WED FULL SHOW: How does Snitz plan on keeping his food truck menu a secret, does Rover hold Duji back from finding a man, and Jeffrey lied about his Saturday night, twice

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, I have my clieve, Charlie,
you wanted me to take swallowing one of the band, Jeffrey.
I'm a special racket screening on Roverradio dot com.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Good morning, what's happening? It is Wednesday, October twenty second,
twenty twenty five. Good morning, gets Rover. It's one of Glory.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm Rover.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Dugey is here.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Good morning, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here. Amen, Crystal is here. Hello,
and mister Jeffrey all laroque is in the far box.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yo, you're with us as well. Eight sixty six Yo,
we're over eight six six nine sixty seven six eighty
three seven. That's how you reach the show. Give us
call at that number. You get text to set that
number that comes into the studio in real time. But
the best way give us a call eight six six
nine six seven six eight three seven. I will get
to your email here in just a moment. It is Wednesday,

(01:36):
and I finished watching season what is it? Season two
of Wednesday. I've finished watching that.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wednesday the TV show.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, never watched any of it, you know. I don't
know it's it's okay. The first season I was it
was just so different. I guess it was so you know. No,
now I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Many season No.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I watch it. As I'm watching it, I go too
old for this. This is this is too this is
like for a teenagers like I can't. I just can't
get into this.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
How many seasons are there?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I think there's just two?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, only the two and a third. Oh yeah, could
only hope. I love it. But I loved Wednesday Adams
growing up. I was her three years in a row
for Halloween. Oh how much she inspired my life? The
influence on me.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now we know where that attitude comes from.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well, did you like Catherine Zeta Jones her presence more
in it was that bother something?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, I didn't like this pugsy kid. He was really annoying. Like,
I go, get get rid of this kid. I don't
need I don't need more of him.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
And this.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Justs. But she does whoever that chickens that plays Wednesday,
she's she does a great job at it. She's a
she's really she's really good. I mean even just the
way she walks with her arms down. I mean I
don't know. Maybe all of Wednesday Adams characters do that,
but I don't know. But the whole thing is she's

(03:11):
good at it. Let's see here. Let me raide you
some email. First of all, a text message from Michelle,
who says, holy crap, how many bags does do she
need to do her job?

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Do?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
She was running a little bit late today, so she
comes in with the bag. Lady comes in.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
She has so many things, and I love my Halloween bag.
I have a backpack and a Halloween bag.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
She doesn't need any of those. Actually, all she has
to do is just show up. She uses a could
use a computer for work, but she's got you know.
So she lives in like this alternate reality where you
need highlighters and scissors and.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Snacks.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh jesus, she's got a loaf of bread there. Somebody
is that rice cakes?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Rice cakes, my highlighters.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Not only people bring like a serving. Yeah, she brings
the whole thing, a little bag.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I bring it for Rover, and then I bring it
for the We always put snacks out. Rachel and I
always bring snacks. She bakes like brownies. Rachel and Sales
breaks bout bakes brownies and cookies and J L.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
R Words, is you watch Emily in Paris? Yeah, well,
nothing compares to Emily in Paris. And here's somebody who says,
Charlie missed the email about RMG sweatshirts in the fart
box today. Let me see what they Crystal has one.
Jeffrey has the same one he's been wearing all the week.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
Actually a lot of this one last night. Oh yeah, yeah,
she went to the laundromat last night. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
We really the middle Sundays. No, I did my sheets
and blankets on Sundays.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I was a little low on money, so when I
got my tense paycheck, I went and did my clothing.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh okay. And here's someone that says I need to
get on the ed Gean train now. My wife and
I love it. He texted in, Charlie, didn't you finish
watching that?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It was okay, It's okay. So is he not a
recommendation from you for me.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
To watch that?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
It could have been half as long.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
It's eight episodes of the very similar things happening over
and over and over again.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
He's like, okay, okay, I get it.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
The interesting part is how the show they've jumped to
the future in the sixties and you see Offer Hitchcock
and he's reading a new book about ed Geen or something.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
He's reading the.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
Book Psycho and he's talking the author about Psycho and
he's like, oh, yeah, based this off of ed Geen.
And you can see how Norman Bates is based off
of them. And then they jump to Texas Chainsaw mask
her and that part was interesting. So I didn't I
didn't know Norman Bates was based off of that Geen. Well,
I how many episodes? Is it eight or something? Or

(06:04):
eight episodes?

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Do you watch any scary movies?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
River? No, you don't watch any move myself through that misery?
No not, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Do you believe, like why don't you watch? Why do
you believe that the man's out there? Or that the
extiosis is really? Know, you don't believe in ghosts?

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
The suspense makes you?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's right, It gets your heart going, it gets your
who needs that feeling of uneasiness?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Some people like that. I do not like that.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
I've been watching a scary movie every day every day.
I just pick one and watch it. It's I mean,
it's Halloween, it's it's a season.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So you like the season, You like the feeling of
uneasiness and being terrified. Basically, Yeah, I love haunted houses.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Last week and I went to a haunted house this week,
and I'm going to haunted houses.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I love to be scared.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I I don't like.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
How many did you go to last weekend?

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I too too.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, but I haven't been to a haunted house in
thirty years.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
I pee myself.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
No, actually take that back. It went to a haunted
house once. Serious since I've been here, so maybe twenty
years since I've been to a haunted house. I just
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
I just see some people ride rides. They get this exhilaration.
I get that waiting in line to go into the
haunted house and throughout the house. It's exciting to me.
I've peed from laughter from my friends being so scared.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Uh. I laughed pretty much the whole time we're going through.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
Snitcher said that at the senior point, you can go
and they have that hallowekends, Yeah, where they have a
bunch of hunted houses and they have like a little
pass that would work for you. I guess you put
on this necklace and it says do not scare them. Yeah, Yeah,
it's a special necklace. The lights up, so everybody knows.
All the actors kind of know, like all this guy's
jump out at this guy, you's gonna have a heart attack. Yeah,
so you wear that necklace for you you buy that

(07:58):
of course? Yeah, of course he's saying this like this
is a known thing. How would anyone know this. I've
never heard of this thing before.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Well, or she's kids, usually kids. Usually I've seen adults.
I don't have had it. I went to see her
point on Saturday to check out that conjuring experience because
of my mom's birthday. She wanted to go do that,
and there were a few adults wearing that necklace to
not get scared.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Hum okay. Jake writes, good morning, Rover. I found your
show a year ago when I got sick of listening
to sports radio on my way to work. I laugh
out loud a lot when each cast member speaks, except
for Dougie. She's such an untalented waste of space.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I can't wait until our contract is up. Every time
she nags you or another guy on the show, all
males listeners nuts hurt. What a bitch?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Thank you. Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yes, yes, she is a real She is actually quite
literally a pain in the nuts. Yes, you're welcome to
She almost gets off at on it, like she just yeah,
she just such a pain.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
And speaking of Dougie all one right, I've been meaning
to write in for quite some time. I've been listening
for about ten years now. On Monday Show, Douge got
offended when Limp Biscuit covered a song by some artists.
Yet she praises Taylor Swift about ninety percent or more
of her recent album where samples of other artists? Where
does Douge have a right to say who covers what?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's not right to say anything? In my opinion, George
Michael's Faith is an original, It's a masterpiece.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
Why do you need to recreate a masterpiece like that?
Leave it alone? Oh, Limp Biscuit did a great job
with that cover. And by the way, this is not
like a new cover. This is from twenty some years
ago or whatever. Listen, she had never heard of this
Limp Biscuit cover. And is that true that ninety percent
or more this guy says of Taylor swiss recent album

(10:10):
is samples from other artists?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Is that is that true.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
I haven't heard that part.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
A lot of people are suggesting stealing, but not samples.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Okay, so not saying and not even really stealing, just
kind of inspired by I see.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, there was that one song. Who was it? Who
put out a song? And then they they they had
to pay money to whatever it was a female they
had to pay money. It was that what's that chick
that's always whining about dudes? I know it? I know
that really narrows it down, doesn't it. No, was ah,
it's a young chick. No, no, now, this is years ago.

(10:51):
Who was it? It was a young chick at the time,
and she had some song about getting her driver's license
or something, and Olivia you Yes, she put out a
song and it basically I guess it wasn't even a
ripoff of a song. It was inspired by some other

(11:12):
group or something. She ended up having to pay money
for that, So maybe Taylor will have to pay. There's
someone who says Snitzer finds Snitzer needs to find a
way out of his GM Bright Drop ev food truck.
GM just killed the whole platform. He is eventually going

(11:33):
to get stuck with no support from GM. I would
try to dump it or get out of it before
sinking any money into retrofitting this thing.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
It's brand new.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
Yeah, it's got a tenyure warranting. No, it's it's it's
all over the forums right now. They're they're shutting down.
But you know they that's actually better. I kind of
like that better. Why do you like that better? Because
my other car is not produced anymore? You know, I
just it's more unique. Spencer is the k of death
for auto manufacture. Yes, he buys one and done. Yep,

(12:04):
I'm the only one of those gonna have one. No, No,
it's it's it shares the inner workings of a couple
of GM vehicles already, So it's it's it's fine, like
the Silverado in the in the Hummer.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
So yeah, I don't think they're just gonna say, I mean,
they made it. They're going to service it or whatever.
I would assume, at least for the foreseeable future. Yeah,
my car, the car I have, the Malibu that just
went out of production this year. Oh yeah, yeah, and
they're gonna still do whatever they have to. But they
I guess the the issue with this one is while

(12:35):
the Malibu or whatever they stop making it, it goes
out of production. There are hundreds of thousands, millions of
those or whatever out on the road, so there's a
a need, a desire, and an interest to continue servicing
those and parts for those and so on and so forth.
But with the bright Drop electric trucks, vans, whatever they're called.

(13:00):
Spincer bought one for his food truck. There's not very
many of them out on the road total, so that
will make things, I think for the foreseeable future. East
it has a ten year warranty, You're not going to
have any issues over the next ten years. After that,
it might be well, look there's a lot of cars
that have been out of production and whatever.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
They don't just stop working on cars twenty years later,
thirty years later, people still you know. That's it is
what it is. But I did read an article after
Stincer bought this thing. I read an article in the air.
I don't know if we mentioned it on the air,
but the actual sales numbers of those I go Jesus Christ,

(13:45):
they're literally selling none of these things. Like for the year,
they sold like four hundred of those things, not four
hundred thousand, four hundred, and so I think you could
read into that that they can't. It's unsustainable. Yeah, bad marketing.
They only marketed the commercial fleets.

Speaker 10 (14:06):
Really they could have done something different because there's a
couple like there's two r V companies that make our
v's out of them. Yeah, they're not gonna be doing
those anymore, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
But yeah, that's a little that's a problem for their business,
I guess obviously. But yeah, I think Spencer will be
He'll be all right. And now when are you planning
to get this food truck out on the road?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Probab but next year like spring?

Speaker 11 (14:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, when the weather? How are you going to work
on this secretly?

Speaker 9 (14:39):
You know?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Spencer was. Spencer was very upset when a male tipped
us off that he had bought this electric truck for
his food truck. We had a mole, I think at
the dealership there's like two people there.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Then I start paying people off here in little envelopes
of money with you in your pocket.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Don't tell anybody, Now, how are you going to work
on this without revealing it? Sincer refuses to tell us
what his food truck is going to be. What's the gimmick?
What's the food? What's the whatever. I do you have
a plan? Do you have like a secret place where
you can stash this thing? Is it going to be

(15:24):
under a tarp? Are you going to do you have
a warehouse?

Speaker 10 (15:26):
What? What's the what's the game plan? It's no, it's
not going to be that big of a secret. But
I have I have a big I have a big family,
and they all have friends who work in different industries.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
So mum, hum, so you have like a fake name.
You put the work order in under and you go, oh,
this is a this is a truck being developed for
Anthony Spitzer exactly.

Speaker 12 (15:48):
No, Yeah, let's see here.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
I was speaking of Spitzer because that's a local car
dealership here. Yes, my uncle, my uncle was all he
still is a car auto body repair man. And when
I was a kid, Uh, well I just used I
had just got the Snencer name, because I that's my
real name, but I didn't use it for my all
schooling whatever. Anyway, I was upset about having to change

(16:14):
my name to Spitzer.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (16:16):
And he got one of the Spencer things whatever it
saw it off the bottom of.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
The p and it looks just like Snencer. Oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It made me feel good. I put on my bike.
So you were bummed out that you had the Schnitzer name. Well, no,
it's just weird. You know.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
First, my whole schooling up until seventh grade, I was
another name, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And why is that? To explain this to me? My
stepdad so you had I had my stepdad's name. You
had your stepdad's name, but that was not your legal name.
He never legally adopted me. So I'm surprised they would
let you use that in school. Then I was back
in the seventies. Yeah, things were different then. Spencer probably
doesn't even have a birth certificate. That just was like
a handshake and yrus hand written a piece of paper.

(16:57):
They go, yeah, kid was born here you go. It's
chisel a lot of a There's a story about a
kid with a birth certificate problem and he it's a
teenage boy and he is going to play or he
was doing basketball tryouts for like high school or whatever.
I don't know, and he was kicked out of the

(17:17):
tryouts because his birth certificate says that he's a female
and it was a clerical error on his birth certificate.
It's a kid's probably like fifteen years old or whatever,
and I haven't I just read the first half of
this article, but it blew my mind because they're like
the mother is like, oh, yeah, you know somebody, I

(17:39):
gave birth to the kid. And then somebody goes, oh,
do you realize that this birth certificate says female because
there was a clerical error on it and we all
went home and laughed about it. Ha ha ha. Hasn't
caused too many problems over the years.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
And it changed.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Why are you waiting for who.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Gets a birth certificate from their kid for their kid
has the wrong gender on it and they just go
that would be a phone call or two. Yeah, that'll
be a funny story to tell. Yeah, he tes to
get a passport, that would be that'll be real hilarious
when he tries to explain that, like, I just don't
I don't understand. Who doesn't get that fixed? And now

(18:18):
the kid can't play basketball because you know, with all
this stuff in various states. I don't even know what
state this was, but you know, all the transgender stuff
and you got to be playing for the right team, and.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
That's crazy. Get it done. That's not the story where
the headline was x or fired ESPN host outraged by
Summy Boy clearly playing on the team.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
No, I was saying, yes, talking about his family that
you know knows, the Spitzer family. My dad worked for
sper My dad's first car seels job was for Spitzer Dodge.
Oh yeah, my dad starts selling cars probably right around
the time I was born there and that.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Was his first cars. First person you started working for
when you started selling cars.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
That's cool, Carol.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Writes, So Dougie, I'm assuming someone on your food truck
is serve Safe certified yourself if so, to questions, nails
are supposed to be clipped short and neat and no polish.
And if you are opening a food container, where are
your gloves that you should have had on when you
snapped your nail off? Yes, please set me up with

(19:29):
donuts from your truck. Yum twenty dollars says this won't
be read on the air.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
I am very aware of everything that needs to be
done on my food truck and the health department which
comes and inspects.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
They are above and beyond grateful for all the things
that I do, and I have everyone, including myself, constantly
wearing gloves. We are certified we are. I even call
fire departments and let the chief know when hey, just
heads up, I'm going to here or here. They know
where I'm going to be, so I go above and

(20:03):
beyond to make sure that I'm doing everything right. And
they all appreciate it. So you can sit there and say,
I'm not doing.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
What else a story that she was opening up what
she referred to as a forty gallon bucket of frosting
or something. I said, forty galls. Lets me think about this.
You've seen a fifty five gallon drum, right, like an
oil drum. There's hut to five gallons have fires around
exactly exactly. So it was slightly smaller than that forty gallons.
And I go, how did you move that? I lifted

(20:31):
it up. I moved it myself. It was not forty gallons.
It was a big, big difference. Forty pounds is what
it was.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I had to open it. Yeah, and I'm not opening
it with gloves because I'm not serving it. I had
to rip it and then I had to pry it open.
And then when you serve it or scoop it, I
wear my gloves.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
So somebody sent me a thing yesterday doujie where they
have a specific tool made for that for you to
pry open the tops of those big buckets and jump
and things like that. And so you need to look
into that. Run it by Carol first. Will you please
make sure everything's on the up and up it never
it shows you twenty bucks right, oh yeah, oh yeah,
twenty bucks says this won't be right on the air.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I'm nothing to hide, Taylor rice Ye Rover.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I was listening to the show from Monday and laughing
at the discussion regarding the long train ride. I will
tell you from personal experience, it is not anywhere near
as fun as Crystal thinks it would be. My wife
girlfriend at the time, took a train ride as part
of a fun trip from San Francisco to Anaheim, California.
So that's from northern to southern California. With it being
an exciting trip as I was proposing at Disneyland. This

(21:38):
is normally a five to six hour drive. It was
a thirteen hour train ride. It wasn't anywhere near the
fun we were hoping it would be. That trip has
so much for scenery to see than the one from
Philadelphia would have, and stops were supposed to be fun
by the time we were halfway through where we were
miserable and couldn't wait for it to be over. This
is back in two thousand and eight. This day, my

(22:00):
wife and I refer to that as the one of
the worst trip experiences of our lives. So I agree,
you just want to get there, like it's get on
a train. She wants to take a four day trip
across the country, Crystal on a train, that's the adventure. No,
there's on the train.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
And then, which Charlie brought up a good point to
me one day, was just fly back.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You could you could fly back. You could fly there too.
I mean, you do you like being on a plane.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
No, okay, so imagine being on a plane for four days.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
No, but you can get off. Worst case scenario you
get off at some hole dunk area.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
No, you can. First of all, it's po doc, not
ho dog. And if so, then you get off in
the middle of just at a random stop. What are
you going to do? Are you an adventure? That's where, yeah,
get a rent a car. I wanted to take a train.

Speaker 8 (22:57):
I think it was from it was in Canada, but
going through like the Canadian wilderness that looks sweet as
this big glass top. But the problem with that, I
think it was like four thousand dollars a person.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
It's too much. Two days, Yeah, Michelle writes, Hello Rover.
Given that Crystal mentioned she wants to drive to Philly
to visit an obscure museum, I feel like we're at
the perfect place to have everyone hit reset on their
odometers so we can start the comparison between show members. Personally,
I think Jeffrey is going to give Jeffrey personally, I

(23:28):
think Crystal is going to give Jeffrey a run for
his money in terms of most miles driven. I suspect
she is lying about how often she drives to and
from Skinnies. I sure hope we have a talent with
the listener who can make a new chart for total
miles driven each day. I think she's probably lying about
that too. I think she's going over there every day,

(23:52):
driving a long way. She's putting Yeah, she might be
putting more miles on her car than JLR.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Last weekend I definitely did, as I drove down there,
and then I drove to Cedar Point from there on Saturday,
and then I drove back to his house Saturday from
Cedar Point.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
And then I drove home on Monday morning, and that.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
That was just a few days.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
All right, So uh, during the during the break, why
don't we get everyone? You have to go snap a
picture of your odometer? Run out, snap a picture. You
think Jeffrey will figure that out. Do you know how
to take a picture of your old dometer?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
You can't figure out to turn his mic?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay? Any who? Yeah, I could picture, just take a
picture of my old donor. But I can take well,
I can take a picture of my old dometer. Okay,
I know how to do. Just point the camera at
boom and then a week from today we can look
and see in a month from today, don't of the
trip because people could reset tripe and take it of

(25:03):
the actual cards. No dometer, that's correct. Yes, I share
a car, basically that doesn't matter. Still counts all right.
Erica in New York, he around rovers morning, glory your
morning at Erica.

