October 22, 2025 • 46 mins
How many miles are everyone's cars? Police are looking for an older man who they say stole $7,500. Duji lost her phone at Target. Does Rover hold Duji back from finding a man? Snitzer is going to Vegas. Breathing through your butt.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Suji from becoming an icld bish Rude.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome to morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The shizzy is coming up in just a moment. What
do you have on the way do?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
What is the loneliest day or like the holiday for
single people the loneliest?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I suggested either Valentine's Day or Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I always hear Christmas, gotcha? They always say the most
suicides on Christmas as well.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I don't know if that's true or not, but all right,
we'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What do you think it's going to drive?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We took pictures of our odometers. What do you think
he's going to drive the most over the next week
and over the next month.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I do think it's going to be Crystal going to
see this boyfriend shop.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I think I think you might be right, Charlie. Who
do you think drives more? Jeffrey or Crystal?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Crystal consistently Jeffrey overall in a year. Crystal's going multiple
times per week. She's driving an hour and really that's
two hours to just get their an get back. But
Jeffrey will go out of nowhere, just go going going
three hours away for to see nothing, just to just
(01:32):
to drive. So that will happen. But I think so overall, Jeffrey,
in a year, Crystal. Week to week?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Are we doing a month or are we doing a week?
Because I think in a week she'll contain herselves.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, we'll do both. Would she contained herselfs Why would
anybody contain themselves?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I already have plans for all this from today until yea.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why would anybody contain themselves? Right now? Just drive how
you drive? What Jeffrey would do? Oh yeah, don't contain yourself.
Just do what you do. Yeah I know that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And Jeffrey will try to drive less just because we
took a picture of dometer.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Weird. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Just drive a guy with a bunch of things I
have to drive to coming up. They're gonna add up.
I actually might beat everybody possibly this week, just because
I have a lot of driving I have to do.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Huh, jeff By the way, Jeffrey, I followed him out
to take a picture of my O dometer. He he
opened and held the door for me, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So he must respect. He respects you respect me, and
that's good. Do we get no respect? He also does
it to Crystal. I don't know. He held the door
for me the other day.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Wow, he's well, he wants you to go through so
you can stare at your ass. Yeah, he just held
it and he continued walking in front of me though,
so he held it as a weird followed him walk.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
To No, it's just this cool guy. Did he hang
it for? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He did?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Cool guy walking out? Guy walk yeap. Oh yeah. It
kind of looks like a gorilla almost, just like Bob
and back and forth. Uh, Dougie, are you ready for
the shoes a little?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
The third time you've teased this. I want to see
where everyone's at.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, sure, I mean r MG TV isn't working, but sure,
go ahead. Let's see uh so later, so anybody, we'll
show later. All right, let's see understand, it doesn't matter.
Let's see Charlie all right, all right, Charlie has five thousand,
three hundred and eighteen fifty three eighteen okay, all right, nice,
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sixty nine miles on the.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm going to trade the car in. We have to
add it up. We have to add them all. You
drive a different car every day every day.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I don't drive a different car. No one's going to
buy this for the month. I will tell them they can't.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
But still, even when you do do that, I usually
drive your other car, drive your other car.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I drive this car when I get Yeah, I'm going
to drive this car.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right, here's here's rovers all right? Four thousand, seven
hundred are hundred and thirty six miles? You guys all
have such low miles.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Wait, why is it four thousand? What's the four thousand
and twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's the trip probably the trip mileage, I would guess. Oh,
I gotcha. Oh okay, wait, so four seven three six.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Okay, here's mine thirty three thousand, all right, thirty three
eight eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And then who's left Crystal?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Crystal eighty six thousand, eight hundred and thirty nine miles,
most of those put on in the past year going
to see her boyfriend. Wow, eighty six thousand. Now, how
many miles do you think, Jeffrey is I'm going to
say one hundred and twenty two thousand.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Miles, one hundred and fifty really year over, I just
want to let you know that was the approximate mileage
on the car when I bought it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh oh, oh, so yeah, we're one hundred and seven
two hundred thousand miles. Okay, what does JLR have one
hundred and ninety one thousand, nine hundred and eighty miles.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Wow, one hundred, one hundred and ninety one. What ninety
eighty one ninety one nine eight was it when you
got it?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I think one hundred and twenty thousand, ninety eight twenty thousand, wow,
June ninety eight, so one hundred miles?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Is that seventy thousand miles?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
When when did you get I got that car in
November of twenty two, twenty twenty two, so three years.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So you're putting on twenty three twenty four thousand miles
a year.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's not bad. That's a lot, a lot. Twenty three
thousand a year.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
At Rover you have almost five thousand miles and Charlie
is fifty five thousand miles. How do you explain that
you've had it for what two months? And you're already
at the same as.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
His you've had it longer than two months, But I
don't know how I've had it longer than two months.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Let's forget Robert Trowie also, and do she have the
three newest vehicles on the show?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And I have a half hour drive into work half
hour drive home. That's it. I don't drive anywhere else
doing what j LR is doing, going all over. They
share my car too.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I bought my brand excuses, I bought my brand new
three years ago.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
What do you mean him, low, I just got we
just traded in the lease, we just got, we just
updated the lease.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, this is a new this is a this is okay,
because it's.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Five thousand miles is nothing. No, you've got that motto
cruise control and stuff. Now he's telling us all about
when he got it. Okay, So I didn't know Charlie
got a new car. So that explains the little mileage.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Okay, all right, and I probably do put him about
twenty twenty thousand.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Charge of twenty twenty two hundred and ninety four a
year a year.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's a lot. Did That's not that much?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
A lot to mostly offer on a lease at a
time is like fifteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think, yeah, that's why, Max, and then you pay thereafter.
That's what that would be.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Sixty There would be sixty six miles every day of
the year, three hundred and sixty five days a year.
If you're driving every single day, sixty six miles a day.
That's a lot, dudes. Most people aren't driving. You know,
you're driving five days a week or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I mean that. You remember, he's not he does not
live far away from work.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
If he lived like forty five minutes away from work,
you go, okay, that adds up.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, No, he lives twelve minutes from work. Okay, all right, dujie.
Are you ready for the award winning shoot?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, here we go on Rolls Morning Glory.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
The White House has announced that the planned meeting between
the President and Russian President Vladimir Putin in Budapest has
been scrapped. Oh remember yesterday said they're going to meet
at the end of the Now they're not going to meet.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
So not sure what's going on with that. Yeh, not
really sure.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So they are not giving us a lot of details
about it, but it's it's scrapped.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Do you see the reporter asking, uh, Caroline Levitt, hey,
why did you pick Budapest? And then she replies, ask
your mom?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Your mom? What that was the reply? Yeah, yeah, that's
the White House order your Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Caroline Lovett is the White House Press Secretary. She's a
smart alex Sometimes I've watched a couple of her press,
breeving consistency. Who she's smart?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sof at and she she shares it too, like us
a badge of accomplishment like badge of honor.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, where did you shoot them to?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
That doesn't even make any sense? Well, hold on, it
made sense a little more sense with those lips.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh those lips. That was weird. Here's that was weird.
That's what Donald AGI's talked about her lips. Here was
her lips. Here's what she wrote.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
This saying, is the president aware of the significance of
Budapest In nineteen ninety four Russia promised in Budapest not
to invade Ukraine if it gave up the nuclear weapons
had inherited when the Soviet Union dissolved? Does he not
see why Ukraine might object to that site? Who suggested Budapest?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Thanks? And then she replies, your mom did. And then
this guy says, is this funny to you? And she writes,
it's funny to me that you actually consider yourself a journalist.
You are a far left hack who nobody takes seriously,
including your colleagues in the media.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They just don't tell you that to your face. Stop
texting me, you're disingenuous, biased at BS questions. He like
to me, that's like a you know, that's a legitimate question, right,
who picked it?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
If it does have significance to Russia, like it seems
I don't know who sv nabs. I have no idea,
but it seems like a normal sort of question the
media might ask.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Go on.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Tropical storm is strengthening in the Caribbean and could become
a hurricane by the end of this week. Haiti is
under a hurricane watch in Jamaica has a tropical storm watch.
Forecasters worn of heavy rain and flooding across Haiti and
the Dominican Republic. More frozen shrimp are being recalled over
possible radiation exposure. Brands include Aquastar, Publics, Best Yet, and
(09:59):
Waterfront Bistro. The FDA says no illnesses have been reported,
customers should return or discard the affected products.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You are at work. That means you did not win
the Mega millions? Did you place your bet last night? Yesterday?
Were over for the six hundred automatically dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, And I'm assuming like I just do it with
this app, and I know it's more expensive to buy,
but it's so easy to buy the tickets that way,
And I don't even check the results because I assume
that if I won the how much.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Was it six hundred and fifty million dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I assume if I won six hundred and fifty million dollars,
they won't just send an email. I'm assuming that app
like the place they'd start calling.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
They would, you know, I would hear about it if
I want so. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
The next the jackpot will now increase to an estimated
six hundred and eighty million dollars, and that will be
for Friday nights drawn.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So it does. I won fourteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Oh god, that's going to help that car payment and house.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Good for you at least if I want anything, I
just I haven't doing it automatically.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, Charlie, how much did you buy? Twenty? Oh I'm
down six, that's okay, roll it over.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I have a friend of mine who is fairly well off,
and he just went to Vegas and his buddies were like,
let's all go, and he's.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like, I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
They're like, come on, what are you gonna do? Are
you gonna work? It's so fine?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
He goes he hit like thirty two thousand dollars from
different machines, thirty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Like, wow, thirty two thousands. Yes, isn't that amazing. Must
have been playing a lot of money though he would
do hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Oh, so it gives me hope.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now I want to go gamble.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I don't even know how I see if I want
any results. Yeah, I'm looking at here. It doesn't show
me winning anything. I'm guessing that means I didn't win
a dollar.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, go on.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Eric and Lyel Menendez re sentenced to fifty years to life.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That now makes them a little.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Bit more closer to a possible parole, according to the judge.
