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Speaker 11 (01:07):
Okay, what's going on? Good afternoon, Welcome, greetings and all
that valutation.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
From us to you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm Alan Cox, thanks for being here, appreciated. Say how
to Rob. Anthony's right over there?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Did you vote this morning?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I sure?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Did?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
H Did you go into them stickers?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I did not?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, I didn't either.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
She's like, here you go, and I said no, no,
thank you? Yeah. I got right up here.
Speaker 11 (01:35):
I saw our friend Duke, you know, he'll check in
from Bay Village every so often, and he's always a
working hard at my closest polling place. So I got
up this morning, got there right when they opened at
six thirty. It's me and a bunch of elderly people.
And it was very cold this morning. Very cold, yes,
And it's close enough where I can walk about a
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five or six minute walk to my polling place. And
so I got up rob and I threw on a
toasty coat and made my way up the street. But yeah,
they have a big I think for like these kind
of you know, lower key elections, not a lot of
people grab the eye voted sticker. It feels like something
that people want to grab for bigger elections.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And I'm not sure why, because the sticker doesn't.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Know where they're at.
Speaker 11 (02:20):
Well, I mean, if they hand me one, I'm not
going to like rebuff them. I'm not going to take
one off the table, you know. And I'm certainly I
don't know if I don't think i'd post.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
A picture of it. You know, people I voted.
Speaker 11 (02:33):
Well, no, hey, listen, I was an avid non voter
for many, many years, and I am still ambivalent about
the practicality of it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But as a citizen.
Speaker 11 (02:43):
You can certainly certainly make the case that you should
be out there doing what you can do. And of
course you d oral elections and things like that, but
all politics is local, Rob, So it's those smaller elections
that really will have the most impact in your community. Right,
everybody votes in a big one, but it's really the
small ones where things happen.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And as you know, that's what I've been telling Melissa
for years.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes, it's the smaller things where things happen.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Baby, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's not the motion of the it's not what is
it. It's not the size of the boat.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It's the motion of the ocean.
Speaker 11 (03:17):
Motion of the ocean. Yes, hey, anyway, welcome. If you'd
like to join us today, please do. I'll just randomly
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course if you want to watch the show, perhaps you'd
like to see Rob's and my Shining Faces.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You can go to the Allan Cox Show YouTube channel.
Speaker 11 (03:50):
Was having some difficulty with the podcast making it to
our particular platforms last night, so I was uh trying
to get that going into the wee hours last night
because I was getting messages from people and while on
its surface, rob it might be frustrating, I'm still gratified
by how many people are upset when that show is
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not there on their favorite podcast platform. Now, the way
that they articulate their displeasure.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
That's where that's where it leaves.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
Well, listen, people, you know, everybody stressed, the f out
man people. You know, Uh, I was in here all
morning doing my normal preparation for this Dog and Pony show,
and they started putting up the Christmas decorations in here.
You know, we share this studio with Mark Nolan, jumpa
channel on the Magic Morning Show, and they Now, I'll.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Show you first what's going on back here. All right,
there's the tree.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh isn't that nice? Isn't that cute?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
That's great. Tree. Don't be a scrooge. I'm not being
a scrooge.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You couldn't use a little more cheer.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
Now you'll notice this thing back here behind my shoulder
where the bureau chief map usually is. It does look
like a festive glory hole, it sure does, but that's
not what that is. That's a big light switch so
that they can demarket before Christmas music and.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
After Christmas music every and it's a big to do
the music.
Speaker 12 (05:25):
Change it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
No, I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't risk I wouldn't
risk it. Ah, what a it is a festive glory Well, listen,
I'm happy to uh, I'm happy to share.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You know.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
There's a certain contingent of people around here rob that
kind of They walk on eggshells around me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And I'm not sure why.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
It's because I think, primarily other than doing the program,
I don't say much around here, you know, And I'm
a man of few words. I save them for when
the red light is on and I'm getting paid. But
they're like, it's completely fine. You do what you've got
to do and I'll do my work, and it's it's
just fine. Worried about it at all?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Were you getting questioned.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well, oh, well we don't we can wait. I go no, no, no,
do your thing.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Man.
