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October 29, 2025 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The management keeps trying to get Rover to water down
the show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
And he finally gave it.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Here's more gold for your ears.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Oh yeah, welcome back to Rovers morning.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
LORI Chsy coming up in just a few minutes. What
do you have on the way? Do she?

Speaker 6 (00:18):
You might hear from an alien today, an alien? An
alien might be speaking to you today. I'll tell you
that story. Also, I'm curious if I were to tell
you I'm selling my donut business and I sold it
for a million dollars and now I'm going to open
up a weight.

Speaker 7 (00:34):
Loss clinic, would you think that.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
It's I'd be a hypocrite and yourself in business, I
guess right, want to set yourself up for success.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Yeah, but isn't that crazy to go from here eat
my sugar and then here go on a diet.

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Isn't that weird?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Well?

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Bit, okay, so somebody just did that in the news.
Very famous person just sold their business. I'll tell you
who it is, what the business is, and what they're
now going to do.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
All right, Jam says Rover.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Please buy your wife's slutty outfits and take pictures of
her and then post them. Please, And Lisa says Am
I the really the only woman that notices what side
men dressed to when you look at them?

Speaker 7 (01:18):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Sidemen?

Speaker 5 (01:20):
That's right? How's it hanging?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
So to speak, you look at a guy's crotch to
see where it's hanging.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Now, I'm assuming chicks do, right.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
I know that it's gotta.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Go one of the ways.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
You've never noticed a guy's package in his crotch.

Speaker 9 (01:38):
I've noticed it before, but I've never That's not what
I'm looking at. I don't go, there's a guy, let
me look at his crutch. That is not Girls don't
do that at all. I even I just see somebody.
They might catch my eye because they're attractive. But that's
where the thought ends.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Chris says, what if you see a hot chick on
TV and then rubb one out?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Is that is that bad?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't do that because to me and I know
maybe this is very strange, but it's too unrealistic. If
I'm going to rub one out, I have to know
the chick. If I'm gonna think about the chick, I
have to personally because like, as how does I think
Kendall Jenner is never cranked one out? Thinking about Kendall Jenner. Why,

(02:27):
Because I know it's not gonna happen. So to me,
it's just too unrealistic. That's more like cheating because it's
more of a possibility that's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
It's not. It's still not gonna happen. Have you seen me?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah, she's all right, she is doing some TV commercial Kendall.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Oh, Kendall Jenner.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah, okay, she has the most monotone voice. No person. No,
it's just it's crazy that.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
It's just crazy that she's that wildly successful. There's no personalities.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Are you sure, Kylie Jenner?

Speaker 7 (03:08):
No, no, no, no, Kylie doesn't do any of that stuff.
It's beautiful. It's I'm not talking about like looks, but
just like what.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Is the commercials? I don't know. It's I want to see.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
If you need your eyelashes to be longer, you need
to try lushes, sweetheart.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
You won't regret it.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's that bad.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Are you ready for the shizzy? Yeah? We go.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Rovers morning Glory. I don't think the president is going
to do a third term. Just I think he's on.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Board with that because the President said it's quote pretty
clear the US Constitution does not permit him to run
for a third term in office. Following a lot of
days of speculation prompted by claim from Alis that there
might be a way for him to run.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Again, I did see that the Speaker of the House
said that he had consulted with the President yesterday telling
him the constitutional limits on a third term. Yeah, that
makes it impossible. But but in other words, it has
been thought about. Well, yes, Bannon just said he it's

(04:23):
don't worry about it. We figured out how we're going
to get away with it. I see, But.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
The House Speaker did speak with Trump yesterday about the
possibility because he sees no path for it. Has any
change to the constitution happens, Well, after Trump has left office,
you can't.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
But why does he have these twenty twenty eight hats.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Well, it's anything to make a buck.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
People are going to buy.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Him like, good for him.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
So no, ye, again, it would take forever to to
amend the constitution.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It takes an Act of Congress. You act like it's
going to be some sort of legal way that he's
going to do this.

