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Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh hey really, what's going on? Good afternoon? Hi, welcome, welcome.
My name is Alan Cox, thanks for being here. Rob
Anthony is here too.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
What's up? Man? Jess is out today. She's on the road.
So I got a handful of gigs.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
And before everybody starts freaking out, yes it was planned.
Jess had a planned day off when she started this.
We were in the know about I will say no more,
thank you, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I got to
read all the emails. Oh really, people freak out? Yeah,
who another ones? Oh I see, yeah, Hey, listen, you

(01:47):
can't blame him for worry. That's true, you know, I mean,
I appreciate. Yeah, the president's been set.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Every day is a new and exciting experience. You know.
They'll talk to people, I mean a lot of times
in creative endeavors, but not necessarily they'll say what's the
best part of your job?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Just in general one.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You know, they talk to captains of industry or whatever,
and a lot of times they'll say something kind of
kind of uh, you know, pat like, well, no two
days will the same. Every day is, and boy, that's
true around this place. No two days are the same. However,
I will say, so far this week five for five,

(02:29):
all right, you and I were here every day we
were No. Jess is doing some gigs with her band,
and those were scheduled. They were already on the books,
yeah before she started here. Anyway, So she'll be back
with us on Monday. I think I think she's just
touring through the weekend anyway. If you want to join
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Speaker 2 (02:58):
Alan.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I love these weekends that Rob puts together. Well, you
really do you put the work in. I heard Stansbury
playing Golden Earring. I had completely forgotten, by the way,
when I took over the studio this morning, from one
Marcus Nolan esquire that it was an eighties weekend. I
forgot that it starts with Stansbury, and so it was
like Pat Benattar's, like, what the hell I thought, Because

(03:19):
the way that these boards are set up in these
studios is you can dial up any one of our
radio stations on these boards and it.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Will put you in control of that radio station.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
And so when I come in the morning, I turn
it from Mark Nolan obviously dials up the board for Magic.
That's the station that he's on. When I come in
the morning, I dial up for WMMS. I literally thought
that like Magic was still on. It was a full
on brain fart. They're playing Christmas music anyway, but I
wasn't thinking properly. They could have been anything sure, and

(03:49):
so I forgot that the eighties weekend was underway. But boy,
I love it when I hear it. It's so good
Stansbury playing Golden Earring, And.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
I was just saying, I think, I think that eighties
one might be my favorite of the ones that we like.
The snubble shots are fun, double shots are cool, Nineties
is fun. But the eighties, man, it just like there's
just something about it. Get away with playing just about
any of.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
That's what I'm saying, I think is the eighties are
so broad. Now, where will you stop? Where are your
borders for the eighties? Obviously you're not playing wham you are?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
These are they?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
There was a very many years before I got here,
there was a very tenuous time in wmms's history, one
that a lot of people who were in charge then
would probably just as soon forget. Yeah, there's a period
of time, you know, twenty five thirty years ago where
MMS was like kind of rudderless, right, and they were
playing Prince for a while and what the hell is

(04:43):
going on before they rided the ship?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
But where are the boundaries?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
There are these things that MMS probably would have played ish,
yeah back in the day.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, if it was a rock song in the eighties,
I'll play it, right.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
So people are like dude, you plead Iriic Corman, guess
what rock radio played, Eric Carmon, Andy's from Cleeveland.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I was gonna say no, only that he's from here.
He's like a local legend.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
On top of it, Man, Huey Lewis, that's a rock band, Dude,
Listen to the heart of rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Listen to a hip to be square. Those are rock songs.
I'm never mad when I hear Huey Lewis.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Our friend Jesse Schultz is like the world's biggest Huey
Lewis fans, so I always think of him when I
hear Huey Lewis.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
But man, it's so good.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's so good, and the guy's hung like a mule too,
So it's like, what's more rock and roll than having
a knee shooter? Right now, he's deaf. Now he can't
sing anymore, but it doesn't have to with that knee shooter. Yeah, well,
he doesn't have to hear anyone. He just watches every
one point. That's it, and he knows exactly what. But
I mean, you we played Aldo Nova earlier. Hadn't heard
that in a minute, Yeah, I can't. I mean, when

(05:43):
else caught my ear when it was on earlier, you
played something. I was like, God damn, this is a
good song.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh Hurst Truck from Secret Yeah again? Does it again?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Bigger than especially in the Midwest, Bob Seger, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
In excess rock band.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
There are some Donnie Iris in the mix too. I
heard Donnie Iris. You know he used to be back
with the Jaggers in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He's still alive, He's
still around.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
I love diving in on the Alton punk bands too. Man,
Like I'll play a lot of clash, why.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Not, right, Stansburg's back on tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Stansburgh's back on Yeah, what's he gonna be playing tomorrow?
We'll r right back up tonight, right, and we get
off here. It'll be on all night. Bullet Boys, well
except for the Cavs. Yeah, Judas Priest. Oh so he's
got like some good heavy stuff tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Oh, you get some Maiden in Toto. Maiden, isn't that
And that's the funniest part, right, Like you'll come out
of uh Vixen and go into Motley Crue, you know,
and then come out and go into Iron Maiden.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It's just all over the place. Yeah, I didn't got
the dead.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah, if it was a hit in the eighties, you'll
hear it all of the buzzer.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
This weekend we'll get.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Along and that ends what Sunday at midnight at night? Yeah, okay,
and then next weekend we'll do a nineties weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Uh huh. And I'm working on something now that's an
eighteen ninety's weekend, correct, am I? Okay?

Speaker 8 (07:01):
Good?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, it's all basically just that old It's this song
unrepeat Hey, the Buzzard.

Speaker 9 (07:11):
One.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, here's the yeah from Jimmy Dukes. There's a new
one from Slappy Denvers and the Apple Cart Kids. Slappy,
that's a Chris Hardwick deep cut. But it's a good one.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
And the the Apple Cart Kids, the Apple Dumpling Gang
for you. Another local legend. Tim Conway fans, somebody sent.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Me a coup. What was this? They sent me?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Oh terrible orchestra. Matt sent me an email and his
his email just said please to watch you enjoy much
great Matt out in Vermilion, And I was like, boy,
this could have been the situation. Last night I had
to go to my daughter's fourth grade holiday concert.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
How was it? It was fantastic. It was great. Their
music teacher at her school.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Again, my kids school is for a town that all
has about fifteen thousand people in it. You know, where
I live, there's like nine schools. So the one that
my daughter goes to is literally third and fourth grade,
and then she moves to the next school. She changes
schools for fifth grade. But so the entire thing is
third and fourth grade. And so they have a music
teacher there who's great and very diligent, and they just

(08:19):
have a good staff of people, and so it's prepared
and it's all very She made it a point to
tell us, you know that we let the kids improvise
and they do this kind of stuff. You know, there's
nothing real. It's not an especially what's the word I'm
looking for. It's no like wu Wu school or anything
like that. But they give the kids a latitude to
kind of express themselves in a certain way.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
And the Instagram link that Matt had sent me was like.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
This conductor who is overseeing some it looks like high
school or something.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
But this is more of an orchestra.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
And so when the trumpet player finishes this guy, the
band gets going and it's.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Just a cacophony. It's just awful.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
And the guy is still like doing going through the
motions of conducting. Yeah, he's still moving his arms, and like,
what exactly are you conducting here? And I have this

(09:23):
conversation with my older daughter all the time because she's
at the School of Music there at Michigan State and
she'll be graduating in the spring. And she sent me
some video last night because in addition to these big
shows that they have, I'm going there tomorrow night for
her winter concert. And throughout the weeks, you know, as
part of her class work, she has recitals. It's her
and her accompanist, and they had these recitals and she'll

(09:44):
always send me a video that night. But for the
big shows, obviously there's a conductor, there's a chorus, there's
an orchestra. It's the whole thing. And I'm always like,
what exactly does the conductor do? And I know that
people who are in an orchestra will tell you, oh,
we have to keep a close eye in the conductor.
I'm like, yeah, but you also got to read the music,
like you've got the sheet music in front of you.

(10:06):
And again, I'm not a cultured man, right, I've never
even been to Severance Hale. But I'm like, what exactly
does a conductor do? Because half the people there aren't
watching the guy, right, They're watching the music they're playing
along with the sheet. They're not off book. These are
very complex pieces usually that these are. So the people
who are in that community, obviously they would know much

(10:28):
better than I what a conductor actually does. But it's
also my understanding that it's a very complex learning curve
to become a conductor. But to the untrained eye, I e. Mine,
it just looks like a bunch of just stickulating.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You know.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
You can you can kind of notice when they're telling
them to go you know, harder, softer a lot or whatever.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
But I'm like, do you really if that guy wasn't fair,
I bet everybody would still.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Play every note to keep tying properly.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, but if you're a musician, you show and stuff,
you know, the tempo, you know, so obviously he's a
big picture. I understand kind of what they're there to do.
But I'm like, I bet it would sound just fine
if there was no conductor.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Everything I know about it I learned from Bugs Bunny cartoon.
Oh sure, but he'd go out there and just hammer
down on the.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Catch, kill the rabbit. Yeah, the whole thing, right, the
Vulcari Hill. Yeah, dress up like bruin Hilde, holds his
ears back and tucks him behind him.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
The Allen Carr Show on one.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Okay, so being called an audio eight crime by Ohio
Quilter Magazine wasn't our proudest moment.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
The Allen Gox Show on one.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
We got our metal show tomorrow night, second to last
one of the year, called two Hours in the Night,
although probably we'll start a little bit later because we'll
be after the Cavs game. So immediately following the Cavaliers
and the Spurs, is that tonight.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
After those tonight two games? Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Two games? Oh right, the Spurs are tonight. They will
play the Warriors of Golden State tomorrow night at seven thirty.
And then immediately following our metal show, me and Corey
Rotick and Pat Butler, we do a little do here
called two Hours to Midnight.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
A lot of new metal, a lot of.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
If somebody texted me, they go, what the hell were
you guys playing?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
To?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Like five to two this morning, we were playing Caramel
bas Sleep Token. Yeah, and I just saw them. They
did a sold out The whole tour was sold out.
They were doing arenas. They played the Rocket Arena a
few weeks back. And I've been a big fan of
theirs for a long time. But they really do take
their liberties with the term metal. Yeah, yeah, and so
some people take umbrage with that. There's a lot of it.

(12:50):
It's been a very divisive band, but that kind of
is the way the metal form as younger generations kind
of come in. You know, a lot of them do
feel a little manufacturer. But the guys didn't Sleep Token.
They were anonymous for a while before people started to
dox them and whatever. And so these guys paint themselves
all black and they've got this very gothic kind of thing.

(13:11):
And so some people really scoff at those highly theatrical
bands like that that aren't really straight ahead metal. Ghost
Ghost Sleep Token. There's a band now that's kind of
having its moment called President, where this guy just wears
a mask. And I think the reason that they're trying
to stay anonymous is because a lot of the singers
in these bands are like legit singers, and so there's, yeah,

(13:34):
there's some screaming and there's some clean vocals and all that,
but I mean the guy in sleep Token. You know,
there's a lot of pop singing in these two and
that's why there are so many women in that Sleep
Token fan base, because they kind of scratches them where
they itch. But we've been playing Caramel and if you
come in at the wrong not the wrong time, and

(13:54):
if you come in at a certain point in that song,
you'd think you were listening to like Kiss FM, because
they really do their liberties.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
But then other songs are full on, you know, very clearly.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Anyway, I've liked that band for a long long time,
and finally people are coming around to them.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
I had a guy come in today from one of
the management companies play me some music. I heard music
from two bands that I have not even thought about.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
These are bands that we would know, oh yeah with
new music, Yeah yeah, both bands unsigned and both or
all three songs that I heard could have been from
these bands at their prime because they sound that good
and maybe better.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
And it was Fuel and Lit, two bands that you
would think like who cares?

Speaker 8 (14:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah? But who's fronting Fuel now? I don't know. I
don't know who it is. I don't know who it is,
but that band.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I mean that the single they played for me it
was It's hard It is good, like really really good,
and then the two from lit like the first one
he played could have been a leftover from whatever My
Own Worst Enemy was on.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I was shocked at the.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Lid is starting to pop up again on some shows.
Oh are they yeah, because like they it's two brothers
in that band, and they did My Own Worst Enemy
that was their huge hit.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
And I mentioned that just because there's a lot of
people who are like, oh, I like that song, but
they have no.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Idea who did it. Sure.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I have a particular affinity for Fuel because my old
they're from Central Pa. Two they're from Harrisburg, and my
old boss in Pittsburgh was instrumental in breaking those guys,
and so we were playing them in Pittsburgh really before
a lot of other people were even hip to Fuel
at all. So I was doing back in the day
when they used to do I've talked about these before,
when they used to do like.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Radio premieres of albums.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I was always asked to host a lot of them.
So I did some forty one in Salt Lake City,
and I did one in La with Fuel, and so
I knew those guys quite well, and I just thought
they were fantastic. This guy, I don't know who fronts
them anymore, but the guy, their guitar player, Carl Bell,
he's been like the main guy all the way through.
He writes I think, all the songs, and he just

(16:05):
has a really good uh. He's a great songwriter. He's
a very good turn of phrase. And I like Fuel
a lot. But again, they're a band that kind of
got lumped in with a lot of other bands in
the mid odds. And I'm telling you, man that if
it's not him singing with them, whoever they brought in,
it sounds.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Just like, yeah, no, it's a guy named Aaron Scott.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay, because there was a lot of acrimony in that
band too, like Brett Scallions left and then came back
and then did the solo thing, and.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Then there was like a lease of the name to someone.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, it's been a revolving door in that band. But man, again,
two bands that I have not even thought of other
than to say, like on a nineties weekend, hey that
was Fuel here Shimmer.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
There's saying a lot of hits, two tons, yeah, and
then the the lit like it's just like that nostalgia
thing when you listen to that band and these songs
are tight, like really really good.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I was blown away away.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
And not only that, if you've been gone long enough,
an entirely new generation thinks you're brand new and they
don't care anyway. They're like, oh, these guys are great.
They don't know that you did stuff twenty years ago.
And that's what I said to the dude.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
I was like, listen, you could take either one of
those songs and put them on right now and no
one's going to go, boy, that sticks out right. That's
that's that's not great. I don't like that that. I
don't need to hear that you put that on. It
could be in between Kashmir and my own worst enemy
again and people be like, oh, that song in the
middle is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Like there's no it's it's wild. How good. It was
no business being that good.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's what I said to him, Like that song has
no business being as good as it is.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
He's like, I know, hmm, good from Yeah. I can't
wait till they put it out.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Alan, the current frontman for Fuel, is John Corsil this
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I don't know John cors Sales. That's what this b says.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't know whoever, whoever it is, Brett Scallions should
have figured it out and stayed with that band.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, I mean it was there there. It's good man,
very very good. Alan. Will you talk about Netflix buying
Warner Brothers No, so.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Anyway, I think that that's such inside baseball cares.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I saw that, like, because here's what's going to happen, right,
Larry Ellison, who was the guy who's a billionairey made
his money with Oracle, His kid is running Paramount. So
I fully expect Larry Ellison and his son to go
crying to President Pudding Brains and go, we're trying to
buy CNN and put all these like, you know, we're

(18:30):
trying to turn the news into maga TikTok, and we
don't want Netflix buying Warner Brothers Discovery. So I assume
somebody's going to try to put a stick.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
In their spokes.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I don't know if they can, but I would not
be surprised if something like that happened. But Netflix is
a big, big deal, you know, and they've been more prone.
They're not big on acquisitions because they didn't have to be.
Everybody else was buying everybody else up. Meanwhile, Netflix was
way over here. They're pretty much first out of the gate,
doing their own thing, spending a ton of money on content,

(19:01):
but not really acquiring other companies. But they've kind of
hit a plateau too, you know, they're not their subscriptions
are not kind of on the rise anymore, and so
they're like, well, let's look around, let's see what we
can buy. So if they've got seventy two billion dollars,
which I think they do, then they'll scoop up Warner Brothers,
so they would get HBO, and they'd get that whole
library and all of those. But I think what worries

(19:23):
people is a company like Netflix, they're not going to
be prone to putting films into theaters right right.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
They're gonna have on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
And so that makes exhibitors and distributors and studios all
really really nervous. You know, movie theaters make their money
on concessions. They don't make their money on the movies.
Most of that money goes to the studio. The distributors
get a little bit but movie theaters. And I'm sure
you know this because now when you walk in, it
looks like a goddamn amusement park at a movie theater

(19:49):
because they're trying to sell you merch and candy and drinks,
and you know, it's not just popcorn and milk duds anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
That's where they make their money. You know.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's like convenience stores make their They don't make their
money on g they make their money on selling you
potato chips.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
And so that's the way movie theaters are too.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
So that's what makes studios nervous about Netflix is are like,
you know, yeah, they might pay lip service to putting
movies into theaters because that is still a viable business,
but that theatrical window may be a lot narrow.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
Well, I thought The Stranger Things was only going to
be the finale. I thought it was only going to
be in theaters. But it's released as a theatrical release.
If you want to see it, ye big screen, but
it's also on your Netflix. Yeah it's like two and
a half hours. I think that's okay, So why go? Yeah,
I mean some people love that experience. I get it,
but like I would just stay home and watch it right.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Well, because somebody texted me said, the thing of the
Stranger Things you said was wrong, you should type Google
or something like that. I go, I don't give a
rat says about Google. All I said was Stranger Things
way overstayed their welcome. Yeah, Stranger Things should have ended
two seasons ago. That's got nothing to do with Google.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I wasn't saying anything about the the lore of it
or whatever. I don't think. I was just saying that
I watched the first episode of this last season and
I'm out.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I'm like, I'll give them the first episode, see what's up.
I'm out. I don't care anymore. Did you watch that?
I kind of I half didn't care going into it,
but I was like, well, i'll give it a you know,
did you watch the new pluribus? Yeah? I haven't watched
this week's episode. Oh no, maybe not this week, they'll
I watched the one where she the cliffhanger. Yeah, yeah,
that was the last one.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
But yeah, I like that show. I did too. I mean,
it feels like something's starting to happen.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
It is slow, but I even though it's slow, I
still love it. I still love the way it's done.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Well.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I trust Vince Gilligan, right, the guy has never led
me wrong. And so it's you know, go back to
the X Files with that guy uh any who spurs
in town tonight. They are a very good basketball team.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I took the.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Long way around there with the San Antonio Spurs and
the Cleveland the Cavaliers tonight at the Rocket Arena seven
thirty thirty minutes prior, will be your pregame coverage here
on MMS and then the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
What is this?

