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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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to be emotionally harmful.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Funny things that she thinks funny aren't funny? Do me? Cock?
Bob time to mean? Allan Coxshow kicks ash Man, welcome
to me?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
What you Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen
Cox and me Alan Coo.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I don't know what's about you?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
By can thank you?

Speaker 6 (00:26):
Well?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I don't be a crap. So let's take coffee, kick
it and you'll get eight with a nasty groove.

Speaker 7 (00:33):
Okay, what do three ticket?

Speaker 8 (00:36):
Tike it?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Tom Damn?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Put you one time ticket?

Speaker 9 (00:40):
What Allen Cox?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Here we go, He'll add, he'll be trying.

Speaker 10 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven,
Double You and the Mask.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh Mine, Hey, good afternoon, everybody welcome. I forget how
much I love this song. I've played it to introduce
this show for so many years that wh I forget
when it pops up in a playlist, how much I
love this song? A song called Adam Bomb by a
band called Fluke from the mid nineties, and it's had
lyrics and everything, but you know I made up obviously

(01:23):
a bet out of it. But I was listening in
the car to some ambient, down tempo playlist I had
and this came up. I was like, God again, I'm
so used to hearing it because I've heard it every
day for twenty five years. But I love the song. Hey,
I'm Alan Cox. Welcome enough of that. Say hi to

(01:46):
Rob Anthony. He's right over there.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
What's up man, I'll tell you what Rob.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
People have been asking me if you are going to
be with me for the Cox out on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Am I ever?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh? Oh under dress? No, I just get to I
was gonna say not under duress. But you know when
they keep firing promotions people, Yeah, that's what you left with. Well, anyway,
thank you. I appreciate it, and keep in mind I
am happy to help in any way that I possibly can't.

(02:16):
You want to do the whole thing, then I go
the course. Yes, I'll drive the vehicle. I'm happy to
do it. Yes, I'm listen. I was a promotions director
back in the day. I've worn all the hats Rob.
I had to. I had to get the Marty mast
up right when you had to do live broadcasts. Used
to drive these vehicles that had an antenna through the.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Roof, and you had the one with the fancy one
with the roof.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I had a hurry up.

Speaker 11 (02:39):
Oh we had to back up over the Uh oh yeah,
the metal plate.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yea, well, we had that in Kalamazoo.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
By the time I got to Pittsburgh, we had a
hurry up coming through the roof so you could just
get in the car and split one of the utility vehicles.
And I'll never forget because the building that we were
in for many many years in Pittsburgh, A lot of
people who live there, Pittsburgh Bureau chiefs this or if
you've ever driven through, it's called the flash Cube building
because it's a gold cube that sits high a top

(03:07):
green tree hill there and for many years it had
the logo of our sister station WDVE. And before that
it was a company called Hoogovins and they had the
logo up there or whatever. But this is a giant
flash cube building. We were on the fourth floor, but
it's up on concrete stilts so that the parking spots
were under the structure of the building. And I was

(03:30):
off to an appearance one time and an intern was
driving the vehicle. Uh oh, somehow forgot to put the
mast all the way down, and so people who were
in the building briefly thought that there had been an
earthquake because he tried to drive the vehicle underneath with
the antenna still up.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Whoops.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, bent the thing all like a ninety degree angle.
This meagine you're an intern at a radio station right
to getting paid. You there for college credit, and you're destroying,
inadvertently destroying property because you're not keeping your eye on
the ball.

Speaker 11 (04:01):
And you may hear us say antenna and think to yourself, well,
how could that possibly have done damaged? This isn't like
a car antenna. This is a massive metal piece that
gets lifted up high into the air, so it is
gonna do some damage.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, it was like a giant telescoping antenna because wherever
you were, this thing had to get high enough into
the air where you could get a signal. Oh boy,
if you were doing a live broadcast. I'll never forget
that was that his last day. I don't think that
it was, because I think they were like, we can't
like blow this dude out, because I forget how that

(04:35):
how that situation resolved itself. But boy, this kid was
just well I felt terrible for this kid. But it
was such a boneheaded move. I'm like, how do you
not look? You know? But again thirty years later, Rob, Yeah,
we're surrounded by bone heads, so you know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
And we're doing the we're doing the thing this weekend.
Where are we again?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh, we're in Meta on Sunday, we do the buzz
that's right, Yeah, like football face off when the Browns
are away. We didn't do them when they were in London,
but we do it when they're stateside. And so Sunday
this is your shot, by the way to get to
Vegas and then possibly the Super Bowl. So yeah, Sunday,
we're going to be at the Happy Moose in Menor
from noon to two, so.

Speaker 11 (05:16):
Nice and close to Madina. Yeah right, yeah, it's right
hop skipping a jump.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So yeah, so we'll be out there noon to two
on Sunday, and uh, we hope you can come by,
come hang out, be a lot of fun. Test the
strength of your arm. Yes, it's going to be the
Browns playing your New England Patriots, Yes, sir, at Gillette Stadium.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I think it'll be a good one.

Speaker 11 (05:43):
I mean the listen, the Browns are going to be
coming off of a high big win last week. The
Patriots look good, but again they're not that good, right,
so beatable team. I don't want to say it that
way obviously, but uh, I'm obviously going to be a
Patriot pant Patriot fan for the rest of my life.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
But mm hmm. It should be a good game for
the Browns.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Listen the Browns play the Bears a soldier field on
to some of the fourteenth I will be wearing my
Devin Hester jersey. The only time I root against Cleveland
teams is when they're playing Chicago, and so that'll be
a similar situation. Do you have a Patch jersey?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I do.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Who's the player Tom Brady? Oh it is Tom Brady.
Oh yeah, everybody, I mean that was like a nose
of course. I mean the right of passage when you
lived in New England, man, I mean everybody had one.
One of my very very good friends, she still lives
in Pittsburgh. She has always been a New England Patriots fan,
and I was like, it took me many years to realize, Oh,
you're a Tom Brady fan.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
Right.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
She got like moister than an oyster over Tom. I go,
you're a Tom Brady fan. You're not a Patriot. I'm
a Patriot fan.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
And then this was.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Many years, of course before he left, and then I
think after that she might have become a box fan. Yeah,
Tampa Bay is that where he went? Yeah, and so
I go, you're a Tom Brady fit, which again is fine.
But I had, for many, many years of knowing her,
I thought that she was, you know, a legit Patriots fan,
and I was always curious how she arrived that growing

(07:14):
up in Steeler Country, and it just turned out that
it was Tom Brady.

Speaker 11 (07:19):
Well, Tom Brady was great obviously to us in New England.
So when he went I was the furthest thing from
upset to see him win one without us. Yeah, I
was like, all right, cool, good he did without Belichick. Congratulations.
I wasn't about to go buy a Tom Brady Bucks jersey,
but I was a I'm definitely a Brady fan.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, Allen, will there ever be a lady on the
show again? It's kind of dead with just two old
guys on the show, you know what. I was just
feeling good again. Yeah, I had a terrible morning. You
are picking the wrong day to get in my face.
Here we go, how about you huff my taint. Forbid you.
I don't care who's on this show. I forbid you
to listen to it. I don't know who you are.

(07:58):
I don't care. You can never listen again. Yes, kind
of dead. Why don't you eat my ass? Now that said, yes,
we're hoping that very soon we I think we are
bringing a young lady into the fold. Arming. We've got

(08:19):
somebody that we're very enamored of, and we are going
through the levels of bureaucracy. You think that we were
trying to hire a VP of operations.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Now I'm just trying to hire a phone screener. We've
got twelve of those, don't we like?

Speaker 11 (08:34):
It is not how that always works that you get
fifteen of those management positions something like that.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, there's a new level of management. Great, because that's
what we need.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, that's what we need.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
We knew with fewer people on the air, more managers.
What are you managing if there's fewer people working for
the company every week? Anyway, I did chap your ass,
didn't I certainly don't mean to take it out on you.
Oh wait, yeah I do. I don't know who you are,
but go away. This is not the day trifle with me?
Oh will you? Yeah? I even you to stay away today,

(09:07):
mangy coyote the hell out of here, to old guys
to lick my sack. You're lucky there aren't three old
guys in here once you come in here.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
And smart guy girl could be a woman far as
I know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I guess stupid hope, equal opportunity, insulting.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh me, uh oh boy. And that's where we start.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
All right.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
I have got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Thank goddamn Blue Jay's one baby car show on.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Some things are never meant to be discussed in polite society.
Welcome to Gimbalite Society Show one point seven w m Ms.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Maynard, Keenan and Pussifer from back in the day, his
ode to I guess if you thought fat bottom Girls
from Queen was too subtle, Queen Bee was the little
ode to Ladies with some Cakes back there. I saw
Pussifer's coming back. I think already have ticket Sex Week.

Speaker 12 (10:55):
That's gonna be an awesome show man almost mad, I
miss so yeah almost or to when they were here
last it was last May that say Santa Tour hit
Blossom May twenty fifth is when that came through, and
they're getting ready to drop a new album in February
and they're going to play the Akron Civic Theater.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
So if you go to WMMS dot com, I think
you can already try to win tickets there, but I
will have tickets for you all next week. Puss A
for the new album is called The Normal Isn't, So
it's The Normal Isn't Tour and comedian Dave Hill in support,
who I think is from Cleveland. I think he's a
very accomplished dude, funny guy who goes out with those

(11:34):
kinds of bands a lot when he's not kind of
doing his own thing.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
So is he doing stand up or is he playing?
Because I know he's a player as well. Yeah, he
does a lot of different things.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I don't know. He's like a novelist and I knew
him initially as a comedian same but yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I think he's been a podcast for a
long time. He's just a funny dude in general and
has cobbled together a lot of different things and that
has not escaped Maynard Keenan's interest. So perfect circle back

(12:02):
in Akron next spring. The show is April sixteenth, so
we're way ahead of it. But WMMS dot com is
tickets for you to win, and I will have him
for you all next week. I haven't seen Pussifer in
one hundred years. I didn't get to see him at
Say Santa I went out to when we were in Sedona.
Went to Maynard's record store and there's all kinds of

(12:25):
that little Queen Bee logo from back in the days
on all kinds of stuff. Went to his winery. He's
got a winery called Merkin Vineyards, which is funny. And
again I'm not a huge wine guy, but the food
at this place is unbelievable. It's exponentially better than it
needs to be and it was really good. Anyway, Maynard,

(12:49):
Keenan and Pussifer at the Akron Civic Theater next April.
Shows are really getting announced very far in advance now,
and I don't know if that's I don't know, I
don't know what you attribute that to. I think it's
the other more concert dollar shrinking. I think know what

(13:10):
it is. Yeah, I mean, I get your ticket now
here's where we're coming. Yeah, I mean there's so many
shows and money's just not there, like it was. Yeah,
so you got to pick and shoes what you want
to do.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
Yeah, I do think the more we talked about Sonic
Temple and really them getting you know, deeper into the
weeds on the metal stuff, I think that's exactly it. Man,
if you want to do both festivals, most people can't
afford to, you know what I mean, So if you
give everybody a little bit of what they want, because
you know Ink is going to go all metal, Yes,
so if Sonic goes, you know, a third of it's

(13:40):
all metal, they'll sell more tickets.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
By default they're.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
First well, and Sonic Temple is a much bigger area.
There's more stages. They can really kind of cut a
broader swath right incarceration. Man, you go out there, there's
a lot packed into a relatively smaller footprint, which is
what I like. I want to like that to be
grimy and sweaty. But yeah, it's on a temple. I mean,

(14:04):
it's you know, it's an arts and music festival. It
sounds redundant, but what are you gonna do? So I'm
watching the Blue Jays Mariners game last night because my
Toronto Blue Jays and my only team left in it
They are my c team behind the White Sox and
the Guardians, but they were the only team still in
the playoff run and I'm watching it, and man, it

(14:28):
did not look good until almost the very end of
the game. Yeah, and I had you'd see Seattle fans
out there and slapping each other on the back bottom
of the seventh and it was three to one.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
I think it was three to one Seattle.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
The Seattle Mariners remain the only team in Major League
Baseball to never go to the World Series. So these
guys could taste it. Right, what's his name is over there?
His brother's still here, Josh Nayalen play to the Seattle Mariners,
and these guys could taste it. And then Springer hits

(15:09):
a three run homer, and George Springer hits a three
run homer for the Toronto Blue Jays and it's their
first time. Somebody said, thirty two years now. I've only
been a Blue Jays fan for about ten years. I
got a job offer in Toronto, like twenty years ago.
I'd been in Pittsburgh about a year and there was
stationed in Toronto, said you want to come up here,

(15:31):
and so I went up there. It was The very
first time I was ever in Toronto was probably in
two thousand and it wasn't a good fit for me.
But I fell in love with that place and I
go there frequently. And so I was in a meeting earlier.
I'm wearing my Blue Jay's shirt today, which I pulled
from the bottom of a stack of shirts because I
really haven't had that much reason to wear it. I

(15:53):
was in a meeting a little bit earlier and one
of our colleagues said, well, do thos buy that last night?
Who said that bloom Daddy, oh God wants to become
a I go, I've been a Blue Days fan about
decade now. I just don't have a lot of occasion
to wear the shir Literally, I didn't iron it or anything.
I'm like, this thing looks like ass. But I was
heading out the door and so I pulled it from

(16:14):
the bottom of the stack. And I'm watching last night. Boy, unbelievable.
That's a great game, great game, that's what you want
in a game. Seven. But the order for the Blue
Jays George Springer out the plate.

Speaker 13 (16:25):
He's in a position to tie the game up and
possibly send this Blue Jays crowd into a fringy.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
High foah left field, Harozarina, What is it gone? George
Springer has this hoosa boutista moment, This one deeper out
of the playoffs, this one could send him to the
World Series.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
I set him a little short.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
And the look on that pitcher's face with Seattle when
he turned around after he hit that dinger, Just the
look on that dude's face.

Speaker 11 (16:57):
Well, you know, oh my gosh, every single one of
those guys, he's gonna throw that exact same pitch in
their career, you know what I mean, And you're gonna
be the one responsible.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
But I mean, look, that was wow.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Of course. So then I'm online, I'm watching some of
the video and I'm you know, and I see somebody
post before we celebrate George Springer, Remember he was on
the twenty seventeen Astros. I'm like, can we just can
we enjoy something?

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Can we not enjoy anything?

Speaker 9 (17:27):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Remember he was a who cares you zero? Jesus Christ.
I'm like, watching this game, you know, having a good time. Yes,
before we some shot up? Oh god, Blue Jays went

(17:49):
from last place of the World Series first time in
thirty two years, two games to none. Mariners were gonna
sweep them like the Brewers did, right, Mariners, These guys
had two chances to advance. Still only team never to
make it to the World Series, which sucks. I love
Seattle too. We have a lot of bureau chiefs there

(18:10):
and bittersweet for Guardians fans. I'm sure you'd realize how
many former Guardians are on the Blue Jays. Andre Semenez
at second base, Shane Bieber on the mound. There's another
guy in there too that I don't remember, Ernie Clement.
I think he got drafted by the Indians. I don't
remember him, but Sobny mentioned his name. So Game one

(18:30):
is Friday night in Toronto the Dodgers. Now, the Dodgers
are going to be real hard to beat. Somebody was like, oh,
what a show Tony breaks his thumb. Yes, if that's
the best that you're hoping for, you know, but you
know a lot of people thought that the Blue Jays
are gonna lose to Seattle, which they all most did

(18:51):
before we celebrate and remember, ugh, dummy.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh, I love Come on, it's Alan, I'm only a
year older than you. Is it cool if I take
your mom to Puss for now? You see what's happening here, Rob,
people are taking cause I get blown up in the
break right, I get blown up everybody?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Alan, I just choked on my diet coke. I love
aggravated Alan.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh, it's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Alan.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
I'm working out and you almost made me drop a
dumbbell on my face. That's why they're called skull Crusher's pell.
I mean, you know, I'm stuck on four twenty two.
I've been here for forty five minutes. Aggravated Alan makes
it all worth it from Bruce, and now people are
trying to lure me into it. Take your mom to
Pussfer you know what I'm calling your bluff. Yeah, take

(19:43):
my mom to puss a Her do it. Paul her
ass out here. Not like they're gonna play Chicago spoiler
they will. Yeah, bring her here? Hey, missus Cox, want
to accompany me to the Akron Civic Theater. My mom
just even we're Akron is story. Clici doesn't even know
where my house is, Okay?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Is that where you live?

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Honey, are you still in Pittsburgh? Mama?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I haven't been in Pittsburgh in twenty years.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I moved home after Pittsburgh right, Mom, Oh right, right?
So where are you now? Denver?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's right, so mom Clevey, yeah right, one of those
seas in Ohio? Honey, are you in California?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I came, you just saw me. I came home for
my sister's wedding. You didn't fly. I thought somebody said
they wanted to take me to some pussy show in Akron?
Is Akron near you?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Mom?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Take your mom to pussy fer Yeah?