Speaker 10 (04:57):
Me, well, everybody like they're just going to be like, oh,
I'm going to run for a third term.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
I don't think that's the fear.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I think it's something else that he's gonna unlikely. But
he could cancel elections or something and goes no.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Prificult.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
There are safeguards in our constitution that you'll like, the
power of checks and balances, that kind of stuff. And
of course there was a tradition prior to the pass
the twenty sego.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
People.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
No, we have great people.

Speaker 11 (05:28):
Well I don't have to get into that, but we
have one of.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
Them standing right here.

Speaker 11 (05:32):
We have JD obviously, the vice president is great. I
think Maronco is great. I think I'm not sure if
anybody would run against us. So I think if they
have before in the group would be unstopped.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I really do.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
I believe that I would.

Speaker 11 (05:47):
I would, I would love to do it, and I
have my best numbers.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Effort's very terrible.

Speaker 11 (05:52):
I have my best numbers.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Seat you read you read it. Am I not ruling
it out? And you'll have to tell me or like
to tell you. Is that we have.

Speaker 11 (06:01):
A great a great group of people which stayed downe.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
So he's not saying at any point, okay, you're saying
said that it's not happening.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
No, he said, I guess I can't.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
But okay, maybe options are still like maybe he's vice president.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
What if he's the vice president and then the president
drops out?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Does he become president? Is allowed to do so?

Speaker 4 (06:20):
If he runs he's vice president and the president falls
out of a.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Window or no, no, just drops out, not that drops
out of a window.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Literally, I thought that just to give him the from
his friend potent, Yeah, just ushering him into the Is
he allowed to do that?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I don't think so, No, go on.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
This is a pretty sad story out of Jasper County, Mississippi.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
There was a truck hauling monkeys. That truck got into an.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Accident and overturned, so all of these monkeys were like
running around and escaping, and the monkeys were on their
way to a testing facility in Florida after they were
at Tulane University. So the driver authorities arrive on the
scene and the diverse says to the authorities that the
monkeys were dangerous and posed a threat to humans.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
So the authorities were like, oh crap.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
They took appropriate actions after being given that information.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
That means they just started shooting all the morkies.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yes, fifteen monkeys are dead, thirteen are in custody, and
three were missing. And now it turns out that they
were no danger to the They just I heard.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
They were herpes infected on COVID and stuff. Right, I
don't know herpies. In fact, I heard herpes and COVID.
I heard both of those the media and all sorts. Well,
whatever it was, that's what I think the original story was.
And then they came out they go, no, no, it's
they're not infected with anything. It was what they said
after the fact. Totally not infectious, is what they said. Yes,

(07:46):
what they're doing with these monkeys on don't.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Now, but they said they were telling them so. And
I don't know if they got the three that were
on the loose.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Maybe they'd love to have to try to explain that
to my wife, Honey, I have herpes, but I got
it from a monkey.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
I'd be like, oh, sure that divorce.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
A bunch of sites are claiming that aliens could make
first contact today. There's an hour, so yeah, if you're
not up on your UFO news, there's an interstellar comet
from outside our solar system that's been zipping past us
the last few months. It's only the third one we've
ever seen, and it's pretty big. Experts think that it's
about the size of Manhattan, and it's different than normal comets.

(08:32):
So the whole x filed crowd out there thinks that
it's a mothership. It's millions of miles away right now,
and it's on the other side of the Sun. So
why today is the day are Basically, it's when it
reaches its closest point to the Sun.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
It's an event called Praahelian.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
And so that's when they say. This guy at Harvard,
he says that they've been pushing the alien theory because
this is what happens when it's that closed.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
They're going to make contact to us, So start looking
for it.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I know who you're talking about. It's some guy. I
forget his name. I low, Yes, this guy is a coke.
He's a lunatic. No, now he happens to somehow have
a job at Harvard.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Just because you have a job at Harvard doesn't mean
you're not a kock, because this guy is.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
He is a complete nut.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
He thinks everything whizzen through the Solar system is as
an alien spacecraft. Every other scientist says, this guy is
full of it. He's a quack. But why do you
keep hearing about this guy? Because that's a much better story.
Aliens may reach out to us today that you can
write a story about you can't write Oh, just some
space rock hurdled by the sun today.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
That's that's not Nobody's going to read that.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
I don't know all right.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
South Park is turning up the heat in a special
Halloween night episode of its twenty eighth season focusing on
the fictional demolition of the White House House East Wing.
So the episode titled The Woman in the Hat will
see the White House dealing with a disruptive spirit from
the East Wing and Stan worries at South Park has
become too political. So this special will debut Friday night

