December 3, 2025 • 42 mins
Snitzer gets his beard trimmed. Charlie spins the wheel. Rover's turn to pick a beard design and gets lined up.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Really happy. We did a lot of stuff together.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So that means that you would go back.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And not have kids.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, these these row verse morning Glory. All right, Snitzer
is gonna be first up in the barber's chair here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
He has spun the wheel.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It landed on the reversaler, which is driving people crazy
because they think that there is there's a conspiracy that
I'm not allowed to say Hitler on the air or something.
If you were listening to the show earlier, we definitely
said reverse Hitler.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's just reversal, is what. We're just shorten it up. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We have Jay in here, who is a professional barber.
He's gonna get started with this spencer. You don't look
too happy, you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, I mean any of them. It's like I said,
a lot of them suck, So I'm not happy about
any of the choices.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
All right, let's have you get in the chair.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And oh, also, if we could Jay or whoever is doing,
if we could somehow for no particular reason, but if
we could somehow keep the hair that we're trimming off.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And maybe like put it in a little.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Pile somewhere something we might have a use for that
a little bit later, just it's always good to keep that, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just just a hat.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You never know what might pop up, right, Charlie, it's
nice they have on hands. You never know if you
need it. All right, he's in the barber chair. He
is getting the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's a great cape, it says, Marshall lathers.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh, okay, like Marshall lathers, but Marshall lathers with a
straight razors. Okay, he's a he's putting on the cape
or whatever that thing is. And now the paper thing
around your neck, Snitcher is.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I think I've only seen Snitz once completely clean shave.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I almost didn't recognize it. I'm so used to see
him with the beard. And he won't take off his hat.
He refuses to take off that hat.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You have to work around the hat, all right, Jay,
the professional barber is now combing out his beard, and
I'm gonna get it all nice and straight in order
to chop this sucker off. The only part that the
only I do before and yeah, we gotta we already did.
We're gonna take before and after pictures of everybody. The
(02:26):
only part that is going to remain are the two
sides of his mustache. Everything else the beard is going
in the middle of the mustache, gone where our pal?
So in other words, this is you're like the anti
Hitler Schnitzer. Basically, that's how much you hate Hitler, is
that you're doing the opposite of his facial air.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, and you can get started at any time.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
How do you feel right right now? It's coming off.
It's the for you bald right now, I don't remember. Oh,
you can't hear airy go Oh, Spitzer has no wireless
headphones on? Can you put I guess I can't look
at there it goes. I'm sorry, he's my temples. He's
(03:19):
probably getting cold now. He's actually aging and reverse right now.
But yes, he's getting younger. The more you shave off, Schnitz,
the younger you look. And I'm I'm not saying that facetiously.
I'm being in verse Snitzer. Yeah, with every swipe it's
ten years. He has taken all that gray hair off,
and he's getting younger. I actually kind of like this
(03:41):
long goatee. Yeah than that when yeah, when you shave
it off, you leave the parts of it that that
doesn't look bad.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Looking at Temples.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
He's a cutie. You look at the temple, Charlie, what
do you think about that? Do you look good? That
kind of looks like as that could be a.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Look and it gives him an edge that he's missing
and hit because you'll usually free lane.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well that's gonna be the thing soon because it's going away.
There goes the tin and Snitzer had nice hair. He
could have done any one of those.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yep, too bad he didn't get the penis. Oh wow,
all right, trimming up a nice so what what what
he's basically going to do? Jay is basically just going
to give him a nice mustache. Will be able to
see what sincer looks like with a nice mustache, perfectly
trimmed up.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Jay, the professional.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Barber knows where you put the corner of the mustache
and all that.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's going much faster than I expected it too. Yeah,
who is this a van Dyke? I think he has
a Van Dyke right now?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, okay, So he's now down to maybe we'll all
the soul patches gone.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right before we move into the let's just look
right into the camera.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Snitz, there you go. Look at that. Look at that mustache.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You're pulling this off. You could grow that and keep that.
What do you think he looks like? Does he looks
like an old shop teacher? A shop teacher, I'm going
to say, like one of these, like the the a
cop at the airport. Also behind that podium, possibly a pilot.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
This is a good look for Schnitzer. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Now, now the moment of truth comes because we are
going to cut where Hitler's mustache was. Instead of giving
you a Hitler, We're doing the reverseer. That is, where
you shave where Hitler's mustache was, leaving the two side
of the mustache, and Snitzer's gonna have to walk.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Around like this.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It reminds me of Gomez Adams, doesn't don't, doesn't Gomez.
He's missing that little middle part and it's just those.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Two on the side. All right, So we'll leave the the.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The mustache as thick as it is, right Jay, Okay, okay,
But let's just let's go ahead.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Do we want to line like off the lip or
do we want it to stay a little like messy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Let's just go down the middle first, I'd say, and
then then we could decide from there. All right, all right,
let's go right in the middle, and let's give Snitzer
our video guy. The reversler.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh god, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He's a very precise, very delicate work. Because you could
cut Snitzer's lip. We're a part of the mustache. It's
interesting because the angle that I'm looking at of Schnitzer,
I can't see. I can only see the side. So
(07:15):
wait and once he turns his head, we'll be able
to see the full effect of the reversler. Smitser's starting
to laugh minute getting to this. This part is actually
taking longer than yeah, trimming the entire beard, that went
very quickly. Now I guess we're into a little more precise.
(07:39):
This is where we're going to screw it up. We
I think we could have done the other part, but
this is where we're gonna do terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Is it done? All right? Let me let me switch.
You can go a little board detail, but.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think we trim up the lips, trim up the
I agree, yeah, yeahs confusing. It looks now like a
special needs wallrust right now.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because it's.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Why see what you get rubber?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I hope it's a penis. I really want somebody to
get half a face. I think that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
All right, No, there we go right into the camera
there Schnitzer, and the looks straight.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you think we need to shave down there are? Yeah,
it's not bad. Let me see shaved down the middle
even like you wanted to be. There we go the
scary Okay, what is this device? It's a shaveroil.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Part of the list. Here we go. Here's a text message.
I love how you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Invite the barber to come help you out, and then
you disparage his profession.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Really, how did I disparage his professions? He could learn
in an hour?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, look, I think even he would probably admit that
you don't need all of that training for you know,
however many hundreds of hours, eighteen hundred hours or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
All right, Snitzer, let's see the final result.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There is nice good. Yeah, yeah, that's something all right
where you could have gone a lot worse. Charlie. Guess
who's up next? I believe, yeah, Charlie is.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, we're gonna save that hair if we could please. Oh,
he's still had where got to get rid of the
neck hair there where it was underneath the cape.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh wow, Smith can easily walk around with this. It's
not too embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, and it's kind of going to grow.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
In so fast.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
In a way, it's almost because of the shadow of
not saying he has a big nose, but the shadow
of the nose kind of fills in where the skin
is missing. To really, from a distance, you really don't
even notice that he's missing the middle part of his mustache.