Speaker 9 (20:53):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Put me out of my misery? So yeah, yeah, take
my mom do that? Yeah, why don't you?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
It's next April? Right, who knows? I'll ask her a Thanksgiving?
How about that? You just shoot me an email, tough guy,
and then I'll follow, Yeah, mom, just out of curiosity.
What's the minimum number of teeth you like in a

(21:29):
gentleman caller's mouth? And this is Ohio, so it's a
real crap shoot.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
And anything against people living in their mom's basement, anything
with any problem with that.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well you know that's what that's always like, the classic insult, right,
somebody living on their mom's basement.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
That wouldn't bum me out so much.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
It's the grown ass people walking around with jobs and
cars and schedules who act like people in their mom's basement.
And by the way, the housing situation is atrocious, So
I can't give anybody a hard time if they're having
difficulty making ends meet as far as living in a

(22:11):
home goes.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
That's where we are in this fading Republic roup.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Uh. Hopefully the Blue Jays will put up more of
a fight against the Dodgers than their other postseason opponents have. Well,
I mean, it's not even putting up a fight that
Dodgers are just Dodgers are really gazing. I mean, the
Brewers got all the way there and didn't.

Speaker 11 (22:33):
Win a game, and they had I mean they had
the first round by I mean, that's not like they
were a lousy team and they got swept. Yeah, it's
gonna be a good World Series, I think I don't.
I don't think it's going to be a sweep by
any means.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
And on the twenty seventeen Astros cheating puts them in
an exclusive club known as every team they just got
caught and made an example of. You think that's true, though,
I would think that more teams would get caught. I mean,
it's not like the Astros when they finally did get caught.
It was a really lame system. It's not whether a
guy at a garbage can or something who's banging them

(23:07):
a lid. That's not exactly James Bond type stuff.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
No, but if he didn't get caught, it would have
been you know what I mean, because it's it's one
of those things.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Everybody to cheat.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Well, what I'm saying is, uh uh, Rob, it's not cheating.
It's taking advantage of their opponent's weaknesses.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Cheat to beat. Oh, it's the oldest trick in the book.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Or, as I used to tell my axes, beating ain't cheating. Baby,
Tell that to my mom when you take it a
pussy for you joke?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Some pussy band?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Is this Maynard Keenan again?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (23:45):
Mom?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
How do you know Maynard Keenan?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
He tried to take me out once.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Jesus, that would be pretty sweet.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Well, he's from Michigan's right there in Illinois.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Maynard be your future black step dad.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Imagine if I mean Maynard's like, what, ten years older
than me? He's not sixty four, he just turned he's
sixty one, right there, you go?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
His Seissanta two was his sixty first birthday. Okay, well
there you go. Oh right, his sixty first birthday, right
would be kind of cool. How old will he be
in eight years? Sixty eight? No, that can't be right
if he's six seventy one? How many of his six sixty?
N my bad? Somebody wants to play with me to that?

(24:27):
Oh no I knew? Oh no, I knew?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh good?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
All right, Well I'm terrible at that.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
So I wasn't why it's sixty eight seventy Allen Josel
Tube was wearing a wire? Well, maybe he was turning
state sevidence. Maybe it had nothing to do with baseball,
maybe just maybe. Was what's his name with the Astros
when they won the World Series?

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Verlander? Was he part of that World Series? Because I
was on in Detroit when these were the Tigers? Was
he pitching for the World Series?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Asters? Was he caught up in that whole thing?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
You know? He's Kate Upton's husband when so I just
think of him as mister Kate Upton.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Yeah, he won two World Series with them?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Okay, well I know they won to with him, but
I wasn't sure if he was part of that cheating team.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
It must have been because it was there twenty seventeen
to twenty twenty ten.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
And then in twenty twenty three he came back. But
they didn't win that year.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Did They didn't have that win vacated, right, They just
went like, oh that sucks, here's a fine.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
You still won the World Series, right?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
A fan swore he'd catch the big ball, and then
he did. Michael Angeletti caught George Springer's home run ball
and he's hoping to trade it for World Series tickets
for the Toronto Blue Jays. He said, I feel blessed
to be part of Canadian sports history. Let's he's off

(25:59):
the throttle here, right. You did catch a ball in
a big playoff game. Does that make him part of
Canadian sports history? I don't know, but it's a I
guess worth looking into. I mean, you want to be
part of sports history? Who do you think you are?
George Schavallo? Remember George Schavallo? Rub I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
I do.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
You don't George former Canadian professional boxer. No, I mean
he's still alive. He's eighty eight, five time Canadian heavyweight champion.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Apologies you don't remember him?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I don't he fought Ali, he fought Frasier, he fought
George Foreman and the Grill. He's in the Ontario Sports
Hall of Fame. Nobody remembers George Schavallo.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Maybe some do. They nicknamed him Boom boom.

Speaker 10 (26:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
But and he's still alive. Three of his sons were
heroin addicts. Eikes, how about that? At some point you
gotta go? Is it something I said? Right, I've got
three children, and to the best of my knowledge, none
of them are heroin addicts. Although I'm keeping an eye

(27:19):
on a nine year old, I don't know what goes
down in the fourth grade these days. Although I told her,
I said, always bring your own rig And when you
see that blue and purple splotch creeping up your arm,
you gotta go for the main vein. Excuse me, I've
got to.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Take a break.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Rop if you want to send a text The Ellen.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Carr Show on one.

Speaker 7 (27:54):
Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Ellen, you have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Who are you call?

Speaker 9 (28:04):
The Alan Cox Show?

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Two one, six, five, seven, eight one double oh seven
or one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
It's Opening Night eve for your regular NBA season. Tomorrow night,
Cavalier's at the Garden against the Knicks. That's a seven
o'clock tip off here on MMS six thirty is when
the pregame will begin. That'll be a seven thirty start
on Friday night when they played the Nets there in Brooklyn,
and then the home opener Cavaliers playing the Bucks of

(28:40):
Mealy Walk on Sunday night here at home.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
That is a six o'clock start. You'll hear all of
it here, of course on.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
WMMS and on the iHeartRadio app, your FM home for
Cleveland Cavalier's basketball.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Allan L.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Rattler. De Clitt continues to claim that he is forty seven.
He's been doing it a lot. He is forty six
March of nineteen seventy nine. He doesn't know his own
or when did I say that? Wow, I don't know. Yeah, okay,
I'll be forty seven, I guess. Okay, sorry, I'm not
paying that good grief.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
I apologize, thank you, I will. I will make a note.
I am forty six years old, Alan forty six, forty
six years young, and on March ninth, twenty twenty six,
I will be forty seven years old.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
YEP, make sure I have your birthday in my calendar.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
I do what all the little kids do, is I
round up because I don't want to be forty six
and a half, so I under seven.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Make sure that I automatically send an edible arrangement. Oh
thank you?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
So yeah? Okay, Well maybe that's the same person before
we celebrate George Springer. That's the same energy to that text.
He's saying, Then let him be how old he wants
to be. Hell, I'm sure your mom doesn't care about teeth.

(30:12):
It's all about that song. Listen, get that slime off.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
All right.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
See, they're going in, right, This is what I'm saying,
rob They're going in because they think that they found
a soft spot in me, because I'm all aggravated and
when you make emotional choices, those are bad ones. Right now,
this guy, I'll tell you what though, I can always
tell when I've got my dander up because my sweet
tooth goes crazy. I'm out there in the break like

(30:43):
elbow deep in Tracy's bowl full of candy.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I was gonna I was waiting for the finish of this.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
She's got a plastic pumpkin out there, and a couple
of days ago, we were down to we talked about
it at the time. We were down to like a
smattering of yellow and red starburst, and now she's filled
it up, but it's filled up with like I know
they're popular, but like whoppers or crap right, whoppers suck

(31:12):
and like you know, but all like other good stuff
like kick Carara. I'm in their elbow deep because I'm
trying to find the Starburst, and she is kind enough
to reach over, go into one of her drawers and
pull out the giant feedbag of Starburst.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
She says she has to hide them from Curtis, and
I said, well, Curtis is standing right here, so maybe
this wasn't the best time anyway, Now, anybody else, I
grabbed one of each, not cherry, I don't have with
cherry starburs, but I grabbed a lemon an orange and
a strawberry. I don't like to be greedy.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
I just like to be.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Occasionally placated. And if we can do it with soft,
chewy candies, rob all the better. Mm hmm On. I'm
eighteen months from my sixtieth birthday and I get super
pissed if somebody says I'm pushing sixty oh, I'll do
you one better.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I start using pushing.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
When somebody turns like thirty five, I go ooh, pushing
forty huh, and they get all mad. Or forty five
you're pushing fifty, I go, well, when you're in the back, five,
you're pushing. It's just me playing a little bit. But
you know, forty I didn't have a problem with fifty.
I didn't take great. I'm gonna jump off the forty
bridge at sixty guaranteed, No you won't.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
You don't think so, No, fine, Dave, are you pushing seventy?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Him? And he still looks great.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Oh yeah, hey he's got that a tiny water logged
cashew his circus peanut.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Whoa yeah, push in sixty. Yeah, listen. And people always
be eighties and new twenty or whatever it is, right,
older people get they do this is the new whatever.
But you can take you know, there was a story
a couple of months ago health wise where they said, well,
we thought that people generally aged incrementally, that the older

(33:21):
you got, you just aged incrementally. And obviously there's variables
in how people take care of themselves. A lot of
people don't at all, but they go there's new evidence
that supports the fact that it's not so much that
as it is like kind of two major sea changes
in your health and a couple of different guideposts. One
is right after forty and then one at sixty. So

(33:42):
rather than incremental changes, they're like those are a couple.
Like sixty, that's when things start to for a lot
of people go off a cliff. And I just turned
fifty four this summer and I'm not quite sure what
to do with it. And now there are some people
they have a great you know, my mom is one

(34:03):
of these people. I just don't ever think about it.
You know, I'm going to be seventy eight, my cow mom,
because you look amazing. My mom has always looked amazing.
My mom was the hot mom when I was a kid,
right well she is. I mean, that's why do you
think all these black step dads are trying to date.
Why don't you always trying to take it a puss
of her? Rob She's always looked great, and so I'm like, yeah,

(34:26):
but bottom line is, you know, he's still seventy eight,
and so, uh, I don't know. Cherry is the best
flavor of Starburst. You uncultured swine this person. Oh my goodness, everybody,
Yeah you are. I'm not going to go to the
mat for that. That's a matter of taste, and you

(34:49):
can taste my balls.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Not to beat a dead horse, but if you were
a dead horse, I would go out there and beat you.
How do you feel about that? Eat all the cherry.
Fewer cherry for me, Good for you. Go out and
eat all the cherry Starburst. You're not gonna get a
lot of people fighting it for that one strawberry is
still the alpha of the starburst.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
You can fight over the other three. Nobody's gonna fight
you over cherry starburs.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Cherry. It's like the oldest candy flavor. It was like
the first candy flavor ever was cherry, right?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
What do you think it sounds we were talking about
you like.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Things that you like all your candy that tastes like
cough syrup?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 11 (35:36):
What do you think it sounded like way back in
the day when they were sitting around talking about I
don't know, Rob, how.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Would I know that you have an idea?

Speaker 14 (35:45):
How the new candies from Pan Candy? Hmmm, Asparetta and cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Delightful kids. It's Halloween time. Make sure you get a
fist full of our newest candy mint burnt butter.

Speaker 14 (36:16):
And sugar burnt butter and sugar yummy cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
And we have a whole lot of cherries.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
So yeah, cherry is the is Uh that's that's got
to be like the first candy flavor, you know.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
All.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I had to take off work today because I gave
myself whiplash opening my stuck freezer door. Aging sucks. Yeah,
I hear that a lot. Well, I don't hear that
people get their freezer door stuck off. I don't hear
the stuck freezer door whiplash thing. Hey, maybe defrost your
freezer occasionally, right, if you got your arms on the
handle and you got your feet on the body of

(37:03):
the freezer. Uh maybe, uh, you know, I don't know.
Tell Rob, I just turned forty four in September. Hey, Rob,
this guy just turned forty four in September. Congratulations, I'm
not dying, Bro.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I wanted to cry, but being he's forty six, feel better.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
Now.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Screw you for not dying, bro.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Wow, Wow, go right at breaking my balls.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
Wow telling me turns forty four like I'm supposed to
carry He wants.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
To say, we're rubbing the feld. But because he's older.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Up yours, dick, they're gonna get angry. Robs. See see
what you're doing here, You're gonna get aggravated, Alan and
ravel rousing round. Yes, bitch, today is Back to the
Future day. Do you know what that is?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I do.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I didn't know what this was. And again I listened
Back to the Future, right, a seminal film. Uh for
gen xers.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
This was the day that he goes forward two?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yes, so back to the Future backward October twenty first, Oh,
just the day, not the year five, I see, not
the year Okay. October twenty first was the day that
he went back to in the original Back to the Future. Okay,
I think I heard Snitzer mention it in the morning.

(38:25):
He was like, in the movie Back to the Future,
they went back to the fifties. That's the same distance
as if we went back to nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Wow, that hurts. Yeah. Marty McFly, Doc Brown and all
of the other memorable characters trilogy celebrated in October twenty first.
All right, that's the date that he originally travels back
to in trying to have sex with his mom. Isn't
that the premise of that movie. I haven't seen it
in a long time, but I'm pretty sure I was

(38:55):
fourteen when that came out.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Exactly, I'm sorry, not exactly. I mean, oh, what have happened?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
The mom gets a crush on him? Yes, right, yeah,
she's false, not knowing obviously that it's her son.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (39:07):
Well, actually no, you know what, Wait a minute, it
was going backwards was a different date because the date
did get changed. So October twenty first is when they
went forward to twenty fifteen, because when they went back
it was the twenty sixth.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
This sety five.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
This says back to the future day as celebrate on
October twenty first, because that's the date Marty McFly originally
travels to the past and sets in motion his undoubtedly
existential adventure.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
That's what this says.

Speaker 11 (39:35):
Let's see October twenty sixth, nineteen eighty five. October twenty first,
twenty fifteen, Marty and Doc travel to the future.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Okay, maybe they've got it all backwards. Well, appropriately, I
don't know that the original timeline from the movie. It
says October twenty sixth, nineteen eighty five. Marty departs from
the lab and they end up October twenty first, twenty
fifteen when they traveled to the future, but when they
went back in time, it was November fifth, nineteen fifty five.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Got to get becon name.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Screenwriter Bob Gail chose October twenty first, twenty fifteen, as
the date for the Chicago Cubs to win the World Series.
He said it was the most absurd thing we could
think of. In nineteen eighty five, Cubs actually won in
twenty sixteen. The idea of the Cubs winning the series
gives Marty McFly something to bet on as a hook
for the film second storyline, right, that's when Biff gets

(40:31):
the Almanac, the second one Back to the Future too.
He travels to the future in twenty fifteen to save
the kids, who he will eventually have CREDI from Huelwis
you going to see this in the movie Back to
the Future. Hue Lewis signs the news every buddy one
humb the boys said with the loo us, that's me

(40:54):
hitting the post. In nineteen eighty five, Rob, you go
all the way back.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
I'll tell you what nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I was a very different show I did back then,
and hitting the post was paramount in all of your
endeavors there. Also, by the way, Cassio is relaunching Marty
McFly's calculator watch for people who want to grab one
of those.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Don't have a calculator on anything.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
The Back to the Future Collab watch courtesy of Cassio
is available to buy. It's one hundred and fifty four
dollars on the Cassio UK website. They just unveiled them,
so if you want those back to the Future retro vibes,
there it is. My dad had a Cassio calculator watch.

(41:42):
He was an engineer and he had all manner of
gadgets like that, least of which was the Cassio calculator watch.
So the very thing that would have gotten you beaten
up back in the day is that like a fun
collab for nostalgia back to the future. So that's a

(42:07):
very specific fan base, by the way, but it is
available that Cassio Back to the Future collaboration if you're
just nostalgic enough and you've got one hundred and fifty
four dollars burning a hole in your pocket, Alan tell Rob,

(42:27):
I had a stroke two days after my forty seventh birthday.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Awesome, Oh God for you.

Speaker 11 (42:34):
People are really uplifting today, trying everything they can to
just prop us up to get.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Through the backside of the week. Esis Brian and north Ridgeville. Alan,
I talk to my family a lot about the show.
You have unofficially become a friend of the family. So congratulations.
Where can I send your Thanksgiving dinner invitation? Well, I

(43:02):
assume you're being cheeky, Brian. I do appreciate the sentiment,
but I am already otherwise engaged for Thanksgiving. Although I
did say that there's a bit of a turkey shortage
if you are prepping for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Are there turkey tariffs? What's going on?

Speaker 11 (43:20):
I don't believe so unless you for that special uh
damn it, I lost them.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
What was the what's it? Even that special?

