December 3, 2025 • 45 mins
JLR is the last to get his beard trimmed, and Krystle gets her legs shaved.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Uh these rovers morning glory.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I don't like this. Well. Look I just went
in the bathroom and I was looking at myself, the mayor.
This is not a good look. It's a fantastic look
really bad. It looks professionally dombe though. I mean it
looks really I think it looks good. It's a little lopsided,
I would notice. Yeah, yeah on one side, what's that?
(00:32):
What's that? Jay? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
On?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I was gonna say, staring it over here, it's slightly yeah,
ex because we're going very quickly.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, okay, so yes, you're not meant to look good.
I'm glad that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
You chose him to stay because there's no way any
of us.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh you would do nothing, would that up and shaved
it off. You could have lucked out very luckily. Jay
is our professional barber. He works at Black Cat barber
Shop on Detroit Road. I was getting my my John
Waters mustache when you were talking on this story. So
some sort of road rage incident led to somebody crashing
into this barber shop. Are they back open or is
(01:06):
it still shut down?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So we were Actually that happened on a Saturday, so
we were we just wrapped up for the week.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Happened at four in the morning, so we're off Sundays
and Mondays.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So they were able to get up there that night
and get everything boarded up and we were still So,
I mean there's some structural damage to like the actual windows.
We have like a one of like the window displays
that kind of like pop out a little bit and
then the doorway sunk it in a little bit. Yeah,
so the actual structure that holds the window is damaged.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So did you say they did catch there there? They
have the people, I mean there was a car, must
have been a car inside of that, all right, so
they have that, they got they have all the parties involved.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Or just so we only know what the detectives have
told us as of like a month ago. After that,
I kind of stopped asking because we told the story
a million times.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, as of right now, I know they arrested one
guy and that was the guy who initiated the accident.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All right, well, Jeffrey, are you ready to step into
our barbershop here in the studios And also, yikes, good, okay, alright,
he was happy when you were getting yours done, Rover,
Now he's not so happy. Yeah, little by little the
more he saw your come out.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, he was like, oh no, he's getting freaked out
in here.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right, Jeffrey, which one? I also have my headphones off?
Which one are you afraid of getting? You don't want
the you don't want You said you want the penis
over the half face? Yeah, I don't know where the
wireless mike did I? I don't know did I take that?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
There?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is? Okay? Oh he wants the penis over the
half face.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Yes, you guys, he said, you said, which you guys?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Pulled me one of those?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Whichever he's on me, But those are the two I'm
afraid of, probably the most.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, all right, well let's see here. What is? Did
you remove the John Waters from the wheel? Okay? All right,
Jeffery said, what I want you to do? Hold on
to that base and give this give this wheel a
good spin. We'll see what it lands on. That's all right,
(03:12):
it's okay, spinning, don't.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
He's not doing penis alone.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, just let it just spin it and then okay, right,
folds up, falls off. It's fine. Okay, here it goes spinning,
let it let it go, and it landed on chin
chin trappers. Is chin trap. Yeah, okay, he likes that.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
This is the and this is one I've tried myself,
so nous, I'm sure you might.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Want the penis. Let's try it again. I'm going, uh no.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
No, it's it's it's a landed on chin strap.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's what I'm getting. You're not changing it, you're not
pulling a scrap it Does that actually count? Because you
didn't have the little stopper thing is gonna come off anyway?
So he did not put my back again? Stick the
stopper on there. We didn't even hear in the wheels. Okay, guys,
I know what you guys are trying to try to
do anything. I'm trying to get a legitimate spin. You
(04:17):
can't disqualify yourself with the stopper coming out of the wheel.
All right, he's putting the stopper back in there. What
happened off again? How did that follow? We just have
to count whatever they fixed this hold on, So fix
the stopper. The rower fixed it and it worked fine? Yeah,
(04:41):
what happens? What happened got our best minds out of here? Okay,
all right, you get that on that? How many people
does it take? Oh man, it's really loose. Actually, okay,
you just hold it over. Does he spins it? I
might throw his shoulder out if he holds it. Okay,
that should work, all right, Jeffrey. Don't spend it too
(05:04):
hard though, don't go nuts. All right, and here we go.
It didn't work? All right? Well, well this has spend
one week time. Do we have any glue, super glow
or tape? Even just a tape would probably stand by? Uh?
(05:25):
Wellhere were you were so strong when you spun it? Yeah?
I know, I finger strength. You're gonna hold that, Charlie.
Didn't work. It's gonna when hit your fingers if you're
holding it. How about even a piece of paper? All right,
(05:49):
let's try this one is gonna count right, Yeah, that's
that's all right. All right, this is gonna cut this
is it? All right? Here we go? Spin that wheel?
All right, let's see. Okay, here we go. Don't don't
touch it, God, don't touch it. Here it's spinning, spinning, spinning,
and it lands all right? Official? Does he want to
(06:18):
you want the chest? I think you want the chest?
Ray Arthur. You always try the food Manchu? You like
the food manchu?
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Okay, you already talk about getting the chest I've tried.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I've tried to food Manchu before you work out Chester Arthur.
It's a mutton shop. It's a mustache. That'd be pretty cool.
I already have a fo You want the Chester Arthur?
Us wanted one?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Hey, hey, the wheel stopped on the food man shoes.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So I'm gonna play by the rules, all right, Okay,
that's fine, all right. I'm surprised he doesn't want to
try something new. Yeah, okay, here he goes getting getting
in the barber chair, he's got his cape on, now
getting sure you don't want to try something different? Something different?
When's the next time you're ever going to have a
(07:08):
professional du it? Yeah, you're the only guy who gets
to choose what he wants and honest and get the thing.
Like I said, Charlie, he's a rule guy.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
It's snincer, spun the wheel and let it on the hairstyle.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So I just made a new rule. What is it
that he gets the Chester a Arthur? I don't see.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
See. The only reason I know of the chest Ray
Arthur is because Jeffrey himself has been talking about going
for a decade. He's been wanting this hair for a decade.
We finally have a professional in here that could give
it to him. Yeah, and all of a sudden, no,
I doesn't want to question.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
The chin strap and the food man chow are basically
put those together, and that's the Chester Arthur.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What do you think about that? Since he spawns twice,
she got the chin strap and the chest ray, the
chin strap and the fu Man chew. Right, cool, guys,
if you do both of those together, that is the
Chester a Arthur. It would be sorry, yeah, okay, yeah,
that one time. But Crystal keeps talking about hot, it
would look to Chester a Arth. I don't know if
(08:14):
it's in this room or if I just think it's hot.
He has no headphones. I can't hear.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Do you go ask go ask Ashley the saleswoman what
her favorite kind of beard hair?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, Ashley the sales girl just texted in and ask
confirm act no, no, no, no, no, she doesn't know.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Okay, doesn't have real's gotta come back in whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Okay, Oh wow, she just said the Chester a Arthur
something like that.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I was explaining my two favorites I've tried before, all right,
explained to her Chester.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She said, yeah, yep, Okay, all right, she likes that. Yeah,
she's always wanted to date someone with the Chester Arthur beard.
Are you ready, Jeffrey, Okay, here we go, Yeah, yeah,
why not. It's very strange he.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Doesn't want He's like, look up a little bit because
he's been mentioning this for how long that's a decade, yeah, forever,
Like you forget that was a president, you know, yes,
And because he would mention Chester ay Arthur, and I'd go,
who's that?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't even know who that is. We looked him
up and we're like, oh, that's I wouldn't know what
his beard looked like her as mustache or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
But it's very topical because that that new show came out, Yeah,
Death by Lightning about James Garfield as Chester Arthur was
his vice president.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh is that a good show? Somebody said that's a
good show. Yeah. Funny.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Yeah, because Chester Arthur stills a show in that. He's
really funny. He's a drunk who plays him? Oh yeah
he is in the show.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Somebody says the barber shouldn't perhaps be wearing rubber gloves,
but oh, oh hey, I don't know that's his tasty.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Right now, I'm glad, I went first, Who's coming out
of this the worst?
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Me?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Look at this ridiculous? But you can't even.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Tell you when Charlie comes up to you and starts
talking to you. So Charlie has no hair down the middle,
almost kind of like you rovers.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So it has this weird racing stride. But is that
common that guys just don't have hairr there? It's weird, Jenny.
Is it common that people are missing parts of their beard? Yeah,
I mean it's one of I feel like everybody. They
(10:50):
don't notice that on other people as much as you
know they notice it on themselves.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
But I feel like everybody, you know, I'd say a
good amount of people have weaker spots of their beard
that maybe someone else when I noticed that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I've seen, you know, a decent amount of people that beard,
who's beard is growing up to his eyeballs. That's actually
a very rare thing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's one of those things like it happens like it's
not I woantn't you know be jaw dropped if someone
walks into the barber shop like that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
But it's not a common is it? What is it
signified he's part wolf or raised by wolves? Chickens. All right,
back to the cutting hair, and Kyle says, does Jeffrey
have a bald spot on the top of his head?
