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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Rover, there are laws against us, Charlie. I'm morning to
you for sure fan Jeffrey please streaming on Roverradio dot com.
Rovers Morning Glory guys.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Now, we're in Buffalo, New York this morning. We were

(00:55):
here yesterday, we're here today, heading out tonight after the
Bert Chrysler Show. Bert Kreischer will be on board rolling
Glory one with us. Let's right burst share. Oh boy,
is he slam My gosh, Jeffery, you're gonna switch your
for if to to Bert. And he's coming on. He's

(01:19):
got some coffee, he got he's got a guy flops,
he's got his sweat pants, he's got his sunglasses on,
he's wearing his shirt. And believe it or no, is
uh this is the This is the well behaved Burt
Chrysler wearing all of his clothes. The sober Bird, yep,

(01:41):
seven in the morning. Bird seven am sober, Birt Christ
kind of sober. You were texting Rover at like two
in the morning, three in the.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Morning to.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
My map was saying that I was in the middle
of the ocean, so you had the navigation here horrible
bos not good electron I walked.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Around a block for twenty minutes yesterday. This is a circle.
Do you think that that's?

Speaker 5 (02:05):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Do you think that is?

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Rover?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
I was so embarrassed. I just kept walking around the
same block. Rover and I couldn't get out of this block,
and the navigation was taking me around the same corner.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I don't know why. I never had that experience before,
like some sort of magnetic interference or something on GPS,
or did you guys notice this? Great, I haven't noticed.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
This, but okay, yeah, and mindset. I was thirty one
minutes away from here, and then I was like, wait,
that can't be right. I'm in the middle of the ocean.
And then you guys were like, we're right next to you.
And then I was and it's literally a minute. I'm
a minute away.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, Rover fast X melting your face with shun down
machine gun Kelly a little challenge.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Big Boy from now.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Let all the remains.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Red Sunrising, plus the This Morning Glory competition and fireworks
from American Fireworks hosted by comedian Bert Kreischer Saturday July
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Speaker 3 (03:23):
Tickets are on sale now.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Just go to Roverradio dot com Roverfest.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
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Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yes, and Burt Kreischer is here the Machine. I'm so
excited for Roverfest. I can't even tell you. You know,
we've been saying. I texted Bert right before we announced
g Overfest, and he'd been saying, yeah, yeah, I'll come,
but I wanted to verify, so I go, are you in?
And he texted back, I'm in? I said, okay, And
uh so we've we've been saying, hosted by Burt, what

(03:56):
are you doing?

Speaker 6 (03:56):
We did do it.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Don't know Bert's actual duty. He's at Roverfest getting getting.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Is he is he? Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Is he gonna do a ten minute set? We don't
know what Bird's gonna do. I don't think Bird knows
what Bird's gonna do. Probably something high in like a tuxedo.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
I'm thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, something very like
uh like we're like John Mulaney, Nick Kroll.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's a character stuff. Yah, yeah, you fit right in.
That'd be perfect. So you're looking forward to Roverfest. I'm
in so much trouble from doing that. Wow, what do
you mean because my wife? Uh, I didn't tell anybody
that I was doing it. I said to you, I'm
doing it now. I put it in my calendar, but
I didn't tell anyone on my team. I didn't tell

(04:43):
my wife.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
And my wife planned a seventieth birthday party for her
dad that night. Oh my god, Bringham, tell me, so,
I just wanted to Jetskisly's seventy good.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
He can only use two jets seventy years old. Really,
I still get out on a jet ski.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, yeah, he's a young seven.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
He's a redneck seventy uh huh so uh but yeah,
We're all in Alabama that week, and I was like,
I was, I don't know, I just I was really
looking forward to it. I thought it was like a
great time, and I thought the girls would come. I
thought it would be like a blast. And I didn't
tell anybody about it. And then she and then and
then I added two shows at the Hilarities, Right. I

(05:25):
was like, you don't want to do stand up that,
I'll do stand up Thursday Friday and then Rover Fast Saturday.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Money. Yeah, have a good time, right, And my wife's livid.
Really yeah, and so I was just like, well, yeah,
you know what, like the lifestyle you live. Yeah, you
had to basically say this, we pay the bills and
this is this is my career. You can't interfere with
my career. So like, if you ever want to get
out of family stuff, do you purposely book things?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah? Yeah, Oh they get upset if I do spots
at the store. Now, yeah, they'll be like what like
I have. My daughter was said to me at the
night kind of one hit her in my pocket, was
getting ready to go to the store. I was it
was a great night of comedy, Like Burr was there,
Brogan was everyone was there. So it's just a great hangout.
And I had to go to like a choir performance

(06:12):
for my daughter and then I was gonna go to
dinner with them and then just bounce over to the store.
Joey Diaz is gonna pick me up at the dinner
at the restaurant. Yeah, And my daughter was like, do
you have to go to comedy And I was like, yeah,
it's kind of my does job, so yeah, but it
would it would be nice to have you home one night.
And I was like, well, I know but I'll be home.
I'm just gonna go to the store. And she goes, no,
I mean like for me to go to bed and

(06:34):
know you're in the house.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
And I was like, that sounds almost like coached by
your wife. Oh my god, you want to hear a
crazy story.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
So, uh, my wife and I were driving with three girls.
We have another girl in the back of her cousins.
My daughter's cousins ran down. So three girls in the
back were driving in LA and my wife pulls up
to this like cross section where wor you know those
lanes that says keep clear, Like they see the thing
in the in the in the street that says keep clear,

(07:07):
cars cutting.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
In and out, And my wife pulls up.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
There's like a crosswalk there, but my wife pulls up
onto the crosswalk so that no one now can cross,
and she's got to keep keep clear part open. And
there's another woman in the right about to take a
left onto this big street, and I go, baby, you're
supposed to keep the crosswalk clear. Also that I think
I have a theory that men are better at not
gridlocking than women. Yes, of course, because of physical contact.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
That's my theory. So then she goes, I know what
I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
And then this woman waves my wife on as inn like, oh,
just block the block everything, just gridlock it. And my
wife gridlocks it and I go, honey, you can't do that.
I go, this is keep clear so that they not
just so that they.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Can get through. She goes, she can go behind me.
I go, but now she doesn't.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
She can't see properly because we have a big truck.
She can't see the oncoming traffic. She goes, you know what,
and molder than you, I've been driving longer than you.
Don't tell me how to drive. And the other girls
are in the back and.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
She was in.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
This all has to do with that I'm a woman,
and you think that women don't know how to drive
because of physical contact. Well you're wrong. Okay, I know
what I'm doing. And if you talk to me like that,
one a huge accident, huge accident, person tries to pull out,
can't see. I have never felt more. I just stood

(08:29):
there and I went, oh. And then she goes, that
was not me, And I said, well, what do you say?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
And then I said to my daughters, I go, uh
say what what? How did what did you think about?
When that car accident happened, they go, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
They're like, it was. It was like you proved your
point with an exclamation.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
It made me so happy. I feel bad that the
guy got a wrecked figure.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Your wife, I saw her on Instagram with the gas
station incident. Oh dude, we are well of all people
that love this rubber will love this story. So we're
in We're in uh yoseventy, I think, or no, uh,
it doesn't matter where we are.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
We're in a big family camping trip. Got everything loaded
up in the truck. We're coming home, cars packed. I'm
not driving. We had gone to lunch and I got
a couple of beers and lunch, so I was She's like,
I'll drive. So I'm like, okay, we pulled the gas station.
I go, I pull, I'll pump the gas. I'm gonna
grab treats for the girls. So go and grab tick
tacks for everybody. Yeah right, load up, gas it up.

(09:32):
Then think to myself, I wouldn't mind a few beers,
right yeah, So I would drop off the tic TACs.
I go, I'm gonna be right back. So I go
back to get ice and beers and as I'm getting
ice and beers.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
I hear.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Someone took off with the gas nozzle.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
My wife had pulled out with the gas nozzle, just
ripped it out of the right and.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I know it's my fault. Now, this is what's fascinating.
She gets out and looks me.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
The gosts was dragging my thing, and her look on
her face was why did you do this? But I
knew this was my fault because my wife doesn't accept blame. Well,
so she goes, what but she knows that her head
it's her fault, uh huh, But she can't say that
it's my can't put blame on me. And she going
like this, and I go, hey, don't worry about it.
This happens all the time. I'm like, I've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I've been driving for thirty years. I've never once seen
it happen. I've actually done that. I did that one time,
and this is but what happens. I brought up this
story recently because when something like that happens, you learn
your lesson. Now, I would never ever, I like quadruple
check to make sure that that thing is out, you know,

(10:46):
I was, I was out of my routine. What happened.
Was that's what It's out of your routine. Yes, So I.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Pulled up.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I was pumping gas and I don't normally go inside,
but I went inside to get a coke slushy, and
I go inside. I come back, I have my coke slushy.
I just get You know, I'm out of my routine
now because I never go inside. I get in the
car and I go and, uh, rip the thing right out,
and then what do you do? I'm like, Cat, I

(11:15):
feel like an idiot. You return it?

Speaker 9 (11:16):
Do you have to take it out and just go
hand it to the clerk or something? Yeah, you definitely
take it back, take it.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I just well, it's like it has like a five
foot hose that's attached, so it has like a breakaway nozzle.
It's actually magnetic, in all honesty, is it?

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (11:31):
That's what.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Yeah, And they said it happens a ton really. Yeah,
But my wife said it's my fault because but she
didn't say this that day. The next day, I'm doing
the intront of my podcast and I bring it up
and my wife is livid that I'm bringing it up.
And I said, yeah, I felt like you thought it
was my fault. She goes, I kind of felt it
was because you went back and forth to the car

(11:52):
so many times distracted her. It was at a routine
like she thought, well, he must have definitely taken the
nozzle out, yes, and she was the guy behind me
was pacing. I was like, oh, so it's me and
the guy behind you's fault. We're not yours, right, But man,
I enjoyed that, and then I made an Instagram story
out of it.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Of course, I was like, don't worry to write off.
It was only two hundred bucks. So they made they
charged you for no kidding the mind. They didn't charge
me for it? Oh really no? And I uh so
I went in like I just took it out of
the thing, and I left it on the ground right there,
because I only pulled up like five feet, I left
it on the ground. I went in there, I'm like, uh,

(12:29):
I just pulled off. And they're like, don't worry about it,
we'll fix it or whatever. They charged you two hundred dollars.
I was laughing hysterically. Wow. And then and then of.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Course it was a silent ride home. Yeah, me just
drinking in a car full of eight women. Just it's
my fault. I love that it's my fault. I have
so many theories on life when it comes to uh,
sex interaction, meaning like this interaction between the sexes. Yeah,
and and I really believe I really believe physical contact

(13:01):
with men is part of the reason that we drive differently,
Like I.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Have this still contact with men, I meaning like I
have the threat of getting punched in the face. Like
when I was a kid. I remember one time.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
I cut a guy off from traffic and I flipped
him off, right, and then I pulled up to a light. Yeah,
and uh, it's like you said, you'll never get rip
the gas tank off again.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
I never got to flip a guy off without paying
attention to I flip off because he came and he
pulled me out of my window started punching.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I remember the guy's name up until right now.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I can't remember his name right now, but uh like,
uh yeah, I remember he was in a My mistake
was he was in a convertible eye rock, so I
couldn't see his body.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I could just see his head.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Right, look, make a small dude, right, it looks like
a small dude. And we pulled up at the corner
of Swan down by Hyde Park in Tampa, and I
pulled up to the light and he just grabbed me
out of my car and started punching me. And had
I had a stick shift, so he pulled me out
my foot and it just stalled and he just started
punching me. And I was like, wow, okay, lesson, learny, I.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Got no fight.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
One time.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
This was It was that I was doing a show for.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Comedy Central called Rally Bites Back and I had to
go get my bathing suit. We were doing a swimming contest,
so I'd get my bathing suit. My sisters lived down
the street from me, above a Starbucks, and so I
had to pull up my baby suits there. I just
it's like seven in the morning. I kind of flip
in illegally to their street a little bit. I flip
around and I blocked two of the spots in my car,

(14:33):
But my sisters are gonna literally throw their my bathing
suit out their window. Second forty seconds in that time,
there's a guy in a tl BMW who flips around
and does the same thing, but now he can't take
one of the two spots. By the way, there's spots
on either side of me, but the convenience spot is
where I am and he can't take that spot. And
I hear him going zoom like reversing, and I'm waiting

(14:57):
for my bathing suit. It takes a little longer than that.
They throw it down and catch it. He's now parked.
I get in my car. He looked like Louis c K,
so I thought immediately I thought it was Louis c K.
So I thought I was gonna say, oh, it's up Louis,
because he's walking. As I'm pulling out. He's walking and
he's yelling at me. But I thought it was Louis
trying to interact with me, like going, what's up, Burt.
So I rolled the window down thinking it was Loui,

(15:18):
and I was like, oh, this guy is at Louis.
He's yelling at me, but my windows already down, and
he goes learn how to park.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
No, it's seven in the morning.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
All the guys from l people from aa AT are
at Starbucks and they're sitting outside on the patio and
I go, excuse me, he was learning how to park,
and I yell, I was just getting my bathing suit,
as if he's gonna go yeah, Okay, that's right, and
so I put the car in park. Oh no, I

(15:47):
step out of the car. I walk around and I
get now on the passenger side of the door. So
now i'm face I'm closer to him, and I go,
if you're going to talk like a man, come out
in the street and act like a man in front
of everyone at Starbucks. And the guy looks at me
and he just walks inside the Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
And I was like, that's what's up.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Wow. That confidence almost got me killed. Two days later,
when I did the same thing to a black man
with adult braces, he was like, okay.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
I was like, I realized.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I was like, I don't want to fight.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
I don't want to fight.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
So I got the car and I took off. But yeah,
that is what's the most interesting part of the story.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
When I told the story to my wife, I forgot
to say Louis c K. I said, Louis Anderson. So
it's a totally different story.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Uh, Well, guys have a lot of pride and and
if there were no one around, if you were about
ready to get in a fight and you're in the
wilderness and no one is there, and no one can
see you back down or run away, you'd run away
one of the time. Oh, but if you're in a

(16:58):
crowd and they're people around, you have to pretend like
you're not afraid. You have to pretend like you're tough.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
You have to.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
That's what gets people stabbed. That's what gets people like
me killed because I would run away every time. But
I have pride, and you don't want to look like
a pussy dude. I was I almost going to fight
with an actor named Devin Soa. Do you know Devin
so Is now Google him? He was in he was
in a Final Destination and the main guy, little Giant.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Yeah, my girlfriend was in love with this guy and
Wild America with JTT so.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
My buddy's ever heard of this. My buddies were throwing.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
Your girlfriend about him last night with my girlfriend so
weird last night because she's like she sends me. She's like,
I Don'm gonna watch Wild America with JT T. And
I know she's in love with Devin Sawa And I said,
who is this guy? I've never heard him before, and
I go through his history. I was like, I know
this guy's face. He's from the stand video And I
said nobody knows who this is. You're the only days. Yes,

(17:55):
she's the only person that knows this guy. This is
the guy if you say, the main guy from Found
Us in a people know and the Blasser kid. Yeah, yes, yes,
it's so weird. Never seen well Over, You've seen.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
Found Destination, right, yeah, but like fifteen years okay, my members,
the people on it.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I know that he's the main actor. He's in all
the sequels too. Right, it's Stan, he was Dan. He's
good friends with a guy named uh named Draw. I'm
blanking on his name. He was in he was in
Blowing Up with Jamie Jamie Kennedy. Stustone, Stustone and Devin
saw are good friends. They're out to dinner one night
with Stu's parents and Topanga from Boy Meets World.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Oh, I recognize the Panga.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
This is my first night in Hollywood, right, I recognize
the Panga, like really hot and she's dating deb and
I go over. There's the table behind us, and as
I go to the bathroom, I see them and I go,
oh my god, to Panga and she was like hi.
And I was like, no one lets to be called
their television name, and she was like hi, and I
was like, oh my god, like I always watched the
boy means so and I'm like, this is my first

(18:55):
thing in Hollywood. She's like thanks, and all of them
are like that's great, buddy, have a great day. So
I go to the bathroom. I come back and the
tables have cleared. A huge fight has broken out. But
what my buddies were doing is they were throwing beads
at devn Soa. I don't know why, and he got
up and he won and they can like got in
each other's faces.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Bouncers broke it.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Up, and I walk out and I see my buddies
being beat up by the bouncers.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
By the way, I just went to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, So I go to the I go to follow
the guys that were at the table, devn Soa and Stustone,
and I think they were with a couple other guys.
They're at a there's a to the bathroom, is a
long straight hallway and then a left, like a small
left right, but it's a long straight hallway and then
a small left. I walk all the way to the
long straight hallway, take a left. In there they are

(19:41):
and I'm like, yo, what happened? And Devon or Stu
is like, your boys are acting like like whatever. And
I was like, oh yeah, And I said, well, what's
going to happen guys?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
And they're like what. I was like, let's go right now.
And then I.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Realized I'm challenging three guys, and I go, you know what,
you guys aren't worth it. Because I realize I'm gonna
get beat up. I take two steps off the corner,
hit the long hallway and starting.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
And I'm like, get out of here. What are you
doing your first day in Hollywood? TV show starts tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (20:12):
He beat up before you and I run out and
I see my buddies getting destroyed by two bouncers, just
being beat One of the guys.