Speaker 8 (21:53):
That was?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
They said that the NBA is handing down their cabs punishment,
Like what that?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
What punishment are they talking about?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Was it the one for I guess what they rested
there Garland and they weren't supposed to. I don't know
what that is that Calvs got fined a quarter million
dollars because they rested Darius Garland during a televised game
around Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah, he caught it earlier in the season too. It
had starting.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
It happened earlier in the season because he rested uh
Donovan Mitchell and and they're not supposed to do it.
And even though this was the thing, as I was
like reading the story and like, are you kidding me?
The star players are supposed to be on the court
anytime they can be.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
He's talked about that's because it's on TV, and they're like,
people want to see the superstar.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
And the amount of back to bat well, it's better
for ratings if they're playing well. Sure, So it's been
a finable offense. Yeah, yeah, And they asked him about it,
the coach, I don't know, a couple of weeks back,
and he adds what was his answer? He's like, look,
my job is to keep these guys healthy and to
keep them in playing condition, and they can't do that

(22:52):
if they have the most back to back games in
the NBA.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
So I'm going to rest them and they can figure
out whatever they want to do to us.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
A team must ensure at least one star player is
available for any specific game. Star players must be available
for all nationally televised game.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's just it's crap.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
You guys better stay healthy. We're going to be on
TV tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
If resting a star player, he must be present and
visible to fans. We are miles past the love of
the game, right. This is a multi billion dollar business. Yeah,
I mean it always has been, but I mean, you know,
as as media partners write more and more of the rules.

(23:33):
Cleveland Satgarland against the Toronto Raptors on November the twenty fourth,
which was on national television, and said they played him
the night before against the Clippers, which was not nationally televised,
and so the Cavs are they got to cough up
a quarter million dollars? Yeah, why nuts? That's crazy. But
didn't he come into the season hurt? Yeah? Yeah, Like

(23:56):
if you from last year's seat, I was gonna say,
that's how you start. I'm surprised there isn't a little
bit of latitude to go. Well, we had special dispensation
on the rules violation of league policy, because that's what
drew me in.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I was like, ooh, what they do?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh do one of the players like kick a ref
in the nuts? Or because what's the other one who
somebody got fined for like cursing or something? Or it
was Joe l embiid what did he get fined for?
They find him like fifty grand for oh he did
the crotch thing?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah yah yeah yeah. So if it's something like that
on a telegion generation actually crosses nod.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
There you go, don't cross your nuts and don't you can't.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
What can you do?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
You could find if you cross your nuts, you can
find if you're riding the pine television.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Yeah, yeah, I just I don't know, man. I think
it's lame in general, honestly. I mean I could talk
out of both sides of my mouth with the story.
I don't think it's up to the league to be
able to find you for sitting. I do think it's
pretty lame to be able to Like, you watch hockey games, right,
and I get back to back nights, blah blah blah
blah blah. People tell me different game, different athletes, different public.

(25:02):
I mean, you watch a guy get hit in the
face with a ninety five mile an hour slap shot
and still figures out a way to finish out the
period of the shift.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Right.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
That's what Big Bar texted me, though, Like NHL players
don't skip the games, and I just and I again,
as much money, they're trained differently, I understand all of
those things, and I have massive amounts of respect.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
They're also covered in pads, guys, everybody who plays in
the NBA.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
But I mean when you hear things like, oh, they
got to play two nights in a row out of
seven days. I'm like, dude, it's kind of right, you
know what I mean, Like, I don't know, it seems
like you could play.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
But I get it.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
If if that's the way that you manage it, and
that's the way that you keep them healthy is to
rest them, fine, I mean they didn't do that. Like
you talk about guys like Jordan, that's when the Jordan
Lebron argument happens.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Who's better?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
It's all about the time they played, right, Like Lebron's
gonna put up ridiculous numbers, but he didn't play in
the same league that Jordan did.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Right, Right, Like Jordan sports is ass whooped.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
In those games, Like when he was defended, people would
beat the piss out of Michael Jordan, like the hands
that you could put on.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
That's why he was so dehydrated all the time. It's
all beaten on them.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
But you watch how much the game has changed over time,
so eventually things like that. Obviously you're gonna have those
conversations who's better. You know, is Sidney Crosby better than
Wayne Gretzky. No, But if you look at the game.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
That Wayne Gretzky played in versus the game that Sidney
Crosby played. And that's when you have these conversations about
who's the best, who will be the best, it's it's
almost a non conversation. And not comparing apples to apples.
I was gonna say a big percentages apples to oranges. Yeah,
just because the sport is the same doesn't mean it's
being played the same way.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I just think you gotta like the league needs to
stay the hell out of it.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
They I get it right, you want to, Yeah, but
when you're gonna you're gonna find every team because they're
resting their players because you can't make a good schedule.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, but also when you're paying I guarantee the thought is,
we're paying you so much money. You are our property,
right you are and a cog in this machine, and
we need you to do X, Y and Z. Now
the TV thing is weird, But yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I guess I wasn't hip to that whole thing because
I saw the headline. It's like, ooh, I thought it
was gonna be something salacious.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It wasn't. Obviously, Hello, who says hey special Okay, what's
up man?

Speaker 10 (27:35):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (27:36):
I don't know if it's a busy day for you
or not, but you said something in regards to this
a star player.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Does it go in the detail?

Speaker 12 (27:44):
Do you have time to go into a deeper dive
and find out what the NBA or these media congombleans
think of.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
What you mean? What's the criterion for what makes a
star player? But I mean, Sonny, is it TikTok followers?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I think some of these guys are just more high profile.
I think they are producers for the team. I think
it's money. I think it's TikTok. I think it's everything.

Speaker 6 (28:10):
I think, just like the NFL, they assign a dollar
amount to these guys like they know how much. Of course,
they know how much Donovan Mitchell brings in by putting
eyes on. They know more people are going to watch
the Lakers when Lebron is playing than when he's not.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Every player has a value.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Remember just last year, was it Taylor Swift had like
the tenth highest value in the NFL. These guys are
they're very very well aware of what these guys are
bringing in. So when they're sitting out or they're not
on camera as much that does damage the viewership without question, far.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
West that we've explained it all Rob and that makes
me feel good. If you listen to us on iHeartRadio,
you can leave messages for us.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hey, guys to the podcast.

Speaker 13 (29:00):
You're talking about Eagles performing, and my husband and I
saw them at the Romo Fijo a couple of years ago,
and I was stoked because they're one of my favorite
bands of all time. But they were threatening to throw
people out who were on the floor, which we were,
and we were standing up on the floor dancing, witchy
woman getting into it, and we almost got kicked down
and they said unless everybody stands up, we had to

(29:21):
sit down.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
So it was lame.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
I will never get floor seats at the Romo Fijo
ever again.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, but I think you gotta I take your point,
but I think you gotta have. You got to understand
that the experience is kind of tailored to the demographic. Right,
if you go see Eagles, there's gonna be a lot
of people with floor seats sitting down. Of course, sitting down.
I hate alone. I told the story before. Twenty years ago,
I was doing a show at seven Spring Ski Resort

(29:49):
outside Pittsburgh and they gave me tickets that night to
see Eddie Money, who was whatever their venue is out there.
I was doing a show at the Foggy Goggle, which
is the ball there at Seven Springs and whatever the
concert venue is there. Eddie Money was there that night,
and so they go, you want some tickets?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
I go, hell, yeah. So it's me and some friends.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
We got all lit up and we're like in the
second or third row and we're standing up watching Eddie Money.
Everyone behind us is yelling, throwing stuff in my back
to tell us to sit down. I'm like, wait, the
guys up there doing like two tickets of Paradise or whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
The only thing that was missing was the smell of
ribs in the air. And everybody was mad because, yeah,
that's an older crowd, so it's gonna be an older crowd,
by the way, a crowd of Karen's and an Eagles show, right,
So it's like, yeah, I would want to stand up
two And in your brain you go, why the hell
would you get floor seats if you're gonna sit Because

(30:43):
Eagles fans are like sixty five seventy years old, right,
So yeah, that's a a less kind of a lame
experience for her, but I get it.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I wouldn't want that either. And also, how the hell
are you dancing to this song?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Well you can, sway, it doesn't hurt the hips I
met in that demographic, you know, but still see That's
why I am not a huge floor seat fan. I
like to be a few rows off the floor. I
think the vantage point is better if you want to stand.
Eventually everybody is standing. I don't know, there just seems

(31:20):
to be less hassle, but a show like that, you know,
I mentioned sleep Token before. There wasn't anybody sitting down
at floor level at sleep Token, but if you go
to Eagles.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
There's seats. There were seats at Kiss.

Speaker 13 (31:34):
You know.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
We did the upgrade thing with a couple.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I was at the Kiss show with my son, that
Farewell show in Cleveland a couple of years ago, and
we were doing a thing, Hey, upgrade your seats, and
I was looking for people wearing buzzard gear, and I
got a couple of tickets for this couple and we put.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Them in the third row. There were seats at the Kiss.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Show because yeah, that audience is older, they're gonna want
to sit well, when we went and saw they aren't
ready to rock and roll all night and party every day. No,
when we went and saw it, uh, what's his nuts
from Zezy Top Billy Gibbon, Billy Gibbons seated.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I've never seen House of Blue seated. It was seated. Yeah,
nobody stood up, didn't matter what song he was playing.
But it was fun when.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Lemmons sang get up and get your grandma out of here.
Half the venue split cars. Are you bowing up? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Your ride's here, nana.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, all right, Well guys, it's time to go.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
The Allen Cox Show on one seven.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Call the Allen Cox Show. Girls, This is your opportunity
right here. A nice boy, let me tell you.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
That two six seven, eight one double oh seven or
eight one.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Double oh seven?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Does this show up in the eighties week? I'm sure
does Emanent's front with great song.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I know I just scheduled it today, so it's got
to be tomorrow, maybe Sunday, maybe a few times. But
it's when Kenny Jones replaced Keith Moon. I don't know
if that's the first album they do with Kenny Jones.
It was called It's Hard and that was I know
it was the first one. I think the first one
that they did after Keith Moon died, but it was
the last one I think with John atent Whistle. I
think that was right when they kind of, you know,

(33:20):
he said, I'm done.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
You want to talk about guy in a rockstar death?
John ent Whistle a guy that you don't necessarily think
of unless you're like a die hard.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
WHO fan, But that is a dude who went out hard.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
You want to maybe the album is called It's Hard
because because of what John Entwhistle went out.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, you know, I don't. I don't know how much.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Again, I'm just a casual fan of The Who, and
with respect not only to fans of that band and
to you bass players. I am one half of the
rhythm sections as a drummer. I don't know how much
heavy lifting there was for the bass player and the Who,
but I know that he was very highly regarded.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Yea, he went out like a boss. If you listen
to some of his solo tracks of him playing, yeah,
he's doing a lot of lifting.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
You know how Ian Curtis of Joy Division hanged himself
the night before they were set to take over America.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
That's kind of what at Whistle did. I don't think
he meant to. But he was at the hard Rock
in Nevada in his room and.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
He died the night before the Who was going to
kick off their US tour and O two fifty seven,
young guy, just a few years older than me.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
It was an od, wasn't it. Yeah? He took a
stripper to bed and she woke up and he was dead. Yes,
speedball or something.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah, heart attack induced by an undetermined amount of cocaine.
He already had severe cardiovascular disease and usually smoked about
twenty cigarettes a day.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
What's that? Two packs? One pack? Twenty is one pack?
One pack?

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Okay, I mean again, those guys, you make it to
almost sixty, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
That's one hundred and twenty rocks. Who you mean? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:04):
In general, I think any any guy who's in that
life for that long did the guy was what was he?
How old?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
They say he was fifty seventy seven years old, still
taking hookers to bid. Not only that, but it's crazy
to think. Imagine you're the other guys. Imagine you're Kenny Jones,
You're Roger Daltrey, you're Pete Townsend. And they're like, hey,
so excited to kick off this tour and oh John's dead.

(35:35):
He died in the Hooker found him dead. I'm sorry, Stripper, Sorry,
I apologize, Rupie and strip Yeah, I'm sorry. Exotic Dancer.
Yeah not Hooker right now, mind you. Because they had
all those dates booked, they only postponed the tour like
two weeks maybe, yeah, and they got another guy to
play bass.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
That would be a wild tour. Well, and he's not
going to play the same way. He's just gonna keep
you where you need to be with that groove. But
if you listen, like seriously, someday dive in and listen
to John's dry tracks, he was he was incredible, Like
he was a great bassist right now is one of
the best.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
According to his lifestyle Rob he didn't have any dry tracks. Hey, hey, Allan.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
At the Clapton show, we had front row tickets in
the upper section and I was really concerned and one
of these wobbly geezers who was gonna lose their balance
fall through and Mike and Parma, yeah I would too.
You went to the Clapton show, I did, Did you
see any wobbly geezers? I wasn't really paying a whole
lot of attention. Oh, I had had a couple of

(36:42):
nice martinis. Oh, I see, I was by myself. I
was feeling good. Are you in a swite for that show?

Speaker 7 (36:47):
No?

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Oh No, I had a single ticket. I had an
a great seat. It was me and some popcorn and
uh eighty five percent of the show, and I left
right after I had the last song I wanted here.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
One of Rob's favorite songs from Eric Clapton, by the way,
is off the Journeyman album. That's when Rob really started.
It's when I really fell in love with Clapton. Here
really getting into Eric Clapton.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
You'll hear this this weekend. Oh yeah, presenting Yep.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
How about she's waiting pretending anything off of August.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
That's my favorite eighties Clapton is August. We take a look.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
What's beat the ever love and hell out of I
had it on CDN cassette. I love August, Phil Collins,
Tina Turner. Uh just got me right. It's in the
way that you use it. I think was the big
hit off of All Color of Money. Uh, you know,
I don't think that that one's in It can be
if you don't like it. I can later it. No,
it's not for me, it's for everybody. Well, if you

(37:43):
like it, I guarantee somebody else does too. Well, there's
only so many slots to fill over the course of
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Oh I understand.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
How about Forever Man, that's eighty five that is not
in as well? Oh okay, but could be that was
popped Collar era, popped Collar Duster era.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Eric Clapton.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, yeah, again, as discussed, not.

Speaker 6 (38:04):
My favorite class. I know you don't like eighties Eric Clapp.
I don't dislike eighties Eric Clapton. If it was somebody else,
you feel like they're good songs. He was wasting his
god given talents.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I don't even know if it's a waste so much.
He just he's zigged when he should have zagged. He
just I don't know. It's not my favorite. He undeniably
had huge hits in the eighties, though probably some of
the probably his biggest. Yeah, without question.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, but when you listen to this, this is a
good song, right, it's enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I'm having a nice time. Listen.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Man, When you have when you're on stage with Donald
Duck Dunn, Yeah, you can't go wrong. Yeah, but when
you're listening to this and then you decide someday just
to play it up against I don't know, pick a
song from Derek and the Dominoes La, okay, play play
play leyla after this, and then tell me which song

(38:54):
took a little bit more of Eric Clapton's time and
which one demands more of Eric Clapton.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I'm not this crap. Where's our other Laylah? I don't know.
That can't be the only one that's in there. We
play Layelah.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Played Badge by Cream and tell me what Clapton was, right, Like,
that's Clapton to me, that's the rock god, that is
Eric Clapton.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Those way, I'm really blowing my pants off here, Rob.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Any time, guys, any time, anytime, Ginger Baker though, fantastime
you listen to any of these songs, dude, when he
was doing the best of the best Eric Clapton stuff,
and again nothing again, I mean it's fine, I shot
the sheriff.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Okay, cool, great, good stuff, just not my.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Favorite, I don't think, because again I didn't have older
siblings and so I wasn't listening to classic rock with
you know, most of my friends that's how they got
turned onto that stuff when they were younger than your
normal classic rock fan. I guess I didn't get into
Clapton until the eighties, sure, because I heard Forever Man
on the radio. I was like thirteen years old ago.

(40:03):
It's pretty good. And that's so many people's introduction to
Eric Clapton. Yeah, right, and as was mine, Like, I
didn't know all of this stuff until I started to
like listen to more and more stuff my parents had
hanging around. But yeah, of course I would have heard
stuff from August or whatever Eric Clapton album of the eighties.

Speaker 6 (40:20):
And my parents weren't listening to Clapton, and I just
and that's and then I started going like, oh, what's this?
Who's this band? Cream? Who's Derek and the Dominoes. And
then I was like, oh, that's the same guy. Yeah,
Sunshine of Your Love is the same dude that played
She's pretending?

Speaker 10 (40:37):
Yeah, just yeah, dump Boys, Grandpa Johnny Cleveland Heights.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I looked at my rewind I.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
Didn't know the iHeartRadio appingh had that I was in
for sixty three thousand minutes and it was either your
show live.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Or the podcast.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
That's all I use it for I don't listen to
any other radio or any other podcasts.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I got a problem. Boys, I'll tell you what. People
love you.

Speaker 14 (41:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
People are competing with each other, whether they know it
or not. People keep sending me screen grabs.

Speaker 15 (41:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
The end of the year is when all these streaming
services do their year in review or whatever, and the
iHeart app is no different. There's an iHeart rewind for
people who listen, and so people keep sending me the
screen grabs of their listening and they're like, beat this,
beat this, yeah, and so some people are neck and neck.
The person too, beat, I believe is Tom eighty four thousand,

(41:40):
one hundred and fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Man.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
Someone, yes, someone sent me a seventy thousand I had.
That was the highest I had seen. How much was
this one?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
This one was eighty four thousand, one hundred and fifty minutes,
he said.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I drive all day every day for work.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Your show being the most listened to, MMS being the
most listened to. Our friend Rich down in Jacksonville, Florida,
seventy one thousand, one hundred and one minutes.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's fifty eight days. It's crazy, fifty eight days, right, Yeah,
did they do that math?