(10:15):
on comedy Centrals.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
That's gonna takes.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Come out tonight. It's kind of This season is very strange.
Episodes are every two weeks and then they missed the week,
which is never.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
I don't know if they've ever done that.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Why do they do that? Well, they straight up they
make it. They make it every week. They make it.

Speaker 10 (10:34):
That's how they're able to like be something but they
make I mean in their making, and they have a
documentary you can watch of them making a full episode
in six days. And then for that I think that
was the first time ever they just missed I think
Wednesday morning they said it's not coming out tonight, and
now this one's getting pushed back to Friday.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Okay, it was supposed to come out when tomorrow tonight?

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Oh okay, but yeah, this says Friday, it'll come out,
all right. And then this is the story that I
teased earlier about starting one business, selling it and then
doing the complete opposite of what you just did. George
Clooney and Randy Gerber, what are they well known for?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Getting Bej's from Gallain Maxwell.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Next to that, they're tequila okay, yeah, what is it?
Casa Migos, Yeah, tequila brand. So they just sold their company,
their tequila company, for one billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
All right, that's a lot.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Of lesson, right, that's congratulations.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Well, now, George Clooney, they are and Randy Gerber they're
going to be selling a non alcoholic beer.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Oh well, hey, that's not a totally different thing. If
they were. It is, if they were opening up sobriety clinics.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I'd go, Okay, yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 7 (11:45):
You've been I think it's weird.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You've been doing this liquor brand for twenty years. But
I look, I keep reading and I don't know if
this is true that less and less people are drinking.
I keep reading articles, and I know we've talked about
it in the past. I keep reading articles that are

(12:08):
trying to tell me that sober bars are becoming more
and more popular. I just don't believe it. I've never
seen one. I just don't think people are going to these.
What will be the point? Are you guys buying this nonsense.
I keep hearing that younger people aren't drinking. I don't
think sober bars are gonna take off. I don't think
people are going out.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I just saw an article yesterday that restaurants are being
ruined by takeout services delivery services. They read that restaurants
nobody wants to go to a restaurant anymore.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
People just want the food delivered. To write to them.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
But we've just become lazy potatoes, essentially, stuff in our
faces watching TV.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
This whole non alcoholic beer will be launched in March.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
There you go. That's the shoosy on Roversborn and Glory.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
There's a place where.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
The orange content flows like water, and the streets are
with skid mark.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Is it heaven?

Speaker 5 (13:03):
No, it's better.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Guitarmg.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
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Speaker 5 (13:16):
Joe, You're on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning, Joe. Hey,
what's up, brother man? What's happening? Hey?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I was reading this thing on Google there and it's
see and since Donald Trump didn't complete his first term,
it's not it's not a successful term, so he can.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Run for another term. What do you mean he didn't
complete his first term? He did.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
He was kicked out office.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
No, No, he wasn't. He wasn't kicked out. You saw
Mike Pence as the president. He just hung up. Oh
all right, now, I mean he was impeached, but he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
That means he wasn't removed from office because the Senate
found him not guilty. He was impeached twice, and then
twice because the Republicans control the Senate, he found him
not guilty. So therefore he did complete his first term
in office.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, somebody sent a text message and they said that
if you are ineligible to be president of the United States,
you can't run as vice president.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
So if you're an illegal alien.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
If you are too young, if you've already served your
terms as president, then you cannot.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Be vice President's not gonna be No if he doesn't be.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Loopholes, we're finding loopholes where we didn't know loopholes existed.

