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October 22, 2025 • 46 mins
Rover doesn't like to watch scary movies. How does Snitz plan on keeping his food truck menu a secret? The show takes pictures of their odometers. OpenAI releases their AI powered browser called Atlas. Charlie used ChatGPT to try and calculate how fast he can pay off his house.

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
This is Rover's Morning Glory. Rover, I have replies everywhere Charlie,
he wanted to read to take swallowing on in the band, Jeffrey,
I'm a sexual racket. Screening on Roverradio dot com.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Rovers Morning Glory starts now.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Good morning, what's happening? It is Wednesday's Ober twenty second,
twenty twenty five. Good morning gets Rover's one of Glory.
I'm Rover DUGEI is here, Good morning, sir. Charlie is here, Hi,
Spitzer is here, Amen, Crystal is here. Hello, and mister
Jeffery all on Laroque is in the far box. Yo, Yo,

(01:14):
you're with us as well. Eight sixty six, yo're over
eight sixty six nine six seven six eighty three seven.
That's how you reach the show. Give us a call at
that number. You get text us at that number that
comes in to the studio in real time. But the
best way give us a call eight six six nine
six seven six eight three seven. I will get to
your email here in just a moment. It is Wednesday,

(01:36):
and I finished watching season what is it? Season two
of Wednesday. I've finished watching that Wednesday the TV show. Yes,
never watched any of it, you know, I don't know,
it's it's okay. The first season I was it was
just so different. I guess it was so you know. No,
now I don't know how many seas No. I watch it.

(01:57):
As I'm watching it, I go old for this. This
is this is too. This is like for a teenager.
I can't.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I just can't get into this.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
How many seasons are there?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I think there's just two?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, only the two and a third. Oh yeah, could
only hope. I love it. But I loved Wednesday Adams
growing up. I was her three years in a row
for Halloween. Oh how much she inspired my life? The
influence on me.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Now we know where that attitude comes from.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Well, did you like Catherine Zeta Jones? She her presence
more in it was that bother something. No, I didn't
like this pugsy kid. He was really annoying. Like, I go,
get get rid of this kid. I don't need I
don't need more of him.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
And this justs. But she does. Whoever that chickens that
plays Wednesday, she's she does a great job at it.
She's a she's really she's really good. I mean even
just the way she walks with her arms down I mean,
I don't know. Maybe all of Wednesday Adams characters do that,

(03:07):
but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
But the whole thing is she's good at it.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let's see here. Let me raid you some email. First
of all, a text message from Michelle, who says, holy crap,
how many bags does do she need to do her job? Do?
She was running a little bit late today, so she
comes in with the bag. Lady comes in. She has
so many things, and I love my Halloween bag. I

(03:38):
have a backpack and a Halloween bag.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
She doesn't need any of those. Actually, all she has
to do is just show up.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
She uses a could use a computer for work, but
she's got you know, dou She lives in like this
alternate reality where you need highlighters and scissors and snacks.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh jesus, she's got a loaf of bread there or
somebody that.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Rice cakes. Rice cakes, my highlighters, not.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Like people bring like a serving. Yeah, she brings the
whole thing a little bag.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I bring it for Rover and then I bring it
for the You always put snacks out, Rachel, and I
always bring snacks.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
She bakes like brownies.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Rachel and Sales breaks bout bakes brownies and cookies and j.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
L R words. Is you watch Emily in Paris? Yeah,
well nothing compares to Emily in Paris. And here's somebody
who says, Charlie missed the email about RMG sweatshirts in
the fart box today. Let me see what they had.
Crystal has one. Jeffrey has the same one he's been
wearing all week. Actually a lot of this one last night.

(04:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, she went to the laundromat last night. Yeah.
We really the middle Sundays. No, I did my sheets
and blankets on Sundays.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
I was a little low on money, so when I
got my tense paycheck, I and did my clothing.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh okay. And here's someone that says I need to
get on the ed Gean train now. My wife and
I love it.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
He texted in.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Charlie, didn't you finish watching that? Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
So is he not a recommendation from you for me
to watch that? It could have been half as long.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
It's eight episodes of the very similar things happening over
and over and over again.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
He's like, okay, okay, I get it.

Speaker 7 (05:30):
The interesting part is how the show they've jumped to
the future in the sixties and you see Offered Hitchcock
and he's reading a new book about ed Geen or something.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
He's reading the.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Book Psycho and he's talking the author about Psycho and
he's like, oh, yeah, based us off of ed Gean
and you can see how Norman Bates is based off
of them.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
And then they jump to.

