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Speaker 2 (00:43):
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Speaker 9 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
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Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hey, what's going on? Good afternoon, high greetings, Welcome, welcome,
This is today in the eleven. Oh hey, my name's
Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Say hi to Rob Anthony.
He's right there.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
What's man? Jess is back in studio?

Speaker 10 (01:24):
G Hey, low.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
People really like Jess. I was intent on introducing her
to as many people as I guess well, until I
ran out of steam at the holiday party last night.
You really tried. You meant enough people, right, you met
a handful of people.

Speaker 10 (01:40):
Yeah, and then you introduced me to this dude and
I walked over and I just got a big whiff
of kimchi and like cologne smell. That was like trying
to cover up this kimchi smell. Yeah, and his.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Name was Rob rom you know, Jesse's the guy that's
right in city, right next right there.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, Well I introduced her to a couple of people,
and then we ended up like posting up at the
bar and just kind of talking shop for a minute
until I kind of got her back in there. And
so but everybody really liked us a lot. You know,
the Kurt man gets in there and starts trying to
work his mate.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
There you go. But yeah, no, people like you. So
that's good.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Now, some of those people you will never see again
until next year's Christmas part. And that's okay, until next
year's Christmas part, assuming they work here.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
But listen, it was fine. It was fun, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
We a Dougie was there and she and I chatted
for a little bit and a bunch of them went
to the casino afterward.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
We bailed from that, of course, and uh, you left before.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
We did Rob true to his word fully, and last
year just Rob and I we a relatively new show
and Rob was on the road really before I even
knew he was gone. Like I had seen him out
of the PI Free leaving last night. I literally saw
you in the middle of the room. I think you

(03:07):
and me and maybe Bob Coates or Dan Kensinger were
talking about something. You were like, they're in the mix,
in the mix, and then I started talking to someone
else and then I turned around, not noticing you were gone,
and then you texted like ten minutes later. I was like, Wow,
he's good. I thought I was good. You're not even

(03:30):
Irish to do the Irish goodbye. I'm Irish. I thought
I was right. I thought I was really good, and
boy slipped out years of getting out.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Of uncomfortable situations. It was. It was nice though.

Speaker 11 (03:40):
I had a I told you you got thirty minutes,
and I made it like thirty seven.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I had, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (03:45):
I had a cocktail, a boulevardier fantastic. I walked around,
I said hello to a bunch of people, and then
I left and Pat.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Butler almost got me on the way out. He's like, hey,
where you.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Going to shut up? Like, don't, don't, don't, don't do that. Yeah,
don't do don't don't. Don't you come on, man, I'm trying. Yeah,
I'm like, don't, don't do that. Don't ask where I'm going.
I could be going to have a pish right, No.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I mean out the door, but of course right, yeah,
I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Shut up?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Read the rule, pat don't make me nut like you
see man, Well he doesn't, but he didn't know. That's
what you're trying to do. No matter, you never asked
that question. You see someone walking out that door, and
the last thing he says, where you're going? His chances
are they're doing what I'm doing. Right, No one's going
around say bike, hey, good to see you. You're like
Paccino in Glengarry glen Ross talking to Kevin Spacey, your child.

(04:46):
You never make a move until you know what the
play is, right, Kevin Spacey trips all over himself trying
to be Johnny Big Balls and Glengarry glen Ross, and
he screws up al Pacino's Ricky roma. Remember that's how
you know it was the early nineties, is that al
Pacino was the young hot guy in that movie. Yeah right,

(05:06):
he was the big up and comer. Everybody else, yeah,
everybody else was. I mean Kevin Spacey was was young too,
but but THEO.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Had that look.

Speaker 11 (05:15):
He would look like that, you know, that guy with
the dough, the flashy Yeah, he had the hair and
he was tan.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And all the other guys are like Ed Harris and
Jack Lemon and Alan Arkins. So nineteen ninety two, nineteen
ninety three, he and Alec Baldwin were the young you know, shakers.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Baldwin made that movie though.

Speaker 11 (05:32):
I mean, Pacino was great, but Baldwin made that movie famously.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes, comes in for that monologue and that was it.
But Glengarry Glenn Ross. I just love that movie. And
this past spring they were doing a stage production of
it in New York. They were doing it was like
Bill Burr and uh Jesus. It was just this stacked
Kieran Colkin like I think he was playing the Pacino part,

(05:56):
this stacked cast of people. And I was hell bent
on getting tickets to go to see Glengarry Glenn Ross
on Broadway this past spring. I just couldn't work it out,
just couldn't figure out because obviously the tickets went really fast.
But I was held bent on seeing at least one
performance of that. And because it's not like they're going
to keep doing it for a long period of time

(06:16):
with that cast, right, everybody has like a limited amount
of time to do.

Speaker 12 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think it's sold out before they even announced, before
something like that.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, I went, and there were you could still get tickets,
but it's like, Okay, I'm not going to go to
a Sunday matinee in New York. You know, it was
just impossible to work around our show schedule at the time.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
But I love that movie. So you got yourself out.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
And again, I don't know how long everybody split because
Jess and I left, probably a little bit after you.
Probably you texted us like a little bit right after
three or after seven, rather Yeah, and we couldn't. I mean,
I was home, but I pulled into Wendy's to get
some tendies and freetz. Rob. I was hearing your commercial
in my head. You didn't want to go after the

(06:58):
ten d's that they had there. I didn't even approach
the food there. I didn't see the food there. Yeah,
they had was it against the back wall? Yeah, they
had waffle fries and didn't even make it back there
some pizza from Gerrace's. No, I'm not going in there
to eat. I know that they according to the email,
there were heavy apps. Heavy apps, yeah, heavy apps. But
I didn't even get near the food. I didn't even

(07:20):
go that far back. So even the people who were
sitting that far back, I don't even know who that was.

Speaker 11 (07:24):
It's funny because I would guess forty to fifty percent
of that room was strangers to me. And I know
some of them were spouses and things like that, but
even some of the people we worked with, I was like, oh,
who's that person.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
They're like, oh, they're in sales.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I'm like, oh, well, there are a couple of people
who work in our traffic department who work remotely, and
I literally haven't seen them since last year's Christmas party,
and those two I loved chatting with them, Yeah, for
a few minutes. And you know, they were two of
the people.

Speaker 11 (07:48):
I had to make sure I found to say hello, Like,
I don't hug I'm not that guy, but those two, like, hey,
love them both, love them both.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
So I think that it was Listen, it was as advertised, right.
People were happy to see us, which, contrary to popular belief,
not always the case. No, you never know what you're
walking into. And you might think, well, Alan, that's ridiculous.
Those are peers and colleagues. Of course they're gonna be
happy to see you. You'd think, you'd think, but you

(08:18):
never know, never know what you're walking into. And then
I got like, like followed from a couple of the salespeople.
But I think I met there, No, like on Instagram
last night. Oh on social media? Okay, well I guess
what they were just like trying to figure like, is
he the dick that he is on the air.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I want nothing to do with that. Then they followed
me on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh okay, well now you've got to create content for them, Rob, No, uh,
this is what you get.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
What you get, and you don't get upset.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, so uh yeah, Tendi's and fries, Like.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
My favorite part of the whole night.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
I got cornered by our boss Hodgkiss and he goes
he's like, it's a great time, thank you guys for coming, man,
this is really really great holidays.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Blah blah, and he goes, uh, He's like, hey, Kennedy
leave and I go he didn't come. Kennedy didn't show.
He's like, of course he did.

Speaker 10 (09:09):
He was here.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
He's like I was with him. I'm like he was.
I'm like, Keith, I'm telling you he wasn't here. Uh
uh all right.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I mean I've had a couple maybe I didn't see
him and they're like, yeah, he didn't go, he was
not there.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
No, No, I guess he had something with his kid
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
But well, Keith Kennedy is doing four million things at
any given time. Doesn't surprise me. He was probably like,
you know, you know, it doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
He didn't go. I think it's a has a radio
thon or something today too. Yeah, something like that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 13 (09:32):
Go.

Speaker 11 (09:33):
Yeah, No, he had an event. So I'm like, yeah, no,
he wasn't here. He's like, yes, he was, Like Keith.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
No, were you in the picture I was in which
one I took one picture and it was with Hotchkiss
and maybe Danny Kensinger, and Okay, I was standing there
in the middle of one photo that was kind of
impromptu and hastily taken, and I didn't even know who
was in it because I.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Barely even looked to either side. But I thought you
were in it.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
What was the creepy uh, the creepy nature of people
in line to take pictures with ash?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Did you see that part? I did not that part.

Speaker 11 (10:00):
Oh yeah, Carmen Angelo, Jeffrey, a whole bunch of people, Hey,
can I get a picture? Can I get a picture?
And they're all sitting with her in front of this thing.
I'm like, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, why was that? I didn't see that at all.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Because she's, you know, the younger attractive salesperson and they
both are older, creepy weird.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, but that's exactly why you don't do that. Well,
I'm just telling you that they did it. Yeah, okay,
and I laughed. Well.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
I introduced Jess to Carmen Angelo by saying that he
still holds the record for hot dog consumption on this show.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (10:34):
I got to break that just because it's him, you know,
And and Carmen is probably one of my favorite people
on the planet, but I have the planet.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah yeah, wow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (10:42):
He was like from the second I got here, RESI
great to me and we're you know, fellow Paison Paison,
and he does he bounces me.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
He talked, Hey, Robbie, are you doing buddy, oh way
oh waity.

Speaker 11 (10:52):
And it was funny because I actually was making a
joke about something else with uh Kurtman and j R.
And I was like, oh hey, oh, Cartman comes over.
Cartman comes over, and he's like, hey, you guys talking.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
About And that's like the bat signal for him, right
anytime he hears second thing along those lines.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Actually we're now.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I was making a joke about way my blood is
seventy five percent ron now right hey with all of
r Yeah, well he's uh weird. Part is he's Irish.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hey, not all Italian. It's very odd. It's very very strange.
The Allen Cox.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Show on one hundred point seven.

Speaker 14 (11:36):
Alan Cox Man and we used to describe but school.

Speaker 9 (11:41):
He was a complete The Alan Cox Show, one hundred
point seven MS.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
or eight hundred three four eight one double oh seven
three five wants send me a text?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Were great to talk from.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Who called Eminence front off an album called It's Hard
and Mike in Parma sends me an email that's just
called Eminence font.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
And a lot of people have been sending me the story.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
About Marco Rubio, who is you might not know this
because it doesn't really matter. But he's the Secretary of
State and he has directed their diplomats to use a
particular font because the old font in their email communications
was too woke. See, this is what happens when you

(12:37):
have an administration, by the way, that doesn't do anything.
There are no substance of policies, there are no current
there are no policies in the Trump administration. So Marco
Rubio is going to tell people, Hey, when Biden was president,
they used a font that they said was easier for
people who were kind of had a hard time seeing things,

(13:02):
disability groups or whatever. It made it easier for them
to see things in documents, a perfectly innocuous change to make.
Of course, the people running things now anything that he's
even remotely helpful to other people is woke. And so
Marco Rubia said, nope, you got to go switch to
Times New Roman.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Now again, there are a lot of fonts.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know how they landed on that one Times
New Roman because because it's.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Big and bold.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Calibri font, I don't know, I was too woke, and
so it was now I use that, by the way,
I am an aptose guy.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I use aptose now I used to use aeriel.

Speaker 13 (13:42):
I.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I you know.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I sent an email out not long ago to both
Rob and Jess. I said, hey, we're going to start
using mystical woods smooth script in all of ourts. Very florided,
looks handwritten, and it's you know, of course, no one
should care what kind of font you're using in any
kind of communications.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
But again, when you.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Don't have anything real to do, uh, if you're Marco Rubio,
you got to tell people, hey, we're switching our font.
Elean reminds me that game used. Oh we used to
play a game called cheese or font.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh. Yeah, we've played that a few times, have we? Well,
I give you do you want to play?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I give you a give you the name of something,
and you tell me if it's a kind of cheese
or if it's a font.

Speaker 10 (14:30):
Oh, I'll be good at this.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Everybody says that, and then you kind of you never
know your mom now er all right, so Jess you'll
be front and the center for this. Rob can jump
in too, I guess. But everybody says they're gonna be good.
But you never really need food. I know, all the cheese,
all the chees so you have advantage fromage, is what

(14:55):
you're saying. All right, I'll give you a little test one. Okay,
is that a cheese?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You tell me?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Is that cheese? You think that Bauer is a cheese?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Let me see here? Who? Hold on? What's going on here? Okay?
Hold on? Why is this not working? Hold on a man?

Speaker 10 (15:22):
This game stinks.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Ah, I see what you did. Oh golly, she is
not off to a good star. Bauer is a font.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yes, I'm gonna crush it. This is the easiest game.
And I wear I'm a cheese. I know cheese.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Give me another one. Okay, Malvern, that's definitely a cheese.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
That is a cheese. Correct, Yes, Malvern is a cheese. Rob,
do you want waters give them? Give kaiser as in
permanente or will hell?

Speaker 10 (16:01):
Okay, that's a cheese.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It's a cheese.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
You say, Passendale, that's a cheese. Passing Dale is a cheese.
You know she answers so confidently. Yes, that's her superpower.
Passindale is a cheese. Of course, right, you got that

(16:25):
one correct, and she's off. Maybe now her fortunes will
turn Rob.

Speaker 10 (16:30):
Maybe I studied the cheese section at trigger. Joe's so
I should be better at this.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
You started in the cheese section. No I stare at it.
You stare at the cheese section. All right, sir, it's
overwhelming understood. Well then you shouldn't get any more of
these wrong?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Should you go?

Speaker 10 (16:49):
Hit meAll? B r I A L briall that's a cheese?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Golly it is god, I'll tell you what well you
suck Listen, knowing a cheese is only half. You also
got to know what isn't isn't a font?

Speaker 10 (17:06):
Give you two fonts.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Le'll give you an easy one, okay, Cheddar?

Speaker 10 (17:11):
Oh god, I don't know. I think that's a cheese.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
No, sorry, Cheddar, weird fun weird, No, No, I'm not serious.
From now we're gonna use all official communications via email,
Robin Cheddar font te.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Leg e O T A L E G G. I oh,
I know that's a cheese.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
You know that's a cheese, and you do know that
that is a cheating All of this Trader Joe's staring
is starting to pay off.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Rob Let's see wig more wig more.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
That's a font.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
You think wig more is a fund? Wire is a cheese?
Proaly you think you'd know these as the person stars
in the cheese department at Trader Joe's. Maybe you should
stare in the font department more.

Speaker 10 (17:58):
We're gonna open Microsoft right now, a studying.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Uh passing. Now we did that one.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Rollet r O L l O. T Rolet is a cheese.
Ralet is a cheese. It's a melty cheese, a melty
cheese like a bree. I think it's for fondue, all right.
I think Coverdale as in David, that's a font.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Coverdale is a cheese.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh my god, described as a buttery tasting cheese. New
Cambezola that's a cheese. Cambuzola is a cheese. Yes, I'll
give you a couple of more here and then we'll
all right move on.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Lancashire.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
That's a cheese.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Lancashire is a cheese. Okay, now she's on a roll.
Now she's on a roll.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I s a R d oh.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Not Sargento.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
No, that's a font.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Sardo is a cheese.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
To cocky with it.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Bembo b e m b o.

Speaker 10 (19:06):
That's a cheese.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Bembo is a fun toy.

Speaker 10 (19:12):
All right.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm gonna give you one more.

Speaker 10 (19:13):
Never played this game.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Get out strong, okay, get out strong. Pora p I
a O r is pora A cheese or a fund?

Speaker 10 (19:23):
That's a fun.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Or is it cheese? I'm so sorry, you.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Know, Rob, she flew too close to the sun on
wings of bre She she went into it thinking she
was gonna kill it, just like everybody else does. Everybody
goes into cheese or fund. See, I was humble the
first time we played, many many years ago. Now, sure
I will eventually have the answers, but I don't have
them until I click on the word.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know what they are either, Rob.

Speaker 10 (19:58):
Do you get them all righty?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
No?

Speaker 13 (20:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, I think I would too.

Speaker 15 (20:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's not easy, but we didn't come in talking about
what cheese mongers we are.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
We're so great at cheese.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Oh, I just stare at the cheese at the grocery
store when i'm there.

Speaker 10 (20:15):
Get mad at me.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
First, What do I care if you stare at cheese?

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Are you trying to select the cheese or are you
just staring at them?

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (20:25):
I just go to directly just stare. That's calling one.
If I'm feeling fancy.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Fancy, Okay, you're standing in front of the cheese and
staring like a like a mad woman, and they're like, hey, lady,
could I get I'm trying to get the I'm trying
to get the pastry pups.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Like on the other side. Yeah, I don't know if
I want or the blue.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What do I want? But I just started liking blue
cheese this year. I've grown up. I'm an adult now
because you just started liking blue cheese. All right. Mel
Gibson is very excited about cheese. I like blue cheese.
I came to it late, but I'll have it on
like a I had a wall door salad the other
night and I put some blue cheese on it, and

(21:11):
it was I'll tell you what, Rob Chef's kiss. It's
nice when it's a compliment. Blue cheese is overbearing. It
can be very very overbearing if it's not done right.
It's an accent to something.

Speaker 10 (21:22):
It's you just can't like, eat it straight up with
like a buffalo wing.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
If you put too much on it, you're ruining the wing.

Speaker 11 (21:27):
Yeah, it's like, you know, you get people who get
blue cheese on gorgan zola on a steak.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I like it much. It's too much ruins.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Well, you got to have just a little bit. You
might have like a little a few crumbles on there
or something.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
I also like it, but it's I think a lot
of times people think the more you put of something
the better, and that couldn't be further from the truth.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Mm hm.

Speaker 10 (21:47):
Gorganzol is like sour. It's very much like a blue
It's stinkier. You're stinkier.

Speaker 12 (21:55):
Yeah, my right arm pet right, Hey, that's right, that's
the only one of mine is stinks too, if I
get I'm not like a big sweater, you know, which
I always took as a point of pride.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
But somebody told me that might not be good either.
You might be undersweating the hell.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Do I know?

Speaker 16 (22:11):
Right?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
But if I sweat, Jess, it's only my right pit?
What is that?

