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Speaker 5 (00:49):
Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Game?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hi there, good afternoon. We're back live today, Grettings.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Thanks for being here. My name is Allan Cox. Welcome
to say hi to Rob Anthony. He's here too.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Hey man, Wow, how are you pal? I'm great? How
are you?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
He sounds good? Oh fantastic, I sound great. I look good.
I feel good. Yeah do you look good?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh? Look at me? Next, spelty, son of a bitch.
You got sitting across from.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You over here.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Look like you're down.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
You puke your way down to your your your low rate.
Wait tell you what you did, man, I was sick
as a dog.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Happened.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We had a college dame, a medical emergency.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, there was no way, no way, all.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Right, So let me back up further than that, because
I had a Cox out. We did the bud Light
football thing on Sunday. Brown's are playing your team, the
New England Patriots, and I'm pretty.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sure Cleveland lost.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
They were the Miami Dolphins in this particular Browns. My
you know, what the Browns did to the Miami Dolphins
got done to them by the Patriots. And so we
were out there at the Happy Moose, which again was
told to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We were out there in Mennor and great crowd, a
lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
It was pointed out to me on a couple of
occasions by people who live out that that was a
former Hooters.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Now you can see that when you think about it.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Oh yeah, sure, you know, but I would, but well,
the foot wasn't the print I was thinking of. But yes,
of course I was checking all of the random pieces
of glass for you know, outlines and imprints and anything
like that.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
But i'd belind to you.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
I told you that I didn't kind of stand there
and of course very loud because there's people chatting, and
there's glasses clinking and all the normal ambient noises you
would expect from a bar or restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But I really did try to train my ear.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
You know, we worked in the audio business for decades,
rob so we have very trained ears. And I wanted
to see if maybe I heard any ghosts of former Hooters.
Not to imply that they're dead, but you know, just
the proverbial ghosts of that place. They didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear any I didn't hear anything. Well, we
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had a good time at the Happy Moves. Now people
are lined up there because they want to play. This
football thing is we're going to send somebody to Vegas.
We got a whole handful of these that I'm doing
throughout the course of the season. And if you got
a good arm, you can really make something happen here.
Get stuff out to Vegas. Got one coming, you know,
when the Browns are away, we do these. And so
the setup there is we kind of have this machine
that's basically just a collection of aluminum poles and wires
(03:44):
and nylon, you know, easy and easy out. At about
thirty minutes into the appearance, it stops working. Now, this
is the crux of the entire appearance, as having people
come up. And by not working, I mean these wires
are connected to like timers and displays and things like that,
so that when people get these footballs into these numbered holes,
(04:05):
it correctly records the score and the time and all
the things.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So it basically comes down to, you know, you get forty.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Five seconds right, stop, start, Hey, here's your score, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
About half an hour into this, it stops working.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Am I Craig? So far you are?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You're in there with me.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Rob was doing the lion's share of the huffing and
puffin on this thing too.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And uh, because in a situation.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Like that, I'm going to be useless.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Right, I've never I wouldn't know how to troubleshoot that machine.
So then we were like, well, maybe it just needs batteries.
And so we're like, oh, let's find some batteries and
put some batteries in it.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
And that's the other thing.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
And we're we got pocket knives and we're trying to
jimmy this thing open and whatever we did, and it
got to the point, you know, we had people lined
up want to do this thing, and we kind of
had to give them the stand by there. How long
were people on standby? How long do you think a
last time it took for us to figure out a
spoiler never got working again. So it was we kind
(05:05):
of had to downshift to old school, didn't we Yep,
we had to do pen and paper. Rob would count
the points people got. I ran it on my phone
the timer, so I would count people down.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
I would tell them how it really was. Rob.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
It really was an old school hand in glove, a
two man radio promotion.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Now, the only reason we're in this situation, of course,
is because this company writ large, has seen fit to
fire anyone who might normally work in our promotions department.
The people you know, we have Amy and Jeff, we
have like our grand pooh bas, the people who would
travel with us to do these kinds of appearances. For
whatever reason. Again, these people were not getting paid a
lot of money to do this. They the company was like,
(05:51):
we don't need them, and so I don't know, I
don't know how they arrived at that.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
But okay, and the pooh Bas were in Miami. The
poos were in the festival Latin Latina. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
This company does a number of you know, we talk
about alter Ego and the festival and all. This company
has a diamond hard boner for music festivals. And so
because in all candor, the promotions people that we have
here in Cleveland are like some of the most accomplished
people in the entire company, So they send them off
to do some of these festivals. So there will be
(06:24):
occasions when they're not available to us. And so we
now again we've done this. You know, we've been doing
this for a long long time. Right, so Rob and
I our brains can go into old school mode right
where we used to do this kind of stuff all
the time back in the day, just to get a
little rusty, get a little spoiled, and then you get
there and you go, well, but poor Rob, I mean,
(06:48):
you were it was a it was a wild afternoon.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
It was a wild afternoon.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
So I have to assume that you went home for
fas a Glenn Leavitt. No, oh you didn't. No, I
went home when you ate, So you ate something after
our appearance on Sunday that locked you out.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I'm thinking it had to have been something. What could
not tell you. I was on full blown tilt until
there was a couple sitting at the bar. Uh, and
I'm just I don't I mean, you know me, man,
I don't. I don't hide stress. Well, I'm pretty pretty
open as to what's going on in my mind.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
And this guy comes over and he goes, oh, this
is so good, and I'm like what. He goes, We're
about to see Angry Rob live. And I was like,
that's funny. And then they kind of like it calmed
me down to watch you, but it made me laugh.
It was great, you know. And then yeah, the machine
never got to working. So we went to the Calves game.
(07:49):
My oldest came home, so I drove from men Or
back to my to the and it was we made
it through about halftime and then I was like, I
don't know, I'm not feeling great and she's like okay,
So we left. She got to hang out with uh,
you know, my my other daughter and my wife and uh,
well two o'clock mail from the game. Yeah, about two
(08:09):
o'clock that morning, I was in the sweat's sick all
night long. I was up and I'm like, dude, I
hate it more than and that it was more that
than anything else, but i hate hate being responsible for
us not being here. And then everybody is so understanding,
you know, when you get the uh, the d ms
and the calls and the Jesus Christ, you guys ever
(08:30):
gonna work a full week? I'm like, yeah, you know
what if I could get off with a toilet.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
But yeah, I would be there also bad ninety of
the people have no idea. It's the best stuff, and
I never know how to take that because I'll still
because I'm at home, I'm I'm making sure that the
show's running properly, and I'm running best of segments and
all that, and so I'm keeping an eye on it.
I'm still posting the podcast all that kind of stuff.
We're just not on live, and I'm still looking at
(08:54):
the texts, and so I will still interact with people
over the text. Most people have no clue that we're
not on live because there's still tons of texts coming
in responding to things that we're talking about, which is fine, right,
I don't want somebody going eh.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And then it goes of course I'm happy people care, absolutely.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
But it was, yes, it was a medical emergency.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Well, I mean it was an emergency in this sense
that I know I wouldn't have made it to work
like it was just I could have sat here and
done this show.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Out of all the things, by the way, that will
really knock somebody on their ass. There's no way that
food poisoning, there's no way to like get around that,
you know what I mean, there's like guessing, there's no way.
Really not in my experiences, it hasn't happened to me often,
but that's the kind of thing where it's like you're
never going to rally your way through that.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
And it was the only thing I could think of
because it was just I mean, it was non stop.
I mean even now, I don't feel great. I felt
good enough, Like I text my boss this morning, Yeah,
Kennedy whatever. They had one of those promotions meetings and
I was like, dude, I was like, I'm coming in
for the show, and I'm like, but do you care
if I sleep through this meeting because I don't do
(10:04):
anyth in these meetings anyway.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Well, so I told him somebody came in earlier and
was like is Rob here, I go. I'm betting he's
gonna walk in at five to two, Yeah, because he's
so convalescing.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I got out of bed and got in the shower
at like twelve thirty five. Yeah, got in my car
at one oh five and got here a quarter of
what I mean. So it was it was going to
be to the wire type of day, and then as
soon as I get out here, I was just gonna
go home and go back to bed.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's just that kind of feeling, you know.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Well, I appreciate Sure, I'm here man time, a man
of the people.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I apologized for yesterday, no please, and thanks to everyone
at the Happy Moose.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It was a It was a good too.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
It was a good time. It was a lot of it.
It was given all of the issues, I think that
made it even funnier. Yes, you know, we had some
of our favorites and some of ore not so favorites there.
It was so good. It was a nice mix.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
It was a nice some first timers, there were some
old timers.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
There was some you know, it was fine. My favorite part.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
I was, I looked up at you at one point,
I was we had just started. We had a long
line of people who wanted to play and they couldn't
because of this thing. So like fifteen twenty minutes maybe
went by. I would guess around there, and once we
finally start, I'm like counting. Literally, there's there's a hole
for five, a hole for three, and a hole for
seven points, right, So then I'm adding up all of
the ones that they hit.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
All right, So say hit three in the seven, that's
twenty one. But we all know that I'm not the
world's greatest mathematician. We've heard that on the show.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Oh there's ten fives, that's fifty, So fifty plus twenty
one that's sixty one seventy one. And I write it
down and I'm doing this math and uh, and we've
got our pal Randy in the back, yelling, asking me questions,
yelling at me, trying to dude, my god, give me
(11:46):
a minute, one minute.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That dude is incapable of reading the room.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Are Randy? Oh he's the best, he's so nice, but
the nicest guy on the planet. But good god, is
he oblivious to the world around Oh, he's intense and
he was right there to help us load up again.
So then the other side of him, he's like, okay,
see the nicest guy in the world to help Randy.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
He just wants to be part seconds to add Randy.
What I hear you? You're loud? I hear you yelling
my name? Are both of our brains are on fire?
From basic arithmetic?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
All right?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Calm down over here. Yeah, we'll get back to it.
It was easy numbers.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, thank god, right, thank you?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Someone got eighteen fives. I'm like, God, damn it, Now,
what what do I do?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Eighteen? There's two twenty.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
She should have put my fourth grader on FaceTime, right,
she would have killed Matthew. She's doing her twelves tables
these days, she'll be just fine. She's asking me. I'm like,
I don't know. I'm getting the shrug emoji.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Does this look right?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Dad?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Sure it's out of me.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Carr Show on one hundred points, Allen's writing fits and
Rob's rattling clit.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Maybe college is a scam. The Allen Cox Show WMMS.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Calves get a big one over the Detroit Piston at
the Little Caesars Arena one sixteen to ninety five.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's what you want to call your decisive victory.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Calves will be in Boston tomorrow night to play the Celtics.
It'll be a seven o'clock tip off on WMMS and
on your iHeartRadio app if you want to listen there
six thirty pregame tomorrow night here on the buzzard.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
How about those Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Speaking of Boston, The last time there were eighteen innings
in the World Series is when the Red Sox were
playing the Dodgers about seven or eight years ago. That
is still the record for the longest game time. That
was seven hours and twenty minutes long. You're basically playing
a double header. Oh yeah, last night's was almost seven
hours long, eighteen innings, Game three of the World Series.
(14:12):
The Dodgers end up edging Toronto out six to five.
It was I think I bailed. When I bailed, it
was tied, so that was really early to five.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, it was like the eighth inning maybe or something
like that.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
I made it to like the thirteenth inning. I did
not go that far, boy, I did not.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Go that so it was easy. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Showyotani hit two homers, broke a World Series record.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
He got on base nine times, nine times.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
This guy gets on base and he's signing right, he
will be the starting pitcher later today for Game fours.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
The Dodgers are up two games to one.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Eleven fifty in Los Angeles? Is it five dollars single two?
Marshall's going back this boy, he just got it over
(15:11):
the centerfield fence too. Freddie Framam, what a great old
timey baseball name. By the way, you know you got
your uh, you got your the hop Kendrick or whatever
those dumb names were back in the day, Freddy Freeman.
So yeah, but Shoey o Tani, boy, you cannot play
around this guy, right. They got him to do. They
(15:35):
got the Blue Jays to do what is almost never
done anymore, which is they refuse to pitch the guy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And they used to do that a lot, right, like
in the.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
One of my favorite movies, even though I'm not Joe Sports,
but I love the movie Moneyball. And remember in Moneyball,
Billy Beans like getting on bass is the point you
get on bass, blah blah blah. And so when Choey
o'tani comes up, They're like, we're not going to pitch
to him. So the intentional walk used to be like
a big deal, wasn't it. Like back in the day,
(16:06):
that was a regular thing. And then I think when
all the data nerds got involved in the game, they
were like, eh, you know, just letting a guy get
on base is a bad idea. Sending him there is
a bad idea, and it doesn't always work out. And
a lot of times it didn't work out that way
last night. You'd have guys just kind of sitting there.
But you know, you go back a couple of decades
(16:30):
and there were a lot more intentional walks. Now it
almost never happens. But you can't play the Guy's like
a Swiss army knife. You can't play around the guy.
So so killy on both sides of the wall. Yeah, yep,
you know that's the that's the worst part.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
And and and he's he's a dude that I mean,
switch hitters, all that stuff, they've all that's been around,
but there is nothing you can do with this dude.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Oh oh, let's let's bring in a separate pitcher before
we pitched the show. Hey, okay, guy moves to ether
side of the plate. Yeah, and again, that happens with
switch hitters all the time, but they're not him. It's
just it's wild. And then to watch him pitch, I mean,
it's just Yeah, he's a dude, is phenomenon. Yeah, he
is a freaking nature. So Game four tonight at o'clock,
(17:18):
they are still in La f LA wins this one.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's going to put them in a really good spot.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
So hopefully the Blue Jays will answer as the only
team of mine that is still in it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I couldn't care less about the Dodgers.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Friends who live out there, who have adopted the Dodgers
as their team they have gotten rid of. Let me
think of my friends who are out there. They have
divested themselves of being Cubs fans, Tigers fans, and they
have divested themselves of being that might be it, And
(17:58):
they've adopted the Dodgers as they're team, which is fair.
You know, some people think that when you move somewhere,
you're supposed to grab I get, we get that crap
a lot moving around in radio.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Will you live here?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't care. What point is that? I used to
tell people.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I go, So if you moved to Dallas, you'd immediately
become a Cowboys fan. Hell no, you wouldn't. Of course,
you'd open a Brown's Backer bar and Fort Worth is
what you would do.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah, that wasn't exactly easy either, because in the first
I don't know we were there for the first most
of the first half. I guess at Happy Moose on Sunday. Yes,
the Browns can the opening drive. I mean, you've got
a five foot seven quarterback just eating the Patriots d alive.
I'm like, this isn't good. Everybody's screaming on every play.
Miles out there.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
They're just eating D left and right, Rob eating the
Browns d just gobble it up for lunch, eating that
D for lunch.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
And then it was the Miles Garrett. He's got five
sacks on the day. Everybody going mental. I'm like, oh,
this is serious. It's like, oh, you like being a
Patriots fan now, I'm like it's the first Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
So many de eaters out there, so many d eaters. Well,
when we laughed, I was like, oh, they might be
in good shape. I think was seventy three Cleveland. And
then later on I s seven six something like that,
and I looked, I was like, oh, yeah, that did that.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Second half didn't that didn't go so well, didn't go
their way. I was eating all that day.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
And I grew up in Oneida, New York is that
where they make the China wear, don't they make like
the last O Night in New York hated the Yankees.
Been a Dodgers fan since nineteen seventy six. Well, if
you go back far enough, you'd be rooting for the
Brooklyn Dodgers, right. Some people were like, hey, listen, hey,
rooting for the em since they were are in the
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East Coast.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
We are you one hundred and ten?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yes, that's why you sound like this, and we one
hundred and ten and a US teeth. Ah.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
So, anyway, congratulations to them.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
If you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, and
you do it from out of state where the far
flung reaches of Ohio, you know there are people in
the fringes of the Buckeye State who have to listen
on the app. It's a must if they want to
consume this crap. Let me know where you are. Jackie
is a new bureau chief in Salt Lake City. I
just sented a huge batch of stickers and some of
(20:16):
them went to Jackie. Jennifer listens in Tucson at a zone.
Zach is in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia. Steve Always in Canby, Oregon,
that's suburban Portland and you can leave us messages too.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Hey, boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. I'm not sure
if you hired a phone screener or not, but a
great idea would be to reach out to Jeremiah from
you know X Kiss DJ. He would be a great addition.
And he is or was a fellow Wayne Countier as well.
So I hope you're having a good week.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
By Becky the disrespect disrespect?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Can you imagine this?
Speaker 7 (20:59):
The did I love Jeremiah? You know if they cut
him loose next door Kiss FM? Could you imagine? Hey,
I know you had a salaried gig in radio with
that you were a host of as of your own show, Yeah,
which is his natural. How would you like to come
and be my phone screener for minimum wage?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
That key? Hello?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
The disrespect?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Semia you there? Hello? Hello? I think yeah, Hello, I
think you might have hung up. Can you ask him again?
Because maybe he didn't hear you? Click?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Oh the disrespect? What because he's one of your neighbors
in the world.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
I like more than that guy.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
That's a guy that should be scooped up by another
radio station. Toot sweet by the way, Oh, I said that. Instantly,
I'm like, have you reached out or do you want
me to do it? Like every radio station in this area.
Now again, I'm not one that flips around. I hate
listening to competition.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
I think it's the the easiest way to switch places
with him is to actually pay attention to what they're doing. Right,
So I do what I do and let everybody do
what they want. The greatest thing that any other radio
station in this market could do would be to hire
that kid. Agreed, Like, listen, listen around, like the most
of these radio stations are very, very bad.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Well, he came here, very very good. We was during COVID.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
I think when they picked him up over here, we
were still in Independence because he was kind of darkening
the door of my office and he was like, Hey,
introduce himself, A big fan of your show, blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Can I pick your brain?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Said absolutely and uh and so it was the waning
months of our time out in Independence.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Then we came down here. But very creative, dude, very you.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Know, I'm a huge, huge fan of his.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
I know you're not necessarily attuned to the finer points
of the industry, but there's no way anybody would make
a move like that.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
And even if even if he asked that question, I'd say, dude,
that's no.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
No, got a guy with you like wife and kids? Right, yeah,
you need a phone screens you real gig? Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
W'd you hire him?
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Becky there in Wayne County?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
What do you clean it out? Stables?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
He is a talented dude. Very I don't even know
where he is. Hopefully he's taking some R and R.
That's exactly what you know.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
You get.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
So you get six months of severance or whatever. Hopefully
you go on a trip with your family, you come back,
you reassess, and you go, here's what I want to do.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Well, what's great right now?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
And I'm a creative, talented guy to do it.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
His kid, one of his kids, has a disorder with
eating to get disease. He never has been able to
eat protein in his life. He's been like at minimal grams.
He's anti teen. There's something yeah, exactly, yeah, amateur teen.
He's just never I forget what it's called p K
something I believe, yes, and I think yeah. So his
(23:48):
new journey is they found this medication. So I'm following
Jeremiah on social more than I ever have, because he's
doing things like, hey, dude, try this slice of steak
for the first time. Yes, here's what a buffalo wing
tastes like. Final Katana Rhea is the yeah, and it's
it's fascinating to watch. So if you want to see
like feel good stuff, follow Jeremiah on.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Social because the stuff he's doing with his kid right
now is badass. It's really cool to see his kid
doing so well.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
So see when bad things happen, sometimes, you know, other
things step in and good things happen to So, no,
we will not talk to him for a phone screen.
Noing that back around one more time.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
You How dare you even even suggest that? Tell you
and I know where somebody like Becky's coming from as
somebody who they really like, and then they don't hear
them anymore. Right, Yeah, that's what will happen when I'm
eventually chewed up and spat out of this god forsaken business.
You know, back in the day, people who were hosts
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of big shows like this one, right, they would always
saunter into management's office and they'd put on this big
You're gonna have protesters out here if imun be like
give me a break. You ain't gonna have protesters, bro.
I think the best one I ever. You're gonna have
people mad for about thirty six hours and they're gonna
move on with their lives.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
The best one I ever heard. With that though. There
was an air personality named Joey Reynolds in New York.
You know him, No, Joey's been around forever talk radio.
I know the name. I don't know him. So the
general manager he was on TV guy, Yeah, but he was.
He was in radio for a long time too. And
they let him go and the GM wasn't there, like
(25:31):
he just puss it out, like he just wasn't there
when they did it. So Joey went to the engineering
room back when we used to have those, and they
had tools in them, and he grabbed a hammer and
a and one nail and he nailed his shoe to
his general manager's door and said, good luck filling these,
you dick. Loved joe I'm like that is balls.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
He worked here in Cleveland, Yeah, it worked at Wixie
and Cleveland back in the day.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
He worked all over.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
He was.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
In Pittsburgh. Yeah, okay, good luck.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Filling these, you dick, right, like oh so good from Buffalo,
New York, often regarded as an early creator of shock
talk radio. Of course, back then shocking was like, you
know and tap of a pizza o covered. We had
this guy in Chicago, Dick beyondy right, and he I
(26:19):
mean he's on the air till he was ninety, for christ'sake,
he was, you know, and they would do there was
this old timey song on top of old smoky right
and the height of creativity. Dick Beyond he had like
a legit hit well and tap of a pizza oh
covered with cheese.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yeah, Joey Reynolds started with Dick Perton. That was a big,
big time guy.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
He was when I was there.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, all right, one eye Reynolds started playing an endless
loop of a four season song and locked the door
from the inside because back when studio doors had locks.
He was. They got hips to that. I'll play those
songs until by the bans.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Are I think he's still alive. He is alive. Yeah, yep, yep,
he's old. But good for him. Yeah he was. He
was again not not my style of radio, right, it
was still that top forty but a yeah, but anybody
who has a career like that, and to do it
your own way. And by the time you get to
be that old like they throw you.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
On Sunday nights, you know, on like an AM station
or something, and you, you know, you get to keep
your chops, have some fun whatever, have fun filling his shoes.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's all I'm gonna do. When they get rid of me.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I'm gonna nail my shoe to a door. And somebody's go,
what are you doing? I'm nailing this the management stoor.
There's no local management anymore. Oh right, there's also no door.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
No.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I will turn the lights out on my way off.
Everything's glass and come on, it looks so nice. Can
I nail my shoe to the glass over here?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Will they? Will that be frowned upon? Can I just
set them up his desk?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Please?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I'm gonna need my shoes. I mean I may have
to eat them at some point.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
And you walk right.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
When it's over, it's over, you walk out.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
You know what I'll do though, when that day comes
for me, I will apply to be the phone screener
for the next guy.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Hey, Shelly Reynolds show, who says, oh hy Frank.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Oh wait a minute, is this Alan Cox?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Why man, I've never heard a hill before.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
No, this was uh, this was Frank, How what's going on?
Speaker 6 (28:40):
So, Becky, we are not going to reach out to Jery?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my god, you imagine that? Oh goodness? Oh any who,
thank you Becky. The messages.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Now we're gonna start getting all these bad Uh. She's
gonna send us in these calls again, trying to catch
us and stuff like the office one or the uh
yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
The office.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I had a friend who did the splits and his
cay cut his nuts.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Right.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
I was like, ah, that sounds terrible because I didn't
pick up the reference.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Now she's gonna get mad at us, and she's gonna
no please, she's out there doing her things. She misses Jeremiah.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
So do we Oh yeah, there's fewer and fewer humans
in this building when we would see him.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
It was a good day. The Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
On one seven, it's called the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
It's called the cellular phone, and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
You're two one six.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Seven eight one double oh seven or one three four
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Speaker 6 (29:39):
Double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Three?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Want to send me a text Alan Coxshow dot com
all the other stuff and listen on the iHeartRadio app
if you want to.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
All these Halloween stories.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
There's so much Halloween stuff going on this past weekend
that I had it in my head that it was over,
and it's not over yet.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Halloween proper isn't even until Friday.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
And I took my daughter into Michael's over the weekend
because she's become very crafty and she just kind of
wanted to go and walk around and see what she
could see. And she had a couple of ideas in mine,
and so we went in there and we're standing at
the end of this aisle and we're looking at something
and this woman walks by, pushing her cart very slowly,
and she goes, are you Alan Cox?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
And I said yes, and she goes.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
I heard your voice from a couple aisles over and
I said, oh, but that was me, And I said,
I thought it was the lady calling, and I go
I said, oh, thank you, and she said something like
good to see you out, which I wasn't to you,
maybe because I was with my child. But my kid
(30:59):
is so used to that stuff now she doesn't even
look up right to her credit, she's still like rummaging
through the things. She was looking at different kinds of
glitter or something, looking at like gold foam sheeting for
some project she's working on. And then the lady moved,
you know, she moved to another aisle, and then she
did another pass and said hate the show, by the way,
and they said, okay, hey, thank you, appreciate it again.
(31:20):
My kid doesn't even look up. But she was like,
why is there so much Christmas crap? And I go
because once Halloween, they Halloween is Halloween. They don't get
care at all about Thanksgiving as far as retail purposes go. Right,
I'm like, once because they've already got like Halloween stuff
(31:41):
on clearance, like severed feet and things like that. So
hot tip if you're somebody who is looking for fake
severed feet, maybe get over to Michael's. They got clearance
bins already on the end cap hashtag not an ad,
just letting you know.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
All of the Halloween articles.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Of course, if you've been listening to us over the
past week, you heard us mention that our office Halloween
party here at I Heeart Cleveland, Stupid for the Kids
is coming up on Thursday. Now we will mercifully be
in here for most of it. Well, I should say
mercifully Rob.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Will be in here.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
I don't really care that much, but we will be
in here. I'm not going to ask if you have
a prank planned, because I don't.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
I mean, I wouldn't think that you did. C plausible deniability,
you knew about this, cons I did not. Nope, No,
I have nothing planned. I was going to bring in
candy and that's it. Okay, listen, I again, I think
it's stupid, but I'm not someone that's going to ruin
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it for a child either, I understand. I'll just sit
here and bitch about it on the air.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Right, not suggesting that you would try to ruin it
for anyone.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
I did edit my skeleton out there. Even more, did
you see.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
That edited your skeleton? I hung a skeleton over your thing. Yeah,
they put a plastic skeleton.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
So I bent the fingers down so that he's given
double middle fingers backwards because the risks don't turn. But
one of the fingers I bent down broke off, so
I gave him a penis. So now it has a
it has a bone penis. I'm very happy, all right, congratulations.
Brian would be happy too. I have to imagine, yes,
(33:37):
thank you, Brian. And again, I'm not anti Halloween. I
like Halloween. I just don't think I need to see
decorations two weeks before Halloween at work. And I don't
think we need to have parties at a place of employment.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
This has been, I guess, in their defense, fewer and
fewer times.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is a place of employment.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Nevertheless, I think that the misconception is that Rob is
anti Halloween because like people are sending me things and
I'm like, he's not anti Halloween, and I'm not anti
fun Lie Fun. I mean even though I'm Captain Fun,
Rob's Corporal Fun.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Yeah, I'm part of the crew. I'm on U the unit,
the Fun Units. Yeah we got. I got a text
from some dude over the weekend, Albert. He says, I
was at a bar in town. I stopped off and
had a beer with Saturday or what day, Yeah, Saturday,
(34:35):
and they were having a pub crawl. So I took
a little you know, made a story on Instagram and
I'm like, hey, look, pub crawl and Madna ha ha
ha costumes and stuff. And I was gone within the hour,
Like I'm like I'm not hanging out at like this
isn't for me, but it says he says, you are
having all in capitals. By the way, you are having
a Halloween bar crawl, not on Halloween. That's just as
(34:57):
bad as dressing up early in an eye roll, and
I wrote back, I didn't have anything. I was at
a bar that was part of a bar crawl and
I left when it got busy. Has it annoyed me?
And I think it's funny, you know what I mean.
You got people walking around in costume. They're having a
great time. I wish I could be that person. I
will not dress up. I will not go out in
public dressed up. I won't do any of them, but
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I wish that I could. Like, I think that it's
fantastic when people are not having a good time. And
I supported a buddy of mine who he basically puts
it all on. I didn't even realize that he puts
on the bar crawl for the whole thing, for the
whole town. It was mobbed. It's great, good for the town,
good for everybody that had fun, just not high speed.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
I guess I'm going to a Halloween party on Saturday night.
So now I have to scramble and figure out what
I'm gonna do for that.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Oh, like an adult party? Yeah, oh this is new.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah, it's a recent development. And again I don't want
to be a stick in the mud. I am captain fun.
But it's also not a you know, there's an extra
level of difficulty because I'm like, all right, what the
hell am I.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Going to do?
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Then? Do you feel extra pressure? Of course because I
don't do Halloween. But if I'm gonna do Halloween, I
gotta do something right. So I'm like, well, maybe I'll
just put some makeup on my face and wear a suit.
I don't know, do like what we do in the
Shadows that that you totally be Laslow?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Mmm, I'll figure it out. I think it'd be awesome.
Could be one of them.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I'll be crossfaded all night. I won't care.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Gwen could do the what's the what's the the girl
from SNL? What's her character's name? I forget. She's kind
of like high ranking in the organization, the blonde.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh, I don't know, I forget who that.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
I can't think of her name, but from SNL, Yeah,
she's on she was on SNL forever. Oh, I forget
damn it. I'll find it and send it to you.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
But yeah, you could totally do the Laslow just walk
around to say bat once an hour. I'd have to
have a cape, but i'd have to get a thing,
and that's a costume, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know so anyway, but there we go as uh,
the dude Monroe what is his character's name, Monroe Ficus. Yeah,
(37:07):
or go as the guy that just says Monroe Ted Night.
I'll dress as a tree and wear a powdered wig,
and they'll go, who are you? I'm Monroe Ficus. See
those are the dumb costumes.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
I like.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
It's just I don't I'm not going to have time
to put it together. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
I'll just go as Night.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It looks good on you Monroe Monroe.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Uh yeah, but then you spend all night explaining it,
and I'm not gonna feel like doing that.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Just this is your box set of the show. Walk around.
When someone says, what is it? Just hold it up?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, but then they'll still say what is it?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Right?
Speaker 7 (37:47):
I'm a good decade older than every everyone I'm normally around,
so it's like they're gonna you know, I don't know
what this is.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, I'm not trying to give people homework.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (38:01):
No, But all these like Halloween week articles, and one
of them said forty six percent of all pumpkin related
knife injuries will happen this week. And I'm like, when
the hell would the majority of pumpkin related knife injuries happen?
Speaker 6 (38:17):
Why? I would think ninety nine.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Percent of them happen this week, a minority of all
pumpkin related knife injuries. When else are their pumpkin related
knife injuries? But this week Thanksgiving pumpkins? Yeah, people people
roast pumpkins to make a pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Do they buy it at the store? That accounts you're
telling me.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
People making pumpkin pies from scratch accounts for fifty four
percent of pumpkin related knife injuries. The majority of pumpkin
related knife injuries happen at other times.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
I'm like, when why all added together? I just I
gave you one other time. Yeah, there's people.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Who just cut open pumpk to roast pumpkin seeds. Yeah,
you're freaking awesome. By the way, my wife made double
bash this year. Pumpkin seeds are one of those things.
They get made every year and they're toasted or whatever,
and then they go into a zip block bag and
that's where they stay. I've never once I'll have one
off the trail. Go that's pretty good, you know. And
(39:21):
then they go into a zip block baggie and that's
where they stay. And then I'm digging them out of
the pantry like four years later. Hey, there's all these
pumpkin seeds. Everybody had to have.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
I die the year round. Man, I love them. Okay.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
The people that make the they're just like shrapnel in
your mouth. Yeah, I don't like that either. They get
picking You got a floss good, it's not worth it
the ROI the work you gotta do the return on investment.
With pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds, everybody and somebody really
(39:54):
likes eating sunflower seeds. Yeah, looks like they got shot
in the face, like all is crabbing their teeth.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Pro I just like sunflower seeds.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Yeah, they don't like you. What at least a pumpkin
seed you can just eat the whole thing. You don't
have to worry about like a sunflower seed. You gotta
spit the shell out.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
Yeah I can, but well whatever, I know it's a
very common popular thing. But all I know is you
have a couple of them off the tray when they're warm,
and then they go put into a container and that's
where they stay. I've never once heard any maybe you,
I'm not around you socially, but you know, I've never
heard anybody go, boh, where's all those pumpkin seeds? I'm
(40:31):
feeling package. I have a bag quite often. Actually, yeah,
Alan goes an old lady. You already got the hair, jesus, Hey, listen, fine,
at least I got hair. Got these bald dudes out
there giving me a hard time?
Speaker 6 (40:48):
When are you gonna cut your hair?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
What are you gonna grow?
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Some dummy?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Are you talking to me?
Speaker 6 (40:52):
Four?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I only talk to people with hair. Yeah, on my face, I'm.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
Just imagining you talking to someone. No, because they walk
up to you.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Hey man, a big fan of the ship, go hey,
get out of here. Just take off your hat, yeah,
take off cute No, only only they're giving me a
hard time.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Oh, I know I'm kidding.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Hey, get male pattern baldness. Get out of my face.
Am I talking to you for you and showbiz. No,
then what am I talking to you for? Go away, MPB.
That's what I'm doing at these parties.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Ro So.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I just thought that was funny.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
I'm like, if forty six percent of pumpkin related knife
injuries happened this week, maybe they're talking about the other
weeks of October. I mean, one hundred percent of them
have to happen within the confines of the month of October.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Ted Knight Rider, Oh that's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
See I'll just wear a gray wig and then like
glasses that have the red thing going back and forth.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Or you could even dress like Michael Knight just walk
around their jacket. Yeah, yeah, and just say what I
could do? Monroe, like you were talking to the car,
but not how do we get out of here? Monroe?
Speaker 7 (42:06):
I mean, I'm not trying to go like six levels deep,
because then I'm the only one interested in it. I mean,
you know, again, this has all fallen into my lap.
I'll figure it out. Alan, I'm fifty and I just
heard Greta van Fleet for the first time. I'm sorry, Well,
I wrote back. I said, so yeay or nay yay,
Total Zeppelin vibe what they said, I mean, that's why
(42:29):
people like them. That's why when they first did that
tour man, they had eighteen year olds in the crowd
and they had sixty.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Year olds in the crowd.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Yeah, because the eighteen year olds had never heard anything
like that, and the sixty year olds are like, ooh,
this sounds like something I really like.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Nothing wrong with it. But I think they changed up
their sound, didn't they.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
You've seen the interview with Robert Plant, right when they
ask you, I think I've heard. Oh good. He's like,
they're like, oh, what do you know about this band,
Greta van Fleet And he goes, yeah, they sound like
someone I know, and they and then like everybody kind
of chuckled a little bit, and he goes, except when
(43:07):
you ask him, he says he modeled his career after
Steven Tyler, and he goes, he does the uh, the
of the dice, ye yeah, and then he laughs a
little bit. But if you listen, I mean, there's he's
being Robert Plant. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I never got the vitriol for these guys. Like it's fine.
Speaker 7 (43:25):
I mean I couldn't talk shrimp on him publicly anyway,
because they're like really good friends with my stepmom's family
or something. Yeah, they're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, I.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Think, and they're represented by our friend Aaron's company. I
publicly don't It's fine. No, I don't like him. It's fine.
It's just my thing. But yeah, if you like him,
I get it. I fully understand. The side project of
one of the brothers is actually better because they're not
trying to be someone else or trying to like be
(43:55):
like that we're so different thing, you know what I mean.
It's just, uh, it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
All right.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
Stephen Kennon says, with all of your recent weight loss, Rob,
you could legit now address as Kevin Stefanski.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Nope. Four.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
I don't want to for the office party at this point.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
I've already hated enough. I don't want to be even
more so by going.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
As every calling for his head left and right around
here between him and Barry getting rid of Dylan Gabriel,
everybody's like they want everybody fired.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh yeah, I've been paying that close attention to it.
Speaker 7 (44:33):
Literally all of my post game analysis comes from Stansbury. Yeah,
that's where I hear that stuff because he goes through
the ex's and o's and I go, okay, like, I'm
more informed on what's happening. Again, it doesn't change my life,
but I'm more informed on what's happening because he talks about.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yeah, there's a lot to break down. Man, Miles Garrett's
pissed off, which I mean, how do you if you're him?
How can you publicly be pissed off? He had the
out right, he stayed for the money. That's the money.
Isn't gonna buy you a championship by you making more
money buy everything else. Yeah, but still, then don't bitch
(45:10):
and throw your helmet and be pissed off when you
when you sack a quarterback five times, have the best
game of your life and you lose by thirty.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yes that's a franchise record.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah. So I mean again, I love Miles Garrett, but
this is what he chose. He chose to make money
and stay in Cleveland, which I think is great. I'm
happy he did it. But just because he stayed doesn't
mean they're gonna now be Super Bowl contenders. Get to
get a quarterback, fix your problems.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Alan, get a stuffed monkey, put your hair in a ponytail,
and go has Jane Goodall.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Motherless horror.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
You know what, why don't.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
You huff my taint?