Speaker 7 (05:51):
Texas Chainsaw mask her and that part was interesting. So
I didn't I didn't know Norman Bates was based off
of ed Gean. Well, I how many episodes? Is it
eight or something? Or eight eight episodes?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Do you watch any scary movies? River? No, you don't
watch any move myself through that misery? No, no, I'm not.
Do you believe, like why don't you watch? Why do
you believe that the man's out there or that the
extorsist is really? Know, you don't believe in ghosts? Like?
What is it? The suspense makes you? That's right, It
gets your heart going, it gets your Who needs that

(06:27):
feeling of uneasiness? Some people like that. I do not,
who would like that?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
I've been watching a scary movie every day every day.
I just pick one and watch it. It's I mean,
it's Halloween it's it's a season.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So you like the sea, you like the feeling of
uneasiness and being terrified. Basically, Yeah, I love haunted houses.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Last week and I went to a haunted house this week,
and I'm going to haunted houses.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I love to be scared. I I don't like. How
many did you go to last weekend? I too too. Yeah,
but haven't been to a haunted house in thirty years?
I pee lot of Oh no, actually, you take that back,
and it went to a haunted house once. Serious since
I've been here, so maybe twenty years since I've been
to a haunted house. I just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I just see some people ride rides. They get this exhilaration.
I get that waiting in line to go into the
haunted house and throughout the house.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's exciting to me.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I've paid from laughter from my friends being so scared.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I laughed pretty much the whole time we're going through.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Snitcher said that at the Senior Point, you can go
and they have that hallow weekends. Yeah, where they have
a bunch of hunted houses and they have like a
little pass that would work for you.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I guess you put on this necklace and it says,
do not scare them.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Yeah, it's a special necklace. The lights up, so everybody knows.
All the actors kind of know that. All this guy's
can jump out at this guy. You can have a
heart attack.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, so you wear that necklace for you you buy that,
of course. Yeah, of course he's saying this like this
is a known thing. How would anyone know this. I've
never heard of this thing before.

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Well.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Or kids, usually kids, usually I've seen adults. I thought
about it.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
I went to see her point on Saturday to check
out that conjuring experience because.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Of my mom's birthday.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
She wanted to go do that, and there were a
few adults wearing that necklace to not get scared.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, Jake writes, good morning, Rover. I found your show
a year ago when I got sick of listening to
sports radio on my way to work. I laugh out
loud a lot when each cast member speaks, except for Dougie.
She's such an untalented waste of space. Let's go. I
can't wait until our contract is up. Every time she

(08:48):
nags you or another guy on the show, all males
listeners nuts hurt. What a bitch? Thank you? Happy Wednesday. Yes, yes,
she is a real she is actually quite literally a
pain in the nuts. Yes, Jake, you're welcome to she.

(09:10):
She almost gets off at on it, like she just yeah,
she just such a pain. You're welcome. And speaking of Dougie,
all on right. I've been meaning to write in for
quite some time. I've been listening for about ten years now.
On Monday Show, Douge got offended when Limp Biscuit covered
a song by some artists. She praises Taylor Swift about

(09:33):
ninety percent or more of her recent album where samples
of other artists? Where does Douge have a right to
say who covers what? It's not a right to say anything.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
In my opinion, George Michael's Faith is an original. It's
a masterpiece. Why do you need to recreate a masterpiece
like that? Leave it alone?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Oh, Limp Biscuit did a great job with that cover.
And by the way, this is not like a new cover.
This is from twenty some years ago or whatever. Listen,
she had never heard.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Of this Limp Biscuit cover.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
And is that true that ninety percent or more, this
guy says of Taylor Swiss recent album is samples from
other artists. Is that is that true? I haven't heard
that part.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
A lot of people are suggesting stealing, but not samples.

Speaker 7 (10:18):
Okay, so not saming and not even really stealing, just
kind of inspired.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
By I see. Yeah, there was that one song. Who
was it? Who put out a song? And then they
they they had to pay money to whatever it was
a female they had to pay money. It was that
what's that chick that's always whining about dudes? I know,
I know. That really narrows it down, doesn't it. No?
Was that, Ah, it's a young chick. No, no, now

(10:49):
it's this is years ago. Who was it? It was
a young chick at the time, and she had some
song about getting her driver's license or something, and Olivia, Yes,
she put out a song and it basically I guess
it wasn't even a ripoff of a song. It was
inspired by some other group or something. She ended up

(11:14):
having to pay money for that, So maybe Taylor will
have to pay. There's someone who says Snitzer finds Snitzer
needs to find a way out of his GM Bright
drop ev food truck.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
GM just killed the whole platform.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
He is eventually going to get stuck with no support
from GM. I would try to dump it or get
out of it before sinking any money into retrofitting this thing.
It's brand new.