Speaker 10 (22:17):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Are you the one who went to medical school and
Barbados for six months?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I think you'd know that.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I mean, now again, I put deodorant under each pit,
but I I don't think I've ever perspired under or
at least not to the point where it stinks under
my left Huh. I have to I put butter in
them at Christmas? Of your sweat ducts? Well, how would
you determine that? I mean, wouldn't that? Is that something

(22:49):
that would hurt. I don't know. I think maybe you
would get a rash.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't know. Oh, I've never had anything like that.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
You just seed an extra swipe of the deodorant on
one side.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I again, I don't go heavy because again, normally I
don't sweat at all. But if I do, it'll be
on the right. And you know, Rob, if I'm my
thrice weekly game of pickup basketball at the boys Club,
that's usually.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
When I'll wear those horse grant glasses.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I do, yes, and I wear short, short, short shorts.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Well, it's because the distraction.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Oh yeah, he heads up, it falls, of course, out
it falls, is what I say. Alan Cambozola is my
roommate freshman year in college. There's Matt out and Vermilion
checking in. Yes, Cambozola, congratulations, I've got some wiener news.

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Hot on the heels, Hot on the heels. A couple
of old guys this, this has got to be Florida.
A couple of old guys in their eighties decided to
just walk around the park whipping it out and showing
it to people, and they ended up showing it to

(24:10):
a couple of undercover police officers.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So maybe.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Maybe their reputation had preceded them.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Two Florida guys in their eighties. Nobody was asking to
see these guys flashing.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
But they were.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
They were walking around a park and they were whipping
it out. Eighty two year old Claude Higgins and eighty
seven year old Dallas Freeman were both charged with exposing
their genitalia to two women who turned out to be
undercover police officers. These two cops said that they went

(24:48):
to the park and they were approached by these two
guys within minutes of their arrival. These two guys were
just walking around. Look at these dudes, rob eighty two
a year old Claude Higgins an eighty seven year old
Dallas Freeman. He's got a like a floral shirt on.
He's got a jaunty chapeau, white pants. Uh and uh,

(25:11):
just walking around whipping it out lude and lascivious activity.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Maybe he didn't do it on purpose, anything to get
those long balls. Salesman.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
Yeah, under the trench coat.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You know watch, And these guys weren't selling watch. They
weren't selling watching. They were selling something they weren't wearing either.
You want to go over to Park and yank it know,
scared of cheer, scared of ladies. But again, no one's
asking them to do this, and that's why they're doing it, right,
there's people It's like, you know, hot girls don't have

(25:43):
to send you pictures of their boobs. No, you know,
people who aren't great looking are the ones that are
desperate for people to look at them when they're you know,
and these two guys. Now, the question for me remains,
was this a late in life? Did these guys become
octagenarians and then figure out that they like to do
it this, this is how they get their thrills or
have they been low key doing this for decades and

(26:06):
never got caught.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
All right, Well, there you go. Those two guys got
scooped up. A woman recorded her son in the shower.
It's not as creepy as it sounds because he was
singing and she put it on TikTok again. If I'm
the kid, I don't know how thrilled about this I'm
gonna be. But the kid was in the shower singing,

(26:34):
My wiener's in the rain. Oh I saw this, you did?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
My widers in the rain.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
My reason.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
My reader's got a good pitch and two things.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Fix the drain.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I was gonna say, boy, that sounds this kid's ankle
deep in that shower.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Fix the drain A and B.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
He's clearly younger than the age where he figured out
there's more to it than cleaning it because there will
be no singing. There will be nothing but a forty
five minute time frame in about two years time.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
By the sound of that kid's.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Voice, it's when he gets really quiet that she needs
to start hurting the door. Yes, yeah, put the camera away, ma.
She captioned it, Welcome to boy mom life. Oh God,
wiener's in the rain. I like that, and you can
tell he's white.

Speaker 11 (27:37):
That's why I'm telling her to fix that drain now,
because when that kid figures it out, yeah, you'll be
having to work on that drain again.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
So fix it now. That's where Chocolate Rain came from.
Tazon Day as a young man was whacking in the shower.
Remember Tason Day Choco. Yeah, this song about racism. By
the way, right, you really listen to it.

Speaker 17 (28:05):
Talk.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I like how this guy came out the years later
and he's like, well, it turns out a autistic. Oh
really no, we couldn't figured that out. I guy's like
forty three years old now from Minneapolis, but he made
some money. I'm autistic. Uh, you come a chalk us. Next,
that was the early days of YouTube, bro. YouTube was

(28:30):
only around for a few years when Chocolate Rain blew up.
That was when you could still post something on YouTube
and it would go super nova because there weren't that
many videos.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Right, song about racism.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Of course, today a song like that would get him,
you know, deported to Burkina Fasso. But I'm pretty sure,
I'm pretty sure I'm correct that he came up with
that song Rob when he was whacking that happened out.
There's some Weiener news for.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven WMMS Cleveland.

Speaker 17 (29:12):
And iHeartRadio station called the Allan Scock Show.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
He'll tell you all the best knock knock jokes, plus
his surprising opinions about Hawaiians two one.

Speaker 17 (29:22):
Six, five seven eight one double oh seven or three four.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
Top ten.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I think we were talking about television at the Christmas
party last night. Band of Horses, I did these guys
underrated from Seattle, Washington don't.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
We have a nineties weekend coming up?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Sure do these guys? I think they were founded after
the early odds, so they wouldn't be worked into the
nineties weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
But still plenty of good bands.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Oh, I was going to ask you if there's a
song that's going to make an appearance in the nineties weekend.
It's a deep cut. This would have been nineteen ninety nine,
I think, tail end of the decade. Remember the movie
The Faculty, Yes, there was a little supergroup. Faculty was
this movie where high school kids fund of the teachers

(30:25):
were aliens or something.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Jon Stewart was in it.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
He gets a pencil in the eye and Josh Hartknett.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Right back in the day, and.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
There's a little supergroup called the Class of ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Do you remember them? Class of ninety nine?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
It was Lane Staley, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, when basically
all his teeth had already fallen out so he could
barely understand him. I think it was Stephen Perkins on
the drums from Jane's addiction. I forget who's playing guitar,
Tom Morello, I believe so I was thinking Lane, stay
Tom and they cover another brick in the wall. It
was a wild version. Again, they didn't do much with it,
but it sounded cool. That might be a wild pitch, Rob,

(31:03):
I'm not telling you what to do.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Of course, if I can find it, I'll play it.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
They called themselves a Class of ninety nine and it
was on the faculty soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
Man, again, if if something was a hit back then,
I'm playing it like it's I read you some of
the stuff yesterday, like it's all over the map.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I don't know if that was a hit, hold that back.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I remember I moved to U I got hired in
Pittsburgh in January if ninety nine, and that song was
already on there and we were playing it. I don't
know that it was a hit, but it was at
the very least it was a novelty. But it was
a real good version. Yeah, like this this hour, this
is one o'clock tomorrow. I don't want to do the
whole thing, but good by better than Ezra, Into the

(31:42):
Unforgiven by Metallica, Into Counting Blue Cars by Dishwala Yes,
and then a c DC's Big Gun Live I Alone,
Van Hammen went around, come out and play Offspring Sister
by the Nixons.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Okay, I mean it's just it's everywhere.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
And then Rogel h Bound for the Floor, Local who
are coming with filter yep in twenty twenty six, a.

Speaker 11 (32:05):
Lot of Filter schedule. I threw in a bunch of
their stuff. Uh, Nirvana and then Rancid time Bomb. Nirvana,
you say, yeah, not familiar with that?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Not familiar. You know they're the most overrated band of
the nineties according to that. Everybody said, yeah, yeah, I
do remember a song.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
You remember this? Yeah, so Lane Staley, Tom Morello playing guitar,
Stephen Perkins on the drums, Martina Noble, who played bass
for Jane's.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Addiction to Porn up for Pyros.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
But I mean most of Blaine's teeth were gone, I
believe by this time.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
But it was a good version.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Says yeah, leave those kids.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
They had to wake them up to do something like
The Weasel and Winter Houser.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Yeah, they kids. Usher was in that movie. Remember when
Usher was trying to be an actor? Usher minority owner
of your Cleveland Cavaliers. And I think it's really really
rude when they call him that. Can't a guy be
a businessman in his own right?

Speaker 12 (33:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I thought you meant calling him an usher.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
No, well, I don't know if he uh, I don't
know if he ever did that as a kind of
a promotional novelty or something.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
I mean, you would think, right, Usher, Usher.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, please welcome Usher. He's Usher again
Usher Raymond Fourth. Careful, ladies, He'll give you the herp?
Was that the rumor that he was like going around
given ladies the herp, handing it out? Yeah, your Cleveland Cavaliers,
speaking of whom, they are back on the floor tomorrow night,

(33:42):
albeit in DC. They're set to play the Wizards at
seven o'clock tomorrow night, six thirty pre game. They'll come
back home Sunday afternoon for a matinee against the Charlotte
Hornets from Michigan.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Are they from Charlotte, Michigan or Charlotte North Carolina.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I'm gonna go with North Carolina.

Speaker 11 (34:00):
That's not very good with geography, but I'm gonna say
North Carolina makes sense.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
And then they'll play the Bulls back to back Wednesday
in Chicago and then next Friday here at the Rocket Arena.
I will have more Calves tickets for you for Calves
Bulls today and tomorrow around five ten on the show
and Rob the Chicago White Sox, who we might be

(34:26):
seeing some theatrics right now. It's the Rays and the
White Sox. The White Sox. Of the Rays, which one
will be the number one overall pick, It's time to
start at number two.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
The team with the second overall pick in the upcoming
MLB draft, the Tampa Bay Rays, which means the number
one pick in the upcoming MLB Draft goes to the
Chicago White Sox.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
The White Sox, well, yeah, that's why they had Harold
Baines sitting there, because he was the last guy that
they got when they had a number one pick. It's
been fifty years since they've had a number one pick,
and Harold Baines turned to a Hall of Famer. I
think Harold Baines was with the Indians for like a
hot second. I don't even know if he ever played
for the Indians, but I know he got he was

(35:16):
with the White Sox like three or four times. But
I'm almost positive back in the day that Harold Baines
made his way to Cleveland. Some of you old timers
might know, but the Chicago White Sox a terrible terrible team.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
But my team.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
They get number one pick in the twenty twenty six
MLB draft, which will be next summer in Philly.

Speaker 11 (35:38):
What is that Cholawowski? U Cela looks like who the
Yeah that's some short stop. Well and it looks like
going to go one and two.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, rollo Cholowski or something. I don't know, so you sing.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
But it also could be Grady Emerson from Fort Worth
Christian he's a high school player.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Well, listen, they're at White Sox front office, White Sox
legend Jim Tomey of course, part of that organization, and
he among everybody else, they're very, very excited. You know,
they haven't even been in the playoffs in five or
six years and just miserable last couple of seasons.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
And they're not going to be with the number one
pick either. No, that's not going to pull them up.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
They've had three consecutive seasons with at least one hundred losses.

Speaker 11 (36:25):
Yeah, you got this is a build something around him. Yeah,
this is a band aid at best. I guess, well, no,
not even that.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's just this is how you rebuild, right, You rebuild
a team with this type of a draft. Yeah, but
number one pick, I don't know that you rebuild with
one guy.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Nobody can build a round like you get a really
solid base and then you trade and you build around them.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
But people have to be willing to do that. Well,
that's what I'm saying. That makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
That doesn't seem to be what the White Sox organization
is doing.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
I mean, if they haven't had the number one draft
pick in fifty years, you can't compare apples to happen.
So maybe they'll do something sweet and get you all
excited for a new year.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Last season, they had one hundred and twenty one losses,
the second most in Major League Baseball history, behind the
eighteen ninety nine Cleveland Spiders, who lost one hundred and
thirty four games that season. And of course, back then,
they only played one hundred and thirty six games. So

(37:27):
July the weekend after fourth of July, that weekend in Philly,
White Sox Rays, Minnesota Twins, San Francisco Giants, and.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
At Pittsburgh Pirates.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Abucca who's running out the top five in a draft
order there and fort the MLB draft. So we'll see.
It's exciting. I'm excited. I'm sure nobody listening right now
is excited, not even for me.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
But I'm excited. I am. When you have the rebuilt,
when you.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Have a White Sox legend like Jim Tommy Rob who's
right there in the front office, right, boy, it doesn't
get more exciting than that. Andy Dick. Yeah, Andy Dick video.
Oh my god, So Andy Dick. You might have seen
what we talked about it yesterday. Briefly, the video of
him passed out on the stoop there in Hollywood in
his neighborhood, doing something, and then his friends were trying

(38:20):
to wake him up. I don't know, and so they
get I don't know where they shot this, but TMZ
followed up with him and he's sitting there kind of
flanked by a couple of friends. Again, I don't know
who these friends are. They just look like scrubs from
the neighborhood or something. Yeah, but it sounds like they've
got his best interest in mind.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I think so too.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
But that's like a full time job making sure Andy
Dick doesn an overdose. Well, it sounds I mean, he
sounds bad, dude, like he looks and sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
If he makes it through the end of the year,
I would be surprised.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Yeah, I don't think these are like his friends. I
think these are neighborhood dudes who just watch him something, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
Paying attention to because obviously there's nothing to take from
Andy Dick. Right, They're probably like, yeah, we want to
save this poor guy. Guys like he gets away from
them for ten minutes in overdoses, like he's got it
bad boy.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Yeah, well, you know this does everything happened yesterday?

Speaker 10 (39:11):
Okay, I have a couple of questions for you.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
What do you mean by every What is everything?

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Since you know the video that came out? What happened?
And that's what I wanted to ask you. You know,
are you okay?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Doesn't going to look like I'm one hundred fine and
ten minutes now?

Speaker 6 (39:31):
I know you two were there with him. Oh yeah today?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You know, are you.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Guys able to tell this thing? Absolutely? Yeah? Look, can
you guys up?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I mean I think he looks thirty seven percent fine?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, I wouldn't even say that.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I mean he's going out to hang out Andy and
not another whole not the whole entire day plan.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Just you know who Andy Dick is.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I don't, but I kind of looked him up yesterday, he.

Speaker 11 (39:54):
Got away, he got a rear coach for a few minutes,
he did something that messed him.

Speaker 10 (39:58):
Up, and I had a right but he was a
group effort of all of our friends.

Speaker 11 (40:03):
That you know, say, there was a guy that was
my age on the and I felt for him.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
He has kids, did you know that far He had kids,
and he was depressed and he was on the sidewalk
and I'm like, I'll sick with you, and then he
whipped out I'm.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Sorry, but crack, and I'm like, you know what, I
might need a little bit of that. I wanted to
see what he was doing.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
And also I don't mind doing a well cracker without
man this okay.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I don't mind doing a little crack now.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
And again anyway, I mean, he's he there's like no
teeth in that.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
And these are not his friends.

Speaker 10 (40:41):
Kind of sounds high.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
These are guys that I don't know who they are.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
I think those neighbor neighborhood dudes maybe who were just
kind of guys that got him.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, they And I.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Don't think there's anything nefarious there. I think these are
just dudes in the neighborhood who are like, yeah, we
try to keep an eye on it.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
Well, he said, these my friends and many friends. And
then he says the thing about I got away from
them for ten minutes. Like those poor bastards. Like if
Andy Dick gets away from you for ten minutes, he
overdoses like they it sounds like all they're doing is
babysitting Andy Dick.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, it's like a full time job. But he sounds
and looks rough.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Boy. Yeah, that's one of those guys if you have
Andy Dick in your celebrity death pool. First of all,
he's he's lasted a lot longer than I think a
lot of people thought he would.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I thought he would have been dead years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Oh so he's been doing this for all long.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
This is kind of the defining characteristic, unfortunately, of his career.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, no one thinks about anything he's done. They think
about him being a drug addict.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
He kind of blew up on the Bens Stiller Show
a long time, and then he parlayed that into news radio,
and then he had a couple of things here and there.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
He was kind of in that Polly Shore orbit. Andy. Yeah,
he was in the Army now, in.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
The Army Now and then kind of nothing, you know,
I mean the fame or whatever it was. He didn't
hand again. I was talking about it yesterday. The one
time I Handy had Andy Dick on the show was
that period of time where he was stone cold sober.
So I never met this Andy Dick who is the
main Andy Dick.

Speaker 11 (42:14):
He's got that that look to him too, Like his
face he's got like that, you know what I mean,
Like he can tell he's just a blown out drug
at it's so sad.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Well, there's a lot of like when there's a lot
of teeth grinding and moving the jaw and things like that,
you know, kind of the telltale signs of people who
are in the throes of that.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 11 (42:29):
Those two dudes, one of them says straight out he
wants to stick around for his grand babies, like he
has two grandchildren.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
And this guy still like it's just it's such a
drag once it gets a hooks in you boy. But
in the same breath, I can do cron when I
do crack once in a while, a little bit of crack. Now,
I've never done crack, No me neither. Uh, I've never
done I've done everything, but I've never done cocaine or crack,
and yeah, Jesse, you ever done cocaine?

Speaker 10 (42:55):
I have.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Okay, it's not even a weird thing anymore. I mean,
school teachers do it, you know what I mean. It's
relatively cheap now, I mean it has been for a while,
and uh, it's not even like a wild thing anymore.
People will just kind of casually go, yeah, we're kind
of doing cocaine.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
And I was like, that's a difference between cocaine and crack, though.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Well not really, I mean not really. Yeah, I mean
it's the same fundamental it is. That that was understand
That was the big argument, you know, when they were
talking about the racial component of the drug war, They're like,
why are they handing down these much larger sentences for
crack because it was a black community primarily, whereas cocaine

(43:34):
was the domain of you know, not wealthy white people.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
But back in the day, you had you know, it
wasn't cheap.

Speaker 10 (43:41):
You never know what's in it.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Well, you never know what's in anything anymore. That's the problem,
you know what I mean. Used to be back in
the day, no matter what you were doing, if you
trusted your dealer, you were in good shape.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Now they don't even know what's in anything.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
So it's like you got people who are like, I've
been dealing with this guy for a long time and
then he gave me something and then it was full
of fentanyl and blah blah blah.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
You now, alcohol was my problem with drugs. That was
that's a different animal, you know. You know, alcohol is well,
I know, but it's I know what you mean in
my opinion, but it's just sad. Well, smoking it is
a much higher addiction rate. That's part of the issue.