Los Angeles judge has re sentenced both of the brothers
for the nineteen eighty nine murders of their parents. Now
this change does open the possibility of parole, whereas originally
they were sentenced to life without parole. During the sentencing,
the judge noted that despite the horrific crime, the brothers
conduct in prison and supporting letters contributed to the decision. So, however,
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the judge emphasized that eligibility or parole does not mean
they will be released immediately. The decision now shifts to
the Parole Board and the governor. All Right, the loneliest
day of the year for single people. Single people struggle
sometimes through the holidays, and some holidays more than others.
In fact, there's one day that makes single people feel
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the most lonely.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Are you're able to guess it? Thanksgiving? Oh, that's a
good one.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I said to either Valentine's Day or Christmas, I'm gonna
I'm going with Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's a great guest too.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Fifty nine percent of single people say Halloween is one
of the hardest days that the year, and fifty seven
percent say it's actually worse than Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Why yep? They said that.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
A lot of people do couples or groups. When you
do costumes and parties and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
They say, there's if you have a partner and.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You have kids, there's trick or treating, so that makes
you feel like you're involved. If you have custal family
organizations that you are invited to different places like that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So if you're.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Single, you don't have a kid, maybe you don't go
trick or treating, or maybe you don't go to parties
or maybe you don't.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's the best holiday.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You have no responsibilities, you're not obligated to go anywhere,
you don't have to buy anybody gifts. I mean, it
is really the best holiday to take advantage of, all.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Right, But that's coming from somebody that's in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I love Halloween too, so I'm a little bit biased
in that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
If you think hedress up, that's an excuse for chicks
to dress fuddily on Halloween, get.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Drunk, have fun.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You're single, And yeah, I don't if you're going to
do that. And finally, I'll end with this rover. Do
you know Bryant Gumbol?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Do you remember him? Sure? He was on news anchor?
Was it NBC?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
He was on Good No, he was on Good Morning
America back a long, long, long time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Many many years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Bryant Gumble from former Today anchor Oh Wow looks old.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Former Today anchor Bryant.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Gumble was hospitalized this week for a medical emergency. TMZ
reports the first responders used a gurney to take Gumble
from the Manhattan building and took him to a nearby hospital.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It's believed that the host is still there.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
A family member told TMZ that Ryan is okay, but
didn't reveal any other information.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Seventy seven. He looks good.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
He was on He hosted that Real Sports on HBO
for a long time as well. That ended maybe a
year ago or something.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think so yeah, wait, she just said he looks good.
But first she said, oh, he looks old. Yeah, we're
seventy seven. Shut up, oh forty seven, he looks fantastic.
There you go. That's this dizzy ass on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
When the yit goes down, you better be watching.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
R MG TV watch it live at Roverradio dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Let me throw out a hypothetical for you, boy, Jeffrey
loves hypotheticals. Let me throw this one out for you. Okay, Now, really,
you are driving in Maine, all right, Maybe you just
went out there to get some milk the state of may. Well,
why I would drive up to the state of Maine
for milk? It's just hypothetical. Hypothetical.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
You, as you're driving, you see something on the side
of the road, and you go over, you pick it up,
and it's seventy four hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
If I saw seventy four hundred dollars a cash on
the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That money's mine. Yes, I agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
I mean, if it's on the side of the road,
we you have no idea the origin of it or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yep. What's it in? Is it a bird, a bag,
a purse? Yeah, but maybe it just say it's in
a paper bag. I don't know what paper bag? No
markings on it. Why is it? I'd like to know it. Well,
here's a story.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So police are looking for an older gentleman who they
says stole seventy five or seventy four hundred dollars to
be found on the side of the road. I don't
know how you steal something that you found. Now here's
what actually happened. A guy sold his car, he got
seventy four hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
He then did exactly what Dougie would do in this situation,
because Dougie has done this. He was so excited he
sold his car for seventy four hundred dollars. He put
the bag of cash on top of his other car
and drove away. I just did this.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
He this seventy four hundred dollars then falls off the
roof of the car. Later that night, somebody spots it
and they go, oh my god, look it's a bag
of cash. They pick it up, they.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Take it home.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Now, what is the police are searching for this guy?
They have a dash cam from somebody, I guess, and
they say that they're searching for this guy. He stole
this seventy four hundred dollars. The man who sold the
car he didn't even realize until later that evening when
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he got home and he goes, oh no, that's seventy
four hundred dollars was on the roof of the car
and he didn't even realize it. Where's this stealing?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's what I don't understand yours? You know it's not yours?
Is this the finder's keepers? That's that's the law of
the land? I agree, story is out there. What do
you mean not mean there's a law? What's the law?
Law is?
Speaker 7 (18:31):
It says bizarrely strict about los items. Anything over three
dollars has to be claimed, turnover, turned over to who
the town's clerk within a week.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
That pockets it at that point and goes, okay, I
didn't get this, so it.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Has to be turned over to the town's clerk within
a week. Maybe this happened. When did this happen? Was
it more the guy is a week to turn it in.
Maybe he's going to turn it in. I mean, this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
If you find seventy five hundred bucks on the side
of the road, that's yours, I disagree, totally yours.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
As much as I love money and I want money,
I can't keep that because somebody else.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I still to this day, remember I was going I
was in a parking lot outside of a I think
the Aladdin Hotel and casino back in Las Vegas. There
was a concert there, and I don't know if it
was before or after the concert, but there was like
a dirt lot where people would park and my buddies
and I were out there. We went to this concert
or we're going to this concert. And I step took
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like two steps, and I looked down and there was
a crumpled up one hundred dollars bill there. And you know,
at first you think you're getting pranked or something with
hooop dollar.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, and so pick self explanatory. What you wipe your
ass with one hundred dollars bill? Yeah, and then you
wait till somebody picks up.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Usually on to one hundred, you do aunt, but somebody
goes in and go, oh my god, here's money, and
then they touch.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It and the recovered the poop. Classic prank.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So I reached down, I get this, I go, oh
my yeah, it's one hundred dollars. One hundred dollars bill
that was mine. I still remember it to this day.
And this happened a long, long, long time ago. So
if I found seventy five hundred dollars, I'm not turning
that in. I don't think anybody should be expected to
turn that in. I feel bad for the guy. It's
the right thing to do. Once the guy comes forward
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and he goes, hey, I sold this car and I
lost the money, it would be the nice thing, the
right thing to do for the person who found the
money to say he sees it on the news, I'm
sure and go, you know what, I'm going to return
this to the guy he needs it or whatever. That
would be the right thing to do. But I would
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totally understand if the person didn't. Well, I don't know
if I would feel bad if I found that money
and then in the news I saw that somebody was
looking for it, you know, sold the car. I left
the money on top of his car drove away. I
would feel bad. I would give the money up if
I found this seventy five hundred on the side of
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the road. I will tell you this, I wouldn't make
an effort to find out whose it was. If I
saw it on the news then I got home, Man,
I feel bad. I'm going to give this money back.
It is national news now, but in other cases where
it's not national news, I'm not going to go out
of my way to try and find out whose money
that is. I'm just going to keep that money. And
who could blame you? Nobody? So, Jeffery, you would keep
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that finders keepers.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Yeah, but let's say if I, as your example, if
I saw the news and yeah, then I would feel bad.
I would have to give the money over to him,
because at least the guy who's looking for it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
In that case, who you are.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I didn't see the news that day. Oh I didn't
see that. I'm unaware of that. Oh that money. I
thought that was different money that you guys were talking about.
I didn't know that was the money I found.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, you would just keep it, you would never turn
it in.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
There's more to this law. If it's worth more, if
goods are worth more than ten dollars, because three dollars,
you got to turn it into the clerk. Right, if
it's more than ten dollars, same steps also as a
notification published in the local or county newspaper.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
So this law must have been created like two hundred
years ago when ten dollars was a fortune, right, I mean,
you got to be kidding me. And by the way,
what's who has a county newspaper? Still I don't know
this guy risks the guy whoever they're looking for. Police
have a dash cam. Somebody must have driven by. Here's
the actual dash cam photo. So these two guys are
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just picking up this wad of cash, don't you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Definitely don't blame them. I don't blame them. So the
cash is all over the ground, do you see it.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
They's just picking it up, so it's not even in
a bag. So they must be driving by.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, you got to turn that in and bring you
three dollars to the county clerk.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
So now they faced up to five years in jail
at a five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Fine, according to the Attorney General of Maine.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
They're taking somebody else's money. You know, that's not your money.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
They were cleaning up.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
They littered down. Yeah, now, somebody littered all for the road.
