WED FULL SHOW: Tropic Rover, JLR refuses to use his phone's insurance, and the guys get their beards trimmed

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, I'm the smart one uge.
I'm never having sex again, Charlie. This guy's gonna help
me down. Man Jeffrey, Oh, my father.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Every day screaming on Roverradio dot Com Rovers Morning Glory
Stars Now, good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
What's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
It is Wednesday, December third, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Good morning, It's Rover's Morning Glory. I'm Rover. Dude is here.
Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi, Snitzer is here, Amen,
Crystal is here.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hello, and mister Jeffrey Allen Laroake is in the fart box. Yo, Yo,
you're with us as well. Eight six six yo, Rover.
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That's how you reach your show. Give us call at
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comes into the studio in real time. But the best

(01:27):
way give us a call eight sixty six nine six
seven six A three seven.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'll get to your email here in just a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I want to Charlie, I have a favor to ask
of you. Sure, I want you to well, Snits, I
have a favorite to ask of you too. I want
you to get a shot of the studio door and Charlie,
not that studio door, that was a chair.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Okay, he really is time right there? That's my run finger.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Sorry, yeah, sure, there you go. Ill get you a finger.
You can't see it. But Charlie, I'd like you to
just come in here. I've just come in.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Here first, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
You can fire up our MGTV at Roverradio dot com
or with the Rover Radio app on your phone, your
tablet or your TV.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
What's the matter, Charlie, What's why that look on your face?
We have to go home? We should do. We have
to go this is we need to go home? Why?
What's wrong? It's eighty nine degrees in here? It's not
why this is eighty nine degrees? This is absolutely in
eighty nine degrees. I walked into the I walked into

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the studio, and I guess the unbeknownst to me, I
don't know if you were filming or whatever. You get
my reaction. I walk in.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I go, holy f I thought you were mad because
she was just recording. You know why she was recording
because she was standing there filming you as you walked in,
and I was like, why is she doing that?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is this some sort of prank kiktock thing something on
the shelf, something dumb.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
You looked really mad, and I was like, jeez, lighting up, dude,
just you know, shrub just them for Christmas or something.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
We did get.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
An email from our big boss that they jacked up
the heat in the whole suite.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well they they didn't jack up the heat.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
So what I believe I've figured out is this might
be for the past few years that we've worked in
this building, what I think we may have determined that
all of the building's heat for the iHeart Suite, all
of the offices, everything, all of it must be funneled
right into this studio because it's eighty nine. I'm looking

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at the thermost it is eighty nine degrees. The TV
is stop working. The yeah, yeah, it broke the well. No,
the the equipment in here, if you the fans have
all turned on because everything's going to overheat in here.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
And your thermal undershirt today underneath my sweatshirt because I'm
always breathing, and then I had to go take that off.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh my, it's set to seventy two, but seventy two. Yeah,
all right, let's see what happens here.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
We've said it to cool. Now I Charlie have to
stand there for a minute. Okay, you know the trick
something with the with the thermostat.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
If you walk away, you go up.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You said it, and then you if you walk away,
it immediately changes back to its previous setting. But it
looks like it's stuck at cool and seventy two. But
I don't think that's actually going to do anything. Is
anybody alerted to anybody? No, we just walked in. I
mean yeah, it's everybody around the studio. We're all laughing.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
But I want to throw it to I'm sad. I
mean I I you guys know me.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I keep my house seventy eight degrees year round, eighty
summer seventy eight, winter seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I like to have it at a seventy eight is
the perfect. My brain is melting on. I'm dying. I said,
we're gonna come in and say, oh this is nice.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I did I go. I'd rather have this than the cold.
I would rather have this than cold. Not me, no, gone, now,
oh yeah this is cold. I'm just miserable.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
In a cold. This I could take off.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I've got a group message with Hotchkiss Kennedy and Rob and.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Just don't even say anything, just to take a picture
of the thermostead.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You want the video of rovers saying holy who?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
All right, Now, what's interesting is Charlie is sitting back there.
He's the guy that's always worried about the heat and
what's happening, and oh it's too hot.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
The fart box must not be Oh no, no, no, no,
it's not fine. It's still really hot in here. I
thought it was really hot, but I thought you did something,
but it wasn't. It's nowhere close to what that is.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
But the door is open too. If you set that door,
they're cooking.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You know, we're close to what that is.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
That is a different it's the temperture of mercury or
the front or something.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
You want me to open the door. Oh my god,
because it's freezing out there?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Is it freeze again? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I think we're going to have to do something. I
think you have to open up the door.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I guess you. Yeah, what, all right? All right, we're
going to continue on. I know the.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Ow Look, I will tell you you think we have
a bad I would rather have this than think of
these guys that are out there working in construction yesterday,
and the snow and all that I would, I would.
I'm sitting in a chair right now and I'm complaining
that it's too toasty.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I know.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I think we can survive, but I don't know if
you can hear that. Probably not the fan I can.
That's a fan music.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Then I don't think you can. I can hear it
if you talk when the noise gates on and.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Off and the fans are just going insane in here
because all of the equipment is starting to overheat.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's not designed to work in the whatever temperature.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
If it's eighty nine degrees at the thermostat it's one
hundred something degrees in the in the cabinets.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Right, the equipments never gotten this right yet. Oh it's ridiculous. Ever,
it's utterly ridiculous. Once is the you complain, somebody will
lie and say something was done, has never been fixed ever? Yeah,
is it works properly where there's a there's a therm.
If I had this in my house, you rip out
the whole system. You go, we're gonna set some scratch

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because this is not how things know.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
You would have you would.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Have set your house on fire to collect the insurance
money at this point.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It it's not how things work.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
If you have a thermost at, you set the number
and then it gets to that number eventually.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
They also claim to me that there is no timer
set on this, and I know that's a lie. It's
a total lie. There's no climate control until eight am,
and they keep saying no, no, no, they have something
wired wrong this.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Maybe this thermostat is. I don't know what's going on,
but it's it's whatever they think has been done in
here is completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Your head should roll. Heath says. I'm a maintenance man
for a building. Those air handlers can either do heat
or cool for the whole area. The thermostats will tell
the central system how many rooms are calling for cool
or warm air. If one room is really hot, it's
because other rooms are set to heat, and all I

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can do is send heat no matter what. If you're lucky,
they have dampeners for each vent that will shut off
if other rooms are calling for heat and yours isn't,
but it doesn't stop. All the hot air basically just
goes on a voting system. Whatever that means, I don't know, but.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, it's it's who Wow, it's hot.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
It has dropped one degree since you open the door,
so it's eighty eight now, so maybe maybe we'll get
down to eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Did Jeffrey mention this? They did email and they were
going to be fiddling. They were having the HVAC people come.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
They were walking around all yesterday and in the morning
I had to tell our boss to put it to
cover up his nipples. His nipples were erat Keith Hotchkis
had this super tight shirt and he's so cold. He
was so warm, but your nipples tell me otherwise. They
were like they could have cut glass. They were so pointy.
And his shirt is so tight because he's been working

(09:47):
out and he looks so ripped.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
So he's walking around. He's like, it's so hot, it's
so fat. His nipple on plants. He's very vain, so
that actually is permanent. THHL.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Yeah, so did you get your catalog with your smooth
taint underwear?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
He goes, I love those underwear that we talked about yesterday.
So he's what were they doing around here yesterday turning
the heat on? Oh good, they did, which.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
They have the heat on and you have something obviously
installed incorrectly. Whoever did the h fac here? They have everything? Well,
I don't know. I can't say that. I'm not an expert.
Something obviously is wrong, though. Let's just let's something's not working. Yeah,
something's broken.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Or I've never walked in my house and it was
just ninety degrees and going, oh, what happens?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, it's never happened.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
It's eighty seven now because the door is open. But
once people start coming, we have to close the door.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
No, I says Rover.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I'm alignsman for the phone company in Pennsylvania in the mountains,
snow and freezing. Want to trade? See, this is exactly
what I was saying. No, I don't want to trade.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I can. I can handle this for a day or
two or whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Now I'm extra warm in here because I have my
twenty twenty six Rover's Warning Glory hoodie on. I have
the very first one here. Here's what they mind. Yeah, yeah,
what did you say?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Mint green?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
It is a mint green like I like this color.
So there is the Rover's Morning Glory hoodie. If you
happen to be watching our MGTV, you can see what
it looks like on But I got the first one
off the press. This is a test run, the first
test run that they did before they print everything, which
probably has already been done now at this point.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
But I got this on Monday, and.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
You can pick yours up right now at roverradio dot com.
They look fantastic, they feel fantastic. I have to take
it off because I normally don't wear T shirts under
my hoodie. But I've been doing that for a while,
and you guys think I'm crazy because I don't wear
a T shirt under my hoodie.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I don't what's the point. I don't see a point
of just dirtying more clothes. And the hoodies are nice
and soft. It feels good, it feels feels sensual on
my nipples. You know. Well, hoodie's not a shirt, that's
the reason. What is it.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's an overcoat, like a jacket, like an oldwater like.
It's something not a shirt, an overcoat, sweater. So the
it's a sweat shirt. It says right there in the
name that it's put it a sweat shirt.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
So anyway, I've been wearing a T shirt underneath my
hoodie sometimes when I remember to do it, because my
arm doesn't my left arm doesn't work. And what happens
is when you're wearing a hoodie, it's not tied up
into your armpit enough where when your arm doesn't work

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and it's just flopping around by your side, it rubs
together and then you you're you sweat in your pit
and you get it just stinks.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So my left armpit will just stink. The rest of
me is fine, My right arm pit totally normal. Left
arm pit just stinks.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
So I have I wear a T shirt under there
to try to get up into that pit to stop
the rubbing, stop the sweat, and so maybe I have
to remove this.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh let's see where was I? Oh, I need to
fire up email here? What do you think if, like,
if the managers had to work in the in these
conditions every day and we've been doing this for years
with this bad climate control system, if they had to
work like this, how do you fixed? I think it'd

(13:53):
be fixed, be fixed pretty fast. They just figure you
like to complain a lot. Did get a text back
from Rob uh huh?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
So it was seventy nine in an hour studio yesterday
because he works in a different studio. I switch it
to auto mode and it dropped try switching into auto
from cool. Well, well why would that work. Well, it's
not going to that's not gonna work. And I already
it was already on auto. I'll replied that overply, it
was on auto. It was on auto. I switched it

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to cool.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, I mean auto.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
It just means I'm going to switch automatically between heat
and cool. So if you force cool, it's not like
auto is gonna go. I'm gonna do a better job
at this than you are now.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
And I forgot to put on deodorant today, so hopefully
it doesn't get too hot in here.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
You might have to start taking off your clothes. I mean,
I don't think it will. She has not shaved your
legs in a month. Oh no, I believe unless something's.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Changed, it's disgusting. I'm not a razor today. All right,
we are going to take care of this hair. No
shave November over now, so we're gonna handle that today.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Jeffery, you look a little quiet. Why what's going on
in there here? Oh I'm just waiting for my turn
to talk turn.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Well, yeah, yeah, I'm just like you guys are busy
complaining about the thermostad and you know, the heat, and.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
We know because we've been talking about it. We've actually
been having a conversation. We don't need a recap. Anybody
listening right now knows what we've been talking about.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
No, I'm just I'd just like to say, I can't
wait to see what type of what type of hairstock
can carve out of this. Okay, so you got fresh.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Canvas if you will. He does. He's got a nice
canvas too.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
It looks like a Jackson Pollock canvas on his his hoodie.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Right now? What is this on there? Do you get
that out of the dirty clothes poal? What's no dog
clean clothes pile? Yeah? What's going on with your What
is that big stain on your shirt? You see it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:09):
I laundered this the other day, and yeah times I can.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
I can't get the sun bitch out. You laundered that
and then that didn't come out to.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Get back and loaded over the weekend and still can't
keep the sun bitch out Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
You want to revise that story? No, do that's clean.
That whole is clean.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
I wore yesterday, but I had a I got I
got a truck.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Your vest I wore over it.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yesterday okay, so let me see here where was Wait,
here's bleach.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
That's not a white it's just the way of saying
since that I clean it. Okay, bleach is a specific word.
I use bleach on it, so nice. Didn't make that.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
No, I used standard laundry detergent. I use those pods
type pods and everything rolled into one.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Those better than actual liquid.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Actually the actual liquid de turkety plus a fabric soft
there it's built into I know.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't use those pods. Do you guys use that?
I always dishwasher hasn't been Not the laundry.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I think we use those type. Yeah, I don't know
the laundry that, let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. And they make for a good snack too. Uh.
Nice try dude, brook rdes go Rover.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Would it be possible to add another sign up category
for r MG plus or even an additional option for
r MG plus subscribers where all archive shows have the
shizzy removed from them? Yes, she wants the shizzy removed
from the archives.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
The best part of the show. She's willing to pay
extra for that lot of people.

Speaker 9 (17:48):
Yeah, just to eliminate me out all all together, completely gone.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Sorry, Josh, rights go Rover.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Hearing you talk about wearing footy pajamas until they couldn't
get them in his size anymore makes me feel a
little bit better because I was the same way.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I swear.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I wore those until I was eight or nine. Yeah,
oh my god, I might have you think about it.
I might have gotten up to like twelve. I don't
know what's the biggest footy pajama size that they make.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I love those things. When I was a kid, my.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Feet would crunch at the bottom of that plastic toe,
you know, and so my mom, instead of getting me
new ones, cut cut the toes out so that my
toes could sneak out.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'd run around in those things so much that you'd
wear out the feet, those little plastic rubbery feet things.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
The traction. Yeah, it's a hole in your footy pajamas.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Then I think because of those those pajamas that I
now can't have anything on my feet when I sleep,
like I need to have bare feet.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah I'm open. Yeah, Yeah. I had my pajamas.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
They weren't footy, but they were they were polka dot,
like a red polka dots. I had him and I
had chicken pox, so is the I have a picture
of it like when I was a kid. Is like
me at chicken pox with the red polka dot. That's cute,
Tommy writes, I'm behind, But.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
If you haven't done it yet, you need to face
the music and get an MRI of your arm.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I had the exact same pain as you. One of
the worst of my life.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
It happened to me as I fell down at the
park on a trail and just landed on my arm
the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I dealt with it for years, thinking it would heal
on its own. It won't. I'm including an x ray.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
You have to look pretty close, but you can see
that there is a piece of my bone broke off
my shoulder and it was just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Get an MRI. This guy says, I wonder if that's
what your problem is.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
Now.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
They would have seen that I had an X ray
and an MRI of the shoulder, but I don't know.
I went in for that second opinion. The guy goes, yeah,
you have frozen shoulder.

Speaker 8 (19:56):
Okay, is this something to look forward to when you're fifty?
Because my mom's in her fifties, her shoulder has been
bothering her for months.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
She had a quartzone shot even put into it.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
Yeah, said it felt better for a little bit, but
it had didn't do much and now it is go
back to pace it.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Asked Snitcher. I mean oher Schnitzer was coming. I remember
he couldn't come in. He couldn't move, and he's he
I threw his back out or something. It's all downhill
from here. He's a cautionary tale of what we will
all be facing.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
That wars to come. It's just downhill from here.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I even have now like something weird is going on
with my heel, like the back of my foot. I
don't even know how you can do it. But something
in there is like pull like not pulled. I don't
know what it is, but I have a pain in
the back of my heel essentially. I don't know what
causes that, but that's I think.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
You just you go. I'm gonna have to live with it.
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Let's see here, Caris says Rover. Are you ever going
to talk about crystals? Facial expressions? They are so bizarre
you the camera is on you or Dougie and when
you're talking, so we can't see her face and that.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
But ninety percent of the time.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
When Charlie is talking, I can't tell if she's about
to climax or cry. When Charlie was talking about stealing
his high school friend's house keys yesterday, Crystal's face ran
the gamut of emotions.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I can't stand looking at her. Oh he hates looking
at Crystal's facial expressions. What kind of facial expression would
you give him?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (21:39):
My god, I can't even talk but one I just gave.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Charlie because he ripped one in his I'm tasting it now. Oh,
got it so thick?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Oh my god, Jeffrey, how are you just sitting there smiling?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Dat? Is it really that bad?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
I think that was closed off in my nose. I
wouldn't smell it, Okay, Oh.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, I'm not sick.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
I'm just saying I may I may have a nose
as like maybe valves that close off when you a
rancid fart.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I thought my farts were rancid.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Douglas, right, I've been driving Mercedes SUVs for about ten
years now. I only need to drive in the snow
when I come home. However, they do incredible in the snow.
It's one going to be your tires. They do so well,
you won't even need winter tires and going through the
hassholes back and forth changing them out. Just get all
season you're going to be good to go. Yeah, they

(22:37):
I don't know. They sent me over some options for
what tires do you want?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Do I want?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Do I want some bridge Stone blizz As do sound great?
Do I want some Michelin Alpin that's alpine?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
This is the time to just get all purpose tires. Yeah,
it is sound like winters. I could, but I see
I already have the summer tires. But then you have
to get more tires over again. You never have to
switch them, you never have to deal with it again.
This is just get the all around okay tires. Well,
my wife goes, which one do you want? There was
and then there were some Pirellis Scorpions, and I said,

(23:12):
I don't know, So I.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Plugged them all into chat GPT. I asked which one
I should get, and then I provided further information about
the route that I drive to get from home to.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Work and the fact that you never want time I drive.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
No, And it gave me a whole list of considerations.
The blizz X they're gonna weigh out faster than the Michelins.
They're gonna have better traction. I'm gonna be able to
do whatever I want and snow and ice with those
blizz ax However, I'm only going to get about fifteen
thousand miles out of those suckers before they wear it down.
They're so soft, I guess. So the Michelans are a

(23:50):
nice compromise. I get really as chat GPT tells me
legit winter performance. But I could probably get thirty thousand
miles out of those michel lynn. I wish I could
turn that off and is an option.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I start saying stuffs legit and it starts doing cool
guy talk to me?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Really? Why it does that? To be more like a.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Person, But it's tell him not to be cool guy.
Just don't be a dufist being normal.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Guy that I know.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
But I see I open a new chat every time
I want something. I'm not just continuing a chat with
one one window, Are you douche?