Speaker 10 (20:20):
Uh uh.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
One of the guys was the actor in The New Guy.
Remember DJ Qualls had that movie where he's the New Guy.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
It's cool.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I'm going to you because I'm sure you're gonna remember it. No,
it's so funny. I told that story to Sewstone. I
had him on my podcast and I told that story.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I didn't know it.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
I didn't know it was Stu and I didn't know
it was Devin. And I told the story just randomly
and he was like, that was me, that was my parents. Yeah,
Stustone did the funniest thing I've ever seen in my
life with Jamie Kennedy. You cannot find it online, but
they dressed in blackface, like legit dress.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Why why do you think you can't find this one online?
It is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my
entire life. They go the premise is on blow up.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
They want to be rappers, and so Stu's or Jamie
Kennedy's doing a movie with Tracy Morgan and they're having
Tracy dresses up in prosthetics as a white guy.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
And then Tracy says to Jamie, you know what you
should do.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
You should get prosthetics up as a black guy and
then rap as a black guy. I see if you
have legit credit, street cred, Jimmy is gonna make an idea.
And he's like, yes, they dressed them up like prosthetics
like a black guy. It is the funniest thing I've
ever seen in my life. And then they dressed up
Stustone in prosthetics as.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
A black guy.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
I've never laughed harder in my entire life because they
do Jimmie Kenny looks like Darryl Strawberry and they have
only like the leftover makeup goods for Jamie I and
then they said that it ruined their career. Is still
the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Burt Kreischer is here on board rolling Glory one. We're
in Buffalo, New York. He was, uh, looking at we
have a link that goes between the bus and our
main studio, and then cameras were frozen since Bert came
in here. You know what happens about once once a
week when we're out on the road, the cameras will freeze.
It's a and we had to reset a system to

(22:17):
get the link back and Bert. Bert's like looking at
Douchie after we he said it. She's moving around and
He's like, I was telling all those stories that bitch
didn't he didn't YE think some boring And I'm like, part, no,
the link the link was frozen, and He's like, oh,
I think he really actually were like affecting him. I

(22:39):
was like terally not funny at all? Am I I
was like, am I only funny in person?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I'm trying to tie my drinking so one of a cocktail,
so I want to go back to begs already at coffee,
so I'm trying to time my drink. I don't want
get a brunk as I did when you guys were
in La. I've ever been on any radio ever we were.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Thinking about because we've been talking about doing this on
the road. We've been talking about doing a power Hour
on the road, and we just haven't done it yet.
We were gonna do it on RMG plus, our subscription service.
But uh, Jeffrey, maybe you could do a power hour
with Burt Cries. You've done that before. Bert, you know
what that is.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, but I can't do I don't. It gives me anxiety,
like it makes me not enjoy it and I throw
up really quick. Stay with Jeffrey, Yeah, pretty quick. I
can't have sex with someone that wants to have sex
with me, and I can't drink on like events you're
supposed to drink at. Yeah, like if someone like in
college there was a girl who was like, un I'm
a sure thing, and I was like, oh, yeah that

(23:40):
you've already preachd me out. I can't now and I'm
not gonna be able to warm like yeah, yeah yeah,
because and then like it's almost like if it's too easy, I.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Don't like it.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Like on my twenty first birthday, I didn't like that
kind of drinking, Like when everyone's like never tonight, I
was like, oh, I don't want to drink at all now,
So like I don't know, I'm weird.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
I like to drink. That's weird. It's opposite, right, If
you really want to go out with Bert, but you
don't want to get wasted, you just tell Bert, Dude,
I can't wait to get wasted tonight.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Then if you want to get wasted with me, tell me.
We can't tell me we can't drink. That's my favorite
time to drink.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Oh yeah, we can't drink this morning. We're going to
the scenk. But you got to keep it on show tonight,
like you can't be drinking day Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Hey, but we didn't want to work before either.

Speaker 11 (24:26):
That's why we got into radio due Welcome back to
Rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
All right, I want to quickly give you an update
on a story we did in the Friday Leftovers. I
think it was we showed a video where a police
officer in Fort Worth, Texas, got out of his police

(25:00):
cruiser and pulled over a pickup truck. This pickup truck
was on the highway and there were two people in
the back of the pickup truck. They were recording these motorcyclists,
crowd rocket guys driving recklessly. They were probably buddies of
the people on the motorcycles, I'm guessing because there were

(25:23):
two people in the bed of the pickup. I don't
know if that's illegal to ride. It varies from state
to state. Probably should be illegal to ride in the
bed of a pickup truck on the highway no matter
what state you're in. But regardless, this police officer pulled
over this pickup truck and as he did so, the

(25:48):
motorcycle guys continued driving. There was I mean, there's a
bunch of them. There's probably fifty of them, and they
continue to drive by, and the police officer gets out
of his cruiser and he has pepper spray in hand
and he starts pepper spraying the You can watch us

(26:11):
on r MG TV if you haven't have it loaded up.
He pepper sprays the the motorcyclists and here he is
just putting a huge miss just out into the road here,
and of course people go, oh, my God, this, this
motorcyclist should not you know, he can't pepper spray these motorcyclists. Well,

(26:38):
he has an he has an excuse for this. And
they're like here, Remember we talked about the governor John Kasik.
Video of him emerged from years ago. Uh, there was
a police officer, same thing, traffic stop on the right shoulder.
John Kacik drove right by in the right lane, didn't

(26:59):
slow down, didn't you know, didn't get over, and he
was issued a ticket for that for not getting over. Okay,
fair enough. Apparently they have the same law in Texas.
I believe that if the police officer has someone pulled over,
that you have to get over if possible to a

(27:22):
you know, vacate that that closest lane. That makes sense
for officer safety and for the safety of the people
who are pulled over in front of the officer as well,
because if you're texting, or you're not paying attention, or
you're doing whatever, and you hit the back of that
police cruiser, that police cruiser is going to go right

(27:44):
into the vehicle ahead of it that they've pulled over,
and it's going to be dangerous for not only the
officer but the people that are pulled over as well.
Fair enough, so the police officer is excuse for pepper spraying. Then,
he wrote in the police report, quote, multiple motorcycles would

(28:08):
not vacate the lane closest to my marked patrol car.
I deployed my pepper spray into the lane closest to me,
at which point approaching motorcycle motorcycles began to vacate the lane,
allowing me to conduct a traffic stop. So, in other words,
he says, I pepper sprayed these motorcyclists who are driving

(28:31):
by at highway speeds. You know, the cons in your eyes,
your nose, it makes it difficult to see to breathe.
That is, and you're driving a motorcycle. Huge safety concern.
Ear if you were pepper sprayed as you're driving your Harley,
what would happen? I hit to a tree, I hit

(28:53):
the curve, you hit to lay it down? So this
is this is you know, they may have not have
vacated the lane properly. That may indeed be true. It
definitely didn't because I'm looking at a still frame. They're
definitely on that side. Could they get over? I'm just
talking about it. If you can't get over to the
next lane. You really just stay in that lane. I
don't know, but whether they could, couldn't, whatever, if they

(29:17):
didn't vacate the lane. I mean that is that is
just that is not an excuse for doing that. Does
that mean you know the a car was coming, they
didn't vacate the lane. So I pulled out my service
pistol and shot three times and got the guy to
move out and move out of the way so I

(29:38):
could safely conduct this traffic stop. I mean, look, here's
the bottom line. If they he pops out of his car,
if they if they don't vacate, if cars aren't vacating,
then wait twenty or thirty seconds, and then open up
your car door and get out and conduct the traffic stop. Correct. Yes,

(29:59):
I mean I just find this completely irresponsible of this
police officer, and I don't think you should deploy pepper
spray as motor Now, are these motorcycle guys douchebags?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
You?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Sure of course, you better believe it. They're doing as
they Well, here's a story from Fox four in Dallas.
You can see these motorcyclists as ay. Even one as
he drives ya. The cop does a wheel so if
they don't vacate the lane. If they don't do okay,
here's the deal. They should get a ticket as he

(30:34):
was making a traffic stop.

Speaker 10 (30:35):
Wait here it is Give me a second and listen
to this. Here you go details of this story. Brandon
right Heather.

Speaker 12 (30:46):
When the bikers uploaded that video, there were immediately a
lot of questions about why the officer did what he did. Well,
now we're seeing the dash cam video from the officer's
point of view, and it suggests that the bikers have
some question to answer to. Up until now, this is
the only video that we've seen at the traffic stop
that shows an officer spraying a group of bikers as

(31:09):
he gets out of his patrol car. It's from a biker.
Now we know what that officer saw before that happened.
The dash cam video released today begins as officer w
figure Oa pulls out onto I twenty. The bikers can
be seen spread across several lanes, and as the officer
comes up behind a pickup truck with several people in

(31:31):
the bed, one of the bikers swerves in front of
the patrol car but doesn't pull over.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
They're not making the lane.

Speaker 13 (31:37):
You can tell and you can see that they're weaving
within traffic.

Speaker 12 (31:42):
Officer figureoa stop the red Dodge pickup for quote blocking
traffic to record motorcycles driving recklessly. Tim Choy, an attorney
who is not involved in this case but has represented
officers in the past, believes this video backs up the
officer's account that he felt unsafe with the officer's lights flashing,

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the bikers were, by law, supposed to pull into another
lane away from the officer.

Speaker 13 (32:10):
I think it leads credence to what the officer saying
in that the motorcyclists have created a situation that's dangerous
to him.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Well, okay, so that that that maybe look okay, maybe true.
If they're if they're too close, then don't then don't
get out of your patrol car. But speaking of dangerous situations,
I think it's a very dangerous situation that you just
pepper spray a motorcyclists as he drives by, right. I mean,

(32:43):
it's just there's no warning. It doesn't get out and
see it, move over, move over, I'll do something. It's immediately.
I'm a search sprain here. So have a car, if
a minivan with a family and it doesn't know, perhaps
maybe I'm a tourist there. Maybe I'm driving through Texas.
I don't know that by law, you're supposed to get
over vacate that lane. So if I'm driving my family

(33:04):
in a minivan and there's a police officer has a
car pulled over, should he throw out stop sticks to
blow out my tires? That's what I blew out the
tires of the minivan. Sure, they rolled and went into
oncoming traffic after they crossed the medium, but I was
then able to safely conduct a traffic stop. I just

(33:27):
I think it is. I think it was wildly reckless
of that guy. And I think he did it just
because he's like, oh, here are these douchebags. I'll teach
them a lesson. And these guys are douchebags. Look, they're douchebags.
I've seen this on the highways all over, these guys
driving like idiots, weaving in and out of traffic at

(33:47):
high speed, doing wheelies, you know, acting like idiots. Yeah,
they're douchebags.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
But this guy is a Fort Worth police officer, paid
the deal with douchebags all day. Unfortunately, if you know douchebags,
I don't know what profession to get into it in
the radio. I deal with douchebags every day. Most of
them are my bosses.

Speaker 14 (34:12):
Drew.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You're on Rovers Warning Glory, Good morning, Drew. Hey man,
what's happening?

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Hey?

Speaker 15 (34:19):
I think the law states that if you cannot move over,
you have to slow down twenty to.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Fifteen miles an hour before you pass that cup, so
you don't necessarily have to get over. So those.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, look, I don't know. Maybe they slowed down, maybe
they didn't. I don't know who knows whether they did
or didn't. To me, is inconsequential. If they didn't vacate
or slow down, then then they could get a traffic citation.
They can't just get a you know, what's what's next.
I threw a rope across the highway so I could
I could get them as they drove by. It hit

(34:55):
them right in the chest and I took them off
their bike and I was able to safely affect the
traffic stop at that point. Jason in Chicago, you're on
Rover this morning, Glory High Jason.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Barner Rover, Hey, what's up? Ah?

Speaker 14 (35:07):
Not much, Peter, Yo, Okay, I want to say, I
don't I don't agree with either party in this.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
The cop was wrong for spray it. You know, pepper
spray into a motorcyclist's face.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I ride.

Speaker 6 (35:19):
It sucks, you know, to get I mean, to get
a bug in your eye. But you should move over.
I'm a truck driver. I can tell you move over
for any vehicle on the shoulder. I agree, I mean, yeah,
book fifteen seconds ahead.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You know.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Peter said, well, if you can't see, you know, if
you don't know that the cops there and there's.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
No root to move over.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
If you're looking fifteen.

Speaker 14 (35:39):
Seconds ahead, you know that there's a vehicle off the shoulder.
I mean even a car passing a fully loaded semi
it ll shake the crap out of you. Yeah, move
over for any vehicle. But spraying pepper spray, that was wrong.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
You know.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I tried to get out of the way of people
because I'm always worried if there's a car pulled over
or anything. How do I know that that car that
there's not like a four year old or something that's
with that and the kid just gets out and and
you know, darts into traffic, or or if someone is
changing their tire, uh that that that that the tire

(36:16):
doesn't come off and roll out into the highway, or
a dog could come out the backside. I mean, there's
there's a million different things that could happen. You try
to provide as much a distance as you can.

Speaker 14 (36:28):
Oh yeah, I've seen guys, you know, on the shoulder,
laying underneath the left side of the vehicle with their
feet hanging out almost into the lane. You can't see
that when you're just coming.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Yeah, you know, I'll tell you something. I have had
to pull over. Thankfully, it's been many, many years since
I had to pull over on the side of the
highway for whatever reason, you know, a mechanical issue or
tire or whatever. And being a guy, you you don't
want Guys never want to look like pussies. Okay, Well,

(36:57):
guys have a lot of pride. That's what gets in
trouble and killed.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
You know.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
That's why you can't back down when there's like some
six foot five guy in a bar who's talking smack
and you're like, oh, this guy could really kill me,
but you can't. You can't back down from it because
you have pride. And so I've been on the side
of the road like that, and you don't want to
look like a huge pussy. But at the same time,

(37:24):
let me tell you something. This is people are killed
every single day from getting hit on the side of
the road. People swerve into that shoulder and and take
you out. They will absolutely destroy you. So h you know,
these cops I would not want to do. They do
this day in and day out every day. I wouldn't
want to do that, even if they have their lives

(37:46):
and sirens on. Uh. I see all these people texting
every day. And there I was just on the phone
with Dougie not too long ago, a couple of weeks ago, remember,
and I go, I go, cat this guy in front
of me. I was driving into work. This this guy
in front of me, he's been in like three lanes,
is halfway in my lane and and you know, just

(38:09):
just all over.

Speaker 16 (38:10):
And what did I say, because it was driving in,
I said, look, you can see the reflection of texting.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Was he texting?

Speaker 16 (38:17):
He goes, Oh, there he goes again, There he goes again.
I mean, yeah, so dangerous.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
People are texting and they're not paying attention, and they're
they're all over the road. Dean, you're on Rover's Morning Glory.
Good morning Dean over yo, yo, what's up?

Speaker 17 (38:32):
Man, Peter Yo, Hey man. I just want to address
about the police pulling over out here because I live
east of you guys here it's a Cleveland. But anyhow,
they pull everybody over in the left hand they pull
him anywhere, and especially out here because there's only two
lanes d you should know.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
They only they pull him.

Speaker 17 (38:50):
Over in the left hand lane, which is dangerous, man,
because it's a bath lane.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
You know what I'm trying, right, I'm trying to figure
that out myself, because that I have to say is
something I've only seen here in this state and over
the left. Pulling over the left hand. I've never seen this,
and I've lived all over the United States.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
It makes more sense to me because in the cops,
not in the lanes of traffic, if you pull over
the right, then when he's talking to you, he's standing.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Closer to traffic, just panned up against the median in
the car.

Speaker 18 (39:25):
You know.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I mean, I don't think it makes any other.

Speaker 9 (39:26):
One's got a ticket because I'm used to pulling over
the left and I got pulled over in New York
State and I pulled over the left and the guy
started screaming at me through. He was trying to yell,
but he had that big state trooper hat. He's trying
to fit his head in my window to yell at me,
but it wouldn't really like fit. And I'm just like,
what is your problem, dude? Like I pulled over immediately.
I didn't try to run or anything. And he's like,

(39:48):
you're trying to get me killed out here?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You pussy?

Speaker 9 (39:51):
Like really like letting, he said, pussy. This guy was
the angriest guy I've ever met in my life. And
I'm just silent, like, oh my god, what did I do?
And then he's so mad because I pull over the
left and I went, oh, that's how That's what I thought,
that's where I thought you're supposed to.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
This is the first time I ever got pulled over
here for a speeding ticket. And the guy's like, he's
motioning to the left, and I'm like, I'm looking at
it in my rear view mirror, because you know, they
so that they they turn on right when they get
you there outside of their car with that radar gun,
and then they start gesturing to you, you know, like

(40:27):
you over, Yeah, that's very good.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
I always wonder if don't you kind of think, like
for a half second, that guy's not in his car.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Couldn't I just keep driving? Yes, every time I wonder,
I always pull over, but I always go and just
take that next accit then the left and the right,
and the left and right. I mean, he's not in
the car. He's just standing there pointing. A cop did that.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
He pulled over the car in front of me and
then me with that hand gesture. I'm like, well, I
can get away because he got the lady first.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Then I'm like, you guys, yeah, so uh so he's
motioning the first he's motioning to the left, and I'm
looking at my rearview mirror. I mean, I'm like, am
I seeing this wrong because it's in like a mirror
image or what's going on? And I was just perplexed.

(41:16):
I've never seen anywhere else. In all the places, and
I've probably lived in ten fifteen different states, I've never
seen police departments pull people over in the left, in
the fast lane on the shoulder there. It's always in
the right. I've never seen anything like that, But they
must have some reason to do it. Austin and Louisville,

(41:41):
you're on Roverdge Morning Glory, and then Jeffrey is hovering
he wants to get in. Go ahead, Austin.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, man, I'm just listening to y'all.

Speaker 15 (41:50):
And there's this white escalade and we're in a work zome.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
I mean, it's plain a state. We're in a work zone.

Speaker 15 (41:56):
Hereio is running over a damn barrel, the whole barrel.

Speaker 19 (42:00):
You couldn't see if he was texting, but he probably was.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Well, of course, how else would you run over a
barrel if you're paying attention. You know he was texting,
of course, Yeah, he ran over the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
I had to pour valet.

Speaker 15 (42:13):
That's why I just wanted to call in. I'm going
to happen all the time.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
That's why these police officers, I'll tell you something, or
anyone tow truck drivers, if your job involves you, I'm
not only on the road it's a driver, but on
the side of the road. Uh, you got to watch out.
And these people, I'll tell you who's nuts, These bicyclists
who are biking on the side of the road. And

(42:40):
I know I know what they're gonna say. They're gonna say,
we have as much right to the road as anyone else.
By law, you do. But here's the bottom line. If
if someone's texting and I'm on that street it's forty
five miles per hour and someone's texting and they rear
end me and my car, that's sucks. I might even

(43:01):
get some whiplash. You're on a bicycle, you're smushed, you're dead.
I I wouldn't trust riding my bicycle on the side
of the road on a road at all. I think
you're absolutely insane.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
I do that.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
If you do that, you're insane. I don't do the bike.

Speaker 16 (43:19):
I walk and there there's like a biking lane, so
I go in there and you see runners or walks.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
That's insane. On the sidewalk, there aren't sidewalks.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Some parents, you need to.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Do the sidewalk, lots of times, you need to do it.
She could walk on the sidewalk walk. I thought you're
talking about walks. No, no, but some passes. I don't
think you're allowed to walk in the bike lane.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
No, you're not.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
You're not allowed to walk in the bike at time. No,
all the time. Well, then people are breaking the law.
I can't imagine you're allowed to walk on the side
of the road. In the bike lane. So where are
people supposed to walk on the shoulder? That's yeah, in
the grass, that's where you walk. And if you're walking,

(44:05):
find a place that has a sidewalk. You don't walk.
I know where she walks. She's walking on this street
where people are going fifty miles per hour. It's two
it's three lanes each way, two or three lanes each way.
It's one lay, big road, big main road. Right Lake,
it's one way each road. Lake. Oh, why did you
pick that? You are absolutely insane. You are an idiot.

(44:27):
She's gonna get whacked. I mean, why would you pick
that road? Why would you? Because there out of all
the other roads in your in your area, there are
tons of neighborhood roads where it's just sidewalks. Yes, why
would you?

Speaker 16 (44:39):
Some places don't have sidewalks. And there are different areas
that you have different my like this is the two
mile path, that's the three or four Would you walk
in a circle ten twenty times? I mean, I'm telling you,
I know, I know people are killed by this every single.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Day, every day. I wouldn't for us this. I see
this all time. I see at least once a week.
I actually have you know what it's. It's in my
dash camp. I probably probably over wrote at this point.
I think I was on the phone again with you.