Speaker 6 (45:54):
You? I'll usually I'll go along with you.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
How disrespectful can you be to the memory of a
great Seane Goodall.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
She all of the work.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (46:10):
That's that's stolen valor on my part. And you know,
I'm a Dian Fossey fan as far as far as
the people who are most associated with the Primates, I'm
a Diane Fossy guy. I'm not a Jane good old guy.
I don't see you.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
Do it though. Oh that would be so funny. I
mean it would just take it out. I don't have
any down shirt.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
No, I don't have any beige turtlenecks.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh god, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Fine, who are you?
Speaker 7 (46:46):
Maybe I will literally hairtie, I'll go to I'll go
to Kohle's and get a get a khaki mock turtleneck.
And my daughter has million stuff than I'm sure there's
a freaking monkey in there somewhere.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
That's not bad.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
You know what, in the absence I have a dearth
of ideas. So in the absence of anything, you got
rob Yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Pants.
Speaker 7 (47:25):
I'll be way more fun to go is Ted Baxter
for the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Still do the voice
and then act way more famous than you really are?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Is that what he did? And I don't really watch
Mary Tyler Moore?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (47:38):
Oh yeah, I just started reading the Tim Curry autobiography,
so maybe I'll go as doctor Frank and Furder, although
that would requite you want to talk about a level
of difficulty to gussie myself up as a sweet transsexual
(47:58):
from trans vestite sweet transvestite, Yes, from transsexual Transylvania.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
What are they where? Does it?
Speaker 7 (48:07):
Is it like his whole life or are they just
sort of focusing on a part of it, like when
he got sick? Or is it no, it's him talking
about his life's called vagabond, just started it.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Well, that's got it. That's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Oh he's great, love Tim Curry. Yeah, I mean the
stuff that guy.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
I mean, you know, he's great as a villain, great
as a regular dude, great on stage.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
You know, this is a.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
Guy who did Clue Rocky Horror Legend, which was a
terrible movie, but he's great in it.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Penny Wise, he was the O g penny Wise YEP.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
Was his last big movie. Like one of those scary
movie franchise.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Well, I think so.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
Yeah, he was in Yeah, because he makes that stupid
line in that movie when they're like, hey, come here
and look at this, and he goes it's always say
what is it?
Speaker 6 (48:49):
Gies? Yeah, yeah, this is his first default, like it
just goes to that out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, that probably was.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
He was great.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundreds.
Speaker 8 (49:06):
Welcome back Local DJ and all around female Orgasm Denier
Allen Cobs.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
This is The Allen Cox Show on.
Speaker 9 (49:16):
One point seven WMMS by.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Bob Marley's Motherland is getting hammered.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Oh man Hammer, are you watching any of that footage?
I started to and I don't want to put it
back on. I've been there three times. I love that place,
maybe more than anywhere I've ever been in the world.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Jamaica is getting hammered with this Category five hurricane.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Here, I'll show you a little bit of it the
Live for Now.
Speaker 6 (50:02):
This will last for over an hour.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
One hundred and sixty five miles were only blow seventy
to ninety miles per hour for one two hours.
Speaker 13 (50:11):
That's going to cause a very significant damage. A lot
of times if you're dealing with seventy mile per hour
winds in a severe thunderstorm or even in a hurricane.
It lasts for, you know, twenty minutes, thirty minutes. Sometimes
this prolonged exposure is going to cause some big time problems.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
What do you do if you're like they're on vacation,
I mean, if you're just a tourist, hang on, did
you have any was there?
Speaker 3 (50:35):
How?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
When did this begin to develop?
Speaker 6 (50:37):
At least last week? I mean last week? Okay, yeah,
I think I think most I would imagine most travelers
got the hell out of there.
Speaker 7 (50:44):
I was going to say, so if you were there
and you weren't native to the island. Category five Hurricane
Melissa making landfall in Jamaica, you ever called your wife that.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
I've been dealing with Hurricane Melissa for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Body, thank you, and the mass rob on thank you. Yep,
it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
No.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
We did a live show there, did a couple of shows,
me and Squire and Erica Laurenkay two in Jamaica. We
were in Montego Bay. This was in twenty sixteen. We
flew out the morning after the twenty sixteen election, so
we were all getting hammered at the bar because we're like,
(51:25):
what just happened when Trump was first elected president? Yeah,
so the election was the night before we left, and
we were like, it's not much. It was a huge
party out in the patio the deck of the hotel
we were at and we're all getting drunk or whatever.
Woke up the next morning to find out that Donald Trump,
(51:45):
of all people, Jesus Christ. Now you look at it
and you're like, oh, we didn't realize how many morons
were in this country. But at the time you were
like the guy from television, the game show guy. But yeah,
that we flew out the next more and that was
the only time I'd been in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
I mean, we had a great time.
Speaker 7 (52:05):
Obviously, those junkets are a little bit of a different
experience because so much stuff is kind of set up
for you.
Speaker 6 (52:12):
You know.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
But we went out to the Johnny Cash Joint, and
you know, there's a bunch of haunted places out there,
and so I had a great time in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
You've been a few times, though.
Speaker 6 (52:20):
Yeah, Yeah, it's one of my absolute favorite places on
the planet. I And in order to get to any
of the destinations, you have to take these long bust rides, yeah,
which is what I keep thinking of. That's that's honestly
breaking my heart the most of just you have to
take it's three hours almost once you get off the
(52:40):
plane in Montego Bay to get to Nigrill, which is
the complete opposite side of the island, and you're going
through the most horror.
Speaker 7 (52:48):
It's abject poverty. It's it's horrible. Yeah, I mean, it's
just it's just shacks, you know, and there's.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
You feel weird.
Speaker 7 (52:54):
I mean it's a double edged sword because they're so
dependent on tourism.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
But by the same token.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
You got your.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
Bags and your sunglasses and.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
You're on your way to a resort.
Speaker 7 (53:03):
And I mean, you know, every time we travel somewhere,
it's been a running joke that we see a dead body,
and Jamaica was no different.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Hey, you pull off to the side of the road,
they you know, they'll sell you red stripes for a buck.
Like it's just it's it's really sad.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
They were putting we pulled over, our driver pulled over
for something, and they were putting a body on a.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
White sheet over a corpse on the road side.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
And that's the stuff, Like I can't stop thinking about, right,
because there's there's a big part of Jamaica's very hilly,
you know, so you're you're getting through all these mountain
towns before you get back down to the water. And
that's what I keep thinking of, is like, where are
all those people gonna go? Like some of the most
beautiful ocean front property you've ever seen in your entire life,
(53:46):
it has three tin shacks on it, you know what
I mean, And that's it. Those are gonna like, I
don't know where those people go. Even if you head
to high ground, if that's where you live, If you
live and by the water and go to high ground,
what is that going to do?
Speaker 7 (54:02):
Yet I was gonna say, they're really I mean, you
might escape some flooding, but there's really no high ground, right.
Almost one hundred and ten mile an hour gusts, one
hundred and seventy five mile an hour sustained winds. These
people are just completely screwed. So eight o'clock, it was
Category two out there by the Bahamas, went through Turks
and Caicos, cut through Guantanamo there in the tip of
Cuba becomes a Category five by the time it hits Jamaica,
(54:25):
which is where it.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
Is now now. I don't know if this is true
or not, but in the chat someone wrote, twenty five
thousand tourists stuck in Montego Bay.
Speaker 7 (54:33):
Yeah, I can't imagine everybody got out, so I'm sure
there's all kinds of people from around the world who
are hunkering down. Seventy five percent of the island's population
lives within three miles of.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
The sea, obviously giant island.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
It's just so they're like, man, there are very little
There's a finite number of things you can do to
prepare for a storm, and you have to think that
people who live in Caribbean islands, they they have their preparations.
But you know, obviously the variable is how strong the
storms are.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Even the cities are screwed. You know, Kingston's in trouble, like.
Speaker 7 (55:04):
There's just there's no whole island indicated with flooding him.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 7 (55:10):
Pretty wild because you know, for the first couple of
days when they start tracking these things, they go, well,
we don't know, change course it could get. I'm kind
of surprised. Obviously I'm no climatologists, but I'm kind of
surprised he didn't slow down a little when it when
it went through Cuba, Well wouldn't. Usually when it hits land,
(55:30):
it slows it down, right, Yeah, but I thought Cuba
would have been next. It did go through Cuba, went
through Guantanamo. Oh, the top part cut across, Yeah, like
a typically like the you know, yeah, it's just Jamaica. Yeah,
already responsible for seven deaths, three in Jamaica, three and
Haiti and one in the Dominican Republic. Of course, I
(55:51):
guess the glass half full for Haiti is Haiti never
looks any different. Haiti always there's so much corruption there
and inability to kind of get that country on train
that Haiti always looks like they're in a constant state
of rebuilding.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Not that be'st any consolation for them, but yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7 (56:09):
I I you've been there. You see what the resorts
are like. They're pretty, but they're not they're not made
to sustain this kind of stuff. I mean, this is
gonna be catastrophic. So it's probably all over TikTok, right,
Americans or people from other countries that are stuck in Jamaica.
Speaker 6 (56:24):
Yeah, I'm sure I haven't. I haven't looked up any
of that, cause, quite frankly, I just don't that.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
I don't care about you know, I'm just more kind
of looking at what this island's going to be after this.
No in Pittsburgh, Allen, Seriously, we make pumpkin seeds every year,
leave them in a ball on the counter, and they
never last more than a week.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
All right, what do you good for you? I don't
know what you want?
Speaker 7 (56:49):
A cookie? And I think good people eating pumpkin seeds
good based on that trajectory Negrill took. I mean, excuse me,
Jamaica took a direct hit. So it is going to
slow down before the actual eye gets to Cuba. So
that's so that's why they're taking it on the chin.
As bad as they are. It was just the outer
bands of these storms that have hit the other the
other countries. That's what hit Cuba, That's what's hit the
(57:13):
other areas so far. Once this gets there, it will
have slowed down. But Jamaica took a direct hit.
Speaker 6 (57:19):
Rob That's what they say.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
That's why they say there is no I in team,
but there is an eye in hurricane, a big one.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
I believe they say that. I think I'm I'm I
think I'm on that.
Speaker 6 (57:32):
They say. If it wasn't for that pesky N word,
you could totally play the Baba Bob Dylan song right now.
It would be a great use of a song that
was about a boxer. Yeah, yeah, there's only one. I
can't think of another song about a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
I mean, there's a great band in the eighties called Hurricane.
Speaker 6 (57:48):
I don't know what to tell you, just saying okay,
nice and nice song they're playing in the backgrounds. Had
to hit the button a couple of times. But don't
say it, Bob, don't say I Bob, don't say it Bob.
Speaker 7 (57:57):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Well, I got thrown around a lot.
Speaker 7 (58:00):
A honeymooning couple who decided to stay and experience the
hurricane in Jamaica are leaving dispatches on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Well, I hope it all works out for them.
Speaker 6 (58:09):
Good for them.
Speaker 7 (58:09):
Yeah, stupid hurricane has not hit Cuba. Cuba is north
of Jamaica, will be hit next. No, it came from
the north, so the track of this thing has already
gone through I believe right. No, I think it's Is
it going the other way? I think it's going I thought, oh,
I'm sorry. I thought, oh, well, then that makes more sense.
I thought they were talking about Wednesday last week.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
They were tracking it. Oh, I'm way off.
Speaker 7 (58:34):
Then I see they're talking Okay, it's going north. Yeah,
so I had that upside down.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (58:39):
The first time it made any landfall was Jessica, Right,
and that's why it'll start. I see that makes perfect sense.
Then that's why I was confused. It's the it's the
one in a million storm, and this is the one
you know takes an island out.
Speaker 6 (58:53):
Yeah, I mean that's when you just start over in
a lot of cases. I think that's what it's going
to be. I think most of those resorts that we
know or have seen are going to be gone. Yeah,
two hundred and ten mile an hour wind gusts. Yeah,
there's you know, the storm surges. It's flat like there's
there's just nothing. It's awful.
Speaker 7 (59:14):
And obviously a lot of people stayside here who have
relative who are Jamaican relatives in Jamaica, right, can't get
through to anybody.
Speaker 6 (59:23):
Oh you won't. This is going to be Remember how
bad Puerto Rico was a few years back, ten years ago, right,
It's this is going to be that, but worse, I
would imagine, because you know it's going to just be
a longer fix one of the wettest we've ever seen
from the standpoint of water. Yeah, genius.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
Oh my god, I'm just seeing some of the pictures
even live crazy God and Montego Bay Man.
Speaker 6 (59:51):
I mean, like that's that's their main airport, that's in
and out right there. Man. Yeah. Yeah, So it'll be
a four, a category four once it's done with Jamaica tonight.
And then they're saying, by the time it hits Cuba proper,
it should be a three.
Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Now, how much damage has to be done to that
island before the Beach Boys remove it from their song?
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Kocomo just out of respect?
Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Well, all right, this might be it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
It's like the second second country, right he just pause?
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Uh Ruba? Ooh, I want to take you for a
moment of silence.
Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
Yeah, Bermuda is Bermuda?
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
That what's the what's the first one?
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Uba?
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Ruba Jamaica?
Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
Pause?
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Ooh, I want to take you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
That's as bad of a rhyme as Jimmy Buffett's Jamaica Mistaka.
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
That a rhyme is anything Jimmy Buffet's ever done.
Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Alan Kachho after hours line. Not everybody uses the app
for messages. Some people other than Brian occasionally Lee voicemails
two one six eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Oh three, Oh Jean, I heard you stopped watching that
Hill about Me because you didn't like my voice. I
was hoping we to eat Deans oh of the scullpal
to get what is he saying?
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
What is he saying? Yeah, he's doing an ed Gean bit.
Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
But what what? I didn't watch it, so I don't
know where he's going. I say, is it because he
has this on his face?
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
No, Charlie Haunham plays that gen But for whatever reason,
I never heard ed Gan talk. But in this thing,
I have to assume he did, you know, research or whatever,
and it's maybe historically correct, but he's like.
Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
His voice.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Oh my god, oh god, yes, I wouldn't like Diane Ellen.
This is Edjean. I heard you stopped watching that Hill
about Me because you didn't like my voice. I was
hoping we.
Speaker 10 (01:01:51):
To eat Deans out of the scullpal together.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Okay it all he baked beans out of a skull bowl.
Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
He was famously making lampshades out of people's skin and
he was making soup bowls out of skulls.
Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
And things like that. Ed Gan.
Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Yeah, they have Charlie hun Him playing Ryan Murphy is
this producer who does a series called Monster, and the
last one they do was Jeffrey Dahmer. Evan Peters play
Jeffrey Dahmer. And they're always very controversial because half the
people say, why are we still glorifying these these murderers,
and the other half, you know, there's a more bid curiosity.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
They know the lay of the land.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
They're like, you know, true crime is not a wildly
popular genre by accident?
Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Should I go?
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
I don't know, man, I bailed because I'm like, I
cannot handle it jumps around ed Gean historically was also
the inspiration for Psycho, right, So there's a lot of
well tread ground in the show, but it really jumps
around between. Like they have a guy playing playing Alfred
Hitchcock and he's working on a new film and it's
about this guy. And then they have the subplot of
(01:03:02):
the actor Anthony Perkins who was playing Norman Bates but
was hiding his sexuality in the fifties and sixties, and
so it's really all over the places that voice would
annoy the piss. Yes, I see that being if you watched,
and clearly they're trying to establish how mild mannered ed
Geen was. He's out there in the middle of nowhere
(01:03:23):
in what Wisconsin or something. But the voice that he's doing,
it's not a feminine it's just really like it's just
it's just it's a feat And I was like, oh
my god, I don't think I can watch, so I
haven't really maybe I'll dip back in. Laurie Metcalf plays
(01:03:44):
his mom and she's great and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
You know what you should dip back in on. Is
gen V A good thing about having the Scoots For
the past two days, as I watched a lot of TV,
I love it. It's a great season.
Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
I watched the John Candy documentary, which I know you
watched ones as a real punch in the gut. I cried,
like cry cried. I didn't just tear up like I
legit cried. I teared up. Oh my god, dude, was
that it was so well done. That's one of the
best documentaries I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Colin Hanks so good. Hank's kid directed it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
So good. Yeah, really good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
The John Candy Documentary is on Prime Prime.
Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Jen V is good man. Did you like the first season? Yeah,
but I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Like The Boys a lot.
Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
This is a Boys spin off, so if you're not
watching The Boys, you would know what gen V was.
But and then the one guy died in real life. Yeah,
so his character's gone. Yep, it's okay, maybe I'll go
back in. But I'm trying to finish the Diplomat. They come,
they get me along. I can't even get through. I
just haven't had the time recently. I can't even get
through a full episode of Little Horses. So I'm like
(01:04:49):
crawling through that.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
And you know, yeah that we I'm one episode behind
on that, but that I still enjoy. I just I
thought jen V was great.
Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
The Eddie Murphy documentary is going to drop on November
the twelfth, by the way, too, And I've seen the
trailer for It's called Being Eddie, and it's you know,
talking to him, a lot of new photos, a lot
of new footage, Eddie Murphy opening up. It'll be on
Netflix forthcoming documentary, and I bet you it's not going
(01:05:19):
to be five hours long.
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
You're talking about the Billy Joel Docum's making fun of
the billy Joel Nolly. It's not for everybody, No, I know,
I'm just I'm just kidding better. But I like the
Eddie Murphy thing looks great. Yeah, well, especially since Eddie
Murphy is a guy who basically influenced every comedian that
came after him. So they're going to be able to
talk to all those people, you know, or people who
(01:05:43):
were his peers who came up with Seinfeld.
Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
And you know, there was a great someone used AI
to do like a meeting between Richard Pryor and Eddie
Murphy today and he was like showing him around his
house and Richard Jesus Christ, this is where you live.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
He's got like nineteen kids, you know, a lot of kids.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Yeah. He's like, well, you sure did a lot going
off my act.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I Ambo from Cameroon, I mean Deefe.
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Time, beef Jokie time. Cameroon.
Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
By the way, they now have the world's oldest leader
ninety two years old. Oh boy, Cameroon. A guy named
Paul bia One air quotes the Cameroon election there for
president at ninety two years old. He's won again. Oh
he's been the president since nineteen eighty two. Well at
(01:06:39):
least imagine your entire life you've had one, I know, right,
Well fun to think that we're becoming Cameroon.
Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Well no, I just mean in general, right, like nobody
want nobody's these guys. The only way to ever set
term limits is for these guys to vote themselves out
of a job, which is never gonna happen. Now, So
we're just gonna sit there and watch guys like Mitch
McConnell break down on television. You know, that's fine, he
just freeze, watch Joe Biden like it's it's okay, just
so everybody can just sit there and watch everyone be
(01:07:07):
career politicians and then bitch about it because there's nothing
that's ever going to change.
Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Yeah, but that's a that's a natural diminishment. Yeah, right,
we're talking about like elderly leaders fixing elections is what
which is what we have now in this country.
Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
But it's but again it's it's it's been done forever.
I'm talking about with people just being around forever. And
now I think you get to a certain point, it's
got to be done. If you if you can't drive
a car anymore, Papa it's probably time to step aside.
If your license has been taken, go do something else.
Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
Thirty million people in the country camera and over seventy
five percent of them are below thirty five. So obviously
there's huge tension between younger voters and the leaders who
are almost a hundred you know. But then that guy
dies and it's just the air apparent that takes over,
and then the same thing happens.
Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
It's just a repeat. Now that guy will go to
be one hundred years old and he'll be leader. Same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
So anyway, the country of Cameroon now has the world's
oldest president ninety two years old.
Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
How about that.
Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
Could you point Cameroon out on a map. No, I
don't think I could. Nope, Uh it is uh. I
know the continent between and you know, of course it's African.
It's between Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
It's coastal. It's coastal. Yes, yeah, I would not.
Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
That's not where I would have put that if you,
if you said point to it, I would have thought
it's much smaller, and I would have thought it was
more south. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
I told the story years ago about when we took
our daughter to this. There was a very short lived
theme restaurant in Chicago downtown. It was called Spy Spy Something.
It was a spy themed theme restaurant. And my daughter's like, oh,
this would be great, So we took her. And when
you first walk in, there's this set of doors you
got to go through. There's a girl at desk. You
(01:08:58):
got asked these questions, answer these questions rather, and there's
a giant one of the questions, a giant map of
the world, you know, one of those open maps of
the world on the wall. And she goes, all right,
get ready to point out some countries that you might
be commissioned. You might have a mission in one of
these countries, right, And the girl is sitting at the
desk there asking us the questions is black. And that's
(01:09:20):
only pertinent because she goes, where's Canada?
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
You know you got a kid there. Oh, there's Canada.
Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
And then she goes, where's Australia And she has a
couple of curveballs. She goes where's Ghana.
Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Whoops. We're all like, eh, the food can't be that good.
Where the hell is which way out?
Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
It's on the other side of Nigeria from Cameron, but
I was like, oh yes, and I did the whole
thing where obviously you know it's African, but you know
there's a lot of countries in Africa. I'm pointing the finger.
She's like no, I'm like, she's like, warmer, warmer, warmer, colder.
Oh ay. And the country of to Go is in
(01:09:57):
between Nigeria and Ghana. That's where That's how it was pronounced. Yes,
every restaurant is uh take that to Go is carry out.
Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred points called the Allan
Cox Show. Is this for real?
Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
Well, they're swearing in this all kinds of effing and Jeffin,
are you really allowed to broadcasting on the radio two
one six.
Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Five seven eight one double oh seven or one three
four eight one.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
Double oh seven.
Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Rocky bar Pats, the Pulpser Highware, black Drink, all real
gold guys.
Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
Step with the ruled up teams to monthly.
Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Pre excitedly.
Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Well, if you had stray cats tickets, uh, I don't
know what you do with them.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
They announced the tour not that long ago.
Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Bryan Setzer has had this condition for quite some time,
and they initially said, oh, we got to cancel a
couple of dates, they ended.
Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Up canceling the whole tour.
Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
Brian Setzer has some autoimmune situation going on, and so
they were coming to Cleveland. They canceled the entire tour
for the remainder of the year. Brian sets are a
guy that, for whatever reason, for many many years I
thought was British but.
Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Not.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I don't know why. It's a brit vibe to him
or something.
Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
But if you were a stray Cats fan or like
Brian sets A orchestra back in the day, they canceled
the whole tour. Now, I don't know if he was
hoping things would work out or what, because it wasn't
that long ago that they announced the tour. In general,
I mean they kicked it off, or were supposed to
kick it off this past Saturday night. They were gonna
play Louisville tonight yor play an MGM Northfield Park on
(01:11:54):
Sunday this coming Sunday, and we gave away tickets away
back but they've canceled the whole tour.
Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Yeah, because he can't. He can't play guitar, much worse
shape than he was willing to admit, I guess, But
like that's not gonna get better. So and you know
the what are the other two dudes gonna do? In
the stray Cats? They got mortgages. I have to think,
right well, I mean, do you think do you think
(01:12:24):
you could still tour it? What do you mean could
you do it without Brian Setzer?
Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
No the stray Cats. I mean, he's like the only
guy anybody knows. I name me the other guys from
the stray.
Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Cats, but name any band that's out there right now
with no original members. I mean, it's no different if
you can get someone who can play, yeah, but if.
Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
You're a trio, I feel like you gotta have one
of the main guys.
Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
I mean I guess yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
Lee Rocker, he's the bass player, Slim Jim Phantom.
Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
He's telling me those two drums couldn't go out.
Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
I mean it's the original members, right, Aren't those guys
the original members?
Speaker 10 (01:13:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, Lee Rocker. I mean they've kind of come in
and out.
Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
I think maybe I was thinking he was British because
I think they blew up in the UK before here. Well,
and he kind of looks like it. The last thing
would suggest it. But you got to know that you're
not doing well I mean, if you can't play the guitar.
Because they literally it wasn't long ago that they go,
we're going on tour because like I said, we gave
(01:13:25):
away tickets and then as of last week they're like,
we're kicking off the tour. And then they said that
they had to cancel the first couple of dates. So
they were playing like Northern Michigan, they were playing suburban Chicago.
They're playing like, you know, casinos. Do you think some
theaters you think they were going to fake it?
Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
What? He just had like a moral issue with it,
Like you said, if it's not lip synct or well
him playing about that, I don't know. I mean, I'm
it's just if it's something that you had to cancel Originally.
Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
If you're on state and you see the guy's hands
cramp up and he's still doing runs, you.
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Know, turn your back yeah noon dah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Other guy's got nothing to do, you know, the drummer,
the rhythm section, they're like to do noon noon noon.
I mean Brian Setzer with respect to the other guys,
I mean, he's doing the bulk of the heavy lifting
and the stray cats. So they were going to play
Columbus on Halloween night. They were coming out here on Sunday,
all over the place, Cincinnati in a couple of weeks,
(01:14:30):
so they had a good They probably had a good
twenty five dates lined up and cancel them all in
October and November. So if you're a Stray Cats fan,
that is not happening. I'm heartbroken to share, he said,
due to a serious illness, I am unable to perform
(01:14:51):
and have regrettably had to cancel our Stray Cats tour.
Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
I wonder if maybe it's something else too on top
of it, maybe it comboed or exasperated the.
Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
Symptoms, exacerbated the problems. Is your take on?
Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
Did I say that right? Did I use the wrong word?
I don't know. Acas what did I say? I don't know.
I think I probably screwed it up. That's I mean,
it's if you said it again, that means I probably
had to have eaten it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
You said it exacerbated.
Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
I must have screwed it up. I'm gonna have to
go back. I do it all the time and then
you say it again and I'm like, God, it doesn't
sound like what I said at all. I knew what
I wanted to say, it's not easy being dumbed.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Alan Rush is a trio, yes, but they're all like
that's a that's like an equilateral band, right, Yeah, straight cats,
it's Brian Setzer.
Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Until you just named those other two dudes nobody else.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
I mean, you can put somebody back there to play
the drums, but people are going to be just as
excited to see Geddy Lee and Alex Lifsen when you weren't.
Rob and I were sitting there at the Rock Hall
three weeks ago. We couldn't have been happier to see
those guys.
Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
And Geddy I mean, uh, Neil died, you know what
I mean. It's a different situation altogether.
Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Yeah, maybe the Stray Cats should tour with the Feral Cats.
Oh rip Jenna from Poland. That was her band, the
Feral Cats. The Feral Cats, Yeah, they're all. The whole
band is kids with the disabilities, Okay, and our friend
Jenna from Poland, Ohio, who called us pretty regularly. She
(01:16:30):
passed away probably a year or so ago. Luke and
Lakewood Allen, I told that pigeon joke to my mother
in law on Sunday whenever, like a lead balloon. I
think it's hilarious. Yeah, what's the retell the pigeon joke?
Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Again? Did you know pigeons die immediately after having sex?
I did not know that. Well, the one I f did.
Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Golly crazy that that didn't go over with his wife's mother.
Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Again.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Again, I don't know what kind of relationship they have.
Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
But the biggest rule of comedy is know your audience, buddy,
you gotta well. Some people are just trying to get
in people's faces with certain things. Right, It can be
funny if you tell a joke like that to somebody
who that might not be their sense of humor, but
you wanted to land Well, it sounds like it landed
short ed or maybe screwed it up like a lead balloon. Yeah,
(01:17:24):
but it's a two liner that doesn't work as well. No, no,
don't work at all.
Speaker 10 (01:17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Okay, well, let that be a lesson to you. There's
a caveat for all the joke telling.
Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
Alan.
Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
Have you you played some fart piano a while ago?
Have you heard butt Hoole Sun? You know Soundgarden is
getting ready to be inducted into the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. I don't know that I've heard that. Boy,
(01:18:05):
that is, you're doing some minor chords in there, and
you can't really get any sustain on the fart piano.
But sustain, I think we don't know the part piano
(01:18:30):
should fill any for Chris Cornell at the Rock Hall Inductions.
All right, anyway, thank you, Eric and Penhills sending that.
Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
There's that guy who plays the children's fart piano. It's
like a little toy and I'm sure I've played a
couple of sounds like Gene Belcher's piano selections from that. Yes, yeah, Alan,
I bought tickets to the Brian Seltzer Orchestra by mistake once.
Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Boy, was that a wet show.
Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
Yeah, that's like a Krusty the Clown situation going on there,
the Brian Seltzer Orchestra. No that first I remember being
on the air in Kalamazoo, Michigan and playing that Brian
setz Her Orchestra CD. It was called Guitar Slinger, and
he'd kind of been out of the mix for a
minute Son ninety six and he was That's the first
(01:19:33):
time I remember a band playing with an orchestra as
like a kind of a new genre.
Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Now everybody does it.
Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
Right, when you feel like you've exhausted yourself creatively, you go,
let's just play these songs in front of an orchestra.
Metallic has done it, and you know, it's a great effect.
I mean, it's a it's a cool vibe. But I
his is one of the first I remember doing that
and getting some traction on it, because that music really
lent itself to that. He wasn't you know, it was
not playing Metallica's is more kind of I mean, heavy
(01:20:01):
metal is more kind of classical music in nature, as
counterintuitive as that seems. But the Brian Seltzer Orchestra, I
don't know that one. I've got some sperm news here
from Spur. I'll be candid with you anytime. Anytime they
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have they talk to celebrities about their politics one way
or the other. Granted, most people in Hollywood, most creative types,
lean left, and so as a result, you know, right
leaning celebrities get short shrift because there are fewer of them.
They're pretty much outnumbered. Most of them in general seem
(01:20:53):
a little touched in the head. But I've always loved
Kelsey Grammar. I loved Frasier back in the day. He's
been on this show a couple of times over the years.
I just think he's a very He's a smart dude.
He's very interesting. You want to talk about a guy
who has dealt with tragedy over and over and over again. Right,
(01:21:13):
His sister was like raped and murdered, his mother was killed,
like all of these like close family members that met
these horrible ends.
Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Well, he's a right wing guy.
Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
And so.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
He's done.
Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
You know, listen, He'll always be a sideshow bob to me,
So I'll love him for that. He is seventy years
old and he's just had his eighth kid. Who I
can't believe this guy hadn't gotten snipped. This is a
guy who wanted to still know he was fertile. His wife,
(01:21:49):
he and this woman, Kate Walsh. They've been married for
a while. She's forty six. She's considerably younger than he is,
and I think she's number four or five. He was
married to what's her name for a long time, Camille,
who was one of the real housewives.
Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
I think.
Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
She was the one would like the b hole problems.
I remember back in the day they were doing IBS
commercials and she was kind of she was kind of
instrumental in putting ibs on the map a long time ago,
because she was Kelsey Grammer's wife and he went to
bat for her. Kelsey Grammar is seventy and is going
(01:22:26):
to have his eighth kid, his fourth with Kate Walsh
because he's he's got a memoir out where he talks
about his late sister, who, if memory serves, I think
that's along and the short of it. His sister many
years ago was was abducted and raped and murdered, the
whole thing. And so he's a guy who you know,
(01:22:49):
has kind of taken those things in stride and now
he's a new dad. Now again, when you were a
person of means, you know, you think somebody like Alec
Baldwin who's got a bunch of kids because he's got
a young wife and these younger women, you know, they
have to plan for the future.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
They go, well, you're not going to be around forever.
Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Yeah, I'm an old dad, right, I'm not seventy, you know,
and I'm snipped, so I'm not gonna be having any
kids at seventy. So he and Kate Wallace, they've been
together thirteen years and they have three kids now for
but he's got like a grown daughter with his first wife.
(01:23:33):
He's got another daughter with another wife. He's got two
kids with Camille. Eight kids, and they're all gonna have
to get a cut right when you die. People are like, oh,
I have to reboot Fraser. This guy needs money. Guy
needs money. I don't begrudge anybody. You know, he wanted
(01:23:54):
to leave it in and he got to. You gotta
pay the freight, know what I mean. Like he's a grandfather,
and he's and he's got a newborn, and this is
kind of part of it too. You know, these older
dads along those lines are like, you know, when I
(01:24:15):
was younger and having kids, I was so laser focused
on my career that they kind of got short shrift.
So in your brain you're kind of trying to make
up for that. I know, that's how I am with
my you know, I always had a relationship with my
older kids, but they were two states away, so go
in there all the time, but I wasn't there every day.
So like, I'm doing things all the time with my
(01:24:35):
nine year old that I've never done before. By seventy,
so congratulations to Kelsey Grammar who is. Yeah, No, as
fertile as they come. Rab he sure is. Also a
(01:24:59):
couple of thieves broke into a restaurant. The camera caught
him breaking in, also caught him banging the mon Cherry
restaurant in Arizona. Well, there's really muggy out there. Actually, no,
it's a dry heat. They wanted to make it wet.
Burglars break into a restaurant, steal a bunch of stuff
(01:25:19):
and have sex right there on camera. About that, it's
just black and white footage. There's really not much to say.
I was watching it trying to figure out at which
point was them going at it there in the little garden.
You can see this here on the live stream. There's
no sound, but they break in. It's just surveillance camera
and they're on like a patio or something, in the
(01:25:41):
middle of a bunch of a bunch of flora. This
is a Scottsdale, Arizona restaurant, so Scott's sale is pretty
hoity tity, and they broke in, and then there's they're
both in hoodies. There's a point where they both crouched down,
and I wonder if that's where something's going on. They
stole a bunch of floral arrangements and just a handful
(01:26:05):
of things. But before they left. Wait, you're asking at
what point that part begins.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah, I'm wondering where on camera it is that they
went at it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
I mean, I'm behind a little bit, but I have
to assume the part when she gets on all fours
and he gets behind her.
Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
But they're both wearing hoodies and it doesn't look like
there's any clothing being adjusted or rue. Just probably just
he went round out the escape shoot. Yeah, yeah, she
dropped trow. Suspects broke in in the early morning this
past Saturday. They stole four hundred and fifty dollars cash,
They stole the restaurant's iPhone and a bottle of a
(01:26:44):
cardi and then they banged in the floral display in
the ultimate show of disrespect, they popped one off.
Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
It's kind of disappointing they didn't go for oral in
the floral, because you would think that would be just
better for newscasters.
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Land is a gentleman time shocking footage from a restaurant
here at Scottsdale.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
The chiron says, oral in the floral.
Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
Uh Yeah, yep, just of the weeds to night out
there and Scottsdale. This mon Cherry restaurant a restaurant known
for its floral arrangements. Now, according to our own Rob Anthony,
known for its oral arrangements.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Yep, or should have been.
Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
I liked that they they stole some money, stole the
restaurant's iPhone, right, because there's no hard lines anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
It's just a phone that's there when you call.
Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
A restaurant a lot of times, just a girl on
a phone and a bottle of a cardi damaging two
doors and trashing some cash registers in the process, and
a floral arrangement. Yes, yeah, they defiled some of our
floral arrangements. We're trying to still pry them apart. Yeah,
(01:28:07):
this is a place known for like romantic floral arrangements.
So these two, listen, they're just doing what people have
been doing at this restaurant the whole time.
Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
Maybe that's all it was. Maybe they were just feeling
so romantic for this floral arrange. Yes, they couldn't contain it.
Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
And you know, when you're engaging in a crime like
that's probably a lot of adrenaline. I don't know, if
they have any experience, this is their first time that
adrenaline's pumping. You know, it's a lot of sexual energy
going on there. Hey, we just took this money and
we got an iPhone and we trashed a couple of
cash registers.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Give it to me, and there's a camera, and there's
a camera right there.
Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
Finally, in sperm News, the soaring costs of fertility treatment
are driving a growing number of women to get their
sperm from online forums. Problem with this, however, is that
a lot of the guys in these online forums say
that they want to do it via natural insemination. Yeah, yeah, no,
(01:29:11):
doy dude, just looking to get laid. Yeah, you got
a world full of in cells who are like, yeah,
this will be the only time I'll get any and
you're probably not getting, if you'll pardon the pun, the
cream of the crop.
Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
With these people too, scraping bottom.
Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
So there are women online in these in these forums
where they're.
Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
Like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Looking for this, you know, like any other kind of
sperm donor situation. And the guys, as they do online,
are probably lying about what they look like. You know,
I'm former military, I used to play rugby, blah, blah blah.
Trouble is there are a lot of people that these
women contact and the guys tell them they'd prefer for
(01:29:56):
it to be diy natural intercourse. I bet you would
say what you pay me and then I'll leave it in.
Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
That sounds like such a great plan if it works.
Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
Always wanted to be a dad, but the situation never arose,
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Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
Golly, I wonder.
Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
Why you're forty one and you can never get laid.
So that's what they're running into. But I can't imagine
that anybody is really that surprised by that. Seventy percent
of the donors on this one particular app offer their
sperm for free.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
However, they provide that they would like to do it naturally.