Speaker 13 (25:17):
Hi, good morning, long time a listener, first time caller.
How do you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I'm doing alright. What's happening?

Speaker 11 (25:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No much.

Speaker 13 (25:24):
I just heard the segment about the birth certificate story.
I have a little funny incident of my own personally,
when my mom gave birth to me, the nurse wrote
the wrong name on the birth certificate. It took them
a while to realize. So I technically have two. The
one is discontinued obviously. So the first birth certificate had

(25:45):
the wrong name on Instead of Attica A R I
c A. It had Africa on it.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Oh okay, And considering that I'm originally from South all right.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
So you had to have that corrected. But but your
parents did it, Like once they found out, they go,
we have a mistake on our hands. We should probably
take care of that. Unlike this kid who's playing basketball
in high school or trying out for basketball, and his
parents were like, we laughed at it. Ha, he's a
girl on his birth certificate. And I just don't understand
how anybody, uh, anybody your son's name wrong certificate. You

(26:21):
definitely get that fixed. A normal person would get their
kids name fixed if it was spelled incorrectly on their
birth certificate. Right, do right, Crystal? Right right? Jeffrey, Yeah,
are you what happened with the ears? Jeffrey? The only
thing wrong with my son's persitutent is I used the

(26:43):
wrong punctuation mark. That's it.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
It should have been an accent symbol, not an apostrophe.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
So there was what else was somebody with the birth certificate?
What was rob rivers?

Speaker 8 (27:00):
There's this driver's license came back and he wants to
go get in and came back as a woman.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, that's a problem and you run into issues and
then you know later in life it's just constantly or
if you have your name changed, or you know something's
wrong on it. I mean, it's it's a it's a hassle.
I'm surprised the parents didn't take care of this. I've
got to take a break. Our number is eight six six.
Ye're over. We will be right back. Hang on. Even

(27:28):
when they're not funny, he says.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
If you guys, you guys, you guys make something do
so much, such exploding, and maybe commit biological warfare, maybe
you know.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, Charlie, I get that. I get the idea. Joke
didn't work, so it's still great. Damn buddy, try to
crack a joke here.

Speaker 14 (27:43):
Now back to Rover's morning glory.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, everyone went and snapped pictures of our odometers.
We're gonna keep track of over a week, maybe over
a month. How much of people, how much of people driving?
You know, Jeffrey seems to be the person that drives
the most on the show. But somebody speculated that Crystal
may be putting more miles on her car going to

(28:33):
see this boyfriend of hers driving long distances, and they
might be right. Jeffrey does take but he takes these
weird road trips for no reason and things like that,
so they could be neck and neck.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Let's see here, are we gonna do a star or no?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Who do we send?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yes, we'll send them to SNTS. Hey yeah, I sent
minus neents too. People are saying r m GTV is
let me see what's going on with that? What's what?
The issue could possibly be? Not working on the website?
All right, stand by, let's see what's happening. Let's let's
take a look another day. Another issue? Ye am, I right?

(29:26):
You know, ever since they did that Windows update, it
has been a complete disaster. Let's see that looks okay
on that end.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
But my Amazon, like remember we were talking about issues
with Amazon or anything else, Like I was having with
issues with Go Daddy and uh huh stuff and just
a bunch of different weird things happening. Trello was being weird. Yeah,
everything seems back to normal on that end.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Let's say here, Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
if this is on our issue, I mean, on our end,
or if this is so it's something with one of
our providers. I can't I can't tell. Here. Let's see here,
that's what are you doing with go Daddy?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Why?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
That's an interesting website for you to be visiting here?
That is what do you have a domain name or
something or email?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And everything goes through that? They just switch everything over
and like do my renewal for the year and stuff?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Do you have a website?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
It goes to my Instagram. I haven't created it yet, but.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Right hmm, I'm trying to look into this, but it's
gonna give me. You're gonna have to give me a
little while here. Let's see anyway, So, uh who is? Oh?
By the way, did you go out there? Did you
see this? Charlie? Did you see this monstrosity? Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I saw on Instagram yesterday? Oh yeah, okay, I didn't
actually look at it.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
What did you see?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Insta?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
What'd you see?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It is a purple jeep. It looks like Barnie the
Purple Dinosaur talk Slot. Yeah, she talks Slot beautiful.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
It's it's it's very I had the bright green and
it's sold. Now this one, I love it. This one
will sell fish.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
They make this like in a in black, like a black.
I want color.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
My daughter's got a black one. It's like it's the car.
But people are so mean. So I posted a picture
with Gianna in it. People are losing their minds. Why,
like losing their minds that I can't believe that you
would buy her that vehicle.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Well, yeah, you posted your daughter inside of a new
car and said, check out my purple jeep. I think
people are gonna think you bought your daughter.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
A purple and made it very clear how many times
that that's not her jeep?

Speaker 8 (31:58):
It's yeah, you don't say yeah again. Language is important
and I don't think you understand how it works. And
you're like, why are people so upset? I just posted
a picture of my daughter And how much is that car?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
It's worth it?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
How much?

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Well, if you ask for Scott or Elliott, they'll give
you a great deal.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And what is that deal?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
They will take care of you so probably.

Speaker 9 (32:20):
What seventy five thousand dollars card.

Speaker 8 (32:23):
Yeah, so I think that's why people say, I can't
believe you bought your daughter that car.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I would like that vehicle.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
I did not buy it for her.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
So if somebody wants that car, you'd have to return
it today. If somebody went in there and said I
want a purple Rubicon today, you'd have to all of
whatever busy thing you have set up would have to
be you'd have to stop, and you'd have to go.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'm are you trying to get people to go? I'm
buying a purple jeep Rubic. It's pretty sweet color. It's
an awesome color. I like what you're doing, and that's cool.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Do you want do you want to ride in the
car that Dougi wrote in for a day?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
You can go in and ask celebrity use Do you
think that's an exper selling point there?

Speaker 8 (33:08):
I think that's an awesome idea. That's a good that's
good advertising. Which place do they should go in and
ask for? Specifically? Avon Lake Dodge Ran.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Pretty cool?

Speaker 8 (33:19):
So you go in there and I would love I
can only drive a purple Rubicon.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
The only thing I'll drive.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
It's the only one on a lot too, so thank you.
You're such an ass.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, I see what the issue with r mg TV
could be. But this is going to require a little
bit of a fixing, probably during the next commercial break.

Speaker 12 (33:38):
Ah wow, what can you do?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
There's there's a there's something that screwed up with one
of the one of the machines here. But what else is?
What else is?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Now?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
At least you can see it.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, I know, but this has happened before, and it's
a pain in the ass to fix. It's a pain.
It's the stream I mean, server stops using the Nvidia GPU.
When that happens, I know, I know, what are you
going to do? And then because it has for some reason,
it just automatically just tries to switch to a different

(34:13):
driver or something, and it's uh said, no good, no good. Anyway.
Speaking of technology, open ai has launched their own browser.
Now it's only for Macintosh at the at the at
the moment. It's called what is it called? It's called uh,

(34:34):
let me see, let me pull us up here Atlas.
And I don't really have a handle on it because
I I was going to download it and then I go, oh,
it's Mac only for the time being. They say it's
coming to Windows soon. I have a Mac, but it's
you know, it's it's like there's a Mac here at work,
but I don't. We don't use it. We use it

(34:55):
for very specific things. I'm not going to download a
browser on that. I don't really use that computer mind much.
But it will allow you to use AI agents to
do things. So it has like a sidebar that pops
up and let's say, let's say you go to a
website and it's for I don't know, let's just say
a restaurant or something. You can say, you can have

(35:17):
chat GPT, use an automated agent to make you a
reservation at that restaurant or something, and it can do
things in the background. It can it can log into
other websites, and you can do all sorts of stuff
for you. I guess on its own. Now, I don't
know if that's good bad, who knows? Kind of cool?

(35:38):
I I'm seeing some use here.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
This is on their demo or whatever, just showing pictures
like they're looking this person looking at a pair of shoes,
and they said, would these shoes be good running for
a marathon? And then be like, yeah, these are or
here's some better marathon shoes, and I like this one too.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Open the five less epsy tabs. I head open.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
Because you know you those things, you go, what was
I looking at? I cannot find that. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That remembers that it's going to remember everything about you.
So that's cool that you could do that. But what
else is it going to remember? Then somebody is going
to get a hold of and this this stuff is
taken over do you So essentially, I wonder what we'll
happen at Google stock today now that open ai has

(36:23):
You know, Google makes a bunch of money off of
web search. That's how they make the vast majority of
their money. When you google something, a lot of those
results are sponsored results and they're getting paid by companies.
That's how Google makes its money. If open ai has

(36:44):
this and it replaces So if you're not doing a
Google search for something, people are already using chat gpt
instead of Google in a lot of cases. But if
you now don't use Chrome's browser, which is owned by Google,
and you're using chat GPTs browser, you're using their AI
and AI agents, you can almost completely bypass Google. At

(37:06):
that point and I wonder what that will do to
Google's revenue stock whatever I've I don't know. I've owned
google stock for twenty years. Class or Class B, A
Class C. Which one was? It's a good question because
they changed it so many many years ago. Where if
everybody had one got the other, but you got I

(37:27):
don't know. Now it's really gone up. I bought this.
It was probably about twenty years ago, I guess, and
I bought it it. You know, I didn't put a
ton of money in there, but it's I don't know
if it's tripled in value, quadrupled in value, gone up
ten times, I don't know, but it's gone up quite
a bit. But I wonder if if Google's days are numbered, perhaps.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
Well and wait till change Pete starts doing ads, then
that's going to be ruined.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
How would they do ads? In there?

Speaker 8 (38:01):
They taught me a cool restaurant I should go to. Well,
there's here's we have a great idea for a restaurant.
This is it, and one that pay sponsored. But the
pay to tell us for you to go to everything
will be that that does suck. But would I think
they already mentioned that they're going to start doing that
dude had some sort of mention of They didn't say ads,
but it's clear that's what it was going to be.
It was going to be like it's always listening and

(38:22):
always knowing and preempting you, like saying, hey, there's a
deal on this going on or something, but in stuff
that's that interests you is how they were saying it. Really,
it's just going to be like, we know you like
paper towels, bounties having a great sale right now your
phones can go off and go this sucks.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I hate this. Hm, Well, would you pay so people
pay for streaming services now just to get rid of ads?
You can do like the cheap package and they have
commercials in there, or you can do a more expensive
package that doesn't have the commercials. You're already paying twenty
dollars a month for chat GPT, Charlie. Would you continue

(39:03):
paying if or pay more if they didn't serve you
any ads or sponsored content? Uh? Actually yeah, probably it wouldn't.
So if I went up to forty dollars a month,
But I don't know if I pay that because I
don't use that much. I don't use that frequently. So no,
but they're trying to get you to use it a lot,
so it becomes more integrated into your everyday life. With

(39:26):
the brows, I forget that, I forget it exists. Most days.

Speaker 8 (39:28):
I use it for really dumb things, like the dumbest things,
and then I forget that it actually has good use
cases that I never think about, Like I want to
do some math on how long it's going to take
me to pay off my house, or just some weird
math stuff, and I was.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Like, what should I do?

Speaker 8 (39:47):
And I'm googling it for hours and then realize, oh,
I could just probably pass chat GP plug all these
numbers in a chat gypt and it spit out an
answer in minutes, and I was like, for seconds, really,
I go, wow, that's I should be using this more often.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Trying to do you're paying off? What's it? What's your
what's your game plan? What's it? What is your thought process?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Over here?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
You have a home. I have a thirty year mortgage
on the song, Yeah, and I about twenty five years left.

Speaker 8 (40:12):
Yeah, well I know I've lived there almost eight years now,
so yeah, I don't know twenty three, twenty two, twenty three, yeah,
well I my car is about to be paid off.
Nice but not totally. I mean, I'm like four thousand
away from the car. Okay, so I'm trying to do
the math. Should I save up four thousand pay off
the truck then that payment is gone. Then I take

(40:34):
that money that was using for the truck payment and
put it directly into the house.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yes, per month. Well that's one idea.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Or take four thousand that I was going to use
for the truck, put it right toward the mortgage is
straight up, No.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Do the car. It'll help credit.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, but what's what's the interest rate on the car?
What's the interest rate on the mortgage?

Speaker 8 (40:55):
I did all this five point nine I think for
the home and three something for the car.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I would do the cart, get that off your plate,
and then take all that money and dump it into
the house.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
But what's the difference I mean, I was really I mean.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Is the credit score will go up when you have
that loan paid off.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
No, credit scores go down when you pay off your loans.
You pay off your loans because oddly sometimes that is work.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, I think Susie Orman war.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Who case, you don't even you're not by making any
major purchases, credit score I can go down that much.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
But I was just trying to see which would make
my house pay off faster. That's what I was really
trying to do, is what is the faster way to
pay off the house?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
If I.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
Four thousand towards the more I gets straight up towards
the principal, or or two hundred fifty dollars, I think
is my car payment two hundred and fifty dollars extra
a month towards that?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
And what did chance ept tell you?

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Well, it's really not that much of a difference in
all honesty, and that's about six months difference of how
the thing will shake out in the end.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
And so it is better to pay off a car,
which difference, but it also probably does it give you
how much money you're saving though over that so you
have to mean interest saving. Yet it was in there.
I was really looking more about the time, That's all
I was crying to get that off your chest. You
want to, Oh, all I want in my life is

(42:18):
to pay off the house. Then I don't have to
try ever again or do anything. You don't have to try,
meaning like my life. So I mean, I said, the
moment Charlie pays off this house, he just doesn't even
show up effect Again, you must be pretty close to
paying it off at this point.

Speaker 8 (42:36):
So h no, because then at that point it's paid off. Yeah,
I have to pay like taxes or whatever you could.
I could, I could pay that.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
But paying off the mortgage, though, is one less expense
regarding the house. All you have to do use is
paid for the homeowners insurance in the property taxes.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
That's a good point, and that's what I was thinking.
So once that's done, that's it. I'm also I'm set
for life that I have my house. I can I
could be a Walmart reader and I could pay off
the property taxes at the house. It's not that much whatever,
it's just at that point, well, it's nothing. I did
nothing to think about.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Ever Again, somebody says Timmy d says, I think he's
budgeting for a wedding ring, an engagement ring for his girlfriend.
Is that in the cards. I'm not a liar. I'm
just telling you exactly what I'm doing. Okay, Yeah, that's uh.
It is good for stuff like that, but I would

(43:32):
also caution you double check its work because yeah, I know,
I know even with math that that is wrong. Well,
you might ask chat GPT something. You know, maybe he
need some information, maybe you're doing a live read or
something like that, and you ask him for some information
and it just spits out wrong info and you use
that yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to sound smart and then

(43:55):
you sound stupid, like maybe chat GPT tells you that
the Cavaliers knocked out in the first round of the
playoffs last year and not the second round.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh yeah, yeah. You wouldn't say that, would.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You, because I double checkpp Yeah. Actually, just read it verbatim.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Like Stephen A stupid of sports, like how it works,
because like we were talking yesterday, it's just predictive text.
It's just like, oh, I should say this after this,
this would make the most sense. But then some of
that works with complicated math that really I don't know
how that. I don't know how they made this seem.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I mean math is math, like that's easier to get
right math because there's only one way. I'm giving it
to the numbers. I'm just throwing half numbers at going.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
I don't really know how much I Oh, I paid
I think I paid this much, and I'm kind of
throwing half numbers. I think this is my interest rate,
and it's still going calculating. It's it's amazing. I do
have to take a break. We'll try to get R
on g TV.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
This is I know what the issue is here, and
I remember last time this took a long time to
try to figure the shut out. Okay, so you can
cross your fingers and hopefully that can be resolved, if
not during the break sometime today, who knows. I do
have to take a break. The shizzy is coming up.

(45:14):
What do you have on the way?

Speaker 4 (45:16):
What do you think the loneliest day of the year is.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
For the longliest day of the year, Let's see. For singles,
you got Valentine's Day's birthday?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Okay, yep.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
For holidays, oh oh, okay, your.

Speaker 15 (45:32):
Birthday's birthday, so you have Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
And then I always see stories where they say Christmas
is the is the most depressing day for people who
are single, and I go, okay, really is it? You
should be relishing the fact you don't have to buy
a bunch of presents for people.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
But is that your guest Christmas?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, I guess. I guess Christmas or Valentine's Day has
to be one of those too.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
I'll tell you what it is next.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Will be right back. Hey, yeah, the shizzy is coming

(46:18):
up in just a moment. What do you have on
the way do?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
What is the loneliest day for like the holiday for
single people.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
The loneliest I suggested either Valentine's Day or Christmas. I
always hear Christmas, gotcha? They always say the most suicides
on Christmas as well. I don't know if that's true
or not, but all right, we'll get to that in
just a moment. What do you think it's going to drive?
We took pictures of our odometers. What do you think

(46:47):
he's going to drive the most over the next week
and over the next month. I do think it's going
to be Crystal going to see this boyfriend first. I
think I think you might be right. Who do you
think drives more? Jeffrey or Crystal?

Speaker 8 (47:03):
Crystal consistently Jeffrey overall in a year, Crystal's going.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Multiple times per week.

Speaker 8 (47:11):
She's driving an hour and really it's two hours to
just get their an get back. But Jeffrey will go
out of nowhere, just go going going three hours away
for to see nothing, just to just to drive. So
that will happen. But I think so overall, Jeffrey in
a year, Crystal. Week to week?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Are we doing a month or are we doing a week?
Because I think in a week she'll contain ourselves.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Well, we'll do both. Why would she contain herself? Why
would anybody contain themselves?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I already have plans for all this from today until Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Why would anybody contain themselves? Right now? Just drive how
you drive?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
What Jeffrey would do?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Oh yeah, don't contain yourself. Just do what you do.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
And Jeffrey will try to drive less just because we
took a picture of odometer ice weird.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (47:58):
Just drive what a guy. Have a bunch of things
I have to drive to coming up. They're gonna add up.
I actually might beat everybody possibly this week, just because
I have a lot of driving I have to do.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Huh, jeff By the way, Jeffrey, I followed him out
to take a picture of my O dometer. He he
opened and held the door for me, Charlie. So he
must respect. He respects you respect me, and that's good.
Do we get no respect? He also does it to Crystal.
I don't know. He held the door for me the
other day. Wow, he's well. He wants you to go
through so you can stare at your ass. Yeah, he

(48:28):
just held it and he continued walking in front of
me though, so he held it as a weird followed
him walk to Now, Oh, it's just this cool guy.
Did he hang it for?

