And I'm lonely and I'm alone and a loser. I'm not.
I'm not alone just because I'm not dating. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't mean that I'm alone.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Definition of being alone. Yes, she was not alone.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I have a lot of people in my life.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
But no, youhip doesn't matter. What are you talking about?
My wife?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
That's begging you to always go out and have dinner,
That to me is a.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Loneliness begging for a lot of things from me.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Believe me.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I know she's probably not so. I just think that
this is very tone depth for her.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
To post this. I'm bad, Okay, shut up.

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Now what if she just innocently didn't know it's Domestic
violence month?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
She's yeah, there's so much. How would you know all
these things?

Speaker 7 (22:25):
I have to look up what holiday is it before
I post anything to upset somebody else.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's my social media.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
But now I have to be constantly worried about what
everybody else thinks. I don't care. I'm posting it. If
I think it's funny, I'm posting it. If I like it,
I'm sharing it. You don't have to follow me.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
It is weird. I guess that people share so much
and post so much on social media, Like, I don't know,
do you really have to do this? Like, I don't know.
I'm just not into that. Should I be? Should I
like every anniversary with my wife? Should I be posting
a picture of her?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Tell her that you love I think I got it
starting it's.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Been a number of years since I married this beautiful
woman who's the light of my life. The same thing,
but on the air.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, but he doesn't say that on the air, as he.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Mentions every anniversary, every birthday is everyone.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
He's didn't get her anything, He's gonna get.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
In trouble, and he won't make dinner reservations. That's what
he talks about and doesn't say how lucky he.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Is before kidding me. I always talk about how she's
so vindictive, isn't she She's just so nasty, nasty, so jealous.
You're oozing jealousy.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I'm not oozing anything.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
You wish I was now, speaking of marriage, how old
is your girlfriend? And you're how old Charlie? You're forty? Right? Okay?
How old is your girlfriend? Thirty eight? Thirty nine?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Which is it?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Wait a second? Is old your wife hyphenated? I believe
my wife is thirty eight seven years old?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
She just turned thirty seven or thirty eight?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Doesn't know? I think she's thirty seven? You really both?
She's thirty seven, she's thirty seven. She was born in
nineteen eighty eight. Yeah, thirteen years is that accurate? Hold on?
So what is it today? Twenty twenty five minus nineteen
eighty eight is thirty seven. She's thirty seven years old,
just like I said, See boom, I know my stuff

(24:18):
over here. We've been married for seven years, a little
over seven years now. We just celebrated our our seventh
wedding anniversary in July of this.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
You didn't post anything on social media.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Didn't need to, didn't need to because we're too busy
celebrating our marriage with each other, gazing into each other's
eyes in a warm embrace. Exactly. Good, Well man, did
I clean out those pipes?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Gross?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
She's still trying to wash it off to this day. Now,
your your wife. I'm sorry your girlfriend. I told my
wife something my wife passes along to me. I'm sure
your girlfriend probably has said this to other people or
has said this to you, but she said this to

(25:13):
my wife. She said he needs to marry me before
I turn forty years old because I am not going
to be a forty year old bride, So he has
to we have to get married before the four year
old bride, So she's not going to be a bride
at all, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I did really say that.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, I mean, I think this is a while ago.
This was a few years ago where forty seemed like
really far off in the future and she still had hope. Yeah,
she's like, Jesus, we're definitely going to be engaged and
married by the time I turned forty in five or
six years. But now I was right around the corner.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
That breaks my heart. She loves him so much.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
How do you even know that?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Because I hear it in her voice.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
She does.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
She laughs like she has him on this pedestal, like
he has no idea what he has, Like he is
so lucky that she loves him so much and she
really wants.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
To get married and he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I know, and I think where my wish is not
important because do it for her?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Why are my wish is not important.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Because you don't have a good reason.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Getting married? How about this? Maybe this would satisfy since
we have to do everything for do she had what
she wants? What if prior to Christma's fortieth birthday? What
if we maintain or what if we conduct a civil
union between the two of you, a non binding, non
legally binding thing where the two of you that could

(26:51):
that could happen. Maybe I plant or I do it,
But not with you, guys? Why not with us? We
did it with mister Jeffrey and all the roach we
renewed his vows. We wouldn't. That's it. I don't want
you involved. I don't specifically want anywhere close to it
the way I think guys would be able to come
to the ceremony. But in any way would you be

(27:14):
in charge of anything?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I never would want to you just you've.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Suggested for years, do you want to? But you wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I would never want Yeah. I am an amazing event planner,
but it.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Would cause too much headaches and there'd be a lot
of things that I probably wouldn't want to have happened
that you guys would be like, now we need to
do this is a good idea. Yeah, you should definitely
have a cake in the size of it and it
should look like a big turret or something or whatever.
And I know you guys, and I'm just no, that's ridiculous.
Who would ever want that? Sounds like something you would

