December 3, 2025 • 40 mins
Charlie's farts are putrid. No-Shave November wheel options. Professional barber, Jay, comes in to help trim the guy's beards. Snitzer spins first.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Break you'll get from here in or speed I'm not
speaking correctly. Welcome back to rovers. The award winning Shizzy
is coming up in just a moment. What do you
have on the way?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do some details regarding stranger things? How many people watched it?
And Netflix dropped a little nugget as far as where
you can.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
See stranger things? The following episodes come out on.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Where I can see it, I would assume Netflix.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh no, that's a tease.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Okay, stand by all right, all right, where can I
see strange? Saying?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sorry, Guge, you were right.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's a great tease.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, all right, we will get to that in just
a moment. Someone wants to know, do you think Jeffrey's
house looks like one of those Chinese electronics recycling centers
where it's just filled with old cell phones with cracked
screens and things like that.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Just yes, I think you'd be very disappointed. My house
is nice, and my house is nice and organized. Just
at my song, taped up speclights around the you know,
around the around the premeters of the living room, in
the dining room for the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah, plung a manner? Is it? Just is it
like bare wire right into a socket. No stringer lights
that you put on a Christmas tree.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
And oh, by the way, you might want to Hey,
where we want to come in here in the smallst
room for a minute. No, why would I want to
do that? Lay in the commercial right, Charlie let off this.
I could take Charlie's farts to a degree, okay, but
he let off a fart that is so ransid. And
I thought my farts were rancid, but his farts was
so ransoy. Christma, I had a bail out of here
(01:35):
and want to wear an oxygen mask, I said, I
said the next time that Charlie has to let off.
I don't though whatever Charlie may disagree with his stomach.
You know, I kind of feel bad for him, But.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I feel bad for him. What about you? I appreciate
me and smokes you guys out, and you feel bad
for him. Whatever's going on inside his body right now?
It must be like it feels good every time I
let one out. Time I feel better.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I think I think it may have to go to
I may have to fight in a military stappust for
or go.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Down the right past airport face. Hey, you guys, happen
to have a spare helmet and oxygen mask for me.
And Chris doesn't smell like I can't. I can't really
smell it. It's like thick.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
It's like thick, and it clings to the air as
if it's stuck around him, a bubble of just gas
of nastiness it is.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I really, honestly, you could taste it if you want.
That's so gross that and we left.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
If you can clear Jeffrey out of a room, it's bad.
The fact that we waited until the very last second
to enter the fart box.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean, do you do that at home around your girlfriend?
Do you just let like this you got to go?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So you don't You wouldn't be you wouldn't think twice
about having that thick ash fart around real house. I know,
but no, you want to have some sort of you know,
do you want to gross your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Out like that? Doesn't care.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
No, But I don't have that on purpose. I'm not
going to fart on her ever. I've never done that.
I did that to a different girlfriend once, and I
think that's the beginning of the end of a relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
What did you do? You just just fart?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I just held her down or no, no, I dropped
something on the ground on purpose in front of her
and then bent over and then she was kind of
laying and just kind of farted by her face.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Shed be interesting about this? This fart was? It was
a silent we called the s when you when you
fart and you don't mean it, doesn't you don't make something,
They call it the silent killer.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
This one was a silent killer. Yeah. I've let off
a couple of silent killers myself. But Charlie, were you unaware.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
When you farted in your previous girlfriend's face that women
don't find farts as funny as guys do.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, no, I'm aware.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I didn't think she's going to be that bad about it.
I was surprised that it was her reaction. She got
up and left. She literally left the house.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
She left.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It reinforces my thing, my thing about Charlie that he
is the fart martyr.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Thank you, Dougie. Are you ready for the issues? Yes,
here we go, kid.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It is dizzy on Roles Moorning, Glory, Michael and Susan
Dell of Dell Technologies announce that they are donating six
point two five billion dollars to fund investment accounts for
at least twenty five million American children. The enormous pledge
will go toward funding Trump Accounts, which is an initiative
set to the UH set to launch in twenty twenty
(04:23):
six that would provide parents of newborns with one thousand
dollars to invest in to the kid's account on behalf
of their child's future. Their Treasury Department is set to
deposit the one thousand dollars into the account of every
eligible one every eligible US citizen child born from January
twenty twenty five through December thirty first, twenty twenty eight.
(04:44):
This charitable gift will go toward children ages ten and
under who were born before the cutoff of the Treasury's funding.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So I guess I just don't understand this. So okay,
good because I don't either. So you're just.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Going to hand one thousand dollars to everybody born or
any kid under the age of ten.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A thousand, thousand, yep, it says, newborns with a thousand
dollars to invest on behalf of their children their.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Child's Oh okay, so well that the dell is two
hundred fifty thought the government is giving you one thousand
dollars for I guess. So in other words, you, me
and everybody, because money is not coming out of thin air, right,
so we are anybody who gives birth, we just give
them a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Now they can't just take it and spend it right
that day. But but it's kind of.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Is to invest it or whatever. But there's I'm always
looking for the scam. The scam is that somebody's making
money off of managing these accounts or investment or something.
There's there's some sort of scam going on here, I think,
But all right.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Millions of glue coost monitors from Abbott Diabetes Care are
providing users with incorrect readings.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's according to the FDA.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
They sent out an alert and said the errors have
been linked with at least seven debts more than seven
hundred serious injuries worldwide. If undetected, incorrect low glucose readings
over an extended period may lead to wrong treatment decisions
for people that are living with diabetes. So they say
that Abbitt warned about three million of its products are impacted.
(06:26):
So patients can visit freestylecheck dot com to see if
their sensors are affected and to get a replacement for
free freestyle check dot com.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
This is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
One of the last Faberge eggs in private hands has
been sold at auction thirty point two million dollars. At sold,
it broke its own record as the most expensive work
by a Russian jeweler ever to appear at auction.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I don't even know what if. I mean, I've heard
of Faberge eggs. It it's oh god, that is beautiful. Okay,
So it's like some sort of it looks like it's
was that made out of glass or something, and then
you open it up and then there's a something made
out of it looks like flowers in there or something
(07:17):
that is.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Really really cool. So that's not thirty million dollars cool. Like, well,
there's only like a few of them, sixty of sixty.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Nine of them in the world that have ever been made.
Someone to have survived, and I think they might be
made of egg, an actual egg, because I remember making
obviously not Faberge egg, but I remember.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's rock crystal.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh it is oh or clear quartz.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
When you were in like in elementary school, you'd take
an egg and you put a hole in the bottom
and you get yeah, then you paint it or something.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
But it was like a weird way to paint. It
was like with wax and I don't dying. It was
more than just dying an egg. It was different than.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So the last super moon of twenty twenty five will
rise Thursday night Tomorrow night. The December full moon is
called the cold moon and may look larger than usual
as the orbit swings relatively close to Earth. NASA says
the moon will be just near two d and twenty
one thousand miles from Earth tomorrow night. They say the
Geminid meteor shower is also due to start this week,
(08:23):
but is not expected to peak until December thirteenth and fourteenth,
so that's not for another ten days.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's when NASA says up to.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
One hundred and twenty meteors will be visible per hour
on a clear night sky, which is pretty cool. But again,
the cold Moon tomorrow night, all right. A record two
hundred and two point nine million US shoppers hit stores
and websites during the five day stretch from Thanksgiving through
Cyber Monday. That's according to the National Retail Federation. That's
(08:51):
huge that's up from one hundred and ninety seven million
shoppers last last year. So three percent up from last year.
