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Speaker 7 (01:12):
Howdy howdy, good afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
My name is Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. I
appreciate it. Say hi to Rob Anthony, he's here too.
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Speaker 2 (02:10):
Dot com.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
I ran into a relative of a former friend of
the show last night. We used to have a young man,
drunk Mike Junior, who, of course, as the name implies,
was the son of drunk Mike Senior, both of whom
used to call in quite a bit back in the day.
We did a bit years ago called the Lush Connection
where drunk Mike Junior we hooked him up with a

(02:34):
young woman who went by Honey Jackie and she will
check in occasionally. But the two of them spent a
wild few days together locked in a room like Ashley
Judd and Mike Shannon and Bug and just who knows
what was going on there. And then drunk Mike Junior
passed away some years ago. I ran into his nephew

(02:57):
last night, who was a cop downtown. He's like, hey,
years ago I brought my I brought my uncle in
for Lush Connection. Well, rip drunk, Mike Jr. I don't
know if that show.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
I don't think Lush Connection ever shows up in the
sum of shows anymore. But it was a good while
it lasted. We did it one time. We were kind
of one and done with Lush Connection. But it was
fun while it lasted, and it was nice to hear
somebody talking about drunk Mike Junior. I would just at
the top of the show, Rob like to speaking of

(03:33):
things that were with us and now are gone. I
would like to, you know, I like to start the
show in a high note. Today I simply can't do that.
I had another Celsia stolen out of the fridge.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Rob, No, No, you did not did well you know what,
hot on the heels.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
There's part of this for me where my mind immediately
starts doing a bit of math and they've got the
corporate swinging at iHeart again. We lost three people here
in Cleveland. We lost our good friend Mike Peacock, who
was the very tall man you'd probably see with us
at most of our appearances. He was a promotions assistant,

(04:15):
very diligent and golly, I mean to let him go.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
They must have been paying him two.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Million dollars a year probably Golly, who knows our friend
Jeremiah who was on opposite us next door kiss FM. Yeah,
that was that sucks. They go, well, we have one
live guy on this radio station. Let's get rid of him.
But whatever. So in my brain, and then a guy
who was doing part time at WTAM, in my mind,

(04:40):
I go, Okay, in any given week, there are fewer
and fewer people working not only for this company, but
specifically for this cluster. And I thought, well, not that
I suspected any of those three people of being involved,
but I thought, well, those are three fewer people that

(05:01):
could potentially lift something of mine out of the fridge
unless one of them, thinking ahead using that logic, unless
one of them, on their way out, was like.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
F you yeah, maybe not even knowing it was mine.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Now, I assume that none of these people actually stepped
foot into work. I assume they were called at home
and were like, yeah, I don't need you to come back.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I don't know how they do it, but I think
that's pretty much right.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
I remember years ago and I got like, go in Pittsburgh.
The general manager screamed at me, it's office. Oh it
was great because I was blowing up some plans they
had that they didn't want anybody to know.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
And oh god, he.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Got in my face.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It was the best. I'm like, okay, i'll see you later,
good luck with all that. Take care now, bye bye,
then bye bye. I'm going back home in Chicago.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
But yeah, a lot of times it's you know, you
find out second or third hand. But like I said,
upon a new instance of me missing a beverage, I thought, well, golly,
we're down three people here. But again, I would have never,
in a million years even thought of two of the
people I know quite well. The third person I don't

(06:19):
really know at all, but I'll throw them in with
the three.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Right.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
I wouldn't have suspected any of those people of doing it,
Which means rob that even though we are diminished in
our staff here by three people, whoever is remaining is
the culprit. Yeah, it means which concludes the person you
suspect absolutely, and that now now it's confirmed. Now I
know that's who it is. Oh, we don't know who

(06:44):
it is.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
I know now that that's who it is. Without question
the fact that it happened. And let's talk about the
size of the balls this person has. By the way,
that the day after we just can three people, you
start stealing stuff again.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I gotta tell you I have come grudging respect for
this person.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Oh no, because they're doing it. I mean they are
dancing between a rain drops. Boy, I don't happen to
walk into the kitchen and see somebody guzzling mice elsius
like oops.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
It happens without me.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
No, And I'm here all day, Rob, I'm here from
eight thirty in the morning, say seven o'clock at night.
So now, granted, the bulk of that time I'm hold
up in my cave here either putting the show together
or performing the show. So granted, I'm not making a
lot of You can get a lot past me out

(07:36):
there in the suite. But you think the law of
averages would dictate that I might. I might have some information?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Did uh? And I don't. Did you put that in
the fridge today in the fridge this morning? Okay? And
so between it was peach raspberry, peach raspberry. Okay. Again,
you don't have to go all Sherlock Holmes on this. No, no, no,
I don't have to. I already I know we're good.

(08:06):
What does that mean? Are you setting a trap? Is absolutely? Absolutely?
How are you going to set a trap? If I
say it, that person will know if they're listening to well,
believe me, this person knows I'm onto them. Oh, they
do without without questions. How are you on to them?
And I'm not because I throw little breadcrumbs out there

(08:27):
when I talk about this person on the air.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
You engage in misinformation to see if it comes back
around then you know who.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
And this is why I said yesterday or the last
time this came up, that hey, we have fewer and
fewer people, so eventually this person is just going to
raise their hand. This person's raised their hand, and now
I'm gonna slap it.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
But what if it's different people?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Not?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
What if the person you suspect did take one, just
not this one?

Speaker 9 (08:56):
Oh he did guaranteed, guaranteed. Wow, And when there are
four people that work in this building, I know it's
literally down to RMG and us. You didn't steal it, Mark,
it's yours. Yeah, I didn't steal it. I come and
I sit.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Right here with you. Got it in.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
I didn't remove it I introduced it into the environment
of the fridge. Yeah, and I put it right next
to my meals. I have my meals stacked there in
the fridge. Now, again they didn't have my name on them,
but clearly it's a person's food because they're all stacked,
they're all uniform, they're all in the same kind of container, right,
and then next to that my beverage.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
And yesterday, did you see they brought in food again
Penn Station. Yeah, which I think, Hey, thank you very nice.

Speaker 9 (09:42):
I never, ever, ever, ever eat that stuff when it
comes in because by the time I get here, it
looks like everyone has slipped at least two fingers inside
of each sandwich.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Every single time I had a cookie.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Those are basically individually cookies are dynamite.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
But when you walk into hers, like everyone finger to sandwich,
Like why would you eat this? Well, no, I think
those were individually wrapped. No, no, no, they weren't.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
No, they were like all just sort of sitting on
top of the flatter. And then someone took them all
and put them into one platter. So I mean someone
finger sandwich there and then like, oh yeah, I eat
more of these guys.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Maybe they fingered them and then individually wrapped them.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
And I guarantee you Celsius Steeler probably ate six of
those sandwiches yesterday.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well, there are plenty of them. I didn't have any.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Again, all I had was one cookie, and those are small,
but I was powerless in front of it. And yeah,
so anyway, I don't have my suspicions. All I have
is what you tell me. And you seem using, Vince unvinced.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, wow, got a nice guy here in the chat.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
Bernie says, you and you are rich, Allan and Rob
who cares stop crying about five dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Bernie clearly has never worked a day in his life. Well,
first of all, never worked in the communal place. I
don't know what Bernie dies. I can assure you I'm
not rich. And by the way, I'm not really complaining
I've said this. I'm like, look, it truly is not
the end of the world. But at this point it's
so egregious that it makes me laugh. Now, oh see,
because I'm like, I'm the I know it makes you
white hot. It's like, because you're stealing from people you

(11:16):
work with, I know, it doesn't matter. It could be
a thing of altoids. I know you take a mint
off my desk. I'm getting pissed.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
I understand it's the principle of it. I'm just taking
a wider view that at this point, when I open
the fridge door, uh, excited to consume my beverage, Rob,
it has been brought back into the community.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
And any follow up statement to that is grow and
sell weed. Thank you, Bernie. That's that's also very helpful.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I sell weed.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
This is where we start today. Yeah, all right, well listen,
it's a growth industry, so good for you, Bernie. Imagine, Bernie,
if somebody was stealing the weed out of your out
of your office or something.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh, your profits are going away.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
They were taking your stash, grow up, grow some more.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
What's that? What's the saying about smoking your own don't
get high in your own supplyss right, it's I always
got high on my ownty. Yeah, of course, who sticks
to that. I don't know who's.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Smoke every day. The Allen Cox Show on one.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
MS, authors say to write what you.

Speaker 10 (12:20):
Knows, which is why he remains unpublished.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
How can you know nothing about anything? Alan Cox was
absolutely nothing. On one hundred point seven w MMS. I
got a text from Leah, she goes. You know you can.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
Buy food storage transparent boxes that have a combination lock on.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm sure you can. They're at Walmart dot com. I
looked in the break.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
You shouldn't have to, I know, that's what I said.
It's only nineteen bucks. Uh, anyway, take up for that
in a week. With the way you're celsius do, maybe something.
I'll keep my gun in there, I'll keep my lunch
in there. Uh, you'll get my celsius when you pry
it from my cold dead transparent food storage box with

(13:11):
combination lock.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
Now, the only reason I would say to buy that
is because the sheer size of it alone is obnoxious. Like,
you put it in there, it's going to take up
ninety eight percent of that refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Like that's so great. I wouldn't get a huge one.
Oh no, no, get that biggest West believe I'm thinking to
get in one.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Now.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Why is this one one hundred and twenty five dollars
refrigerator lock box with key lock, clear acrylic? Why is
that one hundred twenty five dollars? And the one at
Walmart dot com, which is much bigger, is eighteen dollars
and thirty three cents.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Maybe this one actually works.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Oh, although this one looks way easier to break into
with the key, doesn't it, Like just stick something there?

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Heavy duty refrigerator, food organizer bin.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I'll get the huge combination one for twenty bucks.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
I want to take, like, take a glass shelf out
of that fridge and slide that bitch.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
And I'm not trying to jam up anybody else's. It's
not my refrigerator. I'm just asking for one small area of.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It to take the thing. I good bye.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Sorry, Al, do you think keeping Keith supplied with Celsias
is what's keeping you employed?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, not him.

Speaker 7 (14:21):
I'm what's keeping him employed? All right, what do you
want from me? That's why we're here.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, and uh yeah, it's not him.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
And again it always comes back. And at the risk
of sounding like a broken record, it's not Rob. Rob's
not trolling me and putting up a facade.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
That would be awesome if it had been you the
whole time, Stand and clap like that Shilah buff meme.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
That would be me. Alan, Celsia is ain't cheap. If
they steal anymore, it's gonna become a felony. Well again,
I'm not trying to get anyone in trouble.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
Am.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
I just want what I put in there to remain
in there until I take it back out. That's what
I would ask anyone. What's worse these insufferable ransom rob
or Allan's pronunciation of taco bell? Well, I told this
person both are absolutely correct. Taco bell is the proper

(15:19):
way to pronounce that. That place you want the emphasis
on the first word. There are many many kinds of bell.
There's a bike bell, there's a door bell, there's boxing bell,
and there's taco bell, and so taco bell is the
way that you're supposed to be pronouncing. I'm not hearing
what you're saying wrong or not wrong, But I say

(15:41):
taco bell. People want the emphasis on bell because that's
how it's most frequently said. I say taco bell because
in my mind it's that kind of bell, it's a
taco bell.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
But I don't think there's emphasis on either word. It's
taco bell.

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Well, according to this person, it's insufferable. They are they
are on able to suffer through it.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
And so is he talking about because I bitched about
Eddie Vedder's hat, is that my rant? Or because I
bitched about your celsius. I'm listen. We established the day
that I got here.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I am a dick, and this just gives me the
opportunity to dive deeper into things that piss me off.
The ducks.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
That's not me ranting, that's explaining to you things that
piss me off. If it comes up and we're talking
about it, what am I gonna say?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Oh, yeah, there was some ducks in my yard, alum,
but it's not worth talking about right on this talk show.

Speaker 9 (16:33):
Oh that person stole your celsius. Gee, that's no big deal.
Just buy another one. No, you talk about what you know?

Speaker 7 (16:39):
And I know, anger, Ellen, what did they just steal
your locked lunch box again?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
That would be kudos.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
That would be more difficult to get out unseen.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
But if you do it, kudos, I mean, you know again.
But there Listen.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
There are times, however, where there's no one here. I've
been the only person in this entire place on a
Saturday morning on a when was it Sunday night? Because
I parked here and walked to the rock Hall for
our rush thing and so obviously walk back and not
only is there no one here, the lights are off right,

(17:16):
not a soul. So given that situation, somebody could walk in.
Anyone with access that's also walk in, grab anything they
want and split.

Speaker 9 (17:26):
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday after five. There is a
not a syningle soul in this place either except us.
I mean we're here right, No, that's how you know
it's not me stealing?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Keep your eyes on me? Yeah? Is the emphasis on
foo or fighters? Who fighters? This depends on whose. Ladies
and gentlemen who fighters?

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Flightays and gentlemen fighters.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Kers for walking, you'd put it on fighters for fighters?
Is the emphasis on foo?

Speaker 7 (17:58):
I say foo fighters because again there are many kinds
of fighters. Those are foo fighters. But there's so many
things that do not require an explanation. It's just how
you speak. There's a difference between something requiring an explanation
and these maniacs wanting one. Those are two very different things.

(18:20):
But nevertheless, how about those Chicago.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Bulls boo they listen, it's preseason? Who cares?

Speaker 7 (18:29):
But the first two preseason games are Cavs Bulls. Last
night they beat him by one point. It was a
close game. It was one eighteen to one to seventeen,
and it was just as much about the Cavaliers fumbling
a bit than the Bulls that you know, nobody was
setting in the world on fire, but a good game.
The Cavs go to Chicago to play the Bulls tomorrow
night at the United Center, and then your regular season

(18:52):
will begin against the Knicks, I think in New York
on the twenty second of this month. Speaking of Cleveland teams,
of course, the reason that the Guardians are no longer
in the postseason is because of the Detroit Tigers. So
it would probably give you, as a Guardians fan, no
small amount of joy to know that the Tigers are

(19:13):
currently being bent over by the Seattle man. They're winning
that series two to one. I think last night's game
was like eight to one or something was the final.
And Cal Rowley hits the first postseason homer, and I
think it was his sixty first home run on the
season for the Seattle Mariners, and it is caught by
a guy with a shirt that says dump here, number

(19:38):
sixty one. That's the guy who catches the home run
goes right. I mean he kind of bounces off the
wall a little bit, but this guy gets it right
in the numbers.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
It's the fastball up in.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
A way that sound fastball.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
That sound try to do anything too much, just the
guy and then dump here number sixty one.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
He literally has a shirt that says dump here, homepile words,
and he got the home run on now listen, Under
any other circumstances, you would not want to be somebody
wearing a shirt that says dump here, because people are
going to make their jokey jokes right right. They're gonna
be like, oh, you know what I'm talking about. But

(20:20):
he got the ball, got a home run ball. But
the Mariners are currently making short work of the Detroit.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
Tigers, and the Yankees stole one yesterday from the Blue
Jays in the Bronx, Right, I guarantee you tonight the
Blue Jays win and win big.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:37):
Oh, I just I think that just annoyed them a
little bit because their bats weren't. I mean, they they
still scored six runs, right yeah, but twenty three runs
in the first two games to the Yankees eight. I
have to assume the Yankees are in trouble tonight back
in Toronto, Oh yeah, nine to six last night the final.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Yeah, the night before was thirteen to seven one the
night before that attend to one, so any who, Uh,
it's best of five, of course, but Blue Jays are
my only remaining team in the postseason, and so I'm
paying attention to them.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
And I'm obviously a Seattle fan for this series without question.
I don't against the Tigers.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, I can't root for Detroit.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
No Tigers of my wife's team. And I kind of
had to wear that jersey for a while too when
I was on there. But I would uh, since the
Tigers knocked the Guardians out, I would like the Seattle
Mariners to make short work of them as well.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Backing up my things, I'm going to ball.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
It was ever met a girl? Money?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
No, I'm all high, I wed and belvi that's the
plays Ryan plan to settle down and listen to the
rhythm of the down. Speaking of dump here, Rob, it
is National parogi Day the Trump administration.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
I don't want that. Yeah, National perogi Day? How about that?
For people who enjoy those, I'm not one of those people.
But of course they're beloved all throughout the Midwest and.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Love agi because it's it's too much. Oh, it's the best.
You gotta get them. They gotta be thin dough. Oh,
so good to much. I'm due to make them. We're
staying home for Thanksgiving this year, so I'll probably make
them between that, like Thanksgiving and Christmas time, and then
bring them with me back home for Christmas.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Oh good, good for me. Where do you normally go
for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
That you're saying?

Speaker 9 (22:47):
Last year, we just rented a house in the Finger
Lakes and my best friend and we talked about doing
that again. And I'm like, you know what if I'm
traveling to Massachusetts and Rhode Island for Christmas. This is
the first year with Caitlin being away, you know, for college,
and I'm like, when she's home, let's just do Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I was gonna say, she's coming home, yeah, and uh,
and then for Christmas we're gonna go home. So I'm like,
you know what, let's just take that time, make an
extended trip out of it. Squissy mis pat.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
So I make I make, I make to the two right,
I've told you this before, the cabbage and I make
the potato and cheese.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
The cabbage ones will give you the toots. The potato
and cheese. He is at the beginning of that, give
you the toots. Oh okay, well, yeah, you got to
put the capoosta in there. Man, you gotta have the cabbage.

(23:42):
Cabbage and what are you doing with.

Speaker 11 (23:46):
That?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Goes into a little salt pork, sour crown, some cabbage,
lots of good stuff.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
Brogi is the plural form of a word that means
little ears yum. What's more appetizing than that?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
These like a little ease.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
They get the bake in mouthwatering delicious. I realize regionally
and otherwise I am in a distinct minority on the
perogy situation.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
But it is a national perogy day. So when I
make them, if I bring you some while you try them.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
I've completely I guess, not like I've never had parogis.
That's how I know I don't care for them. If
you brought some of yours, of course, I would all
right to be courteous, and I would tell you they
were the most amazing thing.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh you wouldn't.

Speaker 9 (24:32):
You wouldn't You wouldn't be honest. Well, I'm not gonna
do it. If you're not honest. I want you to
be like, Oh, I still hate No, they're probably great.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
I'm just saying fundamentally, the perogy as an item of
food is not anything I'm drawn to.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I know, you can judge them up. They've cheese, some
people are fruit in them, you know.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Okay, you know there's a lot of butter and dough
and there's things that I'm not.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
You know, just not a huge fan of the potato
delivery system. Them being a Pirogi. I mean cabbage, It's fine, Yeah,
I'm not. I'm not lacking in cabbage in my diet,
you know what I'm saying. I could have cheese in
any variety, but like potato and onion, and it's too much.