(45:19):
I was driving home on Friday from work and I
get off the where I get off my exit. There's
a red light at the end of my exit off
of the highway, and you can turn right or you
can turn left, and the turn left. There's two lanes
to turn left. Well behind me I turn, and behind

(45:47):
me in my rear view mirror, I see this the
car that was in the left lane that's turning left,
and then the car that's in the middle lane turning left.
You know, there's two lanes to turn left. You can
simultaneously that the car on the left just goes all
just takes you know, just goes right into the right lane,
not realizing, not realizing there are two lanes of traffic

(46:11):
turning left. He ran the guy right off the road.
The same thing's happened to me at that same intersection
about two years ago. This guy had to drive over
the meat over the curb into the grass, off the
off the road because he got ran off the road
by someone not paying attention. Now, if there was someone

(46:31):
walking there, oh yes, you're smashed. You're smashed. You know
what you uh you you really have got to be careful. Louis.
You're on rover this morning, Gloria, Hi, Louis, how you doing? Hey?
What's up?

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Man?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Hey? Uh?

Speaker 15 (46:49):
I just want to say. My son was walking down
the road. He wasn't walking facing traffic, but he was
off the burm came in as two of his buddies. Yep,
she here doing makeup for texting. She swerved over hit
my son, knocking into the other two kids. Oh soil
and the pause. She was pretty she didn't even get sighted.

(47:14):
They gave my son a ticket for walking on off
the burn.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, well that's what I have. A guy in line too.
He says, you're supposed to walk against traffic, so if
someone comes at you, you can. You have a chance
to move. But then they actually cite you. They go,
oh no, you can't walk a ride against traffic. He
has to go win the flow at traffic. She get
hit in the back. How lock, you can't win. Look,
I'm telling you don't walk on the side of the roads.

(47:39):
How about that. Don't walk, don't bike, don't do anything.
Wasn't he was thirty seconds there dropped an f pum
when I was talking to him. I said, don't drop
any f bums. He said, F you N. I have
to take a f and break. We have Uh you

(48:00):
know what, Let me take a break. We'll be right back.
Hang on the.

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A good look at courts.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
You got there, man, this is Rover's Morning Glory.

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Speaker 15 (49:00):
It is week eight.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
It is the final regular season challenge, and anticipation is high.
Here this morning. Data from fans of the show, from
the people here in this room. It's gonna be an
exciting challenge today. Oh man, look at this. Someone's gonna
get hurt today. It's dangerous it's looking dangerous. It is

(49:21):
turkey testical bawling is the challenge for today. You don't
realize how big these pins are until you see them
up close. Lift one, see how heavy they are? Oh man,
So it's turkey testicle bawling. The Morons are going to
get down spread eagle. They're gonna be sitting with their
legs spread open in a vat. In front of them,

(49:42):
we have regulation bawling pins. It is ten pins, right, ten?
How many pins do we have in there? Ten pins?
Regulation pins? In front of them? We have a constructed
sort of a bowling alley here. It is about sixteen
How long is it lengthwise? I think about sixteen feet.

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I think it's actually thirty two feet O. All right,
so thirty two let's see eight six twenty four feet
twenty four feet long, I think? Or no, maybe it
is thirty two thirty two feet all right, thirty two
foot bowling lane here made out of lonolgum. The Morons,
in honor of Thanksgiving, will be off next Friday. It's

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a bye week in the League of Extraordinary Morons. Before
we get to the finals, the best of three week finals.
The Morons will take a frozen turkey and bowl that
down the alley. Hit the pins hit the moron with
the said sitting there spread eagle. The person who gives

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up is out. Or the person with the highest pins,
highest number of pins knocked down in two frames wins. Alright,
do you say, what's gonna hurt? Wors for over?

Speaker 9 (50:58):
Do you think the pins hit you were the frozen turkey,
the ice called solid turkey.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
You know when when this challenge was initially proposed, we thought,
let's use a bowling ball, and then I said, you know,
as painful as I want it to be, I don't
want to break someone's leg. I don't want to permanently
disfigure someone. Let's use hard as hell. Let's use a
frozen turkey. Well, this is the first I've seen the

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frozen turkey. I haven't done any tests on this. It
is like a thirteen pound or how heavy is it? Yeah? Thirteen?
It says around the package, all right, I don't know
how heavy it is. If it's ten pounds, fifteen pounds,
eight pounds, I don't know how big it is. The
medium turkey, I mean twelve pounds. It's twelve pounds, about

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which is heavier than the bowling ball, the eight pound
bowling ball that I had in here. It is extremely hard.
That was it dropping on the floor. Sounds like a
balling ball. It may be worse than a bowling ball. Here,
one more time, drop it right on that there. You
can hear that. I mean he's only dropping that from

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about two feet above ground, and so that thing is solid.
It is not thawed at all. Well, we're going to
just bowl two frames here.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
And this is the question. Are we going to do
a final frame on the last one, which is a three?
You get three throws on the final frame. Bomo are
program director ball comm here. You're a big bowler. You're
in a bowling league, right. I don't even know how
they scoring works exactly if if they get a strike
or if they get the what is it called the
Is it a spare or what's it? When you get
the on the second throw of the frame, when you

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get all the pins down, like if you knock down six.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
And then four, then that's ten. That's a spare. That's
but it's a spare. Okay, that's a plus your next
one ball. If you get a strike, then it's plus
the next two ball. Now, the question is whether or
not you're going to treat the second frame like the
tenth frame, and regular bowler, I think he should where
you get if you get a spare, you get a
third ball, or if you get a strike you get
two more. So it depends whether and that's on the

(53:06):
last frame, all last frame. Yeah, let's treat the second
frame in this there's only two frames. We'll treat the
second frame as the tenth frame of bawling dumb. It's
do or die here. You've been in every single challenge
and it all comes down to this. How nervous are
you right now? You know what?

Speaker 20 (53:23):
I'm not that nervous, BrOBrO, I gotta be honest with you.
Obviously there's a lot riding on it. I don't want
to sound cocky or whatever, but uh, you know I
I uh uh. I'm here because I wanted to be special,
because I smelled greatness. I'm gonna play like a champion today.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Rob.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
You are the shitting champion. You beat them last week
in sandpaper slipping slide. Are you nervous? This is do
or die. If you don't win this and it boils
down to this, whoever loses is knocked out. Whoever wins
moves to the finals versus theater. Are you nervous? Not
in the least bit.

Speaker 21 (53:56):
I am excited, I am pumped, I am ready to go.
There's going to be no stopping me today. I am
going to destroy that tub of Lord. He is gonna
walk home after competing in eight challenges and.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
Not have a car.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I will laugh my ass off. I don't even care
if I'm making it to the fire or win the finals.

Speaker 21 (54:13):
As long as he doesn't get in.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
And he competed in eight weeks, that is victory enough
for me. I will laugh all day if he does
all eight challenges and still gets nothing, not one single dime.
All right, we're gonna get started here. Now we have
to determine who goes first.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
It is the sitting champion who gets to decide whether
he wants to go first or second?

Speaker 6 (54:42):
First?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
And what way? Throw first? Throw it first? Do you
want to throw first? Looks like a second?

Speaker 14 (54:48):
That help?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
It makes you look like a target. They're wearing a
football helmet too, so that one of these pins does
not hit them in the face, but the rest of
them is unprotected.

Speaker 21 (54:56):
First or second, man, I am going to go second.
I want to see his strategy. Dumb is going first to.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Wow, see where he puts. So Dumb is gonna throw first. Absolutely, dumb,
you're gonna be spreading ego first receiving a throw. Now,
this is a little bit unlike last week. There was
some controversy because Dumb chose to go first inexplicably in
the sandpaper slipping slide. It lost him the challenge which

(55:22):
God is to this point today, this challenge. I have
to be honest. I think it may have it may
have been prudent to to throw first. That may have
been the best choice thee or because we don't know
what's gonna happen when this frozen turkey, which is hard
as a rockets hard as a bowling ball. These pins
are like four pounds apiece. If that slams in there,

(55:43):
we don't know. This could break a risk. We don't
know what could happen. You made the first recipient of
that hit could be out. Do you think that Rob
screwed up by choosing to throw second. No, it's always
best to go second.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
He can see what Dumb's gonna do his strategy, and
then Rob knows what he has to get that that
was the best call.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Great call. All right, dumb, are you ready to throw
this frozen turkey bullet down the alley right into rob
who in this bastard? All right? Is the line before
we get started? What are you pointing at?

Speaker 9 (56:19):
I think they should run, They should have as much
time as they want to run, and they stop right here.
So it's actually, what do you think? No anybody else,
everybody else disagrees with that. You want the line to
be eight feet closer than it? Yes, I think it's
I think it's very if you wanted to be twenty
four feet and yeah, thirty two anybody, I mean, theater,
do you have a preference on that?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I think it should be shortened. This is a long
ass track.

Speaker 9 (56:39):
What if they even make it to the pins and
it's not a ball so it doesn't roll and it
could go you know, this could go hayway.

Speaker 21 (56:45):
Could go off the Yeah. But I mean, for I
think that's kind of the strategy. The longer it is,
the harder it is to actually hit the pins. You're
saying that you're about to get hit in the test season,
How about this?

Speaker 3 (56:55):
How about this theater go down there and do a
test throw real quick before anyone shits down there, and
we can reset the pins quickly. Do it from full length,
really give it a heave hole and try and and
see and you can run up to it. Right, Yeah,
he can run up to that line. But he has
to when he he can't step on the linoleum, or
he has to release before the linoleum. All right, yeah,

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here we go. The theater's doing a test throw. Oh
oh boy, that's well, he's the pain. We just put
a huge wall, a hole in the conference room wall.
Throw it not watched off the wall. I didn't even

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think that was actually you threw the thing.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
You didn't.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
You didn't actually slide it. You threw it.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
What the hell you want me to do?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I think that was a great sense.

Speaker 21 (57:47):
To actually throw it, because that that could kill somebody.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Look how hard that way. I mean, they put a
hole in the wall.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
So I think that you strate strategy. I think I
think gues you don't. You don't mindus eight feet after
that throw? No, you don't know this a whole giving
murdered today. Oh my god, Why do you think dumb
was worried about that at all? In the least bit
about this hurting until he said, the way Peter threw it.
I if it was me, I would have rolled it.

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But Teter did it, and he just went up the
whole game. Just threw a thirteen pound turkey thirty two feet.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
It bounced one, it bounce, bounced right at the front
of the pinch, and it just destroyed the pinch. It
kept going like a missile. It didn't slow down at all.
It went right through the wall of the conference. That's
why I wanted to do this challenge. I would have
owned it. I love ball dumb to just make you
more nervous. What you just witnessed really bad gas. Now
I just came out, do we enforce some sort of

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sliding or do we.

Speaker 21 (58:43):
Throw that at somebody's chest. You're going, well, yeah, it's
got a land. It's got a land before it hadst
But even with the bounce, look how high that bounced off.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
How about this halfway through sixteen feet down the lane,
it hashed it. It can't go in the air further
than sixteen feet. Has to let yes, it has to
land before this line. If we could put a demarcation
line here, please, it has to line. What's that I'm

(59:12):
just trying to figure this out, so now before this line. Now,
that's correct, that's right. I think it's the only way
to make it so someone doesn't get killed. I mean,
this is Look at Bomo getting nervous. Now he's this
guy is beeing his pants. Game changes every time. Now
guy gets strategy, people start throwing stuff in work. Well,

(59:32):
we saw how devastating that throw was a second ago.
All right, Rob, Rob this you look a little pale,
Rob Little. I'm don't forget he's throwing it, not me.
You can back out if you want, Rob, game over.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
I don't want to back out.

Speaker 21 (59:52):
That scared the crap out of me, to be completely honest,
I'm not even joking. The velocity that Deeter threw that
and the way it bounced. If that hits some buddy,
even if it hits him with the helmet on, there's
gonna be serious brain damage. You're gonna walk out like Jeffrey.
There's there's no chance that someone's gonna walk away from
here today without breaking a limb.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
If it goes over the line without a bounce, you
get down, it's yeah, your turn, It's it's no turn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
You still got one more throw for that though, right, yeah, okay,
get the normal two front, two throws per frame. Okay, Rob,
you like to sit down first. You're regretting that decision
oh so much right now?

Speaker 21 (01:00:28):
You have no idea this is I think this is
worse than Dumb's decision to go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
First last week. Let's have you spread eagle at the
end of the bowling alley. I will show you how
this is. Uh, I'll describe it here. We have a
microphone next to the pins. He's spread eagle. His feet
are at each side of the bowling alley. The pins
are right in front of him. He he's at a

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his legs are like a V and he's sitting straight up.
His shirt is off, he's wing nothing but shorts. He
does have a football helmet on that's to protect him
from brain damage.

Speaker 9 (01:01:05):
And I don't know if that's gonna help. Oh man,
this is this got a lot worse. I would have
never I don't think Dumb would have thought to throw
it either. I think Dumb was gonna do a slide
until he saw what Peter did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
All right, are you guys ready? All right? I think
it's good. Are you guys ready? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Out?

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You out for a car? I know it's for a car.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
What do you think doing this for me?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
I'm thinking about backing out thirteen pounds of butterballs right
to the Testes completely missed with.

Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
His throw, Rob, and then all you gotta do is
is get a spare.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Let's do it, all right, Bob's ready. You're gonna put
your arms behind your body. You're gonna have him out
or what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
No blocking? Right, no blocking? Oh my god, this is
this is this is crazy. Dumb Are you ready? Here
he goes, here comes to the throw. Miss your roll?
He he missed. You put another hole in the conference room,

(01:02:02):
all though, Wow, all right, hey, you guys may want
to get some sort of black there to block these.

Speaker 22 (01:02:10):
Entern lay down in the back, you know, instead of
hockey goal, you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Lay down in front of the park. We need some
sort of a backstop back there. We've put two huge holes.
That's not gonna help you. We need a backstop, all right?
You know. So it was a complete gutter ball dumb
through slid right off the alley zero points. Here's the
second throw of the frame. Rob is still pale, but
looking a little more relieved. Here goes, I am terrified.

(01:02:36):
This is the scariest challenge so far. Here goes dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Strike.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
It's a strike. Well, it's fair because it was on
the second throw of the frames. Rob's in serious pain.
Shouldn't have gone first. Oh oh my god, where did
it hit? Where did it hit my leg? Right on
the bottom of my knee. Won't hit you a pan
or a turkey? Or do you even know ken?

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Cushion?

Speaker 21 (01:03:07):
Oh my god, there's you can feel the ken luckily
enough cushioned the turkey.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
But then the turkey and the pin just hit me
right in the leg. Oh my god, Rob, there's a
dent in my leg. Can you even stand him throw?
Oh wows this? There's no way he's been able to throw.

Speaker 9 (01:03:29):
It's such a bad idea to let them go firstticipate.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
I hate you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Rob is limping, he's picking up his turkey. You don't Rob.
When Rob rolled over, he knocked over the last two.
That's I'm just telling you. Look at the dent. Look
at the dent. Come on, let me see your leg.
There is a dent in his leg. There is a
dent in his leg. Man like karate kids, walk up. Okay,

(01:04:05):
all right, here we go. It's Rob's first first throw
of his first frame strike, So Dumb has a spare
in his first frame.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Dumb is getting ready to get spread eagle. The ten
bowling pins are in front of him. His legs are
in a V shape. He's getting real close to those pins.
He's his crutch is almost against the back row of
the pins. Are you ready, Dumb? You're nervous? Go all right?
Rob is getting ready for his first throw. Rob was
on his knees. He's now getting up, ready to make

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his first throw. It can't go in the air. Pass
this line, Rob, Is he ready? You ready?

Speaker 19 (01:04:49):
Nine down?

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Nine pins down? Nine pins down?

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Dumb?

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Where did it hit you? How did it feel?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Dumb has bad knees too, from the years of football.
Oh man, that hurts so full on inside of the knee.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Pain man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
All right, if you could please uh clear out the
the pins, the nine pins that he knocked down. Rob
knocked down nine pins. It's the front center pin. What
pin number is that? Boma one number one? Pin number
one is standing. Rob's gonna try and match dumb score.
He's gonna try and get a spare here on his
second throw of the first frame.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Two frames that we go here in the League of Extraordinary.
Rob's throw is not too airborne either. It was way
more of a slide than dumbs. Was that strategy all right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Dumb spread eagle behind the one pin which is standing there.
Just it's it's a solitary pin. Ready to be a missile.
Hit that rent nuts? You ready to rob pin? Don't
slow hit the pin. Don't worry about me. You ready
to rob?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
This could be, this could go. He has no pins
to block it. He could really try and launch and
go for a nutshot here if we wanted, or he
could try and score by hitting the one pin here.
Here he goes Rob. He's ready, he got he got

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the spare. He got the spare. But I watched, did
you immediate readiness? As soon as done? Got hit right
in the knee with the turkey d the one pin
hit his left knee. The turkey split off and hit
his right knee, and it immediately went read and he
went up. I saw I just watched that frozen. Was

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it twelve pounds or thirteen pounds? Twelve pounds? I saw
that frozen. It was like it was in slow motion.
The thing was just going and I saw it just
hit the one pin and it went right into it
looked like the inside was sty I think I think
my knee when you get hitting the knee that I mean,
that's bone. It hurts so bad to just get hitting
the knee. Damage now on all four us in a

(01:06:57):
lot of pain. This is a lot worse than I
thought it was gonna be. Rob is also down on
a on a knee as well. Rob a dumb. Where
did it hit you? Exactly?

Speaker 23 (01:07:06):
My knees?

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Knee is bad? Oh you know you could? Man, This
is stupid. This was just stupid. There's nothing stopping these
guys from putting their hand on the inside of their knee.
You can't stop the turkey. It's not blocking. If you, yeah,
I would, I think it would. It would probably break

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a finger. Oh god, dumb. Now getting ready to throw
in his second frame, Rob out though Rob is down.
I don't know if he's gonna be able to spread
eagle dumb? Is this going to affect your throw? Both
your knees taken out? Is this going to affect your

(01:07:48):
throw now in the second frame? I don't think so.
It's the follow through leg. They got the brun bit
on that second thing, So I think I'll be all right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Still out, Rob?

Speaker 6 (01:07:57):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Maybe out? Rob is on all four?

Speaker 22 (01:08:00):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Come here? What do you what's what's what's going through
your head right now?

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
Pain?

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
It's excruciat.

Speaker 21 (01:08:06):
It feels like I really feel like my leg just
snapped in half. This is this is so much worse
than anything we've done.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
It's Oh, he's stalling. This is his tactic eases every week.
All right, are you in or are you out?

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Are you in? Rob's limping back to the end of
the bowling alley. The ten pins, hard helmet on.

Speaker 9 (01:08:24):
Now Don could get three strikes here, that would be
it would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
What do you mean by that? Oh? He has three
throws in the second I'm sorry, what's that? Go ahead,
I'm gonna tell you. The first ball is the most
important because they're both working on spares, So it's that
last frame plus the first ball to determine the last
frame that they just bowlt. So if they both get
ten's here, that's huge. But if they only miss three,
that's only three plus the last frame because they're only

(01:08:50):
working on that spare that one ball. So the first
throw of this last frame is important. Out of my
first throw is big. You have to get a spare
strike by the second ball to get the third ball.
But also this throw right here is major because it
goes to it like adds on to your first friend
some way. Okay, all right, I'm not ready.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
I'm waiting for you to go.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Oh there we go. All right? Rob is spread eagle.
Dumb is yelling at him for the way that he
spread eagle lined up behind the pins. All right, dumb,
are you ready for this? This shuh throw here? All right?
Here he goes. God, I think Rob's gonna be out.