That's all I was doing, was cleaning it up. Yeah,
ds literally protecting the earth. I yeah, I don't have.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So you just did this.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
You put something on top of your car and drove away.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, damn, I put something. I put my phone.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I was in a store and I was racing against time,
and I was in a Walmart and I had to
be somewhere, and I put my phone up somewhere in
the flipping store and I it was actually Target, and
then it was Target, and I pull pulled a worker aside,
(23:34):
and I'm like, I'm in I need to be someplace,
and I can't find my phone. So she calls on
the radio, and all these Target people were trying to
help me find the phone, and.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
She's like, let's mark back where.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
So we're racing through the store to find where did
I because I had to lift something.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hadn't call your phone?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Well I did. She did do that, but I don't
usually have my phone ringer on, so it was awful,
and I kept hitting my ding ding ding on my
Apple Watch to track it, so upset and because I'd
get in the area and then then it would go away.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's the worst feeling ever. You would think that Doogie
would learn her lesson with this.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I've told you many times, yeah that I've known Dousi
a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Here's what she does.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
She goes into a target she's buying like tide pods
or something. So normally what somebody would do is they
would take those tide pods, they put it in their cart,
they walked up. What she does is she has like
this this wallet change person sort of thing. She takes that,
she puts it on the shelf with the tide pods.
She then takes the tide pods, puts them in the cart,
(24:47):
but inevitably gets distracted by some snapchat on her phone
or something.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
The other surprising thing is she's also a bad lady
and has thousands of bands.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I don't have a purse. Why not I wear across
the shots.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Put your important items in the phone, one of those pets,
it in one of the many.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Bags you have.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I don't carry bags around, I wear I wear one
of those Lulu Lemon across that that doesn't work for
you because I can't put my phone in it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You can get a different one, because.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
So I did, just because I I did just buy
a purse that over the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But you'll lose that.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You've been doing this for decades, I know. But here's
the thing could help I One time, I one time
I broke a pair of sunglasses. And these were sunglasses.
This is many years ago, probably fifteen, maybe twenty years ago.
These were at the time expensive one hundred dollars sunglasses.
(25:44):
You know, fifteen years ago, that's super expensive, right.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I would never buy those.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I broke these sunglasses and I have not broken a
pair of sunglasses since that day because I learned my lesson.
I go Jesus Christ. These things were expensive and I
just broke them. Just money wasted. I learned my lesson.
You keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and
(26:08):
over again. Yeah, why why don't you learn your lesson?
Of like, instead of putting your phone, why would you
put your phone down on a shelf?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I just said, because I had to lift something. Do
you have a pocket? Sometimes sometimes I do that? She's
even so, no offense, but she's even so dumb that.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
We were just walking Well, we were just walking out
to take pictures of our odometers to track mileage over
the next week or so.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And we're all walking out.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Jeffery's doing his cool guy walk in front of us,
I'm behind him, and then Dugi comes trotting out and
then she goes, oh, oh my god, I left my
phone in there. And I go, okay, So what she goes, well,
you're going to have to take the picture of my
odometer because I left my phone back in the station.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I said, okay, So we walked up there.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
We get up there, Ugie is upset that Jeffrey is
walking slowly. So Dougie, he's like, oh, come on, go
no a sense of urgency. She's being you, um, bitchy
like normal.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Because he's like so slow, showing off how he struts.
I know, no, yeah, and yeah, I was walking, yeah,
doing that walk.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
After I took the picture, I had to take a
quick quick I took a quick pivot to the bathroom,
walked back, got to the steal before Vin before we
got back on the air.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
So okay, uh, not part of the story, but uh so,
as Dougie then pushes her way around Jeffrey because she's
so he's she's upset. This is actually in the parking garage. Now,
she walks in front of me and then goes around Jeffrey,
walks in front of him, and I see in her
back pocket? Is that phone? I go to your phone?
(27:47):
Is in your pocket? You idiot?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Put it in my ask?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh, Like she's completely clueless.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And again, everybody makes mistakes.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
But if you've done it once, like she multiple times
has left this wallet on top of her car and
then drives away. So and you go, why why do
you do that?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well, I'm loading stuff into my car, so I put
the wallet on top of the car. You have the bags.
Why why would you continue doing that?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
After you drive away and then you your wallet falls
off your car and is picked up by a random
person who nicely gives it back to you.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
But you've done this multiple times. I remember the one time.
The next time you go to put the wallet on
top of your car, wouldn't something in your brain go, oh, man,
I did that before and that was a mistake. I'm
not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
No.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, remember one time I put my I had to
go to the accountant and I put my folder on
top of the cars.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah. Yeah, with her salary, her social Security number and
everything else.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
It goes on a main drag, pulls out all the.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Paper. I'm in the middle of the streets. I gotta
get my papers. I'm late for an appointment. Thank god
somebody picked it up there.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like I could steal this chick's identity, but she's so stupid.
I don't even use her social Security for that. I
just don't understand. This is a serious question. Yeah, why
haven't you learned your lesson? I don't know, because it
always works out for what.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Do you mean it works out? Like that guy found
your tax stuff. He's really quick. I know that was
a meet somebody that way.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
This is your like usually needs to leave something at
like a guy's house.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But she's leaving stuff just in the world.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You know that same friend of mine who who told
me that he want all that money, he did tell
me he was You know that Rover's obsessed with you,
and he holds you back from ever meeting someone.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You know that, right.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I don't think about you at all after I leave
this studio, and do not think about it when I
hold you back from meeting and I said, I understand.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wow, why is this guy so jealous? Who Rover?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Why is this the guy just Joseph Rover? Is that
jealouse of Rover? Santah Rover?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So how am I holding you back from meeting somebody?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And I said, I totally agree. Well, give me an example.
Are you over the past year? Tell me how I've
held you dumb?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I make you sound dumb, So you have something to say, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
No, I'm just being I'm just like totally entertained by
you guys all the time I've been on this show.
You guys argue like you're a married couple.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Interesting, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
A j And Rochester says, I think do she thinks
it's cute to be so stupid?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
And this is her whole person stupid. I'm smart, she
is really stupid.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Don't get me wrong, I'm very But do you think
that she thinks it's cool and or funny and or
cute to be that dumb?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Exactly? I think that's an actual great point.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
So she's really it's so stupid that she thinks it's
cute to be dumb. That's how dumb she is. Okay,
weird anyway. So you think you would learn your lesson,
but she did not. And so now main police are
searching for these people that found seventy four hundred dollars
scattered across the road.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
They thought it's their lucky day. But yeah, they have
the picture of them.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And you saw the picture of the two guys there
just crouching down getting all the money off of the road.
They then got into a Honda CRV that's their car
parked up there.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
See, yeah, they'll find out.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
So they pull over, they blow through this money on
the on the road and they go, we just drove
through a bunch of money. So they pull over to
the side of the road, they get out, they go
collect the money, they get back in their Honda CRV
and drive away like normal people would do.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I've got to take a break.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Eight six six, you're over eight six six nine sixty
seven six eight three seven.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Will be right back on Rover's Morning Gloria, Losh potatoes.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
What do we do next?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
This is the worst thing who's reached the bottom?
Speaker 10 (32:04):
Welcome back to your Rover's Morning Glory, Ron in Corning,
New York.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Get around Rover's Morning Glory, Your Morning Ron Gerrol Rover, Hey,
what's happening?
Speaker 11 (32:25):
Hey, I have a theory.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
You excuse me.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
You are perplexed on why she teams making the same
mistakes over and over and nevers aren't wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yes, by theory, she doesn't care.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
Because she makes her problem everyone else's problem. She just
admitted it in the store that when she lost her phone.
Speaker 12 (32:47):
She got all the employees together and made him helpook.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
For her phone. It's so different than when Jeffrey comes
out in.
Speaker 12 (32:55):
The air says a little boohoo story about what's going
on with him, and either you pick up the tab
or whatever.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Whatever he needs, or the listeners call in and they
give him money.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
So you think that it's because there's no consequence for
being stupid, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm not stupid. I see all.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Right, Well that is interesting because it's weird, like no, no,
I the story that she told about just recently losing
her phone and she's in a store and she put
the phone down on a shelf, which is stupid because
she's done this so many times before with her wallet.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Because you're to walk your wife.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
You know, I'm smart, I go, I don't want to
do that, So my whole life revolves around trying not
to do things that I don't want to do, and
that's that's lazy. That may be, but it's it's lazy
and it's smart. But if I did the same thing
as Dougie and I lost my phone in a target,
(34:00):
probably the last thing I would do would be to
gather all the employees and make them search for my
phone and make announcements and all that, because.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I'll tell you why, I would be embarrassed by this.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Now, I would I would spend all day searching through
that target store trying to find my phone, as opposed to,
you know, getting recruiting them to help out, because I
would feel stupid.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I go, God, they're going to think I'm a real
idiot for doing this.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, they were actually very pleasant, and I couldn't. I
had to go pick people up at the high school,
and I had all these to do that without your
phone waiting.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No, I'm not going to leave my phone.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
In a target and then somebody could steal it. So
there were a couple people putting out stuff, and then
there were two other people in the four of us,
five of us.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Fine, we found it. See what throver is?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
He just made the example how he likes to avoid
not doing stuff. He's guy do ye, so I would
venture to say that. And Robert did admit he's lazy. Yes,
but he actually combined The only person I know combines
laziness with smartness.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
That's right, I work hard at being lazy. Simon says
that Dougie is just like Jeffrey. She doesn't worry about
it because it always works out for her. She can
lose her tax papers and somehow it always works out
the same thing with Alr. He blows through all his
money and somehow he ends up making it somewhere else,
(35:33):
just like what that guy said.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And Chris says Dougie is like.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
This because she wants to be exactly like Elaine on Seinfeld.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
She thinks it's charming and c exactly. Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
One time, I think I remember I have a I'm
a lost told story. I remember one time I walked
to Giine Eagle to get something for myself because he
likes his Carela to reprepepper Jackgie.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
So how you figure it?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I figure.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Carolina the bloody damn story.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I am speaking up Dougie.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
But needs to be clearly what is he like this
Carolina Reaper pepper Jack cheese.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
There you go. Okay. So so I walked the Giant Eagle.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
I go buy the cheese, and I realized that he
used the bathroom so seriously across the street and I
had to go number two, and I take my tone
out and I'll like, I'll scroll through stuff like that.