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Beef wag? You beef wag you turkey? Those might be stuck.
Oh boy, I'll tell you what you want, something really expensive.
Get one of those beef turkeys. Yeah, yeah, no, there's
but because of avian flu, Rob, it's the best kind
of flu. The turkey prices. You might have noticed if

(43:50):
you started to look early are way higher than they
have been because the flock of turkeys in the United States,
the US flow the birds that get sent out for
consumption is the smallest it's been in forty years, Thanks Obama.
So Turkey is going to be about forty percent more

(44:13):
expensive than they were last year. So no Turkey tariffs.
Of course, I special order mine rob from Ukraine. I
hope that's not gonna be a problem this year. Your
Turkey or your Turkey tariffs. It like Turkey, it's been
a problem last couple of years. But I just send

(44:34):
in one of them Walmart drones and they pick it
up for me.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
They have the accent and everything.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
I do. Well.

Speaker 11 (44:42):
Gooble gooble, that's right, global, goobal, Global, geoble, gooble, gooble.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Why don't you grab my legs and pull them apart.
Stuff me with ieomethic vigetable stuff me get all up
in my guts.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
All of the itellmetic vegetables in my billy help. Steam
from inside.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Av and influenza hit the turkey industry hard. So for
those of you who've got your index fund inordinately weighted
towards the Turkey egg producers. Well, call your advisor. The
turkey prices are going to increase, Rob, Are you ready
for this? Are you sitting down? They're going to increase

(45:25):
one dollar thirty cents. Oh my god, one dollar thirty
cents a pound.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
That's significant when you're buying those fifty pound birds.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
That's nothing. I mean, I go, I drive home for
Thanksgiving and I bring a one hundred and fifty pound
bird with me.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
So yeah, there's simply no way to know how much
extra that's going to cost. But it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
It's it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
I guarantee it's a lot, just a lot.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
One ninety five million turkeys were raised this year for distribution.
It's way lower than it normally is. What about a
half a million turkeys have been called by the Avian
flu outbreaks, mostly in Minnesota. That Minnesota turkey industry are

(46:21):
bureau chiefs there in the great state of Minnesota. I
don't have to tell them it's dark days up there.
The National Turkey Federation Good Gig said that there will
be enough for Thanksgiving, but it could be pretty tight.

(46:41):
How do you get a gig with the NAT I
have to assume that you probably come from some arm
of agriculture. But if you're going to be representing, you know,
like a retail organization or something like that, they don't
really care where you came from. I don't care where
your background is. You're largely going to be the public
face of something the National Turkey Federation. So listen, bird flu,

(47:04):
and even if you get your hands on a turkey,
it's probably makes people a little bit nervous, just bird
flu being out there. You know, back in the day,
people would call that Butterball helpline. Remember the butter Ball helpline.
Oh yeah, people would call and they would give you
tips on how you could prepare your turkey.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
I still never got that.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I think that it.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I think they still do it.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Well, I'm sure, yeah, I just don't know how you
mess that up. Mess up the Butterball Turkey talk line.
Just no, like a turkey, Oh, mess up a turkey
right well, to frost it, read what it says, huh,
and then cook it like it says yeah, and you'll
have a turkey done. Nineteen eighty one, they rolled out

(47:54):
one eight hundred butter Ball with six operators and eleven
thousand calls. Nineteen eighty one and then it went from there.
Nineteen ninety five they got online right, yes, the salad
days of the Internet. They were able to roll out

(48:14):
the Turkey talkline at Butterball dot com. And then they
got on social media and then you could text. What
kind of situation do you have to be in where
you don't have a single family member you can consult.
You don't have a nana, you don't have a Pee Paul,
you don't have a great aunt Sally that you can
forward your turkey preparation questions too.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
You need a text butter Ball. It's one of my
favorite Clapton songs.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Great Aunt Sally. Yeah, Hi, Butterball Talk Turkey Line. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi,
this is the Butterball Talk Turkey Line. Hi.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
I was calling with a couple of questions about turkey.
Oh sure it's still frozen?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Okay, hold on please okay, High Butterball Frozen Turkey Line.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (49:08):
I was calling about my frozen turkey. Am I supposed
to defrost it before I put it in the oven?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Hold please, High Butterball Defrost frozen Turkey Line.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
I was calling with a question about my frozen turkey
and whether I should defrost it before I place it
in the oven.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
How big is the turkey twenty eight pounds?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
You only need to defrost turkeys that are over twenty
nine pounds.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Oh good, So I can put it in frozen.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I would get a series of lighters and put them underneath.
I don't even really need a working oven or stove.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Well, I have my oven preheated to let's see it
says clean.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
It's gonna that's gonna be great. You're gonna want to
put it in the broiler, okay, and then you want
to post heat it.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Pre heating is for smaller birds. You're going to want
to post heat it.

Speaker 11 (49:56):
And should I? When should I carve it? Should I
carve it prior to cooking it?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Please? High butterball carving line.

Speaker 11 (50:04):
I was calling about my frozen turkey. I was wondering
if I should carve it prior to defrosting.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
And cooking it.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
You should cut it into as thin slices as you
possibly can, so that they're almost transparent, so like Deli meat,
Deli meat.

Speaker 11 (50:16):
Okay, yeah, okay? And should I should I? Well, I
mean I guess that answers my question.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Is it okay to eat it?

Speaker 9 (50:22):
Like?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Uh? Raw you're gonna want to eat it as raw
as possibly. Okay, perfect? How do you feel about Salmonila?
I've never heard of it? Okay, hold please.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
AnyWho that's fun?

Speaker 7 (50:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (50:35):
The Butterball Talking Turn talk line is available. Hey, I
got a good friend of mine's name sal No. I
love them, but guy's a good dude. Is that who
you're talking about, sal Salvator Manila. Yes, he was the
coppo for John Gotti. I believe the guy you were
talking about when you asked me that question.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Paul Costello's right hand man. Who you've been talking to?
Salvator Manila?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
On one hums.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Of course he stays.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Calm when someone steals his stuff from.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
The company fridge.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
He needs that.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Energy for when he pops in their gas tank.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Allen Cox on one seven WMMS day water me means
child two days off?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Saw me me?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh his mind?

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Dabard, don't put as the roof.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Look quiet, dude. I'm sure by now everybody's seen a
lot of those AI song accounts on social media. The
one that never fails, and it's kind of a double
edged sword, is they're like one of this song was
a funk song, there isn't a song in the planet
that isn't improved by making it a funk song. So
this id the law of diminishing returns because you go,
oh yeah, I get it. It's funny. But yes, every

(52:05):
one of these songs is going to be amazing because
it's a funk song. But it's all AI slop.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
But you hear the back in Black one, that's the
best one, by bye, like that, I heard Come Together,
I heard Tom Sawyer.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Back in Black might be the best one that they've
done of any of them. There's a YouTube, I mean,
there's a number of these fake tunes. Is the one
on YouTube, but there's a bunch of them on on
social media. I'll find it and send it to you.
It is, I mean back in I see uh full
album of Highway to Hell. No, you're talking back.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
It's just back in Black. It's it's so good.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
It's on it.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I found it on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Again, there were it might not be these guys that
I'm playing off of. I mean, there's some wait here
we go.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
This isn't it.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
This isn't it. Everybody's kind of doing this.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Everybody's doing their is how it starts.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Hit he's got more of a shaft vibe to it.
But yeah, yeah, listen, there isn't a song of any
genre that's not going to be improved by making it
a funk cover back in black soul.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Hold on maybe this one. This one, yep, yeah, this
one makes more makes more sense to me. I think, yeah,

(53:47):
this is it.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
Too long?

Speaker 11 (54:00):
When it comes back look at the end of this yeah,
oh my god, what do you mean the way when
it brings it back around, like, oh, it's.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Gets me forget the worst an anyway, you know that

(54:36):
it's so good? I want it.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Yeah, it's pretty good, I mean, you know.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Anyway, I mentioned the Tom Sawyer one because, as expected,
Rush has added a lot more dates. They started off
with seven cities, including Cleveland of course, and all this week,
so I got plenty of chances to win tickets to
see them next fall when they're at the Rock Arena.
Rover tells you every morning what the song of the
day is. Stansbury is gonna play it. You will tell

(55:05):
you when that is today played Spirit of the Radio
early in the show Stansbury. Tomorrow, we'll have another song
for you. Rover will tell you what seven thirty, So
what he tells people what it is, and everybody who
wins this week from the jump you get a pair
of tickets for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
and then one person gets the Rush tickets, so you'll

(55:28):
have one in five chance of winning those. WMMS dot
com for all the details. But every morning this week
around seven thirty, Rover goes, here's the song you're listening for,
here's when Stansbury's gonna play it, and then at the
preordained time.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
But Rush has added a whole bunch more cities, seventeen
dates in all, so for the bureau chieves that we
have in Philly and Detroit and Boston and in Seattle.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
They those are a handful of the cities that they've added.
They're gonna play a couple of casinos. They're gonna play
d C and Charlotte in Atlanta, and a handful more
Canadian shows play Montreal, the Little Caesars Arena there in
Detroit with the Pistons, play the Garden.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
They're gonna play the Garden. They made it so obvious
when we were in that room with them.

Speaker 11 (56:27):
I mean, you know, ah, we're gonna We're gonna start small,
but you never know, we may we may add some
more dates.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
You but I wonder, why do that just release the
whole thing.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
I can tell you exactly why, oh why they didn't
did not announce the second Cleveland date right away because
there there were there were holding dates. There were a
bunch of like pending dates on a bunch of those things.
So they didn't want to release anything they wasn't confirmed.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
I see.

Speaker 11 (56:52):
So they were looking at trying to route the whole tour,
but they wanted to start it small and say, oh,
look we're doing I also think that a big part
of this was are Rush fans going to revolt and
not support this because uh.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Neil and people are pissed off that he's not I
don't think so.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
It's not like they it's not like they kicked him
out of the band he died, But I feel there
you do see some of those purists like really jerking
off to the fact that, oh O'Neil's family.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I'm sure they're happy because it's paid checks. They shouldn't
be on the road without them.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Drum Okay, listen, then go to the show like yeah,
if you're a purest, fine, but I would be the
curiosity would get the better of me. I'd say two
out of three aim bad me. Love said it, I'll
say it. Uh, if you have Getty Lee and Alex Lisson,
it's great.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (57:40):
And she's no slouch and Anikan Nelli's man is legit.
I've been watching some videos of her. Jesus, Yeah, holy
how can she play? And she's not twenty two years old,
you know what I mean, it's like forty one. Like
she's been doing it in a long time. And you
could see why they picked her too, right, She's like,
it's not one of those Oh she's easy on the eyes.
Dead girl can play man.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
All twenty two US and Canadian dates have already sold out.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
So is that true?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Yeah, both Cleveland shows sold out.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
So they've added seventeen more dates.

Speaker 11 (58:13):
And I would not be surprised to see that middle
date in Cleveland Phille because it was seventeenth, nineteenth.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
I think there was like a hold or something on
the eighteenth, Okay, I.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
Mean that would make sense right, Like, well, otherwise you
would just book three shows back to back pack.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah, and those initial cities, they're doing four nights in
Chicago at the United Center, So I would.

Speaker 11 (58:34):
Imagine that there's probably something that's holding them up from
being able to book that. So some band already put
in a request for that date and they're probably like, Okay,
are you really serious, because we can literally fill the
place that night.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
If now, guys, we'd love to have you here.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
But Avenged Sevenfold wants to come through town, and golly,
we just can't say no. You know how they ripped
off all those rips from those other bands, Well, they
want to come in and do their things good evening
Dickies Arena. That's the best part is, you know when

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they have to say hi to the venue, all the
naming rights in Dallas, they're playing the Dickies Arena. Hell anyway,
no dumber than Rocket Arena, I guess, but no Rocket
at least kind of sounds cool. It's no Romo fijo,
but at least it sounds kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah, Rocke Arena.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Why does that sound so weird?

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Echo on that bitch?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
What some revert?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
You drop it again?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Oh? I get no, I didn't, but it sounded weird otherwise.
Oh I like it with the echo. Yes, I'm telling you,
we got to do a full show with that on
someday with the reverb yep.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
So we're like, uh, it's like we're doing the radio
in nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, yeah, dumb okay, Uh, I guess I didn't hold
on strip Scott, Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
High, what's up. I don't know if you want to
hear this. It was a little bit ago, but he
makes you kind of a throwaway a couple of lines
about heroin and stuff, and it just brought back a
memory I had to my ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Yes, remember I said, I'm trying to keep my uh,
I'm trying to keep my nine year old off the spike, right, yeah,
watching her like a hawk Scott.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Yeah, you don't want to get messed you on the
car chiefs in the dragon. It's bad time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
But she's not going to free base Scott. She's gonna
put the spike in like a grown up, all right.
It's like dad showed her smoking like an adult. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Oh yeah, I just I think with the perks. That's
that's because that's you know, it's my bag. No, it's okay.
Though I was at oh boy, some event like ten
years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
They were giving tickets for maybe it was uh, I
don't know if you're doing the cruise back then, or
maybe it was Rogerfest. I don't remember, but it was
something where he had to win the tickets and they
were a hot commodity and I showed up and like
it was a trivia then it was trivia questions and
I got it and people were mad at me, and
I can't remember what it was specifically, it was something
like what what what was it cause the death between

(01:01:30):
these two grunge singers. It was Lane Staley and I
don't know Scott Wiland and I was like, oh, I
know that one to tear one. It was something like
and I got whatever it was. I got the tickets
and people give me the eye and I got my.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Why would they be mad at you if you want
a contest?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
If they wanted it too, obviously they would wanted tickets
and they thought I get People seem to think that
like I get them free or something, and I just
wanted more, like I don't get any It's the buying
like everybody else obviously, but everyone wanted to win and
I got to take different. People were like grumbling at me,
and I'm like it don't feel bad. The only reason
I knew to answer is because I'm also on Heroin.
Is like the that's just the best thing I'll come

(01:02:08):
up with. There's like diffuse the situation. I just thought
it was funny. And then some woman comes up to
me after, like, you know, you really shouldn't take harel Whin,
it's bad for you. Like, I'm not really on Heroin,
Lady's it was just a joke.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
I'm sorry, and this has stuck with you for ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
No, I just remember when you mentioned that, I'm like, whatever, ago,
I forgot that even happened. It just did jog that memory.
But I'm not really on Heroin. It's okay, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Yeah, I don't think you could be any more chilled out, Scott.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Thanks. I guess I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Him on Heroin.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
They can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Do, you know, Rob, I really don't like to do
poop news two days in a row, but because it's
very it's so low brow. But I do also like
to keep it kind of informational, so it's extraordinarily rare
that I will do poop news two days in a row.
But I've got more fo you Davy the Colar Company,

(01:03:18):
you know, you see their logo and all kinds of faucets, toilets,
things like that. The Colar company, as date it is
high end stuff can be. They just debuted a new
six hundred dollars toilet camera called Dakota as in like
decoding your leavings. Oh okay, It watches you go and

(01:03:41):
then it analyzes the results to track your health. Now,
I have to assume that their target audience for this
is not just people who are data driven with respect
to their health. It's also they're really going for that
kink subset too. You don't want to underestimate that at
that price point, a six hundred dollars toilet camera, then

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it analyzes the results to track your health. You've seen
people walking around in these United States, You've seen them eat.
You think anyone's really that concerned about the results of
their health that they're going to spend six hundred dollars
on a toilet camera. Some people will.

Speaker 11 (01:04:19):
I think it's not about the people that we're watching eat.
I think it's about the people we don't see. Oh,
trust ways that we see in the gym twenty four
to seven, Trust and believe I will be installing one
of these.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
He's to get my main bathroom. Get a good look
at it. Yes, of course, take a peek, do you think?

Speaker 15 (01:04:37):
Dakota by Cooler Health Dakota translates your body's signals into
real time insights, helping you decode your body's cues. Dakota
uses advanced spectroscopy sensors to seamlessly analyze what your.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Body leaves the hind like how they're really trying to
jug it up right. We decode your body's signals for
study your terms. We study your saygnals, Oh there's another signal, okay,
wo wow owd your body's cues.

Speaker 15 (01:05:05):
Dakota uses advanced spectroscopy sensors to seamlessly analyze what your
body leaves behind it sleeks self clamping design blends self
clamping to any bathroom. Paired with the Cooler Health app,
Dakota delivers personalized health scores to help build lasting, healthy habits.
If everything your body's been trying to tell you decoded,

(01:05:27):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
What do you do with the information? Because you know
there's going to be people who are like anat want
the Govment coming from a balloon not or whatever. You
know they're not going to put the six hundred dollars
I don't want no camera staring at my leather cheerio. Listen,
there are smart letterboxes, right, there's a there is a

(01:05:53):
what's that company called Whisker, I think the litter robot.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Those are very popular. Those are like eight hundred dollars
people have.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Right, So there's like a drum in there that kind
of churns the litter and filters out the poop and
then you just kind of pull the tray out. Those
saying cheap. Those are like seven hundred, eight hundred bucks
out the box, the litter robots, And so I guess
if they're like, well, that is ostensibly to monitor your

(01:06:21):
pet's habits and health, and so I guess it's a
natural progression that they would want to sell you a
six hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Camera.