(27:47):
actually want to do, like have a wedding cake shape
like a turret. This is something you guys would say,
would if this happened, and then it wouldn't be funny
And I never do that. Know, you guys wouldn't be involved.
You're welcome to probably come.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I'm coming, and I know what you can hire for
your reception.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
The Late Night's Neck.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Oh no, okay, Snitcher's food.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Specifically Snipper is not welcome.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Martin says. Charlie said on the aftermath that he needs
to propose when he has twenty years on the show.
I never said that. That is coming on soon, ask him.
Martin says, You've never said that, So Martin's lying. He's
making this shut find me that clip. I don't think
I said it, and if I did, it was also
probably years ago. Where he's like, I'm never going to

(28:36):
make it so many years on this show, so it
was like the possibility fifteen years ago maybe I said
something like that. I find that pretty hard to believe.
You're backtracking to that alrighty, as you're approaching twenty years
with the show. Now, how long have you actually been
on the show, charl two thousand and eight? All right,
so we have to do the math again for that.
So twenty twenty five minus two eight April first, two

(28:58):
thousand and eight, seven years on the show. It was
still plenty of times, so you have two and a
half years. Yeah, what's the until you are going to
get engaged?

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Wow, that's almost perfect. Timing was when Crystal will be forty?
It is they line up pretty much.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I was talking to somebody I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Back in the day like you. So this guy just
made that up? Huh? I definitely if I said that
on the air, that's possible. Did I make that promise
to her? Never? Did I make that promise to her.
Once it's set on the air, that's set in stone.
I can take that back to hear that clip and again,
it's very possible. But I find that hard to believe. Spencer,

(29:42):
You've been there for every aftermath. Think I said something
like that. Oh yeah you probably did. Okay, I probably did,
all right, said he did say that, and yes it
was years ago. We'll find the clip a virtual I do.
What were you going to say?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
I was talking to somebody about wanting to get married
and all of that, and they're like, you want to
get married at your age?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
And I took great offense to that.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Well, yeah, because it's over. You should be on your
third wedding by now. Really first, shut up? Yeah, like
there was a movie four weddings and a funeral. You
should just have a wedding then your funeral. As I mean, no.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I really didn't take offense.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
You got married. Everbody would be like, oh, this is
a sad think that you're a widower like you.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
I'm going to have a great wedding. I'm going to
have a really I got to find the guy first.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
But I really I don't think that you're too old
to ever have a wedding.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
You know, your first time wedding.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I think that you could get married. Things sure different now,
I guess I suppose people will still talk behind your back. Wow,
so old, But what can you do. Speaking of relationships,
there's a mistress, former mistress now of the ex Google CEO.
Do you know Eric Schmidt? You guys probably have heard

(31:09):
this guy's name. He used to be the CEO of Google.
He was the guy that was brought in when the
two guys what was it Sergey and Larry or something.
I don't remember exactly what their names were, but the
two people who founded Google, they were kind of like nerdy,
dorky dudes, not real business savvy, I suppose more engineer,

(31:32):
tech dorc kind of guys. And when Google, after they've
been around for a while, they realized, Okay, this company
is really growing and taking off. We need an actual,
real CEO that can take us to the next level.
And this guy came in and he absolutely did. He
turned it into it, you know, a huge, huge, huge company.

(31:53):
He has a net worth. Eric Schmidt has a net
worth of forty four point eight billion with a billion dollars.
This guy. Now here's a picture of Eric Schmidt.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
He looks like an older NADS or old phone screener.
Do you see that. I do see an old picture.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I don't see this, do you see that, Charlie, I
don't see this. At all. It went to the eyes.
I guess I see something in the eyes there a
little bit. I No, I don't really see that, but
I do see him. He's seventy one.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
He looks a little like when he was the CEO
of Google, he was very just sort of like stiff
and buttoned up. Like here, his hair is like a
little spiky. He's like, oh, maybe some sort of post
midlife crisis or whatever. But anyways, he's been married for
forty five years to a woman named Wendy Schmidt. Now

(32:54):
they have apparently they have an open mane where that's
his wife there.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Does she know it's open?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
And that's a little bit more of what he kind
of looks like. He's just kind of like a I'm
a business looking dude, you know, kind of stiff. Yeah.
I think she knows because he has had multiple mistresses
and one of them is thirty one years old and
she is accused Eric Schmidt of stalking abuse. And get this,

(33:26):
this is in her lawsuit toxic masculinity. Now, how is
that something you can sue somebody over? Yes, toxic masculinity?
What do you Basically what it boils down to is
this chake is thirty one years old. She somehow got
her hooks into this guy. Her claws into this guy.