Speaker 9 (11:43):
Yeah, it's got a tenure warranting. No, it's it's it's
all over the forums right now. They're they're shutting down.
But you know, hey, that's actually better. I kind of
like that better.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Why do you like that better?

Speaker 9 (11:54):
Because my other car is not prized anymore? You know,
I just it's more unique.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Spencer is the kiss of death for auto manufacture. He
buys one and done. Yep, I'm the only one of
those gonna have one.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
No, No, it's it's it shares the inner workings of
a couple of GM vehicles already, So it's it's it's fine,
like the Silverado in the in the Hummer.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
So yeah, I don't think they're just gonna say I mean,
they made it. They're going to service it or whatever
I would assume, at least for the foreseeable future.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, my car, the car. I have a Malibu that
just went out of production ear this year.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh yeah yeah, and they're gonna still do whatever they
have to. But they I guess the the issue with
this one is wild the Malibu or whatever, they stop
making it, it goes out of production. There are hundreds
of thousands, millions of those or whatever out on the road,
so there's a a need, a desire, and an interest

(12:50):
to continue servicing those and parts for those, and so
on and so forth. But with the bright Drop electric
trucks vans whatever they're called. Spinzer bought one for his
food truck. There's not very many of them out on
the road total, So that will make things, I think
for the foreseeable future.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
East It has a ten year warranty. You're not gonna
have any issues over the.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Next ten years. Now after that, it might be, well,
look there's a lot of cars that have been out
of production and whatever. I mean. They don't just stop
working on cars twenty years later, thirty years later, people
still you know. That's it is what it is. But
I did read an article after Stincer bought this thing.

(13:38):
I read an article in the air. I don't know
if we've mentioned it on the air, but the actual
sales numbers of those I go Jesus Christ. They're literally
selling none of these things. Like for the year, they
sold like four hundred of those things, not four hundred thousand,
four hundred and so I think you could read into

(13:58):
that that they can't unsustainable.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
Yeah, bad marketing. They only marketed the commercial fleets. Really
they could have done something different because there's a couple
like there's two r V companies that make our v's
out of them. Yeah, they're not gonna be doing those anymore,
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
But yeah, that's a little that's a problem for their business,
I guess obviously. But yeah, I think Spencer will be
He'll be all right. And now when are you planning
to get this food truck out on the road? Probab
but next year like spring maybe?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, when the weather. How are you going to work
on this secretly?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
You know? Spencer was. Spencer was very upset when a
male tipped us off that he had bought this electric
truck for his food truck. We had a mole, I
think at the dealership there's like two people there.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Then I start paying people off here in little envelopes
of money with you in your bucket.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Don't tell anybody, Now, how are you going to work
on this without revealing it? Sincer refuses to tell us
what his food truck is going to be. What's the gimmick?
What's the food, what's the whatever? I do you have
a plan? Do you have like a secret place where
you can stash this thing? Is it going to be

(15:24):
under a tarp? Are you going to do you have
a warehouse? What?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
What's the what's the game plan?

Speaker 9 (15:28):
It's no, it's not going to be that big of
a secret.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I have.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
I have a big I have a big family, and
they all have friends who work in different industries.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
So mum, hum, so you have like a fake name.
You putting the work order in under and you go, oh,
this is a this is a truck being developed for.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Anthony Spitzer exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
No, yeah, let's see here.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
I was speaking of Spitzer because that's a local car
dealership here. Yes, my uncle, my uncle was a but
he's still as a car auto body repair man. And
when I was a kid, Uh, I just used I
had just got the Snincer name, because I that's my
real name, but I didn't use it for my all
schooling whatever. Anyway, I was upset about having to change

(16:14):
my name to Snitzer.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (16:16):
And he got one of the Spitzer things whatever, saw
it off the bottom of the p and.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It looks just like Snencer. Oh that's cool. It made
me feel good. I put on my bike. So you
were bummed out that you had the Snitzer name, Well, no,
it's just weird. You know.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
You first, my whole schooling up until seventh grade, I
was another name, you know.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
And why is that? To explain this to me? My
stepdad so you had I had my stepdad's name. You
had your stepdad's name, but that was not your legal name.
He never legally adopted me. So I'm surprised they would
let you use that in school. Then I was back
in the seventies. Yeah, things were different then. Spencer probably
doesn't even have a birth certificate. That just it was
like a handshake and it's papyrus, handwritten piece of paper.