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I think?

Speaker 6 (24:29):
So?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh, no new chat every time? Why I wanted to
be fresh?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Yeah, because sometimes it'll get hung up on something I
said before.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm trying to do something, it'll keep keep bringing something
else up earlier from the chat, I go, I don't know,
forget all that because okay, I forgot I did not
forget that, and it keeps mentioning things. So I think
it's better to do new chat every time. Uh, Charles right,
we're over.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Regarding Dougie's story of her destifying experience on what she
calls the Bill Lewis Exit, they remind me of my
traveling rock band touring days in the early two thousands.
Does Cleveland still have that crazy forty five degree turn
on I ninety? It's the only one that I know
of like that in the entire country. One late night,

(25:14):
coming into Cleveland, our twenty year old drummer Mike was
doing eighty five miles per hour towards it, traveling east
in our vanful of the band pulling a trailer full
of heavy gear. I remember waking up to our guitar player, Slider,
So you got what is the guy that Mike and Slider?
I don't know what this guy screaming at him to

(25:37):
slow down or he was going to stab him in
the hands. We are friends to this day, and the
story has come up numerous times.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Is that dead man's curve.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
That is what it is. Yes, that still exists. I
believe they tried to re engineer that. It's to make
it slightly less deadly.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yeah, but you got you gotta go thirty five miles
per hour. I'm drewn through dead Man Curve a handful
of times, and I don't think there's any way that
could re engineer that.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Because that is the time.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Every time I'm here your traffic reporter, I'm listening to
the redial hearing a traffic report, there's always gonna be
some kind of accident like a a two car two
three car pile up, or truck check knifinger, stuff like that.
And someone also told me, I think my wife said
somebody that's also one of the most haunted stretches of
road in.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
All I wanted stretches of road. Well, that's what I've
been told. I'm just going, well, you can re engineer,
but they'd have to move it. Move it, you know,
right now, it's a it is a forty five degree
turn in the middle of the freeway, So you're going
if you're not paying attention, if you're not familiar with
the area, it might be the only place like that.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
In the car. I've never seen something like this before.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Where you're on a freeway where you're traveling. I don't
know what the actual speed limit is, but many people
are driving.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Start to slow it down, and then they have all
those speed approaching this.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
You're going seventy miles an hour and then you see
these flashing lights and the things are rumble strips. Of
rumble strips are are across every single lane. Still, if
you're not paying attention, it just a hard rite in
the middle of the freeway.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
Forty five decreet there. When did they try to crash
on that all the time. You said they tried to
like make it softer.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
When was that? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I thought they did re engineer that does some extent
to make it not as much of a turn, or
to maybe bank it SLA.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't know what they did many many years ago.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Snitzer and I, Since you go that way, I go
that way every day and drive it through my the left. Yeah,
now I take it at like forty five maybe forty
five miles an hour snow yeah, if it's just dry roads.
But if not, anything faster than that, you would definitely
slide into that wall.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Speaking of.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Driving, I was driving into work today. No snow on
the ground, so I was able to make it in
on my slicks and my phone started going off.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I go, who's calling me?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I have the ring or turned off, but it's vibrating
and it's just vibrating on stop and I I look
and it says public safety alert. I got an emergency
alert on my phone. I two seventy one closed in
both directions due to a has Matt incident.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
It says, so, yeah, the trailer went over. Oh I
heard that on in all right. What was the trailer carrying?
I don't know because I walked into work.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
It sounds like it's something you take that air away. No, okay,
that's what I was worried about. China County.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Yeah, a large section of the interstate closed for most
of the day today. Tanker trucker rollover creator trucker.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
That's what it says. Oh, a tanker truck roll over
the truck there too. Yeah, he rolled over with the
truck that he was in. Has Matt cruiser on the scene.
What was it filled with?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
It doesn't say what it's filled with. It just created
a has Mant situation.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
What it is could have been asolene or something. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
So when you say just fuel, imagine that I know
fire hazard for that, but better than some some of
those weird chemicals that then get in the air and
go around neighborhoods and stuff. But Mary Rights. Driving into
my office this morning, I saw this tag. I thought, of, Jeffrey,
you love your show, especially Doogie. What is the license plate?

(29:32):
H okay pal? It says on the license plate.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Okay pal? Is that is that you? Jeffrey?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
No, you don't have a New York plate for your
second secret family.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Uh No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
First of all, I don't live in you. I don't
live in one of the most expensive states in the country.
Where's that New York? From what I've heard now, there's
there's going to be a governential election in the midterms
between so Kathy Hulchel's up for reelection this year, the
governor of New York.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
So Annie who party? Ashley Wright? So you're over, longtime listener,
I love the show. I have to share with you
guys the footage from my camera last night. My husband
went out to shovel the walkway after that snowstorm, and well,

(30:27):
let's just say he took the expressway down the stairs
I laughed so hard I cried. Let me see what
do we have here? Give me a second standby Tlia.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I don't know. He's been going for a while. He
got a phone call. Oh fucked away. That was a poop.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
M man, it's gone down. It's only eighty three. Now
in here, it's better. But we're gonna have to close
this door once Rachel and the sales gets here.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh yeah, because she from Palmer.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
No, seriously, you cannot have that door open with her
squawking out there.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
She could squawk all she wants. She gets paid to squawk. Oh,
she gets paid to sell. Let's squad.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
That is more.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
No, that's selling is squawking. Number one squaw employees squawking.
She's the number one seller in my book.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Here is the video, I guess. Let's see here right,
here is the all right, there's the oh ah. There
he goes down hurt. Yes, and then he dusts himself off.
He's like like it didn't happen. Yeah, we see he
slipped on the ice. Oh man, you can I've I've

(31:55):
almost done this. My in laws have steps in their
backyard and in the wintertime when they get very icy,
and I don't know what I was doing out there
one day, but I almost did exactly that.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
But what's terrible is you don't feel it in the moment.

Speaker 8 (32:10):
You get up, you shake it off, you walk away,
and the next day, the older you are, you're like, oh, am,
I so sore, and says you fell.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
The day before. Yeah, all right, I have to take
a break. Here's somebody that says that tanker spill. It
said that it is denatured alcohol was in the tanker.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
What is that? And what would you what would you
use that for? I don't know. Is that a paint thing.
I don't know. I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
It's a cleaning thing of some sort of natured alcohol.
Oh here's what's it? Was a racing fuel. That's what
somebody says.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Oh jeez, all right, well yeah that would be a hazard.
All right.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
So we're gonna take care of our beards. Yes, Snitzer,
Are you worried about what your design could be? I
mean there's a whole gamut of beard shaving designs that
I think.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
We're gonna spin a wheel way. We'll work.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I'll explain it in more detail a little later, but
we'll spin the wheel We'll have a bunch of different
things on there, and then we none of us shaved
throughout the month of November, and then we're gonna get
those whatever. Maybe it's something a little more normal, maybe
it's something crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I don't know. A few on there. I do not want,
like what.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
First of all, I need to trim this thing because
this is this is freaking crazy. This little strangles. No,
I mean, I don't know. The amish one sucks, the
neck beard sucks, the verse Hitler sucks.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, that's reverse Hitler Hitler.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
Right, Okay, one's okay, Wow, my grandparents are rolling on
to the grave.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
No, uh no, there's a bunch on there that just suck.
I hope I just get a normal one.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
So we will do that a little bit later on
this morning, and hopefully it doesn't land. Here's the problem
that I am. I'm going to run into today. I
don't know how long we have to keep these.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
But.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Right after the show today, I have somewhere I need
to be.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
It sucks to be you, that's part of fun. Yet
I have my annual physical.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Doctor, so could mental physical. Yeah, exactly, like they're gonna
lock me up when I show.

Speaker 8 (34:43):
They're gonna go look at this too, Candy, one of
those seats from one to ten.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
How are you feeling today?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
I've already been thinking like, how could I could I wear?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Like?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Could I tell them like, Oh, I was feeling a
little under the weather. So I wore this COVID mask
in to the doctor's appointment just in case I have
anything so crazy that I need to cover it up.
So I've been thinking about that already. I've got to
take a break. Our number is eight six six, yo, Rover.
It is cooling down a little bit in here since
we have opened up the What are we at?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
We're down to eighty two degrees now, oh okay? Last
seven degrees?

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Okay, So I think we're just heating up this studio
is heating up the entire.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, I don't think it's working. I think the heat
is escaping the road exactly right right.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I don't know what would happen once you close the door,
if it starts heating back up to eighty nine, or
perhaps because the door is closed it I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I don't know what's going on in here exactly. But
I have not heard back from the Keiths yet. I've
not texting. He's surprised. No, no, just we'll just keep
you guys updated.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Okay, yeah, I've got to take a break. We will
be right back on Rover's Morning Glory.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
Hang on, you can bet your sweet ass they're working
into rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I saw something that I think Jeffrey needs to get.
I don't know if you can get a picture of this, Snitz,
but Samsung revealed a new product. I think yesterday is
when I saw this, and this looks like it would
be right up his alley. In fact, a lot of
construction workers, I believe, are gonna use this device.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I think I have the video of it. Oh, you
have a video of it? Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It is a Samsung Galaxy Z Trifle, the world's first
threefold so.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
That you can't see this, how's meaning for to sturt over?
Oh all right? Oh look at this thing. Oh it's
a that folds open. Now, it's a like an iicad.
It's big.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
But look how thin? I wonder I guess they don't
show it. It's incredibly thin when it's all the way open.
It has to be so that it can fold over.
It's a huge screen, and it.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Does it have a screen on the front when it's
all folded Yeah, oh okay, Oh that's amazing. So we
use the regular phone. That's pretty cool, actually it is.
But man, that sucker is huge even when it's folded up.
That's a big ass phone. That's yeah, that's absolutely man,
unless that person just has teeny tiny hands and we're
gonna found another video. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yeah, I mean that's a full iPad at that point,
still folded up.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
It doesn't look that bad. Because I was looking at
the Samsung Galaxy.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
The twenty five Ultra because I think I'm gonna upgrade
my phone right now. They're having great deals and it's
a pretty large phone. It's the biggest phone I've ever wanted,
and it looks about that same size folded up.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Maybe you need to get this they're flying because now
I give a tablet the phone.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, it is, you just that's it.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Is The battery gonna last really long because it has
to be probably is battery three batteries in it basically, right, Yeah,
and if you just use it on phone mode that
should last forever.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
I you know, I don't know that's a good question.
But it looks it looks pretty cool. You can kind
of see you can see where it folds open. It
has a slight crease, I guess, or whatever you want
to call it, but I've never It's not bad, I
would say, I've never had a folding phone. I haven't.
I feel like it's gonna wear That middle part is
gonna wear down.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
They claim that it's been designed for you know however
many opens and closes.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
But the use cases for me, though, were very low.
That would end up using this, That's what I was thinking.
Use the front of the phone. No, I think.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
I think if you are laying around on the couch
or something, why once you open up the phone and
just had.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
The tablet at home? I don't do that.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
I don't know I have I could do that right now,
and I don't just get my What about do you have?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You have iPads? You sit around look at your iPad.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
I think you would if it was your phone, though, Yeah,
because your phone is always on you.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
If you fold up, If you could fold up.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Your iPad and put it in your pocket, you might
have your iPad.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
On you more often and use it more often. But
I don't know, I don't see.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I guess Apple is supposedly going to release a folding
iPhone next year.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
They claim, Well, if the Apple pencil works with it,
that's a that's a game changer for me. Why well,
I use the iPad with my game, my Apple pencil disketch.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
So you a foldable iPhone with a pencil, you would
you want? Yeah? One device? Like Tryla said, that's awesome, Jeffrey,
do you like that? That price? What's the price?

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Three point five million?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
One?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Oh jeez? Get it? Which is twenty four? Oh wow, Jeffrey.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
What do you think the Samsung Galaxy Z trifold phone?
You're always in the market for a new cell phone.
Is this a phone I could put you into today?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (39:55):
I just don't have an interest in something like that
because you I had a foldable flip phone.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, where is that? I still haven't in my car?

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I have I have to I can still yeah, I
mean yeah, I can still use it, but I have
to fix the I got in my car. I could
probably bring in powered up and I can show you
what the issue is.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
What is the issue?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Just tell us this just has a line going down
the vertical part of the screen and the one going across.
It's little distracting, but it's I can still power.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
It up and use it.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
If only had insurance or something take care of that,
that would fix that.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
I think it might be I think it might be
out of warranty, so I probably couldn't gues that's what
the insurance is for the month.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Use I just have a had cotten around. I just
have other things on my priority looks like my bills
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
You use that your bills are the insurance for that phone.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, it's not funny. It's true, that's what you're paying for.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Couldn't you use got I'm sorry, I haven't gotten around
to fix it. I have to make sure my rent's paid,
my utilities paid. Makes you have food?

Speaker 10 (40:52):
Now?

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Couldn't you use that insurance to get a different phone
to give to your daughter, because I know your daughter
was excited about getting a phone.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
And and hold on, you say that the bills you
have to worry that you have food. You're already paying
that insurance for the phone, so it's not gonna cost
you any more money.

Speaker 8 (41:10):
I just have I just right now for the moment.
I'm just having it in the back burnder at the moment.
Why I drive around with it in your car?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Then?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Why not just leave it at home.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
I haven't, haven't, haven't I've been I've been a little
bit too lazy to take it into the house.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
How did you get that for your your daughter? You
said she needs a new cell phone. She's saving up money,
I heard. Uh yeah, no, the insurance is going to help.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
I actually pay have her a device insurance, so she's
only nice. She doesn't have to pay full price for
you only have to pay like a deductive before it.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
You would have to do the same thing for your phone.
I'm sorry, I just haven't gotten around I think. I
hate to say, I'll be I'm if you want some honesty.
I like the phone I have. Is the bit bigger
to have a bit bigger screen your daughter? It has
a bigger scream. Have you seen the sam foldable phone?
Have you seen? Were you watching that video of the
foldable men? I like to I like the phone that
I have. It's comfortable in my hand, you know. But

(41:59):
it's not what the construction workers use.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Okay, Charlie, Yeah, okay, they all use a Samsung Galaxy
Z trifle.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Because it opens up and it's it's like you can
look at the blueprints right on there on that man.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
And first of all, I'm not a construction worker, so
I don't need such advice.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
That's why you got that flip phone.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Okay, that's what you told us, because all the construction
workers were using.

Speaker 13 (42:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I thought it was a really cool thing to have.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Okay, well, I think that the trifle would be cool.
I've I've been played around with one of these phones
in a in a store a while ago.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Probably most people have. You see it.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
It looks not that one, not the trifle, but the
kind of one that just opens. Google makes one and
Samsung makes one, and they were both I thought pretty cool.
You wouldn't consider one of those, Charlie, No, it'll break.
I don't care what they say.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
And I don't like the little the in between cheapness
where it just looks like.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
A piece of fabric.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I don't know how to describe a piece of plastic
that's holding it together, that looks so ch cheap and
just looks awful to me. This looks a glass like
this is a piece of glass. The other ones it
just looks I don't like that little that that crease,
I really don't like it. And there's going to be
a crease, I don't I think I think you would
learn to live with it. But anyway, so I just

(43:17):
had an idea for Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
Jeffrey, those two guys that stole your car, did they
take your phone?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Have you seen your phone in your car? It's still
in my car. You sure where is it at?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
It's in the dual compartment on the door. You're just
gonna go right, we're talking, it's still there.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I just want to make sure that your car you.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Have a Do you have a if I were to
turn your phone on, do you have a pass code
to get into your phone?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah? It's pass code?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Okay, all right, So if if your phone, if you
left your phone down right now on the desk, Charlie
would wouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Able to pick it up.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
And if you're doing a pass code unless you probably
see me put it in when I go to open
it to play games.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I know how sneaky Charlie is. She don't want to
get your phone to watch.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Yes, not the people that throw the car aren't sneaky.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
It's me that might be sneaky, or anybody would be sneaky.
That's just that's a that's a that's blanket and.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Real quick, you can't get that phone that is broken,
that is sitting there and wasted.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
You can't use that to get your daughter a phone.
So she she told me it was three hundred dollars
that she needs and she had a dollar. She's she's
saving up. I've helped her cover that cost. Okay, but
I know you're not.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Can't you use the phone that you have that you're
not using with the insurance?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Can't you get a different phone and give to her.
I'll know how that. I don't know how that it works? Odd?
Does she actually do something? I don't want to do that?
What a leut? That sweet escrow cash? Well, yeah, what
did you use that for? Bill's groceries? Utilities? Is it
ground already? Pretty much? Yeah? You use it? I use
it through the thousand dollars money you got.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Hey, I had to pay, had to pay a bills, dude,
I had to pay my rent, had to pay get groceries.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Pa't like I said, now, I don't believe that. What
would you you done if you didn't get that thousand
you had? You had that money and escrow for years.
You got it out of the blue, one thousand dollars.
Finally he got somebody to get it back for him
because of the show. So you wouldn't have been able
to pay your bills if he didn't get that escrow money.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I thought I'd found a way to do it.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
I just didn't able to just pay him off all
at once, you know, to you know, so I don't
have so I said, a little bit money left over
at the end and the end of the month, because
like if I didn't have an act to spread my
bills out, like get him on the day there did
pay him on the day that their doers ask my
money comes in. So uh yeah, so I find a

(45:49):
way to get stuff done.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
All right.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
So how much money does she need? Your daughter need
for a new phone?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
She's got it. I told her if she.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Probably got about she gets her benefits, she's gonna use
some of that money. And I said, she comes up
to it. I said, I'd be willing to help her
out with her How much does she need to get it? Well,
it's two hundred nine nine dollars?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Is that that? That's the deductible? Yeah, okay, So what's
wrong with her phone?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I think it just wouldn't power up anymore and it's
out a warranty. Wait, so does she completely without a
phone right now. No, she's using her previous one.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
We just moved the Syme caard over to a previous
phone that she had, and she's using that one.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
It's the same phone that I have. Oh okay, So.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
I told her, you know you want to keep you
want to keep it, keep that old phone.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
As a backup, just in case he's not gonna do anything.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
She does she need a new phone? I mean, three
hundred dollars is a lot of money. Does she need
the new.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Phone or can? She likes? She likes?