Speaker 10 (14:29):
And you're like always saying he's not gonna do it,
so there's no way he's gonna do it. He also
said he wasn't going to touch the East wing of
the White House, and then a week later it's gone.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
So that wasn't just a walkway outside the east wing.
What happened to all those people is said this is
a minor little walkway. The whole thing is that the
thing is literally gone. Actually it's been removed already. I
don't know how anybody can believe, like, oh, he said
he's not gonna do it. No, he's not gonna do it.
And again, I don't think he's gonna be running. I
think he's going to go. The elections aren't the elections

(14:58):
are compromised. We have to suspend in the election till
we get this all figured out. And then that's why
I have to figure out what the hell is going
Until we get the real idea or whatever, something like
that is going to be more likely.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I don't think so, I didn't. I hope it's not
true either. Well, but that'll see.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Nothing would surprise me these days, but I don't think
that that's going.

Speaker 10 (15:19):
To We're in a crisis because of immigration, so we've
got to keep we have to keep him in office
or a war gets started and we can't we can't
do an election because of that.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Did you see what?

Speaker 4 (15:29):
I didn't read the entire thing, but you know how
we have all these troops and warships off the coast
of Venezuela. Venezuela claims that they captured a group of
CIA operatives, or at least CIA backed people who were
planning some sort of false flag attack that would give

(15:49):
the United States an excuse to go to war with Venezuela.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Did you see this?

Speaker 4 (15:54):
I mean the headline, if that's true, and I'm not
saying it's true, because I just like stuff that comes
out of Iran, you can't trust it. Stuff that comes
out of Venezuela, you can't trust it. Stuff that comes
out of China and North Korea, whatever you're going.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
Eh.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
They said they were in Trinidad and Tobago and they
were about to do something and then the Venezuelan government
stopped them captured them.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Who knows if that's true.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
I did also see another article that the United States
we found out a source came to us and said, hey,
Nicholas Maduro, the president of Venezuela, is private planes are
being serviced in the Dominican Republic, and we have various embargoes.
He can't sell stuff to Venezuela plane parts and whatnot.
So this was kind of like a run around, and

(16:42):
we could have impounded those planes. But instead what they
did was they waited until the planes were going to
be picked up, and the pilot came to get the plane,
and then we talked to the pilot and we go, hey, listen,
we'll give you millions and millions of dollars for next
time you're flying, Nicholas Macdero. Instead of flying from wherever

(17:04):
you're supposed to go, you just veer off course and
you atland at Guantanamo, or you land in the Dominican
someplace where we could be waiting, and we'll just arrest.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
The guy that's illegal right.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
I don't know if that's illegal, mate, I don't know
who knows.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
But if that were, if you were able to do
that and you know, divert to Cuba, just say something
to Cuba.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I don't know you want it would have to be
someplace under US confused base what it meant?

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Oh that is Cube? But yeah, yeah, okay, and just
say something.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I'm sorry, mister president, but we have a few emergency landed,
land here and refuel.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
No, you don't even tell them if you're on if
you're on a plane, no idea, what's going right? Exactly
every time I get on a plane, they could fly
the complete wrong direction. They could fly to Canada and
land and I go.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
What do we are? Oh, what's going on here? You
have no idea? So the guy could just land and.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
The authorities are waiting there on the on the runway
and they take them off the plane.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Thunbe deal.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I get that was their plan, but I guess it
didn't quite work out. They couldn't couldn't convince the pilot
to actually go through with it. That guy's probably like
a little nervous about it, like, are they really gonna
pay me? Are they really gonna well, what happens my
family's not left behind? They're gonna chop off my family's
heads or what. I have a good plan for him.
I've got to take a break. We'll be right back

(18:30):
on Rover's Morning Glory Hangout.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
People always ask the guys on RMG, what were you thinking? Well,
whatever they did, they were probably thinking they'd get away
with it, it wouldn't hurt that bad, or it would
be funny.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
At least that last one's true.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
This is Rover this Morning Glory be.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Fine fine, and Dandy is upset that I said A
VI Lobe is a kook. You know, the scientist who
always claims that aliens are coming. He was on Joe