I'm taking a dump, right actually, and I put my
phone on the toilet papers some thing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
So I'm like halfway home with like I feel and
all the way back to that get go and there's
my phone.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's like, thank god.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Up, so you left your phone on the toy on
the toilet, and I was.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Lucky enough and I and I actually had to wear
with all the go back. He quick get my phone.
I was like, So I got my phone back in
my hand. I made sure it was in my pocket,
and then I walked home.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Did you buy the cheese and then go take the
dump or were you in the cheese aisle?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
He said, I gotta take a dump. I bought the cheese.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay, okay, so you put the cheese in the bathroom
with you where it's like in a bag?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Where did you pick cut the cheese? They did cut
the cheese.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Where did you put the bag as you were sitting
down on the toilet to poop.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I put it like right down on the floor next
to me. It's a package. And then what do you
do when you get home with that?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
He goes.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
I put it in the fridge and he sees it
makes it makes the pepper big.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
But so you're telling me the pepper jack cheese is
in it's itself is in a bag. And then that
is inside of a plastic shopping bag.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Right, No, no, no, it's in the regular package.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
It was by the manufacturer, in the plastic shopping bag, right,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah, all right, So then when you get home, where
do you put the plastic shopping bag?
Speaker 8 (37:46):
I take take the cheese out of the plastic shopping
bag for the shopping bag out, put the cheese in
the while it's in the package in the fridge and
he he put.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
The plastic Like when I unload the groceries, I put
the the the bags up on the counter.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Is that what you did? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:02):
Put on It's just one item, one item, yeah, okay,
But my son likes to make a sandwich with pepperoni
and Carolina reper Pepperject chees and mustard.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Oh that sounds delicious. Maybe that's the reason why you're
pooping so much.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Cheese.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
No, first of all, I don't eat pepper Ject sheets.
Speaker 13 (38:22):
Or Carolin, either Provolone or Swiss Pavoloni. No, it's Provolo
and Charlie so many email mean this said. This is
what Dougie needs is a product for her. Oh yeah,
it's a chain that you can put your phone in.
You see this and you wear your phone around like that?
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Oh, I've seen lots of these, and designers even make these.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
All right, I've not seen this, but okay, that way,
she can't lose her phone. But she even lost it
and it was in her back pocket recently. That is true,
and I'm Brandon says he has a theory on that
the phone in the back pocket and then her racing
in front of you was a vain attempt to get
(39:04):
her to get you to look at her ass. No,
I don't need that's why she runs in front and
then the phone in the back pocket, right man.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
At the same time, bye bye. Instead of where's wall
those where's the phone snits?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Are you going to Vegas. Yeah, this weekend. Yeah, okay, tomorrow.
I am leaving tomorrow after him. Charlie run on r
m G t V on Friday and then I so
you're going to see this the Wizard of Oz thing
at the sphere?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yes? Are you excited for that? I am super excited.
My wife is super excited. Are they still dropping those apples?
An apple? Really bad? Okay? You're gonna fight somebody for
one of those apples? You will? Okay, she's she's tough. Charlie.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Can you help me out with something? I see a
story in my system and maybe you might you might
have some details on this. Yeah, butt breathing. What do
you know about butt breathing? And can you explain butt
breathing to me? And they say that it might be
a medical treatment butt breathing, not.
Speaker 14 (40:20):
Butt breath because he's you know, he's familiar with that.
I'm very familiar with that is intimately aware, but breathing.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
So I guess somebody in twenty twenty four, some people
won the Nobel Prize in something not the Peace Prize,
a different one, yes, okay, okay, physiology, and I guess
there's some bugs or something that can breathe through their
butt when they when their lungs are screwed up or something.
(40:54):
Some animals can breathe through their butt the rectal oxygen delivery,
all right, So and they're going to try to figure
out how we can get this into people because you
know a lot of people have they're on ventilators, they
are on oxygen and stuff because of long COVID and stuff.
So they're going to try to get figure out a
way that us people can start breathing through a butt
(41:15):
and then we can go swimming like whales and just
putting our butts in the air and then I guess
breathe through your butt somehow.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Interest it's been pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Well, I guess I'm just skimming through the c Cucumbers
can breathe through their butt, I guess, and rather than
through their gills, and then they can survive hypoxic conditions.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Not enough oxygen? Is that what that is?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
I don't know what hypoxic conditions are.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
It's like a lack of oxygen like D two pilots
and the answer someone have to wear the actual same spacesuits.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
That's space sial last pronats have to wear all right,
and hypoxia, I believe if lack of oxygen and then
you you start to kind of like it's almost like
a feeling of like you sort of get high and
out of it, I guess, and then you don't know, like, oh,
I had to flip on this switch to start breathing,
but you're so you're so out of it that you
don't even do that, and then you dropped dead. But anyways,
(42:12):
these sea cucumbers can literally breathe through their anuses and survive.
And so what you're telling me, Charlie is doctors are
hoping or have developed a way.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Well, they've done it to some mammals so far. We've talked.
We're talking rodents and porcupines.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
They stuck a tube up to butt.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
They stuck a tube up to butt and then basically
choked them or they made it so they couldn't breathe,
and then they were saying, oh wow, they're staying alive
through this butt edema, this oxygen enema.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
So if I.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Am, this is really making me think about the time
that Dieter we got a big water tank in the
back of the radio station because Peter told me that
he could breathe his own farts, and that from navy seals.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
That was a little different than what he was doing, say,
a little bit different, but in the same vein of.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Expel gas through his butt and then breathe it in
and breathe it back into his lungs oxygen oxygen.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
So this is more he should have been trying to
basically stick the snorkel tube up his ass up. So
if I'm at a steakhouse and I'm eating a nice
juicy filet and I take a bite and somebody makes
me laugh, and I go.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I start choking on my steak.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Before the waiter can come over and hopefully give me
the Heimlich maneuver to save my life, I could actually
just breathe through my ass, perhaps maybe get down on
my hands and knees, stick my ass in the air.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Like I just don't care.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Then somebody and they give you mouth to mouth to
your ass, and that should.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Work, so you potentially can survive a choking incidentbody's breathing
through your ass.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Now it doesn't quite work.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
It's more of a liquid oxygen oxygenated liquid that they're
putting up their butt.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Ah, not just They're not just filling your butt full
of air. Okay, here's what is this chart that you
have here?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Don't know it's on the It's on the article.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Okay, So here is Here's a guy that's the intrect
laying on a on a medical table and he basically
is on his side. He has an IV bag and
they have an this is this is like the chart
that they have created, the infographic that they've created for
this article. He has an IV tube going right up
(44:34):
his ass and he's breathing. You're telling me he's breathing
oxygenated liquid.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
So the test they have to do first that they're
they're filling all these Japanese guys his asses up with
this liquid, but didn't they volunteered to have oxygen in it.
They just want to see could these guys hold this
liquid in their ass for a little while? And twenty
seven dudes and hand did this. Twenty of the men
(45:02):
were able to hold this liquid up their ass for
an hour. Oh my god, but this was not oxygen liquid.
This is okay liquid to see can they hold like
an enema liquid?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Almost? Can they just hold it?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
And then next step I think they're going to try
it with oxygenated liquid to see will you start will
you start where.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Your body absorb that oxygen and then you're find through
your ass and interesting, So this could be for an
emergency kit for maybe like a scuba diver. Let's say
you're scuba diving, your oxygen tank somehow malfunctions or you
run out of oxygen. You can have like a Capri
sun pouch emergency build up, emergency break open. You pop
(45:45):
that open, you stick the Caprice son straw up your ass.
You squeeze, and there's oxygenated liquid in there.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You squeeze it up your ass.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Well, it's almost good just to keep it in there
and just to refill it every hour, can't you think
maybe just because you don't know when tragedy is going
to strike and you start drowning, you fall into a
river or a lake or whatever, your ass is already
filled with all that oxygen. Or my steakhouse example, like
before you go out to eat and you have to
stick oxygenated liquid up your ass and keep it up
there just in.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Case you choke at dinner. So all sorts of possible
scenarios for the future of humanity, but we can potentially
breathe through our ass. As the actual headline, this is
the headline.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Headline butt breathing might soon be a real medical treatment
is the headline, So stand by for that. I've got
to take a break. Dougie has these shoes. He coming
up in just a moment. Will be right back.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Hang
Suji from becoming an icld bish Rude.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome to morning Glory.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The shizzy is coming up in just a moment. What
do you have on the way do?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
What is the loneliest day or like the holiday for
single people the loneliest?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I suggested either Valentine's Day or Christmas.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I always hear Christmas, gotcha? They always say the most
suicides on Christmas as well.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I don't know if that's true or not, but all right,
we'll get to that in just a moment.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
What do you think it's going to drive?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We took pictures of our odometers. What do you think
he's going to drive the most over the next week
and over the next month.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I do think it's going to be Crystal going to
see this boyfriend shop.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I think I think you might be right, Charlie. Who
do you think drives more? Jeffrey or Crystal?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Crystal consistently Jeffrey overall in a year. Crystal's going multiple
times per week. She's driving an hour and really that's
two hours to just get their an get back. But
Jeffrey will go out of nowhere, just go going going
three hours away for to see nothing, just to just
(01:32):
to drive. So that will happen. But I think so overall, Jeffrey,
in a year, Crystal. Week to week?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Are we doing a month or are we doing a week?