Speaker 11 (01:06:32):
But I still don't understand. So it's just looking at
the finet like what you've left again.

Speaker 9 (01:06:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
It has an optical sensor that points into the bowl,
like it clamps over the rim, you know, like in
the toilets of my house, because you know, if I'm
up in the middle of the night or something, I've
got those little lights clamped to the rim, you know
what I mean, Like the lights that the sensor lights
that will open up. Yeah, I've got those tiny little
lights there. So this clamps like this and then analyzes

(01:07:02):
the images. So they're checking for blood now, as you
might suspect. Aside from these six hundred dollars camera, there's
a subscription fee between seventy and one hundred and fifty
six dollars. So it's like if you want to opt

(01:07:23):
for poop Premium. I don't know what they call it,
poop plus, poop plus. There's some real black mirror type
stuff going on here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Crapple TV.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Yes, uh, At toilet time, you sign in via a
fingerprints sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities,
and then you check in with the app. As if
people weren't spending enough time on the toilet on their phones,
now you're gonna be like, you know, doom scrolling. That's

(01:08:00):
how you get roids sitting there for too long. Yeah,
so listen, I'm a big fan of big data. I
think it's fascinating how but again, this is anything like
this is just to collect your data, and so Kohler
obviously will be selling all of this information to someone
at some point.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I'm sure that's all in the fine print. But like, so,
I don't know what the endgame is here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I mean, the top line note on this is something
that's kind of silly and maybe interesting at the same time.

Speaker 11 (01:08:31):
But but all you have to do is look at
that chart that tells you like, Okay, you've got a
bunch of pellets, that means you need to do this,
or like, so, how is this any different?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
That's what I'm confused about. That's just your poop. This
is going to analyze your hydration and if there's any blood. Yeah,
but how can you tell hydration if it's sitting in water.
That's a really good question. Rob I leave it to
the robots. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Cohler warns that the technology doesn't work very well with
dark toilet colors, you know how like Tesla cameras can't
tell if there's a black person crossing the street. Yes,
it's like that, So if you have a if you're
one of those freaks with a black toilet, it's not
really going to work.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Out too well.

Speaker 11 (01:09:19):
Did you see those videos that have been going around
with people driving Tesla's and cemeteries and it detects people
walking through the cemetery.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Yeah, they're it's ghosts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
What is it? It's nonsense? How it's not ghosts? How
do we know Paul Lee's I'm just say I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
A huge believer, but maybe they can see something we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
What I was reading is it's because they're just figures
that it's Listen, those cars can barely tell when there's
a person or another car in the road, right, So
it's clearly reading gravestones and other things as people people.
And then people are pushing that out and go ghosts
and goals.

Speaker 11 (01:10:04):
I'm just saying, you seem a little too uh instantly dismissive, Man,
I am, it could be something serious dismissive. Bringing up
this would not be the first proof quote unquote that
we would.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Have of ghosts.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Imagine if it was. Imagine if then we'd all be billionaires.

Speaker 11 (01:10:22):
The the perfect fix for figuring out ghost paranormal stuff
is developed by Tesla. See the cars, all the issues,
we have nothing, but it works for extra terrestrial stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
It's a ghost chariot, a ghost mobile, the Ecto mobile.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Good goal, Dave, What would you do if you saw
a ghost?

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Oh God, I'm run here? The hanging to hang around.
We'll get the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Out of here.

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
The Curling Carr Show on one called the Allan Cox Show.
Is that what you want to do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
Thinking about Allan wants divorced in them broken.

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
Two six seven eight one double oh seven or one
eight three four eight one.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Double oh seven, hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Dansons the others. I forget that. Kenny Loggins doesn't look
like Kenny Loggins anymore. When you see Kenny Loggins, it's
you're taking aback a little bit because he's had a
lot of work done.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
For the years. He's kind of getting that. He's crossing that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Kenny Rogers, Mickey Rourke axes Kenny Loggins, of course, famous
for all kinds of songs, danger Zone not least of them,
and he is pissed. You saw that video where the
AI video or Trump was taking a dump on people's

(01:12:15):
heads in the plane, right, Yeah, I used danger Zone,
And of course you'd be hard pressed to find anyone
in Mago world or in Congress who thought it was gross.
They just chalk it up to them, Well, he's it's satire.
Nobody over there knows what satire actually is. So the

(01:12:36):
line is, well, it's satire. To make a point, he's
not calling for X, Y and Z, even though if
he was calling for X Y and Z, there's nothing
that Republicans won't defend for Trump. Nothing. So Kenny Loggins
Trump used in this crap video, used danger zone and

(01:12:57):
Kenny Loggins live it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
But this has kind of been part and parcel of
that whole administration.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
They just use, whether they're doing rallies or whether they
just use people's music, and then when the artist invariably goes, hey,
I don't want my music associated with all your fascist nonsense,
they just go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
Who cares used to be? If you suit for that
kind of stuff, like you'd win.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Now. I don't know that that stuff even happens anymore.
An unauthorized use of a danger zone Kenny Loggins. I mean,
obviously it's no shocker, but it's like nobody asked me,
by the way, why use danger zone just because you're
in a plane. It's pretty short sighted. Just because you're
in a plane, you're gonna use danger zone? Well because

(01:13:42):
it had to have been a better No. No, I
understand the association. I'm just like, it doesn't have anything
to do with poop. I think he'd want to like
zero in on the poop.

Speaker 11 (01:13:50):
No, I think he was just trying to do the
whole like the haha top gun eyes while you're a
pilot dropping poop on no king's protests.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Yeah, he's got dumping trumpet like an F eighteen or something,
and he's got like the you know, gussied up like
the top gun guys, wearing a king's hat. Well, well
a crown. Yeah, he's got a crown on hat.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
He's wearing a king's hat, a crown.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Trump gets all mad. He goes, I'm not a king.
I work my ass off like Paul Lee's bro. You've
seen the shape he's in. I'm sure he considers golf
and stairs work. But nobody thinks this guy's out there working.
Give me a break. But Kenny Loggins very upset at
the whole thing. I guess as he should be. And
by the way, what is it? You know, we're all

(01:14:33):
this will eventually be the death of social media. Social
media will just become an ocean of AI slop, you know,
figuratively speaking literally speaking in the Trump crapping on Americans
heads again, the President of the United States with an
AI video in response to millions and millions of people

(01:14:57):
making it very clear around the country of the weekend
that they are is pleased with how things are going.
His response was, here's me in a plane dumping poop
on your heads. But what's with all of the AI
slob videos involving chiropractors throwing old.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
Women into the wall?

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Have you seen these?

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
But I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Okay, So since this Sora program was released, right, I
guess maybe next level AI stuff where you can just
put anything in there and it will render you a
very realistic looking video. My algorithm has been feeding me
NonStop videos of its AI slob videos of chiropractors throwing

(01:15:40):
people old ladies into the wall, or one guy breaking
a chair over another guy's head while he's lying there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
And I don't understand why that is what's being fed
to me. And I'll show you one here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
This is a guy. This is all AI, it's all fake.
But it's a guy lying face down on a chiropractor's table,
you know where you're kind of like a massage table.
Your face is in that doughnut there. Yeah, and the
chiropractor goes, okay, hold still, and he breaks a chair
over the guy's next.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Okay, now we're gonna gently adjust your spine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Okay, so are you ready? I guess good? Oh my god,
I mean I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I don't understand why.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
And the other ones I've seen are like old women
being thrown through the wall. And aside from this, people
leave comments is this real?

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:16:35):
I know?

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
And this is what we have to contend with.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
By the way, if you spend and obviously the technology
is getting more and more realistic to the point where
you're not going to be able to really believe your eyes.
And that's what we'll obviously contribute to just terrible, terrible
things down the road with respect to bad actors, you know,
in government and else. We're using these things and purporting

(01:17:01):
them to be real. But at this point still, if
you put two seconds worth of thought, you will realize, no,
a chiropractor is not throwing an old woman into a wall.
So to me, the bigger problem is not the video itself,
where you might get a chuckle out of it, because
it's not something to see every day. It's the people
who are asking is this real.

Speaker 11 (01:17:21):
There's been a bunch of them with old ladies getting
hit with like a ball in the face. Like I've
seen a bunch of those like they'd be talking about,
Oh my grandsons out whacking. You said, maacked in the
face with a basketball and goes flying out of the chair.
But I wonder why chiropractors don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Here's a chiropractor throwing a guy out of a high
rise window after an adjusted, deep.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Deep deep breath.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Okay, well that's a lawsuit. He throws the guy out
the window and I don't understand, So I guess h
elder abuse and not to put to find a point
on it. That is one of your focal points of
AI entertainment? Now is throwing old women into a wall?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Is it funny the first time you see an elderly
woman thrown into a wall? Yes, there's one where an
old lady is sitting on the bench at a high
school football game. She goes, it's great being this close,
and then a guy comes off the field full on
folds this woman in half back on her right. It's
fundamentally funny to watch. And then she gets back up

(01:18:24):
and you know, I'm not doing this again. Nobody's I
bet Kenny Loggins wouldn't mind his music being used in
chiropractic wrestling videos.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Sure he would you think so, probably so elderly defenestration.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Man, That is part and parcel of what a lot
of these AI videos are doing now. But we are
being inundated with all of this AI slop. But Trump's
response to those No Kings rallies was an a video
of him ejecting poop.

Speaker 11 (01:19:04):
The only AI video I've seen lately that I really
wished was real was the one with the horse and
the carriage in like Central Park, horse blows a fart
and just coverage. Yeah, that's it's so good, And I'm like,
I wanted that to be real so badly. It's just
like you do see those sometimes and you're like, man,

(01:19:24):
why does AI have to be so damn good?

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Like why can't this be real?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
That was my favorite Central Park horse drawn carriage fail
leaves rider covered in uh whatever. Now the coverage on
this has to tell people it is not real, right,
There are a lot of AI flaws in it, you know.
But again, I still think that if people take more

(01:19:49):
than two seconds two, if you can avoid it being
rage bait, you go, oh, that's not real.

Speaker 11 (01:19:56):
If you watch it for a couple like you watch
it twice, right, like as soon as the first I
saw it, I was like, whoa. And then and then
I saw her turn her face and looked like she
was wearing like a full mask covered. I'm like, okay, well,
no horse farted that on her?

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
This is why I don't get on the horse drawn
carriage ride. Does any of people pass them around or whatever.
I'll show it to you. I don't think there's cursing
in it. It's on my face. Yeah, And so she
kind of spins around and it does. It looks like
she's wearing like an ed geen mask made of pope.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
It's on my face. If that was if that was real,
it would have been or she would be screaming bloody murder.

Speaker 9 (01:20:39):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
My question is did the guy feed Rusty so much
beefarino that it just came out into her face. So
a lot of people were asking me if I attended
any of the No Kings rallies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
There was one in downtown Bay Village that I didn't
realize it was even going on. It was near the
Public Line Brewery.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
There was a huge one in Medina.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Yeah, everywhere. Millions and millions and millions of people turned out.
I think it's important to do. I don't think it's
going to do anything. But you know, these are not
people who are a Trump in his coterie of people.
They are not conducting themselves the way that you would
if you are concerned about being elected again. That's not
on their radar. They're not concerned about that because that's

(01:21:23):
not going to be a concern of theirs. So I'm
in it for the signs, right, A lot of pithy
signs of those kinds of things. Mike Johnson blocked me
on Grinder that ain't bad, Groper Cleveland, that wasn't a
bad one.

Speaker 11 (01:21:40):
I saw one that I thought was pretty funny. It
said no foe king Way, and I was like, that's
pretty fay Ux. Yeah, yeah, I was like that's pretty good.
Real clowns would run things better. Tailand all is safer
than tyranny. So some of it's pretty thin.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
But you know, listen, when you have millions and millions
of peaceeople taking time out on their Saturday to get
themselves some cardboard, staple it to a stick, you know,
and write something pithy out there, then some's going on.
But you know, people who are work with AI, there's
still these companies are still trying to you know, again,

(01:22:20):
AI just takes the existing data set and stirs it
around and spits it back out. We're not in some
part of this technology, the generative AI. We're not in
some part of the technology at where we're really worried
about Skynet. Not there yet. So people are still dealing
with what they refer to as AI hallucinations. You know,

(01:22:42):
I've noticed a lot of advertisements for like law firms
and hospitals and things like that, and they're are purporting
to do a better job because they can put all
of this information through AI and it's there to.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Assist them and blah blah blah sopt.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
There's a lot of AI generated and they're giving people
really bad advice across a spectrum of you know, whether
it's legal or medical or whatever. There was an AI
that was suggesting on a medical subreddit. It was suggesting
people try heroin. Now does the AI know something?

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
Weing on.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Suggested users who are insted in pain management to try heroin.
And I think as this stuff gets better and better
and better, that's what people need to remember is there's
nothing inherently AI, nothing inherently evil about AI. It's entirely indifferent.
So if you ask an AI, hey, what's a great
thing for pain management, it's going to go heroin. Heroin
will work. Heroin will work. You're tired of overpaying peroxy cotton,

(01:23:46):
buy some Heroin. People in this notion that like AI
is evil, right, because the dramatic part of it is
it's going to become self aware and it's going to
rise up and it's gonna be Skynet. But it's the
indifference of machine learning that the real terror. There's no emotion,
no emotion at all, to go, hey, what would be
a great way to have to figure out how what

(01:24:08):
would be a great way to manage the next pandemic?
AI could go mass suicide. Yeah yeah, kill all the
people and then you won't have the uh, you won't
have the influenza traveling body to body anymore. Kill all
the infected period.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Uh there, what's the what's the standard AI and the
paper clip problem? Have you ever read that? No, this
was years ago when they were his first kind of
sussing out what AI could or couldn't do. Uh, And
it was referred to as the paper clip apocalypse, And
this was kind of like, uh, Stephen Hawking was an

(01:24:44):
early kind of person talking about this Elon Musk before
he uh became clouded by everything that he's doing. And
they're like, it's not really about paper clips, it's about
switching on an AI that would lead to the destruction

(01:25:04):
of everything kind of carbon based, right, And this is
a thought experiment a good ten fifteen years ago, I
think overseas.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Where they were like, suppose.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Somebody creates an AI program and all they wanted to
do is produce paper clips, and the AI learns more
and more and more so that it can invent ways
of achieving that goal better. And if there's a way
to turn something into paper clips, it will figure out

(01:25:40):
how to do that. It will want to collect whatever
resources are required for that. It's a single minded purpose,
but at the same time way more ingenious than a
human would be, so it would appropriate resources from everything
else else to make paper clips. And so the more

(01:26:05):
it learns, the more it would be focused on its
own survival, which means eventually it would be fighting us
for the resources it needs to continue to make paper clips.
So now let's go on to fight us. And since
AI will have become much smarter than us, it would
win that battle. So it's that it's entirely indifferent, not

(01:26:29):
that there's an evil to it. Right. Hey, you told
me to figure out how to create paper clips, and
I did that by murdering everything else on the planet
of your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Yeah, we got a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Planet full of paper clips.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
That's what you wanted me to do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
So it is interesting, But for now we're relegated to
a world of social media slop with chiropractors throwing old
women into walls or you know, mister Rogers getting high
with easy that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Kind of stuff. Did you see did I send you
the Bob Ross one? Yeah, Bob Ross is in a
lot of Yeah, Bob Ross is in a lot of
those that you'd like to eat those upside down, don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Your mama told me that there's like a Bob Saggot
one where he's just doing straight stand up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
I'm like, I don't get that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
He's not.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
I mean, the real Bob sag It was way filthier
in that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Now there's one thing Rob that so far artificial intelligence
cannot replicate, and that's Brian. Yes, Brian calls a lot
and he's off doing his own thing. Now you're gonna
know this song, but it's a hit man, I don't
mind telling.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
You about you to live with Spear, make you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Eat your heart out. Paul Rodgers, Rogers still alive, Paul Rodgers.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
Yeah yeah. Also not in the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame?

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Bad Company? Or did they just go in? They just
get in this year? Did they bad Company? Maybe this
year they got This might be the year. Yeah, twenty
twenty five. Uh inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame in twenty twenty twenty five with Cyndi laupera
soundguardwis So that's the one coming up?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Is that it's not this month?

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:28:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
When is the the inductions? Oh they do it in
the spring now used to be in the fall, I believe.
Don't they do in the spring or they moved it
or something.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
Let's see induction come on, stupid ai.

Speaker 11 (01:28:51):
Uh ceremony will be held in November eighth, twenty twenty five,
in La Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
So it's not far off. So Bad Company is getting
it finally. Do you think they'll bring Brian up?

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
But he's never been in the band. But you know,
these bands have been around a long long time. They
will bring up all of the people who've ever been
in the band, with some exceptions.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
Well, that would be so good.