Speaker 5 (46:41):
She wants to get the newer version of the razor.
There's a newer version of it where you don't have
to fold it open and open and close it as much.
It's like one side is like it's like it's like
a whole screen and you can do this stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
I'll have an unfold the phone.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Okay, Dougi. We do have these shizzy coming up in
just a moment the news. What do you have on
the way?

Speaker 6 (47:03):
I mentioned briefly about stranger things, and no one made
a comment, So none of you guys are really into
stranger things. But I'm going to give you statistics of
how many people watched it for Thanksgiving and Netflix dropped
a little bit of a information on nugget as far
as Stranger Things, that's coming up on Christmas Day and

(47:24):
on New Year's Day.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
New Yer sive. So I'm going to tell you some
information regarding that.

Speaker 14 (47:27):
Next.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
We'll be right back on Rovers morning, Glori, hang on,
break you'll.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Get from here, nur speed, I'm not speaking correctly.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Welcome back to Rovers, Glori.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
The award winning Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
What do you have on the way? Do she some
details regarding Stranger Things? How many people watched it? And
Netflix dropped a little nugget as far as where you
can see Stranger Things? The following episodes come out on
where I can see it? I would assume Netflix. Oh no,
that's a tease.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Okay, I can't buy all right, all right, where can
I see strang Sorry?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Usually you were right, that's a great tease. Okay, all right,
we will get to that in just a moment. Someone
wants to know, do you think.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Jeffrey's house looks like one of those Chinese electronics recycling
centers where it's just filled with old cell phones with
cracked screens and things like that.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Just yes, I think you'd be very disappointed. My house
is nice, and my house is nice and organized. Just
at my son taped up Christmas lights around the you know,
around the around the permeters of the living room in
the dining room for the Christmas spirit.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh yeah, plug a man or is it? Just? Is
it like bare wire right into a socket stringer lights
that you put on a Christmas tree. And oh, by the.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
Way, you might want to hey, why were you when
you come in here in the smallest room for a minute.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
No, why would I want to do that? They're in
the commercial bay. Charlie let off this.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I could take Charlie's hearts to a degree, okay, but
he let off a fart at us so rancid and
I thought my farts were rancid, but his farts was
so ransy. Christ and I had a bail out of
here and to.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Wear an oxygen mask, I.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Said, I said the next time I met Charlie has
to let off. Although whatever Charlie may disagree with his stomach.
You know, I kind of feel bad for him. But
I feel bad for him. What about you?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I appreciate me smokes you guys out and you feel
bad for him whatever's going on inside his body right now.
It must be like it feels good every time I
let one out there, I feel better.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
I think, I think I may have to go to
I may have to find a military surplus for or go.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Down to the right pass airport. Face.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Hey, you guys happen to have a spare helmet and.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oxygen mask for me? And Christ doesn't smell like I can't.
I can't really smell it. It's like thick.

Speaker 8 (49:42):
It's like thick, and it clings to the air as
if it's stuck around him, a bubble of just gas
of nastiness it is. I really, honestly, you could taste
it if you want. That's so cross that and we
left if you can clear Jeffrey out of a room.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Bad.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
The fact that we waited until the very last second
to enter the fart box.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I mean, do you do that at home around your girlfriend?
Do you just let like this? You got to go
so you don't You wouldn't be you wouldn't think twice
about having that thick ash fart around real house. I know,
but no, you want to have some sort of you know,
do you want to gross your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Out like that? Doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
No, but I don't have that on purpose. I'm not
going to fart on her ever. I've never done that.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I did that to a different girlfriend once, and I
think that's the beginning of the end of a relationship.
What'd you do? It's just fart.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
I just held her down or no, no, I dropped
something on the ground on purpose in front of her
and then bent over and then she was kind of
laying and just kind of farted by her face.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Should be interesting about this? This fart was. It was
a silent we called the when you when you fart
and you don't mean it, doesn't you don't make something,
they call it the silent killer. This one was a
silent killer.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
I have a let off a couple of silent killers myself.
But Charlie, were you unaware.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
When you farted in your previous girlfriend's face that women
don't find farts as funny as guys do.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
No, No, I'm aware. I didn't think she's going to
be that bad.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I was surprised that that was her reaction, got up
and left, she literally left the house.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
She left.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
It reinforces my thing about Charlie that he is the
fart Martyr.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Thank you, Dougie. Are you ready for the shes? Yes,
here we go, Ja Shusy on Girls Morning Glory.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Michael and Susan Dell of Dell Technologies announce that they
are donating six point two five billion dollars to fund
investment accounts for at least twenty five million American children.
The enormous pledge will go toward funding Trump Accounts, which
is an initiative set to the set to launch in
twenty twenty six that would provide parents of newborns with

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one thousand dollars to invest in to the kids account
on behalf of their child's future. Their Treasury Department is
set to deposit the one thousand dollars into the account
of every eligible, one thought every eligible US citizen child
born from January twenty twenty five through December thirty first,
twenty twenty eight. This charitable gift will go toward children

(52:17):
ages ten and under who were born before the cutoff
of the Treasury's funding.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
So I guess I just don't understand this, So okay,
good because I don't either. So we're just going to
hand one thousand dollars to everybody born or any kid
I really aged ten fifty, You said a thousand thousand. Yep.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
It says newborns with one thousand dollars to invest on
behalf of their children.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Their child's Oh okay, so well that the dell is
two hundred and fifty's I thought the government is giving
you one thousand dollars for I guess. So in other words, you,
me and everybody, because money's net is not coming out
of thin air, right, so we are anybody who gives birth,
we just give them a thousand dollars. Now they can't

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just take it and spend it right that day, but
it's kind of go to invest it or whatever. But
there's I'm always looking for the scam. The scam is
that somebody's making money off of managing these accounts or
investment or something. There's there's some sort of scam going
on here, I think, But all right, go on.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Millions of glucose monitors from Abbot Diabetes Care are providing
users with incorrect readings.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
That's according to the FDA.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
They sent out an alert and said the errors have
been linked with at least seven debts more than seven
hundred serious injuries worldwide if undetected incorrect low glucose readings
over an extended period may lead to wrong treatment decisions
for people that are living with diabetes.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
So they say that Abbot.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Warned about three million of its products are impacted. So
patients can visit freestyle check to see if their sensors
are affected and to get a replacement for free freestyle
check dot com.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
This is pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
One of the last Faberge eggs in private hands has
been sold at auction thirty point two million.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Dollars it sold.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
It broke its own record as the most expensive work
by a Russian jeweler ever to appear at auction.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
I don't even know what if. I mean, I've heard
of Faberge eggs. What is it? It's oh god, that
is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Okay. So it's like some sort of that looks like
is was that made out of glass or something?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
And then you open it up and then there's a
some something made out of it looks like flowers in
there or something that is really really cool. So that's
not thirty million dollars cool white Well, there's only like
a few of them, sixty of sixty nine of them
in the world that have ever been made. Didn't want

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to have survived, and.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I think that might be made of egg, of an
actual egg, because I remember making obviously not faberge egg,
but I remember.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
It's rock crystal. Oh it is oh or clear quartz.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
When you were in like an elementary school, you'd take
an egg and you put a hole in the bottom
and you get that then yo out.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Then you paint it or something. But it was like
a weird way to paint. It was like with wax.
And I don't dying. It was more than just dying
an egg. It was different than that, all right.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
So the last super moon of twenty twenty five will
rise Thursday night Tomorrow night. The December full moon is
called the cold moon and may look larger than usual
as the orbit swings relatively close to Earth. NASA says
the moon will be just near one thousand miles from
Earth tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
You say.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
The Geminid meteor shower is also due to start this week,
but is not expected to peak until December thirteenth and fourteenth,
so that's not for another ten days.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
That's why NASA says up to one.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Hundred and twenty meteors will be visible per hour on
a clear night sky, which is pretty cool, but again the.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Cold moon tomorrow night.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
All right, A record two hundred and two point nine
million US shoppers hit stores and websites during the five
day stretch from Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
That's according to the National Retail Federation. That's huge.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
That's up from one hundred and ninety seven million shoppers
last year last year, so three percent up from last year.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
So that's not bad. Did you do any shopping online.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Or I'm really trying to come back on I just
don't need anything. I maybe I need to follow my
wife's advice and become my minimalist.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I'm not a good minimalist though, so for.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Yourself, Like usually Christmas is about buying for other people.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
For other people. Oh I don't, it doesn't even cross
my mind. Yeah, it's figured.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
So that's a big fat now, okay, all right, So
Stranger Things season five open to a record breaking debut
on Netflix, reaching fifty nine point six million views within
its first five days. The number makes it the biggest
ever English language series premiere on the platform and the
third biggest debut overall, behind only two seasons of Squid Game.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
So that's a pretty big people watch that show. No,
no stranger things. I guess people, I mean a lot
of people obviously like it.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Yeah, it's huge, and these little episodes are like fifty
million dollars a piece or something.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Cheez really, Yeah, you like it and you watch us.
It's good. It's nothing too convinced.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
The first season was great and then slowly just couldn't couldn't. Yeah,
just keep going. And now the kids, I mean it's
been on for ten years, they're like forty hours. Yeah,
the kids are old, yeah, and still playing kids now
they're at least in I always in high school. I
don't know, but they're clearly like twenty five and they're
playing I don't know if they're even seniors in this one.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Are they snits? I don't know, because they never really
talk about.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah, they don't really get into how old they are exactly,
because I think you gooble seconds not fourteen.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
I mean, one kid kids on yelling I'm not a
kid anymore, Mom, I'm not a kid anymore, and everyone goes, yeah, no.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Kid, Yeah, well you know what, they can't be sixteen.
They have to be under sixteen, which is mind blowing
because they never drive. One of the kids. A couple
of them can drive the older ones, and I think
they graduated. Mm hmm, that's good.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
That's all right.

Speaker 6 (58:22):
Well, Netflix is dropping the fullest of cities and theaters
participating in fans screenings of the season five finale of
Stranger Things. So they're going to do it in the
movie theater. The screenings will happen in over five hundred
theaters in the US and Canada starting on December thirty
first at a pm Eastern, and they are tied to
the finale's global premiere on Netflix. The full list of

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theaters and information can be.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Found on stas So why they do that? Who would
want to do that? Why would you want to love to?
I wish?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I wish the Game of Thrones. If they said every
Friday night or whatever, we're going to play one game
it's Thrones episode. I go why because it's cool to
see it on a big screen. Also with the crowd,
it's it's like, who needs the distraction of the crowd.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
More something.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
If you want information in the fullest of theaters, it
can be found on st Finale Doctor to.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Tell You, Atlanta, Chicago, DC, Houston, Las Vegas, New York City, Raleigh,
San Francisco, Okay, there you go.

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the wheel over here, the Wheel of beard Death.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
So all of us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Guys on the show, we didn't shave in November. No
shave November, and this was suggested by somebody who listens
to the show. And then we will spin a wheel
to determine what design or style our beard is trimmed
up into after this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
So, jeffery, you've got quite a beard growing in there.
It looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Let me see here, can't see, Okay, gonna lean forward,
there you go?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Now he's got your beard is sort of gray, like
right at the chin, the chinny chin chin.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Oh, it's been like that for a couple of years now.
I think I started getting at my I think right
turned fifty. But you are growing. His beard grows in.
It's like a werewolf.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Your beard grows super high up on your face. You've
got a lot of you know what that means. You
have a lot of testosterone. You are a you're a
guy's you're a man's. Man can't hold you down. And
uh so, I think they're going to have a great
canvas to work with whoever comes in to do that. Now,
so we do have a professional is it barber he's

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going to be coming in. I guess it's a barber
that does this, that handles beards and stuff. We also
debated this, and I'll have to talk to the rest.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Of the guys.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
So we're going to spin a wheel, and on this wheel,
I still have a couple of empty spots on here,
but we have the Amish, the Chester A, Arthur fu
Manchuw Reversler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Nothing but neck is on here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Give me a second here, chin strap half the face penis.
If you'd like a giant penis, I'm carved onto your face.
And I have two empty spots that we'll get to.
I just didn't fill it out because they happen to
be black on the black are on the wheel, and
the marker for the wheel is also black, so they're

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sort of hard to show up anyway, So we have
two empty spots.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
We did debate whether we should also put on the
wheel names of people on the show that could then
they would be the ones who are in charge of
trimming that design into your beard if you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Lands on them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Now, we could have the professional barber do everybody, but
it's up to you, guys. We what do you? What
do you want to do? We could have so the
barber's name could be on there. If it lands on him,
you get the professional barber if he's going to do
a good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Job, or it could land on j l R. And
j l R is going to trim up your hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Why would it's going to be ripping my hairs out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Oh yeah, I I brought my trimmer. Mine does not
really work though. Well the relco, well, the the barber
probably has he probably yeah, yeah, and I know how
to wheel him. I brought in trimmor. I brought in
my trimmer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
I also brought in a trimmer, some trimmers that I
bought just in case we need some.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
So we're we're all set here. What do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Do you want to spin the wheel for the other
guys to potentially shave up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Your your beard or should it only be the barber?
I want to go and there. I want to I
want to do some shave. You want to do that? Okay,
I want to do some shaving of other people.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Now this guy they want, let's see Cemeterian X wants
this style.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Added, I don't have the hair to do this. I can't.
I can't go all the way up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You know, this is somebody who's head is shaved except
for the very front of the of the head, and
then it continues on all the way through the beard,
so it's like a big circle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Yeah, you could do it up until you're bald.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
That would just look like a beard at that part.
It's a Jeffrey right here. Jeffrey could do that. Charlie
could do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I couldn't. I don't have hair. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
I'm missing hair at the cheek level. I don't have anything.
This has been a month, in a week, nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
It doesn't connect, all right, So we've got to figure
that out. We'll bring this guy in here, and it's
probably going to take a while for everyone to get
trimmed up and get our beards done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
I'm just hoping.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
That I get something reasonable because I have a doctor's
I have my annual physical that we go into, so
I have to walk into the medical center today and
I have to go talk to my doctor, and I
just don't want to do that with a big penis
on my face.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
So let me take a quick break.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
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Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
I've got to take a break. We'll get started with
the no shave November the beard trimming in just a minute.

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Charlie is a little bit nervous. I can tell he's
nervous about getting a penis shaved into his face or
or whatever these other bizarro beard trimmings could be.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
I think Snitzer is also very nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
No, I'm the least nervous, because you are the one
that's gonna You're nervous, Yes, because you actually have a beard.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
You can end up with any of these idiotic queens.
I end up with the reverse.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Goatee's not gonna look like anything, button chops, Jeffrey Arthur.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I can't even do. I can pull a name of
them off.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
I can only really do a mustache, That's all I can,
and maybe just a regular goate John Waters is on there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
See do that really really thin, perve looking mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
No, you look.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
You look terrible with that day. He looks terrible with
that day. Bad for a day or two, and look
too bad? That would I don't mind it you. I'm
actually looking forward to you, guys. This is the first
time I have an advantage of anything. I can't grow
a beard, so there's very limited options here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
You think Snitz is worried about it. He's got a
very full beard where she has not. I don't know
when the last time he cut this thing is. So
I started from basically zero. This is a month's worth
of growth here, and it is it's all. It's all
gross looking, scraggly and dry. And I used to put
on I stopped it maybe about maybe about two months ago,

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maybe three months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I don't know how long I ran out of that
beard oil.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
So I haven't been putting anything in my beard, and
I don't even know if that beard oil actually does anything.
I kind of don't like the way it feels. It
just makes your face greasy. But I do feel like
my beard is just very very brittle and crisp and
dry and grass and disgusting.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Notice something, there's this food show on Alex Versus America
and the host is a black guy with a big beard.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
It's sparkles, and it's the beard oil that sparkles, Like,
why would you want it to have? Yeah, it kind
of looks it just looks greasy and shiny. It was weird.
I've never seen that before.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yeah, it's supposed to moisture eyes your beard. Okay, but anyway,
so gotcha all right? Are we putting on I'm going
to have the professional come in in just a minute.
Are we going to put on? You wanted to put
on everybody's names on the wheel? Oh yeah, okay?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
Can you have me that wheel, Crystal, because I actually
trust Crystal more than I trust Jeffrey to do my beard. Okay,
and I think doos you might do a better job.
Bring me the wheel here, and you don't end up
with me. I have no experience with Nobody wants to
have me. All right, so on the wheel. Let me
just give you a quick rundown. Here we have the

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for the beard styles. We have Foo Manshew. What is
that exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
That's the Morgan Spurlock. I think I understand.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Okay, the Chester a Arthur, the Amish beard. This one
is a little hard to read because it's on black Vandyck.
The Reverseler, which is the reverse Hitler has shaved everything.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
You just have the mustache, but then we reverse where
the Hitler areas is missing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Yeah, just the two sides of the nothing but neck,
meaning that you shave shaved except your neck hair. Let
you leave that the thing. That's probably what I'll end
up with because Rachel and sales. You gotta shave that neck,
hare all. It looks so gross. Every day I'll end
up with this and I'll have nothing button neck. Is
this considered neck?

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
Yes, sir, Oh yeah, there's nothing there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
That's okay, that's neck. Okay, I can't grow up. I'm
asking there's no hair there? Yeah, I know, I can't.
You let me see that. Is that like a patch
that you just your hair doesn't grow there?