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
It's a cost. That's the only cost.
Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
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It's a big one, though. Gotta give it directly from
the tap.
Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
The Allen Carr Show on one before listening, best way
to resist the machines jump down your smartphone by listening
to this craft. He won't even remember how to tell time.
Speaker 6 (01:31:12):
The Allen car Show on one hundred point seven w MMS.
Speaker 14 (01:31:21):
As it goes on, the stays called Allen, and he's
always there.
Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Friends gets here when he's out to play, but.
Speaker 14 (01:31:28):
He's gon fine and he's here, stay alien, spooky Allen.
Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
As he came out here other night it was Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Thek Shi right, they goes and goes out on the street,
just like your cartoon.
Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
Where about him?
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
These learn I do like this time of year.
Speaker 7 (01:32:06):
For the survey is that they do, And inevitably they
will ask people, Hey, do you believe in things beyond
this plane of existence? And most people will say yes.
They say that about sixty percent of Americans. And it
doesn't really change that much. There's no big sea change
(01:32:29):
in how people believe in things or don't believe in things. Obviously,
as culture changes and there are more scientific discoveries insofar
as people allow themselves to believe in those things, people
overall become less and less religious and more drawn to
the secular and that's always good news. But sixty percent
(01:32:52):
of people in this study say that yes, they have
had at least one paranormal experience.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
And wouldn't you know it, not one of them got
it on film.
Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (01:33:07):
The most common events that people say, what do you think?
People say when they say, oh, what happened to you.
What's the common paranormal event that has happened to you?
Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Seeing something?
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Well, And this is where it gets weird, because to me,
I'm like, okay, people are ascribing weird things to things
that are utterly normal in any other context. Feeling a presence, right,
you can tell when somebody's kind of in the room
with you. I don't consider that paranormal. It's this little,
you know, changes in in you know, you can hear
(01:33:39):
things that are changing in the.
Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Air or.
Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Smelling an unexplained odor. I mean, this happens in the
hallway here at work. I was just about to ask
you what I don't coming out of that machine. I
don't think that there's anything paranormal in that. Oh I do.
Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
There's something is definitely paranormal.
Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
Something from that machine, something otherworldly. The little white thing
outside the restaurant door, it's plugged. Yeah, it's kicking out
like air freshener.
Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
It's so strong.
Speaker 7 (01:34:08):
Well, yeah, it's like this cloying smell that sticks. But
they're trying to like nuke. And by the way, the
door to the restaurant in our long hallway here, which
is how we go to the men's and the women's
room down there that they have this little like it
looks like a humidifire. So it's not huge, No, it's
(01:34:29):
much bigger than a normal air freshener. I have to
assume it's some kind of industrial air freshener and about
the size of a you know, a couple of shoe
boxes stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
That thing is plugged in.
Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
Again, to their credit, anything that helps a little bit,
I'm happy with. But just the point of context, that
thing is so far away from the bathrooms that they're like, well,
we got to do something in nuke the smell, and
so they're using that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
So it's just a it's this concentrated air freshener smell.
Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Almost like a ven tell Us center or something. It's
just over the top. Again, better than the Pope agreed.
I could not agree with you more.
Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
But it is it is an unexplained I guess, not
an unexplained odor. We know the we know the uh
the origin of it, but I don't ascribe anything paranormal
to that. Thirty percent of the people say that their
paranormal experience was unexplained sound or music, hearing the voice
(01:35:27):
of someone who wasn't there. I believe that's called schizophrenia,
and feeling an unexplained change in temperature lass is called
living in Ohio.
Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
Everybody, man, you don't like the weather.
Speaker 9 (01:35:39):
Ah?
Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Wait five minutes. Only seven percent of Americans say they
have seen a demon. I can't believe that that is
only in single digits. Well in this country of nimrods,
it's eighty seven percent say they've seen a demon.
Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
But it's also very specific. It's saying demon, it's not
saying that they haven't seen something, because if you see
a loved one, you're not going to consider that to
be a demon. If you see you never met my uncle.
Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
Nine percent said they've seen unexplained smoke the kind you
can't handle, old house, or seen an angel. That's when
you get into your double digits. Ten percent of Americans
say they've seen an angel. Okay, AnyWho listen, this is
the perfect time to time of year to have our
(01:36:28):
friend James Renner come back.
Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
He's going to be in here on Thursday, hearing the
crap out all those little kids that are coming in
from the trees.
Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
James Renner is a novelist, true crime author of Great
Renown Right here in northeast Ohio. A lot of his
stories have been optioned for films and television shows and
things like that. And he would come in every year
for a while and tell kind of like urban legend
stories and you know, but everybody's very busy, and so
I hit him up this year and said, Hey, I
(01:36:57):
want to come back in and do that. Absolutely where
did you? Oh, at Mike Polk's wedding. Oh, it was
the social event of the decade. If I don't say
so myself. A lot of local luminaries, Rob, And normally,
(01:37:18):
you know, I would be self deprecating and say excluding
yours truly, But I shan't a lot of local luminaries, Rob,
including yours truly.
Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Isn't that where you also ran into one Timothy Disney?
Sure is?
Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Wow, reconnected with one Timothy Misney or as he was
here on the show a couple of weeks ago. According
to my daughter, the most impressive guest I've ever had
on this program is Tim Disney. Her mind was blown
that I was that I even knew him. So, yeah,
(01:37:58):
James Renner will be and he's got a lot of
you know, I mean, before I saw him, people were
blowing me up, going you can ever rener in, you
can ever rener in. And I guess I had kind
of forgotten or hadn't thought about it, hadn't spoken to
him a minute, So it was just kind of kismet
that I ran into him. But again, he's a busy guy,
and I don't like to presume on, you know, people's time.
But anyway, he'll be in here on Thursday. He said
(01:38:20):
he's got some new stories. But his book is called
It Came from Ohio, and it's few years old, but
it's full of great stories. It's like a really good
kind of Primmer on urban legends in and around northeast Ohio,
many of which our audience are familiar with, a gore,
orphanage and things like that.
Speaker 6 (01:38:39):
And you don't buy into any of that stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I don't believe in any of those things. That's just
because there's there's no evidence to support the claim. That's
different from me saying they're not real. I don't know
anything about anything. Sure, I'm just saying there's no evidence.
And the stuff that people purport as evidence, ghost hunters
and such, right those what they put forward as evidence
(01:39:02):
is so rapidly debunked that it doesn't really. But again,
I always think of these things as no different than
television evangelists or Miss Cleo. Call and I'll give you
a read. And you know it should say for entertainment
purposes only at the bottom. And I understand that there's
(01:39:23):
kind of a there's a primal thing in the human
brain to wonder what is beyond this? I'm no different.
I would love for all this stuff to get proven tomorrow.
I would fully be in I'm Fox Molder, right. I
want to believe.
Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
I desperately want to believe this stuff because.
Speaker 7 (01:39:41):
Yeah, it's super depressing to think this is it, but
we don't have any evidence of the contrary.
Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
So you've never had it. Get on board, You've anything
happen that you could be like, what that could have
been something else? I mean, we went to a I
was probably a freshman.
Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
The story that springs to mind is I was probably
a freshman in high school and a friend of mine's
family she had her family had like this barn, or
they had bought a farm or so. Once you get
out of Chicago's all it's the sticks man, you go
right into cows. And her family had bought this farmland
(01:40:21):
or something that had this old house in this old barn,
and she was going to have some people out for
a party. Mind you were like fourteen fifteen years old, right,
we don't really have our moxi yet. Nobody's like banging
or anything like that. There's no alcohol there were you know,
there were a couple of dozen of us, good mix
of the kids in our class. And the story was
(01:40:42):
that a person had hanged themselves in the barn, and
so of course, you know, we're, oh, we got to
get in there, and went up into the barn in
this very very small room. So it definitely set the
scene for something wild. It was this very small room
with a very low ceiling. You know, I wasn't tall
(01:41:03):
as a freshman in high school, and I still kind
of had to duck a little bit to get in there.
Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
But everybody was really really curious.
Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
And there was a single bulb on a chain hanging
in the middle, and this is where this person had
supposedly hanged themselves or whatever. The suicide had happened in
this barn, and that was really what kind of drew
everybody in. And all I remember at the time was
as soon as I walked into that room. I immediately
felt dizzy. I felt like I wasn't steady on my feet,
(01:41:33):
which you could chalk that up to something hinky going
on there, you know, Yeah, yeah, I mean you know so.
But I wasn't like, oh, there's a spirit in here,
you know. I mean, you were trying to get at
the time. Again, we're freshmen in high school, so we're
trying to get the girls to go in there and
try to freak them out because there's an even mix
of guys and girls. And but I wouldn't say that
(01:41:56):
that would there was a presence in the room. I
might have just not had an enough water that day.
So again, I can't say these things aren't real. I'm
just saying there's no empirical evidence. Right, there's no situation
which these things can be replicated. I should say, they go, oh,
(01:42:17):
look at this. There is the piece of video that
I showed in this show years ago from my brother's house.
I still don't have an explanation for that. People might
remember that some black and white house camera footage that
my brother had trained on his front window and the curtain.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
It wasn't just the vent blowing the curtain.
Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
The curtain pulled all the way back and we were
convinced he was dicking around, and he's like, I assure
you I'm not. But he's the only reason that I
second guessed him is because.
Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
He believes in that stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
And I don't. So yeah, I don't know, but a
lot of people feel that way.
Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
A lot of people are like, yes, I have had
an experience like that, you know, because it makes them
feel like they have had an experience other people haven't had,
even though sixty percent of people they talk to say yes,
I felt something. Yeah, it makes people feel different or
important or I don't know. I always felt like people
are looking for reasons to feel unique, and that's one
(01:43:26):
of them.
Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
I always felt like it was a feeling, like if
you had a feeling of something, there was now what
it is, I don't know, but I think like when
you get that you're uncomfortable in a situation, you get
the chills, you get like the goosebumps show up, that
sort of thing. I always kind of felt like that
is some form of a connection and what it is,
I don't know why. It is again, probably all mental, right,
(01:43:50):
but I always if I'm ever in that situation and
that happens where I'm feeling like I don't want to
be here, I don't like this, I'm uncomfortable, and I
get that feeling. I feel like there's something that happens.
Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
Well, and again, at the end of the day, it
all comes down to do you believe in that stuff
or do you not? And if if you're somebody who
does believe in those things, then no amount of debunking
is gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
Get you to not believe it.
Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
You're gonna go, well, I've got my thing, and that's
fine too.
Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
That's fine too.
Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
I'm just saying that, you know, each and every one
of those things that people rattle off as something you
could literally talk to a neuroscientist and they would go, well,
that changes in air and this chemical's firing in your
brain and that's you know, but that's a really boring explanation,
and people don't want to hear that stuff, so they go, no,
it was a oh I got really cold in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
Okay, no harm in it.
Speaker 7 (01:44:38):
There's something going on here. Look at these nips. I
got cut glass over here. That turkey's done there. The
stories from about a week ago about the guy, the
elderly guy who crashed his plane into the dog park
and hit a woman, and he died and they had
to extricate her from under the plane. Yes, and I
could not get my head around how this woman? I'm
(01:44:59):
like this, you have headphones on?
Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
Did she?
Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
How would you not hear You're in a park in
Los Angeles, out there in Long Beach?
Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
How would you not hear this?
Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
And people started texting me, Hey, man, if a plane's
engine cuts out and it's coming in, you're never gonna
hear anything. People had good logical conclusions. Turns out the
woman was death whoops. So I go, yeah, even if
an if an engine cut out, it's not like it's
gonna quietly glide. You're gonna hear something. You think you're
(01:45:30):
hearing demons, You're gonna hear a goddamn plane coming in.
Speaker 6 (01:45:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
The woman was deaf, That's why she didn't hear anything.
Okham's razor. She's alive. I think the pilot died and
obviously she didn't hear the plane at all. She was
walking her dog and the plane came in low and
hit her and dragged her into the Tiffany Harrison was
(01:45:54):
seriously injured.
Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
She's still alive. She had to undergo surgeries in her forties.
Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
Old guy was flying and subse consequently crashing a home
built two seater aircraft and he the guy had to
make an emergency landing. So she's deaf boy, what bad luck?
Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
You imagine the poor guy the whole time. Move, move, lady, Hey,
having a hits you. I mean he didn't hear anything right?
Let me please, I crashed my flying machine. Yeah, poor
guy tried hitting the horn or he's trying.
Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
He's trying to get her out there.
Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
What are you deafy?
Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
That's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
Every horn he had on board. He's trying his share
was landy get on the way.
Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Very traumatic.
Speaker 7 (01:47:10):
They said she's probably gonna have PTSD because a normal
person wouldn't just walk in the park and have this happen.
Speaker 6 (01:47:18):
She should play the lottery. Man, you know, your death
and a plane crashes and lands on you. The odds
of that happening, like, she should definitely play the lottery.
Speaker 7 (01:47:30):
Her partner was in the parking lot waiting for her
and saw the plane closing in.
Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
She's like, the plane hit her so fast, I had
no time to get to her.
Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
She thought.
Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
I thought the pilot died. The pilot, in his sixties,
is also recovering. Okay, I thought that he died.
Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
Imagine the partner running through the park trying to get
her to Betty. Betty will go out.
Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
Yeah, I mean, damn it, she's on text. All you're
gonna do is like wave your arms. You The woman
suffered a fractured spine, a broken pelvis, and a large
cut on her leg.
Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Her dog was not injured at all.
Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
Good.
Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
But the experimental plane. That's how John Denver died, Right,
wasn't he flying a plane he built?
Speaker 6 (01:48:19):
Yeah? I don't know why people got to build their
own crap.
Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
You know, my dad used to back way back in
the day.
Speaker 7 (01:48:24):
I don't know if you can still technically get them,
but way back in the day, like car kits or
a thing, right, I remember my dad building a car.
Speaker 6 (01:48:31):
My dad was an engineer. He could.
Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
You know. My two brothers got that gene right, they
could take a part a car and rebuild it into
a boat. They're both like that. They got it from
my dad. I didn't get any of that. I've learned
to do things over the years, but I did not
get that grease monkey Jean point so building a car. Okay,
it's the worst it can happen there. People to build
(01:48:54):
planes like really, I mean cheaper, it's a cost thing.
But still really want to take to the air when
you're building your own plane. And he got it up,
you know, I mean obviously the fundamentals of air, of
air travel don't change, the physics of flight don't change.
But if that thing is you got one screw Lewis boy.
Speaker 6 (01:49:18):
Me please, I grabs my flying machine. It's the end
for me. Right, grabs my flying machine. Hey, you dummy?
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Speaker 7 (01:50:14):
He went in his Sunday best excitable boy.
Speaker 12 (01:50:20):
They all said.
Speaker 7 (01:50:23):
Warren Zevon finally getting into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. The induction ceremonies this year one week from Saturday,
happens November the eighth out in LA. He's getting one
of those like weird awards, though like the Taste Maker,
it's like not straight induction.
Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
But he gets something.
Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
So I'm at a party for children on Saturday, friends
of ours who have a massive house on the lake,
and they really trick this thing out. These are the
people who are throwing the adult party this Saturday night
ocause they're like this doves all all set up.
Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
We're not wasting it, you know, but they were this thing.
Speaker 6 (01:51:04):
This place was.
Speaker 7 (01:51:05):
Decked out man inside outside, they got multiple bounce houses.
In every detail right, there's there's nothing overlooked. They really
really put a lot into these. They are people of means,
so you know, they happy to do it. And they
got a cotton candy lady and they got a again,
(01:51:26):
it's every manner of decoration, from animatronics to you know,
there's food and there's drink and there's everything. And they
have a DJ in the garage. And we got there
towards the front of this whole thing because we had
other things to do after. So he was kind of
still setting up. It looked like a Laroque for a second.
(01:51:47):
He had is he still wear a flight suit? Jeffrey
Laroq wear a flight suit or something back in the day. Yes, Okay,
this DJ had like I don't know who DJ was
it flight suit anyway, I don't know, And he's playing
this song and I don't know if like where Wolves
of London played and just went into this. Now I'm
bopping my head along because I love excitable Boy. And
(01:52:10):
I'm staying there with my daughter. She's waiting for cotton candy.
And then I go, oh no, and she's like what,
And I said, this song go, this is not a
song for kids. You know, he's singing about an excitable
boy as a joke. It's about a kid who like
kills a girl and there's a line about how he
rapes her and kills her and takes her home from
the prom.
Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
And I'm like, oh, this is not a this is
not a song for children.
Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
And so and I explained to my daughter what was happening,
and she kind of gave me a cock die and
then went about eating her cotton candy. But I was like, oh,
this guy, as he's setting up is must not have
like one ear trained to what's happening. He must have
something just kind of rolling through a streamer or something.
Because he he wear Wolves of London. That's going to
be a classic Halloween song. But warren Zevon, of course,
(01:53:02):
part of his big appeal for people like me, A
very very dark lyricist and an excitable boy comes on,
Oh oh this is not hey, this is great. Well
I was because I was so into it. You know,
I'd ad an edible, of course, and I was so
into it. I'm just kind of bobbing my head. And
then as I'm thinking, I'm like, oh, this is not
(01:53:24):
going in a positive direction. Now, I guarantee you there
wasn't one other person who made that connection, because my
first thought was, is there an edited version of this
just for the mere fact that it was playing? And
I was like, probably not the songs from like nineteen
seventy six. I don't know that excitable boy. You know,
(01:53:46):
it's not like it's getting played at sports events. The
niche song, even though big hit for him, put him
on the map. But yeah, So what I'm saying is
I'm assuming that the same guy will not be there
for the adult party. I don't think that's a DJ situation.
Adults don't need that for a party.
Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
Oh, I guarantee you, But I have a DJ. Why
because he didn't have one for a kid's party.
Speaker 7 (01:54:12):
Well, but the past couple of times they've had one
of these they they haven't had one. It's just been
people milling around and drinking, and you know what I mean,
it's a grown up affair. I think that was for
I think later in the party, because he was setting
up lights. I'm sure later in the party, like kids
were dancing, and there was probably games and stuff. Like
I said, these people don't look overlook any detail. There
was a great suggestion in the chat earlier about another
(01:54:34):
costume for you. I know, we were all enjoying the
Jane Goodall suggestion.
Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
We were all enjoying the suggestion that I got.
Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
By the end you were thinking about it. You jotted
it down.
Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
Good stuff monkey and pull your hair back into a
pony tails and bee Jane Goodall. It's a good sugution.
It's funny, motherless. But this was also very good and
very on brand for you. Don't get bad at me,
I'm mister Pete. Ruth Bader Ginsburg why, she said, I know,
(01:55:10):
but it would be right, Ruth. Why Ruth Bader g RBG.
I mean she had short brown hair, like a bob.
Speaker 6 (01:55:19):
She she had like a coat.
Speaker 7 (01:55:20):
She had like a justice's robe with a doily neck
and horn rim glasses.
Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
But I think funny. It is not funny, Ruth, No,
explain it to Jane Goodall.
Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
That's at least I see what they're going for because
my hair is gray and it's long, ha ha ha, pull.
Speaker 6 (01:55:42):
It back and she always had her hair pulled back.
Speaker 7 (01:55:45):
But but Ruth bader Ginsburg like artificially colored her hair
black or something not always though not not like at
the end it was it was, it was very great.
And there's Ruth bader Ginsburg. That's the cost stum I
should wear like when the justices. I don't get the connection.
I think that's somebody just trolling. No, it was, but
(01:56:06):
they're using they're using a female, old female as a springboard.
Except this one isn't funny.
Speaker 6 (01:56:12):
Well, I don't know, because I think there are If
you look at the old photos of her, she wouldn't
she a piece back in the day?
Speaker 7 (01:56:22):
Old photos well like I mean, excuse me, newer photos
when she was old, like older she had before she does,
she was letting her hair go white, her hair was
pulled back.
Speaker 6 (01:56:31):
She did have long hair.
Speaker 7 (01:56:33):
Well, then the argument that's being made is any character
with gray hair I should go as for Halloween.
Speaker 6 (01:56:41):
No, I just think that that one in particular because
in general bader Ginsburg there she is again.
Speaker 7 (01:56:56):
I mean, even when my hair was my natural color
dark brown, years ago, nobody was like, you should go
as Ruth bader Ginsburg for Halloween. No, but but why
didn't I just go as Sondra day O'Connor Because it
wouldn't been She's the first female Supreme Court justice. Why
didn't I go as William Rehnquiz, how about to get
(01:57:16):
some shoe polish and go is third good? Marshall, I
think you're missing it, Alan, I clearly am. I don't
get the connection. Jane Goodall, very funny. Yes, you can
make the case. You go okay, ha ha ha ha
stuffed monkey, it's ez peasy.
Speaker 6 (01:57:30):
The first picture I saw when I googled Ruth bader
Ginsburg had her hair pulled back, and it was towards
the end of her life. She was old, and I
saw how it could have been funny if you just
wore like a black uh, like a top and like
a doily. I could see how that would be funny.
So that did make me laugh. Now not close to
his heart, as Jane Goodall, I just had another suggestion, Well,
(01:57:54):
you're just a Messenger. Yeah, it's not your idea. Whoever
gave you the idea? And funny not funny Ruth Pader Ginsburg.
I don't think it was Alan Ginsburg. I think Jane
Goodall is the pick. I think that's.
Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
Awesome, all right, Jane Goodall, Well, spoiler alert, I'm not
going to the adult party as Jane Goodall.
Speaker 6 (01:58:22):
I'd be so good if you did. I gotta explain
to people online.
Speaker 7 (01:58:26):
They're gonna think it like, what do you dress up
as a college professor? I got a mock turtleneck on
and my hair's pulled Backie then and Panzee says it all.
Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
You don't have to say anything. Hold it up. They'll know,
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
Alan warren Zevon absolutely needs to be in the rock All.
Speaker 7 (01:58:43):
The greatest lyric of all time, in my opinion, is
Little Old Lady got mutilated late last night.
Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
That's from where Wolves of London.
Speaker 7 (01:58:50):
And it was a constant source of discontent with my
ex wife. She wanted to do a wedding video and
we were both going to be picking songs that we liked,
and this was mid nineties.
Speaker 6 (01:59:06):
We got married in nineteen ninety eight, so one.
Speaker 7 (01:59:07):
Of the big songs at the time was changed the
world by one Eric Clapton, remember that one rob That
was his collab with a singer named Babyface. Very big song,
and I think it was our song at the time,
and so changed the world. Where your Clapton is on there.
But I've always been a huge war in Zevonne fan.
And so in the course of this wedding video where
it's kind of you know, it's a series of photos
(01:59:31):
and some video in there, not the live video of
the ceremony itself, but like a montage video, and where
Wolves of London is in there, and the lyric little
old Lady got mutilated late last night is in my
wedding video. And this was always a source of consternation
for my ex wife says something she harped on. But
(01:59:51):
anytime it came up, it was one big eye roll,
And I was.
Speaker 6 (01:59:54):
Like, all right, I like, warren' zvon, what do you want?
Speaker 7 (01:59:57):
Would you have rather had then he raped her and
killed and took her home?
Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Would you rather? I put excitable boy in there.
Speaker 6 (02:00:03):
I just skipped a couple of them.
Speaker 7 (02:00:06):
Desperado under the eves a his late nineties, so he
hadn't gotten into his early aughts work yet. But you know,
I remember that, and I think that the photo that
happened to coincide in the wedding video with that lyric
was of my mother in law, I believe at that time.
(02:00:28):
So it didn't you want to talk about not hidden?
Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:00:36):
I'll figure it out. I got a couple of days, Alan,
How about Ruth Bader Yinsburg.
Speaker 6 (02:00:46):
All right?
Speaker 7 (02:00:46):
Next case on a docket, Ron versus Board of Education,
How say ye?
Speaker 6 (02:00:52):
Right? In the majority opinion, Ruth Bader Yinsburg, see not bad,
not bad? All right?
Speaker 7 (02:01:02):
By the way, I had it in my notes, but
a lot of our listeners in Pittsburgh did remind me
I already had it down, thank you. Today is the
sixth anniversary of the Pittsburgh Sinkhole. This is when the
bus went right into the giant sinkhole opens up in
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downtown Pittsburgh in twenty nineteen. Right down there Liberty Ave
and I'm not sure what the cross street was. A
Port Authority bus. The back half of the bus and
the two front wheels of the car right behind it
went into a massive sinkhole. Took them hours to extract
(02:01:48):
the bus. I don't remember if there were any people
on it. Public transit bus dropped fully dropped into a
sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh, along with the front two wheel
of a Kia Optima that was behind it. There was
one single passenger on the bus, a woman who was
treated for minor injuries. The driver was fine, but they
(02:02:13):
had to get cranes out there. They had to shut
off the power lines that were under the street. They
had to strap the bus to a crane. They had
to get duke cane light out there. I think that
was the power company, and it took him four or
five hours to assemble the crane and then another hour
(02:02:34):
for it to get.
Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
The bus out of the massive sinkhole.
Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
It was a twenty foot deep sinkhole right down there
in downtown Pittsburgh six years ago today.
Speaker 6 (02:02:45):
And first I thought you were talking about this weekend's
Packers Steelers game, because that was a huge sinkhole for
the Steelers.
Speaker 7 (02:02:52):
I always forget. I know I've said this before, but
it's because I keep forgetting. Like Michael McDonald, I keep
forgetting that Aaron Rodgers is the quarterback of the Pittsburgh
Steam Huh.
Speaker 6 (02:03:04):
Playing his old team, right? Yeah, yeah, I was. I'm
pretty happy without that outcome.
Speaker 7 (02:03:10):
Let's go pack You're happy to the Packers one, Yeah,
I mean I'm not a Packers fan by anything. They
are the Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (02:03:16):
They are the blood rivals of my Chicago Bear.
Speaker 7 (02:03:19):
So I will and I have a saw spartan my
heart for the Steelers, so I will never root for
the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
They can also rob Huff my taint.
Speaker 7 (02:03:30):
But they beat him by ten, fair and square, and
then fourth Packs by ten five and one. But I
feel like the Steelers are doing better than anybody thought
they would either, for sure, but it was also like
they forgot there was four quarters of football to play. Yeah,
I mean it gave up twenty one points in the
fourth quarter. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 6 (02:03:51):
So yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:03:53):
Also, you might recall the Pittsburgh sinkhole is one of
the most difficult moves on Urban Dictionary. Remember that one, Okay,
So if you've never done the Pittsburgh sinkhole. So the
girl noticed for hetero couples, that's why I default too,
that's my lane.
Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
The girl is wearing nothing but a Jerome Bettist number
thirty six.
Speaker 6 (02:04:16):
Jersey, see where you're going? He was the bus.
Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
The guy fully naked sits into a giant chef salad
and then hot fries or poured onto his crotchikes and
then she straddles him and chokes herself with a terrible towel,
and then as they they both pop off, you each
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a shot gun of cana Iron City and you scream
double joy at the top of your lungs. And that's
the Pittsburgh sinkhole. I mean you can, Yeah, you can
play variations on a theme there, but it's worth looking into.
Speaker 2 (02:04:58):
With the weekend coming up and something exciting.
Speaker 6 (02:05:02):
Do you have to get the fries from that special place?
Speaker 7 (02:05:04):
The my god, these are hot. No, if you want
to get you get him from anywhere. All right, fries
on salad, though, you gotta do that. If you want
to get him from Eating Park, you want to get
him from McDonald's, you can.
Speaker 6 (02:05:18):
Donnie Iris have to be playing, am I God, that's
the big part, right, Like you gotta have Donnie Iris
playing in the background while it happensh.
Speaker 7 (02:05:24):
That that's dealer's choice. Okay, I'm not gonna say that.
You gotta do that however you want to, however you
want to jush it up. But the fundamentals of the
Pittsburgh sinkhole are as I described them, not for the
faint of heart, and certainly not for well literally the
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faint of heart. I mean, you know, easy with your fries,
and you know chef salad that's mostly ham, right, you
get like a restaurant salad, it's mostly iceberg, lettuce and ham.
But Donnie Iris, Yeah, you can put Donnie Iris on
maybe listening to Clarks, I don't know what happened on
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the floor.
Speaker 6 (02:06:07):
What happens if your vettest jersey's dirty? Can you substitute
like the Paulamalu or well, no, what about the Franco Harris.
Speaker 2 (02:06:15):
Well, you can never say a bad word against Franco Harris.
Speaker 6 (02:06:18):
So you could wear the Franco Harris jersey instead, but
not a Paulamalu.
Speaker 7 (02:06:22):
Well, listen, I've Troy. Paulamalu is the jersey that I
have because he gave it to me. So I got
a number forty three in my closet, and never the
Roethlisberger because somebody's getting raped in that case, right, Well,
I'm telling you it's you know, I spent a lot
of time in Jack's bar when he was in that
back bathroom with a couple of yah Pit cheerleaders. Nevertheless,
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none of my business. Uh, you can go for the
Hines Ward if you want, right, yep. So yeah, there
are little variations on it however you want to do it.
But the Pittsburgh Sinkhole is not as easy as it sounds.
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But I appreciate the people who give it a go.
What's the difference between that and the Pittsburgh Stinkhole? Just
that is a sue Rob. That's a subset of the
Pittsburgh Sinkhole. It doesn't have to be in there, Okay,
I wasn't sure. No, seems like that's the time you'd
want to break out the Jack ham jersey. You can
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do that too, Yeah, yeah, you could do that too. No,
I think that the Uh, I'll let you figure out
the Pittsburgh Stinkhole, Jack Butler.
Speaker 6 (02:07:43):
Maybe yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:07:45):
I mean listen, you know, for people who live near there,
the Pittsburgh Stinkhole was, it was always Alison Park right
up Road eight.
Speaker 6 (02:07:55):
Other than that, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
Hey, you want some Brian, yep. I think you're gonna know.
The song very dramatic.
Speaker 15 (02:08:04):
It's just about to say I bove you love you.
He took the words right out of the man mouth.
It must have been while you were kissing me.
Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
The artist play the song, you know the artist. Yeah,
it's meat Loaf. It is meat Loaf.
Speaker 6 (02:08:23):
Oh, for God's sake, what's what's the name of the song?
Speaker 2 (02:08:26):
You took the words right out of my mouth? Is
it the titles in there?
Speaker 6 (02:08:29):
Yeah? Remember how you know?
Speaker 7 (02:08:31):
For all time it all you want to talk about
timing boy, meat Loaf and those dumb songs love the Guy,
the Late Great meat Loaf.
Speaker 6 (02:08:38):
But the beginning of that.
Speaker 2 (02:08:39):
Song was like where do you take the jaws of
the wolf for something?
Speaker 6 (02:08:42):
You know?
Speaker 7 (02:08:42):
It was all very very operatic, and Brian on a
meat Loaf kick, it's.
Speaker 15 (02:08:49):
Just about to say, I bove you love you. He
took the words right out of the man mouth. It
must have been while you were kissing.
Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:09:12):
So listen, Brian isn't going to put everything into it
that meat Loaf did, but nobody can put it. But
do you remember the beginning of that song, because the
parenthetical subtitle was hot Summer Night?
Speaker 6 (02:09:23):
Yeah, would you offer the wolf for all that?
Speaker 2 (02:09:26):
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the
red roses?
Speaker 6 (02:09:31):
Will he offer me his mouth?
Speaker 7 (02:09:33):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:09:33):
Yes, will he offer me his teeth yes? Will he
offer me his jaws?
Speaker 16 (02:09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:09:43):
Will he offer me his song?
Speaker 6 (02:09:45):
Like that to the song bro all the mouth noise
from that guy too?
Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
Right?
Speaker 6 (02:09:50):
Will you his penism yes? Yes, I guess would be awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:10:02):
Be his hunger yes?
Speaker 6 (02:10:05):
And star yes? When he's tar without me? Not right,
Brian enough.
Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
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Speaker 6 (02:10:33):
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Speaker 7 (02:11:03):
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Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
It back up with RMG Hello, who's this?
Speaker 7 (02:11:34):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (02:11:34):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (02:11:34):
Who's this? Going once?
Speaker 2 (02:11:39):
Going twice, going three times?
Speaker 6 (02:11:41):
Okay, that's what I get, picking up the line.
Speaker 7 (02:11:47):
Cal Valier's play Tomorrow night right decisive win over the
Pistons last night in Detroit one sixteen to ninety five
was the final there Calves at Celtics tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
TD Garden Is that where?
Speaker 6 (02:12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:12:03):
TD guards all night at seven o'clock chills.
Speaker 7 (02:12:06):
That's on your FM home for Cleveland Cavalier's basketball. I
have this song stuck in my head all morning Southbound
sorry from h led Zeppelin. I don't know why, don't
know why. It showed up randomly, and then I couldn't
remember the name of it. I was really you could
smell the wood burning, and I was in my car
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trying to think what the song was and finally found it.
Raptors will come to town on Halloween night to play
the Caves one of those NBA Cup games. I'm still
don't I'm still not quite clear on what those are.
In season tournament? Yeah, I get that part, but like
to what end.
Speaker 6 (02:12:47):
Battle loop? All right?
Speaker 7 (02:12:52):
Every Detroit flaw on full display in blowout loss.
Speaker 6 (02:12:57):
That was the article in the Free Press. How about that?
Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
Let me throw something at you here, Rob.
Speaker 7 (02:13:03):
If you heard the phrase p madness, you might think
we were back on Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
It might make you go, what is R Kelly Doon
these days?
Speaker 7 (02:13:16):
P Madness, however, is a woman who lives in New
York who stages a race between her ducks to see
who can eat more peas, and.
Speaker 6 (02:13:27):
It's as thrilling as you might be led to believe.
Speaker 7 (02:13:32):
Now, I mentioned this because you've had a duck problem
for quite some time, and I know that you and
I have to assume that there's no evidence of the contrary.
I have to assume, because I haven't heard otherwise that
this is still continuing.
Speaker 6 (02:13:46):
Yeah, no changes.
Speaker 7 (02:13:47):
You've also said that you wish the ducks no harm,
You just want them to be quiet.
Speaker 6 (02:13:52):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:13:53):
Another instance of not killing the messenger. It's really the
owner's fault.
Speaker 7 (02:13:57):
Yes, So it would fall on deaf ears if I
were to suggest to you that perhaps you throw peas
into their pen keep them quiet.
Speaker 6 (02:14:06):
M I don't think it would would that would that?
Would that do the trick?
Speaker 5 (02:14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:14:11):
If they're busy eating peas, there's not much else that
they could be doing.
Speaker 6 (02:14:15):
I guess wouldn't that be for chickens chickpeas?
Speaker 7 (02:14:18):
I mean, these ducks are going to watch these ducks
going at the peace mad Here.
Speaker 14 (02:14:23):
Pe Madness is where my ducks compete to see who's
the fastest pee eating duck.
Speaker 7 (02:14:26):
Winner gets the grand prize of the lows buckets full
of peace.
Speaker 4 (02:14:29):
Changed it off this week and undefeated Nutmeg.
Speaker 6 (02:14:31):
Is not going to be on the bracket. Sick of
seeing her win, and I want somebody else to get
the proces.
Speaker 7 (02:14:34):
Can you imagine people saying, I'm sick of seeing that
duck win. People are really vested in this, but this
is her sport.
Speaker 6 (02:14:41):
I can't cut her out completely.
Speaker 14 (02:14:42):
So she'll be competing at the end against her own
personal best time, and if she beats it, she gets
the bucket.
Speaker 7 (02:14:47):
She Duck starts with twelve peace in the bowl and
timer starts when Bill hits water.
Speaker 6 (02:14:50):
Without further ado.
Speaker 12 (02:14:51):
The first competition of the night, Dippin' Dot versus Dumpling,
got it, Come on, dip Dot.
Speaker 2 (02:14:58):
She's doing good.
Speaker 7 (02:14:59):
She Oh my god, sorry she had me until doing good.
It's doing well, man ah. And that's where we part company. Nevertheless,
you know, for people who might want something dumb and
brainless P madness, that's Pea.
Speaker 6 (02:15:15):
Again.
Speaker 7 (02:15:15):
I was lured in because somebody mentioned P madness to
me verbally, and of course I couldn't. My curiosity got
the better of me. I was like, Oh, this isn't
what I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 6 (02:15:26):
At all I was happy to.
Speaker 2 (02:15:29):
They were like, no, no, it involves ducks.
Speaker 7 (02:15:31):
And I was like, well, I mean that's that's kinky,
but okay, I didn't realize they meant the vegetable. But
you know, for some people, there is no limit to
the animal videos that they can watch. And for you
ASMR fans, obviously there are videos galore of those online.
(02:15:55):
There's entire social media accounts devoted to animals munching and
maunching and maunching on things. You don't like those mouth
noises rock. How do you feel about ducks eating a
plate of peas?
Speaker 3 (02:16:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:16:12):
I think it's okay, okay, an ass for every seats.
I gotta tell you, I.
Speaker 7 (02:16:22):
Kind of surprised ducks can consume. I think peas might
do something negative to a duck's internal systems.