Because I think in a week she'll contain herselves.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Well, we'll do both. Would she contained herselfs Why would
anybody contain themselves?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I already have plans for all this from today until yea.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why would anybody contain themselves? Right now? Just drive how
you drive? What Jeffrey would do? Oh yeah, don't contain yourself.
Just do what you do. Yeah I know that.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And Jeffrey will try to drive less just because we
took a picture of dometer.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Weird. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Just drive a guy with a bunch of things I
have to drive to coming up. They're gonna add up.
I actually might beat everybody possibly this week, just because
I have a lot of driving I have to do.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Huh, jeff By the way, Jeffrey, I followed him out
to take a picture of my O dometer. He he
opened and held the door for me, Charlie.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So he must respect. He respects you respect me, and
that's good. Do we get no respect? He also does
it to Crystal. I don't know. He held the door
for me the other day.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Wow, he's well, he wants you to go through so
you can stare at your ass. Yeah, he just held
it and he continued walking in front of me though,
so he held it as a weird followed him walk.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
To No, it's just this cool guy. Did he hang
it for? Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
He did?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Cool guy walking out? Guy walk yeap. Oh yeah. It
kind of looks like a gorilla almost, just like Bob
and back and forth. Uh, Dougie, are you ready for
the shoes a little?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
The third time you've teased this. I want to see
where everyone's at.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, sure, I mean r MG TV isn't working, but sure,
go ahead. Let's see uh so later, so anybody, we'll
show later. All right, let's see understand, it doesn't matter.
Let's see Charlie all right, all right, Charlie has five thousand,
three hundred and eighteen fifty three eighteen okay, all right, nice,
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sixty nine miles on the.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm going to trade the car in. We have to
add it up. We have to add them all. You
drive a different car every day every day.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I don't drive a different car. No one's going to
buy this for the month. I will tell them they can't.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
But still, even when you do do that, I usually
drive your other car, drive your other car.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I drive this car when I get Yeah, I'm going
to drive this car.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
All right, here's here's rovers all right? Four thousand, seven
hundred are hundred and thirty six miles? You guys all
have such low miles.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Wait, why is it four thousand? What's the four thousand
and twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's the trip probably the trip mileage, I would guess. Oh,
I gotcha. Oh okay, wait, so four seven three six.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Okay, here's mine thirty three thousand, all right, thirty three
eight eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And then who's left Crystal?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Crystal eighty six thousand, eight hundred and thirty nine miles,
most of those put on in the past year going
to see her boyfriend. Wow, eighty six thousand. Now, how
many miles do you think, Jeffrey is I'm going to
say one hundred and twenty two thousand.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Miles, one hundred and fifty really year over, I just
want to let you know that was the approximate mileage
on the car when I bought it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh oh, oh, so yeah, we're one hundred and seven
two hundred thousand miles. Okay, what does JLR have one
hundred and ninety one thousand, nine hundred and eighty miles.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Wow, one hundred, one hundred and ninety one. What ninety
eighty one ninety one nine eight was it when you
got it?
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I think one hundred and twenty thousand, ninety eight twenty thousand, wow,
June ninety eight, so one hundred miles?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Is that seventy thousand miles?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
When when did you get I got that car in
November of twenty two, twenty twenty two, so three years.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
So you're putting on twenty three twenty four thousand miles
a year.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's not bad. That's a lot, a lot. Twenty three
thousand a year.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
At Rover you have almost five thousand miles and Charlie
is fifty five thousand miles. How do you explain that
you've had it for what two months? And you're already
at the same as.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
His you've had it longer than two months, But I
don't know how I've had it longer than two months.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Let's forget Robert Trowie also, and do she have the
three newest vehicles on the show?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And I have a half hour drive into work half
hour drive home. That's it. I don't drive anywhere else
doing what j LR is doing, going all over. They
share my car too.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I bought my brand excuses, I bought my brand new
three years ago.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
What do you mean him, low, I just got we
just traded in the lease, we just got, we just
updated the lease.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, this is a new this is a this is okay,
because it's.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Five thousand miles is nothing. No, you've got that motto
cruise control and stuff. Now he's telling us all about
when he got it. Okay, So I didn't know Charlie
got a new car. So that explains the little mileage.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
Okay, all right, and I probably do put him about
twenty twenty thousand.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Charge of twenty twenty two hundred and ninety four a
year a year.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's a lot. Did That's not that much?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
A lot to mostly offer on a lease at a
time is like fifteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think, yeah, that's why, Max, and then you pay thereafter.
That's what that would be.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Sixty There would be sixty six miles every day of
the year, three hundred and sixty five days a year.
If you're driving every single day, sixty six miles a day.
That's a lot, dudes. Most people aren't driving. You know,
you're driving five days a week or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I mean that. You remember, he's not he does not
live far away from work.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
If he lived like forty five minutes away from work,
you go, okay, that adds up.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, No, he lives twelve minutes from work. Okay, all right, dujie.
Are you ready for the award winning shoot?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, here we go on Rolls Morning Glory.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
The White House has announced that the planned meeting between
the President and Russian President Vladimir Putin in Budapest has
been scrapped. Oh remember yesterday said they're going to meet
at the end of the Now they're not going to meet.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
So not sure what's going on with that. Yeh, not
really sure.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
So they are not giving us a lot of details
about it, but it's it's scrapped.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Do you see the reporter asking, uh, Caroline Levitt, hey,
why did you pick Budapest? And then she replies, ask
your mom?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Your mom? What that was the reply? Yeah, yeah, that's
the White House order your Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Caroline Lovett is the White House Press Secretary. She's a
smart alex Sometimes I've watched a couple of her press,
breeving consistency. Who she's smart?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Sof at and she she shares it too, like us
a badge of accomplishment like badge of honor.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, where did you shoot them to?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
That doesn't even make any sense? Well, hold on, it
made sense a little more sense with those lips.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh those lips. That was weird. Here's that was weird.
That's what Donald AGI's talked about her lips. Here was
her lips. Here's what she wrote.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
This saying, is the president aware of the significance of
Budapest In nineteen ninety four Russia promised in Budapest not
to invade Ukraine if it gave up the nuclear weapons
had inherited when the Soviet Union dissolved? Does he not
see why Ukraine might object to that site? Who suggested Budapest?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Thanks? And then she replies, your mom did. And then
this guy says, is this funny to you? And she writes,
it's funny to me that you actually consider yourself a journalist.
You are a far left hack who nobody takes seriously,
including your colleagues in the media.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
They just don't tell you that to your face. Stop
texting me, you're disingenuous, biased at BS questions. He like
to me, that's like a you know, that's a legitimate question, right,
who picked it?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
If it does have significance to Russia, like it seems
I don't know who sv nabs. I have no idea,
but it seems like a normal sort of question the
media might ask.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Go on.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Tropical storm is strengthening in the Caribbean and could become
a hurricane by the end of this week. Haiti is
under a hurricane watch in Jamaica has a tropical storm watch.
Forecasters worn of heavy rain and flooding across Haiti and
the Dominican Republic. More frozen shrimp are being recalled over
possible radiation exposure. Brands include Aquastar, Publics, Best Yet, and
(09:59):
Waterfront Bistro. The FDA says no illnesses have been reported,
customers should return or discard the affected products.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You are at work. That means you did not win
the Mega millions? Did you place your bet last night? Yesterday?
Were over for the six hundred automatically dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Okay, And I'm assuming like I just do it with
this app, and I know it's more expensive to buy,
but it's so easy to buy the tickets that way,
And I don't even check the results because I assume
that if I won the how much.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Was it six hundred and fifty million dollars?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I assume if I won six hundred and fifty million dollars,
they won't just send an email. I'm assuming that app
like the place they'd start calling.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
They would, you know, I would hear about it if
I want so. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
The next the jackpot will now increase to an estimated
six hundred and eighty million dollars, and that will be
for Friday nights drawn.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
So it does. I won fourteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Oh god, that's going to help that car payment and house.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Good for you at least if I want anything, I
just I haven't doing it automatically.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, Charlie, how much did you buy? Twenty? Oh I'm
down six, that's okay, roll it over.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I have a friend of mine who is fairly well off,
and he just went to Vegas and his buddies were like,
let's all go, and he's.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Like, I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
They're like, come on, what are you gonna do? Are
you gonna work? It's so fine?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
He goes he hit like thirty two thousand dollars from
different machines, thirty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Like, wow, thirty two thousands. Yes, isn't that amazing. Must
have been playing a lot of money though he would
do hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Oh, so it gives me hope.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now I want to go gamble.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I don't even know how I see if I want
any results. Yeah, I'm looking at here. It doesn't show
me winning anything. I'm guessing that means I didn't win
a dollar.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Okay, go on.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Eric and Lyel Menendez re sentenced to fifty years to life.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That now makes them a little.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Bit more closer to a possible parole, according to the judge.