(25:18):
It's too much is ground meat and fruit.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
Maybe you make a ground you make a ginger seracha,
ground beef and peach Pirogi, and I will put that
thing in every orifice of my body.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
Never made any The only two flavors I've ever done
are those two. I've only done potato and cheese and cabbage.
My grandmother would make. She'd make blueberry and prune and
all that, the two big ones.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I just made a new batch of my cabbage and
prune pig to separate. My grandfather loved those prune ones.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
Man, and he was the most regular man you would
ever meet in your life. Old John he would head
to the can every single morning at like five point
fifty yeah, and hit pitches only dogs could hear for
about forty five minutes yep. And then he'd come out
and his day was good.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
To go back out with his pants pulled up to
his teets, and the whole day was ahead of him,
ready to go outside. Is living his best life, Living
his best life, cleared everything that he was going to
do for the rest of the day from a bowel perspective,
out of the way in that first half hour of
his day. Bowel perspective, Dude, I would let me add
that to the list of potential band names. We would

(26:30):
vacation with them.

Speaker 9 (26:30):
Sometimes we'd go up to like a Kadia State Park
in Maine, and there we would rent, you know, he'd
rent a little cottage or something like that. So it
would be myself, my brother, my parents, and my grandparents,
you know, and they'd have a room, and then my
brother and I would sleep out in the living room
on cots.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
My parents would have a room.

Speaker 9 (26:46):
And in these particular cottages, the ceiling didn't go all
the way to the roof, right, They were just sort
of like half things that separated different parts of the house.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Log cabin partitions.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Right.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
So my grandfather's bowel experiences each day of our vacation
were a shared experience.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
It wasn't it wasn't him taking a dump. It was
him inviting us into his world.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
For a half an hour. You were his guest in
the bathroom, that's no matter where you and he would
sit down and he'd do his and my grand my grandfather.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
He was a Pennsylvania Polish, so he had like he
had his little accent when he'd say certain things. He'd
you know, I gotta go get these beetles outside the
eating up all my flowers. Right, That's how my grandfather.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Took Yeah, and he would he would.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
He would sit down and eat. Harry go here he comes,
and he'd sit down and then you would just hear
a little bit of and then it would go and
then it would and then he'd be hitting the high garls.
The dogs be tipping their head sideways because only they
could hear things he was doing.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was and it was a symphony for about a
half an hour.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
There was no outhouse situation that he could avail himself of.
Everyone involved had to be Nope, because it's close quarters
so everyb tight quarters rather so everybody's within earshot.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh, pap, pap destroying the loo.

Speaker 9 (28:02):
Yeah, and my and my my dad would sleep through anything.
My mother I could hear her laughing from the other room,
so then my brother and I would start laughing.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Listen to Grandpa. I wonder if he's gonna get every
morning five fifty boom, hear the door. Here he comes here,
gives hurry good morning. It was like it was like
a kind of alarm.

Speaker 5 (28:20):
It was.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
It was in lieu of like a rooster crowing in
the back. It was your grandfather taking his morning constitution.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
And you just imagine how beautiful it is too. Like
you wake up right like, I mean, you're waking up
to that, so that's not great. But you open up
your eyes and you look outside and you're looking at this,
I mean, the most beautiful state park you could possibly fathom.
It's just trees for as far as you can see,
and ocean and just beyond beautiful.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
And because the air is bowl.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
I was gonna say, because the air inside the cabin
was so terrible, you wanted to get outside and enjoy
nature's magicsty.

Speaker 9 (28:53):
Oh yeah, And then we would just all lay there
and laugh. My mom would come in laughing with us.
She'd sit with us, and my dad would still be sleeping.
My mother would go, you hear your father this morning?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
No, what happened?

Speaker 9 (29:02):
The same thing that happened yesterday, dad, And the day
before that and the day before that.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
You know what happened?

Speaker 12 (29:06):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Everybody every day is laughing at every day.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
And you come out, good morning, Good morning everybody, everybody.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You see those beatles outside and then they go in and
do his thing, just blow it up?

Speaker 13 (29:23):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Is it bad? If there's blood like dark dark blood?
Is that bad? Is it bad?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I mean, like it's like black. The blood is black,
that's probably red. Is that okay? Great?

Speaker 7 (29:33):
That sounds fresh? Okay, all right, it sounds not fresh.
That's the problem. You gotta look in at it.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
So anyway, National Parogy Day is today. I'm sure anyone
hearing me now knows this, but uh listen.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
You know the Guardians games, they have a hot dog racist.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
I was a Pirates season ticket holder for many years,
and they have parogi races at the home games. Right,
So the parogis that I enjoy were the ones I
would root for at Bucos, Games, Bacon, Bert Halapanohannah sauer
Kraut Saul.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Those were my people. Those are the ones I want.
Souer Kraut Saul sounds problematic.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Potato Pete sauer Kraut Saw sounds problematic.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I mean a little bit.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
I never heard anybody complain about Cheese Chester or Oliver
Onion the Allen.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Carr Show on one hundred seven, call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 14 (30:34):
Because he's my best friend, He's my pow, he's my homeboy,
my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
Two seven eight one double O seven or one three
four eighty one double O seven.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Ah, take me home tonight?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Ohide read Yeah, fat bottom guys. You make the rocking
wall around.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
How's reading costco is gonna start selling ozempit.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, and we go V.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
I didn't realize a lot of people that are on
these GLP ones. I didn't realize that you can't just
jump from one to another.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Somebody was talking about this.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
They were like, oh, if you're on one, you gotta
get clearance from whoever is prescribing it for you or whatever.
You I guess they're just it's like not a lateral
move I don't know anything about them, but somebody who
has been on them was telling me that, Yeah, it's
definitely not an interchangeable thing. I thought they were. I
thought if you were on one, you could get on it.
It was I thought it was just all these different

(31:44):
companies competing against each other, but with the same.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
Formula or whatever. I'm on a small dose with one
of them. That's part of what I'm doing with mentality.
So I have a small dose of semiglue tide that
goes along with the testosterone castment therapy that I'm doing. Okay,
and I mean, I will tell you man, it does
as advertise what it's supposed to do like it's supposed to.
It slows your digestion down right, so you feel full longer,

(32:12):
which is you know. And again I see the doses
that some people are taking and continue to eat the
way that they eat, and I don't know how you
can do that.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Well, it's like people who plow their way through gastric
band surgery.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Correct, you can eat your way out of anything. Yeah,
now I think about it too.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
I'm like, well, I still enjoy having like I like
those fruit pops, you know, the the Outshine pops.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'm a couple of those on occasions. I love those things.
The strawberry ones are in credible. My daughter eats them. Oh,
I love them, and then I drink you know what
I mean. If I didn't do those two things, I
probably would have lost even more, even faster.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
But I've already lost like twenty something pounds and it's fast,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
So if you do what they tell you to do,
it will work, no question. But it's not. Yeah, you
can't start will go of you and be like, hey,
I'm gonna switch over to some of glue tie today
definitely takes doctors, you know, prescriptions.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Well, you're gonna be able to buy them at Costco.
I don't know where the doctor comes into that, but
and at a discount. By the way, they said that
ozepe Ca and we Go VI typically retail respectively for
about thirteen hundred and sixteen hundred dollars. A one month
supply at Costco is going to run five hundred dollars.
And that's how frequently do you take it when you're

(33:24):
on it? I take it once a week, once a week, okay?
Is that pretty standard? If people were on it. They
take it once a week.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's a shot in the belly.

Speaker 7 (33:33):
Now, if you're a Costco executive member, I wonder what
I am.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I think I think I am.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
I think I just have standard costc membership, right, I
mean I'm gonna I couldn't In most cases, I couldn't
tell you the last time I have I've been in
a Costco. But for some reason, my Costco card is
one of the four cards in my cardholder.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
You know, gold Star members, Star as well. That's all
I am.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
It isn't that bargain basement, that's ground level, right A
Star Melissa has a black card?

Speaker 11 (34:02):
What does that?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Whoa I have this? When she has a black card,
that means she's there a lot. We she does go
there quite a bit.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
She works in Strongsville now, so it's it's right there,
right there. I haven't been to a Costco in a
long time. I'm only ever in there. I shouldn't even
say in. I'll get gas there occasionally. Gas is cheap,
but I haven't been in a Costco in a minute.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I do like it. I don't like how they make
his show. That receipt on the way out. It makes
you feel a little LUs. What do you think I am, Well,
I don't know. I don't think it's I don't think
it's accusatory. But when there's a bottleneck there, it's like, bro,
I just bought all this crap with it.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
You know, why am I? Why do I have to
show you my receipt? No other place does that.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
They do watch it too, Man, I walked I bought
when I bought Kate when that laptop, I bought her
a MacBook. Yeah, well they checked that receipt like, well
something like that. I get it.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
But if I'm walking out with a six month supply
animal crackers, you know I'm going to walk right past
your homeboy, I'm going to show you my receipt.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Sir, step back in line.

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Please put down the pop tarts, and sir put down
the gross of pumpkin pie pop tarts.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
We need to put a little mark on that receipt.

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Yeah, they get the little highlighter or whatever COSTCO executive
members will receive an additional two percent discount on Ozepic
and a gooviy. You'll still need a prescription to obtain
the weight loss drums.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Okay, so you can't just go in and buy it. No,
but you can. I thought that was their hook there.
So what they're saying is you bring in the script,
it's just gonna cost you a way.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Less correct ice, because if you try to go through
your insurance, because most insurance companies are still looking at
this as a drug for diabetes, it's like, oh, you
don't have diabetes, you just want to lose weight.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (35:52):
Yeah, But for a while, I think they tightened it up.
But in the early days of this, your doctor would
just go, yeah, yeah, they have diabetes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're fine.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
People were pre diabetes.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
Yeah yeah, and pre diabetes stopped being a excuse to
get it.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
That's what happened, right, talk to us when your post diabetes.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
Yeah, once you have diabetes, this would be great for you.
Just keep doing what you're doing. You'll be there in
about a year.

Speaker 7 (36:15):
Well, but in the early days of this as well,
when there were just one or two. Now every major
phartaceutical company, you actually.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Wrote it in the script that way.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
Every major phartaceutical company and pharmaceutical company has got one
of these GLP ones.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
But yeah, I guess I thought that you could make
a lateral move on them.

Speaker 7 (36:36):
But in the early days, I felt worse for the
people with actual diabetes who I couldn't get these goddamn
drugs that they've been you know, And why did it
take so long for them to figure out that it
was a magic bullet to lose weight? If people had
been on these for diabetes for twenty years, why did
it take so long?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
And why all at once? Oh? I think they knew why?

Speaker 5 (36:56):
Way?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
But what?

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, but these haven't these drugs been around a long
time have but only available to people diabetes correct. So
at what point did they go You think you'd think
week two they would have said, Oh, we're gonna use
this so people can We're gonna make billions on people
losing weight because.

Speaker 9 (37:11):
I don't think there was enough of a proof that
that's what was doing.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh, I see, they needed like a decade of data
or something.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
Yeah, because I mean there are lifestyle changes that have
to go along with anything you do. Yeah, I mean again,
this will do its part. But you can't be an
a hole about it too. You can't be like, oh,
I'm still gonna have you know, two big macs a
day and slug it down with a tub pint of
ice cream at night.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You know, if you're I just have a slow table
as No, that's not the okay, probably not Sam's Club
and BJ's make you show your receipt.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
Okay, Well then maybe it's just like bulk stores that
do that. I've only ever gone to Costco. I've been
a Sam's Club since I was a freaking high school.
But yeah, you know, you just walk past them if
you want. I don't know if they if you can,
but I'm I'm like, I'm a grown ass man. I mean,
I'm a person living in the world. If I don't

(38:05):
stop for a person who is stopping people, I'm just
gonna keep going.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I think they can like ban you now if you don't.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Ban me, uh huh, all right, I guess I'll be
back in another five years.

Speaker 9 (38:18):
And if you haven't, they put your picture up. If
you haven't, do not let this man in. If you
haven't been there in a while. You know, I used
to just show your card on the way in and
they wouldn't like they'd be like, yeah, okay, you're all set.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
You go.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
Now you have to actually scan it to show that
it's valid. I see, Yeah, so it changes.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
They're they're cracking down on you non members trying to
take advantage of our a little.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Club piggyback club there. And it's not expensive into like
sixty bucks a year. I mean for what I've got,
I got the ground level whatever, I get a thing
in the mail once a year. You want to renew, Yes,
you pay it and whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
It's good for all kinds of stuff, vacations and tires.

Speaker 7 (38:54):
Oh god, who do I talk to? I forget who
I talk to. Who They buy all their vacations at Costco. Yeah,
and they love it. And then if you put.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
It on like your Costco, if you have the credit card,
you get like a ridiculous amount of like perks back
from Costco.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
And by the way, this is hashtag not an ad,
but we are talking about that this is a big
deal for people who go to this place, that these
drugs are going to be there. It would stand a
reason that you might want to spend some time on
these drugs and then book your vacation right you get
into bikini shape.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
That's what I'm working on. Banana hammock seasons.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Yeah, Rob intends on spending this next summer looking like
Borat's over there on the beach. Nice Alan, my mom
and the sister get those drugs from some shady dude
on the internet.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Oh good, But.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
Again those So that's the thing, right, is the shady part.
They're just you're using semiglue tide. You're not using ozebic,
you're using whatever not what goes right or whatever whatever
the other, whatever the things are well.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Because there were compound pharmacies that were doing it for
a while, they got pinched too, right, like the companies
are like nope, or they gave them a certain amount
on a time in which they can make them and
then they shut that down and.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
It has to be regulated.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
Yeah, So that's that's what was happening, was people were
getting really sick and having serious issues with it because
they were compound versions. Now you can go online and
quote see a doctor that'll write you a script, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
So that's what people are doing, is they're getting around
by a doctor exactly, doctor Nick.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
Yeah, they're getting around it basically by saying, you know,
here's eight hundred dollars for the next three months, I'll
get the prescription and this was your fee.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I see. So that's how they're getting around it and
how it's so much cheaper.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Alan I've been getting zep bound zep bound at Costco
for a year now. Set that documentary on Bonzo zep
bound was that the John Bonham documentary is the working
title of Becoming led Zeppelin. That's what it was, zep bound.
So I've never heard of zep bound.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
That's one of the medications.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Okay, yeah, why I know, for a while, in the
initial rush of people starting to take these, there were
all these other stories about how it wasn't just an
appetite suppressant, but it largely acted as an impulse suppressant.
So they're like people who drink a lot of drinking less,
people who gamble a lot of gambling less. You know,

(41:19):
it was operating on the same pleasure centers of the brain,
I guess, And so that started to make other sectors
of you know, retail nervous, casinos are getting nervous, and
fast food joints. And but again, people if they want
to will plow right through whatever prescriptions. They might have

(41:42):
something they really want to do. So zep bound is
just tepetide. So the brand of it, I see. But
these are all different in but they're all different in
some way, correct, And why are they different, like one
makes you different brands.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
I think they do the same thing. I think it's
just different companies versions of it. Okay, I think again,
I don't know. I know very little about it. I
only know the one that I'm taking, and the one
that I take is like the off brand of Ozembic,
But that could also be I think Monzourno and wag
V and all that stuff. I think that's all a

(42:19):
semma glue tide, munjarro manjarro.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Somebody sold me they lost one hundred and fifty pounds
in eleven months on that, and you got it in
that sh That doesn't sound healthy. One hundred and fifty
pounds in eleven months.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Yet to be real careful. That's why doing it would
you look like you were wearing a parachute by the
end when you're staying, they're naked. Doing it with a
doctor is uh, it's really important for sure.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
I had to drive all over the state to pick
up prescriptions when I was in short supply.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Imagine that.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
Well that sounds all over Yeah, that sounds like you're
maybe taking a little too much too fast, shady.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Well, listen, one hundred and fifty pounds in eleven months. Jesus.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
You know.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
That's why I recommend reaching out to the people at
Mentality Health.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Oh wow, Mentality Health dot slash Radio. Interesting.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Hulu is going away today. I mentioned this a while ago.
It's getting absorbed into Disney. It's all the same company
and Hulu, which has been around for twenty years. Hulu
is what I use for live television, It's what my
DVR is through, and I guess all of that functionality
will be on the Disney Plus app.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
So Hulu as a standalone.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
Won't be a thing anymore, but it'll all be integrated
into Disney Plus. Now it does make for a very
interesting experience now when you go over to Disney Plus,
which initially obviously was the repository for all of the
straight Disney product before all of the mergers with Marvel
and Lucasfilm and all that kind of stuff. So now

(43:44):
when you go to Disney Plus, they'll be Bambi next
to like Red Shoe Diaries.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
OK.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
So, beginning today, Hulu is going to be wound down
and it'll be fully integrated into Disney Plus. So if
you are a subscriber, you'll probably start to I know
I've started to get emails to that effect. But the
Hulu app is going to go away soon and Disney

(44:11):
bought it earlier this year. Comcast used to own Hulu,
and Disney bought it for their library, cost him about
ten billion dollars. Hulu's also scrapping this documentary that they
were doing on Bill Belichick with his inaugural season at
UNC because the team is so bad. You know, they're
two and three, and so since it's a losing season

(44:34):
and thousands of fans this last game walked out before halftime,
Hulu's like, yeah, we're not putting any more money or
effort into this show. Only Stanford, Virginia Tech and Boston
College are worse than UNC right now with Bill Belichick,
So people are starting to talk about, like, do they
buy him out and it's a win win for him?

(44:57):
Does he care? No, course not, he doesn't care if that.
I mean, obviously he wants to win. But they're two
and three. Hey, they go on, they go, uh, what
seven games left? Maybe that Belichick magic gets him to
nine and three, Maybe they go seven to oh for
the rest of the season. But if they buy him out,
who cares? He walks away rich and they have to

(45:20):
buy a new coach.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I don't know what they pay, and I think he's
he's he's sort of trying to over dick himself a
bit out of town. Like he put in a demand
to the university that they were not allowed to post
anything about Drake May's performance with the Patriots last week.
So the university who he graduated there, he was drafted

(45:43):
from the University of North Carolina. I didn't know he
went to you. Yeah, Drake made Oh no, I thought
you meant Bill Bill.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
No, Drake Dracons, quarterback from the Patriots, went there, and
they were asked to not share anything about his performance
as a university because the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I see.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Belichick's just he's yeah, he does not want to be there.
I said that when he was starting. Well, he's there
because he's there. It's just whatever.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Also, college football is very different now. You got dudes
running around with nil payouts. Yeah, it's a whole different thing.
They're talking about some of the players are like selling
their spare tickets for profit and it's a whole different.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Kind of ball of wax now. And it's never going
to take away from what his legacy was with Brady right,
Like he's still going to be the most winning coach
of all time.