Speaker 13 (48:37):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (48:38):
He did?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Cool guy walking out guy walk Yeah. Oh yeah. It
kind of looks like a gorilla almost, just like Bob
and back and forth. Uh, Dougie, are you ready for
the shoes.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
It's the third time you've teased. I want to see
where the one's at.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Okay, sure, I mean our MG TV isn't working, but sure,
go ahead. Let's see, uh so later, so anybody, we'll
show later. All right, let's see. Understand, it doesn't matter,
let's see alright, see Charlie nine, all right, all right,
Charlie has five thousand, three hundred and eighteen fifty three

(49:15):
eighteen okay, all right, nice, sixty nine miles on the
I'm going to trade the car in. We have to
add it up. We have to add them all. You
drive a different car every day, every day.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I don't drive a different car. No one's going to
buy this for the month. I will tell them they can't.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
But still even when you do do that, I usually
drive your other car. Drive your other car.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I drive this car when I get Yeah, I'm going
to drive this car.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
All right, here's here's rovers all right? Four thousand, seven
hundred are seven hundred and thirty six miles? You guys
all have such low miles.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Wait, why is it four thousand? What's the four thousand
and twenty eight?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
That's the trip probably the trip mileage, I would guess. Oh,
I gotcha.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Oh okay, wait, so four seven three six.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Okay, here's mine thirty three thousand, all right, thirty three
eight eighty nine, and then who's left Crystal? Crystal eighty
six thousand, eight hundred and thirty nine miles most of
those put on in the past year going to see
her boyfriend. Wow, eighty six thousand. Now, how many miles
do you think, Jeffreys, I'm going to say one hundred

(50:26):
and twenty two thousand miles D one hundred and fifty really,
ye over, I just wanted to let you know that
was the approximate mileage on the car when he bought it. Oh, okay,
so yeah, we're one hundred and seven two hundred thousand miles. Okay,
what does JLR have one hundred and ninety one thousand,

(50:48):
nine hundred and eighty miles. Wow, hundred mile one hundred
ninety one What nine eighty one ninety one, nine eighty
What was it when you got it?

Speaker 8 (50:59):
I think a hundred twenty thousand, ninety eight in twenty thousand, wow,
June ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
So how many miles is that? Seventy thousand miles?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
When?

Speaker 7 (51:07):
When did you I got that car in November of
twenty two, twenty twenty two, so three years.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
So you're putting on twenty three twenty four thousand miles
a year.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
That's not bad. That's a lot of twenty three thousand
a year. At Rover you have almost five thousand miles,
and Charlie is fifty five thousand miles. How do you
explain that you've had it for what two months? And
you're already at the same as.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
His you've had it longer than two months, But I
don't know how I've had it longer than two months.
Let's forget Rover Trowie also, and do she have the
three newest vehicles on the show? And I have a
half hour drive into work, half hour drive home. That's it.
I don't drive anywhere else. I'm not doing what j
LR is doing going all over this.

Speaker 10 (51:53):
I share my car too. I bought my brand excuses.
I bought my brand new three years ago. What do
you mean him, low, I just got we just traded
in the lease. We just got, we just updated the lease.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Oh, this is a new this is a this is
ok because it's five thousand miles is nothing. No, you've
got that OTTO cruise control and stuff. Now he's telling
us all about when he got it. Okay, So I
didn't know Charlie got a new car. So that explains
the little mileage.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Okay, all right, and I probably do put about twenty
twenty thousand.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Charge of twenty twenty and ninety four a year a year. Yeah,
that's a lot. Dude's like, that's not that much.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
That's a lot to mostly offer on a lease at
a time, is like fifteen thousand, I think.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Yeah, that's why, max, and then you pay thereafter.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
That's what that would be. Sixty There would be sixty
six miles every day of the year, three hundred and
sixty five days a year. If you're driving every single
day sixty six miles a day, that's a lot. Dude,
most people aren't driving. You know, you're driving five days
a week or whatever.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I mean that.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
You guys, remember, he's not he's not he lived far
away from work.

Speaker 8 (53:02):
If he lived like forty five minutes away from work,
you go, Okay, that adds up.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
No, No, he lives twelve minutes from work. Okay, all right, duji,
are you ready for the award winning shoot? Yeah, here
we go.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
On rovers morning glory. The White House has announced that
the planned meeting between the President and Russian President Vladimir
Putin in Budapest has been scrapped. Oh remember yesterday said
they were going to meet at the end of the No,
they're not going to meet. So not sure what's going
on with that. I'm not really sure. So they are

(53:38):
not giving us a lot of details about it, but
it's it's scrapped.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Did you see the reporter asking, uh, Caroline Levitt, hey,
why did you pick Budapest? And then she replies, ask
your mom? Your mom?

Speaker 1 (53:54):
What that's the reply? Yeah, yeah, that's the White House
order your mom.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Caroline Lovett is the White House Press secretary.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
She's a smart alec. Sometimes I've watched a.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Couple of her press brevingnsistency, who she's smart, sophy act
and she she shares it too, like sh that a
badge of accomplishment, like badge of honor?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, where did she share tom? That doesn't even make
any sense? Well, hold on, it made sense a little
more sense with those lips. Oh those lips.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
That was weird.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Here's that was weird. I guess what Donald always talks
about her lips? Here loves her lips. Here's what she wrote.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
What is this saying?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Is the president aware of the significance of Budapest? In
nineteen ninety four Russia promised in Budapest not to invade
Ukraine if it gave up the nuclear weapons had inherited
when the Soviet Union dissolved? Does he not see why
Ukraine might object to that site? Who suggested Budapest? Thanks?
And then she replies, your mom did. And then this
guy says, is this funny to you? And she writes,

(54:58):
it's funny to me that you actually consider yourself a journalist.
You are a far left hack who nobody takes seriously,
including your colleagues in the media. They just don't tell
you that to your face. Stop texting me, you're disingenuous,
biased and bs questions. Is he like to me, that's
like a you know, that's a legitimate question, right, who
picked it?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
If it does have significance to Russia, like it seems
I don't know who SV names. I have no idea,
but it seems like a normal sort of question the
media might ask. Go on this.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Tropical storm Melissa is strengthening in the Caribbean and could
become a hurricane by the end of this week. Haiti
is under a hurricane watch in Jamaica has a tropical
storm watch. Forecasters worn of heavy rain and floating across
Haiti and the Dominican Republic. More frozen shrimp are being
recalled over possible radiation exposure. Brands include Aquastar, Publics, Best Yet,

(55:50):
and Waterfront Bistro. The FDA says no illnesses have been reported.
Customers should return or discard the affected products. You are at,
We're that means you did not win the Mega millions?
Did you place your bet last night? Yesterday? Were over
for the six hundred automatically dollars?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Okay, And I'm assuming like I just do it with
this app, and I know it's more expensive to buy,
but it's so easy to buy the tickets that way.
And I don't even check the results because I assume
that if I won the.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
How much was it six hundred and fifty million dollars?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I assume if I won six hundred and fifty million dollars,
they wouldn't just send an email. I'm assuming that app
like the place they'd start calling. They would, you know,
I would hear about it if I won.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
So yeah, the next the jackpot will now increase to
an estimated six hundred and eighty million dollars, and that
will be for Friday nights drawn. So it does.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
I won fourteen dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Oh god, that's going to help that car payment and
house payment.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Good for you.

Speaker 11 (56:53):
We see.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
If I want anything, I'm I just I haven't doing
it automatically. Well, Charlie, how much did you buy? Twenty?
Oh I'm down six, that's okay, roll it over.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I have a friend of mine who is fairly well off,
and he just went to Vegas and his buddies were like,
let's all go, and he's like.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I don't want to go.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I don't want to go. They're like, come on, what
are you gonna do? You're gonna work. It's like fine,
he goes, he hit like thirty two thousand dollars from
different machines. Thirty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
He likes, Wow, thirty two thousands.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Yes, isn't that amazing.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Must have been playing a lot of money though, he.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Would dow hundred dollars. Oh, so it gives me hope.
Now I want to go gamble.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I don't even know how I see if I want
any results. Yeah, I'm looking at here. It doesn't show
me winning anything. So I'm guessing that means I didn't
win a dollar. Okay, go on.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Eric and Lyel Menendez re sentenced to fifty years to life.
That now makes them a little bit more closer to
a possible parole, according to the judge. Los Angeles judge
has to be sentenced both of the brothers for the
nineteen eighty nine murders of their parents. Now this change
does open the possibility of parole, whereas originally there were
sentenced to life without parole. During the sentencing, the judge

(58:18):
noted that despite the horrific crime, the brothers conduct in
prison and supporting letters contributed to the decision. So, however,
the judge emphasized that eligibility or parole does not mean
they will be released immediately. The decision now shifts to
the parole board and the governor. All right, the loneliest
day of the year for single people. Single people struggle

(58:40):
sometimes through the holidays, and some holidays more than others.
In fact, there's one day that makes single people feel
the most lonely.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
You're able to guess it Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I say, to either Valentine's Day or Christmas, I'm gonna
I'm going with Christmas.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
That's a great guest too. Fifty nine percent of single
people say Halloween is one of the hardest days that
they year, and fifty seven percent say it's actually worse
than Valentine's Day. Why Yep, They said that a lot
of people do couples or groups. When you do costumes

(59:19):
and parties and stuff like that. They say, there's if
you have a partner and you have kids, there's trick
or treating, so that makes you feel like you're involved.
If you have cust family organizations that you are invited
to different places like that. So if you're single, you
don't have a kid, maybe you don't go trick or
treating or maybe you don't go to parties, or maybe

(59:41):
you don't. It's the best holiday.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
You have no responsibilities, you're not obligated to go anywhere,
you don't have to buy anybody gifts. I mean, it
is really the best holiday to take advantage of.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
All right, But that's coming from somebody that's in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I love Halloween too, so I'm a little bit biased
in that. I think he could dress up as that's
an excuse for chicks to dress fluddily on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Drunk, have fun, you're single, and yeah, I don't know
if you're going to do that. And finally, I'll end
with this rover. Do you know Bryant gumbole? Do you
remember him?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
He was on news anchor? Was it NBC?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
He was on Good No, he was on Good Morning
America back a long, long, long time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Many many years ago. Well Bryant Gumble from former Today
anchor Oh Wow looks old. Former Today anchor Bryant Gumble
was hospitalized this week for a medical emergency. TMZ reports
the first responders used a gurney to take Gumble from
the Manhattan building and took him to a nearby hospital.
It's believed that the host is still there. A family

(01:00:50):
member told TMZ that Bryant is okay, but didn't reveal
any other information. Seventy seven. He looks good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
He was on he was Real Sports on HBO for
a long time as well. That ended maybe a year
ago or something. I think, so yeah, wait, she just
said he looks good. But first she said, oh, he
looks old.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Yeah, we're seventy seventy looks fantastic. There you go. That's
this dizzy ass on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
When the yit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Goes down, you better be watching.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
R MG TV.

Speaker 14 (01:01:24):
Watch it live at Roverradio dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
What let me throw out a hypothetical for you, boy,
Jeffrey loves hypotheticals. Let me throw this one out for you. Okay, Now, really,
you are driving in Maine, all right, Maybe you went
out there to get some milk the state of main Well,
why I would drive up the state of Maine for milk,

(01:01:51):
It's just hypothetical. Hypothetical. You, as you're driving, you see
something on the side of the road and you go over,
you pick it up, and it's seventy four hundred dollars

(01:02:11):
in cash. What do you do with it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
If I saw seventy four hundred dollars in cash on
the side of the road, that money's mine. Yes, I
agree with you one hundred percent. I mean, if it's
on the side of the road, we you have no
idea the origin of it or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
What's it in? Is it a burn a bag, a purse?

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Yeah, but maybe it just say it's in a paper bag.
I don't know what a paper bag? No markings on it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Why is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I'd like to know it. Well, here's a story. So
police are looking for an older gentleman who they says
stole seventy five or seventy four hundred dollars that he
found on the side of the road. I don't know
how you steal something that you found. Now, here's what
actually happened. A guy sold his car, he got seventy
four hundred dollars in cash. He then did exactly what

(01:03:04):
Doogie would do in this situation, because Dougie has done this.
He was so excited he sold his car for seventy
four hundred dollars. He put the bag of cash on
top of his other car and drove away.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I just did this.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
He this seventy four hundred dollars then falls off the
roof of the car. Later that night, somebody spots it
and they go, oh my god, look it's a bag
of cash. They pick it up, they take it home. Now,
what is the police are searching for this guy? They
have a dash cam from somebody, I guess, and they

(01:03:43):
say that they're searching for this guy. He stole this
seventy four hundred dollars. The man who sold the car
he didn't even realize until later that evening when he
got home and he goes, oh, no, that's seventy four
hundred dollars was on the room for the car and

(01:04:04):
he didn't even realize it. Where's this stealing? That's what
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Yours? You know it's not yours?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Is this the finder's keepers? That's that's the law of
the land?

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
I agree, story is out there. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Not mean there's a law? What's the law? Law is?

Speaker 10 (01:04:22):
It says bizarrely strict about Los Angels, anything over three
dollars has to be claimed, turned over turned over to
who the town's clerk within a week.

Speaker 8 (01:04:33):
That pockets it at that point and goes, okay, I
didn't get this, so it has.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
To be turned over to the town's clerk within a week.
Maybe this happened. When did this happen?

Speaker 16 (01:04:42):
Was it more?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
The guy is a week to turn it in. Maybe
he's going to turn it in. I mean, this is ridiculous.
If you find seventy five hundred bucks on the side
of the road, that's yours. I disagree, it's totally yours.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
As much as I love money and I want money,
I can't keep that because I know somebody else I
still did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
The They remember I was going. I was in a
parking lot outside of a I think the Aladdin Hotel
and casino back in Las Vegas. There was a concert there,
and I don't know if it was before or after
the concert, but there was like a dirt lot where
people would park, and my buddies and I were out there.
We went to this concert or we're going to this concert,

(01:05:20):
and and I step took like two steps, and I
looked down and there was a crumpled up one hundred
dollars bill there. And you know, at first you think
you're getting pranked or something with hoop dollar. Yeah, and
so pick self explanatory what.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
You mipe your ass with one hundred dollars bill.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
Yeah, and then you wait till somebody picks up, usually
on to one hundred, you do aunt put. Somebody goes
and I go, oh my god, here's money, and then they
touch it and cover the poop. Classic prank.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
So I reached down, I get this, I go, oh
my god, it's one hundred dollars. One hundred dollars bill
that was mine. I still remember it to this day.
And this happened a long, long, long time ago. So
if I found seventy five hundred dollars, I'm not turning
that in. I don't think anybody should be expected to
turn that in. I feel bad for the guy. It's
the right thing to do. Once the guy comes forward

(01:06:09):
and he goes, hey, I sold this car and I
lost the money, it would be the nice thing, the
right thing to do for the person who found the
money to say he sees it on the news, I'm
sure and go, you know what, I'm going to return
this to the guy he needs it or whatever. That
would be the right thing to do. But I would

(01:06:29):
totally understand if the person didn't. Well, I don't know
if I would feel bad if I found that money,
and then in the news I saw that somebody was
looking for it, you know, sold the car, left the
money on top of his car, drove away. I would
feel bad. I would give the money up if I
found this seventy five hundred on the side of the road.

(01:06:50):
I will tell you this, I wouldn't make an effort
to find out whose it was if I saw it
on the news. In I got home, man, I feel bad.
I'm going to give this money back. It is national
news now, but in other cases where it's not national news,
I'm not going to go out of my way to
try and find out whose money that is. I'm just
going to keep that money. And who could blame you? Nobody? So, Jeffery,

(01:07:11):
you would keep that finders keepers.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
Yeah, but let's say if I, as your example, if
I started the news and yeah, then I would feel bad.
I would have to give the money over to him,
because at least the guy who's looking for.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
It case you know who you are.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
I didn't see the news that day. Oh I didn't
see that. I'm unaware of that. Oh, that money. I
thought it was different money that you guys were talking about.
I didn't know that was the money I found. Yeah,
you would just keep it. You would never turn it in.
There's more to this law.

Speaker 10 (01:07:38):
If it's worth more, if goods are worth more than
ten dollars, three dollars, you got to turn into the clerk. Right,
if it's more than ten dollars, same steps, also as
a notification published in a local or county newspaper.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
So this law must have been created like two hundred
years ago when ten dollars was a fortune, right, I mean,
you got to be kidding me. And by the way,
what's who has a county newspaper? Still I don't know
this guy risks the guy whoever they're looking for. Police
have a dash cam. Somebody must have driven by. Here's
the actual dash cam photo. So, uh, these two guys

(01:08:16):
are just picking up this wad of cash, don't you.
Definitely don't blame them. I don't blame them.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
The cash is all over the ground, do you see it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
They's just picking it up, so it's not even in
a bag. So they must be driving by. Didn't do
anything wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Yeah, you got to turn that out and bring you
three dollars to the county clerk.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
So now they face up to five years in jail
and a five thousand dollars fine. According to the Attorney
General of Maine.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
They're taking somebody else's money. You know, that's not your money.
They were cleaning up.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
They littered down. Yeah, now, somebody littered all over the road.
That's all I was doing, was cleaning it up. Damn
kids literally anecting the earth. I yeah, I don't have
so you just did this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
You put something on top of your car and drove away.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
No, Damn, I put something. I put my phone. I
was in a store and I was racing against time,
and I was in a Walmart and I had to
be somewhere, and I put my phone up somewhere in
the flipping store and I it was actually Target, and
then it was Target, and I pulled a worker aside

(01:09:26):
and I'm like, I'm in I need to be someplace,
and I can't find my phone. So she calls on
the radio, and all these Target people were trying to
help me on the phone, and she's like, let's mark
back where. So we're racing through the store to find
where did I Because I had to lift something, I
hadn't call your phone? Well I did. She did do that,

(01:09:49):
but I don't usually have my phone ringer on so
so it was awful and I kept hitting my ding
ding ding on my Apple Watch to track it, so
upset because I'd get in the area and then then
it would go away. It's the worst feeling ever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
You would think that Doogie would learn her lesson with this.
I've told you many times, yeah that I've known Dousi
a long time. Here's what she does. She goes into
a target she's buying like tide pods or something. So
normally what somebody would do is they would take those
tide pods, they put it in their cart, they walked up.