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
See?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Because I have this patch here and I thought that
that's what I had little similar to Charlie. No, no,
it's this is just gray hair, you know. Yes, yes,
I think I don't know. That's like Charlie's. It's just missing.
It doesn't grow in very Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
No? No, te no, t come over here and look.
I think it's No. I swear I think it's because
I analy I go, what in the world is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
And baby, you're missing or not? I don't know what
she's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
She's rubbing me any any opportunity chans to come over
and rub me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I still don't have the answer. Missing or not. It's missing? Okay,
you're telling me I'm going to be missing and it's thinning. Yeah,
it's you're balding on your neck. No, think the.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Only reason why this say she likes to rub on
that maybe make she might still be in love with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Who yes, good, something else you can rub on?

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Speaking of, that's just coincidentally. The next style for the
beard is penis. So explain to me how that one
would be. This would just be it would be like
the shaft coming down. You're the side of your face
up into like the head of the penis down by
your mouth. It would be shaped. Okay, all right, so

(01:12:34):
that looks great. The next one is half the face.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Oh yeah, just half.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Good with because Snits has a very full beard, So
he shaves half of his face and then a very
full beard.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
I think I would be a mania. You see that
guy out on the street, You tell you kids stay
away from that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:56):
Yeah, come over here, Jeffrey, that'd be great too for him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
The John Waters that's that very very thin.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
I mean, it's just basically like a like one pubic
hair stretched over your your lip.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
And then we're back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
To the chin strap and the fou man shoe and
all right, so you want me to put people's names
on here, Let's bring in to Branar Jay who is
our professional barber. He's gonna come in give me a second,
and then I'll put everybody's names on here and give
him some wireless headphones, if you would, please, Dougie, and
we'll get him set up here. And all right, so

(01:13:33):
you want everyone else's names now? Obviously you hope that
you get the professional barber, because that guy knows what
he's talking about. And I could tell just by his
beard or mustache or whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Right there, that is professionally trimmed up. What's happening? How
are you? Let me see? I got to turn on
your microphone. There it is? Sorry, there you go? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
So what is this style? What would would this be
a fou manshoe? Is that it could be.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
A food manshoe or like a handle bar mustache?

Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
Okay, all right? And how long have you been growing
this then? So I've had this for about seven years now, Okay.
I did it as a joke at first, and now
it's stuck with your personality.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
You're known kind of looks like I was born with it,
so you just kept it. Now you are a professional barber? Yes,
all right? Are you normally dealing with hair on top
of the head or beards or both both.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Okay, yeah, all right, Now what do you think the
level of nobody else? If nobody else has any experience
doing this? So a skill.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
We're going to have your name on this. We're spinning
the wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Obviously you want to get the professional to do your
to prim up your beard, put his name on a
couple times if if we run out, if we don't
have enough people, at.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Least three times. Yeah, you know, a third of the wheel. Sure, sure, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
How difficult would it be if somebody, let's just say
penis for instance, you could probably shape up a penis
in somebody's beard, correct.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
You could. It really depends on whose facial hair it is.

Speaker 10 (01:14:58):
Obviously, if something's not, it's not going to really show
the way that you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah, you know, I think it's situational. Is that as
your beard would work?

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Made for penis. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
When you see like Charlie has this very patchy doesn't
grow in he walks into your shop, you go, that's
a guy with low testosteron.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Not a penis beard.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Okay, why doesn't he grow? Do you know why he
doesn't grow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Facial hair?

Speaker 10 (01:15:31):
Facial hair is a weird thing, you know. I know
there's certain guys that have super full beards that can't
connect here. There's you know, and then there's like for
me instant for instance, like I get very patchy here,
but I'll grow full everywhere else.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
It's it's so different for a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Person to pa I see these I'm always served up
ads of these guys with these just really incredible beards.
And I've tried to grow my beard out because I
see I'll see some guy. They're usually jacked and have
like a weird tattoos and stuff, you know, on their arms,
and then they have like this very full, thick, manly
ass beard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
I go, that looks good. I wish I could. I
could do that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
I let my beard grow out further than it even
is now, but I can never shape this thing up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
I mean, it's just impossible. I mean, I so do
you need somebody professionally to do that?

Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
So, I mean, it definitely helps, you know. It's one
of those things that when it comes to a beard,
you know, you have maintenance that's gonna help. Obviously, brushing
it out constantly a lot of those guys that got
like big, bushy beards are brushing it multiple times a day,
you know, to straighten.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
The hair out. It's a lot of work.

Speaker 10 (01:16:34):
A lot of the times when you get to the neckline,
you got like collicks or something that might make it
poke out like down. So, I mean, it's there's so
many variables with it. Some of those guys even blow
dry their beard straight.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Yeah, okay, let me put on some name.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
What are the chances we're gonna do good if we're
like I no skill and I have to shave the
penis and so my boss's face.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Pretty low right, probably pretty Yeah, I don't know what
I'm doing.

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
Okay, now if we if well we if you guys
land on something that let's say, Charlie, it's impossible for
him to have that penis on his face. Are you
guys going to re spin? Oh no, okay, you get
what you get. Okay, you get.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
You Schnitzer off the shaving thing because she's running the cameras.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Oh okay, all right, so I'll put I think you'd
do good, though, buddy, I understand, dog on there. I'm
gonna put who's going first, Rover on there, and then
let's see. Sorry, if Charlie, Crystal, Jeffrey Dougie Rover. I'm
gonna put that a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
And everybody can only get good at once, right, Like
if I get the food manchoo, food manchoos off the board?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Correct? That's yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah? What is the hardest one?
Out of everything? You've heard?

Speaker 10 (01:18:00):
Honestly, I have not heard any of them yet. Oh
you haven't heard any Okay, I have not. I've been Wait, hey,
is reverse goateea on?

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
There?

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Reverse go tea is not on? That's the worst one.
What's the reverse? I'm not to find it. We want
to get rid of what's a what's a van dyke?
I get rid of that? Yeah, it's too normala of that.
All right, let's see this. Oh yeah, we have to
have that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
That one needs to be on that. Yeah, what does
that think? I want to reverse chess trap reverse.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Chin? Okay? All right, so I have on here and
let's go to Okay, do you want to draw numbers
and who goes first? All right? Sure? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
So God, Jeffrey Rover, Charlie Snitcher all all with our big,
full manly beards.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
All right, then mine Crystal's got those legs. We haven't
seen him yet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Oh, Jeffrey's really hoping that we spin the wheel and
he gets to shave her legs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Right, okay, So the the styles that we have here
are for you, Jay, the John Waters, which is just
a very very very thin I mean that would be
very easy to do.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Chin strap, uh fu Man shoe chester a Arthur Amish
reverse chin strap, reverse hitler, nothing but neck penis, and
half face where half of the face is shaved.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
So those are the options for the beards.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
The ball on his face for example, right, yeah, yeah, okay,
perfect me. It's pretty low, I mean pretty lowly, Mikey
maybe the John Waters.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
It's about it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
So we'll spin once to get the person. His name
doesn't matter, you know what it lands, and you'll spin
the wheel twice. Spend one and just get our we
get the design.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Spend the second time we figure out how or who's
doing it. Okay, sleeping There a commercial break and looks
like it make up. Yeah, you guys are.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Doing all the talking, so I figure, now don't talk
talk with that talk.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
So give me a few more minutes to get this.

Speaker 6 (01:20:30):
I'm going to put the numbers so that you can
draw who is going to go in what order.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Okay, all right, wheel is all set up now, all right?
And by the way, Jay works, Where do you work? Jay?
I work at Black Cat Barbershop.

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
I can't barber shop overyone, uh Detroit and Gordon Square.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Okay, oh yeah black Cat barber Shop. Yeah. Ryan Hardwick
owns it. I went to school with him. Teenagers the
music scene. Yeah, wait, I think I got more than
one number. He seems very unhappy, Jeffrey. What does she do?
All right? We're picking numbers to see number two? Okay,

(01:21:11):
I am number Who does number two work? Three? I'm
number three and Jeffrey hasn't picked one yet for some reason.
So she went over to Snits. Well, yeah, I went
under studio.

Speaker 11 (01:21:21):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
I thought he's so grumpy. He seems very happy in
the commercial break, he's very excited.

Speaker 8 (01:21:27):
Well, he's talking to me about ejection seats in fiery Jets,
and so that's why he was.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
What number are you, Jeffrey? Number four? All right? So
that means that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Snitcher must be number one, I mean the first Okay, Charlie,
jump back there at our video switcher. Okay, Snits come
on in the moment of truth stand by h Jay
is uh, what do you have professional tools back there. Jay, Okay,
do you have to go to you have to go

(01:21:58):
to school to become a barber?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Right, Yeah, you're gonna go for eighteen hundred hours.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
And I understood somebody told me once that in order
to get whatever license you need to cut hair, that
it is like ten times more training than police officers
get before they hit the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
I want to say, don't quote me on.

Speaker 10 (01:22:16):
I want to say police is six hundred hours and
barbers are eighteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
But can we got to use a straight razor? That's dangerous?
You know? Can I ask you a question? What what
possibly could they fill eighteen hundred hours up with? What
are you? What? What is are you?

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
Just?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Here's here's here's it should be one day a half
day course.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Yes, trim this up, put the thing in that blue juice,
and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
What else do you need to know?

Speaker 10 (01:22:44):
Honestly, most of it's going to be going over like hair, skin,
like that kind of anatemy, and then you're going to
be going over sanitation, you know, basically, so in general
you can protect the public. That's really what the eighteen
hundred hours is for. I mean, you're only going to
in reality, you're probably only going to do about six
to seven hundred hours of like actual class work, and

(01:23:04):
then the rest is going to be like on the
floor where you're basically you're basically making the barber one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
Hours of class work.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
Oh yeah, My sister in law went for she did
hair and cosmetology, and she went to a school and
I went there and actually let her dye my hair.
And it took forever because the teacher would have to
come by and go, yes, this formula is correct, and
then she'd come by again and check, so we'd have
to wait.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
For so long.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
But all right, Snitzer, if you want to take the
wheel over there to that side for me, and you
can put it in front of that screen there so
you can facing out correct towards the camera.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
There you go perfect, wow. Right, And then.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
My suggestion, Snitzer, is to hold the base or the
top of the wheel and give it a good spin
because the thing will tip over if you if you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Better go there, you go, grab the base your stroke there,
you go, okay, all right, are you ready, Snitzer? And
you're spinning for? What do you want to spin for?
You want to spin for the person or do you
want to spin for? The style? First? Is what it
lands on? What are you spinning for? I guess the

(01:24:19):
style for okay? Style first? Okay, give it a good
you gotta go strong with this nervous That's what she said.
And it landed on the OKA read it. What to say?

(01:24:42):
Reverse layer reverse reverse you know? All right? Takes the
name of.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
The cutter because it's Jay the barber.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Okay, now all right, so he's going to get the reversler.
Now let's spend to see who's actually gonna come on
Jeffrey and it is right there. What is it? Jay
the professional for okay, So Charlie, I don't know if
you can pull up a picture back there for if

(01:25:14):
I can pull up a picture, I mean stincer, you
can describe it whatever. Give me the.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Reversler of what that looks like visually, just so people
can think about this if you're not watching RMGTV. And
for Jay to know what he's actually going to do
on on Snitzer's face. So there was a famous historical figure.
You might have known him as his name ends with
Lure and he was very famous for his facial hair.

(01:25:40):
Snitzer just scowls every time he thinks of this former dictator. Uh,
and so what you're doing is you're shaving everywhere, except.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
You're shaving there and leaving everything else. Now is he
leaving his full beard just the mustache? No, it's just that, Okay,
all right, so he's shaving. Okay, look at that?

Speaker 11 (01:26:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
This is not seeing light.

Speaker 16 (01:26:07):
And while.

Speaker 8 (01:26:09):
I wonder if it is lighter skin tone underneath there?

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Kay?

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
How do you so?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
All right, so we're gonna basically get rid of almost
his entire everything on his face, almost except for two
little bits of his mustache are going to remain.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Do you take clippers? We'll get started here in just
a minute. But do you take clippers? You do that down?
And then what do you what's the game?

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
I mean I would just go ahead and remove the beard.

Speaker 10 (01:26:35):
Okay, I come through, and you know, obviously I'll work
through the chin, take this part off or line above
the lip. Okay, I'll kind of sharpen it up and
clean up round with the mustache and then that and
kind of sharpen up with the razor.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
And looks an easy one to do.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Maybe it's harder than I think, but this one seems
like an easy one, dude, just clipper it off and
then put.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
The razor down. So that's that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
All right, Let's get Snitcher in his chair and let's
get started.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Here are we going to do them all in?

Speaker 5 (01:27:02):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
How is this singer? We're gonna start yea to do
them all in okay?

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
As people are spinning, and we're gonna because it's gonna
take a lof absolutely sure.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Okay, we're gonna have multiple people going at once. Yeah,
so if I get picked, I can start doing I
understand you get picked. You're not doing anything, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
I'm going to cut your face all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
So how much time do you need to set up?
Or a minute? Two minutes, five minutes, Probably.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Take me like two minutes. Okay, let me take a break.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
We'll get set up and then let's not make the
first cut until we come back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Snitzer is very sad to see this beard. This thing
it's been it's been how long have you been growing
this out? Snitz? Well, I cut it like once every
couple of years. I'll cut it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
But uh huh yeah, all right, so you have not
been without a beard in a long long time, and
it is weird, like sometimes every few years Snitzer will
come in with no facial hair. You feel, who the
hell is that guy? All right, we'll be right back
on Rovery's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
Hang U really happy? We did a lot of stuff together, so.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
That means that you would go back and not have kids.

Speaker 11 (01:28:04):
Yeah, these these rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
All right, Snitzer is gonna be first up in the
barber's chair here. He has spun the wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
It landed on the reversaler, which is driving people crazy
because they think that there is there's a conspiracy that
I'm not allowed to say Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
On the air or something.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
If you were listening to the show earlier, we definitely
said reverse Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
It's just reversaler, is what. We're just shorten it up.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Anyway, we have Jay in here, who is a professional barber.
He's gonna get started with this spencer. You don't look
too happy, you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
No, I mean any of them.

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
It's like I said, a lot of them suck, So
I'm not happy about any of the choices.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
All right, let's have you get in the chair.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
And oh, also, if we could Jay or whoever is
doing if we could somehow for no particular reason, but
if we could somehow keep the hair that we're trimming
off and maybe like put it in a little pile
somewhere something.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
We might have a use for that a little bit later.

Speaker 6 (01:29:13):
Just it's always good to keep that, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Just just a hat.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
You never know what might pop up, right, Charlie, it's
nice they have on hands.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
You never know if you need it. All right, he's
in the barber chair. He is getting the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
That's a great cape, it says. Marshall lathers.

Speaker 10 (01:29:37):
Oh, okay, like Marshall lathers, but Marshall lathers with a
straight razors.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Okay, he's a he's putting on the cape or whatever
that thing is. And now the paper thing around your neck,
Snitcher is.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
I think I've only seen Snitz once completely clean shave.
I almost didn't recognize him. I'm so used to see
him with the beard.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
And he won't take off his hat. He refuses to
take off that hat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
You have to work around the hat, all right, Jay,
the professional barber is now combing out his beard, and
I'm gonna get it all nice and straight in order
to chop this sucker off the only part that the
only I do before and as yeah, we gotta we
already did. We're gonna take before and after pictures of everybody.

(01:30:23):
The only part that is going to remain are the
two sides of his mustache. Everything else the beard is
going in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Of the mustache. Come on, where our pal?

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
So in other words, this is you're like the anti
Hitler Schnitzer. Basically, that's how much you hate Hitler is
that you're doing the opposite of his facial as.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
All right, and you can get started at any time.
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
How do you feel right right now? It's coming off?
It's that for you bald right now, I don't remember. Oh,
you can't hear here you go? Oh, Spitzer has no
wireless headphones on? Can you put I guess I can't. Oh,
look at there it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
I'm sorry, he's my temples.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
He's probably getting cold now. He's actually aging and reverse
right now. But yes, he's getting younger. The more you
shave off, Schnitz, the younger you look. And I'm I'm
not saying that facetiously. I'm being verse Snitzer.

Speaker 8 (01:31:29):
Yeah, with every swipe, it's ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
He has taken all that gray hair off, and he's
getting younger. I actually kind of like this long goatee.

Speaker 7 (01:31:40):
Yeah than that when yeah, when you shave it off.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
You leave parts of it that that doesn't look bad
looking at temples.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
He's a cutie. You look at the temple.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Charlie, what do you think about that? Do you look good?
That kind of looks like as that could be a
look that makes it gives them an edge that he's missing.
And yet because he'll usually those pretty lame.

Speaker 8 (01:31:57):
Well that's gonna be missing soon because it's going away.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
There goes the tin and snitzer. A nice hair. He
could have done any one of those. Ye, too bad
he didn't get the penis.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Oh wow, all right, trimming up a nice so what
what what he's basically going to do? Jay is basically
just going to give him a nice mustache. Will be
able to see what snincer looks like with a nice
mustache perfectly trimmed up.

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
Jay, the professional barber knows where you put the corner
of the mustache and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
It's going much faster than I expected it to. Yeah,
who is this a van Dyke? I think he has
a van Dyke right now? Yeah? Yeah, okay, so he's
now down to maybe we'll all the soul patches going.

(01:33:02):
All right, before we move.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Into the let's just look right into the camera, Snitz.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
There you go. Look at that. Look at that mustache.
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
You're pulling this off. You could grow that, keep that.
What do you think he looks like? Does he looks
like an old shop teacher? A shop teacher? I was
going to say, like one of these, like the the
a cop at the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Yes, also behind that podium, possibly a piloting.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
This is a good look for Snitzer. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Now, now the moment of truth comes because we are
going to cut where Hitler's mustache was.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Instead of giving you a Hitler, We're doing the reverseer.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
That is, where you shave where Hitler's mustache was, leaving
the two sides of the mustache, and Snitcher's gonna have
to walk around.