You could walk down the street. You wouldn't notice it,
for sure, even from the part box. Your wife is
(10:43):
gonna like this Schnitz seriously. I mean, I don't know
about the part missing from the middle, but I.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Not a bad look for since this is why Sess'
is probably gonna grease up the pounkag.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Jesus what you're lucky Sniffer.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Didn't hear you say that? Dude?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
What I'm saying, What's she gonna grease enough with.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
You?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, I'm gonna say, Uh, she couldn't want to.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I don't know, she couldn't want to, like get the
sheets with them to say that's good?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Is that why you are you turned on by Snitcher's look? No?
I just think he looks presentable. I think it's gonna
make his wife horny. Oh okay, all right, all right,
Charlie's coming in. He's nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Did you hear what he said about your wife? Oh,
he's gonna she's gonna be turned on. When to grease
up her poon?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Tang? I know, Lou, says Anthony looks old. He looks younger, Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
He does, Yeah, way younger. That took fifteen years off
of snitcher.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He looks forty.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Jeffrey's Health Insurance wants to know how long are you
guys wearing this? It has to be until after the
company Christmas party?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Correct? Next week?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, next week, because the Wednesday is the company Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Are we going to get proof that you were out
and about with your beard trimmed up like this? We
need at least one photo of you in the store,
at a party whatever, at the doctor's office with these.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All right, let me see here he does? What's that?
Who can't hear? Who can't here? I can't? Oh yeah,
let's see. Okay, all right, all right, all.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Right, Charlie, you what are what's the what is the design?
You want the least? Which one makes you the most nervous?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Half face?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I think, because that everybody's gonna look awful, Kim scrap,
I'm just gonna have this. Really, I can't. I can
grow so little A lot of it won't really show
up for me. Nothing but next also going to be terrible.
Isn't just that it looks awful? The penis.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't think I could pull off a penis.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You don't have enough hair make a pis on your face.
I'm really hope I get waters. I think that'll be
let's fine, that could be your look. That could be
my new look. I could be whining to try it.
So all right, so what are you gonna spend for?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
First? Who does it? I'm gonna spend for the hair.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I almost feel like Jay should just do all of them,
because that's okay about it? I think I think that's
a good plan. Actually, uh, and then he's here, Okay,
he knows what he's doing. It could take us an
hour to do each, all right, all right, we're just
picking with Jay. Then sure, go ahead and spin the
wheel and here we go, Jay, It just says Jay,
(13:33):
al right, Well that's.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Because it was.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Nothing. But all right, let's get a before picture of Charlie,
our fart artist sound effects master.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
So glad he got that one, because he does have
at least a decent amount of nets that care.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, Douji, maybe you can. I can get another pair
of wireless headphones if we need those. That's fine, okay, headphones.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Position this there you go? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
All right, he's getting caped up here and it's nothing.
This one actually really sucks because that's this is the
part that's been bothering me that I've been wanting to
get rid of. It is scratchy, yes, because it just
growsn't so patchy and awful?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
So is it gonna be a nice to find wine
right at the jawline.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
As the finest we can get it? Okay? Yeah, you
know it's it's a.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Little patchy, but we're gonna relign it pretty much along the.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Jaw everything underneath. What is the worst one on that thing?
Which one would you like? Just what would be the
worst one to cut or not to have to have.
I'm wondering what he thinks is a professional? Like, is
the guy that takes the hair serious?
Speaker 8 (15:09):
I would say that it's probably the one you're getting
right now, the worst.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Luckily you don't have a insane neck change the shape
of you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, yeah, people just think you missed it. Okay, all right,
so sorry, so I'm not doing too bad?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Okay, all right, all right, here he goes he's getting started.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Charlie, guy number two, We did no shave November. We didn't.
Oh yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
We didn't shave our beards for the entire month of November.
We have a wheel that we are spinning and that
determines what facial hair we are shaving in. Jay is
a professional barber. He works at Black Cat barber Shop
on Detroit Road. He's in here doing the honors. He's
now getting very the fuck Charlie can't stop laughing.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
As he does that tackle.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That does having another man doness I've never had done
to know. It's not moving. Nobody can marry You're not
a like idiot. Cape is growing at the crotch? What's capping?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh? You can't wait for you over.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
This is gonna be done so fast because Charlie has
no hair.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
On his face, so.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well, the mustache and everything is gonna go. Hell yeah,
I'm tired of looking at you. I have a molder.
Do you see that mole? Do you see that thing?
But barking? What happens if you hit that mold? Does
it start bleeding.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, no, Dad, no, But if I end up with
a razor, it could I could.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Shave it right off. You know those never stop bleeding either.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hitting the mustache now is the one part of like
my facial hair is not f gone.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
All right? Good?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
This will be the first time I seen Charlie out
a mustache in many many years. I remember I first.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Came on the show. Charlie is completely clear shaving baby face.
How you look so young, very young? A beat Nick,
You do look a lot younger without that face.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I guess having facial air just makes you look old,
doesn't it. Like my wife says, sometimes I grow my
beard out like it's very scraggly. It hasn't been trimmed
or anything. You know, it looks really bad right now.
But if I have a fuller beard, and then when
I trim it down to how I do like with
the clippers, and it's very very short, She's like, oh
my god, you look so much younger like that.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
This is bringing me so much joy. Why that you
have to be tortured like the monster.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
At least my legs can be hidden my pants.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh it's on the skin too.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
You leave the chins?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, no, it's coming it's coming down further there yet.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You know what, we'll do it a little bit lower
right there. That'll do. Yeah, this is a good look.
I like this. He might start a trend. Uh huh.
You're going to get that reverse chin strap rover and
I'm gonna be so.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You look crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
He looks still young. That's insane, almost innocent and preppy
besides a vic.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, it's a business up top party at the net
all right there it is. Oh, it wouldn't look terrible
if you had actual hair, but very you just.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
This every time you do this, so you're turning out
just pumping out awful hair. The thing is, I don't
get to do this.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Nobody's stupid enough to come in and ask for something.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Even you paid me and you asked for this, i'd
feel bad and I would feel obligated to talk you
out of it. But like when I'm coming in and
I'm just busting out here cuts for fun, whatever you
want is whatever you're getting.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And it's like great though, Yeah, minds look great.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And my thing is, I know I'm not gonna get
a complaint, so who cares? All right? I guess I
am next up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I have to spin the wheel, figure out what style
is coming, and then Jeffrey will follow that up last.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And remember keep the hair if we can please.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
They're walking all over.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's all right, Well, that's all right, that's fine.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Better.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Our number is eight sixty six. You're over eight six
six nine six seven six eight three seven. We will
be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on, see
rovers morning glory.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We have Jay, who is a professional barber here to
take care of our facial hair after no shave November.
I got all these crazy designs on a wheel. We've
been spinning the wheel. A Schnitzer, got the reverse Hitler.
He's sporting it right now. Oh my god, look at
that der Schnitzer.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We have chocolate Charlie.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You've got nothing but neck and he grows.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Patchy facial hair. So it's not real thick.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Field growth though, because if he's so clean up here
and then everything old face is shaved, but he's nothing
on the neckline.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, and he keeps you.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I can't stop robbing his neck, Jason, You'll never stop
touching it comes off.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Jay works at Black Cat barber Shop on Detroit Road.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I am going to be up next.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Jeffrey foll up with that, the fourth one to go
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over here. Stand bye, all right, I'm gonna spin the well.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Somebody says, is that wheel weighted because they all tend
to be landing around the same spot on the wheel.