(01:10:27):
What she does is she has like this this wallet
change person sort of thing. She takes that, she puts
it on the shelf with the tide pods. She then
takes the tide pods, puts them in the cart, but
inevitably gets distracted by some phone snapchat on her phone
or something.

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
The other surprising thing is she's also a bad lady
and has thousands of bands.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
I don't have a purse.

Speaker 8 (01:10:48):
Why not why put your important items in that phone,
one of those pads, in one of the many bags
you have.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
I don't carry bags around. I wear I wear one
of those Lulu lemon across.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
That doesn't work for.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
You because I can't put my phone in it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
You get a different one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
So I did, just because I I did just buy
a purse that over the shoulder.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
But you'll lose that. You're been doing this for decades,
I know. But here's the thing that could help I.
One time, I one time I broke a pair of sunglasses.
And these were sunglasses. This is many years ago, probably
fifteen maybe twenty years ago. These were at the time
expensive one hundred dollars sunglasses. You know, fifteen years ago,

(01:11:36):
that's super expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Right, I would never buy those.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I broke these sunglasses and I have not broken a
pair of sunglasses since that day because I learned my lesson.
I go Jesus Christ. These things were expensive and I
just broke them. Just money wasted. I learned my lesson.
You keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and

(01:11:59):
over for again. Yeah, why why don't you learn your lesson?
Of like, instead of putting your phone, why would you
put your phone down on a shelf?

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
I just said, because I had to lift something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Do you have a pocket?

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Sometimes sometimes I do that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
She's even so no offense, but she's even so dumb
that we were just walking Well, we were just walking
out to take pictures of our odometers to track mileage
over the next week or so. And we're all walking out.
Jeffrey's doing his cool guy walk in front of us.
I'm behind him, and then Dougie comes trotting out and

(01:12:35):
then she goes, oh, oh my god, I left my
phone in there. And I go, okay, So what she goes, Well,
you're gonna have to take the picture of my odometer
because I left my phone back in the station. I said, okay,
So we walk up there, We get up there. H
Dougie is upset that Jeffrey is walking slowly. So Dougie,
He's like, oh, come on go that was a sense

(01:12:56):
of urgency. She's being you. I'm bitchy, like normal because.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
He's like slow, showing off how he struts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I know now, Yeah, and yeah, I was walking, yeah,
doing that walk.

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
After I took the picture, you had to take a
quick quick I took a quick pivot to the bathroom,
walked back, got to the steal before vin before we
got back on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
So okay, uh, not part of the story. But uh so,
as do she then pushes her way around Jeffrey because
she's so he's she's upset. This is actually in the
parking garage. Now she walks in front of me and
then goes around Jeffrey, walks in front of him, and
I see in her back pocket? Is that phone? I

(01:13:37):
go to your phone? Is in your pocket?

Speaker 17 (01:13:39):
You eadiot put it in my ask? Oh, Like she's
completely clueless. And again, everybody makes mistakes. But if you've
done it once, like she multiple times has left this
wallet on top of her car and then drives away.
So she and you go, why why do you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Well, I'm loading stuff into my car, so if I
put the wallet on top of the car, you have
the bags. Why why would you continue doing that? After
you drive away and then you your wallet falls off
your car and is picked up by a random person
who nicely gives it back to you. But you've done
this multiple times.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
I remember the one time I say, the next time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
You go to put the wallet on top of your car,
wouldn't something in your brain go, oh, man, I did
that before and that was a mistake. I'm not going
to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:29):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Yeah, remember one time I put my I had to
go to the accountant and I put my folder on
top of the cars.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Yeah yeah, with her salary, her social Security number and
everything else.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
It goes on a main drag, pulls out all the
paper and I'm in the middle of the street. Stop,
I gotta get my papers. I'm lay for an appointment.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Thank god somebody picked it up there. Like I could
steal this chick's identity, but she's so stupid. I don't
even use her social Security for I just don't understand.
This is a serious question. Yeah, why haven't you learned
your lesson? I don't know, because it always works out
for what.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Do you mean it works out like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
That guy found your tax stuff. He's really quick. No,
that was a to meet somebody that way.

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
This is like usually needs to leave something at like
a guy's house, but she's leaving stuff just in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:15:24):
You know that same friend of mine who who told
me that he want all that money, he did tell
me he was You know that Rover is obsessed with you,
and he holds you back from ever meeting someone. You
know that, right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I don't think about you at all after I leave
this studio, and do not think about it when I
hold you back from meeting, and I said, I understand. Wow,
why is this guy so jealous Rover? No, why is
the guy Joseph Rover is that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Jealous of Rover? Santa Rover?

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
So, how am I holding you back from meeting somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
You just and I said, I totally agree.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Well, give me an example.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Are you over the past year?

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Tell me how I've held you dumb?

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
I make you sound dumb, So you have something to say, Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
No, I'm just being I'm just like totally entertained by
you guys a whole time I've been on this show.
You guys argue like you're a married couple. Interesting, isn't it. Yeah,
A j In Rochester says, I think do she thinks
it's cute to be so stupid? And this is her
whole person?

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
I'm smart, she is really stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Don't get me wrong, I'm very But do you think
that she thinks it's cool and or funny and or
cute to be that dumb? Exactly? I think that's an
actual great point. So she's really so stupid that she
thinks it's cute to be dumb. That's how dumb she is. Okay,
weird anyway, So you think you would learn your lesson,

(01:17:01):
but she did not. And so now main police are
searching for these people that found seventy four hundred dollars
scattered across the road. They thought it's their lucky day.
But yeah, they have the picture of them. And you
saw the picture of the two guys there just crouching
down getting all the money off of the road. They
then got into a Honda CRV. That's their car parked

(01:17:21):
up there. See, yeah, they'll find them. So they pull over,
they blow through this money on the on the road
and they go, we just drove through a bunch of money.
So they pull over to the side of the road,
they get out, they go collect the money, they get
back in their Honda CRV and drive away like normal
people would do. I've got to take a break. Eight

(01:17:42):
six six, you're over eight six six nine six seven
six eighty three seven will be right back on Rover's
Morning Glory lashed potatoes. Wait until you hear what we
do next. This is the worst thing who's reached the bottom.
Welcome back to your rovers morning Glory Ron in Corny,

(01:18:09):
New York. Get around Rover, he's more't of glory. Your
morning round Errol Rover, Hey, what's happening?

Speaker 16 (01:18:17):
Hey, I have a theory you you are perplexed on
why she teachs making the same mistakes over and over
and nevers aren't strong.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Yes, by theory, she doesn't care.

Speaker 16 (01:18:31):
Because she makes her problem everyone else's problem. She just
admitted it in the store that when she lost her phone,
she got all the employees together and made him helpook
for her phone. It's so different than when Jeffrey comes
out in the air says a little boohoo story about
what's going on with him, and either you pick up

(01:18:52):
the tab for whatever whatever he needs, or the listeners
calling and they give him money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
So you think that it's because there's no consequence for
being stupid, is what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
I'm not stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
I see all right, Well that is interesting because it's weird,
like no, no, I the story that she told about
just recently losing her phone and she's in a store
and she put the phone down on a shelf, which
is stupid because she's done this so many times before
with her wallet.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Because you're to know, I'm smart, I go, I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
So my whole life revolves around trying not to do
things that I don't want to do, and that's that's lazy.
That may be, but it's it's lazy and it's smart.
But if I did the same thing as Dougie and
I lost my phone in a target, probably the last

(01:19:52):
thing I would do would be to gather all the
employees and make them search for my phone and make
announcements and all that, because why I would be embarrassed
by this. Now I would I would spend all day
searching through that target store trying to find my phone,
as opposed to, you know, getting recruiting them to help out,

(01:20:16):
because I would feel stupid. I go, God, they're going
to think I'm a real idiot for doing this.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Well, they were actually very pleasant, and I couldn't. I
had to go pick people up at the high school,
and I had all the.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
To do that without your phone waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
No, I'm not going to leave my phone in a
target and then somebody could steal it. So there were
a couple people putting out stuff, and then there were
two other people in the four of us, five of us. Fine,
we found it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
See what throver is? He just made the example how
he likes to avoid not doing his stuff that he's
got do.

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Yeah, so I would venture to say that. And Rover
did admit he's lazy y, but he actually combined. The
only person I don't come finds laziness with smartness.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
That's right. I work hard at being lazy. Simon says
that Dougie is just like Jeffrey. She doesn't worry about
it because it always works out for her. She can
lose her tax papers and somehow it always works out
the same thing with Alr. He blows through all his
money and somehow ends up making it somewhere else, just

(01:21:24):
like what that guy said. And Chris says Dougie is
like this because she wants to be exactly like Elaine
on Seinfeld, and she thinks it's charming and cute exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
One time I think I remember I have a I
have a lost phone story. I remember one time I
walked to Giine Eagle to get something for myself because
he likes his Carolina to reprepaper Jagie. So how you
figure it? Why not? I figure I told them Caroline.

Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
Bloody damn story. I am speaking up, but needs to
be clearly. Does this Carolina Reaper pepper Jack cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
Okay, So so I walked the Giant Eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
I go buy the cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
I realized I had to use the bathroom so seriously
across the street and I had to go number two,
and I take my.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Tone out and I'll like, I'll scroll through stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:17):
I'm taking a dump, right actually, and I put my
phone on the toilet papers something.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Okay, we're up.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
So I'm like halfway home with like and I feel,
oh and all the way back to that get go
and there's my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
It's like, thank god.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
So you left your phone on the toy on the
toilet and I and.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
I was lucky enough and I and I actually had
to wear with all the go back here quick, get
my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I was like, So I got my phone back in
my hand.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
I made sure it was in my pocket, and then
I walked home.

Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
Did you buy the cheese and then go take the
dump or were you in the cheese aisle?

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
He said, I gotta take a dump. I bought the cheese. Okay, okay,
so you put the cheese in the bathroom with you
where it's like I had it in a bag. Cut
the cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
They did. Cut the she's where'd you put the bag
as you were sitting down on the toilet to poop.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
I put it like right down on the floor next
to me. It's a package. And then what do you
do when you get home with that?

Speaker 6 (01:23:13):
Uh me?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
He goes.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
I put it in the fridge and he sees it
makes it makes a pepper o bag.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
So you're telling me the pepper jack cheese is in
it's itself is in a bag. And then that is
inside of a plastic shopping bag. Right, No, no, no, it's
in the regular package.

Speaker 7 (01:23:28):
It was by the manufacturer, in the plastic shopping bag, right,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, all right, So then when you get home, where
do you put the plastic shopping bag?

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
I take the take the she's out of the plastic
shopping bag from the shopping bag out, but she's in
the well, it's in the package in the fridge and
he he put.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
The plastic Like when I unload the groceries, I put
the the the bags up on the counter. Is that
what you did?

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Put on It's just one item. This is one item.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
Yeah, okay, But my son likes to make a sandwich
with pepperoni and Carolina reper Pepperject chees and mustard.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Oh that sounds delicious. Maybe that's the reason why you're
pooping so much.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Cheese.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
No, first of all, I don't eat pepperject sheets or
kill either Provolone or Swiss Pavoloni.

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
No, it's Provolo and Charlie so many email mean this said.
This is what Dougie needs is a product for her.
Oh yeah, it's a chain that you can put your
phone in. You see this and you wear your phone
around like that? That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Oh, I've seen lots of these, and designers even make these.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
All right, I've not seen this, but okay, that way,
she can't lose her phone. But she even lost it
and it was in her back pocket recently. That is true,
and I'm Brandon says he has a theory on that
the phone in the back pocket and then her racing
in front of you was a vain attempt to get

(01:24:55):
her to get you to look at her ass.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
No, I don't need.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
That's why rush in front and then the phone in
the back pocket, right man.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
At the same time, bye bye sns instead of where's
wall those where's the phone?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Since are you going to Vegas. Yeah, this weekend. Oh, okay, tomorrow.
I am leaving tomorrow. Charlie. Run on r m G
t V on Friday, and then I guess, so you're
going to see this the Wizard of Oz thing at
the sphere? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Are you excited for that? I am super excited. My
wife is super excited.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Are they still dropping those apples? An apple? Really bad? Okay,
you're gonna fight somebody for one of those apples? You will? Okay,
she's she's tough, Charlie. Can you help me out with something?
I see a story in my system and maybe you
might you might have some details on this, but bree thing? Wait,

(01:26:01):
what do you know about butt breathing? And can you
explain butt breathing to me? And they say that it
might be a medical treatment butt breathing, not butt breath
because he's you know, he's familiar with that. I'm very
familiar with that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Intimately aware? But breathing?

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
So I guess somebody in twenty twenty fourth, some people
won the Nobel Prize in something not the Peace Prize,
a different one, yes, okay, physiology, And I guess there's
some bugs or something that can breathe through their butt
when they when their lungs are screwed up or something.

(01:26:45):
Some animals can breathe through their butt the rectal oxygen delivery,
all right, So and they're going to try to figure
out how we can get this into people because you
know a lot of people have they're on ventilators, they
are on oxygen and stuff because because of long COVID
and stuff. So they're going to try to get figure
out a way that us people can start breathing through

(01:27:06):
a butt and then we can go swimming like whales
and just putting our butts in the air and then
I just breathe through your butt somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Interesting would be pretty cool. Well, I guess I'm just
skimming through the c Cucumbers can breathe through their butt,
I guess, and rather than through their gills, and then
they can survive hypoxic conditions. Is that not enough oxygen?
Is that what that is?

Speaker 6 (01:27:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
I don't know what hypoxic conditions are.

Speaker 7 (01:27:35):
It's like a lack of oxygen like D two pilot
and the answers. Everyone have to wear the actual same
spacesuits that spatial lastronuts have to wear, all right, and
hypoxia I believe if lack of oxygen, and then you
you start to kind of like.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
It's almost like a feeling of like you sort of
get high and out of it, I guess, and then
you don't know, like, oh, I have to flip on
this switch to start breathing, but you're so you're so
out of it that you don't even do that, and
then he dropped dead. But anyways, these sea cucumbers can
literally breathe through their anuses and survive. And so what
you're telling me, Charlie is doctors are hoping or have

(01:28:15):
developed a way. Well, they've done it to some mammals
so far. We've talked.

Speaker 8 (01:28:18):
We're talking rodents and porcupines, stuck a tube up to butt.
They stuck a tube up to butt and then basically
choked them or they made it so they couldn't breathe,
and then they were seeing, oh wow, they're staying alive
through this butt edema, this oxygen enema.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
So if I am, this is really making me think
about the time that Dieter we got a big water
tank in the back of the radio station because Peter
told me that he could breathe his own farts, and
that from Navy seals. That was a little different than
what he was doing, I'd say a little bit different,
but in the same vein of.

Speaker 8 (01:28:56):
Expel gas through his butt and then that breathe it
back into his lungs oxygen oxygen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
So this is more he should have been trying to
basically stick the snorkel tube up his ass up. So
if I'm at a steakhouse and I'm eating a nice
juicy filet and I take a bite and somebody makes
me laugh, and I go I start choking on my
steak before the waiter can come over and hopefully give

(01:29:27):
me the Heimlich maneuver to save my life, I could
actually just breathe through my ass, perhaps maybe get down
on my hands and knees, stick my ass in the
air like I just don't care.

Speaker 8 (01:29:39):
Then somebody and they give your mouth to mouth to
your ass, and that should.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Work, so you potentially can survive a choking incidentbody's breathing
through your ass. Now it doesn't quite work like that.

Speaker 8 (01:29:51):
It's more of a liquid oxygen oxygenated liquid that they're
putting up your butt. Ah, They're not just throwing your
butt full of air.

Speaker 10 (01:29:58):
H Okay, here, what is this chart that you have here,
don't know it's on the It's on the article.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Okay, So here is Here's a guy that's the intrectal
laying on a on a medical table and he basically
is on his side. He has an IV bag and
they have an this is this is like the chart
that they have created, the infographic that they've created for
this article. He has an IV tube going right up

(01:30:25):
his ass and he's breathing. You're telling me he's breathing
oxygenated liquid.

Speaker 8 (01:30:31):
So the test they have to do first that they're
they're filling all these Japanese guys his asses up with
this liquid, but they've volunteered need to have oxygen in it.
They just want to see could these guys hold this
liquid in their ass for a little while? And twenty
seven dudes in Japan did this. Twenty of the men

(01:30:53):
were able to hold this liquid up there asked for
an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Oh my god, but this was not oxygen like this
is okay, good to see. Can they hold like an
enema liquid? Almost? Can they just hold it?

Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
And then next step I think they're going to try
it with oxygenated liquid to see will you start? Will
you start where your body absorb that oxygen and then
you're find through your ass and interesting, So this could
be for an emergency kit for maybe like a scuba diver.
Let's say you're scuba diving, your oxygen tank somehow malfunctions.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
Or you run out of oxygen. You can have like
a Capri sun pouch emergency buildo, emergency break open. You
pop that open, you stick the Caprice sun straw up
your ass. You squeeze, and there's oxygenated liquid in there.
You squeeze it up your ass.

Speaker 8 (01:31:45):
Well, it's almost good just to keep it in there
and just to refill it every hour, don't you think
maybe just because you don't know when when when tragedy
is going to strike and you start drowning you fall
into a river or a lake or whatever, your ass
is already filled with all that oxygen.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Or my steakhouse example, like before you go out to eat,
you have to stick oxygenated liquid up your ass and
keep it up there just in case you choke at dinner.
So all sorts of possible scenarios for the future of humanity,
but we can potentially breathe through our ass. As the
actual headline, This is the headline headline butt breathing might

(01:32:18):
soon be a real medical treatment, is the headline. So
stand by for for that. I've got to take a break.
Dougie has the shoesy coming up in just a moment.
We'll be right back. Hang u.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
In on the radio if you're Vanilla. Rover's Morning Glory
is back, Hizzy coming up in just a moment. Now,
what do you have on the way dog?

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
The latest shortage? What we might have a problem finding
going into the holidays. I'll tell you that story coming
up next.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
All right, we'll get to that in just a month.
I've I've dated some crazy girls in the past, but
this girl might take the Cake's a story that I
have about a young woman who did something so strange
it is really almost hard to believe. I'll tell you

(01:33:21):
what she did and what would you do if this
was the girl that you were dating? How would you
react to this? But first, Dougie, are you ready for
these ses?

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Here we go, kidd as Dizzy on rollers Morning Glory.
The Love is opening today in the museum. This is
a museum that. Yes, this is the first time the
museum will be opened since that piste of those jewels,
the Crown Jewels, and police are still hunting the four
thieves who made off with the eight priceless pieces from

(01:33:54):
the museum's Apollo Room. This was in daylight robbery that
took just four minutes in and out.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Isn't that cool?