(16:57):
They go, yeah, the kid was born here, you go.
It's chisel a lot of a There's a story about
a kid with a birth certificate problem and he it's
a teenage boy and he is going to play or
he was doing basketball.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Tryouts for like high school or whatever, I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Know, and he was kicked out of the tryouts because
his birth certificate says that he's a female and it
was a clerical error on his birth certificate. It's a
kid's probably like fifteen years old or whatever, and I haven't.
I just read the first half of this article, but
it blew my mind because they're like the mother is like, oh, yeah,

(17:37):
you know somebody, I gave birth.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
To the kid. And then somebody goes, oh.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Do you realize that this birth certificate says female because
there was a clerical error on it and we all
went home and laughed about it. Ha ha ha. Hasn't
caused too many problems over the years, and it changed.
That's what I'm saying. Why are you waiting for who
gets a birth certificate from their kid for their kid
he has the wrong gender on it and they just go.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
That would be a phone call or two. Yeah, that'll
be a funny story to tell.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, he tries to get a passport, that'll be that'll
be real hilarious when he tries to explain that, Like,
I just don't I don't understand. Who doesn't get that fixed?
And now the kid can't play basketball because you know,
with all this stuff in various states. I don't even
know what state this was, but you know, all the
transgender stuff and you got to be playing for the

(18:28):
right team, and that's crazy. Get it done. That's not
the story where the headline was x Or fired.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
ESPN host outraged by summy boy clearly playing on the team.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
No, I was saying. This was yes talking about his family.
You know knows the Spitzer family. My dad worked for Spicer.
My dad's first car seels job was for Spitzer Dodge.
Oh yeah, my dad starts selling cars probably right around
the time I was born there and that.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Was his first cars. First person you started working for
when you started selling cars.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
That's cool, Carol writes so Juji.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm assuming someone on your food truck is serve Safe
certified yourself if so to questions, nails are supposed to
be clipped short and neat and no polish. And if
you are opening a food container, where are your gloves
that you should have had on when you snapped your
nail off? Yes, please set me up with donuts from
your truck. Yum twenty dollars says this won't be read

(19:33):
on the air.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
I am very aware of everything that needs to be
done on my food truck and the health department which
comes and inspects.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
They are above and beyond grateful for all the things
that I do, and I have everyone including myself constantly
wearing gloves.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
We are certified.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
We are I even call fire departments and let the
chief know when hey, just heads up, I'm going to
be here or here.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
They know where I'm going to be.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
So I go above and beyond to make sure that
I'm doing everything right. And they all appreciated. So you
can sit there and say, I'm not doing what else?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
The story that she was opening up what she referred
to as a forty gallon bucket of frosting or something.
I said, forty galls. Lets let me think about this.
You've seen a fifty five gallon drum right like an
oil drum's hypo gallons have fires around exactly exactly. Yea.
So it was slightly smaller than that forty gallons, And
I go, how'd you move that? I lifted it up.

(20:31):
I moved it myself. It was not forty gallons. It
was a big, big difference. Forty pounds is what it was.
I had to open it.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, and I'm not opening it with gloves because I'm
not serving it. I had to rip it and then
I had to pry it open. And then when you
serve it or scoop it, I were my gloves.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
So somebody sent me a thing yesterday Doujie where they
have a specific tool made for that for you to
pry open the tops of those big buckets and jumps
and things like that, and so you need to look
into that. Run it by Carol first. Will you please
make sure everything's on the upop never it shows you,
twenty bucks right, oh yeah, oh yeah, twenty bucks says

(21:11):
this won't be right on the air. I have nothing
to hide, Taylor, writes Grover. I was listening to the
show from Monday and laughing at the discussion regarding the
long train ride. I will tell you from personal experience,
it is not anywhere near as fun as Crystal thinks
it would be. My wife girlfriend at the time, took
a train ride as part of a fun trip from
San Francisco to Anaheim, California.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
So that's from northern to southern California.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
With it being an exciting trip as I was proposing
at Disneyland. This is normally a five to six hour drive.
It was a thirteen hour train ride. It wasn't anywhere
near the fun we were hoping it would be. That
trip has so much for scenery to see than the
one from Philadelphia would have and stops were supposed to
be fun. By the time we were halfway through where

(21:55):
we were miserable and couldn't wait for it to be over.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
This is back in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
This day, my wife and I referred to that as
the one of the worst trip experiences of our lives.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
So I agree, you just want to get there, like
it's on a train.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
She wants to take a four day trip across the country,
Crystal on a train, that's the adventure. No, there's on
the train.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
And then, which Charlie brought up a good point to
me one day, was just fly back.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You could you could fly back. You can fly there too.
I mean you do you like being on a plane. No? No, okay,
so imagine being on a plane for four days. No,
but you can get off. Worst case scenario, you get
off at some hole dunk area. No, you can.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
First of all, it's po doc, not ho dog.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
And so then you get off in the middle of
just at a random stop. What are you going to do?
Are you to venture?