So that's not bad. Did you do any shopping online
or no.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm really trying to cut back on I just don't
need anything. I maybe I need to follow my wife's
advice and become a minimalist.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm not a good minimalist though, for yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Like usually Christmas is about buying for other people.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
For other people. Oh I don't, it doesn't even cross
my mind. Yeah, I figured.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So that's a big fat now, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So Stranger Things season five open to a record breaking
debut on Netflix, reaching fifty nine point six million views
within its first five days. The number makes it the
biggest ever English language series premiere on the platform, and
the third biggest debut overall, behind only two seasons of
Squid Game.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So that's a pretty big watch that show. No, no
Stranger Things. I guess people, I mean a lot of
people obviously like it.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah, it's huge, and the little episodes are like fifty
million dollars a piece or something.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Jeez, really, yeah, you like it? You watch us? You
know it's good.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
It's nothing too convinced. The first season was great and
then slowly just good. Yeah, just keep going. And now
the kids, I mean it's been on for ten years,
they're like forty now.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, the kids are old.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, and still playing kids now they're at least in
Were they always in high school? I don't know, but
they're clearly like twenty five and they're playing I don't
know if they're even seniors in this one.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Are they snitch? I don't know, because they never really
talk about.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, they don't really get into how old they are exactly,
because I think you go, well, second's not fourteen.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I mean, one kid kids on yelling I'm not a
kid anymore. Mom, I'm not a kid anymore, and everybody goes, yeah,
no kid, Yeah, Well you know what. They can't be sixteen.
They have to be under sixteen, which is mind blowing
because they never drive. One of the kids.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
A couple of them can drive, the older ones, and
I think they graduated.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
H that's good, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, Netflix is dropping the fullest of cities in theaters
participating in fans screenings of the season five finale of
Stranger Things, So they're going to do it in the
movie theater. The screenings will happen in over five hundred
theaters in the US and Canada starting on December thirty
first at a pm Eastern, and they are tied to
the finale's global premiere on Netflix. The full list of
(11:15):
theaters and information can be.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Found on es So why they do that?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Who would want to do that? Why would you want
to go love to I wish? I wish the Game
of Thrones. If they said every Friday night or whatever,
we're going to play one Game of Thrones episode, I
go why because it's cool to see it on a
big screen.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Also with the crowd, it's it's like, who needs the
distraction of the crowd? You're more something.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
If you want information in the full list of theaters,
it can be found on st Finale doc could just
tell you.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Atlanta, Chicago, d C, Houston, Las Vegas, New York City, Raleigh,
San Francisco.
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the wheel over here, the wheel of beard death.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So all of.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Us guys on the show, we didn't shave in November.
No shave November, and this was suggested by somebody who listens.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
To the show.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
And then we will spin a wheel to determine what
design or style our beard is trimmed up into after this. So, Jeffery,
you've got quite a beard growing in there.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Looks good.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Let me see here, can't see? Okay, go to lean forward?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
There you go?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
All right, Now he's got your beard is sort of
gray like right at the chin.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
The chinny chin chin.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh, it's been like yeah for a couple of years now.
I think I started getting out my I think right
turned fifty. But you are growing. His beard grows in.
It's like a werewolf.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Your beard grows super high up on your face. You've
got a lot of you know what that means. You
have a lot of testosterone. You are a You're a guys,
you're a man's man. Can't hold you down. And so
I think they're going to have a great canvas to
work with whoever comes in to do that now, so
we do have a professional is it barber?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
He's going to be coming in.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I guess it's a barber that does this, that handles
beards and stuff. We also debated this, and I'll have
to talk to the rest of the guys. So we're
gonna spin a wheel. And on this wheel, I still
have a couple of empty spots on here. But we
have the Amish, the Chester, a Arthur fu Manchu Reversler,
(14:41):
nothing but neck is on here. Give me a second here,
chin strap, half the face penis, if you'd like a
giant penis carved onto your face. And I have two
empty spots that we'll get to I just didn't fill
it out because they happen to be black on the
black or on the and the the marker for the
(15:02):
wheel is also black, so they're sort of hard to
show up anyway, So we have two empty spots.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Now.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We did debate whether we should also put on the
wheel names of people on the show that could then
they would be the ones who are in charge of
trimming that design into your beard if you if it
(15:28):
lands on them. Now we could have the professional barber
do everybody, but it's up to you, guys, we what
do you? What do you want to do? We could
have so the barber's name could be on there. If
it lands on him, you get the professional barber if
it's going to do a good job, right, or it
could land on JLR and JLR is going to trim
(15:50):
up your it's going to be ripping my hairs out.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Oh yeah, I brought my trimmer. Mine does not really
work though of the relco well, the the barber probably has.
He probably has, yeah, yeah, and I know how to
wheel them. I brought in trimmor. I brought in my trimmor.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I also brought in a trimmer, some trimmers that I
bought just in case we need some.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So we're all set here. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do you want to spin the wheel for the other
guys to potentially shave.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Up your your beard or should it only be the barber.
I want to go in there.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I want to I want to do some shave do that, okay,
I want to do some shaving of other people.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Now this guy they want, uh, let's see Cemeterian X
wants this style.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Added. I don't have the hair to do this. I can't.
I can't go all the way up.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
You know, this is somebody whose head is shaved except
for the very front of the of the head, and
then it continues on all the way through the beard.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So it's like a big circle.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, you could do it up until you're bald.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Normal pace would just look like a beard at that point. Yeah,
it's a Jeffrey right here. Jeffrey could do that. Charlie
could do that. I couldn't.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I don't have hair. I don't I'm missing hair at
the cheek level. Don't I have anything? This has been
a month, in a week, nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
It doesn't connect, all right, So we've got to figure
that out. We'll bring this guy in here and it's
probably going to take a while for everyone to get
trimmed up and get our beards done.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm just hoping.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
That I get something reasonable because I have a doctor's
I have my annual physical that we go into, So
I have to walk into the medical center today and
I have to go talk to my doctor, and I
just don't want to do that with a big penis
on my face.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So let me take a quick break.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We'll get everything situated, we'll bring everybody in and then
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Speaker 1 (19:18):
I've got to take a break.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
We'll get started with the no shave November the beard
trimming in just a minute. Will be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on, Charlie's a little bit nervous.
(19:51):
I can tell he's nervous about getting a penis shaved
into his face or whatever these other bizarro beard trimmings be.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think Schnitzer is also very nervous.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
No, I'm the least nervous, because you are the one
that's gonna you're nervous, Yes, because you actually have a beard.
You can end up with any of these idiotic ones.
I end up with the reverse goateee. It's not gonna
look like anything. Mutton chops, Jeffrey Arthur, I can't even do.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I can pull a name of muff.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
I can only really do a mustache, That's all I can.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And maybe just a regular goate John Waters is on there.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
She could do that really really thin, perve looking mustache.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
No, you look, you look terrible with that. He looks
terrible with that. Bad for a day or two, and
look too bad. I don't mind it you.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I'm actually looking forward to you. Guys.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
This is the first time I have an advantage of anything.
I can't grow a beard, so there's very limited options here.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
You think Snitch is worried about it. He's got a
very full beard where she has not. I don't know
when the last time he cut this thing is. So
I started from basically zero. This is a month's wore
of growth here, and it is it's all. It's all gross, looking,
scraggly and dry. And I used to put on I
stopped it maybe about maybe about two months ago, maybe
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three months ago.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't know how long I ran out of that
beard oil, so.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I haven't been putting anything in my beard, and I
don't even know if that beard oil actually does anything.