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Like I get it, they're stealing something. You shouldn't do that.
But who hasn't wanted to try something like that? I
wish I could try. I don't want to go to jail.
That's that's why I don't do it. But wouldn't it
be fun to try to plan a heist like that?
Of course, you get a little crew together, get your
small crew together. Who would be who would be your crew?

(01:34:26):
It's got to be somebody who's not gonna you're gonna
need like specialists, four or five people on your crew.
So who are you going to have?

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Well b too, of course you can help organize. And
she's small, she can get into any kind of bet.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
She would be you know, she doesn't look too threatening.
Great crew member, I think your father in law. Great
crew member, great with electrical stuff, thou be able.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
To be quiet for those four minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:34:54):
No, No, but you just get him in there wearing
a vest and he knows what he's talking about about
electricity and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
It gets to drift off and then that's perfect. Now
who else? What else are you going to get? I
think Jeffery is a distraction. No, Jeffrey, he'd be part
of my crew. And I would tell Jeffrey he's there
to do something else and he would immediately then, you know,
do some sort of distraction or start talking to the people,
or or you know, go up to the security guard

(01:35:20):
and hey, have you ever heard of all that's true?

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
You would ask his gas and he wouldn't tell him
the truth? Right? I like that? Love that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
What is your job and the crew mine? Yeah? Oh,
the master planner, I'll back to sit back to more
of the planning.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Are you the looks? No, he can't be the Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
I'm the dashing guy that comes in.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
You who's going in?

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
What is your specialty on this crew?

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
He does like to speed, so he could.

Speaker 1 (01:35:54):
Be the driver.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
I would go in.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
I would like to go in. I would like to
give that a shot. I I would want to be
the guy going up the ladder. They took a ladder
truck up there, and yeah, I want to go up
the ladder. I want to saw through the thing with
some sort of what they use, like some sort of
grinder or whatever. I don't know what they used to

(01:36:17):
go through the building. I'd want to be I'd want
to be involved in that, you know, But I have
a bumb arm and I might kind of hold me
back a little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:36:25):
More of a guy sitting in like a room on
the phone and they give you giving you updates and
you're just patting the cat like a doctor, evil kind
of character.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Like Yeah, but I would love to plan something like
that out. I would that would be fun. And these
guys got away with it, at least so far. I
don't think they're going to actually be able to because
after you do that, how many guys were there? Like
for somebody's gonna talk, somebody's gonna have a girlfriend, somebody's
gonna you know, somebody's gonna rat on these guys somehow.

(01:37:00):
I think they'll catch these people more than a week.
What do you think.

Speaker 4 (01:37:07):
I think they know who they are?

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Oh, you already they know it is.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
I do one hundred and five one hundred and two
million dollars estimate.

Speaker 8 (01:37:14):
Did you watch these guys steal was it the O
two arena whatever it was in England? They did a heist,
I did it. That was a good document That was
really interesting because you got the guys that did it side,
They were just openly talking about how they did it,
and then you.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
Get the cops flagging about it. Those guys the cop side,
because they knew about it the entire time. They knew
these idiots are going to try to steal this huge diamond,
so we're going to kind of watch them and let
them do it, right. Yep. So that was a good documentary.
I forget exactly what it was called. But the people
whoever stole from the louver, I'm sure they know well.

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
They now have over one hundred investigators.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Involved in we'll trying to track them down, I guess,
but they might know who it is.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
They they used this ladder truck? Did they steal that?
Obviously you can't rent that in your own name. That's
gonna be a giveaway. I guess you could use fake
documents or something or they It's gonna be tough I
think for these guys to get away with all the
technology we have to catch people go on, knowing that

(01:38:17):
security cameras all over the place, to all the technology
we have these days. Right, Yeah, these guys in their
masks on right, maybe they had like little fate like
COVID masks or so it must add something covering. I
thought there's video of them, and just saw.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Video of them, and really they were wearing those.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Two because they were trying to look like they You
wouldn't you wouldn't notice that. You would just think it's
a construction. Especially if they have that big truck right
with a big, huge ladder coming off of it. You
wouldn't suspect that. So it gives you a few minutes
to get away with it. Good planning. Other part go
on dish.

Speaker 4 (01:39:00):
Growing number of lower income Americans are falling behind on
their car payments. According to new data, the percentage of subprime.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Borrowerers subprime what borrowers is that what you do with
you ballaw money?

Speaker 5 (01:39:16):
Borrows borrow borrow prime borrowers.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
Thank you. Those are people with credit scores below six
hundred and seventy who are at least sixty days late
on their car loans has doubled since twenty twenty one
to almost six and a half percent. So America's current
subprime delinquency rate is at the second highest level since
the early nineties. So people are missing their car payment.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
Those are the two things that my house and my
car that I would never I will be laid on
any other payment electric bill, I can go without electricity,
but my car in my house are the two most
important things to make car.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Well, you're not alone, but that's the problem is you
can't make the payment. A lot of these people, you know,
sure maybe they're slacking off or whatever, but they they're
prioritizing something else. But I think it gets to a
point and you go, I can't afford the car payment.
I'm going to be late and it's not a good

(01:40:15):
time for the Yeah, is it economy the cargo?

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Do I pay my mortgage or do I pay my car?

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Like that's where maybe some people are struggling. So some
customers who were unable to fill or pick up their
prescriptions at CBS locations yesterday because of the technical issues
may want to go back to the pharmacy. Remember all
the technical issues we were having. Yeah, the pharmacy system
wasn't able to fulfill prescriptions, so people couldn't get stuff

(01:40:45):
that they needed. But now everything again. I told you
earlier that a lot of this stuff I was struggling with.
Now everything's back up and working. And CBS just said
that if you did come Monday Tuesday and things were
not working, please come back again because those it's important.
You got to get those prescriptions. So for the holidays,
I know that Thanksgiving is coming up, which is very exciting.

(01:41:09):
And according to the American Farm Bureau Federation, it's looking
as if the latest shortage is going to be turkey.
America's turkey flock has decreased to the smallest size in
forty years.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
I got some running around my backyard. I just saw
him not too long ago.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
What is it? Turkey? What's a group of turkeys called?
I don't think so that's a business? Now business turkey?
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
A I don't know a group of turkeys? How about that?
That's the technical term? All years selling four or five turkeys.
Those suckers are big, man, They're huge, Yeah, and they
just they're not worried about anything either.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
No, I had a gang or a rafter. I had
a bunch in my backyard and there was a baby
one and he was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
It was really really cool.

Speaker 8 (01:42:01):
Wait, actually they're also called a posse, which is a
bunch of guys turkeys Rowl called the posse of turkeys.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Okay, have you ever seen the deer with only one antler?
They fall off?

Speaker 8 (01:42:13):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
The female deer have antlers.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
The male deers have the antlers, so it's a buck.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
So I know what a buck is. Buck has the antlers.
But don't female have like horns that fall off?

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
No? No, those that's bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
So only male have antlers.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
As far as I know. Now, I'm not gonna hunt.
I'm not a deer expert. But isn't that because sort
of the thing like, isn't that howgh I know what antlers.

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
Are between the two, I know that, but I thought
that female had like horns that come off that kind
of like they shed them, because I want to find
antlers that know, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
What that's what that's the buck. The bus. They lose
them every year.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
And then they grow back.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
But I've seen some that are huge, yeah, like six
eight Yeah, huh, so those never fall off?

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
Hope, they do, and then they grow back next year,
hopefully with more.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Than you can find out there. You can find those
in the woods.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
I guess, yeah, okay, that's I thought that that's pretty
I saw a buck with only one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
I guess they'd fall off at different times.

Speaker 12 (01:43:18):
I suppose.

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
Speaking of the holidays, if you're flying for Thanksgiving, maybe
buy those tickets sooner rather than later. And ideally you
might want to buy those tickets this week. A travel
report from Google found the best prices for Thanksgiving plane
tickets tend to be thirty five days before you want
to travel, which means right now Thanksgiving is thirty six

(01:43:39):
days off. But you're probably not looking to fly on
the day itself, so the good news is you can
still get a decent price up to twenty four days
before you fly. Roever, I know you like to wait
for the last minute things thanks going anywhere for Thanksgiving,
I don't know yet if you are, maybe think about,
okay buying your ticket, I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
They say November fourth is fifty one days before Christmas,
so they say you need to buy further out for
Christmas and toys. R US is in the news because
they're opening thirty news stores for the holidays. They're trying
to boost some holiday season sales by opening the news stores,
and they're going to have some of them permanent stores.

(01:44:19):
Thirty will be permanent and then twenty will be temporary
for seasonal. The Toys r Us because remember they filed
for bankruptcy and they closed all those locations, but now
they're going to be doing some of these some of
these locations for you. And speaking of the holiday as well,
I'm with this. I'm not a fan of fragle Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
Crystal is Gosh Love fragle Rock.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
A holiday fragle Rock special is headed to Apple TV.
The streamer says the first know of fragle Rock will
premiere to Summer fifth. The show will include a cameo
by singer Leela Ponds, who will perform a duet of
our Melody with fragle Rock character Gobo. That was supposed
to be a pretty big deal. Never I never got

(01:45:05):
into this so the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Or come on, when I was a little kid and
hated it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:10):
You weren't into the Muppets Now, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
He's the only in the world I know our age,
maybe slightly. I was into the not I wasn't like
into into the mufflets. But I would watch it would
show great show. Yeah, I don't know much about Fragle rock.
What are these guys up to. They're living in a
cave doing what.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
I'm not sure they're rocking out or they're rocking because
they're in a rock Well.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
You're going on adventures.

Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
But there's problems, like are they in a rock band.
They do have a band, but I mean that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
That's not the main thing.

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
It's about the rock, the rock structure. Okay, okay, but.

Speaker 5 (01:45:45):
It's just like any other kids. Though problems happen, you
have to figure it out. How do you get through
it together? It's their story. They're fraggles, is that correct?

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
They are Fragles. Where do they live?

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
That? That was the intro to the That was the
how long intros were back in the day.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
This guy's through this guy's shop they live, there's a
hole and then the dog will chase after them when
they try to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
How long is the intro to?

Speaker 6 (01:46:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Exactly. Now shows don't even have intros. They basically just
like overlay the title of the show for two seconds
out They just boom right into it. It's a good
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
There you got back to Shisy on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
Tell me, I'm surprised that this is a real story.
But there's a woman in Scotland named Kira Cousins. She's
twenty two years old. She had to issue an apology
this week. On Tuesday, she posted on Instagram, I'm so sorry,
she says. This is after she gave birth to a

(01:46:52):
baby and documented her pregnancy on social media. And all
of her family and friends and baby daddy were you know,
following all along with her pregnancy. And there's a pictures
of her. So what she do? Did she kill the baby?
What did she do? What's she apologizing for? There's pictures
of her pregnant. She's not I mean, she's a good

(01:47:14):
looking girl, right, twenty two year old chick, blonde, she's thin,
she's got you know there, she is, big belly. I
don't know how pregnant she is there, But she wrote
on Instagram, I'm so sorry. I wasn't pregnant. There was
no baby. I made it up and kept it going

(01:47:36):
way too far. I faked scans, messages, a whole birth
story and acted like a doll, was a real baby.
She had one of these dolls that looked like a
real thing. Oh the real doll. Yeah, not real doll.
Me born. Yeah, look at this thing. It's in a
little car seat or carrier or whatever the hell these
things in. I don't know, but if you saw that picture,

(01:47:58):
would you think that that it's a fake baby? No,
I but you might look at it and go, is
that ai baby looks a little.

Speaker 8 (01:48:07):
I don't stare at babies, so I look away, and
I would notice. I'd be like, oh, that's probably real
right here.

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Yeah, my girlfriend just had a baby. He's two weeks
old and sends me pictures all the time. Looks just
like that on that kind of screen.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Well, this one even looks like it has some like
you know how babies sometimes they have like a little
skunk on their face or something, you know, Like, it
looks like there's gunk on this baby's face, maybe even
like some some some saliva on its lip. And she
dressed this thing up and like to make it look
like that on purpose, to make it look more real.
Or that does look like a real baby with the

(01:48:42):
eyes closed there, Yeah, the eyes open. It does look
like it has dead eyes kind of Yeah, it's a little.

Speaker 5 (01:48:48):
At first image it looked a little creepy. The second
image looks more like a baby. They're expensive, these dolls. Yeah,
because people do them custom.

Speaker 8 (01:48:57):
Oh, people do them because they had a still billboard
or something. Yeah, okay, it's really depressing this up. It's
a very depressing reason that people aren't owning them for
to dress up and health with grief. Yeah, it's a
depressing thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
Oh, I didn't know any about it. I didn't know.
I thought this was maybe like, h like, don't they
do something with high school kids and they're like, no, no, no,
nothing like that. No, that's that's a bag of sugar. No, no,
I had that baby in high school.

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
And that one has a like mechanics inside it, so
if you drop it, shake it, if it's crying for
too long, it actually recognizes how long it was crying
and you didn't comfort it.

Speaker 1 (01:49:32):
I think they do this to scare chicks into keeping
their legs closed. They're like, you have no idea how
much work it would be to have a baby, because
like dumb teenagers are like, I could have a kid,
that'd be fun.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
I couldn't wait to have that stupid baby in high
school that was the whole thing of taking home ec
was to have that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
Baby, and then you had it, and then was it
a pain in the not so it would cry in
the middle of the night. It was awful.

Speaker 8 (01:49:54):
I don't remember what would deal with ours. I think
we might have had an egg. I think that was it.
So this twenty two year old.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
She had a prosthetic belly that she used in order
to fake her pregnancy. She had a gender reveal party
in the weeks before her fake birth. Lots of here
she is at the gender revealed party. This almost like,
how is this real? How did chick actually do this?

(01:50:23):
And are we sure that this isn't like the actual
scam that we're being scammed into believing this scam, because
I can't believe any chick would be this crazy. She
I guess her mom found the doll in the bedroom
last week. And then you know, she was forced to
fess up the supposed father that knocked her up. Allegedly

(01:50:46):
she told him, oh, the baby died, because you know,
you can't keep the baby around, right, so you had
to Oh, oh I had this baby. Oh it died
Sudden infandeess syndrome or whatever, SIDS I guess this is
so dumb that she doesn't think that that's going to
set off any red flags or what. Why is this
in the news, because this is totally strange. This is

(01:51:09):
ant bizarre. I wanted my girlfriend to do this back
in the day. What do you mean to pretend to
have a kid?

Speaker 8 (01:51:15):
The amount of time people get off of work and
you can't ask him to do anything at all? He
gave him, question him, I got kids thing to do.
I would have loved to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
So like if if if Christa gets knocked up and
you started asking for time and time off to go
to a doctor, Irena leave today at eight, I have
to go to a doctor's appointment. Nobody even questioned. He
just goes okay, he does, And how you get away
with it? You can have a fake kid if we
just never even see and and ye TPT could make
a fake kid and just keep aging them every month
and you're posting pictures on social media. If you guys,

(01:51:45):
go let me meet the kid. I go, this is
not that healthy.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
You can't into vaccines. I can't bring him around.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
You can't. So anyways, I guess uh, people started becoming
suspicious when they go you know, we haven't really heard
the baby cry much. And she also wouldn't let anyone
touch her newborn baby. Well, because it's a silicone doll, you.

Speaker 4 (01:52:04):
Would know, but still I don't. I'm not a fan
of people touching newborns.

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
Oh, how do you stop? Everybody wants to touch a newborn, like, oh,
you get them to get those little bodies. You you
stick your finger out there and then the kid grabs
the finger the grandma or something, but not a stranger.

Speaker 4 (01:52:20):
You don't touch newborns.

Speaker 5 (01:52:22):
I just don't take them out of the house right away.
A lot of people their babies are born and then
they're out in the public right day one with their baby.
I wanted to keep my baby indoors kind of away
from everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
So she wouldn't let anybody touch the baby. She wouldn't
let anybody get near the baby. And then you know,
that's when people started think of like, what's going on here?
Then her mom figured out they say that these dollars
cost as much as two thousand dollars, twenty two year
old chick afford that, Well, you can get keep I'm
sure there's cheaper version. Knock off train.

Speaker 8 (01:52:54):
I tried to buy one once for a white elephant party,
like a cheap one, very unrealistical, might look like dumb doll,
because I thought it would be funny to you know,
the Christmas party, somebody opens up a real baby. Basically,
here you go. Mine was very cheap and terrible looking.
Uh so, yeah, you gotta spend the money. Because people
there's a there's an industry of people that will paint
them too to make look even more realistic. They're very

(01:53:16):
good at because that, you know, they start with they
start looking like that. Then they'll put a little like
vein and a little bit then they all clear cod
clear code of clear coating, so it really looks like
a real living I mean, it looks like it's really alive.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
This uh, this is was one of the plots. Remember
I told you that On Netflix, I watched some show
I didn't know what it was, and it was from
a writer. It was from a book that's some Harlan
Corbin or something like that. I never heard of this
guy before. And I watched this Netflix series and it
was pretty bizarre. I don't even remember what it was.
It was weird that the lots of weird plot twists

(01:53:52):
and stuff, but now Netflix starts serving me all these
other shows. Apparently they just turned these out like a
factory of this guy, this suspense novelist or whatever, mystery novelist,
whatever he is. They churn out a bunch of like
limited like you know, eight part series, six part series
of this guy's books, and there's countless, I don't know

(01:54:14):
how many. And there one of them is a woman
who fakes her pregnancy even to her own husband and everything.
So I guess it's straight out of a plot like that.
But I'm on the website here for these dolls and
just look out, this one's only this one's only six

(01:54:35):
or Eady the Australian. I mean that's.

Speaker 15 (01:54:38):
Realistically, that's crazy. That is weird looking dude that you
get Liam right here? He's pretty cheap, really porn. What
are you doing with these?

Speaker 16 (01:54:55):
Look?

Speaker 8 (01:54:55):
I mean this one like it looks like he has
small bruises or I don't know, marks on its.

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
Baby just have like they have like their skin is
so like transparent, are fragile or whatever like the.

Speaker 4 (01:55:09):
Moms Yeah, juices forever.

Speaker 1 (01:55:11):
That is what's that one? That one right there? To
make that one? What is going on with a weird
look don't look at me. Oh that arm? What is that? Oh?
Oh it's like a little like alien hybrid. Let's read
about it has a deformity. Oh, this is a premie
if you want a premie. Oh, I see Jesus man.

(01:55:33):
Anybody that's buying these professional help. This might be one
of those FBI sting operations or something. Because anybody who's
buying this, we need to keep an eye on them
because they're up to something strange. Jeffrey, what if we
got Mary Elizabeth one of these? That wouldn't help? You
don't think so. No, she loves buying stuff strollers, car seats,

(01:55:54):
baby food. She did ever body any of that stuff.
She bought all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:56:00):
How are you lying about to say, like when my
kids were babies?

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
No, she are you kidding me? She bought this stuff
when your kids were like ten or twelve years old.
She was buying these strollers like baby She was definitely
buying baby stuff, because you showed us your Walmart receipt
once or whatever it is, Aluigi board Harshy.