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
It reminds me of Gomez Adams, doesn't don't doesn't Gomez.
He's missing that little middle part and it's just those.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Two on the side. All right, So we'll leave the the.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
The mustache as thick as it is, right, Jay, Okay, okay,
but let's just let's go ahead.

Speaker 10 (01:34:17):
Do we want to line like off the lip or
do we want it to stay a little like messy.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Let's just go down the middle first, I'd say, and
then then we can decide from there.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
All right, all right, let's go right in the middle, and.

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Let's give Schnitzer our video guy the reversler. Oh god, okay,
it's right in the middle. It's very precise, very delicate work,

(01:34:53):
because you could cut Schnitzer's lip.

Speaker 8 (01:34:57):
Or part of the mustache.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
It's interesting because the angle that I'm looking at of
Schnitzer I can't see.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
I can only see the side.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
So wait, and once he turns his head, we'll be
able to see the full effect of the reversler. Smitser's
starting to laugh now getting to this, this part is
actually taking longer than Yeah, trimming the entire beard, that
went very quickly. Now I guess we're into a little

(01:35:34):
more precise.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
This is where we're going to screw it up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
We I think we could have done the other part,
but this is where we're gonna do terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Is it done? All right? Let me let me switch.
You can go a little board detail, but.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
I think we got to trim up the lips, trim
up the I agree, yeah, yeah, it looks now like
a a special needs wallrust right now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Because it's.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
Why see what you get rubber?

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
I hope it's a penis. I really want somebody to
get half a face. I think that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
All right, No, there we go right into the camera, there, Schnitzer,
and the looks straight.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Do you think we need to shave down there? Yeah,
it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Let me see shave down the middle even like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
You wanted to be. There we go. Yeah, sounds scary. Okay,
what is this device?

Speaker 14 (01:36:53):
It saveroil? Okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Part of the list. Here we go. Here's a text message.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
I love how you invite the barber to come help
you out, and then you disparage his profession.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Really, how did I disparage his profession? If he could
learn it in an hour?

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Well, look, I think even he would probably admit that
you don't need all of that training for you know, however,
many hundreds of hours, eighteen hundred hours or whatever. It was,
all right, Snitzer, let's see the final result there?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
It is nice? Good? Yeah, Yeah, that's something. All right.
You could have gone a lot worse. Charlie. Guess who's
up next? I believe, yeah, Charlie, And yeah, we're gonna
save that hair if we could please.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Oh, he still had where got to get rid of
the neck hair there where it was underneath the cape.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Oh wow, Smith can easily walk around with this, it's
not too embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Yeah, And it's kind of going to grow in so fast.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
In a way, it's almost because of the shadow of
not saying he has a big nose, but the shadow
of the nose kind of fills in where the skin
is missing. To really, from a distance, you really don't
even notice that he's missing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
The middle part of his mustache. You can walk down
the street. You wouldn't notice it for sure, even from
the part box.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Your wife is gonna like this, Schnitz seriously. I mean,
I don't know about the part missing from the middle,
but I.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
Not a bad look for is why this is probably
gonna grease up the pounque Jesus Jeffrey, What you're lucky
sniffered in hearing say that? Dude, what I'm saying? What's
she gonna grease enough with.

Speaker 4 (01:39:04):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
No, I'm gonna say, Uh, she couldn't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
I don't know, she couldn't want to, like get the
sheets with them to say that's good?

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Is that why you are you turned on by Snitcher's look.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
No, I just think he looks presentable. I think it's
gonna make his wife forny. Oh okay, all right, all right,
Charlie's coming in.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
He's nothing. Did you hear what he said about your wife? Oh,
he's gonna she's gonna be turned on. When to grease
up her poon?

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Tang? I know, Lou says, Anthony looks old. He looks younger,
Yes he does, Yeah, way younger. That took fifteen years
off of Snitcher. I agree, it looks forty.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Jeffrey's Health Insurance wants to know how long are you
guys wearing this? It has to be until after the
company Christmas party?

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Correct? Next week? Yeah, next week? Because the Wednesday is
the company Christmas party? All right? I remember?

Speaker 8 (01:39:57):
Are we gonna get proof that you were out and
about with your beard trimmed up like this? We need
at least one photo of you in the store, at
a party, whatever, at the doctor's office.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
All right, let me see here he does? What's that?
Who can't hear? Who can't here? I can't? Oh? Yeah,
let's see fine? Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
All right, Charlie, you what are what's the what is
the design you want the least? Which one makes you
the most nervous?

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Half face?

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
I think because that everybody's gonna look awful, Kim scrap.
I'm just gonna have this, really, I can't. I can
grow so little. A lot of it won't really show
up for me. Nothing but next also going to be terrible?
Is it's just that? Yeah, it looks awful. The penis,
I don't think I can pull off a penis.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
You don't have enough hair make a penis once.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
I'm really hope I get John Waters. I think that'll
be It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
That could be your look. That could be my new look.
I can be wanting to try it. So all right,
so what are you going to spend for? First?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Who does it? I'm gonna spend for the hair.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
I almost feel like Jay should just do all of them,
because that's okay about it?

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
I think I think that's a good plan. Actually, uh,
and then he's here, Okay, he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
It's could take us an hour to do each all right,
all right, we're just picking with Jay?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Then sure, okay, go ahead and spin the wheel and
here we go, Jay, It just says Jay al right.
Well that's because it was nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
But all right, let's get a before picture of Charlie,
our fart artist sound effects master.

Speaker 8 (01:41:55):
So glad he got that one because he does have
at least a decent.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Amount of nets care.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Yeah, douji, maybe you can.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
I can get another pair of wireless headphones if we
need those.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
That's fine, okay, headphones, position do this?

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
There you go? Perfect? All right, he's getting caped up
here and it's nothing. This one actually really.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
Sucks because that's this is the part that's been bothering
me that I've been wanting to get rid of.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
It is scratchy, yes, because it just growsn't so patchy
and awful? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
So is it gonna be a nice to find wine
right at the jaw line.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
As the finest we can get it? Okay?

Speaker 10 (01:42:41):
Yeah, you know it's it's a little patchy, but we're
gonna relign it pretty much along the jaw everything underneath.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
What is the worst one on that thing? Which one
would you like? Just what would be the worst one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
To cut?

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Not to have to have them? Wonder what he thinks
is a professional? Like is the guy that takes his
hair serious? I would say that it's probably the one
you're getting right now.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
The worst. Now.

Speaker 10 (01:43:12):
Luckily you don't have a insane neck change the shape
of you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Yeah yeah, people just think you missed it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
Okay, all right, so sorry, so I'm not doing too bad, Okay,
all right, all right, here he goes he's getting started.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
Charlie, guy number two. We did no shave November. We didn't.
Oh yeah, we didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
We didn't shave our beards for the entire month of November.
We have a wheel that we are spinning and that
determines what facial hair we are shaving in. Jay is
a professional barber. He works at Black Cat barber Shop
on Detroit Road. He's in here doing the honors. He's
now getting very the fuck Charlie can't stop laughing as

(01:43:54):
he does that tackle that does having another man beiness.
I've never had that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
It's not moving. Nobody can marry You're not at like idiot.
Cape is growing at the crotch. What's caathic? Oh you
can't wait for you over. This is gonna be done
so fast because Charlie has no hair on his face,
so well, the mustache and everything is gonna go. Hell yeah,
I'm tired. Of looking at it. I have a molder.

(01:44:23):
Do you see that mole? Do you see that thing?
But barking? What happens if you hit that mold? Does
it start bleeding? No? No, Dad, no, But if I
end up with a razor, it could I could shave
it right off. You both never stop bleeding either.

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
Hitting the mustache now is the one part of like
my facial hair is not f gone?

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
All right? Good?

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
This will be the first time I seen Charlie got
a mustache in many many years.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
I remember I first came on the show. Charlie is
completely cleancheavn uh huh, baby faced? How you look so young?
Very young? A beat nick, You do look a lot
younger without that fing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
I guess having facial air just makes you look old,
doesn't it. Like my wife says, sometimes I grow my
beard out like it's very scraggly. It hasn't been trimmed
or anything. You know, it looks really bad right now.
But if I have a fuller beard, and then when
I trim it down to how I do like with
the clippers, and it's very very short, she's like, oh
my god, you look so much younger.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Like that looks awful. This is bringing me so much joy.
Why that you have to be tortured like monster. At
least my legs can be hidden my pants.

Speaker 13 (01:45:59):
All right too?

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
You leave the chins. No, no, it's coming, it's coming
down further there yet.

Speaker 4 (01:46:05):
You know we'll do it a little bit lower right there'll.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Yeah, this is a good look.

Speaker 16 (01:46:19):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
He might start a trend. Uh huh. You're going to
get that reverse chin strap rover and I'm gonna be so.

Speaker 11 (01:46:33):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
You look crazy. He looks so young. That's insane, almost
innocent and preppy. Besides a vic Yeah, it's a business
up top party at the net all right, there it is. Oh,

(01:46:55):
it wouldn't look terrible if you had actual hair, but
very you just this every time you do this, or
you're turning out just pumping out awful hair.

Speaker 4 (01:47:06):
Enough.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
The thing is, I don't get to do this. Nobody's
supid enough to come in and ask for something.

Speaker 10 (01:47:11):
Even you paid me and you asked for this, i'd
feel bad and I would feel obligated to talk you
out of it. But like when I'm coming in and
I'm just busting out here cuts for fun, whatever you
want is whatever you're.

Speaker 8 (01:47:21):
Getting, and it's like though, Yeah, minds look great.

Speaker 14 (01:47:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
And my thing is, I know I'm not gonna get
a complaint, so who cares? All right, I guess I am.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Next up, I have to spin the wheel, figure out
what style is coming, and then Jeffrey will follow that
up last.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
And remember, keep the hair if we can, please. They're
walking all over. That's all right, Well, that's all right,
that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
Better.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Our number is eight sixty six. You're over eight six
six nine six seven six eight three seven. We will
be right back on Rover's morning glory.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Hang on rovers morning glory. All right. We have Jay
who is a professional barber here to takeing care of
our facial hair after no shave November. I got all
these crazy designs on a wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
We've been spinning the wheel. Schnitzer got the reverse Hitler.
He's sporting it right now. Oh my god, look at
that Schnitzer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
We have chocolate Charlie. You got nothing but neck and
he grows it patchy facial hair. So it's not real thick.

Speaker 4 (01:48:34):
Field growth though, because if he's so clean up here
and then everything the old.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Face is shaved, but he's nothing on the neckline. Yeah,
and he keeps you.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
I can't stop lobbing his neck, Jason, You'll never stop
touching it comes off.

Speaker 3 (01:48:48):
Jay works at Black Cat barber Shop on Detroit Road.
I am going to be up next Jeffrey following up
with that, the fourth one to go before I step
over there and.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
Spin the wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
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Morning Glory hoodie. I have the very first one that
this is the first day I warrant, got it fresh
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Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
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Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
I got the very first test print and I'm wearing
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We've already sold out one a size. There are two
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(01:49:33):
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Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
They will all ship December eleventh. You'll have them in plenty,
plenty of time for the holidays to give gifts, to
have for the holidays or whatever. Pick it up at
roverradio dot com. Let me get over here, bye.

Speaker 3 (01:50:00):
All right, I'm gonna spin the with Somebody says, is
that wheel weighted? Because they all tend to be landing
around the same spot on the wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
And I don't think that it's.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
It's we just have a cheap ass wheel basically, and
we probably need to get a better wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:50:20):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
Let me get you have the wireless here, all right?
All right, I am going to spin the wheel here.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
We have just a quick recap of the designs that
we have for the facial hair still remaining.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
We got to take the one that that you got
nothing but neck is off of there. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
We have the half face that's shaving just half of
your face. We have the very thin John Waters. That's
the one that I don't want. That's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
That's the worst one.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
I'll tell you why, because I have such The more
I can cover up on my face, the better I was.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Okay that I do not look good.

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
I will say I used to date over many years
ago when we moved to Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
He was trying to get a job as a TV reporter,
and he removed all of his facial hair. It was sorry,
it was the worst thing I had ever.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
Seen on top.

Speaker 6 (01:51:22):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
It just looked like a giant peenis. He had a
little bit of fuzz up top, okay, and it was
I was scared. Do you remember that? It was not
a good look. It is not a good look.

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
When I came to the show, you had a regular
thing and go tee h.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
I And then I wasn't sure what we were going
to do.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
I haven't even well, maybe I have once in the
I don't maybe once in this thirty days at the beginning,
I think I shaved my head.

Speaker 1 (01:51:47):
But I've been growing my head hair out too. You have, yeah, yeah,
oh let's see it. Yeah, I was I want to
see okay, yeah, let me see here. What else do
we strap?

Speaker 3 (01:52:02):
The fu manchuw the chester a Arthur, that's the one
that Jeffrey actually leak wants.

Speaker 5 (01:52:07):
Yes, the Amish if I land on it, though, but
I've I have rocked that. I've tried to do that myself,
a whole Chester Arthur thing, but not to But what's
the limited success? The reverse chin strap, and that's the
that's gotta be. The penis, the penis venus the penis.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
How well do you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
Think Jay are professional barber? How defined could you actually
shape a penis into into somebody's face?

Speaker 10 (01:52:34):
I mean, it's not going to be the craziest detailed thing,
but you're definitely gonna be able to tell it's penis.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Okay, good, good, all right, gladly have him here at
doing this spin this wheel here, stand by? Okay, yeah,
I want what do you guys want for? I want
John Waters, I think because I said I didn't want
that one, and because it'll.

Speaker 4 (01:52:55):
Be the most shaved you've ever been. Half face, half face,
half ol half face is pretty poor tin trap? Yes,
oh okay, what that was that?

Speaker 13 (01:53:06):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
It's a screwed up Yeah, what is going on? This
is faulty. We got a faulty wheel. It's landed on
the same two every time it was it was a
little uh loose back there, I just tightened, okay, kind
of like you can't stop talking about Schnitzer's wife, Vagina ge.

(01:53:35):
All right, there we go. Whoa, Okay, broke up? I
broke the I don't know. All right, well now I'll
just go forever.

Speaker 8 (01:53:42):
Okay, good, it'll stop eventually in that big red arrow
will point to one.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
Yeah, Oh, here we go. Oh God, what is what this?
I feel there's something Roman's wheel? How does land on
the same two? I don't know. Do I need to
start from like a different one? Oh man, it's just
coming out. What do you do? Whose wheel is this?

(01:54:10):
Who was setting it up before the show?

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
Okay, I'll start here. Maybe you can make a difference. Ready,
don't just don't but it so hard? Yeah, much better?

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
Oh what is it?

Speaker 4 (01:54:21):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
Is it John Waters? Stop it? Stop it? You need
a reference picture? Or do you know the John Waters?
A super thing mustache? I don't want? Do you want?
I shouldn't have said anything. God, damn it. You put
it out there into the universe. He manifested. Here is

(01:54:46):
the John Waters. So I'll get a couple of different examples.
It is so thim. There you go, all right in
another example there, just in case. So good, I hear my.
I'm beginning to to speak with a lisp already, just
looking at that picture too.

Speaker 9 (01:55:04):
Going on vacation starting tomorrow. He has to go the
doctors today. They're gonna check my t cells. Yeah, let's
see that hair.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
You see what you're Okay? Here stand by.

Speaker 4 (01:55:20):
Let me take the Do you think just the having
the horseshoe will make him more creepyides? Do you think
the horses will adto the creepiness of the pencil? Okay, yeah, good, Okay,
there's a lot there still. Yeah, there's more than I
thought hair wise. All right, let you get your neck
trimmed up. That don't feel nice, won't it? That will

(01:55:40):
that is a bonus of this, for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:55:45):
I just said when him with no face hair is
not it's it's terrible, It's not. He looks so Yeah,
I'm right. He was excited for this. I think Snitcher's
nervous about it. I think is nervous, too nervous. I'm
like whatever I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:56:05):
But this.

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
Schnitzer was pacing in the studio. I would were.

Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
I think you'll have that growing out five the time
we come back from our holiday, Rachel, you should be
back to normal.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
Yeah, it's just gonna be a terrible month. I have
to go through the same thing to grow.

Speaker 5 (01:56:23):
My hair out a month, uh, and then shave my
face completely.

Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
He's got he's gonna moving fast. He's already got half.

Speaker 1 (01:56:33):
Of the beard gone. There you go right up, there
right up to the whip. There we go. Look good.
I'm I'm interested. You look like with just a mustache,
that'll be fun to see. Okay, wow, that's familiar. Yeah,

(01:56:53):
little do look like Schnitzer, don't? Yes, you really do?
T you guys? Am I the only one that when
I'm getting a haircut or what, I close my eyes? Yeah?
Do you guys do that?

Speaker 3 (01:57:06):
Because I would always when I was a little kid,
I would get no.

Speaker 1 (01:57:09):
Then you can't see the hooters.

Speaker 10 (01:57:10):
Dude, I can tell everyone listening that when you're getting
your facial hair done.

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
Please close your eyes. Close your eyes at the barber. Please,
Oh you don't like just the guy's staring at you
right in the eyebooks. It's a female barbery. My eyes
wide open.

Speaker 10 (01:57:29):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
They When I was a little kid, I think I
got a piece of hair flicked up and or like down.
You know, they're cutting your hair, and it went right
in my eye. Oh all right, you're just about it.
Just mustache. Now, so let's take a gander at this.

Speaker 1 (01:57:42):
Oh wow, you look good. That's not about a cop.
Yeah you're a cop too. That's not a bad mustache.

Speaker 6 (01:57:48):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
Does everybody with that kind of mustache look like a cop?

Speaker 14 (01:57:51):
Yes, yeah, it's the automatic coph well, especially if they
don't have hair.