Speaker 11 (01:29:12):
Get ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Brian Brian and he
comes out, does that, then the band performs.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I mean Mick Ralphs died, so you got Paul Rodgers left.
Simon Kirk, whose daughter is Simon Kirk the drummer. I
think he has a couple daughters who are pretty accomplished actresses.
Bos Burrell. I think the other guy's still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Go fucking will bowse you live, Speara, make you.

Speaker 8 (01:30:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
I thought I got the solo in the Pretty Good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
I don't think Brian is going to be part of
the induction ceremony there for bad Company.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
You can only hope the Cox show on one.

Speaker 10 (01:30:25):
Alan Cocks He's been asked to leave on multiple occasions.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
He does that whole huh.

Speaker 9 (01:30:33):
I can't hear you.

Speaker 7 (01:30:34):
It's too loud in here.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
Things ms. I got more money here for in about

(01:31:10):
seven or eight minutes. Next keyword one thousand dollars from
the Buzzard bookie, second to last one you'll get today,
So listen for that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Nobody could use a little bit of money.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
I am fascinated by this. The people that pulled the
jewel heist at the Loof. Yeah, I've been to the Loof.
It's it's an amazing museum. And I just remember I
just happened there was a line outside the Loof to
get in, and it just so happened that I had

(01:31:47):
some I'm not even sure how to put it. We
were getting ready this a decade back when we were
in Paris. We went to the music Doorce we went
to the Loof and there was a line, as you
might expect, that looked like it was a couple hours
long to get into the Louver. And the woman that
I had spoken to at the tourism desk or whatever

(01:32:11):
before we went over there, there's all these places in
the city that you can buy tickets for the Louver,
well you know, the tourism places or whatever. And I
think I didn't realize it at the time, but I
think the fact that I had spoken to the woman
in French, even though she knew we were from the
United States, she had given me these special kind of
cut the line passes, and I didn't realize it until

(01:32:33):
we got there and we were able to bypass the
entire line and get into the loof, and some group
did a daytime heist at the louver and they're trying
to figure out who these people are. They think that
they have their first suspect. They think they scooped up
one woman who was part of it. They found her

(01:32:54):
trying to fence a two million dollar gold nugget. Dumbass,
and so right, I mean once, wait a week, I mean, yeah,
once you get it. I mean, what did de Niro say,
What did Jimmy Conway say in Goodfellas? Don't buy anything?
Don't buy anything? And the guy goes out he buys
a car for his wife or a.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Fur or what did I tell you? What did I
tell you? Take this back?

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
After the Luftanza heist. He tells them sit on it,
don't buy anything. And so this group in seven minutes
pulled off a daytime heist of the French Crown Jewels.
They knew exactly what they wanted, said the French Minister
of Culture, and they were very efficient. I've watched a

(01:33:37):
couple of documentaries over the past few years of like
art heists and things like that. Those are fascinating. You
can kind of have your true crime. That to me
gets very very monotonous the true crime things, but like
the heists, I'm way more into that Ocean's eleven type stuff.
Same a daytime robbery at the Loop. Four thieves used

(01:33:59):
a truck mounted basket lift and power tools. It's only
in the explanation of these where you go, wow, it
wasn't like it, you know. I think of the movie Heat,
which is one of my favorite movies of all time.
These high end heists where they spend months planning a
lot of them, aren't that. They're just like, there wasn't

(01:34:19):
anybody looking, and we had a cherry picker, and we
broke in and we got back out.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Louve is the most visited museum in the world. They've
got them Ona Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
They've got all kinds of you know, world renowned art
pieces there, and they've got a giant thing with the
codahamar Abi on it there. They said it was a
very experienced team that I did very very quickly. And
so the French police obviously are in uh panic mode
here trying to recover everything that was taking Take in.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Rather all those French police quotes too, do you see
all those o.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
The chief of police there in Paris said, well, right,
so they're trying to figure out they're trying to figure
out who these people are and where they might have
come from and gone to Perry. Prosecutor said, one hundred

(01:35:27):
investigators are now involved in the probe. And then the
jewels are worth eighty eight million euro or about one
hundred two million dollars. So it's a hell of a take, boy,
if you can fence them, which is going to be
tough to do. The robbery occurred nine to thirty am
local time, right after the museum opened. They parked a

(01:35:51):
basket lift on the side of the lobe that faces
the sin River and they use it to access a
balcony and then forced open a window using an angle
and got into the museum's Apollo Gallery, which is home
to an historic collection of Crown jewels. So again this
is them using like construction equipment. It's not like they

(01:36:14):
scaled up the side of the wall undercover of darkness.
They then just it was a smash and grab, but
well more thought out, Well, yeah, they didn't just run
in and you know, guns blazing or anything like that,
but you had this is not a small piece of equipment, right,
They didn't have like the thing that cuts the glass
in the circle, and they got suction cups. Yeah, nine

(01:36:34):
thirty in the morning. They could have done this any
other time. Apparently an internet outage dropped the security cameras
offline or something like that. So they were in the
museum for fewer than four minutes and they smashed and
grabbed eight objects, and then they fled on a couple

(01:36:56):
of motorcycles. French Minister of Culture Rashida Dati said they
went straight to the display windows. One of the suspects
attempted to set fire to the truck they had used
to carry out the raid, but was stopped by a
security officer. Then they evacuated the visitors. A tr necklace

(01:37:21):
and earring belonging to nineteenth century French Queen Mari I
mean an Holtz was taken. A reliquary brooch. I think
I'm playing them Saturday on two hours to midnight. Reliquary
brooch more prog metal than anything else. A tr and
broach belonging to Empress Eugenie, a wife of Napoleon the Third.

(01:37:48):
We went to Napoleon's grave. When we were there, the
thieves dropped the crown of Empress Eugenie which features thirteen
hundred diamonds. That was the one they dropped it during
their escape. The authorities found it near the scene, so obviously,
you know, in a situation like this, they're like, yeah,
it's there's a lot of money they can make, but

(01:38:09):
there's a lot of historical value to.

Speaker 11 (01:38:11):
And that's the thing trying to sell that stuff like
that's that's the like when you hear about those type
of things being stolen, I'm always like, how do you
offload it? Yeah, I mean you're gonna have to find
someone that's willing to look the other way.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Obviously, a Chinese born French citizen, this woman got scooped up.
She is a suspect accused of stealing six gold nuggets.
Now this is a different situation, Okay, this she was
not part of this one, but they're wondering if they're connected.

(01:38:46):
She was part of a group that broke into the
Museum of Natural History last month, so they're trying to
figure out if she's connected to this other group. If
they hit two museums, and they think she might be.
She took a bunch of gold from the Geology Gallery,
which probably has lighter security on it than the Mona Lisa,

(01:39:10):
but it's worth a couple million dollars. She was detained
in Barcelona trying to dispose of some of the gold
and they think she's part of the team that had
something to do with the louver heist, love Tanza louve Tanza,
saying that the museum's alarm and surveillance systems have been

(01:39:32):
disabled in a cyber attack. The museum spokesperson told the
French newspaper Le Figo the gang was very experienced, well informed.
She was trying to get to China when Spanish police

(01:39:52):
arrested her and so they're trying to figure out if
she is connected to this other group, but they think
that she might be. But it's fascinating. I love those stories.

Speaker 11 (01:40:08):
I just imagine everyone on that entire police force looks
and sounds exactly like Inspector Cluso.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
I thought you said, yo dog does not bet, And.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
What's the back half of that one? It is not
my dog, but that's Martin Peter Sellers. Okay, yeah, he
goes does your dog bet?

Speaker 11 (01:40:32):
And the shopkeeper looks up and he shakes his head no,
and he bends down and the dog grabs onto his
finger and just and he looks. He's like, I thought
you said your dog does not bet and he goes that,
there's not my dog.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
It's so dumb.

Speaker 11 (01:40:46):
I mean, listen, he falls when they're examining the examining
the diamond heist and he's lay on the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
He's like, inspector, are you okay? I was just examining
z X. So many dumb seeds. It's so good, that's
so good. Alan.

Speaker 2 (01:41:02):
Did you see all the AI videos of Stephen Hawking
doing extreme sports?

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
I have seen those, right, They got him coming out
of half pipe.

Speaker 2 (01:41:10):
Have you seen those?

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
No, this is a blast a blast. No, it's not
him talking. They're like, oh that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
AI generated like he's in he's in a UFC ring here.
I'll just show you some of them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
Here, sure spinning, Oh my god, hell.

Speaker 7 (01:41:31):
Word the place looking.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
I mean, he falls out of the chair, beating the
hell out of him and there he is in a
he's in look at F one cars. Yeah, half fight
the SPA building on that chair, he's coming up the
wall and of course he doesn't nail the landing, so

(01:41:55):
the chair like explodes and I'm just getting caught here
and you see the cage dive w W A cage dive.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
The case of little Isaac Steven, you are not the
father and he gets out of the chair and starts
dancing because of fur as Stephen Hawking can't actually.

Speaker 11 (01:42:18):
Okay because he's dead. The one that like again, I'm
seeing it a little delayed, but the one that got
me was the the f one.

Speaker 8 (01:42:25):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
And he's in there, he's in the car.

Speaker 6 (01:42:26):
Oh yeah, from a wheelchair, from a wheelchair, yeah, him
getting his asshooped, and they bring it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
It looks so real too, right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
So these are all things that are listen, they're undeniably entertaining,
but they portend to something terrible, and not least of which,
by the way, you know, they talk about, oh, they're
going to make this giant AI data center out there
in Lordstown, and they're going to do one in Michigan,
and blah blah blah. AI require there is more energy

(01:43:01):
than just about anything else happening right now, which is
why environmentalists are freaking out. Why you know, they talk
about why are people's energy bills going through the roof
in a windmills?

Speaker 4 (01:43:14):
It's because of data centers.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
That's why everybody's energy bills are going through the roof
because it requires so much energy. So we are going
to be paying for AI data centers that will not
directly really benefit us in any way. The companies that
own them will continue to get wealthier and wealthier. But

(01:43:36):
they are massive energy suckers, these data centers. There's one
in Abilene, Texas, right and they'll account in just a
few years for about ten percent of the output of
the energy grit. They use significantly more energy than you

(01:43:58):
and I do, Like, why is my energy bill going up?
You hear these commercials too, right, Well, the data grid
is constantly being tested, yes, because of AI data centers,
and there's no like government oversight. Everybody's just full speed
ahead on AI. It's they go, oh yeah, So you

(01:44:22):
know they're talking about they're gonna build one. Microsoft is
trying to build like some huge data center in the Midwest.
And it's good. You need water to cool these things.
These servers get real hot, so you need water to
cool them. They use a ton of energy and a
ton of natural resources. So this data center that they're

(01:44:44):
talking about, they're like, it's gonna drain three million gallons
of water from Lake Michigan every day.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
To cool the servers. But isn't it just putting wouldn't
it be putting it right back in?

Speaker 9 (01:44:56):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
No, you're not gonna generate, you're not gonna get three
million gallons of rain water every day.

Speaker 11 (01:45:03):
But if you're using water to cool the servers, is
it evaporating the watery?

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:45:12):
I was just thinking he was running cool like cold
water to keep the temperature with servers down.

Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
I wasn't right. But but again they're talking about what
is the impact, because what do we do here?

Speaker 3 (01:45:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
We go, Hey, we're golden baby, We got the Great
Lakes until your data centers take a giant straw to
them and then what happens? So, yeah, there's all these
and again nobody who's in charge now is putting any
stops or guard rails at all. The president is posting

(01:45:44):
videos of him taking a poop on the public. This
isn't a guy who's like, we really need to step
back and really take a take a look at ai.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
He wasn't taking a poop out sorry, dumping.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Dumping, you know. And so of course people will blame
wind mills or whatever. He's dummies, you know, Oh, windmills
are accounting for increase. No, they're not data centers. So
the people are trying to tell you that renewable energy

(01:46:16):
is a scam. It ain't it. You got European countries
who have more than enough energy from renewables. The scam
are data centers that aren't going to pay for energy use.
Those costs are going to get passed to us. They're
not going to be paying in to how much energy
an inordinate amount of energy they use for data centers.

(01:46:39):
Because the selling point, the promise of any emerging technology,
Oh look, how this is going to improve your life?

Speaker 4 (01:46:45):
Oh is it?

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Because we're not going to get it's not like we're
going to get dividends. We're not going to get financial
residuals from whatever happens there at the data centers. So
it'll just keep driving energy costs up. And at the
same time, the people who are doing that are gonna
have to keep pushing nonsense and conspiracy theories about how

(01:47:08):
it's renewable energy. It's the real problem, the windmills or
the real problem. So I don't know, it's interesting, you
know they talk about you know, they release some AI
jobs report a while ago, and they're like, yeah, most

(01:47:29):
people are gonna lose their job because of AI, right,
because a lot of these companies that use it now
it's not to replace people, it's to supplement what they do.
It's to complement what they do. Companies cannot wait for
AI to replace people. It's the business they're in. Get
rid of your labor costs, invest in AI, and they're like,

(01:47:50):
in the next decade there's probably gonna be one hundred
million jobs lost to AI. These aren't people that are
using A to complement what they already do. They're going
to be replaced. So like fast food workers, which is
still an entry level job for a lot of people, right,

(01:48:11):
or customer service or accountants or software developers, those are
the jobs now. I don't hear AI replacing CEOs. I'm
not sure why that's not a solution that's on the table.
If the point is reducing cost. If the point is, well,
we've got to reduce labor cost. A lot of labor redundancies,
and we all know famously CEOs make four hundred times

(01:48:34):
what a rank and file worker would make.

Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
Why not cut at the top.

Speaker 2 (01:48:38):
If redundancy is always an issue in the labor force,
and cutting labor cost is job one why don't they
get rid of the people at the top.

Speaker 4 (01:48:49):
Now you're just being silly.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Well, I'm just saying, if you're a CEO of an
AI company, you'd think, why wouldn't they voluntarily relinquish their control?
Why Sam Oldmen and sund Our peach Eye and dario
Amidae and all those guys. If they are so sure
about the promise of AI, let's see it run your company.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
Well, why don't you step down?

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
And of course you know when it is, why are
you if it's cutting labor costs, why don't you guys
step down?

Speaker 4 (01:49:19):
Well I'll tell you what.

Speaker 11 (01:49:19):
I'll step down in thirty three years when it's uh
ready to go, when it's prime time.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Yeah, And that's the thing. It's like I said before,
there are fewer people worried about like runaway super intelligence.
It's more that AI for the most part, is actually
too dumb to understand what it's doing. That to bebe
would be more concerning. So it's like, because AI is indifferent,
it's not emotional. So it's like, you know, how do

(01:49:48):
we teach AI or values? Like what are you insane?

Speaker 4 (01:49:51):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
So, if you have another generation of AI models that
don't align with Q human values, and I'll be able
to prevent that, and at a time when we have
the worst possible people in charge. So frankly, the singularity
can't come soon enough for me. Put the nanobots in

(01:50:16):
my blood, turn my brain into Google. I can only
get smarter, can't get dumber. The Allen Cox Show on.

Speaker 7 (01:50:26):
One hundred point seven.

Speaker 8 (01:50:30):
Buzz Of the Buzzer Buzzers, Cleveland, All The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 16 (01:50:39):
I'm sure it'll work for people on vacation when they
don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it
working on a day to day basis two.

Speaker 8 (01:50:44):
One sixty five seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight hundred three four eighty one double oh seven?

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
Is Andrew WK still around? That's a great Which one?
What do you mean like three guys?

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
That was Andrew WK?

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
I don't think so. He's he's married to Kat Dennings.
She lets him leave it out. I thought there was
like the replacement guy or something at one point. Oh,
I don't know about that. Maybe as a goof, but
Andrew WK is one guy. Yeah, but I don't think
he was the original guy. Oh, I've never heard anything
around those lines. The original was a franchise, Yeah, like
there was. Andrew Wilkes's career is the guy I met

(01:51:31):
twenty five years ago the all in White smashed his
face with a brick for the cover of that record.
He's married to Cat Dennings. I didn't know there was
more than one am thinking of. I could have sworn
that was party hard. All of his music early on
was like beer commercial music, right.

Speaker 11 (01:51:51):
Yeah, I remember the song I just I for some reason,
thought there was like two people that were him.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Well, I never heard about that. I don't know I
could be making that all up Rob.

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
When it's time to party, we will party hard. Let's
get a party going. Let's get a party going. How
can you not feel good about the state of rock
and roll when you hear this goddamn thing come on,

(01:52:27):
and you never hear it anymore. Everybody pooh poohed Andrew
w k Everybody looked down their nose at this guy.
And then he started doing more and more interesting things
and innovative things from Detroit, I think, right, I put

(01:52:49):
out an album called God is Partying? You kidding? Make
Come on, man, it's not even Friday, Rob. You know

(01:53:09):
what I'm saying, I'm ready now it's Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
Five to five.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Oh come on, man, are you kidding me? I am
hard now, right. We do what we like, and we
like what we do.