Speaker 8 (01:56:22):
The car seat, there was definitely a stroller. She there
was like a bassinette in there. Percent saw this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
I don't think I remember that. Well, Okay, I've got
to take a break. Eight six sixty yo rover Angie says,
my sister fake a pregnancy her senior year in high school. Awesome.
None of us knew about it until the teacher called us.
She had a baby shower and everything. We were all unaware.
We found all the presents up in my mom's attic.

(01:56:51):
Everyone hated her, and she had to finish the year
at home being homeschooled.

Speaker 4 (01:56:56):
Why would she fake it?

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
Angie? Is your sister completely crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
Hit the button calling?

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
Oh yeah, I have a that's right, Okay, here, how
about this? Andrew's gonna be the first person I ever
did this. Would you like to invite this person to
call in? Okay? Stand by?

Speaker 4 (01:57:13):
And what is it direct them to the number to call?

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
It does in the future, it's going to tie in
directly with the phone system. And what it's going to
do is it is just going to call them, okay,
and it's just going to call them right away, and
it's gonna say, hey, we want you on the show.
You cool with that? And they'll go yeah, and then
it'll be okay, hold on and they'll place them on hold,
and then they'll just be in the system already, like

(01:57:35):
in there because we know who it is and everything.
So okay, I'm curious if it, Angie will actually.

Speaker 10 (01:57:42):
I hope so I forget about Oh I forgot about
the text thing that you had because everyone's young.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
Hit the button, I thought, somebody swore. I was like,
what what happened? I didn't know. There's aid. We redid
our text system and it is much more. It works
a lot better than the old one, doesn't it, Charlie,
It's it's great. It's uh, it's just the old ones.
Sometimes it would get stuck and you'd have to it
would start. You'd think somebody was sending the same message

(01:58:09):
one hundred times in a row. To get really mad
at him, it's enough, I thought, But in reality it
was a glitch in the in the software, and it
was yeah, yeah, well, I apologize those people I yelled at.
You have to refresh the page and then you're going
to realize, oh it only they only sent that one
fifty times.

Speaker 8 (01:58:25):
It's just the same thing. It's like, yeah, get what
you're saying. I still think those people are doing that.
Some people do send the same message over and over again.
But anyways, so I want to know. Was Angie's sister
completely crazy? Why did she do that?

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
Was she did she fake this because she wanted to
keep a guy? Would be my guess that always blew
my mind too. Like when I was in high school
or even even after that, like these girls who would
they wouldn't go they wouldn't actually like fake pregnancy, but
they would try to get the guy to believe that

(01:59:00):
they were pregnant I missed my period or whatever. And
I'm always like, that was such a bad plan for
chicks to try to keep a guy, because a guy
that actually he's going to push the guy away. He's
already stopped talking to you, he wants nothing to do
with you. You think that now that you're knocked up,
he's going to be like, oh this chick that I
want nothing to do with now I want to hang
out with her. Absolutely not worked for me. What do

(01:59:22):
you mean?

Speaker 10 (01:59:23):
When I was in high school my girlfriend that were
breaking up and she said she was pregnant, I said, well, okay,
then we'll we'll get married.

Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
We'll get married. I'm you know, I'm of a kid.
I'm not going to just leave him. But you had
already broken up with her. No, we'reet.

Speaker 4 (01:59:39):
Yeah, we're in the middle of breaking up or arguing
all the time and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
So what would make you believe, like, oh, now that
she's going to score out a kid that will solve
all of our problems't It wouldn't. But my kid, you know,
fatherless and still visit him on weekends. I know. I
didn't want to do that. Gigi's mom says says, my
cousin also faked a pregnant see her family through her
baby shower. It was nuts what this is. So this

(02:00:04):
is a common thing. I thought this when I was
watching this TV show. I go, this is the dumbest
thing in the world, because she was faking this pregnancy
like for her husband and stuff. And she did the
same thing like oh I want my husband. They were
going through a divorce or whatever, and she's like, oh,
I got pregnant and they ended up staying together and
then oh I lost the baby. Well the baby didn't exist.

(02:00:25):
It was all phony, bloney, and I go, that's so ridiculous.
What a stupid plot. But you're telling me that this
actually happens, and it's more than one person saying this. Huh,
here is a look at this. It worked Angie called it.
She is the first person we ever hit that bus.

(02:00:46):
Wait no, no, It sends her a text and says, hey,
the show wants to talk to you on the air
neat and you just click. It says click here and
then it dials the number. Angie, good morning, good morning.
All right, So are you guys? So you have a
crazy sister.

Speaker 6 (02:01:06):
It sounds like I have a crazy family. I don't
talk to any of my family.

Speaker 1 (02:01:10):
Okay, so you're telling me that you were in high
school or she was a senior in high school and
she's faked being pregnant. All right, how did this happen
and why did this happen?

Speaker 6 (02:01:22):
Well, I have a very dysfunctional family, so I do
feel bad for her. But she's eleven years younger than
I am. So we just had a horrible upbringing. I
think it was at tension seeking. I tried my best
to get her in therapy and stuff, but like my
mom didn't do much with it. So I always had

(02:01:44):
to take care of everything. But it was a senior year.
I mean, I don't know what was going on. We
got a phone. I got a phone call one day.
Because they don't call my mom, they called me my
my kids were babies at the time, and uh, they said, hey,
we're at the hospital right now. She hasn't delivered this

(02:02:05):
baby yet, and I'm like, what are you talking about.
It turned out she's faked this whole pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Belly or like, what do you what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (02:02:22):
I'm completely confused myself because she didn't use a fake
belly or anything, and she was a thinner girl, so
I don't know what she did.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Wait, did you know? Did did she tell you?

Speaker 3 (02:02:36):
They?

Speaker 1 (02:02:36):
I don't know if you talked to her much, but
did did you Were you under the impression that she
was pregnant or did you know?

Speaker 6 (02:02:43):
Okay, so you's a phone call I.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
Got out of nowhere, okay, from a friend of hers
or something.

Speaker 6 (02:02:48):
No, her teacher because she was in she was.

Speaker 11 (02:02:52):
In a nursing program or not, and she told.

Speaker 6 (02:02:57):
Everyone she was pregnant, and the family wanted thing to
do with it, so everyone through her a baby shower.
They were doing all this stuff for her. I was baffled.
I got this phone call and I just I couldn't
believe it because they were calling me. They're like, well,
they said, there's no baby in there, and I was like,
so I going up to the school because my mom

(02:03:20):
wouldn't go up there because my mom is a mental
health problems. So I'm up there like trying to figure
out what the heck went on. And she just faked
this whole pregnancy like she and she blamed a kid
in school for it. It was very, very weird. And
then I was like, after I talked to her, I
went up to my mom's attic.

Speaker 1 (02:03:40):
She had all the.

Speaker 6 (02:03:41):
Baby shower stuff up there. I made her sell all
of it and tried to pay everybody back.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
This is my mom. Was there a guy that like
a boy that that she went to high school with,
that she that she she told, hey, you're the father
of this baby.

Speaker 6 (02:03:57):
Yes, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
So then everyone they find out that she faked this pregnancy,
and of course immediately everybody turns on her. Right, she's
an outcast and nobody wants anything to do with her.

Speaker 6 (02:04:09):
Yeah, so I had to work with the school to
try to get her homeschooled for the rest of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
So tell me, now, fast how how many years ago
was this.

Speaker 6 (02:04:20):
She's in her thirties now.

Speaker 1 (02:04:22):
Okay, so fast forward. Now she's in her thirties. Now,
I know you probably don't want to say anything bad
or whatever. But did she turn out okay or is
she still nuts up?

Speaker 6 (02:04:33):
That's nutso no, no, no, no, no no. Like I
tell you my.

Speaker 4 (02:04:38):
Entire family crazy, I am.

Speaker 6 (02:04:41):
I literally do not talk to one single family member
and my not.

Speaker 1 (02:04:46):
Even my mother.

Speaker 6 (02:04:46):
I know everybody's always hard on Dougie, but my mom,
Like I tried, but once I became a single mom
at some point and I was raising two kids, I'm like,
I don't want to be like them, and I don't
want my kids growing up abnormal. I just did everything
on my own.

Speaker 1 (02:05:01):
Do you think that your younger sister, who was a
senior in high school, you said that you had some
kids they were babies. Do you think that she saw
the attention that you got, you know, being pregnant and
having a baby and all that, and she just that
that's why she faked the pregnancy.

Speaker 6 (02:05:18):
No, because most of the time she stayed with me.
I took care of her. I took care of her
since she was a baby. Probably didn't do a great job,
but I was a kid myself. Now my mom was
on her third marriage again, and she was with my mom.
I think it was it was her upbringing. And then
then her stepfather had a stroke and was paralyzed, so

(02:05:41):
my mom was taking care of him. And again, like
I said, my mom has a lot of mental health problems.
So I think it was that I tried my best.
You're probably right, I had kids. Then some of the
attention was off of her. But what could I do.
I had to have a life of my own too,
but I tried to take care of her.

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
This is this is it sounds like you like you
have a you do have a crazy ass family. Can
play this phone call for my wife because my wife
is always like things will go wrong or whatever. And
she gets like, like, my wife is very like she
dwells on things, and she's like, oh this went wrong
and this wasn't right, and like oh this is so
everything goes wrong. It's so I go, let me play

(02:06:22):
you this phone. This is a crazy ass family. I
I just tell my wife, I go, we we are
so lucky to have you know everything that we do,
and yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure it gets a
lot crazier. I'm sure. All right, Well every family member
all right, sounds well maybe maybe every week she calls

(02:06:43):
in with a new crazy family story to go on
for years.

Speaker 6 (02:06:46):
I'm not around him anymore. Nothing crazy is going on.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
So Angie, thank you, I appreciate it. There's the first
person that we ever hit the button with in the
text system to get them on the on the phone.

Speaker 4 (02:06:58):
It worked out.

Speaker 5 (02:07:00):
I'm crazy, but I've never ever faked a pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (02:07:04):
I've never gotten that far. It seems like something no
and no offense, but it seems like something that I
could see you.

Speaker 5 (02:07:09):
Do, right, That's what I'm saying, Like, I'm crazy, but
I still haven't even done that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:14):
I mean, I had no idea that people did this.
I mean, I'm seeing text messages coming in from people
who various things, chicks faking pregnancies. Apparently this is not uncommon. Wow,
I've got to take a break. We'll be right back.
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (02:07:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (02:07:30):
Somebody at your work complains about our show.

Speaker 2 (02:07:33):
Please relay this message to your HR department. Go self,
and and also go your mom. Now back to Rover's
Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:08:12):
I had absolutely no idea they were just one of
crazy chicks out there because we had a story about
a twenty two year old woman faking her own pregnancy,
wearing a fake belly, doing a gender revealed party had
a fake baby doll, like a really expensive silicone doll
that she would pose for pictures and stuff. And then
she was outed. She faked the whole thing for whatever reason.

(02:08:37):
And then somebody said, oh, my sister did this in
high school. And then more and more text messages came
in and I could just read you a few. Matthew says,
I had an ex y about a pregnancy and miscarriage
because she was feeling guilty about cheating on her boyfriend
at the time. With me, she was a total psycho.

(02:09:03):
Even Condrey Chris says, I had an ex tell me
she was pregnant. We got back together. She faked going
to doctor's appointments and everything. Then she tried to say
she had a miscarriage. I had no idea that this
was a common thing. Rich bitch who techs in pretty frequently,
says my mom. Now this is different. This is this

(02:09:24):
is I think, going along the route of how crazy
the family is. But he says, my mom rewrote my
little brother's suicide note and tried to place the blame
all on our father. Wow, how does that? How would
one rewrite a suicide note in your own hand? Or
you type it out and print it out with the

(02:09:45):
word document. Yeah I did this because of this guy.
You just name him, but you print it out like
on the computer or like it's not handwritten. I guess.
I mean that is that is how would you even
discover that your mom did that? How are you positive
that she did that? Because that would that would be

(02:10:08):
next level crazy to be that vindictive and that, I mean,
who would even And how fast does she does? How
fast does she do that? Does she do this the
same day, right that her kid has discovered dead? Does
she do this the following day, the following week, the
following month, Like, I don't know anything about that.

Speaker 12 (02:10:32):
Hum.

Speaker 1 (02:10:37):
I I saw that people are doing something. This I
could see Actually I don't know if Krystal would do this.
I see that there is a big uptick in people
going to clubs and festivals alone.

Speaker 5 (02:10:57):
Oh yeah, I go to concerts alone. I thought about
going to Electric Forest alone and my friend was very
against it, and I was like, why not.

Speaker 1 (02:11:09):
It's fine, this is strange. Why not go with somebody?

Speaker 5 (02:11:17):
I don't have to, you know, like in a group project,
you have to what time are you getting there?

Speaker 4 (02:11:21):
When are we meeting?

Speaker 1 (02:11:22):
Whatever?

Speaker 5 (02:11:22):
We leaving all this. I could just go whenever I want.
I can leave whenever I want. I could stay at
this stage all day if I wanted to. No, there's
nobody to restrict me for anything. I have free will
and I can do anything at all.

Speaker 1 (02:11:34):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (02:11:35):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:11:36):
I'm all about free will and doing what you want.
But that, to me is very strange that you would
go to an event like that. And this is coming
from a guy I don't have an issue with, like
going into a restaurant by myself, sitting down and eating
by myself. I know some people are like, I would
never do that, that's crazy. I don't know. I've done

(02:11:56):
that numerous times throughout my life. I don't have any
issue with that. Who cares. But going to a festival
or a club, like going to a club by yourself,
I would never.

Speaker 8 (02:12:10):
If you're a guy, you can't do it. It's you
look like a massive loser. You go, that's a future
serial killer.

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
Oh there standing with his back up against the wall
looking at chicks on the dance.

Speaker 8 (02:12:19):
If you ever, I mean, it's all right if you
have an idea of Okay, I'm going to this club.

Speaker 1 (02:12:23):
I go his club frequently.

Speaker 8 (02:12:25):
So it's like an eighty percent chance I'm gonna see somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:12:29):
I know that's a little different, but going just but
you still have to run into somebody and they're like, oh, hey,
who are you here with?

Speaker 4 (02:12:35):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:12:36):
Nobody, nobody.

Speaker 8 (02:12:37):
But if you're there, if you go to a festival
by yourself, is a guy, yeah, you look like a psycho.

Speaker 5 (02:12:44):
Oh I went to a festival and the guy camping
next to us was there alone, and you know, anybody at.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
All, probably didn't make any friend.

Speaker 5 (02:12:51):
Wanted to go and hang out and do what I
think he did drugs all weekend because I saw him
a couple of days later walking and crying, and we
tried to engage with him to help him out a
little bit, and he was so out of it that
you couldn't even talk to him.

Speaker 1 (02:13:05):
This is exactly this is feeding into what Charlie is
saying that you are a In other words, Charlie, what
you're saying is you're a loser if you do this,
So you're a Loser's a problem if you can't find
anybody to go with you to go to a festival
as a guy a girl, because you're not gonna be
it's gonna be pretty up.

Speaker 8 (02:13:24):
It's gonna be an uphill battle to start finding somebody
else to hang out with there, making new friends where
you're gonna be with. You might talk to somebody for
ten minutes, but they're gonna be like, all right, I
got all right, Bud, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (02:13:35):
So like you're weird.

Speaker 8 (02:13:36):
If you're a woman, you could easily go to any
festival and you'd get writing something else's friend group and
be with them all week and you need have fun. Yeah,
but easy a guy, there's a reason you're going alone,
and it's not gonna You're not gonna be able to
make up the difference while you're there.

Speaker 1 (02:13:49):
But start hanging out with anybody, wouldn't you say? You say, okay,
so a guy going alone is crazy, but you're saying
a girl could go alone. But wouldn't that also be crazy?
Because what girl doesn't have friends? Girl, they don't walk
so because they will get so much, they don't have
one person.

Speaker 8 (02:14:03):
That they don't want to go with the friends because
they want to do things that they don't want their
friends to know.

Speaker 1 (02:14:07):
Oh, slutty thing, that's very rare, drug thing, it's rare,
but those things exist.

Speaker 8 (02:14:15):
They're going there because they don't want their friends to
shut them down and be like, hey, don't go in
that guy's town.

Speaker 1 (02:14:19):
We'll get tag peach by those three guys in the tent, right, yes, okay,
I see h. Now, apparently this is a growing trend
and even people like Ticketmaster have taken note of this
and they go there's a lot of people buying solo
tickets to these things, and it is sort of what
Crystal alludes to is that it's a sense of freedom

(02:14:41):
that you don't have to answer to anybody, you don't
have to be on their schedule, and you can do
what you want. But if you're going I get my friends,
I don't have ten people. But if you're going with
like one or two people, it's all kind of kind
of end up doing.

Speaker 8 (02:14:58):
What you I mean, yeah, you know, also break off
from your friends for a little bit if you want.

Speaker 4 (02:15:03):
Yeah, but then knowing that they're there, and then just
doing what like just having fun and just going with
the flow, like everyone just kind of do their thing together.

Speaker 1 (02:15:11):
And if you're going to a club, uh, it's usually
very loud in clubs. So if you go there by yourself,
what are you You can't talk to anybody. No, it's
actually had mondays are going there to a club by themselves.
I love the people watch, though, So you will go
to a club by yourself. Now, maybe I get I

(02:15:33):
understand this. The only thing Crystal travels from time to time,
she goes and she does these things where she's doing
these comic con things or whatever. If you're out of
town and you don't know anybody and you're like, geez,
I'm really bored. What should I do? And you go
somewhere by yourself, maybe I could understand that. But still,

(02:15:57):
even going to a club, I also find that to
be weird because you can't talk to anybody, you can't
meet anybody, because the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (02:16:04):
Is you're there for the vibe, the energy. I love dancing.
You're just there to have a good time. I don't
need anybody else to have a good time. Even when
I go out with my friends, I'm dancing kind of
alone and I'm just in it, dancing towards the DJ
and the music is what gets me. It's not it's
not anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:16:24):
Look at me.

Speaker 5 (02:16:24):
You think, So I went to a concert maybe two
weeks ago, alone, just went to a concert by myself.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
Well, you don't know anybody. You tried to get other
people to go, and they also.

Speaker 5 (02:16:35):
Know I tried two people were in the fart box.

Speaker 1 (02:16:41):
JE and they both turned you down.

Speaker 5 (02:16:44):
I offered Charlie because he knows the artist and I
it is a weird artist. So I was like, Charlie
will probably enjoy this, and I have an extra ticket.
I have no ready to go with atist. His name
is Mark Reblet to me too, yeah, because I was like,
on my really desperate I would just really just give you.