(01:09:42):
Rob was just annihilated, absolutely annihilated. The pins exploded, they
went up. I saw a pin hit him. It looked
like in the shoulder. It was just an explosion. And
those pins way how much bow how much is each pinway?
Three point three pounds anounces? I believe that may not

(01:10:02):
sound like a lot. Dude, When that hits you, it's incredible.
It's a blast. Rob is on his stomach right now.
He is not even moving, Rob, are you all right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Shut up? How long did you lay down for you?
He's a crap. Rob Is was just blasted by that.
It was It was a perfect toss by dumb It
was a perfect strike. What does that mean as far
as scoring? Now, Bo, that adds to his first frame.
So his first frame, he actually has twenty in his

(01:10:38):
first frame because it's ten plus the ten that he
got in the first frame. Okay, So now he also
has two more throws because of the strike in the
first frame of the last frame.

Speaker 9 (01:10:47):
Oh, he to get this one. He doesn't have to
get a strike here. He's guaranteed a third. Oh okay,
I thought he had to get three in three strikes
in a row. Oh wow, he has two more throws.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Looking at Rob, I don't know if he can take
I don't know if he can handle that. Rob two
more of those down the throat dumbs obviously into his head.
You can't hang with me. Nobody can hang with you.
Look how fat you are.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
You're the biggest beason crap I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Who could hang with you besides your enormous wife. Do this,
Grab the turkey, let's go, like a scared cracking and
kind of Rob's gonna Rob. I thought he was gonna
be out. I thought he was gonna be out. Rob's
getting spread eagle. He's ready to go and has two
more throws in this frame. This is critical. I'll tell you,
Dumb can really put the heat on Rob here if

(01:11:38):
he if he gets a good score on these final
two throws. Rob looks like a drunk man, almost drunk
with pain. Are you ready, Dumb? Here he goes, you're
hitting the pains with your foot. Dude, that's that might

(01:11:58):
have broken his foot. That might have broken his foot.

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
I just cobbled him.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
That was like the scene in Misery. He got eight
pinch down that what happened? Then a gutter ball and
Rob kicked the pins over Rob. What happened? It was
a gutter ball the turkey, It was a gutter ball.
Rob didn't move his leg. It hit him right in
the ankle. That's got that broke his foot. Oh my god,
that broke his That was the seed in Misery when

(01:12:24):
Kathy Bates takes that h takes that sledgehair or just
cobbles that guy. That's Rob right now, that foot's on.
That broke his foot. And then Rob in intense pain,
I guess kicked and knocked down eight pins.

Speaker 16 (01:12:38):
Maybe check on him to see how he's feeling. Instead
of talking about it. He's speechless. Rob are you okay, no, no,
not are you out? Do you think that broke your foot?

Speaker 21 (01:12:50):
Yeah, I'm like one hundred percent sure broke my foot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
Oh my god, so much pain. Oh let me beat you.
Oh his eyes are watering. He's laying on his show.
Oh no, that's not water and that's crying. I'm not
afraid of the minute. I'm gonna pussy. I'm crying. This hurts.
Dumb in his face, dumbs in his face, egging him on, Rob,

(01:13:17):
can you you have one? You have to last for
one more throw? He's like karate kid, Oh, karate kids,
standing on one leg. He's like the crane. He's getting
in position. He's gonna take the third and final throw
of this last frame. Danielsen's gonna compete. Oh my god,
Dan Daniel said's gonna compete. The bad idea, Rob, This
is bad, dude. This is he got blasted. Final throw.

(01:13:40):
Come on, Rob, I'll tell you I was so nervous, Dieter,
Is this worse than you thought it was gonna be?

Speaker 24 (01:13:45):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:13:45):
Yeah, this is brutal that I thought that Turkey was
gonna come apart.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
It hasn't come apart at all. It's all It's like
a bowling ball. But I thought you hit the ground
and the pin the leg would come off for something away.
Oh my god, all right, you have to stop this, Rob.
I'm I honest, honestly, guy, I came close. Rob has
been blasted the past two throws. He still got his
last turn. He goes last. Oh my god, he is

(01:14:09):
His eyes are are red. Are you ready?

Speaker 14 (01:14:12):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Can you take this last throw? Eight pins are down?
How is he ever gonna throw when it's his turn?
I don't know. Eight pins are down. There's no way
you're gonna be able to throw and win anyways. Can
if there's a time, if then they'll have to go
through like an overtime frame or something. All right, get
the real bowling ball out? Are you ready? Dumb? Are

(01:14:34):
you ready?

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Rob's spread eagle Dumb's third and final throw in the
last frames, Dumb didn't get the spare got nothing. It
hit him right on. It looked like the inside of
his left shin. What's total score right now?

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Bo?

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
It is thirty eight thirty eight in his Dumb's total score?

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Yeah, you could do this, man, are you He's grabbing
the d He's gonna do it. It's like a machine.
He's grabbing, he's hobbling down the lane. He's he's literally
hopping on one foot on his right foot. His left
foot may be broken. I've never seen courage like this.
He's a sorter pudgier reth Maaccio. It's the The courage

(01:15:30):
that he has right now is incredible. It really is.
Rob Are you ready to throw? All right?

Speaker 22 (01:15:37):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
You have a spare? This is incredibly important here if
he gets a strike he needs he needs a strike?
Does he need? But dumbdn't get the last two? If
if he doesn't bawl a strike here, does is he out?

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Wait?

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
Bo?

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
If he gets a spare on the second toss, then
the third ball is a strike.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
He wins. Yeah, But the problem was is that Dumb
got a strike on the first frame of the last frame. Okay,
he got a strike, so he's gonna match that strike. Wait,
both listen what I'm saying. If you get a spare
and a strike out of three of them, you he wins?
Would he wins? It's gonna be very close. He gets
three three? No, no, no, you do not get three,

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no matter what.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
You have to say?

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Yeah, right right, okay, all right, Dumb is now spread
eagle or getting into position here behind the ten regulation
bowling pins. It's a bawling lane and we've made out
of linoleum thirty two feet long, twelve pound frozen turkey.
That may not sound bad, it's as hard as a
bawling ball, it really is. It is solid, frozen solid.

(01:16:41):
And I've never seen guys get blasted like this in
my life. Rob, Are you ready, domb? Are you ready?
Here he goes. He got eight eight pins down and
it did not do a lot of damage to Domb.
It was it would slow down big time.

Speaker 6 (01:17:02):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
He was going. It looked like more for accuracy as
opposed to speed and hurt and damage.

Speaker 9 (01:17:08):
So if he doesn't get the spare here, he's definitely
lost for sure. Right, Yeah, you gotta get the spare.
And it's what is that the one and three pin?
It's the the one and two or three and something.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
The only way he can tie Here's the only way
you can tie is if he gets a spare here
and then a strike in the last ball. That's the
only way he can tie dump. He's he cannot beat dumb,
all right. He needs he needs to get this spare
or he's out. It all comes down to this role,
this slide. This is gonna determine who gets in the finals.

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If he doesn't get these last two pins, dumb moves
to the finals in the League of Extraordinary Morons. If
he does, he has one more slide in the frame
to try and tie dump. It all boils down to this.
Everyone ready, team here He goes, Oh, that's only one.

(01:18:04):
Then it's all round.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Over put you're run up.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
We're going.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Dumbson dumpson Pater's face map.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
Listening to the show is the second most enjoyable thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
In life, right behind sex. Well, unless you're in prison.
We're definitely higher on the list than sex. If you're
in prison, Hey, can you put this wig on? Rovers
Morning Glory? Anonymous the Hacker group says that they put

(01:18:47):
out a video. They say that, well, here, I'll just
play this for you. Here's the video. They have a
big announcement to make and it involves NASA.

Speaker 24 (01:19:01):
NASA mankind is about to discover extraterrestrial life. This was
stated by the spokesman of the National Aeronautics and Space
Administration that during one of the last hearings of the
Committee for Science, Space and Technology of the United States.
Are you ready for disclosure or are you expecting little
micro organisms on the distant moon in our solar system?

(01:19:25):
There are many who claim that unofficially, mankind has already
made contact pavilions, and not just little micro organism floating
around inside a massive value notion, but advanced space favoring civilizations.
Twenty five years ago, we didn't know that planets existed
beyond our soul war.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
I'm going to stop it here, but essentially, what they're
saying is that aliens. NASA is going to make an
announcement soon that says that we've discovered intelligent aliens. Okay, okay,
imagine is microbes, but intelligent aliens in the universe. People
would go crazy if that came out. Of course they
By the way, I don't think they're getting ready to

(01:20:03):
make that announcement.

Speaker 9 (01:20:04):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Second of all, this has got to be fake, right
Anonymous isn't really putting out these videos? Well, Anonymous might
put this out just so they're getting their name in
the news. How about they go back to hacking things,
and you know they did. They hacked this robber and
found it out. Oh, they hacked NASA.

Speaker 7 (01:20:19):
Yeah, I found out that they're about they discovered aliens,
so they're giving the heads up this is going to
come out soon.

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
The thing about anonymous, too, is there's not one group.
Anybody could do it, like there's a bunch of They
all take their own little challenges on, like they're going
to uncover the subway guy or something, or they're going
to do the Stubenville rape case. They all decide that's
what they're gonna work on, one little thing. So this
could just be one rogue anonymous guy saying NASA has

(01:20:45):
alien life out there obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
No, wait, you don't. You don't think that there's aliens. Oh,
of course they do. I think out there there is
no question there is intelligent alien life forms, probably millions. Yeah,
in the universe. Think you're doing radio shows doing the news.
I don't know what they're doing. But if they have

(01:21:12):
a girl that wants to do the news, I'll take them.
You can speak their alien language. It would make more
sense than this is. He gotta check with three boobs
from Total Recall. Oh yeah, oh my god. Now, because
I have to work on this show, you probably I'm
gonna I need to get a breast reduction on my
three boobs, Brother Ads, you tell me better. I'm sure

(01:21:37):
that aliens are really just the white man coming down
to keep the black man down right, Brother ad X, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
That's a very bad version of putting words in my mouth.
But I appreciate your attempt anyway. But if you go
to Ezekio one four through twenty eight, Isko.

Speaker 19 (01:21:57):
Was a prophet.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
He had a vision of a mother wheel. He said
it was a color of amber, and it was a
cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night.
Now we have a video of this mother wheel, which
is man made, its largest mechanical man made object in
the sky. NASA knows about it. That's why they haven't

(01:22:20):
been back to the moon since nineteen seventy one. The
teachings of the Honorableliji Muhammad have been ignored and minster
far Khan has also spoken out the presence of this
mother wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
What is the mother wheel? You're gonna have to explain
it to me quickly, brother idiots.

Speaker 25 (01:22:37):
Oh it is.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
I don't know. You've heard of Judgment Day, you heard
of the Last Day? This mother wheel that was created
by the Honorabilijia Muhammad's teacher, Master out Muhammad. Raise is
due forever.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
I love that guy, follow all this work. Yeah, so okay,
what is the big wheel? Wheel in the sky sun turning?
Are you a speedwagon?

Speaker 14 (01:23:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Journey Actually Saint made us all about it. You've actually
seen several movies that come out about it, but they
always want to insert some kind of reptilian alien inside
of it, so you can be confused about who is
really manning this?

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Uh, who is really manning it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Humans?

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Humans are? We are We're the alien wall.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
I want you, I want you to actually look up
a video Ankara Turkey ufo spelled a n k A
R Turkey ufo, and you can see the Mother Wheel
as it's come down three miles.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
Above from the X.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
How big is the Mother Wheel?

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
It is a half mile by a half mile. It's
the largest mechanical man made object of the sky and
it is the It is what's going to be the
weapon that's going to be used in Judgment Day to
take down the wicked governments of this world.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Oh oh oh, so the wicked governments are okay, I
see to wait a second, So.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
It has to be removed from the earth, which is
who of course you are, the white Man?

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Well, why would I why would I build that machine
then and put it up in the sky to kill me?

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Well, well, I'm saying you didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
It's man made. Who made it? Oh? The black man
made it?

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Yeah, black black, black scientists.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
When did they make this?

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
It was actually launched in nineteen twenty nine and it
was actually seen.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Byres before we went to space or anything. They launched
this Mother Wheel. Black scientists did, of course.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
And you know, we would probably need an entire show
to explain this, the presence of this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Where did they launch the Mother Wheel from?

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
It was launched in nineteen twenty nine from the Nipponese
Japanese islands, where the devil scientists white man did not
have any access to.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Now how did the black man get there? In secret?
And the Japanese were just very welcoming of the black scientists.
They said, come on, have you know to make a
base a space base here on one of our islands.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Well they know, you know, they were twenty five thousand
scientists were coming dear to build the Mother Wheel. And
at the time they were building it, they didn't know
what they were building. They thought they were building a city,
and it was actually something that's going to be launched
into space.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
That's crazy. So wait a second. You're telling me that
the scientists didn't even know what they were building, and
they thought they were building a city, and then we
launched it into space. The Mother Wheel.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Oh, I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
I mean, I don't know how. No, no, no, the
black Man, I don't want to take credit for this.
I mean, why he takes credit for a lot. I
don't want to take credit for the Mother Wheel. Let's
let's give credit where credit is due.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
We'll go to that video and we will have a.

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
Lot of time, and we played it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Did the planet? Yeah? Yeah, okay, So that's the Mother
Wheel and it's been up in the sky since nineteen twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Nine, Yeah, since since four seven years.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
What does it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
What powers the Mother Wheel?

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Well, it's powered off of electromagnetic energy, but it also
has engines that use oxygen and the oxygen in the
water to power it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Oh. Why, let me ask something. Why didn't the scientists
in nineteen twenty nine, who had this incredibly advanced technology,
obviously to keep something in the sky for I mean
how many years now, well, ninety years, one hundred years.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Whatever, almost technology, that technology has already been in distance
with the pre Adamites, which which they flew what is
called sometimes called magic carpets. So flying carpets uh in scriptures,
but are really uh anti gravity craft flying carpet technology.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
It's not made up, Charlie. It uses magic carpet technology.
Don't be ridiculous in there. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
So I know you guys. I know you guys are
funny and your comedians and all that. But I'm trying
to talk about something that's very silly. To look up
the words. You look up the word VIM and us
V I M A n A.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
We found the hidden the missing uh movie that Sinbad
was in Tchizam. It was all about this master wheel
or mother wheel. Okay, now wait a second. So it's
been flying around now, brother a X. Why when people
look into the sky with their telescopes they've seen it. Oh,

(01:28:01):
they do see it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
They've seen it, they filmed it. The FBI knows about it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I see. I thought this is a cecaret. I go.
This would be the dumbest thing in the world if
no one saw this, because how could this thing be
flying around up there? And no one's Yeah about that question? Se,
Well you just you see yourself. You know, the telescope,
your eyeball.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
I have. The question I have is why haven't the
United States and other governments been back to the Moon
since nineteen seventy one. It's because of the huge machines
that they saw there. Now this is also on the moon.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Yes, okay, who built those machines?

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
The blacks, black.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Scientists have been here trillions of years, man, oh longer
than the white man. The white white people are actually
new on the planet Earth. You are the newest people
on the Earth. And this is why everything is so
confusing to you. Now when I come and speak on
the radio, I'm like speaking Chinese.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
So what happened? Because you're always way to say, and
you're always calling and complaining to me that the white
man is holding you down and doing this and doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
I've never said that. You said that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Oh, you never said that. The blue eyed devil is that?

Speaker 6 (01:29:16):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
I'm just saying, the black man has been oppressed for
the last four hundred and sixty three years.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
How did you let that happen? When you have all
of this advanced technology. You were here first, I mean,
you built colonies up on the moon. How do you
let a couple of white guys come in and take over.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Well, a couple of white guys, wasn't the case in
fourteen ninety two you invaded this country from the Native Indian.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Why didn't you use your magnetic propulsion systems to get
us out of here? You know, develop a weapon to
blast us?

Speaker 25 (01:29:49):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
Like I said, since you're going to ask stupid questions,
maybe we need It's not a stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Question, that's a that's a real question. You've been silly. Now,
what planet are white people from?

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
White people? I say, when I came on the show
from an island called Patmos, which Yakhu created you and
grafted you from the original black man. And he did
this in a period of six hundred years. You would
graft it from sixty thousand black people. And you were
given six thousand years to rule over the original man, and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
That time is on earth. Why did they give him
six doles? Why would they torture the black man like that?

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
The black man has went to sleep and he has
to be woken up to who the real devil is.
The devil is not a spook. He is not a ghost.
God is not a spooking. God is not a ghost.
He's a living man if you read her back.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Let's not use the word spook and we're talking about
race relationships.

Speaker 15 (01:30:44):
You give me Nervous is an actual.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Word in the dictionary, and it's just another name for
a ghost or a ecto. You want, you just use poltergeist,
or you want to say apparition, or you can say spirit.
You can use a lot of different terms, just like
when they say when you wear. When you read the
Webster dictionary for the words devil, it's already giving you
white man's names.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Lucifer.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Hey, here's mister Bill House above. I mean it was
an all white man's name.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, my neighbor is named Biel's above,
totally white.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Look up in the dictionary, and I mean, looking the
white pages, you'll find a mister Lucifer, mister Santa, mister Satan.
I mean, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Spooky going on about this, no, okay, So all right,
so you'll launch this giant spaceship, the Mother Wheel. Then
what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
It's a They prophesized the last day, which is the
Arabic words which is keyama, meaning the last day of
Satan's rule has to be shut down by a physical man.
He can't be shut down by any spook guy or
any space ghost guy. A lot is not a spook.

(01:31:55):
Jesus is not a spook. He's a real living man
and the son of man, which is called which means guy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
He's just making this stuff work. He comes up with, right,
And if I asked him this next month, who's Yaku?

Speaker 26 (01:32:10):
He go?

Speaker 6 (01:32:11):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Yeah, I'm not going to be used with a chick
one time when I was sixteen, Hey, hey, Rob, I've.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Been speaking about this like over thirty years. Who I've
been Actually, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
This phone call has been thirty years. All right? So,
uh so you put this giant the black scientists put
this giant spaceship up there. When when when are all
of us white? He's going to be annihilated? What's the day?

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Well, I'm not going to say all of you are
going to be annihilation most most.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
Right, because most of most of us whities not good?
Is this white? No one ever gets out of poverty?
Why no one gets by the vast majority of people
don't get out of the projects because they believe Yaku
is going to come save them instead of hard work
and study.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
No, not not not Yaku. See there you go. You're sowing,
you know, mischief in the conversation and you're throwing misdirection
out there to the people who are factical facts, and
you're trying to shoot and they pay me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Now, when the Mother will blast everyone? Are they gonna
be blaster? Are they going to be spared?