I kind of don't like the way it feels. It
just makes your face greasy. But I do feel like
my beard is just very brittle and crisp and dry
and grass and disgusting.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Noticed something. There's this food show on.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Alex Versus America and the host is a black guy
with a big beard.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
It sparkles, and it's the beard oil that sparkles.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like, why would you want it to have? Yeah, it
kind of looks. It just looks greasy and shiny.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It was weird. I've never seen that before. Yeah, it's
supposed to moisture eye your beard. Okay, But anyway, so
all right, are we putting on? I'm gonna have the
professional come in in just a minute. Are we going
to put on? You wanted to put on everybody's names
on the wheel? Oh yeah, okay, can you have me
that wheel, Crystal?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Because I actually trust Crystal more than I trust Jeffrey
to do my beard Okay, and I think Dooze you
might do a better job.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Bring me the wheel here and you don't end up
with me. I have no experience with it. Nobody wants
to have me, all right, So on the wheel. Let
me just give you a quick rundown. Here we have
the for the beard styles. We have Foo man Chew.
What is that exactly?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
That's the Ugan Morgan Spurlock.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I think I understand, okay, the chester a Arthur, the
Amish beard. This one is a little hard to read
because it's on Black van Dijck. The Reverseler, which is
the reverse Hitler, which has saved everything.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
You just have the mustache, but then we reversed where
the Hitler areas is missing.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Just the two sides of the.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Nothing but neck mean that you sh shaved except your
neck hair. Let you leave that turtle neck the thing.
That's probably what I'll end up with because Rachel and sails,
you gotta shave that neck hair all.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It looks so gross every day. I'll end up with
this and I'll have nothing butt neck. Is this considered neck? Yes, sir?
Oh yeah, open, there's nothing there. That's okay, that's neck. Okay,
I can't grow up.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I'm asking there's no hair there?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I can't you know let me see that, is that
like a patch that you just your hair doesn't grow there?
Because I have this patch here and I thought that
that's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Little similar to Charlie.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
No, no, it's this is just gray hair. Yes, yes,
I think I don't know that's missing like Charlie's.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's just missing.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It doesn't grow in very sure.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
No, no tea, no tea, come over here.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Look, I think it's No. I swear. I think it's
because I analy I go, what in the world is
going on? And baby or not? I don't know what
she's doing.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
She's rubbing me any any opportunity she has to come
over and rub me.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Still don't answer missing or not?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
It's missing.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Okay, you're telling me I'm going.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
To be missing and it's thinning. Yeah, it's you're balding
on your neck. No.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Think the only reason why I say that she likes
to rub on that maybe make she might still be
in love with you.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Who knows? Yes, good, something else you can rub on?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Speaking of that's just coincidentally. The next style for the
beard is penis. So explain to me how that one
would be. This would just be it would be like
the shaft coming down, you're the side of your face
up into like the head of the penis down by
your mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It would be shaped.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, all right, so if that looks great, the next
one is half the face.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh yeah, just half.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Good with Snitch because Snits has a very full beard.
So he shaves half of his face and then a
very full beard.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think I would be a mania. You see that
guy out on the street, You tell your kids stay
away from that.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, come over here, Jeffrey, that'd.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Be great too for him. The John Waters that's that
very very thin.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
I mean it's just basically like a like one pubic
hair stretched over your your lip. And then we're back
to the chin strap and the Fu Manchu and all right,
so you want me to put people's names on it,
Let's bring in Jay, who is our professional barber. He's
gonna come in give me a second, and then I'll
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put everybody's names on here and give him some wireless headphones,
if you would, please, Dougie, and we'll get him up here.
And all right, so you want everyone else's names now,
obviously you hope that you get the professional barber, because
that guy knows what he's talking about and I can
tell just by his beard or mustache or whatever you
(26:13):
want to call it.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Right there, that is professionally trimed up. What's happening? How
are you? Let me see? I got to turn on
your microphone. There it is? Sorry, there you go? All right?
So what is this style?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
What would it? Would this be a fou manshoe? Is
that it could be a fou manshoe or like a
handle bar mustache?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay? All right? And how long have you been growing
this thing?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
So I've had this for about seventy years now, Okay,
I did it as a joke at first, and now
it's stuck with your personality.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You're known kind of looks like I was born with it,
so you just kept it. Now you are a professional barber? Yes,
all right?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Are you normally dealing with hair on top of the
head or beards or both?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Both? Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, all right, Now what do you think the level
of nobody else? If nobody else has any experience doing this,
we're gonna have your name on this. We'll spinning the wheel.
Obviously you want to get the professional to do your
to prim up your beard.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Put his name on a couple times. If if we
run out if we don't have enough people at least
three times, you know, a third of the wheel.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Sure, sure, Okay, how how difficult would it be if somebody,
let's just say penis for instance, you could probably shape
up a penis in somebody's beard, correct.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You could. It really depends on whose facial hair it is.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Obviously, if something's not full, it's not going to really
show the way that you want to do. But yeah,
you know, I think it's situational. Is that as your
beard would work?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah? Made for penises.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, when you see like Charlie has this very patchy
doesn't grow in he walks into your shop, you go,
that's a guy.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
With low testosteron, not a penis beard.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, why doesn't he grow Do you know why he
doesn't grow facial hair?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Facial here is a weird thing, you know.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
I know there's certain guys that have super full beards
that can't connect here. There's you know, and then there's
like for me instant for instance, like I get very
patchy here, but I'll grow full everywhere else.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's it's so different for person to be.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I see these I'm always served up ads of these
guys with these just really incredible beards. And I've tried
to grow my beard out because I see, I'll see
some guy. They're usually jacked and have like a weird
tattoos and stuff, you know, on their arms, and then
they have like this very full, thick, manly ass beard.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I go, that looks good. I wish I could. I
could do that.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I let my beard grow out further than it even
is now, but I can never shape this thing up.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I mean, it's just impossible. I mean, I so do you.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
Need somebody professionally to do that? So, I mean, it
definitely helps, you know. It's one of those things that
when it comes to a beard, you know, you have
maintenance that's gonna help. Obviously, brushing it out constantly. A
lot of those guys that got like big bushy beards
are brushing it multiple times a day, you know, to
straighten the hair out.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's a lot of work.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
A lot of the times when you get to the neckline,
you got like colics or something that might make it
poke out down. So, I mean, it's there's so many
variables with it. Some of those guys even blow dry
their beard straight.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, okay, let me put on some neck What are
the chances we're going to do good if we're like
I no skill and I have to shave the penis
into my boss's face pretty low right, probably pretty Yeah,
I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Okay, now if we if well we if you guys
land on something that, let's say, Charlie, it's impossible for
him to have that penis on his face.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Are you guys going to re spin? Oh no, okay,
you get what you get. Okay, you get.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
You Schnitzer off the shaving thing because she's running the cameras.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh okay, all right, so I'll put I think you'd
do good, though, buddy, I understand.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Dougi on there. I'm gonna put who's going first? Rove
on there? And then let's see. So I have Charlie, Crystal, Jeffrey,
Dog Rover. I'm gonna put that.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
A couple of and everybody can only get get.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
At once, right, like if if I get the food
manchoo food manchoos off the board, correct, that's yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, okay, yeah, what is the hardest one out of
everything you've heard?
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Honestly, I have not heard any of them yet. Oh
you haven't heard any Okay, I have not I've been Wait, hey,
is reverse go tea on there?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
No, reverse go tea is not on. That's the worst one.