And I don't think that it's it's we just have
a cheap ass wheel basically, and we probably need to
get a better wheel. There we go, let me get
(22:25):
you have the wireless all right.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
All right, I am going to spin the wheel. Here.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
We have just a quick recap of the designs that
we have for the facial hair still remaining.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We got to take the one.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That that you got nothing but neck is off of
their Okay, we have the half face that's shaving just
half of your face. We have the very thin John Waters.
That's the one that I don't want. That's the worst one.
That's the worst one. I'll tell you why, because I
have such The more I can cover up on my face,
(23:05):
the better.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I yes, okay that I do not look good. I
will say. I used to.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Date over many years ago when we moved to Las Vegas.
He was trying to get a job as a TV reporter,
and he removed all of his facial hair.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It was sorry. It was the worst thing I had
ever seen her on.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Top, you know, it just looked like a giant peenis.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
He had a little bit of fuzz up top okay,
and it was I was scared.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Do you remember that? It was not a good look.
It is not a good look.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
When I came to the show, you had a regular
thing and go tee h I And then I wasn't
sure what we were going to do. I haven't even well,
maybe I have once in the maybe once in this
thirty days at the beginning, I think I shaved my head.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
But I've been growing my head hair out too. Oh
you have? Yeah, yeah, oh, let's see it. Yeah, I was.
I want to see. Yeah, well let me see here.
What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The chin strap, the fu manchuw, the Chester a Arthur,
that's the one that Jeffrey actually link wants.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yes, the Amish if I land on it though, but
I've I have rocked that. I've tried to do that myself,
a whole Chester Arthur thing, but not to But what's
the limited success?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
The reverse chin strap, And that's.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The that's gotta be the veenus, the penis venus. The penis.
How well do you think Jay are professional barber? How
defined could you actually shape a penis into into somebody's face?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
I mean, it's not gonna be the craziest detailed thing,
but you're definitely gonna be able to it's penis.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, good, good, all right, we gladly have him here
doing this spin this wheel here, stand by, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I want what do you guys want for? I
want John Waters, I think because I said I didn't
want that one, because it'll be the most shave you've
ever bet half face half face, half half face.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is pretty poor. Yes, okay, what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Like, it's get screwed up? Yeah, what is going on?
This is faulty. We've got a faulty wheel. It's landed
on the same two every time it was it was
a little uh loose back there, I just tightened, okay,
kind of like you can't stop talking about Schnitzer's wife, Vagina.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right, here we go. Whoa, Okay, we broke up.
It broke the I don't know. All right, well now
I'll just go forever.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Okay, good, it'll stop eventually in that big red arrow
will point to one.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh here we go. Oh God, what is what I feel?
There's something Roman's wheel? What does land on the same two?
I don't know. Do I need to start from like
a different one. Oh man, it's just coming out. What
do you do?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Whose wheel is this? Who was setting it up before
the show?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Okay, I'll start here. Maybe you can make a difference. Ready,
don't just don't spend it so hard.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, much better?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh what is it? What is it? Oh? Is it
John Waters? Stop it? Stop it?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You need a reference picture? Or do you know the
John Waters? A super thick mustache.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't want do you want? I shouldn't have said anything. God,
damn it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
You put it out there into the universe.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
He manifested. Here is the John Waters. I'll get a
couple of different examples. It is so thin. You go there,
you go? All right? In another example there, just in case.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
This is.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So good.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I hear my I'm beginning to speak with a lisp already.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Just looking at that picture too. Going on vacation starting tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
He has to go the doctors today.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
They're gonna check my t cells.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, let's see that hair. Me see what you're okay?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Here, stand by, let me take the Do you think
just the having the horseshoe will make him more creepy?
Do you think the horses will addto the creepiness.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Of the pencil.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, good, Okay, there's a lot there still.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, there's more than I thought hair wise. All right,
you get your neck trimmed up. That don't feel nice,
won't it? That will that is a bonus of this,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I'm sorry. I just said when him with no face hair.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Is not it's terrible, it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He looks so yeah, I'm right he was for this, yally.
I think Snitzer's nervous about it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I think Charlie's nervous, too, nervous.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm like whatever I mean, but this.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Is a.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Snitzer was pacing in the audio.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I would were I think you'll have that grown out
by the time we come back from our holiday, Rachel,
you should be back to normal.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, it's just gonna be a terrible month.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I have to go through the same thing to grow
my hair out a month, uh, and then shave my
face completely.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
He's got oh, he's got moving fast. He's already got
half of the beard gone. There you go right up there,
right up to the whip. There we go looking good.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh, I'm I'm interested. You look like with just a mustache,
that'll be fun to see.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Okay, Wow, that's familiar.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Ye, do look like Schnitzer?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Don't?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
You do?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You guys?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Am?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I the only one that when I'm getting a haircut
or what, I close my eyes?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah? Do you guys say that?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Because I would always when I was a little kid,
I would get no, then.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
You can't see the hooters. Dude.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
I can tell everyone listening that when you're getting your
facial hair done, please close your eyes.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Close your eyes at the barber. Please, Oh you don't
like just the guy staring at you right in the
eyebook it's a female barber. My eyes wide open.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
They When I was a little kid, I think I
got a piece of hair flicked up and or like down.
You know they're cutting your hair, and it went.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Right in my eye.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh all right, you're just about it. Just mustache. Now,
so let's take a gander at this.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh wow, look good. It's not a bad cop. Yeah
you're a cop too. That's not a bad mustache. Does
everybody with that kind of mustache look like a copy?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, it's the automatic coph well, especially if they don't
have it. Yeah, and if I really was a cop,
you put your hands to go back.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Here. He's a Charlie, he's a.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Cop in a poor now, yes, that's the kind of
here in cuffs, charges on you, bry. Now the real
work starts. That is weird looking look at that. We're
gon we can get this, okay, and if we if
you overdo it, can we just use like an eyebrow
pencil or and.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Kind of draw it in? Is that fine? Yeah? So
no risk?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Okay, I'm quite sure she has a couple of eyebrow pencils, handy, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
An extra mufash talking to a microphone. All right, so
(31:01):
still just a mustache, all right? Now he's trimmed up
over the lips.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Here, answer what movies has John Waters done?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Pink flamingos?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Nothing that Rover's probably ever seen? Right, there's one?
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Don't Was it a babysitter one? Did she do?
Speaker 10 (31:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
He didn't his own Serial Mom, Your Mom.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
That's that was like a I think an actual one
that hit people. Watch Baby hair Spray, Oh yeah, Hairspray,
Cry Baby.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't think I've seen any of those movies. What
the hell are all those cocker cry babies with Johnny Depp? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Serial Mom was actually I remember that being on HBO
a lot growing up, but they're all really who is
the main person he had in the movies all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Since the drag queen? Oh, divine, divine? Does she eat
turd cinna in one of them?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Men?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, she eats actual dog crap. I think that was
his thing. Just oh yeah, look at this. It's getting
real thin.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
No, I love it because Jay is in between Rover
and me, so I cannot.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Space at all. Oh yes, until it's done, thin, it's
gonna make me sneeze. Get it out of your system.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Person.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
A lot of texts coming in saying that now that
the facial hair is removed, he's starting to look like
somebody else you know, somebody that you know too, Dougie.