Speaker 16 (42:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I would have been that number divided by sixty divided
by twenty four right, seventy.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
One, one hundred and one minutes.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
God Rich and Jacksonville also says, please tell Rob my
top artist is Fleetwood Mac. Yeah, mal Cock Show, my
top podcast, MMS, my top station love Fleetwood Mac. So
we do break balls, obviously because we're on the inside
and we talk about the app and whatever. But there's
a lot of people hitting me up, going beat this,
beat this, But Thomas, so far from what people have

(42:39):
sent me out in front eighty four thousand, one hundred
and fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Thank you, Thomas.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Now I got my year in. iHeart rewind Rob. Are
you ready to be blown away?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It told me how many minutes I listened to this show?
How many seventeen seventeen total minutes.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Let's see, I haven't don I didn't even look well,
I don't get high on my own supply. I don't
have looked at the iHeart yet, So well, I see,
I do I listen, like if I'm driving in sometimes
I'll listen back to something we did because like I
like to hear things sometimes as like trying to take
myself out of it, like, did I play?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Did I sound okay there? Well, I do that.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I do a post mortem every night. I'll listen. I'll
kind of scan through and make sure that you know
that it kind of is sounding proper, or you know,
as best it can I guess.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
So I'll do a little bit of that. But how
the hell do you get the thing to work here?
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Every time I tap rewind, it just takes me back
to the main screen. See, this is why I have
a hard time celebrating this app. I love that people
listen for eighty six thousand minutes, but I can't make
the goddamn thing work ever.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, k you.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yeah, it keeps feeding me the Kristin Davis podcast. It's
called Are You a Charlotte?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
It's Kristin Davis.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
She played Charlotte on set in the city. Okay, I
don't watch it, so they're no. I mean I loved
it back in the day. But no, I don't know
where the rewind is. See he gets the thing. I
got it right there. I heart rewrine twenty five. You
tapped the button? Look at it does? Where does it
show up? In that it tapped a little bell at
the top. Bell at the top. Yeah, message center.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It's given me. Are you a Charlotte? I don't know
what that much? This is all I get in my bell? Really? Yeah,
the Chris and Davis podcast. Maybe they know that we
were going to go on the air and talk about
how good it is. Yeah. Well, anyway, maybe it hasn't
served mine up yet. No, mine's done. It's sitting right there.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
I don't know how I like get it though, Like
I just literally I heart rewind twenty five how many
minutes you tuned in for one and twenty four minutes? Okay,
which doesn't sound very good. So I maybe maybe that's
why it's not showing me. Well again, we're doing it
every days. I mean, but the people who are sending
me these and I don't use it. I don't use
it for other stuff, you know what I mean? Like,

(44:54):
I don't they they don't give us the like, hey,
here's the premium thing you can do with all these
other apps.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
So I'm like, okay, well, if I'm gonna pay for it,
you know, like I'm gonna pay for what my kids want.
By the way, there is a guy that I think
you should follow on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
His name is Evan Jacobson. That's his name, that's also
his handle.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
He is about two hundred and fourteen thousand followers, only
one hundred and sixty seven posts, but he posts what
he calls unnecessary sax solos. Now, I don't think there's
any such thing as an unnecessary sax solo.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
But this guy play.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
He inserts saxophone solos that he's playing, just videos of
him playing. He inserts saxophone solos into songs that don't
have them. That's what his thing says, adding sax solos
to songs that don't need them. Now, again, I don't
think there's any such thing as an unnecessary sax solo.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I just followed him.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Oh I wanted to be there. Yeah, it's frigging great.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
There's no such thing as an unnecessary sax solo that
should be in that sweatier the bettier Adam.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
From UH from Parma since in and says he's listened
to WMMS on the app for one hundred and eighty five,
nine hundred and thirty four minutes.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
And you know how he did that.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
He did it because he never turned it off even
when he and his girl were porking in the back
back of the boat.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah yeah, Captain.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Funds floating fandango, here's balls deep, and he still had
the uh he had the podcast on.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
We were the soundtrack for the Bang session. Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
He got himself into some kind of Pavlovian response, Rob
where it only moves if he hears either of our
voices that you're not just rattling clits.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
I hope that's not true. I really hope that's not true.
Adam's nice enough guy. I just don't want to have
that response.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Oh maybe we could parlay that into like custom as
mr for diehard fans of this, you know, Oh, we
just cut things for them.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, get in there and get it. Hi, Yeah, I
get it.

Speaker 7 (47:16):
That's a good job.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Don't forget too Uslet's make it one more time.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah yeah yeah. Quick taps, quick taps. He likes quick.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Taps, adding sax solos to songs that don't need them.
This guy so kind a thing. That's a bad example,
because that's a great song. You could absolutely that's about
Bobby Caldwell song. You ever hear the Bobby Caldwell story.
By the way, No, they were the record label wanted
him to hide it as long as possible that he
was a white guy. Oh yeah, that song what you

(47:44):
Won't Do for Love? Bobby Caldwell is a white guy.
But he had this very he had the kind of voice,
and he was playing the kind of music where he
basically generated this huge R and B audience. So he
would in the early days of his career when he
would open for bigger artists like you do, they would
wait for for him to go out until the very
last minute because the crowd was mostly black. I don't
remember who he was if he opened for Stevie Wonder

(48:06):
or you know, you're talking seventies and early eighties. And
obviously once people heard him, they were blown away and
they didn't care. But they were like, yeah, we're really
trying to keep this on the d L for as
long as we can. Let's see, let me find a
song here. But remember Crystal Waters, the Homeless Lady song. Anyway,

(48:33):
there's no such thing as an unnecessary Sax solo.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
But he's a good follow.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Zombie's pretty good. Here we go. Yeah, but again, that
is a song that that smooth jazzy kind of stuff.
I like it more in a song like Zombie, he's
just kind of taking his liberties with Here's a song
that doesn't have a sax.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
But if you're saying they don't need them, gotta love
shad Day too. Man, Do you you.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Don't like sho No, I'm kidding. I love Shade. I
took a date to see Shah Day. Remember the band
Digable Planets, Yeah, okay, nineteen ninety one New Year's Eve.
It was Shaw Day and Digable Planets at the Airy
Crown Theater in Chicago at McCormick Place. For people who

(49:26):
know where that is. It's a huge convention center that
used to have a music venue. I don't know if
the Airy Crown Theater is still there, but I took
a date there on New Year's Eve to see sha
Day and Diggable Planets. And I was like, if I
don't get laid after this, something is wrong?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Was something wrong? Yes? I did not get laid. How
do you not get laid after a shad Day content? Hey,
your guess is as good as mine.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
I mean Diggible Planets I could see. Okay, maybe that's
not going to get you any but shaw.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Day Diggable Planets was great too.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Yeah, but not that's not like show Day's on a
everyone's bone.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
No, I know, So it didn't happen for me.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
What was the big by the way, that's a me problem,
not a her problem, because clearly Shoddy was smooth operator.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah I know. But there was one that was on
every version of Boner Jams.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
I made.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Oh, no ordinary love from the Yeah yeah yeah, by
your Side, by your Side was that was on God
Sweetest Taboo.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Volume one through seventy five of Boner Jams had by
your Side on it.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah, and look up shade. Now she still looks amazing,
does I know? Yeah? Do you remember buy your Side?
Of course, that's a that's a jam right there.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Boy, Now that's one that if I heard it right,
that's probably a Pavlovia.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
We're gonna make it move.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
I'm just gonna sit here by your side. This isn't
like the sexiest shot day. Just telling you it was
on every single I'm not saying there were others. Uh,
The Sweetest Taboo was on there. No Ordinary Love was
on there. This is the one because it's Robert Redford
dipping intoto me more is that no ordinary love.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, from indecent area. Pull on, I can't get up.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Your love is king, I can't get up for a minute.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Kiss a light. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Anyway, you did not get laid after about I don't
know how that's possible, strange brew.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
You must have been serving up some weird stuff man
to me, Yeah, not being able to get laid after
a shot a show.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I didn't have any game until I got into this business,
and then I didn't need game.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I had no game, you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
But the game you were already You already had her
at the show. That's what I thought, if you'll pardon
the I thought it was front loading the whole evening
right New Year's Eve? I mean, yeah, we made out
a little big of the New Year's Eve. Did you
try to like take her out before shot played? Where
you're like, we just saw diggable planets. I just heard
Jimmy digging cats, and I am ready Jimmy digging cats. No, no, no,

(52:00):
all right, and trying to help you.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
No and nothing.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
We weren't together very long after that, so I think Rob,
in retrospect, she probably used me for a very entertaining
and expensive New Year's Eve, Hey, honey, some people.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Don't want to be alone on New year'sy honey, we
just heard cool like that. You want to go make
out the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I'm cool like that, I'm chill like that, I'm fresh
like that, I dope like that, I worked in I'm
hard like that.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
And she didn't take the hint. So can we leave?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Let me get at me here. We gotta take the
bus in this part of town. You don't want to
get on the bus after midnight.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
So the Elen Car Show on one hundred seven, some
people say our country is more divided than ever, but
don't ask him.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
He sucks it. Mad Alan Cox on.

Speaker 9 (52:54):
One hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
This was a Jeopardy answer the other night.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
They had some holiday category and the question was who
is jose Feliciana or it was Falise not Vidad. I
guess it's pretty easy because he just, you know, dropped
out a couple of lyrics.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
But did you watch last nights? I did not.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
My daughter had her holiday went right there.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
I fired of the VCR.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I had had my t though hend rewind uh no,
we and there were a lot of people who got
a little nervous too, because we did dip out early
last night, and I don't call out of attention to it.
Who cares if you do play a best of segment
at the end. But I wanted to get out of
here to make it to my kid's program. So it
was nothing any more sinister than that. But no, I
did not see Jeopardy last night. I tied my daughter

(54:11):
to d Q after the program. So your boy had
a Snickers and Heath bar blizzard for dinner?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Did you save it? Did you save half of it
for today? I didn't think I was going to eat
all of it.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
My kid is pretty, you know, she describes herself as reasonable,
and she just a chip off the old block.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
She just wanted a vanilla and chocolate squirrel cone. She's brilliant.
That's right, that's the bop, that's the move.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
And she sitting there and on either side of the table,
and she wanted to eat it there. And I got
a medium Snickers and Heath Blizzard and I look at
it and I go, there's no way. But first of all,
I like, I'm not a huge saucer guy, melts too
fast or whatever. But I did not think I was

(54:58):
going to eat that whole thing. To your point, I
literally thought I was going to get through half of
it and be like, all right, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I ate the whole thing. Awesome. They're great when they're
making I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
I didn't even really feel that bad about myself because
she did a good job at the show. She wanted
to go to d Q, I said, absolutely, So she
tried to keep the whole thing under her hat. Were
there any surprises for you?

Speaker 6 (55:18):
I know you said that, like she wasn't telling you
what songs they were doing.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
No, there were no big no. I think she was
just being kind of coy about the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I think she was just kind of being cheeky. She's like,
I'm not going to tell you.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I'm like, okay.

Speaker 6 (55:32):
I remember though, when when Callie was still doing that stuff,
she would always tell me the same thing, like, oh,
we can't tell you, and then she there would be
a surprise in there.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
There'd be a Beatles song or something that.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
And I would always mess with her too because she'd
be practicing in the shower.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
You so these were songs that they all created themselves.
Oh wasn't like Sander Cushion.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Oh wow? Yeah, this is a whole. Every year, it's
a whole. I guess I misunderstood what you were saying
in the beginning, the student created thing.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
I knew they had some feedback, I didn't realize that
was the whole thing. So they're writing and producing and
all that.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
I think there's a I think maybe some of the
lyrics have been written by somebody else. These are not
like fourth grade lyrics, you know, so they are following
along to somebody else's writing, but a lot of it
is kind of their own thing. But again, my daughter
does not seek the spotlight. Now I didn't as a
kid either, at least not. I was trying to be

(56:25):
class clown. But that's because you know, I would finish
all my school stuff and then I'd be bored, so
I'd be trying to make other people laugh. That's what
got me in trouble. But so far, my daughter does
not seek the spotlight like that. She doesn't like to
be the center of attention, and so I think she
was just kind of being coy about the whole thing.

(56:45):
I interrupted you though you were talking about something else,
talking about Jose Feliciano and DQ and all that, and
it was there was something about him, but I don't
remember all the Jeopardy Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I was so excited.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
I thought, I never get Final j pretty right out
of one hundred times, maybe twice, I'll get it right.
I was convinced I had it right, like it's tobacco.
And then I saw all three of them tobacco, tobacco, tobacco,
all three of them are wrong.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Wow, And I was like, damn it for what I was.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
I was so excited thinking that I finally had one
right and they tricked them all.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Anytime the answer seems too easy for me, I always
assume it's wrong.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I always assume I'm wrong. Yeah, I Final Jeopardy. I'm always,
always terrible at I do better in Final Jeopardy than
I do in the body of the game. Do you
really Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Oh see, I know what I mean, because sometimes I'm
amazed at how I won't say easy, But sometimes I'm
amazed at how more obvious Final Jeopardy seems to me.
And maybe it's I'm sure it's coincidental.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
But yesterday's Final Jeopardy category Supreme Court of the nineteenth century,
and I was like, I'll wager one dollar.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Well also, but the people on that show. They live
in that sandbox. But if you show him a picture
of an actor, they have no idea who it is, right,
they're full on nerds. You know Mesopotamian Mesopotamian forms of government?
Oh yes, I know that one. They're like, who's this guy?

(58:22):
He slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
M boy, no idea? Is it Denzel Washington?

Speaker 14 (58:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
And that's very racist. I say, yeah, no, there isn't.
Not that guy.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
A couple of weeks ago, there was a dude that
was like slaying through nineties, like a nineties hip hop category,
and I was like, well, this guy's on all right.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
And he did not seem like the usual suspect either.
You saw it.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Yeah, he was like yeah, he was like a you know,
normal looking, like younger white dude like me, Like he's
slaying through through a nineties hip hop.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
But then you'll have three people that you know that
are millennials or maybe early thirties, and they whiffed on
a Beastie Boys question. So boy, Rob just goes to
show you how crazy life is.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Double Jeopardy. I was crushing. I thought I had the end.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
It felt so good. Yeah, you were setting yourself up
for success.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Uh huh. This is the time of year We've mentioned.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
This is the time of year that all of the
dictionary they do it a couple times a year, but
I take most notice of when, like the dictionaries go,
this is our word of the year, like an Oxford
Dictionary is a word of the year. There is a
language learning app called Babel. You've heard commercials yea Babbel
and Babel put out a thing not to be undone.
Babel put out a thing saying that they, along with

(59:46):
a company that does closed captioning, released a list of
the words that most people struggle with pronunciation.

Speaker 17 (59:53):
Now.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
The thing is, a lot of these are like proper names.
So I was looking for like regular words that people
did no. Right, Yeah, they're like, oh, people have a
hard time with zorn, mom, Donnie the guy who was
just elected mayor of New York Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I go, okay, well, but that's a that's like a
proper name, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Yeah, if you asked me his name, I could tell you.
If it was written out, I might have to go.

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
Gee.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
They say people mispronounced louve it's louvra, And I go, yeah,
if you're friendship is, but nobody here says louvra. It's
like when people say, no, tre Dame, where'd you go
to college?

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
No, tre Dame? Okay, I get what you're doing, and
you are correct.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
You know. People used to give me a hard time
about that because they'd be like, well, this is how
it's pronounced, but I just sounded like a jag off.
So sometimes, yeah, sometimes you gotta level it out. La
boo boo. You know what la boo boo is? Yes,
who's mispronouncing la boo boo. It's like it's pretty phonetic
spelled l a b u b u seems it seems
pretty phonetic. Lib lib munjaro the GLP one. Yeah, it's

(01:00:58):
mound Jarrow like mountain, Yeah, mount Jarrow. Okay, okay, I
wouldn't have Yeah, thanks for clearing that up. Back a
seed of minifin President pudding brains had trouble with the
seat of miniphon. By the way, the FDA will be notifying.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
What huh, what huh? What huh? What huh?

Speaker 18 (01:01:29):
The FDA will be notifying physicians at the use of
I said, well, let's see how we say that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
I said, an yeah, well done. Dummy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Remember he tried to pronounce Yosemite. Remember first time around?
When are you still pretending you cared like public wetlands
and things like that? National park guys widening amazement as
old faithful bursts into the sky when they gaze upon your.

Speaker 18 (01:01:56):
Semites, your semnites, towering sequoias.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
What elderly man has never heard of? Yosemite, by the way,
or Aceta minifhin?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Yo semites?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Are yo semites? Anything like anti Semites? Because I love them?
Said Trump? Oh God, you moron a catea menaphin. Yeah, again,
that feels like something people have heard referred to for
a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
You might look at it and kind of stumble over it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
But you know, but a lot of these babbel put
out this thing and they were like, oh, these are
the I'm like, yeah, but a lot of these are
like proper names, And you got to give people. It's
not like there are common words that people are slaughtering
out there. And who outside of New York was really
paying attention to Zorn Mamdani. I mean, obviously mayor of

(01:02:48):
New York is an influential person, right, Most people in
that state consider the mayor of New York to be
more influential than the governor of New York. But I'd
certainly understand if people weren't pronouncing it properly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, I would say he definitely has more power as
the mayor of New York than me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
And are people gonna say louver? No over here? There
was a break in at the Louver? Noh, the Louver?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Alex Murdaw, that attorney. Yeah, they've done his wife and
his son. They've done four hundred documentaries and versions of
that guy's story. His name is A L. E. X Murdaw,
and they go, let's pronounce Alec. That's not Alec, Alec Baldwin. Yeah, Murdoc. Okay,

(01:03:37):
but who's gonna know that?