What's the reverse I'm not.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
To find it, only to get rid of what's a
what's a van Dyke? I get rid of that? Don't yeah,
to normal, get rid of that? All right, let's see what.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, we have to have that. One needs
to be on that. Yeah, what does that? Reverse chi strap,
reverse chin? Okay? All right, so I have on here, boy,
(31:12):
and let's go to Okay, do you.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Want to draw numbers? And who who goes first?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
All right? Sure? All right?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
So that Jeffrey Rover, Charlie Snitzer all with our big,
full manly beards.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
All right? Then Wayne Crystal's got those legs. We haven't
seen him yet.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh, Jeffrey's really hoping that we spin the wheel and
he gets to shave her legs.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Right, okay.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
So the the styles that we have here are for you, Jay,
the John Waters, which is just a very very very
thin I mean that would be very easy to do.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Chin strap. Uh foo man?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You Chester a Arthur Amish reverse chin strap, reverse hitler,
nothing but neck penis and half face where half of
the face is is shaved. So those are the options
for the beards on like his face for example, right, yeah, yeah, okay,
(32:20):
perfect me.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
It's pretty low I mean pretty lowly, Mike, maybe maybe
the John Waters.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's about it.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
So we'll spin once to get the person's name, doesn't matter,
you know what it lands, and you'll.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Spin the wheel, spin once and just get our We
get the design spent. The second time, we figure out
how or who's doing it.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, commercial break make up.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, you guys are doing all the talking, so I figure.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Now don't talk talk with them.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
So give me a few more minutes to.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Get this.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Going.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
To put the numbers so that you can draw who
is going to go in what order?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay, all right, my wheel is all set up now.
All right. And by the way, Jay works, Where do
you work?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Jay?
Speaker 10 (33:12):
I work at black Cat Barbershop, So I can't barbershops
overyon uh Detroit and Gordon Square.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Okay, oh yeah, black Cat Barbershop. Yes, yeah, Ryan Hardrick
owns it. I went high school with him. Ye teenagers
the music scene.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah wait, dude, I think I think I got more
than one number.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
He seems very unhappy. Jeffrey, what does she do. All right,
we're picking numbers to see how number two. Okay, I
am number who does number two work?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
For three? I'm number three? And Jeffrey hasn't picked one
yet for some reason, she won't over to Snits. Well, yeah,
I went on the studio. Okay, I don't. He's so grumpy.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
He seems very very happy in the commercial break, he's
very excited.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Well he's he's talking to me about ejection seats in
fighter jets.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That what number are you? Jeffrey? Number four? All right,
so that means that Snitzer must be number one. I
mean the first up.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Okay, Charlie, jump back there at our video switcher. Okay,
snit's come on in the moment of truth, stand by.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Jay is what do you have? Professional tools? Back there? Jay?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Do you have to go to You have to go
to school to become a barber?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Right? Yeah, you're gonna go for eighteen hundred hours.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
And I understood somebody told me once that in order
to get whatever license you need to cut hair, that
it is like ten times more training than police officers
get before they hit the streets.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I want to say, don't quote me on.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
I want to say, please to six hundred hours and
barbers are eighteen hundred But can we got to use
a straight razor?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's dangerous? You know. Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
What what possibly could they fill eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hours up with? What are you? What? What is are you?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Just? Here's here's here's it should be one day a
half day course. Yes, trim this up, put the thing
in that blue juice, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
What else do you need to know?
Speaker 10 (35:13):
Honestly, most of it's going to be going over like hair, skin,
like that kind of anatomy, and then you're going to
be going over sanitation, you know, basically, so in general
you can protect the public.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
That's really what the eighteen hundred hours is for.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
I mean, you're only going to in reality, you're probably
going to do about six to seven hundred hours of
like actual class work, and then the rest is going
to be like on the floor where you're basically you're
basically making the barbercars one hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Hours of class work.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Oh yeah, My sister in law went for cause she
did hair and cosmetology, and she went to a school
and I went there and actually let her dye my hair,
and it took forever because the teacher would have to
come by and go, yes, this formula is correct, and
then she'd come by again and check, so we'd have
to wait for so long.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
But all right, snitch, if you want to take the
wheel over there to that side for me, and you
can put it in front of that screen there so
you can facing out correct towards the camera.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
There you go perfect, right, And then my.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Suggestion, Snitzer, is to hold the base or the top
of the wheel and give it a good spin because
the thing will tip over if you if you don't.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
There you go, grab the stroke. There you go.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Okay, all right, are you ready, Snitzer? And you're spinning
for what do you want to spin for? You want
to spin for the person? Or do you want to
spin for the style?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
First? Lands on? What are you spinning for? I guess
the styles?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay, style first? Okay, give it a good You gotta
go strong with this. That's what she said, and it
landed on.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
The oka read it. What to say?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Reversaler, reversal reverse you know, all right, takes the name.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Of the cutter because it's Jay the barber.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Okay, now, all right, so he's gonna get the reversaler.
Now let's spend to see who's actually going come on, Jeffrey,
and it is right there?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
What is it? Ja the professional for?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Okay, So, Charlie, I don't know if you can pull
up a picture back there? For if I can pull
up a picture, I mean, so you can describe it whatever,
give me the reverser of what that looks like visually,
just so people can think about this if you're not
watching R M G t V. And for Jay to
know what he's actually going to do on on a
Snitzer's face. So there is a famous historical figure. You
(38:02):
might have known him. His name ends with Lure and
he was very famous for his facial hair. Snitzer just
scowls every time he thinks of this former dictator.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And so.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
What you're doing is you're shaving everywhere, except you're shaving
there and leaving everything else. Now is he leaving his
full beard just the mustache? No, it's just that, okay,
all right, So he's shaving. Okay, look at that?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
All right? He has not seen light.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
And while.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I wonder if it is lighter skin tone underneath there? Jay,
how do you?
Speaker 10 (38:43):
So?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
All right, So we're gonna basically get rid of almost
his entire everything on his face almost except for the
two little bits of his mustache are going to remain.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Do you take clippers? We'll get started here in just
a minute. But do you take clippers? You do that
down and then what do you what's the game?
Speaker 3 (39:00):
So?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I mean I would just go ahead and remove the beard.
Can I come through?
Speaker 10 (39:06):
And you know, obviously I'll work through the chin take
this part off line above the lip. Okay, I'll kind
of sharpen it up and clean up around with the
mustache and then through and kind of sharpen up with
the razor.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
An easy one to do. Maybe it's harder than I think,
but this one seems like an easy one. Dude, Just
clipper it off and then put the razor down. So
that's it.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
All right, Let's get Snitcher in his chair and let's
get started here.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Are we going to do them all in here? How
is this?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
We're gonna start them all? Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
As people are spinning and we're gonna because it's gonna take.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
A while, absolutely sure. Okay, we're gonna have multiple people
going at once.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, so if I get picked, I can start doing
I under.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
You you get picked, you're not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
All right, I'm going to cut your face.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
All right, all right, So how much time do you
need to set up? Or a minute? Two minutes, five minutes,
Probably take me like two minutes. Okay, let me take
a break.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
We'll get set up, and then let's not make the
first cut until we come back.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's er.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
He's very sad to see this beard, this thing, it's
been it's been how long have you been growing this out?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Snitz? Well, I cut it like once every couple of years.
I'll cut it. But uh huh yeah, all right, so
you have.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Not been without a beard in a long long time.