It's interesting, almost like the beard was covering up some
sort of hidden DNA. Yes, daughter, and that's when that's
(32:48):
right when rovers started growing the beard.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He's looking more feminine. Yes, mm hm oh oh god.
Do people ever come Injay and get this? Do people
get first time for this?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Any of these so far? The reverse Hitler? Nope, I
have done the amor spearit.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh yeah, okay, not on an homage person, But did
something happen to your barbershop.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Yeah, someone drove through the front of it when about
a month ago. Wow, so drunk, that's what you would think.
Apparently they said it was a road range incident that
started downtown. They three cars were chasing each other down
down Superior across the Viaduct Detroit. They were going like
eighty down down Detroit. One car intentionally hit enough like.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
The other teaba, like on purpose maneuver.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
One of the cars was like an audio hit the
telephone pole bounced off and was totaled and like it
was probably two storefronts down and then the BMW went
straight into this to yours.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
So that was one of those things. I think it
was a four or in the morning.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Okay, so nobody's there, but yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Like a week later, they ended up making the rest
on the guy what are you laughing at them? Where
they do the facial expressions. Rover has been making what's that?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What's this device? Oh that's just a brush? Okay, what's
this thing called?
Speaker 8 (34:26):
It was?
Speaker 9 (34:26):
I thought it's different Familiarly he doesn't use those Oh yeah,
oh talk about precision. Yeah, I'm glad we're having him
do all these because we would have screwed this up.
I would have cut a limb or something.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
If you want, I can.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Look out or it's really your guy's call center. Much thinner, Yeah,
as soon as you can go. He's got to use
the razor. Yeah, get the razor out. That's funny. I
don't care about that. I don't do you guys mind that?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I love that? Yeah? Yeah, we wanted to look just
like that. Must Oh wow, you know you see the lookout.
V Two says, which she sees that. What's going to happen?
Do you think I have no going to ride this?
John Waters right, I don't know what's ride the wave?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It just sounds creepy. Now, what is it? You're putting
some lotion on shaving jail? Oh okay, you're about to
cram something in there. No, he's about to take a razor.
Too late, Charlie, He's good. He's going deeper in his
(35:39):
bag of tricks. I lucked out.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
He only had one item for me.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, he's got to get a natchel like an old
school doctor's bag.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh what the hell is this thing?
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
My good? Straight or yeah? Oh is it cool?
Speaker 10 (35:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I only had that once at a barber when I was.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I was eleven in Denver, so this is like twenty
years ago, twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
It made me nervous. Yeah, my neck, and I'm like, well,
this is why we got to school for.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
In my mind, I'm like, what if the guy is like,
he's going through it the fore you said really disparaging
things about it before he did, and that his job
is kind of worthless if anybody could do it makes
that makes me feel really nervous before Oh it's okay, straight,
oh straight razor. Wow, he scars make people look cool. Anyways,
(36:28):
I've never done that, and neither of I always looks
so cool though. Is it usually like a hot usually
do like a hot lather or is that this towel?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yeah, the hot ladd will do on the neck. The
shaving gel just makes it easier because it's clear, so
anytime you're doing facial hair you can actually see where
you're going.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, that's smart.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
You know, the lather is obviously solid white, so once
you put it on, whatever's underneath it, you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh no, it's it's really popping. It's really helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Defines it before I clean.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, we couldn't really see it as much. Now it's
he's looking like real pedophile. He's deep in thought, like
Jeffrey over there. Remember what do you have to do today?
Speaker 10 (37:19):
You said doctors, it's fantastic. Oh wow, it's about it.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Then we're gonna get with it.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah. Do you think take the hat off? We're want
to see the whole the whole thing together. Oh yeah,
with the hat off, it looked better, looks different. Yeah,
so funny. Oh yeah, you gotta get this. Yeah, where
(37:59):
the headphones were? How long does it take you guys
to grow that beer back in? Would a month be
sufficient to grow something back? Where you plan in the
next couple of days? Like are you gonna shave it
(38:20):
off or just hope to not leave the house. You're
gonna shave it all down to nothing and then start
from scratcher.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
You got a nice base going, you'll keep the base.
There's so much.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Hair in my mouth right now, I don't know whether
to spit or to swap. I think John Waters has
the same question a lot. What was you asking plan? Like,
once it's time to we're done with this, are you
going to grow it out to.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Match the mustache?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Are you gonna shave it all down to nothing and
start I probably you start growing it out and then
rimmed to I think, grow everything out, okay, and then
and then trim the mustards down to match everything.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Wow, looks good. Oh yeah, you still got some of
the neck hair. Well is something neck? Guess he is
last one. Finally, what are you? What are you? What
(39:28):
are you hoping for? What do you not want?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Sure as though don't want the one where it wraps
around the rim of your head.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well, we don't have that on the we don't have
that one, okay, So any other ones you don't want?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
The penis ones?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Of course the penis Okay, that makes sense. Which one
do you want?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Either the regular chin strap or a Chester Arthur? Okay?
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I you know I I those are two.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I've tried before.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
So there's an actor Miller's crossing.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I'm not sure if you're familiar with that. I'm not.
I'm not sure who that is? You got guy?
Speaker 10 (40:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, whoever? This guy is?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
This guy is an actor for like a bunch of movies.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
But Miller's crossing it looks almost like Sean Connery back
in the day. Can I have Shaan Connory after.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
That?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Very It looks so different. How you feel.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
You look very distinguished?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh god, mind, missed a spot. Or maybe it's just.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Don't blame it on him, Yeah, it's just maybe it's
just yeah, just clippers hat off. I like the whole
look as a whole. All right, I do have to
take a break. We're down the one last guy. I
(41:02):
didn't hear what he was afraid of and what he
wants because I had thoughts chest Ray, Arthur or chin strap.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
He does not want the penis?
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Okay, would you rather have penis or half face?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Honestly, honestly neither. Would you rather half face? I think
the penis because I think I can conceal it. You
want he wants me because I'm just gonna shave it
off right away. I ain't waiting. No, you do that,
(41:40):
you get a punishment. Oh absolutely, keep it for a
couple of days. Yeah, we're till probably what at the
end of December. I think we said, right, I think
you said he guys going to keep him to a
Christmas party? Okay, New Year, New you Yeah right. I
think once you go on break, it's coming off. That's
all I got to say about that.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
All right, Angela says poor Rover. He is the biggest egghead.
Thank you, I look younger off. The whole world together
is really key. I've got to take a break. We'll
be right back on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Hang on,
Really happy. We did a lot of stuff together.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So that means that you would go back.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
And not have kids.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, these these row verse morning Glory. All right, Snitzer
is gonna be first up in the barber's chair here.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
He has spun the wheel.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It landed on the reversaler, which is driving people crazy
because they think that there is there's a conspiracy that
I'm not allowed to say Hitler on the air or something.
If you were listening to the show earlier, we definitely
said reverse Hitler.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's just reversal, is what. We're just shorten it up. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We have Jay in here, who is a professional barber.