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
That's not what I want.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
What do I Want's piano in there? I'm just amusing
myself back Gray, So it looks like things start feeling

(01:54:02):
all right. No, no, yeah, Well, so there was another
guy that well.

Speaker 11 (01:54:19):
It's a conspiracy theory thing I had heard years ago,
that's what it was. So it was in two thousand
and five they said that the original guy died and
was replaced with another dude that looked like him. So
that's just something that I heard years ago. So when
you said that, I hadn't thought of that guy, probably
since then, probably the last time I heard that song
you just played and I instantly remembered that, and I

(01:54:42):
was like, oh, that's right, Yeah, I didn't they replace him.

Speaker 2 (01:54:47):
Remember when conspiracy theories used to be, it was more
kind of alien in nature like that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:54):
That was a big one.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
So and so is dead and was replaced by or whatever. Right, yeah,
now it's oh no, that's not a clone. That's the
real guy. But he diddles kids like they've it's jumped
up a notch. You're like, Jesus, why don't you just
say that I'm dead. I'd rather be I'd rather be
part of the clone conspiracy anything else. Andrew W k

(01:55:20):
some one time back in the day, he would take
these long sabbaticals to tend to his mental health, as
one should.

Speaker 3 (01:55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
A few years ago, he was named Person of the
Year by the American Association of Suicide Ology.

Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
Who knew.

Speaker 2 (01:55:41):
Due to his consistent and powerful use of positivity to
improve the lives of people who hear his music. Right,
this is a guy was like, Hey, get out there
and party hard and do what you want to do,
and like doing it. Yeah, And that attracted Kat Dennings.

(01:56:05):
She liked to cut his jib and he liked that.
He liked her thirty eight double d's. But he'd been
married a couple times before. I think he got a
couple kids, and you know, but his brother's a professional golfer.
And then he married Kat Dennings. They've been married for

(01:56:25):
four or five years now. And h anyway, where's that
guy making money? One time I met him, Well, because
he tours, he does music. I mean, he does like
spoken words stuff. He kind of cobbled together. He was
a very kind of singular figure in rock and roll,
and that's kind of why I brought him of the
first place. You don't really hear about the guy anymore.

(01:56:52):
Rob's right. Rover interviewed Andrew WK before he played Roverfest
one year, and he was really cagey about it. Oh,
I guess that proved that he's a clone more probably
more along the lines of Jesus, I don't want to
talk about this dumb crap.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
Maybe that's right here. I don't remember where the hell
I hurt that. Well, Like, contrary to his music, I'm
pretty sure he's straight edge.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:57:12):
A couple of days ago we were talking about how
it was National Edge Day. Would sounded like something much
more fun, but straight edge. I'm pretty sure that Andrew
WK straight edge, you know, dressed on white, that that
dingy like Painter's outfit. Look, he's got do what we like,
and we like what we do. Does Andrew WK sand

(01:57:38):
for Andrew wed Cat? Yes, Andrew wed Cat.

Speaker 4 (01:57:43):
That innings well. He is a lucky son of a
bitch boy.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
She's cute. Yeah, I forget she was the kid daughter
in forty year old virgin. Yep, right, because she got
she made some money on that sitcom, that Whitney Coming sitcom.
And she's in the Marvel universe yea, yep, she's in
the Thor movie. And she's on some show now. I
think she's on another. You know, Tim Allen keeps getting

(01:58:06):
sitcoms kind of like Blue State. He's kind of like
one of the last like Red State sitcom type guys,
you know, And so he's on a show with her now.
But yeah, she's had a pretty good career. Catherine Victoria
Litwhack is the real name. But that Two Broke Girls

(01:58:26):
was on long enough for her to get a cut
of syndication. That's why that blonde girl doesn't really need
to work that much. You never see the other girl
in much because you're like, they got they've made money.
And Kat Dennings is lovely and talented. Little Kat Denning's
Google image search right there, And you might recall she

(01:58:48):
got scooped up in the fappening. Remember when all those
celebrity nudes were getting pulled off phones, Kat Dennings had
been sending nudes to someone. I don't know that they
were to, but Kat Dennings had gotten scooped up in that.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
Oh, and so.

Speaker 2 (01:59:07):
I did know.

Speaker 4 (01:59:08):
I'm not trying to point people anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
I'm just saying that at the time, a good ten
years ago, when she was like in her early mid twenties,
she was one of the celebrities whose nudes were put online,
and that can't be fun. I would never look something
like that up at Well, that's good to hear, rob
because I doubt she would want anyone doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
Well, I would think at this point she knows that
it's just out there.

Speaker 8 (01:59:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:59:34):
So I think that she and Andrew WK are both
straight edge and that's probably maybe part of what you know,
drew them to each other. But yeah, I think that
I remember years ago when we all were looking for
celebrity nudes online. I think she was the part of
the fappening. I think was that what it was called

(01:59:55):
the fappening? It was Yeah, yeah, I know, it was
what's the blonde under the other chesty woman? Oh? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:00:04):
Oh, Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 11 (02:00:05):
Now she was a model. She's married to a You
might have mentioned her earlier. Who's the baseball player that's
married to.

Speaker 4 (02:00:17):
Lander? Oh, Kate Upton Kate Upton her. Oh really, she
was one of them.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
Yeah, I mean she's got so many bikini photos though
from Sports Illustrated.

Speaker 9 (02:00:25):
You no, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
I'm just saying you can kind of let your imagination
fill in the gaps. But it's always different.

Speaker 7 (02:00:31):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:00:35):
Beth Bear is one of the main characters on the
show The Neighborhood. You're right, boy, that is a show.
You ever met one person who says they watch The Neighborhood?
I bet you don't even know what that show is.
It's on CBS. It's a network sitcom. It's been on
for like eight seasons. It's Cedric the Entertainer. It's Schmidt

(02:00:55):
from New Girl. I forget the actor's name. Yeah, the
blonde from Two Broke Girls. This is a show that
they had to completely recast. They had all these other
people in it, and they recast the whole thing, and
it was what's that guy's Max Greenfield? He played Schmidt
on New Girl back in the day. And it's like

(02:01:16):
it's been on for seven or eight seasons, keeps getting renewed.
Now again, it's just anecdotal, but I kind of keep
my ear of the ground. I've never heard one person, say, boy,
The Neighborhood is a funny show. You ever watched The Neighborhood?
I haven't never once, but yeah, they had cast completely
different people in it, and then they recast anyway, thank you.

(02:01:45):
That blonde girl is.

Speaker 4 (02:01:47):
On that show, Alan Kat Dennings is cute, but that
goes away once she talks. Uh, you don't like her voice.
I don't know that I can conjure her voice in
my head.

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
I mean, if I remember she just said a regular voice,
I think, doesn't she have like a nasally sound?

Speaker 11 (02:02:06):
I don't know, like she's like that sarcastic nasally. Yeah,
I remember that show.

Speaker 4 (02:02:13):
It was Kat.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Denning's talking on the view about her new show, her
Father Daughter Comedy. This is the Tim Allen show out
of Shifting Gears. It's shifting Gears has to be an
automotive component for people to understand.

Speaker 4 (02:02:26):
It's Tim Allen.

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
Are you Are you a resolution maker heading into the
new year? God? Yeah, yes, yes and no. I'm kind
of sick of it because it never pans out for me.

Speaker 4 (02:02:36):
But I did resolve to read more books. I last
year was my not to show off.

Speaker 2 (02:02:42):
I read thirty three books. Wow, nerd, I mean that's
not the worst voice I've ever heard that certainly wouldn't
jump out at me as an annoying voice.

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
Well she does.

Speaker 2 (02:02:51):
She is nasally.

Speaker 11 (02:02:52):
You can you know she's got I mean, I can
see why someone would say that. And you know, when
they're in TV shows, they're putting non characters and stuff too. Yeah,
you gotta do it through a character. Miss amist does
do care you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
Don't see I gotta do a cast says those things
through a character. Alan Courtney from Diamond here we have
watched The Neighborhood from the very beginning. There you go
Courtney from Diamond checking in the one and I've never
met Courtney, I don't think, but she checks in with
some frequency. She would be the first and only person
I've ever heard say they would. But obviously, those shows,

(02:03:26):
especially now, they don't get renewed.

Speaker 4 (02:03:28):
Unless people are watching them. So a lot of people
are watching that show.

Speaker 2 (02:03:32):
There was a there was an ad for it or something,
and I was like, Jesus, the eighth season premiere, will
you kidding me? Maybe it's great. I've never watched it.
What's it called the Neighborhood? See the prebis is a
white couple moves into a black neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (02:03:49):
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:03:49):
Cedric the entertainer is the neighbor and Vax Greenfield and
his wife moved in, and there's a fish out of
water thing.

Speaker 4 (02:03:55):
And but again, those shows.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
Don't get renewed unless people are watching them, right, Alan,
Andrew w K has invested a bunch of clubs and restaurants,
so he's made a decent amount of money. Yeah, you
know what money makers. Clubs and restaurants are. Well, you know,
I mean, I guess if you make good investments, Yeah,

(02:04:18):
you can do that. It's just the margins. There's a
razor thin well.

Speaker 11 (02:04:22):
Knowing what he likes and liking what he does, you know,
I mean, those are important things when you're looking for
a career.

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
Yes, you will never work a day in your life,
right Alan.

Speaker 4 (02:04:35):
Kat Dennings's real name is Katherine Litwack. So it's k Litwack.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
Yeah, yeah, it is Ka lit Whack.

Speaker 7 (02:04:50):
Work that tongue, get that slime off, yeah, okay, k.

Speaker 2 (02:04:56):
K yeah lit Wack. Okay, see me after the show. Okay, yeah,
I'll explain it. It's a whole thing. Thank you, I
tell you what. I'm so envious of people. I've started
to read more. I'm so envious of these people that were, like,
I read thirty three books last year.

Speaker 4 (02:05:15):
I'm like, Jesus, that's three a week. M math, that's
real bitch for you there.

Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
One of the books I'm reading is on math. Is it?
I hope it is?

Speaker 4 (02:05:29):
Please? Oh, I was hoping so much. No, I should
That would be.

Speaker 2 (02:05:35):
Reading a book called Sapiens, which is a very thick book.
I finished the Marty Feldman biography. I finished a book
Stansbury and I were reading. I think I recommended it
to him. It was the James L. Brooks book.

Speaker 4 (02:05:49):
Or was James L. Brooks or yeah, Jimmy Brooks.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
I think so. I've yeah, over the past year, I've
read more books. But these people, I do these people have.
Of course, these are rich celebrities. I guess they can
just kick it when they want to and read books.
But people are like, I've read thirty books. Our friend
Mary Santora reads, to her credit, reads a lot of books.
I think she reads like fiction books. I don't really

(02:06:13):
read fiction. I prefer nonfiction. But yeah, these people are like,
I'm going to read a book a week, Geez, I
would love to.

Speaker 4 (02:06:22):
Well I would too, but I'm like, wait at the time,
how many books would that be?

Speaker 2 (02:06:27):
A book a week? Yeah, I mean it depends on
what year you're talking about. Okay, book a week five,
twenty twenty five, So a book a week?

Speaker 8 (02:06:40):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (02:06:42):
There's how many hours in a week? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Okay, so right, so it's called a work week forty hours, right,
a normal work week, I mean a book a week. Okay,
So they're forty hours, and I know work week seven
days in a week? Yeah, and how many weeks? There's
fifty two weeks in a year, so if you run

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one to two, but seven days in each week.

Speaker 4 (02:07:11):
So if you wanted to read a book a week
for a year, is that what you said?

Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
Yeah, to be three hundred and sixty four books, you
know'd be like seventy one books fifty two weeks a year.
If you want to read a book a week times
seventy even, how many minutes in an hours of this?
Sixty sixty? I knew that one. Yeah, and how many
how many hours are there in a week? Oh golly,

(02:07:36):
twenty four times seven? There's twenty four hours in a day. Yeah, seven,
it's one hundred and sixty eight hours. Right, so it's
one hundred and sixty eight books. No, no, no, no,
that's no no no. If you want to read a
book a week for a year, yeah, there'll be fifty
two books. Rob, I believe fifty two weeks. I think
we're over complicating the whole thing. Oh, because it's fifty

(02:07:57):
two weeks in the weeks and a year. So if
you want to read one a week, fifty two books,
yeah right, and you're never gonna do it every week,
so you probably end the year with let's say, forty
seven books. But yeah, people who are like, oh I

(02:08:18):
want to I'm reading a lot more books, I'm like,
first of all, that's amazing, because most people at this point,
even if you like to read, most people just go
start scrolling. Yeah, you know you've got the universe in
your phone, Like, I understand it.

Speaker 4 (02:08:33):
My goal this year is to read like six seven books.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
Six seven, six seven.

Speaker 4 (02:08:38):
Oh God for you like that?

Speaker 2 (02:08:41):
Six seven, six seven. Teachers are flipping their wigs over
six seven. My daughter comes up, she goes, every boy
in class is doing six seven. Oh yeah, oh, teachers
are going banana's over six seven. You might not know
what it is if you don't have a kid or
you're not on TikTok, I work it in whenever I can.
Six at six then cock show.

Speaker 7 (02:09:03):
On one hundred point seven.

Speaker 10 (02:09:07):
Clevelanders are damn proud of their city.

Speaker 9 (02:09:11):
Come on, you were born here, he moved here.

Speaker 2 (02:09:15):
This is a man that has endured real torture in
a foreign setting.

Speaker 7 (02:09:19):
So who's the real hero?

Speaker 1 (02:09:21):
I would hope people.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
Would listen to our heroes. All Cox one hundred seven
w m MS.

Speaker 5 (02:09:32):
I am bored.

Speaker 2 (02:09:34):
I'm the chairman of the board. I'm a linked.

Speaker 7 (02:09:47):
Myself for myself.

Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
Hey. The Qualiers will start up tomorrow night, kicking off
the regular season in New York against the Knickerbockers at
Madison Square Garden. Of course you'll hear it here on MMS,
as we are your FM flagship for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Seven o'clock tip off tomorrow night, six thirty pre game Friday.

(02:10:17):
It will be a seven thirty start against the Brooklyn Nets.
That's Kyrie irving the Brooklyn Nets. Is he with the
MAVs Kyrie Kyrie? Or is he not playing currently?

Speaker 8 (02:10:29):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:10:29):
He's playing?

Speaker 2 (02:10:30):
Yeah, where is he?

Speaker 4 (02:10:31):
I thought he was part of that not part of
the Luca thing. But I thought Kyrie went to the Mavericks.

Speaker 2 (02:10:37):
AnyWho. I still think of him as being with the
Celtics and being with Calvs and being with the Nets.

Speaker 4 (02:10:42):
You are correct, okay, Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 2 (02:10:44):
And who else on the MAVs they traded Luca and
got who erk is? Kristaps porzingis on the Knicks or
has he gone somewhere too? Man?

Speaker 11 (02:10:54):
I gotta tell you, I'm not the world's greatest when
it comes to who's where in the NBA, especially when
they haven't even started.

Speaker 4 (02:11:00):
Once they get going, I know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
Yeah, okay, let me see Dallas anyway, your Knicks and
your Calves. That's Patrick Ewing, that's Walt Frasier. I believe
those guys are still there. John Starks, so be a
good game tomorrow night, and then of course the home opener.
The Calves will come to the Rocket Arena on Sunday
night for six o'clock tip off against the Milwaukee Bucks.

(02:11:27):
And you'll hear that here as well. Tom Thibodeau, this guy,
you know, he a longtime coach of the Bulls. That's
when I was paying attention to Tom Thibodeau. And then
he was with Ugh Burp and he was with the Knicks,
and now he's just effing with the Knicks because he's

(02:11:48):
watching he was watching the Celtics shoot around or something,
and he's like opening up the Knicks playbook for the
for the Celtics. You know, he took the Knicks to
the finals, like their first finals appearance in like friggin
twenty years, and they cut him at the end of
the season and they put in full circle. Former Cavalier's

(02:12:12):
coach Mike Brown. Tom Thibodeau was at the Celtics practice
and he was going over Nick's film with them, and
so he's like, Hey, when you guys play the next
here's what you're gonna want to do. FYI. But you listen,

(02:12:34):
he's a guy that people want to talk to. The
Celtics don't have good odds, at least not for the
upcoming season. If you can put any stock in those
kinds of things. Alan you're talking about reading books, My
wife reads those smut books and some are only two

(02:12:58):
hundred pages, but so far this year she's read up
to two hundred and twenty one books and mom porn
that can't be real. Well, if there are two hundred
pages and she's banging through two a week. She reads
all the time. Our kids are older, so she didn't
have to deal with the kids. She reads on her
lunch breaks and instead of watching TV, she just reads. Okay, yeah,

(02:13:21):
I mean that would be a great spot to get to,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (02:13:24):
I'd love to do that. Yeah, I just there's so
many things. I'm so add when it comes to that, Like,
I just get so distracted. I try, I sit down,
I start, get like ten pages in, and I'm like, eh,
on to the next thing. It's not even that I
get distracted.