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Well? See, the Mother Wheel has a work that it
has to do, and it's gonna do. And you've seen
and I just gave you the YouTube video. You can
go see this mother will for yourself and you'll actually
see a small craft at twenty seconds in the video shoot.

Speaker 15 (01:33:30):
Out this left side of it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
This wheel is real.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
NASA knows about it. The NSA knows about it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
And it's you're not answering my question. When is the
Mother will gonna blast me and all the rest of
us white doubles?

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
Okay, well, I'll tell you what you're actually every time
you wake up in the morning, all right, and you
do not see that Mother Wheel in this guy?

Speaker 19 (01:33:52):
You have another day so far.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
But I mean this situation with Trump in office right
now is modern day Pharaoh. And so that everything seemed
like it's coming really soon.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
So the Mother wheels coming closer.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
We got a Nazi in office. So we're getting he's
getting ready to put some Nazi things into uh uh
into play, and some Gestapo and SS tactics into play
with these FEMA camps, and he's going to try to
round up people and eventually and that's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
My brother the X last question her. You said that
Yaku made the white man and that the white man
gets six thousand years of rule over the black man,
just because that sounds like a nice round number and
it seems pretty sweet, like, hey, the black black people
running everything, let's just mix it up and put whitey

(01:34:42):
in charge.

Speaker 19 (01:34:43):
Now, how power?

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
How long do we have left in that six thousand years?

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Well, well I'll make it. I'll make it. I'll make
it very clear. All right, doubtable Minister Lewis Farmakon is
still speaking and he is still alive. But a minute
that you put your try to put your hands on
the autible, Minister Lewis Fara con that's going You're going
to see God himself.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
Put it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
I should all right, brother the X really clear that
up for me. I mean, I was looking to NASA
to answer my questions.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
About why would I have to do we would have
to do an entire show on this call to the Aftermath.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah yeah, all right, Brother the X about it all right?
Oh god, I can't wait for our subscriptions. Probably triple
go through the room. I like the idea of giving
them his oon show on ARMG plus. Yes, maybe we'll
replace the Aftermath with Brother X. Yeah, what would we

(01:35:46):
what would we call his show? That's to the White Man.
I think that's great, Mother Wheel killer toilet bove.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
People talking about this on the If you google mother
and Wheel, or you google mother Plane, you would get
a lot of videos and uh, you know, explanations of
the Mother Wheel coming from Muslims. Especially there's the book
I'll call the UFOs in the Nation of Islam.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Oh yeah, bo have picked that up. In fact, let
me brother ad X. I gotta let you go, thank you.
I gotta get on Amazon, I get that book you
thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:36:20):
Oh please be patient waiting to get on the air
like a toilet, but can only accommodate one lot a time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
All right, Alicia is here. She wants to go out
on a date with you. We'll give you dinner at
Hooley House. One Fun Pump dot Com She's forty two
years old, five to four black, black, reddish hair, hazel eyes.
She's a caregiver and she wants to go out on

(01:37:12):
a date. Are you good in bed? Would you say?

Speaker 5 (01:37:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
Are you kinky? Like on a scale of one to ten,
what would you rate yourself? Probably like a seven? Seven?
All right, so that's that's pretty kinky you ever had?
Let's see how kinky she is? Quickly, let's just give
her the rundown. You ever had a threesome? Yes? You
and another girl and a guy? You've had that? What

(01:37:40):
about two guys in you?

Speaker 24 (01:37:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
I haven't. Would you yes, ever had more than a threesome?
Like an orgy? Yes? How many people were there for four?

Speaker 26 (01:37:53):
Or?

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Have you ever yea like backdoor action? Yes? She likes that.
What about like golden showers? Things like that? You know,
sex in prison? So I'm just held up a sign.
I don't know what that means. Yes, yes, that's what

(01:38:16):
you visit that I worked in a prison. Wait a second,
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, you
worked in a prison. My best friend Peggy told me
not to talk about this.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
But.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
She was probably wrong. She probably was. Now the cats
out of the bag. I mean I would have just lied. Right,
there's the way you worked in a prison? Yes, as
a guard or I was a counselor. Dude, one of
the prisoners. Oh my god, she said, yes, how does

(01:39:00):
this go down? How explain this to me? I mean,
I don't need the details. I don't need all of
the details because I don't want to see you sent
the prison yourself. But how does this come about? So
you go in to prison, you're you're a drug counselor
or whatever, right, okay, and then what happens?

Speaker 27 (01:39:22):
I just had a lot of I had an office,
so you know, I had access to my private office
right right right, And.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
He actually was my I ran the A meetings, yes,
and he was my helper insistant.

Speaker 27 (01:39:47):
Yes, and yeah we just really connected and physically actually yes.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
The tattoo. Oh my god, wait a second. Oh wow,
this guy was twenty six right, yes, and he was
a prisoner. Did he know the end? Did you know
him before prison or you met him in prison? Now
she met him in prison? Yes, Okay, who makes the
first move? I can't really remember. I mean I think

(01:40:18):
he did. Wow, that's the past that happened. It happened
a while ago.

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
Yes, Okay, so that takes some freaking balls because if
she said no and then rant it on him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
She must have telegraphed like it's okay though. I mean,
a guy's not going to take that chance, right, I
want to think, So, unless you're in for life? What
was he doing time for?

Speaker 27 (01:40:46):
It was like trespassing and uh oh what was it? Assault?
A felonious assault?

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
I believe stole a blender from Cole's. So so, uh,
how long was he in there?

Speaker 21 (01:41:05):
For?

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Three years? Three years? At what point when you guys
hooked up? How many how many years did he have left?

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
He was?

Speaker 28 (01:41:12):
He only had like a year left, okay, So okay,
so this is the guy who left you for a
twenty two years?

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Yes, so what happened? Let me just speculate. So you're
banging this right, So you're banging the guy on the
insight in the big house. Well, just one time. It
just happened once, that's it.

Speaker 27 (01:41:36):
Yes, Yeah, because I I kind of told on myself
because you're told on your I totally because I felt
you told self?

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
Are you an idiot? I don't ever admit to something
like that, I know, I totally. I mean I had yeah,
but oh, your boss, You're like, hey boss.

Speaker 27 (01:41:58):
I had yeah, because I asked to be trans for no,
I didn't say that, but I you know, I asked
to be transferred and.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
The developed some sort of uh well relationship with this prisoner. Yes,
and did they transfer you or they transfer you right
out the door? They did? Yeah. I ended up being
let go. Oh see, you never should have told well,
I did you think people suspected it?

Speaker 27 (01:42:26):
And that's no, actually no, which was really odd, but
nobody suspected.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
I can't believe you told. I know, that's not a
smart move during the act. Are you trying to be
real quiet? Is you like hand over your mouth trying
to keep keep it down.

Speaker 27 (01:42:44):
I knew nobody was going to come in there, but
you're here banging. And I was in a building by myself.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
It was so and we had.

Speaker 24 (01:42:57):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
I mean, I need to get into this prison. So
I was like, it could be almost like a vacation.
I don't have to pay for anything. My room and
board is taken care of, three meals a day, hot
sex and sex, right, I mean hot prison sex. So
so then the guy gets out, right, and then you

(01:43:21):
guys meet in the in the in the real world.
You guys see each other for a while, right, and
then once he has his taste of freedom, he's like
and go start banging twenty two year olds. Right. I
introduced him to Facebook auhh, and and things took off

(01:43:44):
from them.

Speaker 6 (01:43:44):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
Did you get this tattoo on your chest of him
with the whole king thing or whatever while he was
still in prison?

Speaker 6 (01:43:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
And he only did it once once? Tattoo. Were you
still working there when you got the tattoo? Okay? I
was gonna say, like I thought like maybe she was
going in and like covering up this tattoo on the
coworkers like a prison a prison tat.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Yeah? Was it like a string and a needle and like,
uh huh wow, I mean this is one of the
this is I've I've heard wild stories on this show,
but I mean this is let me go to uh, Pat,
you're on Rover's Morning Glory, Go ahead, Pat, Hey.

Speaker 15 (01:44:38):
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
Hey man? What's happening?

Speaker 15 (01:44:40):
Nothing? He used to be surprised how many like CEOs
or nurses that work in prison that you know, sleep
with inmates. There's there's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
How do you know this?

Speaker 6 (01:44:53):
I was, I was in I was in the clinker.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
He did anyone sleep with you? I mean no, no,
but other other inmates?

Speaker 15 (01:45:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, there is a lot of good looking
CEOs that I would like the bang.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
I bet, I bet. Now this this is fascinating. I
thought this was a very rare thing, Like you know,
it doesn't when when let me just ask you this
on sort of a larger level, like, so here you
are divorced. I guess at the time, right, or did
you get divorced because I was. I was in a
relationship and with a guy for two years and we

(01:45:34):
had just broke up. So I was pretty gullible, I guess.
And now, because this is the this is the first
thing that enters my mind. Like when those those guys
broke out of prison and they found that the one
woman helped them to get out and all that kind
of stuff, I go, what an idiot this chick is?
How stupid? I have to ask you the same question,

(01:45:58):
like there must have been something in your mind. Maybe
this was a great looking guy. He could have been
super attractive, sexy. I don't know. Something must have told
you it's probably not a good idea to sleep this
guy's in prison. A he's a loser because he's in prison.

(01:46:18):
B it's probably I did to sleep with him.

Speaker 27 (01:46:21):
Yeah, I mean, I'm very non judgmental, so I didn't
like consider him a loser. Obviously he made a mistake,
and I mean, he wasn't in there for murder, you know,
like anything really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
But you know, and he was.

Speaker 27 (01:46:43):
An addict, and that's the kind of population that I
was working with, and I understand addiction, and so I
kind of related to a lot of stuff that he
had gone through, and you know, we just connected like that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
So I never really thought about this is I.

Speaker 27 (01:47:04):
Mean, I did consider this is a really bad idea,
but you know, obviously my feelings were greater than.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
Now, what if he what if he said, what if?
What if you were in there for longer and he said,
bring bring me a file, bring me a hackshaw? But
you've done it?

Speaker 21 (01:47:23):
No, No, how do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
How do you know?

Speaker 27 (01:47:27):
Because I don't think I would have been able to
get that through security.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
She had to go through security every time. Yeah, every
time you enter. I remember, Yeah, Wow, that's something else.
You see. You never smuggled him in anything. No condoms, no,
no cigarettes, no, no, is this one of the craziest

(01:47:54):
stories you've heard on this show, Charlie. Yes, yes, I
didn't know. I thought it was like such a rare thing.

Speaker 6 (01:48:00):
Yeah, to.

Speaker 9 (01:48:02):
Prisons out there, because that's all the guy's trying. I
guess he has all day to try to work.

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
What do you have to lose? Have anything to lose? Right,
there's no other chicks around me, And it's not like
you're surrounded by chicks. I mean, any chake that comes
into your but life, you're like hitting on her and
nothing against you. But I almost thought like girls go
in with their guard up even more.

Speaker 9 (01:48:25):
They're not to say prisoners are gross, but they've there,
they've made some big mistakes in their life, and they'd
be like they wouldn't be able to be conned into it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
Well, now it actually gives me hope if I ever
get sent to prison for anything, like, there's a chance
there's a chance I could con some of these women.

Speaker 29 (01:48:40):
Are just sleeping with me. It probably wouldn't be that bad.
I thought it was just I'd have to take butt
sex from bubb all day. But now I see what's
really going on in these places. This is traphon guy too,
I know. Okay, Wow, practicing but I kind of picked

(01:49:01):
up something in prison that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
I like, right, m h. How soon after he got out?
Did do you guys stop seeing each other?

Speaker 30 (01:49:10):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Six months? Six months? So it lasted for six months.
Did you tell any of your family or anyone that
you were dating this guy?

Speaker 24 (01:49:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
They all knew. Did they know how you met? That
you met? And did your family? What was their reaction?
They just think I'm crazy. They thought you were nuts. Yeah,
so they're a wrong with you, right right, right?

Speaker 4 (01:49:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:49:35):
So your job never found out, well until I told,
But yeah, you didn't tell? Oh I thought you didn't
tell him? Like I banged this guy out? No, no, no, no,
they no.

Speaker 6 (01:49:47):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
What do you think would have happened if they found out?

Speaker 6 (01:49:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
I'm not sure. I mean, they must have been nerve wracking.

Speaker 27 (01:49:57):
But that's why I told that myself, because as I
couldn't I mean, I needed a job. I couldn't leave
there right away, So that's why I asked to be transferred,
you know, so at least I could keep my job.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
And did it add to the excitement a little bit?

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Though?

Speaker 27 (01:50:14):
Oh yeah, in the press absolutely, that's like the hottest
thing ever.

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
That's why it was so high. Wow, this is extraordinary.
I mean, I feel like I should have a hundred
more questions, but my mind is blown right now, and
i'm i'm I'm, I'm at a loss. What was the
office like on the desk? Was it happening in the
desk totally on the desk bent over? Yes? So you

(01:50:42):
were bent over the desk, railing you from behind.

Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (01:50:46):
Protection they don't have protection in prison. Once she remember
she had one, or if she got knocked up during this.
You tell people this prisoner knocked me upon.

Speaker 28 (01:50:56):
Baby, that's happened. But I know there was no protection.
There was no protection, I see.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
Do you regret it.

Speaker 27 (01:51:07):
On some levels, yes, but not much. I mean I
had a lot of losses and consequences from that.

Speaker 9 (01:51:14):
So but that's the only reason why. I mean, you
actually enjoyed the prison, the hot kinky.

Speaker 3 (01:51:19):
I wish you would have been a staff member instead.

Speaker 27 (01:51:22):
There were some staff members that I was dating when
I worked there before him son of them in the prison.

Speaker 3 (01:51:30):
Now I wish I would have no better. I mean,
this is something else, the action going on at these places.
Who knew, Joe, You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Joe,
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 15 (01:51:46):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:51:47):
Hey, what's happening about?

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
Not much.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
I got a few questions for her.

Speaker 15 (01:51:51):
I mean, I was a officer out in Kansas.

Speaker 23 (01:51:54):
I grew up in Ohio, moved out of Kansas, tried
to escape a bunch of family issues. But I started
taking some stuff in for one of the prisoners and
I actually got hot.

Speaker 3 (01:52:06):
I got caught.

Speaker 15 (01:52:07):
So now I got hit with two felonies.

Speaker 23 (01:52:09):
One was tasking and contraband the second one was possession
of synthetic marijuana.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
And I got caught.

Speaker 6 (01:52:18):
But one of my.

Speaker 15 (01:52:18):
Biggest questions for her is did you tell on yourself
because you were trying to you thinking that you.

Speaker 23 (01:52:25):
Could avoid the possible felony charges, or did you really
just end it because you were afraid.

Speaker 27 (01:52:32):
I really ended it because I was afraid. I was
afraid that, you know, I would have charges against me.
Or I mean it was crazy because after they found
out and stuff, because they did have eventually find out
that we had set. Yes, they did find out, and

(01:52:53):
they acted they treated him like I raped him. I
mean they used that I had to go to you know,
counseling and stuff like that, like and he basically told him,
you know this wasn't right. You know, it was consensual,
and you know he kept telling them, but they had
to do protests.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
How did they find this out? Like, first of all,
I'm just putting myself in your shoes. If I if
I did this and I banged the prisoner or whatever,
I would never admit to it. There's no frigging way.
And even if the prisoner said yeah, I banged that
check out, I go, he's in prison, a loser, he's

(01:53:36):
an edict, he's locked up. Why would you believe this
guy he's trying to get me in trouble or whatever,
you know, I mean, never would you. Ever, how would
they prove it?

Speaker 31 (01:53:44):
You know, no, my building was the only one that
didn't have cameras, So I mean, how would they do
an investigation?

Speaker 3 (01:53:54):
Well, because under the conclusion.

Speaker 27 (01:53:56):
Because although I said I didn't tell, I ended up
telling on myself. I told one of my coworkers, and
she actually a on me because she because she knew
the story. Yeah, so that's kind of how that. It
was kind of after I had already talked to them
about she.

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
Told me, I think I need a transfer things or
you know whatever. And then and then you told one
of your co workers. I'd bang this guy out and
I hung up on that guy. I wanted to find
out whatever happened with this thing, I'd end up going
to jail or whatever. So so girls, that's another thing.
They can't keep their mouths shut. Like why I tell

(01:54:40):
someone you think is your friend of me something like this?
You know, does he get in more trouble?

Speaker 7 (01:54:47):
He did.

Speaker 27 (01:54:47):
He was in segregation for four months, and we actually
continued our relationship through letters, and they shipped him four
hours away to a different prison, and so he would
be farthest away from me. They wouldn't let me see him,
but we were still allowed to continue our relationship over
the phone and through letters.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
I was going to ask that you couldn't go visit him, No,
they wouldn't let me.

Speaker 27 (01:55:12):
Right, and he got said he got out six months early,
and because he was actually.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
He got moved to a level one, which.

Speaker 27 (01:55:21):
Means he was getting ready to be sent to a camp,
which was lowest security. And then this happened and it
moved his security back up to a two. They shipped
into a different prison, and then he got out six
months early to a halfway house, and I was allowed
to go and.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
See him there.

Speaker 27 (01:55:40):
He was coming home for home visits and stuff on
the weekends and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:55:45):
So, so your family found out about all this? Yes, yes,
Then what did they say that? I mean they must,
I mean they pretty much knew I was going to
get in trouble. How do you do something like that
and not get in trouble? Right?

Speaker 24 (01:56:03):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
I mean, so you told a coworker and then they
must have come to you and they confront you and
they say so and so Seanna told us you did this, right,
you fetched up at that point you should I still
would have denied it, and that'll no.

Speaker 27 (01:56:22):
He even told me the inmate. He even said, why
did you admit to it? You're supposed to lie. No,
that's not my style. These prisoners know how to lie.

Speaker 3 (01:56:32):
Yeah, I should have. Maybe, I don't know. I mean
when they when they discovered this, did they threaten you,
like we could have you arrested or well?

Speaker 27 (01:56:44):
They originally thought that I was bringing stuff in and
that's like the one day I went into.

Speaker 3 (01:56:50):
Work and you're letting stuff in, not bringing stuff.

Speaker 27 (01:56:54):
They like patted me down and you know, because they
thought I had contraband tobacco or marijuana or something they thought,
and I told her I didn't. I did have candy.
I was bringing in like bags of candy or whatever.
And I didn't only share it with him, I shared
it with other inmates, like helpers of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:57:16):
And you know, they thought that I was bringing contrabanded
and I wasn't. But then when they found out what
you when they found out the whole story, they didn't
threaten you, like, hey, we could have charges, no nothing.
They just they wanted to get rid of you. They
wanted to sweep the sun right out. Just scandal, right.

(01:57:38):
They don't.