Speaker 11 (06:16):
Everybody's busy. Everybody's got their stuff to do. You go ahead,
and I'll be right here. And you know, I don't
want to be in your way either.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I mean, no one works here anymore. Can't we have
our own studio now?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But I'm not looking to move studios.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
I mean, I got you know, we we left the
street Side studio because the novelty of that wore off
real fast, and we moved in here, you know, And
if we just moved to another studio, we just be
in another studio you mean.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Next door, Yeah, because Jeremiah's hap.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I mean, there's nobody there, So then we don't have
to look at Holly Jolly for two months.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But they use a different program than we do.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yeah, don't they? I think so? Yeah, but I think
you can use that in any studio. Oh you can,
I think so. I guess that would probably be the
key point them out, get out. Yeah, I mean, now
it's all decorated, and I'm not grumpy. I'm not I'm
not scrooging. They're doing the big thing on Friday, and
I'm not gonna be here. So I'm thrilled that I
don't have to deal with Holly Jolly. But the Keiths
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were already out there playing Christmas music all day today?
Do you hear that when you walked out this week?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I did not know. I was out there very early
this morning and that was not on.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:24):
And then when I got into that must have been
after I got in here.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
To the studio, probably okay, and they were, you know,
as soon as they did it, they're ramping up. Yeah,
And as soon as they did it, turn and looked
at me. You know it's gonna piss them off. Well,
you know what?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Though?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I didn't say a word.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
On a not a related subject, but I did have
a brief conversation with our grand puba here and I
heard Cleveland Keith Hotchkins, and he wanted to assure me
that the wheels are in motion.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
To get our phone and the wheel.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
In motion for like six months.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
I fear that someone is lying to young Keith Hotchkiss,
because has he explained it to me? I said, that
can't possibly be how things work in this multi billion
dollar company. He was explaining to me that a couple
of our regional vps were included on an email chain,
and I was like, and I have good relationships with
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both of those people. I like them a lot, but
I'm like why would they be involved at all? And
he was kind of like as frustrated as anyone else, like,
I don't always know how things work in this company,
but this how they do it. And the implication, the
implication was that even to hire a phone screener, a
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minimum wage position, supposedly there's some thing that goes all
the way up to the CFO of this company. I said,
that can not be the way this works. So someone now,
I take him at his word, so I would never
say he was lying to me, but someone is lying
to him that the CFO of this company goes, I'm
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gonna need do we need to have a minimum wage
fun screener in Cleveland? If that's what he's laser focused on.
If that gets anywhere near his orbit, we are in bigger,
uh bigger.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We have bigger problems than I thought we did. It's
sitting with some group of people that approve highers. I
think he's right now. Whether that person actually clicks the
button that says yes, you can hire this person or not,
I don't know, but I do know that it takes
these ridiculous chains of approval where like thirty five people
need to sign off on everything we do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But that's what I do understand.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
I mean, given the absurd levels of management in this
entire company, I don't even know why would ever get
to the.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Main guy's desk. Who knows? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
So anyway, power, I'm like, this is it's a it's
an hourly position.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Now here's my prediction. It's never gonna happen.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
So I have to get myself into the mindset now
where when somebody calls, I'll just pick them up. I'll say, now,
there's nobody on the line right there, so I'll close
that out and then I'll just you know, we really
spun the wheel yesterday, didn't We We got some I
don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
I've in the one corner here, we've got the festive gloryhole,
and then we've got the tree in the other and
I've got my brought my wheel back in here you go.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So I'll spin that and then we'll see who we have.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I don't think anything could go wrong.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
I think that we might stumble into an amazing new
facet this program wheel.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Oh call the car show one.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
If you ever get the feeling that he doesn't love.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
You, don't you love me too?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Feel again Allan Cocks.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
On one hundred point seven Wmmas.
Speaker 14 (11:18):
In a Cleveland station November's chill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh what a side.
Speaker 14 (11:29):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen.
Speaker 15 (11:35):
Whispers grow. What's behind that panel's glow? That's the glory Hole?
What could it be? The hod of the joy or
a mystery penhill spells ring as the swinging in on
a shindle leer with festive glory holster.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Glory bank. Hell, well done.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I gotta see if Hayden Grove will come in and
sing that live, because I bet he could nail it.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Jays, it's great.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
It's just a core, but rumors flew through every floor.