Speaker 9 (46:27):
All of those things are going to be true at
the end. He's just going to have this little skid
mark on his career of being a coach for a
season in the NCAA.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Also, UNC is considered to be a pretty prestigious program too, right,
I mean all this off the field stuff. People are
leg e basketball, they're I mean football, okay, basketball and
baseball is where they really Yeah, well, listen, his buyout
is twenty million dollars, so it seems unlikely that they
would give him twenty mil to walk away.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Those schools have so much money. You write them a
check and let them go.

Speaker 7 (47:04):
Yeah, but don't the school's also trying to figure out
a way to screw you out of it. Like they
will go They will with a fine tooth comb. They
will go through a fire. We got to find four
cause how can we find that? We're firing him for cause?
And then they just dig and they make something up.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Well, we didn't want all that negative attention from your girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
And Yeah, but again, I think it's cheaper for them
to just walk away if you start getting into four.
Cause he's going to fight back. Then you've got a
bigger problem on your hand. You write him a check
and you say thanks for your time, coach. It's over
twenty million dollars is nothing to that university?

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (47:39):
Or to him? Probably? Well exactly, you know a lot
of money.

Speaker 15 (47:44):
Hey, Dick, Hey, what do you think about you and
Rob Blaco going to the Bengals?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Blacko's going to the Bengals?

Speaker 9 (47:53):
Joe flackou or Joe Flacco? Wait a minute, Joe Flacco
the quarterback of the Browns.

Speaker 15 (48:00):
Yeah, I found out. I found out Monday.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Yeah, Dick, were you I don't know, but Dick, were
you officially wacko for Flacco?

Speaker 15 (48:13):
I didn't think he did well, I really didn't.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Apparently apparently the Browns didn't either.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
But I mean you're closer to regionally or closer to
the to Bengals territory.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Dick, Yeah, yeah, probably, but yeah, oh it makes sense
he does.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
A good Orange will you? Will you support him with
the Bengals? No, No, you're this is the line in
the sand that you're drawing.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I can't believe this, yim. It's just it's just how
can the coach make that?

Speaker 15 (48:47):
And you know he keeps saying, well, we got to
do better each week. So Steposky, No, you don't have
to do better each week. It's time to win some
vile games.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
I think that's right. Dick.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
How do you how do you? How do you think
he'll get along with Ocho Sinko? I don't know.

Speaker 15 (49:03):
I don't know, but I know he's going to start
Sunday and then who we got? Oh boy, that doesn't
look like an easy victory unless they I guess Gabriel
is going to play or Dylan Gabriel isn't he?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
And who's going to back hill? And Peter Gabriel? Oh,
who's going to back up Dylan Gabriel?

Speaker 11 (49:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Do you?

Speaker 16 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Like this?

Speaker 17 (49:27):
Is?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
That?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Is?

Speaker 7 (49:28):
Is?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Is Deon sanders Kid still here?

Speaker 15 (49:34):
I don't know, but shocked that would do something like this.
But one thing, we got to thank the Guardians. They did.
They did. I mean they deserve it. They were fifteenth fifty.
Well they got beat last Tuesday, but they did detroyed sixty.

Speaker 13 (49:53):
Yes they did.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Oh my god, what hell have I been?

Speaker 7 (49:56):
Rob But you really, I think these glp ones are
creating pockets in your brain, buddy. We were out at
Flannery's last week. Remember we stopped being at Flanneryes, because
the Guardians stopped playing.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
That's why we stopped going. That's why we stopped going.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Oh yes, dude, yes, that and I racked up a
fifteen hundred dollars bar attack. Nevertheless, Rob, that's not important. Okay,
thank you, Dick. I'll tell you what that Dick from
Dayton patent pending one eight six seven two five. He is,

(50:32):
if nothing else, a student sports and of all things
Cleveland The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
On one hundred.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
You know that part of your brain that regulates good
decision making. Thanks for turning that one off and turning
on the Alan Cox Show. Sorry about all the cock,
Sorry about all the cocks.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
T you, mms.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
I got another one thousand dollars for you in about
ten minutes listening for that next keyword you see the
pleasant bookie, and a couple of more keywords.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Today five thirty is your last one.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Kas Louse last night by one point against the Bulls
one eighteen, one seventeen in pre He's actually three more
games to go. First, two Calves, Bulls. So the Calves
are in Chicago mor nite to play at the United Center.
The twenty second is going to be the kickoff of
the regular season. He'll be in New York to play
the Knicks. So the season opener here at home is

(51:48):
coming up on the twenty sixth against the Milwaukee Bucks.
Giannis is still with the box or that he got
sent somewhere.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Else there you that's a good question. I'm pretty sure
he's there. I thought he was as well. This Sunday,
I will be out again.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
If you go to WMMS dot com hit the contest
page day we do the but like football face off,
we used to call these the cocks out pregames, and
it's a way for you to test your arm and
your skill and hopefully get yourself to Vegas where you
could be competing against other people for those tickets for
the Super Bowl next year. Where's Super bowlts in California,

(52:25):
you know, San Francisco Bay area, And so this is
your way to do it. Round one throughout Northeast Ohio,
somebody will go to Vegas and compete against everyone else.
So this Sunday, when the Browns are on the road,
that's when you're gonna find me out. I'll be at
the Town Tavern in Copley was there this past summer,
had a great time, and so we'll see you there
again this Sunday from noon to two. But the entire

(52:48):
schedule of everywhere I'm going to be over the next
a few weeks throughout the season is there as well.
I'll be at Rookies on one thirtieth. In a few weeks,
I'm going to be out at the Basement again in
Sagamore Hills.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
And full of places.

Speaker 7 (53:06):
Some of them I've been before, rob and some of
them I've never been before. So that's always fun too.
But calvs basketball against the Bulls in Chicago a Thursday night,
I w out of us and the iheard radio app
you listen to us there from out of state. Tell
me where you do that, so I make sure you're
on the map. Evan listens in Des Moines, Iowa. Vicky

(53:28):
is in Brooklyn, New York. Wendy is down in Key Largo, Jason, Youngstown,
Bret's in Grand Rapids, and Brian is in a.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Tucson at a zone. Ye.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Somebody was asking me the providence of that clip, and
it's ridiculous to explain to someone what it is. It's
Matt Berry from what we do in the shadows as
he is trying to died out under an alter ego
called Jackie Daytona and pretend that he is from that's
she goes.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
You talk funny for somebody.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
That's how we talk in Tucson as zoos. And of
course Matt Barry has away with the language. He's got
a new show with Natasha Leone. It's going to be
dropping pretty soon. Speaking of new shows, you know, with
audiences as fragmented as they are.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Before the break, we're talking.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
About how Hulu is getting wound down starting today, that
is getting fully absorbed into Disney. Disney bought Hulu from Comcast,
and so the Hulu app. I mean, for a while now,
if you have both, your logins have been the same
because it's just the same thing. But you know, somebody
was like, well, what if I don't have Disney plus
what if I only have Hulu. I don't think that

(54:49):
affects anything. I think you could probably download Disney and
log into it with the same information and it would
all be there. But because the audience is so fragmented,
they'll just take something that's popular from somewhere else and go,
let's make this something, and so Jimmy Fallon is producing
a game show based on wordle. Oh god, my wife

(55:11):
plays wordles. She's in a wordle group. This is one
of these games that I should love, Rob. You know,
I used to religiously play Words with friends. Remember Words
with Friends. That's probably still a game I was playing
with listeners, and I was playing with free It's called
Words with Friends.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
And in the mix I probably had like a friend
and the rest we But after a while, just one day,
I was tired of it and I was like, nah,
but these are the games. I'm a word nerd, you know,
I should love these games. Couldn't care less about wordle.
Sometimes I look at it, I'll go, oh, try this one.
You know, it's fine, But I but people are, they

(55:52):
are hooked on wordle. For people who don't know what
this is. It was something that some guy created. A
software engineer created it only a few years ago. Oh
and then the New York Times bought it. They paid
the guy like two million dollars or something for this
game and the rights to it. And it's a pretty
simple format. You get six tries to guess a five

(56:13):
letter word, and there's colored tiles. So if you try
the word, you try the word radio and it'll light
up a couple of the letters. We're like, okay, these
are wrong, but these two letters are right, but they're
not in the right space. So you get five tries
to put and I don't know, it just doesn't scratch
me where I itch. But boy is it popular. And

(56:36):
so Jimmy Fallon, who has produced a number of other
game shows, they rebooted Password and you know, but again.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
This is where ideas come from.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
You know, they'll take some dumb game from one of
these late night shows, which obviously are dwindling a number,
but Fallon's still on and they'll go, hey, let's make
a full show out of that. So the word ole
television show is going to be coming soon. Savannah Guthree
will actually host it. Go Jimmy Fallon will produce. These
are all people under the NBC Universal employee and a

(57:09):
lot of.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
These game shows.

Speaker 7 (57:10):
In fact, most of these game shows now are shot
overseas because it's so expensive. Almost nothing is shot in
LA anymore. Rob Low has talked about this. He does
a show called The Floor Over on Fox, and we
watched the first season. My daughter you know, those kinds
of shows you can watch with like a kid or whatever,
and you know, and they're fun and there's nothing you

(57:31):
got to worry about content wise or whatever. And we
watched the first season The Floor and then we're kind
of like, okay that. But they shoot that show in Ireland,
in Dublin they do the Floor and Rob Lowe's talked
about it. He goes, it's cheaper to send one hundred
people to Ireland to shoot the show than to shoot
it in the United States.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
So virtually's nothing is filmed in la anymore, just because
it's so expensive.

Speaker 7 (57:54):
And even Atlanta, you know, that has kind of largely
dried up because it's all based on tax and incentives,
and so you know, here in Cleveland, a lot of
things were shot when the Cleveland Film Commission in the
state of Ohio had all these tax abatements. But a
lot of times, you know, a new administration will get
into state government in any state and one of the
first things I'll get rid of is tax abatements for

(58:15):
film and television. And if you've built up, you know,
a pretty sizable community, that can really jam people up.
So then you have people who are like, well, I
guess I'm going to Arkansas to shoot this television show
or to work on this production. So a lot of
these American game shows they're fully shot overseas. I think
Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, those are in LA. But those

(58:37):
are plug and play, you know what I mean. They've
been in an air for fifty years. These new shows,
nobody's going to pay for them to be shot in LA.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
So again, I.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Wordle if you're into it, And I don't know that
I've met anybody who plays wordle and is just meh
about it. They're die hard wordle fans. And again I'm like,
I should really love this, but I don't. It's fine,
but you know, I hate to miss anything rob that
I feel like I should like, and that's one of them.

Speaker 18 (59:16):
All.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
And I play word ole, Hashtag and connections every morning
with my mother in law.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
God, do you lose a bet? Do you have to
nudge her? Or probably just text her?

Speaker 10 (59:32):
Right?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Good morning mom?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Yeah, good morning? Would you like to play word on
daily Dan?

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Would you like to play connections or hashtag or as
I call it, octothorpe, here's money for you one thousand
dollars hashtag buzzard bookie.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
With money for you. Good fuck, this is your.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Chance dealt bat with a buzzard bookie and win one
thousand dollars. Now introduce nation y keyword at double umms
dot com bills that's bills inter and now double umms
dot Com.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I'm trying, Rob, I'm trying to find new ways to
set these things up.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
I'm trying to, you know, do my diligence. I'm trying
to people are gonna win a thousand dollars here. It's
exciting you ready to help? You said to Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:00:29):
You mentioned wordle, So I always start with penis. It's
the first word I use every single time because because
I'm a five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Year old, my wife starts with radio.

Speaker 9 (01:00:36):
Well, see, I guess you go with what you know.
So anyway, uh N is the middle letter. Okay, it
has an O and an A in it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Give me a word. It's not final. Uh it's not dongs. Okay. Wait,
it's also not Honda. It has an N in it
and what else is in the middle that's in green
and then it has an O and an a where
that oh just somewhere in just somewhere in there. Yeah,

(01:01:07):
I'm down to my last try. Floam f l O
A M F F. Oh no, there's no N in that. Wait, no,
it's not. I like flow though, it's a good word.
I was typed in. I'm like, okay, wait wait wait
wait h m no, that's four letters.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
These are easier if I'm looking at it. But I
just wrote it down. How do we like mango? Yeah,
that's good, mango is good. It's wrong, Oh it was.
If I say it, that'll give away today's word, right,
Like people probably haven't played it yet.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
How you people do things? Yeah, but it could be
a gimme. I mean, I think most people play these
in the morning, right, It would just be one freebie
for people.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
It was annoy a and and that's that's going to
be really fitting for the people who haven't.

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
Played it yet. So sorry, if I gave it to you, whatever,
we give you ample time to plug your ears any
all right? Well, hm mazel tov?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
How do I get more? If I want to play another?
They can't do that one a day. Yeah, I think
it is. I think it's one of the get bent
and some people do it first thing in the morning.
They have it, like my wife, she got a wordle
group there's six or seven of them in there there.
I did you see that word having a poop? I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
When I'm having my first poop of the day, Rob.
I'm focused on the day ahead, right, I'm doing my
I'm kind of thinking about what's to come. I'm order
organizing some initial thoughts. I'm not sitting there on my phone.
I'm not playing wordle. I'm dukes of hazard and myself
up on the bowl there to try to get something done.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Good for you, Mann, bet you back to three a day.
Back to three a day, good for you? That's right? Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:02:52):
First one with us this morning around five thirty when
I got up, second one was about an hour before
the show today, and then the third one will be
probably when I get home run seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
So the good news is you get two on home
turf every day, two on home turf every day. Side
bookend my day with home poops. See that's important, don't
I don't care?

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
I do. Especially Right now, we're down to one one
crapper here. Oh yeah, the men's room. For some reason
they can't figure out basic plumbing. I guess, yeah, so
we're down to one stall. Yeahs out four? Yeah. The
handicap one was the first one to go, and they
just lock it up and then they put the sign
on there like in remember The Walking Dead when they
wrote like dead do not enter dead inside, and it

(01:03:39):
reads like do not dead enter inside. Whatever the hell
it is. Yeah, it looks like that. They just do
not use everywhere. Yeah, so that one's closed.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Now.

Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
The two single seaters are closed. And one of the
urinals when it flushes, it just does the noise like
it doesn't actually push water, it just goes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
And that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
So that reeks like for esthetic purposes. It's just it's
gallan of old p in there. They're trolling us, I
think so, but I don't know. I have a T
shirt that says do not enter dead inside.

Speaker 12 (01:04:13):
Gonn's it down so when I pooh, I can also pee.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
This is a banger? Sure is?

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
I mentioned it was National proge Day. It's also Pet
Obesity Awareness Day. Now you are aware if you have
an obese pet. Yeah, so obviously they want to call
attention to people trying to keep their pets in good
shape and healthy, make sure they're getting exercise. You know,
my dog is she's fourteen years old. She's probably on

(01:04:47):
her last laps, but she'll still get out there and
run around, you know. But again, irrespective of what kind
of pet you have, you know, if it's obese, and
if you have have a giant cat, or if you
have a big, fat dog.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yeah, I remember, many many years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
I've told the story before, but it is a very
visceral memory of someone telling me about how they would
give their dog, which is not a huge dog. They
had like a lap dog, like a mid sized dog,
big Italian family, and every day they would give their
dog a giant meat ball and a peach, which I
guess it didn't occur to them that's really really bad

(01:05:29):
for their sugar intake, right, And so one day the
dog just literally keeled over, teets up in the kitchen
and was dead. Now I don't know if it had
any other congenital situation going on, but I would think
our brains all went to golly meatball and a peach
on a daily basis might not have been the way

(01:05:50):
to go. My buddy Matt had the fattest cat I've
ever seen in my entire life. It was a what
do they call the orange cat's tabby tabby cat.

Speaker 9 (01:05:58):
His name was Milton yep, Milton, and he I think
he weighed almost thirty pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
He was a like he was so big, and it
was like they put him on all these foods and everything.
He was just this fat cat. They basically had to
like create his own litter box area because he couldn't
really do stairs.

Speaker 9 (01:06:19):
He was just fat and would like he'd like jump
up on stuff. And that was like our favorite thing
to get drunk and just watch the cat jump up
on things. And we'd like make noises like the cat
would and it'd be like, Okay, I'm gonna do this
now here we go one two.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
But it could but it could get itself up still.
He could still get up on stuff. Yeah, but I
mean it wasn't I mean, he wasn't making huge jumps.
If it was a low boy couch or something, it
was fine, but wasn't especially agile.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
No, it was the biggest cat I've ever seen, and
they kept taking him in. I think he had some
health issue, put to a terry or something. Yeah, it
was the fattest cat. It was the funniest thing I've
ever seen. It's dead now, but it was still funny
while it lasted.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
One of our bureau chiefs out in the Bay Area
sent me the story about San Francisco has finally had it.
They've had enough with the accommodations they have been over backwards.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It is West Coast, it is Bay Area. It's one
of them, God damn liberal cities. Rather but it's a
very dog friendly city.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
But even the people of San Francisco have had enough,
and they're like, this city has become two dog friendly.
There's dogs putting their paws up on the counter at
the Starbucks, and there's dogs walking around bars, and there's
dogs licking people while they're working out, and it's like, Okay,
I like dogs too, but it's okay to have a

(01:07:43):
clear demarcation line from human to animal. People in a
lot of places in San Francisco are rethinking the degree
to which they want to be dog friendly, especially with
so many people walking around with their dogs off the leash.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
You know what I mean, Oh, he won't do anything.
I don't care. I don't know this animal. Why is
it not on a leash? And then they come over
and they're drolling on you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:11):
So it is a grad friends in San Francisco and
they're like, it's great for dogs, but They are kind
of reaching a critical mass here with the way that
a lot of establishments will accommodate dogs. You know, and
in a place like that, you know you're gonna have
full on abuse of the service animal tag.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
Oh I no, I need this. Uh maybe not though.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
If dogs are that welcome everywhere, maybe you don't have
to make that crap up like other people do. This
is my emotional support animal.