Speaker 2 (02:16:30):
I must be way off.
Speaker 6 (02:16:31):
There, but I can get the Scoots maybe. Who knows
the Scoots. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:16:34):
Our buddy Ethan and Rochester, by the way, was laughing
at that because he had never heard that phrase before.
Speaker 2 (02:16:39):
I was like, really, the Scoots, the Scoots. I love
the Scoots.
Speaker 6 (02:16:44):
Brand.
Speaker 2 (02:16:44):
Dude, He's well, no, not having them, but I love
the phrase.
Speaker 6 (02:16:48):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (02:16:48):
I got I had the scoots all weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:16:51):
I don't know where there is.
Speaker 7 (02:16:53):
I don't know the providence of that, but I mean
I still have maybe when I have dog drags his
ass on the carpet or something. Or let's see, are
you still running back and forth down the hallway in
the brakes.
Speaker 6 (02:17:03):
Nope, I won't do that here. You know that they
I have a cork in, man, But if it gets
to that emergency status, I'll obviously do it. This is
what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
I didn't know is battle conditions.
Speaker 5 (02:17:13):
Man?
Speaker 9 (02:17:13):
It is.
Speaker 6 (02:17:14):
But it's not like like if I sat down and
gave it just a little push. It's it's full blown.
It's going.
Speaker 7 (02:17:21):
That. I did notice I went to have a pitch
in the break. I did notice that they removed that
industrial air freshener. It's not out in the hallway. Yeah,
I'm wondering if it's because maybe I said so, who knows. Well,
I don't know that they're listening, but I mean usually
we catch stuff for that is, do we Yeah? From
home internally?
Speaker 6 (02:17:37):
Yeah, and then they bitched like the Keiths and then
they're oh they do. Oh yeah. I just don't tell
you about it because I don't care enough to stop.
Speaker 2 (02:17:46):
I see, Oh why would they care?
Speaker 6 (02:17:49):
Who the keiths?
Speaker 7 (02:17:50):
The people complaining? Oh I don't know, I don't even
you mean the building management. Yeah, but it wasn't like
we were. All I always said in that case was
just like, uh like, hey, at least better than crap.
Speaker 10 (02:18:02):
But how is it?
Speaker 2 (02:18:03):
How is it on us that these things are happening?
Speaker 6 (02:18:06):
It's not it's not.
Speaker 7 (02:18:07):
No, we're merely observing things that are taking place around
us in our immediate environment.
Speaker 2 (02:18:14):
How are we the bad guys?
Speaker 6 (02:18:16):
Oh we aren't. I think it's just because you point
out the obvious. They're like, oh you say something like, oh,
you know, you had to break out the hose to
hose down the bathroom after somebody puked all over it
over the weekend. Oh Jesus Christ, well what do you want?
I mean, what happened?
Speaker 7 (02:18:32):
I'm in here on the weekends. So the Scoots appears
to be Gaelic. He got the skits, Gaelic orts hard barre.
Speaker 6 (02:18:44):
Oh got the scoots?
Speaker 8 (02:18:45):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (02:18:46):
Bears?
Speaker 6 (02:18:46):
They got the scoots? That's more scot tishue, I guess.
Speaker 7 (02:18:49):
But I should be able to replicate the brogue of
my people. The Emerald isles.
Speaker 6 (02:18:55):
Give me a second.
Speaker 7 (02:18:56):
Oh, when you said that it eats so much down
potential some you'res.
Speaker 6 (02:19:02):
Hi came Tod Woods his scoots.
Speaker 2 (02:19:05):
I mean there's shades of difference there. I'm not mailing it.
Speaker 7 (02:19:09):
I don't know that I still have any family direct
links living on the Emerald Isle.
Speaker 6 (02:19:13):
But uh, I love love.
Speaker 7 (02:19:16):
Visiting Dublin my favorite places in the world. Been there twice.
It's one of my I want to go three and
four times.
Speaker 6 (02:19:24):
A bucket list trip for me so good.
Speaker 2 (02:19:26):
I had friends of mine when the Steelers played over there.
Speaker 7 (02:19:29):
Friends of mine at dv Ian Pittsburgh took some listeners
over and I was appropriately green with envy because I
was all I could do was contribute and tell them
places to go.
Speaker 6 (02:19:44):
But love it.
Speaker 7 (02:19:47):
Notice the while eating peas, the ducks are silent. That yeah,
cotton balls, That's what I'm saying. I'm like, has it
ever occurred to Rob to maybe toss peas in there?
Because when these ducks are eating, they're not making noises.
Speaker 6 (02:19:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:19:57):
Then you run into the risk a that's labor inten
to be. It's not gonna last very long. You saw
the speed with which these things were snarfing these puppies up.
Speaker 6 (02:20:05):
Then they'll just start making more noise because they want
more yeah, more more peace.
Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:20:14):
I just I was out with the dogs even this morning,
and I saw that dope walking his dog. The ducks
are going like, I just, you know, I.
Speaker 6 (02:20:20):
Just want to.
Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
He should be walking the ducks.
Speaker 6 (02:20:26):
Well, I don't know what they I do think they
bring them in at night. I don't hear them at night.
Maybe they're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
I don't think that something. Then I guess I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:20:34):
I just I have to assume. I mean, it gets
cold here, yeah, winter time. They're not gonna have them outside, right,
you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:20:44):
I mean they're covered in feathers.
Speaker 7 (02:20:45):
Turns to yeah, but the water will turn to ice. Insulated,
I mean they're not. It's not like they're in a
moving body of water. They're in a freaking kiddie pool.
Speaker 6 (02:20:55):
Right, dumb.
Speaker 7 (02:20:58):
I mean, the the low tonight is going to be forty.
It was thirty eight overnight last night, you know. I
mean the highs for the next ten days are only
like upper forties, low fifties.
Speaker 6 (02:21:09):
I've been so rain in and.
Speaker 2 (02:21:10):
Out, Like Thursday, it's gonna rain all day.
Speaker 6 (02:21:12):
That kind of thing. I've been so annoyed with the
neighbors stuff lately that it's it's almost getting to it.
Speaker 7 (02:21:17):
More than that person or they're not just like in general, okay,
and that person obviously set the bar, but I'm like,
I'm honestly thinking about just selling my house now. You're
like extra sensitive to it, and I'm just everything pisses
me off. You're noticing every every little thing. I look
across the street, I see this, I look over there,
I see that, I got the ducks in the backyard,
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I got the all these things.
Speaker 2 (02:21:40):
Because you're not in an hoa situation.
Speaker 6 (02:21:43):
No, So I'm honestly thinking about just like the market
is really good there, I'm thinking about just testing the market, Like,
if I can make a decent amount of money, I'll
just sell it and rent something.
Speaker 7 (02:21:52):
You can make any money, you know what. I'm just like,
why not, Like what am I doing? I don't just
stay there? Yeah, the house has been a pain in
my since I bought it. They did all that stuff,
they hit all those things.
Speaker 10 (02:22:03):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:22:03):
I gotta think you're gonna get some pushback though from
the fam.
Speaker 6 (02:22:07):
Not really, No, I don't think so at all. I
think if I said tomorrow, let's go move, they they'd
be they would have their stuff packed in a second.
Speaker 7 (02:22:14):
Oh so everybody it has the same level of frustrating
I think, so I see, yeah, yeah, I mean I
residual from how the sellers hid so much stuff.
Speaker 6 (02:22:23):
That was that was the worst part.
Speaker 7 (02:22:25):
Like everybody's had a bad taste in their mouth since then,
you know, and then every day it's something else, you
know what I mean, Like you still find crap that
has to get fixed, or like I put a I
put in a bathroom floor.
Speaker 6 (02:22:36):
I told you, we knew all about that, you know.
I got to redo that.
Speaker 7 (02:22:40):
Just the way that everything is like in the house,
the way things have settled and whatnot. I got to
take that floor up and I gotta put it, put it,
put it back down, like it's the one that you
put down. You got to redo, yep, because the ground
keep shifting. It's just everything in that house. They're just
the cellars, just complete scumbags.
Speaker 6 (02:22:58):
Oh just they did everything they possibly could to try
to screw the person over because they had to make
as much as they could on the house.
Speaker 16 (02:23:05):
I was.
Speaker 6 (02:23:06):
I was good to them, man, Like I bought that house,
I lived there for a month. I already owned the
house they lived there for really you know, they're trapped
together and gain and they left the house like that.
They were just like real pieces of crap people. Wow,
you know it. Oh it's terrible. But in three years later,
I'm still dealing with it now. I'm just like, so
why not, Like if I saw what a house that's
(02:23:28):
a thousand square feet smaller than mine sold for, and
I'm like, why don't I just test the market, like
if I could make money? Screw it?
Speaker 7 (02:23:37):
Oh God, I got an email about the current worth
of my house and I'm like, you have I'm like,
let's sell this thing tomorrow. Like You've got to be
kidding me, Right's insane.
Speaker 6 (02:23:47):
What houses are worth right now. That's why I'm like,
if I can just like it. And I look all
the time at like rentals and stuff, there's really nice
houses to rent for what I'm paying in a mortgage.
Speaker 7 (02:23:55):
We rented for the first two years we lived in
Bay and then we like the we rented is the
one when our daughter was born.
Speaker 2 (02:24:02):
That's where we were living, and we went to the people.
It was a ranch house.
Speaker 7 (02:24:05):
I go, really like this house, they wanted it was
laughable how much they wanted for it. But I go, well, also,
you know your foundation is sinking, right, so will minus
that because we figured out how much that would cost.
And then we'll go no, okay, good luck. Well I
thought they found a couple suckers to buy it.
Speaker 6 (02:24:22):
But like, the house is sinking, I just know the
next big thing is gonna happen, right, and I'm gonna
be the one holding the hot potato when it does. Oh,
your sewer line just fell in. Oh cool, awesome, let's
take care of that now. So I'm just like, well,
that's what sucks when you move, and it happens a
lot in radio when you move and you don't know
the area. Yeah, you just move, you throw a dart,
you go fingers crossed. And we just I mean, it
(02:24:43):
was it was the perfect storm. We looked at seventeen
houses that day. Oh you did. Yeah, that house that
we looked at, the one that we bought, was the
last one we looked at, and it was the best
of the worst.
Speaker 7 (02:24:54):
It was the time when the market was insane. Everything
was closing in two hours. Oh, if you don't make
an offer on this, it'll be gone tomorrow. And I know, look,
everybody's gonna throw their conspiracies at the end of the day, right,
But I know for a fact now at this point,
after looking back at everything and going over the paperwork,
I mean, I've talked to lawyers and who can I
screw to try to get something done and get some
money back on what happened.
Speaker 6 (02:25:15):
I know for a fact, the buyer and the cellar
agent we're working together to so you so.
Speaker 7 (02:25:21):
You've really looked into like the aftermath. Oh yeah, man, yeah,
I think it was latering cahoots.
Speaker 6 (02:25:28):
It was I dropped, you know, fifteen thousand dollars in
mold remediation because these oh geez, because these jerks decided, Yeah,
because they decided that they wanted to, you know, throw
down carpet squares on a moldy floor, put a new
sheet rock up over a wall that was rotting. You know,
that's who we were dealing with. But your inspection didn't
(02:25:49):
uncovering ats visual and they put down, well, you know,
can't tell what's behind this wall. Okay, well what does
that mean? I don't buy the house because you can't
tell what's behind a wall. I see they missed and
the inspectors those people. They missed everything.
Speaker 7 (02:26:01):
There was a downspout not even connected on the side
of the house, underneath the deck, and that's what was
causing all the leaking in the basement.
Speaker 6 (02:26:08):
And I'm like, how do you miss that? Yeah? We
knew a guy.
Speaker 7 (02:26:11):
We had a friend who was who was an inspector,
and he was like, don't with this one house we
looked at years ago and Rocket River.
Speaker 6 (02:26:16):
He's like, don't do this, don't it's nuts.
Speaker 7 (02:26:19):
But if if you can convince yourself that you love
the house and you overlook Hanna And he was like,
don't do this. And that's why if I sell, I'll
just sell that as is man. You know what, That's
how I had to buy it. That's how you could
buy it. You're gonna buy what you're buying.
Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
Well, it's like for me, I'm like, I tell people,
I go I bought a house for my wife and kid,
not me.
Speaker 6 (02:26:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 7 (02:26:37):
I would have rented the rest of my life. House
is aspirational, right, so what are you gonna do?
Speaker 6 (02:26:42):
The only the only This was an emotional thing for me.
It was it was a relocation across the halfway across
the country with two young daughters, I wanted them to
be home. I wanted them to feel like, Hey, school
starts in two days. When we get there, this is
your house. You can come home, this is where you're
gonna do your homework. And of course we couldn't even
live there for two months. You know, it was just
it was stupid. I should have rented without question. But
(02:27:03):
I also didn't know anyone to ask. If I immediately
was on the show, I could be like, hey, Alan,
what do you think about this town? Oh? Cool? You know.
I didn't know anybody, so I was just like, I
screw it, I'll buy that out. I also would have
been zero used to you.
Speaker 7 (02:27:16):
By the way, that's what most people say, Hey what
do you think about many?
Speaker 10 (02:27:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:27:19):
I don't know. Yeah, sounds great, I don't know. Yeah
there's a house. I don't know. I saw it from
right I'll Doug was up my butt about it. She's like,
you know, you should live where I'm at. Everybody's butt
about everything. She's like, you should save my butt. Yesterday
about something else, she's like, why didn't you Why didn't
you look in uh? I forget where she is a
lake or something like that. Why didn't you I'm like,
I did look there. The house I looked at needed
(02:27:42):
a kitchen and three bathrooms redone, and they wanted like
five and change for it. I'm like, I can't live there. No, Nope,
So I don't know. I'm actually thinking about it now.
I'm kind of like in that the ducks could be
the last straw I think they are. I really really do, honestly,
Like you know what, man, if why not cat shin right,
put some money in the bank, rent the place for
(02:28:04):
until Cali graduates and then figure out what we're gonna do.
It's three years away.
Speaker 7 (02:28:07):
All those straws they end up breaking that Camel's back, Rob,
and then you got real problem this poor camel.
Speaker 2 (02:28:14):
Ola Senior. Allen hate the show.
Speaker 7 (02:28:18):
Frank says he's one of our many Latino listeners here
in Ohio. Rob wants Alan Cox Show stickers. We had
a Latino list but there's like sieta people on it,
so I don't know where that is. Yes, of course
I'm always happy to send stickers out. You can always
email Allen at Alan cooxhrore dot com. Thank you, Frank,
(02:28:38):
Gracias Allen Cox Show on.
Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
One hundred seven.
Speaker 6 (02:28:46):
Call the Alan Cox Show. It's for living out radio
workplace fantasies.
Speaker 2 (02:28:50):
And if I have to explain that to you, it's
clear you don't deserve it.
Speaker 8 (02:28:54):
One double.
Speaker 6 (02:28:56):
One double O seven.
Speaker 2 (02:29:08):
Three five on a text Alancoxshow dot com fi our
YouTube channel.
Speaker 7 (02:29:14):
If you want to watch Cavalier's big win in Detroit
last night for the Pistons, to the tune of what's
the math on that? One sixteen to ninety five. That's
a lot Calves go to three and one. Tomorrow night
they will be in Boston to play the Boston Celtics
and six thirty gonna be your pregame here on MMS
(02:29:35):
seven o'clock tip off the TD Garden on the buzzard
and also the iHeartRadio app. And then the Cavs will
host the Toronto Raptors on Halloween night. The Atlanta Hawks
will come to town on Sunday. Calves will stick around
to host Philly next Wednesday. So they're in town for
a good stretch. Dave you excited?
Speaker 6 (02:29:56):
You all right?
Speaker 7 (02:29:58):
Good glad to hear it. He's been unnaturally quiet today.
Buying a loaf of brad will be a lot cheaper
than a new house.
Speaker 6 (02:30:11):
I'm not buying a new house.
Speaker 7 (02:30:14):
Also, it's not a matter of just the ducks. Yeah,
I think you made it quite clear that there's other
things going on. And if this just fully understandable, this festering,
nagging displeasure over the house itself. Yes, the circumstances surrounding
(02:30:34):
the sale. Becky checked back in. Becky said earlier in
the show that Jeremiah, our buddy, Jeremiah Whidmer, who was
recently let go from Kiss FM, he was our competition
rob technically on opposite us.
Speaker 6 (02:30:50):
We don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:30:51):
Your only competition is yourself, right, That's how I think
of it.
Speaker 17 (02:30:55):
Hey, boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. I have to
apologize to Jeremiah. Of course I did not mean he
should be your phone screener. He should be a part
of your show. I only have thirty seconds and I
should have been clearer. So yes, anyone and everyone should
want Jeremiah on their radio station.
Speaker 6 (02:31:18):
And if it's with Alan Cox that would be awesome too.
Speaker 7 (02:31:22):
All right, bye, she's back, and he should be your
phone screen. He should be part of your show. We'll
tell you historically, the whole screen is part of the show. Hey,
we got enough sausage here, all right, and we can't
get a phone screener higher, we're gonna get a budget
for a third ass. Yeah, she's split in the difference. No,
(02:31:44):
we have someone we're trying to hire. Yeah, we've got someone.
She has been in the pipeline for a minute, just
trying to get the go ahead to bring on him
a minimum wage.
Speaker 6 (02:31:55):
Yeah, person, I don't know. I asked about it again today.
Speaker 9 (02:31:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:31:58):
Cool, I'm clearly a priority.
Speaker 6 (02:32:02):
Good to know.
Speaker 7 (02:32:04):
I'm not asking for a contract renegotiation here, trying to
get a phone.
Speaker 6 (02:32:08):
Screener in there. I'm doing so good at it. Well,
I thought that it would be a thing and they'd
be like, yeah, yeah, you know, why hire somebody. Rob's fantastic.
It is fired.
Speaker 11 (02:32:19):
Do you have it.
Speaker 2 (02:32:23):
I can't have Rob picking up phones in the middle
of the show.
Speaker 10 (02:32:27):
I know they know this.
Speaker 7 (02:32:28):
This is what I'm talking about. I'm not frustrated over that.
I'm frustrated because they know this.
Speaker 6 (02:32:34):
I know they know this.
Speaker 7 (02:32:35):
Of course they do dragging their feet for months because
I despite Rob want to hear me too, my own horn.
Speaker 6 (02:32:44):
Despite being a.
Speaker 7 (02:32:45):
Number one show fifteen plus years, despite generating immense amounts
of money for this radio station, I am not a priority,
and I don't need to be praying or even if
you can let me hang on your home career and
that would be nice. So anyway, we could pay them
(02:33:09):
less than minimum wage. Now that's a point of minimum wage,
like the old Chris Rock joke. Minimum wage means if
I could pay you less, I would, but it's illegal anyway,
thank you, Becky. No clarification needed, but thank you, Rob.
I'm on record he's being a big Jeopardy nerd although
the show. I really used to like Jeopardy because for
(02:33:32):
whatever reason, I felt like I got lucky just enough
to make myself feel smart. And now I don't know
if I the tipping point.
Speaker 6 (02:33:43):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 7 (02:33:45):
I don't know if other dumb crap has taken over
the important parts of my brain over the years. But
now I watch Jeopardy man and I'm oh, I'm lucky
to get a few, lucky to.
Speaker 6 (02:33:57):
Get a few.
Speaker 7 (02:34:00):
But the Jeopardy official Instagram account whoever does their social
media is fantastic. Yes, right, this is how you have
to get people paying attention the long time and pretty
buttoned up vibe of Jeopardy. Every other game show you
get way more money, and you gotta know way less.
(02:34:21):
You can make a ton of money on some crap
like Wheel of Fortune, right, good for them. Most of
these game shows you don't have to know that much.
Jeopardy is smart people. You gotta know a lot to
kill it on Jeopardy, even if you're a one. That's
why the people who keep winning over there are so
fascinating to me. You know, even if you won one night,
(02:34:46):
even if you were one and done, you're a Jeopardy champion.
You've bested two other smart people, and you got to
take all these preliminary tests to even get a call
from Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (02:34:57):
I've taken them. People go, you should go in a
game show.
Speaker 7 (02:35:02):
I would love to go on a game show, but
I would get my ass handed to me on Jeopardy.
You get these three nerds up there, and I say that,
by the way, with every iota of affection. You get
these three nerds up there, who could tell you, you know, oh,
Greek civilization and seven hundred BC tell you that. I
(02:35:25):
think you give them pictures of people in pop culture.
Speaker 5 (02:35:29):
If they got nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:35:31):
That's Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (02:35:32):
Jackson, No, no, no, I'm sorry, that's Kanye West.
Speaker 7 (02:35:37):
Yep, nope, yep, George Bush doesn't care about black people anyway.
The official Jeopardy Instagram account posted much ado about nutting
one with old Alex Trebek with one of their montages here.
That was one of their categories and one of their montage.
Speaker 6 (02:35:54):
Much ado about nothing. Let's go much ado about nutting
for one hundred police These nuts.
Speaker 16 (02:35:59):
These nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts.
Chop these nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts,
these nuts, these nuts, cream butter and lots of these nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:36:13):
So good, right, whoever is over there and got the
go ahead to do that?
Speaker 6 (02:36:18):
Beautiful anybody here?
Speaker 7 (02:36:21):
I think they had to ask nuts hells, yes, yeah,
it's still Jeopardy or.
Speaker 6 (02:36:26):
Did you put it together? And it was so funny.
They were like all right, fine.
Speaker 7 (02:36:29):
Yeah, but somebody had to put that together. Oh you
mean before they did it.
Speaker 6 (02:36:32):
Yeah, just like they just put it together as like
a goof and then send it to someone. The guy's like,
that's pretty dmn funny. Should post that.
Speaker 7 (02:36:39):
I don't know, man, I think you're wasting a lot
of time if you don't get the go ahead before
you do it.
Speaker 6 (02:36:43):
Oh that was so good. Much Ado about nutting.
Speaker 7 (02:36:46):
Nutting because November is coming up begins Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:36:53):
I posted I don't remember if I posted.
Speaker 6 (02:36:55):
I think I did. I sent you the photo.
Speaker 7 (02:36:57):
I had my parent teacher conference last week with my
daughter's fourth a teacher, and there's a sign outside her
classroom that says no nut zone because kids have allergies.
Speaker 2 (02:37:05):
Right, Like, well, November is coming up.
Speaker 7 (02:37:09):
Although I in no way take part in no nut
November because I'm not a teenager. But yeah, so a
lot of people do. I realize it's what it's got
a legit thing. It's a testicular cancer awareness month or
something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:37:24):
Yeah, but again, you're not doing anything to raise awareness
for that if you're just not nutting. I just said,
not like I was from Boston. If you're not nutting
for a month, what is the benefit to oh? Okay, okay,
see I thought it was one of those things that
was for awareness of something. This is just a bunch
(02:37:44):
of guys who think that masturbation is gay. They're dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:37:48):
They're like, oh, you gotta not pop off all month?
What You're not a real man?
Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
If you put okay, fine, well one of them, you would.
You wouldn't be here if your dad you know, was
doing this all the time. No shave November was the other.
Maybe that's what I'm thinking for something. Okay, so then
no nut November came from that.
Speaker 6 (02:38:10):
Yeah, yeah, I would. I would never do that. I would.
You think I'm a dick, now, yeah, imagine a month
of that. I would be.
Speaker 7 (02:38:20):
I would strangle someone by day ten. I mean, listen,
I put in the category of people who who can't.
Speaker 6 (02:38:30):
How do I put this?
Speaker 7 (02:38:32):
People for whom moderation escapes them? Right, So many people
operate at the extremes. We see that in every area
of modern life. Now, people who operate in the extremes.
These guys who came to the conclusion that since they
can't stop masturbating for whatever reason, or they're watching too
much porn or whatever it is, they're so far in
(02:38:54):
that direction.
Speaker 2 (02:38:55):
They're like, I have to go in the exact opposite direction.
Speaker 7 (02:38:58):
I can't I can't modulate my impulses to the extent
where it's just a hobby and once you're in it,
you're in it. They go, Nope, it's got to be
see some big thing where they you know, start these
online things about like, well, you play yourself too much.
Speaker 6 (02:39:15):
It's gay what are you high?
Speaker 7 (02:39:20):
Like for a lot of these dudes, that's all you've
got because you're not getting laid well.
Speaker 6 (02:39:24):
You like playing with wieners, gay boy, if you.
Speaker 7 (02:39:26):
Had some hot chick come up to you in the
middle of November, you're gonna go sorry, it's no, not November. Nope, No,
these are dudes who Yeah, big, big sacrifice when you're
not actually getting any human contact.
Speaker 2 (02:39:43):
I'm painting with a broad brush here, of course, but still,
I mean.
Speaker 7 (02:39:47):
It still is, but it's still there's like a real
like podcast bro vibe to it that I don't care for.
Speaker 2 (02:39:58):
I'm a big fan of jerking off. Yeah, that's why
it's so easy to do.
Speaker 6 (02:40:03):
It's right. There got nothing to do. You got twenty
minutes to yourself. Eh, what can I do? I guess
I'll have a wank. Hey, guess what, I have a
a wank? I guess.
Speaker 8 (02:40:18):
Um.
Speaker 6 (02:40:20):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (02:40:22):
Ellen Becky said should have instead of should have.
Speaker 7 (02:40:26):
I didn't catch that, but nevertheless, she wanted to clarify
her thoughts on Jeremiah and I appreciate that. But the
Jeopardy nuts, boy, they got me. That's beautiful. I had
some kids corner, but there's a kid, speaking of smart
(02:40:47):
kids as a kid who won some huge prize, some
science prize, because he got where is this some teenage
kid create something. I always loved those stories because I'm
so envious of people who science really speaks to them.
I kind of look at it from just the perspective
(02:41:08):
of an observer, somebody who's really interested in it, but
so much of the depth of it is beyond me.
Speaker 6 (02:41:19):
But a kid invented something very anticlimactic, and I apologize.
I thought I had it. I thought I had it
in my clips. I don't know a kid invented something. Ah,
(02:41:40):
come on, man, like a teen scientist. I like those No, no, no, anyway, all.
Speaker 7 (02:41:50):
Right, we're talking about Pittsburgh before Today is the sixth
and the ver three of the Pittsburgh Sinkhole. That's when
that buss went into the giant sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh.
They are also concerned there because a kid allegedly got
cocaine in his trigger treat bag. Now, I didn't realize
people were already trick or treating. Didn't know that this
(02:42:12):
was happening. I know that there's a lot of you know,
places that will do it early or whatever. They must
have been doing it this past weekend, and a Pittsburgh
family says that their kid that's somewhere along the trick
or treat route that a kid got cocaine in his bag.
Speaker 6 (02:42:35):
Alert check your kids, candy check you know what they
bring home before they eat it.
Speaker 13 (02:42:40):
Make sure you throw anything away that's opened or unrecognizable.
Speaker 6 (02:42:44):
Just throw it away. It's not worth you know.
Speaker 14 (02:42:46):
The problem Ingram Police Chief Jack Dougherty says the child
who found the cocaine in their treat bag was trick
or treating here with four other Saturday, but no one
else in their group found drugs in their bag. Dougherty
says tracking down where it came from can be tough.
He says their trigger treating on Saturday before Halloween is
always busy, but this year, he says, it was more
(02:43:08):
packed than he has ever seen it. So, he says
slipping the drugs into.
Speaker 2 (02:43:11):
The yeah, because kids knew that.
Speaker 7 (02:43:13):
The word got around that there was coke being handed out,
then it got super busy.
Speaker 6 (02:43:17):
This can't be right.
Speaker 2 (02:43:19):
They better talk to a local insurer. It'll act that
parents need to look out for.
Speaker 7 (02:43:24):
I'd hope it was an accident and i wouldn't hope
that nobody's deliberately trying to give that away to kids.
Speaker 6 (02:43:29):
That's not a good thing.
Speaker 7 (02:43:30):
But the chief hearing a hot take, bro, Yeah, that
was nice. Hey, try to give away cocaine.
Speaker 6 (02:43:36):
I'd hope it was an accident.
Speaker 7 (02:43:38):
Hey, which hass was that? I don't get up there
just to give him a piece of my mind? Give
him what fur which?
Speaker 1 (02:43:44):
Hauss?
Speaker 7 (02:43:44):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:43:45):
That one up there.
Speaker 7 (02:43:46):
We knew something was up when little Jaden covered the
entire neighborhood in eleven minutes. You know, there's a lot
of hills up there and normally takes in the better
part of the evening. Cocaine in the Halloween bag.
Speaker 6 (02:43:58):
That can't be right.
Speaker 7 (02:44:00):
And you've had cops pull up on somebody convinced they
had cocaine and it turns out to be like baking
soda or some.
Speaker 6 (02:44:06):
Crap like that.
Speaker 7 (02:44:10):
But yet, listen, the thought process remains sound. You got
a kid that's gonna be trick or treating, be on
the lookout for cocaine, pins and razors in your apples.
That's old and busted. The new hotness is just putting
coke in your hand and then telling that kid, now
(02:44:35):
how they asked the kid if perhaps he was some
kind of courier. And everybody's looking at this, clutching their pearls.
Nobody's talking to the kid.
Speaker 6 (02:44:45):
You notice that.
Speaker 7 (02:44:48):
That would be the move is you're a guy up
the hill there, ingram Pa. This is just due west
of downtown Pittsburgh, ingram Pa.
Speaker 6 (02:44:57):
You got this kid?
Speaker 7 (02:44:59):
You know, it's like when Henry Hill starts parking cars
for the mob first half hour of good Fellas. Yeah, everybody,
Oh my god, there's a You got to figure out
who dropped cocaine into little Timmy's bag.
Speaker 2 (02:45:11):
What if Timmy is a courier?
Speaker 6 (02:45:14):
About that?
Speaker 7 (02:45:17):
What if he's like the neighborhood El Chopo, he's junior
el Chopo?
Speaker 6 (02:45:24):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (02:45:26):
Nobody looks at the kid, And that's the genius of it.
Even the kid knows.
Speaker 6 (02:45:32):
They're not gonna ask me. I'm eight, Chapo Rito, I'm
just learning my times tables.
Speaker 2 (02:45:39):
I don't know how to work a scale.
Speaker 6 (02:45:41):
Little Choppo.
Speaker 7 (02:45:42):
They'd have to put the I O on the end
of his Yes, little chop Oh, yeah Chapoto, yeah, Il Chaparrito.
Speaker 6 (02:45:50):
A new series on Telemundo.
Speaker 7 (02:45:53):
Hell and you guys were talking about all the exotic meats,
except all the meat prices are going through the roof.
Don't buy the nonsense, by the way, coming out of
the White House about how grocery prices they've gone down
nine hundred percent, You dope, prices on everything are still
going up, and the deli meat prices rob through the roof. Yeah,
(02:46:15):
that's what they're talking about, right, And you know, you know,
Tuesdays when I get my weekly deli meats, I load up.
People think I'm worried about food. Fine, but today's the
day and I got to tell you firsthand experience, and
I don't get much. I'll reach of my list. I
(02:46:35):
get a pound of PISTRAMI I get okay, so the
oven ROAs and turkey right then, slice robed, not shaved.
Speaker 6 (02:46:46):
Just a touch above shaved. You can keel a slice
without having it a little landing street. Good good.
Speaker 2 (02:46:53):
I get five pounds of that. I get a pound
of p that's from my nightly melon, and shootou platter rock.
Speaker 6 (02:47:00):
You gotta get the department. Yeah, get that twice is expensive, right,
nineteen ninety pound. I get a brick a Dutch loaf.
Speaker 7 (02:47:09):
Oh good man, I get two bricks olive loaf, yep,
A dozen links at Chariso. Oh nice, it's my weekly order.
You're gonna tell me Deli meat prices have gone up?
Speaker 6 (02:47:20):
I know you've done with you all done with the mortadella. Yeah,
I and go back.
Speaker 7 (02:47:24):
Oh jeez, yeah, you don't have to tell me Deli meat.
I get all that every week normally, it's not that bad.
This morning when I way up get my weekly meats,
six d and three dollars, said Christ, I'm telling you
this rate, I'm not gonna be able to uh, you
know what happened to you in the caviar budget. Yeah,
(02:47:45):
that's what's gonna happen to me and my briguote budget.
Put brush shoot. Yeah yeah, not to mention, the melons
ain't cheap either. And that's the other half for my
nightly melon in a b platter. I gotta have them
both there. I got my Cottage cheese and my Kiwi
on the side.
Speaker 6 (02:48:06):
What are you doing about the Mozell free night before?
Speaker 10 (02:48:07):
I bet?
Speaker 6 (02:48:08):
What what are you doing about the motarel? You're buying more?
Speaker 2 (02:48:11):
I don't do that talking about I get the giant
balls for the.
Speaker 6 (02:48:17):
The bulls. I got the giant balls I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:48:20):
Messing with that.
Speaker 7 (02:48:23):
If I'm gonna spend this much money on my weekly
deli meat run, Rob, I can't be making capraises on
the side.
Speaker 2 (02:48:30):
I got a garden full of basil. The hell am
I gonna do with that?
Speaker 7 (02:48:35):
Hey, listen, I didn't mean that, surely didn't mean about
my weekly shopping.
Speaker 6 (02:48:44):
But who you think you're talking to? Tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:48:47):
Prices are up?
Speaker 5 (02:48:48):
Hell?
Speaker 6 (02:48:48):
Yeah hmm.
Speaker 7 (02:48:50):
Now, so now got to look at my weekly list
to figure out what I can cut. I guess I'll
go down to one brick of olive flow. Yeah, or
you could try to switch over completely. I mean I
I can go with like a different type of loaf.
Speaker 2 (02:49:05):
Perhaps, Yeah, there aren't that many loaves.
Speaker 6 (02:49:10):
You can go like a liverwurst.
Speaker 3 (02:49:12):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:49:13):
No, I was thinking of swapping out my churisa for
brunch fire.
Speaker 6 (02:49:16):
But I'm not doing that either. Well, you can't get
rid of churry. No, I can't get a no you're
not a savage. Nope.
Speaker 7 (02:49:23):
I mean half of that year I use internally cut.
You cut somewhere else to make your charizo budget. Last,
maybe I'll get four pounds of a roasta turkey No.
Speaker 6 (02:49:34):
Five. Somebody wrote the chet Jesus five pounds Jesus got almighty.
Speaker 7 (02:49:42):
Yes, yes, yeah, pounds weekly weekly. I gotta get my protein, rob,
I gotta get my protein.
Speaker 6 (02:49:49):
And the crazy thing is you're e fast, so fast
that you're not ever getting slimy and throwing any away.
Speaker 7 (02:49:57):
Oh I get slimy. Oh I get slimmy. The meat don't,
But I do in betwixt the yam. Yes, And now
I must leave you as the Brady bunch is on,
and I find four of those children incredibly arousing. Get
at it.
Speaker 4 (02:50:14):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:50:34):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is watching.
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Speaker 6 (00:22):
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Speaker 5 (00:49):
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Speaker 7 (01:05):
Game?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hi there, good afternoon. We're back live today, Grettings.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Thanks for being here. My name is Allan Cox. Welcome
to say hi to Rob Anthony. He's here too.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Hey man, Wow, how are you pal? I'm great? How
are you?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
He sounds good? Oh fantastic, I sound great. I look good.
I feel good. Yeah do you look good?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Oh? Look at me? Next, spelty, son of a bitch.
You got sitting across from.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You over here.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Look like you're down.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
You puke your way down to your your your low rate.
Wait tell you what you did, man, I was sick
as a dog.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Happened.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We had a college dame, a medical emergency.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Yeah, there was no way, no way, all.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Right, So let me back up further than that, because
I had a Cox out. We did the bud Light
football thing on Sunday. Brown's are playing your team, the
New England Patriots, and I'm pretty.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sure Cleveland lost.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
They were the Miami Dolphins in this particular Browns. My
you know, what the Browns did to the Miami Dolphins
got done to them by the Patriots. And so we
were out there at the Happy Moose, which again was
told to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
We were out there in Mennor and great crowd, a
lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
It was pointed out to me on a couple of
occasions by people who live out that that was a
former Hooters.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Now you can see that when you think about it.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Oh yeah, sure, you know, but I would, but well,
the foot wasn't the print I was thinking of. But yes,
of course I was checking all of the random pieces
of glass for you know, outlines and imprints and anything
like that.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
But i'd belind to you.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
I told you that I didn't kind of stand there
and of course very loud because there's people chatting, and
there's glasses clinking and all the normal ambient noises you
would expect from a bar or restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But I really did try to train my ear.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
You know, we worked in the audio business for decades,
rob so we have very trained ears. And I wanted
to see if maybe I heard any ghosts of former Hooters.
