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November 19, 2025 37 mins
Rover hates the latest J. Crew sweater. Duji has an update on her breast burns. Concrete slide burn. JLR does his hair before talking to the sales girl. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jeffrey. He's really dedicated and loves his job. It's a
pretty stressful job, so too bad.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's his other job at the Fins Company. Welcome back
to rovers morning.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Glory Shusy coming up in just a moment. What do
you have on the way?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Do I think it's kind of comical what the louver
the museum is about to do right now. I'll give
you an update on their situation and their museum next.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sniz, do you have this picture of this j Cruz
sweater that people are going crazy over.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It's a men's sweater.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I don't know one dude that would wear this,
Honest to god, I mean, this is the most effeminate
sweater I've ever seen in my entire life.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
It's pink and it has like this Look at this
thick I like that.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's one hundred and sixty eight dollars to look like
a douche.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Why, old lady, it's a Grandma sweater, not a Gramma sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh would wear this.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
It's just pink and it has kind of like a
wider neck. But then this pattern that goes around the
neck to the shoulders.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I don't think it looks elderly. There's also a.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Scene though from that pattern. Yeah, right, weird, weird looking sweater. Yeah,
there's a seam right under there there.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It is honest to god, if you saw that in
I mean that that's a that's a woman's sweater, right,
everyone can agree this is men can wear that.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
But if you show me this picture just as it
is with no man in them as the model, I
would immediately think this is a woman's sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Of course, nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
About the guy wears, just saying the color like a
fish is like a forest green.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Style wise too. It's just and I'm not saying that
a man can't wear pink. Some men can pull pink off.
It looks great on them. Answer, Miami soccer team can
pull that off. They wear pink. That's our unif form color.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
But it's it's I don't know any dude that would
wear that. Are they just trying to get in the
news with putting a guy making a guy? And do
you think when you show up, you're like, oh cool,
I got this modeling gig.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
This will be nice. I'm gonna be in their catalog
or online or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
And you show up and they go, Okay, we're gonna
put you in this girl sweater.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You think guess Guy's like, oh man, I think Charlie
could pull that off. Oh I think he was like adorable?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Are you kidding me? Terrible?

Speaker 7 (02:28):
What?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Please buy this for him, Rover and make him wear it.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It'd be worth one hundred and sixty eight dollars to
see him prance in here.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
He could wear flannel underneath.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
It.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Is J Crew still popular amongst men's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I don't know, I've is that.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Do they even have stories or is that only online?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
They have stores in like fancy or remember what When
I was a kid it was the J Crew catalog.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yes, but I didn't know they actually have stores too. Yes, yes,
a Cracker Park never. I don't think I've ever been
in one of these. The last when you read them all,
it's been a long time, real long time. Yeah, Land's
End and J Crew similar. Uh, Dougie, are you ready

(03:19):
for the Yes, Choosy, here we.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Go, Kitzy, I'll rovers morning glory.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Former US Treasury Secretary Larry Summers has resigned from the
board of the tech company open AI, just days after
announcing he was stepping away from public commitments because of
his connection to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
And I don't know exactly what this guy was up
to other than it said I read something.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Well, I don't know. I read that he had.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
This was after I think Epstein was already convicted. He
continued emailing back and forth with Epstein, and he asked
Jeffrey Epstein advice, love life, How can I get into
the pants of this Yeah, female economists, I mean that's
what these nerds are are talking about. How do I