And it is weird. Like sometimes every few years Snitzer
will come in with no facial hairy things. Who the
hell is that guy? All right, we'll be right back
on Rovery's Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Hang on,
Break you'll get from here in or speed I'm not
speaking correctly. Welcome back to rovers. The award winning Shizzy
is coming up in just a moment. What do you
have on the way?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do some details regarding stranger things? How many people watched it?
And Netflix dropped a little nugget as far as where
you can.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
See stranger things? The following episodes come out on.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Where I can see it, I would assume Netflix.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh no, that's a tease.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Okay, stand by all right, all right, where can I
see strange? Saying?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sorry, Guge, you were right.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's a great tease.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, all right, we will get to that in just
a moment. Someone wants to know, do you think Jeffrey's
house looks like one of those Chinese electronics recycling centers
where it's just filled with old cell phones with cracked
screens and things like that.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Just yes, I think you'd be very disappointed. My house
is nice, and my house is nice and organized. Just
at my song, taped up speclights around the you know,
around the around the premeters of the living room, in
the dining room for the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh yeah, plung a manner? Is it? Just is it
like bare wire right into a socket. No stringer lights
that you put on a Christmas tree.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
And oh, by the way, you might want to Hey,
where we want to come in here in the smallst
room for a minute. No, why would I want to
do that? Lay in the commercial right, Charlie let off this.
I could take Charlie's farts to a degree, okay, but
he let off a fart that is so ransid. And
I thought my farts were rancid, but his farts was
so ransoy. Christma, I had a bail out of here
(01:35):
and want to wear an oxygen mask, I said, I
said the next time that Charlie has to let off.
I don't though whatever Charlie may disagree with his stomach.
You know, I kind of feel bad for him, But.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I feel bad for him. What about you? I appreciate
me and smokes you guys out, and you feel bad
for him. Whatever's going on inside his body right now?
It must be like it feels good every time I
let one out. Time I feel better.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I think I think it may have to go to
I may have to fight in a military stappust for
or go.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Down the right past airport face. Hey, you guys, happen
to have a spare helmet and oxygen mask for me.
And Chris doesn't smell like I can't. I can't really
smell it. It's like thick.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
It's like thick, and it clings to the air as
if it's stuck around him, a bubble of just gas
of nastiness it is.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I really, honestly, you could taste it if you want.
That's so gross that and we left.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
If you can clear Jeffrey out of a room, it's bad.
The fact that we waited until the very last second
to enter the fart box.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean, do you do that at home around your girlfriend?
Do you just let like this you got to go?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
So you don't You wouldn't be you wouldn't think twice
about having that thick ash fart around real house. I know,
but no, you want to have some sort of you know,
do you want to gross your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Out like that? Doesn't care.
Speaker 7 (02:57):
No, But I don't have that on purpose. I'm not
going to fart on her ever. I've never done that.
I did that to a different girlfriend once, and I
think that's the beginning of the end of a relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
What did you do? You just just fart?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
I just held her down or no, no, I dropped
something on the ground on purpose in front of her
and then bent over and then she was kind of
laying and just kind of farted by her face.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Shed be interesting about this? This fart was? It was
a silent we called the s when you when you
fart and you don't mean it, doesn't you don't make something,
They call it the silent killer.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
This one was a silent killer. Yeah. I've let off
a couple of silent killers myself. But Charlie, were you unaware.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
When you farted in your previous girlfriend's face that women
don't find farts as funny as guys do.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, no, I'm aware.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
I didn't think she's going to be that bad about it.
I was surprised that it was her reaction. She got
up and left. She literally left the house.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
She left.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
It reinforces my thing, my thing about Charlie that he
is the fart martyr.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Thank you, Dougie. Are you ready for the issues? Yes,
here we go, kid.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
It is dizzy on Roles Moorning, Glory, Michael and Susan
Dell of Dell Technologies announce that they are donating six
point two five billion dollars to fund investment accounts for
at least twenty five million American children. The enormous pledge
will go toward funding Trump Accounts, which is an initiative
set to the UH set to launch in twenty twenty
(04:23):
six that would provide parents of newborns with one thousand
dollars to invest in to the kid's account on behalf
of their child's future. Their Treasury Department is set to
deposit the one thousand dollars into the account of every
eligible one every eligible US citizen child born from January
twenty twenty five through December thirty first, twenty twenty eight.
(04:44):
This charitable gift will go toward children ages ten and
under who were born before the cutoff of the Treasury's funding.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
So I guess I just don't understand this. So okay,
good because I don't either. So you're just.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Going to hand one thousand dollars to everybody born or
any kid under the age of ten.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
A thousand, thousand, yep, it says, newborns with a thousand
dollars to invest on behalf of their children their.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Child's Oh okay, so well that the dell is two
hundred fifty thought the government is giving you one thousand
dollars for I guess. So in other words, you, me
and everybody, because money is not coming out of thin air, right,
so we are anybody who gives birth, we just give
them a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Now they can't just take it and spend it right
that day. But but it's kind of.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Is to invest it or whatever. But there's I'm always
looking for the scam. The scam is that somebody's making
money off of managing these accounts or investment or something.
There's there's some sort of scam going on here, I think,
But all right.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Millions of glue coost monitors from Abbott Diabetes Care are
providing users with incorrect readings.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
That's according to the FDA.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
They sent out an alert and said the errors have
been linked with at least seven debts more than seven
hundred serious injuries worldwide. If undetected, incorrect low glucose readings
over an extended period may lead to wrong treatment decisions
for people that are living with diabetes. So they say
that Abbitt warned about three million of its products are impacted.
(06:26):
So patients can visit freestylecheck dot com to see if
their sensors are affected and to get a replacement for
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Speaker 3 (06:38):
This is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
One of the last Faberge eggs in private hands has
been sold at auction thirty point two million dollars. At sold,
it broke its own record as the most expensive work
by a Russian jeweler ever to appear at auction.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I don't even know what if. I mean, I've heard
of Faberge eggs. It it's oh god, that is beautiful. Okay,
So it's like some sort of it looks like it's
was that made out of glass or something, and then
you open it up and then there's a something made
out of it looks like flowers in there or something
(07:17):
that is.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Really really cool. So that's not thirty million dollars cool. Like, well,
there's only like a few of them, sixty of sixty.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Nine of them in the world that have ever been made.
Someone to have survived, and I think they might be
made of egg, an actual egg, because I remember making
obviously not Faberge egg, but I remember.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's rock crystal.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh it is oh or clear quartz.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
When you were in like in elementary school, you'd take
an egg and you put a hole in the bottom
and you get yeah, then you paint it or something.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
But it was like a weird way to paint. It
was like with wax and I don't dying. It was
more than just dying an egg. It was different than.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That, all right.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So the last super moon of twenty twenty five will
rise Thursday night Tomorrow night. The December full moon is
called the cold moon and may look larger than usual
as the orbit swings relatively close to Earth. NASA says
the moon will be just near two d and twenty
one thousand miles from Earth tomorrow night. They say the
Geminid meteor shower is also due to start this week,
(08:23):
but is not expected to peak until December thirteenth and fourteenth,
so that's not for another ten days.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's when NASA says up to.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
One hundred and twenty meteors will be visible per hour
on a clear night sky, which is pretty cool. But again,
the cold Moon tomorrow night, all right. A record two
hundred and two point nine million US shoppers hit stores
and websites during the five day stretch from Thanksgiving through
Cyber Monday. That's according to the National Retail Federation. That's
(08:51):
huge that's up from one hundred and ninety seven million
shoppers last last year. So three percent up from last year.