Speaker 7 (01:57:38):
They probably don't want in the paper or anything. A
lot of times to make the news. You hear about
somebody sleeping with them, you keep it out of it.
They keep it out right, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:57:50):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:57:53):
All right, well, it's an amazing story, Alicia. We'll see
how this date. Now, let's see how now, so let's
see how this day goes. How you top prison sex?
Does the guy show up in stripes? Stop ons? Uh huh,
strap ons, handcuffs, all that kind of stuff. I guess

(01:58:15):
night sticks. All right, well, Alicia, good luck on this date.
Thank you for sharing that story. I know that must
have been extremely difficult and embarrassing and all of that, right, right,
And are you gonna go kill your friend back there?

(01:58:37):
You held up that sign our friend. Our friends just basically,
uh held up said prison sex. When we were talking
about how kinky she was, he holds up aside that
says prison sex. What in the world could that even mean? Like,
was she in prison and had sex with another prisoner?
I did not expect that you can go kill that guy?

Speaker 14 (01:58:58):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
All right, Alicia, good luck to you on the date.
I have to take a break. By the way, ladies,
if you want to get on the Thursday hookup, if
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phones phones. I ain't ringing for that one. Yeah that's
a new one. I mean, yeah, that's not ringing off

(01:59:24):
the hook for people who were calling in with that story. Uh,
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(01:59:46):
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and I'll pay for the whole thing. All right, let
me take a quick break. Be right back on Raelferd's
Morning Glory.

Speaker 11 (02:00:02):
Hang out with Forward, stay, one tequila shot, one.

Speaker 4 (02:00:07):
Water, Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
Let's see here, Vanessa, You're on Roevery's Morning Glory. Your
morning Vanessa. Hey guys, Hi, what's up?

Speaker 4 (02:00:21):
I was listening yesterday and I just wanted to know
if Jeffrey actually had that turkey in his fridge.

Speaker 3 (02:00:27):
Oh you know what, now that is a very good question.
Thank you for reminding me about that, Vanessa. And so yesterday,
Dumb yesterday told us that he was he felt bad.
And I think Dumb genuinely felt bad because he came
in here during your commercial break and told me that
he felt bad. He'd invited Jeffrey and his wife and

(02:00:47):
his kids over to his house, the Dumb's house, on Thanksgiving,
because he said that he felt bad that you know,
Jeffrey's parents were out of town where Jeffrey normally goes
for Thanksgiving, and and so he thought they were going
to have a bad Thanksgiving. He invited him over to
his house. Correct well, lo and behold. I guess Dumb's

(02:01:11):
wife wanted no part of that.

Speaker 16 (02:01:12):
Well, he didn't ask first, he just said come on over,
and then his wife was like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (02:01:18):
No way, I don't want those people.

Speaker 32 (02:01:19):
In my kid.

Speaker 3 (02:01:20):
I'm an odd thing. I don't know. I guess maybe
when you're married that's how life is.

Speaker 16 (02:01:23):
But if my husband said, look, there's somebody at work
that needs to be with us, I would say, okay,
not happy, but.

Speaker 3 (02:01:33):
Thank you over my house, you know. But I wouldn't
even look. I wouldn't even think that even like, I
don't know. I guess this is why I'm not married.
That's why all my relationships fail. But I just say,
if I want to invite someone to Thanksgiving, they're coming
to Thanksgiving, what do you have to say about it?
You know you already invited him. Yeah, Once you do that,
it's done. Yeah. Yeah, And I'm sure his wife and

(02:01:54):
his wife wanted to invite a friend of hers or whatever. Oh,
he did have no say in it. Exactly correct. It's
got to go both ways.

Speaker 30 (02:02:01):
So his wife didn't want Jeffrey and his wife and
kids coming over for Thanksgiving, So Dumb apparently sent the
text message to Jeffrey disinviting him, but sent it to
the wrong phone number, sent it to Jeffrey's home number
and never and Jeffrey of course never got it.

Speaker 3 (02:02:20):
So Jeffrey was sitting around all day on Thanksgiving dressed
in his suit. Well, this is what I think, Jeffrey
sitting around all day on Thanksgiving waiting to go over
the dumbs and then, you know it never gets an
inviter anymore. He doesn't know where Dumb lives so didn't
know what to do. So we just sat there and waited.
So Dumb felt bad. And Jeffrey says, no, no, no,

(02:02:41):
I didn't sit around all day, which everyone, you know,
no one really believed him. And then Jeffrey had this
story how they he still had a turkey and nine
beans and nine pound turkey. That was a thirteen pound turkey,
there was two of them. Then yeah, then he said
that he had turkey left over from last year that

(02:03:01):
was frozen that he was going to get. Then he
said that he went to the store. I think, well,
two different stories. One was the day before he went
to the store and got the turkey. The other is
the day on Thanksgiving and get a turkey. And then
the fourth story was at his buddy Dez. Desmond brought
a turkey over, which is weird because Desmond doesn't have

(02:03:22):
a car, and all he's calls Jeffrey looking for a ride.
How would Desmond bring the turkey to Jeffrey right there
is no car. Jeffery has to go over there and
pick it up and then drive back. Plus the turkey
was either thirteen pounds or nine pounds. Thank you, Thank
you for look at echo. It's like it's like if
I had a new Jersey accent, that's what my echo

(02:03:43):
would sound like. So we everyone sort of thought that
Jeffrey made that up because he didn't want to, you know,
he had pride, correct. I really felt bad for Jeffrey too,
and so Jeffrey would He's like, nope, we had Thanksgiving dinner.

(02:04:07):
My wife cooked the turkey. I find that a little
bit suspect.

Speaker 16 (02:04:11):
It's a lot of work cooking it, cleaning the turkey,
cooking it, basing.

Speaker 3 (02:04:14):
It's making graves. I find it suspect.

Speaker 9 (02:04:18):
So because I was just real quick was that Jeffrey's
house once just uh and the kids were just eating
like a piece like a casadia, just a cheese, just
strictly cheese.

Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Just milt the cheese inside of the case of dia
and that was well, that might.

Speaker 21 (02:04:32):
Have been a snack, though I know it was dinner
because they offered us. They said, do you want some
dinner and they handed.

Speaker 3 (02:04:36):
Us as well. Yeah, it was very nice. So I'm
just saying, I don't know what a grade of cooks.
You could be very simple. So I said that Jeffrey, uh,
you know, he said he had the leftovers. I said, Jeffrey,
prove it. Then, prove that you really had this turkey,
and I'll give you a hundred bucks if you really
had this turkey, if you show it to us. And

(02:04:58):
Jeffrey declined. At that point, it's like blood in the water,
you know, when he says, no, I won't have a
hundred bucks to prove that I have the turkey. You go, oh,
this guy's lying. Yeah at that correct. So we go
back and forth. Finally I say, did we send Dieter
up to Jeffrey's house? And I said, if he has

(02:05:18):
the turkey, give him a hundred bucks. So I know
that diet went up to to Jeffrey's house yesterday to
see if he really had the turkey, and it was.
I was fascinated by this. Yesterday, even after the show.
I was walking back to our back office with Charlie.
He said, what do you think turkey or no turkey?

(02:05:39):
And he said, no turkey. Charlie did not believe. I
think that's what you said, right, I kept I'm wavering
still to this moment.

Speaker 9 (02:05:46):
You don't know, I thinking, if there is a turkey,
somebody brought them the turkey, like they didn't make a turkey.

Speaker 3 (02:05:52):
They did not cook a turkey. Rob, did you not
see him?

Speaker 7 (02:05:55):
Right after the show, we were going to leave, and
Jeffrey turned the corner in the hallway and he got
his phone out to make a call.

Speaker 3 (02:06:00):
And I told Jeffrey, don't call, make no phone calls nothing.

Speaker 21 (02:06:04):
Right away he went to the bathroom and then Dieter
and I had to chase him to the bathroom to
make sure that he wasn't on the cell phone.

Speaker 3 (02:06:09):
So, because he'll call someone, you know, I need a turkey,
I'll give you fifty bucks a carcass. Yeah, right, all right?
So what happened Dieter? You you get in Jeffrey's car.
You didn't follow him there. You get in his car.

Speaker 7 (02:06:20):
We both get into his car and then we drive
out there and Jeffrey was very I had no idea.
He was so upset about the dumb incident that dumb
you know, renigged on it. He gave him the invitation
and then backed down. I mean that really hurt Jeffrey.
You know, you don't as a man, you don't do
that right. It shows that dumb doesn't wear the pants
and his family. So we finally after that and we
got to know each other a little bit more. And

(02:06:42):
then then we got to uh Jeffrey's house and then
I took I took a video on if you want
to see this.

Speaker 3 (02:06:47):
Rover, there's some audio the results this.

Speaker 7 (02:06:50):
Yeah, this is so then I Jeffrey really don't want
me to come inside, and I respect that. So I
waited outside in the car, and then Jeffrey had to
go inside for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:07:00):
And then this is the video of me sitting in
the car waiting. I do have a video here, and
we haven't posted this yet, I guess, but I just
tweeted it all right, oh Twitter at conference, Charlie. You
are no, it's not going to put it up a
Rover radio. I can't. My videos aren't I don't have
any video proper radio. I didn't tell you that, don't

(02:07:21):
I've said it. Wow, it's at RMG Charlie on tune.
People would like results too, Rover, Well, all right, I
can I can post it. You are such an ass.
I already told him ten minutes ago I couldn't post
the video, So you dita do anything about it? So
you're gonna let him promote. He told me that in
the middle of the show. What do you want me
to do? You mind stop the show so we'll play

(02:07:45):
the audio and then during the break you can fix it.

Speaker 7 (02:07:49):
Let me see here this is so here's you're waiting
in the car. Yeah, and Teffery goes inside. I hear
some you know, some yelling. His wife was home. I
don't think she want to be inside.

Speaker 3 (02:07:58):
All right, here is said?

Speaker 24 (02:08:00):
This is?

Speaker 3 (02:08:01):
This is Did he really have a turkey on Thanksgiving?
Or did he make the whole thing up just to
be for embarrassment or pride or whatever it is? Here
we go, all right, we're waiting for Jeffrey to come out.
I'm inside his car. There's a lot of fingernails there.
It's got filthy, it's filthy. I'm in a puke. I

(02:08:25):
hope you get some of the headliner, whereas kids have
colored with the cran comes. He's got something. Oh geez
ew that is it's a turkey. What size is that?
He's got a turkey under a under a bathtowel?

Speaker 24 (02:08:44):
Ew.

Speaker 3 (02:08:45):
It's like a floor rug.

Speaker 25 (02:08:54):
It falls apart when you're cutting.

Speaker 3 (02:08:55):
What do you want to stay to Rovert? Well, you
can give you one hundred dollars to let me have
my prirent place in the studio one hundred bucks. Or
he wants a prominent place in the studio. I think
you'd pay an extra tw hundred dollars a month just
to keep him out at the studio. Is there any
more this video? Or he just watch this one more part?
I know it's something in the on the floor here.
What is it?

Speaker 4 (02:09:16):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (02:09:16):
That blood.

Speaker 3 (02:09:19):
There's a dead body. Blood that's in his car just
to that's staying. Is that from when your wife and
you went on that date, Jeffrey And what is the
blood buddy? And then she had the scorched Yeah, and
by my feet I think there was a rolled up diaper.
If you look over things, I didn't see that that
kid has my dog paid painter's cap.

Speaker 21 (02:09:39):
No, that's my kid has the swimming diapers that you
wear when he goes into Where are you.

Speaker 3 (02:09:43):
Going, Jeffrey, Jeffrey for getting that right now, get you
don't don't don't go in the phone screening room?

Speaker 6 (02:09:52):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (02:09:52):
Yes? Anyhow, so you did have a turkey?

Speaker 6 (02:09:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:09:56):
Yes, yeah, you got you?

Speaker 4 (02:09:59):
You man?

Speaker 22 (02:10:00):
Why the truth? Because what was on the floor is
my daughter's has this. That's my daughter's favorite painters cap.

Speaker 6 (02:10:07):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (02:10:08):
A big stain in your car? That the blood probably.

Speaker 22 (02:10:12):
From when my my my my disastrous dinder date for
my one anniversari from last year.

Speaker 3 (02:10:17):
I don't know what the holidays, what happened on that date?

Speaker 4 (02:10:20):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:10:23):
You guys go out an your wife and I was
sitting in the spot she has she has the squirts
that in her new dress. Oh no, that's not number two.

Speaker 16 (02:10:35):
Oh that's your wife's number two.

Speaker 3 (02:10:39):
I don't know what the hell it is? How do
you not know what that is?

Speaker 16 (02:10:42):
It's a massive, massive streak of something reddish brown?

Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
Your car does it smell?

Speaker 4 (02:10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 24 (02:10:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (02:10:50):
And they tried to cover up with this piece of
paper that was over it, and then when I got out,
the paper fell off.

Speaker 3 (02:10:55):
And I looked at the side. I'm like, oh wait,
what is that? Like, I better get that on camera. Well,
we should go get some DNA sample of it. So
you were telling the truth. Huh all along, you guys
really did have a turkey. What was that towel from
that you put on top of it? What's that for? Oh,
that's to keep it moist dry out, keeps it moist? Huh,

(02:11:15):
like a bath towel or something like get out of
the I guess she doesn't need the towels for showering,
so they can't put it in the house showering. Do you,
thank you very much, use the towel. Do you moisten
the towel and then put it over? Is that the point?

Speaker 24 (02:11:29):
Or is it?

Speaker 22 (02:11:30):
It's a dry towel towel and we put it over
and it keeps the turkey moist. So don't try out
specific turkey towel? Or will you use that again to
clean yourself? I don't know, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (02:11:41):
I want to tell you that I'm glad that you
guys had the turkey Thanksgiving and all that. Do you
think it's possible that someone gave that thing is leftovers?
He didn't really have it on on Thanksgiving. Possibly, I
think he might have cleaned the turkey in the shower.

Speaker 22 (02:12:02):
To dry it, because I was I put it in
the pay for her to put into the oven.

Speaker 3 (02:12:07):
Who cleaned it? Wait a second, I just watched a
video again. Did anyone notice that turkey had a tail
like a.

Speaker 5 (02:12:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:12:14):
I think that might have been the rat. I you
know what, I I know that we have a year's
long tradition on this show that I cannot break. We've
been one hundred dollars for for this, for you to
show that you had the turkey, right. Yeah, Unfortunately we

(02:12:36):
did not shake shake, shaking that whatever. So I'm sorry, Sorry,
he's going home. No, he's not calling home. He stop.

(02:12:57):
Give him no, dude, Then I have to give one
hundred bucks everyone I didn't shake shake shake with if
you want, if you want to make it official, you
have to shake shake shake or virtual shake shake shake.
Got these surprises.

Speaker 9 (02:13:09):
Jeffrey called his neighbor and said, I'll give you fifty
bucks if you bring a turkey over.

Speaker 3 (02:13:14):
Because he knew he was going to be getting one
hundred dollars. He said, we could split the money if
you just bring a turkey over. Joey and Ben Rouge, Louisiana.
Good morning, Joey. I was listening yesterday, man, I use
all Maha radio listening to y'all.

Speaker 15 (02:13:29):
I was listening yesterday and wondering, I've had an update by.

Speaker 12 (02:13:32):
Jeffries running carcass baby food turkey.

Speaker 3 (02:13:36):
Yeah, Dieter, Dieter did go there, and it did indeed
actually turn out that Jeffrey did have a turkey. Believe
it or not, he actually had a turkey a towel
like a baby. Very very strange, very strange. I don't

(02:13:56):
know why he's so bent out of shape today. Why
I think I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (02:14:01):
I'm not sure if this is true or not. The
COVID website that Gerber is declaring bankruptcy?

Speaker 3 (02:14:07):
Is that why American Airlines and Gerber declared bankruptcy. That's
the happiest thing I ever heard, declaring bankruptcy.

Speaker 6 (02:14:15):
What about.

Speaker 3 (02:14:19):
Yeah, Jeffrey did you?

Speaker 6 (02:14:20):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:14:20):
I didn't know.

Speaker 22 (02:14:20):
I don't have stocking Gerber investing to talk about. I
don't way spend time, money or energy on stock.

Speaker 3 (02:14:27):
You're happy if Gerber went bankrupt? How are you gonna
get Gerber from now?

Speaker 7 (02:14:31):
I don't I don't eat baby, get that through your
thick skull.

Speaker 3 (02:14:34):
But tattooing you back then, I don't have a Gerber
tattoo on me it at all. I think you have
the Gerber baby tattooed on your back. He's gonna have
to switch to that grape nut or whatever. He just
hit me the side, jeff Remember Robin's got this back

(02:14:54):
brace on it and his bag. I just had a
conversation with Jeffrey during a commercial break a couple of
hours ago. You can't just go around hitting people, Jeffrey.
What's the problem, man, I'm just telling you, like all
the I mean just baby food stuff, she's getting so
old and worn out.

Speaker 22 (02:15:09):
I mean, ever since that the thing where Rob claimed
me he saw you said you saw the baby food
in my truck, which we all know is naturally still
it was on a hundred dollars off of that bed,
which he basically is way out because of the.

Speaker 3 (02:15:18):
Virtus no virtual shake, shake shake. Oh you should have
learned your lesson then, yeah, you know, especially when you
didn't virtual shake shake shake with me yesterday for the
one hundred dollars. Well, I'm just when I go home today,
I'm just gonna go home and go back to bed.
How would you like it, though, if someone got mad
at you and just punched you. Oh I've been punched
a couple of times here, But I mean, we don't

(02:15:40):
go around talking. By what you're talking. My wife is
punched me in my seck when she gets mad at me.
Oh you're sack. Yeah, my sad blew up and got
all big. Dude, We're not. Yeah, that's crazy interessing.

Speaker 16 (02:15:52):
You know, we have talked about Rover having chlamydia since
two thousand and three, Dieter and Paco since two thousand
and three.

Speaker 3 (02:15:59):
I've been my forehead is so big. Haha, we all
get tea right, girl, I don't go around punching people.
And all right, why would your wife punch you in
the sack? Does she like lay it out on a
table and just pound it? Or baby food withdrawal withdrawal?

(02:16:19):
It wasn't a baby baby food induced psychosis?

Speaker 22 (02:16:22):
No, no, why did you punch you in the set?
I think it was just she just got mad something.
This was a long time ago, though, and she just
just I was standing him. She said, oh, she won't
like to keep the pet rat?

Speaker 3 (02:16:33):
Was I don't have a pet rat?

Speaker 6 (02:16:34):
Did was?

Speaker 3 (02:16:35):
It when you motor voted that girl. No, this was before,
way before that, even before you were on the show. Yeah, yeah,
she punched. Jeffrey told me the other day that his
wife pulled his hair, yes, and pinched him really hard,
hard pinches. That was over the picture of me posing
with the Hustler Club van. It was a van. You
aren't actually you weren't actually posing with a real girl.

(02:16:55):
You were in front of a women or giant too.
I mean it's a huge woman. Your wife got angry
that you were in front of the picture of a girl.

Speaker 22 (02:17:04):
Well, she thinks I could have I could have had
an extension program in my trousers because of.

Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
The semi Yeah, he got e wrecked. Extension program.

Speaker 22 (02:17:14):
Extension that she just does she say that didn't Well,
she got mad at the picture though.