(04:08):
get into the pants of this female economist that I
want to screw? So there was more than that or whatever,
But that's that's enough. You got to step step back, James, Yes,
he is stepping back.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
The head of the Louver Museum says that they have
put new surveillance cameras in and anti intrusion systems still
or they're putting them in. They're in the process of
putting all of that in to protect too late.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
You think they'd have all this stuff already? Right?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, this is how long ago was the heist? Why
was it the next day?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, in order look that that's a huge building, and
in order to it doesn't matter. Modernize whatever security they
haven't play.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
She would have already thought they'd have all this stuff, but.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
They probably have to have a company come in and
bid on it, and they had to develop a planet.
It's not something you can just do overnight. I don't
think they're sticking a nest cam up in.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
The loof the cameras, right.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I would have done a better job than whatever they
apparently had in place to begin with.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Some one hundred of them.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
These cameras will be up and running by the end
of next year. That week year, we're gonna put one
hundred cameras. This whole system anti intrusion systems will start
to be put in place in two weeks and it
won't get done until the end of next year.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You're very you know, they don't work as hard over
there in Europe.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
They only work four days.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
They take summer vacations for a month at a time.
You know, they have other things to do.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
They said that it's all part of more than twenty
emergency measures that will be implemented.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
So NASA is.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
In the news because they're holding a live event today
to hear images of three slash at list. It's an
interstellar comet making its way through our solar system. It
was discovered back in July, and the comment is just
the third object entering our solar system that's been confirmed
to be from somewhere else in the galaxy.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
The event is set for three pm Eastern.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It'll be cast on the NASA app and the NASA website,
YouTube channel, and Amazon Prime.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
And the comment, of course, will pose no threat to Earth.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
But if you like stuff like that, what are they
live streaming a comment.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
That is no?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I know, but.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
They're going to show images and share information about this comment.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
This is that one that they keeps saying, Oh it's
some dude from Harvard, So this is an alien craft
and it's slowing down or speeding up, or orbs are
coming off of it. All this ridiculous nonsense. He could
be your aliens? Just why and by go on?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Kevin Constant reportedly is in talks to play former President
Bill Clinton and a new political drama series titled United.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Who Is?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I missed it?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Are you okay? You were just sitting here listening? No,
I missed who you said?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
The first?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Kevin Costner?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Kevin Costner, Okay, the.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Show Who is.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
All of this is backed by Leonardo DiCaprio's company.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
This will center on a.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Nineteen ninety nine United Nations peace mission, and Kevin Costner
was in talks to play them. I think that'd be
a great cast as Bill Clinton, don't you.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I love Kevin Costner.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Ai.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yes, I don't know what happened in nineteen ninety nine
they're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's just when he got on the Epstein plane and
looked to Africa or whatever. Bill blended, timor.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Timur you know what happened in nineteen ninety nine with
President Clinton.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
No? Well I don't either, all right, go on, Bill Clinton.

Speaker 8 (07:54):
Speaking of Bill Clinton, I was listening to a press
conference that was given by Epstein's victim m M and
one of them actually mentioned that Bill Clinton was on
his private plane the little expresses, as the media likes
to refer to it as see.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't know if he was on that plane, but
he did take a private jet with Jeffrey Epstein. They
went on a trip to Africa with a bunch of
other people. Virginia Jeoffrey was there. There's a picture of
her giving Bill Clinton a neck rub. Remember she was
a masseuse when she was recruited by Epstein from mar

(08:34):
A Lago. And but whatever, this accuser did they say
anything or this victim, did they say anything.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
About Bill Clin just heard that he was on private
private play with Epstein's Yeah, you know, but that's the
first time I've actually heard him heard her directly say that.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay, go on dish.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
God this whole East timor or whatever. I would never
in a million years watch this series like this is
what happened in East Bill Twinkle's administration back in nineteen
ninety nine. They responded to the crisis by supporting the
deployment of an international peacekeeping force, leading the US to
provide intelligence support while the United Nations Security Council authorized

(09:20):
the multinational force.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
If this sounds way too cerebral for you, it could
be good. I really like that show The Diplomat on Netflix.
That is I think they had the I think season
three or whatever came out about watch any of those
a few weeks ago, and I watched it all in
like one day. It was a good show. His impeachment

(09:42):
started in ninety nine. Also Clinton, Yeah is it about No?