Speaker 4 (01:57:57):
Yeah, and if I really was a cop, you put
your hands to do that, you, Charlie, he's a cop
in a pornow. Yes, that's the kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:58:09):
Cuffs charges on you. Right now, the real work starts.
That is weird looking look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:58:18):
We can get this, okay, and if we if you
overdo it, can we just use like an eyebrow pencil
or and kind of draw it in?

Speaker 1 (01:58:25):
Is that fine? Yeah? So no risk?

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
Okay, I'm quite sure she has a couple of eyebrow
pencils handy, Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
An extra must fash.

Speaker 8 (01:58:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:58:50):
Talking to a microphone all right, So still just a mustache,
all right, eyes trimmed up or over the lift? Here? Answer?
What movies has John Waters? Dumb pink flamingos? Nothing that
Rover's probably ever seen? Right, there's one?

Speaker 14 (01:59:13):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:59:13):
Don't Was it a babysitter one? Did she do?

Speaker 10 (01:59:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
He did in his own serial? Mom, your mom?

Speaker 4 (01:59:19):
That's that was like a I think an actual one
that people watch cry baby hair spray.

Speaker 1 (01:59:25):
Oh yeah, hairspray, cry Baby. I don't think i've seen
any of those movies. What the hell are all those
packer cry babies with Johnny depp.

Speaker 4 (01:59:34):
Y ceial mom was actually I remember that being an
HBO a lot growing up. But they're all Really, who
is the main person he had in the movies all
the time?

Speaker 1 (01:59:44):
Since the drag queen? Oh divine, divine? Does she eat
turd cinna in one of them?

Speaker 4 (01:59:52):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Yeah, she eats actual dog crap. I think that was
his thing. Just oh yeah, look at this, it's got
real thin.

Speaker 8 (02:00:00):
I love it because Jay is in between Rover and me,
so I cannot space at all. Oh yes, until it's done.
Then it's gonna make me sneeze.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
Get it out of your systems.

Speaker 4 (02:00:21):
A lot of texts coming in saying that now that
the facial hair is removed, he's starting to look like
somebody else, you know, somebody that you know too, Dougie.
It's interesting, almost like the beard was covering up some
sort of hidden DNA. Yes, and that's when that's right

(02:00:45):
when rovers started growing the beard.

Speaker 1 (02:00:47):
He's looking more feminine. Yes. M hm, oh god, oh god,
do people ever come in? Didn't get this? People didn't
have first time for this?

Speaker 3 (02:01:03):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
Any of these so far the reverse hiller. Nope, I
have done the amphirit. Oh yeah, okay, not not an
homage person. But did something happen to your barbershop?

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (02:01:18):
Someone drove through the front of it when about a
month ago. Wow, so they drunk, that's what you would think.
Apparently they said it was a road rage incident that
started downtown. They three cars were chasing each other down
down Superior, across the Viaduct Detroit.

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
They were going like eighty down down Detroit. The one
car intentionally hit another like the other on tea ball,
like on purpose maneuver.

Speaker 10 (02:01:43):
One of the cars was like an audio hit the
telephone pole bounced off and was totaled and like it
was probably two storefronts down and then the BMW went
straight into this to yours.

Speaker 1 (02:01:54):
So that was one of those things. I think it
was at four four in the morning. Oh okay something
nobody's there, but yeah, I know that. Like a week
later they ended up making the rest on the guy,
what are you laughing at them? Where they dude? It's
the facial expressions Rover has been making. What's that?

Speaker 4 (02:02:17):
What's this device? Oh that's just a brush? Okay, what's
this thing called? It was I thought it was familiar.
He doesn't use those. Oh yeah, oh talk about precision. Yeah,
I'm glad we're having him do all these because we
would have screwed this up.

Speaker 1 (02:02:37):
I would have cut a limb or something. If you want,
I can look. It's really your guys call it's center
much thinner. Yeah, you can't use the razor. Yeah, I
get the razor out. That's fine. I don't care about that.
I don't do you guys mind that. I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:02:52):
Yeah, we wanted to look just like that mustache. Oh wow, yeah,
well you see the lookout B two says, which she
sees that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:05):
What's going to happen? Do you think I'm no going
to ride this? John Waters right, I don't know what
ride the wave? This sounds creepy. Now what is it?

Speaker 4 (02:03:22):
You're putting some lotion on shaving jail. Oh okay, you're
about to cram something in there. He's about to take
a razor too late, was not, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (02:03:35):
He's good. He's going deeper in his bag of tricks.
I locked out. He only had one item for me. Yeah,
he's got to get to have a natchel like an
old school doctor's bag. Oh what the hell is this thing? Oh?
My good A straight razor? Yeah? Oh is it cool?

Speaker 14 (02:03:49):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:03:50):
I only had that once at a barber when I
was I was eleven in Denver, so this is like
twenty years ago, twenty five years ago. It made me
nervous with my neck and I'm like, well, this is
why we're gonna In my mind, I'm like, what if
the guy.

Speaker 1 (02:04:03):
Is like he's going through the forest.

Speaker 4 (02:04:05):
He said really disparaging things about it before he did,
and that his job is kind of worthless if anybody
could do it. That makes that makes me feel really
nervous before you put Oh he's okay, straight, Oh straight razor. Wow,
the scars make people look cool. Anyways, I've never done that,

(02:04:27):
and neither of I always looks so cool. Thought, is
he usually like a hot usually do like a hot
lather or is that just towel?

Speaker 1 (02:04:36):
Yeah, the hot ladd will do on the neck.

Speaker 10 (02:04:38):
The shaving gel just makes it easier because it's clear,
so anytime you're doing facial hair, you can actually see
where you're going.

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
Okay, that's smart.

Speaker 10 (02:04:44):
You know, the lather is obviously solid white, so once
you put it on, whatever's underneath it, you can't see
I love this.

Speaker 1 (02:04:51):
Oh no, it's it's really popping. It's really helped a
lot before.

Speaker 4 (02:04:57):
Yeah, we couldn't really see it as much now it's
he's looking real pedophile. He's deep in thought, like Jeffrey
over there.

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
Rubber, what do you have to do today? You said, doctors?
It's fantastic. Oh wow, it's about that is We're gonna
get with it.

Speaker 4 (02:05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
Do you think, Rubber, take the hat off. We're gonna
see the whole, the whole thing together. Oh yeah, with
the hat off, and it looks better, The whole look different. Yea,
so funny.

Speaker 8 (02:05:53):
Oh yeah, you gotta get Yeah, where the headphones were?
How long does it take you guys to grow the
beer back in? Would a month be sufficient to grow
something back?

Speaker 1 (02:06:10):
Where you plan in the next couple of days? Like,
are you gonna shave it off or just hope to
not leave the house?

Speaker 4 (02:06:20):
You look what you're you gonna shave it all down
to nothing and then start from scratcher.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
You got a nice base going, you'll keep the base.

Speaker 3 (02:06:28):
I have so much hair in my mouth right now,
I don't know whether to spit or to swap.

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
I think John Waters has the same question a lot.
What was you asking? What plan?

Speaker 4 (02:06:45):
Like, once it's time to we're done with this, are
you going to grow it out to match the mustache
or are you going to shave it all down to
nothing and start I.

Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
Probably you start growing it out and then trimmed to
I think grow everything out and then and then trim
the mustards down to match everything.

Speaker 4 (02:07:04):
Wow, looks good. Oh yeah, you still got some more
of the neck hair. Well, DL is something next?

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
Guess he is last one. Finally, what are you? What
are you evering? What are you hoping for? What do
you not want?

Speaker 5 (02:07:28):
Sure as they don't want the one where it wraps
around the room of your head, Well, we don't have that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:33):
We don't have that one, okay, So any other ones
you don't want? The penis ones? Of course the penis Okay,
that makes sense. Which one do you want? Either the
regular chin strap or a Chester Arthur? Okay? I you
know I I those are two I've tried before.

Speaker 7 (02:07:51):
So there's an actor Miller's crossing. I'm not sure if
you're familiar with that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:56):
I'm not. I'm not sure who that is? You got guy? Whoever?
This guy is? This guy is an actor like a
bunch of movies. But Miller's crossing. It looks just like
Sean Connery back in the day. Can I go to
Shan conyf very he looks so different? How you feel?

(02:08:27):
You look very distinguished? Oh God, I missed a spot.
Or maybe that's just start. Don't blame it on him. Yeah,
it's just maybe it's just yeah, just clippers.

Speaker 4 (02:08:49):
Your hat off.

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
I like the whole look as a whole. All right,
I do have to take a break. We're down the
one last guy. I didn't hear what he was afraid of.

Speaker 4 (02:09:00):
And what he wants because I had thoughts chests, Ray
Arthur or chin strap. He does not want the penis? Okay, face?

Speaker 1 (02:09:07):
Would you rather a penis or half face? Honestly? Honestly neither?
Would you rather for half face?

Speaker 5 (02:09:19):
I think the penis because I think I can conceal it.
You want, because I'm just gonna shave it off right away.
I ain't waiting around.

Speaker 17 (02:09:34):
No, you do that, you get a punishment. Oh, absolutely,
keep it for a couple of days. Yeah, we're till
probably what at the end of December. I think we said, right,
I think you said, you guys going to keep him
to a Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
Okay, New Year, new you. Yeah right. I think once
you go on break, it's coming off. That's all I
got to say about that.

Speaker 3 (02:09:56):
All right, Angela says poor Rover. He is the I
guess egghead, I look younger off. The whole look together
is really key. I've got to take a break.

Speaker 1 (02:10:11):
We'll be right back on Rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (02:10:13):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
These rovers morning Glory. Yeah. I don't like this look.
I just went in the bathroom and I was looking
at my swimming mare. This is not a good look.
It's a fantastic one. Yes, really bad.

Speaker 3 (02:10:34):
It looks professionally dumb though. I mean it looks really
I think it looks good. It's a little lopsided, I
would notice. Yeah, yeah on one side, what's that?

Speaker 1 (02:10:47):
What's that? Jay? Oh on?

Speaker 10 (02:10:49):
I was gonna say, staring at it over here, it's
slightly yeah, ex because we're going very quickly, yes day.

Speaker 1 (02:10:54):
So yes, you're not meant to look good.

Speaker 6 (02:10:56):
I'm glad that you chose him to stay, because there's
no way any of us.

Speaker 1 (02:11:00):
Oh you would have done nothing up and shaved it off.
You would have loucked out. Yeah, very lucky.

Speaker 3 (02:11:05):
Jay is our professional barber, he works at Black Cat
barber Shop on Detroit Road. I was getting my my
John Waters mustache when you were telling this story. So
some sort of road rage incident led to somebody crashing
into this barber shop.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Are they back open or is it still shut down?

Speaker 10 (02:11:21):
So we were Actually that happened on a Saturday, so
we were we just wrapped up for the week. Happened
at four in the morning, so we're off Sundays and Mondays.
So they were able to get up there that night
and get everything boarded up and we were still were. So,
I mean there's some structural damage to like the actual windows.
We have like a one of like the window displaces

(02:11:43):
that kind of like hop out a little bit and
then the doorway sunk it in a little bit. Yeah,
so the actual structure that holds the window is damaged.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
So did you say they did catch there? There? They
have the people, I mean there was a car.

Speaker 3 (02:11:55):
Must have been a car inside of that, all right,
So they have that, they got they have all the
parties involved or so we only know.

Speaker 10 (02:12:02):
What the detectives have told us as of like a
month ago. After that, I kind of stopped asking because
I told the story a million times. Yeah, as of
right now, I know they arrested one guy and that
was the guy who initiated the accident.

Speaker 3 (02:12:15):
All right, well, Jeffrey, are you ready to step into
our barbershop here?

Speaker 8 (02:12:22):
And also, yikes, okay, he was happy when you were
getting yours done rover.

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
Now he's not so happy.

Speaker 8 (02:12:32):
Yeah, little by little the more he saw your come out, Yeah,
he was like, oh no, he's getting freaked out in here.

Speaker 3 (02:12:38):
All right, Jeffrey, which one? I also have my headphones off?
Which one are you afraid of getting? You don't want
the you don't want you said you want the penis
over the half face?

Speaker 1 (02:12:50):
Yeah, I don't know where the wireless mike did I?
I don't know did I take that? There? It is? Okay?
Oh you he wants the penis over the half face? Yes,
so you guys you said you said which you guys
pulled me one of those? Whichever's on me? But those
are the two I'm afraid of, probably the most.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
Okay, all right, well let's see here. What is did
you remove the John Waters from the wheel?

Speaker 1 (02:13:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:13:13):
All right, Jeffrey, So what I want you to do?
Hold on to that base and give this give this
wheel a good spin. Well, see what it lands on.
That's all right, It's okay, keep spinning, don't.

Speaker 4 (02:13:31):
He's not being penish, Yeah, just let it just spin
it and then okay, right, falls up, falls off.

Speaker 1 (02:13:41):
It's fine. Okay, here it goes spinning, let it let
it go. And it landed on chin chin trappers. It
is chin trap.

Speaker 5 (02:13:54):
Yeah, okay, he likes that this is and this is
one I've tried myself, so nomous.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
I am sure you might want the penis. Let's try
it again. I'm going uh no, No, it's it's it's
a landed on chin strap. That's what I'm getting.

Speaker 3 (02:14:11):
You're not changing it. You're not pulling a scrap on it.
Does that actually count? Because you didn't have the little
stopper thing I.

Speaker 1 (02:14:18):
Was gonna come off anyway, So he did not put
mine back on again. Stick the stopper on there. We
didn't even hear the wheels. Okay, you guys, I know
what you guys are trying to trying to do anything.
I'm trying to get a legitimate spin.

Speaker 3 (02:14:32):
You can't disqualify yourself with the stopper coming out of
the wheel.

Speaker 1 (02:14:35):
Alright, he's putting the stopper back in there hard? What happened?
Off again? How did that follow?

Speaker 4 (02:14:44):
Guess we just have to count whatever. They fixed this
hold on? So fix the stopper thrower fixed it and
it worked fine?

Speaker 1 (02:14:54):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 5 (02:14:58):
What happened that?

Speaker 1 (02:14:59):
Our best minds out of here? Okay, all right, you
get that on that? How many people does it take?

Speaker 6 (02:15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:15:06):
Man, it's really loose. Actually, okay, you just hold it? Over?
Does he spends it? I might throw his shoulder out
if he holds it.

Speaker 4 (02:15:14):
Okay, that should work, all right, Jeffrey, don't spend it
too hard though, don't go nuts?

Speaker 1 (02:15:20):
All right, and here we go. It didn't work? All right?

Speaker 8 (02:15:26):
Well, well this has spend it one week time? Do
we have any glue, super glow or tape? Even just
the tape would probably.

Speaker 1 (02:15:35):
Stand by? Uh? Well, Over, you were so strong when
you spun it. Yeah, I know, I finger strength. You're
gonna hold that, Charlie. That didn't work. It's gonna when
that hit your fingers if you're holding it. How about

(02:15:58):
even a piece of paper? All right, let's try this
one is gonna count right? Yeah, it's that's all right,
all right, this is gonna cut this?

Speaker 4 (02:16:11):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (02:16:12):
All right? Here we go. Spin that wheel, all right,
let's see. Okay, here we go. Don't don't touch it, God,
don't touch it. Here it's spinning, spinning, spinning, and it lands.
All right? Official? Does he want you want to test?

(02:16:33):
I think you want the chest?

Speaker 14 (02:16:35):
R Arthur.

Speaker 1 (02:16:35):
You always try to inch you like the flu macho?
Okay you are talk about getting the chest. I've tried.
I've tried to fooch before work. It's a mutton shop.
It's a mustache. That'd be pretty cool. I already have
you want the chester, Arthur? You just wanted one. Hey hey,

(02:16:58):
the wheel stopped on the food man shoes. So I
play by the rules. All right, okay, that's fine, all right.
I'm surprised he doesn't want to try something new. Yeah, okay,
here he goes getting getting in the barber chair. He's
got his cape on now getting getting sure.

Speaker 8 (02:17:17):
I don't want to try something different, like you'thing different?

Speaker 1 (02:17:21):
When's the next time you're ever going to have a
professional du it? Yeah, you're the only guy who gets
to shoes what he wants and are honest and get
the thing.

Speaker 5 (02:17:29):
Do like I said, Charlie, he's a rule guy and
spincer spun the wheel and let it on the hairstyle.

Speaker 1 (02:17:38):
So I just made a new rule. What is it
that he gets the chester a Arthur? I don't see.

Speaker 4 (02:17:44):
See the only reason I know of the chest Ray
Arthur is because Jeffrey himself has been talking about getting
for a decade.

Speaker 1 (02:17:50):
He's been wanting this hair for a decade. We finally
have a professional in here that could give it to him.

Speaker 8 (02:17:55):
Yeah, and all of a sudden, no, I doesn't want
to question. The kin strap and the food man too.
Are basically put those together and that's the chester Arthur.

Speaker 1 (02:18:05):
H what do you think about that? Since she spawns whice,
she got the chin strap and the chest ray, the
chin strap and the foud Man show right, cool guy.
So if you do both of those together, that is
the chest Ray Arthur.

Speaker 3 (02:18:21):
It would be sorry, yeah, okay, yeah, cheshone.

Speaker 1 (02:18:26):
But Crystal keeps talking about hot. It would look the
chester a Arthur. Don't know if it's hot in this
room or if I just think it's hot. He has
no headphones, can't he?

Speaker 10 (02:18:33):
Do?

Speaker 1 (02:18:33):
You go ask?

Speaker 4 (02:18:34):
Go ask Ashley the saleswoman what her favorite kind of
beard hair. No, Ashley the sales girl just texted in
and ask to confirm exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:18:47):
No, no you're no, no, no, she doesn't know. Okay,
doesn't have gotta come back in whatever. Okay, oh wow,
she just said the Chester a Arthur something that I
was explaining my two favorites I've tried before. Alright Chester,

(02:19:11):
she said, yeah, yep, okay, all right, she likes that.