Speaker 7 (22:54):
That's where, yeah, get a rent a car. I wanted
to take a train. I think it was from It
was in Canada. But go through like the Canadian wilderness
that looks sweet as this big glass top. But the
problem with that, I think it was like four thousand
dollars a person too much.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Two days. Yeah, Michelle writes Hello Rover. Given that Crystal
mentioned she wants to drive to Philly to visit an
obscure museum, I feel like we're at the perfect place
to have everyone hit reset on their odometers so we
can start the comparison between show members. Personally. I think
Jeffrey is going to give Jeffrey personally. I think Crystal

(23:29):
is going to give Jeffrey a run for his money
in terms of most miles driven. I suspect she is
lying about how often she drives to and from Skinnies.
I sure hope we have a talent with the listener
who can make a new chart for total miles driven
each day. I think she's probably lying about that too.
I think she's going over there every day, driving a

(23:53):
long way. She's putting Yeah, she might be putting more
miles on her car than JLR last weekend.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I definitely did, because I drove down there, and then
I drove to Cedar Point from there on Saturday, and
then I drove back to his house Saturday from Cedar Point,
and then I drove home on Monday morning. And that
was just a few days.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
All right, So uh, during the during the break, why
don't we get everyone? You have to go snap a
picture of your odometer? Run out, snap a picture. You
think Jeffrey will figure that out. Do you know how
to take a picture of your old dometer? You can't

(24:38):
figure out out to turn his mic? Ask? Okay? Any who?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, I could picture.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Just take a picture of my old donor.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
But I can take all I can take a picture
of my old dometer.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, I know how to do. Just point the camera
at boom and then a week from today we can
look and see in a month from today, don't do
of the trip because people could reset trip. Yeah, take
it the actual cards. No dometer, that's correct, Yes, I
share a car, basically that doesn't matter. Still counts all right?

(25:13):
Erica in New York, he around rovers morning, glory your
morning at Erica.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Hi, good morning, long time listener, first time call her.
How do you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I'm doing all right? What's happening? Oh? No much?

Speaker 8 (25:24):
I just heard the segment about the birth certificate story.
I have a little funny incident of my own personally.
When my mom gave birth to me, the nurse wrote
the wrong name on the birth certificate. It took them
a while to realize. So I technically have two. The
one is discontinued obviously. So the first birth certificate had

(25:45):
the wrong name on Instead of Attica A R I
c A, it had Africa on it. Oh okay, and
considering that I'm originally from South as right, so you
had to have that corrected.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
But your parents did it like once they found out,
they go, we have a mistake on our hands.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
We should probably take care of that.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Unlike this kid who's playing basketball in high school or
trying out for basketball, and his parents were like, we
laughed at it. Ha ha, he's a girl on his
birth certificate. And I just don't understand how anybody, uh, anybody.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
Their son's name wrong. It happened, certificate. You definitely get
that fixed.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
A normal person would get their kids name fixed if
it was spelled incorrectly on their birth certificate. Right, Doug right,
Crystal right?

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Jeffrey, Yeah, are you what happened with the ears? Jeffrey.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
The only thing wrong with my son's perstitute. Is I
used the wrong punctuation mark. That's it. It should have
been an accent symbol, not an apostrophe.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
So there was What.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Else was somebody with the birth certificate?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
What was rob driver's life?

Speaker 7 (27:00):
There's this driver's license came back and he wants to
go get in and came back as a woman.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah, that's a problem, and you run into issues and
then you know later in life it's just constantly or
if you have your name changed or you know something's
wrong on it. I mean, it's it's a it's a hassle.
I'm surprised that the parents didn't take care of this.
I've got to take a break. Our number is eight
six six. You're over. We will be right back. Hang on.

(27:28):
Even when they're not funny, he says, if you guys,
you guys, it's you guys make.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Some do so much such exploding and maybe commit biological warfare,
maybe a you know, Okay, Charlie, I get that.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I get the idea. Joke didn't work, so it's still great. Damn, buddy,
try to crack a joke here.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Pail back your rovers morning glory.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
All right, everyone went and snapped pictures of our odometers.
We're gonna keep track of over a week, maybe over
a month. How much of people, how much of people driving?
You know, Jeffrey seems to be the person that drives
the most on the show. But somebody speculated that Crystal
might be putting more miles on her car going to