Not to imply that they're dead, but you know, just
the proverbial ghosts of that place. They didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear any I didn't hear anything. Well, we
(03:22):
had a good time at the Happy Moves. Now people
are lined up there because they want to play. This
football thing is we're going to send somebody to Vegas.
We got a whole handful of these that I'm doing
throughout the course of the season. And if you got
a good arm, you can really make something happen here.
Get stuff out to Vegas. Got one coming, you know,
when the Browns are away, we do these. And so
the setup there is we kind of have this machine
that's basically just a collection of aluminum poles and wires
(03:44):
and nylon, you know, easy and easy out. At about
thirty minutes into the appearance, it stops working. Now, this
is the crux of the entire appearance, as having people
come up. And by not working, I mean these wires
are connected to like timers and displays and things like that,
so that when people get these footballs into these numbered holes,
(04:05):
it correctly records the score and the time and all
the things.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So it basically comes down to, you know, you get forty.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Five seconds right, stop, start, Hey, here's your score, blah
blah blah.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
About half an hour into this, it stops working.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Am I Craig? So far you are?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You're in there with me.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Rob was doing the lion's share of the huffing and
puffin on this thing too.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And uh, because in a situation.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Like that, I'm going to be useless.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Right, I've never I wouldn't know how to troubleshoot that machine.
So then we were like, well, maybe it just needs batteries.
And so we're like, oh, let's find some batteries and
put some batteries in it.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
And that's the other thing.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
And we're we got pocket knives and we're trying to
jimmy this thing open and whatever we did, and it
got to the point, you know, we had people lined
up want to do this thing, and we kind of
had to give them the stand by there. How long
were people on standby? How long do you think a
last time it took for us to figure out a
spoiler never got working again. So it was we kind
(05:05):
of had to downshift to old school, didn't we Yep,
we had to do pen and paper. Rob would count
the points people got. I ran it on my phone
the timer, so I would count people down.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
I would tell them how it really was. Rob.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
It really was an old school hand in glove, a
two man radio promotion.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:28):
Now, the only reason we're in this situation, of course,
is because this company writ large, has seen fit to
fire anyone who might normally work in our promotions department.
The people you know, we have Amy and Jeff, we
have like our grand pooh bas, the people who would
travel with us to do these kinds of appearances. For
whatever reason. Again, these people were not getting paid a
lot of money to do this. They the company was like,
(05:51):
we don't need them, and so I don't know, I
don't know how they arrived at that.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
But okay, and the pooh Bas were in Miami. The
poos were in the festival Latin Latina. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
This company does a number of you know, we talk
about alter Ego and the festival and all. This company
has a diamond hard boner for music festivals. And so
because in all candor, the promotions people that we have
here in Cleveland are like some of the most accomplished
people in the entire company, So they send them off
to do some of these festivals. So there will be
(06:24):
occasions when they're not available to us. And so we
now again we've done this. You know, we've been doing
this for a long long time. Right, so Rob and
I our brains can go into old school mode right
where we used to do this kind of stuff all
the time back in the day, just to get a
little rusty, get a little spoiled, and then you get
there and you go, well, but poor Rob, I mean,
(06:48):
you were it was a it was a wild afternoon.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
It was a wild afternoon.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
So I have to assume that you went home for
fas a Glenn Leavitt. No, oh you didn't. No, I
went home when you ate, So you ate something after
our appearance on Sunday that locked you out.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I'm thinking it had to have been something. What could
not tell you. I was on full blown tilt until
there was a couple sitting at the bar. Uh, and
I'm just I don't I mean, you know me, man,
I don't. I don't hide stress. Well, I'm pretty pretty
open as to what's going on in my mind.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
And this guy comes over and he goes, oh, this
is so good, and I'm like what. He goes, We're
about to see Angry Rob live. And I was like,
that's funny. And then they kind of like it calmed
me down to watch you, but it made me laugh.
It was great, you know. And then yeah, the machine
never got to working. So we went to the Calves game.
(07:49):
My oldest came home, so I drove from men Or
back to my to the and it was we made
it through about halftime and then I was like, I
don't know, I'm not feeling great and she's like okay,
So we left. She got to hang out with uh,
you know, my my other daughter and my wife and uh,
well two o'clock mail from the game. Yeah, about two
(08:09):
o'clock that morning, I was in the sweat's sick all
night long. I was up and I'm like, dude, I
hate it more than and that it was more that
than anything else, but i hate hate being responsible for
us not being here. And then everybody is so understanding,
you know, when you get the uh, the d ms
and the calls and the Jesus Christ, you guys ever
(08:30):
gonna work a full week? I'm like, yeah, you know
what if I could get off with a toilet.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
But yeah, I would be there also bad ninety of
the people have no idea. It's the best stuff, and
I never know how to take that because I'll still
because I'm at home, I'm I'm making sure that the
show's running properly, and I'm running best of segments and
all that, and so I'm keeping an eye on it.
I'm still posting the podcast all that kind of stuff.
We're just not on live, and I'm still looking at
(08:54):
the texts, and so I will still interact with people
over the text. Most people have no clue that we're
not on live because there's still tons of texts coming
in responding to things that we're talking about, which is fine, right,
I don't want somebody going eh.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
And then it goes of course I'm happy people care, absolutely.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
But it was, yes, it was a medical emergency.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Well, I mean it was an emergency in this sense
that I know I wouldn't have made it to work
like it was just I could have sat here and
done this show.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Out of all the things, by the way, that will
really knock somebody on their ass. There's no way that
food poisoning, there's no way to like get around that,
you know what I mean, there's like guessing, there's no way.
Really not in my experiences, it hasn't happened to me often,
but that's the kind of thing where it's like you're
never going to rally your way through that.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
And it was the only thing I could think of
because it was just I mean, it was non stop.
I mean even now, I don't feel great. I felt
good enough, Like I text my boss this morning, Yeah,
Kennedy whatever. They had one of those promotions meetings and
I was like, dude, I was like, I'm coming in
for the show, and I'm like, but do you care
if I sleep through this meeting because I don't do
(10:04):
anyth in these meetings anyway.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Well, so I told him somebody came in earlier and
was like is Rob here, I go. I'm betting he's
gonna walk in at five to two, Yeah, because he's
so convalescing.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I got out of bed and got in the shower
at like twelve thirty five. Yeah, got in my car
at one oh five and got here a quarter of
what I mean. So it was it was going to
be to the wire type of day, and then as
soon as I get out here, I was just gonna
go home and go back to bed.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's just that kind of feeling, you know.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Well, I appreciate Sure, I'm here man time, a man
of the people.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I apologized for yesterday, no please, and thanks to everyone
at the Happy Moose.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
It was a It was a good too.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
It was a good time. It was a lot of it.
It was given all of the issues, I think that
made it even funnier. Yes, you know, we had some
of our favorites and some of ore not so favorites there.
It was so good. It was a nice mix.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
It was a nice some first timers, there were some
old timers.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
There was some you know, it was fine. My favorite part.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
I was, I looked up at you at one point,
I was we had just started. We had a long
line of people who wanted to play and they couldn't
because of this thing. So like fifteen twenty minutes maybe
went by. I would guess around there, and once we
finally start, I'm like counting. Literally, there's there's a hole
for five, a hole for three, and a hole for
seven points, right, So then I'm adding up all of
the ones that they hit.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
All right, So say hit three in the seven, that's
twenty one. But we all know that I'm not the
world's greatest mathematician. We've heard that on the show.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Oh there's ten fives, that's fifty, So fifty plus twenty
one that's sixty one seventy one. And I write it
down and I'm doing this math and uh, and we've
got our pal Randy in the back, yelling, asking me questions,
yelling at me, trying to dude, my god, give me
(11:46):
a minute, one minute.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That dude is incapable of reading the room.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Are Randy? Oh he's the best, he's so nice, but
the nicest guy on the planet. But good god, is
he oblivious to the world around Oh, he's intense and
he was right there to help us load up again.
So then the other side of him, he's like, okay,
see the nicest guy in the world to help Randy.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
He just wants to be part seconds to add Randy.
What I hear you? You're loud? I hear you yelling
my name? Are both of our brains are on fire?
From basic arithmetic?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
All right?
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Calm down over here. Yeah, we'll get back to it.
It was easy numbers.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Yeah, thank god, right, thank you?
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Someone got eighteen fives. I'm like, God, damn it, Now,
what what do I do?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
Eighteen? There's two twenty.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
She should have put my fourth grader on FaceTime, right,
she would have killed Matthew. She's doing her twelves tables
these days, she'll be just fine. She's asking me. I'm like,
I don't know. I'm getting the shrug emoji.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Does this look right?
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Dad?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Sure it's out of me.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Carr Show on one hundred points, Allen's writing fits and
Rob's rattling clit.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
Maybe college is a scam. The Allen Cox Show WMMS.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Calves get a big one over the Detroit Piston at
the Little Caesars Arena one sixteen to ninety five.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's what you want to call your decisive victory.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Calves will be in Boston tomorrow night to play the Celtics.
It'll be a seven o'clock tip off on WMMS and
on your iHeartRadio app if you want to listen there
six thirty pregame tomorrow night here on the buzzard.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
How about those Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Speaking of Boston, The last time there were eighteen innings
in the World Series is when the Red Sox were
playing the Dodgers about seven or eight years ago. That
is still the record for the longest game time. That
was seven hours and twenty minutes long. You're basically playing
a double header. Oh yeah, last night's was almost seven
hours long, eighteen innings, Game three of the World Series.
(14:12):
The Dodgers end up edging Toronto out six to five.
It was I think I bailed. When I bailed, it
was tied, so that was really early to five.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, it was like the eighth inning maybe or something
like that.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
I made it to like the thirteenth inning. I did
not go that far, boy, I did not.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Go that so it was easy. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Showyotani hit two homers, broke a World Series record.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
He got on base nine times, nine times.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
This guy gets on base and he's signing right, he
will be the starting pitcher later today for Game fours.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
The Dodgers are up two games to one.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Eleven fifty in Los Angeles? Is it five dollars single two?
Marshall's going back this boy, he just got it over
(15:11):
the centerfield fence too. Freddie Framam, what a great old
timey baseball name. By the way, you know you got
your uh, you got your the hop Kendrick or whatever
those dumb names were back in the day, Freddy Freeman.
So yeah, but Shoey o Tani, boy, you cannot play
around this guy, right. They got him to do. They
(15:35):
got the Blue Jays to do what is almost never
done anymore, which is they refuse to pitch the guy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
And they used to do that a lot, right, like
in the.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
One of my favorite movies, even though I'm not Joe Sports,
but I love the movie Moneyball. And remember in Moneyball,
Billy Beans like getting on bass is the point you
get on bass, blah blah blah. And so when Choey
o'tani comes up, They're like, we're not going to pitch
to him. So the intentional walk used to be like
a big deal, wasn't it. Like back in the day,
(16:06):
that was a regular thing. And then I think when
all the data nerds got involved in the game, they
were like, eh, you know, just letting a guy get
on base is a bad idea. Sending him there is
a bad idea, and it doesn't always work out. And
a lot of times it didn't work out that way
last night. You'd have guys just kind of sitting there.
But you know, you go back a couple of decades
(16:30):
and there were a lot more intentional walks. Now it
almost never happens. But you can't play the Guy's like
a Swiss army knife. You can't play around the guy.
So so killy on both sides of the wall. Yeah, yep,
you know that's the that's the worst part.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
And and and he's he's a dude that I mean,
switch hitters, all that stuff, they've all that's been around,
but there is nothing you can do with this dude.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Oh oh, let's let's bring in a separate pitcher before
we pitched the show. Hey, okay, guy moves to ether
side of the plate. Yeah, and again, that happens with
switch hitters all the time, but they're not him. It's
just it's wild. And then to watch him pitch, I mean,
it's just Yeah, he's a dude, is phenomenon. Yeah, he
is a freaking nature. So Game four tonight at o'clock,
(17:18):
they are still in La f LA wins this one.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
That's going to put them in a really good spot.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
So hopefully the Blue Jays will answer as the only
team of mine that is still in it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I couldn't care less about the Dodgers.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
Friends who live out there, who have adopted the Dodgers
as their team they have gotten rid of. Let me
think of my friends who are out there. They have
divested themselves of being Cubs fans, Tigers fans, and they
have divested themselves of being that might be it, And
(17:58):
they've adopted the Dodgers as they're team, which is fair.
You know, some people think that when you move somewhere,
you're supposed to grab I get, we get that crap
a lot moving around in radio.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Will you live here?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I don't care. What point is that? I used to
tell people.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I go, So if you moved to Dallas, you'd immediately
become a Cowboys fan. Hell no, you wouldn't. Of course,
you'd open a Brown's Backer bar and Fort Worth is
what you would do.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah, that wasn't exactly easy either, because in the first
I don't know we were there for the first most
of the first half. I guess at Happy Moose on Sunday. Yes,
the Browns can the opening drive. I mean, you've got
a five foot seven quarterback just eating the Patriots d alive.
I'm like, this isn't good. Everybody's screaming on every play.
Miles out there.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
They're just eating D left and right, Rob eating the
Browns d just gobble it up for lunch, eating that
D for lunch.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
And then it was the Miles Garrett. He's got five
sacks on the day. Everybody going mental. I'm like, oh,
this is serious. It's like, oh, you like being a
Patriots fan now, I'm like it's the first Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
So many de eaters out there, so many d eaters. Well,
when we laughed, I was like, oh, they might be
in good shape. I think was seventy three Cleveland. And
then later on I s seven six something like that,
and I looked, I was like, oh, yeah, that did that.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
Second half didn't that didn't go so well, didn't go
their way. I was eating all that day.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
And I grew up in Oneida, New York is that
where they make the China wear, don't they make like
the last O Night in New York hated the Yankees.
Been a Dodgers fan since nineteen seventy six. Well, if
you go back far enough, you'd be rooting for the
Brooklyn Dodgers, right. Some people were like, hey, listen, hey,
rooting for the em since they were are in the
(19:42):
East Coast.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
We are you one hundred and ten?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Yes, that's why you sound like this, and we one
hundred and ten and a US teeth. Ah.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
So, anyway, congratulations to them.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
If you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, and
you do it from out of state where the far
flung reaches of Ohio, you know there are people in
the fringes of the Buckeye State who have to listen
on the app. It's a must if they want to
consume this crap. Let me know where you are. Jackie
is a new bureau chief in Salt Lake City. I
just sented a huge batch of stickers and some of
(20:16):
them went to Jackie. Jennifer listens in Tucson at a zone.
Zach is in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia. Steve Always in Canby, Oregon,
that's suburban Portland and you can leave us messages too.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Hey, boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. I'm not sure
if you hired a phone screener or not, but a
great idea would be to reach out to Jeremiah from
you know X Kiss DJ. He would be a great addition.
And he is or was a fellow Wayne Countier as well.
So I hope you're having a good week.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
By Becky the disrespect disrespect?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Can you imagine this?
Speaker 7 (20:59):
The did I love Jeremiah? You know if they cut
him loose next door Kiss FM? Could you imagine? Hey,
I know you had a salaried gig in radio with
that you were a host of as of your own show, Yeah,
which is his natural. How would you like to come
and be my phone screener for minimum wage?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
That key? Hello?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
The disrespect?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Semia you there? Hello? Hello? I think yeah, Hello, I
think you might have hung up. Can you ask him again?
Because maybe he didn't hear you? Click?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Oh the disrespect? What because he's one of your neighbors
in the world.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
I like more than that guy.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
That's a guy that should be scooped up by another
radio station. Toot sweet by the way, Oh, I said that. Instantly,
I'm like, have you reached out or do you want
me to do it? Like every radio station in this area.
Now again, I'm not one that flips around. I hate
listening to competition.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
I think it's the the easiest way to switch places
with him is to actually pay attention to what they're doing. Right,
So I do what I do and let everybody do
what they want. The greatest thing that any other radio
station in this market could do would be to hire
that kid. Agreed, Like, listen, listen around, like the most
of these radio stations are very, very bad.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Well, he came here, very very good. We was during COVID.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
I think when they picked him up over here, we
were still in Independence because he was kind of darkening
the door of my office and he was like, Hey,
introduce himself, A big fan of your show, blah blah blah.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Can I pick your brain?
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Said absolutely and uh and so it was the waning
months of our time out in Independence.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Then we came down here. But very creative, dude, very you.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Know, I'm a huge, huge fan of his.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
I know you're not necessarily attuned to the finer points
of the industry, but there's no way anybody would make
a move like that.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
And even if even if he asked that question, I'd say, dude,
that's no.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
No, got a guy with you like wife and kids? Right, yeah,
you need a phone screens you real gig? Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:56):
W'd you hire him?
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Becky there in Wayne County?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
What do you clean it out? Stables?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
He is a talented dude. Very I don't even know
where he is. Hopefully he's taking some R and R.
That's exactly what you know.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
You get.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
So you get six months of severance or whatever. Hopefully
you go on a trip with your family, you come back,
you reassess, and you go, here's what I want to do.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Well, what's great right now?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
And I'm a creative, talented guy to do it.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
His kid, one of his kids, has a disorder with
eating to get disease. He never has been able to
eat protein in his life. He's been like at minimal grams.
He's anti teen. There's something yeah, exactly, yeah, amateur teen.
He's just never I forget what it's called p K
something I believe, yes, and I think yeah. So his
(23:48):
new journey is they found this medication. So I'm following
Jeremiah on social more than I ever have, because he's
doing things like, hey, dude, try this slice of steak
for the first time. Yes, here's what a buffalo wing
tastes like. Final Katana Rhea is the yeah, and it's
it's fascinating to watch. So if you want to see
like feel good stuff, follow Jeremiah on.
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Social because the stuff he's doing with his kid right
now is badass. It's really cool to see his kid
doing so well.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
So see when bad things happen, sometimes, you know, other
things step in and good things happen to So, no,
we will not talk to him for a phone screen.
Noing that back around one more time.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
You How dare you even even suggest that? Tell you
and I know where somebody like Becky's coming from as
somebody who they really like, and then they don't hear
them anymore. Right, Yeah, that's what will happen when I'm
eventually chewed up and spat out of this god forsaken business.
You know, back in the day, people who were hosts
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of big shows like this one, right, they would always
saunter into management's office and they'd put on this big
You're gonna have protesters out here if imun be like
give me a break. You ain't gonna have protesters, bro.
I think the best one I ever. You're gonna have
people mad for about thirty six hours and they're gonna
move on with their lives.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
The best one I ever heard. With that though. There
was an air personality named Joey Reynolds in New York.
You know him, No, Joey's been around forever talk radio.
I know the name. I don't know him. So the
general manager he was on TV guy, Yeah, but he was.
He was in radio for a long time too. And
they let him go and the GM wasn't there, like
(25:31):
he just puss it out, like he just wasn't there
when they did it. So Joey went to the engineering
room back when we used to have those, and they
had tools in them, and he grabbed a hammer and
a and one nail and he nailed his shoe to
his general manager's door and said, good luck filling these,
you dick. Loved joe I'm like that is balls.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
He worked here in Cleveland, Yeah, it worked at Wixie
and Cleveland back in the day.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
He worked all over.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
He was.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
In Pittsburgh. Yeah, okay, good luck.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Filling these, you dick, right, like oh so good from Buffalo,
New York, often regarded as an early creator of shock
talk radio. Of course, back then shocking was like, you
know and tap of a pizza o covered. We had
this guy in Chicago, Dick beyondy right, and he I
(26:19):
mean he's on the air till he was ninety, for christ'sake,
he was, you know, and they would do there was
this old timey song on top of old smoky right
and the height of creativity. Dick Beyond he had like
a legit hit well and tap of a pizza oh
covered with cheese.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yeah, Joey Reynolds started with Dick Perton. That was a big,
big time guy.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
He was when I was there.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, all right, one eye Reynolds started playing an endless
loop of a four season song and locked the door
from the inside because back when studio doors had locks.
He was. They got hips to that. I'll play those
songs until by the bans.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Are I think he's still alive. He is alive. Yeah, yep, yep,
he's old. But good for him. Yeah he was. He
was again not not my style of radio, right, it
was still that top forty but a yeah, but anybody
who has a career like that, and to do it
your own way. And by the time you get to
be that old like they throw you.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
On Sunday nights, you know, on like an AM station
or something, and you, you know, you get to keep
your chops, have some fun whatever, have fun filling his shoes.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
That's all I'm gonna do. When they get rid of me.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
I'm gonna nail my shoe to a door. And somebody's go,
what are you doing? I'm nailing this the management stoor.
There's no local management anymore. Oh right, there's also no door.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
No.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
I will turn the lights out on my way off.
Everything's glass and come on, it looks so nice. Can
I nail my shoe to the glass over here?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Will they? Will that be frowned upon? Can I just
set them up his desk?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Please?
Speaker 7 (28:02):
I'm gonna need my shoes. I mean I may have
to eat them at some point.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
And you walk right.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
When it's over, it's over, you walk out.
Speaker 7 (28:14):
You know what I'll do though, when that day comes
for me, I will apply to be the phone screener
for the next guy.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Hey, Shelly Reynolds show, who says, oh hy Frank.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Oh wait a minute, is this Alan Cox?
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Why man, I've never heard a hill before.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
No, this was uh, this was Frank, How what's going on?
Speaker 6 (28:40):
So, Becky, we are not going to reach out to Jery?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh my god, you imagine that? Oh goodness? Oh any who,
thank you Becky. The messages.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Now we're gonna start getting all these bad Uh. She's
gonna send us in these calls again, trying to catch
us and stuff like the office one or the uh
yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
The office.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I had a friend who did the splits and his
cay cut his nuts.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Right.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
I was like, ah, that sounds terrible because I didn't
pick up the reference.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Now she's gonna get mad at us, and she's gonna
no please, she's out there doing her things. She misses Jeremiah.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
So do we Oh yeah, there's fewer and fewer humans
in this building when we would see him.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
It was a good day. The Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
On one seven, it's called the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
It's called the cellular phone, and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
You're two one six.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Seven eight one double oh seven or one three four
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Speaker 6 (29:39):
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Speaker 2 (29:49):
Three?
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Want to send me a text Alan Coxshow dot com
all the other stuff and listen on the iHeartRadio app
if you want to.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
All these Halloween stories.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
There's so much Halloween stuff going on this past weekend
that I had it in my head that it was over,
and it's not over yet.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Halloween proper isn't even until Friday.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
And I took my daughter into Michael's over the weekend
because she's become very crafty and she just kind of
wanted to go and walk around and see what she
could see. And she had a couple of ideas in mine,
and so we went in there and we're standing at
the end of this aisle and we're looking at something
and this woman walks by, pushing her cart very slowly,
and she goes, are you Alan Cox?
Speaker 6 (30:35):
And I said yes, and she goes.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
I heard your voice from a couple aisles over and
I said, oh, but that was me, And I said,
I thought it was the lady calling, and I go
I said, oh, thank you, and she said something like
good to see you out, which I wasn't to you,
maybe because I was with my child. But my kid
(30:59):
is so used to that stuff now she doesn't even
look up right to her credit, she's still like rummaging
through the things. She was looking at different kinds of
glitter or something, looking at like gold foam sheeting for
some project she's working on. And then the lady moved,
you know, she moved to another aisle, and then she
did another pass and said hate the show, by the way,
and they said, okay, hey, thank you, appreciate it again.
(31:20):
My kid doesn't even look up. But she was like,
why is there so much Christmas crap? And I go
because once Halloween, they Halloween is Halloween. They don't get
care at all about Thanksgiving as far as retail purposes go. Right,
I'm like, once because they've already got like Halloween stuff
(31:41):
on clearance, like severed feet and things like that. So
hot tip if you're somebody who is looking for fake
severed feet, maybe get over to Michael's. They got clearance
bins already on the end cap hashtag not an ad,
just letting you know.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
All of the Halloween articles.
Speaker 7 (32:01):
Of course, if you've been listening to us over the
past week, you heard us mention that our office Halloween
party here at I Heeart Cleveland, Stupid for the Kids
is coming up on Thursday. Now we will mercifully be
in here for most of it. Well, I should say
mercifully Rob.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Will be in here.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
I don't really care that much, but we will be
in here. I'm not going to ask if you have
a prank planned, because I don't.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
I mean, I wouldn't think that you did. C plausible deniability,
you knew about this, cons I did not. Nope, No,
I have nothing planned. I was going to bring in
candy and that's it. Okay, listen, I again, I think
it's stupid, but I'm not someone that's going to ruin
(32:55):
it for a child either, I understand. I'll just sit
here and bitch about it on the air.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Right, not suggesting that you would try to ruin it
for anyone.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
I did edit my skeleton out there. Even more, did
you see.
Speaker 7 (33:07):
That edited your skeleton? I hung a skeleton over your thing. Yeah,
they put a plastic skeleton.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
So I bent the fingers down so that he's given
double middle fingers backwards because the risks don't turn. But
one of the fingers I bent down broke off, so
I gave him a penis. So now it has a
it has a bone penis. I'm very happy, all right, congratulations.
Brian would be happy too. I have to imagine, yes,
(33:37):
thank you, Brian. And again, I'm not anti Halloween. I
like Halloween. I just don't think I need to see
decorations two weeks before Halloween at work. And I don't
think we need to have parties at a place of employment.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
This has been, I guess, in their defense, fewer and
fewer times.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
This is a place of employment.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
Nevertheless, I think that the misconception is that Rob is
anti Halloween because like people are sending me things and
I'm like, he's not anti Halloween, and I'm not anti
fun Lie Fun. I mean even though I'm Captain Fun,
Rob's Corporal Fun.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Yeah, I'm part of the crew. I'm on U the unit,
the Fun Units. Yeah we got. I got a text
from some dude over the weekend, Albert. He says, I
was at a bar in town. I stopped off and
had a beer with Saturday or what day, Yeah, Saturday,
(34:35):
and they were having a pub crawl. So I took
a little you know, made a story on Instagram and
I'm like, hey, look, pub crawl and Madna ha ha
ha costumes and stuff. And I was gone within the hour,
Like I'm like I'm not hanging out at like this
isn't for me, but it says he says, you are
having all in capitals. By the way, you are having
a Halloween bar crawl, not on Halloween. That's just as
(34:57):
bad as dressing up early in an eye roll, and
I wrote back, I didn't have anything. I was at
a bar that was part of a bar crawl and
I left when it got busy. Has it annoyed me?
And I think it's funny, you know what I mean.
You got people walking around in costume. They're having a
great time. I wish I could be that person. I
will not dress up. I will not go out in
public dressed up. I won't do any of them, but
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I wish that I could. Like, I think that it's
fantastic when people are not having a good time. And
I supported a buddy of mine who he basically puts
it all on. I didn't even realize that he puts
on the bar crawl for the whole thing, for the
whole town. It was mobbed. It's great, good for the town,
good for everybody that had fun, just not high speed.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
I guess I'm going to a Halloween party on Saturday night.
So now I have to scramble and figure out what
I'm gonna do for that.
Speaker 6 (35:42):
Oh, like an adult party? Yeah, oh this is new.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
Yeah, it's a recent development. And again I don't want
to be a stick in the mud. I am captain fun.
But it's also not a you know, there's an extra
level of difficulty because I'm like, all right, what the
hell am I.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Going to do?
Speaker 7 (35:55):
Then? Do you feel extra pressure? Of course because I
don't do Halloween. But if I'm gonna do Halloween, I
gotta do something right. So I'm like, well, maybe I'll
just put some makeup on my face and wear a suit.
I don't know, do like what we do in the
Shadows that that you totally be Laslow?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Mmm, I'll figure it out. I think it'd be awesome.
Could be one of them.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I'll be crossfaded all night. I won't care.
Speaker 6 (36:24):
Gwen could do the what's the what's the the girl
from SNL? What's her character's name? I forget. She's kind
of like high ranking in the organization, the blonde.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh, I don't know, I forget who that.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
I can't think of her name, but from SNL, Yeah,
she's on she was on SNL forever. Oh, I forget
damn it. I'll find it and send it to you.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
But yeah, you could totally do the Laslow just walk
around to say bat once an hour. I'd have to
have a cape, but i'd have to get a thing,
and that's a costume, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know so anyway, but there we go as uh,
the dude Monroe what is his character's name, Monroe Ficus. Yeah,
(37:07):
or go as the guy that just says Monroe Ted Night.
I'll dress as a tree and wear a powdered wig,
and they'll go, who are you? I'm Monroe Ficus. See
those are the dumb costumes.
Speaker 6 (37:20):
I like.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
It's just I don't I'm not going to have time
to put it together. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
I'll just go as Night.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It looks good on you Monroe Monroe.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Uh yeah, but then you spend all night explaining it,
and I'm not gonna feel like doing that.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Just this is your box set of the show. Walk around.
When someone says, what is it? Just hold it up?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, but then they'll still say what is it?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Right?
Speaker 7 (37:47):
I'm a good decade older than every everyone I'm normally around,
so it's like they're gonna you know, I don't know
what this is.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, I'm not trying to give people homework.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (38:01):
No, But all these like Halloween week articles, and one
of them said forty six percent of all pumpkin related
knife injuries will happen this week. And I'm like, when
the hell would the majority of pumpkin related knife injuries happen?
Speaker 6 (38:17):
Why? I would think ninety nine.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Percent of them happen this week, a minority of all
pumpkin related knife injuries. When else are their pumpkin related
knife injuries? But this week Thanksgiving pumpkins? Yeah, people people
roast pumpkins to make a pumpkin pie.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Do they buy it at the store? That accounts you're
telling me.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
People making pumpkin pies from scratch accounts for fifty four
percent of pumpkin related knife injuries. The majority of pumpkin
related knife injuries happen at other times.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
I'm like, when why all added together? I just I
gave you one other time. Yeah, there's people.
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Who just cut open pumpk to roast pumpkin seeds. Yeah,
you're freaking awesome. By the way, my wife made double
bash this year. Pumpkin seeds are one of those things.
They get made every year and they're toasted or whatever,
and then they go into a zip block bag and
that's where they stay. I've never once I'll have one
off the trail. Go that's pretty good, you know. And
(39:21):
then they go into a zip block baggie and that's
where they stay. And then I'm digging them out of
the pantry like four years later. Hey, there's all these
pumpkin seeds. Everybody had to have.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
I die the year round. Man, I love them. Okay.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
The people that make the they're just like shrapnel in
your mouth. Yeah, I don't like that either. They get
picking You got a floss good, it's not worth it
the ROI the work you gotta do the return on investment.
With pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds, everybody and somebody really
(39:54):
likes eating sunflower seeds. Yeah, looks like they got shot
in the face, like all is crabbing their teeth.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Pro I just like sunflower seeds.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Yeah, they don't like you. What at least a pumpkin
seed you can just eat the whole thing. You don't
have to worry about like a sunflower seed. You gotta
spit the shell out.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
Yeah I can, but well whatever, I know it's a
very common popular thing. But all I know is you
have a couple of them off the tray when they're warm,
and then they go put into a container and that's
where they stay. I've never once heard any maybe you,
I'm not around you socially, but you know, I've never
heard anybody go, boh, where's all those pumpkin seeds? I'm
(40:31):
feeling package. I have a bag quite often. Actually, yeah,
Alan goes an old lady. You already got the hair, jesus, Hey, listen, fine,
at least I got hair. Got these bald dudes out
there giving me a hard time?
Speaker 6 (40:48):
When are you gonna cut your hair?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
What are you gonna grow?
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Some dummy?
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Are you talking to me?
Speaker 6 (40:52):
Four?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I only talk to people with hair. Yeah, on my face, I'm.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
Just imagining you talking to someone. No, because they walk
up to you.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
Hey man, a big fan of the ship, go hey,
get out of here. Just take off your hat, yeah,
take off cute No, only only they're giving me a
hard time.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Oh, I know I'm kidding.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Hey, get male pattern baldness. Get out of my face.
Am I talking to you for you and showbiz. No,
then what am I talking to you for? Go away, MPB.
That's what I'm doing at these parties.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Ro So.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I just thought that was funny.
Speaker 7 (41:27):
I'm like, if forty six percent of pumpkin related knife
injuries happened this week, maybe they're talking about the other
weeks of October. I mean, one hundred percent of them
have to happen within the confines of the month of October.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Ted Knight Rider, Oh that's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (41:45):
See I'll just wear a gray wig and then like
glasses that have the red thing going back and forth.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Or you could even dress like Michael Knight just walk
around their jacket. Yeah, yeah, and just say what I
could do? Monroe, like you were talking to the car,
but not how do we get out of here? Monroe?
Speaker 7 (42:06):
I mean, I'm not trying to go like six levels deep,
because then I'm the only one interested in it. I mean,
you know, again, this has all fallen into my lap.
I'll figure it out. Alan, I'm fifty and I just
heard Greta van Fleet for the first time. I'm sorry, Well,
I wrote back. I said, so yeay or nay yay,
Total Zeppelin vibe what they said, I mean, that's why
(42:29):
people like them. That's why when they first did that
tour man, they had eighteen year olds in the crowd
and they had sixty.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Year olds in the crowd.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
Yeah, because the eighteen year olds had never heard anything
like that, and the sixty year olds are like, ooh,
this sounds like something I really like.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Nothing wrong with it. But I think they changed up
their sound, didn't they.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
You've seen the interview with Robert Plant, right when they
ask you, I think I've heard. Oh good. He's like,
they're like, oh, what do you know about this band,
Greta van Fleet And he goes, yeah, they sound like
someone I know, and they and then like everybody kind
of chuckled a little bit, and he goes, except when
(43:07):
you ask him, he says he modeled his career after
Steven Tyler, and he goes, he does the uh, the
of the dice, ye yeah, and then he laughs a
little bit. But if you listen, I mean, there's he's
being Robert Plant. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
I never got the vitriol for these guys. Like it's fine.
Speaker 7 (43:25):
I mean I couldn't talk shrimp on him publicly anyway,
because they're like really good friends with my stepmom's family
or something. Yeah, they're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, I.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
Think, and they're represented by our friend Aaron's company. I
publicly don't It's fine. No, I don't like him. It's fine.
It's just my thing. But yeah, if you like him,
I get it. I fully understand. The side project of
one of the brothers is actually better because they're not
trying to be someone else or trying to like be
(43:55):
like that we're so different thing, you know what I mean.
It's just, uh, it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Hmm.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
All right.
Speaker 7 (44:03):
Stephen Kennon says, with all of your recent weight loss, Rob,
you could legit now address as Kevin Stefanski.
Speaker 6 (44:10):
Nope. Four.
Speaker 7 (44:11):
I don't want to for the office party at this point.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
I've already hated enough. I don't want to be even
more so by going.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
As every calling for his head left and right around
here between him and Barry getting rid of Dylan Gabriel,
everybody's like they want everybody fired.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh yeah, I've been paying that close attention to it.
Speaker 7 (44:33):
Literally all of my post game analysis comes from Stansbury. Yeah,
that's where I hear that stuff because he goes through
the ex's and o's and I go, okay, like, I'm
more informed on what's happening. Again, it doesn't change my life,
but I'm more informed on what's happening because he talks about.
Speaker 6 (44:48):
Yeah, there's a lot to break down. Man, Miles Garrett's
pissed off, which I mean, how do you if you're him?
How can you publicly be pissed off? He had the
out right, he stayed for the money. That's the money.
Isn't gonna buy you a championship by you making more
money buy everything else. Yeah, but still, then don't bitch
(45:10):
and throw your helmet and be pissed off when you
when you sack a quarterback five times, have the best
game of your life and you lose by thirty.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yes that's a franchise record.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Yeah. So I mean again, I love Miles Garrett, but
this is what he chose. He chose to make money
and stay in Cleveland, which I think is great. I'm
happy he did it. But just because he stayed doesn't
mean they're gonna now be Super Bowl contenders. Get to
get a quarterback, fix your problems.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
Alan, get a stuffed monkey, put your hair in a ponytail,
and go has Jane Goodall.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Motherless horror.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
You know what, why don't.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
You huff my taint?
Speaker 6 (45:54):
You? I'll usually I'll go along with you.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
How disrespectful can you be to the memory of a
great Seane Goodall.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
She all of the work.
Speaker 6 (46:10):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (46:10):
That's that's stolen valor on my part. And you know,
I'm a Dian Fossey fan as far as far as
the people who are most associated with the Primates, I'm
a Diane Fossy guy. I'm not a Jane good old guy.
I don't see you.
Speaker 6 (46:27):
Do it though. Oh that would be so funny. I
mean it would just take it out. I don't have
any down shirt.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
No, I don't have any beige turtlenecks.
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh god, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Fine, who are you?
Speaker 7 (46:46):
Maybe I will literally hairtie, I'll go to I'll go
to Kohle's and get a get a khaki mock turtleneck.