(19:21):
Rogan The Speaking of Accuracy yesterday and he apparently was
saying that his colleagues are sabotaging his research and making
people like me think he's a cooke. Quell, I guess
talk to me tomorrow. When the aliens make contact with
us later today, I will be proven wrong.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
What's his name? Av Lobe? L O E B. He's
the one.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Do you remember there was like this big thing that
was flying through the galaxy or solar system or whatever,
Amanura or something like that, and he's he was the
old and remember, yeah, all these stories they're like, oh,
some people think it's an alien probe or an alien
spacecraft some scientists.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
No, he was the scientist that was saying that. Nobody
else was.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
He has all these kooky ideas, and they it is Kokie.
There's there's no other way about it. Michael in Michigan,
you're on Rover's Warning Glory. Good morning, Michael.

Speaker 8 (20:26):
Hey, what's sell it?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Man? Hey?

Speaker 8 (20:28):
Hey, speaking to Kookie. I got a theory. Yes, Mary
in Saint Louis. She didn't take a new job. She's
in jail. She's sitting in county right now.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I guarantee you you think so for what, like causing
a disturbance at one of these rallies that she goes to,
or something, assaulting a police officer.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
I don't know, but maybe I'm making this up. But
just three weeks ago, wasn't she on her deathbed with
a brain tumor or something?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
I mean you remember that.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
She did say that she was awaiting some test results
that she was nervous about.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, so she was out. Hey, all clear?

Speaker 8 (21:00):
What that did?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Now?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
I did get a strange email from her, and it
basically said that she, without giving me any detail, that
she is giving up the fight because she's going to
fall in line. She found a good paying job her
and her husband. She complained that he's doing the same

(21:23):
job as her, but he's getting paid more because he's
a mail so that she didn't like. But she's just
gonna go with it because she's making a lot of
money now and she's she's, I guess going to become
a boot liquor.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
I'm paraphrasing all of these things now.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
I didn't know what that meant, but then speculation started
rolling in. Maybe even Chocolate Charlie was the first one
to hypothesize this. I don't know, somebody brought it up,
and it completely makes sense.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
She joined ice.

Speaker 8 (21:54):
Yes, no, she was just waiting on her court case.
I guarantee it.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
She was, you're going I think this might have been
the way that she described it.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
And she's like, don't read this on the air.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
The way she described her was that she was taking
a job and she was throwing her moral high ground right.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Out the window.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
And she's taking this job because it's a bunch of money,
and uh, she's not going to be calling in or
writing to the show anymore. And it makes sense that
she joined ICE because they had a huge recruitment drive.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
And I do find that if she did.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
That that would be so incredibly hpocritica.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Does she speak Spanish? I don't think so, but I
don't think you need to speak Spanish.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Nobody mean Ice. Of course you don't, obviously don't, but
it would be helpful. In fact, I actually I'm the
anti Spanish ICE guy. I'll go, this is how much
how American I'm gonna make it. Even the people that
deal with foreigners only speak English, screw you, because we
don't want somebody that has to speak Spanish in order
to get a job in the good old United States

(23:00):
of America. So that makes a lot of sense. Were
you the one who came up with this theory, Charlie,
I don't know if I came up with it, just
you know, do you believe it? It makes a lot
of sense to me. It ticks all the boxes for me.
So that would be if she now works for the government,

(23:20):
the very government that she was protesting and going to
all these rallies.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Has she replied yet and said I I have not
joined ICE.

Speaker 10 (23:28):
No, that was the last I heard from her was
weeks ago Stafinie in silence.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
It was weeks ago that she that she emailed this
long Island Chris is. Just last night my parents suggested
I join ICE. They're offering a fifty thousand dollars sign
on bonus. I think it might be one hundred thousand
a year. What do I have to do to get
the sign on bonus? What's the sign on? Well, you