Speaker 11 (44:20):
Like they you know what I mean, like that, that's
that's definitely part of the challenge. And the stigma of
the drug has always been to your point, cocaine is
a white collar drug. It's what if you have money,
you're buying you're buying crack rocks. If you don't, Yeah,
you know what I mean. And it's it's doing similar stuff.
It's the same chemical compound.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
If only the guy that Andy Dick had run into
on the street there on the stoop, as he describes it,
if only he had run into that guy and that
guy happened to be doing uh peote or something like that, right,
he would have had a much better.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Time walking with Tripp and Balls.

Speaker 10 (44:59):
Isn't a plant?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yes? They all are.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
They all start out that way. Cacus, yeah, cactus, yeah yeah, caterpillar.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
The other one there's peyoti, and there's another mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You're not talking about Iowa.

Speaker 10 (45:15):
Maybe maybe it was just peyoti. There's another one. It's
a plant. I'm pretty sure. No, I'm thinking like PCP.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
She's like, we're doing angel dust back in the day,
and you know that's a totally different Yeah, I mean
mescalins in Payoti. Anyway, we were doing mescalin at the
frigging Ted Nugent show back in you know nine.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Huh what happened?

Speaker 10 (45:39):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
What?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Who?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Go ahead, Jess, she's on the phone. Oh she's taking
them anyway, Andy Dick. I hope that he's okay. Uh,
he's currently not okay. No, but I'm curious who those
guys are.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
I can't imagine a situation where he will ever be okay,
you know what I mean? Like, that's just he was once.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I mean, I know that, I know that you're always
in recovery. If you're an addict, you always are. I
understand that. I'm just saying that when I met him,
he had really gotten some things together. And I don't
know if maybe that's because he had repaired his familial
relationships or I don't know what it is, but for
that period of time, he was very optimistic about things.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
And but I don't know.

Speaker 11 (46:16):
I think sadly, there's one end for a dude when
you're that addicted, you know what I mean, when.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You've taking him a long time to get there. Boy,
that guy, he's sixty years old, you know what I mean? Yeah,
but you get you just eventually it catches up with you. Yeah,
you have a heart attack or something. Hey Francis, Hey,
you know, and how you doing?

Speaker 12 (46:36):
Brother?

Speaker 10 (46:36):
What a man?

Speaker 7 (46:38):
So we were talking about, you know, I guess the.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
Pricing differences between crack and cocaine.

Speaker 8 (46:47):
Now.

Speaker 13 (46:47):
I used to be a cocaine enthusiast, and I have
a cocaine enthusiast.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I do like that.

Speaker 13 (46:54):
Yeah, yeah, I spent easily one hundred and fifty dollars
dollars on cocaine now now I could say that without question,
and I've usually what I mean.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
This is I got.

Speaker 13 (47:12):
When you're in sober living and you have time on
your hands, you calculate these things.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
And I have smoked a.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Half a million dollars worth of crack.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Wowkay is port Man strug.

Speaker 13 (47:22):
But legs are much shorter and it requires you to
uh obviously keep hitting that booky so on.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
More labor intensive. Yeah, I mean it's it is, it is,
and you.

Speaker 13 (47:34):
Uh, you find yourself doing things uh for crack it
necessarily wouldn't do for Coco dough.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I've done both of these things.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
So yeah, how did you? How did you not end
up like Andy Dick? Francis? Oh he hung up, or
he bumped the bone or.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Sybea wake up.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
He's got that glass d Jones, baby back to the run.
I hope you're okay, fran He wasn't Parma, so not
to cast dispersions of the fine people of Karma, Ohio
like our own Jessica and Hutchinson cried of Parma, Ohio.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Parma.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Listen, man, there are some beautiful people who live in Parma, Ohio.
And there's some maurial scrubs, just like.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Any other.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Hamlet in and around these United States. So I hope
that Francis is okay.

Speaker 11 (48:28):
It sounds like he is. He talked about living in
a sober living environment.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
And spending half a million dollars. I don't know how
you do that.

Speaker 11 (48:35):
He's at one hundred and fifty grand on powdered cocaine
and a half a million bucks because you're buying rocks constantly,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, but most people don't.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Most people don't make that kind of money in their lifetime,
let alone spend it on cocaine.

Speaker 11 (48:47):
Well again, I mean, he sounds like he started with
the coke aspect of things. White collar drug, expensive drug.
He may have been who knows, could have been tons
of dough.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
He could have been Gordon Gecko back in the day.
Look Robert Downey Jr. They are going great for him,
right That guy was Charlie Chaplin, right then?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Not the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
On one of flowers willed loved ones, Past memories fade.
But this thing just seems to go on for.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
One w m ms.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Bitch all.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
You just gotta write a song called stitch them.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Look at that Kevin Gate show, you know, Black Jail
Lewis and the Honeybears.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Yes, you hip to them.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I mean, I don't know them, but I've heard of
them so good Doro saw them along.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
They're from I think they're from Tucson to the Zoom.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Saw them at Austin in the city limits a long
time ago. Anyway, I heard from Uh, I heard from
Becky and Wayne County said that they are opening for
Reverend Horton Heat back in Cleveland in the spring.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Them.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I like, yeah, it's mar teeny time, Reverend Horton Heat
and Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears in the spring.
So if you dig either of those bands, or maybe
you just want to be there for bitch, I love you.
Then looking at the tickets, I don't know where they're playing.
She just left a message and said, check these guys out.

(50:35):
It's a long time ago.

Speaker 15 (50:37):
Now.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I've never seen the Reverend Horton Heat live there, and
I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not even ordained.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It might be Oh's possibility.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Your Cleveland Cavaliers are back on the wood tomorrow night
in d C. Gilbert Arenas, Michael Jordan and the Washington
Wizards on the I don't I don't know who the
big guys on the Wizards are now starting five for
the Wizards. C. J. McCullum, Bob Carrington, Hey bub Hi Hey, Bob,

(51:13):
how about them Chiefs? Bub Is sure day, Kaishan George. Okay,
So I don't know anybody on the Wizards, but that
doesn't matter. What matters is they're going to be playing
your cavalier's. What also matters is the Wizards are terrible.
They are three and nineteen. But be that as it may,

(51:36):
Cavaliers still have their work cutout for them because they've
been real wobbly too. So Kaz Wizards tomorrow night, seven o'clock.
Cas will come home Sunday afternoon to play the Hornets
and then back to back games against the Bulls, second
of which is here at home one week from tomorrow night,
and I will have a pair of tickets where he
coming up five ten.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
If you want to go to Cavs Bulls.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I'm really bummed I'm gonna miss that game because I
would have really like to have gone to that. You know,
our own Jess, our new phone screener for those of
you who are you know, people are still dipping in
and going who's the new girl? And I have to
tell them right, it's Jess. I got to introduce her
to a lot of our colleagues last night at the

(52:18):
company Christmas party. Probably some people that you gravitated to
more than others. Maybe I know you and Crystal were
chatting it.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Up for a while.

Speaker 10 (52:25):
She's so sweet.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Crystal is over there on r MJ and Jess is
over here, and so she is a huge, huge Stephen
Tyler fan.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
On the record, right as I compile my dossier for Jess,
I love Steven Taller. She really does her celebrity crushes,
Steven Tyler, Jerry Seinfeld, doctor Phil.

Speaker 10 (52:53):
Doctor Phil was like a small crush for a hot second.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Nevertheless, Chad Kruger, only time has ever been used in
conjunction with doctor Phil. Chad Kroger of Nickelback. That's probably
not even so weird for a lot of people. You know,
Ted Danson, She's really all over the place. But top
of that heap is one Steven Tallerico.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
And you might be saying to yourself, Oh, Steven Tyler,
that's not bad. So what like seventies eighties Tyler? Nope, nope,
twenty five.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Ye, yep, as recent as you can get him, Yes,
as fresh as you can get Steven Tyler.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Right now, still breathing, Stephen Timers.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Yes, well, our friend Jeremiah who has submitted many AI
songs to us, has submitted his first for Jess. Oh God,
it's called Missus Jess Tyler. Oh boy, and it's about
uh well, the name, it's self explanatory.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
It's about you. Wait, he's AI songs.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Man, Wait until you hear this singer, This AI singer,
oh a person who does not exist? Right, Rob, shall
make it move before we hit play, this shall make
it move. This is not a guaranteed human.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
No, this person is AI.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Not only not guaranteed human, guaranteed inhuman guaranteed machine.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Right.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
This is a song about Jess marrying Stephen Tyler. Now
what Jeremiah did was and you'll notice this as you
hear it is he basically just he wrote a little bit,
but then he basically fed in references to Aerosmith songs.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
And that comprises the book.

Speaker 18 (54:32):
I'm writing cross country and his Buick sky Hawk sky Hawk,
his long.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
Hair is flowing, and his tire a musk is missing.
My name is Jess, and I love Mon.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
We just come married.

Speaker 10 (55:01):
It was the best.

Speaker 8 (55:04):
I'm now missus just Tyler, and I'm now live Tyler's stepmom, Stephen.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
He's got me living on.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
The edge in the best way.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
He on his rags all but and.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
His angel, but.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
He exit when I call it my uncle salty.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Un salty, uncle salted. But this fake voice makes it move,
doesn't it. It's got a real an Amanda pearl Shire's
vibe to it.

Speaker 10 (55:58):
Man, I might have to re record this myself.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Right until that.

Speaker 10 (56:04):
No Neatly at the Jazz Board performed this song live.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Hey, can I get a Jim Martini please? To olives?

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Extra, Oh, you're not gonna be extra driving to this
song makes some tissues.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
He sometimes drives me crazy, but I don't.

Speaker 10 (56:33):
Say I love you, Stephen.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Don't want to miss a thing.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Anyway, Jeremiah submitted another AI song again that singer guaranteed
inhuman that's cool machine right, but the voice, the recreations,
these things can do.

Speaker 10 (56:55):
Wait, does Uncle Salty one of their song?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
I have no idea what that is.

Speaker 10 (56:59):
Maybe that I know all their songs, maybe he.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Threw that in.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I mean it's not all AI generated.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I mean it's lyrically at least Jeremiah might have taken
some liberties.

Speaker 11 (57:07):
Gross of course salty when I call him uncle salty.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Yeah, So anyway, there you go, missus Jess Tyler. That's great. Yeah,
and again I don't know if Oh wait a minute,
yeah it is Uncle Uncle Salty.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
It's a song on Toys in the attic it says, oh.

Speaker 10 (57:30):
Right, never heard that one, Dolly.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
I wonder what that's about.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Rob, I don't know what do you think the song
is called Uncle Salty's.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I don't know. I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Uncle Salty's credited to both Steven Tyler and bassist Hamilton,
who came up with the riff.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah, and I have this album and I know it same.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
I've never never even know that was the name of
the joke. This is their best album, I feel pretty thing.
I know it's a track too, Uncle Salty. You think

(58:11):
Toys and the Attics their best record? I think it's close. Yeah,
I don't know how you that's a tough one to
are Aerosmith. Aerosmith is great.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Oh I'm sorry Rob.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
For me. It begins and ends with done with Mirrors?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Is it?

Speaker 15 (58:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I did buy that's interesting. Yeah, I did buy that
on cassette though. The very first Aerosmith, that's how late
I came to Aerosmith. Very first Aerosmith I ever bought
was done with Mirrors, which I don't even think Aerosmith
fans remember.

Speaker 10 (58:37):
Unpopular dream On though I don't like that song.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
You don't like dream On.

Speaker 11 (58:41):
But I think it's just over I think it's overplayed.
I think if it was something you heard on occasion everyone.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
But.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I don't you like that.

Speaker 10 (58:50):
I think that's why I've heard it so many times. Okay,
there's better ones.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Rocks is also towards the top. I mean that's back
in the saddle. Yep, it was a big one for
the Rocks, was a huge one for them. Yeah, but
I like to draw the line which has that well, yeah,
I mean that's that's my favorite Aerosmith song. Yeah, but
I don't know that it's their best album. I by far,

(59:19):
Into Way is my favorite song of theirs. But dream
On is on that debut record, Jess.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
Yeah, and do you know like his voice sounds different
because when he was recording it, he wanted to sound
different and like, uh, make his voice more what's the word,
uh like rememberable? But I mean his voice is super memorable,
you know, but he wanted to do something different with it.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
And I think what did he do? What did he say?
He was trying to.

Speaker 10 (59:45):
Do well, if you listened, I can't remember exactly what
it was, but if you listen to his voice, it
sounds more. I think it was like he didn't want
to sound like Mick Jagger or some things.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
He already got confused by it. Well because people are
already referring to them as the Eric and Stones, right, so.

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
Yeah, yeah, make it's my favorite song?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Which one?

Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
Make it? When you're playing right now?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
This is mommaku?

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
Oh that's mamma? Can my dad make it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Is? The first's the first track of their first album.
How did Joe Perry have such a thick Boston accent
and Steven Tyler didn't? Weren't they both from Boston? Depends
on where they lived, where they grew up.

Speaker 11 (01:00:32):
I don't know where Steven Tyler grew up, but if
Joe Perry has a very thick Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Accent, then he grew up in Boston.

Speaker 11 (01:00:37):
Yeah, if I mean I lived in Western Massachusetts, never
had an ounce of an accent.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Oh, Steven Tyler born in Manhattan, moved to the Bronx.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, so that's why.

Speaker 11 (01:00:47):
Okay, And I mean, even if you live there forever,
it's not you know, it's a hard thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
To not have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Like even my kids had a little bit of a
Rhode Island accent when we moved.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
But what is the Rhode Island accent?

Speaker 11 (01:01:00):
Very similar, It's just you can always tell that New
England area. Okay, they all have that the RS go Away.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
But that's what I mean is that if you're from there,
like you have a very trained ear for that, where
you could tell that's Boston, that's Rhode Island. The rest
of us, all we hear is is well bac to k.

Speaker 11 (01:01:17):
Yeah, I mean if if you I've played the Rhde
Island accent for you in the past, if you if
you listen to it's definitely different. It has it has
its own stuff to it. But it's uh, I don't know.
It's kind of hard to explain it because they're they're
founded on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
The same things.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
The RS go Away, the I'm always fascinated by the
people you wicked. I'm always fascinated by the people you've
never heard of who were like a founding member.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Of a really famous band, right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
One of the founding members of Aerosmith was a guy
named Ray Tobano. Nobody's ever heard of Ray Tobano. These
guys who are like for one reason or another, either
I'm leaving the band because we're not gonna make it
or other stuff have come up. Right, Like those very
first iterations of Aerosmith were Steven Tyler and a guiding
Ray to Bono.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Yeah, I never heard of him.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Nope, And the guy could have been he could have
stayed in Aerosmith.

Speaker 11 (01:02:11):
I mean, Aerosmith is great again. There's there's six seven
albums that are just incredible. Six seven M did that
just for you? Thank you for picking up on that one. Uh,
there's They're just they're incredible albums, you know. But I
still swear the best band from Boston's Jay Giles, I thinkin.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I mean, you'll get no argument from me on that,
but you will come. You will come to blows with
some people for sure. And again I understand it. I
understand why. I mean, Aerosmith is a much bigger commercial success.
They're they're uh, they've done more albums, the you know everything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, and they were first No.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Done with Mirrors was supposed to be their huge comeback record.
Brad Whitford and Joe Perry had been gone for like
four or five years. They rejoined the band. They get
ted Templeman to produce like this is gonna be huge,
We're back Benny, and it flopped.

Speaker 11 (01:03:04):
Yeah, because the big one coming back was that was
the one whenever. That was when they were like Smith's back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
But they but you know, they had to get songwriters
to help them, and.

Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
They cleaned up. Steven Tyler got off the drugs and yeah,
Joe Perry put down the bottle for a minute. Yeah,
and so they said. But I mean, yeah, that permanent
vacation saved them. There would have been no Aerosmith if
that didn't happen, it would have been the end of it.

Speaker 10 (01:03:28):
My mom told me when they first went on tour
after they were clean. She went to one of their
shows and the whole show like no one could buy
beer or anything. It was a dry show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Really, that's true.

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
Wait the crowd, Yeah, they couldn't even buy They played.

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
Drake, they played dry rooms, They played like college campuses
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
They haven't put any temptation.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
How I understand that they didn't want temptation, But isn't
that going to keep people from coming to your friggin'
show if.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
You care enough about Aerosmith.

Speaker 11 (01:03:56):
Now, wow, I mean listen, man, you are I the
campus University of Rhoe Island. They're a dry campus, so
any band that would play there you couldn't get beer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I've seen plenty of shows there. If you want to
see them bad enough, you'll go.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Well, constitutes a dry campus.

Speaker 11 (01:04:11):
You can't alcohol on campus, or it's not even supposed
to be there, but they can't. You cannot sell it,
like any of their events and venues. I think they've
they've changed it to an extent now. I think they
have like special licenses that during it you can go
to a certain area and purchase it. Because they were
getting killed on shows, But if you want to see someone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Bad enough, it doesn't matter. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
The street, we get hammered in the parking lot and
then go in heavy metal parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Yeah, Perana vacation. A lot of things came together for them.
They had song writers, their sound got real glossy. They
were on MTV, right that was huge for them. Is
obviously Ragged All and Dude looks like a Lady and their.

Speaker 11 (01:04:51):
Last draw the Line was the last Aerosmith record before that, Like,
they released four records after that. No one bought, No
one cared about right in the ruts, right, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Like that was just that was it was trash. They
were a mess.

Speaker 11 (01:05:06):
They were a destroyed group of guys who hated each other.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
So you figure ten years left while they were making
the record.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Yeah, there was.

Speaker 11 (01:05:15):
There was ten years in between successful records for Aerosmith.
I think people forget that, Like they left a much
different band than they returned.

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
And then they were supposed to go on tour. I
think they the first one. I bought tickets too, and
then they canceled it or rescheduled it or whatever. And
then the second one was supposed to be in September
and they canceled.