Speaker 3 (02:19:15):
Yeah, she's always wanted to date someone with the Chester
Arthur beard.

Speaker 1 (02:19:21):
Are you ready, Jesfrey? Okay, here we go, Yeah, yeah,
why not. It's very strange he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (02:19:30):
Want He's like, look up a little bit because he's
been mentioning this for how long is a decade?

Speaker 1 (02:19:35):
Yeah? Forever?

Speaker 4 (02:19:36):
Like you forget that was a president, you know, yes,
And because he would mention Chester ray Arthur and I'd go,
who's that?

Speaker 1 (02:19:41):
I don't even know who that is?

Speaker 4 (02:19:43):
And we looked him up and we're like, oh, that's
I wouldn't know what his beard looked like, her as
mustache or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (02:19:48):
But it's very topical because that that new show came out, Yeah,
Death by Lightning about James Garfield as Chester Earther was
his vice president. Oh is that a good show? Somebody
said that's a good show, sup, yeah, funny. Yeah, because
Chance Arthur still has a show in that. He's really funny.
He's a drunk who plays him. Oh yeah, he is

(02:20:09):
in the show.

Speaker 3 (02:20:10):
Somebody says the barber should perhaps be wearing rubber gloves,
but oh hey, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:20:15):
That's his tasty right now. I'm glad I went first.
Who's coming out of this the worst?

Speaker 3 (02:20:27):
Me?

Speaker 1 (02:20:29):
Look at this ridiculous neck?

Speaker 8 (02:20:31):
But you can't even tell when Charlie comes up to
you starts talking to you so bad, I'm like, fine,
Charlie has no hair down the middle, almost kind of
like you.

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
Rovers so has this weird racing streak, Lae.

Speaker 3 (02:20:49):
Is that common that guys just don't have hairr there?
It's weird, Jenny. Is it common that people are missing
part of their beard? Yeah, I mean it's one of
I feel like everybody. They don't notice it on other
people as much as you know they notice it on themselves.

Speaker 10 (02:21:08):
Yeah, but I feel like everybody, you know, I'd say
a good amount of people have weaker spots of their
beard that maybe.

Speaker 1 (02:21:14):
Someone else want to notice that. I've seen, you know,
a decent amount of people that.

Speaker 10 (02:21:18):
Beard who's beard is growing up to his eyeballs. That's
actually a very rare thing. It's one of those things
like it happens like it's not I wouldn't you know,
be jaw dropped if someone walks into the barber shop
like that.

Speaker 1 (02:21:30):
But it's not a common is it?

Speaker 3 (02:21:31):
What is it signify he's part wolf or raised by wolves?
Chickens all right, back to the cutting hair, and Kyle says,
does Jeffrey have a bald spot on the top of
his head.

Speaker 1 (02:21:50):
All the time? But once a week somebody else it's
headphones are just sitting there and.

Speaker 8 (02:21:55):
He pushes it forward. So then you get that little
pompadoor in the front and he's pushing all the hair down.

Speaker 1 (02:22:00):
He is very thick, he has nice He can do
almost any style. The beard grows all over the face
like a werewolf. Doctor Finger says, Jeffrey could do beard
modeling for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:22:18):
Yeah, he's a Jeffery is a good looking guy. I
mean said this, Why are you giving a dirty look there?

Speaker 1 (02:22:28):
He's a good looking guy. If he would keep up
his appearances, he would be a very good looking guy. Right.

Speaker 8 (02:22:38):
Oh, and he's been showing me some of these AI
videos he's been making. Looks really good. In those videos.

Speaker 1 (02:22:44):
What's he doing in the videos? Oh, an assortment of things.

Speaker 8 (02:22:47):
The latest one Mary Elizabeth wanted to see him as
a doctor, So maybe they should role play at home.

Speaker 1 (02:22:53):
That is just that would be great for us taxpayers.

Speaker 3 (02:22:56):
If Jeffrey was a doctor himself, we could stop sending
her to the hospital every week.

Speaker 1 (02:23:02):
It's actually starting to look good. Jeffrey talks about the
same amount and the barber series that he does during
the show, which is not at all.

Speaker 8 (02:23:11):
It is I.

Speaker 1 (02:23:12):
I mean, he I'm trying to I don't want to
break his concentration. And you're good.

Speaker 5 (02:23:18):
So okay, said, I've tried just the first time I've
actually had this done up by a professional. I try
doing it myself where I would try to shave the
whole like lace lace, try to.

Speaker 1 (02:23:28):
Shave the quarter here and try to bring it down
like like a a perfect angle. I we're gonna do
it today, all right. Does he normally talk at the
barber I wonder conversations.

Speaker 3 (02:23:40):
This guy doesn't stop talking until he gets on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:23:43):
But yes, he have to talk to anybody. Yeah, you
listen to want to go? Yeah, I gotta I gotta
hurry up and get my beard shaved because I gotta
go out to my radio job. I have an appearance later.

Speaker 5 (02:23:53):
Real funny, I've not done any appearances in probably since
pre pandemic.

Speaker 1 (02:23:57):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:24:01):
Jay is our professional barber. He's doing Jeffrey who's in
the chair right now, the Chester a Arthur Charlie. You're
regretting the getting the neck hair only, But it's if
you look at me, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (02:24:14):
Aren't you happy that you? I said, I would rather
have that. At least it's a styled look. I still
feel like a mess.

Speaker 4 (02:24:20):
That's the problem is I felt like a mess for
the last month, and at least yours looks on purpose
snincer you have, so I forgot what Stince even looks like.

Speaker 1 (02:24:30):
Hitler remembers, and you're lucky you've got the reverse.

Speaker 4 (02:24:39):
Hitler, because if you've got the Hitler that you actually
would kind of look he kind of would actually look
like him, to be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (02:24:46):
With that little and Rachel in sales, she goes, I
went out, she was looking at it. She goes, you
look like Hitler. Why why do I look like Hitler?
I don't have a Hitler mustache. I don't know what She's.

Speaker 4 (02:24:57):
Popular I think this is a popular mustache for like
the twin or something, right, I think so?

Speaker 1 (02:25:02):
Yeah, does he have the straight razor out now?

Speaker 3 (02:25:06):
Yes, he's straight razoring jeffries where it comes down from
his eyeball so that he has a Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:25:14):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 5 (02:25:15):
Yep, he's yeah, this is the part I try to
shave off and try and make it look symmetrical.

Speaker 1 (02:25:19):
Well, he's doing it now for you. It's going to
look good. I can tell it's.

Speaker 4 (02:25:22):
Already looking really good. I like this look actually for
him in just a little Are you saying just what
he has right now or what the end.

Speaker 1 (02:25:31):
Results it started? Look? It looks madly. I don't know.
It looks really good style like a lumberjack. Yeah, I
remember why saying it's beautiful. As she said, I could
have been a hair model.

Speaker 3 (02:25:40):
Yeah, all right, Now he's getting his chin shave because
the Chester a Arthur is essentially mutton chops that go
into a must we pull.

Speaker 18 (02:25:59):
Up a pick of Chester, I'll pull another one. Yeah,
all right, So that's the look that Jeffery is going for.

Speaker 1 (02:26:10):
It is isn't that weird?

Speaker 3 (02:26:11):
Like if you think about that, you look at that
when I'm sure when he had this photo taken like
this is this is.

Speaker 1 (02:26:18):
A style like this is this is the best you're
going to look like this was, and you only got
like one picture.

Speaker 4 (02:26:24):
Yeah, so they're like, this is gotta look good. He
thinks he's got that that crap on, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:26:29):
He looks weird. Howse styles changed, thankfully? God, do you
remember the the Christmas Story? There was a movie there
was a guy that had a very similar beers oule
like this. He's the guy that.

Speaker 5 (02:26:48):
Tells Ralph ral he goes, he goes, what are you
doing here? Robab He goes, oh, we're here, and he goes, well,
line's back down away and so so that's the only
other I don't remember the actress name. Okay, but it
was that particular scene.

Speaker 1 (02:27:01):
Okay, I love that scene. Uh, somebody sent a photo
slim anything down? Do we want to bring down the
bring it down a bit? I mean, do you want
to bring it lower in this way? Do you think?

Speaker 3 (02:27:14):
Yeah, I need to really to sort of match the
corner of the mustache, make.

Speaker 4 (02:27:22):
It match the corner of the mustard. Okay, here I
got a picture of Chester up over here, I mean longer. No,
it is the same one.

Speaker 3 (02:27:29):
Okay, somebody sent a picture speaking of pictures, and they
said that I look like a d C Comics character,
which one one of the villains.

Speaker 1 (02:27:40):
I'm the only after this chapter.

Speaker 3 (02:27:55):
And Charlie just walked out to say anything fun all like, no,
put this picture up. Snit's egghead from I guess is
this from the Batman TV shower?

Speaker 1 (02:28:10):
So let me see here stand by. I've never heard
of egghead. I haven't either. But did you get that
snitz that email sent it? Oh? I got old? Yeah,
here s your mustache. Here's mustache. Shohn Waters is teep

(02:28:34):
Bhamy I called Waters. Okay, that's funny. When I go
lower on the choppers, what do you think? All right,
what do you think? Charlie looks good. That's the pro.
So maybe this cut off some of this.

Speaker 4 (02:28:53):
Is if you could just look at it, I'll just
save that actual Wow, real Marbury's pants he's given.

Speaker 1 (02:29:02):
Yeah, he's gonna temple, he would type, is real Barber? Well,
that's true. It looks like Hugh Jackman. It look worse.
Can you get some lightning bolts into there? Would he
looks like Hugh Jasmin.

Speaker 4 (02:29:23):
Big bubble? But but yeah, yeah, I've never heard of
this egg head man, but I think it is it
from Batman.

Speaker 8 (02:29:35):
And Harley Quinn hangs out with egg Man in the comics.
Oh okay, egg Man or egg hack. He's an egg
he is an egg?

Speaker 4 (02:29:46):
Yeah, here is let me see. I think there was
an egg man in the John Waters movie too. I
think he was that's interesting seating eggs all looks so good. Yeah,
and yah was the man.

Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
That's Kevin Smith.

Speaker 3 (02:30:05):
Tray Deck says, Holly crap, you look just like Vincent Price.
Although the conspiracy theories are starting to roll in. I
just sent Schnitzer another picture that someone sent in and
they say that they they put two photos side by side,
and they say they see a resemblance here.

Speaker 1 (02:30:23):
Just random photos. I guess off the off the internet.
I guess all right, Jeffrey, what do you think we're
going to clean up the net here?

Speaker 4 (02:30:34):
What do you what?

Speaker 8 (02:30:35):
Do you like? This?

Speaker 1 (02:30:36):
Awesome? He's the only one.

Speaker 8 (02:30:42):
He's backfired, and he said he's gonna save it off
right away.

Speaker 4 (02:30:47):
You got to keep this down because now you got
the blueprint, you can save it every day.

Speaker 1 (02:30:51):
This is your keep it up, this is your style,
this is your look. Now everyone needs a signature. Look,
this is yours exactly do this on my own. Well,
now you've already know that it's going you can you
just every week.

Speaker 3 (02:31:04):
You just keep it, keep shaving, so now you know
where it is and you just shave off as it
grows in and he stubble.

Speaker 1 (02:31:11):
It appears he nice, nice, All right, good Jock, jeff
and jaybody all right, now we have just go ahead,
step right through all that hair over there after for
him after Jeffrey. Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:31:35):
Jay is from Black Cat Barbershop there on Detroit Road
and Gordon Square.

Speaker 1 (02:31:42):
You can follow him on Instagram. What's your Instagram handle?
It's actually on the Cape.

Speaker 3 (02:31:46):
It's Marshall Lathers, Marshall Lathers, Marshall Underscore lathers and then
another Underscore. Yes, uh, and you can follow him there.
I appreciate you coming in. And what do you do
you go into the barber shop today? How many people
you'd normally do on today?

Speaker 10 (02:32:04):
It really depends on how many your hair and how
many your like hair and beard. Typically, I'd say it's
anyway from about eleven to fifteen.

Speaker 3 (02:32:11):
Do you are you an employee of the place or
are you like an independent contract or out of those,
we're all.

Speaker 10 (02:32:16):
Independent contractors, so we just pay a booth rent. So
I say, you know there's no requirement on hours, right,
And what made you decide to become a barber? I
was CNC machinists before, and then you figured I could
just do this on hair. Well, you know the thing
is it's both removing material to make something look better. Yeah,
the same concept, but one I felt like when I
was sitting in the factory every day, I just couldn't

(02:32:38):
not see myself doing that every day for the rest
of my life.

Speaker 1 (02:32:41):
You know.

Speaker 10 (02:32:41):
It was a great experience while I was there, but
like the more I thought about being fifty years old
and there, the more I could why because you are
you just not talking with You're not in what it is.
It's a little bit of everything. I mean, it's the
environment of just I mean, when you're in manufacturing a
lot of the time. And don't get me wrong, obviously
manufacturing is going to be great for a lot of people,
but I felt like a number you know, it doesn't

(02:33:02):
matter who I am or what I'm doing. All I
got to do is come in and make money for
the big man. And if I'm going to go in
and bust my ass for anybody. I'm going to go
in and do it for myself.

Speaker 1 (02:33:09):
Mm hm. So you know, it was one of those
things that are you making more money as a barber
than you were?

Speaker 10 (02:33:15):
Oh yes, oh yeah, I mean you're gonna it tastes
time to get there, especially when you're doing things independently.
You know, obviously you're going to be at a shop,
and a shop's always going to help, but in the
end of the day, it's not the shop's responsibility to
put someone in your chair. Obviously, you benefit from being
at a shop because it is a place that people
can walk into, but like it's not the shop's job
to feed you. You know, obviously there's going to be

(02:33:37):
if you're at a good shop, you are going to
get some trickle in because of the shop, But you
know you have to go out. Yeah, And that's what
I that's what I like about the career. If you know,
if I make what I want, it's my fault, and
if I don't, it's my fault. So like at the
end of the day, I get to go home and
I get to sit with myself and whether I win
or lose, it's my fault.

Speaker 1 (02:33:53):
What is just tattoo you have on your neck?

Speaker 13 (02:33:55):
Here?

Speaker 1 (02:33:55):
This is which one the grow? I mean, it's it's
all it's hard to defy. Okay, So that's actually that's
just is that writing or what is so? From a
calligraphist down to Dayton his name's big MEAs on Instagram.
He's awesome, dude. But uh, just king of nothing and
king of nothing.

Speaker 10 (02:34:14):
So it's actually it's from a band of Blood for
Blood okay, my favorite. But the line is I'd rather
be a king of nothing than a servant in a
six society and it kind of falls into the same
realms of like, I'd rather be the king of my
own thing, even if it is nothing, then be a
servant near castle.

Speaker 3 (02:34:30):
Any that's why you had to get out of the factory.
And then what's this other thing on your neck? Oh
that's a crow, I'll crow, okay, I gotcha, all right?

Speaker 1 (02:34:37):
And what is that? Why why get a giant crow
on the neck? Looks sweet? All right? I asked the guy.

Speaker 3 (02:34:44):
This guy at one time he had this huge I'm
talking this huge ass eagle. I mean the thing was huge,
and I'm like, so, why'd you get that eagle on
your on your and he was so offended that I
it was like he was offended that. I asked, I'm like,
if you're gonna put a gigantic tattoo on you, some
someone's gonn.

Speaker 1 (02:35:00):
Ask her, why did you decide to get that?

Speaker 3 (02:35:02):
He answer it, No, yeah, I don't know. Maybe maybe
I asked it in a weird way or something. I
don't know, but all right, uh, Jay, well thank you,
I appreciate it. Probably he did great work, even though
I looked like a complete tool.

Speaker 1 (02:35:18):
Leg his foot. Oh oh yeah, wait a second. Oh,
I kind of liked that idea because I will get
Crystal's water friend very angry. What do you think Crystal's legs?
Oh boy, Charlie, do you have any idea? No idea.

Speaker 4 (02:35:33):
She's been she's been itching to show me and Jeffrey
because she's like, these things just look so gross.

Speaker 1 (02:35:37):
And I said, well, wait, I've gotta wait till we
see him on air. Do we have to shave a
penis into her legs? Since nobody got a penis? Do
we shave her legs except we leave a hairy penis
r on the thigh. I wonder if it would work
with as much hair as it your Puerto Rican legs girl,
probably if your legs are as thick as Jeffrey's bear. No,

(02:35:58):
not near that.

Speaker 3 (02:36:01):
All right, let me take a quick break. How would
you even do that if you shaved the penis on tour?

Speaker 6 (02:36:06):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:36:06):
Would you trace the penis out and then shave all
the way around that? Easy? Uh huh? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:36:11):
And and you it sounds like you were almost begging
Jay to shave you a lot. Yeah, she wants, Yes,
she does. Oh, I hope Skinny doesn't here today's show.
I've got to take a break. Stick around Jay and
you can feel up Crystal our phone screener. In just
a second, we'll be right back on Rovery's Morning Glory.

Speaker 1 (02:36:31):
Hang on now, back to rovers Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (02:36:48):
All right.

Speaker 3 (02:36:48):
Jay was doing our facial hair today after no shave November.

Speaker 1 (02:36:51):
He's a professional barber.

Speaker 3 (02:36:52):
He came in and gave me the John Waters, Dave Schnitzer,
the reverse Hitler, gave Charlie the nothing but neck, and
gave Jeffery a pretty damn good look in there.

Speaker 7 (02:37:09):
This is the Yeah, he's proud of it. He's walking
around the office. I'm so proud.

Speaker 3 (02:37:16):
Yeah, Oh he likes it. The ghost talks that Ashley
found her, and what do you think what you think
is getting there?

Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
There's three women actually that work work work here and
he you all like, oh yeah, it makes me feel good.

Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
His neck is breaking out or something.