A Santa spy, a holiday prank, or maybe a slot
for a treat filled bang listen fil calling wild ideas,
holiday cheer.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Fested be.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Tess The Glory Hole by.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
John Mister Ai overlords will invariably and eventually enslave us.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
But until then, boy, they can come up with some
funds stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I can't believe they didn't use wank when they were
going for the the rhyme there, like you would have
thought through the hole for a wank would have been
the line, right, Rob.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
I don't question the inner workings of artificial and intelligence.
I just leave it to the digital gods to the glory.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Carter is in Madonna. Hello, Carter, Hello, what's up man?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I'm just pulling back into my works yard bottle the
stage for you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, okay, how can I help?
Speaker 16 (13:29):
So I've never called into the radio before, and uh,
I'm a person who likes to talk, and so I
thought it was just something I should do once in
my life, you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (13:40):
Now, why is it given that criteria Carter that you've
never called into a show before?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Well, uh, I.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Was actually not a radio listener before I started this job,
and typically I listened to Rovers Morning Glory. But when
I got to go run out later in the day,
I get to catch your show, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That is nice. It's like the book ends.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Where do you work, Carter?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I do excavation in Madona.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
We're called Madina Excavating.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, so they're they're they're just the trucks very literally.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Then, yes, yeah, there's not much else, just digging holes
in land pipe pretty much?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And you are you are an excavator.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yep, pipe later.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Is there any filling going on or is it just
the excavating?
Speaker 17 (14:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Gotta bury it once you once you dig, Yeah, yeah,
you sure do. That's what my grandma said about my grandpa.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
AnyWho.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Okay, listen, uh okay, Uh, well Carter, you did it right,
You made it happy.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, all right, most time when I call and I'll
have something actually to talk about.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I mean, that is ideal.
Speaker 11 (14:53):
But I'll give you a past this time, since you
were popping your cherry here, Okay, I'm honored.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta had to get it over with.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
All right, thank you, cart all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
See dude, Hey, there's Carter's out there.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
Madonna's doing a lot of excavating for the aptly named
Madina Excavation. Alan, you said that the wheels were in
motion for your phone screener.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
How honey, wheels are in motion?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Wheels?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
About that?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That feels optimistic?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah? You wheels?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Even that feels a little.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
One wheel right?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Well, what's the minimum number of wheels that can be
in motion?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
One wheel? Right?
Speaker 11 (15:35):
Your Cleveland. Cavalier's still off tonight. It's like nobody wants
to work anymore. They're gonna play the Sixers.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Though, tomorrow night.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Here in Cleveland at the Rocket Arena. Joel mb'd boy,
this guy he just got a fifty thousand dollars fine
for doing the Crouch.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Cross or whatever.
Speaker 11 (15:54):
It is, not five thousand, not five thousand, fifty thousand.
But again he makes like, you know, fifty million dollars
a year, So that's like walking around money.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Can you just Venmo the league?
Speaker 11 (16:05):
If you're one of those guys, do you have Venmo
Adam Silver, here's my fifty thousand dollars. Fine, he just
calls his business manager and goes cut these crackers at check.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I'm sure they just take it out of his pay right.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Wouldn't be more dramatic, though, if he wrote them a check. Oh,
of course, rather than garnish his wages. He's checking his paycheck.
Hey wait, decide he didn't have direct deposit, right, So
he gets a check for ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Where's that other fifty grand? Can't you guys write dad?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Damn it? I pointed at my crutch.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Oh anyway, six Ers Calves tomorrow night at seven o'clock
here on the buzzard. So six thirty pregame is when
you'll get to Cavalier's basketball. It's gonna have actor John
Slattery on today. I had a promo running all morning
rob to that effect, but some scheduling issues came up
and so no John Slattery today. I was excited to
talk to him, but it's not gonna happen today. But
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that's just fine.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Dick Cheney went limp new Uh. Dick Cheney died, and
it is interesting to see people kind of retcon history
now in current times. There are a lot of people
who pride themselves on not knowing anything about history. But
Dick Cheney died. He was eighty four years old.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Of course, Maga instantly began to troll his daughter, Liz
Cheney class acts all about what about how her dad
was going to hell and how she sucks and the
usual dim witted Maga stuff. But aren't they on the
same team now? He's old school boy.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He's see you think you think George Bush was a dummy,
you compare that to the dummies we got now running things. Uh,
he looks like an elder statesman.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
I mean Dick Cheney was essentially the president when George W.