(11:37):
But once a week some he has its headphones are
just sitting there.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And he pushes it forwards, and then you get that
little pompadoor in the front and he's pushing all the
hair down.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Now, he is very thick.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
He has a nice nice He can do almost any style.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
The beard grows all over the face like a were wolf.
Doctor Finger says, Jeffrey could do beard modeling for sure. Yeah,
he's a Jeffery is a good looking guy. I mean
I said this, Why are you giving a dirty look there?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
If he would keep up his appearances, he would be
a very good looking guy, right sure.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Oh and he's been showing me some of these AI
videos he's been making.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Looks really good in those videos. What's he doing in
the videos?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
An assortment of things.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
The latest one Mary Elizabeth wanted to see him as
a doctor, so maybe they should role play at home?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Is just that would be great for US taxpayers. If
Jeffrey was a doctor himself, we could stop sending her
to the hospital every week. He's actually starting to look good.
Jeffrey talks about the same amount and the barber series
that he does during the show, which is not at all.
I mean, I'm trying to. I don't want to break
(12:59):
his concentration, understanding, and you're good.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
So okay, I've tried, just the first time I've actually
had this done up by professional. I'll try doing it
myself where I would try to shave the whole like
at least at least try to shave the quarterer here
and try to bring it down like like at a
perfect angle.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm trying. We're gonna do it today, all right. Does
he normally talk at the barber? I wonder and conversation
This guy doesn't stop poking until he gets on the show.
But yes, he'll talk anybody. Yeah, you listen to want
to go? Yeah, I gotta I gotta hurry up and
get my beard shaved because I gotta go out to
my radio job. I have an appearance later. We're funny.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I've not done any appearances in probably since pre pandemic.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, Jay is our professional barber. He's doing
Jeffrey who's in the chair right now the Chester A
Arthur Charlie, you're regretting the getting the neck hair only.
But it's if you look at me, aren't you? Aren't
you happy that you? I said, I would rather have that.
At least it's a styled look. I still feel like
(14:04):
a mess.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
That's the problem is I felt like a mess for
the last month, and at least yours looks on purpose.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Snincer you have. I forgot what Stince even looks like.
Hitler remembers, and he won't show him. You're lucky you've
got the reverse Hitler, because if you've got the Hitler
that you actually would kind of look he kind of
would actually look like him, to be honest with you.
With that little and Rachel in sales, she goes, I
(14:35):
went out and she was looking at it. She goes,
you look like Hitler. Why why do I look like Hitler?
I don't have a Hitler mustache. I don't know what
she's popular. I think this is a popular mustache for like.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
The twenties or something, right, I think, so, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Does he have the straight razor out now? Yes, he's
straight razoring jeffrees where it comes down from his eyeball
so that he has a Yeah, I get that. Yep.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yeah, this is the part I try to shave off
and try.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
To make it look symmetrical. Well he's doing it now
for you, it's going to look good. I can tell
it's already looking really good. I like this look. Actually
for him, it's just a little are you saying just
what he has right now or what the end results
it started? Look it looks madly. I don't know. It
looks really good style like a lumberjack.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Yeah, I remember why I saying beautiful as she said,
I could have been a hair model.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, all right. Now he's getting his chin shave because
the chester a Arthur is essentially mutton chops that go
into As we pull up a pic of chest, I'll
(15:46):
pull up another one. Yeah, oh all right. So that's
the look that Jeffery's going for. It isn't that weird?
Like if you think about that, you look at that
when I'm sure when he had this photo taken like
this is this is a style like this is this
is the best you're going to look like this was.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
And you only got like one picture. Yeah, so they're like,
this is gotta look good. He thinks he's got that
that crap on. You know what I mean he looks.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Weird. How styles changed, thankfully?
Speaker 7 (16:20):
God, do you remember the The Christmas Story? There was
a movie there was a guy that a very similar beer.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sound like this.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
He's the guy that tells Ralph ralb he goes, he goes,
what are you doing here? Probably goes, oh, we're here
to see and he goes, well, line's back that away.
And and so that's the only other I don't remember
the actress name, but it was that particular scene.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Okay, I love that scene. Uh, somebody sent a photo.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You want to slim anything down? Do we want to
bring down the bring it down a bit? I mean,
do you want to bring it lower in this way?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Don't you think I need to really to sort of
match the corner of the mustache.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Ye, make it match the corner of the mustard. Here,
I got a picture of Chester up over here, I
mean longer. No, it is the same one.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay. Somebody sent a picture speaking of pictures, and they
said that I look like a d C comics, which
one one of the villains the.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Only after Charlie just walked out to say anything funny.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Only it's just like put this picture up Snit's egghead
from I guess is this from the Batman TV show
or so let me see here stand by, I've never
heard of Egghead. I haven't either, But did you get
that that email sent it? Oh? I got? Yeah. Here,
(18:11):
I'm saying that your mustache.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Here's mustache style as John Waters is teep b Shammy.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I called the shammy Waters.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Okay, that's funny when I go lower on the choppers
about what do you think?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
All right? What do you think, Charlie that it looks good?
That's the pro. So maybe this t cut off some
of this.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
If you could just look at I'll just that actual wow,
real barbares pants he's given.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, he's gonna temple he would type his real barber. Well,
that's true. It looks like Hugh Jackman. Make it look worse?
Can you get some lightning bolts into there? Would you say?
He looks like huge ASMANI bubble Bud?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
But yeah, yeah, I've never heard of this egg head man,
but I think it is it from Batman.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, and Harley Quinn hangs out with egg Man in
the comics.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh, okay, egg Man or egg Hack. He's an egg
is an egg? Yeah here is let me see I
think there was an egg man in the John Waters
movie too. I think he was that's interesting, looks so good. Yeah,
(19:47):
and the man Kevin Smith tray Deck says, holly crap,
you look just like Vincent Price. Although the conspiracy theories
are starting to roll in, I just sens or another
picture that someone sent in and they say that they
they put two photos side by side and they say
they see a resemble. That's here, just random photos. I guess,
(20:09):
off the off the internet. I guess all right, Jeffrey,
what do you think we're going to clean up the
net here? What do you what do you like? This
is awesome? He's the only one. And he said he's
(20:31):
gonna save it off right away.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
You got to keep this down because now you got
the blueprint, you can shave it every again. This is
your keep it up, this is your style, this is
your look. Now everyone needs a signature. Look, this is yours.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, he said, I could ever do this on my own. Well,
now you've already know if it's going you can you
just every three weeks you just keep it, keep shaving,
so now you know where it is and you just
shave off as it grows in. And he stumbled it
appears he looks great. Yeah, nice, nice, all right, good
job Jess and Jay Jay degree, all right, now we
(21:08):
have just go ahead, step right through all that hair
over there after for him after Jeffrey. Oh, okay. Jay
is from Black Cat Barbershop there on Detroit Road and
Gordon Square. You can follow him on Instagram. What's your
(21:29):
Instagram handle? It's actually on the cape. It's Marshall Lathers,
Marshall Lathers, Marshall Underscore lathers and then another underscore. Yes. Uh,
and you can follow him there. I appreciate you coming in.
And what do you do you go into the barbershop today?
How many people you normally do on today?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
It really depends on how many your hair and how
many your like hair and beard. Typically, I'd say it's
anyway from about eleven to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do you are you an employee of the place or
are you like an the pendent.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Contract or of those we're all independent contractors, so we
just pay a booth rent. So I say, you know
there's no requirement on hours, right, And what made you
decide to become a barber? I was a CNC machinist before,
and then you figured I could just do this on hair. Well,
you know, the thing is it's both removing material to
make something look better. Yeah, the same concept, but one
(22:20):
I felt like when I was sitting in the factory
every day, I just couldn't not see myself doing that
every day for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It was a great experience while I was there, but like,
the more I thought about being fifty years old and there,
the more I could.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Why because you are you just not talking with You're
not interc what is It's a little bit of everything.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I mean, it's the environment of just I mean when
you're in manufacturing a lot of the time. And don't
get me wrong, obviously manufacturing is going to be great
for a lot of people, but I felt like a
number you know, it doesn't matter who I am or
what I'm doing. All I got to do is come
in and make money for the big man. And if
I'm going to go in and bust my ass for anybody,
I'm going to go in and do it for myself.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Mm hm. So you know, it was one of those
things that are you making more money as a barber
than you were?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I mean you're gonna it tastes
time to get there, especially when you're doing things independently.