And my daughter has million stuff than I'm sure there's
a freaking monkey in there somewhere.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
That's not bad.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
You know what, in the absence I have a dearth
of ideas. So in the absence of anything, you got
rob Yeah, yeah, I got.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Pants.
Speaker 7 (47:25):
I'll be way more fun to go is Ted Baxter
for the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Still do the voice
and then act way more famous than you really are?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Is that what he did? And I don't really watch
Mary Tyler Moore?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (47:38):
Oh yeah, I just started reading the Tim Curry autobiography,
so maybe I'll go as doctor Frank and Furder, although
that would requite you want to talk about a level
of difficulty to gussie myself up as a sweet transsexual
(47:58):
from trans vestite sweet transvestite, Yes, from transsexual Transylvania.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
What are they where? Does it?
Speaker 7 (48:07):
Is it like his whole life or are they just
sort of focusing on a part of it, like when
he got sick? Or is it no, it's him talking
about his life's called vagabond, just started it.
Speaker 6 (48:15):
Well, that's got it. That's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Oh he's great, love Tim Curry. Yeah, I mean the
stuff that guy.
Speaker 7 (48:20):
I mean, you know, he's great as a villain, great
as a regular dude, great on stage.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
You know, this is a.
Speaker 7 (48:26):
Guy who did Clue Rocky Horror Legend, which was a
terrible movie, but he's great in it.
Speaker 6 (48:32):
Penny Wise, he was the O g penny Wise YEP.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
Was his last big movie. Like one of those scary
movie franchise.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Well, I think so.
Speaker 7 (48:41):
Yeah, he was in Yeah, because he makes that stupid
line in that movie when they're like, hey, come here
and look at this, and he goes it's always say
what is it?
Speaker 6 (48:49):
Gies? Yeah, yeah, this is his first default, like it
just goes to that out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, that probably was.
Speaker 6 (48:58):
He was great.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundreds.
Speaker 8 (49:06):
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Allen Cobs.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
This is The Allen Cox Show on.
Speaker 9 (49:16):
One point seven WMMS by.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Bob Marley's Motherland is getting hammered.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Oh man Hammer, are you watching any of that footage?
I started to and I don't want to put it
back on. I've been there three times. I love that place,
maybe more than anywhere I've ever been in the world.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Jamaica is getting hammered with this Category five hurricane.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
Here, I'll show you a little bit of it the
Live for Now.
Speaker 6 (50:02):
This will last for over an hour.
Speaker 7 (50:04):
One hundred and sixty five miles were only blow seventy
to ninety miles per hour for one two hours.
Speaker 13 (50:11):
That's going to cause a very significant damage. A lot
of times if you're dealing with seventy mile per hour
winds in a severe thunderstorm or even in a hurricane.
It lasts for, you know, twenty minutes, thirty minutes. Sometimes
this prolonged exposure is going to cause some big time problems.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
What do you do if you're like they're on vacation,
I mean, if you're just a tourist, hang on, did
you have any was there?
Speaker 3 (50:35):
How?
Speaker 2 (50:35):
When did this begin to develop?
Speaker 6 (50:37):
At least last week? I mean last week? Okay, yeah,
I think I think most I would imagine most travelers
got the hell out of there.
Speaker 7 (50:44):
I was going to say, so if you were there
and you weren't native to the island. Category five Hurricane
Melissa making landfall in Jamaica, you ever called your wife that.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
I've been dealing with Hurricane Melissa for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Body, thank you, and the mass rob on thank you. Yep,
it's crazy.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (51:03):
No.
Speaker 7 (51:04):
We did a live show there, did a couple of shows,
me and Squire and Erica Laurenkay two in Jamaica. We
were in Montego Bay. This was in twenty sixteen. We
flew out the morning after the twenty sixteen election, so
we were all getting hammered at the bar because we're like,
(51:25):
what just happened when Trump was first elected president? Yeah,
so the election was the night before we left, and
we were like, it's not much. It was a huge
party out in the patio the deck of the hotel
we were at and we're all getting drunk or whatever.
Woke up the next morning to find out that Donald Trump,
(51:45):
of all people, Jesus Christ. Now you look at it
and you're like, oh, we didn't realize how many morons
were in this country. But at the time you were
like the guy from television, the game show guy. But yeah,
that we flew out the next more and that was
the only time I'd been in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
I mean, we had a great time.
Speaker 7 (52:05):
Obviously, those junkets are a little bit of a different
experience because so much stuff is kind of set up
for you.
Speaker 6 (52:12):
You know.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
But we went out to the Johnny Cash Joint, and
you know, there's a bunch of haunted places out there,
and so I had a great time in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
You've been a few times, though.
Speaker 6 (52:20):
Yeah, Yeah, it's one of my absolute favorite places on
the planet. I And in order to get to any
of the destinations, you have to take these long bust rides, yeah,
which is what I keep thinking of. That's that's honestly
breaking my heart the most of just you have to
take it's three hours almost once you get off the
(52:40):
plane in Montego Bay to get to Nigrill, which is
the complete opposite side of the island, and you're going
through the most horror.
Speaker 7 (52:48):
It's abject poverty. It's it's horrible. Yeah, I mean, it's
just it's just shacks, you know, and there's.
Speaker 6 (52:53):
You feel weird.
Speaker 7 (52:54):
I mean it's a double edged sword because they're so
dependent on tourism.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
But by the same token.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
You got your.
Speaker 7 (53:00):
Bags and your sunglasses and.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
You're on your way to a resort.
Speaker 7 (53:03):
And I mean, you know, every time we travel somewhere,
it's been a running joke that we see a dead body,
and Jamaica was no different.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Hey, you pull off to the side of the road,
they you know, they'll sell you red stripes for a buck.
Like it's just it's it's really sad.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
They were putting we pulled over, our driver pulled over
for something, and they were putting a body on a.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
White sheet over a corpse on the road side.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
And that's the stuff, Like I can't stop thinking about, right,
because there's there's a big part of Jamaica's very hilly,
you know, so you're you're getting through all these mountain
towns before you get back down to the water. And
that's what I keep thinking of, is like, where are
all those people gonna go? Like some of the most
beautiful ocean front property you've ever seen in your entire life,
(53:46):
it has three tin shacks on it, you know what
I mean, And that's it. Those are gonna like, I
don't know where those people go. Even if you head
to high ground, if that's where you live, If you
live and by the water and go to high ground,
what is that going to do?
Speaker 7 (54:02):
Yet I was gonna say, they're really I mean, you
might escape some flooding, but there's really no high ground, right.
Almost one hundred and ten mile an hour gusts, one
hundred and seventy five mile an hour sustained winds. These
people are just completely screwed. So eight o'clock, it was
Category two out there by the Bahamas, went through Turks
and Caicos, cut through Guantanamo there in the tip of
Cuba becomes a Category five by the time it hits Jamaica,
(54:25):
which is where it.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
Is now now. I don't know if this is true
or not, but in the chat someone wrote, twenty five
thousand tourists stuck in Montego Bay.
Speaker 7 (54:33):
Yeah, I can't imagine everybody got out, so I'm sure
there's all kinds of people from around the world who
are hunkering down. Seventy five percent of the island's population
lives within three miles of.
Speaker 6 (54:43):
The sea, obviously giant island.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
It's just so they're like, man, there are very little
There's a finite number of things you can do to
prepare for a storm, and you have to think that
people who live in Caribbean islands, they they have their preparations.
But you know, obviously the variable is how strong the
storms are.
Speaker 6 (55:02):
Even the cities are screwed. You know, Kingston's in trouble, like.
Speaker 7 (55:04):
There's just there's no whole island indicated with flooding him.
Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah, so it's.
Speaker 7 (55:10):
Pretty wild because you know, for the first couple of
days when they start tracking these things, they go, well,
we don't know, change course it could get. I'm kind
of surprised. Obviously I'm no climatologists, but I'm kind of
surprised he didn't slow down a little when it when
it went through Cuba, Well wouldn't. Usually when it hits land,
(55:30):
it slows it down, right, Yeah, but I thought Cuba
would have been next. It did go through Cuba, went
through Guantanamo. Oh, the top part cut across, Yeah, like
a typically like the you know, yeah, it's just Jamaica. Yeah,
already responsible for seven deaths, three in Jamaica, three and
Haiti and one in the Dominican Republic. Of course, I
(55:51):
guess the glass half full for Haiti is Haiti never
looks any different. Haiti always there's so much corruption there
and inability to kind of get that country on train
that Haiti always looks like they're in a constant state
of rebuilding.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Not that be'st any consolation for them, but yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7 (56:09):
I I you've been there. You see what the resorts
are like. They're pretty, but they're not they're not made
to sustain this kind of stuff. I mean, this is
gonna be catastrophic. So it's probably all over TikTok, right,
Americans or people from other countries that are stuck in Jamaica.
Speaker 6 (56:24):
Yeah, I'm sure I haven't. I haven't looked up any
of that, cause, quite frankly, I just don't that.
Speaker 7 (56:28):
I don't care about you know, I'm just more kind
of looking at what this island's going to be after this.
No in Pittsburgh, Allen, Seriously, we make pumpkin seeds every year,
leave them in a ball on the counter, and they
never last more than a week.
Speaker 6 (56:45):
All right, what do you good for you? I don't
know what you want?
Speaker 7 (56:49):
A cookie? And I think good people eating pumpkin seeds
good based on that trajectory Negrill took. I mean, excuse me,
Jamaica took a direct hit. So it is going to
slow down before the actual eye gets to Cuba. So
that's so that's why they're taking it on the chin.
As bad as they are. It was just the outer
bands of these storms that have hit the other the
other countries. That's what hit Cuba, That's what's hit the
(57:13):
other areas so far. Once this gets there, it will
have slowed down. But Jamaica took a direct hit.
Speaker 6 (57:19):
Rob That's what they say.
Speaker 7 (57:20):
That's why they say there is no I in team,
but there is an eye in hurricane, a big one.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
I believe they say that. I think I'm I'm I
think I'm on that.
Speaker 6 (57:32):
They say. If it wasn't for that pesky N word,
you could totally play the Baba Bob Dylan song right now.
It would be a great use of a song that
was about a boxer. Yeah, yeah, there's only one. I
can't think of another song about a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
I mean, there's a great band in the eighties called Hurricane.
Speaker 6 (57:48):
I don't know what to tell you, just saying okay,
nice and nice song they're playing in the backgrounds. Had
to hit the button a couple of times. But don't
say it, Bob, don't say I Bob, don't say it Bob.
Speaker 7 (57:57):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Well, I got thrown around a lot.
Speaker 7 (58:00):
A honeymooning couple who decided to stay and experience the
hurricane in Jamaica are leaving dispatches on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Well, I hope it all works out for them.
Speaker 6 (58:09):
Good for them.
Speaker 7 (58:09):
Yeah, stupid hurricane has not hit Cuba. Cuba is north
of Jamaica, will be hit next. No, it came from
the north, so the track of this thing has already
gone through I believe right. No, I think it's Is
it going the other way? I think it's going I thought, oh,
I'm sorry. I thought, oh, well, then that makes more sense.
I thought they were talking about Wednesday last week.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
They were tracking it. Oh, I'm way off.
Speaker 7 (58:34):
Then I see they're talking Okay, it's going north. Yeah,
so I had that upside down.
Speaker 6 (58:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (58:39):
The first time it made any landfall was Jessica, Right,
and that's why it'll start. I see that makes perfect sense.
Then that's why I was confused. It's the it's the
one in a million storm, and this is the one
you know takes an island out.
Speaker 6 (58:53):
Yeah, I mean that's when you just start over in
a lot of cases. I think that's what it's going
to be. I think most of those resorts that we
know or have seen are going to be gone. Yeah,
two hundred and ten mile an hour wind gusts. Yeah,
there's you know, the storm surges. It's flat like there's
there's just nothing. It's awful.
Speaker 7 (59:14):
And obviously a lot of people stayside here who have
relative who are Jamaican relatives in Jamaica, right, can't get
through to anybody.
Speaker 6 (59:23):
Oh you won't. This is going to be Remember how
bad Puerto Rico was a few years back, ten years ago, right,
It's this is going to be that, but worse, I
would imagine, because you know it's going to just be
a longer fix one of the wettest we've ever seen
from the standpoint of water. Yeah, genius.
Speaker 7 (59:44):
Oh my god, I'm just seeing some of the pictures
even live crazy God and Montego Bay Man.
Speaker 6 (59:51):
I mean, like that's that's their main airport, that's in
and out right there. Man. Yeah. Yeah, So it'll be
a four, a category four once it's done with Jamaica tonight.
And then they're saying, by the time it hits Cuba proper,
it should be a three.
Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
Now, how much damage has to be done to that
island before the Beach Boys remove it from their song?
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Kocomo just out of respect?
Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
Well, all right, this might be it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
It's like the second second country, right he just pause?
Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Uh Ruba? Ooh, I want to take you for a
moment of silence.
Speaker 7 (01:00:27):
Yeah, Bermuda is Bermuda?
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
That what's the what's the first one?
Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Uba?
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Ruba Jamaica?
Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
Pause?
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Ooh, I want to take you.
Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
That's as bad of a rhyme as Jimmy Buffett's Jamaica Mistaka.
Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
That a rhyme is anything Jimmy Buffet's ever done.
Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Alan Kachho after hours line. Not everybody uses the app
for messages. Some people other than Brian occasionally Lee voicemails
two one six eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Oh three, Oh Jean, I heard you stopped watching that
Hill about Me because you didn't like my voice. I
was hoping we to eat Deans oh of the scullpal
to get what is he saying?
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
What is he saying? Yeah, he's doing an ed Gean bit.
Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
But what what? I didn't watch it, so I don't
know where he's going. I say, is it because he
has this on his face?
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
No, Charlie Haunham plays that gen But for whatever reason,
I never heard ed Gan talk. But in this thing,
I have to assume he did, you know, research or whatever,
and it's maybe historically correct, but he's like.
Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
His voice.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Oh my god, oh god, yes, I wouldn't like Diane Ellen.
This is Edjean. I heard you stopped watching that Hill
about Me because you didn't like my voice. I was
hoping we.
Speaker 10 (01:01:51):
To eat Deans out of the scullpal together.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Okay it all he baked beans out of a skull bowl.
Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
He was famously making lampshades out of people's skin and
he was making soup bowls out of skulls.
Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
And things like that. Ed Gan.
Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Yeah, they have Charlie hun Him playing Ryan Murphy is
this producer who does a series called Monster, and the
last one they do was Jeffrey Dahmer. Evan Peters play
Jeffrey Dahmer. And they're always very controversial because half the
people say, why are we still glorifying these these murderers,
and the other half, you know, there's a more bid curiosity.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
They know the lay of the land.
Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
They're like, you know, true crime is not a wildly
popular genre by accident?
Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Should I go?
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
I don't know, man, I bailed because I'm like, I
cannot handle it jumps around ed Gean historically was also
the inspiration for Psycho, right, So there's a lot of
well tread ground in the show, but it really jumps
around between. Like they have a guy playing playing Alfred
Hitchcock and he's working on a new film and it's
about this guy. And then they have the subplot of
(01:03:02):
the actor Anthony Perkins who was playing Norman Bates but
was hiding his sexuality in the fifties and sixties, and
so it's really all over the places that voice would
annoy the piss. Yes, I see that being if you watched,
and clearly they're trying to establish how mild mannered ed
Geen was. He's out there in the middle of nowhere
(01:03:23):
in what Wisconsin or something. But the voice that he's doing,
it's not a feminine it's just really like it's just
it's just it's a feat And I was like, oh
my god, I don't think I can watch, so I
haven't really maybe I'll dip back in. Laurie Metcalf plays
(01:03:44):
his mom and she's great and everything.
Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
You know what you should dip back in on. Is
gen V A good thing about having the Scoots For
the past two days, as I watched a lot of TV,
I love it. It's a great season.
Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
I watched the John Candy documentary, which I know you
watched ones as a real punch in the gut. I cried,
like cry cried. I didn't just tear up like I
legit cried. I teared up. Oh my god, dude, was
that it was so well done. That's one of the
best documentaries I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Colin Hanks so good. Hank's kid directed it.
Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
So good. Yeah, really good.
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
The John Candy Documentary is on Prime Prime.
Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Jen V is good man. Did you like the first season? Yeah,
but I was like, I.
Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Like The Boys a lot.
Speaker 7 (01:04:27):
This is a Boys spin off, so if you're not
watching The Boys, you would know what gen V was.
But and then the one guy died in real life. Yeah,
so his character's gone. Yep, it's okay, maybe I'll go
back in. But I'm trying to finish the Diplomat. They come,
they get me along. I can't even get through. I
just haven't had the time recently. I can't even get
through a full episode of Little Horses. So I'm like
(01:04:49):
crawling through that.
Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
And you know, yeah that we I'm one episode behind
on that, but that I still enjoy. I just I
thought jen V was great.
Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
The Eddie Murphy documentary is going to drop on November
the twelfth, by the way, too, And I've seen the
trailer for It's called Being Eddie, and it's you know,
talking to him, a lot of new photos, a lot
of new footage, Eddie Murphy opening up. It'll be on
Netflix forthcoming documentary, and I bet you it's not going
(01:05:19):
to be five hours long.
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (01:05:23):
You're talking about the Billy Joel Docum's making fun of
the billy Joel Nolly. It's not for everybody, No, I know,
I'm just I'm just kidding better. But I like the
Eddie Murphy thing looks great. Yeah, well, especially since Eddie
Murphy is a guy who basically influenced every comedian that
came after him. So they're going to be able to
talk to all those people, you know, or people who
(01:05:43):
were his peers who came up with Seinfeld.
Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
And you know, there was a great someone used AI
to do like a meeting between Richard Pryor and Eddie
Murphy today and he was like showing him around his
house and Richard Jesus Christ, this is where you live.
Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
He's got like nineteen kids, you know, a lot of kids.
Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
Yeah. He's like, well, you sure did a lot going
off my act.
Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I Ambo from Cameroon, I mean Deefe.
Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Time, beef Jokie time. Cameroon.
Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
By the way, they now have the world's oldest leader
ninety two years old. Oh boy, Cameroon. A guy named
Paul bia One air quotes the Cameroon election there for
president at ninety two years old. He's won again. Oh
he's been the president since nineteen eighty two. Well at
(01:06:39):
least imagine your entire life you've had one, I know, right,
Well fun to think that we're becoming Cameroon.
Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Well no, I just mean in general, right, like nobody
want nobody's these guys. The only way to ever set
term limits is for these guys to vote themselves out
of a job, which is never gonna happen. Now, So
we're just gonna sit there and watch guys like Mitch
McConnell break down on television. You know, that's fine, he
just freeze, watch Joe Biden like it's it's okay, just
so everybody can just sit there and watch everyone be
(01:07:07):
career politicians and then bitch about it because there's nothing
that's ever going to change.
Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Yeah, but that's a that's a natural diminishment. Yeah, right,
we're talking about like elderly leaders fixing elections is what
which is what we have now in this country.
Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
But it's but again it's it's it's been done forever.
I'm talking about with people just being around forever. And
now I think you get to a certain point, it's
got to be done. If you if you can't drive
a car anymore, Papa it's probably time to step aside.
If your license has been taken, go do something else.
Speaker 7 (01:07:38):
Thirty million people in the country camera and over seventy
five percent of them are below thirty five. So obviously
there's huge tension between younger voters and the leaders who
are almost a hundred you know. But then that guy
dies and it's just the air apparent that takes over,
and then the same thing happens.
Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
It's just a repeat. Now that guy will go to
be one hundred years old and he'll be leader. Same thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
So anyway, the country of Cameroon now has the world's
oldest president ninety two years old.
Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
How about that.
Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
Could you point Cameroon out on a map. No, I
don't think I could. Nope, Uh it is uh. I
know the continent between and you know, of course it's African.
It's between Nigeria and Equatorial Guinea.
Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
It's coastal. It's coastal. Yes, yeah, I would not.
Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
That's not where I would have put that if you,
if you said point to it, I would have thought
it's much smaller, and I would have thought it was
more south. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
I told the story years ago about when we took
our daughter to this. There was a very short lived
theme restaurant in Chicago downtown. It was called Spy Spy Something.
It was a spy themed theme restaurant. And my daughter's like, oh,
this would be great, So we took her. And when
you first walk in, there's this set of doors you
got to go through. There's a girl at desk. You
(01:08:58):
got asked these questions, answer these questions rather, and there's
a giant one of the questions, a giant map of
the world, you know, one of those open maps of
the world on the wall. And she goes, all right,
get ready to point out some countries that you might
be commissioned. You might have a mission in one of
these countries, right, And the girl is sitting at the
desk there asking us the questions is black. And that's
(01:09:20):
only pertinent because she goes, where's Canada?
Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
You know you got a kid there. Oh, there's Canada.
Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
And then she goes, where's Australia And she has a
couple of curveballs. She goes where's Ghana.
Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Whoops. We're all like, eh, the food can't be that good.
Where the hell is which way out?
Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
It's on the other side of Nigeria from Cameron, but
I was like, oh yes, and I did the whole
thing where obviously you know it's African, but you know
there's a lot of countries in Africa. I'm pointing the finger.
She's like no, I'm like, she's like, warmer, warmer, warmer, colder.
Oh ay. And the country of to Go is in
(01:09:57):
between Nigeria and Ghana. That's where That's how it was pronounced. Yes,
every restaurant is uh take that to Go is carry out.
Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred points called the Allan
Cox Show. Is this for real?
Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
Well, they're swearing in this all kinds of effing and Jeffin,
are you really allowed to broadcasting on the radio two
one six.
Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
Five seven eight one double oh seven or one three
four eight one.
Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
Double oh seven.
Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Rocky bar Pats, the Pulpser Highware, black Drink, all real
gold guys.
Speaker 7 (01:10:37):
Step with the ruled up teams to monthly.
Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Pre excitedly.
Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Well, if you had stray cats tickets, uh, I don't
know what you do with them.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
They announced the tour not that long ago.
Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Bryan Setzer has had this condition for quite some time,
and they initially said, oh, we got to cancel a
couple of dates, they ended.
Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Up canceling the whole tour.
Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
Brian Setzer has some autoimmune situation going on, and so
they were coming to Cleveland. They canceled the entire tour
for the remainder of the year. Brian sets are a
guy that, for whatever reason, for many many years I
thought was British but.
Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Not.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I don't know why. It's a brit vibe to him
or something.
Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
But if you were a stray Cats fan or like
Brian sets A orchestra back in the day, they canceled
the whole tour. Now, I don't know if he was
hoping things would work out or what, because it wasn't
that long ago that they announced the tour. In general,
I mean they kicked it off, or were supposed to
kick it off this past Saturday night. They were gonna
play Louisville tonight yor play an MGM Northfield Park on
(01:11:54):
Sunday this coming Sunday, and we gave away tickets away
back but they've canceled the whole tour.
Speaker 6 (01:12:04):
Yeah, because he can't. He can't play guitar, much worse
shape than he was willing to admit, I guess, But
like that's not gonna get better. So and you know
the what are the other two dudes gonna do? In
the stray Cats? They got mortgages. I have to think,
right well, I mean, do you think do you think
(01:12:24):
you could still tour it? What do you mean could
you do it without Brian Setzer?
Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
No the stray Cats. I mean, he's like the only
guy anybody knows. I name me the other guys from
the stray.
Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
Cats, but name any band that's out there right now
with no original members. I mean, it's no different if
you can get someone who can play, yeah, but if.
Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
You're a trio, I feel like you gotta have one
of the main guys.
Speaker 6 (01:12:45):
I mean I guess yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
Lee Rocker, he's the bass player, Slim Jim Phantom.
Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
He's telling me those two drums couldn't go out.
Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
I mean it's the original members, right, Aren't those guys
the original members?
Speaker 10 (01:13:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah, Lee Rocker. I mean they've kind of come in
and out.
Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
I think maybe I was thinking he was British because
I think they blew up in the UK before here. Well,
and he kind of looks like it. The last thing
would suggest it. But you got to know that you're
not doing well I mean, if you can't play the guitar.
Because they literally it wasn't long ago that they go,
we're going on tour because like I said, we gave
(01:13:25):
away tickets and then as of last week they're like,
we're kicking off the tour. And then they said that
they had to cancel the first couple of dates. So
they were playing like Northern Michigan, they were playing suburban Chicago.
They're playing like, you know, casinos. Do you think some
theaters you think they were going to fake it?
Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
What? He just had like a moral issue with it,
Like you said, if it's not lip synct or well
him playing about that, I don't know. I mean, I'm
it's just if it's something that you had to cancel Originally.
Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
If you're on state and you see the guy's hands
cramp up and he's still doing runs, you.
Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Know, turn your back yeah noon dah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Other guy's got nothing to do, you know, the drummer,
the rhythm section, they're like to do noon noon noon.
I mean Brian Setzer with respect to the other guys,
I mean, he's doing the bulk of the heavy lifting
and the stray cats. So they were going to play
Columbus on Halloween night. They were coming out here on Sunday,
all over the place, Cincinnati in a couple of weeks,
(01:14:30):
so they had a good They probably had a good
twenty five dates lined up and cancel them all in
October and November. So if you're a Stray Cats fan,
that is not happening. I'm heartbroken to share, he said,
due to a serious illness, I am unable to perform
(01:14:51):
and have regrettably had to cancel our Stray Cats tour.
Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
I wonder if maybe it's something else too on top
of it, maybe it comboed or exasperated the.
Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
Symptoms, exacerbated the problems. Is your take on?
Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
Did I say that right? Did I use the wrong word?
I don't know. Acas what did I say? I don't know.
I think I probably screwed it up. That's I mean,
it's if you said it again, that means I probably
had to have eaten it.
Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
You said it exacerbated.
Speaker 6 (01:15:22):
I must have screwed it up. I'm gonna have to
go back. I do it all the time and then
you say it again and I'm like, God, it doesn't
sound like what I said at all. I knew what
I wanted to say, it's not easy being dumbed.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Alan Rush is a trio, yes, but they're all like
that's a that's like an equilateral band, right, Yeah, straight cats,
it's Brian Setzer.
Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Until you just named those other two dudes nobody else.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
I mean, you can put somebody back there to play
the drums, but people are going to be just as
excited to see Geddy Lee and Alex Lifsen when you weren't.
Rob and I were sitting there at the Rock Hall
three weeks ago. We couldn't have been happier to see
those guys.
Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
And Geddy I mean, uh, Neil died, you know what
I mean. It's a different situation altogether.
Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Yeah, maybe the Stray Cats should tour with the Feral Cats.
Oh rip Jenna from Poland. That was her band, the
Feral Cats. The Feral Cats, Yeah, they're all. The whole
band is kids with the disabilities, Okay, and our friend
Jenna from Poland, Ohio, who called us pretty regularly. She
(01:16:30):
passed away probably a year or so ago. Luke and
Lakewood Allen, I told that pigeon joke to my mother
in law on Sunday whenever, like a lead balloon. I
think it's hilarious. Yeah, what's the retell the pigeon joke?
Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Again? Did you know pigeons die immediately after having sex?
I did not know that. Well, the one I f did.
Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
Golly crazy that that didn't go over with his wife's mother.
Speaker 6 (01:17:00):
Again.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Again, I don't know what kind of relationship they have.
Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
But the biggest rule of comedy is know your audience, buddy,
you gotta well. Some people are just trying to get
in people's faces with certain things. Right, It can be
funny if you tell a joke like that to somebody
who that might not be their sense of humor, but
you wanted to land Well, it sounds like it landed
short ed or maybe screwed it up like a lead balloon. Yeah,
(01:17:24):
but it's a two liner that doesn't work as well. No, no,
don't work at all.
Speaker 10 (01:17:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Okay, well, let that be a lesson to you. There's
a caveat for all the joke telling.
Speaker 6 (01:17:43):
Alan.
Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
Have you you played some fart piano a while ago?
Have you heard butt Hoole Sun? You know Soundgarden is
getting ready to be inducted into the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. I don't know that I've heard that. Boy,
(01:18:05):
that is, you're doing some minor chords in there, and
you can't really get any sustain on the fart piano.
But sustain, I think we don't know the part piano
(01:18:30):
should fill any for Chris Cornell at the Rock Hall Inductions.
All right, anyway, thank you, Eric and Penhills sending that.
Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
There's that guy who plays the children's fart piano. It's
like a little toy and I'm sure I've played a
couple of sounds like Gene Belcher's piano selections from that. Yes, yeah, Alan,
I bought tickets to the Brian Seltzer Orchestra by mistake once.
Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Boy, was that a wet show.
Speaker 7 (01:19:11):
Yeah, that's like a Krusty the Clown situation going on there,
the Brian Seltzer Orchestra. No that first I remember being
on the air in Kalamazoo, Michigan and playing that Brian
setz Her Orchestra CD. It was called Guitar Slinger, and
he'd kind of been out of the mix for a
minute Son ninety six and he was That's the first
(01:19:33):
time I remember a band playing with an orchestra as
like a kind of a new genre.
Speaker 6 (01:19:37):
Now everybody does it.
Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
Right, when you feel like you've exhausted yourself creatively, you go,
let's just play these songs in front of an orchestra.
Metallic has done it, and you know, it's a great effect.
I mean, it's a it's a cool vibe. But I
his is one of the first I remember doing that
and getting some traction on it, because that music really
lent itself to that. He wasn't you know, it was
not playing Metallica's is more kind of I mean, heavy
(01:20:01):
metal is more kind of classical music in nature, as
counterintuitive as that seems. But the Brian Seltzer Orchestra, I
don't know that one. I've got some sperm news here
from Spur. I'll be candid with you anytime. Anytime they
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have they talk to celebrities about their politics one way
or the other. Granted, most people in Hollywood, most creative types,
lean left, and so as a result, you know, right
leaning celebrities get short shrift because there are fewer of them.
They're pretty much outnumbered. Most of them in general seem
(01:20:53):
a little touched in the head. But I've always loved
Kelsey Grammar. I loved Frasier back in the day. He's
been on this show a couple of times over the years.
I just think he's a very He's a smart dude.
He's very interesting. You want to talk about a guy
who has dealt with tragedy over and over and over again. Right,
(01:21:13):
His sister was like raped and murdered, his mother was killed,
like all of these like close family members that met
these horrible ends.
Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
Well, he's a right wing guy.
Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
And so.
Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
He's done.
Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
You know, listen, He'll always be a sideshow bob to me,
So I'll love him for that. He is seventy years
old and he's just had his eighth kid. Who I
can't believe this guy hadn't gotten snipped. This is a
guy who wanted to still know he was fertile. His wife,
(01:21:49):
he and this woman, Kate Walsh. They've been married for
a while. She's forty six. She's considerably younger than he is,
and I think she's number four or five. He was
married to what's her name for a long time, Camille,
who was one of the real housewives.
Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
I think.
Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
She was the one would like the b hole problems.
I remember back in the day they were doing IBS
commercials and she was kind of she was kind of
instrumental in putting ibs on the map a long time ago,
because she was Kelsey Grammer's wife and he went to
bat for her. Kelsey Grammar is seventy and is going
(01:22:26):
to have his eighth kid, his fourth with Kate Walsh
because he's he's got a memoir out where he talks
about his late sister, who, if memory serves, I think
that's along and the short of it. His sister many
years ago was was abducted and raped and murdered, the
whole thing. And so he's a guy who you know,
(01:22:49):
has kind of taken those things in stride and now
he's a new dad. Now again, when you were a
person of means, you know, you think somebody like Alec
Baldwin who's got a bunch of kids because he's got
a young wife and these younger women, you know, they
have to plan for the future.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
They go, well, you're not going to be around forever.
Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
Yeah, I'm an old dad, right, I'm not seventy, you know,
and I'm snipped, so I'm not gonna be having any
kids at seventy. So he and Kate Wallace, they've been
together thirteen years and they have three kids now for
but he's got like a grown daughter with his first wife.
(01:23:33):
He's got another daughter with another wife. He's got two
kids with Camille. Eight kids, and they're all gonna have
to get a cut right when you die. People are like, oh,
I have to reboot Fraser. This guy needs money. Guy
needs money. I don't begrudge anybody. You know, he wanted
(01:23:54):
to leave it in and he got to. You gotta
pay the freight, know what I mean. Like he's a grandfather,
and he's and he's got a newborn, and this is
kind of part of it too. You know, these older
dads along those lines are like, you know, when I
(01:24:15):
was younger and having kids, I was so laser focused
on my career that they kind of got short shrift.
So in your brain you're kind of trying to make
up for that. I know, that's how I am with
my you know, I always had a relationship with my
older kids, but they were two states away, so go
in there all the time, but I wasn't there every day.
So like, I'm doing things all the time with my
(01:24:35):
nine year old that I've never done before. By seventy,
so congratulations to Kelsey Grammar who is. Yeah, No, as
fertile as they come. Rab he sure is. Also a
(01:24:59):
couple of thieves broke into a restaurant. The camera caught
him breaking in, also caught him banging the mon Cherry
restaurant in Arizona. Well, there's really muggy out there. Actually, no,
it's a dry heat. They wanted to make it wet.
Burglars break into a restaurant, steal a bunch of stuff
(01:25:19):
and have sex right there on camera. About that, it's
just black and white footage. There's really not much to say.
I was watching it trying to figure out at which
point was them going at it there in the little garden.
You can see this here on the live stream. There's
no sound, but they break in. It's just surveillance camera
and they're on like a patio or something, in the
(01:25:41):
middle of a bunch of a bunch of flora. This
is a Scottsdale, Arizona restaurant, so Scott's sale is pretty
hoity tity, and they broke in, and then there's they're
both in hoodies. There's a point where they both crouched down,
and I wonder if that's where something's going on. They
stole a bunch of floral arrangements and just a handful
(01:26:05):
of things. But before they left. Wait, you're asking at
what point that part begins.
Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah, I'm wondering where on camera it is that they
went at it.
Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
I mean, I'm behind a little bit, but I have
to assume the part when she gets on all fours
and he gets behind her.
Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
But they're both wearing hoodies and it doesn't look like
there's any clothing being adjusted or rue. Just probably just
he went round out the escape shoot. Yeah, yeah, she
dropped trow. Suspects broke in in the early morning this
past Saturday. They stole four hundred and fifty dollars cash,
They stole the restaurant's iPhone and a bottle of a
(01:26:44):
cardi and then they banged in the floral display in
the ultimate show of disrespect, they popped one off.
Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
It's kind of disappointing they didn't go for oral in
the floral, because you would think that would be just
better for newscasters.
Speaker 7 (01:27:07):
Land is a gentleman time shocking footage from a restaurant
here at Scottsdale.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
The chiron says, oral in the floral.
Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
Uh Yeah, yep, just of the weeds to night out
there and Scottsdale. This mon Cherry restaurant a restaurant known
for its floral arrangements. Now, according to our own Rob Anthony,
known for its oral arrangements.
Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Yep, or should have been.
Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
I liked that they they stole some money, stole the
restaurant's iPhone, right, because there's no hard lines anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
It's just a phone that's there when you call.
Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
A restaurant a lot of times, just a girl on
a phone and a bottle of a cardi damaging two
doors and trashing some cash registers in the process, and
a floral arrangement. Yes, yeah, they defiled some of our
floral arrangements. We're trying to still pry them apart. Yeah,
(01:28:07):
this is a place known for like romantic floral arrangements.
So these two, listen, they're just doing what people have
been doing at this restaurant the whole time.
Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
Maybe that's all it was. Maybe they were just feeling
so romantic for this floral arrange. Yes, they couldn't contain it.
Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
And you know, when you're engaging in a crime like
that's probably a lot of adrenaline. I don't know, if
they have any experience, this is their first time that
adrenaline's pumping. You know, it's a lot of sexual energy
going on there. Hey, we just took this money and
we got an iPhone and we trashed a couple of
cash registers.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Give it to me, and there's a camera, and there's
a camera right there.
Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
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are driving a growing number of women to get their
sperm from online forums. Problem with this, however, is that
a lot of the guys in these online forums say
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(01:29:11):
doy dude, just looking to get laid. Yeah, you got
a world full of in cells who are like, yeah,
this will be the only time I'll get any and
you're probably not getting, if you'll pardon the pun, the
cream of the crop.
Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
With these people too, scraping bottom.
Speaker 7 (01:29:28):
So there are women online in these in these forums
where they're.
Speaker 6 (01:29:33):
Like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Looking for this, you know, like any other kind of
sperm donor situation. And the guys, as they do online,
are probably lying about what they look like. You know,
I'm former military, I used to play rugby, blah, blah blah.
Trouble is there are a lot of people that these
women contact and the guys tell them they'd prefer for
(01:29:56):
it to be diy natural intercourse. I bet you would
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Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
That sounds like such a great plan if it works.
Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
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Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
Golly, I wonder.
Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
Why you're forty one and you can never get laid.
So that's what they're running into. But I can't imagine
that anybody is really that surprised by that. Seventy percent
of the donors on this one particular app offer their
sperm for free.
Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
However, they provide that they would like to do it naturally.