(23:55):
must have to have us. I can't just sign on
and then quit a week. Oh no, obviously you'd have
to sign like a contract. I assume a contract of
some kind.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Can I serve alongside Dean Kine superman? Is he? Is
he an Ice?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (24:07):
Do you remember he joined Ice? No? Oh, I guess
we're but he kind of fake joined Ice. I think
it's my understanding.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
Do you have to do the requirements which I don't
think you could do? And I'm trying to find where
they are. They're a week ago people, So Mary.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
And Saint Louis could do the requirements, but I can't.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Probably yeah, yeah, run them your left arm. Yeah you
know what they are. But I can answer that, yes,
if this is right?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
This is from the Atlantic here.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Fifteen push ups thirty two foot ups and run one
point five miles in fourteen minutes.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Oh, he can't do any of that.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I don't think Mary could do that. Cebe says Mary
is too old to join ICE. You have to be
under a certain age, not anymore.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
I think they relaxed all of those requirements because they
couldn't get enough people. So I think you can be.
I think they got rid of the age age requirement,
didn't they.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I thought that mag age or whatever I thought I
read that. I could be wrong.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
The upper age limits for the new law enforcement applicants
have been removed. You have to be at least twenty one. Okay,
so you have to be at least twenty one. She's that,
But there's no maximum age like they like they used
to have. All right, well, I guess, uh maximum of
fifty thousand dollars signing bonus. That's interest maximum? Interesting, So

(25:28):
up to fifty thousand read the fine print, So you
could get fifty bucks, but it's up to fifty thousand dollars.
What do I have to do to get to fifty thousand?
Why would they give some people fifty thousand and not
other people? You know, might only get five thousand.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
We got to do it like when they offer it
for the plane if you take it now, we have
a two hundred dollars signing bonus.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
You ah, no, not yet and they, oh, no, it's
four hundred dollars. Is he Wait until they get to
that number you're looking for.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
You ever do that on a plane where they go, oh,
we'll give you six hundred dollars credit if you don't
take this flight.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
Once I'm going to get there, Well, it's even that,
it's not even that, it's once I'm through all the airport. Ps,
I'm there. Let's just get it over with. I've gotten
emails a day before. Well, then I would possibly, very
possibly do that.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
And they go, hey, would you be willing to not
take this flight tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Oh, and we'll give you.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
You know, And then they then in the app it
gives you I've looked at it in the app.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
I've never done it, but it.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Says, okay, how much money would we have to pay
you two hundred, four hundred, six hundred or other? And
then you know, you could type in whatever you want,
but you get to click on a button and then
I don't know how quickly they would let you know.
But yeah, once you go to the airport and you
go through security, you got to get on that flight.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
You're not going to give that up for a few
hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Did I got to send you?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I don't know if what's it hold on?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I don't I don't know if aliens are coming today,
are going.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
To make contact with us as due.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
She said that this avvilobe guy is saying that the
aliens could contact us today. I don't know if that's happening.
That could be the end of humanity if they do. However,
I do know that we are no longer going to
all drop dead due to climate change. You know, we've
been hearing this for years, that we're all doomed. The
end of humanity is climate change. We've heard Greta Tunberg,

(27:25):
my favorite, crying about that for years, although now she
seems to have given up climate change.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
She's all in on Palestine now. Well.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Bill Gates put out a memo that was released and
he basically says, hey, you know that stuff about climate change,
like you know the book that I just wrote four
years ago called how to Avoid a Climate Disaster? Well,
maybe that was all just a little bit overblown. He says,

(28:00):
although climate change will have serious consequences, particularly for people
in the poorest countries, it will not lead to humanity's demise.
Bill Gates says people will be able to live and
thrive in most places on Earth for the foreseeable future.
So it's it's very interesting to me that you could

(28:20):
just change your mind like that, Like just sure, I've
been saying climate change is gonna kill everybody. We have
to get rid of we have. Remember, we had to
stop eating beef, no more cows because cows fart too much,
and the methane the cow farts are causing is like
a greenhouse gas or something.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
I don't even know exactly what was happening, but I
know that cow farts were somehow warming the planet and
we had to stop eating meat or we were all
going to drop that of global warming. But now he
see that changed his mind. Not too concerned about global
warming anymore, Which leads me to question, why would we

(29:05):
ever listen to Bill Gates in the first place when
it came to climate change. He's not a climate scientist.
Why did we pay so much attention to what he
was saying? Al Gore, remember he put out that thing.
What was was that movie that he put out? What
was that called Snitzy? You must remember that, you know,
all movies.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
As Jeffrey doesn't know?