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Clinton was impeached in ninety six after it was re
elected again on January seventh, nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Oh, who's right? Who's wrong? I'm going to say Schnitzer's wrong.
I could be who's right wrong.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
I'm just saying he was the actor was like he
was in peached because of the it was in the
it was in the second term.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
He was in peached because of the Lewinsky scandal. January
seventh through February twelfth, nineteen ninety nine. Wikipedia is wrong,
it could be go on there.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Finally, Martha Stewart is in a three way with Snoop
Dogg and Doctor Dre. Martha's lending her entertaining expertise to
create cocktail recipes using their still gin, and she already
shared her first concoction called water Mellie. She says that
still Gin changed her perspective on gin, and she says

(10:37):
it's her go to spirit now.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
So she is teaming up.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I swear between Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
They have their hands. Oh my god, he's doing them.
She gets Yeah, I mean like everything I don't know
to be smart.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's brilliant because she went to prison, remember, for some
sort of insight or trading or something. She was able.
You'd think, Okay, you're going to be ruined after that,
but now she was anger than that. I'm out exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
That Sushisi on Rovers Morning Glory so much good.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
You want to bend over and kiss our ass. Watch
live right there on your stupid smart phone. Just search
for Rovers Morning Glory in the App Store or Google Play.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Romeo says that sweater that we were looking at, that's
J Crew says, is a men's sweater. He says, it's
a fair Isle sweater. That's the price. All the sweaters
made in the Aisles are high quality and made well
and last nice.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I don't know what fair Isle.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Is, I s l E Island somewhere or whatever, but
they can't make them any more masculine looking than that.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
They all look like this, But who's the same? Men
can't wear pink, of course they can. That looks great.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
If it was solid colored without the pattern, would you
like it more?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I mean, here's a burgundy. This is great. It's a
really different thing. No, there's not that color. No, there
is a seam, you just can't see it because of
the color.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yes, a sea, Yes, it's a totally different sweating fush,
you're blind, you have no fashion scents over there.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You have socks on today. I saw you walking around.
You get these uggs on, and I didn't see any socks.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I did this. I actually did this just to piss
you off.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
What is it? Oh?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Is it flash colored socks?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I thought she had no socks on it. I was
gonna tell you gotta wear socks.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
You do, yeah, because I had some oggs slippers and
I wore those with no socks, and my feet starts sweating.
And then those things get nasty. There's no way that
you can recover. No, they're just ruined forever. You cannot
clean those things. They turned super disgusting. And chicks, I
don't know when it was when ugs became a thing.
We're talking like thirty years ago or whatever. I don't

(13:15):
know how long it's been. Chicks were walking around with
no socks and ugs, wearing like jeans and no socks,
and they're like, that's the way you're supposed to do it.
That is so nasty and so disgusting because your fish sweat,
your feet's sweated, and those sons of bitches mine aren't
because you have socks on. If you don't have socks,

(13:37):
your feet will sweat like crazy in that wool or
whatever it is.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
She we have appare of slippers that doe you put it.
I don't think he ever recovered from your douchey seat
my bunyon and she can't fit her feet. She only
sperries the boat shoes.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's nasty.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Socks that's gross too.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Grows after a while if your feet are sweating in them. Yeah,
the souls inside there are nasty. I'm one of the
same shoes as Douchey right now, but minor are all
d brand, all the brands slippers, Yeah, they are the.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Dupes for the city style.

Speaker 8 (14:18):
But different, mate, but different, you know, make I know
there's things like there's like footwear that personally I don't
I'm not a big fan of. I'm not beyond crocs, ugs,
flip flops.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You never catch me wearing the dudes that too, okay.
Steven says she did not go to jail. Speaking to
Martha Stewart, she didn't go to jail for insider trading.
It was for lying to the FBI and the sec
was trade.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Lie to those entities about a stock trade.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And one big Homie says, why do you care about
masculinity in the public. You're the least masculine person on
the show, and there's two women. You do nothing masculine?
Who cares what color a sweater is? Charlie's on the
show too, don't forget about it. Yeah, well he's more masculine.
May I'm the least masculine person on the entire show.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
You're talking about watching shows?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Have you seen The Chair Company on h Max Robinson?
It is so good. It's a comedy and I would
almost say it's like a dramedy because it's very dramatic,
but it is hilarious.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, it is about thirty minutes.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
It's about a conspiracy and he's trying to unravel this
conspiracy the whole time. But it's super silly and it's
a quick watch, but it's really really cool. Tell me
it's only thirty minutes total, thirty minute episodes. There's a
five or six episodes out right now?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
And why is it called The Chair Company's Wing after?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Yeah, it's a big conspiracy you find you gotta watch
to find out.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Okay, all right, I do have to take a right
Our number is eight sixty six Yo, Rover, Dougie hater
Dave seventy two year on Rover's Morning Glory. Good morning,
douche hater Dave, Good morning Rover. Two things.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
First of all, do you realize it's gonna take It
took longer for you to renovate your apartment than it's
gonna take to build the wash of the White House Ballroom.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Oh, it's not lost on me.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
There's a high rise building that I believe is approximately
fifty stories that's a couple of blocks away from a
Bankruptcy Box.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
They started, They poured the foundation.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Of that high rise building right when I started construction.
They finished it about nine months ago. They finished a
fifty story building. People are moved in there. They finished
a fifty story building in the amount of time. It's
less time than it's taken to remodel Bankruptcy Box. And
they're building a soccer stadium in Miami, four into Miami.