(28:34):
see this boyfriend of hers driving long distances, and they
might be right. Jeffrey does take but he takes these
weird road trips for no reason and things like that,
so they could be neck and neck.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Let's see here.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Are we gonna do a star or no? Who do
we send? Yes?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Yes, we'll send them to snitch? Hey yeah, I sent
minus nets too.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
People are saying r m GTV is let me see
what's going on with that? What's what the issue could
possibly be? Not working on the website? All right, stand by,
let's see what's happening.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Let's let's take a look another day and another issue.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Ye am, I right. You know, ever since they did
that Windows update, it has been a complete disaster. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
That looks okay on that end.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
But my Amazon, like remember we were talking about issues
with Amazon or anything else, Like I was having with
issues with Go Daddy and uh huh, stuff and just
a bunch of different weird things happening.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Trella was being weird. Yeah, everything seems back to normal
on that end.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Let's see. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I don't know if this is on our issue, I mean,
on our end, or if this is something with one
of our providers.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I can't I can't tell here. Let's see here, that's
what are you doing with go Daddy?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Why?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
That's an interesting website for you to be visiting here?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
That is? What do you have a domain name or
something or email and everything goes through that?

Speaker 5 (30:17):
They just switch everything over and like do my renewal
for the year and stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You have a website, it goes to my Instagram. I
haven't created it yet, but hm, I'm trying to look
into this, but it's gonna give me. You're gonna have
to give me a little while here.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Anyway, So, uh, who is? Oh by the way, did
you go out there? Did you see this? Charlie?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Did you see this monstrosity? Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
What are you talking about? I saw on Instagram yesterday?
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't actually look at it. What
did you see? Insta? What'd you see? It is? A
purple jeep. It looks like Barnie the Purple Dinosaur talk Slot. Yeah,
she talks Slot beautiful. It's it's purple. It's very I

(31:18):
had the.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Bright green and it's sold. So now this one, I
love it. This one will sell fish.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
They make this like in a in black, like a
black one.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
I want color.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
My daughter's got a black one. It's like it's the car.
But people are so mean. So I posted a picture
with Gianna in it. People are losing their minds. Why,
like losing their minds that I can't believe that you
would buy her that vehicle.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Well, yeah, you posted your daughter inside of a new
car and said, check out my purple jeep. I think
people are gonna think you bought your daughter.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
A purple and made it very clear. How many times
that's not her jeep?

Speaker 7 (31:58):
It's the post. Yeah, you don't say yeah again. Language
is important and I don't think you understand how it works.
And you're like, why are people so upset? I just
posted a picture of my daughter And how much is
that car?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's worth it? How much?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Well, if you ask for Scott or Elliott, they'll give
you a great deal.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And what is that deal? They will take care of you.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
So probably what seventy five thousand dollars card? Yeah, so
I think that's why people say, I can't believe you
bought your daughter that car.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, I didn't. I would like that vehicle. I did
not buy it for her.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
So if somebody wants that car, you'd have to return
it today. If somebody went in there and said I
want a purple Rubicon today, you'd have to all of
whatever busy thing you have set up would have to
be you'd have to stop, and you'd have to go.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Are you trying to get people to go buy a
purple jeep Rubic? That's pretty sweet color. It's an awesome color.
I like what you're doing, and that's cool. You want
to do?

Speaker 7 (33:00):
You want to ride in the car that DOUGEI wrote
in for a day? You can go in and ask.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Celebrity use Do you think that's an expert selling point?

Speaker 7 (33:08):
I think that's an awesome idea. That's a good that's
good advertising. Which place do they should go in and
ask for? Specifically? Avon Lake Dodge Ran pretty cool?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
So you go in there. I would love I can
only drive a purple Rubicon. The only thing I'll drive.
It's the only one on a lot too, so thank you.
You're such an ass. Yeah, I see what the issue
with r mg TV could be. But this is going
to require a little bit of a fixing, probably during
the next commercial break.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Ah wow, what can you do?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
There's there's a there's something that screwed up with one
of the one of the machines here. But what else is?
What else is? Now at least you can see it. Yeah,
I know, but this has happened before, and it's a
pain in the ass to fix. It's a pain. It's
server stops using the Nvidia GPU when that happens, I know,

(34:06):
I know, what are you going to do? And then
because it has for some reason, it just automatically just
tries to switch to a different driver.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Or something, and it's uh said, no good, no good. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Speaking of technology, open ai has launched their own browser.
Now it's only for Macintosh at the at the at
the moment, it's called what is it called. It's called uh,
let me see, let me pull us up here Atlas.
And I don't really have a handle on it because

(34:41):
I I was going to download it and then I go, oh,
it's mac only for the time being. They say it's
coming to Windows soon. I have a Mac, but it's
you know, it's it's like there's a Mac here at work,
but I don't. We don't use it. We use it
for very specific things. I'm not going to download a
browser on that. I don't really use that computer much.
But it will allow you to use AI agents to

(35:05):
do things. So it has like a sidebar that pops
up and let's say, let's say you go to a
website and it's for I don't know, let's just say
a restaurant or something. You can say you can have
chat GPT, use an automated agent to make you a
reservation at that restaurant or something, and it can do

(35:26):
things in the background. It can it can log into
other websites, and you can do all sorts of stuff
for you. I guess on its own. Now, I don't
know if that's good bad, Who knows? Kind of cool.
I I'm seeing some use here.