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
I lost interest after the first one, and I just
stopped caring him, Like, Okay, I get it, we know
what he did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I didn't really pay attention to it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
I saw one thing on Dateline I think when the
story first was happening, and I'm like, oh, so he
took his kid out on a boat or there was
something on Hulu or Netflix there. Yeah, they've done a
bunch of them. I watched Stramer has done their own
version of it. And I mean even if you're paying
a little bit of attention, your brain goes, oh, this
guy was hiding like a financial thing, which I think

(01:04:11):
is what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
I'm back on the Forensic Files. That's like if I'm
going to watch dumb TV, just sit there and watch
TV that goes on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I'm really bummed out because I have satellite radio in
my car and they got rid of the channel that HLN.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
It used to be called Headline News.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Yeah, they were the ones that run the NonStop Forensic Files,
and that used to be a channel on satellite and
they took it away. And so like on long road trips,
I would literally just listen to Forensic Files.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I wonder if you could just like type it in
as a podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
I listened to Dateline my whole trip basically to Virginia
with Cally. When she would fall asleep, I'd put that
on and just kill two hours.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
The amazing thing to me is as many episodes of
Forensic Files as I've seen, I don't think I've ever
seen the same one twice. Oh I have.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I just went through a stretch where I've seen like
every single one that I put on, the same thing
happened with unsolved mysteries oddly, like there's an Unsolved Mysteries channel,
and I remembered seeing those.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Episodes when I was a kid.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
I watched a lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Well, my wife she's uh ten years behind me, but
I mean she was like I loved unsolved mysteries as
a kid. I go, I didn't because they tell you
there's no they're unsolved.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Still, I like when they solve.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Them forensic files in thirty minutes, crime punishment solve you
know what I mean? Well, you never knew if you
were going to get the update, the Robert Stack update
at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Oh is that right? They'd be like, and to this
day he's missing, And then you'd be like, do do
do do do?

Speaker 8 (01:05:35):
Do?

Speaker 7 (01:05:35):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Do do? Update? Oh? Really?

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
After this show aired, Sandusky, Ohio found Robert Jones hiding
out in a Burger King bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Oh so sometimes they were solved, yep. Oh I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
They never knew they weren't. It wasn't like it was
a yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
You had to wait to find out if there was
a day new mall uh huh wow, oh great, Oh well,
maybe I will get into it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I Loverobert Stack too, man, like I could host anything.
They had him and was that? Was that Orgasmo or
was that?

Speaker 10 (01:06:07):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
I just remember his himball he was in basketball. Yeah,
I remember him playing against type in Airplane. Oh yeah,
you know like Leslie Nielsen was. He was so funny
because he was a dramatic actor. I think Robert Stack
was the same way he was in the There was
a show way back called The Untouchables.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Yep, before they made the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
They had a TV show that like Desi and Lucy made,
and Robert Stack got famous from that. But then to
another generation they only knew him from Unsolved Mysteries, wearing
his trench coat walking in an alley made it was
a Kramer in Airplane. Yeah, Robert Stack, he's been dead

(01:06:47):
for like twenty years now. No, never got into unsolved mysteries.
I just like forensic files. Well, I've got some poop news.
I know we did recently. You know, it just keeps
coming through. Scott sent me an email with an attachment
al and I got one of those Coli guard boxes.

(01:07:09):
I gotta ship it off to find out if I
have butt cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Oh I did one of those three am.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
I just dropped it off at the UPS in Streetsboro.
So my box of Pooh is sitting on the counter
at Staples, and he's I always think of the people
who receive those boxes, right, because if you really pay attention,
you know what they are. Yes, and obviously they're they're
they're in multiple layers of containment, but at the very

(01:07:40):
core is a Pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Yeah. I did this years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
That's how I ended up getting a colonoscopy, because I
figured it would come back and be like, dah, you're fine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Oh, it's all good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
And it didn't came back, and they go, we're not
saying there's something, but you should get a checked.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I think that's what they do most of the time,
so I do.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
So you think it's just kickback for proctologists.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
No, oh, I know, but I think I think if
there's anything that could air on the side of this
should be checked, they're going to click the box that
says this should be checked. I see, And especially if
you're at a certain age, I think the last thing
they want is yeah, you're good, and then you drop dead.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Oh I see. Yeah, but they're indemnified.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
It's not that I'm sure the fine print is like, hey, listen,
we got nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
We're just a facilitator.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
So I still don't understand fully how that works. Are
you are you putting a full turd in it? Or
are you just like are you taking a little like
scrape sample.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
You are taking as I recall, you're taking a scrape sample.
It has like this little harness that you put on
the toilet seat and if you sit down you do
your business. Yeah, and you take some and you put it,
you put it in a in like a vial, and
then you mix it with this solution. It's all there.
It's idiot proof. I mean, they tell you do this,

(01:08:55):
do this, do this, do this, and then seal it up.
And that's you know, you're not just throwing a turn
in a box.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
That's kind of what I thought originally was like you
were just putting it in like a bag and sending
it off. No, but there, so it is basically like
a science it's sent very scientifically.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Absolutely, it goes directly to a lab. Yeah, and then
you so.

Speaker 6 (01:09:13):
Then no one has to deal with a turd there.
It's all held in like a like a vial or
something good. All right, can you imagine that job?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
You're just opening boxes and poop.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Unboxing like, oh boy, this guy had corn. This sucks.
This guy used corn as a timer. Yeah, slow down
on the peanuts, Charles.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
We have a new leader, by the way, and the
iHeart rewind here. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
I got an email from Brian who tuned in for
one hundred and eight thirty nine minutes. I think that's
still less than the Adam right, Adam was one eighty five.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Four crazy God almighty. Anyway, Scott, best of luck.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
I know you left your Pooh at the ups uh
and it's probably by now well on its journey.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Just hear it rolling around in the box.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Yeah, but again, if you're working at that lab, that's
what you're getting all day long because these are these
are labeled boxes. It says right in the side col
of guard and so they know what it is. And
I'm sure obviously they probably contract out to one or
two labs maybe regionally. There's probably not one national center
where it all shows up. They're just stacked up top.

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You know, there's another shipman coming in.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Mike and Parmis's worst episode of Bill Nye The Science
Guy ever?

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Yeah, what's in the box?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Already know what's in the box. You already know. I
pooped my pants, I ate too much corn.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Yeah, so so yeah, I went in and colonoscopy and
they didn't find anything. But I mean, I'm due for
my four year checkup or whatever it is, and so
I need to get on that because they did drop
the age too, right. It used to be like fifteen up.
But they're always it's always a sliding scale. I don't

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know how they come to those conclusions. But now they're like, oh, yeah,
when you're fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Well, if you have family history and stuff, they start
too early.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Right, which I don't. But listen, what's the downside. Nothing
and there's nothing to it. That's why, like I've had people,
nothing's going in my ears. It's so good. Like, dude,
first off, it's medicine, has nothing sexual about it. That's
the furthest thing from sex that you could possibly imagine
when you have that procedure done. But I gotta tell you, man,

(01:11:39):
it is the easiest thing you could possibly do to
guarantee you're okay.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
You go to sleep for eleven minutes, you come out
and they go, yeah, you don't have cancer. I'll see
in five years. There's nothing easier than that procedure.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I didn't even go to sleep. Yeah, I know you
said you it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
They twilighted me. Yeah, I was awake the whole time.
I was watching the monitor. I was watching the camera
in my guts.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
I don't want I don't want twilight. I want to
be none. Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
On one hundred point seven.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Hello, We're glad you're here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
If you need assistance or just have a question, as
those kids will be glad to help you anytime.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Call the Alan Cox Show two one.

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
Sixty five seven eight one double O seven or one
eight one double O seven.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Because our buddy Jared Leto and his brother Shannon, they're
in a little rock and roll band rob called thirty
Seconds to Mars. Maybe you've heard of them. They are
performers of some renown. This was off the first album,
so probably.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
One of that first thirty Seconds Mars record come out
probably twenty twenty five years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
It's called Edge of the Earth. Okay, that's a band
I never got into.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
I liked the first album and then a subsequently this
is kind of like a spacey rock kind of thing,
and yeah, I really like the first album, and then
you know, they got a little more like Queen or
muse or something. They're fine, though, but that's another guy
who if you see thirty seconds to Mars Live, it
will come as no shock to you to find out

(01:13:17):
that Jared Letto is very dramatic, very dramatic, kind of
like to the point where if you've ever seen them live,
you're like, the guy's kind of a dick to people,
Like he's because he's so intent on getting the crowd
all riled up that he'll like chastise the security guys
for you know, making sure that people don't ryot up front.
And it always seems like maybe that's not good form to, like,

(01:13:40):
you know, publicly give the security guys a hard time,
like those guys are trying to make sure that people
don't get hurt. Anyway, I was thinking about Edge of
the Earth because Columbia Sportswear Company is ready to They
have made an offer. They will give the entire company

(01:14:02):
to anybody who can prove that the Earth is flat,
you know, flat earthers, who again I contend nobody truly
believes that the Earth is flat. It's kind of a
money making opportunity for grifters to take advantage of.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
People who are a little touched in the head.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
But the Tim Boyle is the CEO over there of
Columbia Sportswear, and he says, I will give the entire
company to anyone who can send me unequivocal proof from
the edge of the earth, bring back proof that the
Earth is flat.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
I am Tim Boyle.

Speaker 18 (01:14:35):
I'm the CEO here at Columbia Sportswear. And this message
is for flat earthers. You guys claim there's.

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
An end to the earth.

Speaker 18 (01:14:43):
We'll just go snap a picture, send it to us,
and you get the assets of the company, all of it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
No paperwork, no lawyers, no catches on Tim, there is
some paperwork. Hey, we're giving you all this, this and
all that.

Speaker 18 (01:15:00):
Hey, flat earthers, do me a favor. Could going to
the edge of the earth wear Colombia.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
You'll need it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Were those the commercials where the guy's mom was in them?
Or was that Patagonia. There's one of these outdoor They
had a whole campaign where these outdoor wear companies where
they were like, oh, this is Marge, she's the mom,
and they put her on top of a mountain, and
of course she was nice and comfy and safe because
she was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Wearing there their outerwear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
I don't remember if that was Columbia or not, So
anyone who can prove. Now this is a call to
arms for the flat earthers. You could own the Columbia
Sportswear Company. Now, he does go on to point out

(01:15:45):
some things that should be self evident. But you know,
he goes, if you're on a cliff top in Seattle,
that's not the edge of the earth. If your buddy
Dave legally changes his name to Edge, that doesn't count either.
And so he's like, you will have the full assets

(01:16:05):
of this company. So again, the earth isn't flat. However,
I'd like to see where this goes. I think the
fine princess, like you get one hundred grand or something.
Obviously the company's worth a hell of a lot more
than that. Yeah, it's worth about three billion dollars. But

(01:16:26):
it's not like they're gonna have to cough up anything either.
I don't know where the loophole would be.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Hey, Scott, Hey, what's going on on? How are you man?
I'm good man good?

Speaker 11 (01:16:40):
Uh, you know, I'm just circling back around. I know
I'm kind of beating a dead Horse on the subject.
But you're talking about Sleep Token. I'm a big metal head.
Fifty percent of what I listened to is all you know,
like trash stuff, not all that good stuff. But have
you ever heard their other band, which is Token Grass.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
They like, Uh, I've heard of them.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
I thought that it was a different band they do
like they do like country covers or something.

Speaker 11 (01:17:09):
No, No, it's Sleep Token and they do all their
songs only bluegrass.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Huh. I had no idea this existed.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I mean, it's it's it's it's not the same band.
It's not the guys in Sleep Token. I think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
I would be very surprised if that were the case.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
It sounds like somebody who is trying to capitalize on
the popularity of them and just doing their songs like
like on the guitar or something. But I'll take you
work for it. I haven't I've heard of them. I
haven't heard.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Them, so.

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
Give it a listen. I wasn't trying to get on
the radio. I just thought it was kind of funny.
I heard guy to work with turned me on to
it about three months ago, and I'm like, get the
hell out of here, he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
No that's them. So maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:17:56):
Check it out, but it's definitely all the sleep Token
songs blue grass.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Right well, I guess you have to like them and bluegrass.
I mean you might.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
You might be oh for too with a lot of
people there. But okay, thank you man, hey, right on,
have a good weekend, you too.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Take care.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
I don't know if I need blue grass token covers.
I think I'm probably okay. I guarantee you it's not them.
I mean, these guys are probably way too busy to
be doing anything like this. No, it's a guy in
like a fake mask or something. Anyway, I don't quite

(01:18:41):
understand the point of that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
But okay. The album is called Hoe down In Yeah day,
were you asleep? Token fan?

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
He loves them good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
You cheered very loud for them when you saw them,
didn't you. You just sort of yelled in the back. No,
what were you saying? Dave did?

Speaker 8 (01:19:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Yeah, whoa, whoa? He really did? Like he loves where's
the one I like? There it is?

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
That's mine? Yeah, that's a good one. I got another
email from Brock. Remember Brock, here's our bureau chief in Cumberland, Maryland.
He's the guy who records his farts flatuo log flat youlog,
and occasionally we'll send us some Yes, thank you, brock
uh he sent me his iHeart rewind screen grab one

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hundred and seventy three thousand, two hundred and thirty one minutes.
He's close in twenty twenty five. So thank you for
your service. And by the way, thank you for whatever
you feel compelled to send us unsolicited.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I might add, is he the one yelling at his
kid to knock it off?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
I don't think so. Okay, I don't think so. Oh,
that's not the one someone is yelling. He doesn't yell
the kids asking him stuff. Oh yeah, you know that's
the that's the ten gun salute. Okay, yeah, it's like
shut up.

Speaker 16 (01:20:17):
M m.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
H m hm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
You know what I never noticed about the vision.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
The kid like up on a credenza and he's just
like almost ready to fall on the guy's recording his farts.

Speaker 6 (01:20:31):
But you can, actually I never noticed before until this
time you've played that, and you've played this a million times,
you can hear the kid run into the room. So
from the other room he sees his father farting into
a phone, and the little kid comes in to see
what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
And the Dad's like, not gonna shut up. I mean,
if you see that, you kind of have to come in,
don't you listen? You here his little foot watch do
you hear?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Oh boy, yeah, yeah, dad's ripping farts into a phone.
Why well rob the floors of those double wides. You
know they're a little lobby. You never know what kind
of structural defects you're dealing with.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
But no, wow, good ears, I hadn't heard that. Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I hate to hear about any old person that gets
scammed because they think they're in love with a celebrity. Well,
rather they think that the celebrity is in love with them.
It's probably not very difficult to have a parasocial relationship
with a celebrity. That's why that was word of the
year over there at Oxford or one of those dictionaries.
And we've talked about the woman not long ago who

(01:21:39):
gave hundreds of thousands of dollars to Brad Pitt. Yeah,
or the woman who gave a lot of money to
Liam Neeson because he needed fuel for his helicopter to
get off an island. And again my question is always
how the hell are these old people sitting on that
much money, but I don't know their circumstances. They might
have had some pay that might have been a dead

(01:22:01):
spouse's life insurance policy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Who knows.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
You hate to think of anyone's life savings going to
some scammer. But there's a sucker born every minute. A
woman was conned out of about eighty thousand dollars by
someone who said that he was Jason Momoa.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Oh good, yeah, imagine that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
You think that she's like the guy from Stargate SG one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
Oh my god, that Jason Momoa. Well he's a good
looking man, right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
A woman who did not want to be identified, so
they call her Jane. She said that they just got
to talking on Facebook, just got to talking on Facebook.
She didn't want her face on camera, didn't want her
real name. And you can certainly understand. I always wonder
what the point of people doing these kinds because they

(01:22:59):
always say, I'm telling my story so that other people
don't fall prey to this. But there are a lot
of dummies, and there are a lot of lonely people.
It's a little aggressive to call them dummies, but I
mean they're lonely, right, And that's the sad part. But
you telling your story, far as I can tell, isn't

(01:23:19):
stemming the tide of any of these lonely people with
money giving it over to celebrities or who they think
are celebrities. And I'm always equally amazed. And it must
be out of embarrassment. They don't ever ask anyone anything,
like they don't tell a family member.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
It must be out of embarrassment.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
They're like, oh, I'm talking to Jason Momoa, because when
these stories come out, their family members always like Jesus Christ, mom,
it's not Jason Momoa. I was talking to a family
from Calli's lacrosse team on our trip and this was
in Virginia.

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
In Virginia, and this dude's mom had just been captaining Jesus.
Who would she thinks she was talking to? Just that
they showed a picture. It was like a guy who
said he was a military dude.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Oh not even a celebrity, Nope, just a good looking
just a good looking deep and you could really, I mean,
all you have to do is look at the picture
once and sort of see what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
By the way, AI is going to make this one
hundred times, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yes, yeah, because if you're looking at a static photo
and you're just.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Talking back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
And that's one thing when these people start to see
very realistic, moving pictures of Jason Momoa or you know well.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
And in this case, it was just thankfully she said
something when she did, and they looked at it and
they were like, oh, no, no, that's not no, that
that's fake.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
This is this is you're being catfished. No, no, I'm not.
He loves me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Also, the kids of these people, if they have them,
are always pissed too, because they just blew off.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
They just blew through their inheritance right. Thankfully, I don't
think they took her for a lot of dough.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
I think they were able to sort of contain it
before it happened. You know, Jane was talking to Jason
Momoa Facebook. He asked if I'd seen his films and
I said yes, and then he asked me to move
on to what's app of course, because it's encrypted and
it's safer because he's a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
And I'm about to send you some filthy images.