Speaker 19 (01:08:43):
Oh is it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Are you freaked out buying peanut butter?

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
One guy said he was on a mat doing sit
ups at his gym when somebody's dog walked over and
licked him. The guy said, I don't think it's cool
getting licked in the face at the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
I don't disagree.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
When he told the owner, the owner said, sorry, dude,
So there you go. Another one was in a restaurant
in San Francisco and someone else's dog pooped on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Cool.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
Well, dogs will poop, but you know it's a Silicon Valley.
Dogs in sports bars. One dog jumped up at a
bakery and snatched a croissant out of a man's hand.
I listen, there are a lot of places in the
Greater Cleveland metropolitan area where you can have a dog,

(01:09:37):
and that's okay. The handful of places it'll do things
like dog brunch, but at least you know that going in.
And so this is what happens when people take advantage
of a situation. And best believe, if things get lax enough,
people will take advantage.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
And so you kind of have this in a situation
like this.

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
You kind of have a quiet or implicit kind of
social contract.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Right if you have a dog, Hey, we're really cool
to dogs. Just employ some common sense. People don't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
People will take advantage. They're like, oh, there's take my
dog everywhere. By the way, I don't want to take
my dog everywhere. My dog's great, but my dog doesn't
have to go everywhere. Then you're taking care of your dog,
no matter how well behaved you think it might be,
or how well trained it is.

Speaker 9 (01:10:28):
I do get annoyed somebody time around with your dog.
I do get annoyed sometimes I get restaurants, you know
what I mean, like if they're dog friendly. My mom
there's a there's a place right next to my mother's
called the Fourth Street something or other. It's a nice
outdoor bar type thing, indoor outdoor, great food, but like
everybody has their dogs. And the dogs are like they're

(01:10:49):
up on like the because they're like long bench seating,
you know what I mean, on the back walls and
the tables split up. So the dog you're eating and
like somebody else's dog like just walks over to you
while you're taking a bite or something at your face level, right,
and I'm like, get bt, go away, take that. This
isn't mine. I didn't bring MICUs. I don't want a
dog here, and I love dogs. I'm a dog, I
like James Morton.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
People.

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
Yeah, this is what I'm saying, Like there are limits,
yeah right people. Dogs are not people, no, and we
can coexist and we can interact.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
But come on, man, and they get.

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
Out of jail free card people are that's service animal
and they walk away.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
No it's not.

Speaker 9 (01:11:21):
Well then talk to me like I'm five, it's not.
But let that dog service you. It doesn't have to
be up in my face.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I mean, aren't service animals supposed to be?

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Like aren't they that's a thing, right, Like they're registered animals, right,
they got the they got the saddle on or.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Something anybody can pay now to have, you know, But
I know, like I said, people take advantage.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Oh yeah, the Allen Corr Show. On one call, the
Alan Cox Show. He's your microphone, so you think your
power phone smart.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Double O seven or three four eighty one double O seven.

Speaker 11 (01:12:09):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Rob and I were at that super secret Rush thing
with Alex Leifson and Getty Lee on Sunday night at
a rock hall, and they told everybody they were going
to tour in twenty twenty six. They we're gonna do
seven cities, and up until now, Cleveland was one of
only two that we're only.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Getting one show.

Speaker 7 (01:12:27):
Cleveland and Mexico City we're each gonna get one night,
and then Chicago, Toronto, La, they're all getting two nights.
They have added a second show here in Cleveland. Yes,
so Mexico, I imagine was all said and done, all
all the cities are gonna end up two nights.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:12:42):
They were set to play the Rocket Arena on September
the seventeenth of next year. No way that Rush ever
skips Cleveland. The fifty somethingter Tour is what they're calling it.
It's Alex Leifson, it's Getty Lee. It's an amazing drummer
named Anaka Nilis from Germany. Who's going to sit in
for Neil Peart, And that's kind of how they pitched it.

(01:13:03):
They're like, we're celebrating the legacy of the band and
we've you know, it's been ten years since they stopped
touring and Neil Peart died. September seventeenth is that first
show they have added. September the nineteenth. Seventeenth is a Thursday,
and so they added September the nineteenth. They're only playing
seven cities and Cleveland is one of them, and so

(01:13:25):
the tickets, the on sale starts next Friday, the seventeenth,
But I think you can go online and sign.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Up for like a pre sale thing. That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
Yeah, you go to Rush's website, you get the pre
sale and we also information there We've got tickets to
give to you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Yeah, right. All you have to do right now. The
only pair that we have up is the Instagram contest.
So if you follow us on Instagram, just go to
the Rush post on our page and like it. That's
how you enter to win. So it couldn't be any
easier for this one. Just like the post on our
Instagram page. They're doing La Dallas, Toronto, Mexico City, Chicago, Cleveland,

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New York, and it's fitting for them to start in
La too, because that's where it all stopped with Neil Well.
But also I always think of the people who have
no clue.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Obviously, if you're a Rush fan and you're from Cleveland,
you're well versed in the history there with Donna Helper,
who was there with us the other night, who broke
Rush on this radio station in nineteen seventy four. So
those two are are inexorably linked, right WMMS back in
the day and Rush. But I was thinking of people
who know nothing about that history, and they look at
this and they go Cleveland. They're doing Toronto, La Dallas,

(01:14:36):
New York, Chicago and Cleveland, And of course we sit
here and go, yeah, that's right, you got a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
We're all our guys, we're working men at.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
Tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
They play that song and I get out of there.
You can have your test for Echo. It's such a
good song.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Oh it's so goddamn good test for Echo is so
I mean, I didn't really listen.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
I'm a gen xer. I didn't get into like early
Proggy Rush.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
I started digging Rush with like subdivisions and signals and
grace under pressure like early eighties, mid eighties is Rush
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Well into the.

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
Nineties, Rush was a I mean listen to Finding my
Way like that first Rush single, well, the first Rush
the song on that album. The single was working Man,
but finding my Way was the is the lead track
that could be a led Zeppelin song. Those dudes were
a straight ahead rock band before they got proggy with Neil.

Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
The song Driven, which I think is off of Counterparts,
is Driven off counterparts off test for Eco.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Oh that's a great question. Anyway. Uh, they had a
couple of guitars on stage with them.

Speaker 7 (01:15:44):
They had one of Geddy Lee's bass guitars, and they
won to Alex's guitars Driven, and he said that the
bass was played on the driven on that tour or something,
or driven in the store recorder with it. Anyway, they
brought those out on stage with him because those were
going to be donated.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
To the rock Hall. Then they made the mistake of
asking Alex what his guitar did and he's like, Uh,
it was on stage with me at a tour. I
played some songs on it, songs I might have dropped it.
Once they wanted all the nerds to all the guitar nerds.

(01:16:24):
He is so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
Man Alex is super dry and goofy and funny and yeah.
So anyway, it's old ish news now that they're reforming.
But they have added a second show here in Cleveland
for September the nineteenth, So it's gonna be a big,
big weekend next year over at the Rocket Arena when
Rush comes home to Cleveland. Very exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
A lot of people with thoughts.

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
Rob on another one of my beverages being purloined from
the community fridge. No, this is not a rerun. You
not listening to a sum of segment. Nope, hit has
happened again.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Coun this is Bridgetown, Jacks will Ford, listen to the
show today. You should purchase a huge acrylic b lockbox
to go in the fridge.

Speaker 9 (01:17:11):
Who are you worried about shamming up after all these
iHeartRadio cuts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
It's not like that Peep is putting anything in that fridge. Anyways.
I hate the show. Thank you Rich.

Speaker 7 (01:17:19):
This is what I said, though, with fewer and fewer
people working here every day. By the way, I don't
want to make it sound like a ghost town. Anytime
they swing the axe, it is always people on the air.
It's air talent. Those are the most easily replaceable, right.
We are still neck deep in like salespeople and management
types and producers and all that kind of stuff. It's
just that our peers are dwindling rapidly yep, across the board.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
So you basically have us, Mark Nolan and Jem Pachano.
That's four.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
Wills and Snyder, you know, and their their coterie uh
LeeAnne Rovers team, the twelve people on Rovers show, and
then you know. But so yeah, and I mean really
that's it's almost always just people on the ear. And
so there are still a lot of people who work here.

(01:18:14):
And so that's why I couldn't be as positive as
Rob was as to who the the guilty party was.
Now he's obviously working with more information than I am.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
No, not really.

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
Oh, I just I don't like people as much as
you do, Allan, and I don't like people at all.
I do a really good job of being folksy with people.
I shouldn't say that. I like talking to people individually.
I don't like giant groups of people, but talking to
people individually you can always find something good there.

Speaker 9 (01:18:45):
I'm much better in a group setting, I can go
talk in front of thirty thousand people and have no
problem whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Yeah, I don't mind when I'm one.

Speaker 9 (01:18:51):
Oh really, No, No, I talk to you every day
you're Yeah, I can talk to you more than anybody
else on the planet.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
And at the end of the week, I don't want
to talk to anybody. No, I'll talk to you again
on Monday. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
My wife loves it. I come home, I'm quiet. Oh,
she loves it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
Oh, y see, everybody wants to talk to me when
I get home because I don't work all the time. No, no,
So do you guys talk about in the show?

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
I go, I don't know. Listen, that's that's what I'll say. Well, yeah,
but Bennett's you know, I have a life, right, and
I'm not sitting by the Okay, I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
You know, I didn't know that. I'll make a.

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
Note of There was a period of time where I
would take notes on what I talked about to have
them ready, because you know, listen, I'm not trying to
be prickly, but I wanted to have an answer for
what did you do on the show?

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Because I'd go, I don't know, I'd have to go.

Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
I literally go, I'd have to go back and look
because we're in it and we're doing it and it's
four goddamn hours long, and I would have to go
back and you know, look and see what would.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
And then I'd go, oh, yeah, this and this and this.

Speaker 9 (01:19:48):
Melissa gets about a half an hour in the car, right,
so she'll on her drive home, she gets on the
show or something right, and she'll hear what we're.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Doing in that time.

Speaker 9 (01:19:57):
For now we stop, we have commercials, and we're away
for forty five minutes sowerever long it seems when we're
playing commercials, and then when we come back, she'll say, oh,
I heard you talk about this and then this for
a few minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
What did you say about that? So if she mentioned
something specifically, I can be like, oh, right, well you're
talking about fat dogs that told made me tell the
story about our friend's cat and Rhode Island. Okay, all right,
and then that's my out and I'm done. I can
go back to my drinking.

Speaker 7 (01:20:22):
No, my wife only ever hears the first segment that
first ten minutes because she's in line to pick our
kid up. Okay, other than that now, so again somebody's fault.
It's just like I drive home in silence, same and uh,
you know, but you have to you're coexisting with other people.
I can't go home and sit there and stare at

(01:20:43):
the wall, right, you know. No, No, I'm I'm very
I'm good with my people, you know what I mean.
I just mean like I'm not talking to I'm not like, hey,
let's uh, let's call up the Smiths and go have dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
And I don't. Yeah, I don't do that. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
Ever, I've gotten more broad social probably over the past
year and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Maybe does that mean with women broad?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
No, in general? Oh, you mean more like just overly social. Well,
I don't. I don't know you meant by broad. I
don't know. I don't know if it's overly. But I
like going out and doing stuff. Yeah you aren't. You're
you're much better. I like going out and doing stuff.
I like going the shows.

Speaker 7 (01:21:26):
I like yeah, because it's just like I don't I
don't know how much longer I have to do anything,
So I want to do everything that's fair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
And I went out and did the Uh the hell
was that? The Grand opening of that venue. Oh uh
uh the Global Globe Iron And I was so like,
I don't want to do this. I don't want to
do this. I don't want to go. I don't want
to give. But then you get there and you have
a time.

Speaker 9 (01:21:48):
Yeah, because I went to that place across the street
and knocked back two shots of tequila and then it
was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
You went to McCarthy's first.

Speaker 9 (01:21:53):
Yeah, yeah, nobody knew who I was, and I was
sitting there listening to a couple of dudes from another
radio station tell people who they were, and then I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Laughed, yeah, and I came over and told you so seriously. Yeah,
the dudes from that other station, Oh yeah, you told
me that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:22:06):
It was like a sales guy in somebody else and
they're like, hey, have you ever heard of this radio station?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
There's two chicks, and they're like, now.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
I got tagged in another radio station's DJ's post at Deaftones,
and it took me forever to figure out what was
going on because it's a station that like, I'm aware of,
but I don't know who anybody is on the station itself,
and apparently there's two people on the air there the

(01:22:31):
one girl was sitting in the same row as me
and one of her co workers, so she was posting
a reel of her coworker in the row. But then
it said bonus Alan Cox Show, which is my social
media tag bonus Alan Cox Show at the end, and
it obviously shows up for me because I'm tagged. I go,
what am I looking at here? And I didn't see myself.

(01:22:53):
I saw somebody else in the frame that I thought
she thought.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Was me, and I was like, well, that am me?

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
And I look at it again and I'm like, well,
these people know who I am, so they're not going
to mistag. Sure enough, it's me at the end of
the row, scrolling on my phone because it was in
between bands, and I was like, I don't you could
have said hi, you know, because I'm like, well, now
that's just weird. I'm tagging in the background of your

(01:23:21):
reel of your friend. You know you could have you know,
you go, hey, Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I'm going to tag in a post. It's fine, yeah,
it just I was confused for a minute.

Speaker 20 (01:23:34):
Allan, I think you can make a strong case for
a lawsuit to iHeart, because you've clearly been traumatized and
now developed Stockholm syndrome. You've fallen in love with your tormentor.
As the associates Steeler, You're making excuses for him, saying
a snow big deal and maybe they needed it worse
than you, and asking Rob not to seek vengeance and.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
All that. But that's just my opinion. Have a good day, guys,
don't seek vengeance, all right, too late. I am vengeance
Stockholm syndrome. I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
I'm sympathizing with my captor. Now Rob, this person who
is capturing my beverages. See, my thought is, yes, it's
a mild annoyance, but it's not going to change my life.
It might make their day a little better. And the
jokes on them, because spoiler, that's not the last Celsius

(01:24:28):
on Earth. I've got cases of them, and so I
can bring more. The point, I can bring more. I
know it's not the principle of the thing, but I
can make more.

Speaker 11 (01:24:42):
Rob.

Speaker 21 (01:24:42):
If you were the actual Celsius Steeler, I mean, bravo,
you guys would need severe accolades for excellence.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
And broadcasting if that was the truth.

Speaker 21 (01:24:52):
Your righteous indignation and hire for the Celsius Steeler just
as a cover for being the Celsius Steeler.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
I mean, hats off.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
That is excellence and broadcasting, sir, righteous indignation. All right,
So I didn't want to.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
You know, we like to do bits here on the
show all the time, and I didn't want to pull
the curtain back so quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
But no, I'm kidding. I have no clue who it is.
It's not Rob. I have no clue who it is,
but that would be funny if it was Rob.

Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
Somebody suggested we get a guard dog for the fridge.
I think that's a great idea. Just chain like a
starving dog up to it, like a mean, just junk
yard dog.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Guys, this is my service animal, think all right, I don't.
He's there for no reason other than to safeguard my potent.
Feed him once a day, Yes he is. He lives
to keep Celsius in a refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
Yup.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I throw him one of my unrefined meals and we're
off to the races. Come on, snot keep that guy
out of there.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Alan, I thought Tim Disney was supposed to be on today.
Tim Disney is on Friday, the Great Tim Misney making
his triumphant return to this program.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
No, that'll be Friday Alan in our shop. We prank
people with hot peppers Calori ta two.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
You got that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
That's on page two.

Speaker 7 (01:26:21):
We prank people with hot peppers Carolina reapers. To be precise,
we will rub them on drinks or water bottles, and
it's pretty immediate when somebody gets it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Yeah, that's like a misdemeanor, I think. And it smells.
You could smell them. Yeah. I don't rub stuff on
other people's This is what I don't like, prank humor.
I don't rub stuff on people's water bones.

Speaker 9 (01:26:43):
That Revenge of the Nerds when they did it with jocks,
I don't know they poured that stuff, but yeah, they
made us like yeah, because remember they take all the
football team's jocks and they pour that hot stuff on it,
like icy hot. Yeah, and they put them on in
the uh what's the guy's name, Tanaka, he's stirring it
with a boat or and he's like, oh, it's like salad.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Eh, golly. So a lot of theories, rob a lot
of thoughts. It's not me. A lot of theories. I
do wish it was. That would be so good, it'd
be great.

Speaker 9 (01:27:15):
I did do that to you, though, Remember when I
thought I was getting back at somebody that stole your drink. Yeah,
I did feel bad about it. Wait a second, what
a V eight splash? It is yum and that son
of a bit you're like, that's mine too.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
V eight splash. That was good And I don't believe
I normally don't like energy drinks. Those are delicious.

Speaker 7 (01:27:33):
I have a bit of sperm news for surly. Listen,
you can do what you want. You can live your
life however you wish. I don't understand these people that
throw these roadblocks in the way for really no apparent reason.

(01:27:54):
A bride and a groom who started dating in a
January of twenty twenty one, just got Mayor last week
the wedding where they shared their first kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
They say it was so worth the wait. Now let's
cut through the bowl.

Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
Honky here, these two people have spent the last four years,
I guarantee doing everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
But kissing. I don't know why. After nearly five years.

Speaker 7 (01:28:23):
Together, the couple finally locked lips after why why listen,
I get in a my cup of tea, but I
get the whole Like, we're not gonna have sex before marriage.
You know, we're only gonna do butt stuff or whatever
it is. However, however, you purity ring dopes figure it
out right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
I don't know you, do you? But the first kiss
at the altar?

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
I mean, they're both twenty two and listen, they've taken
their share of lumps, obviously, but they have a no
pre marital kissing rule. Golly, religion is weird kissing? I
come on, what if you? I can't in this goes
for the no sex before marriage either. I mean, I
just don't think that you can underplay the importance of

(01:29:08):
sexual chemistry. You just can't unless you're gonna be some
trad wife. And this kind of seems to fit the
bill where it doesn't matter what happens, you're not going anywhere.
So why would you want your wedding day to find
out that your new husband is a terrible kisser or
your new wife doesn't know what to do with her mouth?