You know, obviously you're going to be at a shop,
and a shop is always gonna help, But in the
end of the day, it's not the shop's responsibility to
put someone in your chair. Obviously you benefit from being
at a shop because it is a place that people
can walk into, but like it's not the shop's job
to feed you. You know, obviously there's going to be
(23:22):
if you're at a good shop, you are going to
get some trickle in because of the shop, But you
know you.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Have to go out.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, And that's what I that's what I like about
the career. If you know, if I make what I want,
it's my fault, and if I don't, it's my fault.
So like at the end of the day, I get
to go home and I get to sit with myself
and whether I win or lose, it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What is just tattoo you have on your neck here?
This is which one the grow? I mean, it's it's
it's all it's hard to defy. Okay, So that's actually
that's just.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
So's from a calligraphist down to Dayton. His name's Big
mess on Instagram. He's awesome, dude, but uh, just king
of nothing and king of nothing. So it's actually it's
from a band of Blood for Blood.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Okay, my favorite.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
But the line is I'd rather be a king of
nothing than a servant in a six society And it
kind of falls into the same realms of like, I'd
rather be the king of my own thing, even if
it is nothing, than be a servant in near castle.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And that's why you had to get out of the factory.
And then what's this other thing on your neck? Oh
that's a crow, I'll crow, Okay, I gotcha, all right?
And what is that? Why? Why get a giant crow
on the neck? Looks sweet? All right? I asked the guy.
This guy, at one time he had this huge I'm
talking this huge ass eagle. I mean the thing was huge,
and I'm like, so, why'd you get that eagle on
(24:36):
your on your And he was so offended that I
it was like he was offended that I asked, I'm like,
if you're gonna put a gigantic tattoo on you, someone
someone's gonna ask her, why did you decide to get that?
He answered, no, I don't know. Maybe maybe I asked
it in a weird way or something. I don't know,
but all right, Jay, well thank you, I appreciate it.
(24:57):
Problem he did great work, even though I look like
a complete tool his foot. Oh oh yeah, wait a second. Oh,
I kind of liked that idea because I will get
a Crystal's water friend very angry. What do you think
Crystal's legs, Charlie? Do you have any idea? No idea.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
She's been she's been itching to show me and Jeffrey
because she's like, these things are look so gross. And
I said, well, wait, I've gotta wait till we see
him on air. Do we have to shave a penis
into her legs? Since nobody got a penis? We shave
her legs, except we leave a hairy penis.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Right on the thigh. I wonder if it would work
with as much hair as it your Puerto Rican legs, girl, Probably.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
If your legs are as thick as Jeffrey's beard.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
No, not near that. All right, let me take a
quick break. How would you even do that? If you
shaved the penis onto her? Like, would you trace the
penis out and then shave all the all the way?
Uh huh all right, and and you it sounds like
you were almost begging Jay to shave you a lot.
She wants, Yes, she does. Oh, I hope Skinny doesn't
(26:05):
here today's show. I've got to take a break. Stick
around Jay and you can feel up Crystal our phone screener.
In just a second, we'll be right back on Rover's
Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Hang on now, back to Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
All right, Jay was doing our facial hair today after
no shave November. He's a professional barber. He came in
and gave me the John Waters, Dave Schnitzer the reverse Hitler,
gave Charlie the nothing but neck, and gave Jeffery a
pretty damn good look in there. This is.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yeah, he's proud of it. He's walking around office.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm so proud.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh he likes it. It ghost talks that Ashley found
her and said, what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Get there's three women actually that work work work here
and he you all like, oh, yeah, it makes me
feel good.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
His neck is breaking out or something.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's just a little it's probably these clippers are sharpened
up a little.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Bit so that will fade.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
But they it's just from probably flying through the amount
of hair that we got.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Here's a straight on of Jeffrey right here. You want
to see. Looks good, nice, all right, So Jeffery, what
we're gonna do is Krystal has her legs that she's
been growing out for the month of November, and nobody
got the penis on their face because that was I
just told Jago, Thank god I didn't get the penis.
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I have a doctor's appointment later today. This is not
a good look that I have going on right now,
but at least it's not a penis on the side
of my face. So nobody got the penis. So what
I was thinking, as crystalised to have her leg shape,
why don't you put your penis on Crystal's leg? We
trace around now, okay, and then you shave everywhere. What
do you think you'll just leave a dirt mark. I
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don't know if you can. You go for that.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Just you know, you got a relationship now, So we
just draw good at drawing penises, I think she has.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You can just draw a good outline of a penis.
He's still good at that. Okay, we could do that too,
Although speaking of relationship, somebody says that Crystal is getting
very flirty with Jay the barber. I hadn't noticed, but
I I'll take their word for it. All right, Crystal,
come on and let me see what give her the
shifts and wireless headphones. I don't know where they all are.
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If these ones a right over here? Change? What's the no?
You keep asking me? Attitude? You keep asking Take those
ones right there? These right there, the ones that she's
got her own headphones?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
You can plug into the device?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, all right, So Crystal, you've gone
the entire months not shaving your legs. Is that right?
Oh wait, let me turn on your mic. What's it? Yes? Okay?
Are you very hairy naturally? Because you're Puerto Rican?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
I would say, yeah, yeah, I'm hairier than white girls
for sure.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
And you said that you started shaving your legs at
the age of probably like eight, between eight and ten. Yeah, yeah,
all right, and so you have grown quite I mean,
I I haven't seen this, but I'm kind of grossed
by women that have hairy legs. I know, over the
past few years it's turned into a thing where they're like,
I'm powerful, I'm strong, and you can't make me shave
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my legs. That's so I don't know what this is.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I haven't felt powerful or strong. I will tell you
that not at all. Skinnys hated it. He just is
so grossed out by it. He says that he started
dating of the mall. Yeah, he does feel that way. Yeah,
he still rubs my legs and I'd say my thighs
are better than.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I thought they would be from the knee down.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
That's where I and I started lotioning them and then
lotioning the hairs down, and that's when I'm starting to
feel like I'm ready to get rid of this hair.
It is absolutely disgusting. So I've also been wearing knee
high socks. I've been trying to protect my boyfriend as
much as possible from viewing or touching this hair.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
See you and now you put Jay This has a
question when you have a beard, what should you put
in there? Sometimes I would put beard oil in there.
I don't like that look. It kind of makes it
look a little greasy, but so when I also want
beard band roof.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
So when it comes to beard balb versus beard oil,
beard oil tends to be more of the choice for
people with shorter beards. They're both going to do essentially
the same thing. But balm doesn't transfer to your shirt
when you get a longer beard, so most of the
guys who had bigger beards switch over to balm. Eventually,
oil is going to be a little bit more. You
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can stretch it out a little bit more where the
it's gonna take a lot more like at the same
point one, Like I said, with the big beard, one's
going to transfer.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
So all right, Christ, what are you gonna do over here? How?
I don't know to work.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
I don't know how you're gonna see this because I
feel like you would need to see it a little
closer up than you would then from far away, Like
I don't think from far away you'd be able to
even notice that I have hairy legs, Like.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh, we got zoom in the camera? You want to
you want to shit in the chair here? What do
you want to sure? I'll sit? Okay, she's getting into
the barber chair, all right, stand by, Yeah, it's not
crazy noticeable. Taking off my sock slowly. Oh yeah, so hot?
Can you see it? I can't? I can see it
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with my eyes. I'm sure. I'm sure Jay can see it.
I cannot see that. Can see that, Charlie. No, I'm
very underwhelmed.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I would like to put this up close to Charlie.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Come in here and take a look at it, Charlie,
and let me see.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I don't think I've ever seen my hair my leg
like this since I was a child.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I feel like the way you were describing it, thought
they were gonna be a lot with Yeah, it's not
that bad.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It's not as bad as but it's still disgusting. And
I will tell you no hair grows on my calf.
Both calves are hair free, weird, very strange. And my
thighs I thought would be hairer. Yes, really nothing. You
can barely even tell that I have hair on my thighs,
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and I shave all the way up.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
But it's much better than I expected it to be.
All right, So what's the game plan? To shave this?
Do much for over? I don't think you care. You're
not really gonna be able to make a shape out
of that?
Speaker 8 (32:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
No, not enough to make a penis? Okay, No, it's
it's sad. We have to glue the leftover hair to
her legs. We can down there. I do have an
idea for this leftover hair. Oh well, you know it's
towards the end of the show. Maybe here's here's her
leg hair zoomed down. If you want to see it,
you could see it. Oh, okay, a little. It's not soft,
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too softer than I thought it would that bad. It's not. Wow,
that's that's a month here. You want to see it
up close? I want to come close to you. Shaved
my legs? How fast they would grow back? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Because Charlie's leg hair is thick and luscious.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, I'm very that is. That's really not that bad.
And some of them are growing. Some of them aren't
like yea, some are really long like these. She's been
thinning out this head. She's been doing something like five
or something something over here? All right, all right, somebody
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wants you to just take off your pants and shave
your legs whatever? All right, what's what's the matter? Giant?