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
It's just I feel like maybe I'm not reading the
right book. I've the book I've mentioned before. It's an
old book. I mean I read it for the first time,
I think in college. It's called Amusing Ourselves to Death.
A guy named Neil Postman wrote this forty years ago,
and they'll re release it every few years. I'll update

(02:14:00):
the cover and you know whatever. And it's basically it
was called public discourse in the age of show business
about the changes that er that news and entertainment go through.

Speaker 4 (02:14:12):
So it's just as it's just as relevant now as
it was forty years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:14:20):
It says you kind of have to update four things
like the Internet and you know, and social media and
things like that.

Speaker 4 (02:14:25):
But it was basically forty years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
I mean, this guy saw where things were going, where
politics and education and journalism and everything else were going
to all become entertainment.

Speaker 4 (02:14:38):
And it's a wild book. I reread it last year.
I hadn't read it since college.

Speaker 2 (02:14:43):
It's called Amusing Ourselves to Death and so those kinds
of books are interesting to me.

Speaker 11 (02:14:50):
I'm reading Slow Horses, oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah, that's
the only and again I get ten pages in.

Speaker 4 (02:14:57):
Well, I wonder how many fart videos I can watch
on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
Yeah, and how.

Speaker 4 (02:15:06):
Many do you get tons?

Speaker 2 (02:15:08):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
My algorithm, it it just knows me.

Speaker 1 (02:15:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:15:14):
Starts with Patriots fans watching Drake May highlights before bed,
and it's stand from South Park's dad rubbing one out
on the couch. Hey, you know, and then you go
on to your next thing. It just it knows, it
knows me things I need, things I love. Yeah, food
porn was the thing I told you about earlier. And

(02:15:34):
how to make soy sauce.

Speaker 4 (02:15:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:15:37):
It's a little person running around with a gun as
soon as he shoots it. It blows him backwards. See,
these are the things that I can't see you laughing.

Speaker 2 (02:15:45):
Yeah, it's just like when I'm done looking at things
like that, because you really can't. You know, we've all
kind of blown not realizing how much time we've spent
doing that. When you're just scrolling and you go, jeeseus,
I've been doing this for an hour and at the
end of it, it's just cotton candy. At the end
of it, you're like, I don't know anything new and

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I don't learn anything new.

Speaker 4 (02:16:08):
But I laughed and had a good time doing it,
I guess. But like we do that here too, I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:16:13):
Like when I'm not working, I'm like, I'm trying to
put interesting things in my brain so I can come
back here and maybe synthesize them in a way that
makes them funny or interesting or compelling or something.

Speaker 5 (02:16:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
And it's like when I just look at dumb crap
like it did do nothing for me, And so I
know I am watching less television just because you know,
there's there are just fewer things that interest me. There's
more and more crap getting fed down the pipe every day,

(02:16:47):
and less and less of it is interesting to me.

Speaker 11 (02:16:49):
Yeah, right now, we're just it's two shows right now.
Melissa and I are watching The Slow Horses and we're
watching The Last of Us, that second season.

Speaker 2 (02:16:58):
I'm watching Slow Horse. I'm watching Task Over an HBO,
which is interesting. Not much happened, but Mark Ruffalo's great.

Speaker 11 (02:17:11):
Then I don't know what else I don't know that
I'm watching. I still haven't finished like a bunch of
the things that I started to like. I got bored
with severance, so I have to go back and watch that.
There's you know, there's there's things like that that I
need to go back and finish.

Speaker 2 (02:17:26):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:17:26):
There's a new season of that teenage version of The Boys?
What was that called me?

Speaker 2 (02:17:31):
I bailed?

Speaker 4 (02:17:32):
Is it not good?

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
Bailed the first I watched the first season and then
one of the actors died in real life. Okay, so
they cut him out. But I'm just like, I don't
care about this. I don't care about these characters. I mean,
you know, getting a cameo from one of the main
characters from the Boys is not enough to Yeah, I
bailed on that, right, So yeah, it Slow Horses is great.

(02:17:58):
It's great, but that's kind of like that, it's dad
TV without questions. Yeah, British spies.

Speaker 11 (02:18:03):
But it's great and it's exactly what like, I loved
the Gentleman things like that. Those type of shows are
built for me, guy richie type stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:18:11):
Oh so good.

Speaker 2 (02:18:13):
So now task is all right. I'm watching The Diplomat.
They just dropped a new season of The Diplomat over
on Netflix. Started watching a show called Wayward. They're trying
to be twin peaksy, but I bailed on that fast
because I think it's Canadian. So everybody in there is
like there's something that's a little bit off. Like they
got Tony Collette to headline the thing to draw you in,

(02:18:34):
but I was like, I do not care about this.
May Martin is the lead, and she's a comedian and
she's funny and she's good in this dramatic thing. But
I'm like, I don't care about this. So I watched
two episodes of that and bailed. Tell Rob Jenv is great.
I mean, yeah, it's fine, it's okay. I'm finished the

(02:19:00):
Gacy thing. But other than that, Rob, other than the
ten shows i'm watching, I'm not really watching that much TV.

Speaker 4 (02:19:06):
Yeah, it sounds like you're not watching any at all.
You can do it yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Well, I got like an hour a night to watch television,
so I'm i gotta be you know, I've got to
be judicious with what I'm doing there with the boob
tube as it were, boob boob. What's the joke again?
For people who missed it?

Speaker 8 (02:19:24):
What is?

Speaker 10 (02:19:25):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (02:19:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
Hold on?

Speaker 11 (02:19:26):
I gotta figure out how to say it, so I don't.
Uh did you know that pigeons die immediately following sex?
He said no, Well, the one if did.

Speaker 2 (02:19:41):
There was a great video of that joke being told
by an old man and it was on an index
card and he read one side of it.

Speaker 4 (02:19:48):
He read this setup and he flipped it over.

Speaker 9 (02:19:49):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (02:19:49):
When he went to read the punchline, he couldn't get
it out. He was laughing so hard. It's great.

Speaker 2 (02:19:55):
So that guy told the joke at work. HR didn't
find it amusing. This guy works with the frontman for
Bad Brains.

Speaker 4 (02:20:03):
The front man for Bad Brains anyone.

Speaker 2 (02:20:05):
Ah, the Chair Company. That's the new Tim Robinson thing
over in HBO. He is a very acquired taste. There's
a new network show called DMV. Tim Meadows Now is
in everything right. This guy was gone. Then he was
in The Goldbergs and he was in the spinoff that
nobody saw, and then it was that he's in Peacemaker
and he's in DMV DMV. I don't know if people

(02:20:27):
are paying attention to it because they're not really promoting it.
But it's the guy from Righteous Gemstones, the guy played Keith.

Speaker 3 (02:20:34):
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (02:20:36):
Yeah, it's what's her name from Cleveland. She was on
SNL and she split Molly. Molly Kearney from Cleveland, Ohio
is on it. And then Harriet's Somebody. She's Australian. She's
on a very funny sitcom called Colin from Accounts, she
and her husband. It's Australian but it's, uh, it's funny.

Speaker 11 (02:20:53):
You know what else we started watching with Calli I
forgot little twenty minute episodes.

Speaker 2 (02:20:57):
We just started watching Ghosts. Did you watch that at Ghosts? Oh,
it's great. A mutch with my kid. They just started
season five. Oh, it's so good. That's of a British show.
And about a couple of years ago we're like, oh,
we should check out the British show. For whatever reason,
did not like it. But the American version of Ghosts
is very entertaining.

Speaker 4 (02:21:14):
Oh, it's very funny.

Speaker 11 (02:21:16):
I don't know, we're probably ten episodes in, but yeah,
the three of us will watch that, like knock Out
a couple episodes and.

Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
It's pretty standard sitcom fair, but it's cast well and
it's funny, and it's you know.

Speaker 11 (02:21:25):
I mean, I'll come from such different walks of life.
That's what makes it to me. That's what makes it
so funny. You know, as they're all sort of trying
to help each other and then finding out how they
all died and that sort of stuff. It's interesting, funny show.
I'm getting a lot of second season of gen V's great.

Speaker 2 (02:21:39):
Well well people are saying it. Listen, don't take my
word for it. I just bailed because I just didn't care.

Speaker 4 (02:21:42):
But you might love it.

Speaker 2 (02:21:44):
Yeah, I don't know. No, we're always looking for because
we plow through these these comedies. We're always looking for
something that like our kid would be interested in. So,
like we plowed through Brooklyn nine nine and the Goldbergs
and you know, anything to keep her from a steady
diet of Bob's Burger's, and which is fine. It's like
we've seen them all four million times. So we started

(02:22:05):
we went back and started up the Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock.
Did you watch that in the BGC like fifteen years
ago with him and Martin Fraeman. I heard it was good.

Speaker 11 (02:22:14):
Yeah, it's great. So now she's hooked on that. We
watch Modern Family. If Katelyn's home, will throw an episode
of that on every once in it's going to take
us eight years to watch because she's never home, but
Modern Family we watch it.

Speaker 2 (02:22:25):
We tried that with her, and we also tried to
Arrested Development, which I thought might be a little over
her head, but she's pretty sharp. But neither one of
those scratched her. Yeah, my girls didn't love Arrested Development either.
That's an acquired taste too.

Speaker 11 (02:22:37):
I like that show a lot, but the Modern Family
seems to stick. Like we all get a kick out
of that one. Again, these are all old shows that
I'm finally watching.

Speaker 2 (02:22:48):
Well, that's one of those shows too where it's a
double edged sword because if they're fortunate to be on
as long as they are, but then you see those
kids grow up and get all gangly and peeky. Yeah,
and you're like, eh, no, al And I know what
you mean about watching dumb crap off topic.

Speaker 4 (02:23:05):
I do not watch the Alan Coxshaw livestream.

Speaker 2 (02:23:07):
Good on you. This is radio no good. There is
nothing to see here, literally nothing to see. Here are
Rob and I two gentlemen who are irretrievably handsome, of course,
of course, but come on, this is Cleveland, Ohio. You

(02:23:29):
can't swing a cat without hitting somebody handsome.

Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
Well, it's worth watching.

Speaker 11 (02:23:33):
I mean, every once in a while you can see,
like I'll take my glasses off and rub my eyes,
and then sometimes I forget to turn the cameras on,
and then everybody yells at me in the chat. And
then some other times I'll forget to put my glasses on,
and then I look over at my screen and I
go oh, and I put my glasses on.

Speaker 4 (02:23:52):
Sometimes fascinating. Wait, wait, hold on, I'll join you. Ah,
But it's good, ladies and gentlemen. Technical difficulties. That's that
is cold water so important to say hydrated.

Speaker 2 (02:24:11):
I bought one of those Rob Gronkowski ice shaker water bottles.

Speaker 5 (02:24:15):
Do you like it?

Speaker 4 (02:24:16):
I love it. I'm not lying to you, man, I
I I gone through a bunch of them. My head
in a walla. I had a steak.

Speaker 2 (02:24:25):
What's the what's the big cooler company that everybody likes?
Yeaty yeatty. I had a yeatty.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
I like this ice shaker a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:24:32):
What is it? What does it do?

Speaker 4 (02:24:34):
Is it just a just a water bottle?

Speaker 2 (02:24:36):
Or but it's he's got like a thing that screws
onto the lid. That's like a it's like a thing.
So because technically you're supposed to drink like protein shakes,
which I do, so that helps chop it up. It
looks like a juicer, okay, basically kind of mixes up
so your stuff doesn't clump.

Speaker 4 (02:24:54):
So it's silly.

Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
But I like it a lot. And it's metal, so
if I drop it, it's just dense.

Speaker 4 (02:24:59):
But it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (02:25:00):
It's called ice breaker ice shaker. It's called Yeah, I
think it's Rob Gronkowski's. That's coincidental. So see the fact
that it would be able to be dented then doesn't
make any sense. If it's Gronk, he's known for the
Gronk spike. You should be able to beat the piss
out of that thing and not having to be damaged
at all.

Speaker 4 (02:25:16):
I don't know what any of those words mean, but
I like this thing. When Gronk would score a touchdown.
He would always spike the football. The gronk spike.

Speaker 2 (02:25:22):
I wasn't watching that, don't uh not? The world's brightest fella.
Was he spiking it on his own head? Was that
the implication?

Speaker 4 (02:25:32):
No, he just he would take it, just drive it
into the ground, Oh, gron Spike.

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
Okay, speaking of reading, I was reading an article with
Bill Gates. You know, he's been the subject of a
lot of conspiracy theories. Bill Gates is putting a five
G in the vaccine to track you. He didn't have
to because your phone tracks you. But Bill Gates says,

(02:25:58):
I've never really had a problem with Bill Gates. I mean,
if nothing else, he's a guy who is full of nerd, obviously,
but I mean he is a guy who created something, right.
Bill Gates says that he just has to admit he's
happier as a billionaire than if he were a middle
class person. Now, this is one of these guys who

(02:26:19):
has committed himself to giving away his money. Yes, when
he got divorced. He is the same with Jeff Bezos.
You know Bezos, the guy who got divorced and his
wife became an instant billionaire. She got most of half
his money. And when Bill and Milina Gates split up,
you know, but they had done a lot of things overseas,
a lot of philanthropic Bill Gates Foundation. But when asked

(02:26:41):
if he got asked one of these dumb questions in
one of these like Forbes interviews or Bloomberg Finance or something,
do the billions really make you happier? And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they do. Peace of mind. That's what the money.

Speaker 4 (02:26:56):
It's not about cars or yachts or any of that nonsense.
It's piece of mind. Money gets you access.

Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
So he's like, I don't think about the cost of anything,
and that makes me much happier than if I were
just a middle class person. I don't think about health
costs or college costs. Being free from worry about financial
things is a real blessing, he said. But he clarified,
you don't need my kind of money to be happier.

Speaker 4 (02:27:25):
So he'd rather be a guilty of it than a
middle class person.

Speaker 7 (02:27:29):
This has been the least shocking news.

Speaker 2 (02:27:33):
Oh the day. You know, they do those surveys what's
the minimum amount of money people need to be happy?

Speaker 4 (02:27:42):
And it always kind of hovers around seventy five or
eighty K.

Speaker 2 (02:27:47):
Wait what every couple of years they do this survey,
this broad survey, and they go, what is the what
is the salary that you would salary really money? You know,
and it always kind of hovers around seventy or eighty
grand a year. That can't be right, Well, there's a
lot of people making thirty five forty if that, you

(02:28:09):
know what I mean. So yeah, people go, yeah, if
I was making seventy five eighty like, that would feel
like I was really kind of getting somewhere.

Speaker 11 (02:28:14):
But that's all relative, well, because then the next person's
gonna go, geez, I wish I was making a bucket
a quarter and the next guy's gonna go, a I
need two fifty.

Speaker 9 (02:28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:28:21):
But I'm just saying when they when they kind of
the average when they do these big surveys, it seems
to hover around seventy five or eighty K.

Speaker 11 (02:28:29):
I mean, I don't even know how people live on
anything under like I mean five hundred grand a year
same you know, Yeah, I mean, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (02:28:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:28:37):
I don't know how these people live rob.

Speaker 11 (02:28:38):
I mean I think that I know five hundred thousand
just It's like you don't make anything, Like where's that?
It's like, how am I supposed to enjoy this lifestyle
for anything less?

Speaker 4 (02:28:50):
I mean, okay, so the gunman takes half, right?

Speaker 5 (02:28:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:28:53):
See you down to two fifty?

Speaker 4 (02:28:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:28:54):
How are you gonna live on that? You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (02:28:56):
I'm supposed to live on a quarter MILLI.

Speaker 2 (02:28:58):
Year in cash row?

Speaker 11 (02:29:00):
I mean, come on, dude, I mean, I mean that's
not counting my my bonuses and all the incentives, right, I.

Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
Mean, half, not half, my money is in South America
African Kruger rands.

Speaker 8 (02:29:12):
So I mean.

Speaker 11 (02:29:14):
I started switching everything to those offshore accounts, and that's
just been working wonder for me.

Speaker 4 (02:29:21):
Talk about that. I told you I knew there were
so many things I was going to admit on this
stupid show.

Speaker 2 (02:29:29):
Damn it. Can you erase that?

Speaker 10 (02:29:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:29:34):
I take care?

Speaker 2 (02:29:35):
Sorry, No, it is live, damn it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:29:38):
The one day you decide to go off script, mm hmm,
Allen Cox.

Speaker 9 (02:29:45):
Show on one, let's call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 4 (02:29:52):
Girls, this is your opportunity right here, A nice boy.
Let me tell you that.

Speaker 7 (02:29:57):
One double O seven three four eight one seven.

Speaker 2 (02:30:17):
Did you see any of that comment? Last night.

Speaker 5 (02:30:19):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (02:30:20):
I completely forgot about it until you just said it
right now? Oh yeah, did you see it? So I'm
just over here talking and you're.