Speaker 10 (02:37:35):
It's just it's just a little it's probably these clippers
are sharpened up a little bit so that will fade.

Speaker 1 (02:37:39):
But it's just from probably flying through the amount of
hair that we got. Here's a straight on of Jeffrey
right here if you want to see.

Speaker 3 (02:37:49):
It looks good, nice, all right, So, Jeffery, what we're
gonna do is Krystal has her legs that she's.

Speaker 1 (02:37:58):
Been growing out for the month of November.

Speaker 3 (02:38:00):
And nobody got the penis on their face because that
was I just told jagoh, thank god, I didn't get
the penis. I have a doctor's appointment later today. This
is not a good look that I have going on
right now. But at least it's not a penis on
the side of my face. So nobody got the penis.
So what I was thinking is crystalized to have her
leg shape. Why don't you put your penis on Crystal's leg?
We trace around it, okay, and then you shave everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:38:22):
What do you think you'll just leave a dirt mark.
I don't know if can you go for that?

Speaker 5 (02:38:31):
Just you know you got a relationship now, So we
just draw good at drawing penises I think she has.
I can just draw a good outline of a penis.
He's still good at that.

Speaker 1 (02:38:40):
Okay, we could do that too.

Speaker 3 (02:38:42):
Although, speaking of relationships, somebody says that Crystal is getting
very flirty with Jay the barber. I hadn't noticed, but
I I'll take their word for it. All right, Crystal,
come on and let me see what give her? The
shifts and wireless headphones.

Speaker 1 (02:38:58):
I don't know where they all are. Fift these ones
right over? Change what's the no? You keep asking me? Attitude,
you keep asking them? Take those ones right there? These
right there, the ones that she's got her own head thoughts.
You can plug into the wireless device?

Speaker 3 (02:39:15):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, all right, So Crystal, you've gone
the entire months not shaving your legs.

Speaker 1 (02:39:25):
Is that right?

Speaker 5 (02:39:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:39:26):
Wait, let me turn on your mic. What's it?

Speaker 8 (02:39:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:39:29):
Okay? Are you very hairy naturally? Because you're Puerto Rican?
I would say, yeah, yeah, I'm hairier than white girls
for sure.

Speaker 8 (02:39:36):
And you said that you started shaving your legs at
the age of probably like eight, between eight and ten. Yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (02:39:43):
Right, and so you have grown quite I mean, I
I haven't seen this, but I'm kind of grossed by
women that have hairy legs. I know over the past
few years it's turned into a thing where they're like,
I'm powerful and strong and you can't make me shave
my legs. That's so I don't know what this is.

Speaker 8 (02:40:02):
I haven't felt powerful or strong. I will tell you
that not at all. Skinnies hated it. He just is
so grossed out by it. He says that he started
dating over the ball. Yeah, he does feel that way.
He still rubs my legs and I'd say my thighs
are better than I thought they would be from the
knee down. That's where I and I started lotioning them

(02:40:22):
and then lotioning the hairs down, and that's when I'm
starting to feel like I'm ready to get rid of
this hair. It is absolutely disgusting. So I've also been
wearing knee high socks. I've been trying to protect my
boyfriend as much as possible from viewing or touching this hair.

Speaker 3 (02:40:40):
See you now you put Jay, this has a question
when you have a beard, what should you put in there?

Speaker 1 (02:40:46):
Sometimes I would put beard oil in there.

Speaker 3 (02:40:48):
I don't like that look. It kind of makes it
look a little greasy. But so when you also want
beard band roof.

Speaker 10 (02:40:52):
So when it comes to beard ball in verus, beard oil,
beard oil tends to be more of the choice for
people with shorder beards. They're both going to do essentially
the same thing. But balm doesn't transfer to your shirt
when you get a longer beard, so most of the
guys who have bigger beards switch over to balm.

Speaker 1 (02:41:10):
Eventually, oil is going to be a little bit more.

Speaker 10 (02:41:13):
You can stretch it out a little bit more where
the BOM's going to take a lot more like at
the same point one, Like I said, with the big beard,
one's going to transfer.

Speaker 1 (02:41:20):
So all right, Chris, but what are you going to
do over here?

Speaker 6 (02:41:22):
How?

Speaker 1 (02:41:23):
I don't know want to work?

Speaker 8 (02:41:24):
I don't know how you're going to see this because
I feel like you would need to see it a
little closer up than you would then from far away,
Like I don't think from far away you'd be able
to even notice that I have hairy legs.

Speaker 1 (02:41:34):
Like zoom in the camera you want to you want
to shit in the chair here? What do you want to? Sure?
I'll sit Okay, she's getting into the barber chair, all right,
stand by. Yeah, it's not crazy noticeable. She's taking off
my sock slowly. Oh oh yeah, so hot. Can you
see it? I don't can't. I can see it with

(02:41:56):
my eyes. I'm sure. I'm sure Jay can see it.
Not seeing it? Can you see that, Charlie, No, I'm
very underwhelmed. I would like to put this up close
to Charlie to.

Speaker 3 (02:42:09):
Come in here and take a look at it, Charlie
and let me see.

Speaker 8 (02:42:12):
I don't think I've ever seen my hair my legs
like this since I was a child.

Speaker 1 (02:42:17):
I feel like the way you were describing them, I
thought they were gonna be a lot. Yeah, it's not
that bad.

Speaker 8 (02:42:21):
It's not as bad at but it's still disgusting. And
I will tell you no hair grows on my calf.
Both calves are hair free, very strange. And my thighs
I thought would be hairer. Yes, really nothing. You can
barely even tell that I have hair on my thighs,

(02:42:41):
and I shave all the way up.

Speaker 1 (02:42:45):
But it's much better than I expected it to be
all right, So what's the game plan to shave this?
Do much for over? I don't think you care. You're
not really gonna be able to make a shape.

Speaker 14 (02:42:55):
Out of that?

Speaker 1 (02:42:55):
No, no, no, not enough to make a penis. Okay, no,
it's it's sad. We have to the leftover hair to
her legs. We can there.

Speaker 3 (02:43:05):
I do have an idea for this leftover hair. Well,
you know it's towards the end of the show. Maybe
here's here's her leg hair zoomed in if you want
to see it, you.

Speaker 1 (02:43:15):
Can see it.

Speaker 16 (02:43:15):
Oh, okay, a little and it's not soft. Too softer
than I thought it would that bad. It's not Wow,
that's that's a month here. You want to see it
up close? I want to come close to you. Shaved
my legs? How fast they would grow back?

Speaker 1 (02:43:31):
Yeah? Because Charlie's leg hair is thick and luscious. Yeah,
I'm very lash that is. That's really not that bad.
And some of them are growing, some of them aren't
like yeah, some are really long like these.

Speaker 3 (02:43:45):
She's been thinning out this head. She's been doing something
five or something over here. All right, all right, somebody
wants you to just take off your pants and shave
your legs?

Speaker 1 (02:44:00):
Damn whatever? All right, what's what's the matter? Just a
giant do you see it? Look at that the hair
on the microphone, Jeffrey hair.

Speaker 3 (02:44:12):
All right, let's uh, let's let's somebody Jeffrey Jay, who's
gonna shave her legs?

Speaker 8 (02:44:18):
Are you gonna shave your legs? What's the what's the
game playing over here? I did bring a brand new
razor if you want me to shave them? Okay, all right,
sure it's a straight razor. Can you really use that?

Speaker 1 (02:44:29):
I guess you could use it if you want to
collect the hairs.

Speaker 8 (02:44:34):
The straight raisers probably the better way to go about
it than a regular razer.

Speaker 10 (02:44:39):
I would think, No, both of I think both regardless
are gonna have shaving jails, so it's not going to
be like the same type.

Speaker 3 (02:44:44):
I kind of like the straight razor. Let's do the
straight razor. Well, we'll let Jay straight razor.

Speaker 1 (02:44:49):
I have never straight razor legs in my life.

Speaker 3 (02:44:51):
First, really, first for everything, Jay haressed those legs while
you're doing that too, just in order to piss off
her boyfriend, who gets very very jealous, crunchy heel looks
at her or your crunchy heel.

Speaker 1 (02:45:04):
What do you mean by my.

Speaker 8 (02:45:05):
Feet are gross? My feet are disgusting. I hope I
don't scratch you with it. I need a pedicure. I'm
about to do one of those. I bought one of
those pedicure socks to have my feet peel.

Speaker 3 (02:45:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, peelings. Oh those, that's the That is
the most disgusting thing you've ever done. I did that
on my feet once, and oh man, it's so naz Yes,
maybe I think or something and it just makes your skin.

Speaker 1 (02:45:32):
Which leg do you want? Whichever one?

Speaker 8 (02:45:34):
Is this one better because it's closer to you, doesn't
matter me, that's fine. Should I put it up here
on the desk on a chair, let's here, and then
spread those legs? Yeah, a little wider, a little wider.

Speaker 1 (02:45:51):
Uh huh. Oh he's lathering up her legs. Martial ladders, oh,
marshall ladder. Yeah. I've never heard of shaved gel before.

Speaker 8 (02:46:04):
I guess I never thought about you guys lining up
and actually being able to see.

Speaker 3 (02:46:08):
You don't know what that shaved gel looks like. I mean, basically,
when you shave, you have you have shaving cream. You
have like Gellette makes a shave gel I use sometimes. Yeah,
I'm ready as ready as I'll ever be. Okay, I
don't think I've ever had anybody else get rid.

Speaker 1 (02:46:25):
Of my hair before.

Speaker 8 (02:46:27):
What about bush hair? You've never had somebody shave your
bush before? Not even when I was pregnant. I still
did it myself just by feel they're there there, and
then ask.

Speaker 1 (02:46:37):
Heve, is it all right?

Speaker 4 (02:46:39):
Do she?

Speaker 3 (02:46:39):
He could use these straight the straight razor to shave
down your bunions.

Speaker 1 (02:46:47):
Stand by, Oh, just that one line paper toowl, that
one line looks great, already straight razoring her. Crystal's legs
right now, getting all of her Puerto Rican leg hair off?
How far up does this? You did? You just not

(02:47:08):
shave from the knee down?

Speaker 8 (02:47:09):
Or I let the whole leg go yeah, just to see?
What like an experiment for myself? You've been letting the
bush go to or oh no, no, no that yeah, okay,
that thing gets Schnitzer's beard times ten. I couldn't do
that to Skinny.

Speaker 1 (02:47:30):
Here's someone who says, uh, if if Skinny doesn't is
afraid of Crystal's legs, I was expecting were wolf legs.
It's a disappointment.

Speaker 3 (02:47:40):
He how could he be this discuss gross gross, It's
just not as gross as it could be.

Speaker 8 (02:47:49):
Yeah, like you, guys, I felt unkempt just and every
time Thanksgiving ran around, I was like I'm gonna so
many times I would pick up my razor to go, oh,
I'm going somewhere, and you, as a woman, feel good
from top to bottom.

Speaker 1 (02:48:02):
So we'll do the whole entire routine. Wash your hair,
shave your legs, and but it has saved me a.

Speaker 8 (02:48:08):
Lot of time in the shower because I know I'm
going to be in the shower for twenty minutes if
I'm going to be doing the whole shebang, so to
not have to do the legs, it's kind of an
in and out.

Speaker 3 (02:48:18):
Really, how long do you I Every time I get
in the shower, it's twenty minutes and I don't even
have any hair. Wa Yeah, it doesn't feel good. I mean, oh,
my leg is so smooth.

Speaker 1 (02:48:31):
Eric. Here on morn morning, Eric, you want to stand
up and I'll just see that. Good morning, Good morning?
How are you amen? Nothing? Nothing?

Speaker 13 (02:48:39):
I got one for you, yes, all right, man. So
I'm about in your age, sir, And when I was
in middle school, it was a cool thing you know
Land Farmstrong, shave your legs, you move, you ride a
bike faster, you run faster if you run haero dynamic, yeah,
aero dynamic.

Speaker 1 (02:48:55):
Yeah. I guess what. Thirty years later, you look like
a wookie your leg hair. You look like Chewbacca. So
you think that you shaved your legs. You were shaving
your legs as a young man, and you believe that
now you have you have extra hairy legs because of that.
Exactly now.

Speaker 3 (02:49:13):
Our old our old phone screener was very angry because
we did something where we had to shave his chest
and he believed that his chest hair was going to
grow back extra, extra thick.

Speaker 4 (02:49:27):
This is not true. Because I've shaved a bunch growing up.
I still can't grow a beard. I just don't think
that's now.

Speaker 1 (02:49:32):
If I don't think so either, I I don't think
that there's any truth to that. I don't even know why.
Scientifically it would be.

Speaker 3 (02:49:38):
You know, and Crystal, if she shaves her legs every day,
or any woman they shave their legs every day, or
however often, if they let it grow, she let it grow,
she would have incredibly thick leg hair after all these
years of shaving.

Speaker 1 (02:49:54):
So I don't think that that's I think that's an
old wife's.

Speaker 5 (02:49:56):
Funny about my legs is if you look at you guys,
you've seen my legs of their like bald.

Speaker 1 (02:50:01):
Yeah, my legs were hairier than Jeffrey's.

Speaker 4 (02:50:02):
I think from his socks. I think his socks rip
out his hair as they just hairless, and his shin's not.

Speaker 3 (02:50:07):
I heard that also is some sort of is it
diabetes can cause that or something can cause there was
some condition that you can have.

Speaker 1 (02:50:15):
All right, we are going to uh gather up this hair.
Oh that's okay, all right, hold on, he's he's down there.
What do you think of those nasty feet?

Speaker 10 (02:50:27):
Jay?

Speaker 8 (02:50:29):
I even tried to pumic stone them this morning, just
in case I had to take my sock off.

Speaker 1 (02:50:33):
Uh huh.

Speaker 10 (02:50:34):
Well, luckily I'm paying attention to the leg I have
never looked at the feet yet.

Speaker 1 (02:50:38):
So I don't want to take my eyes off. Yeah, don't.
I don't want you to cut Yeah that should be good,
all right? So how do you feel, Crystal, first time
shaving in a month. Just oh, it just looks so much.
It looks so much better if you.

Speaker 3 (02:50:57):
Have what if you just leave one leg shaved one
leg unshaped and that'll be like the half beard, but
you have the half legs.

Speaker 1 (02:51:04):
Oh, we're addressed at the Christmas party. Yeah, okay, all right,
let me see here.

Speaker 3 (02:51:10):
Jay weren't to Black Cat Barbershop on Detroit Road and
Gordon Square. Find him on Instagram. Marshall Underscore Lathers Underscore
is his name on Instagram. Thank you Jay for coming in.
And do you get people when they they They've probably
had the same customers, sometimes some of them.

Speaker 1 (02:51:29):
For years and years.

Speaker 10 (02:51:30):
I mean, at this point, I'd say the vast majority
of my customers are pretty much regulars over the last
probably five sixs.

Speaker 3 (02:51:37):
Does everyone talk when they come in here? Because I'm
not a real outgoing guy. So one of the reasons
why I don't like going out in public is like
you talk to people and he's just talking. Like like
I go to the dentist, they want to talk to
me the entire time I'm in the dental chair. Do
people Is there a lot of kit chat at the
at the barber? I mean, I think everybody goes through
the barber for a different reason. I feel like some

(02:51:57):
people go for the social, you know, aspect, and some
people want to go there and talk. You know, I
feel like sometimes you just had to follow their lead. Yeah,
you know.

Speaker 10 (02:52:05):
It's one thing I remind myself is, you know, I'm
the one who's being paid, So it's one of those
it's my job to adapt. So if I you know,
I start to throw out a couple of questions and
I'm getting one word answers, I start to get the
idea that you don't want to talk, So you know,
you start to quiet advice.

Speaker 1 (02:52:20):
Do people talk to you O my bitch girls? Oh yeah,
I mean yeah, there's there's a good amount of that.

Speaker 4 (02:52:25):
Yeh.

Speaker 8 (02:52:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:52:26):
You know, I always say we're the haircuts free. You're
paying for the therapy.

Speaker 5 (02:52:32):
What's funny is, like I always heard, you always see
a movie coming to America they always talk about remind
me like how you always talk about one topic boxing
in a barber shop. Because I remember my grandpa used
to take me to a barber shop. It's no longer business.
Guy passed away many many years ago, but he was
his barber and he'd started taking either and it's I
would just sit there and it would just listen to

(02:52:52):
my grandpa to talk about boxing, and it was that'site
like the only thing that talked about. And I think
I threw one out. I threw I threw out the
hypothetical ones. I said, this is the height of Mike
Tyson being heavyweight champion of the world.

Speaker 1 (02:53:05):
And I said, what do you think would happened? I
asked the barbarer.

Speaker 5 (02:53:08):
My grandpa was with me, because we think would happen
if you put if you took Mike Tyson and Jill
was both in your prime and you put them in
a ring.

Speaker 1 (02:53:15):
They didn't have a discussion. Who do you think would win?
Just based on who.

Speaker 3 (02:53:19):
Straight razor and cut out your customer's tongue. All right, Uh, Jay, well,
thank you for coming in.

Speaker 1 (02:53:26):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (02:53:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:53:30):
Jeffery look very good with your style in there, the
chester a Arthur Charlie looking good with nothing but neck,
not net neck, and the reverse hitler that Snitzer has
in there.

Speaker 1 (02:53:43):
Looking. What do you think your wife's going to say
about this? Snitz? Oh, I Sarty laughed. I sent a
picture to her, all right, and I got the John
Waters or the egghead.

Speaker 3 (02:53:54):
We've got to wrap things up. The aftermath is starting
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(02:54:15):
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Speaker 3 (02:54:34):
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(02:54:56):
six six nine six seven sixty eight three seven Charlie
and Crystal are to be out tomorrow at Circle K.
They love going to Circle case. They're doing a Circle
K tour in Akron and they'll be at the one
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Speaker 1 (02:55:39):
Bye, Siover's Morning Glory.

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