Do you see it? Look at that hair on the microphone?
Jeffrey hair? All right, let's uh, let's let's somebody Jeffrey
Jay who's gonna shave her legs? Are you gonna shave
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your legs? What's the point? What's the game plan?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
Over here?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I did bring a brand new razor if you want
me to shave them? Okay, all right, sure it's a
straight razor. Can you really use that? I guess you
could use it good.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
If you want to collect the hairs, the straight raisers
probably the better way to go about it than a
regular razor.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I would think.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
No, both of I think both regardless are going to
have shaving jaels, so it's not going to be like
the same type.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Of the straight razor. Let's do the straight razor. We'll
let Jay straight razor. Never straight razor. Legs in my
life first, really first for everything, Jay, haress those legs
while you're doing that too, just in order to piss
off her boyfriend who gets very jealous, crunchy heel looks
at her or your crunchy heel. What do you mean
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by my.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Feet are gross? My feet are disgusting. I hope I
don't scratch you with it. I need a peed of cure.
I'm about to to do one of those. I bought
one of those pedicure socks to have my feet peel.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, those peelings. Oh those that's the That
is the most disgusting thing you've ever done. I did
that on my feet once and oh man, it's so
naz Yes, baby, I think or something and it just
makes your skin. Which leg do you want? Whichever one?
Is this one better because it's closer to you, doesn't
matter me, that's fine. Should I put it up here
(35:25):
on the desk on a chair, let's here, and then
spread those legs? Yeah, a little wider, a little wider.
Uh huh. Oh, he's lathering up her legs. Marshall ladders, Oh,
Marshall ladders. Yeah. I've never heard of shaved jail before.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I guess I never thought about you guys, lining up
and actually being able to see.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
You don't know what that shaved gel looks like. I
mean basically, when you shave, you have you have shaving
you have like Gellette makes a shave gel I use sometimes. Yeah,
I'm ready as ready as I will be. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Think I've ever had anybody else get.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Rid of my hair before? What about bush hair? You've
never had somebody shave your bush before? Not even when
I was pregnant.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I still did it myself just by feel they're there there,
and then ask.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Hed is it all right? Does she? He could use
these straight the straight razor to shave down your bunions.
Stand by just that one line paper towel due that
one line looks great. Alrighty straight razoring her Crystal's legs
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right now, getting all of her Puerto Rican leg hair off.
How far up does this? You did? You just not
shave from the knee.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Down, or I let the whole leg go Yeah, just
to see what experiment for myself? You've been letting the
bush go to or oh no, no, no, that thing
can yeah, okay, that thing gets.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Schnitzer's beard times ten.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Oh, I couldn't do that to Skinny.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Here's someone who says, if if Skinny doesn't is afraid
of Crystal's legs, I was expecting were wolf legs, it's
a disappointment. He How could he be this.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
Discuss the gross this discuss I mean, it's still gross,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Not as gross as it could be.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, like you, guys, I felt unkempt it just and
every time Thanksgiving ran around, I was like, I'm gonna
So many times I would pick up my razor to go, oh,
I'm going somewhere. And you want to, as a woman
feel good from top to bottom. So we'll do the
whole entire routine, wash your hair, shave your legs, and
but it has saved me a lot of time in
the shower because I know I'm going to be in
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the shower for twenty minutes if I'm going to be
doing the whole should so to not have to do
the legs.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
It's kind of an in and out. Really, how long
do you I Every time I get in the shower,
it's twenty minutes and I don't even have any hair,
like standing in the water. Yeah, it doesn't feel good.
I mean, oh, I like it so smooth. Eric, you're
onover morning morning.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
Eric, stand up, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
How are you amen? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Nothing, I got one for you, yes, all right man.
So I'm about in your age, sir. And when I
was in middle school, it was a cool thing, you know,
land farmstrong, shave your legs, you move, You ride a
bike faster, you run faster if you run.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Haero dynamics, yeah, aero dynamic. Yeah. I guess what.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Thirty years later, you look like a wookie, your leg
hair groosy, and you look like Chewbacca.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
So you think that you shaved your legs. You were
shaving your legs as a young man, and you believe
that now you have you have extra hairy legs because
of that exactly now are old you put it all that.
Believe that our old phone screener was very angry because
we did something where we had to shave his chest
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and he believed that his chest hair was going to
grow back.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
I think extra extra thick. This is not true because
I've shaved a bunch growing up. I still can't grow
a beard. I just don't think that's now.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
If I don't think so either, I don't think that
there's any truth to that. I don't even know why
scientifically it would be. You know, and Crystal, if she
shaves her legs every day, or any woman they shave
their legs every day or however often, if they let
it grow, she let it grow, she would have incredibly
thick leg hair after all these years of shaving. So
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I don't think that that's I think that's an old wife.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
It's funny about my legs is if you look at
you guys who've seen my legs, are they're like bald.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, my legs were hairier than Jeffrey's.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I think from his socks. I think his socks rip
out his hair as they just hairless, and his shin's not.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I heard that also is some sort of is it
diabetes can cause that or something can cause there was
some condition that you can have. All right, we are
going to uh gather up this hair. Oh that's okay,
all right, hold on, he's he's down there. What do
you think of those nasty feet? Jay?
Speaker 5 (40:14):
I even tried to pumic stone them this morning, just
in case I had to take my sock off.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Uh huh. Well, luckily I'm paying attention to the leg.
I have never looked at the feet yet, so I
don't want to take my eyes off. Yeah, don't. I
don't want you to cut. Yeah, that should be good.
All right. So how do you feel, Crystal, first time
shaving in a month. Just oh, it just looks so
much It looks so much better if you have what
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if you just leave one leg shaved, one leg unshaved,
and that'll be like the half beard, but you have
the half legs. Oh, we're addressed at the Christmas party? Yeah, okay,
all right, let me see here. Jay Wren a black
Cat barber shop on Detroit Road and Gordon Square five
them on Instagram Marshall Underscore Lathers Underscore is his name
(41:04):
on Instagram. Uh, thank you Jay for coming in. And
do you get people when they they They've probably had
the same customers, sometimes some of them for years and years.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
I mean, at this point, I'd say the vast majority
of my customers are pretty much regulars over the last
probably five sixs.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Does everyone talk when they come in here? Because I'm
not a real outgoing guy. So one of the reasons
why I don't like going out in public is like
you talk to people and it's just talking. Like like
I go to the dentist, they want to talk to
me the entire time I'm in the dental chair. Do
people Is there a lot of chit chat at the
at the barber?
Speaker 4 (41:39):
I mean, I think everybody goes to the barber for
a different reason. I feel like some people go for
the social, you know, aspect, and some people want to
go there and talk.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
You know. I feel like sometimes you just had to
follow their lead.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, you know, It's one thing I remind myself is,
you know, I'm the one who's being paid, So it's
one of those it's my job to adapt. So if
I you know, I start to throw a couple of
questions and I'm getting one word answers. I started to
get the idea that you don't want to talk, so
you know, you start to quiet.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You do a lot of advice. Do people talk to you,
oh my bitch girls? Oh yeah, I mean yeah, there's
there's a good amount of that.
Speaker 8 (42:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
I always say, we're the haircuts free, you're paying for
the therapy.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
What's funny is, like I always heard, you always see
a movie coming to America they always talk about remind
me of like how you always talk about one subject
boxing in a barber shop, because I remember my grandpa
used to take me to a barbershop.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
It's no longer business.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Guy passed away many many years ago, but he was
his barber and he'd started taking either and it's I
would just sit there and it would just listen to
my grandpa to talk about boxing. And I was that'site,
like the only thing they talked about. And I think
I threw one out. I threw out this hypothetical once.
I said, this is the height of Mike Tyson being
heavyweight champion in the world. And I said, what do
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you think would happened? I asked the barber. My grandpa
was with me, because what do you think would happen
if you put if you took Mike Tyson and Jill
was get both in your prime and you put him
in a ring.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
They didn't have a discussion. Who do you think would win?
Just straight razor and cut out your customer's tongue? All right, Jay, well,
thank you for coming in. I appreciate it. Uh, Jeffery,
you look very good with your style in there. The
Chester a Arthur Charlie looking good with nothing but neck,
(43:23):
not net neck, and the reverse Hitler that Snitzer has
in there. Looking. What do you think your wife's gonna
say about this? Snitz? Oh? I started to laughing. I
sent a picture to her, all right, and I got
the John Waters or the egghead. We've got to wrap
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Speaker 1 (45:24):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
Jovery's morning Glory.
Uh these rovers morning glory.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I don't like this. Well. Look I just went
in the bathroom and I was looking at myself, the mayor.
This is not a good look. It's a fantastic look
really bad. It looks professionally dombe though. I mean it
looks really I think it looks good. It's a little lopsided,
I would notice. Yeah, yeah on one side, what's that?