Speaker 19 (01:25:15):
Mama.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
Yes, have you seen my movies like Aquaman or The
Fast and the Furious or Minecraft.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Yes, I've seen all those.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Yes, I'm eighty and I went to see a minecraft
movie an Aquaman, so.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
She said.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
The account looked real. It was all very clever, and
soon she was talking to people. It wasn't just Jason
Momoa as she was talking to. She was talking to
his agent and his lawyer, and representatives at his bank,
and even his daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Because it takes a village. Yeah, you know, you figure.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
That means that she had to have asked a couple
of questions, so they had to call in the troops.
If we got this lady in the hook. He's not
exactly buying it, she said. They manipulated me and I
lost around eighty thousand dollars. That was money from an inheritance.
And of course, wait for it. I feel stupid, but
I hope by me speaking it can help others. Again,

(01:26:18):
it's not going to help other people. Nope, there isn't
one person who's ever seen one of these stories and
been in the same situation. I thought, well, maybe I should.
Jane thought she was building a romantic relationship with the
Aquaman star, speaking to him daily on WhatsApp. He'd put
me in touch with other people who he said were

(01:26:39):
his management, and it was bank managers or lawyers. The
first request for money was to pay for flights to
travel to meet him. He said he'd pay, but then
something gets screwed up, so I needed to pay, but
the tickets never materialized. Then it was presence for his

(01:27:01):
She was talking to somebody who she thought was his
fifteen year old daughter.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Yeah, because Jason Momoa definitely can't afford to get his
kidney gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Yeah, I wonder what he was telling her. I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
My divorce with Lisa Bunet just gutted me financially. I'm
gonna need I'm living in a studio apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
I mean I can't even get my daughter Christmas gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
Oh, I got a twenty six inch television twenty six
inch something.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Next was a.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Bizarre request involving a supposed battle between Momoa and his
ex and having to show documentation.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Of some kind.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
The fake Jason Momoa told this woman that he was
fighting his ex wife for the house, and he said
we needed a marriage certificate to keep the house, so
she paid for a fake marriage certificate.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Jesus. She said she eventually became suspicious after.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Transferring thousands of dollars when getting nothing in return. When
I spent eighteen thousand dollars, she thought, you're the one
with all the money. You're supposed to be the celebrity,
but it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Took eighty grand boys.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Yeah, she got that, she said, because all the people
that were pretending to be other people promised they would
have returned the money. But that, you know, because they go, wow,
we need this money to release the funds or whatever
it is. There's so many things at play with these things, right,
it's very lonely people, exactly, and it's people who don't
clearly understand how like banking works or anyway. So yeah,

(01:28:30):
she said, I just kept sending the money, and she
was of course told not to tell anybody what had
been going on. And you need to figure out to
something like this, Boy, you're never going to trust anybody again,
any person you meet, even in real life, you're going
to be.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
And when these celebrities find out about this stuff, they're
always like that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
But you know, ain't me.

Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
What did you write?

Speaker 6 (01:28:59):
It could have a check, Momoa could have been like, hey,
here's a check for Ady Grant, just right, keep it quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Maybe he is fighting Lisa Benet for the house. I
don't know about what he's doing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
I mean, he's making movies like Minecraft because he needs
the dough. Nobody wanted to be in that movie except
Jack Black. Yeah, so she said.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
The moral of the story is, don't pay anyone online
who you don't know, especially if they say that Jason
Momoa pretty good. That's a good lesson to learn. If
you don't know someone, let me get a pen here.
Don't know somebody online, don't send them money.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Rob, you got it?

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Yeah, I got it. I gotta take a break. I'm
gonna send my buddy Jared Leto twenty five thousand dollars
because he is trying to get his guitar collection out
of customs.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundreds of It, We
now returned to something barely words.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Your time already in progress. The whole thing is pointless.
The Cox Show on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
One hundred point seven w MMS. You you always forget

(01:30:31):
that these were like actual songs, yep, but before they
got licensed for a TV show that would go on
to be a legendary television show.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Iconic.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Yeah, the rembrands I'll be there for you like it
was one of their songs. On one of their albums,
and then it became the theme for Friends and on
down the line. The Alabama three was the band that
had a song called Woke Up this Morning and went
to the Sopranos. They caught that very last Remember the
monkeys that got out in Louisiana off that truck. Yes,

(01:31:04):
And they initially said, oh, their aids monkeys, or they
have COVID or you know whatever. People took the clickbait
and ran with it and they killed two of them.
The one guy like blew them away, fired a couple
of rounds at him. One lady shot it in her
backyard right yep. Another guy knocked one out of a tree.
I think he had a shotgun and fired it and

(01:31:24):
knocked it right out of a tree. They got that
last monkey and they sent it from Louisiana all the
way to an animal refuge in Forked River, New Jersey,
the Popcorn Park Animal Refuge.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
What a cute name, rob Popcorn.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Popcorn Park took the last surviving monkey from the crash.
The Rhesus macaq now named Forrest, is one of the
twenty one monkeys that was in that truck when it crashed.
This was right before they thanks Giving. Sorry, right before Halloween.
It was on its way to a testing facility in

(01:32:04):
Florida from Tulane in New Orleans. So I think people
maybe inferred from that that these were monkeys that were
carrying all manner of whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
But because you know, people freak out.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
They were people said that they feared for their lives
and they were a danger to the public or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Full of crap.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Now whatever, I listen, if I saw a monkey, I would, yes,
I would call somebody to I wouldn't just open fire
on it. But you know, a lot of gun owners
rob everything's an emergency immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Who knows.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Anyway, he is at the Popcorn Park Animal refuge now
out there in New Jersey. They said that he couldn't
return to the research program because he spent so much
time outside.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Just think about what they're saying there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
By the way, we can really only use these monkeys
if they never see the light of day. Yeah, they
have to be so used to being inside in a
laboratory environment that once they get outside and breathe some
fresh air, they're no use to us anymore. Drill holes
in that monkey's head anymore. It's been outside. Oh, it's

(01:33:15):
been contaminated. He's outside of a laboratory environment, which, you know,
it makes logical sense, but it's also kind of strange too.
So anyway, that last monkey that they've now named Forrest,
I don't know what his given name was, but he's
got a hole there in his nose. Wrong, he's got

(01:33:35):
I don't know if that is a feature of the
Reesus macaque, but he's now they're in uh Forked River,
New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
The very last monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
By the way, speaking of New Jersey, we've got our
buddy Bill, our bureau chief there in South Jersey. Shout
out to him and everybody in that region because Jersey City,
New Jersey, has been named the top Christmas spot in
the United States. I don't know how this happened, but

(01:34:09):
right across the river from New York there, you know,
they just lit the tree in Rockefeller Center the other night. Yeah,
it was a live telecast. Did you watch any of that? No,
I knew the answer as I was asking it. But
for the purposes of you know, sure, they had I
think a Riba McIntyre I think was hosting it. And

(01:34:30):
it's a big to do when they light the tree
there in Rockefeller Center.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
You know how much I can't miss Ariba McIntyre gig.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
I know, well, I wondered if she's sang fancy but
gave it like Christmas lyrics or something. You know, I've
taken a song about a teenage hooker and I've turned
it into a holiday classic.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Is that one of her songs? Fancy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Yeah, it's about a girl who gets turned out by
her family because that's the only way they're gonna make money.
Oh that's hey, listen, it's you know, it's a life
out there in the sticks rock you've got to survive
by any means necessary, and a young fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
World's oldest profession, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
They ranked cities in America with the most Christmas activities
per square mile, and they found that Jersey City, New Jersey,
is number one. It's a little winter wonderland. Number two Wilmington, Delaware.
Rob Newark was in there as well. So if you're
in the Garden State, boy, and you love Christmas, I

(01:35:36):
don't know if it just overflow from New York.

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Who knows, well, I don't know who's walking around Newark
looking for Christmas stuff to do. Man, I you don't
go outside in Newark, I mean, Jersey City is pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Yeah that I would sit in Newark forever. Yeah, so
our buddy Bill out there in South Jersey and all
of the other residents there. Of the Garden State, Dover,
Delaware was on the list, the city that means well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
And Frederick, Maryland.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
So listen, New England your home region, Uh huh, very
very conducive to the holiday spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
I guess almost exclusively.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
These hotspots are in New England and the Northeast. Nothing
in Ohio, nothing in the Midwest. I'm surprised, man, I
am too. A lot of people take Christmas pretty like,
especially DNA League.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
This square.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
You're not telling me Franke and Mouth, Michigan. Come on, man,
you're not telling me. What's the place out here? Castle Noel.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Yeah, it's in Medinah.

Speaker 7 (01:36:46):
Yeah. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
That's one particular establishment. And that's just that whole area
is all Christmas stuff. Like the square looks like a
They have the whole Christmas tree lighting and walks with
all the lights and crap on the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Yep, and I like a plague. But I see how
nice it is. Oh by me.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
People go out to Crocker Park just to watch them
like that friggin tree. People love to watch a tree
light up, you know. And if you're holding like a
five month old or something, I get it. But if
you're standing there with your significant other and you're watching
them light up a tree like I mean, Warwick Roade
Island is on this list too.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Warwick. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Wow, Oh that was the town next to where I lived, Buffalo,
New York. Yeah, Warwick Roade Island. Surprise, Warwick. Warwick's kind
of a it's a city. I mean, it's it's like
the second or third biggest city in the state of
Rhode Island, second, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
But a little closer to home.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
By the way, there's a family on Willoughby who just
won fifty thousand dollars because they were on this Apparently
ABC network had this show called The Great American Light Fight.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
I heard about that. I had never heard.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
About this until somebody sent me the info about the
family in Willoughby who won.

Speaker 6 (01:37:55):
Yeah, a couple of years ago, like Netflix had something
or something ABC Family.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Excuse me, yeah, people going full Clark Griswold Yep. The
season premiere last night of A Great Christmas Light Fight
on ABC.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
The Lunar family, l U N A. R. It's a
great name.

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
That dude that was here, that the engineer guy, the
old guy. Yeah, he does that crap like I saw
he has. He's not like a local dude, is he.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
I mean, I think he's somewhere here and we're down
like that acron area. I think can't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Maybe, but he has like like the Grinch, like different
frames of the Grinch on his on his house that changes.

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
It goes with music and its lights and all that stuff.
I saw it post at the other day. It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
I mean, I guess if you I think if you
get it's so much easier now if you want to
spring for like one of those light kits that you
can hook up to an app.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Yeah, and you can make it run, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
But I'm talking about like old school where people would
hang lights and it would be choreographed.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Yeah, to music. I don't have the patience for that. No,
And I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
No. I don't need a five thousand dollars electric bill
and have all of my neighbors hate my guts. Anyway,
this family out in Willoughby won last night the fifty
thousand dollars grand prize and Ai.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
You can drive by their house. You know, it's be
fun too.

Speaker 15 (01:39:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
He just well, you know what why they're doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
Yeah, there's whole neighborhoods that do it, you know, like
North Olmstead has them. Brunswick I think, has neighborhoods like that,
and they don't keep it a secret. Like it's part
of when people want to drive around the Greater Cleveland
metropolitan area and find these places you can find them.

Speaker 6 (01:39:44):
There was a street in Hamden, Massachusetts where I lived,
the town over that would do it, and it would
be miles and miles of traffic to drive through this
neighborhood and it was every single house in the neighborhood
participate and it was just it was it was insane.
They Santa sitting out. I mean, it was just it
was nuts. And it was just a neighborhood, you know

(01:40:04):
what I mean. It's so obviously a well to do neighborhood,
but every house was just done up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Like the Griswolds.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
Lunar family has a YouTube channel, so they're not beginners
to this whole thing, right, there's like a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
They put a lot of work into it. I would
like to watch the time.

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
Lapse video of that kind of stuff, right, But I
would like it to be with all of the audio intact,
all of the explotives, all of the cursing that will
inevitably happen when something doesn't go your way.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
Yeah, over the long period of time it takes to
do that staple in your finger to the movie God
damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Well, I think next year, you know, when these current
lights come down, I think next year, if they're gonna
be lights, I think I am gonna buy a couple
of those big five hundred dollars you know, boxes of
like the lights that you just put on your house
and then they're like Wi Fi lights or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
They stay on. Yeah, they stay on. You know, they're
they're not particularly intrusive beauty unless you look for them.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
The Lunar Family Lights also doubles as a charity effort,
supporting a nonprofit that provides no cost Florida vacations for
kids facing critical illnesses.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
So that's nice too.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Yeah, there's like a that's probably what got them part
of the show to begin with. But again, I'd never
heard of this show until I saw that the family
out there in Willoughby, one Lunar Family Lights is their
YouTube channel, and of course they choreograph to like Trans
Siberian Orchestra music and listen whatever floats your boat. You know,

(01:41:44):
you should be able to spend your time and your
money however you want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
So what seems utterly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
Time consuming and uh whatever, I'll show you some of
it here.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
You don't really need.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
Their see, they choreograph with the music, and then you're
driving by and they these aren't just like lights that
they're hanging on the house.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
It's like a full on cinematic things. A couple of
leg lamps in the front yard, and you know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
It's the whole thing. They got fifty grand. It's probably
about half of what they spend in these lights, you know.
And there's a radio frequency that you can tune to
if you're in the neighborhood, and it will have the
music that it's choreographed to, and so, you know, so
congratulations to those people.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
It's just like the people.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Who do those crazy intricate Halloween displays. You know, Ellen,
you were talking about people who get scammed by fake celebrities.
As someone who looks like an old woman, are you
worried that you would be con.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
You know what, son of a bitch, it's Friday, man.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
It's not funny at all, as not even remotely humorous.
A friend of mine's eighty three year old father got
a call saying they were going to put him in
jail if he didn't come up with thirty thousand dollars
for some social security scam. He backed up, he took

(01:43:31):
the thirty grand, dropped it off, and the next day,
when his son found out and presented the situation to
his eighty three ill father, he end up having a
stroke that night and died the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
The dad or the son who died.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Put the people that are running those scams in prison
for the rest of their lives.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Line them up and shoot them.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
But they're not in this country.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
It doesn't matter find them. These are like whole farm
stumbbag these.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Oh god, dude, I do not ever wish ill upon people.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
I just can't do it.

Speaker 6 (01:44:07):
But people like that, man, I just that call center
explodes tomorrow and everybody and it's gone wherever. The world
is so much better off.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
What a bunch of a holes man, That poor bastard
that kills me when I hear stories like one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Side of the building they're scamming people like this.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
You have the side of the building and know it's
like those people that found out that all the Maga
Twitter accounts were from people overseas, Right, yeah, it's the
same building. They're like, Hey, what floor are you on?
Oh I'm scammed. I'm pretending to be Jason Momoa. What
are you doing? Oh, I'm pretending to be a Trump fan.

Speaker 6 (01:44:37):
And impact section of people that are the iHeartRadio traffic department.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
That's that's the latest thing, not the helicopter traffic.

Speaker 6 (01:44:45):
Like there are tons of traffic on seventy one. People
that schedule all the commercials and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
They and sloppy.

Speaker 6 (01:44:53):
Are you mean the traffic schedule what we call the
people who yeah all that. Yeah, I think they're trying
to like move all that elsewhere, are they really?

Speaker 7 (01:45:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:45:02):
Yeah, it's just because because it costs seven dollars a
year instead of like actually paying people living wage.

Speaker 5 (01:45:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
But also like if we have any problems we have
to deal with somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Like yes, yes I have.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
I have a whole bunch of emails in my inbox today.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Let's see that's a a moush is the guy that
I'm talking with today? A moosh none, a bush bush
and a moushnor.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Yeah. So that's that's what we do, now, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
So it's the same thing, and we're just we're they're
just using the same real estate, I guess. And on
the Great American Life Fight has been over like twelve
years when I heard of it before.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
It's awesome that it's been on some watch on our
radar thirteen seasons. It's been on since twenty thirteen. All right,
I've never heard of it before. I'm catching all kinds
of crap for not jumping in on that Tony soprano thing.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
What everybody's like? He played the damn song and you
didn't do the Tony soprano. Golly, let the guy live
his loud. What tony sopranos sound like? After he encountered
an abundance of Christmas cheer, she just chrished, these lights?
Happy are these stupid lights? He just christ cod.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
Whose birthday of the celebrating Jesus Christ? Yeah, oh man,
come on, he's dead. I just talked to him. He
was right there, man, it was right there. I just
figured it was too on the notes.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
I was gonna say you could do what you want
when you want. Jez. These people tell me what they
do all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Alan, my good friend lost her husband a few years ago,
and after a while she started going on dating apps
and all these really nice, younger looking guys were hitting
her up. She was fifty eight at the time, in
a wheelchair from a stroke, a little bit on the
heavy side. I tried watching out for her, told her
they were scams. She calls me cry. She had sent

(01:47:02):
naked pictures to one of them, and they were trying
to extort money. Oh, even threatened to kill her if
she didn't pay. Called the police, but needless to say,
there was nothing they can do. That's the problem too.
Cops will just tell you that's the problem. They're like,
we can't do anything unless somebody tries to do something
to you, you know. I mean, they do have like
computer fraud teams and things like that, but that's a

(01:47:24):
little further down the road.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Oh yeah, that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
Sucks, Yeah, because you probably you know, you're you're you're
a widow, you're not in great shape, you know what
I mean, Like you're infirmed. Yeah, but they're lonely and
somebody goes, oh, send me naked pictures. I'm really into
curvy gals and wheelchairs.

Speaker 6 (01:47:45):
Well, and that's the thing though, That's where your spidy
senses may go off a little bit. Right If if
all of a sudden you've got like these model esque
looking guys asking you where again you realize who you
are for you to dump them, that's kind of like, Okay,
maybe I shouldn't do that. Maybe there's an issue here.

(01:48:05):
I'm a fifty eight year old woman who just had
a stroke in a wheelchair. This guy probably isn't asking
for that. I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
Again.

Speaker 6 (01:48:17):
I empathize so much with everybody that gets involved in
this crap, and I think the people that are on
the other end are the biggest scumbags on the planet.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
But you gotta use common sense a little bit. That
guy's not asking to see your boobs, you know what
I mean. The dude that looks like he belongs on
the cover of GQ magazine is not asking to see
your cans.

Speaker 6 (01:48:38):
Jason Momoa is not asking you to help him pay
for gifts for his daughter's Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
It's not happening. If it seems too good to be true,
it is now, pity the poor celebrity who is legitimately
into all that stuff because nobody will believe them.

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
Right once, just.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
One time, guys, it turns out Steve Bushemi is into
really big girls in wheelchairs.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
Well that you would actually believe that. Nobody would ever
believe him. But Steve Buscemi, you would believe it, you
know what I mean? Like that's almost like who is
eventually attractive?

Speaker 6 (01:49:18):
Yeah, you look at Busy and you're like, all right,
that guy may have actually reached out.

Speaker 3 (01:49:23):
It turns out Austin Butler is into really heavy girls.
One eye and a thinning fee mullet. Yes, okay, exactly,
and a lot of body hair. I love a lot
of bodies.

Speaker 2 (01:49:35):
Can you send me some nudes? I'm Austin Butler and
I endorse this.