(17:02):
That is, they just started that like not even a
year ago, and that's probably gonna be finished by the
time Bankruptcy Box is done. So it's it's it's ridiculous.
None of that is lost on me, douge hater Dave.
But why are you turning on me and how stupid
I am for.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
You're gonna ask something to.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Say about.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Well, I gotta ask your question. Yes, I don't know
if you guys talked about it, I might have missed it.
But how's those puppies doing? Did you go to the doctor?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Im? Oh, your boobs are so hot?

Speaker 7 (17:39):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
They are? Literally?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Okay, douge hater Dave seventy two stand by for that.
I want to hear that update. John says ugs were
made by surfers and are meant to be worn without socks. Okay, Well,
no chick is surfing as she's walking, you know, through
them all or whatever like it. Surfers, no socks, I
don't know. Wait, fine, go ahead, where are those without socks?

(18:08):
For a month, and then sniff them and tell me
how it turns out. We'll be right back. Hang.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
If you're waking up listening to r MG right now
and you're laying next to a hideous beast, judge Dougie
and tell her she's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Laid for work.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Here we go, Welcome back to Roper's Morning Glory.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Jeff, you're in your line.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Stogie's new nickname to be Salties after she burnt her booms.
Do you think it smelled like steak cooking when you
had those heating pads in your bra?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
You don't have putlets for booths. So she showed us
a picture. I mean, this is disgusting. You're just so gross.
She or, are you working in the donut truck? Is
where you were?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And she said it was windy and cold, so she
stuck those hand warmers, the kind that you would put
inside of your glibs, a little thing.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
To shake them off. Yep, and she stuffed those in
her bra. I didn't know that was something that women do.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
And then the following day she was like, oh, you know,
there's something that somebod get some irritation. Her boobs literally
boiled and you can see a photo of this.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's the most well timed and appropriate sound of the
fact I've heard all year.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
I mean, that is really nasty.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
They're all you know, that's just puss filled Yeah, blisters
on her actual boobs. All right, So you said yesterday
that you I think you said you were going to
go to the urgent care. Yeah, sorry, I'm and the
itch this. Oh my god, this beard, it's killing me.
I'm it wasn't itching for a while, but it's back

(20:08):
to itching now. This no shave November. I don't know
why anybody would do this, Why did I agree to
do this? Anyway, don't feel bad.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
We all we met Charlie and you, yeah, roped into
it too.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
And look at his hair. It's your your beard, and
don't you can't shave at all. This thing is becoming
it's creeping up on your eyeball. Man, it's about I
would say, a fingers with from the bottom of his
high to the top of his to the top of
his beard. I've never seen facial hair go up that high,
but he's a that's a manly man. You kinda look

(20:45):
good with a beard, Jeffrey.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
I always thought I look better clean shit, But it
shaves like thirty years off of the age.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I don't know. I think if you were to trim
up that beard and make it nice and neat, I
think it would have.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Done that before, where I would just well, I would
trim like like right here, so it's right, so it
kind of like goes like with my jaw.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, maybe maybe not quite like that, but just we
could help you out a little bit if you need anyways, Well,
the idea is to make it look like yours when
it's nicely trimmed. I like that.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
So you're trying to you look up to me at
my beard growing skills.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
Okay, And I try to shave my neck like right
route right around here as best I can, to try
to eat it up and make it look nice, to
make it look like mine.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, what's the way my dad has it?