Speaker 6 (01:30:41):
It's a cost. That's the only cost.
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It's a big one, though. Gotta give it directly from
the tap.
Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
The Allen Carr Show on one before listening, best way
to resist the machines jump down your smartphone by listening
to this craft. He won't even remember how to tell time.
Speaker 6 (01:31:12):
The Allen car Show on one hundred point seven w MMS.
Speaker 14 (01:31:21):
As it goes on, the stays called Allen, and he's
always there.
Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Friends gets here when he's out to play, but.
Speaker 14 (01:31:28):
He's gon fine and he's here, stay alien, spooky Allen.
Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
As he came out here other night it was Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Thek Shi right, they goes and goes out on the street,
just like your cartoon.
Speaker 7 (01:31:58):
Where about him?
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
These learn I do like this time of year.
Speaker 7 (01:32:06):
For the survey is that they do, And inevitably they
will ask people, Hey, do you believe in things beyond
this plane of existence? And most people will say yes.
They say that about sixty percent of Americans. And it
doesn't really change that much. There's no big sea change
(01:32:29):
in how people believe in things or don't believe in things. Obviously,
as culture changes and there are more scientific discoveries insofar
as people allow themselves to believe in those things, people
overall become less and less religious and more drawn to
the secular and that's always good news. But sixty percent
(01:32:52):
of people in this study say that yes, they have
had at least one paranormal experience.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
And wouldn't you know it, not one of them got
it on film.
Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (01:33:07):
The most common events that people say, what do you think?
People say when they say, oh, what happened to you.
What's the common paranormal event that has happened to you?
Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Seeing something?
Speaker 7 (01:33:17):
Well, And this is where it gets weird, because to me,
I'm like, okay, people are ascribing weird things to things
that are utterly normal in any other context. Feeling a presence, right,
you can tell when somebody's kind of in the room
with you. I don't consider that paranormal. It's this little,
you know, changes in in you know, you can hear
(01:33:39):
things that are changing in the.
Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Air or.
Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Smelling an unexplained odor. I mean, this happens in the
hallway here at work. I was just about to ask
you what I don't coming out of that machine. I
don't think that there's anything paranormal in that. Oh I do.
Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
There's something is definitely paranormal.
Speaker 7 (01:33:58):
Something from that machine, something otherworldly. The little white thing
outside the restaurant door, it's plugged. Yeah, it's kicking out
like air freshener.
Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
It's so strong.
Speaker 7 (01:34:08):
Well, yeah, it's like this cloying smell that sticks. But
they're trying to like nuke. And by the way, the
door to the restaurant in our long hallway here, which
is how we go to the men's and the women's
room down there that they have this little like it
looks like a humidifire. So it's not huge, No, it's
(01:34:29):
much bigger than a normal air freshener. I have to
assume it's some kind of industrial air freshener and about
the size of a you know, a couple of shoe
boxes stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
That thing is plugged in.
Speaker 7 (01:34:39):
Again, to their credit, anything that helps a little bit,
I'm happy with. But just the point of context, that
thing is so far away from the bathrooms that they're like, well,
we got to do something in nuke the smell, and
so they're using that.
Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
So it's just a it's this concentrated air freshener smell.
Speaker 6 (01:34:59):
Almost like a ven tell Us center or something. It's
just over the top. Again, better than the Pope agreed.
I could not agree with you more.
Speaker 7 (01:35:07):
But it is it is an unexplained I guess, not
an unexplained odor. We know the we know the uh
the origin of it, but I don't ascribe anything paranormal
to that. Thirty percent of the people say that their
paranormal experience was unexplained sound or music, hearing the voice
(01:35:27):
of someone who wasn't there. I believe that's called schizophrenia,
and feeling an unexplained change in temperature lass is called
living in Ohio.
Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
Everybody, man, you don't like the weather.
Speaker 9 (01:35:39):
Ah?
Speaker 7 (01:35:39):
Wait five minutes. Only seven percent of Americans say they
have seen a demon. I can't believe that that is
only in single digits. Well in this country of nimrods,
it's eighty seven percent say they've seen a demon.
Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
But it's also very specific. It's saying demon, it's not
saying that they haven't seen something, because if you see
a loved one, you're not going to consider that to
be a demon. If you see you never met my uncle.
Speaker 7 (01:36:07):
Nine percent said they've seen unexplained smoke the kind you
can't handle, old house, or seen an angel. That's when
you get into your double digits. Ten percent of Americans
say they've seen an angel. Okay, AnyWho listen, this is
the perfect time to time of year to have our
(01:36:28):
friend James Renner come back.
Speaker 6 (01:36:30):
He's going to be in here on Thursday, hearing the
crap out all those little kids that are coming in
from the trees.
Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
James Renner is a novelist, true crime author of Great
Renown Right here in northeast Ohio. A lot of his
stories have been optioned for films and television shows and
things like that. And he would come in every year
for a while and tell kind of like urban legend
stories and you know, but everybody's very busy, and so
I hit him up this year and said, Hey, I
(01:36:57):
want to come back in and do that. Absolutely where
did you? Oh, at Mike Polk's wedding. Oh, it was
the social event of the decade. If I don't say
so myself. A lot of local luminaries, Rob, And normally,
(01:37:18):
you know, I would be self deprecating and say excluding
yours truly, But I shan't a lot of local luminaries, Rob,
including yours truly.
Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
Like that?
Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Isn't that where you also ran into one Timothy Disney?
Sure is?
Speaker 7 (01:37:34):
Wow, reconnected with one Timothy Misney or as he was
here on the show a couple of weeks ago. According
to my daughter, the most impressive guest I've ever had
on this program is Tim Disney. Her mind was blown
that I was that I even knew him. So, yeah,
(01:37:58):
James Renner will be and he's got a lot of
you know, I mean, before I saw him, people were
blowing me up, going you can ever rener in, you
can ever rener in. And I guess I had kind
of forgotten or hadn't thought about it, hadn't spoken to
him a minute, So it was just kind of kismet
that I ran into him. But again, he's a busy guy,
and I don't like to presume on, you know, people's time.
But anyway, he'll be in here on Thursday. He said
(01:38:20):
he's got some new stories. But his book is called
It Came from Ohio, and it's few years old, but
it's full of great stories. It's like a really good
kind of Primmer on urban legends in and around northeast Ohio,
many of which our audience are familiar with, a gore,
orphanage and things like that.
Speaker 6 (01:38:39):
And you don't buy into any of that stuff.
Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I don't believe in any of those things. That's just
because there's there's no evidence to support the claim. That's
different from me saying they're not real. I don't know
anything about anything. Sure, I'm just saying there's no evidence.
And the stuff that people purport as evidence, ghost hunters
and such, right those what they put forward as evidence
(01:39:02):
is so rapidly debunked that it doesn't really. But again,
I always think of these things as no different than
television evangelists or Miss Cleo. Call and I'll give you
a read. And you know it should say for entertainment
purposes only at the bottom. And I understand that there's
(01:39:23):
kind of a there's a primal thing in the human
brain to wonder what is beyond this? I'm no different.
I would love for all this stuff to get proven tomorrow.
I would fully be in I'm Fox Molder, right. I
want to believe.
Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
I desperately want to believe this stuff because.
Speaker 7 (01:39:41):
Yeah, it's super depressing to think this is it, but
we don't have any evidence of the contrary.
Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
So you've never had it. Get on board, You've anything
happen that you could be like, what that could have
been something else? I mean, we went to a I
was probably a freshman.
Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
The story that springs to mind is I was probably
a freshman in high school and a friend of mine's
family she had her family had like this barn, or
they had bought a farm or so. Once you get
out of Chicago's all it's the sticks man, you go
right into cows. And her family had bought this farmland
(01:40:21):
or something that had this old house in this old barn,
and she was going to have some people out for
a party. Mind you were like fourteen fifteen years old, right,
we don't really have our moxi yet. Nobody's like banging
or anything like that. There's no alcohol there were you know,
there were a couple of dozen of us, good mix
of the kids in our class. And the story was
(01:40:42):
that a person had hanged themselves in the barn, and
so of course, you know, we're, oh, we got to
get in there, and went up into the barn in
this very very small room. So it definitely set the
scene for something wild. It was this very small room
with a very low ceiling. You know, I wasn't tall
(01:41:03):
as a freshman in high school, and I still kind
of had to duck a little bit to get in there.
Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
But everybody was really really curious.
Speaker 7 (01:41:08):
And there was a single bulb on a chain hanging
in the middle, and this is where this person had
supposedly hanged themselves or whatever. The suicide had happened in
this barn, and that was really what kind of drew
everybody in. And all I remember at the time was
as soon as I walked into that room. I immediately
felt dizzy. I felt like I wasn't steady on my feet,
(01:41:33):
which you could chalk that up to something hinky going
on there, you know, Yeah, yeah, I mean you know so.
But I wasn't like, oh, there's a spirit in here,
you know. I mean, you were trying to get at
the time. Again, we're freshmen in high school, so we're
trying to get the girls to go in there and
try to freak them out because there's an even mix
of guys and girls. And but I wouldn't say that
(01:41:56):
that would there was a presence in the room. I
might have just not had an enough water that day.
So again, I can't say these things aren't real. I'm
just saying there's no empirical evidence. Right, there's no situation
which these things can be replicated. I should say, they go, oh,
(01:42:17):
look at this. There is the piece of video that
I showed in this show years ago from my brother's house.
I still don't have an explanation for that. People might
remember that some black and white house camera footage that
my brother had trained on his front window and the curtain.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
It wasn't just the vent blowing the curtain.
Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
The curtain pulled all the way back and we were
convinced he was dicking around, and he's like, I assure
you I'm not. But he's the only reason that I
second guessed him is because.
Speaker 6 (01:42:49):
He believes in that stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
And I don't. So yeah, I don't know, but a
lot of people feel that way.
Speaker 7 (01:43:03):
A lot of people are like, yes, I have had
an experience like that, you know, because it makes them
feel like they have had an experience other people haven't had,
even though sixty percent of people they talk to say yes,
I felt something. Yeah, it makes people feel different or
important or I don't know. I always felt like people
are looking for reasons to feel unique, and that's one
(01:43:26):
of them.
Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
I always felt like it was a feeling, like if
you had a feeling of something, there was now what
it is, I don't know, but I think like when
you get that you're uncomfortable in a situation, you get
the chills, you get like the goosebumps show up, that
sort of thing. I always kind of felt like that
is some form of a connection and what it is,
I don't know why. It is again, probably all mental, right,
(01:43:50):
but I always if I'm ever in that situation and
that happens where I'm feeling like I don't want to
be here, I don't like this, I'm uncomfortable, and I
get that feeling. I feel like there's something that happens.
Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
Well, and again, at the end of the day, it
all comes down to do you believe in that stuff
or do you not? And if if you're somebody who
does believe in those things, then no amount of debunking
is gonna.
Speaker 6 (01:44:11):
Get you to not believe it.
Speaker 7 (01:44:12):
You're gonna go, well, I've got my thing, and that's
fine too.
Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
That's fine too.
Speaker 7 (01:44:17):
I'm just saying that, you know, each and every one
of those things that people rattle off as something you
could literally talk to a neuroscientist and they would go, well,
that changes in air and this chemical's firing in your
brain and that's you know, but that's a really boring explanation,
and people don't want to hear that stuff, so they go, no,
it was a oh I got really cold in the room.
Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
Okay, no harm in it.
Speaker 7 (01:44:38):
There's something going on here. Look at these nips. I
got cut glass over here. That turkey's done there. The
stories from about a week ago about the guy, the
elderly guy who crashed his plane into the dog park
and hit a woman, and he died and they had
to extricate her from under the plane. Yes, and I
could not get my head around how this woman? I'm
(01:44:59):
like this, you have headphones on?
Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
Did she?
Speaker 7 (01:45:02):
How would you not hear You're in a park in
Los Angeles, out there in Long Beach?
Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
How would you not hear this?
Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
And people started texting me, Hey, man, if a plane's
engine cuts out and it's coming in, you're never gonna
hear anything. People had good logical conclusions. Turns out the
woman was death whoops. So I go, yeah, even if
an if an engine cut out, it's not like it's
gonna quietly glide. You're gonna hear something. You think you're
(01:45:30):
hearing demons, You're gonna hear a goddamn plane coming in.
Speaker 6 (01:45:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
The woman was deaf, That's why she didn't hear anything.
Okham's razor. She's alive. I think the pilot died and
obviously she didn't hear the plane at all. She was
walking her dog and the plane came in low and
hit her and dragged her into the Tiffany Harrison was
(01:45:54):
seriously injured.
Speaker 2 (01:45:55):
She's still alive. She had to undergo surgeries in her forties.
Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
Old guy was flying and subse consequently crashing a home
built two seater aircraft and he the guy had to
make an emergency landing. So she's deaf boy, what bad luck?
Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
You imagine the poor guy the whole time. Move, move, lady, Hey,
having a hits you. I mean he didn't hear anything right?
Let me please, I crashed my flying machine. Yeah, poor
guy tried hitting the horn or he's trying.
Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
He's trying to get her out there.
Speaker 6 (01:46:43):
What are you deafy?
Speaker 2 (01:46:53):
That's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
Every horn he had on board. He's trying his share
was landy get on the way.
Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Very traumatic.
Speaker 7 (01:47:10):
They said she's probably gonna have PTSD because a normal
person wouldn't just walk in the park and have this happen.
Speaker 6 (01:47:18):
She should play the lottery. Man, you know, your death
and a plane crashes and lands on you. The odds
of that happening, like, she should definitely play the lottery.
Speaker 7 (01:47:30):
Her partner was in the parking lot waiting for her
and saw the plane closing in.
Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
She's like, the plane hit her so fast, I had
no time to get to her.
Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
She thought.
Speaker 7 (01:47:42):
I thought the pilot died. The pilot, in his sixties,
is also recovering. Okay, I thought that he died.
Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
Imagine the partner running through the park trying to get
her to Betty. Betty will go out.
Speaker 7 (01:47:54):
Yeah, I mean, damn it, she's on text. All you're
gonna do is like wave your arms. You The woman
suffered a fractured spine, a broken pelvis, and a large
cut on her leg.
Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
Her dog was not injured at all.
Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
Good.
Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
But the experimental plane. That's how John Denver died, Right,
wasn't he flying a plane he built?
Speaker 6 (01:48:19):
Yeah? I don't know why people got to build their
own crap.
Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
You know, my dad used to back way back in
the day.
Speaker 7 (01:48:24):
I don't know if you can still technically get them,
but way back in the day, like car kits or
a thing, right, I remember my dad building a car.
Speaker 6 (01:48:31):
My dad was an engineer. He could.
Speaker 7 (01:48:33):
You know. My two brothers got that gene right, they
could take a part a car and rebuild it into
a boat. They're both like that. They got it from
my dad. I didn't get any of that. I've learned
to do things over the years, but I did not
get that grease monkey Jean point so building a car. Okay,
it's the worst it can happen there. People to build
(01:48:54):
planes like really, I mean cheaper, it's a cost thing.
But still really want to take to the air when
you're building your own plane. And he got it up,
you know, I mean obviously the fundamentals of air, of
air travel don't change, the physics of flight don't change.
But if that thing is you got one screw Lewis boy.
Speaker 6 (01:49:18):
Me please, I grabs my flying machine. It's the end
for me. Right, grabs my flying machine. Hey, you dummy?
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Speaker 7 (01:50:14):
He went in his Sunday best excitable boy.
Speaker 12 (01:50:20):
They all said.
Speaker 7 (01:50:23):
Warren Zevon finally getting into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. The induction ceremonies this year one week from Saturday,
happens November the eighth out in LA. He's getting one
of those like weird awards, though like the Taste Maker,
it's like not straight induction.
Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
But he gets something.
Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
So I'm at a party for children on Saturday, friends
of ours who have a massive house on the lake,
and they really trick this thing out. These are the
people who are throwing the adult party this Saturday night
ocause they're like this doves all all set up.
Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
We're not wasting it, you know, but they were this thing.
Speaker 6 (01:51:04):
This place was.
Speaker 7 (01:51:05):
Decked out man inside outside, they got multiple bounce houses.
In every detail right, there's there's nothing overlooked. They really
really put a lot into these. They are people of means,
so you know, they happy to do it. And they
got a cotton candy lady and they got a again,
(01:51:26):
it's every manner of decoration, from animatronics to you know,
there's food and there's drink and there's everything. And they
have a DJ in the garage. And we got there
towards the front of this whole thing because we had
other things to do after. So he was kind of
still setting up. It looked like a Laroque for a second.
(01:51:47):
He had is he still wear a flight suit? Jeffrey
Laroq wear a flight suit or something back in the day. Yes, Okay,
this DJ had like I don't know who DJ was
it flight suit anyway, I don't know, And he's playing
this song and I don't know if like where Wolves
of London played and just went into this. Now I'm
bopping my head along because I love excitable Boy. And
(01:52:10):
I'm staying there with my daughter. She's waiting for cotton candy.
And then I go, oh no, and she's like what,
And I said, this song go, this is not a
song for kids. You know, he's singing about an excitable
boy as a joke. It's about a kid who like
kills a girl and there's a line about how he
rapes her and kills her and takes her home from
the prom.
Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
And I'm like, oh, this is not a this is
not a song for children.
Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
And so and I explained to my daughter what was happening,
and she kind of gave me a cock die and
then went about eating her cotton candy. But I was like, oh,
this guy, as he's setting up is must not have
like one ear trained to what's happening. He must have
something just kind of rolling through a streamer or something.
Because he he wear Wolves of London. That's going to
be a classic Halloween song. But warren Zevon, of course,
(01:53:02):
part of his big appeal for people like me, A
very very dark lyricist and an excitable boy comes on,
Oh oh this is not hey, this is great. Well
I was because I was so into it. You know,
I'd ad an edible, of course, and I was so
into it. I'm just kind of bobbing my head. And
then as I'm thinking, I'm like, oh, this is not
(01:53:24):
going in a positive direction. Now, I guarantee you there
wasn't one other person who made that connection, because my
first thought was, is there an edited version of this
just for the mere fact that it was playing? And
I was like, probably not the songs from like nineteen
seventy six. I don't know that excitable boy. You know,
(01:53:46):
it's not like it's getting played at sports events. The
niche song, even though big hit for him, put him
on the map. But yeah, So what I'm saying is
I'm assuming that the same guy will not be there
for the adult party. I don't think that's a DJ situation.
Adults don't need that for a party.
Speaker 6 (01:54:07):
Oh, I guarantee you, But I have a DJ. Why
because he didn't have one for a kid's party.
Speaker 7 (01:54:12):
Well, but the past couple of times they've had one
of these they they haven't had one. It's just been
people milling around and drinking, and you know what I mean,
it's a grown up affair. I think that was for
I think later in the party, because he was setting
up lights. I'm sure later in the party, like kids
were dancing, and there was probably games and stuff. Like
I said, these people don't look overlook any detail. There
was a great suggestion in the chat earlier about another
(01:54:34):
costume for you. I know, we were all enjoying the
Jane Goodall suggestion.
Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
We were all enjoying the suggestion that I got.
Speaker 6 (01:54:44):
By the end you were thinking about it. You jotted
it down.
Speaker 7 (01:54:48):
Good stuff monkey and pull your hair back into a
pony tails and bee Jane Goodall. It's a good sugution.
It's funny, motherless. But this was also very good and
very on brand for you. Don't get bad at me,
I'm mister Pete. Ruth Bader Ginsburg why, she said, I know,
(01:55:10):
but it would be right, Ruth. Why Ruth Bader g RBG.
I mean she had short brown hair, like a bob.
Speaker 6 (01:55:19):
She she had like a coat.
Speaker 7 (01:55:20):
She had like a justice's robe with a doily neck
and horn rim glasses.
Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
But I think funny. It is not funny, Ruth, No,
explain it to Jane Goodall.
Speaker 7 (01:55:37):
That's at least I see what they're going for because
my hair is gray and it's long, ha ha ha, pull.
Speaker 6 (01:55:42):
It back and she always had her hair pulled back.
Speaker 7 (01:55:45):
But but Ruth bader Ginsburg like artificially colored her hair
black or something not always though not not like at
the end it was it was, it was very great.
And there's Ruth bader Ginsburg. That's the cost stum I
should wear like when the justices. I don't get the connection.
I think that's somebody just trolling. No, it was, but
(01:56:06):
they're using they're using a female, old female as a springboard.
Except this one isn't funny.
Speaker 6 (01:56:12):
Well, I don't know, because I think there are If
you look at the old photos of her, she wouldn't
she a piece back in the day?
Speaker 7 (01:56:22):
Old photos well like I mean, excuse me, newer photos
when she was old, like older she had before she does,
she was letting her hair go white, her hair was
pulled back.
Speaker 6 (01:56:31):
She did have long hair.
Speaker 7 (01:56:33):
Well, then the argument that's being made is any character
with gray hair I should go as for Halloween.
Speaker 6 (01:56:41):
No, I just think that that one in particular because
in general bader Ginsburg there she is again.
Speaker 7 (01:56:56):
I mean, even when my hair was my natural color
dark brown, years ago, nobody was like, you should go
as Ruth bader Ginsburg for Halloween. No, but but why
didn't I just go as Sondra day O'Connor Because it
wouldn't been She's the first female Supreme Court justice. Why
didn't I go as William Rehnquiz, how about to get
(01:57:16):
some shoe polish and go is third good? Marshall, I
think you're missing it, Alan, I clearly am. I don't
get the connection. Jane Goodall, very funny. Yes, you can
make the case. You go okay, ha ha ha ha
stuffed monkey, it's ez peasy.
Speaker 6 (01:57:30):
The first picture I saw when I googled Ruth bader
Ginsburg had her hair pulled back, and it was towards
the end of her life. She was old, and I
saw how it could have been funny if you just
wore like a black uh, like a top and like
a doily. I could see how that would be funny.
So that did make me laugh. Now not close to
his heart, as Jane Goodall, I just had another suggestion, Well,
(01:57:54):
you're just a Messenger. Yeah, it's not your idea. Whoever
gave you the idea? And funny not funny Ruth Pader Ginsburg.
I don't think it was Alan Ginsburg. I think Jane
Goodall is the pick. I think that's.
Speaker 7 (01:58:13):
Awesome, all right, Jane Goodall, Well, spoiler alert, I'm not
going to the adult party as Jane Goodall.
Speaker 6 (01:58:22):
I'd be so good if you did. I gotta explain
to people online.
Speaker 7 (01:58:26):
They're gonna think it like, what do you dress up
as a college professor? I got a mock turtleneck on
and my hair's pulled Backie then and Panzee says it all.
Speaker 6 (01:58:34):
You don't have to say anything. Hold it up. They'll know,
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:58:40):
Alan warren Zevon absolutely needs to be in the rock All.
Speaker 7 (01:58:43):
The greatest lyric of all time, in my opinion, is
Little Old Lady got mutilated late last night.
Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
That's from where Wolves of London.
Speaker 7 (01:58:50):
And it was a constant source of discontent with my
ex wife. She wanted to do a wedding video and
we were both going to be picking songs that we liked,
and this was mid nineties.
Speaker 6 (01:59:06):
We got married in nineteen ninety eight, so one.
Speaker 7 (01:59:07):
Of the big songs at the time was changed the
world by one Eric Clapton, remember that one rob That
was his collab with a singer named Babyface. Very big song,
and I think it was our song at the time,
and so changed the world. Where your Clapton is on there.
But I've always been a huge war in Zevonne fan.
And so in the course of this wedding video where
it's kind of you know, it's a series of photos
(01:59:31):
and some video in there, not the live video of
the ceremony itself, but like a montage video, and where
Wolves of London is in there, and the lyric little
old Lady got mutilated late last night is in my
wedding video. And this was always a source of consternation
for my ex wife says something she harped on. But
(01:59:51):
anytime it came up, it was one big eye roll,
And I was.
Speaker 6 (01:59:54):
Like, all right, I like, warren' zvon, what do you want?
Speaker 7 (01:59:57):
Would you have rather had then he raped her and
killed and took her home?
Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
Would you rather? I put excitable boy in there.
Speaker 6 (02:00:03):
I just skipped a couple of them.
Speaker 7 (02:00:06):
Desperado under the eves a his late nineties, so he
hadn't gotten into his early aughts work yet. But you know,
I remember that, and I think that the photo that
happened to coincide in the wedding video with that lyric
was of my mother in law, I believe at that time.
(02:00:28):
So it didn't you want to talk about not hidden?
Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:00:36):
I'll figure it out. I got a couple of days, Alan,
How about Ruth Bader Yinsburg.
Speaker 6 (02:00:46):
All right?
Speaker 7 (02:00:46):
Next case on a docket, Ron versus Board of Education,
How say ye?
Speaker 6 (02:00:52):
Right? In the majority opinion, Ruth Bader Yinsburg, see not bad,
not bad? All right?
Speaker 7 (02:01:02):
By the way, I had it in my notes, but
a lot of our listeners in Pittsburgh did remind me
I already had it down, thank you. Today is the
sixth anniversary of the Pittsburgh Sinkhole. This is when the
bus went right into the giant sinkhole opens up in
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downtown Pittsburgh in twenty nineteen. Right down there Liberty Ave
and I'm not sure what the cross street was. A
Port Authority bus. The back half of the bus and
the two front wheels of the car right behind it
went into a massive sinkhole. Took them hours to extract
(02:01:48):
the bus. I don't remember if there were any people
on it. Public transit bus dropped fully dropped into a
sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh, along with the front two wheel
of a Kia Optima that was behind it. There was
one single passenger on the bus, a woman who was
treated for minor injuries. The driver was fine, but they
(02:02:13):
had to get cranes out there. They had to shut
off the power lines that were under the street. They
had to strap the bus to a crane. They had
to get duke cane light out there. I think that
was the power company, and it took him four or
five hours to assemble the crane and then another hour
(02:02:34):
for it to get.
Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
The bus out of the massive sinkhole.
Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
It was a twenty foot deep sinkhole right down there
in downtown Pittsburgh six years ago today.
Speaker 6 (02:02:45):
And first I thought you were talking about this weekend's
Packers Steelers game, because that was a huge sinkhole for
the Steelers.
Speaker 7 (02:02:52):
I always forget. I know I've said this before, but
it's because I keep forgetting. Like Michael McDonald, I keep
forgetting that Aaron Rodgers is the quarterback of the Pittsburgh
Steam Huh.
Speaker 6 (02:03:04):
Playing his old team, right? Yeah, yeah, I was. I'm
pretty happy without that outcome.
Speaker 7 (02:03:10):
Let's go pack You're happy to the Packers one, Yeah,
I mean I'm not a Packers fan by anything. They
are the Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (02:03:16):
They are the blood rivals of my Chicago Bear.
Speaker 7 (02:03:19):
So I will and I have a saw spartan my
heart for the Steelers, so I will never root for
the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
They can also rob Huff my taint.
Speaker 7 (02:03:30):
But they beat him by ten, fair and square, and
then fourth Packs by ten five and one. But I
feel like the Steelers are doing better than anybody thought
they would either, for sure, but it was also like
they forgot there was four quarters of football to play. Yeah,
I mean it gave up twenty one points in the
fourth quarter. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 6 (02:03:51):
So yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:03:53):
Also, you might recall the Pittsburgh sinkhole is one of
the most difficult moves on Urban Dictionary. Remember that one, Okay,
So if you've never done the Pittsburgh sinkhole. So the
girl noticed for hetero couples, that's why I default too,
that's my lane.
Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
The girl is wearing nothing but a Jerome Bettist number
thirty six.
Speaker 6 (02:04:16):
Jersey, see where you're going? He was the bus.
Speaker 7 (02:04:19):
The guy fully naked sits into a giant chef salad
and then hot fries or poured onto his crotchikes and
then she straddles him and chokes herself with a terrible towel,
and then as they they both pop off, you each
(02:04:42):
a shot gun of cana Iron City and you scream
double joy at the top of your lungs. And that's
the Pittsburgh sinkhole. I mean you can, Yeah, you can
play variations on a theme there, but it's worth looking into.
Speaker 2 (02:04:58):
With the weekend coming up and something exciting.
Speaker 6 (02:05:02):
Do you have to get the fries from that special place?
Speaker 7 (02:05:04):
The my god, these are hot. No, if you want
to get you get him from anywhere. All right, fries
on salad, though, you gotta do that. If you want
to get him from Eating Park, you want to get
him from McDonald's, you can.
Speaker 6 (02:05:18):
Donnie Iris have to be playing, am I God, that's
the big part, right, Like you gotta have Donnie Iris
playing in the background while it happensh.
Speaker 7 (02:05:24):
That that's dealer's choice. Okay, I'm not gonna say that.
You gotta do that however you want to, however you
want to jush it up. But the fundamentals of the
Pittsburgh sinkhole are as I described them, not for the
faint of heart, and certainly not for well literally the
(02:05:46):
faint of heart. I mean, you know, easy with your fries,
and you know chef salad that's mostly ham, right, you
get like a restaurant salad, it's mostly iceberg, lettuce and ham.
But Donnie Iris, Yeah, you can put Donnie Iris on
maybe listening to Clarks, I don't know what happened on
(02:06:06):
the floor.
Speaker 6 (02:06:07):
What happens if your vettest jersey's dirty? Can you substitute
like the Paulamalu or well, no, what about the Franco Harris.
Speaker 2 (02:06:15):
Well, you can never say a bad word against Franco Harris.
Speaker 6 (02:06:18):
So you could wear the Franco Harris jersey instead, but
not a Paulamalu.
Speaker 7 (02:06:22):
Well, listen, I've Troy. Paulamalu is the jersey that I
have because he gave it to me. So I got
a number forty three in my closet, and never the
Roethlisberger because somebody's getting raped in that case, right, Well,
I'm telling you it's you know, I spent a lot
of time in Jack's bar when he was in that
back bathroom with a couple of yah Pit cheerleaders. Nevertheless,
(02:06:45):
none of my business. Uh, you can go for the
Hines Ward if you want, right, yep. So yeah, there
are little variations on it however you want to do it.
But the Pittsburgh Sinkhole is not as easy as it sounds.
(02:07:08):
But I appreciate the people who give it a go.
What's the difference between that and the Pittsburgh Stinkhole? Just
that is a sue Rob. That's a subset of the
Pittsburgh Sinkhole. It doesn't have to be in there, Okay,
I wasn't sure. No, seems like that's the time you'd
want to break out the Jack ham jersey. You can
(02:07:30):
do that too, Yeah, yeah, you could do that too. No,
I think that the Uh, I'll let you figure out
the Pittsburgh Stinkhole, Jack Butler.
Speaker 6 (02:07:43):
Maybe yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:07:45):
I mean listen, you know, for people who live near there,
the Pittsburgh Stinkhole was, it was always Alison Park right
up Road eight.
Speaker 6 (02:07:55):
Other than that, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
Hey, you want some Brian, yep. I think you're gonna know.
The song very dramatic.
Speaker 15 (02:08:04):
It's just about to say I bove you love you.
He took the words right out of the man mouth.
It must have been while you were kissing me.
Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
The artist play the song, you know the artist. Yeah,
it's meat Loaf. It is meat Loaf.
Speaker 6 (02:08:23):
Oh, for God's sake, what's what's the name of the song?
Speaker 2 (02:08:26):
You took the words right out of my mouth? Is
it the titles in there?
Speaker 6 (02:08:29):
Yeah? Remember how you know?
Speaker 7 (02:08:31):
For all time it all you want to talk about
timing boy, meat Loaf and those dumb songs love the Guy,
the Late Great meat Loaf.
Speaker 6 (02:08:38):
But the beginning of that.
Speaker 2 (02:08:39):
Song was like where do you take the jaws of
the wolf for something?
Speaker 6 (02:08:42):
You know?
Speaker 7 (02:08:42):
It was all very very operatic, and Brian on a
meat Loaf kick, it's.
Speaker 15 (02:08:49):
Just about to say, I bove you love you. He
took the words right out of the man mouth. It
must have been while you were kissing.
Speaker 6 (02:09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:09:12):
So listen, Brian isn't going to put everything into it
that meat Loaf did, but nobody can put it. But
do you remember the beginning of that song, because the
parenthetical subtitle was hot Summer Night?
Speaker 6 (02:09:23):
Yeah, would you offer the wolf for all that?
Speaker 2 (02:09:26):
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the
red roses?
Speaker 6 (02:09:31):
Will he offer me his mouth?
Speaker 7 (02:09:33):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:09:33):
Yes, will he offer me his teeth yes? Will he
offer me his jaws?
Speaker 16 (02:09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:09:43):
Will he offer me his song?
Speaker 6 (02:09:45):
Like that to the song bro all the mouth noise
from that guy too?
Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
Right?
Speaker 6 (02:09:50):
Will you his penism yes? Yes, I guess would be awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:10:02):
Be his hunger yes?
Speaker 6 (02:10:05):
And star yes? When he's tar without me? Not right,
Brian enough.
Speaker 1 (02:10:16):
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Speaker 6 (02:10:33):
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Speaker 7 (02:11:03):
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Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
It back up with RMG Hello, who's this?
Speaker 7 (02:11:34):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (02:11:34):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (02:11:34):
Who's this? Going once?
Speaker 2 (02:11:39):
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Speaker 6 (02:11:41):
Okay, that's what I get, picking up the line.
Speaker 7 (02:11:47):
Cal Valier's play Tomorrow night right decisive win over the
Pistons last night in Detroit one sixteen to ninety five
was the final there Calves at Celtics tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
TD Garden Is that where?
Speaker 6 (02:12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:12:03):
TD guards all night at seven o'clock chills.
Speaker 7 (02:12:06):
That's on your FM home for Cleveland Cavalier's basketball. I
have this song stuck in my head all morning Southbound
sorry from h led Zeppelin. I don't know why, don't
know why. It showed up randomly, and then I couldn't
remember the name of it. I was really you could
smell the wood burning, and I was in my car
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trying to think what the song was and finally found it.
Raptors will come to town on Halloween night to play
the Caves one of those NBA Cup games. I'm still
don't I'm still not quite clear on what those are.
In season tournament? Yeah, I get that part, but like
to what end.
Speaker 6 (02:12:47):
Battle loop? All right?
Speaker 7 (02:12:52):
Every Detroit flaw on full display in blowout loss.
Speaker 6 (02:12:57):
That was the article in the Free Press. How about that?
Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
Let me throw something at you here, Rob.
Speaker 7 (02:13:03):
If you heard the phrase p madness, you might think
we were back on Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
It might make you go, what is R Kelly Doon
these days?
Speaker 7 (02:13:16):
P Madness, however, is a woman who lives in New
York who stages a race between her ducks to see
who can eat more peas, and.
Speaker 6 (02:13:27):
It's as thrilling as you might be led to believe.
Speaker 7 (02:13:32):
Now, I mentioned this because you've had a duck problem
for quite some time, and I know that you and
I have to assume that there's no evidence of the contrary.
I have to assume, because I haven't heard otherwise that
this is still continuing.
Speaker 6 (02:13:46):
Yeah, no changes.
Speaker 7 (02:13:47):
You've also said that you wish the ducks no harm,
You just want them to be quiet.
Speaker 6 (02:13:52):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (02:13:53):
Another instance of not killing the messenger. It's really the
owner's fault.
Speaker 7 (02:13:57):
Yes, So it would fall on deaf ears if I
were to suggest to you that perhaps you throw peas
into their pen keep them quiet.
Speaker 6 (02:14:06):
M I don't think it would would that would that?
Would that do the trick?
Speaker 5 (02:14:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:14:11):
If they're busy eating peas, there's not much else that
they could be doing.
Speaker 6 (02:14:15):
I guess wouldn't that be for chickens chickpeas?
Speaker 7 (02:14:18):
I mean, these ducks are going to watch these ducks
going at the peace mad Here.
Speaker 14 (02:14:23):
Pe Madness is where my ducks compete to see who's
the fastest pee eating duck.
Speaker 7 (02:14:26):
Winner gets the grand prize of the lows buckets full
of peace.
Speaker 4 (02:14:29):
Changed it off this week and undefeated Nutmeg.
Speaker 6 (02:14:31):
Is not going to be on the bracket. Sick of
seeing her win, and I want somebody else to get
the proces.
Speaker 7 (02:14:34):
Can you imagine people saying, I'm sick of seeing that
duck win. People are really vested in this, but this
is her sport.
Speaker 6 (02:14:41):
I can't cut her out completely.
Speaker 14 (02:14:42):
So she'll be competing at the end against her own
personal best time, and if she beats it, she gets
the bucket.
Speaker 7 (02:14:47):
She Duck starts with twelve peace in the bowl and
timer starts when Bill hits water.
Speaker 6 (02:14:50):
Without further ado.
Speaker 12 (02:14:51):
The first competition of the night, Dippin' Dot versus Dumpling,
got it, Come on, dip Dot.
Speaker 2 (02:14:58):
She's doing good.