(01:29:29):
Why would you want that? And that's got nothing to
do with Jesus. God does not care. First of all,
doesn't exist. But if he did or she did, does
not care. And so but again, you do what you want.
Their wedding day finally came this past Sunday in Texas
outside Dallas. This was so truly worth the wait. Now,

(01:29:53):
why these two I have to imagine this is the
only reason that the photos are in People magazine, But what.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
A way get in there.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
You know, exclusive follows of the two dummies who decided
and not kissed before their wedding day anticipation and pure excitement.
They said they were admittedly a little nervous about locking
lips for the first time in front of their one
hundred and sixty closest friends.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
And family members.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
You know, they say, the human brain, insofar as making
connections really kind of tops out at one hundred and
fifty people. You imagine having one hundred and fifty friends
and caught my friends on one hand, Oh, he still
had fingers left over.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
I had a massive wedding. They weren't people that I like.
If I could have done it all over, I would
have gotten married with six people in the room.

Speaker 7 (01:30:41):
My first wedding was like two hundred and twenty people.
I think my second was seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
This chick's kind of cute too.

Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
Man, Well, listen, they're both good looking people. But I'm like,
why did you wait to Because You're never going to
convince me that these two didn't do anything for four years.
What's the point of that? What do you think then,
because that's what happens when you have a lot of
these like amish types and whatever, right where they get
married at nineteen years old because they just want to

(01:31:09):
have sex. It's not that they're dying to get married
as a teenager and start cranking out cabbages.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
They just want to have sex. So what do you think?
These two were just like doing hand stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
But even that, why would you do because that's the joke, right, Oh,
or we're not having sex, but you know, girls that
bring them young are just doing butt stuff because they
think the kissing whatever. But what what I'm saying is like,
that's like the joke. But if you were gonna do
all that other stuff, why not kiss? I don't know,
maybe they're saying that was their thing. I mean maybe
at otphj is way less than a kiss. Like I said,

(01:31:41):
religion is weird. That's an interesting one. I was not
expecting them to look like that. Oh yeah, they are
your classic twenty two year old, affluent suburban Dallas couple. Yeah,
that's exactly what those you know, blonde wife and you
know whatever. Hey, listen, wish of nothing but happiness. I

(01:32:04):
just don't know why you would wait until crunch time
to find out while they have no idea what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
And at that point you can't say that was terrible.
It was everything we've been waiting for. Of course, you
have to say that, you're not going to go, oh
my god, I've made a terrible mistake. Let's see Joe Bluth.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
This says they're non denominational Christians, so they're just sort
of like they exist in the goodness of God.

Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
They believe Jesus. Yeah, I mean that's fine. Again, interesting
your life, you do whatever you want. But what I
can understand not having premarital sex, but the kissing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
I think there is weird. You had hand stuff going on,
and the pantheon of weird religious stuff. That's weird. The
couple's loved ones went absolutely crazy during the kiss. Yeah,
you think it was just a I laid one honor.
It looks like, I mean, I don't know, that's that's
a post photo because they you know, when they say

(01:33:04):
you may now kiss, you're at the altar. Well, that's
the other thing too.

Speaker 7 (01:33:07):
If people get married in front of other people, there
is the age old discussion of tongue, the no tongue,
no tongue, no tongue, no tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Oh wow in a church ceremony.

Speaker 7 (01:33:16):
Well, I'm not saying church, just two people getting we
got first time I got married in the church. Second
time was in an art gallery. But the second that's
totally different then. But I think if you're in a
church in front of you, you can't. I feel like
that's weird. I don't getting married.

Speaker 12 (01:33:27):
I know it is.

Speaker 7 (01:33:28):
These people want you to have sex because the focused
on having kids.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
I did the twice little you did. Yeah, yeah, I
wasn't gonna I was gonna shove my tongue in my
wife's mouth in front of a room of people. You
gave your wife a couple of friendly pecks at your
wedding like we kissed, kissed. I wasn't gonna. I wasn't
gonna start making out with my wife. Hey, everybody, watch this,
but you got but you're married, like you're I know

(01:33:54):
they'll know what I'm doing later. Everybody it's in their heads.
They know what we're doing. Yeah, but you don't have
to show it to one.

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
It is a weird transition to when your spouse's parents go, So,
when you're gonna have kids?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Yeah, don't ask me that question. When are you gonna
start banging my daughter? I regular, No, I'm not talking
to you about this, thank you. No AnyWho.

Speaker 11 (01:34:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
They said they didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:34:21):
Want any regrets from crossing physical lines prematurely.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Well, good for them. I just think it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:34:27):
Well, somebody brings up a good point because of when
they started dating. Maybe it started as a COVID thing
and they kept it as their thing. That's a terrible point.
I think that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
If you didn't kiss in the beginning because of COVID
and then you just saved it for when it was
special and it was your day. I can see that.

Speaker 7 (01:34:43):
Yeah, but they didn't say that. They they put it
through the prism of the Lord and the Lord and
the Lord.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
The Car Show on Hey you with the good taste?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
What the hell you doing here?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Nice guys said glass up, Yes, yes yet you.

Speaker 12 (01:35:32):
Chris.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
A band called Green Day Rob never heard of me,
Like Taco Bell, if you say green Day, people get upsets.
People like you to say green Day, Green day, Green
Day is what I call green day green See again,
I don't think I add emphasis to two word things

(01:35:52):
green day. How Japanese have you? It's green day, green Day,
green Day.

Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
I got another one thousand dollars for you in about
five percent it's minutes courtesy of the Buzzard bookie. It
will be your penultimate keyword for this Wednesday five point
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Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
And then we started up all over again with RMG.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
The next morning, I was reading that according to science,
and you know, science can be a liar sometimes, Rob
forget where I heard that, but it is right is
a liar. Sometimes a nice guys do finish last. Being
agreeable in relationships works primarily for women but against men.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
Right, There is a degree to which.

Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
Guys have kind of been over socialized in relationships.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
There is a bit of an imbalance. Now, some guys.

Speaker 7 (01:36:47):
On kind of the more bro end of the spectrum,
they go way too hard into the recalibration.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
But there is a way to be a dude and
still not be a pain in the ass about it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:00):
Right, There is some kind of reptile brain biological thing
in women or they want like a dude. But you
can still be nice about it. But if you're too nice,
that's going to work against you. They did this huge
study of thousands of guys and found out that there
was in fact a divide when it came to being

(01:37:21):
agreeable in relationships, being like empathetic and cooperative, and being
very patient. Right, these are all things that I think
are I don't have a lot of great qualities, but
I'm certainly not very empathetic, but I'm very patient. And
they say that women who exhibit those it's way better
for them. Guys not so much, because they're perceived as

(01:37:44):
being weak and so like, you know, you got to
be a nice guy, but still let her know that.
You know, if it comes down to it, you can
kill some zombies, you can chop some wood. Guys who
were sociable and confident and not so neurotic are obviously
more likely to be in a relationship. So guys who

(01:38:07):
are in there are a lot of guys, you know,
through no fault of their own. Everybody's got their own
hang ups about something. But there are some people afraid
of their own shadow. And that doesn't come off as
like a hot trait. I mean, you know, there's a
lid for every pot. So there's plenty of guys like
that who they've got their women. But they said that

(01:38:29):
guys who are more neurotic, according to the study of
people that they looked at, were far less likely to
have a partner. But they said that women who were
high on the neurotic scale were more likely to be
in a relationship. Why because a lot of guys love
crazy chicks.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
That's why. I don't think it's not necessarily loving crazy chicks,
like crazy chicks in the set.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:38:55):
But even that's a stereotype, right, I've been with a
couple of crazy girls who didn't know what they were
doing in bed.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Well, yes, sometimes chy's just crazy. Well that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:39:06):
I mean, there's this notion that you know, if somebody's
off their nut, are your pardon.

Speaker 16 (01:39:17):
That?

Speaker 7 (01:39:17):
If somebody's off their nuts and they're posting, that's right.
So just something to consider post nut clarity like that,
Like that Lola Young song.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
You know Lola Young, I.

Speaker 7 (01:39:36):
Don't know, she's cute. She had this big hit called Messy.
It's all her TikTok, he's just British. She got another
song called post sex clarity that's okay. That's what I
was thinking of, was the post sex clarity.

Speaker 9 (01:39:47):
I was just talking about eating some pistachios before bed.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
It was I usually get some clarity when I do that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:53):
Yeah, but then you also have green fingertips, don't you?
Or are they the red pistachios. You can't get them anymore,
can you?

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Is that true? I don't think you just died, right,
I mean, yeah, I think they got rid of that
years ago. Really, I haven't seen red pistachios in years.
I used to know them taste the exact same, but boy,
did they taste different because they look different.

Speaker 7 (01:40:17):
I like the Jullapano pistachios. Stashoos are really having their
moment right now.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
I love them.

Speaker 7 (01:40:22):
Yeah, advertise a lot for them, and they don't like
different kinds of varieties at the store.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
I don't like getting them shelled. Man, I like putting
in the work. I don't need all that. I need
the work. It's like peanuts.

Speaker 9 (01:40:32):
I won't I usually will never buy a jar of peanuts,
but I will get a bag of peanuts at a
baseball game.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
I'm fine, not I'm fine having them already shells. I
need the work. Yeah, I'm okay.

Speaker 7 (01:40:43):
AnyWho, Guys, don't be so neurotic. Listen, we like I said,
we all have our hang ups. Lord knows there's stuff
to get nervous about. But you know you can be
a cool guy and still get the point across that
you know you're not gonna shrink when she needs you.

(01:41:06):
The implication is that even in progressive societies, and this
is what I'm talking about with the reptile brain, right,
there's something in the human brain that goes all the
way back to Caveman times. No matter how socialized we are,
even in progressive societies, people whose personalities don't conform to
gender stereotypes face barriers in forming relationships. It's all fluid,

(01:41:30):
it's all on the spectrum. There are some things in
the human brain that go all the way back. It's
Caveman times. And that's what's interesting about it. I'll tell
you why I'm excited. Dolly Parton is not Dead. The
song in the early nineties, a dance song got played
in a lot of clubs. James Brown is Dead. Remember
the song James Brown is Dead.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
I don't think so.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
I think I don't know if it was a local
song or not. No, it was La style, but I
got played a lot in clubs back in the day.
Last James Brown is Dead. I don't know the point
they were trying to get across, but it was very
representative of that early nineties club vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
James Brown is this.

Speaker 7 (01:42:27):
Very eurotrashy in the early nineties. By the way, I
never heard this, never heard James Brown is dead. Nope,
Why you don't like techno one house music?

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
Crub?

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
No? I know you a communist?

Speaker 5 (01:42:46):
Yes, yes, I am. Listen.

Speaker 7 (01:42:52):
I hope you can all join me for my Saturday
morning club and techno music show. All right, that's what
dance music sounded like in the early nineties anyway. James
Brown in fact is dead, although many years after that song,
Dolly Parton, however, is not. I wonder she gave her
sister a talking to, because her sister was the one

(01:43:13):
that was like, please pray for my sister who's on
her deathbed. And then Dolly is sitting in front of
a green screen on TMZ, going, hey, I'm fine. There's
some stuff going on. Yeah, okay, but I'm not dead. Whoops,
hold on, let me get rid of James Brown is dead.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
Thank you much. As I don't want to.

Speaker 14 (01:43:35):
Bring your camera over here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
I want to say something.

Speaker 14 (01:43:39):
Well, today's October the eighth, and obviously I'm here doing
some commercials for the Grand Old.

Speaker 7 (01:43:45):
I like how she gives it's a proof of life video, right,
she's holding up today's paper.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
Yeah, the.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
The United States is a devil.

Speaker 14 (01:43:56):
Well awbry wittish one. I'm grish, kind of like a
country western girl. But before I got started, I wanted
to say, I know lately everybody thinks that I am
sicker than I am.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Do I look sick to you? I'm working hard here anyway.

Speaker 14 (01:44:13):
I wanted to put everybody's mind at ease, those of
you that seemed to be real concerned, which I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
And I appreciate your prayers.

Speaker 14 (01:44:21):
Because I'm a person of faith, I can always use
the prayers for anything and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
But I want you to know that I'm okay.

Speaker 14 (01:44:30):
I've got some problems, as I mentioned back when my
husband cars.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
I'm trying to figure out how to sing with these
horse teeth. My stupid bitch of a sister ran her
mouth when she should not even cause mass hysteria.

Speaker 7 (01:44:43):
Yeah, I wonder what the story is behind that she
does look a little spoopy on one side of her face,
but it sounded dire like her sister was like, please
pray for Dolly.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
Yes, she was like, I was up all night praying please.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:44:56):
So doesn't it like if you look at that video,
doesn't the less I guess it would be her left
side of her face look a little droopy like you
think she had a like a mini stroker saw or
is that just the plastic surgery.

Speaker 7 (01:45:06):
It's hard to say. Boy, you gotta wonder what's doing
underneath her clothes. So she has a system of levers
and pulleys and trusses keeping everything together.

Speaker 9 (01:45:16):
Or I bet you it's not as bad as you
would think for someone who's eighty one years old.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
Okay, I mean it's gonna be. Skin's gonna be where
it's not supposed to be. But I mean those those
those boobs ain't moving no.

Speaker 14 (01:45:28):
Back when my husband Carl was very sick, that was
for a long time past. I didn't take care of myself,
so I let a lot of things go that I
should have been taken.

Speaker 7 (01:45:39):
Maybe she was just got getting back from the dentist
rob that's a good point, and it was the novacane
wearing and she was in for dental work.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Uh huh, ridiculous kind of put New Veneers in. It's
time for a tune.

Speaker 14 (01:45:53):
Up care of So anyway, when I got around to it,
the doctor said, we need to take care of this,
we need to take care of that. Nothing major, but
I did have to cancel some things so I could
be closer to home, closer to Vanderbilt, you know where
I'm kind of having a few treatments here and there.
But I wanted you to know that I'm not dying.

(01:46:15):
Did you see that there was that Ai picture of
reband me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Oh lordy.

Speaker 14 (01:46:21):
I mean they had rebat my deathbed and we both looked.

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
Like we need to be buried.

Speaker 7 (01:46:28):
But anyway, so Dolly Parton is alive, doesn't need to
be buried, not on her deathbed.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
I mean that is obviously very good news. No, no,
it's great. You never want to see.

Speaker 7 (01:46:40):
I'm just curious why her sister went full till boogie.
I'm like, oh, maybe she didn't mean it to sound
so dire. She's like, hey, my sister's having some stuff done.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
You know what, because until yesterday, no one on the
planet knew Dolly Parton had a sister, and now they do.
I did, Rob, I did.

Speaker 7 (01:46:59):
Dolly Parton has done and over the decades, numerous interviews,
and she's talked about her siblings. Now I didn't know
their names. They got some names boys, and they're like
Wilhelmina or like Brandan.

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
Mouthful of teeth boy. Yeah, that's right. I just remember that. Yeah,
she's definitely got siblings.

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
I remember that Dolly Parton biopic from years ago that
kind of chronicled her early years growing up.

Speaker 17 (01:47:25):
Come on, Tiffany Tayler, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan Taylor, Britney,
Wesley Rumor, Scott Cassidy, Cloe, Cloe, Max Hunter, Kendall, Katelyn Noah, Sasha.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
Morgan, Kira Ian, Lauren Cubert.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
Fail.

Speaker 7 (01:47:49):
I didn't hear Dolly in there. Maybe she was not available,
Maybe she's very very young. You're still sleeping, Dolly Parton
looking at the camera. My sister, whose heart is much
bigger than her brain.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
God blast her announced that I see it, and then
she had to go on and do this whole parade,
dog and Pony show to make sure everybody knows she's fine. Yeah,
there has to be more to it. She did say treatments,
by the way, treatments. Yeah, bandy, that's not I mean,
that's not nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:48:22):
Alan, Dolly Parton is obviously sick. Her chest looks very swollen.
I get it because she has big boobs, robbed Oh
yeahs famous for them. I mean I remember being a
kid when you'd walk around putting a couple of balloons,
onder your sweater and play Dolly Park.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Oh yeah, boobs. Those Dolly Parton jokes have been around
forever too. Hell yeah, mister boob, that's me be double
be boob.

Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
Alan, red pistachios were read to hide blemishes. Harvesting techniques
have gotten rid of that need, all right, sir or madam.
In the YouTube chat, somebody said Dolly's bra is working
more than nine to five. All right, Uh huh, congratulations, Alan.
I dated a crazy woman, a diagnosed sociopath, who laid

(01:49:12):
there like a cadaver when we were having sex.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
Yeah, there's a fine line there. I mean there's some
you know, fine line.

Speaker 7 (01:49:25):
Dolly Parton sounds like that song you play with the ladies,
sings about all the different kinds of meat. She likes,
the grandma who's way into meat. The turkey makes her perky.
Oh right, right, maybe it is Dolly Parton. I can't
I mean, I can't see what she looks like. But
my name is Grandma, and I like all My name
is Grandma, Grandma, what legal names?

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Grandma? And I like all kinds of.

Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Her name is gerty Randma. My name is Grandma, and
I like all kinds of meat.

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
Well, I like you shacking is finger bacon, I like cam,
I like ham hot Damn, I like corn well, I
guess people do from New York.

Speaker 5 (01:50:18):
Golly.

Speaker 7 (01:50:19):
I starting to get the impression that she's just rhyming
words with different kinds of meat. Rob Allen, She said
she's not dying, but that's a lie. We're all dying.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
Mmm.

Speaker 4 (01:50:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
I like to uh.

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
Inform my nine year old of that frequently. You know,
we begin to die the moment we're born. Uh, good night, honey.

Speaker 5 (01:50:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
My grandfather told me that.

Speaker 9 (01:50:46):
The other grandfather, not my Italian grandfather, driving around and
I was afraid of death when I was a kid,
and he was like.

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
Oh, Rob, what are you gonna do about it? It's
no big deal. From the minute you're born, you start dying,
that's right. And I was like, well, that's just fantastic, poppy,
thank you. We're born to die. That is just so great.
Every breath you take closer to death eyes is awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:51:12):
Yeah, it puts things in perspective. Yeah, you get a
flesh machine and all. If you and Rob were single,
would you guys bang present day Dolly Parton?

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
I would not.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
You don't you say that. I'd like to.

Speaker 7 (01:51:29):
I'd like to appreciate her from afar. I would like
to keep our relationship professional.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
No, I would not.