Speaker 8 (21:33):
My dad has this beard dump like that and it's
officially it keeps it really short and tight.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Let's get back to sizzletines.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
So you, uh, you said you were going to go
to the urgent care or something.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Boy, I'd love to see you walk in.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't know if you did, but I'd love to
see you walk in and put that on the admission thing,
like what are you here for?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I did go.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I walked in and everyone's sick and they're like, it's
about an hour wait, And I said, can I make
an appointment?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
She's like, yeah, let's schedule you for later in the day.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
So I went later in the day and as I
was sitting there surrounded by germs, I was filling out
the form.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
They're like, what is it for? And I said burned
chest that I put and then I have.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
A I'm sitting there. I have this experience of this
elderly woman. She storms out and she goes, I'm leaving.
This is ridiculous. I've waited for over an hour. I'm
sitting in this room. No one's come to talk to me.
What is going on? Actually I don't care, and I'm
leaving and she storms out. So she leaves, and I'm like, okay,

(22:40):
here we go. This is going to take a while.
So I get called in. I sit in the room
forty five minutes I do wait and the walls are
very thin and you can hear everything that's going on.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
So I'm like, okay, great.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I have my bra on a zip up hoodie so
that I can easily show my boobs to the doctor.
And I'm just praying that it is a female, not
a male.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
It was a female.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Comes in and they look at everything and I have
second to gray.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Burns, second to gray burns on your bowt my chest.
One of that.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
She said, it looks like one of them has popped
one of the bubbles. So she gave me this dressing,
this burn dressing. So I am all dressed up with
gauze over it, and then I have another dressing that
I did yesterday and then this morning, and then last

(23:35):
night this morning, and then I'll do one tonight. She is, now,
did you learn your lesson? Are you going to never
put them back there? But I don't know. And the
doctor even said, she's like, if it's hot, don't you
take them out? And I said, well, obviously, and I
wasn't outside the whole time. If you feel if you
put your hand on a hot stove, you're like, it's hot,

(23:57):
remove it.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Your instinct is to remove.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
If it's a chemical burn, I don't know what it is,
but it and and now it's like China heals. So
there's a little bit more pain.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
So Hiro in Los Angeles says, no offense, but what
a beautiful rack. Thank you. It is a speedy recovery.
Thank you, my love. Ramrod says, is Jeffrey sick? He
sounds pretty stuffed up. You're sick, buddy, No, I'm fine.

(24:30):
He got a sore throat.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
No, he did yesterday. Yeah, he did yesterday. He said,
you had a sore throat yesterday? He recovered already. I mean,
you get Charlie sick.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Now did he get Charlie sick?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
He's out today? Yeah, well I didn't get him sick.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
So I mean, when if JLR's throat doesn't hurt anymore,
and it did hurt and Charlie's throat just started hurting.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
H huh, so maybe Jeffrey did give him the sick. Jeffrey,
I had I heard a rumor that you might be
spreading COVID around the officer. What what that's right.

Speaker 8 (25:08):
I've rover. I've actually myself. I tested myself three in
the pandemic. I tested myself like forty year times.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, I heard that somebody at at your I don't
know if this is true or not, but somebody emailed
and said that two people you work with have COVID.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
No that's true.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
No, it's not hear anything about that.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Look, I don't care. Like if somebody if you told
me that ebola or whatever that thing is, where do
you bleed from your eyeballs, your nipples or wherever? That
I don't.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I don't want that. But if somebody's like.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Uh ooh, somebody like three buildings down as COVID, you go,
and so what.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
I like to know who the who the who the
spreader is or who this rumor spreader is, because.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
The spreader is what they're allegend you're the germ sad.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Yeah, funny, that's I don't think it's funny either, But
I know I'm not spreading germs, okay, so that person
can can go blank himself.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Not COVID germs.

Speaker 8 (26:12):
Yeah, and I've never had and I don't think me personally.
I never had COVID. I vaccinated boosted all that bs nice.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Try to yea COVID had j l R five years ago.
You were vaccinated boosted.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Right, Yes, but you're missing my point. I've never had it.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
There have been times I would think, but uh I
would I got myself tested if.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Necessary, and he came back negative.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
And I did a Google search that certain blood types
are more recent can fight it.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
Why did you do a Google search for that?