Speaker 11 (01:05:34):
There are you talking about this most recent one? Yeah,
because of his voice, you're gonna definitely see something from
them now. They help there. There's no doubt. There's too
much that's gone on of late with Aerosmith, like the
tie in with what's that kid? Young Blood and all
that crap, re releasing all of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Is that's They're going to tour without question.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
You know, I'm not a big fan of like arena shows,
but that's one I would go to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
It's it's fine. I've seen Aerosmith ten times.

Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
They're they're they're a great band, they're fund Steven Tyler's
a dynamic front man. They've never seen them. You're never
gonna be disappointed in an Aerosmith.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah, it's one of those bands I've always wanted to see.
I never got around to it. Never saw Aerosmith. Well,
now you'll never get your chance. I saw them open
for Kiss. They opened for Kiss. I think it was
the Psycho Circus tour. I'm pretty sure good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
You suck.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
God Sony's sex to me like they're just because a
band is called Boston, by the way, Sir or Madam,
doesn't make them the best band in Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
They're there. I still I will put them above Aerosmith. Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (01:06:36):
I would say it's Jay Giles Boston Aerosmith as the
bands from Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
For me, I would say Jay Giles. God.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
Would I put Boston above Aerosmith?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
I don't know that I would. I absolutely would. They're
a far better band, okay in my opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Again, that's I would put Boston bands, Okay, very top right.
Boston bands, Yes, Bell, BIV, Devo, The Cars, Aerosmith, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
New Kids on the Block. Where do you put the Pixies.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Sixies right there in between that on the Curb Pixies,
in between Boston's and Mission of Burma.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
And you Got You Gotta Figure two.

Speaker 11 (01:07:18):
I argue that the Pixie shouldn't count as a Boston
band because they're you mass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
AMers, drop Kick Murphy's.

Speaker 11 (01:07:25):
Boston, very Boston. There's a lot of good bands that
came out of there. But again like and then at.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
The very bottom, the Boston Symphony Orchestra, Rob.

Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
Keith Lockhart's crying in bed. That guy man, you talk
about someone who just was everywhere. Every time they would
mention that thing, it was always his name. Before the Orchestra,
it was Keith Lockhart and the Boston, Boston the Orchestra.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
But who wasn't back in the day the Boston the
Boston Pops was Who was the famous guy, Arthur Fiedler.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
I don't know. Keith Lockhart's the one I remember right
there was the Boston Pops.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
It was always on h PBS when I was a kid,
Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
When I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
He died in the late seventies, so I was a
little kid, but it was on PBS channel eleven in Chicago.
The big pbis station Boston is WGBH, I think, and
a lot of programming comes out of there. A lot
of shows, you know, started at Boston PBS, and so
they used to show Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops,
and my grandmother would sit there and watch it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:30):
Dude, they were listen. They are incredible. I've seen them
numerous times out on the water. They're They're great.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
I'm sitting first chair, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Dude, you got no idea. I was sitting next to
the obo guy.

Speaker 10 (01:08:41):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Oh, I'm second check clarinet.

Speaker 15 (01:08:46):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yeah, dude, dude, you can't even believe how hot my
career is taking off. I'm sitting second chad. Dude, this
is wild guy. A lot of fed yah, dude. He's
pointing his baton aty Uh. How many dude? You think
it's WoT a tuba? Dude, I'm that guy kid. I
chair one sport on tubad. Oh you got a haul

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at tuba around.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
When I go watch my daughter perform with you know,
an orchestra or something, and I look at the people
playing the harp or whatever, I'm like, how did you
land on that? I mean, nobody goes, I just my
whole life has to be the harp.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
See I love the sound of the harp. Oh I
do tell I sit there for hours.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
It's just so it's a massive instrumentowright, man, just.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Like Arthur Fiedler.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
All right, I gotta take a break here, rip Art Fiedler,
The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 7 (01:09:43):
On one's call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 10 (01:09:49):
It's for living out radio workplace fantasies. And if I
have to explain that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
To you, it's clear you don't deserve it.

Speaker 17 (01:09:54):
Q one double O seven or three four eight one
double O seven.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Rosto.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
We just ran that promo for like Teachers, and the
guy goes, it takes a lot of tools to make
this thing run. I'm like, hey, it's just like this place.
It sure does good for them, Elean. I forget about
god Smack from Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 12 (01:10:30):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
If you like that one song, you're gonna love the
rest of them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Yeah, god Smacks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
I got high with Sully Erna and Chris Angel one
time in a trailer.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Speaking of Boston accents. Listen to talking. Oh you freaking
guy's name is Sully god Smack. Dude. We've got plenty
of songs for you, guy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
I feel like his parents probably named him Sully, right.
I don't think that's his salvator, that's his name, but Amy,
I'm solid he.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
Was a pison. How are you? Hey? Are you doing?

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Why are you looking down on me? Because you're four
feet tall? Sally to Chey, Yes, I am a little
on the short side, guy. Allan fun fact, Keith Lockhart
used to conduct the Akron Youth Symphony.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Well there you go, did you say uts to what?
Matt and Akron?

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
He's been there since nineteen ninety five, he's been in Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Your Cavalier's are back on the floor tomorrow night in DC.
They're taking on the Wizards at seven o'clock. They've been
gone for this NBA Cup stuff of which they had
no part, so they've been.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Oiling their ligaments. I don't know. I hope they just
come back healthy and rested him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
Yess rest instead, healthy and rested Calves Wizards. Washington is
a terrible basketball team right now, But they'll play the
Caves tomorrow night in DC, and the Calves come home
Sunday they take on the Charlotte Hornets and then back
to Beck against the Bulls Wednesday in Chicago, next Friday
here in Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I will have more Calves Bulls tickets for you at.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Five ten today and tomorrow, and then Monday and Tuesday
of next week. Our last two live shows of twenty
twenty five. And what a bittersweet moment that'll be, rob
Oh for the year to be over?

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Is there bitter in it? What a sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Moment that'll be for us to end our twenty twenty
five broadcast. Please our broadcast schedule before we ride off
into the sunset until we return with our ligaments oiled,
rested and ready on the fifth of January, allegedly twenty

(01:12:47):
twenty six. You will listen, yes, in case some professional
In case some professional stuff befalls us in the break,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
I mean, I got no sense of that last night. No, no, no, no,
We're good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Have you ever been in I've been in a situation
before where you when management stops talking to you, they
won't look at you and nope, and you go, something's
going on here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
This'm getting a Now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
I've been professionally paranoid my entire career, and for the
bulk of that it's been unwarranted. But you only got
to be right one time to make the paranoia worth it.

Speaker 11 (01:13:26):
You see, nothing solved that with me, like being fired.
I got fired from a job and it was and
then I never cared again about being fired.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Well, it wasn't like I got I guess people like
to make the distinction between being fired and up being renewed. Yeah,
to me, that's a distinction without a difference. Bottom line
is you're unemployed, sure, but been fired and I've been
not renewed.

Speaker 11 (01:13:50):
I got fired and hired in the same basic phone call, right,
And so I was like okay, But it's like I
just didn't care. And I remember when like the manager,
just like an administrative thing, right, the firing manager was like,
do you trust me? And I was like not in
the least. And he's like, well, I expected you say yes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
The fact that you had, the fact that you had
to ask me, that should be your answer.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Do you trust me?

Speaker 16 (01:14:11):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
As far as I could throw you pal.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yeah, Why did this person why was there such a
chasm between what he thought you would say and what
you said.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
He couldn't pick up on that.

Speaker 11 (01:14:20):
He was one of those No, he's he's a great dude,
but he's one of those all heart managers. Like, there's no,
he's not putting a lot of thought into anything. It's
just all with his heart.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I see. And you know how that goes right?

Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
Yes, and sometimes you got a good manager has to
be a balance of both things.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
And he would just be like, why would you say that?

Speaker 11 (01:14:40):
Like I was really hoping that, Like I'm like, hell, yeah,
First off, I don't trust anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Emotional decisions are usually not your best ones.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
That's why he's like, you trust me? No, not really? Yeah, Allan.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Did you ever hear Sully's pre godsmack band?

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
They were called Strip Mind. He was the drummer and
he got drummer ego disease. You sit back there and
you go, I want to be in front. I don't
want to be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Back here anymore. That was never me. I was always
happy playing the drums. Ded worked out for him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah. Hey, if you listen to us on iHeartRadio on
the app while the show is live, tell me where
you do it. If you are out of state, make
sure that you are on our map. Jennifer listens in
Fort Worth, Texas. Augustine is one of our beer cheeses
in Denver, Carissa is down in Conway, South Carolina, where
you cannot get a DUI on a horse. Nice, right,

(01:15:42):
We established that yesterday state of South Carolina when we
were talking about here in Ohio.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Anything that moves you can get a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
DUI on or an ov i in South Carolina because
a horse is not a motor vehicle. Of course they're
correct on that. You can't get a DUI on that.
But if you don't listen on the app, you can
always leave us voicemails on the after hours line, which
is two one six nine eight six eighty nine three.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
Oly Oi you guys talking obis d U guys Alan,
I'm pretty sure you mentioned this story.

Speaker 17 (01:16:17):
There was a guy in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
He got popped on a canoe going down like a river.
But no, Ohio does not mess around. Are you on
anything as classified as a vehicle. You could probably be
in an office chair and have your buddy is like
pushing you down the street, and you're gonna get an obi.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Oh, we got to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
We got to when we come back in twenty twenty six,
one of us rob is gonna get hammered and then
we're going to push the other one in an office
chair down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Euclid, how about that. I'm in Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:16:53):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Anything on wheels, According to Corey, anything on wheels you
could potentially get an in Ohio. I was reading about
how Japan is cracking down on drunk cyclists because there's
a they have a very mix wife lived in Japan
for many years. They have a very different relationship with
alcohol than we do here. They don't consider it a drug,

(01:17:17):
and so now as a result, alcoholism is a big
issue in Japan. But it's widely accepted that everybody drinks,
so like workplace culture, people go, you know, like white
collar guy, everybody going out after work and drinking in
bars and you can get booze everywhere, and you know,

(01:17:39):
they make a lot of money on alcohol tax revenue,
and so it's like widely accepted in Japanese culture as
like your go to stress reliever and your social bonding
and all that kind of stuff. But as a result,
you know, you don't get off scott free, and so
there's like a lot of guys in suits that are
like passed out on park benches and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
It's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
So Japan is trying to crack down on drunk cyclists.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
I'd love to see some video of this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
A guy who's wobbling around or lady doesn't discriminate a
lady or a guy wobbling around. Now it begs the question,
are they better drunk on bikes? They're more used to it,
like over here, you know, you might not be used
to it. They're handing out more fines, and they're suspending

(01:18:37):
the driving licenses of people who are caught drunk on
bicycles wheel and so they are going to reduce the
legal alcohol limit and you might get jail time if
they get you drunk on a bike. In Japan now,
I don't think that we have any bureau chiefs anymore.

(01:18:58):
We used to have bureau chiefs in Japan. We had
Erica who was teaching English in Okinawa. I don't know
if she's still there. But they're really cracking down. So
that's why Rob I've said this for so many years.
I refer to Japan as the Ohio of Asia, much

(01:19:21):
better food for obvious reasons. Doyu did they get those tsunamis?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
They had a huge earthquake. I didn't see. I saw
they had like a seven point something on the rich
point five.

Speaker 11 (01:19:32):
Yeah, and then they had warnings like crazy, but I
didn't see that any massive tsunami happened, so that yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Okay, well that's good. It was I think the north
end of Japan.

Speaker 11 (01:19:40):
But you know, and according to this, you can get
an ouy or whatever on on a bicycle, but not
a unicycle or a tricycle.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Reallyah, that's what it says.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
You a tricycle, three wheels, three.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Wheel, Try try trycycle.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Just a tricycle though, that's a tricycle three wheel, But
what does it look like? Did you have a three
wheels you've got a five month old, there's going to
be a tricycle in your house.

Speaker 10 (01:20:09):
Yeah, the one with training wheels on the back.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Nope, no three wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
You're looking at it now, Yeah, the two in the
back that you didn't have one as a kid.

Speaker 10 (01:20:18):
I don't know, I have this might be the greatest you've.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Seen, Like old dudes on three wheel motorcycles, right, I
mean those are basically tricycles. Yeah, I'm looking at a
picture now, But the one that I had growing up
that had two wheels and had four wheels two wheel
or bike with training wheels on it?

Speaker 11 (01:20:40):
Tell you how to ride a bike that's a regular
bicycle with training wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
But two of them are in line with each other,
and then you got the two tiny training wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
In the back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Correct, what's the point at some point you had to
have had a tricycle?

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
What's the point of what a tricycle like? Until anybody
can ride it?

Speaker 11 (01:20:56):
Yeah, you don't have to learn, you don't have to
have balance to ride a tricycle.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
It's like for a little kid to ride around, Oh
the hell is happening? Just goes, what's a tricycle?

Speaker 10 (01:21:09):
I just don't get it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
And then Rod goes, try three? What's a tricycle?

Speaker 13 (01:21:15):
Three?

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
That is the greatest question that's been asked on the
program in a long time.

Speaker 11 (01:21:20):
Do you know, like like when motorcycles, people have a
motor that you can get a.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Quad yep four wheeler like a sidecar? No, you never
saw a quad? No, a four wheeler like an a
TV a TV yeah yeah yeah, yeah, like a dirt bike.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
But I'm done, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
You know, there's a place, and there are a couple places
I think in Cleveland where you can rent those sling shots.
Yeah you've ever driven a sling shot? It's like a
three wheel Uh, you sit down.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
It's going to mester because there's two wheels in the front.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Two in the front, one in the back in the front,
poker in the rear, like a snowmobile, like the batmobile. Yes,
but the batmobile has four wheels. I'm done. Yeah, so confusing. Well, no,
it's not you know what the number three is?

Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
How many wheels are on the vehicle? Wait, what's a
bike with? Never mind, it's a quad with four wheels. Yeah,
like an a TV. You've seen those hill rods out
in the woods jumping over some Ozzie almost got killed
on one. They're fun, they're great, but like you know,
corn pones going through the wood.

Speaker 10 (01:22:28):
Call a bike with two training wheels a quad?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
A quad?

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Oh I've got my kid training on a quad. Really
you put them on an a TV. No, no, no, it's
a bicycle training.

Speaker 7 (01:22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Oh god, a squad? I love it. Quad sicle, Yes,
those are delicious. It's just a quad, just a quad.

Speaker 10 (01:22:55):
Might write this all down.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yeah, anyway, test me in a few weeks, the test
her in a few weeks. We'll come back in twenty
twenty six, right, first live show back the January fifth,
what's a tricycle jet We'll get on the air and
I'll go, hey, Jess, guess what what is a four
wheeled vehicle called? So I'm a car? Well, yes, but yes,

(01:23:21):
what you would ride one? There's no outer shell on it.
It's a frame and it's got Oh that's a bicycle,
but training wheels. Okay, let's downshift if you will. What
is one of these vehicles with three wheels called a
mini bike?

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
A mini bike? There you go, she nailed this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Still tricycle tricycle the answer? Your kid is gonna have
a tricycle. Yeah, And I would like you if you
remember to record the conversation you have with the other
adults in the room when someone gifts your son a tricy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
It's going to be me. I'm buying the bycle.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
What is this? What is this wizard? I'm buying the
kid a Tricycle's coming from me?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
What is this three wheeled vehicle?

Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Uncle Rob's buying a tricycle? And can my son get
drunk on it?

Speaker 10 (01:24:10):
Yeah? Well he get a d u I on it?

Speaker 11 (01:24:12):
No, not, according to the rules. Unicycle tricycle. You know
what a unicycle is?

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
There you go? There you go.

Speaker 10 (01:24:20):
I know that she does know that a dream to
ride one.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Wait, like when you're sleep or you aspired to you
hired a dream and a lot of aspirations as a child.

Speaker 10 (01:24:30):
I understand that was one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Holding the joke, hold the joke.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
No no, no, no, no no no, staying.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Away from it.

Speaker 19 (01:24:44):
I'll tell you I don't want to piss everybody off
on that desk. You had to hit that that technical
difficulties cart last week I think or two weeks ago
on a joke, and that's me right now, can you
myself not to say something.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
Allen is just okay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
First she bombed cheese or font and then the whole
aerosmith thing, and now she doesn't know what a tricycle is.
Over stay tuned.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Oh boy, it's our pal jest boy, what is a tricycle?
So let me get this straight.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
You expect to read bicycle with training wheels is a squad?

Speaker 16 (01:25:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
No, that is not correct wheels.

Speaker 10 (01:25:43):
There's so many, Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Jamie, Yeah, what's up? Hey?

Speaker 15 (01:25:49):
So I got mad bad couple of weeks and uh
mess myself up? My back screwed, got like cut my
head open, all sorts of stuff, right, and uh, I'm
driving home. Turn on your show, and man, this whole
thing with the bicycle and the tricycle and the quad
and then the sound bit in the back three wheels

(01:26:12):
and all that crap, I'm laughing my ass off. You
guys are so freaking hilarious. Man, It's like it's hilarious.
I mean, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Jamie, what did you do to yourself? You fell off
a tricycle?

Speaker 15 (01:26:28):
Yeah, I was doing like I was doing. I'm a
I'm a janitor. I shovel snow and and like then
bags of salt and stuff and messed up my back
and then freaking shoveling snow and bashed my head on
a dumpster because I didn't see my head open. So
it's just like a moronic sort of heavy, sort of
weak and the But man, you guys, I hear you,

(01:26:52):
and I laugh my butt.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
You're saying that you immediately feel smarter even with the
head injury.

Speaker 10 (01:27:00):
Oh my god, it's like I know what it is.

Speaker 15 (01:27:04):
And oh yeah, so school with training wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Yeah that's a quad. Yeah that's right, you got you.

Speaker 15 (01:27:12):
Guys are freaking ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
Man, Well that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Might be the head injury talking Jamie, but I appreciate
it nonetheless.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
So all right, take care of yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
There's a Jamie who, in the course of his professional
career rob cracked his head on a dumpster.