(00:32):
What's that? Jay? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
On?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I was gonna say, staring it over here, it's slightly yeah,
ex because we're going very quickly.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yes, okay, so yes, you're not meant to look good.
I'm glad that.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
You chose him to stay because there's no way any
of us.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh you would do nothing, would that up and shaved
it off. You could have lucked out very luckily. Jay
is our professional barber. He works at Black Cat barber
Shop on Detroit Road. I was getting my my John
Waters mustache when you were talking on this story. So
some sort of road rage incident led to somebody crashing
into this barber shop. Are they back open or is
(01:06):
it still shut down?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So we were Actually that happened on a Saturday, so
we were we just wrapped up for the week.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Happened at four in the morning, so we're off Sundays
and Mondays.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So they were able to get up there that night
and get everything boarded up and we were still So,
I mean there's some structural damage to like the actual windows.
We have like a one of like the window displays
that kind of like pop out a little bit and
then the doorway sunk it in a little bit. Yeah,
so the actual structure that holds the window is damaged.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So did you say they did catch there there? They
have the people, I mean there was a car, must
have been a car inside of that, all right, so
they have that, they got they have all the parties involved.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Or just so we only know what the detectives have
told us as of like a month ago. After that,
I kind of stopped asking because we told the story
a million times.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, as of right now, I know they arrested one
guy and that was the guy who initiated the accident.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All right, well, Jeffrey, are you ready to step into
our barbershop here in the studios And also, yikes, good, okay, alright,
he was happy when you were getting yours done, Rover,
Now he's not so happy. Yeah, little by little the
more he saw your come out.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Yeah, he was like, oh no, he's getting freaked out
in here.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
All right, Jeffrey, which one? I also have my headphones off?
Which one are you afraid of getting? You don't want
the you don't want You said you want the penis
over the half face? Yeah, I don't know where the
wireless mike did I? I don't know did I take that?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
There?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It is? Okay? Oh he wants the penis over the
half face.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Yes, you guys, he said, you said, which you guys?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Pulled me one of those?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Whichever he's on me, But those are the two I'm
afraid of, probably the most.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Okay, all right, well let's see here. What is? Did
you remove the John Waters from the wheel? Okay? All right,
Jeffery said, what I want you to do? Hold on
to that base and give this give this wheel a
good spin. We'll see what it lands on. That's all right,
(03:12):
it's okay, spinning, don't.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
He's not doing penis alone.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, just let it just spin it and then okay, right,
folds up, falls off. It's fine. Okay, here it goes spinning,
let it let it go, and it landed on chin
chin trappers. Is chin trap. Yeah, okay, he likes that.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
This is the and this is one I've tried myself,
so nous, I'm sure you might.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Want the penis. Let's try it again. I'm going, uh no.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
No, it's it's it's a landed on chin strap.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's what I'm getting. You're not changing it, you're not
pulling a scrap it Does that actually count? Because you
didn't have the little stopper thing is gonna come off anyway?
So he did not put my back again? Stick the
stopper on there. We didn't even hear in the wheels. Okay, guys,
I know what you guys are trying to try to
do anything. I'm trying to get a legitimate spin. You
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can't disqualify yourself with the stopper coming out of the wheel.
All right, he's putting the stopper back in there. What
happened off again? How did that follow? We just have
to count whatever they fixed this hold on, So fix
the stopper. The rower fixed it and it worked fine? Yeah,
(04:41):
what happens? What happened got our best minds out of here? Okay,
all right, you get that on that? How many people
does it take? Oh man, it's really loose. Actually, okay,
you just hold it over. Does he spins it? I
might throw his shoulder out if he holds it. Okay,
that should work, all right, Jeffrey. Don't spend it too
(05:04):
hard though, don't go nuts. All right, and here we go.
It didn't work? All right? Well, well this has spend
one week time. Do we have any glue, super glow
or tape? Even just a tape would probably stand by? Uh?
(05:25):
Wellhere were you were so strong when you spun it? Yeah?
I know, I finger strength. You're gonna hold that, Charlie.
Didn't work. It's gonna when hit your fingers if you're
holding it. How about even a piece of paper? All right,
(05:49):
let's try this one is gonna count right, Yeah, that's
that's all right. All right, this is gonna cut this
is it? All right? Here we go? Spin that wheel?
All right, let's see. Okay, here we go. Don't don't
touch it, God, don't touch it. Here it's spinning, spinning, spinning,
and it lands all right? Official? Does he want to
(06:18):
you want the chest? I think you want the chest?
Ray Arthur. You always try the food Manchu? You like
the food manchu?
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Okay, you already talk about getting the chest I've tried.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I've tried to food Manchu before you work out Chester Arthur.
It's a mutton shop. It's a mustache. That'd be pretty cool.
I already have a fo You want the Chester Arthur?
Us wanted one?
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Hey, hey, the wheel stopped on the food man shoes.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
So I'm gonna play by the rules, all right, Okay,
that's fine, all right. I'm surprised he doesn't want to
try something new. Yeah, okay, here he goes getting getting
in the barber chair, he's got his cape on, now
getting sure you don't want to try something different? Something different?
When's the next time you're ever going to have a
(07:08):
professional du it? Yeah, you're the only guy who gets
to choose what he wants and honest and get the thing.
Like I said, Charlie, he's a rule guy.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
It's snincer, spun the wheel and let it on the hairstyle.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
So I just made a new rule. What is it
that he gets the Chester a Arthur? I don't see.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
See. The only reason I know of the chest Ray
Arthur is because Jeffrey himself has been talking about going
for a decade. He's been wanting this hair for a decade.
We finally have a professional in here that could give
it to him. Yeah, and all of a sudden, no,
I doesn't want to question.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
The chin strap and the food man chow are basically
put those together, and that's the Chester Arthur.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What do you think about that? Since he spawns twice,
she got the chin strap and the chest ray, the
chin strap and the fu Man chew. Right, cool, guys,
if you do both of those together, that is the
Chester a Arthur. It would be sorry, yeah, okay, yeah,
that one time. But Crystal keeps talking about hot, it
would look to Chester a Arth. I don't know if
(08:14):
it's in this room or if I just think it's hot.
He has no headphones. I can't hear.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Do you go ask go ask Ashley the saleswoman what
her favorite kind of beard hair?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, Ashley the sales girl just texted in and ask
confirm act no, no, no, no, no, she doesn't know.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Okay, doesn't have real's gotta come back in whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Okay, Oh wow, she just said the Chester a Arthur
something like that.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
I was explaining my two favorites I've tried before, all right,
explained to her Chester.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
She said, yeah, yep, Okay, all right, she likes that. Yeah,
she's always wanted to date someone with the Chester Arthur beard.
Are you ready, Jeffrey, Okay, here we go, Yeah, yeah,
why not. It's very strange he.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Doesn't want He's like, look up a little bit because
he's been mentioning this for how long that's a decade, yeah, forever,
Like you forget that was a president, you know, yes,
And because he would mention Chester ay Arthur, and I'd go,
who's that?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't even know who that is. We looked him
up and we're like, oh, that's I wouldn't know what
his beard looked like her as mustache or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
But it's very topical because that that new show came out, Yeah,
Death by Lightning about James Garfield as Chester Arthur was
his vice president.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh is that a good show? Somebody said that's a
good show. Yeah. Funny.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Yeah, because Chester Arthur stills a show in that. He's
really funny. He's a drunk who plays him? Oh yeah
he is in the show.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Somebody says the barber shouldn't perhaps be wearing rubber gloves,
but oh, oh hey, I don't know that's his tasty.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Right now, I'm glad, I went first, Who's coming out
of this the worst?
Speaker 10 (10:13):
Me?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Look at this ridiculous? But you can't even.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Tell you when Charlie comes up to you and starts
talking to you. So Charlie has no hair down the middle,
almost kind of like you rovers.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So it has this weird racing stride. But is that
common that guys just don't have hairr there? It's weird, Jenny.
Is it common that people are missing parts of their beard? Yeah,
I mean it's one of I feel like everybody. They
(10:50):
don't notice that on other people as much as you
know they notice it on themselves.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
But I feel like everybody, you know, I'd say a
good amount of people have weaker spots of their beard
that maybe someone else when I noticed that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I've seen, you know, a decent amount of people that beard,
who's beard is growing up to his eyeballs. That's actually
a very rare thing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's one of those things like it happens like it's
not I woantn't you know be jaw dropped if someone
walks into the barber shop like that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
But it's not a common is it? What is it
signified he's part wolf or raised by wolves? Chickens. All right,
back to the cutting hair, and Kyle says, does Jeffrey
have a bald spot on the top of his head?