Bush was in there until Bush kind of put on
his big boy pants and wanted nothing to do with
you know, like they stopped talking from like oh four
to the end of the presidency. It because he didn't
like that notion that Dick Cheney was the man behind
the curtain in the Bush presidency, right, And a terrible shot,
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terrible shot. Shot his buddy in the face on a
duck hunt. He's a face and he even his friend
ended up like basically going like, hey, my face was
just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
My bad.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
Yeah, sorry about that. Buddy is who was a lawyer.
They're in a duck hunt and he shot. They were
hunting birds something, and he shot his friend in the face.
And his friend his live audio from when that happened,
Dick Cheney shot his friend.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Do you have the actual shot? Oh, my godness bad.
Speaker 11 (18:50):
He suffered wounds to his face, neck, and upper torso.
The guy was seventy eight years old at the time.
He had a minor heart attack a couple of days
later because bird shot moved into his heart. Oh like,
this guy lived with pellets in his body and He
eventually unbelievably apologized to the Cheney family for what they
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had to go through that week.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
So sorry, you shot me in my face.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That is Ride or die Boy?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
How about that?
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Anyway, So Dick Cheney, a man with all the charisma
of Dick Cheney, is gone at eighty four. Now people
have long debated whether or not this man is a
war criminal. You know, he's almost single handedly behind the
war in Rock, the manufacturer of the story of weapons
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of mass destruction, that whole thing. And you might recall
Dick Cheney was initially tasked by George W.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Bush to find him a vice president.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
He was heading up the Exploratory Committee to find George W.
Bush a vice president, and Dick Cheney said, hey, how
about I do it? And Dick Cheney had been well
established in Washington circles. He had been with previous administrations,
and they figured that he would be a perfect counterbalance
to George W. Bush because you know, Bush didn't really
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like to read that much. Right now, of course, we
have a president that needs everything in crayon. But George W.
Bush back then, you know, that was like a big deal.
There were people giving him a hard time and Dick
Cheney was in all the brief things, and he was,
you know, but it got to a point, I think
a post nine to eleven where George Bush wanted to
look like he was in charge. He didn't want to
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look like he got caught flat footed anymore, and he
almost dropped Cheney from the ticket, if memory serves, so
he kind of tried to transition into being his own man.
So people, I'm sure will be tossing around Dick Cheney
like a rhetorical pinata over the next couple of days.
And obviously a very polarizing guy. He had been the
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CEO of a company called Halliburton, So even when he
was in the White House, his again, given what's happening
in current day, all of these things back then twenty
years ago that were setting people's hair on fire. Now
there's such a torrent and flood of corruption that you
can't even keep it straight. But back then they were like,
this guy can't be vice president. He was the CEO
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of an oil company. That's a clear conflict of interest,
and it actually meant something. But yeah, they went Mago
went right after Liz Cheney because she and her father
had the audacity to criticize Donald Trump, and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So you know a lot of people. Now I won't
lie to you. Christian Bale played him in a movie
called Vice that was quite interesting.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Back in the day.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
Darryl Hammond would play him on Saturday Night Live, and
he always played him like when Burgess Meredith played the
President or sorry, President Freudian slipped the penguin on the
Old Batman Show. You know, that's how Daryl Hammond, if
I recall correctly, that's how Daryl Hammond would imitate Cheney.
But I thought Dick Cheney was already dead. So when
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I saw this, I was like, really, I thought he
had died. And so, you know, but never seemed to
really bother Dick Cheney that he was considered some evil genius.