He's gonna get started with this spencer. You don't look
too happy, you.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, I mean any of them. It's like I said,
a lot of them suck, So I'm not happy about
any of the choices.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
All right, let's have you get in the chair.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
And oh, also, if we could Jay or whoever is doing,
if we could somehow for no particular reason, but if
we could somehow keep the hair that we're trimming off.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And maybe like put it in a little.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Pile somewhere something we might have a use for that
a little bit later, just it's always good to keep that, sir.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just just a hat.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
You never know what might pop up, right, Charlie, it's
nice they have on hands. You never know if you
need it. All right, he's in the barber chair. He
is getting the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's a great cape, it says, Marshall lathers.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh, okay, like Marshall lathers, but Marshall lathers with a
straight razors. Okay, he's a he's putting on the cape
or whatever that thing is. And now the paper thing
around your neck, Snitcher is.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I think I've only seen Snitz once completely clean shave.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I almost didn't recognize it. I'm so used to see
him with the beard. And he won't take off his hat.
He refuses to take off that hat.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
You have to work around the hat, all right, Jay,
the professional barber is now combing out his beard, and
I'm gonna get it all nice and straight in order
to chop this sucker off. The only part that the
only I do before and yeah, we gotta we already did.
We're gonna take before and after pictures of everybody. The
(02:26):
only part that is going to remain are the two
sides of his mustache. Everything else the beard is going
in the middle of the mustache, gone where our pal?
So in other words, this is you're like the anti
Hitler Schnitzer. Basically, that's how much you hate Hitler, is
that you're doing the opposite of his facial air.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, and you can get started at any time.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
How do you feel right right now? It's coming off.
It's the for you bald right now, I don't remember. Oh,
you can't hear airy go Oh, Spitzer has no wireless
headphones on? Can you put I guess I can't look
at there it goes. I'm sorry, he's my temples. He's
(03:19):
probably getting cold now. He's actually aging and reverse right now.
But yes, he's getting younger. The more you shave off, Schnitz,
the younger you look. And I'm I'm not saying that facetiously.
I'm being in verse Snitzer. Yeah, with every swipe it's
ten years. He has taken all that gray hair off,
and he's getting younger. I actually kind of like this
(03:41):
long goatee. Yeah than that when yeah, when you shave
it off, you leave the parts of it that that
doesn't look bad.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Looking at Temples.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
He's a cutie. You look at the temple, Charlie, what
do you think about that? Do you look good? That
kind of looks like as that could be a.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Look and it gives him an edge that he's missing
and hit because you'll usually free lane.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well that's gonna be the thing soon because it's going away.
There goes the tin and Snitzer had nice hair. He
could have done any one of those.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yep, too bad he didn't get the penis. Oh wow,
all right, trimming up a nice so what what what
he's basically going to do? Jay is basically just going
to give him a nice mustache. Will be able to
see what sincer looks like with a nice mustache, perfectly
trimmed up.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Jay, the professional.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Barber knows where you put the corner of the mustache
and all that.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's going much faster than I expected it too. Yeah,
who is this a van Dyke? I think he has
a Van Dyke right now?
Speaker 7 (04:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, okay, So he's now down to maybe we'll all
the soul patches gone.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right before we move into the let's just look
right into the camera.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Snitz, there you go. Look at that. Look at that mustache.
I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You're pulling this off. You could grow that and keep that.
What do you think he looks like? Does he looks
like an old shop teacher? A shop teacher, I'm going
to say, like one of these, like the the a
cop at the airport. Also behind that podium, possibly a pilot.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
This is a good look for Schnitzer. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Now, now the moment of truth comes because we are
going to cut where Hitler's mustache was. Instead of giving
you a Hitler, We're doing the reverseer. That is, where
you shave where Hitler's mustache was, leaving the two side
of the mustache, and Snitzer's gonna have to walk.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Around like this.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
It reminds me of Gomez Adams, doesn't don't, doesn't Gomez.
He's missing that little middle part and it's just those.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Two on the side. All right, So we'll leave the the.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
The mustache as thick as it is, right Jay, Okay, okay,
But let's just let's go ahead.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Do we want to line like off the lip or
do we want it to stay a little like messy.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Let's just go down the middle first, I'd say, and
then then we could decide from there. All right, all right,
let's go right in the middle, and let's give Snitzer
our video guy. The reversler.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh god, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's right in the middle.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
He's a very precise, very delicate work. Because you could
cut Snitzer's lip. We're a part of the mustache. It's
interesting because the angle that I'm looking at of Schnitzer,
I can't see. I can only see the side. So
(07:15):
wait and once he turns his head, we'll be able
to see the full effect of the reversler. Smitser's starting
to laugh minute getting to this. This part is actually
taking longer than yeah, trimming the entire beard, that went
very quickly. Now I guess we're into a little more precise.
(07:39):
This is where we're going to screw it up. We
I think we could have done the other part, but
this is where we're gonna do terrible.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Is it done? All right? Let me let me switch.
You can go a little board detail, but.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think we trim up the lips, trim up the
I agree, yeah, yeahs confusing. It looks now like a
special needs wallrust right now.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because it's.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Why see what you get rubber?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I hope it's a penis. I really want somebody to
get half a face. I think that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
All right, No, there we go right into the camera
there Schnitzer, and the looks straight.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Do you think we need to shave down there are? Yeah,
it's not bad. Let me see shaved down the middle
even like you wanted to be. There we go the
scary Okay, what is this device? It's a shaveroil.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Part of the list. Here we go. Here's a text message.
I love how you.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Invite the barber to come help you out, and then
you disparage his profession.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Really, how did I disparage his professions? He could learn
in an hour?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, look, I think even he would probably admit that
you don't need all of that training for you know,
however many hundreds of hours, eighteen hundred hours or whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It was.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
All right, Snitzer, let's see the final result.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
There is nice good. Yeah, yeah, that's something all right
where you could have gone a lot worse. Charlie. Guess
who's up next? I believe, yeah, Charlie is.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, we're gonna save that hair if we could please. Oh,
he's still had where got to get rid of the
neck hair there where it was underneath the cape.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Oh wow, Smith can easily walk around with this. It's
not too embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, and it's kind of going to grow.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
In so fast.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
In a way, it's almost because of the shadow of
not saying he has a big nose, but the shadow
of the nose kind of fills in where the skin
is missing. To really, from a distance, you really don't
even notice that he's missing the middle part of his mustache.
You could walk down the street. You wouldn't notice it,
for sure, even from the part box. Your wife is
(10:43):
gonna like this Schnitz seriously. I mean, I don't know
about the part missing from the middle, but I.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Not a bad look for since this is why Sess'
is probably gonna grease up the pounkag.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Jesus what you're lucky Sniffer.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Didn't hear you say that? Dude?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
What I'm saying, What's she gonna grease enough with.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
You?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
No, I'm gonna say, Uh, she couldn't want to.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I don't know, she couldn't want to, like get the
sheets with them to say that's good?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Is that why you are you turned on by Snitcher's look? No?