Speaker 11 (01:27:27):
That's when you know, like I bitch about my job
and I'm like, oh this sucks. I'm not shoveling snow
and smashing my head on dumpsters, you know what I mean? Like,
it's it's all relative.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
We gotta put Jess in like a petty cab or
a took took one of those, right, and that three wheels, please,
we gotta get We're gonna buy your kid a rickshaw.
I are getting way too into the difficult stuff for
transportation for Jess and the wagons that have three wheels
that get pulled by the horse, like Downtown that has

(01:27:57):
three wheels or is that a wagon, No, it's not,
it's a carriage. You're talking about a horse drawn carriage.
Have three wheels? Now they have two, don't the other four?
The carriage that four horse drawn tricycles.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
That was happening.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I think we just found a hole in the market.

Speaker 10 (01:28:15):
Ron you want to save money on wheels horse drawn tricycle?

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
My goodness, I'm always looking for the next big money maker,
and I think we just found.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
How do we stand out? We have found a hole
in the market.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Hey, tired of taking four wheel carriages?

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Join us for now.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
You might not know the difference, but you fail it
when you're in the three wheeled carriage, and your horse
will love it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Your horse will love one less wheel unless you stop short.

Speaker 7 (01:28:48):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
Hey, Mark, Heyboddy, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
She knows what a big wheel is. That's a good one.
That might be a generation thing, though, isn't it.

Speaker 15 (01:29:00):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
I think they still make them do the no no.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Like the little thing when you were a kid. They
I feel like more is more of a boy thing
though too. Oh like a like you were down on
the ground and it had three wheels, and it had
like the handlebars, and I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:29:20):
They want to take a ride of my handlebush.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
But I don't know if those were a thing anymore.
I don't get Google. You can still get him the
front wheel. It looks like it's regular tricycles. Do you
watch family guy?

Speaker 13 (01:29:31):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Uh, huh, okay, I mean Stewie always drives a right,
a big wheel.

Speaker 10 (01:29:37):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (01:29:39):
That's a bit Yeah, and he had a little break
on the side of it so you could spin it out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
When I was a kid, I had something called the
Green Machine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I did too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
It was two tiny wheels in the back, one big
wheel in the front. Huffey made it called the green machine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Huh.

Speaker 10 (01:29:53):
Why is that not called a tricycle?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
It is. It's just a big wheel.

Speaker 11 (01:29:56):
It's the big because the front is an enormous wheel
in the backs were small.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Yeah, and no kid who was riding one wanted that
be it. They didn't want to call the tricycle. Right,
it was supposed to be cool, but it did still
have three wheels on it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Three wheels.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
The Allen Car Show on one hundred point seven, they say, no, man,
he's an island. But at I heard Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Sure get your chance to try.

Speaker 19 (01:30:26):
Hello, everybody, Allen got where did everybody go?

Speaker 7 (01:30:31):
On one hundred point seven WMMS In a Cleveland station
November's chill, a panel appeared on the window sill with
a circle cut out.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
Oh what a side.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflake's fallen.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
Whispers grow.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
What's behind that panel's globe?

Speaker 20 (01:31:00):
That's the glorious What could it be a.

Speaker 16 (01:31:04):
Portal to joy or a mystery jingle bells ring?

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
There's a real Michael Booblaz vibe on this guaranteed inhuman
AI song called Festive Glory Hole. The people have been
enjoying here and more to the point about how when
we talk about that any genre of music is so
easily replicated that to the untrained ear, he wouldn't know.

(01:31:32):
There's a lot of I mean, they're trying to stem
the tide of AI artists on streaming services. They're technically
against the terms of service, but you know what I mean,
it's like the streamers really care. But to that point,
Rob Michael Boublay, who's primarily known as being a crooner,
he's on one of those competition shows. I don't remember

(01:31:54):
which one he's on. What is Michael bou Blay on?

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
He's on the.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Voice I think right, he's still I don't snoop he
was or anyway, he's gonna do a country album. That's you,
Michael boo Blay fans, I should say you women who
like Michael bou Blay. Uh have yet to meet a
guy who's like a big Michael Boublay fan. I'm sure
they're out there, but you know he is gonna drop

(01:32:20):
a country album. There's a local guy who I think
was on the Voice named Hayden Grove.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
I think that he.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I was a celebrity bartending air quotes at a fundraiser
a couple summers ago, and he was the entertainment. He
was just dynamite, and I think he was on the voice.
He might have been on Michael boo Blaze team. I
don't think he made it to the end, but that's
the guy I think about it. I hope some things
happened for him because he's great.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
But uh, you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Michael Booblay fans, rob he's gonna be doing a country
album now. Of course, all of this is just as
a palette cleanser, so that we could reset from Jess
being confused by tricycles.

Speaker 10 (01:32:58):
Mm hm triggered.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Luke sent me a great email. I'll show it to
you here on the live stream little graphic. The U
word cycle is found in many familiar words unicycle, bicycle, tricycle.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Just so she can look and figure it out from there.

Speaker 10 (01:33:16):
I'm just gonna paste it on my fridge, print it
out just so I know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
Well, you and your son can learn at the same
time too. That's five months old. Yeah, those colors look
pretty same. Alan twenty five years ago. I had to
go to the three day Hotel Dui school that Jess
was talking about, and they told you that the only
two things in Ohio you couldn't get a DUI on

(01:33:41):
We're a unicycle and a wheelbarrow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
Now, how many wheels on a wheelbarrow?

Speaker 10 (01:33:46):
Three?

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Oh boy, I think I'm going home there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Well, that's kind of a trick question, although I didn't
mean it to be. There are three and four wheel barrows. Now,
they are traditionally two wheels on a wheel barrow, so
you couldn't get but a wheelbarrow. The reason you can't
get a DUI on them is because well, technically, okay,

(01:34:11):
wheelbarrow fundamentally has one okay, one wheel on a wheel.
The wheelbarrow I have has one wheel on them. Okay, yes,
of course they do make them with four wheels. They
do make them with three wheels. Some of these high follutant.
You know, if you're really carrying a load. Rob, they

(01:34:35):
have four wheeled wheelbarrows. That feels like cheating to me. Yes,
I don't think that I would ever get a four
wheeled wheelbarrow load. I want to look manly when I'm
pushing dirt and rocks and debris and detritus around my yard.
I do a lot of stuff on the back forty

(01:34:56):
there over the summer, Rob, and when I'm pushing my wheelbarrow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
I'll give you a current example.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
When I dug a hole when we were having our
dog put to sleep a couple of weeks back, our beautiful,
lovely dog Juno. We had her put to sleep, and
I had dug a hole in our garden, and I
put all that dirt in the wheelbarrow because I wasn't
going to put it back in the hole. I was

(01:35:24):
going to get fresh dirt. I went to home depot
bought a bunch of bags of dirt and the hole
was like three by three by it was like a
nine cubic footthle, and I put all of that stuff
in the wheelbarrow. And I'm making multiple trips right now.
If you really want to get a workout, do what
I did and ignore the fact that the wheel on

(01:35:47):
your wheelbarrow really needs air. Yeah, it's like snow tires
on your wheelbarrow. But yeah, they have like big honkin
four wheel wheelbar for the most.

Speaker 11 (01:35:59):
Part, those are just like yard carts, like those aren't there.
It's correct very rare that you see. It's a one
wheeled tool. That's what your wheelbarrow. If you go to
buy a wheelbarrow, most people are going to buy one
with a one wheel in mind. Yes, and the three
wheeled ones usually will have the extra wheel in the
back so it kind of can pivot.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Now it's on.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
It's unfair and it's stupid, but that's why they're called
pet peeves. One of mine is when people say wheel barrel, Yeah,
it's not a wheel barrel.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
It's a wheel barrow. And it's also one word, one word,
one word.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
A small hand propelled load bearing vehicle. But it makes
sense that I would have one wheel because it's called
a wheel barrel, barrel, barrel. It wouldn't be it wouldn't
be called a wheels barrow like Attorney's General had had.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Multiples, it wouldn't. You would still call it a call
it a wheelbarrow.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
You'd call it a four wheeled wheelbarrows.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
This is getting better.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Well, now we're just going in circles. But I mean
it's you know, Rob's right, it's like a yard cart,
a garden, a yard cot, yard cat, yardcot? Hey, why
is your wheelbarrow?

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I don't got one?

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
An I went I upgraded into a yard cat.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
I got a four wheeled yard cat. You got a
utility truck?

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Back down? No, dude, a yard cot What do you
go away with your wheelbarrow?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Nonsense?

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
I got a gorilla cod holds six hundred pounds of dirt, moss,
monster holes. Yeah I had that on VHS. Yeah, me too,
so yeah, and then you put the and a haul
everything to the curb and and go from there and

(01:37:54):
put fresh dirt in the hole after we had to
put our of the dog in there. Alan, isn't that
just a wagon correct or yard cart?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
But I mean, they're they're in the they're in the
wheelbarrow family, I believe, is how they're considered. Anyway, people
with thoughts on Jess's confusion, I can imagine they.

Speaker 10 (01:38:17):
Would anyone anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Let me see here, does just know what Ronal Willoughby
wants to know? Do you know what the phrase being
a fifth wheel means, yeah, if you're if you're if
you're fifth wheeling.

Speaker 10 (01:38:32):
It, you got four friends and you're the loner. That's me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
Sometimes it's third wheel with a couple. Oh god, I'm
third wheel, But fifth wheel is in there too. If
you're two couples, that's less of a problem. Really, being
a fifth wheel's fun?

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Is it? Let's see?

Speaker 10 (01:38:54):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
What are other people saying? Alan have been cut trees
and wood since I'm eleven? Use a one wheel wheel barrow?

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Be a man?

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Oh god for you?

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
You said you have a one I do? I have
a one wheel wheelbarrow?

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
But I'm a sucker for like home depot stuff. So
when I saw like this big honk and four wheel
yad cut cut, I was like whoa. And it's like, no,
I'll just get a I'll just get a nicer wheelbear.
And there's just there's no need for it, right. It's
probably more of a pain in the ass than a
regular wheelbarrow. Well, it's also it's just it's listen, man,

(01:39:36):
if you're out there doing stuff, you're supposed to be
activating your body, right, So the wheelbarrow is what you
should be doing. Just as conveyance, knowledge begins and ends
with the segway. You're a man on a segue.

Speaker 10 (01:39:51):
They used to do.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
They used to do segway tours. I know they have them,
like through Millennium Park in Chicago. When I'd go home,
they have segwe to us, and it was always funny
the people who just couldn't get them to move. I've
been on one before, but I've never gone on a
segway tour.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
I don't like him. I don't like the way it
makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Well, it's funny because back in the day, the guy
who invented them is a guy named Dean Cayman, who's
a very very I don't know if he works for
DARPA or what he does, but he's the guy who
invented the segue and he's very prolific in the nonprofit
sector knowledge. Just a very very smart guy. Dean Cayman,
he's an engineer and he's the guy who invented the segue.
And back in the day when they first started writing

(01:40:35):
the segway up and they were like, this is you know,
it's been around for twenty plus years, and he was positive, Sure,
he's trying to raise capital and he's trying to, you know,
invent this new mode of transportation. But he was like
he was convinced this is how people will get around
in thirty years. The segue and people are like, no, yeah, no,

(01:41:00):
I don't think so. I mean there used to be
Segway stores. There was one in downtown Chicago back in
the day. You could and I'm sure there were in
other cities too. There were Segway stores you could walk
in and go. I'll take that one.

Speaker 10 (01:41:15):
Segues just remind me of like twenty twelve. It's like
a twenty twelve thing. Now you have the electric Now,
why do you attach you to twenty twelve? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
It just reminds me of twenty twelve. Interesting, what a
specific year? What rob Does anything remind you of twenty twelve?
Other than the terrible John Cusack film, My years just
all blend together, man, Nothing right, none of it. No,
nothing reminds me of twenty twelve. It's a year after
one of my kids was born. So no, nothing significant.

Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
Hurricane Sandy. No, you could have given me twelve guesses
at that and I couldn't have told you what year
that was.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Okay, what about Gangnum Style?

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
No, sure, but twelve.

Speaker 11 (01:41:54):
Would not have been able to tell you it was
twenty twelve. Okay, can you still buy seguys?

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
You can? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:42:01):
I I never liked the fact that, like I always
felt like if I leaned too far forward, I was
going to like kill myself, and if I went too
far backwards, I was going to get smashed my head open,
like I would just panic.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
So like being Yeah, never liked being on them. Yeah,
my buddy had.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
One twenty twelve. I'm going to give you a name,
and I want you to tell me if you remember
it from twenty twelve. Sure, sweet Brown? Yes was she
the uh I got bron caddess. Yeah, ain't nobody got time,
but I got time for that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
That was twenty twelve. That's right.

Speaker 10 (01:42:39):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pouce.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Oh Lord Jesus.

Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
Then I thought somebody was barbecuing.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
I said, oh Lord Jesus is afar.

Speaker 8 (01:42:48):
Then I ran out.

Speaker 14 (01:42:49):
I didn't grab no shoes and none Jesus a riot
for my life.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
And then the smoke geger.

Speaker 10 (01:42:56):
I got brun caddess.

Speaker 14 (01:42:59):
Ain't nobody got to Yeah, that's pretty remix are live again, here,
live again, Here again, Here, lev again, Live again.

Speaker 6 (01:43:15):
Live again.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
You know those are fun, but I always wonder if
those people actually got any money, and I always fear
the answers.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
No, Oh, lord Jesus, it's afar. Anybody got town for it.
I didn't grab no shoes and nothing, Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Trayvon Martin was shot in twenty twelve. It feels like
a hundred years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
The London Olympics, Hurricane Sandy. Nope, none of those things
feel like a year to me. I remember all of them.

Speaker 10 (01:43:42):
But I was in sixth grade.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Oh Jesus, oh God for you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Well she is young, rob, Rob, There's nothing that we
can do about that. She was in the sixth grade,
which is usually when you know what a tricycle is.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Yeah, four years before that. I think, what grad? Does
that make you?

Speaker 10 (01:44:03):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Fourth grade to a couple of years or years before
sixth grade? Yeah? Second grade? Ye oh, just just yes.

Speaker 15 (01:44:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
But you know what, everybody's got blind spots, you know
what I mean? Sure, Like I'm terrible at math in general.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Alan's like, what can I come up with here? I
gotta give her something. I gotta give her something.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Yeah, Alan's bad at math. Rob hates ducks. But it's
not even that Rob hates ducks. Is that the ducks
that his neighbor has have been so unbelievably intrusive in
his life. He hates those ducks, hates those ducks being
so close to his house.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
And ducks are not hibernating. No, I uh like ducks
very much actually, just not those.

Speaker 3 (01:45:00):
I'm a little point of fact here that somebody reminded
me of this English guy who got very very wealthy
making something. This guy, James Hezelton. This was the guy
who bought the Segway Company from Dean Kyman, I believe,
and a year later he died when his segue went

(01:45:22):
over a cliff. Yes see, imagine that not great. You
buy the company and it might have been a photo
shoot or something like that. You know, a little little ePK,
a little electronic press kit, you're trying to get the
word out there. Hey, I'm the guy in Helly, I'm
in charge of Segwe International now. And uh, you know
it wasn't a young man obviously, and it goes over

(01:45:44):
the cliff.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
Oh, I said, with my own.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Right, I've fallen to my death. Now, I would like
to put the kibosh on You know, people love to
revert to their old patterns. Your brain is always trying
to fill in the gaps. The human brain loves patterns.
The human brain loves consistency. You might think you love chaos,

(01:46:12):
but your brain loves consistency. And to that point, obviously
a lot of people are texting me calling Jess the
new pound Cake. Now, Jess has a long way to
go to become the new pound gun. Right, you want
to talk about chaos. You never knew what he was
gonna know or not know, so it was very difficult. Well,

(01:46:33):
I should say it was very easy to give him
a hard time, but then he'd really whip something on
you that would blow your mind. So that's the push
and the pull of it. Jess, Okay, fine, we're having
a bit of fun. She didn't know what a tricycle was. Okay,
wait till you know, or wait till you find out
about something that I do know why this is what

(01:46:54):
I'm saying. You just wait and that day can't come
soon enough. So I'm looking for to that. I'm not
going to dwell on this. I know a lot of facts. Yes,
fun facts. She knows a lot of fun facts. Alan also,
don't forget that you're terrible at geography. Oh, I'll never

(01:47:15):
forget that I'm terrible at geography, which is unfortunate because
I'm so good at directions.

Speaker 11 (01:47:21):
It's just that when I get there, I don't know
where I am. That's the problem. I've been saying that
since I moved here. Yeah, my brain is still in
New England, like as far as where I am geographically,
so I think about the states around us, and I
honestly man like, I would have to look at a
map to tell you what I think is to my
left and to my right, Like I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
I never have any clue. And my wife is great.

Speaker 11 (01:47:46):
She'll be like, oh, yeah, I was in north Olmstead
and I'll be like, okay, where's that And she'll go,
it's north of where we are. And I go north
of where we are, so on my way back to Cleveland,
so whereabouts? And I have no idea. I'll be driving
through a town and all go, oh, that's where this is. Yeah,
I'm going in the right direction, but I had no idea.
I'm like, oh, I thought that was south of US.

(01:48:06):
I don't know I never know where I am.

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
Yeah, but it's also a function of the only places
I've been here almost sixteen years. The only places I
know where, places I've gone for appearances. Right, That's how
I know where places are. Guess every place I still
have to go. That is like beyond going back and
forth to work. I still GPSID.

Speaker 11 (01:48:29):
I drove when I drove Cali to that tournament we
had my youngest lacrosse tournament Richmond. I kind of forgot
there was a West Virginia until I drove into it.
I'm like, oh, right, yeah, right, West Virginia, then Virginia, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
No, until you see all the dirty trailers in the
foothills of the mountains and are terrified at what might
be going.

Speaker 6 (01:48:51):
On in there.

Speaker 11 (01:48:52):
I had no clue. Man, I didn't even know we
were as close as we are to Tennessee. I just
I'm it does register for me.

Speaker 15 (01:49:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
I always think Arkansas is next to Iowa. I always
think Arkansas, for whatever reason, is much farther north than
it is, and it's very south, and we have Verreau
Chiefs there.