Speaker 3 (02:17:20):
That was the whole point because of how how I
was posing with the picture. I had a look on
my face. Did she say, were you what is it? Extended? Yes?
Extension program? No, I just got that thing from the
from Cleveland and the family guys. Family guy.

Speaker 22 (02:17:33):
He goes, I'm the skill administrator, but I think there's
an extension program going on in my trouser Terry, you're on.

Speaker 3 (02:17:40):
Roever this morning, Glory, Good morning Terry.

Speaker 15 (02:17:43):
Jeff.

Speaker 4 (02:17:43):
When he gets hold me, better have my fifty books.
I didn't take that turkey oder for nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:17:48):
Oh you Jeff, so Jeff, well, you know you know what, Joe?
Are you his neighbor guy?

Speaker 5 (02:18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (02:18:01):
Right, you probably put the do you probably put that
stuff on my front porch?

Speaker 3 (02:18:05):
And my wife wound up calling the police. Forty what stuff?
What stuff?

Speaker 22 (02:18:11):
My wife called and told me yesterday while we were packing,
you know, I was on my way home and some
let you put baby food, a cheese and cat litter.

Speaker 3 (02:18:19):
On my front porch. My wife got so bad on
she if she took it.

Speaker 22 (02:18:22):
As a throat, called the police and had the police
come out and take a look at it. She came no,
she called ninety one once. She called the regular the
main phone number because it wasn't an emergency, but she
had the police came out to take a look at it,
and she said, next time it happens, don't be afraid.

Speaker 3 (02:18:35):
To call them again. So what was the kitty letter?
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:18:38):
You had a kitty letter fetish on top of all
these other weird fetishes. What do you do with kitty litter.

Speaker 22 (02:18:46):
No, I'm just I was just saying, I'm just telling
you what's left on my front point.

Speaker 3 (02:18:51):
It was with some person littered on my front porch
litter and.

Speaker 6 (02:18:54):
What the cheese?

Speaker 3 (02:18:56):
Has she cheese? What kind of cheese was it? I
don't know what kind of baby food was? I don't know,
you don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:19:04):
You tell me.

Speaker 3 (02:19:05):
She just told me was those three items? I know
it was beached up baby food and it was also
a shredded cheese. How'd you know someone called in yesterday
and said they were gonna stop my house and drop
off some material. The police take it as as evidence
in the area evidence. It was just putting. It was
just putting a garbage bag and disposed of properly. How

(02:19:26):
did they that out? I saw at the scene nor
the scene, Charlie. I saw in nineteen Action News that
someone is being held on domestic terrorism charges for this. Oh,
Jeffrey man at all? Doug, you're on road each morning, Glory,
Good morning, Doug, Hey.

Speaker 25 (02:19:43):
Good morning guys man. I'm glad to see you guy.
My treat yesterday, how doesn't really work out for you?

Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
Bud?

Speaker 22 (02:19:49):
You No one dropped anything off to my house except
for that, except for the trash on my front door.

Speaker 6 (02:19:53):
I call it.

Speaker 25 (02:19:55):
I didn't get no treat looking to get rid of it,
and I got a I got a real good care
package coming today.

Speaker 22 (02:20:00):
Tell me, well, just make sure you're around the place,
come and bust your ass for littering.

Speaker 25 (02:20:04):
Oh you're gonna love it.

Speaker 24 (02:20:05):
J Just so you know, have a great.

Speaker 25 (02:20:06):
Weekend, pooker pants, use.

Speaker 15 (02:20:08):
My dipers.

Speaker 22 (02:20:11):
Your ass, use your own baby food, and use your
duggers on your and you're.

Speaker 3 (02:20:17):
Sticking the lass, your piece of trash right into a
successful career.

Speaker 11 (02:20:29):
You see, man explaining is shorthand for when a man
is explaining something.

Speaker 4 (02:20:36):
Welcome back to Rover this morning, Glory.

Speaker 3 (02:20:43):
Let's see here. I got an email from a girl
a while back. Let me read you this email because
we talked to her and I said, you know what,
maybe we should have her put her money where her
mouth is. MICHAELA wrote, Hey, guys, my name is Mikayla.
I called into the show this morning recommending that you

(02:21:04):
guys bring on a girl to the show. Essentially, let
me just paraphrase what she said in her what she
said in her phone call to us was Dougie sucks.
She you need some fresh blood, young fresh. She's terrible.
She's just just basically awful on the radio, right, isn't Yeah?

(02:21:28):
And the news her news sucks. You need you need
a fresh voice in there. I said, how about you, honey,
She is here now, we're gonna have her do the news. Nice.
Maybe we could end up finally replacing Dougie. Only we
could be so lucky. Let's bring Mikayla in. Let's put
her on the couch of tears. Let's talk to her.

Speaker 24 (02:21:49):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:21:50):
You know how girls are theater, right, I have a
prediction here for what she'll say now. Is no, I
wasn't trying to be mean the dougey. No, that's not
what I meant.

Speaker 6 (02:22:00):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:22:01):
Oh, she's great as her face to face right, this
is how girls are. They're backstabbers. Once she leaves, then
the truth will come out, of course. Good morning, MICHAELA.
How are you morning, Rover? I'm so excited you're even
changing your shoes from flip flops right into slippers. Your
kind of girl, Rover, you wear slippers? Yes, all right,

(02:22:23):
that's good. She has fuzzy slippers on right now? All right,
So what what you said that, Dougie? I'm paraphrasing sucks,
and she's terrible, she's too old, their news blows right,
all of that. I don't know if I was that harshly.
I was not.

Speaker 26 (02:22:41):
I went more along the lines of like, like we
all have our vices. Dog's is, you know, a lack
and hygiene, a lack and intelligence in many cases, and
I feel.

Speaker 3 (02:22:53):
Like weirl already.

Speaker 26 (02:22:55):
I feel like and not only that, like that's kind
of fun because it's entertaining, like she's that wass saying
something stupid and people can call in and kind of
make fun of her, you can play off of it.
But also it's like over and over and over again,
and finally you're like, when is it end?

Speaker 3 (02:23:12):
Like is this really? Dude? I've been asking that question
for twenty years.

Speaker 26 (02:23:16):
Since I met her, right, I can imagine so so.
And then I also thought, you know, you guys are
all no offense, but you guys.

Speaker 3 (02:23:22):
Are all getting kind of old.

Speaker 26 (02:23:27):
I'm sorry, I mean, I just feel like it'd be
nice to get a younger perspective. You try to incorporate
some like younger lingos sometimes and it's.

Speaker 3 (02:23:37):
Off kill you lingo. I don't know any specifics, but
I hear like what would it do?

Speaker 2 (02:23:47):
She say?

Speaker 3 (02:23:48):
She she kept saying lit. I think, yeah, yeah, lit.

Speaker 26 (02:23:52):
Yeah, Like it's what did the young nineteen year old
say these days? Not that I mean tell me, I
mean I don't know, like if you were using it's lit, Like,
what would.

Speaker 21 (02:24:03):
You use it for?

Speaker 3 (02:24:05):
Lit? Tell us what's lit? On Monday? You turn. I know,
I'm going to come in and say, Luke Bryan was lit?
All right? I mean it works.

Speaker 26 (02:24:18):
It just makes you sound she's trying too hard. Yeah,
like you're trying to that's perfect. Yeah, like you know,
I mean you could just say it was a good time.

Speaker 14 (02:24:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:24:27):
Okay, we wait. On one hand, you say that we
need to freshen up the lingo. On the other hand,
you say, don't use that lingo because you're trying to lit.
Isn't even the lingo anymore? Like that was like a
thing like four years ago. Oh it's last summer. But
so quickly you got to keep up with this, that's right, Okay,

(02:24:48):
keep organically.

Speaker 5 (02:24:51):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (02:24:52):
You can't just say it, so tell me what people
say news story. So she's going to do for us later,
you know, whatever whatever the word of today is. She
can use that in the news, right, I mean I
guess so, yeah, you want to keep it real. You
want to keep it like uh like popping, keep it lit,
keep coming on fleek. That's way too old. Uses it

(02:25:17):
still in the office.

Speaker 29 (02:25:20):
Just keep it one right?

Speaker 24 (02:25:23):
You know what that is?

Speaker 17 (02:25:25):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:25:27):
What's wrong with her hygiene?

Speaker 6 (02:25:30):
A lot?

Speaker 3 (02:25:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 26 (02:25:31):
We always you always talk about it on the show,
like Doug hasn't washed her hair in so many days,
or like you tune into r G TV, Which is
why I wore this, Like I feel like I wanted
to fit in.

Speaker 3 (02:25:43):
You guys are always like kind of casual how you
dress normally. Chicks don't dress and get dressed well at all.
I mean they walk around they're wearing these slippers, like
the grocery store. They're wearing pajama bottoms and slippers. You
don't see it all the time. Yeah, So, uh do

(02:26:06):
you have a boyfriend? Do you have anything?

Speaker 5 (02:26:08):
No? No?

Speaker 3 (02:26:10):
Uh no. I got out of a like a year
long relationship like a few months ago. Why what happened?
Things just didn't work out. I don't know reever it
just didn't mean, I mean, how did they not work out?

Speaker 26 (02:26:24):
There were some I don't like dishonesty. So he had
been dishonest one too many times. But where he was everything, Yeah,
where he.

Speaker 3 (02:26:35):
Was, who he was with, who he was talking to,
he was seeing, Are you dating my program director?

Speaker 11 (02:26:41):
Ball?

Speaker 24 (02:26:41):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:26:42):
Dishonest guy? I know, like nineteen year old so not
him though, Yeah, no it wasn't. So what have you
been doing? He'd been like, uh, meeting guys on tender
or what.

Speaker 6 (02:26:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:26:53):
I'm not about that. I'm just working, honest to god.

Speaker 6 (02:26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26:56):
Yeah, after you broke up with this guy, he's been like,
you've been too busy to hook up with the guys or.

Speaker 26 (02:27:03):
Yeah, I mean I don't want to. I date looking
for someone. I'm this sounds intense, but I only date
people I can see myself marrying, so there's no use
my time.

Speaker 3 (02:27:15):
You'll never I know. But I want to get married young,
and I don't know you want to get married why?

Speaker 6 (02:27:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:27:23):
I'm excited.

Speaker 7 (02:27:24):
I like.

Speaker 3 (02:27:26):
I I've always wanted to. I don't know. I want
to be a mom like I just I'm really excited.
I just I'm looking.

Speaker 26 (02:27:32):
I'm not even I'm not looking to settle down right now.
But my point is I'm not going to get in
a relationship with you. If I see it failing in
six months, or if I don't take you seriously as
a personally, what's the point I can have you as
a friend.

Speaker 3 (02:27:43):
So one night stand? You would never do that because
you never have never night stand. What's the shortest amount
of time from the time you met a guy to
the time you put out to him. Well, I'm gonna
go with.

Speaker 26 (02:28:01):
No answer to that because I don't want Well, I'm
I've never had sex. Yes, sir, I'm Catholic.

Speaker 3 (02:28:17):
So that's like this is all starting to make sense. Yeah,
is it coming full circle? Yeah? Are you one of
those girls though that I talked to a girl I
swear on my life I was out on a date
and a girl who I think was Catholic. She explained
this to me. This blew my mind. She told me
that she, you know, believed you have to save yourself
for marriage, no sex. However, she would give up anal.

(02:28:41):
Oh yeah, this is an anal person. Yeah, she would
give up anel because she believed that she would keep
her virginity that way. In a technical sense. Uh, yeah, no,
she's so wrong. But I mean that's fine. She probably
she's not giving up back door actions. I mean, when
I get married, I'm not doing that. That's really I
have no appeal to that.

Speaker 9 (02:29:02):
Okayever, all right, if you've seen a wiener in real life.

Speaker 3 (02:29:07):
No, sir, you've never seen a win sir? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (02:29:12):
Really?

Speaker 3 (02:29:13):
Do you watch porno or is it? Absolutely really? That's
it's so gross.

Speaker 1 (02:29:17):
I don't get it.

Speaker 26 (02:29:18):
I mean I get you know, guys, you guys do
what you do whatever, But it doesn't appeal and I
think it doesn't appeal to most.

Speaker 3 (02:29:25):
Turn on to take a look at what's behind you. God,
it's that's gone. So it's twig. Twig is quite small.
It's a picture that was actually I believe this is
almost like a canvas painting of Jeffrey's twig.

Speaker 9 (02:29:43):
I feel like I feel like Jeffrey should show his
wiener to her from there. I feel like that might
be like a criminal offense or something.

Speaker 3 (02:29:52):
I think it would be. Right now, all right, we
do have these schizzy the news, and Mikayla said that
she'd be this is as good as Newsy's doing the news.
Are you ready for these shizzy Mikaela, I'm so ready.
All right, here we go, all right, So last night

(02:30:15):
in London.

Speaker 26 (02:30:16):
I don't know if you guys heard about this, but
five men were hit with acid, Like, they were sprayed
with acid across the city.

Speaker 3 (02:30:24):
These are five different men, Like, how were they out
of a squirt gun or something or out of a
corrosive liquids?

Speaker 26 (02:30:31):
It doesn't say how they were sprayed out what he
used because they haven't caught all of the accomplices.

Speaker 3 (02:30:37):
They arrested a sixteen year old guy. So how pissed
off would you be if you're just walking down the
street and all of a sudden someone throws acid in
your face. I killed them all blind you.

Speaker 6 (02:30:48):
I saw this.

Speaker 3 (02:30:50):
This was happening I think in the Middle East or something.
There was someone and he was doing it to women
and they would throw acid on the face of these
women and their whole faces would be melted off.

Speaker 7 (02:30:58):
And there were hot models, right sometimes like beautiful women,
and that just takes her whole skin off.

Speaker 32 (02:31:04):
Yeah, don't you think that's an important part of this
story that you should know how they sprayed it on him?

Speaker 3 (02:31:09):
I mean CNN doesn't know, so should I.

Speaker 32 (02:31:13):
Well, again, you're trying to impress these guys.

Speaker 3 (02:31:15):
Don't do what I do. You sound like me, all right,
go on, I'm sorry, I'll be more professional.

Speaker 26 (02:31:22):
So yeah, it all happened over a seventy minute period
and that's updates to come.

Speaker 3 (02:31:26):
That was at eight am.

Speaker 26 (02:31:28):
So next the Navy seal his name is Robert O'Neill,
and he shot Bin Laden. He's going to visit Nixon
Library out in Yorba Linda because his uniform will be
on display.

Speaker 3 (02:31:43):
When he releases his memoir on July twenty sixth. So
that's some of the Seals are critical of this guy
because they feel he's he's basking in the glory of
shooting Osami God Live. It's sort of like a code
that they have that you're supposed to be anonymous. You're

(02:32:06):
not the code you have when you're when you're one
of the other guys.

Speaker 9 (02:32:08):
When you're the guy that shoot shot in Loden, you
tell everybody, right, you wouldn't tell anybody.

Speaker 3 (02:32:13):
I'm not saying what I would do. I'm not a
Navy Seal. My code of conduct is way different, all right,
I'm all like, you know, it's for me, like we
go into a building and people are shooting at as
I go. You guys first, that's my code of conduct.
I don't think the seals that I live by the
same rules. But a lot of people are upset with

(02:32:33):
this guy for what they say is grand standing. Yep,
all right, moving on, so this is interesting.

Speaker 26 (02:32:44):
In Salem, New Hampshire, a woman who was arrested for
drug possession.

Speaker 3 (02:32:50):
She was brought in arrested. I guess she paid her
bail and.

Speaker 26 (02:32:57):
They said that her license and registration was spended when
she was initially brought in, and then she was you know,
she was picked up by a friend or whatever. She
then drove back to the station demanding that they give
her her drugs back.

Speaker 3 (02:33:11):
So she was arrested again. All right, not as smart woman.
Have you ever done drugs, Mikhaela? Anything I have tried,
I will say I have tried weed in college? I
have no no because what about adderall during finals week?

Speaker 5 (02:33:29):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:33:29):
No, I never.

Speaker 3 (02:33:30):
I mean I didn't feel like my finals have been
not that hard crettes.

Speaker 26 (02:33:36):
Uh No, I've had a couple of Thou was like drinking,
I n I don't drink, but of course I also
don't smoke.

Speaker 3 (02:33:46):
All right, all right?

Speaker 26 (02:33:48):
In Toronto, man called the police. He went out to eat,
went to the bathroom. The man who went in before
him hadn't flushed the toilet, and so he decided to
call the please.

Speaker 3 (02:34:01):
Yeah life sentence Jeffrey.

Speaker 7 (02:34:06):
My god, what do you say when you call the
police and there's a toilet full of feces and nobody
flushed it?

Speaker 22 (02:34:14):
Yeah, I guess so, right, Well, I always make sure
I flushed the toilet.

Speaker 3 (02:34:18):
Why I believe it that? Whatever? Do she?

Speaker 22 (02:34:20):
I always make sure I flushed the toilet. So, all right,
clog it with either, don't Yeah?

Speaker 26 (02:34:26):
Alright, all right, So a walking dead stuntman was gravely
injured in an accident on set. He fell twenty five
feet onto concrete from a balcony and he's in the
hospital right now.

Speaker 3 (02:34:39):
His name is John Bernecker. And so they have halted
production temporarily. All right, not a good shape. Yeah, it's
a good show. It was last year though, was getting
to the point where almost stop. Why it just was
getting to nothing was happening. I go, what the hell
is going on? I don't know why? And like that

(02:35:00):
weird season of The Sopranos and he's in a coma
and that whole season just suck. Yeah, I don't know
if there's the worst. But then after The Sopranos, they
set it up for the next season. It kind of
came together. Why ruined? What that was the excuse that
people gave. Why ruin a whole season?

Speaker 24 (02:35:15):
Though?

Speaker 3 (02:35:15):
You don't need to ruin a whole season to make
it the worst?

Speaker 9 (02:35:18):
Yeah, just a dream sweek sequence where he's going in
and out of this mansion.

Speaker 3 (02:35:21):
It was just dumb. Yeah, it was absolutely terrible. That
was the worst season of probably any television show ever.
It was just bad. And then they're well setting up
the next season. Well, that's what I'm hoping for. It's
all going to be set up for something. But man,
people were turning it off. All these articles were saying,
fans are turning away, all right, go on. Mikaela.

Speaker 26 (02:35:44):
Speaking of The Walking Dead back in twenty ten, I
don't know if you guys remember their producer, Frank Darabant
was fired and he's suing AMC because of this. He
said back at the time, he said, this is a
direct quote. I've never been a screamer, but I am now.

(02:36:05):
The work being done on this episode has turned me
into one.

Speaker 3 (02:36:08):
Whatever that means. Why they fire because of this? I
mean he was crazy. It comes out later in the lawsuit.

Speaker 26 (02:36:16):
This is what the article is on that he sent
emails threatening to kill people and throw bodies and he
sent those out to the Castinger.

Speaker 3 (02:36:24):
He like became the Walking Dead, He became that show
I think you wanted to kill like Heath Ledger became
the Joker and led to his death. Most what they say, Yeah,
I don't buy it. He said, you've turned me into
a raging a whole. Thanks a lot, you lef.