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Because I've heard of something in the news or something
that's been discussed about certain blood types.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm not having any.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Sense, but I can still taste all my food, I.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Can smell, but he can't park because this morning I
went to try to park next to him, and I
had to readjust a couple of times, which I thought
was weird, and then I was like, f it, I'm
just going to park in a different spot because I
obviously can't because when I parked in between the lines perfectly,
his car was so close opened my door.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yeah, so I when I reparked, I came back.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
And I looked and I was like, I don't know
if this is egregious or not.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Let me see when you take a pic. Oh my god,
he's that back tire halfway over.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
You're on the line.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
You're on the line, not agreed, And I looked at it,
so I didn't bother correct because I half the times
out of get in here.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
But it's not egregious because.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
I'm not over the entire I'm not encroaching on the
next space.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So you tell me, because you're only on ninety percent
of the yellow line and there's a sliver still visible
to the right of your tire that you're in the clear.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
Yeah, I mean, like I'm it's like, it's not like
I'm encroaching over both lines on the line. I'm not
encroaching into the space directly next to me. What IFI
was parked the same way, what would you what would
you say, I, I just like I stopped doing that
because I keep thinking. Well, we'll tell you I give
a lot of credit. She actually parked off perfectly, I thought.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
But I don't know. I just thought I just because
I had to.

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Have I gotta hang out of my car, we know,
just to make sure I can try to park perfectly.
So hey, like I said, everyone has a bad every
now and I have a bad parking day.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
So to TuS in a bucket, chuck it. Let's see here,
Aaron says, let me see. I'll send this to snitch.
Give me a second here, all right. Aaron sent me
a picture, and Lauren says, dude, I don't find Jeffrey attractive,

(29:01):
but he looks absolutely hot with a beard. One hundred percent.
Keep it, Jeffrey. So Lauren finds you to be quite
handsome with that beard.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Well, I tell her to no, I'd like you to
know I appreciate that. Every now and I'll grow out
of beard. But today it gets so itchy and everything.
Sometimes it's just want to shave it because I don't
like it. When it's when my my hair comes down
over my lip, and so I gotta trim that up
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
JJ says that where did this one go? Dougie's rack
looks be your do full? Can I smell her nipples?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
I'm good? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Though you sure? I know it's tempting Aaron? Who is
a that's an e R I n so? A female says,
poor Dougie. It might be worse tomorrow or the next day.
I suffered Where did this go? Stand by? I suffered

(30:03):
second and third degree burns from concrete and I was
able to walk and move for the first few days.
Then I was couch bound for weeks. The healing process
is awful. I hope they give her match now.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Where was she burned?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I don't know, well they she sent the picture here
it is, oh.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Honey, yeah, oh, I wouldn't be walking either so bad
it's on her right or oh it's on her left
inner sigh or like.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Down to the cabin or ankle.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
But speaking of the RFI, I mean, I'm almost getting
a look at bush here, aren't.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
I snow bush?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
That's high up on the crouch there isn't it? Whatever?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
I'm so sorry, erin mine is not that bad. Did
you look at your crotch yesterday, Dougie to see if
that heating patch marks or not. I don't have any
more works because Rover was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Rover was talking about his wife having marks from a
heating pad on the back of her back, and I
had made a comment that I should check that out,
but I don't.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Have because I wear a heating pad in between my legs.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Everyone it's raight toast ski What was it called?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Toast coasted skin?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Aaron says that that was a concrete slide at a
ski resort in the summer.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
So I'm guessing when you're saying concretes.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
A slide, it must have been.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Well, now I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Was she like a concrete installer and wasn't like poorer
or whatever and was working with the concrete or.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Did she had to be right because or was she on.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
The slide and it was hot because that's where she
got that's that's like the inside of her leg. Wouldn't
that be on the back of your leg if you're
going down with your and that was like the inside
of her.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Leg unless she was doing the splits on the way
down and look attractive. This happens, I don't I don't
know how that happened exactly, but.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
I have a question for Jeffrey. Did you slick your
hair back? Because it just looks neater than it did earlier.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
No, I didn't slick my hair back at all, oh
earlier the day you So he went into the bedroom
and slicked his hair back or something.