So that's not bad. Did you do any shopping online
or no.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm really trying to cut back on I just don't
need anything. I maybe I need to follow my wife's
advice and become a minimalist.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm not a good minimalist though, for yourself.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Like usually Christmas is about buying for other people.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
For other people. Oh I don't, it doesn't even cross
my mind. Yeah, I figured.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So that's a big fat now, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So Stranger Things season five open to a record breaking
debut on Netflix, reaching fifty nine point six million views
within its first five days. The number makes it the
biggest ever English language series premiere on the platform, and
the third biggest debut overall, behind only two seasons of
Squid Game.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So that's a pretty big watch that show. No, no
Stranger Things. I guess people, I mean a lot of
people obviously like it.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah, it's huge, and the little episodes are like fifty
million dollars a piece or something.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Jeez, really, yeah, you like it? You watch us? You
know it's good.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
It's nothing too convinced. The first season was great and
then slowly just good. Yeah, just keep going. And now
the kids, I mean it's been on for ten years,
they're like forty now.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, the kids are old.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Yeah, and still playing kids now they're at least in
Were they always in high school? I don't know, but
they're clearly like twenty five and they're playing I don't
know if they're even seniors in this one.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Are they snitch? I don't know, because they never really
talk about.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, they don't really get into how old they are exactly,
because I think you go, well, second's not fourteen.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I mean, one kid kids on yelling I'm not a
kid anymore. Mom, I'm not a kid anymore, and everybody goes, yeah,
no kid, Yeah, Well you know what. They can't be sixteen.
They have to be under sixteen, which is mind blowing
because they never drive. One of the kids.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
A couple of them can drive, the older ones, and
I think they graduated.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
H that's good, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, Netflix is dropping the fullest of cities in theaters
participating in fans screenings of the season five finale of
Stranger Things, So they're going to do it in the
movie theater. The screenings will happen in over five hundred
theaters in the US and Canada starting on December thirty
first at a pm Eastern, and they are tied to
the finale's global premiere on Netflix. The full list of
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theaters and information can be.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Found on es So why they do that?
Speaker 7 (11:19):
Who would want to do that? Why would you want
to go love to I wish? I wish the Game
of Thrones. If they said every Friday night or whatever,
we're going to play one Game of Thrones episode, I
go why because it's cool to see it on a
big screen.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Also with the crowd, it's it's like, who needs the
distraction of the crowd? You're more something.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
If you want information in the full list of theaters,
it can be found on st Finale doc could just
tell you.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
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San Francisco.
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Speaker 1 (13:03):
So all of.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Us guys on the show, we didn't shave in November.
No shave November, and this was suggested by somebody who listens.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
To the show.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
And then we will spin a wheel to determine what
design or style our beard is trimmed up into after this. So, Jeffery,
you've got quite a beard growing in there.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Looks good.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Let me see here, can't see? Okay, go to lean forward?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
There you go?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
All right, Now he's got your beard is sort of
gray like right at the chin.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
The chinny chin chin.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Oh, it's been like yeah for a couple of years now.
I think I started getting out my I think right
turned fifty. But you are growing. His beard grows in.
It's like a werewolf.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Your beard grows super high up on your face. You've
got a lot of you know what that means. You
have a lot of testosterone. You are a You're a guys,
you're a man's man. Can't hold you down. And so
I think they're going to have a great canvas to
work with whoever comes in to do that now, so
we do have a professional is it barber?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
He's going to be coming in.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I guess it's a barber that does this, that handles
beards and stuff. We also debated this, and I'll have
to talk to the rest of the guys. So we're
gonna spin a wheel. And on this wheel, I still
have a couple of empty spots on here. But we
have the Amish, the Chester, a Arthur fu Manchu Reversler,
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nothing but neck is on here. Give me a second here,
chin strap, half the face penis, if you'd like a
giant penis carved onto your face. And I have two
empty spots that we'll get to I just didn't fill
it out because they happen to be black on the
black or on the and the the marker for the
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wheel is also black, so they're sort of hard to
show up anyway, So we have two empty spots.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Now.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We did debate whether we should also put on the
wheel names of people on the show that could then
they would be the ones who are in charge of
trimming that design into your beard if you if it
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lands on them. Now we could have the professional barber
do everybody, but it's up to you, guys, we what
do you? What do you want to do? We could
have so the barber's name could be on there. If
it lands on him, you get the professional barber if
it's going to do a good job, right, or it
could land on JLR and JLR is going to trim
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up your it's going to be ripping my hairs out.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Oh yeah, I brought my trimmer. Mine does not really
work though of the relco well, the the barber probably has.
He probably has, yeah, yeah, and I know how to
wheel them. I brought in trimmor. I brought in my trimmor.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I also brought in a trimmer, some trimmers that I
bought just in case we need some.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
So we're all set here. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do you want to spin the wheel for the other
guys to potentially shave.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Up your your beard or should it only be the barber.
I want to go in there.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I want to I want to do some shave do that, okay,
I want to do some shaving of other people.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Now this guy they want, uh, let's see Cemeterian X
wants this style.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Added. I don't have the hair to do this. I can't.
I can't go all the way up.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
You know, this is somebody whose head is shaved except
for the very front of the of the head, and
then it continues on all the way through the beard.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
So it's like a big circle.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, you could do it up until you're bald.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Normal pace would just look like a beard at that point. Yeah,
it's a Jeffrey right here. Jeffrey could do that. Charlie
could do that. I couldn't.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I don't have hair. I don't I'm missing hair at
the cheek level. Don't I have anything? This has been
a month, in a week, nothing.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
It doesn't connect, all right, So we've got to figure
that out. We'll bring this guy in here and it's
probably going to take a while for everyone to get
trimmed up and get our beards done.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm just hoping.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
That I get something reasonable because I have a doctor's
I have my annual physical that we go into, So
I have to walk into the medical center today and
I have to go talk to my doctor, and I
just don't want to do that with a big penis
on my face.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
So let me take a quick break.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
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Speaker 1 (19:18):
I've got to take a break.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
We'll get started with the no shave November the beard
trimming in just a minute. Will be right back on
Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on, Charlie's a little bit nervous.
(19:51):
I can tell he's nervous about getting a penis shaved
into his face or whatever these other bizarro beard trimmings be.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think Schnitzer is also very nervous.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
No, I'm the least nervous, because you are the one
that's gonna you're nervous, Yes, because you actually have a beard.
You can end up with any of these idiotic ones.
I end up with the reverse goateee. It's not gonna
look like anything. Mutton chops, Jeffrey Arthur, I can't even do.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I can pull a name of muff.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
I can only really do a mustache, That's all I can.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
And maybe just a regular goate John Waters is on there.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
She could do that really really thin, perve looking mustache.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
No, you look, you look terrible with that. He looks
terrible with that. Bad for a day or two, and
look too bad. I don't mind it you.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I'm actually looking forward to you. Guys.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
This is the first time I have an advantage of anything.
I can't grow a beard, so there's very limited options here.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
You think Snitch is worried about it. He's got a
very full beard where she has not. I don't know
when the last time he cut this thing is. So
I started from basically zero. This is a month's wore
of growth here, and it is it's all. It's all gross, looking,
scraggly and dry. And I used to put on I
stopped it maybe about maybe about two months ago, maybe
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three months ago.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I don't know how long I ran out of that
beard oil, so.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I haven't been putting anything in my beard, and I
don't even know if that beard oil actually does anything.