Speaker 2 (01:49:15):
You know, love Louisiana. That's right, it's way down there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
I mean, and I should know my dad born in Mississippi,
raised in Alabama. I should know the South, the dirty
dirty left, right and center. I'm just terrible at geography.

Speaker 11 (01:49:32):
East coast to the Midwest, I'm fine ish, and then
after that it's over. Like I mean, if I had
to fill out the map, I think I could probably
do it, but I'm gonna screw up, like where Kansas goes.
Those those square states get me all screwed up, Like
Colorado Wyoming. I would probably misplace those. I always think.

(01:49:52):
I always think Colorado's more north because the mountains.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
Agreed.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
Yeah, But you know what, when it comes to driving
and ma and things like that, I will Google map
every goddamn thing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:50:04):
People are like nobody thinks anymore because they're always giggling
and they're always mapping. Okay, fine, I will. I take
your point, but I will always map my way to
somewhere always because now it I'll tell you, oh there's
a crash here, go this way, even if it's some
place you go all the time, even it's local, and
so you can bet your balls, I'm going to GPS
somewhere that I'm entirely on phone.

Speaker 11 (01:50:24):
I plug my phone in as soon as I get
in the car, and I let it tell me there
was a cop here, there's this, there's that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
I always have ways on always, that's what these things
are for. Yeah, and I love it. It does not
help with my being challenged, no, with where I'm supposed
to be correct, But no, I do love it. My
WILF would be like, you've been to this place a
hundred times. Yes, I know, but I'm gonna let it

(01:50:49):
tell me which way to go. Yes, I'm not trying
to quiz myself. I'm trying to get there as quickly
as possible. Yeah, you know what it doesn't have. It
doesn't have the cape abilities. My brain doesn't have the Hey,
there's an accident update on the apps. That's why I
put it in constantly.

Speaker 2 (01:51:07):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:08):
Yeah, if only there was an app to tell you
how many wheels each vehicle had.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
You put that in and we'll start slow. We'll do
with the wheels on the bus.

Speaker 3 (01:51:19):
Let's go with that song, and then we'll work our
way into Yet it is four actually actually.

Speaker 2 (01:51:24):
No, no, no, there there's not four wheels on a bus.

Speaker 11 (01:51:28):
There's five. The steering the buses all have, the buses
all have two wheels in the back, right there, duelways
in the back and then two in the front. An
eighteen wheeler. Right, Not a school it's a school bus.
Oh really, there is no school bus with four wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:51:45):
Yes, I don't know that. I'll talk about you.

Speaker 11 (01:51:48):
I will bet you if you look up a school bus,
you will not find a school bus with four wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
So you're saying right now, so you're saying there's six total.

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
I'm saying there's six total. I'm saying the four in
the back and two in the front. Okay, I guess
seven if you want. You're talking about a yellow star
school bus. School bus, Yes, I guess I've never looked
that closely. I never took the bus. None of my
kids ever took the bus. I'll have to look. You're
probably right. I'm thinking I don't think that's probably. I
think I'm right. I know I'm right.

Speaker 10 (01:52:14):
You're not wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:52:15):
See, which means on what right you could say it?

Speaker 3 (01:52:20):
There we go and the immortal words of Kurt Cobain.

Speaker 2 (01:52:24):
You know you're right. See Allan Cox Show on.

Speaker 7 (01:52:27):
One hundred point seven DOBMMS Cleveland and iHeartRadio station call
The Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
And this is when the Antichrist is going to reveal himself.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
He lives among the beasts, and he grassed.

Speaker 17 (01:52:45):
Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one.

Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
Eight three four eighty one.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Double o seven.

Speaker 3 (01:52:57):
Three five?

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Want to send me a text?

Speaker 5 (01:53:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
When there is a bus with four wheels, and I
think it might be the one that just took the school, listen,
that is called four. But I think even those buses
have six wheels on them, fewer wheels and the fewer
feet in length. Memory serves. Did you graduate from Parma High?

Speaker 6 (01:53:24):
Now?

Speaker 17 (01:53:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:53:24):
Where did you graduate high school?

Speaker 10 (01:53:26):
Normandy?

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
Normandy? What are they? The Vikings? What's the Normandy team?

Speaker 10 (01:53:30):
The Invaders?

Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
VADERA right, the Normandy Invaders. Is that the football field
that's along Ridge Road there?

Speaker 10 (01:53:39):
Yeah, but that's all three high schools, Parma, Valley, Forge
and the Normandy and I think they're all one big
high school.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:53:46):
And were you, I mean, jesus, you were what class
of twenties seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
Twenty seventeen, okay, high school class at twenty seventeen? Were
you someone who was engaged in school? Did you you hated?
Were you a cheerleader?

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
I was hate me?

Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
The picture of young jazz at Normandy High School.

Speaker 10 (01:54:05):
Oh lord, I was a part of the marching band.
I was a dazzler. It was the flag and dance team.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
Okay, so you weren't You weren't playing an instrument. Now
you were like the baton and you're the color guard.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
Is that a different thing?

Speaker 3 (01:54:18):
Okay, the flag team, part of the flag team.

Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
But I was in love with my music director. He
was in a band back in the day, and he
was awesome, a local band.

Speaker 7 (01:54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:54:30):
The band was called Cleveland, but it was with an
E instead of an A.

Speaker 2 (01:54:36):
I love this dude. He was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:54:38):
Wait wait wait wait wait, yeah, you mean like the
way that Moses Cleveland spelled his name originally, you mean
the way that Okay, the guy's in a band called Cleveland.

Speaker 10 (01:54:48):
Yeah, and it was what what was their hook the
end of it, like you know, land with an A?
It was an E.

Speaker 3 (01:54:56):
Lend Cleveland like they were giving small term loans to people,
or Cleveland. Why I am C L E V E
l ee and E. You're not misremembering that? No, Cleveland,
look it up? He did it, said, do you mean Cleveland?

Speaker 13 (01:55:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
Cleveland? The band?

Speaker 3 (01:55:16):
Okay, a notable Cleveland rock band, famous for their theatrical
cover shows and a world record setting one hundred hour
non stop music marathon in nineteen eighty six, which helped
promote Cleveland as the home the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. They're hilarious, led by the Zaremba siblings. They

(01:55:40):
even gained traction in Canada. Rob and They're hilarious spelling
of the word Cleveland Cleveland? Okay, all right, Well again
I'd never heard of them, But you were in love
with one of the Zaremba siblings. I have to assume, yes,
mister z mister Zeh. Is he still a music teacher there?

Speaker 15 (01:56:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:56:00):
He is?

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
Okay, yeah, I mean he was only like five years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
So well, I was gonna say, any chance at a
Cleveland reunion.

Speaker 10 (01:56:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
I all right, maybe you play your cards right, you
get front Cleveland? Right? Why aren't you hitting that singer?

Speaker 20 (01:56:17):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:56:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:56:17):
I should?

Speaker 3 (01:56:19):
Yeah, okay, anyway, okay, so you were part of the
Dazzler team. Yeah, and of course you weren't. So she
really does Rob have a thing for older guys?

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
Huh? Well he was.

Speaker 10 (01:56:33):
I would make fun of me because he had a son. Yeah,
but you and I son was in the high school.
He was like two years older than me, and they're like,
do you mean his son. I'm like no, no, His
dad like no him. Well, you and I talked briefly
last night at the party. I met Jess's dad a
couple of years ago before I ever met her, and
he couldn't have been nicer. I was at an appearance

(01:56:54):
and he came up to me and he goes, hey,
he was complimentary of me or whatever. And he goes,
from Chicago, my daughter just moved there. She's like she
was in Corey Roddick's band or something, and she has
gone to Chicago to seek her fame and fortune or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
And he seemed like he couldn't have been prouder.

Speaker 3 (01:57:12):
And I was like, oh yeah, but you know, so
under those circumstances, I can't imagine that this is any
kind of daddy thing for you. I don't know, because
your dad seemed like a lot of times girls school,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:57:25):
They're usually no what he's saying. There's usually daddy issues
that go along with people who love the doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:57:31):
Phil Well, but this but the stereotype among those people
is that their dad was not attentive to them, correct,
and that's what they're looking for. And your dad seemed
like he was awful to them or there's a reason. Yeah,
Now that's not always the case.

Speaker 2 (01:57:45):
Obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:57:45):
There's plenty of people who just like seasoned older men
Rob R like that, Sultan Pepa. Well, guys in their
twenties are all morons, and they remain morons for a
long time. So you certainly can't begrudge you know, any
woman at mid twenties, early thirties whatever who's like, yeah,
I need a guy, not a boy. So, but you

(01:58:08):
seem pretty consistent of that. All right, So you and
mister Z. But obviously there was nothing hinky happening now
you were you were admiring him from Afar. Yeah, I
really like, I thought he was so cool. And then
he had a poster in his office of him, uh
with no shirt on all.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
This is where we this is when you started getting weird.

Speaker 3 (01:58:25):
Yeah, this is where we parked up. Picture his band
if you're going to hang it up in.

Speaker 10 (01:58:31):
The best God, it was cool. It was like eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
I was gonna say, it's never easy to have like
been in that situation. Sure, And then flash forward and
you're a music teacher at a high school.

Speaker 10 (01:58:44):
He was really awesome. I mean he really instilled. I'm
sorry he like with the marching band our show, it
was always like rock and roll music, Jay Giles, we
would do right. It was kiss it was fun, okays,
a good time. It made marching band fun.

Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
Yeah, because a lot of if you're kind of hip
it up a little bit, a lot of marching band
songs are like old tired crossbuns. Well not only that,
but it's like or just more standard fare, you know,
because any song that you put through the marching band machine,
you're gonna really flatten it out. So you better start
huge marching band. I better start with a cooler song.

Speaker 2 (01:59:20):
I guess HM.

Speaker 3 (01:59:22):
As a student and I understand, we just got done
with it. I don't know what tricycles are. Conversation, but
were you a student who enjoyed the academic part of
it or no?

Speaker 10 (01:59:31):
Not at all?

Speaker 3 (01:59:32):
Okay, so high school for you was a social affair.

Speaker 10 (01:59:35):
Yeah, and you know, I wanted out of there so bad.
I took college classes at tricy so I would only
have my math class and then I'd do my band,
and then I'd book it to Tricy. I was like,
I do not want to be here, gotcha? And I
took remedial math three times in college.

Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
I just got a text remedial math thrice from someone
who knows mister Z and says he kind of looks
like Steven Tyler's and now it all sort of makes.

Speaker 2 (02:00:03):
Now it all makes sense.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
He's a Clevelands Steve Tyland. Yeah, all right, low rent
Stephen Tyler. Looky, honey, beach at your own damn game.
You bost Stephen Tyler on TEMU, you get, you get
mister Z. All right, Well good, I'm glad that you
had somebody where we were like, oh, I like what
the cut of their jib?

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
I like what they're doing, you know.

Speaker 10 (02:00:24):
Yeah, And you know, I think he's a swell guy.
And I really think that. I mean, I think he's
still he does do the marching band stuff still. But
I hope they're doing well. Like I went to Catholic school.
I went to Catholic school.

Speaker 3 (02:00:36):
I went K through twelve, and it was like we
didn't we had more lay teachers in high school than
we did in like elementary school, middle school. We did
have that many lay teachers it's mostly clerk, mostly nuns.
But so I don't really recall like a teacher where
I was like, oh, I really look up to that

(02:00:57):
and I liked school.

Speaker 2 (02:00:58):
I was a dork. I liked school.

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
I liked the academic part of it. But I don't
recall teachers where I was like, boy, that person is
a real inspiration to me.

Speaker 10 (02:01:08):
I had a paper on him too.

Speaker 3 (02:01:09):
I had teachers I liked more than some others. Usually
it was like, Oh, I like this guy instead of
this priest Jesus.

Speaker 2 (02:01:16):
I can't even I don't even know how many teachers
I could name.

Speaker 3 (02:01:19):
I had a narc elliptic nun for ap English, and
she would sit on a high stool and she would
be behind the podium and you'd be doing your work,
and every so often you'd hear this thump and her
head would be on the podium, and I'm like, how
is she not falling off the stool? I guess her
center of gravity because she was a woman of sizeable girth,

(02:01:41):
and you know, and then she would wake up again.
She wore a helmet under her hobbit, and I don't
know about having sump now, nothing like that. She was
an older nun. I'm sure she's long dead.

Speaker 10 (02:01:51):
I had an epileptic professor. I don't know. And then
she was always like just letting you know. If I
start having a seizure, someone put a sock in my mouth.
And then my other professor that same semester, I mean
some of us down the stairs. Okay, which is almost
what mister Z said too, but it rhymed with sock.
Oh my god, hey put a sock in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:02:15):
Who I am?

Speaker 10 (02:02:19):
Oh no, I'm sweating, mister Z.

Speaker 15 (02:02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:02:24):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:02:25):
So this nune I was just telling you about. She
just died in twenty eighteen. She was ninety five. Was
she still working, No, she was at She was at
a convent in Wisconsin. But the thing was she was
as close to anybody came on the staff to being famous.

(02:02:45):
Because there was a movie in the fifties. Some of
you olds might remember it. It was called The Trouble
with Angels, and it was about this girl's religious school,
The Trouble with Angels, and the inspiration for the main
character in the film was my English teacher. Now this
was back these old nuns still had to take guy names.

(02:03:07):
So she was Sister John right, our principal was Sister Anthony.

Speaker 2 (02:03:10):
It was weird.

Speaker 3 (02:03:11):
Well it's very patriarchal whatever, but sister John born and
raised in Chicago, Illinois. It's yeah, she just died a
few years ago, ninety five. So I'm like Jesus, this
woman then when I was in high school, only in
her fifties. Yeah, or no, not even sixties, No, mid forties.

(02:03:33):
I mean I started school in nineteen eighty five. Oh,
it's forty years ago. I was thinking about when he
graduated high school. So she would have been mid fifties, right, Yeah,
Holy cow, she looked like she was ninety then. I
mean it's impossible, you know, for nuns that were in
the old school habit, it's impossible to tell how old habit.

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
I mean, she resembled a hobbit.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
So I thought maybe you know, yeah, I don't know, Allan,
you you went past just saying she wrote a paper
on her teacher. You don't mean physically on him, like
he was like, you know, he laid on his stomach.
You mean he was the subject of a paper. Yeah,
in my college classes, yeah, I do not.

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
I hated school.

Speaker 11 (02:04:18):
I could probably name three or four teachers, and the
one that I loved the most was a teacher named
mister Holdsworth. Uh he is that a bad guy in
Willie Wonka. No, I don't think there was no, but
but he was a government teacher like you know that,
that's uh. And he changed smokes cigarettes yep. And they

(02:04:39):
banned smoking on campus while I was there, so you
couldn't smoke on school grounds. So he would literally walk
across the street and stand on the other corner of
the school and smoke darts and then he'd come back
to class.

Speaker 2 (02:04:53):
I don't know why they do this crap. This is ridiculous.
No I gotta walk across the street to have a cigarette.
I'm wasting more of their time. Pretty rad though. Oh
he was the best.

Speaker 11 (02:05:02):
And he and he would just like he was like
that old style teacher, ball breaking but fun, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:05:09):
And he'd give you like he'd look at you and
raise his hand. Ye I swear a gut if I could,
i'd slipt head. Is that that?

Speaker 17 (02:05:14):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
Like he didn't talk down to the students. No, he
was just a cool He was old dude, you know,
but he was he was so great. That was the
only guy that I could think of that like, when
I think about the teachers I had that, I really
enjoyed his class because he just wasn't a dick.

Speaker 11 (02:05:29):
He was just there to like teach you stuff. But
he knew, like, all right, these guys are about to
be adults, you know what I mean. They all play sports,
they're all doing stuff, and like we'd like, hey, mister Holdsworth,
cand of get a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (02:05:39):
Get out of here, buy your own. He'd ask us.
He knew, he knew who the smokers were in the class.
You know, I've run it a little low.

Speaker 3 (02:05:54):
He got an extra running a little low. He's bumming
smokes off the kids once in a while, not off.

Speaker 2 (02:06:00):
How about that.

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
That's how you ingratiate yourself with the students. Oh he
was the best. Help me, Bamba, smoke off you. You're hardsworth.

Speaker 2 (02:06:07):
The Ellen Cock Show.

Speaker 7 (02:06:09):
On one Hyeah. Seems I'm all unfair that you can
watch our live stream but we can't see you. But
we'll fix that tonight.

Speaker 3 (02:06:25):
Outside your Window.

Speaker 7 (02:06:28):
Show on one hundred point seven, Domms.

Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
Miley Crew Next Summer. Yeah, yep, Tesla and uh extreme,
Well that's right, that's where Tesla was playing. And then
we're giving away Tesla tickets for MGM Northfield Park YEP
in February. I couldn't remember what other show they were on. Yeah,
the crew is doing Blossom next August. NICKI six having

(02:07:38):
a birthday today. You know how old Nicky six is today?
Sixty four seven? Is he really six seven six six
seven six six seven? Frank Ferrara Junior is how his
mama and daddy knew him? NICKI six to you and

(02:08:00):
me sixty seven years old?

Speaker 2 (02:08:01):
About that?

Speaker 3 (02:08:03):
Now twenty years younger. Our pal roy Wood Junior is
forty seven today.

Speaker 2 (02:08:08):
Dude is so funny. Roy Wood Junior is the best.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
He did a walk on one year at the Alan
Cock Show comedy tour, and he's one of those guys
where he never needs to sell tickets, but he always
comes in and hangs for a bit. Love Roywood Junior. See,
I love that he does a lot of stuff over
there on CNN, and he has a show called a

(02:08:33):
Very very very Merry Holiday Special. I think that's going
to be on CNN. I posted something for It's So
So Funny on Sunday Night. So our friend roy Wood
Junior is having a birthday today. Did you get to
know him just from the show and stuff like that. Yes, yeah, yeah,
from just doing stuff with him, and he would always

(02:08:55):
years ago, we were doing a live thing at the
House of Blues and he'd come out and hang and.

Speaker 2 (02:08:59):
Yeah, he he's just he's the best. He's great.