Speaker 2 (02:30:28):
Leading everybody down that Primrose path. You're over there dreaming
about banging pigeons and I was dreaming about it. Just
say I did it one day dream not. I didn't
see it early.

Speaker 4 (02:30:42):
Did you look for it?

Speaker 2 (02:30:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:30:43):
I look forward. How am I not going to see
it if I looking for it, Rob, I don't know
how would you miss it? If you did?

Speaker 2 (02:30:49):
You said it was visible.

Speaker 4 (02:30:50):
I know that's the thing. Here's had and waste my time.

Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
Here's the story. I like, a comment is streaking across
our solar system? Is it an omen for the Jews?
It's not like this is on the front page of
storm Front. But I think it was part of a
This was from a Jewish paper. I think it was
about conversations about extraterrestrial life.

Speaker 11 (02:31:19):
I guess this is the same comment that they say
got too close to the Sun last year in the
front sort of broke off?

Speaker 3 (02:31:25):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 2 (02:31:26):
I think so well. They said this wouldn't be visible
again for another one thousand years. And even though they
describe it as being we see it now conceivably because
it's the closest to the Earth that it will be.
That's still fifty five million miles away, And it's so
difficult to really as a lay person and people who
admittedly stink at math you know, the relative distance of

(02:31:54):
all these things is so difficult to get your arms
around because it's so vast out there. So when they
go it's closest to Earth as it's gonna be, I
always picture it like kind of whisking the ionosphere.

Speaker 4 (02:32:07):
I know that's not what it is. It doesn't even
get remotely close to the Earth.

Speaker 2 (02:32:12):
But when they say fifty five million miles, yes, relative
to the size of the universe, that's very close. But
it's also not close enough to be really exciting. It's
cool it is out there.

Speaker 4 (02:32:27):
So it is two different things.

Speaker 11 (02:32:29):
The Halloween comet that it's actually called part of it
disintegrated after passing too close to the Sun and will
not be visible this year. Okay, Comet Lemon is the
one that's visible now.

Speaker 2 (02:32:39):
Comet Lemon yes named there after, of course, the late
acclaimed actor Jack Lemon.

Speaker 11 (02:32:43):
As he should. I mean, that's I love the Mathow
comic comet. That's my my favorite.

Speaker 2 (02:32:49):
Yeah, change it changed me? Oh day to finish? Pee?

Speaker 4 (02:32:55):
What do you shade? Chickhead? Grumpy old men?

Speaker 5 (02:32:59):
The best.

Speaker 2 (02:33:01):
Viewing chances are better for comet lemon, which is appearing
bright in the northern hemisphere southern hemispheres, where people are
going to see that swan comet. No, I went because
last night was a relatively clear night, but then it
would kind of it was raining intermittently, and so when
I would let my dog out, you know, my dog's

(02:33:22):
you know, hearing an eyesight are not what they once were,
so it's not like I can really call her back in.
I really have to get up on her or get
within her eyeline to bring her back in.

Speaker 4 (02:33:32):
So she still went out for a piss at like
three o'clock in the hour. Yeah, we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (02:33:36):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (02:33:36):
I was up every couple hours last night.

Speaker 5 (02:33:39):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (02:33:39):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (02:33:41):
Well, she's on like painkillers stuff like that, so we're
gonna make she don't gaba penton.

Speaker 4 (02:33:45):
This stuff makes her pee too. Yeah, yeah that too, but.

Speaker 2 (02:33:51):
Yeah, so she's uh anyway, But when I was out
last night, probably around midnight, maybe I went to bed
a little bit later than that.

Speaker 4 (02:33:59):
And it was very clear.

Speaker 2 (02:34:01):
I saw like a number of stars, and so I
was thinking, well, maybe this is going to be a
good opportunity for me to be able to see this comet.

Speaker 4 (02:34:09):
So maybe I was looking in the wrong direction. Maybe
it was beyond the tree line near me. I don't know.

Speaker 11 (02:34:15):
Well, there's also the meteor showers now too, right, like
that's going on at the same time, and I guess
I didn't realize that's a debris field. From Hayley's comment, yeah,
which I thought was pretty interesting because that's what every
seventy something years something like that. I think it was
what eighty something It came through. Remember, we couldn't see it. Yeah,
and they're like, yeah, you just see it when you

(02:34:35):
get older. And I'm like, I'm gonna be.

Speaker 4 (02:34:36):
Dead, right.

Speaker 2 (02:34:40):
Or not? You know, if we get that Alex Jones
life extension technology that he was going off on a
while ago, you know, but in real life, if these
if the science advances to the point or you know,
people in their early fifties like me still have chance

(02:35:01):
at some kind of if not true immortality, more like
biological immortality, you know how like lobsters are considered theoretically immortal,
because their body processes are so slow and they live
forever like turtles and things like that. Maybe we'll live
to see the next go round of this comet in
one thousand years.

Speaker 11 (02:35:20):
No, no, no, this when Haley's comet is twenty sixty one,
I know when we'll get this. Are you gonna be
around for twenty sixty one?

Speaker 2 (02:35:27):
You think?

Speaker 4 (02:35:28):
I mean I would be ninety?

Speaker 2 (02:35:30):
How do you do that math? I hope because I
was born in nineteen seventy one. Yeah, so I would
be one hundred years old, so that he would be
in two thousand and seventy one. So if the comet
is coming back around in two thousand and sixty one,
I would be I think ninety one hundred and then

(02:35:51):
minus ten, plus five, then minus five, then plus three,
then minus three.

Speaker 4 (02:35:58):
I think that I would be way what it is
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:36:02):
It is now, Yeah, thirty five, forty five, fifty five,
fifty five, fifty six, fifty seven, fifty eight, fifty.

Speaker 11 (02:36:09):
Ninety sixty six, So that's thirty six years. So I'm
forty six we established earlier today, right, So forty fifty six,
sixty six, seventy six, seventy seven seventy eight, seventy nine,
eighty one, eighty, I'll.

Speaker 4 (02:36:24):
Be dead eighty two. Wow, it took you a long
way to get there, but you got there.

Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
I got there eighty two. It was last there in
eighty six. Because the website says that you just have
a few years left. Yeah, website told me I'd be
around till I was ninety two.

Speaker 4 (02:36:39):
So you're gonna see it?

Speaker 2 (02:36:40):
Well, I mean, can you trust a website that vaguely
predicts your death date?

Speaker 5 (02:36:46):
Rob?

Speaker 4 (02:36:47):
Yes, I think so. I'm putting all my eggs in
the basket.

Speaker 2 (02:36:50):
Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:36:51):
I eight five daily. Did you did you see it
when it came through in eighty sixty? You remember? I
sure did you did? You don't remember?

Speaker 2 (02:37:02):
I remember standing vividly, was fifteen years old. I was seven.

Speaker 11 (02:37:05):
I remember standing in the front yard with my parents.
This is Haley's comment. Yeah, looking and cooking and looking
and looking and looking and never ever saw all. Right,
Halle's Haley's comment.

Speaker 4 (02:37:16):
I call it Haley's. But for some reason they started
calling it Halley's.

Speaker 11 (02:37:19):
I don't know whatever it is. I never got to
see it. And now they're like, oh, I don't worry
about it. You'll see it in seventy six years. And
I remember even then, I was like, I'm I going
to be alive eighty two, maybe I will.

Speaker 2 (02:37:28):
I mean, today is the last day to see that
meteor shower at its peak, according to this. No, the
comment I remember was a comic called hale Bop. Remember
hal Bop. Yeah. Wasn't there like a cult or something
that went along with that? You think, Yeah, the people
with the purple sneakers, the Heaven's Gate people, right, hail Bop,

(02:37:50):
the Heaven's Gay people. They all like took cyanide or
something and they laid there in their purple nikes. And
uh yeah, the hail Bop comment. That was late nineties.
I remember that because I was, I mean, I was
in Michigan then doing radio. The hail Bop common named

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after of course Alan Hale, who played the skipper on Gilligan's.

Speaker 4 (02:38:18):
Island, and big fans of the song Umbop by Hanson.

Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
Correct. Combine those two, Yep, hail Bop, the big bopp
bur was the back half of that.

Speaker 4 (02:38:31):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (02:38:34):
I mean, you know they go, oh, it was named
after these guys because they were the ones who discovered it.

Speaker 9 (02:38:43):
But like.

Speaker 2 (02:38:46):
I guess yeah, but somebody else couldn't couldn't they come along?
Go Oh, I saw that one a while ago. I
just didn't have the audacity to put my name on it.
Everybody wants to name something after themselves, Like if you
know when I looked up and said, oh, that's the
that's the Rob Comet. Yeah, well they discovered that a
long time ago, did they. Yeah, well, nobody told me

(02:39:08):
it's the Rob Comet. Now. I mean, that's just a
great name for your car, Rob Comet. I don't hate it, yep,
Rob Comet, gotta have it moist. Wow, truer Rob, that's

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so out of context. Truer words were never spoken, right.

Speaker 4 (02:39:39):
Work that tongue, Get that slime off. Now there's a
little more true. I guess that's a little better than mine.
All the extreme southern hemisphere. You'll also.

Speaker 2 (02:39:51):
See your rainus all right, yep. Yes, And if you've
got that six hundred dollars Coller camera down there clamped
to the inside of the bowl, then I think that
might be something to consider as well.

Speaker 4 (02:40:04):
Examining ze tears.

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
Right well, trying to make sure that you're hydrated and
whatever else they say, Is that worth six hundred dollars
to you.

Speaker 4 (02:40:12):
I still get.

Speaker 11 (02:40:13):
I'm still confused by the whole thing, because even a
dry one is going to be way more watery once
it hits the water. Yeah, unless they catch it right away.
Just I mean cause again, but if it's floating, you
know it's dry, right yeah, yeah, it is dense. Yeah right,

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So what does it need a camera for? I could
tell if I got a problem, I'm like, oh, that's
a floater.

Speaker 4 (02:40:40):
The same I mean this morning, when I had my
first one of the day.

Speaker 2 (02:40:43):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 11 (02:40:44):
When you, by the way, if you're not watching the
live stream, the distance your hands apart were just now
when you said when you had your first one this morning,
I'm not three feet across.

Speaker 4 (02:40:53):
I'm not replicating for scale.

Speaker 2 (02:40:59):
When I had my first one this morning, I gesticulate
with my hands when I talk. Your Italian brethren should
appreciate that. No, I didn't mean like yo, it was
oh my god, So when you had your first one,
I'm sorry wright, No, No, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:41:15):
I they were fluffy floaters really right. Oh yeah, and
that's good.

Speaker 1 (02:41:20):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (02:41:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:41:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:41:22):
Yeah, I don't know if it's better to have a
floating or a non floating.

Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
I don't know. I just know that first one of
the morning got no issues. It's buoyant. I guess cotton
Ball says that those Heaven's Gate night because Nike discontinued
those sneakers, So sneakerheads their holy grail, the hail Bop
Heaven's Gate sneakers. I guess I didn't realize it was

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a certain kind. I thought it was just they they had, well, yes,
a certain kind, but I mean I thought they just
like painted them purple or something. I don't think so really, well,
not if Nike discontinued them.

Speaker 11 (02:42:04):
I don't think that they were purple, weren't they I
thought they were just black and white, like I saw
the same exact kind.

Speaker 2 (02:42:08):
Were they wearing purple? I think they were, but I
think everyone had the same pair of shoes. Okay, but
they were just like a straight ahead I think they
were like a white white with black or black with
white sneaker.

Speaker 4 (02:42:21):
There was nothing to them, Okay, that's what this looks like. Well,
they're just a white swash.

Speaker 2 (02:42:24):
Vintage nineties Nike Air decade Heaven's Gate Cult running sneaker
thirteen hundred dollars, but some of them are purple on
these nikes, so I think they were wearing purple robes.

Speaker 4 (02:42:35):
Maybe I don't. I do remember the sneakers being very plain.

Speaker 2 (02:42:39):
The guy's name was Remember Marshall apple White. Yeah, remember
his crazy wide eyed face. I don't know why I
remember that. Marshall apple White was the guy who was
part of this Heaven's Gate thing, and he had this
I mean, he looked perfectly normal to me.

Speaker 5 (02:42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:42:59):
Look, nothing we heard about that guy. Nothing to see here, Nope,
And he was part of that Heaven's Gate cult. It's funny.
Speaking of reading books, I was reading about this woman
in Minnesota. One of our bureau chiefs there in Minnesota,
selling the story about this woman who got pinched for
casting an illegal vote for Trump. You know, MAGA always

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screams about voter fraud and all that. The voter fraud
is practically nonexistent, but when it happens, it's always Republicans
who are guilty of voter fraud. They're always in there
trying to sneak in a vote for Trump or something
like that. So again, one of those phrases that we've
become unfortunately super accustomed to, is every accusation is a confession. Right,
every time somebody screams about voter fraud, it's some right winger.

Speaker 4 (02:43:43):
Engaging in voter fraud.

Speaker 2 (02:43:45):
She filled out an extra mail in ballot under her
deceased mother's name. Of course, it was a vote for
Trump and she got pinched. And it was there in Minnesota.
Like she owes some money, She got like a thousand
dollars fine probation. She's not going to do prison time
as a fifty one year old woman three felonies. Her

(02:44:08):
excuse was that she was drunk and didn't know what
she did. You know how you get really hammered and
then illegally vote. You know, it's happened to the best
of us. But that was her excuse anyway. What made
me laugh was part of her punishment is she's got
to read a book called Thank You for Voting, The
Inspiring Truth about Voting in America. She also has to

(02:44:30):
write a ten page paper like she's in high school
or something. Yeah, that's a ten page paper regarding the
importance of voting in a democracy.

Speaker 4 (02:44:39):
Interesting punishment.

Speaker 2 (02:44:41):
I know a book.

Speaker 4 (02:44:43):
No, if I could read, I wouldn't be a Trump voter.
Is there a made for TV version on this cliffs
notes anything.

Speaker 2 (02:44:54):
Can I just watch one American news network again? You
can get all my information there. Alan more than a
few times in the last couple of weeks you've brought
up slang for wanking.

Speaker 4 (02:45:12):
Doesn't sound like us.

Speaker 2 (02:45:14):
My two favorites are whitewater wristing and roughing up the suspect.
Send me a screencraft from the Internet archive, old old list.
Gunning the motor, honing the bone, ironing some wrinkles. Oh boy,

(02:45:37):
I don't care for that, you know, bopping the bishop,
measuring for condoms. Yeah, I don't. I don't care for those.
I don't need them to be king. I'm trying to
think of the ones that I remember from I don't
even remember the first time it was referred to. I
remember when I started, but I don't remember the first

(02:45:58):
time I heard it referred to as something like slang.

Speaker 4 (02:46:03):
Holding the bald man hostage, that one, tugging.

Speaker 2 (02:46:08):
Your taffy anytime you go wear taffy in there, because
taffy a a delicious treat but also a great old
timey lady name. You know, Yeah, hey, and Taffy's on
the phone, Am I Taffy? Who likes taffy emptying the
payload Jesus. Yeah, okay, well thank you Jack and the

(02:46:32):
beanst Yeah jack in not Jack Anne, Yeah, thank.

Speaker 4 (02:46:38):
You appreciate it. Uh yeah, okay, thank you. What was
the flogging the dolphin? Did I say that one?

Speaker 2 (02:46:51):
But that is one from like you know, Junior high
five knuckles shuffle, Yeah, feeding ducks was one.

Speaker 4 (02:47:00):
That's one.

Speaker 2 (02:47:01):
Feeding the geese. The Erica Lauren used to be on
the show. I think she might have, if not coined,
resurrected feeding the geese because it feeding the geese. You're
making that hand gesture right, kind of the back and
forth there.

Speaker 11 (02:47:14):
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. That's what he would say,
he was feeding the geese.

Speaker 1 (02:47:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:47:19):
I didn't watch that.

Speaker 4 (02:47:20):
It was a good show.

Speaker 2 (02:47:21):
Had them in years ago because I knew the audience
loved it. I thought that show was insufferable, but I
knew the audience love Trailer Park Boys, so I had
him in.

Speaker 1 (02:47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:47:32):
I kind of let Squire do most of the talk
kind of thing because he loved that show too, and
so I was like, this one is for the audience, boy,
because that show just did not resonate with me.

Speaker 11 (02:47:41):
The first season or first couple of them are very
difficult to watch. I thought, and my brother, who we
have a very very very similar sense of humor, was like, dude,
get through it and move on and watch keep watching it.

Speaker 8 (02:47:53):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 9 (02:48:00):
Get at it.

Speaker 16 (02:48:02):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do.

Speaker 5 (02:48:12):
Big brother is watching you.

Speaker 16 (02:48:16):
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

Speaker 5 (02:48:23):
One slip and you know you're through. Big brother is
watching you.

Speaker 13 (02:48:29):
And with all narratives, remember oh, it is paid. And
when you watch that davy screens, remember it works both ways.

Speaker 5 (02:48:43):
You disappear in a wink.

Speaker 16 (02:48:47):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Big brother is watching you.