I kind of don't like the way it feels. It
just makes your face greasy. But I do feel like
my beard is just very brittle and crisp and dry
and grass and disgusting.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Noticed something. There's this food show on.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Alex Versus America and the host is a black guy
with a big beard.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
It sparkles, and it's the beard oil that sparkles.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like, why would you want it to have? Yeah, it
kind of looks. It just looks greasy and shiny.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It was weird. I've never seen that before. Yeah, it's
supposed to moisture eye your beard. Okay, But anyway, so
all right, are we putting on? I'm gonna have the
professional come in in just a minute. Are we going
to put on? You wanted to put on everybody's names
on the wheel? Oh yeah, okay, can you have me
that wheel, Crystal?
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Because I actually trust Crystal more than I trust Jeffrey
to do my beard Okay, and I think Dooze you
might do a better job.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Bring me the wheel here and you don't end up
with me. I have no experience with it. Nobody wants
to have me, all right, So on the wheel. Let
me just give you a quick rundown. Here we have
the for the beard styles. We have Foo man Chew.
What is that exactly?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
That's the Ugan Morgan Spurlock.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I think I understand, okay, the chester a Arthur, the
Amish beard. This one is a little hard to read
because it's on Black van Dijck. The Reverseler, which is
the reverse Hitler, which has saved everything.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
You just have the mustache, but then we reversed where
the Hitler areas is missing.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Just the two sides of the.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Nothing but neck mean that you sh shaved except your
neck hair. Let you leave that turtle neck the thing.
That's probably what I'll end up with because Rachel and sails,
you gotta shave that neck hair all.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It looks so gross every day. I'll end up with
this and I'll have nothing butt neck. Is this considered neck? Yes, sir?
Oh yeah, open, there's nothing there. That's okay, that's neck. Okay,
I can't grow up.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
I'm asking there's no hair there?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I can't you know let me see that, is that
like a patch that you just your hair doesn't grow there?
Because I have this patch here and I thought that
that's what I heard.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Little similar to Charlie.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
No, no, it's this is just gray hair. Yes, yes,
I think I don't know that's missing like Charlie's.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's just missing.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It doesn't grow in very sure.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
No, no tea, no tea, come over here.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Look, I think it's No. I swear. I think it's
because I analy I go, what in the world is
going on? And baby or not? I don't know what
she's doing.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
She's rubbing me any any opportunity she has to come
over and rub me.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Still don't answer missing or not?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
It's missing.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Okay, you're telling me I'm going.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
To be missing and it's thinning. Yeah, it's you're balding
on your neck. No.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
Think the only reason why I say that she likes
to rub on that maybe make she might still be
in love with you.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Who knows? Yes, good, something else you can rub on?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Speaking of that's just coincidentally. The next style for the
beard is penis. So explain to me how that one
would be. This would just be it would be like
the shaft coming down, you're the side of your face
up into like the head of the penis down by
your mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It would be shaped.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, all right, so if that looks great, the next
one is half the face.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh yeah, just half.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Good with Snitch because Snits has a very full beard.
So he shaves half of his face and then a
very full beard.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I think I would be a mania. You see that
guy out on the street, You tell your kids stay
away from that.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Yeah, come over here, Jeffrey, that'd.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Be great too for him. The John Waters that's that
very very thin.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
I mean it's just basically like a like one pubic
hair stretched over your your lip. And then we're back
to the chin strap and the Fu Manchu and all right,
so you want me to put people's names on it,
Let's bring in Jay, who is our professional barber. He's
gonna come in give me a second, and then I'll
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put everybody's names on here and give him some wireless headphones,
if you would, please, Dougie, and we'll get him up here.
And all right, so you want everyone else's names now,
obviously you hope that you get the professional barber, because
that guy knows what he's talking about and I can
tell just by his beard or mustache or whatever you
(26:13):
want to call it.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Right there, that is professionally trimed up. What's happening? How
are you? Let me see? I got to turn on
your microphone. There it is? Sorry, there you go? All right?
So what is this style?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
What would it? Would this be a fou manshoe? Is
that it could be a fou manshoe or like a
handle bar mustache?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Okay? All right? And how long have you been growing
this thing?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
So I've had this for about seventy years now, Okay,
I did it as a joke at first, and now
it's stuck with your personality.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You're known kind of looks like I was born with it,
so you just kept it. Now you are a professional barber? Yes,
all right?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Are you normally dealing with hair on top of the
head or beards or both?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Both? Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, all right, Now what do you think the level
of nobody else? If nobody else has any experience doing this,
we're gonna have your name on this. We'll spinning the wheel.
Obviously you want to get the professional to do your
to prim up your beard.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Put his name on a couple times. If if we
run out if we don't have enough people at least
three times, you know, a third of the wheel.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Sure, sure, Okay, how how difficult would it be if somebody,
let's just say penis for instance, you could probably shape
up a penis in somebody's beard, correct.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You could. It really depends on whose facial hair it is.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Obviously, if something's not full, it's not going to really
show the way that you want to do. But yeah,
you know, I think it's situational. Is that as your
beard would work?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah? Made for penises.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, when you see like Charlie has this very patchy
doesn't grow in he walks into your shop, you go,
that's a guy.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
With low testosteron, not a penis beard.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, why doesn't he grow Do you know why he
doesn't grow facial hair?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Facial here is a weird thing, you know.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
I know there's certain guys that have super full beards
that can't connect here. There's you know, and then there's
like for me instant for instance, like I get very
patchy here, but I'll grow full everywhere else.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It's it's so different for person to be.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I see these I'm always served up ads of these
guys with these just really incredible beards. And I've tried
to grow my beard out because I see, I'll see
some guy. They're usually jacked and have like a weird
tattoos and stuff, you know, on their arms, and then
they have like this very full, thick, manly ass beard.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I go, that looks good. I wish I could. I
could do that.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I let my beard grow out further than it even
is now, but I can never shape this thing up.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I mean, it's just impossible. I mean, I so do you.
Speaker 10 (28:46):
Need somebody professionally to do that? So, I mean, it
definitely helps, you know. It's one of those things that
when it comes to a beard, you know, you have
maintenance that's gonna help. Obviously, brushing it out constantly. A
lot of those guys that got like big bushy beards
are brushing it multiple times a day, you know, to
straighten the hair out.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's a lot of work.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
A lot of the times when you get to the neckline,
you got like colics or something that might make it
poke out down. So, I mean, it's there's so many
variables with it. Some of those guys even blow dry
their beard straight.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, okay, let me put on some neck What are
the chances we're going to do good if we're like
I no skill and I have to shave the penis
into my boss's face pretty low right, probably pretty Yeah,
I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Okay, now if we if well we if you guys
land on something that, let's say, Charlie, it's impossible for
him to have that penis on his face.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Are you guys going to re spin? Oh no, okay,
you get what you get. Okay, you get.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
You Schnitzer off the shaving thing because she's running the cameras.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh okay, all right, so I'll put I think you'd
do good, though, buddy, I understand.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Dougi on there. I'm gonna put who's going first? Rove
on there? And then let's see. So I have Charlie, Crystal, Jeffrey,
Dog Rover. I'm gonna put that.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
A couple of and everybody can only get get.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
At once, right, like if if I get the food
manchoo food manchoos off the board, correct, that's yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, okay, yeah, what is the hardest one out of
everything you've heard?
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Honestly, I have not heard any of them yet. Oh
you haven't heard any Okay, I have not I've been Wait, hey,
is reverse go tea on there?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
No, reverse go tea is not on. That's the worst one.