Speaker 3 (02:09:03):
And you know another he's another guy who was doing
radio for a while. And you know, his dad was
the guy who sold his interest in the show Sole
Trained to Don Cornelius one hundred years ago, and so
that was kind of a sore spot for his dad.
But you know, Roywood Junior's got Chicago connections, and so

(02:09:23):
he's the best. So he's forty seven today and his
thing on CNN is Sunday Night Now Rob, classic good
news bad news situation, by the way, Okay, and I
think this has been brewing for a while. I'm sure
they were crossing their t's and dotting their eyes before

(02:09:44):
saying anything publicly. But justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are
getting a divorce. Oh and when I say classic good
news bad news situation, what I'm alluding to is Rob,
that means Jessica Beel is back on the mark.

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
Of course, you and I both married guys.

Speaker 3 (02:10:01):
Doesn't affect us at all, and it's a good thing
for her because if either of us were single, we
would be the next mister Jessica bal I might ask Melissa.

Speaker 2 (02:10:11):
I'd be like, hey, look she might need some consoling.
Is that okay? Honey?

Speaker 3 (02:10:16):
If you really loved me, you'd let me marry Jessica Bial.

Speaker 2 (02:10:19):
You don't need to marry her. You need to help her, honey.

Speaker 3 (02:10:22):
If you really loved me, you'd let me console Jessica
Bile with my mouth.

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
I'm here for her needs, dear.

Speaker 3 (02:10:30):
Like Elaine Bennis. That's right, I'm there for you. And
then he turns around and I'm just there right consoling her.
Justin Timberlake, you know, this guy's always getting pop lke.
He's drunk driving or something, and he was like holding
hands with somebody at a concert. This has been brewing, Yes, Oh,
I'm sure. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Bial have been married

(02:10:52):
thirteen years. I've got a couple of kids, and they
are going to call it quits, and who knows what
will happen next. But they're both young, they're both in
their early forties. Jessica Beale again, one of my favorite
movies happens to have her in it, and she's great

(02:11:13):
in it. It's called The Illusionist. It's her and Eddie
Norton and Paul Giamatti.

Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
She's the female lead in it.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
And apparently it just comes down to Justin Timberlake just doesn't.
It's actually kind of a really relatable thing, probably for
a lot of dudes, is that she's like, he just
doesn't help out, you know, like you hear a lot
of women complain that, like guys don't do anything. You know,
he doesn't help out. And that's I mean, if you

(02:11:43):
can believe what they print. But but those two crazy
kids are headed for.

Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
A divorce court. That's why you never take the name.
Well she didn't though, was she Jessica Timberlake.

Speaker 11 (02:11:58):
She was Jessica Clare Timberlake. Bo she was I think
professionally she was Jessica bial He didn't. Oh, I didn't know, okay,
Jessica Claire Timberlake. I know she blew up in a
show called Seventh Heaven, which I think was like a
Jesus the show. I never watched that show.

Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
But then the main guy in it was accused of
all kinds of nasty stuff, right, Stephen Collins, Remember that
he was the main guy in that show, and then
a bunch of stuff came out about him. But Jessica Beale,
I think was the big breakout from that show. But
I always thought that she was lovely, agreed, beautiful woman,

(02:12:34):
stunning even Well again, this is all gonna help you
make your case when you tell your wife that you
want to go and console Jessica Biele.

Speaker 2 (02:12:44):
Yes, she'll be fine, honey, sorry, but she needs me.

Speaker 11 (02:12:51):
Sorry, she'd be like, you've never met her, It doesn't matter,
doesn't matter, don't get myered down in nonsense.

Speaker 3 (02:12:58):
She details detailed. She doesn't know she needs me yet.
Just because we've never met doesn't mean she doesn't need me.
You know, honey, once upon a time you and I
had never met, and guess what, you still don't need me.
But the point is, once upon a time we'd never met.

Speaker 2 (02:13:16):
Right, But now I'm there if she does. She's got
three films upcoming.

Speaker 3 (02:13:24):
Oh really, Oh she's got stuff in the canns.

Speaker 11 (02:13:26):
I'm sure I have to assume that that's probably part
of it too. That career took a big old back seat,
it did.

Speaker 2 (02:13:38):
She became a mom.

Speaker 11 (02:13:38):
Yeah, and now I think she's like, yeah, okay, jt
Romen hair, I'm gonna go do my own thing.

Speaker 3 (02:13:44):
Well, she wasn't a show few years ago called The
Sinner that I think she produced to It was her
and Bill Pullman and it was a wild show and
they kept it going with Bill Pullman, they did multiple seasons.

Speaker 2 (02:13:55):
She was the lead in the first one.

Speaker 3 (02:13:57):
But Alan, she was in that Eye now pronounced You,
Chuck and Larry movie with Kevin James and Adam Sandler.
Her ass could crack walnuts. That's a terrible movie and
I don't remember her in it. But Alan Jessica is
making up beal line for the door to leave justice.

Speaker 2 (02:14:17):
Yes, yes, I opened that door.

Speaker 3 (02:14:20):
Somebody else said, oh, crime a River, get it because
that's a Justin Timberlake song.

Speaker 7 (02:14:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
I don't mind j T. He's a talented guys.

Speaker 3 (02:14:32):
He comes across as very annoying. I think a lot
of that has to do with his association with Jimmy
Fallon too. Maybe they did d in a box. Uh.
They did the Mother Lover song, which is still one
of my favorite SNL songs Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clark.
Patricia Clark, the song about them banging each other's mother

(02:14:54):
for Mother's Day. Yeah, he did gis in my pants,
jizz in my pants. But they were but again those
were fun, like that's not stuff that like made me
get annoyed with him. He just comes across like a
pompous douche. I didn't think he was in Ji's in
my pants.

Speaker 2 (02:15:08):
I thought that was just he was.

Speaker 3 (02:15:10):
He's mopping the floor in the video, all right, Yeah,
there you go. He looks hyperactive. I bet he is,
like he just looks like, I don't know, m M.
I mean a lot of people remember him crying, unpunked
that followed him around for a long time. Wasn't that
Ashton Kutcher's shit was, Yes, and justin Timberlake cried because

(02:15:30):
they were pranking him and he didn't realize that they were.
I don't remember what the setup was, but it was
like they were taking his cars or they were taking
things out of his I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
I think that it was something like there was a
bunch of stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:15:40):
Yeah, as I recall, it was a horror film that
walked outside into the rain, checked my throat and saw.

Speaker 2 (02:15:46):
You rag an eye in my street when the red
life gosh man, need to get away, need to make a.

Speaker 6 (02:15:52):
Dash, A song comes along that reminds.

Speaker 3 (02:15:54):
Me of you, And I remember who else was in
that video? Rob who was the grocery store girl.

Speaker 21 (02:16:00):
One Meadow soprano, Jamie Lynn Sigla, Jesus Christ super hot,
that chick. Yeah that I saw that video live on
SNL when it came out, and that maybe in my lifetime,
maybe the hardest I've ever laughed at anything in my life.

Speaker 11 (02:16:21):
I was going to throw up. I was laughing pants. Yes,
my family was asleep, I think we I don't even
know what year that was. I doubt Calli was born.
It was probably when Kaitlyn was a baby.

Speaker 2 (02:16:32):
I laughed.

Speaker 3 (02:16:34):
I two thousand and nine, okay, so Jesus, Yeah, Caitlin
was two and Callie hadn't been born yet.

Speaker 11 (02:16:40):
And I just remember sitting in bed and that started,
and you're watching it. You have no like now, it's
still funny, but you know what's coming. When they do
that whole setup. Thank you, they do that whole setup
and then get to jigs in my pants.

Speaker 2 (02:16:55):
I burst it.

Speaker 11 (02:16:58):
I honestly don't know if anything he has ever made
me laugh that hard in my life. You just never
saw that coming again, pardon the point block.

Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
Buys from across the room down my dream Bothorphism's boom,
take gand and skip the names.

Speaker 6 (02:17:12):
No need here for the silly games.

Speaker 2 (02:17:14):
Make our way through the smoking clouds.

Speaker 6 (02:17:16):
The club is this guy, and I'm on your cloud.
Move in close as the laces by your body's touch,
and the angels.

Speaker 20 (02:17:22):
Cry, if this place go back to yours, our lives,
first touch outside your doors.

Speaker 3 (02:17:26):
The whole night, what we've got in store, whisper in
my ear that you want some more, And I, in
my mind, if you can take them a word, I
don't apologize that I cantorting their faces. And all the
girls like Amber, not Amber Violetta, but whoever that model
is in the beginning, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:17:45):
In the beginning, in my mind, don't tell your friends or.

Speaker 6 (02:17:48):
I'll say, your slut.

Speaker 7 (02:17:49):
This is your fault.

Speaker 6 (02:17:50):
You are rubbing my button. I'm very sensity.

Speaker 2 (02:17:52):
Someone said that's a plus is Now go home and change.
I need a few things from the grocery.

Speaker 10 (02:17:57):
Doth he's alone now mostly let me hot.

Speaker 3 (02:18:00):
I could not look at the love surprised in my
eyes when I looked above the checkout Canada and I.

Speaker 2 (02:18:04):
Saw her face hawk so still so to time and space.
Never thought that I could deal real again. But the
look in her eyes that I need a friend and
you're told to me.

Speaker 6 (02:18:12):
That's when she said it look me dead and the.

Speaker 3 (02:18:13):
Face ask cash the credit and I is in my
I'm nothing wrong with me.

Speaker 6 (02:18:18):
But We're going to clean up on A three.

Speaker 2 (02:18:21):
And now I'm posted in all sex because I.

Speaker 11 (02:18:24):
Yeah, Jamie Lynn Sigler looking at her absolute best there too.

Speaker 3 (02:18:27):
Check out well sixteen years ago, right.

Speaker 2 (02:18:30):
I mean she's still I mean you see her now,
she's gorgeous. But yeah that that the face.

Speaker 3 (02:18:36):
Isn't but then I seeing Yeah, the big reveal is
sister rob everything makes them yes hands unforth is.

Speaker 6 (02:18:45):
Window when a breeze rolls in and I is in
my head at the end of six cents, I.

Speaker 2 (02:18:53):
I just stated great, Then.

Speaker 3 (02:18:54):
I is all right, come on, I love the breakdowns.
That's ruthless talking mess.

Speaker 2 (02:19:01):
I wear rubber at all times.

Speaker 3 (02:19:03):
It's a necessity. Ah.

Speaker 7 (02:19:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:19:09):
Jessica Biel was in one of those Texas Chainsaw reboots too, right,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She was probably the final girl. I
didn't see it, but I remember she was in one.

Speaker 4 (02:19:19):
Of those.

Speaker 2 (02:19:21):
A month later. Yeah, I'm just seeing I'm not hearing.

Speaker 3 (02:19:26):
Yeah, if you listen to us on iHeartRadio, you can
drop us messages there. This at red talkback button.

Speaker 20 (02:19:31):
You guys are talking about unsolved mysteries like a week ago,
and man, that brought back memories of that show, the
song with this.

Speaker 3 (02:19:41):
Look up that song on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (02:19:42):
That song is a banger.

Speaker 3 (02:19:44):
And then just Robert Stack's voice.

Speaker 20 (02:19:46):
When a young woman from Minnesota went missing, no one
knew her whereabos And then, like you said, rob Dy'd
come in with the update. The woman was found strangled
with her underwear shoved dinner mountain. Her boyfriend was arrested.

Speaker 3 (02:20:00):
That's not a bad Robert Stack, right, a little bit
of Hank Hill. Damn it, Bobby, there's an update on
this case here, Bobby, and f in English. You speak English.

Speaker 2 (02:20:11):
Boy's not right. The extended theme wrong. This is off
of Vinyl. I got goosebumps.

Speaker 11 (02:20:18):
I swear to god this song, man, it makes me
think of like everything that happened bad in the world,
like all of the unsuck this like you said, you
found the girl this way or I get scared and
freaked out with the UFO stories and the ghost stories.

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
And I was a kid, I would watch this show.

Speaker 22 (02:20:36):
Its nineteen two seven, along the deserted perim bed Stone
Arsenal Army Base and Huntsville, Alabama, twenty year old military
policeman Chad Langford is completing what should have been a Rootine.

Speaker 3 (02:20:50):
Patroller Chad Langford. That name sounds made up. See I
never got into Unsolved Mistress so good, and I think
my wife likes it a lot. I think it comes
down to, see, I'm team Forensic Files, and for me
with any one of these kinds of shows, I think
it comes down to how do you feel about reenactments

(02:21:10):
and I don't like them? And Unsolved Mysteries was a
reenactments show, whereas Forensic Files it's just at least not
re enactments with like a person and dialogue and things
like that. It might be some b roll or something
recreating the crime. But I Peter Thomas's voice in the
OG Forensic Files, even the new ones with Bill camp

(02:21:32):
who's this actor you might recognize he does the new
Peter Thomas died. But I never got into Unsolved Mysteries.
But I think I was in the minority on that
because BOYD did people love that show?

Speaker 2 (02:21:42):
That song is good it's kind of X files, you know, unsolved.
That would be where X files got it right. Well,
but also.

Speaker 3 (02:21:55):
They told you they were unsolved, and I know, like
that guy said, and like you've there can be updates.

Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
You couldn't count on that, No, but you were doing
your part. Oh really? Yeah, you're like, what if I
know this jack off look for this driver?

Speaker 12 (02:22:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:22:12):
Is that what it was? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:22:13):
So it was like because John Walsh was doing America's
Most Wanted.

Speaker 11 (02:22:17):
But they wouldn't tell you, like you weren't necessarily like
they weren't positive who did what if you have any
information on this case?

Speaker 3 (02:22:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:22:25):
So it was like called crime Stoppers that.

Speaker 3 (02:22:26):
Type of thing, and they would catch people from that show.
Oh yeah all the time. So the viewers would convert
them to solved mysteries.

Speaker 2 (02:22:33):
Correct.

Speaker 11 (02:22:34):
Wow, that's when you would get the update and they
would rerun the the the piece and then at the
end of it they would update. Thanks to viewers like you,
we were able to apprehend Tom Jones, well maybe not.

Speaker 3 (02:22:50):
His last words were, what's new, pussy Cats? Who is
the suspect? She's a lady, is all he said.

Speaker 2 (02:22:59):
To seven PM.

Speaker 22 (02:23:03):
Along the deserted perimeter of red Stone arsenal I Luceville, Alabama,
twenty year old military policeman Chad Langford was completing what
should have been a routine patrol.

Speaker 2 (02:23:13):
I'll tell you what. It's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:23:14):
I mentioned it before, but if you have Roku, they
have their own live TV channel and you click on
it and it just looks like old school cable. But
they're all like super niche channels, and there's a ton
of them. And so there's an Unsolved Mystery channel, there's
a Goldberg's channel, there's a Frasier channel, there's you know,
I have just found myself. Anytime now I turn on

(02:23:36):
the television, I just go to Roku Life and I'm clear.

Speaker 2 (02:23:39):
There's a law and Order channel.

Speaker 3 (02:23:41):
Larinata Larnata, but the Unsolved Mysteries channel is right there
and it's it's nothing but unsolved mysteries.

Speaker 2 (02:23:48):
They did that.

Speaker 11 (02:23:49):
There was a I told you, I got me watching
Quantum Leap again. Yeah, is it a Quantum Leap channel.
Is Robert Stack still alive?

Speaker 17 (02:23:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:23:57):
Okay, he's been dead for god. I mentioned more than
twenty here.

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
Oh two thousand and three. Yeah, okay, yeah, you're right
years Robert Stack. Now you hear what he said there.
That's why I wonder if this name's made up.

Speaker 22 (02:24:11):
Red Stone Arsenal Army based Hatsville, Alabama, twenty year old
military policeman Chad Langford was completing what should have been
a routine patrol.

Speaker 3 (02:24:20):
Chad Langford. Do you know what Robert Stack's given name was? No,
Charles Langford? No?

Speaker 2 (02:24:32):
Yeah, do you think he was involved?

Speaker 3 (02:24:37):
Perhaps? No.

Speaker 2 (02:24:38):
I'm saying that he's making up names.

Speaker 3 (02:24:40):
So do we know that all of these unsolved mysteries
were in fact real?

Speaker 18 (02:24:47):
What if?

Speaker 2 (02:24:48):
What if he was the cover for all of the
unsolved mystery.

Speaker 6 (02:24:54):
You're saying that.

Speaker 3 (02:24:55):
Robert Stack, who was already going by an assumed name,
was the head of a criminal, was a serial killer
and with everything it wasn't just killing. Yeah, every one
of those unsolved mysteries, Robert Stack might have had a
hand in or two or two. He murdered under the
name Rex Kramer from air plane. Now he died of

(02:25:19):
heart failure, but he had been being treated for prostate cancer.

Speaker 2 (02:25:24):
Died.

Speaker 11 (02:25:24):
He made a cameo in basketball every like one of
the guys went missing, okay, and they kept putting him
on in that.

Speaker 2 (02:25:33):
We still have no idea where the f that guy is.
He's very funny in that voice.

Speaker 3 (02:25:37):
Oh, married to his wife from nineteen fifty six until
his death.

Speaker 2 (02:25:43):
Jesus, how is his wife still living? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:25:48):
Actress Rosemary Bow They married in nineteen fifty six. She
died in twenty nineteen. Also married for like fifty years.
These people that are married like they were married for
seventy years? What anyway, Rod, I got what? How many
of you got in right now? This on your second

(02:26:08):
one thirteen? So if you had stayed married, but you're
to get married the first time nineteen ninety eight, so
that would have given you what, I don't know, almost
thirty years my so fifty would make sense. I mean
you'd be seventy something years older. No, no, no, I
know that the math can work out. It's just like
these two people in the odds it'd be yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 (02:26:26):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:26:26):
My middle brother, my youngest brother, and me have both
been married to I mean, my youngest brother's been married
a few times. I've been this my second time. My
middle brother and his wife, they've been married twenty seven years.
I think they got married a year before. Yeah, they
make it work.

Speaker 2 (02:26:44):
It was twenty years.

Speaker 3 (02:26:47):
So yeah, twenty for you, so i'd be what another
thirty years? Jesus Yeah, my brother his wife twenty eight years.

Speaker 2 (02:26:53):
I'm like, good for you.