(11:37):
But once a week some he has its headphones are
just sitting there.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
And he pushes it forwards, and then you get that
little pompadoor in the front and he's pushing all the
hair down.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Now, he is very thick.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
He has a nice nice He can do almost any style.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
The beard grows all over the face like a were wolf.
Doctor Finger says, Jeffrey could do beard modeling for sure. Yeah,
he's a Jeffery is a good looking guy. I mean
I said this, Why are you giving a dirty look there?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
He's a good looking guy.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
If he would keep up his appearances, he would be
a very good looking guy, right sure.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Oh and he's been showing me some of these AI
videos he's been making.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Looks really good in those videos. What's he doing in
the videos?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
An assortment of things.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
The latest one Mary Elizabeth wanted to see him as
a doctor, so maybe they should role play at home?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Is just that would be great for US taxpayers. If
Jeffrey was a doctor himself, we could stop sending her
to the hospital every week. He's actually starting to look good.
Jeffrey talks about the same amount and the barber series
that he does during the show, which is not at all.
I mean, I'm trying to. I don't want to break
(12:59):
his concentration, understanding, and you're good.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
So okay, I've tried, just the first time I've actually
had this done up by professional. I'll try doing it
myself where I would try to shave the whole like
at least at least try to shave the quarterer here
and try to bring it down like like at a
perfect angle.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm trying. We're gonna do it today, all right. Does
he normally talk at the barber? I wonder and conversation
This guy doesn't stop poking until he gets on the show.
But yes, he'll talk anybody. Yeah, you listen to want
to go? Yeah, I gotta I gotta hurry up and
get my beard shaved because I gotta go out to
my radio job. I have an appearance later. We're funny.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
I've not done any appearances in probably since pre pandemic.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, Jay is our professional barber. He's doing
Jeffrey who's in the chair right now the Chester A
Arthur Charlie, you're regretting the getting the neck hair only.
But it's if you look at me, aren't you? Aren't
you happy that you? I said, I would rather have that.
At least it's a styled look. I still feel like
(14:04):
a mess.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
That's the problem is I felt like a mess for
the last month, and at least yours looks on purpose.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Snincer you have. I forgot what Stince even looks like.
Hitler remembers, and he won't show him. You're lucky you've
got the reverse Hitler, because if you've got the Hitler
that you actually would kind of look he kind of
would actually look like him, to be honest with you.
With that little and Rachel in sales, she goes, I
(14:35):
went out and she was looking at it. She goes,
you look like Hitler. Why why do I look like Hitler?
I don't have a Hitler mustache. I don't know what
she's popular. I think this is a popular mustache for like.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
The twenties or something, right, I think, so, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Does he have the straight razor out now? Yes, he's
straight razoring jeffrees where it comes down from his eyeball
so that he has a Yeah, I get that. Yep.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yeah, this is the part I try to shave off
and try.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
To make it look symmetrical. Well he's doing it now
for you, it's going to look good. I can tell
it's already looking really good. I like this look. Actually
for him, it's just a little are you saying just
what he has right now or what the end results
it started? Look it looks madly. I don't know. It
looks really good style like a lumberjack.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Yeah, I remember why I saying beautiful as she said,
I could have been a hair model.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, all right. Now he's getting his chin shave because
the chester a Arthur is essentially mutton chops that go
into As we pull up a pic of chest, I'll
(15:46):
pull up another one. Yeah, oh all right. So that's
the look that Jeffery's going for. It isn't that weird?
Like if you think about that, you look at that
when I'm sure when he had this photo taken like
this is this is a style like this is this
is the best you're going to look like this was.
Speaker 8 (16:06):
And you only got like one picture. Yeah, so they're like,
this is gotta look good. He thinks he's got that
that crap on. You know what I mean he looks.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Weird. How styles changed, thankfully?
Speaker 7 (16:20):
God, do you remember the The Christmas Story? There was
a movie there was a guy that a very similar beer.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sound like this.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
He's the guy that tells Ralph ralb he goes, he goes,
what are you doing here? Probably goes, oh, we're here
to see and he goes, well, line's back that away.
And and so that's the only other I don't remember
the actress name, but it was that particular scene.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Okay, I love that scene. Uh, somebody sent a photo.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You want to slim anything down? Do we want to
bring down the bring it down a bit? I mean,
do you want to bring it lower in this way?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Don't you think I need to really to sort of
match the corner of the mustache.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
Ye, make it match the corner of the mustard. Here,
I got a picture of Chester up over here, I
mean longer. No, it is the same one.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Okay. Somebody sent a picture speaking of pictures, and they
said that I look like a d C comics, which
one one of the villains the.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Only after Charlie just walked out to say anything funny.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Only it's just like put this picture up Snit's egghead
from I guess is this from the Batman TV show
or so let me see here stand by, I've never
heard of Egghead. I haven't either, But did you get
that that email sent it? Oh? I got? Yeah. Here,
(18:11):
I'm saying that your mustache.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Here's mustache style as John Waters is teep b Shammy.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I called the shammy Waters.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Okay, that's funny when I go lower on the choppers
about what do you think?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
All right? What do you think, Charlie that it looks good?
That's the pro. So maybe this t cut off some
of this.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
If you could just look at I'll just that actual wow,
real barbares pants he's given.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, he's gonna temple he would type his real barber. Well,
that's true. It looks like Hugh Jackman. Make it look worse?
Can you get some lightning bolts into there? Would you say?
He looks like huge ASMANI bubble Bud?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
But yeah, yeah, I've never heard of this egg head man,
but I think it is it from Batman.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Yeah, and Harley Quinn hangs out with egg Man in
the comics.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh, okay, egg Man or egg Hack. He's an egg
is an egg? Yeah here is let me see I
think there was an egg man in the John Waters
movie too. I think he was that's interesting, looks so good. Yeah,
(19:47):
and the man Kevin Smith tray Deck says, holly crap,
you look just like Vincent Price. Although the conspiracy theories
are starting to roll in, I just sens or another
picture that someone sent in and they say that they
they put two photos side by side and they say
they see a resemble. That's here, just random photos. I guess,
(20:09):
off the off the internet. I guess all right, Jeffrey,
what do you think we're going to clean up the
net here? What do you what do you like? This
is awesome? He's the only one. And he said he's
(20:31):
gonna save it off right away.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
You got to keep this down because now you got
the blueprint, you can shave it every again. This is
your keep it up, this is your style, this is
your look. Now everyone needs a signature. Look, this is yours.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, he said, I could ever do this on my own. Well,
now you've already know if it's going you can you
just every three weeks you just keep it, keep shaving,
so now you know where it is and you just
shave off as it grows in. And he stumbled it
appears he looks great. Yeah, nice, nice, all right, good
job Jess and Jay Jay degree, all right, now we
(21:08):
have just go ahead, step right through all that hair
over there after for him after Jeffrey. Oh, okay. Jay
is from Black Cat Barbershop there on Detroit Road and
Gordon Square. You can follow him on Instagram. What's your
(21:29):
Instagram handle? It's actually on the cape. It's Marshall Lathers,
Marshall Lathers, Marshall Underscore lathers and then another underscore. Yes. Uh,
and you can follow him there. I appreciate you coming in.
And what do you do you go into the barbershop today?
How many people you normally do on today?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
It really depends on how many your hair and how
many your like hair and beard. Typically, I'd say it's
anyway from about eleven to fifteen.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Do you are you an employee of the place or
are you like an the pendent.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Contract or of those we're all independent contractors, so we
just pay a booth rent. So I say, you know
there's no requirement on hours, right, And what made you
decide to become a barber? I was a CNC machinist before,
and then you figured I could just do this on hair. Well,
you know, the thing is it's both removing material to
make something look better. Yeah, the same concept, but one
(22:20):
I felt like when I was sitting in the factory
every day, I just couldn't not see myself doing that
every day for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
You know.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
It was a great experience while I was there, but like,
the more I thought about being fifty years old and there,
the more I could.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Why because you are you just not talking with You're
not interc what is It's a little bit of everything.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I mean, it's the environment of just I mean when
you're in manufacturing a lot of the time. And don't
get me wrong, obviously manufacturing is going to be great
for a lot of people, but I felt like a
number you know, it doesn't matter who I am or
what I'm doing. All I got to do is come
in and make money for the big man. And if
I'm going to go in and bust my ass for anybody,
I'm going to go in and do it for myself.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Mm hm. So you know, it was one of those
things that are you making more money as a barber
than you were?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I mean you're gonna it tastes
time to get there, especially when you're doing things independently.
You know, obviously you're going to be at a shop,
and a shop is always gonna help, But in the
end of the day, it's not the shop's responsibility to
put someone in your chair. Obviously you benefit from being
at a shop because it is a place that people
can walk into, but like it's not the shop's job
to feed you. You know, obviously there's going to be
(23:22):
if you're at a good shop, you are going to
get some trickle in because of the shop, But you
know you.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Have to go out.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Yeah, And that's what I that's what I like about
the career. If you know, if I make what I want,
it's my fault, and if I don't, it's my fault.