Speaker 5 (29:24):
It an inconvenient truth. I think, look at that.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Why would we listen to al Gore? What does he
know about it? Why would we listen to Greta Tunberg?
Remember she was fifteen years old. Why the hell would
we listen to her? What does she know about climate change? Nothing?

Speaker 5 (29:44):
So I don't know why we.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Were listening to all these experts. But anyway, so I
guess Bill says that don't worry about it. Guys, do
you remember all the over the years, over the past
few years, I've read studies to you of.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Kids who or probably over the past ten.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Or fifteen years, we've been talking about it, where like
young adults, high schoolers, twenty year olds, they have so
much anxiety.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Oh yeah, And.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
A lot of it had to do with they thought
that the planet we were all dying because of global warming.
And I kept saying, don't trust me, do not worry
about that. That's gonna be the least of your worries.
I thought they've always kind of mentioned that it's going
to be like hundreds of years from now. No, all right, No,
it's gonna happen, all right, they're all it's going to

(30:34):
happen fast, and we're going to reach a tipping point
where we're beyond the point of no return.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Charlie. Yes, for children's children. It's too much.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
That tipping point has already been passed like a hundred
different times or whatever. But Bill Gates says, now we're
still going to be able to thrive.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 10 (30:55):
So I don't really remember anybody's saying it's going to
be like in our lifetime kind of ever, so it's
further down the line. We got to start making changes
now or the world is going to be ruined hundreds
of years from now.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
What do I care. I'm not gonna be wrong. Well,
I mean, I know that's very selfish, but then that's
that's how you feel it. But I also feel like
I feel like you're saying that everybody thought it was
gonna happen like next week. I don't think anybody ever
thought that. All.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Oh, oh, no, I think you're wrong. I think all
these people.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Get on TV and they they will you cry about it,
and they you don't think Greta Tunberg was saying that I.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Didn't pay attention to her.

Speaker 10 (31:31):
Only people that really, like, obsessively hated her paid attention
to her. Nobody else really cared about her. She what
what did she claim she has?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Let's see here, and it's easy. I mean she's sixteen. Yeah,
all right, Yeah, I know. I don't know why anybody
would listen to her. Nobody did, Are you kidding me?
Nobody did? Only the people nobody listened to her. That's
absolutely not true. Nobody.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
He was the poster probably on the cover of Time
magazine Person of the Year and stuff.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Nobody listened to her. Nonsense, absolute nonsense. Do you remember
people listening to this her?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Or she was speaking in front of the UN and
everything else?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
People have people listening to her, just talking in front
of the UN was it?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Gren Affleck's thought her people listening to her.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yes, if she's speaking, somebody's listening to her.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
We talked about it. Yeah, so somebody is listening to her,
of course.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Now, Bill Gates, I don't know what his stance was.

Speaker 10 (32:28):
I mean, I don't really follow much of Bill Gates,
but he also said the world is going to end
within our lifetime.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
I don't know if he said that. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
I know I remember because we've talked about claims that
Tunberg made in the past. Uh, we've talked about if
you look back and you go look at all the
things that they've said about sea levels rising and by
the year whatever. Well, here we are in twenty twenty
five and not really seeing that.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah, we've lost icebergs. Icebergs are getting.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Smaller, Hurricanes are getting worse.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
Yeah, I mean, are they strong?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Are they I don't even know if that's true. Are
our measurement? Is it getting better? How do you know
that we didn't have worse hurricanes five hundred years ago?
They didn't have the technology, they weren't flying into hurricanes
like we do today.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
So you know, I don't know if that's true or not.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
But by the way the weather on the on the
planet changes, it gets warmer, it gets colder, and it's
just over thousands, over millions of years, it's just what happens.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
I don't think we're gonna Jessica, says.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Greta Toumberg was the Person of the Year Time magazine
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
People were listening to her No, people were not nobody.