Los Angeles judge has re sentenced both of the brothers
for the nineteen eighty nine murders of their parents. Now
this change does open the possibility of parole, whereas originally
they were sentenced to life without parole. During the sentencing,
the judge noted that despite the horrific crime, the brothers
conduct in prison and supporting letters contributed to the decision. So, however,
(12:34):
the judge emphasized that eligibility or parole does not mean
they will be released immediately. The decision now shifts to
the Parole Board and the governor. All Right, the loneliest
day of the year for single people. Single people struggle
sometimes through the holidays, and some holidays more than others.
In fact, there's one day that makes single people feel
(12:56):
the most lonely.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Are you're able to guess it? Thanksgiving? Oh, that's a
good one.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I said to either Valentine's Day or Christmas, I'm gonna
I'm going with Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's a great guest too.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Fifty nine percent of single people say Halloween is one
of the hardest days that the year, and fifty seven
percent say it's actually worse than Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Why yep? They said that.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
A lot of people do couples or groups. When you
do costumes and parties and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
They say, there's if you have a partner and.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
You have kids, there's trick or treating, so that makes
you feel like you're involved. If you have custal family
organizations that you are invited to different places like that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
So if you're.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Single, you don't have a kid, maybe you don't go
trick or treating, or maybe you don't go to parties
or maybe you don't.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's the best holiday.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
You have no responsibilities, you're not obligated to go anywhere,
you don't have to buy anybody gifts. I mean, it
is really the best holiday to take advantage of, all.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Right, But that's coming from somebody that's in a relationship.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
I love Halloween too, so I'm a little bit biased
in that.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
If you think hedress up, that's an excuse for chicks
to dress fuddily on Halloween, get.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Drunk, have fun.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You're single, And yeah, I don't if you're going to
do that. And finally, I'll end with this rover. Do
you know Bryant Gumbol?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Do you remember him? Sure? He was on news anchor?
Was it NBC?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
He was on Good No, he was on Good Morning
America back a long, long, long time.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Many many years ago.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Well.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Bryant Gumble from former Today anchor Oh Wow looks old.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Former Today anchor Bryant.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Gumble was hospitalized this week for a medical emergency. TMZ
reports the first responders used a gurney to take Gumble
from the Manhattan building and took him to a nearby hospital.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It's believed that the host is still there.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
A family member told TMZ that Ryan is okay, but
didn't reveal any other information.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Seventy seven. He looks good.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
He was on He hosted that Real Sports on HBO
for a long time as well. That ended maybe a
year ago or something.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think so yeah, wait, she just said he looks good.
But first she said, oh, he looks old. Yeah, we're
seventy seven. Shut up, oh forty seven, he looks fantastic.
There you go. That's this dizzy ass on Rover's Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
When the yit goes down, you better be watching.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
R MG TV watch it live at Roverradio dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Let me throw out a hypothetical for you, boy, Jeffrey
loves hypotheticals. Let me throw this one out for you. Okay, Now, really,
you are driving in Maine, all right, Maybe you just
went out there to get some milk the state of may. Well,
why I would drive up to the state of Maine
for milk? It's just hypothetical. Hypothetical.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
You, as you're driving, you see something on the side
of the road, and you go over, you pick it up,
and it's seventy four hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
If I saw seventy four hundred dollars a cash on
the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That money's mine. Yes, I agree with you one hundred percent.
Speaker 8 (16:33):
I mean, if it's on the side of the road,
we you have no idea the origin of it or
anything like that.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yep. What's it in? Is it a bird, a bag,
a purse? Yeah, but maybe it just say it's in
a paper bag. I don't know what paper bag? No
markings on it. Why is it? I'd like to know it. Well,
here's a story.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
So police are looking for an older gentleman who they
says stole seventy five or seventy four hundred dollars to
be found on the side of the road. I don't
know how you steal something that you found. Now here's
what actually happened. A guy sold his car, he got
seventy four hundred dollars in cash.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
He then did exactly what Dougie would do in this situation,
because Dougie has done this. He was so excited he
sold his car for seventy four hundred dollars. He put
the bag of cash on top of his other car
and drove away. I just did this.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
He this seventy four hundred dollars then falls off the
roof of the car. Later that night, somebody spots it
and they go, oh my god, look it's a bag
of cash. They pick it up, they.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Take it home.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Now, what is the police are searching for this guy?
They have a dash cam from somebody, I guess, and
they say that they're searching for this guy. He stole
this seventy four hundred dollars. The man who sold the
car he didn't even realize until later that evening when
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he got home and he goes, oh no, that's seventy
four hundred dollars was on the roof of the car
and he didn't even realize it. Where's this stealing?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
That's what I don't understand yours? You know it's not yours?
Is this the finder's keepers? That's that's the law of
the land? I agree, story is out there. What do
you mean not mean there's a law? What's the law?
Law is?
Speaker 7 (18:31):
It says bizarrely strict about los items. Anything over three
dollars has to be claimed, turnover, turned over to who
the town's clerk within a week.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
That pockets it at that point and goes, okay, I
didn't get this, so it.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Has to be turned over to the town's clerk within
a week. Maybe this happened. When did this happen? Was
it more the guy is a week to turn it in.
Maybe he's going to turn it in. I mean, this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
If you find seventy five hundred bucks on the side
of the road, that's yours, I disagree, totally yours.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
As much as I love money and I want money,
I can't keep that because somebody else.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I still to this day, remember I was going I
was in a parking lot outside of a I think
the Aladdin Hotel and casino back in Las Vegas. There
was a concert there, and I don't know if it
was before or after the concert, but there was like
a dirt lot where people would park and my buddies
and I were out there. We went to this concert
or we're going to this concert. And I step took
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like two steps, and I looked down and there was
a crumpled up one hundred dollars bill there. And you know,
at first you think you're getting pranked or something with
hooop dollar.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, and so pick self explanatory. What you wipe your
ass with one hundred dollars bill? Yeah, and then you
wait till somebody picks up.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Usually on to one hundred, you do aunt, but somebody
goes in and go, oh my god, here's money, and
then they touch.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It and the recovered the poop. Classic prank.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So I reached down, I get this, I go, oh
my yeah, it's one hundred dollars. One hundred dollars bill
that was mine. I still remember it to this day.
And this happened a long, long, long time ago. So
if I found seventy five hundred dollars, I'm not turning
that in. I don't think anybody should be expected to
turn that in. I feel bad for the guy. It's
the right thing to do. Once the guy comes forward
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and he goes, hey, I sold this car and I
lost the money, it would be the nice thing, the
right thing to do for the person who found the
money to say he sees it on the news, I'm
sure and go, you know what, I'm going to return
this to the guy he needs it or whatever. That
would be the right thing to do. But I would
(20:38):
totally understand if the person didn't. Well, I don't know
if I would feel bad if I found that money
and then in the news I saw that somebody was
looking for it, you know, sold the car. I left
the money on top of his car drove away. I
would feel bad. I would give the money up if
I found this seventy five hundred on the side of
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the road. I will tell you this, I wouldn't make
an effort to find out whose it was. If I
saw it on the news then I got home, Man,
I feel bad. I'm going to give this money back.
It is national news now, but in other cases where
it's not national news, I'm not going to go out
of my way to try and find out whose money
that is. I'm just going to keep that money. And
who could blame you? Nobody? So, Jeffery, you would keep
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that finders keepers.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Yeah, but let's say if I, as your example, if
I saw the news and yeah, then I would feel bad.
I would have to give the money over to him,
because at least the guy who's looking for it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
In that case, who you are.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I didn't see the news that day. Oh I didn't
see that. I'm unaware of that. Oh that money. I
thought that was different money that you guys were talking about.
I didn't know that was the money I found.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah, you would just keep it, you would never turn
it in.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
There's more to this law. If it's worth more, if
goods are worth more than ten dollars, because three dollars,
you got to turn it into the clerk. Right, if
it's more than ten dollars, same steps also as a
notification published in the local or county newspaper.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
So this law must have been created like two hundred
years ago when ten dollars was a fortune, right, I mean,
you got to be kidding me. And by the way,
what's who has a county newspaper? Still I don't know
this guy risks the guy whoever they're looking for. Police
have a dash cam. Somebody must have driven by. Here's
the actual dash cam photo. So these two guys are
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just picking up this wad of cash, don't you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Definitely don't blame them. I don't blame them. So the
cash is all over the ground, do you see it.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
They's just picking it up, so it's not even in
a bag. So they must be driving by.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, you got to turn that in and bring you
three dollars to the county clerk.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
So now they faced up to five years in jail
at a five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Fine, according to the Attorney General of Maine.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
They're taking somebody else's money. You know, that's not your money.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
They were cleaning up.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
They littered down. Yeah, now, somebody littered all for the road.