So like at the end of the day, I get
to go home and I get to sit with myself
and whether I win or lose, it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
What is just tattoo you have on your neck here?
This is which one the grow? I mean, it's it's
it's all it's hard to defy. Okay, So that's actually
that's just.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
So's from a calligraphist down to Dayton. His name's Big
mess on Instagram. He's awesome, dude, but uh, just king
of nothing and king of nothing. So it's actually it's
from a band of Blood for Blood.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Okay, my favorite.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
But the line is I'd rather be a king of
nothing than a servant in a six society And it
kind of falls into the same realms of like, I'd
rather be the king of my own thing, even if
it is nothing, than be a servant in near castle.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And that's why you had to get out of the factory.
And then what's this other thing on your neck? Oh
that's a crow, I'll crow, Okay, I gotcha, all right?
And what is that? Why? Why get a giant crow
on the neck? Looks sweet? All right? I asked the guy.
This guy, at one time he had this huge I'm
talking this huge ass eagle. I mean the thing was huge,
and I'm like, so, why'd you get that eagle on
(24:36):
your on your And he was so offended that I
it was like he was offended that I asked, I'm like,
if you're gonna put a gigantic tattoo on you, someone
someone's gonna ask her, why did you decide to get that?
He answered, no, I don't know. Maybe maybe I asked
it in a weird way or something. I don't know,
but all right, Jay, well thank you, I appreciate it.
(24:57):
Problem he did great work, even though I look like
a complete tool his foot. Oh oh yeah, wait a second. Oh,
I kind of liked that idea because I will get
a Crystal's water friend very angry. What do you think
Crystal's legs, Charlie? Do you have any idea? No idea.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
She's been she's been itching to show me and Jeffrey
because she's like, these things are look so gross. And
I said, well, wait, I've gotta wait till we see
him on air. Do we have to shave a penis
into her legs? Since nobody got a penis? We shave
her legs, except we leave a hairy penis.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Right on the thigh. I wonder if it would work
with as much hair as it your Puerto Rican legs, girl, Probably.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
If your legs are as thick as Jeffrey's beard.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
No, not near that. All right, let me take a
quick break. How would you even do that? If you
shaved the penis onto her? Like, would you trace the
penis out and then shave all the all the way?
Uh huh all right, and and you it sounds like
you were almost begging Jay to shave you a lot.
She wants, Yes, she does. Oh, I hope Skinny doesn't
(26:05):
here today's show. I've got to take a break. Stick
around Jay and you can feel up Crystal our phone screener.
In just a second, we'll be right back on Rover's
Morning Glory.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Hang on now, back to Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
All right, Jay was doing our facial hair today after
no shave November. He's a professional barber. He came in
and gave me the John Waters, Dave Schnitzer the reverse Hitler,
gave Charlie the nothing but neck, and gave Jeffery a
pretty damn good look in there. This is.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yeah, he's proud of it. He's walking around office.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm so proud.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh he likes it. It ghost talks that Ashley found
her and said, what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Get there's three women actually that work work work here
and he you all like, oh, yeah, it makes me
feel good.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
His neck is breaking out or something.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
It's just a little it's probably these clippers are sharpened
up a little.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Bit so that will fade.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
But they it's just from probably flying through the amount
of hair that we got.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Here's a straight on of Jeffrey right here. You want
to see. Looks good, nice, all right, So Jeffery, what
we're gonna do is Krystal has her legs that she's
been growing out for the month of November, and nobody
got the penis on their face because that was I
just told Jago, Thank god I didn't get the penis.
(27:50):
I have a doctor's appointment later today. This is not
a good look that I have going on right now,
but at least it's not a penis on the side
of my face. So nobody got the penis. So what
I was thinking, as crystalised to have her leg shape,
why don't you put your penis on Crystal's leg? We
trace around now, okay, and then you shave everywhere. What
do you think you'll just leave a dirt mark. I
(28:13):
don't know if you can. You go for that.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Just you know, you got a relationship now, So we
just draw good at drawing penises, I think she has.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
You can just draw a good outline of a penis.
He's still good at that. Okay, we could do that too,
Although speaking of relationship, somebody says that Crystal is getting
very flirty with Jay the barber. I hadn't noticed, but
I I'll take their word for it. All right, Crystal,
come on and let me see what give her the
shifts and wireless headphones. I don't know where they all are.
(28:45):
If these ones a right over here? Change? What's the no?
You keep asking me? Attitude? You keep asking Take those
ones right there? These right there, the ones that she's
got her own headphones?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
You can plug into the device?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, all right, So Crystal, you've gone
the entire months not shaving your legs. Is that right?
Oh wait, let me turn on your mic. What's it? Yes? Okay?
Are you very hairy naturally? Because you're Puerto Rican?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
I would say, yeah, yeah, I'm hairier than white girls
for sure.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
And you said that you started shaving your legs at
the age of probably like eight, between eight and ten. Yeah, yeah,
all right, and so you have grown quite I mean,
I I haven't seen this, but I'm kind of grossed
by women that have hairy legs. I know, over the
past few years it's turned into a thing where they're like,
I'm powerful, I'm strong, and you can't make me shave
(29:42):
my legs. That's so I don't know what this is.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I haven't felt powerful or strong. I will tell you
that not at all. Skinnys hated it. He just is
so grossed out by it. He says that he started
dating of the mall. Yeah, he does feel that way. Yeah,
he still rubs my legs and I'd say my thighs
are better than.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
I thought they would be from the knee down.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
That's where I and I started lotioning them and then
lotioning the hairs down, and that's when I'm starting to
feel like I'm ready to get rid of this hair.
It is absolutely disgusting. So I've also been wearing knee
high socks. I've been trying to protect my boyfriend as
much as possible from viewing or touching this hair.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
See you and now you put Jay This has a
question when you have a beard, what should you put
in there? Sometimes I would put beard oil in there.
I don't like that look. It kind of makes it
look a little greasy, but so when I also want
beard band roof.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
So when it comes to beard balb versus beard oil,
beard oil tends to be more of the choice for
people with shorter beards. They're both going to do essentially
the same thing. But balm doesn't transfer to your shirt
when you get a longer beard, so most of the
guys who had bigger beards switch over to balm. Eventually,
oil is going to be a little bit more. You
(30:58):
can stretch it out a little bit more where the
it's gonna take a lot more like at the same
point one, Like I said, with the big beard, one's
going to transfer.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
So all right, Christ, what are you gonna do over here? How?
I don't know to work.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
I don't know how you're gonna see this because I
feel like you would need to see it a little
closer up than you would then from far away, Like
I don't think from far away you'd be able to
even notice that I have hairy legs, Like.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh, we got zoom in the camera? You want to
you want to shit in the chair here? What do
you want to sure? I'll sit? Okay, she's getting into
the barber chair, all right, stand by, Yeah, it's not
crazy noticeable. Taking off my sock slowly. Oh yeah, so hot?
Can you see it? I can't? I can see it
(31:41):
with my eyes. I'm sure. I'm sure Jay can see it.
I cannot see that. Can see that, Charlie. No, I'm
very underwhelmed.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
I would like to put this up close to Charlie.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Come in here and take a look at it, Charlie,
and let me see.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I don't think I've ever seen my hair my leg
like this since I was a child.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I feel like the way you were describing it, thought
they were gonna be a lot with Yeah, it's not
that bad.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It's not as bad as but it's still disgusting. And
I will tell you no hair grows on my calf.
Both calves are hair free, weird, very strange. And my
thighs I thought would be hairer. Yes, really nothing. You
can barely even tell that I have hair on my thighs,
(32:27):
and I shave all the way up.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
But it's much better than I expected it to be.
All right, So what's the game plan? To shave this?
Do much for over? I don't think you care. You're
not really gonna be able to make a shape out
of that?
Speaker 8 (32:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
No, not enough to make a penis? Okay, No, it's
it's sad. We have to glue the leftover hair to
her legs. We can down there. I do have an
idea for this leftover hair. Oh well, you know it's
towards the end of the show. Maybe here's here's her
leg hair zoomed down. If you want to see it,
you could see it. Oh, okay, a little. It's not soft,
(33:05):
too softer than I thought it would that bad. It's not. Wow,
that's that's a month here. You want to see it
up close? I want to come close to you. Shaved
my legs? How fast they would grow back? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Because Charlie's leg hair is thick and luscious.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, I'm very that is. That's really not that bad.
And some of them are growing. Some of them aren't
like yea, some are really long like these. She's been
thinning out this head. She's been doing something like five
or something something over here? All right, all right, somebody
(33:42):
wants you to just take off your pants and shave
your legs whatever? All right, what's what's the matter? Giant?