(02:17:05):
We don't have to meet up or anything, just here
take the ticket, just so it doesn't get wasted. But
it's a weird artist that he's a uh. He does
improvise music the whole entire time, usually on the streets,
doing music that awesome, really fantastic.

Speaker 8 (02:17:19):
Sprovised keyboards, and he's wearing a bathrobe usually it's it's.

Speaker 5 (02:17:22):
Really awesome, yeah, or in his underwear, and he is
just it's very creative because I'm saying, like I think.

Speaker 1 (02:17:27):
Of like jam band stuff, this is from the world.
This these jam bands, like you have to be completely hot.
He'll just show up and where does he play. He'll
just in the street.

Speaker 8 (02:17:40):
Mark at Park New York City. He'll just set up
until he gets shut down.

Speaker 1 (02:17:45):
It's cool.

Speaker 4 (02:17:45):
Yeah, it's really awesome.

Speaker 5 (02:17:46):
So and I was like, well, Charlie knew who I
was talking about him and I had discussed it one day.
I was like, oh, this guy's coming, So I go, hey,
I have this sectually. If you want it, you can
have it. And then Jeffrey was in here and I
was like, Jeffrey, you want to go to this show tonight?
And he was like maybe, and then heard nothing from
him at all, and I did mention it. I go,
Sniz will probably know who this guy is. Busy, So
I was like, but I.

Speaker 1 (02:18:06):
Went alone, Jeffrey, why wouldn't you go with Crystal? This
seems like you're you're always trying to look at a
re ass or cop a feel. It seems like that
would have been that's further that. But like you know
what the concert was. I don't think I even heard
of the person.

Speaker 5 (02:18:24):
So but free show us together, just having fun, living life, you.

Speaker 1 (02:18:29):
Know, Yeah, that's what it's about, right, Yeah, I mean
that just I just wasn't I guess I wasn't feeling it.
You know, where was his boyfriend of yours? Why doesn't
he want to go to this?

Speaker 5 (02:18:42):
Well, he works nice now he works nights and and
his weekends changed, so he he's going to be unavailable
on the weekends to do anything with me.

Speaker 1 (02:18:53):
Now he's going to have to work on Friday, Saturday, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:18:56):
Whatever, Yeah, and his weekend is technically Monday Tuesday nights
are his days off.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
Now, Oh that sucks. Yeah, so it sucks because I
have a Halleen party coming up.

Speaker 4 (02:19:06):
He can't go to.

Speaker 5 (02:19:06):
I had you know, we're going to Haunted House Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (02:19:09):
He can't go.

Speaker 5 (02:19:10):
So it does kind of stink that he he can't
be involved in any of these visions.

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
Crystal start looking for a new job, Charlie so she
can spend more time with Skinny and and make her
weekends his weekend already started keep telling me I need
to get a second job. What does she tell me
what she was going to do.

Speaker 4 (02:19:26):
I want to work an American eagle.

Speaker 8 (02:19:27):
American eagle. I go got to be somewhere else. You
can make a little more money than American Eagle right.

Speaker 1 (02:19:31):
Now, But I'd get a discount on clothes. She wants
to get a second job to go to a discount
would be better to get a job where you make
more money, and then you could you'd have more money
to buy clothes or anything else that you wanted. Well,
when I worked there, you had to wear the clothes
when you worked.

Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
I don't know if that's.

Speaker 5 (02:19:48):
Still the same rule. I think it maybe a little bit.
Maybe you send it a little bit, I think over
the years. But I already buy the clothes, so I
would get a discount on the clothes and i'd get
some money on the side.

Speaker 1 (02:19:59):
I was like, I looked up jobs, don't work there
part time.

Speaker 4 (02:20:03):
I do need the.

Speaker 1 (02:20:04):
Cash I'm looking at. Okay, so hang on, let me
see here, go to all this dude's messages.

Speaker 12 (02:20:10):
Let me figure this out here.

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
So the guy you said that his mother rewrote this
suicide note, where is this? Okay, here it is. My
brother emailed it to my dad and my mom. My
mom rewrote it, and my father forwarded the email. It

(02:20:35):
took my dad seconds to forward it to me. It
took my mom days to send me a picture of
her handwritten suicide note. I still don't understand all of that.
I guess so that it was an mom rewrite these

(02:20:56):
texts so we can understand them. Well, he sent a
picture here of let me just see here. You sent
a couple of pictures, and I guess here's like it's
on a paper shopping bag. Okay, and it's a long,
long note. And this is just one of the two pictures.

(02:21:16):
The other side of the shopping bag is there as well.
And so I guess the mother rewrote the email onto
a paper shopping bag, and then she tried to pass
this off as if this was the actual suicide note.
I guess. All right, strange strange behavior. I guess that's

(02:21:39):
the wrong phrase. Huh, you mean strange coincidence? Right, all right,
let me take a quick break. We'll be right back
with the shizzy after this. Hang on.

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
You know, when you're driving and you see the person
laughing and screaming in their car, you can bet your
sweet ass they're listening to.

Speaker 1 (02:21:57):
Rovers Morning Glory. Yeah, Gerald, you're run Rover's Morning Glory.
Good morning, Gerald Rover.

Speaker 3 (02:22:09):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:22:10):
Hey, what's happening about?

Speaker 3 (02:22:12):
Not a whole lot? Hey, I wanted to go back
to the concert thing, or you know, events and going
by yourself and all that. Yeah, if you do go
by yourself, you don't have to worry about getting left
behind by your friends?

Speaker 1 (02:22:27):
Are people left behind by their friends routinely? Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:22:31):
Girls twice. I rode for Uber for Uber for about
a year. Yeah, and I had two girls. Both of
them were not close to home. They were both downtown.
One girl I had to take all the way back
to Kent because her friends left her in Cleveland, so
I had to drive her all the way to Kent.
The second girl was even crazier because she was left

(02:22:55):
at a gas station on here in Cleveland, fifty fifth
and uh Woodland, which is down the way, you know,
in the hood. And it was crazy because it was
like a party. I mean there were cars everywhere, music playing,
people just walking around like like they at the club
and this is a gas station. H So I get

(02:23:18):
there and it was easy to find because you know,
she was a white girl, so it was easy to find.
Like a thumb, okay, like a sore thumb, but rover. Literally,
if I had been thirty seconds later, she.

Speaker 16 (02:23:30):
Would have been gone.

Speaker 3 (02:23:32):
She was literally walking with a guy to go get
in his car. When I got out of my car
to go grab her, I yelled her name. She stopped,
turned around and looked at me. I said, let's go.
So she came with me, We got in the car
and we left.

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
Now was she was the No?

Speaker 3 (02:23:51):
She was not. She looked scared, but I guess she
wasn't scared enough to tell the guy no. And the
crazy part about it is she was inside the gas station.
He I guess talked to her and I don't know
what he said to her, but she walked out.

Speaker 16 (02:24:05):
Right behind him, and she was on her.

Speaker 3 (02:24:07):
Way to going to go with this guy. You know,
I have no idea who he was. Evidently she didn't
know who he was either, but she was gonna go
with him. Yeah, and yeah, I had I had to
get her. And she also was not close to Cleveland.
She was like another thirty forty minute ride. I can't
remember where she had to go.

Speaker 1 (02:24:28):
How do you even find that? By the way, I
must be in the wrong social media circles, because how
do you find the gas station rave in East Cleveland?
How did you even hear about this? And then ends
up forty five minutes to get there?

Speaker 3 (02:24:42):
Like all right, Well, I don't remember where they went,
but they stopped at the gas station to get snacks,
gas or whatever. And I don't know what led up
to it, but they left her they left her there
at the gas station. And yeah, like I said, I
mean no, there were no people getting gassed. There were

(02:25:03):
no cars coming and going. It was just cars parked,
music playing, people walking around. Well, he's the thing I've
ever saying.

Speaker 1 (02:25:11):
Yeah, I get all right. So that is if you
go by yourself, you can't be left behind. I suppose,
But you know, all right, Gerald, thank you, I appreciate it. Ah.
Here is Maked Jake says, hit the damn call button
with the guy with the suicide side note, and Allison says,

(02:25:34):
hit the button, hit it. Well, I want to use
the button sparingly.

Speaker 13 (02:25:39):
Why.

Speaker 4 (02:25:39):
I think that's a great extension of the conversation.

Speaker 1 (02:25:47):
I have another message from the guy. I asked both
my mom and my dad separately if if he had
left a note. This is the guy who says his
mom rewrote his brother's suicide note. I asked both of
them separately if he had left the note. My dad
was able to forward me the note instantly. When I
asked my mom for the note, she said she'll have
to look for it, and then a few days later
she sent those photos and the notes are different. So

(02:26:12):
the dad forwarded the email right away. And then the
mom rewrites it on a paper shopping bag for some reason.

Speaker 12 (02:26:19):
And uh hmm, let's.

Speaker 1 (02:26:32):
See here, Jeffrey, so before I have a question for
Doogie here because she kind of disappeared there. I don't
know where she went. But so let's see what do
you do on Saturday? I forget you went to Is
that where you went on this road trip with the family? Right?

(02:26:52):
Where did you guys go? Where the Calvary Cemetery in Youngstown?
I see? Okay? And then after that, what did you do? You?
Uh came back home and did some karaoke? Uh huh?

Speaker 7 (02:27:07):
And uh did you go do karaoke my friend my
one friend's bar?

Speaker 1 (02:27:12):
Which one is?

Speaker 7 (02:27:12):
That's the one the my corner bar, you know the redhead?

Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
Oh, the redhead? Yeah, but she wasn't there. So I
went in and sang a song. Okay. And I went
to my friend Laurie's bar. Oh you went? Oh this?

Speaker 7 (02:27:28):
Yeah, to Tavern forty you know no the grey Wolf
tavern gret Oh mentioned.

Speaker 1 (02:27:35):
That, yeah, liar, yeah, is he mentioning this now? I want?
I don't know because I'm put down my bottom dollars.
So I took it bump bump, do a couple of listeners.
They took I took a picture of him and they
said it into you. So he knows. Basically, he goes
Jeffrey just he he won't tell you what he did.
For whatever reason, he lies about literally everything. He totally

(02:27:58):
leaves this out that he went to the Great Wolf Tavern, which,
if you'll recall, he said that his friend invited him
to this Gray Wolf Tavern because she was managing this
or something. In reality, the girl messaged him on like
a Monday, and he just shows up on a Friday night.
Unbeknownst to her. She's not even there. He is looking
for her, orders a beer. They're not even officially open,

(02:28:21):
all right, And then he orders a beer, tells the bartender, hey,
you ever listened to Roversporting Glory? Then he barts. Then
he drinks the beer and walks out without pay. But
this weekend wasn't this weekend the big grand opening?

Speaker 8 (02:28:39):
No, that's not so Halloween, Halley got, so why didn't
you mention it before? I don't know, Well, he asked
you like twenty different times.

Speaker 1 (02:28:47):
What you do, what you do? What you do? You
didn't mention this one? Is it because you dropped in there? Unexpectedly,
and you met a woman who was very happy to
see Jeffery. Here's a picture of that. That was she's
what I bought me, my drake. I could have bought
it myself, but she offered to buy me a drink

(02:29:08):
for your tab from last time you were there too.
Is this the woman that he was trying to meet
the first time? No, no, no, this was just a
totally different one. This is not the woman who works.
This is just a different woman. Who's this walk?

Speaker 7 (02:29:20):
I mean, I just I was walking like the front
entrance to the parking ons in the back of the building,
so you have to go down the side, there's a
side you have to go down the side street and there's.

Speaker 1 (02:29:28):
The parking lot. So I was walking past the side
door of the building to go into the front door
and the bar downer just sees me walk just walking
past that door and he just grasts me, just has me.
Just goes, oh my god, it's Jeffrey and goes come in,
come in.

Speaker 7 (02:29:41):
And I walked in through that door. There she was.
There was you know, my friend Laurie, and uh, that's
the one that originally messaged woman.

Speaker 1 (02:29:51):
Yeah, okay, who is this woman? Who's this buying? I
have no idea, but you don't know who this is. I
have no I think her name is Nony or something.
That's she told me.

Speaker 7 (02:30:00):
But she's there with her, uh the guy the blue
shirt that looks like probably her husband. And she was
very excited to see me because she listens to the
show and everything, and she was.

Speaker 1 (02:30:11):
Very happy to see you. Was the report that I got. PS.
She bought Jeffrey a beer, that's correct, and paid for
the one he walked out on the week before. She
did yep, I had no idea. Yeah, that probably didn't.
I didn't catch that one. So but so Jeffrey walked
out stiffed the bar last weekend for a beer. So
this lady actually picked up his tab from last week.

Speaker 4 (02:30:34):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (02:30:35):
This is some dude, man. This guy's got he's got
it all figured out, doesn't he?

Speaker 7 (02:30:39):
Not a care in the world really and just lies
by or just a liar? Yeah, well, I was by omission?

Speaker 1 (02:30:46):
Did you mission? What did you do? Is not an omission?
So what why? I don't know. I don't understand that either.
Did you do something wrong?

Speaker 11 (02:30:57):
There?

Speaker 1 (02:30:57):
No, I do anything wrong. I'm just saying, why lie
about it. I have no idea. You must have made
out with this chick. I did something wrong. Yeah, you
did something wrong, because otherwise you would have told us
about it. No, I just did you make out with Laurie,
the girl who works there. No, she'd never take out
with me. Why would you make out with her?

Speaker 3 (02:31:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
Why not? Why not? Why she might out with her?
Why wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (02:31:21):
I mean, come on over, I'm trying to be my
best behavior now, but don't lie.

Speaker 4 (02:31:26):
Would you make out with her?

Speaker 7 (02:31:28):
I mean if I was single only in a bable yeah,
I would make out with her, of course if I
was single.

Speaker 1 (02:31:33):
But uh, anyway, how's that? How's that escrow money coming? Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:31:40):
I was It was pretty good. Probably had by the
end of this week. But I gotta I got But
this springs up my next question. I I I actually
speculated with my wife early this morning. If I came
into work because she was asking me about my ESCIRL
check as well as my She goes, yeah, I go,
I wonder what PROBABLY want to get first?

Speaker 1 (02:31:57):
When I get my RMG check first before I get
my escrow You the other way around? Who's asking that?
My wife?

Speaker 4 (02:32:06):
She was up this morning?

Speaker 3 (02:32:09):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:32:09):
No, no, she slept with me last night, but she
gets up a little about half hour before I do.

Speaker 5 (02:32:16):
But Jeffery, you've been asking that same question for like
a week now to Charlie, and I have been asking,
did you first brought that up?

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
Like last week?

Speaker 6 (02:32:26):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (02:32:26):
What up the RMG check?

Speaker 3 (02:32:28):
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:32:29):
You know, because she was doing this, Oh she's doing
that crap. But I was curious about a lot of
people love this outfit that Jefferys wearing at this bar,
the tuck in. We gotta have that wife like sleeveless
tea tucked into his sweatpants with his keys hanging off
of the sweatpants. Yeah, the waistband of the sweatpants. There's

(02:32:50):
not even a belt loop on the sweatpants, right, So
what are the keys hanging on off the uh? Just
over the edge of the dangerous Jefferies.

Speaker 8 (02:32:59):
The reason the escraw money's taking a little while, uh
huh oh yeah is.

Speaker 1 (02:33:05):
Because he had to write down his address, like where
to send it? Put down the wrong address?

Speaker 7 (02:33:10):
Oh god, come no, I try to be.

Speaker 1 (02:33:15):
I would try.

Speaker 7 (02:33:15):
I meant to write three, now me and missing trying
to make it. Try to write three, but to them
it looked like a seven.

Speaker 1 (02:33:21):
So it went to the wrong place. No, I didn't,
but they kicked back to the post office. Post office
kicked it back to the title company and it's been corrected.
What you're thinking, I'm just like, yeah, I'm trying. I'm
writing this with my finger on the desk, and I go, okay, Like,
we try to recreate it.

Speaker 7 (02:33:37):
How do you get that he tried recreating on you
on Monday?

Speaker 1 (02:33:40):
How do you get a three that looks like actually
he showed nobody think I have a written down somewhere. Yeah,
we tried to recreate it. It makes sense because I
made my three.

Speaker 8 (02:33:53):
Yeah, yeah, there's my seven.

Speaker 3 (02:33:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:33:57):
But if you put a line through the seven, sometimes
people put the line that dashed through the middle.

Speaker 1 (02:34:02):
I did that. I don't see. I still don't see
other to seven. But that's why, that's why he hasn't
gotten the I think it's.

Speaker 8 (02:34:10):
More likely just wrote his address. I'm wrong, and that's
why I takes a little bit.

Speaker 1 (02:34:16):
Well, you know, his Saturday wasn't complete, miss border line spectacular.
Good morning? Oh my god? Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (02:34:24):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (02:34:25):
Good morning Hi there, Hi DJ Hi, honey. Well I'm
listening and I'm hearing all this activity of Jeffrey on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (02:34:37):
And he's leading.

Speaker 1 (02:34:38):
Out the nightcap, which was what what's that forget?

Speaker 9 (02:34:43):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (02:34:43):
You messaged me when I was at one place and
you invited me to come to your house, and I
came to the front of the house. I said, all
the lights were off, and I messaged you that I
was there, but no answer. So I went, I went home, afterwards,
went I went to the second place afterwards, and then came.
And then when we're at the karaoke bar, this girl

(02:35:04):
messages you.

Speaker 1 (02:35:05):
We leave the karaoke bar, you get drive to her house.
She's not there, and then all.

Speaker 7 (02:35:10):
The lights were off. I go to the second place
and I go home. That was all I was all
in all respects.

Speaker 1 (02:35:15):
I was home my midnight. What else did you do?

Speaker 13 (02:35:18):
That was it?

Speaker 6 (02:35:19):
What do you mean because.

Speaker 1 (02:35:21):
You're adding something to the trip? Yeah, to your itinerary
on Saturday?

Speaker 4 (02:35:25):
Now, So what what happened was that while he was
at the karaoke bar I did.

Speaker 6 (02:35:30):
I was messaging him to come over. It's been a while.
I wanted to see him.

Speaker 13 (02:35:37):
He was messaged.

Speaker 6 (02:35:38):
He didn't respond after I sent him a couple of messages,
and so I figured, Okay, he's doing his karaoke, He's,
you know, not going to come over. So I went
to bat So then I wake up the next day
and I thought so bad. He obviously knew I hadn't

(02:35:59):
seen His message is that he was on his way,
so he chose to my house and I was asleep.

Speaker 8 (02:36:05):
So I need yeah, I need a timeline on this.
So what time were you a karaoke? Where was karaoke going?

Speaker 1 (02:36:12):
My corner bar? My corner bar? Where's that at? What city?
That's in height one street? Where do you live? This
borderline spectacular?

Speaker 8 (02:36:22):
Hold on, hold on, wait, I guess start from uh,
just around Jeffreys the city do you live?