Speaker 6 (32:20):
Because the other day I had noticed when he came
back to the fart box his hair was wet and
slicked back. And I had seen him talking to Ash,
the sales bull out there, and I was wondering if
he did his hair before seeing her, he like slipped
it back in the kitchen or.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Something, smile on his face.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
I was wondering.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
I think she's here today, So I was wondering if
he did this, he's doing it.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
He was smiling. It's it's pushed back more than why
are you.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Doing your hair before you talk to that sales girl? No,
I just I. I called you this morning after I
took my shower, Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
And he also told me that the stuff in his
hair was something that he did at work yesterday.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
Yeah, that's true, that that white stuff you guys were spotting.
I was cutting up old scrap vinyl that we used
to build a fence with, you know, and we put
it in a recycled bit and we sent it out
to be recycled. It's actually it's PV's it's me at
PVC and so that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Still flakes when you cut it.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
So so weird.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's weird because you took a shower this morning. You
told us, so, how is that still in your hair?

Speaker 8 (33:21):
It's still It's that's like like real fine.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Does it come? You know, the shower.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
And I saw a little dust of dirt on his hands.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Believe he did not.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Show shower this morning.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yes, I know that show dust remained on your hair.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
I probably I ve you was like really deep in
my hair and I didn't get it when I washed
my hair.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
So well, let me throw this theory out.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
He did say he put his dirty hoodie back on
that he was wearing yesterday at work.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
All right, here's what Here's what this girl says. The
concrete the cock creep, the concrete slide at a ski
resort in the summer. She said, it was Memorial Day weekend.
We went down the slide and I fell out of
the thing I have, like a toboggan or something or
I don't know. Oh, and she that's road rash or

(34:16):
whatever that is.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Hit the button. I don't know what time is it.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It might be too late to hit the button for what.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Let's do the aftermath. Talk to her.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh that button, I said something, I said, you met
the dump button. I was going what I just say?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Call back? Were running.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Exactly, But we have so many different dump buttons.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Now that people are confused. Hit the button. People start
scrambling all over the place looking up concrete slides.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Just in Google there's actually multiple places that have a
slide made of concrete.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
What, yeah, how you go down it?

Speaker 4 (34:58):
These people are going down maybe on sack.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
But right, she says, they picture this is not her,
but let me see here, let me see if I can. Okay,
stand by, give me a second stance before you. This
is from the this is from the place. This is
not her, but you can see here that this is
the concrete slide.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
You're on.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Somebody you're on like a plastic toboggan looking thing that
has some sort of is that a brake or something
you're holding on to in there? And she fell off.
She fell off. That's road rash. So yeah, that would
be road rash, not a burn burn. How do you
here's the leg again.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yike oh, I mean yeah, how fast was she going?

Speaker 6 (35:45):
Well, those videos I see of people on those things,
which are fail videos usually that they're stopped and somebody's
coming from behind and they're not using the brake and
they're just coming full force and they hit the people
in front of them. So you're going at a good speed.
It's like gravity's pulling you down too. I wouldn't want
to fall on you know. They have video of her

(36:06):
doing this, probably right, don't. They probably have like surveillance video.
They've all probably laughed at her one hundred times downloaded it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Oh, they passed that her mind place on a loop
in the office. It's a still on the computer of her. Yeah,
all right, I'm gonna wrap things up here. I do have.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
A fifty dollars gift cards to Circle K to give away.
Make sure you have Circle case Inner Circle app on
your phone and you can win Circle K gift cards yourself.
But if you call her thirty right now, eight sixty
six yo, Rover, I will give you a fifty dollars
gift cards to Circle K eight sixty six nine sixty
seven six eight three seven. We do have the Aftermath

(36:51):
coming up in just a few minutes. Chocolate Charlie out sick,
he's infected, sore, throw stuffed up.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Couldn't make it into work today thanks to Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Hopefully he survivedly, right, Jeffrey, I'll be I'll be feels better.
It's backing tomorrow. Uh So the Aftermath starts on r
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