Speaker 7 (02:36:37):
First, do you see that documentary about Heath Ledger that
just came out?

Speaker 3 (02:36:42):
I am Heath Ledger. No, pretty good, he would like it.

Speaker 26 (02:36:45):
Earlier on the show, you guys talked about the whole
Bachelor in Paradise scandal. Corinn Olympios will be returning. So
if you guys remember she was caught up in this
sex scandal with.

Speaker 33 (02:36:59):
The to Mario Jackson, remember that, Yeah, well this proves
to me, like this, Corrine girl, why would you go
back on the show if you made this claim that
you were essentially raped?

Speaker 3 (02:37:11):
Yes on set? Why would you go back to that?
It is an indicator to me that this is an
attention horse. Here's nothing else. And I mean I wouldn't
go back if I if I were on something and
they raped me. I'm not going back. Well, if raped well,
I know that she accused it, but we know it

(02:37:33):
didn't happen. But I wouldn't show my face. How could
the cast members welcome her back? You couldn't. I mean,
you'd have to be on pins and needles. What's she
going to claim that you're doing? You know it's going
to be good TV though.

Speaker 26 (02:37:44):
This morning, Beyonce posted pictures of her new twins, named
Sir Carter and Roomy, and of course everyone went crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:37:54):
The photo is of her weird to me, Like she's
wearing this flowing ass. What that thing? I mean, I
don't know what it is. She's a veil and some
sort of flowery thing and she's like standing in front
of the ocean with a bunch of flowers behind her.
I mean, they're just weird to be like it. It's

(02:38:16):
not a natural thing, like you're holding your kids there
if it was a candid photo. But to go through
the effort and someone has to say, Hey, we're gonna
we're gonna do a photo shoot with you and your twins,
and we're gonna dress you up in this get up
and put you out here in front of all these flowers,
and I just find that bizarre. It's part two, like

(02:38:39):
part one.

Speaker 32 (02:38:39):
The announcement that she was pregnant was that same setting,
so they had to return to that setting. So when
she announced a members, she had her belly out and
she was holding it, and it was the same background,
the flowers and stuff. So now when the babies are
that's the same setup because she she was fake pregnant
the first time. Correct, that's right, all right, and.

Speaker 3 (02:38:58):
That's it, that's it, that's the all right. You want
to critique Michaela. He said that she could do a
better job than Dougie. We need some fresh blood. She's
too old, too stinky, no hygiene, just gross. She said that,
and we said, well, why don't you come out in
and do the news. How'd she do? All right? Michaela

(02:39:19):
called the other day and she said, Dougie sucks. She's old,
she's stinky, she doesn't shower, she's terrible at the news.
What do you keep this dirty, rotten bitch around for?

Speaker 6 (02:39:31):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:39:32):
That's what you said.

Speaker 26 (02:39:33):
I mean, it's a little harsh. I wasn't that harsh,
but yeah, and it just that's that's about what I said.

Speaker 3 (02:39:39):
I said well give it a shot. Let's see what
you got, kiddo. And she just did the news for us. JD.
You're on Rovers Morning Glory. Good morning JD, Good morning Rovers.

Speaker 6 (02:39:53):
Rbie go bye Douzy.

Speaker 3 (02:39:57):
Hello much man, I've an.

Speaker 6 (02:40:01):
Awesome That was an awesome mix, Cizzy.

Speaker 4 (02:40:06):
I love this girl.

Speaker 3 (02:40:08):
You go, Mikayla fan going to start a Mikayla fan
page on Facebook. Thank you, jb Ryan. What do you think?

Speaker 6 (02:40:16):
Ryan?

Speaker 4 (02:40:18):
Rover? Good morning?

Speaker 6 (02:40:18):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (02:40:19):
I'm doing all right?

Speaker 5 (02:40:21):
Uh?

Speaker 15 (02:40:21):
You know, this is a great experiment.

Speaker 18 (02:40:23):
I think that we collectively as listeners needed to see
what else is out there. But literally didn't think you
could find anybody more boring and uninteresting than Dougie was.
But you found her, this girl as terrible.

Speaker 6 (02:40:37):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:40:39):
Uh so your vote is to keep Dougie.

Speaker 14 (02:40:42):
Yeah, Dougie's vindicated.

Speaker 6 (02:40:43):
Please bring her back.

Speaker 3 (02:40:45):
All right? Thank you? Ryan? Uh Rock, you're on Rover's
Morning Glory. Good Morning Rock, Good morning your data Rock warmer,
Mary Buddy.

Speaker 15 (02:40:59):
Oh yeah, you could tell her the keep her.

Speaker 6 (02:41:04):
She's more.

Speaker 25 (02:41:05):
She's more what's the word I'm looking for? Uh, crude
than Doogie is.

Speaker 3 (02:41:11):
Wow. That's hard to do, right, No, I mean dug
hasn't been late in six years, and you think that's
the alter of prude. And Mikhayla has her beat nineteen.

Speaker 4 (02:41:22):
Joe's ever done her out brought down?

Speaker 3 (02:41:26):
Yeah, baby, all right, thank you, Rock, I appreciate it.
I have no idea what he's heeling.

Speaker 14 (02:41:32):
Rock.

Speaker 3 (02:41:33):
Uh, Mike, you're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Mike,
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (02:41:37):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (02:41:38):
Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 15 (02:41:39):
Not too much.

Speaker 6 (02:41:41):
I think that Michaela's own.

Speaker 15 (02:41:42):
Is just us, and I think that her Catholic beliefs.

Speaker 19 (02:41:47):
Are not going to be a good mix on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:41:48):
She is way too prude and she's not open to
talking about the stuff that you guys like to talk about.
She's easier on the eyes though, right of course.

Speaker 15 (02:42:00):
Yeah, good for you guys.

Speaker 19 (02:42:02):
But we're listening to the radio.

Speaker 15 (02:42:03):
We want to we want to hear.

Speaker 3 (02:42:06):
All right, thank you, Mike. Our old phone screener, dumb
is on the line. Wow, dumb, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (02:42:14):
Hi?

Speaker 19 (02:42:15):
Hey, what's going on? Man Hereio by box Boy stand
over Mikayla, Hi, Hi, wow, I gotta tell you over.
You know, I don't think I've actually called into the
show maybe once. Uh, since I've been gone but I

(02:42:36):
was on my way into my job in the morning
here and I was overwhelmed. I cut the back into
the Shizzy, and I was like, man, what if did
she take some sort of vitamins this morning, or like
have some extra coffee, because gosh, she sounds so young
and vivacious. And then I listened again for a second.
I'm going, man, this girl's so conversational, I'm so informed.

(02:42:59):
And then I suddenly realized.

Speaker 3 (02:43:01):
This is not Dougie.

Speaker 19 (02:43:01):
I'm not listening to Dougie. And the more I listen
over this, this is a natural fit for the show man.
This girl is don't I haven't even seen what she
looks like yet. She's obviously very good looking. I can
just tell by the voice. It's very sexy.

Speaker 8 (02:43:17):
Uh.

Speaker 19 (02:43:18):
And the conversationalism of the way she.

Speaker 3 (02:43:20):
Delivered the news, so you seem to really enjoy her
version of the oh oh.

Speaker 19 (02:43:25):
I loved everything about it, and she sounded great. In fact,
if she were on the sty I'd probably still have
a job there.

Speaker 3 (02:43:32):
Yeah, Dumb's coming right back, right, Yeah, are you putting?
Is this your formal formal application process right now?

Speaker 19 (02:43:43):
Sure? Yes, it's in.

Speaker 15 (02:43:44):
It's in coming in.

Speaker 19 (02:43:45):
Man, get her in there, get Dousie out of there.

Speaker 3 (02:43:48):
On back dumb, Well, get back to work. I appreciate
he has two thumbs up for michaelis thank you.

Speaker 15 (02:43:57):
Trying me out.

Speaker 19 (02:43:57):
The third one, you know, trying to get.

Speaker 3 (02:43:59):
Rid of of, trying to get rid of Dougie. You
can tell there's a little animosity there. Thank you, dumb.
They have a long history, Dumb and Dougie. They did
not get a law. All right, I've got to take
a break. We'll be right back. Hang on, get it
on video and send it to us. This is rovers
morning Glory. I was just going to tell you what

(02:44:22):
fifty Americans are doing. Half of Americans are doing something.
Do you know what that is? Cranking? Cheating? Probably more
than more than half. More than half are cranking. Half
of people are cheating on their I would say probably, Well,
I don't know, that's a good question. Half of Americans cheated? Nope,

(02:44:42):
not cheating. Half of Americans are doing something.

Speaker 28 (02:44:47):
Something bad, something or something stealing, something not pleasurable.

Speaker 3 (02:44:52):
I guess nope, nope. Half of Americans are living paycheck
to paycheckh meaning they have no savings. They spend either
exactly what they get in their paycheck or even more
and go into debt. Fifty Americans live paycheck to paycheck.

Speaker 7 (02:45:19):
Well, but that's lower than where I thought I thought
it'd be more. Really, Oh yeah, I thought everyone did.
Everybody knows paycheck to paycheck. I don't know anybody that
saves anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:45:29):
Why not they have it?

Speaker 7 (02:45:31):
They're like, there's what I always here. I can't take
it with me when I die, so why save it? Well,
so I spend it on the weekends. You can take
it with you after you retire.

Speaker 3 (02:45:42):
You could take it with you in times of emergency
or unexpected expenses. You can certainly take it with you.
Then I get it. You can't take it with you
when you die, but you're not dying for a long time,
so likely, so you should try to save a little
bit of money, right.

Speaker 16 (02:46:00):
I think it's easier for you to say that because
you now are in a position where it's like, Okay,
you put money away, and then you spend you put
money away like a lot of people don't like right now,
I'm thinking I was just driving in I'm thinking, okay,
I don't want to. I'm different because I have money
set aside. I have money that goes into four oh
one K, and then I have money that goes into
a whole separate account, so I don't touch it. If

(02:46:22):
I don't see it, I won't spend it. So I
have savings that I spend if that makes sense, and
I'm like, okay, I don't want.

Speaker 3 (02:46:28):
To that's not savings. Then it's just like a checking
account that you're spending.

Speaker 16 (02:46:32):
Ever, so I have I have four hundred dollars check
that hasn't come out because I had to fix my
air conditioning. My motor was gone, so that was an
unexpected expense and I didn't want to go into my
emergency fund for it, so I took it out of
my bank account.

Speaker 9 (02:46:48):
So now I'm like, that's not paycheck to paycheck. The
fact that you're setting anything aside is not paycheck to paycheck.

Speaker 32 (02:46:54):
I don't want to go into that separate account because.

Speaker 3 (02:46:57):
I'm like, oh, Crew, I'm guessing his paycheck the page. Yeah,
I make no money, not that he has some secret
funds that I've sold stuff on eBay. I wanted to
go buy a case of beer, but I didn't want
to get into my secret beer fun which is just
quarters under my couch.

Speaker 16 (02:47:15):
No, but I mean I've done garage sales.

Speaker 32 (02:47:18):
I've done, I've done all kinds of you saved for
your daughter, I've not. I have not done a chance squad.
It's the worst manager with money I've ever seen in
my entire ever. She's terrible, absolutely terrible, a complete moron
when it comes to finances.

Speaker 3 (02:47:35):
I could not be stronger. I feel even stronger than that.
You're a complete imbecile when it comes to finances.

Speaker 14 (02:47:42):
No I have.

Speaker 3 (02:47:43):
I need to start a college fund. I'll give you that.

Speaker 7 (02:47:45):
I am.

Speaker 3 (02:47:46):
I'm bad at doing that.

Speaker 16 (02:47:47):
I just said to you this morning, and you called
me an idiot, that we should invest in some stocks
so that you're not worrying about money. Some Blue Apron stock,
and you called me a moron. I think it's going
to explode.

Speaker 3 (02:48:00):
Okay, well invest in it. Then take all of your savings.
What do you have in your savings?

Speaker 6 (02:48:04):
I want to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:48:05):
Take all of your savings and put it in Blue Apron.

Speaker 6 (02:48:07):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (02:48:08):
Why do you have savings and debt? Good question, it's
not about me. Now, just doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 9 (02:48:15):
I didn't you have these secret accounts where it's all
getting sucked out.

Speaker 32 (02:48:19):
That's good. Why don't just get out of debt first,
because I don't want to touch that. I want to
just you're paying interest on that. I have a credit
card I'm not paying interest on.

Speaker 7 (02:48:27):
So how many side accounts do you have besides the
four one case? Just the one one emergency savings account? Yeah, okay,
not too No, no, just one.

Speaker 3 (02:48:38):
JD. You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning JD.

Speaker 15 (02:48:42):
Hey, Like, I don't know, why do you guys just
always talk about your money?

Speaker 4 (02:48:47):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:48:48):
That's all you talk about, bo, that's all really this case?

Speaker 2 (02:48:52):
Yeah, like every day it's like, all, I'm spending two
million on this bus and doing.

Speaker 15 (02:48:58):
This, and I just spend a thousand dollars on gas
tickets for a game.

Speaker 3 (02:49:02):
And like, dude, that's not how you got number one.
So if I spend seven hundred dollars on tickets for
a baseball game that I thought I would spend one
hundred and fifty dollars on, I should just not mention
it because JD doesn't like that. I'm not rubbing it
in your facy, jackass. I was complaining about how expensive
it was. Well, so now there's wait a second, there's

(02:49:25):
an article about.

Speaker 19 (02:49:26):
No, no, let me talk I let you talk. You
didn't have to pay as much as you did.

Speaker 15 (02:49:31):
You were bragging because.

Speaker 19 (02:49:32):
As soon as you said it, everybody's like, oh my god,
why did you spend that much for.

Speaker 6 (02:49:36):
A regular game? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:49:37):
Yeah, I was bragging about it. Oh I couldn't I
couldn't wait to come on and try to impress JD
by bragging about taking a seven year old to a
baseball game. Oh yes, I couldn't wait for that.

Speaker 14 (02:49:50):
Your contact anymore is just about how much money you've made,
and it's it's annoying, like nobody cares about me.

Speaker 3 (02:49:56):
D Listen. There's something obviously that is aggravating you about
it because if you put it into context. Wait a second,
you let me, let me talk, I let you talk,
Let me talk. Listen to this jackass, listen to you pussy.
You can get on, you can get up here, you
can yell at me, you dork. Listen. There's something obviously
that aggravates you because if you put it into context

(02:50:20):
of how much anyone on the show talks about money, Uh,
it's a minuscule maybe about a half a percent of
the time. But there's something in your brain, there's something
that makes you annoyed. By that you're jealous or or
something's going on. No one's rubbing it in your face.
Did anyone take that when I said I bought tickets? Oh,

(02:50:41):
I'm oh, I'm bragging about buying tickets to a baseball game. No,
I said, I can't believe that I agreed to do
this and then and then I got suckered into spending money.
That was the whole point of that. But this guy
doesn't hear that. This guy just hears, oh, seven hundred dollars.
Oh oh, rovers trying to make me jealous and clown

(02:51:04):
clown j D. We all have debt. Wait, I'm in
dead so due. She's talking about how she has no money. Nah,
just talking about how he lives paycheck to paycheck. The
whole story we're talking about is how fifty Americans live
paycheck to paycheck. And I'm I can't talk about money,
you jackass speak you do? I think he thinks he

(02:51:33):
hung up his music. He's listening to Tony Montana My Future.
What a loser. Let's just leave this guy on. Uh
where was I?

Speaker 6 (02:51:52):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (02:51:52):
You were just talking about like this story you're talking about,
trying to get you back on checking about how fifty
per Americans. You know, Luke paycheck to paycheck me about
you know, the whole blue apron thing. And I said,
and I was thinking to myself, you know, there are
inherent risks when you invest in the stock market. You
don't know if that' stock. There's two things you use.
Two things you have to consider. One does the stock
explode where you can make money off it? Or the

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other thing I gotta consider is what if the stock
goes belly up? Sure it goes what that stock goes
so far down that you can't recomputers up or down
right right? And the whole thing about the stock market.
I've talked about this on the show before when I
mentioned this, that the basic strategy I guess any any
knowledgeable stockbroker, now you know I'm a stockbroker, but always,
like I said, you buy low, you buy stock words

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the cheapest, and you cell it for it's the most inherit.

Speaker 3 (02:52:38):
And it's exactly what we're talking about. Here's why I said,
I don't know about this stock, duche, because you're talking
about one of these home delivery services, correct, And uh,
I just don't know what the growth potential is for
something like that because it's I don't think that most people.
They might try it out, I don't know if most

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people can that as opposed to going to the grocery
store on a daily basis. It's basically roughly for all
of these home delivery services ten dollars per serving. So
if it's a two person meal, that's twenty bucks a meal. Well,
if you go out, you can spend way more than that.
But that's not that's not what you're trying to replace.
You're not trying to replace going out, No, No, you're

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trying to replace grocery shopping.

Speaker 16 (02:53:22):
Then why did Amazon buy Whole Foods if it's really
nothing to that?

Speaker 3 (02:53:26):
Well, that's a grocery store, not a home food delivery.
Do you know what these things are?

Speaker 16 (02:53:32):
You don't think that Amazon will get into the delivery good?

Speaker 3 (02:53:38):
Yeah, they already see here. You're still there, are you? Jacknut?
You can't figure out a phone? You do, you stupid ass?
He's still there? Can't afford your phone.

Speaker 9 (02:53:52):
This song's all about how much money this guy has
wants money. It's not yes it is, it's spring reds Porsche.
He do the whole ass, dropping all the cash. Well,
but he so he listens to that, but he wants
to he wants Wait a second, everything we do, we
put versace on the sofas. The money got me geeked,
like I took a hit a cocoa coca.

Speaker 3 (02:54:13):
My life is a movie. I gotta stay focused. It's
all about is what it is is just j D
Watch listens to stuff like this all the time. Wats
Vsach and whatever what did you say lambos or ferraris
or whatever the hell? And uh, he's not putting in
any hard work to further you know. That's why he

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listens to me. And he thinks I'm bragging when I
talk about buying a baseball tickets for but he's actually
rag about his money. That's all futured. Yes, well, it's
exactly what I'm saying. He's just he's angry. He's an
angry guy. He wants to. He wants to be angry
at me for being successful. It's something I've wanted to

(02:54:56):
do since I was eight years old, something I've literally
dedicated my entire life to. I won't make no apologies
for being successful in my career. I just won't do it.
That's the American dream. That's what everyone tries to do.
You tried to get into something, get good at it,

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and therefore get paid to do it. Now, why would
you apologize for that? No one in the right mind would,
this clown. I spent a lot of time because of that.
I spent a lot of time living paycheck to paycheck,
living like nads where I didn't have any money, where

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I didn't know where I was gonna. I spent years
doing that, years and women and no giggies.

Speaker 4 (02:55:46):
Really ain't no biggie.

Speaker 3 (02:55:48):
It's so JD. You keep listening to this calling me.
I'm sure all your dreams will come true.

Speaker 7 (02:56:00):
Laurie