I just think he looks presentable. I think it's gonna
make his wife horny. Oh okay, all right, all right,
Charlie's coming in. He's nothing.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Did you hear what he said about your wife? Oh,
he's gonna she's gonna be turned on. When to grease
up her poon?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Tang? I know, Lou, says Anthony looks old. He looks younger, Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
He does, Yeah, way younger. That took fifteen years off
of snitcher.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
He looks forty.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Jeffrey's Health Insurance wants to know how long are you
guys wearing this? It has to be until after the
company Christmas party?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Correct? Next week?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, next week, because the Wednesday is the company Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
All right?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Are we going to get proof that you were out
and about with your beard trimmed up like this? We
need at least one photo of you in the store,
at a party whatever, at the doctor's office with these.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All right, let me see here he does? What's that?
Who can't hear? Who can't here? I can't? Oh yeah,
let's see. Okay, all right, all right, all.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Right, Charlie, you what are what's the what is the design?
You want the least? Which one makes you the most nervous?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Half face?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I think, because that everybody's gonna look awful, Kim scrap,
I'm just gonna have this. Really, I can't. I can
grow so little A lot of it won't really show
up for me. Nothing but next also going to be terrible.
Isn't just that it looks awful? The penis.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't think I could pull off a penis.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
You don't have enough hair make a pis on your face.
I'm really hope I get waters. I think that'll be
let's fine, that could be your look. That could be
my new look. I could be whining to try it.
So all right, so what are you gonna spend for?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
First? Who does it? I'm gonna spend for the hair.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I almost feel like Jay should just do all of them,
because that's okay about it? I think I think that's
a good plan. Actually, uh, and then he's here, Okay,
he knows what he's doing. It could take us an
hour to do each, all right, all right, we're just
picking with Jay. Then sure, go ahead and spin the
wheel and here we go, Jay, It just says Jay,
(13:33):
al right, Well that's.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Because it was.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Nothing. But all right, let's get a before picture of Charlie,
our fart artist sound effects master.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
So glad he got that one, because he does have
at least a decent amount of nets that care.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, Douji, maybe you can. I can get another pair
of wireless headphones if we need those. That's fine, okay, headphones.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Position this there you go? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
All right, he's getting caped up here and it's nothing.
This one actually really sucks because that's this is the
part that's been bothering me that I've been wanting to
get rid of. It is scratchy, yes, because it just
growsn't so patchy and awful?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
So is it gonna be a nice to find wine
right at the jawline.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
As the finest we can get it? Okay? Yeah, you
know it's it's a.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Little patchy, but we're gonna relign it pretty much along the.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Jaw everything underneath. What is the worst one on that thing?
Which one would you like? Just what would be the
worst one to cut or not to have to have.
I'm wondering what he thinks is a professional? Like, is
the guy that takes the hair serious?
Speaker 8 (15:09):
I would say that it's probably the one you're getting
right now, the worst.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Now.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Luckily you don't have a insane neck change the shape
of you.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, yeah, people just think you missed it. Okay, all right,
so sorry, so I'm not doing too bad?
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Okay, all right, all right, here he goes he's getting started.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Charlie, guy number two, We did no shave November. We didn't.
Oh yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
We didn't shave our beards for the entire month of November.
We have a wheel that we are spinning and that
determines what facial hair we are shaving in. Jay is
a professional barber. He works at Black Cat barber Shop
on Detroit Road. He's in here doing the honors. He's
now getting very the fuck Charlie can't stop laughing.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
As he does that tackle.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That does having another man doness I've never had done
to know. It's not moving. Nobody can marry You're not
a like idiot. Cape is growing at the crotch? What's capping?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh? You can't wait for you over.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
This is gonna be done so fast because Charlie has
no hair.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
On his face, so.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well, the mustache and everything is gonna go. Hell yeah,
I'm tired of looking at you. I have a molder.
Do you see that mole? Do you see that thing?
But barking? What happens if you hit that mold? Does
it start bleeding.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, no, Dad, no, But if I end up with
a razor, it could I could.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Shave it right off. You know those never stop bleeding either.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Hitting the mustache now is the one part of like
my facial hair is not f gone.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
All right? Good?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
This will be the first time I seen Charlie out
a mustache in many many years. I remember I first.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Came on the show. Charlie is completely clear shaving baby face.
How you look so young, very young? A beat Nick,
You do look a lot younger without that face.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I guess having facial air just makes you look old,
doesn't it. Like my wife says, sometimes I grow my
beard out like it's very scraggly. It hasn't been trimmed
or anything. You know, it looks really bad right now.
But if I have a fuller beard, and then when
I trim it down to how I do like with
the clippers, and it's very very short, She's like, oh
my god, you look so much younger like that.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
This is bringing me so much joy. Why that you
have to be tortured like the monster.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
At least my legs can be hidden my pants.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh it's on the skin too.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
You leave the chins?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, no, it's coming it's coming down further there yet.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You know what, we'll do it a little bit lower
right there. That'll do. Yeah, this is a good look.
I like this. He might start a trend. Uh huh.
You're going to get that reverse chin strap rover and
I'm gonna be so.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You look crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
He looks still young. That's insane, almost innocent and preppy
besides a vic.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, it's a business up top party at the net
all right there it is. Oh, it wouldn't look terrible
if you had actual hair, but very you just.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
This every time you do this, so you're turning out
just pumping out awful hair. The thing is, I don't
get to do this.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Nobody's stupid enough to come in and ask for something.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Even you paid me and you asked for this, i'd
feel bad and I would feel obligated to talk you
out of it. But like when I'm coming in and
I'm just busting out here cuts for fun, whatever you
want is whatever you're getting.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And it's like great though, Yeah, minds look great.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And my thing is, I know I'm not gonna get
a complaint, so who cares? All right? I guess I
am next up.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I have to spin the wheel, figure out what style
is coming, and then Jeffrey will follow that up last.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
And remember keep the hair if we can please.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
They're walking all over.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's all right, Well, that's all right, that's fine.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Better.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Our number is eight sixty six. You're over eight six
six nine six seven six eight three seven. We will
be right back on Rover's Morning Glory. Hang on, see
rovers morning glory.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
All right.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
We have Jay, who is a professional barber here to
take care of our facial hair after no shave November.
I got all these crazy designs on a wheel. We've
been spinning the wheel. A Schnitzer, got the reverse Hitler.
He's sporting it right now. Oh my god, look at
that der Schnitzer.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We have chocolate Charlie.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You've got nothing but neck and he grows.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Patchy facial hair. So it's not real thick.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Field growth though, because if he's so clean up here
and then everything old face is shaved, but he's nothing
on the neckline.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, and he keeps you.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I can't stop robbing his neck, Jason, You'll never stop
touching it comes off.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Jay works at Black Cat barber Shop on Detroit Road.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I am going to be up next.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Jeffrey foll up with that, the fourth one to go
before I step over there and spin the wheel. I
am wearing the brand new twenty twenty six Rovers Morning
Glory hoodie. I have the very first one that this
is the first day I WOREANT got it fresh off
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Speaker 1 (21:36):
They make a great gift.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Every single one of them will ship on December eleventh,
so you're about a week away roughly, and if you
flace an order, or if you're going to place an order,
just keep that in mind. They will all ship December eleventh.