Speaker 9 (01:51:36):
You really mean that, like if that actually happened. No,
you wouldn't even think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
No, thank you. Nope, I want to say the same,
I really do. But I think if I was actually
in the situation, I don't know if I could just
instantly dismiss it. Nope. I like mcgal's firm. I don't
disagree with you, But it's Dolly park and it am
I getting the taste? Am getting a little of that
Dolly Parton doe on the end of it? You know
what I mean? Do I get a TF you see

(01:52:02):
the end? No? I know I would not. No, I
would respectfully decline, And yeah, I mean I guess I
probably would too. But it is interesting to think about.

Speaker 7 (01:52:22):
Yeah, Paul and Detroit says, just hearing Dolly Parton talk
can make anybody's day better.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
I tend to agree.

Speaker 7 (01:52:32):
She's somebody that I'm very because she's just so nice
and she has been you know anybody who has been
crazy famous for that long but still maintains and kind
of publicly projects that whole. Like, listen, I'm grew up
in a dirt check in Tennessee, that kind of thing,
and it's not really a put on. I love it,

(01:52:54):
and it's so talented and just you know, philanthropic and
all of it. Now, Yeah, it's really expensive to go
to Dollywood. I didn't see that coming, but a lot
of ghost of charity.

Speaker 5 (01:53:05):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven Buzzmon Buzzard.

Speaker 11 (01:53:14):
One hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Cleveland called the Alan Cox.

Speaker 11 (01:53:19):
Show than Allan Cox.

Speaker 1 (01:53:22):
My show sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:53:25):
Two one six, five seven eight one double O seven
or one eight three four eight.

Speaker 5 (01:53:29):
One double O seven.

Speaker 7 (01:53:45):
Boy, Hey about those Cavaliers. The first preseason game last
night lose by one point to the Chicago Bowl and
so the cass will go to Chicago to play the
Bulls again tomorrow night, eight o'clock, tip, seven thirty pre
game here on the buzzard, and then two more preseason games.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
They'll go to Boston to play the Celtics.

Speaker 7 (01:54:09):
That's Al Horford and the Boston Celtics, and then the
Detroit Pistons will come to Cleveland on Tuesday night, and
then your regular season will kick off on Wednesday. The
twenty second Calvs have a couple of road games in
the Empire State and then the home opener is the
twenty sixth against the Bucks of mealy Walk.

Speaker 2 (01:54:29):
That would be a Sunday night game. Got a great
quote for comment here from guy calling himself a Parma man.
In the chat, he says, Dolly Wood is what Rob
has right now. Thinking about that scenario, he said, very good, Dollywood,
well done. Huh yeah. And our very own Dan Stansbury
text me and said, the man won't eat carbs after

(01:54:54):
one pm. He's not effing Dolly.

Speaker 7 (01:54:58):
At two Stansbury right, She's not wearing a suit made
of carbs.

Speaker 5 (01:55:07):
Dan, so good.

Speaker 12 (01:55:09):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
You always catch grief on the food stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:55:12):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:55:12):
It's the easy. It's the if you'll pardon the pond,
it's the lowest hanging fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
It's the easy. It's the easiest thing to grab onto.

Speaker 7 (01:55:22):
Uh No, I would not, because that's a that is
a question that will come out every time you see
the alley partner, and I will say she does. It
sounds silly to say, boy, she looks great. I'm just
saying in the context of someone who's had extensive plastic surgery,
you know that can go sideways so easily.

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
Sure, and she looks great.

Speaker 7 (01:55:43):
But I'm just like I said, I feel like there's
a series of trusses, and I think the skims and
the spanks are to expect working over time, like years old.
I know, but just because you're eighty one doesn't mean
you can be svelt in eighty one. And again, she
doesn't look like somebody who's being held in. She's still

(01:56:04):
a very fit woman. I'm sure she said. Listen whatever
she said. All I'm saying is, if you were to
present me with a naked Dolly Parton, I would respectfully
decline unless she was down for some freaky, really crazy stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:56:22):
Bull honky. Yeah that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:56:25):
Then you gotta out of out of curiosity. But just
standard man on top, man behind, get it over with quick.
I don't know about that, No, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:56:37):
I'm gonna make you spit my mouth. Do you imagine
if Dolly Parton is a hard Greek. I mean, she's
been married.

Speaker 7 (01:56:46):
Her husband passed away, but she was famously married for
like fifty five years or something, right, yeah, her husband,
don I think right, Don Parton?

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
No, that wasn't his name.

Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
Her husband was Karl Dean and they were married in
nineteen sixty six until his death.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
He just died, and so they were married a long time.

Speaker 7 (01:57:08):
They were married for almost sixty years, would have been
sixty next year, right by my math. He died at
eighty two. And this was a guy who was the
quintessential first husband. He was happy to step back. Most
people didn't even if you only knew Dolly Parton at
a glance, you didn't even know about this guy that

(01:57:31):
she'd been married for that long. And so he was
with her since she was eighteen years old, before she
was like Dolly Pardon, before she was famous. And so
she posted this on her Instagram like seven months ago
when he died. She was like, I fell in love
with this guy when he was eighteen years old, and
we've been together almost sixty years, well married, almost sixty years,

(01:57:54):
been together that long and he ran an asphalt laying business. Right,
you're just a regular dude. And he's like Dolly Parton's
my wife, sure, but he's he's doing his job and
you know, there to support her when she needed it
when her bro just wasn't doing the trick. And they

(01:58:16):
never had kids because she was like, I wanted to
focus on my career, very candid about it. You know,
women feel like they somehow have to make excuses if
they don't want kids, and you don't for whatever reason,
even for people who do make I should say, excuses
for people who feel like they have to provide some

(01:58:37):
explanation as to why they don't want to have kids,
even those are somehow ranked. You know, well, I don't
want to have them because I don't want to bring
a child into this kind of world. And then people go, well,
the world's always in turmoil. Yeah, but it's probably not
going to burn up in thirty years. That's different than turmoil.
So anyway, Dolly Parton was like, like, no, I never

(01:59:00):
had kids, but she was very very focused on like
literacy programs, you know, so very kid centric.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
She's like, I think of myself as a mother to
everyone's children.

Speaker 7 (01:59:12):
You know, but again she had who knows if she
would have had kids because she said she want to
focus on her career. But obviously she had some health
issues too. But I think on top of that, she's like,
I never was you know, I never had it like
this burning desire to have kids.

Speaker 2 (01:59:28):
It's never too late.

Speaker 7 (01:59:31):
And by the way, this is something that I kind
of don't understand. I mean, I'm shooting blanks. Rob I
got snipped.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
I oh for her.

Speaker 7 (01:59:41):
Yeah, well listen, medicine and science are doing some amazing things,
and maybe in the autumn of her years, Dolly Parton
somebody gets here knocked up. Can't you imagine if the
announcement is that Dolly Parton. What was the procedure she
was having in vitro. We didn't want to get into it,

(02:00:01):
but Dolly Parton has been suffering from a horrible morning
sick that she was having pregnant. Yeah, she was having
her iud removed. Oh no, well that could be very painful.
That could be very painful. She had it put it
in nineteen seventy eight. Well you gotta get them swapped
out every half a decade, and uh yeah, oh boy,

(02:00:25):
she's in there. Screaming, that's no fun.

Speaker 5 (02:00:27):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (02:00:28):
When you got to put in or taken out, boy,
you need some kind of Dolly Parton good one decides
it's finally time to start having children. It's my time
to become a mother. She dies when the kid's six
months old. I never knew my mom. Oh does she
die young?

Speaker 3 (02:00:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:00:45):
No, she died old, old when I was eighty two. Oh,
I'm so sorry, honey. What happened to your mother? Natural causes? Yeah,
but she had enemies.

Speaker 5 (02:00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
So no Dolly Parton and her husband ever our kids.
But she did.

Speaker 7 (02:01:00):
And this is kind of what I don't understand, And
maybe some of you who are a bit more fluid
in your sexual relationships can explain it to me. She
described her marriage to her husband as being an open relationship,
but specifically said that doesn't mean sexually open. Now to me,
if you're gonna talk about an open relationship, that's the

(02:01:22):
only criterion I would care about. Yah, Because well, I
think to her, she's like, well, I like flirt, mother man.
And you know, because Jolene was written about this bank teller,
Supposedly that was like flirting with her husband. I wonder
if that just like if I found out he was
banging somebody else, I'd kill him.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
But I can flirt and he can flirt. I'm like,
that's not an open relationship.

Speaker 7 (02:01:44):
You know, maybe in nineteen sixty six, you know, they
weren't exactly part of the Summer of Love.

Speaker 2 (02:01:48):
I wonder if she just did that to keep that
like hot chick image up, you know what I mean, like, oh, yeah,
we're allowed to flirt. No, No, then that like you
know what I mean, like just something silly, just to
be like, oh cool, I could still score with Dolly Parton.

Speaker 7 (02:02:01):
Maybe no, but it strikes me more as like what
a really conservative couple would call an open relationship. We
can flirt, you know, like sixty years down the road,
those two that saved their first kiss for their wedding day,
that's gonna be them.

Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
We've had some crazy nights. One night he slept in
boxers and he rolled over and it fell out. It
fell out. One night he did not have on his
traditional full business suit pajamas like they kind of were
in sitcoms when they go to bed. You know, the lapel.

Speaker 3 (02:02:39):
He rolled over fell out.

Speaker 2 (02:02:42):
Oh look like a little worm outside. Yeah, like akaboo,
like a worm trying to get out of a bird's beak.
Open Dolly Parton's open relationship. He can flirt, I can flirt.
He can go in the bathroom and masterbate he wants to.

(02:03:04):
We have an open relationship. He just fine, we want
That's right. We call it free use. Here in the house,
he can come up behind me when I'm making paying case.
He can squeeze my bum. Go into the bathroom and
master bait.

Speaker 12 (02:03:24):
He can go in there, masterbait. Susie doesn't get anything on.
I prefer he does in the shower, but he can
do it into the sink if he wants to.

Speaker 2 (02:03:38):
Honey, where's that pork chop? Sound's gonna make for dinner?

Speaker 11 (02:03:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:03:45):
You know, listen, she was on the road so much.
It's all like he went with her. So, I guess
you know. Another thing you can take away from this
is it's real easy to say married for sixty years
if you never see each other.

Speaker 7 (02:03:55):
Right, It's like that old joke. You know what's a
secret they say, separate vacations. At the end of the day,
we love each other madly, she said, I know he
knows I'll always come home. Yeah, So whatever their secret
sauce was, that's got to be tough when that person dies,

(02:04:17):
you know, even for civilians. I mean, obviously she's famous,
but she's a human woman. So but Miley Cyrus is
her goddaughter.

Speaker 5 (02:04:27):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:04:28):
By the way, Miley Cyrus apparently says she's the first
person to ever be canceled.

Speaker 2 (02:04:33):
Did you see that clip of Miley Cyrus. No.

Speaker 7 (02:04:35):
She was on CBS this morning or something, and she
was like, I think I'm the where's that clip? She
was talking about how she was the first person. I
was the first person maybe to be canceled, is what
she said, able to have perspective? What did you think
of all? I mean, there were moms that were trying to,
I guess cancel you.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
Yeah, I was the first person to maybe ever be canceled.
I guess how would you describe that time in your life?

Speaker 19 (02:05:00):
Well, you know, I didn't know until I was older
actually how brutal it really was, because it was very
I guess, you know, challenging for other people, but for me,
it was a good time.

Speaker 7 (02:05:14):
So she's talking about like when she was running around
and sticking her tongue out at everybody, and that was
just because you know, to a lot of people she
was still Hannah Montana.

Speaker 2 (02:05:23):
I might have been. I figured it was Julius and
Ethel Rosenberg, but okay, it was Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 9 (02:05:28):
Generations of people. Dude ask, like, that's an auto touch
person right there. Well, I I think maybe she's she
means I know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (02:05:38):
Yeah, what I infer is she means before like this
massive wave of it being a regular thing.

Speaker 2 (02:05:42):
She's talking about like ten years ago, when she was.

Speaker 7 (02:05:47):
Becoming very overtly sexual for some reason, when my older
kids were a little or my daughter, I should say,
she watched Hannah Montana kind of casually. She's never crazy
for it, but I thought that show was on for
way longer. It was only on for four seasons. Canceled
in twenty eleven. See, but Miley always had a career.
That's the difference. Like even though she was quote canceled,

(02:06:09):
she still was on the road. She still was selling
out arenas well. That's always my things. I'm kind of like,
you're not really canceled if you're still like making money
from it. And you know, every time they talk about
comedians being canceled, I'm like, Okay, So Louis c k
had to do some shows at arenas in Serbia. That
doesn't you know, that just means you're taking a sabbatical
from you know, American pop culture.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
And you just take anything in music.

Speaker 9 (02:06:31):
Over the years, the things that were that people tried
to ban Elvis like they're like, people were freaking out
that Elvis was allowed to be on television to shoot
him from the waist up so in his hips. Look
at the name banned after band after band after band
of people that were quote canceled. Maybe she's the first
person to be canceled because that's the term of the

(02:06:51):
of the of the past decade.

Speaker 2 (02:06:54):
I think that's maybe what she meant. But people have
been being screwed by the rest of us forever.

Speaker 7 (02:06:58):
Yeah, dumb, That's why I think all the it was
inevitable and I'm surprised maybe it took this long. But
the Taylor Swift backlash over this new album because the
general consensus outside of you know, the die hard Swifties,
the you know, maga cult of pop music is that

(02:07:23):
the album's not that great. But I'm like, you know,
she's had a really good run, boy, so.

Speaker 2 (02:07:27):
If she stumbles and falls a little bit, whatever, but
she will still tour this album, Yeah, and she will
still sell out every NFL football stadium multiple nights in
a row, doesn't matter how bad the album is. She's
writing from a different place for the first time, There's
no question about it. She's writing as a happy person

(02:07:50):
in a relationship for the first time ever, and you
can hear about it.

Speaker 9 (02:07:53):
She's writing songs about to Travis Kelsey's Peckers Bonner, you
know what I mean. So okay, She's never that before.
It's always been about someone breaking her heart.

Speaker 2 (02:08:02):
So okay.

Speaker 9 (02:08:04):
Lyrically, is it gonna be the best thing she's ever done? No,
But she's having fun, so who cares? Yeah, everybody gave
her a hard time for reputation too well, not only bad,
but it's like, you can't just as a function of
getting older. She's in her mid thirties now, right, you
can only go back to that well so long. Granted,
if it doesn't work out with her and Travis kelce

(02:08:24):
you're gonna get one hell of an album down right,
that's gonna be like her magnum Opus. But you know
Travis Kelcey, you know, by his own admission, he's like, I.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
Don't really read that good. You know that kind of thing.
So I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:08:39):
People are giving her a hard time, but they seem happy.
It's my thing is when she tries to be sexy.
I think that's where people get a little cringey. Neither
of them. And I think this is kind of attendant
to when they were talking about how little people cared
about their engagement announcement.

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
And that's fine.

Speaker 7 (02:09:00):
It's because neither of them are sexy, and you kind
of want that in your celebrity couples. I guess, right,
j Lo and Ben affleck Uh, you know Jlo is
super six. Neither Taylor Swift or Travis Kelcey are sexy, right.
He seems like a lunkhead. She seems like she's kind

(02:09:21):
of still in high school. She's thirty five, and and
so for all the romance and heartbreak in her songs,
she's still like a sexual to me.

Speaker 5 (02:09:32):
See, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:09:32):
So when she jumps right to Wood, it's jarring, Like
being sexy is not You can be whatever you want
to be, right, I'm just saying up till now, being
sexy is not in her wheelhouse.

Speaker 2 (02:09:43):
I think there's something sexy about Taylor Swift. I don't
think so I do, and I and I think the
you mean looks or persona or what I mean. Yeah,
she's been so I mean so, I don't know. I
think I think both for sure, but I also think
she is. So.

Speaker 9 (02:09:58):
This is another one. You just mentioned Miley Cyrus a
minute ago. Right, a couple of weeks ago, you talked
to that dude that was in Showgirls.

Speaker 2 (02:10:04):
What was his name, Kyle mclach Kyle McLoughlin, Right, he
was in He was in that pool scene with Jesse Spanno.

Speaker 9 (02:10:10):
Well, what's her real Elizabeth? Yeah, that's that's what happens
when you go too far, too fast. Taylor didn't do
that right. She went from being this wholesome the worst
thing that's ever happened was she was taking caffeine pills on.

Speaker 2 (02:10:23):
Saved by the Bell, to getting destroyed in a pool.

Speaker 3 (02:10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:10:26):
So there's a humongous difference when your audience knows you
two completely separate ways.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
That's not what she did. This isn't going to damage
her in the least. But I think that she's I listen,
I think there is a team of people. With every
move that she makes, they do. She does not make
decisions for herself. This is all done calculated, she will
be just fine. This album will not hurt her in
the least. No, I don't think that it will either.

Speaker 7 (02:10:53):
And I just think that people who have been waiting
to pounce are somehow happy that they can finally do it.

Speaker 2 (02:11:01):
But I'm like, bro, even but have fun doing that.

Speaker 7 (02:11:04):
But she has a pretty solid record before this, so
I'm sure even she realizes that she seems to be
pretty self aware and she I think that's probably one
of her best qualities. It shouldn't have to right, if
it all ended today, she'd never have to do another
thing in her life.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
She probably kind of hopes it does. Yeah, if you're tailor,
She's like, oh darn a flop. Okay, Well, looks like
it's over.

Speaker 5 (02:11:27):
That was fun.

Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
I'm gonna go spend my eight trillion dollars for the
rest of my life sitting on an island. Peace Out.

Speaker 7 (02:11:34):
Cotton Balls says Dolly Parton could fart in my face,
and I thank her Jesus for the Imagination Library alone.
He says, well, she's done a lot. Yeah, the man,
oh the old chuck Berry. See, I think I'd rather
have sex with her than ever fart in my face.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
I want to go on record as saying I don't
want anyone farting.

Speaker 9 (02:11:58):
In But if you had to pick one of the two,
what do you do? You let her fart in your face?
Or do you take her outside for a little bit inside?
I guess for them, let me ask this as delicately
as I can. Have you ever had anyone fart in
your face?

Speaker 2 (02:12:14):
I mean other than like you know, a friend walks
by you. No, no, no, I'm talking like in flagrante
de Oh, okay, I'm not really looking for a command
performance of that experience. That's all I'm saying. It's mine
back here. I'm good now the Ellen cor show on one.

Speaker 5 (02:12:42):
Pro tip.

Speaker 2 (02:12:43):
If a cop pulls you over and nay, hear you
listening to this, We're probably just gonna let you go
because you know, I figured you suffered enough.

Speaker 5 (02:12:53):
Cock show one seven mm.