Speaker 3 (02:26:55):
Their boys are both grown, ones in Tucson and a
zoo Tucson at a zoom. My nephew's out there. The
other one station in Germany with the army.

Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
So you know what, think about this?

Speaker 11 (02:27:05):
Damn four, I'm gonna be forty seven. So in thirty
years when I turned fifty years married, how old would
I be?

Speaker 2 (02:27:17):
Sixty seven years old? Success?

Speaker 3 (02:27:22):
Hey, listen, I'm getting better at it. First time I
was married, I made six years. I made thirteen this time,
third and fourth, Who knows how long you'll got married.

Speaker 2 (02:27:32):
That's about it. I'm doing all right.

Speaker 11 (02:27:35):
I'm never doing it again. If this one doesn't work
for some reason, never again.

Speaker 2 (02:27:39):
You'd never even go for number two.

Speaker 16 (02:27:41):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:27:42):
My cousin Tommy came up to me at my wedding,
my first wedding, my only wedding. Melissa was about to walk.

Speaker 2 (02:27:49):
In the door. You know, the doors are closed in
the big church.

Speaker 11 (02:27:52):
My cousin comes up to me and he hugs me,
and there's this picture of it, and everybody's like, oh,
that's so nice because we're very close. And what he
said to me, he was just think, Robbie, your third
wife has not even been born yet.

Speaker 8 (02:28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:28:07):
No, I would not do it a third time. No,
I won't because by the time you get to three
and four, you're like, oh, it's me now. I mean
I already know it's me, but it's like, you'd like
to do it this, Yeah, not knowing not me?

Speaker 2 (02:28:19):
Oh one and done? If this for some reason she
gets sick of me.

Speaker 3 (02:28:23):
Well, it's not like you're gonna more kids. And that's
part of it for a lot of people.

Speaker 11 (02:28:26):
Oh someone devotion to accuracy, because again we both suck
at math. I would be seventy seven, not sixty seven
and thirty years.

Speaker 3 (02:28:37):
Seventy seven, seventy seven seventy Eths has tried to make
that happen seven seven seven, Nita seven and seven after
this The Ellen.

Speaker 7 (02:28:45):
Cox Show on one hundred point seven, call the Allen
Cox Show.

Speaker 3 (02:28:52):
Rotten programs and very bad announcers two.

Speaker 17 (02:28:55):
Six, five seven eight one double oh seven or one
eight hundred and three four eight one.

Speaker 2 (02:28:59):
Double oh seven.

Speaker 13 (02:29:21):
Come.

Speaker 2 (02:29:25):
This will probably pop up in the nineties WEEKND won't it?
Without question?

Speaker 3 (02:29:28):
Absolutely love this song. Screaming Trees. Mark Lanigan's gone too right.
I think COVID killed Mark Lanagan. I mean he had
done a lot of things to himself. But great voice,
I thought, one of the great underrated voices of that era.
Queens of the Stone Age kind of brought him back

(02:29:49):
into prominence for a hot minute.

Speaker 7 (02:29:54):
But he.

Speaker 3 (02:29:56):
I don't know why he died. He lived in Ireland.
That died a few years ago. Scraping Tree nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 2 (02:30:05):
When is this?

Speaker 3 (02:30:06):
This starts tomorrow after over with Sansbury nineties weekend? Fantastic.
It's a fun one man that noon or that ten
o'clock hour even tomorrow. So good ten o'clock hour tomorrow.
Did you take a look at it? No, but it
will You mean the first one when Sansbury gets right
into it, right at ten o'clock. Okay, look, Lane Kravitz,

(02:30:30):
Creed Arrowsmith off of the Beavis and butt Head disc
That's right, deuces are wild.

Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
You have a look at where we get started after
that next sweep too.

Speaker 3 (02:30:41):
Sponge Boom from Detroit, Michigan. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, Eric Clapton,
one of your favorites, one of those in for you.
No Alibis Coverdale Page. Yes, sir, oh man, you are
scratching me right where I itch it's gonna be loud
in here tomorrow tonic.

Speaker 2 (02:31:02):
And not the one that you think.

Speaker 3 (02:31:04):
No silver chair, Yeah, so damn good man. I heard
a silver Chair deep Cut while I was driving to
the hell was I d Oh? When we were driving
home for Thanksgiving, I heard a silver Chair deep cut?
Which song Anna's song?

Speaker 17 (02:31:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:31:22):
That one great because the follow a big one was
called Tomorrow, and then they followed called Pure Massacre, which
was pretty good. I thought that was actually better than
Agreed Tomorrow. Yeah, but there their ballad was called Anna's
Song and it was a thinly veiled a thinly veiled
commentary on anorexia. And those dudes were just like it

(02:31:44):
was a one summer thing man with like Australian kids
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:31:48):
They were teenagers. That was like a big deal back then.

Speaker 3 (02:31:50):
They're like, these guys are only fifteen years old. It
was Daniel John's and a couple friends. Then they just
kind of disappeared after that first record and.

Speaker 11 (02:31:59):
Then they I mean, they came back eventually, but it
was never like if they had capitalized on what.

Speaker 3 (02:32:04):
It was I mean they put out five or six records, yeah,
but people didn't really care after the first one was
so big.

Speaker 2 (02:32:11):
It's called frost Stump.

Speaker 10 (02:32:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:32:13):
Yeah, it was a great band. Man, God, they were good.
They have won more Australia.

Speaker 3 (02:32:21):
The award is called the ARIA, the Australian Recording Industry Award,
like the Australian Grammy. They've won more than any other
artist in history in Australia.

Speaker 2 (02:32:31):
How about that.

Speaker 3 (02:32:32):
Yeah, they sold ten million albums around the world. But
they broke up like a while ago. They were like, yeah,
this isn't gonna last very long.

Speaker 2 (02:32:40):
Did they go back to school?

Speaker 16 (02:32:41):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 2 (02:32:42):
Because there was like a thing I remember that first
album and then there was a break in between.

Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
Well, they were like, look, we've been doing We started
this band when we were twelve, and it's all we've
done for twenty years. So we're gonna quit and maybe
we'll come back. They called it an indefinite high at
the time, but they're grown men anyway. Nineties Weekend starts
tomorrow with Sansbury After RMG. We will be doing our

(02:33:13):
last metal show of twenty twenty five. It's called two
Hours to Midnight Saturday nights ten o'clock. We won't be
pre emptied by any Calves game. I don't think the
Calves are playing at all on Saturday night. I think
last time we were pushed back a little bit in
the Calves. But we will start straight up ten o'clock
Saturday night, our final episode for twenty twenty five, me

(02:33:34):
and Corey Roddick and Pat Butler and if you love
heavy metal, boy do we love playing it for you.
So we will have a whole lot of brand new stuff,
a whole lot of throwbacks, some local metal, the band
called Vicar Blood with brand new local stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:33:51):
They're gonna play No Class next week.

Speaker 3 (02:33:54):
And yeah, so if you dig metal, join us for
our last two hours at midnight of twenty on Saturday night.
Tomorrow Friday. I keep thinking today is Friday.

Speaker 6 (02:34:07):
It's not so.

Speaker 3 (02:34:08):
Tomorrow, Monday and Tuesday are our last live shows of
the year here.

Speaker 2 (02:34:14):
On this program.

Speaker 3 (02:34:16):
Somebody sent me an article about one of our listeners
who does a podcast. Set me an article about the
podcasting industry running into some hurdles, and the opening line
is the best producing a weekly podcast is tougher than
it looks. Yeah, no kidding, imagine a daily show weekly. Well,

(02:34:41):
it's fine, they said. One third of podcast hosts step
down after learning what's required to keep it going. Sustaining
the show remains the real hurdle. So yeah, it's not hard.
It's not easy to maintain. It's a very demanding craft.

(02:35:04):
I guess one third of people leave walk away from
their podcast, and there are probably various factors there. One,
everybody thinks they're gonna get rich. I don't know why
they think that, but that's what they think.

Speaker 10 (02:35:21):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:35:21):
I don't know what kind of podcast this person does.

Speaker 2 (02:35:23):
Who sent me this.

Speaker 3 (02:35:25):
They didn't ask me to promote it, nor would I. Well,
I haven't heard it, you know what I mean. Like,
I've had listeners go, hey, I do this thing, and
would you mind listening to it? And if I have
the time, I'm always happy to If they ask me
for advice, I'm always happy to offer it.

Speaker 11 (02:35:42):
Remember we did the we had the conversation about doing
a weekly podcast, remember you and I Yeah, like an
unfiltered kind of thing. And then and then we kind
of settled on just doing cursing. We would just curse
back and forth first like twenty minutes and be done.

Speaker 18 (02:36:00):
But I did.

Speaker 11 (02:36:01):
It's so funny. People ask me all the time, They're like, well,
why wouldn't you guys do a podcast? Like is there
more that you guys could do? I'm like, oh, of
course there is. There's tons of stuff that we don't
get to every single day. But that doesn't mean that
we want to do another show. And it doesn't mean
that just because we can swear. Like, in my opinion,
I think sometimes dancing around the square is much funnier

(02:36:23):
than being able to do it. I think I think
I would be less entertained if you and I sat
down and could just openly curse.

Speaker 2 (02:36:30):
Honestly. Well, it's a different animal.

Speaker 3 (02:36:33):
I mean for me, it's as simple as I'm not
giving them any more free content, right, we wouldn't make
any They wouldn't pay us more to do a podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:36:43):
And by they they talking about you listeners, No, no,
the company, right.

Speaker 3 (02:36:47):
I don't even get a cut of the advertising they
sell for the podcast of this show. So I already
get I do a metal show for free because it's
for the love of the game, right, So that it's
eight hours a month that they get from me for free.
So it's as simple as if you know, years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
They came to me.

Speaker 3 (02:37:07):
A previous management came to me and said, would you
want to do a weekly podcast from the Rock holl
And You could do whatever you wanted. It would be
music centric, you could have whatever band on you wanted.
If you wanted to do an hour with King Diamond,
you could do it.

Speaker 2 (02:37:23):
That would be cool. And I said absolutely, Yep, that
would be cool.

Speaker 3 (02:37:27):
It never materialized, so I think maybe they were just looking,
you know, they were tree, Oh, yeah, that's fine, And
I said absolutely, and that I would do like me,
I would do that. It'd be a lot of fun.
So yeah, the cursing thing, like, I don't care about that.

Speaker 2 (02:37:43):
No, it's fine.

Speaker 11 (02:37:45):
I think it's I think it's funnier sometimes to try
to figure out ways to not say what you want
to say.

Speaker 3 (02:37:50):
I don't know that I would speak that much differently
if I was doing a podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:37:54):
I really don't.

Speaker 3 (02:37:54):
I've I get invited to do people's podcasts all the time,
and I respectfully decline, but because every my answer is
everything I have to say, I say here, but yeah,
it ain't easy, and so people who keep at it,

(02:38:15):
I'm like, hey man, good for you, respect good for you.

Speaker 2 (02:38:20):
It's no shade. It's just you know, apples and oranges.

Speaker 3 (02:38:23):
So whoever sent me the article speaking of which I
thought we had a clear winner in the people sending
us their year end, iHeart religns with the number of
minutes that they listen.

Speaker 2 (02:38:37):
Why ninety one was where we were right? One ninety one?

Speaker 3 (02:38:40):
I mean I got one from Aaron and he goes
one hundred and forty seven thousand, fifty three minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:38:47):
I think that the winner had been.

Speaker 3 (02:38:51):
Dan one hundred ninety one thousand, one hundred and eighteen minutes.
Then I get an email from Bill in Vermillion. I
only listened to you and Rover three hundred and twenty
six thousand, one hundred and forty seven minutes. Sus, nobody's

(02:39:11):
close to that. I got a guy Bill and Vermillion.
So far that's got to be far and away the most.
There's a dude that just listens to this show and
he sent the screenshot. I shared it to my story
my top podcast. This is on Spotify, my top podcast,
The Allen Cox Show. Minutes listened two hundred and sixty
two thousand, eight hundred that's.

Speaker 2 (02:39:32):
Just to us. Yeah, this poor guy, I know, like, yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 3 (02:39:40):
There It's entertaining two hundred and sixty two thousand minutes.
Also shout out to Mike in Stowe, who wrote us
a very nice letter. Yeah, now to make you feel old,
but I've been listening every day since my sophomore year
of high school when you came to Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (02:39:56):
Do without which will? So he was a sophomore in
two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (02:40:01):
Jess was probably in kindergarten right two thousand and nine,
I was ten, So she was like in the fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (02:40:10):
Yeah, fourth or fifth grade.

Speaker 10 (02:40:12):
Counting and learn how to count? Right, I think I
don't know what you're doing for you.

Speaker 2 (02:40:16):
Didn't get to wheels. But you got to know he
did not learn how to count.

Speaker 3 (02:40:19):
I mean, my daughter's in the fourth grade, and she's
way beyond how many wheels are on various vehicles.

Speaker 10 (02:40:25):
You test her when you get home, you say how
many wheels are on?

Speaker 20 (02:40:29):
Up?

Speaker 3 (02:40:29):
I don't think he has to my guts say school, Yeah,
I think she. I think she'll probably land tricycle. Well
not only that, and I know people are always like, well,
my child is smart, but what I am?

Speaker 2 (02:40:42):
My kid is smart? Yeah, she's no dummy. She is smart.

Speaker 3 (02:40:45):
Oh my god, all my kids. I'm like, thank God,
definitely said not no dummy. But I'm not like smart
Whorrek counts, you know, I thank god my kids are
smart anyway, Mike and Stowe, he goes it may sounds strange,
but since you guys have talked at length about your
respective dads, I feel like it's not so weird a lot.

(02:41:06):
Like Rob, my dad was a full blown Italian from Springfield, Massachusetts,
passed away about ten years ago, but Rob reminds me
so much of my dad and having him on the
show felt like a time capsule, Like I get to
talk to my dad every day, So thanks for that.
No pressure, Rob, I know now you are an avatar
from Mike and Stowe's dead Italian father.

Speaker 11 (02:41:29):
Uh huh, yeah, man, that I gotta be honest, it's
not often you get a letter or anything like that
that that kind of means something that actually, like I
read that to my wife like that, that's pretty cool.
You never know what someone's going to attach to. I mean,
it's it's combining multiple people. You know, my dad was

(02:41:51):
not a full blown Italian, my grandfather was. I combine
those two people into one. But yes, that's it's really cool.
I appreciate the note.

Speaker 3 (02:42:04):
I mean I only hear from my father through my
electronic devices.

Speaker 2 (02:42:08):
Rob, you we know this right.

Speaker 7 (02:42:12):
This is your further speaking from near ELECTIONA.

Speaker 2 (02:42:17):
I have to make sure it's plugged in, but well,
you're usually unplugged, don't you.

Speaker 3 (02:42:22):
Well, I have two of them, and one of them's
always unplugged, he says, God damn pay problem.

Speaker 2 (02:42:26):
You can't even how's he gonna connect? Have you got
it unplugged? Well, no, I got one plugged in and
the other one I don't need to are are you
an earshot of both of them all the time? Yes?
I was gonna say, how do you know he's not
reaching out? You're not responding? Well, I guess you'd have
to figure something else.

Speaker 7 (02:42:43):
This is your further speaking from near election.

Speaker 3 (02:42:47):
Yeah, plugging the other one, dickhead. Mike says, on a
completely unrelated note, one of my favorite things on the
show is when you do the yinzer Pittsburgh accent. And
since our phones are always listening, my TikTok algorithm knows
he sent me a piece of video there some me
on TikTok Uh it is uh, what if Jack and

(02:43:07):
Rose in Titanic were from piste.

Speaker 16 (02:43:12):
Don't let go.

Speaker 10 (02:43:14):
I won't.

Speaker 6 (02:43:15):
I'll never let go.

Speaker 15 (02:43:16):
Jack.

Speaker 3 (02:43:19):
Did you just call me Jack?

Speaker 6 (02:43:24):
That's how you're gonna play it?

Speaker 12 (02:43:25):
After he pulled his door off the boot, Babe.

Speaker 6 (02:43:28):
Now we're out and you're floating in the middle of
the ocean.

Speaker 3 (02:43:30):
Babe, I gave you my coat.

Speaker 10 (02:43:33):
What kids, why don't you clean out your ears?

Speaker 4 (02:43:37):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:43:38):
No? No, really, you know what My grandpappy was right.
You should never take out abroad from Point Breeze.

Speaker 16 (02:43:46):
Use me.

Speaker 3 (02:43:47):
Meanwhile, you're from Monroval and she doesn't understand. And you
know what you are, just a nasty little punk.

Speaker 10 (02:43:57):
Really, you're a roll.

Speaker 3 (02:43:58):
You're a real classic, your roal classic. Babe'll take out
a girl from Point Breeze.

Speaker 6 (02:44:05):
I know that.

Speaker 10 (02:44:05):
I never knew Pittsburgh had such an accent.

Speaker 2 (02:44:08):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (02:44:09):
Well, you've never met you guys, had to have played
Pittsburgh maybe right, No, No, we don't go that far.

Speaker 2 (02:44:15):
You mostly go west, right like Midwest. Yeah, this tells
you how bad I am with geography.

Speaker 3 (02:44:22):
All the places you said that you went this past
weekend sound way farther away to me than wisc. Well
it is, Wisconsin is farther than Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (02:44:31):
That's what I'm saying. So way far, she said, we
don't go that far. Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah,
you go much further in the other direction. So I
was not wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:44:39):
Yeah, like North Dakota, we go to Fargo, we don't
go to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (02:44:44):
I do like the way that he signed his email
to That made me very happy. What did he sign?

Speaker 3 (02:44:49):
Mike and Stowe? Oh hate the show, Megadildo's and all that. Yeah,
megadildos Mike, thank you, Megadildo's. We don't do Megadildo's very
often anymore, but I always like to see a pope.
I do too, megadildos Mike, thank you for the note. Okay,
we got to go. Thanks guys very much. Megadildo's to
you and yours.

Speaker 14 (02:45:07):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 15 (02:45:14):
Get at it.

Speaker 16 (02:45:16):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:45:36):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you. And with all narratives, remember obedience, pain and
when you watch that TV screen. Remember it works both ways.

(02:45:57):
You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big brother is watching you.