Speaker 6 (01:49:39):
Message line up Greek girls. Yeah, no, that's not Austin Butler.
It's not doing it. It's not him.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Alana's Rob ever been to Rockport, Massachusetts? I have loved it.
I thought it was beautiful. It's awesome. I mean, I
would assume you'd been there. I have.

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
All I'm surprised there aren't more horror stories about dating sites.
I tried one and I just found a lot of
corpulent ladies. Yeah, well, some people are into that, right.
There's a reason people are on apps because they're looking
for another person.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
They're lonely or there. I don't know something on the side,
do I know?

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
Why were we talking about Manchester by the Sea Because
I said, I got an email that said the prettiest
towns in the Northeast and I thought it said petty right. Okay,
so is the movie Manchester by the Sea will make
you want to slit your wrists?

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Never seen it, but oh god, is it take place there? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:50:44):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I should watch it. I've been there
a bunch. But Rockport is right next to that. It's
it's Manchester by the Sea, Gloucester where I used to
go on vacation every year, and then Rockport. Rockport's like
this beautiful tip of Massachusetts.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
I remember my friend's dad would always use the phrase
you get on the line, you gotta get a size
thirteen Rockport up, picky star. I'm like, I don't know
what the hell that is. It's a kind of my
frien would be like, it's a kind of shooesy way too.
It's a huge thirteen sized foot. He's gonna put it
in your asse. If you don't smart enough, He's like, hey,
context clues, dummy, I go okay, I don't rockports.

Speaker 2 (01:51:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:52:18):
Alan.

Speaker 3 (01:52:18):
I was at Trader Joe's today and the cashier told
me that Christmas beers are another thing that only Ohio does.
Stop listening to Trader Joe's. Cashier's all right, everybody does
Christmas beers. I was just at home for Thanksgiving and
my brother was drinking like Goose Island Holiday Beer or
whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Everybody does Christmas beers.

Speaker 3 (01:52:41):
It is bigger, like the Christmas Ale thing is definitely
bigger here.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
Well, Christmas Ale is a great Likes brewing company thing.
But then everybody has their take on it. Yes, but
every region has Christmas beers. Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
Yeah, Today Rob is National Bartender Appreciation Day.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
By the way, will you celebrate Bartender Appreciation Day? I
will celebrate by.

Speaker 3 (01:53:04):
Going to by being a bartender yourself and making your
own drinks. Nope, nope, I am going out for dinner tonight,
so I will celebrate by having a cocktail.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
Pardon me, yes, sir, we'll talk about burrying the lead. Yeah.
Going out to dinner? Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
Is this a hoity and or toity event? Okay, nope,
We're going now to small hamburger joint. No Mexican, going
to nice Mexican dinner? Will we go to margarita.

Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
Spicy mag Okay?

Speaker 16 (01:53:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
My brother makes these spicy margaritas we have in Thanksgiving
and they're so goddamn good.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
I go, what's the recipe for these?

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
He uses this tequila called twenty one seeds or something
you've ever heard of?

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Twenty one seeds I have. He uses that and then
he puts in like.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
He jushes it up with a bunch of stuff, and boy,
they go down way too easy.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
There is a margarita mix that I get. Let me
see if I can find it.

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
It is the best margarita mix I've ever had in
my life.

Speaker 2 (01:54:04):
And you add mister and missus t's it's not that one.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
Uh, but you add all the other stuff to it,
you know, your fresh fruits and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
Man, it is so good.

Speaker 3 (01:54:15):
Uh mix organic, it's for for it's I think it's Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:54:23):
Let me see there's that.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
There's a kid what you learn in school, Comic Island nicety.
That's some buzzy naval treats on the beach by twigs.

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Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
Tersa Gave's organic margarita mix is the stuff that I
use as the base my wife uses. It is awesome, Okay, awesome,
and then a lot of tequila, a lot of fresh fruits.
You throw in your oranges in your lambs. Yep, and uh,
I like them spicies and you start throwing stuff at

(01:55:24):
it from that angle to.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
Rob, I can't get so good. I can get zing
Zang for four bucks at Walmart. I don't what the
hell you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
All right, get zing Zang.

Speaker 3 (01:55:31):
I can get mister and missus T's and get that too,
three and a half dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
You could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:36):
I can get Margaritaville Rob go Away mix.

Speaker 6 (01:55:40):
I stopped listening. Yeah, no, that stuff is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
I just drink zing Zang straight. I do the Bloody
Marry mix.

Speaker 7 (01:55:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
Not everybody likes the Bloody Marry.

Speaker 3 (01:55:53):
I don't know when Bloody Mary's I feel like they've
fallen out of favor because more and more I love
a bloody Mary, like if you go to brunch or something.
But more and more I hear people going like bloody Mary's,
Like really, I love them.

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
I like a bloody Mary. I don't opt for vodka
very often, but bloody Mary's are delicious anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:56:18):
Today is bartender Appreciation Day, So if you are one,
golly do we appreciate you?

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
If you aspire to be one? Are you one day?
If you bam in your off hours?

Speaker 6 (01:56:32):
Yeah, and I will celebrate by tipping very very well,
like I usually do.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
Now, why point that out? Are you are you? Are
you starting a buzz for the wherever you're gone tonight?

Speaker 6 (01:56:50):
No, because people always undertip bartenders and servers. So I'm
just trying to remind people to always tip well when
you go out.

Speaker 2 (01:56:58):
You mean overtip, yes, yeah, but it's still based on service. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:03):
I mean if I got to stand there and wait
still ninety percent of the time, it's not their fault.
Five not saying it is, but it's not my fault either.
But if they're good, if there's still good once you
get them, tip them.

Speaker 2 (01:57:15):
Well. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
I think of the bartenders, Rob, who have made my
life immeasurably better.

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
I think of the people over the years who have
been there when I needed them if I was having
a rough night or maybe an argument with a girlfriend
or a wife. Over the course of my adult life,
you know you will call. I didn't start really drinking
until I was twenty six, so I've only been in

(01:57:47):
the drinking game, Rob, not even thirty years.

Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
And over the course of.

Speaker 3 (01:57:52):
That time, I think of people both near and far,
both here and other places I've lived. I think of
a Sasha, who's no longer with us, who used to
bartend at Betty's Blue Star, which was a five am
bar near my house when I first moved back to
Chicago and I was getting into frequent arguments with my
girlfriend at the time, and I would walk a couple

(01:58:15):
blocks to Betty's Blue Star at like two forty five
am when I had to be to work by six,
and I'd sit there and Sasha.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
Would take care of me.

Speaker 3 (01:58:26):
I think of Mickey at a bar called Good Intentions.
I was just there with my son. I think of
our friend Crystal at the Parma Tavern.

Speaker 7 (01:58:35):
Rob.

Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
She's great who just.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
You know, treats everybody like they're the king and queen
of the world. I think of who else, Who's another
bartender who's changed your life for the better?

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
Rob? Cindy for me a place called Pulaski Hall. There
you go place and I could drink when I could
see over the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:59:00):
Not because you're Rob En word Anthony, no, but just
because you're a customer.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
She was the best there you go.

Speaker 6 (01:59:08):
I think she's still alive and they closed the bar,
all right, Yeah, that that bar in particular. Basically, any bartender,
we're always because I was just I lived there.

Speaker 2 (01:59:19):
M that was like my spot.

Speaker 3 (01:59:21):
You could walk in, they'd clock you, you'd have a drink,
they would see us pulling in on the cameras. Yeah,
and you'd you'd come in and there'd be three drafts
sitting right in front of the they knew there.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
You go.

Speaker 7 (01:59:32):
Oh, it was the best.

Speaker 2 (01:59:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:35):
When you walk into a place and they know exactly
what you want. Sometimes you want to go where everybody
knows your name. Yes, I walk in, I see Shay
at Rosewood Grill.

Speaker 2 (01:59:45):
I walk in.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
I go, yes, thank you. I do want gin and
crystal light. Everybody's glad you came. Sometimes you want to
go everybody I know you.

Speaker 6 (02:00:00):
I like a lot of Listen. I just appreciate how
hard those people work. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:00:08):
Yes, and sometimes they're not hard, they still but they
still want to kiss you the back.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
Okay. So then if you don't get good.

Speaker 3 (02:00:18):
Service, there's a minimum tip, then you're trying to get people.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
Hey, make sure you tip out your bar.

Speaker 7 (02:00:22):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:00:23):
I will never It would be very, very difficult for
me to dip below twenty percent.

Speaker 3 (02:00:29):
Now I cast my mind back to when I was
a waiter and we used to get very upset when
we had to tip the bar out at the end
of the night, right because you'd have all your money
and then you'd have to tip out bus. You'd have
to tip out bar and the rest you got and
bus they were like, yeah, bus boys, I mean you

(02:00:51):
give them a little taste or whatever. That's fine, it's fine.
We were making a lot of money work in fine dining,
so you're still doing just fine. I'm going home with
hundreds of dollars in my pocket, but you know, you're
all angling for and I know the bartenders on the
other side, they're like, they're working hard whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
It's a it's a high pressure situation.

Speaker 3 (02:01:09):
But there were just some weeks where boy, things were
not lining enough for you, and you were just button
heads with the bar and the last thing you wanted
to do was give them some of your hard earned cash.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
But you did anyway. I guess that's the right thing
to do. Well, No, we were required to, That's what
I came to.

Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
But there were constantly arguments between the bar and the
weight staff that they were getting a short shrift as
it were, Oh, we don't think that, you guys, And
this is probably a pretty There might be a more
modern way to track all that stuff now, but back then,
you know, you look at receipts and they'd go, well,

(02:01:49):
this is how much you got to give bars. How
much you've got to give bar. And that was on
top of people who were just in the bar. Maybe
they weren't coming through for dinner, and so they were
getting tipped from bar patrons and us. And so sometimes
if I get a little, uh not stingy, but I
cast my mind to those times eleanor Rob and his

(02:02:14):
wife hanging out with their friends who might want to
discuss the lifestyle. Oh hey, is that that's never even
been discussed? You assuming not yet.

Speaker 6 (02:02:26):
I'm hanging out with my buddy Bob and his wife, just.

Speaker 2 (02:02:31):
The three of them. No, my voice is coming and
she's joining us for dinner too.

Speaker 3 (02:02:41):
I only believe Tresa gaves means a whales vagina.

Speaker 2 (02:02:44):
Oh good, that's San Diego. Oh right right.

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
Yeah, So I don't even know if one eight hundred
bar tend is still an operational number.

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
Let's try it. I can't dial out of my alarm.
I'll do it. My alarm just went off. It's five
o'clock on Friday, oh god, oh, what is it? You
have an alarm? Okay, I really need to get into
that frame of mind, don't I. Yeah, what's your finger bang?

Speaker 20 (02:03:20):
Bank bank bank bang binger bang bang, finger bags bang
bang everybody finger bang bang bang bang finger bang bang
finger bangs bang.

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
Bang when cotton balls blow me up in the text
beat me to beat you to it?

Speaker 16 (02:03:43):
Did?

Speaker 2 (02:03:43):
Hey, what's a finger bang?

Speaker 16 (02:03:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
I didn't even see it. I'm looking at the text
bang bang having on my phone.

Speaker 20 (02:03:49):
Yeah, bang finger bang bang bang.

Speaker 3 (02:03:51):
Bang finger bang is Brian finger bang every Friday, four p.

Speaker 20 (02:03:56):
Fifty nine, bang bang binger bang bang, not.

Speaker 6 (02:03:58):
Even waiting till five o'clock four nine, so I know. Yeah,
so we could be there all right? One eight hundred bartend?

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
What I hundred bartend? Please tell me what state you
were calling for? Ohio?

Speaker 5 (02:04:18):
You said, Ohio, Please wait for connect your with the
customer service agents.

Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
No, I don't want customer service. I want to know
if they're still Yeah that's what.

Speaker 6 (02:04:26):
If it rang through, I said, Ohio, they would have
they connected me. Yeah, I mean I could stay on
if you want to try to get some more info.

Speaker 3 (02:04:33):
No, it's okay. I don't want to tell somebody on
the phone that they're on the radio one eight hundred bartend. Okay,
I didn't realize those eight hundred numbers still work. I
wonder if the filthy one. Do you think the dirty
one still worked too? Weren't those like nine to nine
nine numbers?

Speaker 2 (02:04:50):
Nobody?

Speaker 6 (02:04:51):
If you die like the eight hundred, it would give
you the like the press one if it's a large
chested women.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Right one, I had hundred big boob? What I'm going for?

Speaker 3 (02:05:00):
B yeah, big boob? Yeah, mister boob, that's me b
double ob boob.

Speaker 2 (02:05:16):
Boo words. It's still works.

Speaker 3 (02:05:18):
So people are still using these things.

Speaker 2 (02:05:20):
Boo awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:05:21):
Hey, some people are rocking flip phones right now. Everybody's
rocking a smartphone. Some people are still watching DVDs on Netflix,
and some people are still whacking off to recordings. Boob,
huge rat one hundred big boob. Yeah, Now what if

(02:05:43):
you missed dog, you go one hundred bar bend.

Speaker 2 (02:05:46):
Something else?

Speaker 3 (02:05:47):
Then me over the bar, baby, now hundred big boob?

Speaker 2 (02:05:55):
Hold on? Oh hi, you bend me over the bar?

Speaker 3 (02:06:01):
What about one eight hundred bar bend for small boobs?
Got press two that you get pressed two?

Speaker 2 (02:06:10):
Ironically? Oh boy?

Speaker 3 (02:06:13):
Yeah, all and I like, ta heen on my rim.
It's also pretty good on a bloody Mary.

Speaker 2 (02:06:25):
Nice job.

Speaker 3 (02:06:27):
Yeah, amazing local bloody Mary from the Warren Road Tavern
egg bacon ham slider.

Speaker 2 (02:06:35):
I don't need all that, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:06:38):
They're like, Dad, there's a full slim gym in here,
and there's a hard boiled egg and some celery. Just
give me a goddamn bloody marry. I mean, if you
got to put a strip of bacon and okay, I'm
i gonna be mad at you. You know, throw a
couple of blue cheese olives in there and let's call
the day.

Speaker 6 (02:06:52):
And when they start going, they do start going a
little much, you know what I mean. They start like, oh,
look it's got a prime rib in it. I'm like, okay, yeah,
I don't need a seven pound steak with my bloody Mary.

Speaker 2 (02:07:01):
Thanks right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07:07):
Nine seven six Volva. Those were the numbers back in
the day. I think that was it, nine seven six numbers.
There were nine nine nine or something. Thank you for
calling Volvo? Yeah, hello, how could we help you today?
Nine seven six? Because like I remember, like Kramer was

(02:07:31):
calling them, well on Seinfeld, wasn't He was like getting caught.

Speaker 2 (02:07:35):
Up in the well hold on panty lines? Who needs it?

Speaker 5 (02:07:40):
When there's a party going on right now at club
twenty one eleven nine seven six twenty one eleven.

Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
It's your best.

Speaker 3 (02:07:46):
Party deal A dollar seventy five plus total if any Yeah, oh,
this is a party line though, right, Yeah, that's like
a sex phone all the way back.

Speaker 19 (02:07:54):
Five.

Speaker 2 (02:07:55):
Well, listen to this.

Speaker 14 (02:07:56):
Your new friends are talking right now on nine seven
six seven.

Speaker 2 (02:08:01):
Five nine seven six silk is the number in the
chief total of.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
Any really call nine seven six eighty eighty one now
when eavesdrop on an interesting conversation. Exchange phone numbers, make
new friends, or just leave a message. There's always someone
to talk to.

Speaker 3 (02:08:17):
Why is the girl lying on the couch and heels
by the way message there's some scammy dude leaning up
against the wall.

Speaker 2 (02:08:22):
Hey baby, what's going on? Do you enjoy silk boxer boners?
If you do, you'll want to call nine seven six silk.

Speaker 3 (02:08:30):
Yeah, sexy chap lines, but they're also like, you know,
psychic hotlines. Like before the internet. This was basically the
audio version of the Internet.

Speaker 2 (02:08:40):
Yeah, yeah, you know, there were regular party lines.

Speaker 3 (02:08:43):
You'd call Miss Cleo, the dating lines all that, so
they weren't all sex but the nine seven six ones.

Speaker 2 (02:08:50):
I remember being on the.

Speaker 6 (02:08:52):
The late night the TV shows like USA Up All
Night would run, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:08:58):
They would run the nine seven six nine seven six
jugs and it was like, uh, two dollars the first minute,
and like fifteen every remaining minute.

Speaker 2 (02:09:09):
Yeah. I think I called one one time.

Speaker 3 (02:09:12):
Literally, I had moved to Kalamazoo, Michigan, didn't know anyone,
had never been there.

Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
As my first full time job.

Speaker 3 (02:09:19):
I moved there like the fall of ninety five, and
I called one of those numbers and it was so lame.
I was like, oh Jesus, what the hell is this
supposed to do? And you know, the old joke is
on the other end of the line. It was like
some woman standing there in her you know, nightgown ironing.

Speaker 6 (02:09:37):
Yeah to you with that much money, you call when
you're almost ready anyway, right, like you you just let
that be the ending, Like if you do you pay
for a minute, nine minute, then fifteen bucks. I'm done
in a minute. Yeah, I'm calling right towards the end. Hi,
this is click to ninety nine. I gotta talk to somebody.

Speaker 19 (02:09:58):
Hello, hello, hello, hello, Oh no, Hi, who's Oh no, oh,
I'll call you a.

Speaker 2 (02:10:10):
Bag the best two ninety I ever spent. Who am
I talking to Ellen?

Speaker 3 (02:10:32):
I call one of those sex lines as a teenager
in their recording said, among other things, don't leave me
steeping in my own juices.

Speaker 2 (02:10:42):
Wow, how about that?

Speaker 3 (02:10:44):
Not exactly a sexy conversation, it's very gross. Yeah, well,
don't leave me steeping in my own juices.

Speaker 5 (02:10:53):
Click the Car Show on one.

Speaker 2 (02:11:00):
Sing everything is so expensive. Instead of buying.

Speaker 15 (02:11:05):
New clothes, just wait for the rapture.