Speaker 7 (02:13:24):
So Arby's rolled out. There's steak nuggets, Robbie, that doesn't
sound great. I noticed some people were very excited. Some
acquaintances of mine on social media were really putting a
spotlight on the Arby's steak nuggets. I mean, have we
been getting these in like jerky form for a while now?

(02:13:48):
Arby says this is a first of its kind product.
Might be a reason for that steak nuggets rolled out nationwide. Well,
you know how long Rob has Big Chicken had a
stranglehold on the nugget.

Speaker 2 (02:14:07):
Form of food?

Speaker 17 (02:14:09):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (02:14:10):
They describe it as a premium protein product and a
whole new way to nugget. Again, this is hashtag, not
an ad. But I noticed that I noticed quite a
few people in my feed we're spotlighting the uh and
I don't think these are people getting paid.

Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
These aren't influencer types. So it's just it's basically just
a steak cut into pieces. It's like if you were
to cut up a steak into like little bite sized pieces.
That's what it is.

Speaker 9 (02:14:37):
Yeah, So it's not like a like a nugget nugget.
It's it's literally a piece of steak.

Speaker 2 (02:14:42):
I guess.

Speaker 7 (02:14:43):
So they're taking more whatever they use, whatever their reasonable
facsimile is for actual steak, and they're.

Speaker 9 (02:14:48):
Taking like a yeah, they're just probably they probably come
in cut already and they're just taking like a sirloin
and cutting up a cirtloin.

Speaker 7 (02:14:54):
That's what it looks like, servings of five or nine
pieces with hickory barbecue sauce or with mac and cheese
in the steak nugget bowl.

Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
I think the Patriots are gonna win that this year.
By the way, the sneak nugget bowl. Yeah yeah, they
a good shot at it. Yep, they look strong.

Speaker 7 (02:15:15):
Until now, steak has been inconvenient to eat, said Arby's
Arby's chief marketing officer. Oh no, you know, it's like
the commercials for the dumb stuff where the first half
is in black and white, when it just shows somebody
that can't get it together, and then they put it
in color. Now there's a no way to serve salad,

(02:15:38):
and the lady she's got vegetables all over the kitchen
because salad is too difficult.

Speaker 2 (02:15:43):
That's what this is.

Speaker 7 (02:15:44):
Steak has been so inconvenient to eat. You had to
use two hands and a knife and a fork. Now
you can just fill a feedbag full of nuggets and
drop your mouth right in there. No knife needed, fork optional.
I mean you're still gonna wipe it covered in barbecue sauce.
Of course, you're gonna want to fork. You're gonna try
to dig in and eat these things bare handed. Caveman Also,

(02:16:08):
this strikes me as something that you're not gonna want
to get after they've been under the heat lamps for
a minute. No, right, it's something you're gonna want them
to make, like right there, And I don't know how
likely that is. I mean, this is still mass produced
fast food. I mean it's one thing if you get
kind of your fries aren't up to par. But if
you get some steak nuggets and you bite into them

(02:16:28):
and they're like dust.

Speaker 9 (02:16:30):
Are you looking at the picture? Did you see a
picture of them? No, there's some nice exterior shots of it,
like it shows like in a nice crisp on it,
and that shows you some interior cuts that Okay, there
you go. You don't have to worry about those things
drying out. If you look, I mean you can already dried.
I I mean, look, man, I like a steak like

(02:16:52):
anybody right that you're not getting that thing medium that's well,
that is going to be woold.

Speaker 7 (02:16:58):
Well yeah, because they can't. If you're gonna mass produce these,
you can't run the risk and somebody's gonna get sick. No,
that's what I'm saying. That's why there's not a lot
of wiggle room here. You know, it's something that they're
gonna be chewy as hell guaranteed, and people will try
him and everything and sure they know they'll be like,
we're gonna try these for a while.

Speaker 2 (02:17:14):
Be fine. I mean, the roast beef sandwiches are gray,
so at least this will be on brand, right, I
haven't been.

Speaker 7 (02:17:19):
There wasn't Arby's down the street when we used to
be in Independence. It was Keddy Corner from the Taco
Bell that I would go to on Fridays. I haven't
been to an Arby's. I couldn't tell pre covid. I
couldn't tell you the last time his armies. Now, will
I try the steak nuggets on my way home?

Speaker 5 (02:17:42):
Yes? I will?

Speaker 7 (02:17:45):
I mean, how long have they been telling us that
they have the meats rob long time? They haven't changed
that marketing up ving Raim's boy, he fell asked backwards
into a pretty sweet Arby's gig.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
Good for him.

Speaker 7 (02:17:57):
I would love to be wrong, but I have to
assume this is tough man. The reviews are pretty much
what you're describing. They're like, they're not terrible, but it's
like beef jerky.

Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
Yeah, it's gonna be dry, like it just has to
be dry.

Speaker 7 (02:18:14):
One person who is a snack influencer tried them at
the test locations back in May. The majority of people
who tried them like them. Unfortunately, they were calling them
moose knuckles. Ooops, we have the moose knuckles.

Speaker 2 (02:18:34):
I'll try that.

Speaker 9 (02:18:36):
So the barbecue five piece is six hundred calories somehow,
with four hundred and forty of them coming from fat How.

Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
How I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:18:49):
It's got to just be the cut. Holy God, there
should be many beef Wellington's. Someone says, oh, yeah, that's
cost prohibitive.

Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
Right.

Speaker 7 (02:19:01):
By the way, the phrase protein prout. It makes me
a little nervous too. The shades of soil and green
there right. The steak nuggets are made of people.

Speaker 12 (02:19:12):
People.

Speaker 2 (02:19:14):
All these steak nuggets are so juicy. Well, those are.

Speaker 9 (02:19:18):
Devotion tacuracy there, Billy. What I read was for the
nine piece. I apologize six hundred calories for the nine piece,
just under ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:19:29):
All right, I'll try them nine I can get them
with barbecue is what they recommend, or you can get
them with ranch.

Speaker 7 (02:19:39):
Imagine if we found out they were really rocky Mountain oysters.
Oh yes, this steak is super chewy. Those are mold testicles.
My friend, here's a reason for that. That's what walker
moose knuckles. Steak nuggets are not supposed to be deep fried.

Speaker 2 (02:19:58):
They're not fried.

Speaker 7 (02:19:59):
Yeah, I don't think fried anyway. This is kind of
putting them currently on the map. You know, it's a
blood sport out there, boy, if you are running a
fast food operation. I was reading a thing the other
day about how Burger King got rid of that King
mascot because it was creeping people out and sending them
over to McDonald's for twenty years. They're like, Jesus, if

(02:20:20):
there's anything we didn't think anything was more creepy than
Ronald McDonald, but it turned out to be that creepy
King who was like peering into people's window. I thought
it was funny, but you know, you're trying to get
kids to go to your place too, and if your
kids are freaked out, they're gonna want to go to
the place with Grimace.

Speaker 2 (02:20:36):
They're not gonna want to go to the place with
the King. That makes sense.

Speaker 7 (02:20:43):
So, yeah, if you listen to us on iHeartRadio, you
leave messages, you'll see that red talkback button there.

Speaker 11 (02:20:48):
Allen, this is Alex Jones. I don't like you.

Speaker 22 (02:20:52):
I told the moon to pay rent, but it just
blinked at me in Morris code and through spaghetti and
a ceiling fan.

Speaker 11 (02:20:58):
Meanwhile, my left sock to clear.

Speaker 2 (02:20:59):
Did he say Morris code?

Speaker 5 (02:21:01):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (02:21:01):
Okay? Is that the guy who fronted the Time?

Speaker 14 (02:21:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:21:06):
No, no, you're thinking of Morris Morris day it now? Jerome?

Speaker 14 (02:21:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:21:15):
Okay, first name Steve.

Speaker 11 (02:21:19):
The Government of Pillows is conspiring against.

Speaker 22 (02:21:21):
Me with quantum marshmallows to overthrow breakfast.

Speaker 11 (02:21:24):
Can you fill it in.

Speaker 5 (02:21:25):
Your jelly beans?

Speaker 12 (02:21:26):
Man?

Speaker 11 (02:21:27):
Can you fill it and your jelly babs?

Speaker 2 (02:21:31):
Wow? Alex Jones who checks in somewhat free?

Speaker 11 (02:21:35):
Boy?

Speaker 2 (02:21:35):
Could Alex Jones be the guy who calls me a
homo sexual all the time? I think there's a possibility.

Speaker 5 (02:21:41):
Boy.

Speaker 7 (02:21:41):
It sounds like when Alex Jones calls to troll me occasionally,
that that's the same.

Speaker 11 (02:21:45):
New homo sexual.

Speaker 9 (02:21:48):
I think perhaps Ales Jones could be the same guy.
I think he may also have a ukulele in his
arsenal of Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:21:56):
Yeah, okay, so you think it's you don't think it's
Alex Jones. I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:22:04):
Or Alex Jones has been calling you a homosexual for
the last couple of years.

Speaker 11 (02:22:09):
You homo sexual.

Speaker 2 (02:22:11):
I mean he does sound similarly frantic.

Speaker 5 (02:22:16):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 13 (02:22:19):
I want the advanced life extension. I want to go
to space. I want to see interdimensional travel. I want
what God promised us. And I won't sit here and.

Speaker 11 (02:22:29):
Watch Satan stal You homo sexual.

Speaker 2 (02:22:33):
Same guy, that's him.

Speaker 7 (02:22:34):
I'm convinced speaking of alien life extension technology or whatever
Michigan's he was screaming about. There there was another crash
at Area fifty one. Why is nobody talking about it?
Crash at Area fifty one. Here's some of the recording.

Speaker 2 (02:22:54):
I crashed my flying machine.

Speaker 7 (02:22:58):
So they're pulling the black box out of this plane
that went down, of this plane that went down.

Speaker 2 (02:23:05):
They're an Area fifty one to figure out what happened there.

Speaker 7 (02:23:11):
A mysterious aircraft crash an Area fifty one?

Speaker 2 (02:23:16):
Was the crash? Mysterious or the aircraft dealer's choice?

Speaker 7 (02:23:22):
Now a joint investigation between the FAA and the FBI.
Golly perfect timing too, since there's four air traffic controllers
left in the entire country. Now, some people will tell
you it's a drone, but who are you gonna believe?
People they're running Area fifty one people in charge of

(02:23:43):
the black box that they pull out of the Oh
did they pull out of the plane. Now, there were
no fatalities or injuries. The site was secured, I bet
it was, and the cleanup operations were completed the quickness instantly.

Speaker 2 (02:24:02):
Yeah, so who knows, and the pilots were never heard
from again.

Speaker 7 (02:24:07):
Yeah, speaking of Area fifty one, one of our Colorado
Bureau chiefs sent me the story.

Speaker 2 (02:24:13):
Remember Lauren Bobert, Oh, yeah, speaking of otphds.

Speaker 7 (02:24:18):
Yeah, she got kicked out of Beetle Juice because she
was trying to jerk her dat off or something.

Speaker 2 (02:24:23):
You know, she was mashing it.

Speaker 7 (02:24:24):
Yeah, she'd like the ink wasn't even dry on her
divorce agreement out there whatever. I didn't realize she was
running for reelection. And if you are somebody who is
desperate to get people to pay attention to you, if
not take you seriously, you're gonna go for the low
hanging fruit. And so I guess her new ad campaign
for reelection is all about aliens. Aliens are aliens, real,

(02:24:50):
they're lying to us. Boy, She's really just fire in
a paint sprayer and seeing what sticks.

Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
I guess row.

Speaker 18 (02:24:58):
She's the Flying Saucer Resort, and while it's not in
representative laur In Bobert's district, some living in this Sheridan
community also want to know what's up.

Speaker 12 (02:25:07):
I think that aliens in general are absolutely real, because
there's got to be something out there.

Speaker 18 (02:25:14):
Bobert's campaign team is now tapping into that curiosity with
an email blast demanding the truth. It says, for decades,
our government has shrouded the truth about UFOs in a
veil of secrecy. She goes on to question whether there
are aliens, foreign adversaries, or secret government programs.

Speaker 2 (02:25:30):
She put this out Fox thirty one.

Speaker 18 (02:25:32):
Democratic analyst Andy Boyan says outlandish ads are often used
when candidates are desperate for money or voter support.

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
Neither of which I'm seeing right now, So I'm not
really sure why this would go out to conservatives in
her district. This is almost a cry for help in politics.

Speaker 18 (02:25:47):
To be honest, But Bobert's campaign team says the message
is performing extremely well because people want answers.

Speaker 7 (02:25:53):
Her campaign says, it's performing extremely well. No, you're wrong
that people are paying attention to me. Every One is
paying attention to me anyway. Listen, uh again, as with
everything else going on on that side of the aisle.
I don't know what the hell any of that has
to do with actually governing the country, but okay, I
guess it's fun.

Speaker 2 (02:26:15):
So Lauren Bobert asking the age old.

Speaker 7 (02:26:18):
Question, are we alone in hers? And if you've never
seen that video of her a beetlejuice vigorously trying to
extract DNA from her date, Oh yeah, speaking of aliens,
there's some connective tissue there.

Speaker 2 (02:26:33):
She was, she was working it for She was also
doing it like someone who waited until their wedding for
their first kiss, because she was smashing it like it just.

Speaker 7 (02:26:44):
But she's also she was also she knows what she's doing.
You would think, yeah, I mean just like it looked
like it hurt. Yeah, probably did, but they were probably
both drunk and who cares. But she's like a thirty
eight year old grandmother or something, so you know, uh,
she might be a great grammar by now. Well, I

(02:27:04):
know it's probably mathematically impossible. Alex Jones again.

Speaker 22 (02:27:09):
Oh boy, yeah, Allan else Jones again, you keep cutting
me off after thirty seconds. You understand why I'm upset.
It's because gravity goes on striking now my goldfish.

Speaker 7 (02:27:20):
Listen, by the way, I don't cut anybody off. There's
a thirty second timer, I think on the talkback button
right right, for a reason, for instances just like this.
It's a merciful timer for thirty seconds. But he don't
like to be interrupted.

Speaker 11 (02:27:37):
Titan Shakespeare and bye, Harry.

Speaker 15 (02:27:39):
Well listen here.

Speaker 22 (02:27:40):
Okay, the refrigerator starts humming the national anthem again.

Speaker 11 (02:27:44):
And if he does that again one more time, I'm.

Speaker 22 (02:27:46):
Gonna move to Neptune with a backpack full of lid
and dreams. The billy goats don't even know my name anymore,
Dame you Allan.

Speaker 2 (02:27:58):
I think he's definitely the You're a homosexual guy.

Speaker 11 (02:28:02):
You homosexual? Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:28:05):
Right, well, Alex Jones.

Speaker 7 (02:28:06):
If nothing else, he seems to fancy me, maybe just
as a broadcaster, maybe as a fellow seeker of truth
rob maybe as someone who.

Speaker 2 (02:28:21):
I don't know appreciates uh an inquisitive mind.

Speaker 7 (02:28:26):
But he's on one. Whatever's going on with him, he's
on one. What will you say is goldfishes? What do
you say was goldfish?

Speaker 11 (02:28:35):
Alan else Jones?

Speaker 22 (02:28:36):
Again, you keep cutting me off after thirty seconds? You
understand why I'm upset? It's because gravity goes on striking.
Now my goldfish is floating upside down reciting Shakespeare in binary. O.

Speaker 7 (02:28:47):
Got it, as goldfish is reciting Shakespeare in binary. All right,
ones and zeros coming up through that water.

Speaker 2 (02:28:56):
Speaking of fish.

Speaker 7 (02:28:57):
By the way, there's an electrician on TikTok who's like, hey,
if you're in your home and you're not cooking fish,
but it smells like fish, get the hell out or
call an electrician. You ever heard this before you do
any wiring in your home. This is something that you
should know. By the way, according to this guy, So
I go to this lady's house, Yes, it smells like fish. Okay,

(02:29:19):
here's the thing. What that fish smell is if you're
not cooking fish, which is disgusting.

Speaker 16 (02:29:29):
If you're not cooking fish and your house smells like fish,
that is a wire burning on the insulation. It's burning
that plastic rubbery stuff on the insulation. That's what that
smell is from. That's not just some weird smell. Call later.

Speaker 2 (02:29:45):
Go you know, at the end of the day, go
check it all out.

Speaker 16 (02:29:49):
If you smell fish, the first thing you need to
do is go into your breaker box and turn everything off.

Speaker 2 (02:29:56):
If you said, oh, smell fish could be melting wiring.
Rob so many jokes. I'm holding I know, I'm just sitting,
I know, pinching myself.

Speaker 7 (02:30:09):
Like that guy who texted us yesterday that he used
to chase his wife around the house naked.

Speaker 2 (02:30:13):
Honey, is there melting wires in here? No money, I
only smell it when you're home. No, I'm just downwind, honey.

Speaker 7 (02:30:24):
So this guy is an electrician there in New Mexico,
and he's like, uh, hey, if you smell that'd be careful.
If you walk into your home and no one's cooking fish,
why's just run? Your girlfriend's running around naked. It's like

(02:30:45):
Pike place in here, honey.

Speaker 2 (02:30:46):
You trying to bring the goddamn house down again. But
that's listen, that's useful information. It is.

Speaker 7 (02:30:52):
You know, how many stories do we see about, like oh,
a neighbor you you get on somebody's ring camera that
two doors down the house got demolished because it exploded,
and they're like, oh, faulty wiring, you know, or faulty
wiring or like a paint can or I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:31:09):
You just filed a ruling against the Trump administration.

Speaker 7 (02:31:12):
Who knows There are so many reasons that your home
could be engulfed in flames or explode.

Speaker 2 (02:31:18):
But this guy, that's a helpful tip. Come home.

Speaker 7 (02:31:22):
It smells like fish, honey, are we have what if
you're cooking? What if you are cooking fish and you
have melting wires and it obfuscates the evidence?

Speaker 2 (02:31:34):
Rop what a sticky wicked.

Speaker 5 (02:31:41):
See Alan Cox show on one called the Alan Cock Show.

Speaker 15 (02:31:49):
If you don't deserve anything, get deserved to get smacked
in the station, kicked in the.

Speaker 2 (02:31:57):
One double O seven, one double low seven. Tigers are

(02:32:41):
going to even up that series against the Mariners. Anybody
paid attention to that.

Speaker 7 (02:32:50):
We're trying to get the Mariners to win because the
Tigers knocked the Guardians zue.