Speaker 1 (02:36:26):
Okay, I'm ready? What city? Oh my Dinah's big though?
Where are you? Medina store?

Speaker 4 (02:36:35):
Like off three?

Speaker 1 (02:36:36):
Well, give me a store Walmart? Walmart? Oh he dries
more than I do I know. Oh my god? Was
that the one rover won't go to?

Speaker 14 (02:36:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:36:47):
Is it on Pearl? Okay? And then all right, oh wow,
this maps all over the and then and then if
you ask, he just he didn't do anything on Saturday.
And then we finally get up. We was like, well,
I took the family the youngs town. Well, let's not
forget Okay, then where did you go after her house?

(02:37:09):
Gray Wolf Tavern? Where's that? What city? Cleveland? Okay? Haven.

Speaker 13 (02:37:16):
I didn't mean to.

Speaker 6 (02:37:17):
I didn't need to blow him up, but I just,
you know, felt a little left out.

Speaker 1 (02:37:20):
So should I put that up Charlie? No?

Speaker 6 (02:37:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:37:23):
Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:37:24):
Is it by the airport? Grey Wolf Tavern?

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
No spy Forrady? Oh my god, you were right next
to it. For my corner bar, you're right next to it.
So he drove all the way from there. He didn't
go to the He went down to Madonna and back
totally out of the way. You don't make burn off,
you don't make sure that she's available.

Speaker 7 (02:37:43):
I think at the time she was messaging me, I
was already driving. I couldn't well wait, you were already driving.
She was messaging you. No, that doesn't make any sense.
She invited you over.

Speaker 1 (02:37:52):
You wouldn't have already been driving to her house because
she hadn't invited you over. It's like a cartoon, remember
a cud of dust. He gets that message roadrunning already.

Speaker 6 (02:38:04):
He wasn't because he hadn't even done his karaoke song yet.

Speaker 1 (02:38:11):
This guy, and then we're gonna get this map here.
He was in Youngstown earlier in the day that we
know of. Who knows what else has been left off
of this map, Charles. So we're in an hour and
thirty seven minutes. We wait, where in Youngstown did you go?

Speaker 4 (02:38:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:38:27):
Let's start.

Speaker 8 (02:38:27):
Okay, hold on, I gotta start starting a new map
over here. Okay, let me start at the beginning.

Speaker 1 (02:38:31):
Where'd you go in Youngstown? You first want Calvary Cemetery? Okay?
And then where'd you go after that?

Speaker 8 (02:38:35):
Hold on, I gotta add that, give me a second,
Calvary's Calvary Cemetery.

Speaker 1 (02:38:40):
Yeah, and then where then I went?

Speaker 7 (02:38:44):
And I went back home, stopped, stopped the dials to
that car show.

Speaker 8 (02:38:50):
There you go, Calvary Cemetery, Maslin, No Youngtound, it's so
far away.

Speaker 1 (02:38:58):
Oh there we go? All right, all right? And then
to Niles, which is down the way home then but
still then to home and then and then the rest
of this match. So you gotta you have to put
all of these together on one as trying Niles.

Speaker 8 (02:39:12):
Which place of Niles by the East Wood Mall, because
it was it was a round here, give me the
name of the place.

Speaker 1 (02:39:19):
Uh, it was These Wood Mall complex would be wood
mall send us memory in the computer to put all
these names. No, no, you're bringing a w S down again,
trying try Jeffrey's movements on Saturday, the whole internet.

Speaker 8 (02:39:35):
Yeah this, you drove drew you drew it off. We're
four hours in, thirty five minutes run at five o'clock lounge. Yeah,
dumb ass, Yeah, what's what's the couse to? Okay, I
follow you down. I'm not gonna put your address in Okay,

(02:39:56):
which Jeffrey type of end up.

Speaker 1 (02:39:57):
Four hours and thirty five minutes of driving, So he
he drove two hundred and nineteen miles on Saturday at least,
and he basically went nowhere for nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:40:08):
No was sleeping or nobody was working.

Speaker 1 (02:40:10):
Someone were dead, even met before. Oh my god. Wow,
all right, that's insane. I love this picture that someone
just sent me. I'll show it to you in just
a second. But somebody called up, and I'm with Jeffrey
on this. He was very upset somebody had disrespected his
wife right the other day, and of course jeff defended

(02:40:33):
about it, started yelling at the guy and he I
think he yelled, don't disrespect my wife. So somebody sent
me a picture, and on one side it's Jeffrey from
the show the other day, Hey, don't disrespect my wife.
On the other side it's from RMG TV. Jeffrey was

(02:40:54):
also jailing. My wife was aware of that bit too.
She hated it. What you what making out with different?
You go with jail at the bottom right one?

Speaker 4 (02:41:04):
What bit was that that's not on the show?

Speaker 1 (02:41:07):
Well that tim motor boating at chicks somewhere. It rhymes
a bit. Yeah, we don't go call my wife names.
That's why I meant all right. Well, anyway, so there's
all these different pictures of Jeffrey making out with these
other women. That's just a tip of the iceberg. By
the way, too, there's so many pictures out in the
wild at bars. That's probably what happened on Saturday and

(02:41:30):
why he's being so cagey. There's probably he's worried. Yeah,
he's worried that a photo is going to come out
of him making out with some chick here like like
this photo right here, for instance, this photo right here
in the back of a bar for this photo right here. No,

(02:41:50):
we've reached maximum makeouts. There can't be anymore. Uh So,
where'd you go after the Gray Wolf Tavern. After that,
I went back home. I was telling I was hold
out of shade after midnight. Didn't go to a strip
club at all. No, no strip clubs. I'm on the
money to be wasting on strip clubs.

Speaker 7 (02:42:08):
Two hundred nineteen miles either, that's as I'd rather do
that than go to strip clubs. Oh boy, rather than
why not? I mean, don't give money. That's the one
time ex would mean you're emotionally not connected to well.

Speaker 1 (02:42:21):
If you think about it, you that would be the
better investment because going to a strip club you're just
throwing money away. But going to a strip club at
least you're getting something to get to see boob. He
just drove around in circles all day on Saturday, two
hundred and nineteen miles and got absolutely nothing. Yeah, no
where else? Okay, after Eastwood Mall, where'd you go?

Speaker 6 (02:42:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:42:45):
That was that?

Speaker 1 (02:42:46):
Where that car show was? Then I drove home. You
didn't get lunch out there or anything?

Speaker 6 (02:42:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:42:51):
Yeah, dinner home? Okay? Dugie? Where did you go? You
left the studio for a while there, and then we
were going to do this. But what happened?

Speaker 4 (02:43:04):
Remember I told you we had blood work done for Gianna,
my daughter. She has been experiencing her vision goes out.
She dances a lot, and then sometimes when she does
like a move where she goes up down, up, down,
all of a sudden her vision's out or she's dizzy,

(02:43:25):
and like, what's going on. She was walking up the
stairs at school and her vision went out and she
ran into somebody in front.

Speaker 1 (02:43:32):
Of her back. So is that blood pressure?

Speaker 4 (02:43:35):
So that's what we're trying to figure out. Is it
low iron? Is it blood pressure?

Speaker 1 (02:43:39):
Hopefully it's not like a heart problem or something.

Speaker 4 (02:43:42):
Well, we did blood work and it was the doctor
calling me to give me the results, and he said
that the iron is relatively normal for an athlete that
does as much as she does. It could be a
little bit higher. He wonders if she's just not drinking
enough water, so I'm supposed to give her.

Speaker 1 (02:44:02):
Girls don't drink water. They just won't drink it. That's nonsense.
Every girl that I see, I had this big metal
drink at They won't drink They won't. They refuse, they
refuse to drink it. Why are they carrying all this
water around then all the time, I don't know. They
don't drink it. Look, I had this cool bottle.

Speaker 4 (02:44:20):
We're gonna check her blood pressure, but I had her
eyes checked. Everything's good with her eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:44:27):
What the heart? You don't check this out? Is it pumping?
My next door neighbor she was, I don't know. She
was probably about she's the same exact same age as
my wife. They were born on the same day as
a matter of fact, and so a couple of years ago,
she would have been about thirty five or something and
she had she had some issue with her heart where

(02:44:49):
it could have killed her. It was like they didn't
even know about it. And I don't know how they
figured it out, like a hole in the heart or
something like that. I don't know what it was. That's
what My dad had a heart murmur. He had a
home his heart. Yeah, and they had to go in
and repair this because they were lucky that they were
able to figure it out.

Speaker 4 (02:45:06):
Well, she doesn't have rapid heartbeat.

Speaker 1 (02:45:09):
And say she did, I don't. I don't miss chick
did either. Well, not just going on though. If you're
getting that diusy.

Speaker 4 (02:45:16):
Yes, it's not necessarily like a dizzy, it's just her
vision when she stands up too fast. Her vision goes out.
So he's wondering if and it took three vials, and
he's like, we're not checking for everything. We're checking does
she have low iron? Does she have this?

Speaker 1 (02:45:32):
Does she have that?

Speaker 4 (02:45:32):
So we're going to go from there.

Speaker 1 (02:45:36):
Let's see. Here's somebody that says, I went through the
same thing at her age. We never figured it out.
I had to wear a heart monitor for a year.
Vanner says, I have it.

Speaker 16 (02:45:49):
I have.

Speaker 1 (02:45:49):
It's in experience all these things. She should get a
tilt table test whatever that is. Oh, they put you
on the right on the table, and don't they actually
till you Is that? Yeah, they start tilting you.

Speaker 4 (02:46:05):
To see if what is a tilt tables have to do?
Then is it like my muscle thing that I my
upside down't think.

Speaker 1 (02:46:12):
I think it's more complicated than that. But similar to that, Yeah,
I don't know. I think you needed more of a
special it's not just a general doctor to see. If
somebody says my wife carries around one of those Stanley mugs,
she only fills it up once a day though it's
for looks. It looks Because I saw somebody in the
airport over the weekend and they were they're carrying around

(02:46:35):
this big gigantic metal jug the Stanley thing, and I go, what, who?
Who's this dehydrated that you can't be separated because you
know what a hassle You have to go through the
airport security. That has to be empty. You cannot have
water in there. Then you have to fill it up
at one of those weird water refilling stations at airports.

(02:46:56):
Gross and I just don't understand.

Speaker 5 (02:47:00):
How are you that dehydrate well on some people actually
when they take them to the airport now, they fill
them with ice and then you can take ice through
because it's not a liquid, it'll stay frozen in those
Stanley cups. And then they have this nice cold water
throughout the whole flight that they don't have to get
at the water fountain. But some people have it as
almost thirty blanket. It's kind of like a security blanket

(02:47:21):
of just having their water bottle, which one more.

Speaker 1 (02:47:24):
Thing to carry. It's a pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (02:47:27):
Well, she's supposed to be drinking eight to ten ounces,
eight to tens eight to ten glasses of water a
day or something, and he's I'm gonna do liquid IV
to kind of.

Speaker 1 (02:47:39):
Help a little bit. Says, I'm going through the same
thing right now. I was diagnosed with sy n cope.
I don't know how you say that or what that is.
Half her tested for that. I did a tilt table
test and I passed out three minutes into a forty
minute test.

Speaker 4 (02:47:58):
Forty minutes. Yeah, or by electrolytes. Well, that's what the LIQUORID.

Speaker 1 (02:48:06):
That's the same.

Speaker 4 (02:48:07):
But we don't want to do I V or that
element sugar. The sugar is gonna you don't want the
sugar from the gatorade, so liquid, there's no sugar.

Speaker 1 (02:48:18):
Electrolyte stuff, the sugar. Need some sugar. I live off
of sugar, live off of sugar. Okay, what that's where
that you need sugar? Why would she needs sugar? Centered DNA.

Speaker 4 (02:48:35):
Boston. Yeah, So I'm gonna do a multi vitamin with
iron and I'm gonna try some liquid IV and keep her.

Speaker 1 (02:48:44):
Says, check for POTS. My nephew has it, and that's apparently.
A tilt table also tests for POTS, chronic disorder affecting
the autonomic nervous system, which causes symptoms like rapid heart rate,
business and fain anything was standing up. Other symptoms include fatigue,
had aches and brain fog. Didn't it didn't one of

(02:49:06):
the the girl that was in the afternoon on the
Afternoon Show, didn't she have pots in like a million
other things or something, or she has pots? Yeah, it's
it's kind of like one of those diseases that you
can't like take murmur to diagnose.

Speaker 14 (02:49:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:49:21):
Is there an actual test for it? I don't think so.
Maybe there is. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:49:25):
But and somebody called who said that their daughter actually
goes to school with Doogie's daughter had the same symptoms
and watering their thyroid.

Speaker 1 (02:49:39):
What's going on out there? Something with the uh that
power plant that they used to have out there, just
saying are they were they spewing weird stuff into the atmosphere.
I don't know. All right, I've got to take a break.

Speaker 3 (02:49:59):
Doug.

Speaker 1 (02:49:59):
You ron over his Morning Glory the morning Doug.

Speaker 3 (02:50:03):
Yeah, I was just noticing that.

Speaker 18 (02:50:06):
Gal who called in said she was asleep when Jeffrey
came over, she noticed it too, But Jeffrey kind of
mentioned that he went to another place after she didn't
answer the door, and I was just wondering where that was.

Speaker 1 (02:50:19):
It was great Wolf Tavern, I went home. You didn't
go to another girl's house. After that, you didn't get
on Facebook start messaging random girls. I just went to
the Great Wolf Tavern.

Speaker 7 (02:50:28):
He had to be there, talked to some of our listeners,
and I was I was home by about twelve o five.

Speaker 1 (02:50:34):
What time did you leave in the morning to go
all on this epic journey.

Speaker 3 (02:50:39):
Out?

Speaker 7 (02:50:40):
Close to about between ten thirty eleven o'clock in the morning.
I mean, it's only an hour and a half from
your young Stoyle only okay, from here to.

Speaker 4 (02:50:48):
Young sounds not an hour. An hour and a half
and he said half os what open your ears, dear.
All right, I've got to take a break. We will
be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang u, I'm
gonna give.

Speaker 1 (02:51:06):
Away some Sonic Temple tickets in a few minutes. Nicole,
You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Nicole.

Speaker 11 (02:51:14):
Hi, Hey, Hey, so do your daughter it sounds like
she has orthostatic hypotension?

Speaker 1 (02:51:25):
Okay, what is that?

Speaker 4 (02:51:27):
That's okay, So.

Speaker 11 (02:51:30):
It's it's when your blood pressure falls. It usually happens when.

Speaker 13 (02:51:34):
People either you know, stand up too quickly.

Speaker 11 (02:51:37):
It's a it's a form of low blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (02:51:41):
I think happens to me. Sometimes though, Like if I'm
sitting down on I was sitting down the other Like
a couple of weeks ago, I was in the garage
doing something. I'm sitting on the garage floor with a
screwdriver screwing something in and uh, and then I was done,
you know, sitting there for ten minutes or something. And
then I stood up, and I like it was a

(02:52:01):
little bit dizzy. I think that's kind of normal, isn't it.
Doesn't everybody get that once in a while.

Speaker 11 (02:52:06):
No, didn't you say that you went and had a
test and they had you on a table for three minutes?

Speaker 18 (02:52:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:52:12):
That somebody else I think did that?

Speaker 11 (02:52:15):
Okay, that sounds like that's how they one of the
ways that they test it.

Speaker 4 (02:52:20):
So how do you fix your blood pressure from going
down like that?

Speaker 11 (02:52:24):
Well they have they have medication. It's called mitage, and
they have medication that you can take that can help,
you know, you know, you could take her blood pressure.
If her blood pressure is at a certain point, then
she can take the minigere and it actually helps boost
her blood pressure back up, but it can be caused.

Speaker 6 (02:52:47):
A loss of fluid, you know, heart problems.

Speaker 11 (02:52:50):
Has she taken any new medication recently.

Speaker 4 (02:52:53):
No, she doesn't take anything because anything. Yeah, well you're
suffering from it. She's suffering from it. Are you a doctor, ma'am?

Speaker 11 (02:53:05):
I'm a nurse.

Speaker 4 (02:53:06):
Okay, all right, yeah, I want to tell you that.

Speaker 1 (02:53:10):
That's how we do all of our diagnoses right here,
just with the random callers. It's for me. Nicole sounds
like she knows what she's talking about. There you go,
case closed, all right, thank you, Nicole.

Speaker 4 (02:53:21):
So far, she has orthostatic hypertension. She has hypertension, hyper hypo, Yeah, hypeo, yea, yeah, hypo.
She has thyroid problems, pots, she's got syncope.

Speaker 1 (02:53:37):
Sincop I think, yeah, what it's called.

Speaker 4 (02:53:39):
What's going on with Yeah, yeah, I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (02:53:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:53:43):
Young lady said maybe epilepsy. Very nice lady said, maybe
she has epilepsy. So well, let's she got a little
bit of everything. And she has a crazy mom too,
So all of those factors combined. Good point.

Speaker 1 (02:53:59):
Brandon says invited Jeffrey to go to the tailgate on Sunday,
but Jeffrey said he didn't have any money. He drove
around for more than two hundred miles the day before. Oh,
could he not afford to go? To the town, to
the free tailgating. It's just a parking lot. You don't
have to do it. You just show up, you just
walk in. I just felt like stay. I mean, I

(02:54:20):
was kind of sure on money for an uber and
stay at home. Drove around for here you go mainteen
hours straight. Charlie, huh, all right, well you could dive
further into that on the afternoon. Get to the bottom
of this. Yes, I don't think it ended there. No, No,
he's leaving stuff out. Think about what we've It's like

(02:54:40):
an onion. You peel back these layers before. Well, first,
what did you do on Saturday? Nothing, youngster did? He
mentioned Youngstown? Relase, he said the cemetery. Okay, and then
it's just more and more and more and more it
comes up. He's hiding something. I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (02:54:56):
Yeah, I want to know time frames. How long was
he at each one of these individual places? Was it
a brief moment one minute and then leave? Was it ours?

Speaker 1 (02:55:03):
He does go into these places for a relatively short
period of time. I think like he goes in there
thinking hoping he's going to run into some chick. Well
it doesn't happen. He's out after ten to fifteen minutes.

Speaker 8 (02:55:14):
But if he does, if he does, if somebody shows
a little interest, then he's he'll be all there for hours.

Speaker 1 (02:55:19):
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That's a great song.

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Okay, oh heats, it's great.

Speaker 1 (02:57:08):
Dustin says that his wife owns a bar in Philadelphia.
Spoke a hot wondering if you'd like to stop in
for a drink next weekend. Philadelphia is like six and
a half seven hours away, so so not that bad.
He'll throw in a quick motor boat. Yeah right, get
worth the journey. Okay. Still, you can drive there and

(02:57:31):
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