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Nobody took her serious except people that wanted to dunk
on a fifteen year old and prove that they were smarter.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
And like Time magazine wanted to dunk on Greta Tuneberg. Wow,
they put it on the cover of Time and also
said Hiller was Person of the Year. Okay, and did
anybody listen Hitler? Yes, a lot of people listen to
it this thing. They don't pick the greatest people. What
do I care about what Time Egazine says, Well, wait
a second, so what if they made Hitler person of
the Year. They're not endorsing whatever he was doing. They're

(34:11):
saying that this person is having a major impact on
the world. So you're saying they don't have a track
record of picking people. But Hitler turned out to be
a pretty prominent figure in history. They put Gretit Thoomberg
on there in twenty nineteen. She's still at it.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
So I just don't know what the experts actually know
about all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
I just also read that.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Or I heard something about experts and AI and they've signed,
you know, they signed a petition.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I think he might have done it in the news
or we talked about it.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Fifty thousand people signed a petition, all these prominent people
about an anti AI petition. We need safety rules and
guidelines and stuff. I don't know how seriously you can
take that. Because Megan Markle was one of the signees.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
I don't like, what does she know about AI? Anyhow?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Somebody I heard at an interview with somebody the other
day and they said that even the CEOs of these
AI companies put the risk of AI eliminating humanity at
between ten and thirty percent chance of it making humans extinct.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
That's not good.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
It's a big number.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
It's a huge number, and I think it's more likely
that it's going to I don't know if it's gonna
make us extinct like it's gonna. I don't think it's
going to be like a terminator thing where they're gonna
make t one thousands that are murdering us. I think
it's going to ruin the world with I think AI
video is going to really take us down.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I think AI laziness. I think it's going to take
all of our jobs to do that.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
And it's also going the video is incredibly real and
people are believing so much stupid stuff so much that
you cannot believe your eyes anymore. If you literally cannot
believe your own eyes, you cannot trust anything you see,
and it's going to do big damage to us.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
But I guess my question is, and you can think
about this. So if Bill Gates is now saying, oh,
don't worry about climate change, and he's not saying that,
I'm paraphrasing that, he's still saying, Hey, we have.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
To be worried about it, but it's not going to
wipe us out.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Can you take the AI CEOs seriously when they pull
I mean, how would they know this? How would you
get to the how would you arrive in an intelligent
estimation of oh, yeah, it's twenty eight percent chance that
we get to extinction from AI? How how do you
know that you're just pulling that right out of your ass.

(36:50):
It could be one hundred percent, it could be point
zero zero zero zero zero one percent.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
How do you know?

Speaker 4 (36:56):
How could you take any of this stuff seriously from
these quote unquote experts.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
I've got to take a break.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Eight six six yo rover eight six six nine sixty
seven six eight three seven.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
We will be right back. Hey, what real.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Quick can people take pictures of their mileage so we can.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Get an update.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
It is Wednesday, So during a break, if you haven't
done that, run to your car, right, have you done it?

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Rover?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
I have not done that?

Speaker 7 (37:20):
To go to your car.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
We did. We did an odometer check.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Everyone took a picture of their odometer a week ago today. Yes,
I wanted to see who is going to drive the
most over the next week, over the next month. Do
you guys even remember doing this?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Jeffrey?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Do you reminded me?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Is running out of my car to take a picture
of my thvers t Yeah, so you did take it?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Okay, and I did not take a picture. You have
to do that? Did it?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Did it affect your driving at all? Did you go
they're going to be tracking me.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
I don't want to. I don't want to drive as much.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Tell us the mileage?

Speaker 5 (37:53):
I just what about my or did you even think
about it? You didn't think about it at all? After
I didn't either.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
I forgot either, really be but douje I almost forgot
about until you reminded me to take a picture of
my odometer in this morning.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
I think he's bringing this up for one reason and
run one reason only to get a plug in for
the christener g place that you're That's that's why she's
doing her dashboard.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
That's it's huge on it something.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
This is something that she's doing because I'm I forgot
about I could have we could have looked like a
month from now ago. Oh yeah, yeah we do have
everyone's oh dometer. But yeah, there's a reason. We'll be
right back.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Hang on
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