Do you see it? Look at that hair on the microphone?
Jeffrey hair? All right, let's uh, let's let's somebody Jeffrey
Jay who's gonna shave her legs? Are you gonna shave
(34:04):
your legs? What's the point? What's the game plan?
Speaker 9 (34:06):
Over here?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
I did bring a brand new razor if you want
me to shave them? Okay, all right, sure it's a
straight razor. Can you really use that? I guess you
could use it good.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
If you want to collect the hairs, the straight raisers
probably the better way to go about it than a
regular razor.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I would think.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
No, both of I think both regardless are going to
have shaving jaels, so it's not going to be like
the same type.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Of the straight razor. Let's do the straight razor. We'll
let Jay straight razor. Never straight razor. Legs in my
life first, really first for everything, Jay, haress those legs
while you're doing that too, just in order to piss
off her boyfriend who gets very jealous, crunchy heel looks
at her or your crunchy heel. What do you mean
(34:50):
by my.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
Feet are gross? My feet are disgusting. I hope I
don't scratch you with it. I need a peed of cure.
I'm about to to do one of those. I bought
one of those pedicure socks to have my feet peel.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, those peelings. Oh those that's the That
is the most disgusting thing you've ever done. I did
that on my feet once and oh man, it's so
naz Yes, baby, I think or something and it just
makes your skin. Which leg do you want? Whichever one?
Is this one better because it's closer to you, doesn't
matter me, that's fine. Should I put it up here
(35:25):
on the desk on a chair, let's here, and then
spread those legs? Yeah, a little wider, a little wider.
Uh huh. Oh, he's lathering up her legs. Marshall ladders, Oh,
Marshall ladders. Yeah. I've never heard of shaved jail before.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
I guess I never thought about you guys, lining up
and actually being able to see.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
You don't know what that shaved gel looks like. I
mean basically, when you shave, you have you have shaving
you have like Gellette makes a shave gel I use sometimes. Yeah,
I'm ready as ready as I will be. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
Think I've ever had anybody else get.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Rid of my hair before? What about bush hair? You've
never had somebody shave your bush before? Not even when
I was pregnant.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I still did it myself just by feel they're there there,
and then ask.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Hed is it all right? Does she? He could use
these straight the straight razor to shave down your bunions.
Stand by just that one line paper towel due that
one line looks great. Alrighty straight razoring her Crystal's legs
(36:45):
right now, getting all of her Puerto Rican leg hair off.
How far up does this? You did? You just not
shave from the knee.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
Down, or I let the whole leg go Yeah, just
to see what experiment for myself? You've been letting the
bush go to or oh no, no, no, that thing
can yeah, okay, that thing gets.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Schnitzer's beard times ten.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Oh, I couldn't do that to Skinny.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Here's someone who says, if if Skinny doesn't is afraid
of Crystal's legs, I was expecting were wolf legs, it's
a disappointment. He How could he be this.
Speaker 8 (37:28):
Discuss the gross this discuss I mean, it's still gross,
it's just.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Not as gross as it could be.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, like you, guys, I felt unkempt it just and
every time Thanksgiving ran around, I was like, I'm gonna
So many times I would pick up my razor to go, oh,
I'm going somewhere. And you want to, as a woman
feel good from top to bottom. So we'll do the
whole entire routine, wash your hair, shave your legs, and
but it has saved me a lot of time in
the shower because I know I'm going to be in
(37:56):
the shower for twenty minutes if I'm going to be
doing the whole should so to not have to do
the legs.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
It's kind of an in and out. Really, how long
do you I Every time I get in the shower,
it's twenty minutes and I don't even have any hair,
like standing in the water. Yeah, it doesn't feel good.
I mean, oh, I like it so smooth. Eric, you're
onover morning morning.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
Eric, stand up, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
How are you amen? Nothing?
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Nothing, I got one for you, yes, all right man.
So I'm about in your age, sir. And when I
was in middle school, it was a cool thing, you know,
land farmstrong, shave your legs, you move, You ride a
bike faster, you run faster if you run.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Haero dynamics, yeah, aero dynamic. Yeah. I guess what.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Thirty years later, you look like a wookie, your leg
hair groosy, and you look like Chewbacca.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
So you think that you shaved your legs. You were
shaving your legs as a young man, and you believe
that now you have you have extra hairy legs because
of that exactly now are old you put it all that.
Believe that our old phone screener was very angry because
we did something where we had to shave his chest
(39:07):
and he believed that his chest hair was going to
grow back.
Speaker 8 (39:10):
I think extra extra thick. This is not true because
I've shaved a bunch growing up. I still can't grow
a beard. I just don't think that's now.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
If I don't think so either, I don't think that
there's any truth to that. I don't even know why
scientifically it would be. You know, and Crystal, if she
shaves her legs every day, or any woman they shave
their legs every day or however often, if they let
it grow, she let it grow, she would have incredibly
thick leg hair after all these years of shaving. So
(39:39):
I don't think that that's I think that's an old wife.
Speaker 7 (39:42):
It's funny about my legs is if you look at
you guys who've seen my legs, are they're like bald.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, my legs were hairier than Jeffrey's.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I think from his socks. I think his socks rip
out his hair as they just hairless, and his shin's not.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
I heard that also is some sort of is it
diabetes can cause that or something can cause there was
some condition that you can have. All right, we are
going to uh gather up this hair. Oh that's okay,
all right, hold on, he's he's down there. What do
you think of those nasty feet? Jay?
Speaker 5 (40:14):
I even tried to pumic stone them this morning, just
in case I had to take my sock off.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Uh huh. Well, luckily I'm paying attention to the leg.
I have never looked at the feet yet, so I
don't want to take my eyes off. Yeah, don't. I
don't want you to cut. Yeah, that should be good.
All right. So how do you feel, Crystal, first time
shaving in a month. Just oh, it just looks so
much It looks so much better if you have what
(40:43):
if you just leave one leg shaved, one leg unshaved,
and that'll be like the half beard, but you have
the half legs. Oh, we're addressed at the Christmas party? Yeah, okay,
all right, let me see here. Jay Wren a black
Cat barber shop on Detroit Road and Gordon Square five
them on Instagram Marshall Underscore Lathers Underscore is his name
(41:04):
on Instagram. Uh, thank you Jay for coming in. And
do you get people when they they They've probably had
the same customers, sometimes some of them for years and years.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
I mean, at this point, I'd say the vast majority
of my customers are pretty much regulars over the last
probably five sixs.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Does everyone talk when they come in here? Because I'm
not a real outgoing guy. So one of the reasons
why I don't like going out in public is like
you talk to people and it's just talking. Like like
I go to the dentist, they want to talk to
me the entire time I'm in the dental chair. Do
people Is there a lot of chit chat at the
at the barber?
Speaker 4 (41:39):
I mean, I think everybody goes to the barber for
a different reason. I feel like some people go for
the social, you know, aspect, and some people want to
go there and talk.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
You know. I feel like sometimes you just had to
follow their lead.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, you know, It's one thing I remind myself is,
you know, I'm the one who's being paid, So it's
one of those it's my job to adapt. So if
I you know, I start to throw a couple of
questions and I'm getting one word answers. I started to
get the idea that you don't want to talk, so
you know, you start to quiet.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You do a lot of advice. Do people talk to you,
oh my bitch girls? Oh yeah, I mean yeah, there's
there's a good amount of that.
Speaker 8 (42:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
I always say, we're the haircuts free, you're paying for
the therapy.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
What's funny is, like I always heard, you always see
a movie coming to America they always talk about remind
me of like how you always talk about one subject
boxing in a barber shop, because I remember my grandpa
used to take me to a barbershop.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
It's no longer business.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Guy passed away many many years ago, but he was
his barber and he'd started taking either and it's I
would just sit there and it would just listen to
my grandpa to talk about boxing. And I was that'site,
like the only thing they talked about. And I think
I threw one out. I threw out this hypothetical once.
I said, this is the height of Mike Tyson being
heavyweight champion in the world. And I said, what do
(42:51):
you think would happened? I asked the barber. My grandpa
was with me, because what do you think would happen
if you put if you took Mike Tyson and Jill
was get both in your prime and you put him
in a ring.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
They didn't have a discussion. Who do you think would win?
Just straight razor and cut out your customer's tongue? All right, Jay, well,
thank you for coming in. I appreciate it. Uh, Jeffery,
you look very good with your style in there. The
Chester a Arthur Charlie looking good with nothing but neck,
(43:23):
not net neck, and the reverse Hitler that Snitzer has
in there. Looking. What do you think your wife's gonna
say about this? Snitz? Oh? I started to laughing. I
sent a picture to her, all right, and I got
the John Waters or the egghead. We've got to wrap
things up. The aftermath is starting in just a few
minutes on RMG plus. If you don't subscribe to r
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