Speaker 7 (35:40):
This is on their demo or whatever, just showing pictures
like they're looking this person looking at a pair of
shoes and they said, would these shoes be good running
for a marathon And then be like, yeah, these are
or here's some better marathon shoes, and I like this
one too. Open the five less Etsy tabs, I head
open because you know you can close things and go

(36:00):
what was I looking at? I can not find that.
That's pretty cool. That remembers that.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's going to remember everything about you. So that's cool
that you could do that. But what else is it
going to remember? Then somebody is going to get a
hold of and this this stuff is taken over you.
So essentially, I wonder, well, we'll happen at Google stock
today now that open ai has You know, Google makes
a bunch of money off of web search. That's how

(36:27):
they make the vast majority of their money. When you
google something, a lot of those results are sponsored results,
and they're getting paid by companies. That's how Google makes
its money. If open ai has this and it replaces
So if you're not doing a Google search for something,

(36:48):
people are already using.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Chat gpt instead of Google in a lot of cases.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
But if you now don't use Chrome's browser, which is
owned by Google, and you're using chat GPTs browser, you're
using their AI and AI agents, you can almost completely
bypass Google at that point, And I wonder what that
will do to Google's revenue stock whatever I've I don't know.

(37:13):
I've owned Google stock for twenty years. Class or class B,
Class C. Which one was. It's a good question because
they changed it so many many years ago. Where if
everybody had one got the other, but you got I
don't know. Now it's really gone up. I bought this.
It was probably about twenty years ago, I guess, and

(37:35):
I bought it it. You know, I didn't put a
ton of money in there, but it's I don't know
if it's tripled in value, quadrupled in value, gone up
ten times, I don't know, but it's gone up quite
a bit. But I wonder if if Google's days are numbered, perhaps.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Well and wait till change Petise starts doing ads, then
that's gonna be ruined.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
So how would they do ads? In there?

Speaker 7 (38:01):
They taught me a cool restaurant I should go to, Well,
there's here's we have a great idea for a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
This is it, and one that pay sponsored. But the
paid to tell us for you to go to everything
will be that that does suck. But would I think
they already mentioned that they're going to start doing that.

Speaker 7 (38:14):
Dude had some sort of mention of They didn't say ads,
but it's clear that's what it was going to be.
It was going to be like it's always listening and
always knowing and pre emptying you, like saying, hey, there's
a deal on this going on or something, but in
stuff that that interests you is how they were saying it. Really,

(38:35):
it's just going to be like, we know you like
paper towels, bounties having a great sale right now, your
phone's can go off and go this sucks.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I hate this. M Well, would you pay so people
pay for streaming services now just to get rid of ads?
You can do like the cheap package and they have
commercials in there, or you can do a more expensive
package that doesn't have the commercials. You're already paying twenty
dollars a month for chat GPT, Charlie. Would you continue

(39:03):
paying if or pay more if they didn't serve you
any ads or sponsored content? Uh? Actually, yeah, probably it wouldn't.
So if I went up to forty dollars a month,
But I don't know if I pay that because I
don't use that much. I don't use that frequently, So no,
but they're trying to get you to use it a lot,
so it becomes more integrated into your everyday life.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
With the brows, I forget that, I forget it exists
most days. I used it for really dumb things, like
the dumbest things, and then I forget that it actually
has good use cases that.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I never think about.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Like I wanted to do some math on how long
it's going to take me to pay off my house,
or just some weird math stuff, and I was like,
what should I do? And I'm googling it for hours
and then realize, oh, I could just probably pass chat
GP plug all these numbers in a chat GPT and
it spit out an answer in minutes, and I was
like for seconds, really, and I go, wow, let's I
should be using this more often.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
You're trying to do you're paying off? What's what's your
what's your game plan? What's it? What is your thought process?
Over here? You have a houl I have thirty year
mortgage on this all. Yeah, and I about twenty five
years left. Yeah, well I.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Know I've lived there almost eight years now, so yeah,
I don't know twenty three, twenty two, twenty three, yeah,
well I.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
My car is about to be paid off. Nice, but
not totally.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
I mean, I'm like four thousand away from the car, Okay,
so I'm trying to do the math. Should I save
up four thousand pay off the truck then that payment
is gone. Then I take that money that was using
for the truck payment and put it directly into the house.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yes, per month. Well that's one idea.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Or take four thousand that I was going to use
for the truck, put it right toward the mortgage.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Just straight up, No, do the car. It'll help credit. Yeah,
but what's the interest rate on the car? What's the
interest rate on the mortgage?