You'll have them in plenty, plenty of time for the
holidays to give gifts, to have for the holidays or whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Pick it up at roverradio dot com. Let me get
over here. Stand bye, all right, I'm gonna spin the well.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Somebody says, is that wheel weighted because they all tend
to be landing around the same spot on the wheel.
And I don't think that it's it's we just have
a cheap ass wheel basically, and we probably need to
get a better wheel. There we go, let me get
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you have the wireless all right.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
All right, I am going to spin the wheel. Here.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
We have just a quick recap of the designs that
we have for the facial hair still remaining.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We got to take the one.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That that you got nothing but neck is off of
their Okay, we have the half face that's shaving just
half of your face. We have the very thin John Waters.
That's the one that I don't want. That's the worst one.
That's the worst one. I'll tell you why, because I
have such The more I can cover up on my face,
(23:05):
the better.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I yes, okay that I do not look good. I
will say. I used to.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Date over many years ago when we moved to Las Vegas.
He was trying to get a job as a TV reporter,
and he removed all of his facial hair.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
It was sorry. It was the worst thing I had
ever seen her on.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Top, you know, it just looked like a giant peenis.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
He had a little bit of fuzz up top okay,
and it was I was scared.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Do you remember that? It was not a good look.
It is not a good look.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
When I came to the show, you had a regular
thing and go tee h I And then I wasn't
sure what we were going to do. I haven't even well,
maybe I have once in the maybe once in this
thirty days at the beginning, I think I shaved my head.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
But I've been growing my head hair out too. Oh
you have? Yeah, yeah, oh, let's see it. Yeah, I was.
I want to see. Yeah, well let me see here.
What else do we have?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The chin strap, the fu manchuw, the Chester a Arthur,
that's the one that Jeffrey actually link wants.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Yes, the Amish if I land on it though, but
I've I have rocked that. I've tried to do that myself,
a whole Chester Arthur thing, but not to But what's
the limited success?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
The reverse chin strap, And that's.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
The that's gotta be the veenus, the penis venus. The penis.
How well do you think Jay are professional barber? How
defined could you actually shape a penis into into somebody's face?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
I mean, it's not gonna be the craziest detailed thing,
but you're definitely gonna be able to it's penis.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, good, good, all right, we gladly have him here
doing this spin this wheel here, stand by, okay.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, I want what do you guys want for? I
want John Waters, I think because I said I didn't
want that one, because it'll be the most shave you've
ever bet half face half face, half half face.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is pretty poor. Yes, okay, what the hell was that?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Like, it's get screwed up? Yeah, what is going on?
This is faulty. We've got a faulty wheel. It's landed
on the same two every time it was it was
a little uh loose back there, I just tightened, okay,
kind of like you can't stop talking about Schnitzer's wife, Vagina.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All right, here we go. Whoa, Okay, we broke up.
It broke the I don't know. All right, well now
I'll just go forever.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Okay, good, it'll stop eventually in that big red arrow
will point to one.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Oh here we go. Oh God, what is what I feel?
There's something Roman's wheel? What does land on the same two?
I don't know. Do I need to start from like
a different one. Oh man, it's just coming out. What
do you do?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Whose wheel is this? Who was setting it up before
the show?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Okay, I'll start here. Maybe you can make a difference. Ready,
don't just don't spend it so hard.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, much better?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh what is it? What is it? Oh? Is it
John Waters? Stop it? Stop it?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
You need a reference picture? Or do you know the
John Waters? A super thick mustache.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't want do you want? I shouldn't have said anything. God,
damn it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
You put it out there into the universe.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
He manifested. Here is the John Waters. I'll get a
couple of different examples. It is so thin. You go there,
you go? All right? In another example there, just in case.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
This is.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So good.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I hear my I'm beginning to speak with a lisp already.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Just looking at that picture too. Going on vacation starting tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
He has to go the doctors today.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
They're gonna check my t cells.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, let's see that hair. Me see what you're okay?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Here, stand by, let me take the Do you think
just the having the horseshoe will make him more creepy?
Do you think the horses will addto the creepiness.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Of the pencil.
Speaker 10 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, good, Okay, there's a lot there still.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yeah, there's more than I thought hair wise. All right,
you get your neck trimmed up. That don't feel nice,
won't it? That will that is a bonus of this,
for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I'm sorry. I just said when him with no face hair.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Is not it's terrible, it's not.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
He looks so yeah, I'm right he was for this, yally.
I think Snitzer's nervous about it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I think Charlie's nervous, too, nervous.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'm like whatever I mean, but this.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Is a.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Snitzer was pacing in the audio.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I would were I think you'll have that grown out
by the time we come back from our holiday, Rachel,
you should be back to normal.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, it's just gonna be a terrible month.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
I have to go through the same thing to grow
my hair out a month, uh, and then shave my
face completely.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
He's got oh, he's got moving fast. He's already got
half of the beard gone. There you go right up there,
right up to the whip. There we go looking good.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Oh, I'm I'm interested. You look like with just a mustache,
that'll be fun to see.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Okay, Wow, that's familiar.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Ye, do look like Schnitzer?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Don't?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
You do?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You guys?
Speaker 10 (29:04):
Am?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I the only one that when I'm getting a haircut
or what, I close my eyes?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah? Do you guys say that?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Because I would always when I was a little kid,
I would get no, then.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
You can't see the hooters. Dude.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
I can tell everyone listening that when you're getting your
facial hair done, please close your eyes.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Close your eyes at the barber. Please, Oh you don't
like just the guy staring at you right in the
eyebook it's a female barber. My eyes wide open.
Speaker 8 (29:32):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
They When I was a little kid, I think I
got a piece of hair flicked up and or like down.
You know they're cutting your hair, and it went.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Right in my eye.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Oh all right, you're just about it. Just mustache. Now,
so let's take a gander at this.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh wow, look good. It's not a bad cop. Yeah
you're a cop too. That's not a bad mustache. Does
everybody with that kind of mustache look like a copy?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yeah, it's the automatic coph well, especially if they don't
have it. Yeah, and if I really was a cop,
you put your hands to go back.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Here. He's a Charlie, he's a.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Cop in a poor now, yes, that's the kind of
here in cuffs, charges on you, bry. Now the real
work starts. That is weird looking look at that. We're
gon we can get this, okay, and if we if
you overdo it, can we just use like an eyebrow
pencil or and.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Kind of draw it in? Is that fine? Yeah? So
no risk?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Okay, I'm quite sure she has a couple of eyebrow pencils, handy, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
An extra mufash talking to a microphone. All right, so
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still just a mustache, all right? Now he's trimmed up
over the lips.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Here, answer what movies has John Waters done?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Pink flamingos?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Nothing that Rover's probably ever seen? Right, there's one?
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Don't Was it a babysitter one? Did she do?