Speaker 7 (02:14:59):
She Oh my god, sorry she had me until doing good.
It's doing well, man ah. And that's where we part company. Nevertheless,
you know, for people who might want something dumb and
brainless P madness, that's Pea.
Speaker 6 (02:15:15):
Again.
Speaker 7 (02:15:15):
I was lured in because somebody mentioned P madness to
me verbally, and of course I couldn't. My curiosity got
the better of me. I was like, Oh, this isn't
what I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 6 (02:15:26):
At all I was happy to.
Speaker 2 (02:15:29):
They were like, no, no, it involves ducks.
Speaker 7 (02:15:31):
And I was like, well, I mean that's that's kinky,
but okay, I didn't realize they meant the vegetable. But
you know, for some people, there is no limit to
the animal videos that they can watch. And for you
ASMR fans, obviously there are videos galore of those online.
(02:15:55):
There's entire social media accounts devoted to animals munching and
maunching and maunching on things. You don't like those mouth
noises rock. How do you feel about ducks eating a
plate of peas?
Speaker 3 (02:16:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (02:16:12):
I think it's okay, okay, an ass for every seats.
I gotta tell you, I.
Speaker 7 (02:16:22):
Kind of surprised ducks can consume. I think peas might
do something negative to a duck's internal systems.
Speaker 2 (02:16:30):
I must be way off.
Speaker 6 (02:16:31):
There, but I can get the Scoots maybe. Who knows
the Scoots. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:16:34):
Our buddy Ethan and Rochester, by the way, was laughing
at that because he had never heard that phrase before.
Speaker 2 (02:16:39):
I was like, really, the Scoots, the Scoots. I love
the Scoots.
Speaker 6 (02:16:44):
Brand.
Speaker 2 (02:16:44):
Dude, He's well, no, not having them, but I love
the phrase.
Speaker 6 (02:16:48):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (02:16:48):
I got I had the scoots all weekend.
Speaker 6 (02:16:51):
I don't know where there is.
Speaker 7 (02:16:53):
I don't know the providence of that, but I mean
I still have maybe when I have dog drags his
ass on the carpet or something. Or let's see, are
you still running back and forth down the hallway in
the brakes.
Speaker 6 (02:17:03):
Nope, I won't do that here. You know that they
I have a cork in, man, But if it gets
to that emergency status, I'll obviously do it. This is
what I was saying.
Speaker 2 (02:17:11):
I didn't know is battle conditions.
Speaker 5 (02:17:13):
Man?
Speaker 9 (02:17:13):
It is.
Speaker 6 (02:17:14):
But it's not like like if I sat down and
gave it just a little push. It's it's full blown.
It's going.
Speaker 7 (02:17:21):
That. I did notice I went to have a pitch
in the break. I did notice that they removed that
industrial air freshener. It's not out in the hallway. Yeah,
I'm wondering if it's because maybe I said so, who knows. Well,
I don't know that they're listening, but I mean usually
we catch stuff for that is, do we Yeah? From
home internally?
Speaker 6 (02:17:37):
Yeah, and then they bitched like the Keiths and then
they're oh they do. Oh yeah. I just don't tell
you about it because I don't care enough to stop.
Speaker 2 (02:17:46):
I see, Oh why would they care?
Speaker 6 (02:17:49):
Who the keiths?
Speaker 7 (02:17:50):
The people complaining? Oh I don't know, I don't even
you mean the building management. Yeah, but it wasn't like
we were. All I always said in that case was
just like, uh like, hey, at least better than crap.
Speaker 10 (02:18:02):
But how is it?
Speaker 2 (02:18:03):
How is it on us that these things are happening?
Speaker 6 (02:18:06):
It's not it's not.
Speaker 7 (02:18:07):
No, we're merely observing things that are taking place around
us in our immediate environment.
Speaker 2 (02:18:14):
How are we the bad guys?
Speaker 6 (02:18:16):
Oh we aren't. I think it's just because you point
out the obvious. They're like, oh you say something like, oh,
you know, you had to break out the hose to
hose down the bathroom after somebody puked all over it
over the weekend. Oh Jesus Christ, well what do you want?
I mean, what happened?
Speaker 7 (02:18:32):
I'm in here on the weekends. So the Scoots appears
to be Gaelic. He got the skits, Gaelic orts hard barre.
Speaker 6 (02:18:44):
Oh got the scoots?
Speaker 8 (02:18:45):
Does it?
Speaker 3 (02:18:46):
Bears?
Speaker 6 (02:18:46):
They got the scoots? That's more scot tishue, I guess.
Speaker 7 (02:18:49):
But I should be able to replicate the brogue of
my people. The Emerald isles.
Speaker 6 (02:18:55):
Give me a second.
Speaker 7 (02:18:56):
Oh, when you said that it eats so much down
potential some you'res.
Speaker 6 (02:19:02):
Hi came Tod Woods his scoots.
Speaker 2 (02:19:05):
I mean there's shades of difference there. I'm not mailing it.
Speaker 7 (02:19:09):
I don't know that I still have any family direct
links living on the Emerald Isle.
Speaker 6 (02:19:13):
But uh, I love love.
Speaker 7 (02:19:16):
Visiting Dublin my favorite places in the world. Been there twice.
It's one of my I want to go three and
four times.
Speaker 6 (02:19:24):
A bucket list trip for me so good.
Speaker 2 (02:19:26):
I had friends of mine when the Steelers played over there.
Speaker 7 (02:19:29):
Friends of mine at dv Ian Pittsburgh took some listeners
over and I was appropriately green with envy because I
was all I could do was contribute and tell them
places to go.
Speaker 6 (02:19:44):
But love it.
Speaker 7 (02:19:47):
Notice the while eating peas, the ducks are silent. That yeah,
cotton balls, That's what I'm saying. I'm like, has it
ever occurred to Rob to maybe toss peas in there?
Because when these ducks are eating, they're not making noises.
Speaker 6 (02:19:57):
No, I don't.
Speaker 7 (02:19:57):
Then you run into the risk a that's labor inten
to be. It's not gonna last very long. You saw
the speed with which these things were snarfing these puppies up.
Speaker 6 (02:20:05):
Then they'll just start making more noise because they want
more yeah, more more peace.
Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:20:14):
I just I was out with the dogs even this morning,
and I saw that dope walking his dog. The ducks
are going like, I just, you know, I.
Speaker 6 (02:20:20):
Just want to.
Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
He should be walking the ducks.
Speaker 6 (02:20:26):
Well, I don't know what they I do think they
bring them in at night. I don't hear them at night.
Maybe they're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (02:20:31):
I don't think that something. Then I guess I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:20:34):
I just I have to assume. I mean, it gets
cold here, yeah, winter time. They're not gonna have them outside, right,
you can't.
Speaker 2 (02:20:44):
I mean they're covered in feathers.
Speaker 7 (02:20:45):
Turns to yeah, but the water will turn to ice. Insulated,
I mean they're not. It's not like they're in a
moving body of water. They're in a freaking kiddie pool.
Speaker 6 (02:20:55):
Right, dumb.
Speaker 7 (02:20:58):
I mean, the the low tonight is going to be forty.
It was thirty eight overnight last night, you know. I
mean the highs for the next ten days are only
like upper forties, low fifties.
Speaker 6 (02:21:09):
I've been so rain in and.
Speaker 2 (02:21:10):
Out, Like Thursday, it's gonna rain all day.
Speaker 6 (02:21:12):
That kind of thing. I've been so annoyed with the
neighbors stuff lately that it's it's almost getting to it.
Speaker 7 (02:21:17):
More than that person or they're not just like in general, okay,
and that person obviously set the bar, but I'm like,
I'm honestly thinking about just selling my house now. You're
like extra sensitive to it, and I'm just everything pisses
me off. You're noticing every every little thing. I look
across the street, I see this, I look over there,
I see that, I got the ducks in the backyard,
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I got the all these things.
Speaker 2 (02:21:40):
Because you're not in an hoa situation.
Speaker 6 (02:21:43):
No, So I'm honestly thinking about just like the market
is really good there, I'm thinking about just testing the market, Like,
if I can make a decent amount of money, I'll
just sell it and rent something.
Speaker 7 (02:21:52):
You can make any money, you know what. I'm just like,
why not, Like what am I doing? I don't just
stay there? Yeah, the house has been a pain in
my since I bought it. They did all that stuff,
they hit all those things.
Speaker 10 (02:22:03):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (02:22:03):
I gotta think you're gonna get some pushback though from
the fam.
Speaker 6 (02:22:07):
Not really, No, I don't think so at all. I
think if I said tomorrow, let's go move, they they'd
be they would have their stuff packed in a second.
Speaker 7 (02:22:14):
Oh so everybody it has the same level of frustrating
I think, so I see, yeah, yeah, I mean I
residual from how the sellers hid so much stuff.
Speaker 6 (02:22:23):
That was that was the worst part.
Speaker 7 (02:22:25):
Like everybody's had a bad taste in their mouth since then,
you know, and then every day it's something else, you
know what I mean, Like you still find crap that
has to get fixed, or like I put a I
put in a bathroom floor.
Speaker 6 (02:22:36):
I told you, we knew all about that, you know.
I got to redo that.
Speaker 7 (02:22:40):
Just the way that everything is like in the house,
the way things have settled and whatnot. I got to
take that floor up and I gotta put it, put it,
put it back down, like it's the one that you
put down. You got to redo, yep, because the ground
keep shifting. It's just everything in that house. They're just
the cellars, just complete scumbags.
Speaker 6 (02:22:58):
Oh just they did everything they possibly could to try
to screw the person over because they had to make
as much as they could on the house.
Speaker 16 (02:23:05):
I was.
Speaker 6 (02:23:06):
I was good to them, man, Like I bought that house,
I lived there for a month. I already owned the
house they lived there for really you know, they're trapped
together and gain and they left the house like that.
They were just like real pieces of crap people. Wow,
you know it. Oh it's terrible. But in three years later,
I'm still dealing with it now. I'm just like, so
why not, Like if I saw what a house that's
(02:23:28):
a thousand square feet smaller than mine sold for, and
I'm like, why don't I just test the market, like
if I could make money? Screw it?
Speaker 7 (02:23:37):
Oh God, I got an email about the current worth
of my house and I'm like, you have I'm like,
let's sell this thing tomorrow. Like You've got to be
kidding me, Right's insane.
Speaker 6 (02:23:47):
What houses are worth right now. That's why I'm like,
if I can just like it. And I look all
the time at like rentals and stuff, there's really nice
houses to rent for what I'm paying in a mortgage.
Speaker 7 (02:23:55):
We rented for the first two years we lived in
Bay and then we like the we rented is the
one when our daughter was born.
Speaker 2 (02:24:02):
That's where we were living, and we went to the people.
It was a ranch house.
Speaker 7 (02:24:05):
I go, really like this house, they wanted it was
laughable how much they wanted for it. But I go, well, also,
you know your foundation is sinking, right, so will minus
that because we figured out how much that would cost.
And then we'll go no, okay, good luck. Well I
thought they found a couple suckers to buy it.
Speaker 6 (02:24:22):
But like, the house is sinking, I just know the
next big thing is gonna happen, right, and I'm gonna
be the one holding the hot potato when it does. Oh,
your sewer line just fell in. Oh cool, awesome, let's
take care of that now. So I'm just like, well,
that's what sucks when you move, and it happens a
lot in radio when you move and you don't know
the area. Yeah, you just move, you throw a dart,
you go fingers crossed. And we just I mean, it
(02:24:43):
was it was the perfect storm. We looked at seventeen
houses that day. Oh you did. Yeah, that house that
we looked at, the one that we bought, was the
last one we looked at, and it was the best
of the worst.
Speaker 7 (02:24:54):
It was the time when the market was insane. Everything
was closing in two hours. Oh, if you don't make
an offer on this, it'll be gone tomorrow. And I know, look,
everybody's gonna throw their conspiracies at the end of the day, right,
But I know for a fact now at this point,
after looking back at everything and going over the paperwork,
I mean, I've talked to lawyers and who can I
screw to try to get something done and get some
money back on what happened.
Speaker 6 (02:25:15):
I know for a fact, the buyer and the cellar
agent we're working together to so you so.
Speaker 7 (02:25:21):
You've really looked into like the aftermath. Oh yeah, man, yeah,
I think it was latering cahoots.
Speaker 6 (02:25:28):
It was I dropped, you know, fifteen thousand dollars in
mold remediation because these oh geez, because these jerks decided, Yeah,
because they decided that they wanted to, you know, throw
down carpet squares on a moldy floor, put a new
sheet rock up over a wall that was rotting. You know,
that's who we were dealing with. But your inspection didn't
(02:25:49):
uncovering ats visual and they put down, well, you know,
can't tell what's behind this wall. Okay, well what does
that mean? I don't buy the house because you can't
tell what's behind a wall. I see they missed and
the inspectors those people. They missed everything.
Speaker 7 (02:26:01):
There was a downspout not even connected on the side
of the house, underneath the deck, and that's what was
causing all the leaking in the basement.
Speaker 6 (02:26:08):
And I'm like, how do you miss that? Yeah? We
knew a guy.
Speaker 7 (02:26:11):
We had a friend who was who was an inspector,
and he was like, don't with this one house we
looked at years ago and Rocket River.
Speaker 6 (02:26:16):
He's like, don't do this, don't it's nuts.
Speaker 7 (02:26:19):
But if if you can convince yourself that you love
the house and you overlook Hanna And he was like,
don't do this. And that's why if I sell, I'll
just sell that as is man. You know what, That's
how I had to buy it. That's how you could
buy it. You're gonna buy what you're buying.
Speaker 2 (02:26:32):
Well, it's like for me, I'm like, I tell people,
I go I bought a house for my wife and kid,
not me.
Speaker 6 (02:26:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 7 (02:26:37):
I would have rented the rest of my life. House
is aspirational, right, so what are you gonna do?
Speaker 6 (02:26:42):
The only the only This was an emotional thing for me.
It was it was a relocation across the halfway across
the country with two young daughters, I wanted them to
be home. I wanted them to feel like, Hey, school
starts in two days. When we get there, this is
your house. You can come home, this is where you're
gonna do your homework. And of course we couldn't even
live there for two months. You know, it was just
it was stupid. I should have rented without question. But
(02:27:03):
I also didn't know anyone to ask. If I immediately
was on the show, I could be like, hey, Alan,
what do you think about this town? Oh? Cool? You know.
I didn't know anybody, so I was just like, I
screw it, I'll buy that out. I also would have
been zero used to you.
Speaker 7 (02:27:16):
By the way, that's what most people say, Hey what
do you think about many?
Speaker 10 (02:27:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:27:19):
I don't know. Yeah, sounds great, I don't know. Yeah
there's a house. I don't know. I saw it from
right I'll Doug was up my butt about it. She's like,
you know, you should live where I'm at. Everybody's butt
about everything. She's like, you should save my butt. Yesterday
about something else, she's like, why didn't you Why didn't
you look in uh? I forget where she is a
lake or something like that. Why didn't you I'm like,
I did look there. The house I looked at needed
(02:27:42):
a kitchen and three bathrooms redone, and they wanted like
five and change for it. I'm like, I can't live there. No, Nope,
So I don't know. I'm actually thinking about it now.
I'm kind of like in that the ducks could be
the last straw I think they are. I really really do, honestly,
Like you know what, man, if why not cat shin right,
put some money in the bank, rent the place for
(02:28:04):
until Cali graduates and then figure out what we're gonna do.
It's three years away.
Speaker 7 (02:28:07):
All those straws they end up breaking that Camel's back, Rob,
and then you got real problem this poor camel.
Speaker 2 (02:28:14):
Ola Senior. Allen hate the show.
Speaker 7 (02:28:18):
Frank says he's one of our many Latino listeners here
in Ohio. Rob wants Alan Cox Show stickers. We had
a Latino list but there's like sieta people on it,
so I don't know where that is. Yes, of course
I'm always happy to send stickers out. You can always
email Allen at Alan cooxhrore dot com. Thank you, Frank,
(02:28:38):
Gracias Allen Cox Show on.
Speaker 1 (02:28:41):
One hundred seven.
Speaker 6 (02:28:46):
Call the Alan Cox Show. It's for living out radio
workplace fantasies.
Speaker 2 (02:28:50):
And if I have to explain that to you, it's
clear you don't deserve it.
Speaker 8 (02:28:54):
One double.
Speaker 6 (02:28:56):
One double O seven.
Speaker 2 (02:29:08):
Three five on a text Alancoxshow dot com fi our
YouTube channel.
Speaker 7 (02:29:14):
If you want to watch Cavalier's big win in Detroit
last night for the Pistons, to the tune of what's
the math on that? One sixteen to ninety five. That's
a lot Calves go to three and one. Tomorrow night
they will be in Boston to play the Boston Celtics
and six thirty gonna be your pregame here on MMS
(02:29:35):
seven o'clock tip off the TD Garden on the buzzard
and also the iHeartRadio app. And then the Cavs will
host the Toronto Raptors on Halloween night. The Atlanta Hawks
will come to town on Sunday. Calves will stick around
to host Philly next Wednesday. So they're in town for
a good stretch. Dave you excited?
Speaker 6 (02:29:56):
You all right?
Speaker 7 (02:29:58):
Good glad to hear it. He's been unnaturally quiet today.
Buying a loaf of brad will be a lot cheaper
than a new house.
Speaker 6 (02:30:11):
I'm not buying a new house.
Speaker 7 (02:30:14):
Also, it's not a matter of just the ducks. Yeah,
I think you made it quite clear that there's other
things going on. And if this just fully understandable, this festering,
nagging displeasure over the house itself. Yes, the circumstances surrounding
(02:30:34):
the sale. Becky checked back in. Becky said earlier in
the show that Jeremiah, our buddy, Jeremiah Whidmer, who was
recently let go from Kiss FM, he was our competition
rob technically on opposite us.
Speaker 6 (02:30:50):
We don't have.
Speaker 2 (02:30:51):
Your only competition is yourself, right, That's how I think
of it.
Speaker 17 (02:30:55):
Hey, boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. I have to
apologize to Jeremiah. Of course I did not mean he
should be your phone screener. He should be a part
of your show. I only have thirty seconds and I
should have been clearer. So yes, anyone and everyone should
want Jeremiah on their radio station.
Speaker 6 (02:31:18):
And if it's with Alan Cox that would be awesome too.
Speaker 7 (02:31:22):
All right, bye, she's back, and he should be your
phone screen. He should be part of your show. We'll
tell you historically, the whole screen is part of the show. Hey,
we got enough sausage here, all right, and we can't
get a phone screener higher, we're gonna get a budget
for a third ass. Yeah, she's split in the difference. No,
(02:31:44):
we have someone we're trying to hire. Yeah, we've got someone.
She has been in the pipeline for a minute, just
trying to get the go ahead to bring on him
a minimum wage.
Speaker 6 (02:31:55):
Yeah, person, I don't know. I asked about it again today.
Speaker 9 (02:31:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:31:58):
Cool, I'm clearly a priority.
Speaker 6 (02:32:02):
Good to know.
Speaker 7 (02:32:04):
I'm not asking for a contract renegotiation here, trying to
get a phone.
Speaker 6 (02:32:08):
Screener in there. I'm doing so good at it. Well,
I thought that it would be a thing and they'd
be like, yeah, yeah, you know, why hire somebody. Rob's fantastic.
It is fired.
Speaker 11 (02:32:19):
Do you have it.
Speaker 2 (02:32:23):
I can't have Rob picking up phones in the middle
of the show.
Speaker 10 (02:32:27):
I know they know this.
Speaker 7 (02:32:28):
This is what I'm talking about. I'm not frustrated over that.
I'm frustrated because they know this.
Speaker 6 (02:32:34):
I know they know this.
Speaker 7 (02:32:35):
Of course they do dragging their feet for months because
I despite Rob want to hear me too, my own horn.
Speaker 6 (02:32:44):
Despite being a.
Speaker 7 (02:32:45):
Number one show fifteen plus years, despite generating immense amounts
of money for this radio station, I am not a priority,
and I don't need to be praying or even if
you can let me hang on your home career and
that would be nice. So anyway, we could pay them
(02:33:09):
less than minimum wage. Now that's a point of minimum wage,
like the old Chris Rock joke. Minimum wage means if
I could pay you less, I would, but it's illegal anyway,
thank you, Becky. No clarification needed, but thank you, Rob.
I'm on record he's being a big Jeopardy nerd although
the show. I really used to like Jeopardy because for
(02:33:32):
whatever reason, I felt like I got lucky just enough
to make myself feel smart. And now I don't know
if I the tipping point.
Speaker 6 (02:33:43):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 7 (02:33:45):
I don't know if other dumb crap has taken over
the important parts of my brain over the years. But
now I watch Jeopardy man and I'm oh, I'm lucky
to get a few, lucky to.
Speaker 6 (02:33:57):
Get a few.
Speaker 7 (02:34:00):
But the Jeopardy official Instagram account whoever does their social
media is fantastic. Yes, right, this is how you have
to get people paying attention the long time and pretty
buttoned up vibe of Jeopardy. Every other game show you
get way more money, and you gotta know way less.
(02:34:21):
You can make a ton of money on some crap
like Wheel of Fortune, right, good for them. Most of
these game shows you don't have to know that much.
Jeopardy is smart people. You gotta know a lot to
kill it on Jeopardy, even if you're a one. That's
why the people who keep winning over there are so
fascinating to me. You know, even if you won one night,
(02:34:46):
even if you were one and done, you're a Jeopardy champion.
You've bested two other smart people, and you got to
take all these preliminary tests to even get a call
from Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (02:34:57):
I've taken them. People go, you should go in a
game show.
Speaker 7 (02:35:02):
I would love to go on a game show, but
I would get my ass handed to me on Jeopardy.
You get these three nerds up there, and I say that,
by the way, with every iota of affection. You get
these three nerds up there, who could tell you, you know, oh,
Greek civilization and seven hundred BC tell you that. I
(02:35:25):
think you give them pictures of people in pop culture.
Speaker 5 (02:35:29):
If they got nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:35:31):
That's Samuel L.
Speaker 2 (02:35:32):
Jackson, No, no, no, I'm sorry, that's Kanye West.
Speaker 7 (02:35:37):
Yep, nope, yep, George Bush doesn't care about black people anyway.
The official Jeopardy Instagram account posted much ado about nutting
one with old Alex Trebek with one of their montages here.
That was one of their categories and one of their montage.
Speaker 6 (02:35:54):
Much ado about nothing. Let's go much ado about nutting
for one hundred police These nuts.
Speaker 16 (02:35:59):
These nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts.
Chop these nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts, these nuts,
these nuts, these nuts, cream butter and lots of these nuts.
Speaker 2 (02:36:13):
So good, right, whoever is over there and got the
go ahead to do that?
Speaker 6 (02:36:18):
Beautiful anybody here?
Speaker 7 (02:36:21):
I think they had to ask nuts hells, yes, yeah,
it's still Jeopardy or.
Speaker 6 (02:36:26):
Did you put it together? And it was so funny.
They were like all right, fine.
Speaker 7 (02:36:29):
Yeah, but somebody had to put that together. Oh you
mean before they did it.
Speaker 6 (02:36:32):
Yeah, just like they just put it together as like
a goof and then send it to someone. The guy's like,
that's pretty dmn funny. Should post that.
Speaker 7 (02:36:39):
I don't know, man, I think you're wasting a lot
of time if you don't get the go ahead before
you do it.
Speaker 6 (02:36:43):
Oh that was so good. Much Ado about nutting.
Speaker 7 (02:36:46):
Nutting because November is coming up begins Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:36:53):
I posted I don't remember if I posted.
Speaker 6 (02:36:55):
I think I did. I sent you the photo.
Speaker 7 (02:36:57):
I had my parent teacher conference last week with my
daughter's fourth a teacher, and there's a sign outside her
classroom that says no nut zone because kids have allergies.
Speaker 2 (02:37:05):
Right, Like, well, November is coming up.
Speaker 7 (02:37:09):
Although I in no way take part in no nut
November because I'm not a teenager. But yeah, so a
lot of people do. I realize it's what it's got
a legit thing. It's a testicular cancer awareness month or
something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:37:24):
Yeah, but again, you're not doing anything to raise awareness
for that if you're just not nutting. I just said,
not like I was from Boston. If you're not nutting
for a month, what is the benefit to oh? Okay, okay,
see I thought it was one of those things that
was for awareness of something. This is just a bunch
(02:37:44):
of guys who think that masturbation is gay. They're dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:37:48):
They're like, oh, you gotta not pop off all month?
What You're not a real man?
Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
If you put okay, fine, well one of them, you would.
You wouldn't be here if your dad you know, was
doing this all the time. No shave November was the other.
Maybe that's what I'm thinking for something. Okay, so then
no nut November came from that.
Speaker 6 (02:38:10):
Yeah, yeah, I would. I would never do that. I would.
You think I'm a dick, now, yeah, imagine a month
of that. I would be.
Speaker 7 (02:38:20):
I would strangle someone by day ten. I mean, listen,
I put in the category of people who who can't.
Speaker 6 (02:38:30):
How do I put this?
Speaker 7 (02:38:32):
People for whom moderation escapes them? Right, So many people
operate at the extremes. We see that in every area
of modern life. Now, people who operate in the extremes.
These guys who came to the conclusion that since they
can't stop masturbating for whatever reason, or they're watching too
much porn or whatever it is, they're so far in
(02:38:54):
that direction.
Speaker 2 (02:38:55):
They're like, I have to go in the exact opposite direction.
Speaker 7 (02:38:58):
I can't I can't modulate my impulses to the extent
where it's just a hobby and once you're in it,
you're in it. They go, Nope, it's got to be
see some big thing where they you know, start these
online things about like, well, you play yourself too much.
Speaker 6 (02:39:15):
It's gay what are you high?
Speaker 7 (02:39:20):
Like for a lot of these dudes, that's all you've
got because you're not getting laid well.
Speaker 6 (02:39:24):
You like playing with wieners, gay boy, if you.
Speaker 7 (02:39:26):
Had some hot chick come up to you in the
middle of November, you're gonna go sorry, it's no, not November. Nope, No,
these are dudes who Yeah, big, big sacrifice when you're
not actually getting any human contact.
Speaker 2 (02:39:43):
I'm painting with a broad brush here, of course, but still,
I mean.
Speaker 7 (02:39:47):
It still is, but it's still there's like a real
like podcast bro vibe to it that I don't care for.
Speaker 2 (02:39:58):
I'm a big fan of jerking off. Yeah, that's why
it's so easy to do.
Speaker 6 (02:40:03):
It's right. There got nothing to do. You got twenty
minutes to yourself. Eh, what can I do? I guess
I'll have a wank. Hey, guess what, I have a
a wank? I guess.
Speaker 8 (02:40:18):
Um.
Speaker 6 (02:40:20):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (02:40:22):
Ellen Becky said should have instead of should have.
Speaker 7 (02:40:26):
I didn't catch that, but nevertheless, she wanted to clarify
her thoughts on Jeremiah and I appreciate that. But the
Jeopardy nuts, boy, they got me. That's beautiful. I had
some kids corner, but there's a kid, speaking of smart
(02:40:47):
kids as a kid who won some huge prize, some
science prize, because he got where is this some teenage
kid create something. I always loved those stories because I'm
so envious of people who science really speaks to them.
I kind of look at it from just the perspective
(02:41:08):
of an observer, somebody who's really interested in it, but
so much of the depth of it is beyond me.
Speaker 6 (02:41:19):
But a kid invented something very anticlimactic, and I apologize.
I thought I had it. I thought I had it
in my clips. I don't know a kid invented something. Ah,
(02:41:40):
come on, man, like a teen scientist. I like those No, no, no, anyway, all.
Speaker 7 (02:41:50):
Right, we're talking about Pittsburgh before Today is the sixth
and the ver three of the Pittsburgh Sinkhole. That's when
that buss went into the giant sinkhole in downtown Pittsburgh.
They are also concerned there because a kid allegedly got
cocaine in his trigger treat bag. Now, I didn't realize
people were already trick or treating. Didn't know that this
(02:42:12):
was happening. I know that there's a lot of you know,
places that will do it early or whatever. They must
have been doing it this past weekend, and a Pittsburgh
family says that their kid that's somewhere along the trick
or treat route that a kid got cocaine in his bag.
Speaker 6 (02:42:35):
Alert check your kids, candy check you know what they
bring home before they eat it.
Speaker 13 (02:42:40):
Make sure you throw anything away that's opened or unrecognizable.
Speaker 6 (02:42:44):
Just throw it away. It's not worth you know.
Speaker 14 (02:42:46):
The problem Ingram Police Chief Jack Dougherty says the child
who found the cocaine in their treat bag was trick
or treating here with four other Saturday, but no one
else in their group found drugs in their bag. Dougherty
says tracking down where it came from can be tough.
He says their trigger treating on Saturday before Halloween is
always busy, but this year, he says, it was more
(02:43:08):
packed than he has ever seen it. So, he says
slipping the drugs into.
Speaker 2 (02:43:11):
The yeah, because kids knew that.
Speaker 7 (02:43:13):
The word got around that there was coke being handed out,
then it got super busy.
Speaker 6 (02:43:17):
This can't be right.
Speaker 2 (02:43:19):
They better talk to a local insurer. It'll act that
parents need to look out for.
Speaker 7 (02:43:24):
I'd hope it was an accident and i wouldn't hope
that nobody's deliberately trying to give that away to kids.
Speaker 6 (02:43:29):
That's not a good thing.
Speaker 7 (02:43:30):
But the chief hearing a hot take, bro, Yeah, that
was nice. Hey, try to give away cocaine.
Speaker 6 (02:43:36):
I'd hope it was an accident.
Speaker 7 (02:43:38):
Hey, which hass was that? I don't get up there
just to give him a piece of my mind? Give
him what fur which?
Speaker 1 (02:43:44):
Hauss?
Speaker 7 (02:43:44):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:43:45):
That one up there.
Speaker 7 (02:43:46):
We knew something was up when little Jaden covered the
entire neighborhood in eleven minutes. You know, there's a lot
of hills up there and normally takes in the better
part of the evening. Cocaine in the Halloween bag.
Speaker 6 (02:43:58):
That can't be right.
Speaker 7 (02:44:00):
And you've had cops pull up on somebody convinced they
had cocaine and it turns out to be like baking
soda or some.
Speaker 6 (02:44:06):
Crap like that.
Speaker 7 (02:44:10):
But yet, listen, the thought process remains sound. You got
a kid that's gonna be trick or treating, be on
the lookout for cocaine, pins and razors in your apples.
That's old and busted. The new hotness is just putting
coke in your hand and then telling that kid, now
(02:44:35):
how they asked the kid if perhaps he was some
kind of courier. And everybody's looking at this, clutching their pearls.
Nobody's talking to the kid.
Speaker 6 (02:44:45):
You notice that.
Speaker 7 (02:44:48):
That would be the move is you're a guy up
the hill there, ingram Pa. This is just due west
of downtown Pittsburgh, ingram Pa.
Speaker 6 (02:44:57):
You got this kid?
Speaker 7 (02:44:59):
You know, it's like when Henry Hill starts parking cars
for the mob first half hour of good Fellas. Yeah, everybody,
Oh my god, there's a You got to figure out
who dropped cocaine into little Timmy's bag.
Speaker 2 (02:45:11):
What if Timmy is a courier?
Speaker 6 (02:45:14):
About that?
Speaker 7 (02:45:17):
What if he's like the neighborhood El Chopo, he's junior
el Chopo?
Speaker 6 (02:45:24):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (02:45:26):
Nobody looks at the kid, And that's the genius of it.
Even the kid knows.
Speaker 6 (02:45:32):
They're not gonna ask me. I'm eight, Chapo Rito, I'm
just learning my times tables.
Speaker 2 (02:45:39):
I don't know how to work a scale.
Speaker 6 (02:45:41):
Little Choppo.
Speaker 7 (02:45:42):
They'd have to put the I O on the end
of his Yes, little chop Oh, yeah Chapoto, yeah, Il Chaparrito.
Speaker 6 (02:45:50):
A new series on Telemundo.
Speaker 7 (02:45:53):
Hell and you guys were talking about all the exotic meats,
except all the meat prices are going through the roof.
Don't buy the nonsense, by the way, coming out of
the White House about how grocery prices they've gone down
nine hundred percent, You dope, prices on everything are still
going up, and the deli meat prices rob through the roof. Yeah,
(02:46:15):
that's what they're talking about, right, And you know, you know,
Tuesdays when I get my weekly deli meats, I load up.
People think I'm worried about food. Fine, but today's the
day and I got to tell you firsthand experience, and
I don't get much. I'll reach of my list. I
(02:46:35):
get a pound of PISTRAMI I get okay, so the
oven ROAs and turkey right then, slice robed, not shaved.
Speaker 6 (02:46:46):
Just a touch above shaved. You can keel a slice
without having it a little landing street. Good good.
Speaker 2 (02:46:53):
I get five pounds of that. I get a pound
of p that's from my nightly melon, and shootou platter rock.
Speaker 6 (02:47:00):
You gotta get the department. Yeah, get that twice is expensive, right,
nineteen ninety pound. I get a brick a Dutch loaf.
Speaker 7 (02:47:09):
Oh good man, I get two bricks olive loaf, yep,
A dozen links at Chariso. Oh nice, it's my weekly order.
You're gonna tell me Deli meat prices have gone up?
Speaker 6 (02:47:20):
I know you've done with you all done with the mortadella. Yeah,
I and go back.
Speaker 7 (02:47:24):
Oh jeez, yeah, you don't have to tell me Deli meat.
I get all that every week normally, it's not that bad.
This morning when I way up get my weekly meats,
six d and three dollars, said Christ, I'm telling you
this rate, I'm not gonna be able to uh, you
know what happened to you in the caviar budget. Yeah,
(02:47:45):
that's what's gonna happen to me and my briguote budget.
Put brush shoot. Yeah yeah, not to mention, the melons
ain't cheap either. And that's the other half for my
nightly melon in a b platter. I gotta have them
both there. I got my Cottage cheese and my Kiwi
on the side.
Speaker 6 (02:48:06):
What are you doing about the Mozell free night before?
Speaker 10 (02:48:07):
I bet?
Speaker 6 (02:48:08):
What what are you doing about the motarel? You're buying more?
Speaker 2 (02:48:11):
I don't do that talking about I get the giant
balls for the.
Speaker 6 (02:48:17):
The bulls. I got the giant balls I'm not.
Speaker 2 (02:48:20):
Messing with that.
Speaker 7 (02:48:23):
If I'm gonna spend this much money on my weekly
deli meat run, Rob, I can't be making capraises on
the side.
Speaker 2 (02:48:30):
I got a garden full of basil. The hell am
I gonna do with that?
Speaker 7 (02:48:35):
Hey, listen, I didn't mean that, surely didn't mean about
my weekly shopping.
Speaker 6 (02:48:44):
But who you think you're talking to? Tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:48:47):
Prices are up?
Speaker 5 (02:48:48):
Hell?
Speaker 6 (02:48:48):
Yeah hmm.
Speaker 7 (02:48:50):
Now, so now got to look at my weekly list
to figure out what I can cut. I guess I'll
go down to one brick of olive flow. Yeah, or
you could try to switch over completely. I mean I
I can go with like a different type of loaf.
Speaker 2 (02:49:05):
Perhaps, Yeah, there aren't that many loaves.
Speaker 6 (02:49:10):
You can go like a liverwurst.
Speaker 3 (02:49:12):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:49:13):
No, I was thinking of swapping out my churisa for
brunch fire.
Speaker 6 (02:49:16):
But I'm not doing that either. Well, you can't get
rid of churry. No, I can't get a no you're
not a savage. Nope.
Speaker 7 (02:49:23):
I mean half of that year I use internally cut.
You cut somewhere else to make your charizo budget. Last,
maybe I'll get four pounds of a roasta turkey No.
Speaker 6 (02:49:34):
Five. Somebody wrote the chet Jesus five pounds Jesus got almighty.
Speaker 7 (02:49:42):
Yes, yes, yeah, pounds weekly weekly. I gotta get my protein, rob,
I gotta get my protein.
Speaker 6 (02:49:49):
And the crazy thing is you're e fast, so fast
that you're not ever getting slimy and throwing any away.
Speaker 7 (02:49:57):
Oh I get slimy. Oh I get slimmy. The meat don't,
But I do in betwixt the yam. Yes, And now
I must leave you as the Brady bunch is on,
and I find four of those children incredibly arousing. Get
at it.
Speaker 4 (02:50:14):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet. Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:50:34):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is watching.
Speaker 18 (02:50:40):
You, and will all narratives. Remember obedience paid. And when
you watch that davy screen, remember it works both ways.
You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 4 (02:50:59):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Big Brother is watching you.
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