Speaker 7 (40:55):
I did all this five point nine I think for
the home and three something for the car.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
I would do the car, get get that off your plate,
and then take all that money and dump it into
the house.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
But what's the difference I mean, I was really I mean,
is the credit score.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Will go up when you have that loan paid off.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
No, credit scores go down when you pay off your loans.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You pay off your loans, because oddly sometimes that is works. Yeah,
but I think Susie Orman worried, Well, who case, you
don't even Yeah, by making any major purchases, credit score
I can go down that much. But I was just
trying to see which would make my house pay off faster.
That's what I was really trying to do, is what
is the faster way to pay off the house? If I.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Four thousand towards the mortgage straight up towards the principal
or or two hundred fifty dollars I think is my
car payment two hundred and fifty dollars extra a month
towards that?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
And what did chance ept tell you? Well, it's really
not that much of a difference in all honesty, and
that's about six months difference of how the thing will
shake out in the end. And so it is better
to pay off the car, which difference, but it also
probably is does it give you how much money you're
saving though? Over that?

Speaker 7 (42:09):
You mean interest saving? Yeah, it was in there. I
was really looking more about the time. That's all I
was carrying. To get that off your chest. You want to, Oh,
all I want in my life is to pay off
the house. Then I don't have to try ever again
or do anything.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
You don't have to try, meaning like a life. So
I mean, I said, the moment Charlie pays off this house,
he just doesn't even show up the work any more effects. Again,
you must be pretty close to paying it off at
this point.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
So uh no, because then at that point it's paid off. Yeah,
I have to pay like taxes or whatever you could.
I could, I could pay that.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
But paying off the mortgage, though, is one less expense
regarding the house. All you have to do is paid
for the homeowners insurance in the property taxes.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
That's a good point, and that's what I was thinking.
So once that's done, that's it. I'm also I'm set
for life. Then I have my house. I can I
could be a Walmart reader and I could pay off
the property taxes at the house. It's not that much.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Whatever, it's just at that point, well, it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I have nothing to think about. Ever. Again, somebody says
Timmy d says, I think he's budgeting for a wedding ring,
an engagement ring for his girlfriend. Is that in the cards.
I'm not a liar. I'm just telling you exactly what
I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Okay, Yeah, that's uh.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It is good for stuff like that, but I would
also caution you double check its work, because yeah, I know,
I know even with math that that is wrong. Well, yeah,
you might ask chat GPT something. You know, maybe he
need some information. Maybe you're doing a live read or
something like that, and you ask it for some information
and it just spits out wrong info and you use

(43:52):
that yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to sound smart and then
you sound stupid, like maybe chat GPT tells you that
the Cavaliers were knocked out in the first round of
the playoffs last year and not the second round. Oh yeah, yeah,
you wouldn't say that, would you, because I double check GPP. Yeah. Actually,
just read it verbatim.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
Like Stephen A stupid of sports, like how it works,
because like we were talking yesterday, it's just predictive texts.
It's just like, oh, I should say this after this,
this would make the most sense. But then some of
that works with complicated math that really I don't know
how that. I don't know how they made this seem.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
I mean math is math, like that's easier to get
right math because there's only one way. I'm giving it
to numbers. I'm just throwing half numbers at going. I
don't really know how.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
Much I oh I paid, I think I paid this much,
and I'm kind of throwing half numbers. I think this
is my interest rate and it's still going calculate it's
it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I do have to take a break. We'll try to
get rmg TV. This is I know what the issue
is here, and I remember last time this took a
long time to try.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
To figure the shutout.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
So you can cross your fingers and hopefully that can
be resolved, if not during the break sometime today, who knows.
I do have to take a break. The shizzy is
coming up. What do you have on the way? What
do you think the loneliest day of the year is.
For the loneliest day of the year, Let's see, for singles,

(45:27):
you got Valentine's Day birthday? Okay?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
For holidays, oh oh, okay, your birthday birthday, so you
have Valentine's Day. And then I always see stories where
they say Christmas is the is the most depressing day
for people who are single, and I go, okay, really
is it?

Speaker 3 (45:47):
You should be relishing.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
The fact you don't have to buy a bunch of
presents for people. But is that your guest Christmas? Yeah,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I guess Christmas or Valentine's Day has to be one
of those.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Today I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Next, will be right back.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Hey, hang on,
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