That's all I was doing, was cleaning it up. Yeah,
ds literally protecting the earth. I yeah, I don't have.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So you just did this.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
You put something on top of your car and drove away.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
No, damn, I put something. I put my phone.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
I was in a store and I was racing against time,
and I was in a Walmart and I had to
be somewhere, and I put my phone up somewhere in
the flipping store and I it was actually Target, and
then it was Target, and I pull pulled a worker aside,
(23:34):
and I'm like, I'm in I need to be someplace,
and I can't find my phone. So she calls on
the radio, and all these Target people were trying to
help me find the phone, and.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
She's like, let's mark back where.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
So we're racing through the store to find where did
I because I had to lift something.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Hadn't call your phone?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Well I did. She did do that, but I don't
usually have my phone ringer on, so it was awful,
and I kept hitting my ding ding ding on my
Apple Watch to track it, so upset and because I'd
get in the area and then then it would go away.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It's the worst feeling ever. You would think that Doogie
would learn her lesson with this.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I've told you many times, yeah that I've known Dousi
a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Here's what she does.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
She goes into a target she's buying like tide pods
or something. So normally what somebody would do is they
would take those tide pods, they put it in their cart,
they walked up. What she does is she has like
this this wallet change person sort of thing. She takes that,
she puts it on the shelf with the tide pods.
She then takes the tide pods, puts them in the cart,
(24:47):
but inevitably gets distracted by some snapchat on her phone
or something.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
The other surprising thing is she's also a bad lady
and has thousands of bands.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I don't have a purse. Why not I wear across
the shots.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Put your important items in the phone, one of those pets,
it in one of the many.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Bags you have.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
I don't carry bags around, I wear I wear one
of those Lulu Lemon across that that doesn't work for
you because I can't put my phone in it.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You can get a different one, because.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
So I did, just because I I did just buy
a purse that over the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
But you'll lose that.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You've been doing this for decades, I know. But here's
the thing could help I One time, I one time
I broke a pair of sunglasses. And these were sunglasses.
This is many years ago, probably fifteen, maybe twenty years ago.
These were at the time expensive one hundred dollars sunglasses.
(25:44):
You know, fifteen years ago, that's super expensive, right.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I would never buy those.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I broke these sunglasses and I have not broken a
pair of sunglasses since that day because I learned my lesson.
I go Jesus Christ. These things were expensive and I
just broke them. Just money wasted. I learned my lesson.
You keep repeating the same mistakes over and over and
(26:08):
over again. Yeah, why why don't you learn your lesson?
Of like, instead of putting your phone, why would you
put your phone down on a shelf?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I just said, because I had to lift something. Do
you have a pocket? Sometimes sometimes I do that? She's
even so, no offense, but she's even so dumb that.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
We were just walking Well, we were just walking out
to take pictures of our odometers to track mileage over
the next week or so.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And we're all walking out.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Jeffery's doing his cool guy walk in front of us,
I'm behind him, and then Dugi comes trotting out and
then she goes, oh, oh my god, I left my
phone in there. And I go, okay, So what she goes, well,
you're going to have to take the picture of my
odometer because I left my phone back in the station.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I said, okay, So we walked up there.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
We get up there, Ugie is upset that Jeffrey is
walking slowly. So Dougie, he's like, oh, come on, go
no a sense of urgency. She's being you, um, bitchy
like normal.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Because he's like so slow, showing off how he struts.
I know, no, yeah, and yeah, I was walking, yeah,
doing that walk.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
After I took the picture, I had to take a
quick quick I took a quick pivot to the bathroom,
walked back, got to the steal before Vin before we
got back on the air.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
So okay, uh, not part of the story, but uh so,
as Dougie then pushes her way around Jeffrey because she's
so he's she's upset. This is actually in the parking garage. Now,
she walks in front of me and then goes around Jeffrey,
walks in front of him, and I see in her
back pocket? Is that phone? I go to your phone?
(27:47):
Is in your pocket? You idiot?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Put it in my ask?
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Oh, Like she's completely clueless.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And again, everybody makes mistakes.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
But if you've done it once, like she multiple times
has left this wallet on top of her car and
then drives away. So and you go, why why do
you do that?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well, I'm loading stuff into my car, so I put
the wallet on top of the car. You have the bags.
Why why would you continue doing that?
Speaker 3 (28:17):
After you drive away and then you your wallet falls
off your car and is picked up by a random
person who nicely gives it back to you.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
But you've done this multiple times. I remember the one time.
The next time you go to put the wallet on
top of your car, wouldn't something in your brain go, oh, man,
I did that before and that was a mistake. I'm
not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
No.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yeah, remember one time I put my I had to
go to the accountant and I put my folder on
top of the cars.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah. Yeah, with her salary, her social Security number and
everything else.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
It goes on a main drag, pulls out all the.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Paper. I'm in the middle of the streets. I gotta
get my papers. I'm late for an appointment. Thank god
somebody picked it up there.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like I could steal this chick's identity, but she's so stupid.
I don't even use her social Security for that. I
just don't understand. This is a serious question. Yeah, why
haven't you learned your lesson? I don't know, because it
always works out for what.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Do you mean it works out? Like that guy found
your tax stuff. He's really quick. I know that was
a meet somebody that way.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
This is your like usually needs to leave something at
like a guy's house.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But she's leaving stuff just in the world.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
You know that same friend of mine who who told
me that he want all that money, he did tell
me he was You know that Rover's obsessed with you,
and he holds you back from ever meeting someone.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
You know that, right.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I don't think about you at all after I leave
this studio, and do not think about it when I
hold you back from meeting and I said, I understand.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wow, why is this guy so jealous? Who Rover?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Why is this the guy just Joseph Rover? Is that
jealouse of Rover? Santah Rover?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
So how am I holding you back from meeting somebody?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
And I said, I totally agree. Well, give me an example.
Are you over the past year? Tell me how I've
held you dumb?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I make you sound dumb, So you have something to say, Jeffrey.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
No, I'm just being I'm just like totally entertained by
you guys all the time I've been on this show.
You guys argue like you're a married couple.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Interesting, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
A j And Rochester says, I think do she thinks
it's cute to be so stupid?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
And this is her whole person stupid. I'm smart, she
is really stupid.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Don't get me wrong, I'm very But do you think
that she thinks it's cool and or funny and or
cute to be that dumb?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Exactly? I think that's an actual great point.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
So she's really it's so stupid that she thinks it's
cute to be dumb. That's how dumb she is. Okay,
weird anyway. So you think you would learn your lesson,
but she did not. And so now main police are
searching for these people that found seventy four hundred dollars
scattered across the road.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
They thought it's their lucky day. But yeah, they have
the picture of them.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And you saw the picture of the two guys there
just crouching down getting all the money off of the road.
They then got into a Honda CRV that's their car
parked up there.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
See, yeah, they'll find out.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
So they pull over, they blow through this money on
the on the road and they go, we just drove
through a bunch of money. So they pull over to
the side of the road, they get out, they go
collect the money, they get back in their Honda CRV
and drive away like normal people would do.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I've got to take a break.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Eight six six, you're over eight six six nine sixty
seven six eight three seven.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Will be right back on Rover's Morning Gloria, Losh potatoes.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
What do we do next?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
This is the worst thing who's reached the bottom?
Speaker 10 (32:04):
Welcome back to your Rover's Morning Glory, Ron in Corning,
New York.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Get around Rover's Morning Glory, Your Morning Ron Gerrol Rover, Hey,
what's happening?
Speaker 11 (32:25):
Hey, I have a theory.
Speaker 12 (32:27):
You excuse me.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
You are perplexed on why she teams making the same
mistakes over and over and nevers aren't wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yes, by theory, she doesn't care.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
Because she makes her problem everyone else's problem. She just
admitted it in the store that when she lost her phone.
Speaker 12 (32:47):
She got all the employees together and made him helpook.
Speaker 11 (32:51):
For her phone. It's so different than when Jeffrey comes
out in.
Speaker 12 (32:55):
The air says a little boohoo story about what's going
on with him, and either you pick up the tab
or whatever.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Whatever he needs, or the listeners call in and they
give him money.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
So you think that it's because there's no consequence for
being stupid, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm not stupid. I see all.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Right, Well that is interesting because it's weird, like no, no,
I the story that she told about just recently losing
her phone and she's in a store and she put
the phone down on a shelf, which is stupid because
she's done this so many times before with her wallet.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Because you're to walk your wife.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
You know, I'm smart, I go, I don't want to
do that, So my whole life revolves around trying not
to do things that I don't want to do, and
that's that's lazy. That may be, but it's it's lazy
and it's smart. But if I did the same thing
as Dougie and I lost my phone in a target,
(34:00):
probably the last thing I would do would be to
gather all the employees and make them search for my
phone and make announcements and all that, because.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I'll tell you why, I would be embarrassed by this.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Now, I would I would spend all day searching through
that target store trying to find my phone, as opposed to,
you know, getting recruiting them to help out, because I
would feel stupid.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I go, God, they're going to think I'm a real
idiot for doing this.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, they were actually very pleasant, and I couldn't. I
had to go pick people up at the high school,
and I had all these to do that without your
phone waiting.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
No, I'm not going to leave my phone.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
In a target and then somebody could steal it. So
there were a couple people putting out stuff, and then
there were two other people in the four of us,
five of us.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Fine, we found it. See what throver is?
Speaker 8 (34:56):
He just made the example how he likes to avoid
not doing stuff. He's guy do ye, so I would
venture to say that. And Robert did admit he's lazy. Yes,
but he actually combined The only person I know combines
laziness with smartness.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
That's right, I work hard at being lazy. Simon says
that Dougie is just like Jeffrey. She doesn't worry about
it because it always works out for her. She can
lose her tax papers and somehow it always works out
the same thing with Alr. He blows through all his
money and somehow he ends up making it somewhere else,
(35:33):
just like what that guy said.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And Chris says Dougie is like.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
This because she wants to be exactly like Elaine on Seinfeld.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
She thinks it's charming and c exactly. Okay.