(33:47):
She's not really Frankly, she's not that. She's really not
really attract him, and she's Okay, I guess this is
her and the guy coming out of someplace like maybe
six months ago. She looks good there, but if you
see a lot of she kind of has like a
bird face, and so she's not I'm just saying, if you,

(34:09):
if you have forty five billion dollars, you'd have the
best looking chicks in the world, wouldn't you. I mean
the absolute you'd have perfect tens all the time. Any
that's a ten for him, though, now he's forty five
billion dollars. A ten for him is an actual ten. Well,
you have forty five billion dollars. And so she's probably

(34:29):
incredible in bed, just really kinky or whatever, you know.
But she got him. She got this Google CEO to
invest one hundred million dollars in her AI startup company.
Now what her credentials are I don't know, but she
must be really good in the sack. A lot of
people have said this company is a complete joke. She

(34:51):
has no idea what's going on She also lives in
a mansion that he bought. I think the mansion is
worth sixty five million dollars, one of the mansions that
he owns. Do you remember that big mansion that Aaron Spelling,
the producer, the TV producer built and it was like
the world's largest home. You can't remember this thing. You
had this huge, huge mansion. Eric Schmidt bought that, and

(35:16):
she wants he here's Aaron Spelling's mansion, that high one
she wants to She's not living in that mansion. She's
living in a different mansion that Eric Schmidt owns. Maybe
this is a picture of it. It's worth about sixty
five million dollars. She's demanding in this lawsuit that she
remembers she's not his wife or anything. She's just his slut,

(35:38):
his mistress. She's demanding to have soul access to his
sixty five million dollar mansion as part of her lawsuit.
She also filed a domestic violence restraining order against him
back in December, but then she withdrew it three weeks
later after she came to an agreement with him. But
now apparently she goes that's not enough. She claims that

(36:02):
he uses his technical expertise to digitally spy on her.
She says that she cannot have a private phone call
or send a private email without being surveiled. I don't
know if that It just seems a little ridiculous, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I can kind of see where she's coming from, though.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I mean he gets everything that he wants. He's in
an open relationship. He's old, she's very very young. She's
giving him.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I guess you could say the best years of her life.
So she deserves the best years. What she's young, and
what was she doing before.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
She met this guy? Come tell me what was it?
What was her lifestyle? And what are her credentials matter?
What was she doing before she met this guy who's
worth forty five billion dollars? If she was a Hooter's waitress,
she should go back to being a Hooters waitress. She
should think this guy for everything that he gave to her.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
She's the founder of a bunch of companies, So there
is because he gave her the money those companies. Yeah,
that's right, It doesn't matter. She deserves to be given
the money and and.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
The lifestyle because he brought her into that world.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
She also claims that her parents were followed to and
from dinner in Los Angeles by a pair of private investigators.
The cops were called, and then officers questioned the private investigators,
and one said that he worked for a billionaire's private
security detail. And I'm not going to wake the guy up.
They didn't say who it was. By the way, that's
not illegal to follow somebody. And and you know what,

(37:41):
it sounds like they probably need to keep tabs on
you because you keep filing these crazy ass lawsuits against
the guy.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
That's what you get.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah, that's what you get. My takeaway, so give it
to her. She's got her MBA from Columbia Business School.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Oh okay, so she is not a Hooters restaurant girl.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
If you're trying to like Dummer down, she's got it
going on.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
So you want that in your world. She deserves to
be taken care of. That's the price you pay.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
You want to mingle around, and she done your.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Wife in the open relationship you're gonna pay.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
NBA stands for master of blow all right, and pain anyway,
So she's she wants to separate her life from him.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, she claims he doesn't want though.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
She still wants to live in that sixty five million
dollar mansion that he owns would too, I don't want
to be that separate. I want to I want him
to be separate from me, but I want his stuff
to be right next to me. I want to be
in his stuff, his sixty five million dollar mansion. Oh boy,
these guys, they can't they just I guess. I mean,
he's married for forty five years to this old pat,

(38:51):
but you're so degraded. No, I'm not degrading. I'm saying
he's married to her. He can't be satisfied with her.
I guess he has to run around with all these
younger h And at some point, do you get to
be an age where you don't care about that anymore?
Like I get it, hot chicks or hot chicks.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
You have money and you realize you only have so
long to live.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Oh you think that you start screwing more.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Maybe m I think that's what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Don't you get it out of your system? Maybe he
didn't because maybe he was like a nerdy business guy.
And then you know, he started as the CEO of
Google twenty some years ago, and he was probably fifty
when he did that. So maybe that was his great awakening.
Maybe that's when he started cheating on his wife or
something like, got that notoriety. Yeah, like Jeffrey's coming on

(39:39):
this show was Google Schmid going to work for Google.

Speaker 7 (39:42):
I guess he never had the opportunity before.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I just once you you'd think by age seventy one
you'd have it out of your system. But again, you're right,
I don't have forty five billion dollars. I guess if
I have forty five billion, I would. And by the way, no,
if you had forty five billion, why would you even
once you do? Like like Charlie Sheen got all those hookers, remember,

(40:07):
and he's like, you pay him to leave? Basically, when'd
you just do that? If you had forty five billion dollars?
Who would want to have this hassle of hanging out
with this shake and putting up with their stupid demands
and this, that and the other. I forget it.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Speaking of Charlie Sheen documentary, do you see Heidi flies
how rough she looks these days?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
That was sad that whole the prostitution.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
She's a rough life.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, you're right. Everyone in his orbit seems like they
were just all the women, they like they were drugged out,
like they seemed like out of it when they did
these interviews.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Right, Yes, make him look really good.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I've got to take a break. Eight sixty six year
Rover is there number eight six six nine six seven
six eighty three seven. I do have somebody on the
line who has an offer. Tell tell John online one
to hang on for me, Chris, We'll be right back here.
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