Speaker 8 (02:11:08):
You'll be surrounded by free stuff because, let's face it,
you won't be going anywhere. Another life hack from the
Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (02:11:18):
On one seven w NMS.

Speaker 21 (02:11:25):
I'm board, I'm the chairman of the board.

Speaker 7 (02:11:31):
I'm a.

Speaker 21 (02:11:34):
I'm living like a dog board myself. Stupid, nice for myself,
just another sea board.

Speaker 3 (02:11:52):
Gunball says he's freezing his ass off next to his
grille with the coals to be ready and the finger
bang from Brian went a pair of amazingly with his
margarita route.

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
Oh you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (02:12:02):
I'll tell you what we are nothing if not stewards
the public airways first and foremost public servants, your cavaliers,
are back at action tonight here at home against the
San Antonio Spurs, and then tomorrow night they will complete
the home stand against the Golden State Warriors. Spurs are

(02:12:23):
fifteen and six good ball Club seven thirty tonight and
tomorrow night, So seven o'clock will usher in your pregame
Spurs Calves and Golden State Calves. Tomorrow night, Calves will
go to what's going on next week that they don't
plague until Friday, the NBA Cup, the what's going on?
Which I think that they're going to have. I think

(02:12:44):
there's games in there because I have stuff in the schedule.
I got to find out what the final stuff, like
the verdict is on that because I have let me see,
pull it back up.

Speaker 6 (02:12:53):
We preempted or no, no, no, no, I think it would
be it would be the normal time stuff. Yeah, but
I have something here that says like we have a
game on the ninth, the twelfth, like there's all kinds.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
Well, the twelfth is the next time they're playing. They're
in DC to play the Wizards, but nothing after tomorrow,
like nothing between tomorrow and next Friday.

Speaker 6 (02:13:14):
Yeah, okay, yeah, it says there's NBA Cup quarter finals
for the ninth in the.

Speaker 2 (02:13:18):
Ten, so we might be running something next week.

Speaker 7 (02:13:20):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:13:20):
After this program.

Speaker 3 (02:13:22):
Program cavspurs tonight seven thirty on the Buzzard and on
the iHeartRadio app. If you listen to us on the
iHeartRadio app, especially if you listen to it for lengthy
periods of time. Jeff sent me his iHeart rewind Now
MMS was his number one preset, but compared to some
of the other facts and figures people are sending us,

(02:13:45):
he clocked in eleven six hundred and one minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:13:49):
I mean, you damn good. It's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (02:13:52):
You're up against the guy's clocking in one hundred and
eight thousand minutes. But nevertheless, thank you. It's all fine.
But if you're one of our bureau chiefs, tell me
where you listen.

Speaker 2 (02:14:05):
Out of state.

Speaker 3 (02:14:05):
Steve listens in Fort Hood, Texas, Johnny is in Belmont, Mississippi.
Ray and Brittany listen in Yorktown, Virginia, Joe's and Bernie, Texas,
Lucas and Colorado Springs. And Colleen is in Sarasota, Florida.

(02:14:27):
People regaling me over the text with tales when they
used to call sex lines and it all sounds gross.

Speaker 2 (02:14:35):
It really does too.

Speaker 6 (02:14:36):
Yeah, like you got to be a really good actress
on the other end to want to pretend that you
want to be involved in that conversation.

Speaker 2 (02:14:42):
You know what I mean, Just like you're dealing with
the gross.

Speaker 3 (02:14:46):
I mean, guys are just so disgusting as it is,
and then you're just listening to this vile son of
a bitch on the other end. It's a growth industry
rob show and your social media ellen will win. Those
sex line calls sound like the nineteen twenties. Uh listen, hillow, Oh,

(02:15:12):
my manhood is I pulled back the sheet. Let me
pull back the curtains of your ladyhood. D Let me
deflower your loins.

Speaker 2 (02:15:28):
To be ravished. Allow me to unsheath my willie.

Speaker 3 (02:15:32):
Let me unsheath and graze on those lower lips. I
shall impose my manhood upon you with a swarthiest white.

Speaker 2 (02:15:51):
We are going to enter the caboose on this trip.

Speaker 3 (02:15:55):
Oh wow, if you could open your willing speak it.

Speaker 22 (02:16:04):
Here comes my here comes I don't know, wow, oh wow,
all right, caboose. Eh, here it comes the caboose.

Speaker 2 (02:16:18):
Yeah, there you go. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:16:21):
I remember in uh in high school though my English teacher,
she said, if there's a reference, we were reading a
lot of Shakespeare. She goes, if there's a reference you
don't understand in Shakespeare, it is almost certainly a sex joke. Really, yeah,
because there were a lot of like kind of dublontonde
and that kind of stuff. And Shakespeare was written in

(02:16:42):
kind of a clunky way anyway, if you were reading
it the way that it was, uh, you know written,
and so you kind of had to get your head
around that too.

Speaker 2 (02:16:53):
But there was all kinds of stuff buried in there.

Speaker 3 (02:16:56):
If you will, and gaze upon your dirty pill low
somebody said, let's.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
Make gaze upon your dirty pillows? Why are they going
to be dirty? By the way, I think it's that,
you know.

Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
Why wait, well, come on, you gonna have clean pillows?
Somebody else Where's the other one? Somebody left a message
about the something in the nineteen twenties and they didn't
get to it.

Speaker 12 (02:17:24):
Hey, Ellen, Rob, listen to the podcast from yesterday. I
was just curious to know if you had any idea
what it would sound like if people had trinchyotomies had
voice boxing back in the nineteen twenty Huh, just something
to think about all right, love you bye.

Speaker 2 (02:17:58):
I wish I quit smoking a long time ago. Yeah,
sounds very similar.

Speaker 3 (02:18:03):
It's not as exciting as I had hoped. It's very
similar to what it sounds like now. I got levers
and buttons. I'm pushing over here. It's always the Remember

(02:18:29):
that Dennis Larry Gates. Yeah, he says he's at the
drive through and he's the manager, has one. He's talking
to a guy with one. Welcome to McDonald's, man, I
take it, or stop making fun of me. You're making Yeah,
I'm gonna get the manager. Go get the manager.

Speaker 2 (02:18:44):
Dennis Larry Jesus.

Speaker 3 (02:18:46):
I saw Dennis Larry we had just moved to Cleveland
probably here, maybe a year, and they did the Rescue
Me comedy tour. Yeah, they used to go through and
went to Playhouse Square. I think it was the first
show I ever saw a Playhouse Square and it was
Dennis Leary as Len Clark. And I literally wanted to
go for one particular comedian and I think he bailed
at the last minute and Whitney Cummings filled in. Yeah

(02:19:11):
it was but I wasn't super hip to her back then,
and no, she was good. I forget who bailed is
Adam Ferrara all guys that were legit comedians.

Speaker 2 (02:19:20):
You know, Adam's really funny. I mean Dennis Leary was
like the He was kind of the weakest of the group.
Probably hadn't written a new album, That's what I mean. Yeah,
he is.

Speaker 3 (02:19:29):
He's not out there like working it out. He's got
all that ice Age money.

Speaker 2 (02:19:34):
I hope he does it again.

Speaker 7 (02:19:35):
Man.

Speaker 2 (02:19:35):
I've always been such an enormous fan of his that like,
I like Dennis Leary a lot. It's just that.

Speaker 3 (02:19:42):
He occupied a very specific moment in time as far
as stand up went. People accused him of like ripping
off Bill Hicks and you know that kind of stuff.
Dennis Leary I don't know if he was ever like
a super strong comic comic rather, but he like Struck
Lightning with No Cure for Cancer, that great album, right place,

(02:20:03):
right time? And was it was it Lenny Clark you
were hoping to see he was there? Yeah, Ny, forget
who it was. Lenny was great. Lenny Clark, his brother's
his manager, has been forever. I don't think he had
lost the weight yet. He's real thin now at least
he was.

Speaker 2 (02:20:18):
Oh no, he's still thin. Yeah, it was Leary.

Speaker 3 (02:20:21):
Trying to think of who else would have been on that,
and Ferrara, who's been on this show a bunch. I
love Adam, but when you filled in last minute, I
forget who it was, not Segrein. There's all those like
Boston guys that he used to just take out, but
so many of those guys were like just kind of
regional comics that a lot of stuff didn't work on
the road. I forget what it was, but I just

(02:20:42):
remember that that tour coming through and that was probably
the last time I saw Dennis Leary perform well.

Speaker 6 (02:20:47):
And that's what I love about Leary too, was he
always put his friends and stuff like it was just
like he's like, all right, let's go make a show
and have some fun.

Speaker 2 (02:20:53):
Yeah, that Rescue Me was so good.

Speaker 3 (02:20:56):
Well, and then he had that short lived show called Sex,
Drugs and Rock and Roll like not as good, not
as good.

Speaker 2 (02:21:00):
And I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (02:21:01):
It was him and Bobby Kelly, and maybe it was
a little silly seeing them try to be a rock band.
I don't know what it was. But Bobby's very funny. Yeah, no,
he's great. No Rescue You've had him in a lot, right,
Bobby Kelly. Yeah, he's going to like cut Bill Squire's
head into a bowl.

Speaker 2 (02:21:15):
Cut. Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (02:21:16):
Remember that picture or something like, Yeah, the polar Blast.
Bobby Kelly was on the show and he did put
the ball on his head and shave.

Speaker 2 (02:21:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:21:26):
No, anytime he's in here, man, I mean, Kelly is
one of those guys you could just riff non stop
with and it's just the best. I don't ever prepare
anything when he comes in because I know we'll just riff.
But no, it was a good Uh. That Rescue Me
thing was a good show. But I just remember Whitney
Cummings having to fill in last minute for somebody, and

(02:21:46):
she was good. I think Bill. Does Bill have a
show tonight? It's tomorrow. I heard him. I heard him
somewhere posting about it or something. Oh, he's in Canton.
It does a lot tomorrow night. Yeah, he's in Canton
tomorrow night. Okay, where's the show Tomorrow Comedy Boom?

Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
Does that sound right? Canton Comedy Boom. Okay, he's out
there tomorrow night. Yeah, Canton Comedy Boom.

Speaker 3 (02:22:09):
Saturday, December sixth, yep, okay, Bill Squire dot com for
the info.

Speaker 2 (02:22:19):
Okay, I'm trying to think of who the hell that
other comic would have been you. Yeah, I don't. I
don't know either. I don't remember who it was that
Daniel's Sunjata.

Speaker 3 (02:22:30):
Yep, he's in Uh, he's in that show with the
girl from High Potential.

Speaker 2 (02:22:34):
I like that show. You said, you did not correct.
My daughter loves it.

Speaker 3 (02:22:38):
Man, it's it's a French show that they've adapted here
in the United States. It's so poorly written and it's
so there's something about love. Caitlin Olsen, I I like
watching the show, but it's a terrible show. It's just
super there's something about it where you're like, man, this

(02:22:58):
isn't I don't know what it is. I don't know,
but my daughter loves It's just a sucker for that show.
The premise is kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
Yeah, I like it. I just feel I mean, there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:23:09):
Uh, it's an easy watch, very yeah, but there's something
about it that just feels like.

Speaker 2 (02:23:17):
It's hard to describe. I mean, I don't know, but.

Speaker 3 (02:23:22):
It's okay, it's fine. I think it's an interesting turn
for Caitln Olsen.

Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
She's great.

Speaker 3 (02:23:28):
Yeah, it's great, entertaining enough as it were, Alan, thank
you for pointing me to Evan Jacobson. He's the dude
I played earlier who says I'm putting unnecessary sax solos
into songs, and I don't think there's any such thing
as an unnecessary sax solo. A phone call off of

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our after hours line that is two one six nine
eight six eighty nine oh three.

Speaker 2 (02:24:00):
Or not. I thought I had it, but maybe I don't.

Speaker 7 (02:24:04):
Rob.

Speaker 17 (02:24:05):
Yeah, yeah, it's Jimbo from Alan mccordo. Here kind of
isolated down here, kind of like it, but we're not
always up to speed on what the cool.

Speaker 2 (02:24:15):
Kids are doing.

Speaker 17 (02:24:17):
And really any contemporary knowledge I have I kind of
gleaned from your show.

Speaker 2 (02:24:22):
That's kind of pathetic. Let me think about it anyway.
It cost some confusion.

Speaker 17 (02:24:27):
I'm supposed to take the company vehicle today, and before
you take it, you need to do a pre trip inspection,
you know, making sure everything's colpathetic before you hit the road. Well,
the tire pressure was six seven all the way around,
all four tires. We didn't really know what to make
of that.

Speaker 2 (02:24:47):
I mean, we.

Speaker 17 (02:24:47):
Didn't know if that's a bad omen or is that
cool in the gang. We didn't know, so I thought i'd.

Speaker 2 (02:24:53):
Call you and ask you.

Speaker 17 (02:24:55):
We decided to postpone the.

Speaker 2 (02:24:57):
Trip until we hear back.

Speaker 17 (02:24:59):
So thanks.

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
It's called but let us know.

Speaker 17 (02:25:02):
Oh and in honor of Harmonica giving season, could you
hit the post on train train by Blackfoot?

Speaker 3 (02:25:11):
Harmonica Jesus train trained by black that song?

Speaker 2 (02:25:18):
So six seven? That was that PSI sixty seven p
s I guess sixty five would probably be there. Well,
I mean, what is it? He's talking about a work truck.

Speaker 3 (02:25:28):
They didn't really high for a car, but he's there
at a work truck, right, So sixty.

Speaker 6 (02:25:32):
Five is usually the minimum minimum limit for heavy duty tires, okay?

Speaker 1 (02:25:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
Six or seven man six seven.

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
Tubbus breado sugar for the black Foot, it's called trade trade.

Speaker 14 (02:25:46):
Ah ah.

Speaker 2 (02:25:47):
This guy's gonna fall over.

Speaker 3 (02:25:50):
Breathe, buddy breath. It's like John Popper having a got Blackfoot.
This is like the only song I remember from them.

Speaker 6 (02:26:02):
He says, trailer tires too, could be used at that PSI.

Speaker 3 (02:26:05):
Okay, wasn't this the guy from Skinnard who left and
formed Blackfoot and then.

Speaker 2 (02:26:11):
Went back that he's like the last guy in Skinnered.

Speaker 3 (02:26:14):
Ricky Medlock is like the last guy left in Skinnard,
I think, and he's he left to form Blackfoot and
then went back into skinner Well. I would explain the sound. Yeah,
definitely has that vibe. Yeah, Ricky Medlock, I think that
was the guy.

Speaker 2 (02:26:29):
He used to play this on Classic Rocks. Everybody did.
Probably Yeah, sure it was the one Blackfoot song you played. Wait,
I should put this in.

Speaker 3 (02:26:36):
So you usually cut out the harmonica right next time
I do a A to z on the bazzard, maybe
we may throw this in now, Well, these guys show
up under tee or under bee, under b Yeah, because
Ricky Medlock was. He's also Native American and so he
was always very decked out in like a lot of

(02:26:57):
Native American accoutrement is in the Native American Music Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
How many people are in that?

Speaker 3 (02:27:06):
With respect the Native American Music Hall of Fame, I
bet you more than you think.

Speaker 2 (02:27:12):
But it have to be Crystal.

Speaker 3 (02:27:14):
Gail, Kitty Wells, Hank Williams, Jimmy Hendrix. Jimmy Hendrix says
he's Cherokee, Richie Vallens, a guy from the village people.
Wouldn't it be ironic if the guy who played the
Indian or the Native American guy in the village people
was not the guy of America. It was the cop

(02:27:37):
that'na be wild. The guys like, could I just wear
the headdress? No, it's insulting.

Speaker 2 (02:27:41):
To my people.

Speaker 3 (02:27:42):
Have an Indian. We don't have a cop. It is
insulting to my people. I'm a proud member of the
I don't know Lakota.

Speaker 2 (02:27:54):
So there's a lot of.

Speaker 3 (02:27:55):
People there in the Native American Music Hall of Fame.
Robbie Robertson, of course, you remember he was in the band.

Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
I didn't know. I don't think I knew he was
Native America. Oh yeah, he wore that on his sleeve. Boy. Really,
Oh yeah, Robbie Robertson, Yeah, I don't recall that. John
Densmore of these doors.

Speaker 3 (02:28:14):
Rita Coolidge if you remember her, well, Stevie Salace, remember
that guy. He was a guitar player. I think he
was back in like the eighties. He would do stuff
with people anyway, Blackfoot, Ricky Medlocke, who I think when
Skinner goes out, he might still.

Speaker 2 (02:28:29):
Be with them.

Speaker 3 (02:28:30):
But I think Blackfoot is very much in the rearview mirror.

Speaker 6 (02:28:33):
He gave Lou Diamond Phillips a nod for playing Richie
Valance mmm mm.

Speaker 7 (02:28:39):
Alan.

Speaker 3 (02:28:39):
Dennis Leary's in a sitcom called Going Dutch. I couldn't
stay with that.

Speaker 2 (02:28:42):
I hated it.

Speaker 3 (02:28:43):
I because I watch Joel McHale has a sitcom called
Animal Control that I think is very funny, and I
tried Going Dutch. It has Danny Putty in it. He
was on Community and I didn't stick with it, and
I'm not sure why.

Speaker 2 (02:28:58):
I think.

Speaker 3 (02:28:58):
I don't know if I like Dennis Leary he is
like a buttoned up guy. I like him as like
a more of a loose cannon and he's kind of
playing against type in that. Maybe I'll go back to it,
because I did kind of forget about that show, but
I lost it almost instantly. I watched many two episodes
of it.

Speaker 6 (02:29:14):
He was great in that show with Ray Romano whatever
that was on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (02:29:18):
He played they played brothers. Oh yeah, I liked him
in that with Lisa Kudro.

Speaker 2 (02:29:22):
Yep. Yeah, I liked that.

Speaker 8 (02:29:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:29:25):
I forget what that was called, but I did like
that a lot. It was called.

Speaker 6 (02:29:31):
No Good Deed, Yes, and he was a perfect Dennis
Leary character.