Speaker 2 (02:32:56):
Eight to three in the bottom of the eighth. Plenty
of base ball last night, all right, they're in Detroit.
That's two at bats for Seattle, well, one at bat
for Seattle.

Speaker 7 (02:33:07):
Yeah, Calves lose by a point last night the preseason
premiere here at home.

Speaker 2 (02:33:15):
Against the Bulls.

Speaker 7 (02:33:16):
They will go to Chicago to play them again tomorrow
night at the United Center. That's an eight o'clock tip
off here on MMS. Can also listen on the iHeartRadio
app if you're so inclined. And then two more preseason games.
They'll go to Boston and play the Celtics and come
home to host the Pistons on Tuesday, and then the
season opener is going to be on Wednesday against the

(02:33:38):
Knicks in New York. The home opener here at the
Rocket Arena is going to be on the twenty sixth
against Jannis and the Bucks. So the beginning of the
basketball season already. Playing one of those NBA Cup games
on Halloween Night against the Toronto Raptors and listen when

(02:33:59):
Cavali basketball begins makes me happy. I do like to
go when the Bulls are in town, but I had
a show last night and so wasn't able to get
over there. I don't think they're in town again until
it go around Christmas. I guess I'll have to go
then for Hanika rob Oh, That's how I'll celebrate. Yeah, Chanookah,

(02:34:22):
I believe I think you're pronouncing that wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:34:24):
Oh, I'm so sorry. It's okay. Just ask Smoky happy
chanookah see hmm, Yeah, he's onto something.

Speaker 4 (02:34:34):
Allan.

Speaker 2 (02:34:34):
There's a cow running around on seventy nine this morning.
That was in Pittsburgh between Cranberry and Evans City. Oh,
it's way up there, way north of the city. Now,
it's when those cows get into downtown Cleveland, you know,
because they already put up there. Sorry, Pittsburgh, they already
get into their Christmas tree, you know, down their PPG place,
and those cows, rob they will munch that bush. I'm sorry,

(02:35:00):
they will munch that Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (02:35:02):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (02:35:03):
They have got a taste for a conifer. So what
do you reckon? That traffic report sounded like this morning
when they saw the cow on seventy nine, wet and sloppy.
Do you think that it was a yinser sounding report

(02:35:23):
or do you think it was more professional?

Speaker 5 (02:35:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:35:27):
Professional? Okay, yeah, yeah, they're not gonna be its sloppy
out there about cows.

Speaker 7 (02:35:34):
You don't hear a lot of that because it is
considered to be kind of a pleab accent.

Speaker 2 (02:35:41):
Okay. Pittsburgh's like any other city in that.

Speaker 7 (02:35:44):
Yeah, they do have local You know, any media market
is going to love their local people more than any
you know, some carpet bagger from out of town. Sure,
but everybody still works on their regionally neutral dialect, right, gotcha.
So anybody in Pittsburgh has a lot of local people

(02:36:06):
on radio and TV, but I couldn't tell you one
that's got the Insurer accent. All right, they're all talking
like this like every other tonight on you know, there's
some people who have been on Pittsburgh local news for
Ken Rice and John Delano, and you know all these people,
I think, what's your name is gone?

Speaker 2 (02:36:24):
Sally Uh.

Speaker 7 (02:36:25):
Some people have retired Field No, No, Sally Wig. Sally
Wiggins was a Channel four for a long time. David
Johnson is still a Channel eleven, but none of them
have that accent. Tonight at eleven, you're gonna find out
about that cow is way up there at seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (02:36:42):
Up there almost all city. They had to bring in
the Pennesstate Police that come in and wrangle this thing
is believe it. This is what I was hoping for.
It was way SMOPPI all morning up there. Hey, they
they had to bring in the cops in it. Dude,
get in downtown. Nothing like that. It's like people always

(02:37:04):
ask me what happened to my Boston accent? I never
had one, right, but everybody assumes if you say you're
from Massachusetts or Rhode Island or New England. That you
sound like that. Yeah, I think everybody thinks everyone sounds
like Peter Griffin. Well, a lot of people do well
in chunks. Yeah, you know people in specific parts of

(02:37:26):
Boston or in Rhode Island will sound like that. Yes,
all right, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 (02:37:35):
Dude wicked.

Speaker 2 (02:37:37):
Pissa very angry at him.

Speaker 18 (02:37:42):
I mean I understand, okay, he got to eat too,
he got a family.

Speaker 11 (02:37:47):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:37:48):
But at the end of the day, really you can't
take it with you. Lady on Pino shop, who cares?

Speaker 10 (02:37:54):
We'll do without.

Speaker 2 (02:37:55):
It's the Steelers, like we create the talent. He made
you who you are. We made you with your wires
and the story.

Speaker 12 (02:38:04):
And the story.

Speaker 2 (02:38:05):
Laby Beyond, we made you who you are. You go
somewhere else. We're never going to hear from you again.
How do you like that action? Lay Beyond, lavy On.

Speaker 7 (02:38:18):
I was reading about, Uh, We're so happy to report. Uh, well,
we're not reporting. I played you the clip of Dolly
Parton telling everybody I'm not on my deathbed. Dolly Parton
is still alive. But I was wading about an old
guy who died. This is an old climber an eighty
three year old eighty four year old guy was climbing

(02:38:43):
at Devil's Lake State Park in Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (02:38:47):
He was scaling a vertical face. He's rock climbing. At
eighty four. He fell and died doing what he loved.

Speaker 7 (02:38:59):
Fell twenty five feet. He was still alive when they
got there, but they died shortly thereafter.

Speaker 2 (02:39:07):
Man, twenty five feet doesn't sound that far until you
remind yourself that he's eighty four and twenty five feet
is far to fall off of a rock face, is it?
I think so?

Speaker 7 (02:39:17):
Twenty five feet? Yeah, I mean, I don't It sounds high,
but I don't know that You and I would die
if we felled. This guy, Yeah, you're right, eighty four,
but still twenty five feet isn't it ain't nothing, It's
not nothing. It ain't nothing. They had to recover the body.
They had to get down there and took a little

(02:39:42):
bit to get to the guy. And that's all they're
going to say at that funeral. He died doing what
he loved. You know what he loved even more living guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (02:39:51):
He didn't want to die like that. He'd been climbing
with a group.

Speaker 7 (02:39:56):
They didn't release his name Devil's Lake State Park in
bear A Boo, Wisconsin. It's a huge park for climbers,
and they say that climbers are historically the safest people
out there, because they say, take such great pains.

Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
To but listen.

Speaker 7 (02:40:13):
That's why I'm always so fascinated by free climbers, people
who are just out there with their fingertips. I'm like,
you know, like Jesus, I mean, I'm not an adrenaline
junkie like that, but one wrong move and even if
you're not eighty four, you're a guy falling. Yeah, his

(02:40:34):
death poor, Ok Well, like you said, he died doing
what he loved, falling for two seconds and then landing
in and dying, yeah, and then dying twenty five feet
is the same as the top of the second floor,
says cotton balls, That's what I mean.

Speaker 9 (02:40:56):
So it's like, not, you know, all right, so that
it's far than I thought. I guess it just didn't
sound like you think you're six foot right average? Right,
So I was thinking, why, okay, that's three times taller
than I am or whatever, right, a little bit more
four of me? Yeah, doesn't seem.

Speaker 2 (02:41:13):
Like that much.

Speaker 7 (02:41:13):
I think of the cover of David Lee Roth's album Skyscraper. Right,
he's got the chalk on his fingers and I'm sure
just out of frame. They had him taken care of,
but it made it look. I don't know if he
had a phase where he was free climbing, but I
don't know if he still is, Dave, are you still
free climbing?

Speaker 2 (02:41:32):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:41:34):
Whoo?

Speaker 2 (02:41:37):
Doing requests over here?

Speaker 12 (02:41:38):
Woo?

Speaker 2 (02:41:41):
Was it so like if you fall from that rock face, dape?

Speaker 5 (02:41:45):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:41:50):
Oh, I fell all the way down.

Speaker 7 (02:41:54):
Oh, Dave, When you were a kid and you went
through your magician phase, what would you say?

Speaker 2 (02:42:11):
Okay? Oh yeah, God, I can't remember who did that song?
Take on me?

Speaker 11 (02:42:17):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:42:19):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (02:42:22):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:42:26):
What's the acronym for the Wisconsin Operational Organization?

Speaker 3 (02:42:31):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:42:32):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. What's the old timey word
for trying to get a girl to like you?

Speaker 12 (02:42:38):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:42:40):
Yes? Woo? Her? What's that? There's a there's a Chinese
American actress. I can't remember her name. It's Constance. What
is her last name? Questions? Yes, that's right.

Speaker 7 (02:43:04):
Famed director John Yes, Oh, Hard Boiled one of my
favorite movies of all time. Yep, God, who was that
legendary Cubs fan Ronnie. Right, yes, they do all that

(02:43:24):
coverage of him. There's there's that pro golfer two. It's Dylan,
that's him. Dylan Wu is the guy Dylan. I didn't
realize there was somebody Woo's in.

Speaker 2 (02:43:41):
As was also Brandon is a Brandon Woo all right,
that's how he pronounces his name though, I'll tell you
all about it.

Speaker 14 (02:43:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:43:56):
Anyway, Yeah, so that old guy fell and died, and
Alan of David Lee Roth is pre climbing. What is
Tom Petty doing? I get where you're going, But again,
Tom Petty is dead. It was just the anniversary of
his death, wasn't it. I saw a post from like
one of his kids. He had a little kid when

(02:44:18):
he died, and I'm pretty sure it was just a
couple of days ago that it was the anniversary of
his death. The October second. October second, twenty seventeen. Accidental
heroin overdose twenty seventeen. And remember, you can't accidentally overdose
on heroin if you're not doing heroin.

Speaker 2 (02:44:37):
That's right, So A to B to C, you would
assume most overdoses are accidental.

Speaker 7 (02:44:46):
Yeah, especially for people who quit for a while, right, right,
They forget that they're tolerance isn't what it was. And
you take the same amount that might have gotten you
a certain point back in the day, you get back
into it.

Speaker 2 (02:44:59):
That kills you.

Speaker 7 (02:45:01):
But Tom Petty talented dude, obviously. But uh, I like
Google questions, what happened to Tom Petty when he died? Well,
he died, Yeah, is that what you're asking? Well, he
probably didn't wake up. Yeah, And the Heartbreakers had just
come off the road, by the way, so I don't
know if he was celebrating or what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:45:22):
No, he had just had that surgery. Remember he didn't
like his hip done.

Speaker 7 (02:45:25):
Yeah, but they had just they had just come off
like the fortieth anniversary tour.

Speaker 2 (02:45:30):
Yeh, Heartbreaker. I think he was taking a ton of
medication to get out there every night. I think that's
what it was. Wow, and he got hooked on I
think it was he's like Oxy's or something. It's like
oxy cotton.

Speaker 7 (02:45:43):
That so happened to Prince right painkillers from running around
and landing on his knees and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:45:48):
I think there might have been more with prints on
his knees than just landing on Well, that might have
been a couple more hours than that.

Speaker 7 (02:45:55):
Yeah, his wife found him not breathing and in cardiac
or rest at their home. Tom Petty just put on
life support later in the day and died that night.
Accidental overdose. Fentanyl, oxycodone, other opioids, tamasa, pam alpraz lamb.

Speaker 2 (02:46:18):
Oh j was on benzos too, and an antidepressant.

Speaker 7 (02:46:21):
Yeah all, I mean he had on physema and he
had problems with his knee and he fractured a hip,
and so yeah, they were all prescribed to him.

Speaker 2 (02:46:29):
But he was in a lot of pain and the overdose.
Oh do you see what?

Speaker 9 (02:46:33):
Yeah, the coroner says, it's our feeling the pain was
simply unbearable and was the cause for his overuse of medication.
We feel confident this is as the coroner found an
unfortunate accident.

Speaker 2 (02:46:44):
I thought it was a heroin overdose, but he had
been a heroin used.

Speaker 9 (02:46:48):
Well, I think all of those things. I think that's
part of what's heroin is, right, like fentanyl and stuff
like that. I think that's I don't know what the
chemical compound of heroin is, but I think it's an
opioid like that, like it has a less.

Speaker 7 (02:47:00):
Oh yeah, right, But I'm just saying, like, there's a
difference between taking heroin. Yeah, it's how a lot of
people get to heroin. They're like, none of these prescriptions
do anything.

Speaker 2 (02:47:09):
Anyway, you know, or you just can't get them.

Speaker 5 (02:47:11):
Yeah, what a drag.

Speaker 9 (02:47:13):
I always hate that I never got to see him.
That's always like that will forever be my biggest concert regret. Yeah,
I saw him one time. Oh, Allen, here's some breaking news.
Old on breaking newsp I know you like trappings.

Speaker 7 (02:47:35):
Our friend Jean Simmons hospitalized after a car crash in Malibu. Oh, yes,
breaking news. Ry Jeene Simmons faints and crashes into a
parked car in Malibu.

Speaker 10 (02:47:53):
It was forcing faults, a little sleeps.

Speaker 2 (02:47:58):
He'll be all right. Jean's all right, shut and was
providing me with road dome. He's a good woman.

Speaker 9 (02:48:06):
Oh Jesus reportedly lost consciousness behind the wheel of his
Lincoln Navigator and veered across several lanes before slamming into
a parked vehicle.

Speaker 7 (02:48:15):
Who knew this dude was driving his own car? Right,
Get a driver, Jean. That's the first thing I'd blow
some money on as a driver. That's the one luxury
I would allow myself if I had money a driver.

Speaker 2 (02:48:27):
Gene Simmons, he ain't spending money. Well, he's got it
curiously cheap, I know, but I mean now he's gotta
He'd been recently prescribed new medication and was dehydrated, which
caused him to blackout. That sucks. That's pushing eighty. Yeah,
several lanes of traffic.

Speaker 5 (02:48:45):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:48:46):
Well, let's hope he's all right. Yeah, it isn't.

Speaker 9 (02:48:49):
When you said Gene Simmons, I was hoping you meant
the guy that played that weird Halloween song you played
the other day. Isn't that guy at Gene Simmons two.

Speaker 2 (02:48:58):
Halloween song, some Halloween song, not the monster mash the
other bookie Allen, h No, No, it's like a I
forget what the hell it was. You were giving away
tickets to something. Uh oh the Haunted House. Yeah, I
moved into a haunted house.

Speaker 5 (02:49:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:49:12):
Yeah, Yeah, that's Gene Simmons too, I think, isn't it. Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:49:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:49:14):
I think his name. I think that guy's name is
Gene Simmons. I don't know a couple.

Speaker 7 (02:49:19):
Let's see, how long ago was it when I hosted
an evening with Alan ruck At the Agora. We showed
Ferris Bueeler's day off, and of course he's originally from Parma,
and I hosted the Q and A with him when
we were chatting, and we were spending a lot of
time backstage waiting for like the crowd to file in,
and so we were having really good just kind of

(02:49:41):
shooting the breeze before we went out there. But I
really wanted to ask him about his car crash, but
I wasn't going to because it would have seemed really
off topic. But remember when he was in an ev
and he like crossed. He was in Hollywood and he
crossed the intersection like diagonally and then drove into a
pizza shop. I don't That story kind of went away fast,

(02:50:05):
like he got sued I think by the guy who
owned the business. But he's like, I wasn't drunk. I
don't remember what the explanation was. This would have been
a couple of Christmases ago. I don't remember that at all.
But I was like, I'm not gonna bring it up
because it's probably a sore spot and that's really gonna
throw off.

Speaker 2 (02:50:21):
It's really gonna throw off the vibe. But I was curious.

Speaker 7 (02:50:25):
He said that he accidentally like hit the accelerator while
other cars were stopped. I forget what it was, but
he was driving like an EV pickup truck, one of
those rivians. Anyway, Gene Simmons, they say he's doing fine. Yeah,
she'll be okay.

Speaker 9 (02:50:40):
Guy's name is Jumpin' Gene Simmons. Oh that's right, jumping
Gene Simmons. He did that weird haunted house song. So
maybe it was that Gene Simmons and not our Gene Simmons.

Speaker 2 (02:50:50):
I can't imagine that Jumpin' Jene Simmons is still alive.
Let's find out. I mean the song was nineteen sixty four, right, yeah,
and so.

Speaker 11 (02:51:03):
Just moved him when you have today split away.

Speaker 2 (02:51:09):
Yes, he is haunting houses.

Speaker 7 (02:51:11):
You are correct out best a ring and Jane life
imitates heart.

Speaker 2 (02:51:17):
He died moved in a hole in August twenty ninth,
two thousand and six, in your beloved two below Mississippi. Hey,
my father's hometown. Let them wan go rab you.

Speaker 5 (02:51:32):
What us something to give ministry?

Speaker 2 (02:51:34):
And had one big eye, had a two big feet,
two big feet. All right, Well there you go.

Speaker 11 (02:51:42):
One.

Speaker 4 (02:51:42):
See Rob, this is Mark Tuesday. You were discussing your
song choices for the six o'clock hour. Can you please
tell me the name of the jazzy tune with which
you end your show. I want to steal it from
my classroom. It's gotta happen and snap, Rimsey Lewis Trio,
Charles Irlin, vibe to it.

Speaker 2 (02:52:04):
It swings, Baby love you hate oh boy? It does swing,
It does swing. This is a song called rock House
by Ernie Freeman from Cleveland, Ohio. By the way, this
guy was very prolific back in the day. You like
to drink. I think that ultimately did him in.

Speaker 7 (02:52:22):
But he went to Cleveland Central High School and did
shows for WhK back in the day.

Speaker 2 (02:52:29):
And yeah, I love this song.

Speaker 7 (02:52:30):
Sometimes I'll use a tilta World by Stevie ray Vaughan,
but I like Rockhouse.

Speaker 2 (02:52:35):
Good song. Thank you, Mark, the Ramsey Lewis Trio.

Speaker 5 (02:52:41):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (02:52:41):
I used to work with Ramsey Lewis when I was
selling for a smooth jazz radio station.

Speaker 2 (02:52:46):
He was the morning go nice guy, smooth as silk
Rob Ramsey Lewis.

Speaker 6 (02:52:54):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on And I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 5 (02:53:01):
Get at it.

Speaker 10 (02:53:02):
Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:53:23):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you. And with all narratives, remember ovidios paid.

Speaker 5 (02:53:36):
And when you watch that.

Speaker 10 (02:53:38):
Davy screen, remember it works both ways. You disappear in
a wink unless you can double think, you'll vanish into
the blue. Big Brother is watching you.