Speaker 10 (31:19):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
He didn't his own Serial Mom, Your Mom.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
That's that was like a I think an actual one
that hit people. Watch Baby hair Spray, Oh yeah, Hairspray,
Cry Baby.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't think I've seen any of those movies. What
the hell are all those cocker cry babies with Johnny Depp? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Serial Mom was actually I remember that being on HBO
a lot growing up, but they're all really who is
the main person he had in the movies all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Since the drag queen? Oh, divine, divine? Does she eat
turd cinna in one of them?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Men?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, she eats actual dog crap. I think that was
his thing. Just oh yeah, look at this. It's getting
real thin.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
No, I love it because Jay is in between Rover
and me, so I cannot.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Space at all. Oh yes, until it's done, thin, it's
gonna make me sneeze. Get it out of your system.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
Person.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
A lot of texts coming in saying that now that
the facial hair is removed, he's starting to look like
somebody else you know, somebody that you know too, Dougie.
It's interesting, almost like the beard was covering up some
sort of hidden DNA. Yes, daughter, and that's when that's
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right when rovers started growing the beard.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
He's looking more feminine. Yes, mm hm oh oh god.
Do people ever come Injay and get this? Do people
get first time for this?
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Any of these so far? The reverse Hitler? Nope, I
have done the amor spearit.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh yeah, okay, not on an homage person, But did
something happen to your barbershop.
Speaker 8 (33:21):
Yeah, someone drove through the front of it when about
a month ago. Wow, so drunk, that's what you would think.
Apparently they said it was a road range incident that
started downtown. They three cars were chasing each other down
down Superior across the Viaduct Detroit. They were going like
eighty down down Detroit. One car intentionally hit enough like.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
The other teaba, like on purpose maneuver.
Speaker 8 (33:46):
One of the cars was like an audio hit the
telephone pole bounced off and was totaled and like it
was probably two storefronts down and then the BMW went
straight into this to yours.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
So that was one of those things. I think it
was a four or in the morning.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Okay, so nobody's there, but yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Like a week later, they ended up making the rest
on the guy what are you laughing at them? Where
they do the facial expressions. Rover has been making what's that?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What's this device? Oh that's just a brush? Okay, what's
this thing called?
Speaker 8 (34:26):
It was?
Speaker 9 (34:26):
I thought it's different Familiarly he doesn't use those Oh yeah,
oh talk about precision. Yeah, I'm glad we're having him
do all these because we would have screwed this up.
I would have cut a limb or something.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
If you want, I can.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Look out or it's really your guy's call center. Much thinner, Yeah,
as soon as you can go. He's got to use
the razor. Yeah, get the razor out. That's funny. I
don't care about that. I don't do you guys mind that?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I love that? Yeah? Yeah, we wanted to look just
like that. Must Oh wow, you know you see the lookout.
V Two says, which she sees that. What's going to happen?
Do you think I have no going to ride this?
John Waters right, I don't know what's ride the wave?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
It just sounds creepy. Now, what is it? You're putting
some lotion on shaving jail? Oh okay, you're about to
cram something in there. No, he's about to take a razor.
Too late, Charlie, He's good. He's going deeper in his
(35:39):
bag of tricks. I lucked out.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
He only had one item for me.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, he's got to get a natchel like an old
school doctor's bag.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Oh what the hell is this thing?
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
My good? Straight or yeah? Oh is it cool?
Speaker 10 (35:52):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
I only had that once at a barber when I was.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I was eleven in Denver, so this is like twenty
years ago, twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
It made me nervous. Yeah, my neck, and I'm like, well,
this is why we got to school for.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
In my mind, I'm like, what if the guy is like,
he's going through it the fore you said really disparaging
things about it before he did, and that his job
is kind of worthless if anybody could do it makes
that makes me feel really nervous before Oh it's okay, straight,
oh straight razor. Wow, he scars make people look cool. Anyways,
(36:28):
I've never done that, and neither of I always looks
so cool though. Is it usually like a hot usually
do like a hot lather or is that this towel?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yeah, the hot ladd will do on the neck. The
shaving gel just makes it easier because it's clear, so
anytime you're doing facial hair you can actually see where
you're going.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Okay, that's smart.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
You know, the lather is obviously solid white, so once
you put it on, whatever's underneath it, you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh no, it's it's really popping. It's really helped a lot.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Defines it before I clean.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, we couldn't really see it as much. Now it's
he's looking like real pedophile. He's deep in thought, like
Jeffrey over there. Remember what do you have to do today?
Speaker 10 (37:19):
You said doctors, it's fantastic. Oh wow, it's about it.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Then we're gonna get with it.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah. Do you think take the hat off? We're want
to see the whole the whole thing together. Oh yeah,
with the hat off, it looked better, looks different. Yeah,
so funny. Oh yeah, you gotta get this. Yeah, where
(37:59):
the headphones were? How long does it take you guys
to grow that beer back in? Would a month be
sufficient to grow something back? Where you plan in the
next couple of days? Like are you gonna shave it
(38:20):
off or just hope to not leave the house. You're
gonna shave it all down to nothing and then start
from scratcher.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
You got a nice base going, you'll keep the base.
There's so much.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Hair in my mouth right now, I don't know whether
to spit or to swap. I think John Waters has
the same question a lot. What was you asking plan? Like,
once it's time to we're done with this, are you
going to grow it out to.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Match the mustache?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Are you gonna shave it all down to nothing and
start I probably you start growing it out and then
rimmed to I think, grow everything out, okay, and then
and then trim the mustards down to match everything.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Wow, looks good. Oh yeah, you still got some of
the neck hair. Well is something neck? Guess he is
last one. Finally, what are you? What are you? What
(39:28):
are you hoping for? What do you not want?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Sure as though don't want the one where it wraps
around the rim of your head.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well, we don't have that on the we don't have
that one, okay, So any other ones you don't want?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
The penis ones?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Of course the penis Okay, that makes sense. Which one
do you want?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Either the regular chin strap or a Chester Arthur? Okay?
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I you know I I those are two.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I've tried before.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
So there's an actor Miller's crossing.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I'm not sure if you're familiar with that. I'm not.
I'm not sure who that is? You got guy?
Speaker 10 (40:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, whoever? This guy is?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
This guy is an actor for like a bunch of movies.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
But Miller's crossing it looks almost like Sean Connery back
in the day. Can I have Shaan Connory after.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
That?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Very It looks so different. How you feel.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
You look very distinguished?
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Oh god, mind, missed a spot. Or maybe it's just.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Don't blame it on him, Yeah, it's just maybe it's
just yeah, just clippers hat off. I like the whole
look as a whole. All right, I do have to
take a break. We're down the one last guy. I
(41:02):
didn't hear what he was afraid of and what he
wants because I had thoughts chest Ray, Arthur or chin strap.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
He does not want the penis?
Speaker 6 (41:09):
Okay, would you rather have penis or half face?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Honestly, honestly neither. Would you rather half face? I think
the penis because I think I can conceal it. You
want he wants me because I'm just gonna shave it
off right away. I ain't waiting. No, you do that,
(41:40):
you get a punishment. Oh absolutely, keep it for a
couple of days. Yeah, we're till probably what at the
end of December. I think we said, right, I think
you said he guys going to keep him to a
Christmas party? Okay, New Year, New you Yeah right. I
think once you go on break, it's coming off. That's
all I got to say about that.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
All right, Angela says poor Rover. He is the biggest egghead.
Thank you, I look younger off. The whole world together
is really key. I've got to take a break. We'll
be right back on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Hang on,
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