Speaker 8 (35:46):
One time, I think I remember I have a I'm
a lost told story. I remember one time I walked
to Giine Eagle to get something for myself because he
likes his Carela to reprepepper Jackgie.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
So how you figure it?
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I figure.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Carolina the bloody damn story.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I am speaking up Dougie.
Speaker 8 (36:06):
But needs to be clearly what is he like this
Carolina Reaper pepper Jack cheese.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
There you go. Okay. So so I walked the Giant Eagle.
Speaker 8 (36:16):
I go buy the cheese, and I realized that he
used the bathroom so seriously across the street and I
had to go number two, and I take my tone
out and I'll like, I'll scroll through stuff like that.
I'm taking a dump, right actually, and I put my
phone on the toilet papers some thing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (36:33):
So I'm like halfway home with like I feel and
all the way back to that get go and there's
my phone.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's like, thank god.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Up, so you left your phone on the toy on
the toilet, and I was.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Lucky enough and I and I actually had to wear
with all the go back. He quick get my phone.
I was like, So I got my phone back in
my hand. I made sure it was in my pocket,
and then I walked home.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Did you buy the cheese and then go take the
dump or were you in the cheese aisle?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
He said, I gotta take a dump. I bought the cheese.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Okay, okay, so you put the cheese in the bathroom
with you where it's like in a bag?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Where did you pick cut the cheese? They did cut
the cheese.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Where did you put the bag as you were sitting
down on the toilet to poop.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I put it like right down on the floor next
to me. It's a package. And then what do you
do when you get home with that?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
He goes.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
I put it in the fridge and he sees it
makes it makes the pepper big.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
But so you're telling me the pepper jack cheese is
in it's itself is in a bag. And then that
is inside of a plastic shopping bag.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Right, No, no, no, it's in the regular package.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
It was by the manufacturer, in the plastic shopping bag, right,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah, all right, So then when you get home, where
do you put the plastic shopping bag?
Speaker 8 (37:46):
I take take the cheese out of the plastic shopping
bag for the shopping bag out, put the cheese in
the while it's in the package in the fridge and
he he put.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
The plastic Like when I unload the groceries, I put
the the the bags up on the counter.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Is that what you did? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:02):
Put on It's just one item, one item, yeah, okay,
But my son likes to make a sandwich with pepperoni
and Carolina reper Pepperject chees and mustard.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Oh that sounds delicious. Maybe that's the reason why you're
pooping so much.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Cheese.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
No, first of all, I don't eat pepper Ject sheets.
Speaker 13 (38:22):
Or Carolin, either Provolone or Swiss Pavoloni. No, it's Provolo
and Charlie so many email mean this said. This is
what Dougie needs is a product for her. Oh yeah,
it's a chain that you can put your phone in.
You see this and you wear your phone around like that?
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Oh, I've seen lots of these, and designers even make these.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
All right, I've not seen this, but okay, that way,
she can't lose her phone. But she even lost it
and it was in her back pocket recently. That is true,
and I'm Brandon says he has a theory on that
the phone in the back pocket and then her racing
in front of you was a vain attempt to get
(39:04):
her to get you to look at her ass. No,
I don't need that's why she runs in front and
then the phone in the back pocket, right man.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
At the same time, bye bye. Instead of where's wall
those where's the phone snits?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Are you going to Vegas. Yeah, this weekend. Yeah, okay, tomorrow.
I am leaving tomorrow after him. Charlie run on r
m G t V on Friday and then I so
you're going to see this the Wizard of Oz thing
at the sphere?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yes? Are you excited for that? I am super excited.
My wife is super excited. Are they still dropping those apples?
An apple? Really bad? Okay? You're gonna fight somebody for
one of those apples? You will? Okay, she's she's tough. Charlie.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Can you help me out with something? I see a
story in my system and maybe you might you might
have some details on this. Yeah, butt breathing. What do
you know about butt breathing? And can you explain butt
breathing to me? And they say that it might be
a medical treatment butt breathing, not.
Speaker 14 (40:20):
Butt breath because he's you know, he's familiar with that.
I'm very familiar with that is intimately aware, but breathing.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
So I guess somebody in twenty twenty four, some people
won the Nobel Prize in something not the Peace Prize,
a different one, yes, okay, okay, physiology, and I guess
there's some bugs or something that can breathe through their
butt when they when their lungs are screwed up or something.
(40:54):
Some animals can breathe through their butt the rectal oxygen delivery,
all right, So and they're going to try to figure
out how we can get this into people because you
know a lot of people have they're on ventilators, they
are on oxygen and stuff because of long COVID and stuff.
So they're going to try to get figure out a
way that us people can start breathing through a butt
(41:15):
and then we can go swimming like whales and just
putting our butts in the air and then I guess
breathe through your butt somehow.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Interest it's been pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Well, I guess I'm just skimming through the c Cucumbers
can breathe through their butt, I guess, and rather than
through their gills, and then they can survive hypoxic conditions.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Not enough oxygen? Is that what that is?
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
I don't know what hypoxic conditions are.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
It's like a lack of oxygen like D two pilots
and the answer someone have to wear the actual same spacesuits.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
That's space sial last pronats have to wear all right,
and hypoxia, I believe if lack of oxygen and then
you you start to kind of like it's almost like
a feeling of like you sort of get high and
out of it, I guess, and then you don't know, like, oh,
I had to flip on this switch to start breathing,
but you're so you're so out of it that you
don't even do that, and then you dropped dead. But anyways,
(42:12):
these sea cucumbers can literally breathe through their anuses and survive.
And so what you're telling me, Charlie is doctors are
hoping or have developed a way.
Speaker 5 (42:24):
Well, they've done it to some mammals so far. We've talked.
We're talking rodents and porcupines.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
They stuck a tube up to butt.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
They stuck a tube up to butt and then basically
choked them or they made it so they couldn't breathe,
and then they were saying, oh wow, they're staying alive
through this butt edema, this oxygen enema.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
So if I.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Am, this is really making me think about the time
that Dieter we got a big water tank in the
back of the radio station because Peter told me that
he could breathe his own farts, and that from navy seals.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
That was a little different than what he was doing, say,
a little bit different, but in the same vein of.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Expel gas through his butt and then breathe it in
and breathe it back into his lungs oxygen oxygen.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
So this is more he should have been trying to
basically stick the snorkel tube up his ass up. So
if I'm at a steakhouse and I'm eating a nice
juicy filet and I take a bite and somebody makes
me laugh, and I go.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
I start choking on my steak.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Before the waiter can come over and hopefully give me
the Heimlich maneuver to save my life, I could actually
just breathe through my ass, perhaps maybe get down on
my hands and knees, stick my ass in the air.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Like I just don't care.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Then somebody and they give you mouth to mouth to
your ass, and that should.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Work, so you potentially can survive a choking incidentbody's breathing
through your ass.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Now it doesn't quite work.
Speaker 5 (44:00):
It's more of a liquid oxygen oxygenated liquid that they're
putting up their butt.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Ah, not just They're not just filling your butt full
of air. Okay, here's what is this chart that you
have here?
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Don't know it's on the It's on the article.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Okay, So here is Here's a guy that's the intrect
laying on a on a medical table and he basically
is on his side. He has an IV bag and
they have an this is this is like the chart
that they have created, the infographic that they've created for
this article. He has an IV tube going right up
(44:34):
his ass and he's breathing. You're telling me he's breathing
oxygenated liquid.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
So the test they have to do first that they're
they're filling all these Japanese guys his asses up with
this liquid, but didn't they volunteered to have oxygen in it.
They just want to see could these guys hold this
liquid in their ass for a little while? And twenty
seven dudes and hand did this. Twenty of the men
(45:02):
were able to hold this liquid up their ass for
an hour. Oh my god, but this was not oxygen liquid.
This is okay liquid to see can they hold like
an enema liquid?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Almost? Can they just hold it?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
And then next step I think they're going to try
it with oxygenated liquid to see will you start will
you start where.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Your body absorb that oxygen and then you're find through
your ass and interesting, So this could be for an
emergency kit for maybe like a scuba diver. Let's say
you're scuba diving, your oxygen tank somehow malfunctions or you
run out of oxygen. You can have like a Capri
sun pouch emergency build up, emergency break open. You pop
(45:45):
that open, you stick the Caprice son straw up your ass.
You squeeze, and there's oxygenated liquid in there.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
You squeeze it up your ass.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Well, it's almost good just to keep it in there
and just to refill it every hour, can't you think
maybe just because you don't know when tragedy is going
to strike and you start drowning, you fall into a
river or a lake or whatever, your ass is already
filled with all that oxygen. Or my steakhouse example, like
before you go out to eat and you have to
stick oxygenated liquid up your ass and keep it up
there just in.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Case you choke at dinner. So all sorts of possible
scenarios for the future of humanity, but we can potentially
breathe through our ass. As the actual headline, this is
the headline.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Headline butt breathing might soon be a real medical treatment
is the headline, So stand by for that. I've got
to take a break. Dougie has these shoes. He coming
up in just a moment. Will be right back.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
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