Speaker 7 (02:29:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:29:34):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (02:29:36):
Yeah, that show was a little bit of cotton candy
without question, and of course Rob. It was an Ice
Age reunion. Yeah for Ray and those guys Bennison. Yeah,
I like Ray Romano and dramatic stuff. He did a
show years ago called Men of a Certain Age with
Andre Brower, the late great Andre Brower.

Speaker 2 (02:29:53):
I don't know that many people watched it. It was
a very entertaining show.

Speaker 3 (02:29:56):
And he's he's a he's an inveterate gambler on our
friend Sebastian Maniscalco show too. He has a show called
Bookie on HBO, and Ray Romano is a guy who
just can't stop gambling, loses his wife, his house. He
was in, Uh, he was in that show that I'm
still pissed off HBO canceled Vinyl.

Speaker 2 (02:30:14):
Remember he was in that. He was great in that he.

Speaker 3 (02:30:16):
Had mutton chops and a big medallion. Because it was
set in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (02:30:19):
Dice was so good in that show. I don't remember
Dice in that.

Speaker 3 (02:30:23):
Oh yeah, I remember Bobby Cannabali and I remember Ray Romano.

Speaker 2 (02:30:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:30:26):
I'm so pissed that there's no ending to that. Like,
I loved that show. I can see why.

Speaker 2 (02:30:30):
They canceled Olivia Wild I think was in it.

Speaker 6 (02:30:32):
Yeah, she she had the murkin making appearance in that
night A little bit of Bush.

Speaker 3 (02:30:38):
Is that still on HBO? You know that's gonna be
under the Netflix banner, So.

Speaker 2 (02:30:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:30:43):
I would imagine, see it's got That's the thing like
when when these executives look at this stuff and they realize,
all right, we're gonna can this or whatever, and you
go back and you see there's an eight something score
on IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes gave it a seventy five, Like,
why don't they look at it and go, geez, maybe
we should make a second season.

Speaker 2 (02:31:00):
People seem to dig this. Is it just cost.

Speaker 3 (02:31:03):
At the time, they were like, this is a very
expensive show to make. That that's my all those shot
show cares. Yeah, I guess I forgot Blackfoot did Highway song.
Somebody said highway songs. Oh that's right. Yeah, sure, A
lot of these songs just kind of blend together.

Speaker 2 (02:31:19):
But I gotta take a break here. You want to
send a text.

Speaker 3 (02:31:23):
D Blackfoot drive home dude from Yeah, right, well.

Speaker 2 (02:31:30):
Black Oak, Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (02:31:31):
I'm just gonna listen to bands with black in the
name Sabbath, not you black Keys.

Speaker 2 (02:31:39):
I gotta break it The Allen.

Speaker 5 (02:31:41):
Cox Show on one.

Speaker 2 (02:31:46):
Lee Alan Cox Show, Your piece of crap two.

Speaker 8 (02:31:49):
Want six seven eight one double oh seven or one
three eight one double.

Speaker 7 (02:31:53):
Oh seven.

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Speaker 2 (02:32:12):
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Speaker 3 (02:32:16):
I don't know, spiritual guidance Alan Cox showstickers a dealer's choice,
and if you listen on the iHeartRadio app, tell me
where you are if you are out of state. Calves
play tonight after what they lost to Portland Wednesday night.
They play the San Antonio Spurs tonight, even more formidable
opponents Tonight seven thirty tip off here at home, so

(02:32:40):
there's gonna be a lap down town Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (02:32:43):
Tonight is going to be electric.

Speaker 3 (02:32:47):
San Antonio Tonight seven thirty seven o'clock pregame, and then
tomorrow night the Warriors will be in town. And immediately
following the Calves game is our Saturday Night Metal show.
Tomorrow our penultimate episode for twenty twenty five, Me and Corey,
Ronick and Pet Butler show is called two Hours to Midnight.
If you are a metal fan, it would bohoove you

(02:33:08):
to join us because it's a lot of fun. Two
hours and Nothing but Metal next week on the show.
After today, we will have seven live shows remaining rob
in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (02:33:19):
Our last live show.

Speaker 3 (02:33:20):
Will be December the sixteenth, and then we'll return on
January five. I will have passes for you to check
out Magic of Lights out there at Victory Sports Park
that was the scene of Buzzardfest a few summers ago,
and you can return to the scene of the crime
to check out the Magic of Lights Wonderland Walk. Maybe

(02:33:43):
you don't want to go through one of these residential
neighborhoods and watch what some guys strapped to his house.
Maybe you want to get out to Magical Lights. If
you want to see the Monsters play the Charlotte Checkers,
I think you'll arrive at that name for a team.
You gotta be digging deep right like they're out of options.

(02:34:03):
I don't know, what do you think about the chess
That sounds kind of dumb. Monsters Checkers. On January third,
you can ring in the new year with some cold
Steel on ice.

Speaker 2 (02:34:16):
Tickets for the next week. You want to go see Tesla.

Speaker 3 (02:34:18):
They are playing the first week of February at MGM
Minthfield Park and you can see the Caves take on
the Chicago Bulls December the nineteenth, the Rocket Arena. We'll
have the Bulls robed. I'm gonna miss that game. I'll
be in Toronto in the nineteenth. Aren't they playing them
back to back nights?

Speaker 2 (02:34:36):
They are.

Speaker 3 (02:34:37):
They're in Chicago on the seventeenth and they are here
on the nineteenth.

Speaker 2 (02:34:40):
Okay today, but I.

Speaker 3 (02:34:42):
Will be giving away tickets for the game here, tickets
for the game. I can't give away tickets for the
game in Chicago. You probably could. That would require we'd
have to do the airfare and the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (02:34:53):
We just give away tickets. Yeah, guarantee anything. You want
to go to the game. Here's some tickets. Get your
ass there.

Speaker 3 (02:34:58):
Yeah, you would a front of the un Center. Ye
in the seventeen to you? Yeah, everybody talking about Lebron
breaking his scoring streak, he had already blown past Jordan's
We talked to you know, kind of alluded to that earlier.
They are playing two different versions of basketball or two
different basketball environments.

Speaker 2 (02:35:17):
Yeah, such a different time.

Speaker 3 (02:35:19):
Lebron's scoring streak was older than the iPhone, but he
opted to pass for a buzzer beater. He finished with
eight points. Nearly nineteen years he scored at least ten
points a game.

Speaker 2 (02:35:35):
This has to be it, right, What do you mean
he can't? This is it? He's retiring at the end
of this right.

Speaker 3 (02:35:40):
Oh, at the end of this season. Yeah, wouldn't you
make a bigger deal? I mean, he's forty. Wouldn't you
make a bigger deal out of it? Or do you
think he wants to go out in a nice round number?

Speaker 8 (02:35:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
I don't think he needs to.

Speaker 3 (02:35:49):
No, I don't. Everything with him is so calculated. And
it's not even mid season yet, you know what I mean.
So if he's going to do the Lebron James Goodbye
Tour halfway point?

Speaker 2 (02:36:01):
Oh, I see? You know what I mean? You don't
do one more full season? I don't. Does he do
you think he goes? I don't know, man, I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:36:07):
Does he come home to retire as a Cavalier or
does he retire as a Laker?

Speaker 6 (02:36:11):
I think he well, I think he retires as a
member of the Lakers, but I think he retires as
a Cleveland Cavalier.

Speaker 2 (02:36:16):
You think so, yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (02:36:17):
Think because you can pick right, like you get to
choose who you go in as I have to.

Speaker 2 (02:36:21):
Assume some of these dudes they sign him for like
a day and then.

Speaker 6 (02:36:25):
One day contract. They just did that with Gronk and
retire as a Tampa Bay buccaneer a Patriot. Oh jerk,
that's what I get for that something that bulls joke.

Speaker 2 (02:36:37):
Didn't he follow Brady down to Tampa? Yeah? Yeah, Edelman?
It was so funny.

Speaker 6 (02:36:42):
Julian Edelman told the story about how Brady reached out
to him too, and he's like, come on, man, come
do a season with me. Gronk's gonna come. He's like,
we'll put one more super Bowl trophy on the mantle.
And Edelman's like, dude, I'm just hiring a Patriot.

Speaker 8 (02:36:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:36:55):
He's like, I am never sane, ever, ever, ever ever
playing football again.

Speaker 2 (02:36:59):
It's all over.

Speaker 3 (02:37:01):
He's like, come on, you got another season in you.
He's like, nope, I'm a Patriot for life.

Speaker 2 (02:37:04):
Yeah. Gronk jumped at the money as anybody would.

Speaker 3 (02:37:08):
Listen, Rob, when it's all over for me and showbiz
and I hang up my cans for good. I'm hoping
to retire as a member of the w MMS air staff.

Speaker 2 (02:37:21):
We are that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:37:22):
Who knows I could go back home. I could go
to any one of my other stations. Oh I'm saying
I meant me oh with you like I Well, I mean,
if if tomorrow we don't get to retire, they'll come
to us and go get done fired.

Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
Yeah, you're done, get out of here.

Speaker 6 (02:37:34):
Or if somebody may call you tomorrow and say, hey,
we really want you to come come do mornings here here,
and you're gonna be like, hey, Rob will see, I
gotta go.

Speaker 2 (02:37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:37:43):
That's all they have to do is offer me five
dollars more see and I'm gone. And then what I'm like, Kaiser,
So you got me sitting here right be the Robin
Jets show. Oh come on, I'd listened wherever I landed,
I'd listened. Oh no, no, no call in. I'm going
with you.

Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
Hey, can I talk to the Clint Rattler.

Speaker 3 (02:38:04):
I'm hanging under your coattails. Boy, Oh come on, wherever
we're going, my coattails are very thin. We're going together,
very thin. I'm hanging on for dear life.

Speaker 2 (02:38:13):
Well, who knows, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:38:15):
Julian Edelman, of course was a golden flash.

Speaker 2 (02:38:20):
Didn't he go to Kent State? I think he did?

Speaker 3 (02:38:23):
I thought people talked about Julian Edelman being a Kent State.
I don't know if he graduated from there, but I
thought he went to Kent statea that he played football
for Kent State.

Speaker 2 (02:38:30):
I wouldn't argue it. Let me look it up. I
can't say Golden Flashes. I believe is their college career. Yep,
Kent State.

Speaker 3 (02:38:38):
Yeah, look at you, cotton Balls with the slam dunk.
I was thinking it, but I didn't say it because
I'm like, no one's going to get it. Cotton Ball says.
The Charlotte Checkers are just big Richard Nixon fans.

Speaker 2 (02:38:52):
Listen, that's a deep dive.

Speaker 3 (02:38:55):
If you're a nerd of a certain order, That one
was right on the middle for you. Stephen Canton probably
rightly pointing out that's probably named after checking people into
the boards in hockey. I would not, I literally would
not have arrived at that. So thank you, Steve. The

(02:39:16):
Checkers as a verb, not as like you know we're gonna,
you know, black and red discs on a board.

Speaker 7 (02:39:27):
All.

Speaker 3 (02:39:27):
We have a local community here in Jacksonville where each
home puts up an extravagant light display and people drive
through the neighborhood. So one street can be backed up
for hours, requiring police intervention.

Speaker 2 (02:39:42):
I just wonder.

Speaker 3 (02:39:44):
I don't know if you live in that neighborhood. First off,
you have two choices. Okay, I can just deal with
there being a constant rush hour traffic through my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (02:39:54):
Or I can cover my house in lights. How does
that work?

Speaker 3 (02:39:58):
Let's say you live on that strea or it doesn't
have to be unanimity among the residents. I don't know,
but there are residential neighborhoods like that where there's one
or two houses that are covered in lights the full griswold,
and if you're one of the other people on the street,
you're like, Okay, I guess I'll invest in some blackout curtains. Yeah, right,

(02:40:22):
Like I don't know. One of our Richmond bureau chiefs
who listens on iHeartRadio sent me the story about a
cat cafe right there in Richmond that had to close
because it was flooded. Buy a cat awesome, I mean,
how else would it be flooded? I mean the place

(02:40:44):
is crawling of cats.

Speaker 2 (02:40:46):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:40:46):
We went to Louisville, Kentucky a couple of halloweens ago
because they have this huge walk through pumpkin art thing
in one of their parks, and so we wanted to
take our daughter and the next day, who took her
to this cat cafe in downtown Louisville, Kentucky. And obviously,
you know it was part of it was like a

(02:41:07):
coffee bar, and then you go in and you're playing,
you sit with cats, and obviously they're looking for people
to adopt cats too. Some people come in they just
want to sit with the cats or whatever. But so
there are a lot of these and this one in
Richmond is called the per Ficked Bean because most of
these places are also like a coffee house too, where

(02:41:28):
they serve smoothies or something else. It just opened its
past summer and they flooded a series of freak accidents
involving a single cat named Roller.

Speaker 2 (02:41:40):
Now I love that.

Speaker 3 (02:41:41):
I would love to see some security footage of this,
because the phrase a series of freak accidents.

Speaker 2 (02:41:48):
I would love to see what happened.

Speaker 3 (02:41:50):
Like a Rube Goldberg thing, right, like the cat jumps
on the thing and then it falls over here and
then you know, knock something else over. Major flooding at
the cat cafe has closed the business. Roller a towel

(02:42:10):
and a sink caused problems. The business said that all
the cats were lounging on furniture at the time and
were covered in water.

Speaker 2 (02:42:23):
You know how much cats love water.

Speaker 3 (02:42:24):
Well, this is what I was gonna ask. I've never
had a cat. I've dated people who have cats. I
have friends that have cats. I was never clear if
that was a myth that cats don't like what they
I mean, I've seen video of people like bathing their cats,
So I'm like, is that just a weird cat or
is it a myth that cats.

Speaker 2 (02:42:41):
Don't like water?

Speaker 6 (02:42:42):
No, I think they hate it. Okay, and again, don't
I don't have cats. I don't like cats. I'm allergic
to cats. Just even this conversation, I'm getting stuffy.

Speaker 2 (02:42:49):
But oh like that hard against cats, like real eyes
will swell up.

Speaker 6 (02:42:54):
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, my daughters are even worse. But
I have it terrible.

Speaker 3 (02:42:58):
But yeah, I've seen forever people are like, oh yeah,
cats hate getting wet.

Speaker 2 (02:43:03):
They hate that he can't bathe them. Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:43:07):
Well, this cat cafe they're in Richmond said that the
damage will realistically cause them to be closed for the
rest of the year. Now, the rest of the year
is a few weeks. Yeah, but what are you gonna do.

Speaker 2 (02:43:21):
To get attack?

Speaker 3 (02:43:26):
Well, and if they fire you, I shan't listen to
this radio station anymore. Well, it's always sweet and people
say that, but they'd be it's all habitual. They'd be
back the the uh something about five thousand to be
in here, right, guaranteed human can't last forever. You gotta

(02:43:46):
stay with the times. Maybe they'd let me stay in
here and operate the robit.

Speaker 2 (02:43:53):
Yeah, right, what do you think about that? Dave?

Speaker 3 (02:43:57):
Ha ha ha, oh god, I'm running ha ha.

Speaker 2 (02:44:03):
H ha ha hey.

Speaker 3 (02:44:06):
I think it would be great if David Lee Roth
was hanging out with us at that show, don't you.

Speaker 15 (02:44:14):
M David.

Speaker 2 (02:44:21):
Run in that's so I think, ha ha ha.

Speaker 7 (02:44:36):
Yes, Wisconsin univers.

Speaker 2 (02:44:41):
I don't know Alan what orgy ha ha god ha ha.
Those roads are still wet and.

Speaker 3 (02:44:58):
Sloppy, according to our traffic person, those roads are wet
and sloppy.

Speaker 2 (02:45:08):
Huh. The Humor bought five thousands. The Humor bought five
thousand up.

Speaker 6 (02:45:20):
Guaranteed human. They just did down the show on Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:45:30):
Oh, come on of.

Speaker 3 (02:45:34):
Yeah, hmmmm, I can't put Dave's voice through the robot
mic only no because it's a this is a handheld mic,
so I have to bring it over here, and I
can't run anything.

Speaker 2 (02:45:50):
Well, you could hear it. I can change the hey,
what's up man? Wolf?

Speaker 16 (02:46:08):
And then there's I like the one that like hold
on there's a pitch one where I can sing.

Speaker 2 (02:46:12):
I thought we were getting a check in with one two, three,
four five? Hey, what's up? My?

Speaker 16 (02:46:20):
It's not like the b sharps my Hello, mahoney, Hello, Hello,
my rag time? Go hello my ragtime?

Speaker 2 (02:46:44):
Is it for the humor bot?

Speaker 6 (02:46:54):
I thought we were getting a check in with ghost
Bag the actor there. For a minute, That's what I
thought was happening. He got he got that part in.
Uh he said, Dogs asked in the last movie, Dogs,
how did that go?

Speaker 16 (02:47:13):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:47:14):
I didn't wrap my choices in the room, did you?
Did you not wink properly? Somebody else? I was removed
from the credits, so.

Speaker 3 (02:47:24):
Somebody else is getting real he checks of dogs.

Speaker 2 (02:47:28):
Hello, my baby Hello? Anyway, alright, that's.

Speaker 3 (02:47:33):
Fun with whatever. So you weren't replaced by Ai dogs
Anus no, no, no, replaced by yeah, replaced by an
actual person in the role of dogs Anus.

Speaker 2 (02:47:47):
Yeah. That was my favorite I don't even remember the
context of that. I don't either.

Speaker 3 (02:47:54):
He was he was checking in, he went into acting, oh,
because he wasn't right new side hustle and something. Anyway,
what are you playing? A dog's anus? A dog's anus? Hey, listen,
it's hard out here for a pimp man. You gotta do,

(02:48:15):
you know, do whatever you gotta do. Yeah, you really do.
You you've gotta. If you're gonna be in any kind
of creative endeavor, you have got to cobble together some
kind of living Dave, are you auditioning for the dogs anus?

Speaker 16 (02:48:28):
Now?

Speaker 3 (02:48:29):
I must leave you as the Brady bunches on and
I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 2 (02:48:35):
Get out here.

Speaker 15 (02:48:37):
Be careful of what you say. Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:48:58):
One slip and you know through Big brother is watching you.
And on with all narratives. Remember obedience pain. And when
you watch that Davy screens, remember it works both ways.

(02:49:18):
You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big brother is watching you.