What's the reverse I'm not.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
To find it, only to get rid of what's a
what's a van Dyke? I get rid of that? Don't yeah,
to normal, get rid of that? All right, let's see what.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, we have to have that. One needs
to be on that. Yeah, what does that? Reverse chi strap,
reverse chin? Okay? All right, so I have on here, boy,
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and let's go to Okay, do you.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Want to draw numbers? And who who goes first?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
All right? Sure? All right?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
So that Jeffrey Rover, Charlie Snitzer all with our big,
full manly beards.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
All right? Then Wayne Crystal's got those legs. We haven't
seen him yet.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh, Jeffrey's really hoping that we spin the wheel and
he gets to shave her legs.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Right, okay.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
So the the styles that we have here are for you, Jay,
the John Waters, which is just a very very very
thin I mean that would be very easy to do.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Chin strap. Uh foo man?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You Chester a Arthur Amish reverse chin strap, reverse hitler,
nothing but neck penis and half face where half of
the face is is shaved. So those are the options
for the beards on like his face for example, right, yeah, yeah, okay,
(32:20):
perfect me.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
It's pretty low I mean pretty lowly, Mike, maybe maybe
the John Waters.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's about it.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
So we'll spin once to get the person's name, doesn't matter,
you know what it lands, and you'll.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
Spin the wheel, spin once and just get our We
get the design spent. The second time, we figure out
how or who's doing it.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Okay, commercial break make up.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, you guys are doing all the talking, so I figure.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Now don't talk talk with them.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
So give me a few more minutes to.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Get this.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Going.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
To put the numbers so that you can draw who
is going to go in what order?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay, all right, my wheel is all set up now.
All right. And by the way, Jay works, Where do
you work?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Jay?
Speaker 10 (33:12):
I work at black Cat Barbershop, So I can't barbershops
overyon uh Detroit and Gordon Square.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Okay, oh yeah, black Cat Barbershop. Yes, yeah, Ryan Hardrick
owns it. I went high school with him. Ye teenagers
the music scene.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah wait, dude, I think I think I got more
than one number.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
He seems very unhappy. Jeffrey, what does she do. All right,
we're picking numbers to see how number two. Okay, I
am number who does number two work?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
For three? I'm number three? And Jeffrey hasn't picked one
yet for some reason, she won't over to Snits. Well, yeah,
I went on the studio. Okay, I don't. He's so grumpy.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
He seems very very happy in the commercial break, he's
very excited.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Well he's he's talking to me about ejection seats in
fighter jets.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That what number are you? Jeffrey? Number four? All right,
so that means that Snitzer must be number one. I
mean the first up.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Okay, Charlie, jump back there at our video switcher. Okay,
snit's come on in the moment of truth, stand by.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Jay is what do you have? Professional tools? Back there? Jay?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Do you have to go to You have to go
to school to become a barber?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Right? Yeah, you're gonna go for eighteen hundred hours.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
And I understood somebody told me once that in order
to get whatever license you need to cut hair, that
it is like ten times more training than police officers
get before they hit the streets.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I want to say, don't quote me on.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
I want to say, please to six hundred hours and
barbers are eighteen hundred But can we got to use
a straight razor?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
That's dangerous? You know. Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
What what possibly could they fill eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hours up with? What are you? What? What is are you?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Just? Here's here's here's it should be one day a
half day course. Yes, trim this up, put the thing
in that blue juice, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
What else do you need to know?
Speaker 10 (35:13):
Honestly, most of it's going to be going over like hair, skin,
like that kind of anatomy, and then you're going to
be going over sanitation, you know, basically, so in general
you can protect the public.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
That's really what the eighteen hundred hours is for.
Speaker 10 (35:27):
I mean, you're only going to in reality, you're probably
going to do about six to seven hundred hours of
like actual class work, and then the rest is going
to be like on the floor where you're basically you're
basically making the barbercars one hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Hours of class work.
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Oh yeah, My sister in law went for cause she
did hair and cosmetology, and she went to a school
and I went there and actually let her dye my hair,
and it took forever because the teacher would have to
come by and go, yes, this formula is correct, and
then she'd come by again and check, so we'd have
to wait for so long.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
But all right, snitch, if you want to take the
wheel over there to that side for me, and you
can put it in front of that screen there so
you can facing out correct towards the camera.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
There you go perfect, right, And then my.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Suggestion, Snitzer, is to hold the base or the top
of the wheel and give it a good spin because
the thing will tip over if you if you don't.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
There you go, grab the stroke. There you go.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Okay, all right, are you ready, Snitzer? And you're spinning
for what do you want to spin for? You want
to spin for the person? Or do you want to
spin for the style?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
First? Lands on? What are you spinning for? I guess
the styles?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay, style first? Okay, give it a good You gotta
go strong with this. That's what she said, and it
landed on.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
The oka read it. What to say?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Reversaler, reversal reverse you know, all right, takes the name.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Of the cutter because it's Jay the barber.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Okay, now, all right, so he's gonna get the reversaler.
Now let's spend to see who's actually going come on, Jeffrey,
and it is right there?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
What is it? Ja the professional for?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Okay, So, Charlie, I don't know if you can pull
up a picture back there? For if I can pull
up a picture, I mean, so you can describe it whatever,
give me the reverser of what that looks like visually,
just so people can think about this if you're not
watching R M G t V. And for Jay to
know what he's actually going to do on on a
Snitzer's face. So there is a famous historical figure. You
(38:02):
might have known him. His name ends with Lure and
he was very famous for his facial hair. Snitzer just
scowls every time he thinks of this former dictator.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
And so.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
What you're doing is you're shaving everywhere, except you're shaving
there and leaving everything else. Now is he leaving his
full beard just the mustache? No, it's just that, okay,
all right, So he's shaving. Okay, look at that?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
All right? He has not seen light.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
And while.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I wonder if it is lighter skin tone underneath there? Jay,
how do you?
Speaker 10 (38:43):
So?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
All right, So we're gonna basically get rid of almost
his entire everything on his face almost except for the
two little bits of his mustache are going to remain.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Do you take clippers? We'll get started here in just
a minute. But do you take clippers? You do that
down and then what do you what's the game?
Speaker 3 (39:00):
So?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I mean I would just go ahead and remove the beard.
Can I come through?
Speaker 10 (39:06):
And you know, obviously I'll work through the chin take
this part off line above the lip. Okay, I'll kind
of sharpen it up and clean up around with the
mustache and then through and kind of sharpen up with
the razor.
Speaker 7 (39:16):
An easy one to do. Maybe it's harder than I think,
but this one seems like an easy one. Dude, Just
clipper it off and then put the razor down. So
that's it.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
All right, Let's get Snitcher in his chair and let's
get started here.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Are we going to do them all in here? How
is this?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
We're gonna start them all? Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
As people are spinning and we're gonna because it's gonna take.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
A while, absolutely sure. Okay, we're gonna have multiple people
going at once.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, so if I get picked, I can start doing
I under.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
You you get picked, you're not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
All right, I'm going to cut your face.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
All right, all right, So how much time do you
need to set up? Or a minute? Two minutes, five minutes,
Probably take me like two minutes. Okay, let me take
a break.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
We'll get set up, and then let's not make the
first cut until we come back.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's er.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
He's very sad to see this beard, this thing, it's
been it's been how long have you been growing this out?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Snitz? Well, I cut it like once every couple of years.
I'll cut it. But uh huh yeah, all right, so
you have.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Not been without a beard in a long long time.
And it is weird. Like sometimes every few years Snitzer
will come in with no facial hairy things. Who the
hell is that guy? All right, we'll be right back
on Rovery's Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Hang on,
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