He's like, hey, it's okay, hey, But he was in
a bunch of different administrations.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
He was in George W. Bush's dad's administration.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
That's why they were kind of like, hey, we need
somebody to be the adult in the room with Junior here,
who never wanted to be president in the first place, right,
he wanted to be baseball commissioner. So but the Bush dynasty,
which ended not with a bang, but with a Jeb
and Dick Cheney was kind of the.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Man behind the curtain there for the years, and he
is dead.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Any if their kids have political aspirations, like, I haven't
really heard much about any of them, with the exception
of the one that's on what the Today Show or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Right, Jenna Hagar Bush isn't isn't she the one?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I think?
Speaker 11 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, so that's the I think his grandson Harry
is running for some kind of state senate.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Okay, so there is something there then, so they're going
to keep trying to Oh ha.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
A ran right by it in three one. Okay, I
just pulled the pin and threw it in the room.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Waited this. I'm like, oh, so there is aspirations from
oh a grandson Harry, come on, Baldy.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Barbara and Jenna are WA's daughters, and I think that
their kids are probably little little kids, so I don't know.
I don't think he has like grown grandkids. But yeah,
Jeb Bush was governor of Florida, you might recall, back
in the day, and he was the police clap guy,
and w was the governor of Texas back in the
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day as well. I've now again if you immediately, are
one of those people who missed Dick Cheney. Fear not,
because that spirit still lives in one Lindsay Graham.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I feel good.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
About the Republican Party.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I feel good about where we're going as the nation.
We're killing all the right people, or were cutting your taxes?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Alan Mario Lopez.
Speaker 18 (24:29):
Here, the holidays are just around the corner, and it's
a wonderful time to spend time with family and friends
and give thanks. But it's also the time of the
year where most people commit suicide. So check on your
friends and family. Okay, hate the show. This is Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
By Wow, Mario Lopez. He's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Oddly enough, that's a better read than the one he
did for human trafficking.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Right that ad we're running on the app?
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, what's up? It's Mario Lopez. Back to school.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
It's an exciting time.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
My body can also be overwhelming, and kids may feel
isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers can.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Exploit a bit. They're still creeper vans on your street. Well,
that's nice of him to check in. He must have heard,
you know, he took it.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
He took our gentle ribbing with a grain of salt
and figure that he would check in with us.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And boy, he's right though.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
You know, this is that time of year, boy where
if you're prone to depression, I certainly hope that you
have family and friends that can look in on you
the holidays.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I won't lie to you.
Speaker 11 (25:33):
I'm no fan of the holidays, and I'm no, I'm
not really a grinch or a scrooge or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
They just it's not something that specially resonates with me.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
I'm looking forward to him this year.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Well, I look forward to it in a sense that
like we're not on you know, we take some time
off at the end of the year, and you know,
now I'll go home and see my family for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
That'll be fun. I'm doing Thanksgiving here and then Christmas home.
But I'm looking forard to like seeing every for.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You guys drive throughhode Island.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, wof, it's not that bad. No, nine and a half,
ten hours, I mean, I gotta do that this weekend.
I got a long drive, boy. Yeah, I gotta go
to Virginia for a lacrosse tournament this Yeah, so nine
or ten hours, you guys all packed into the woody
and headed off to have told you I'm actually gonna
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rent a car this time.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think that's a smart move.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, man, I'm like, why do I keep putting all
these miles on my own car.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Like a big SUV or something. Yeah, everybody can stretch out.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
I look, it's gonna cost me like three hundred bucks
to rent a suburban for a week.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, stupid to not Yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:40):
I used to do that when I would make the
drive home, you know, when my older kids were younger.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah, I just rent a car. Yeah, I mean it's
it's it's no money. It's a no brainer.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
Now, how many stops you take the Pennsylvania Turnpike most
of the way or how do you know?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Because we're going to Massachusetts, so we'll go through New York.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh you will? Okay, they come through and through Albany
and yep.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Radical Massachusetts turn Pike exit seven and I'm home everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah? All right. I definitely gonna have this song on repeat.
Drive the Kid's nuts. Yeah it is such a good
tune too. Man, Lindsay got how much I just love
everything Lindsay Buckingham does. Well.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
He was definitely a very you know, they've been talking
about this fiftieth anniversary tour for rumors and you are
on team forget about it, Lindsay Bucking. There's no Christine McVie. Yeah,
but it sounds like he would be part of it. No,
I know, but I still don't like how they handle behind.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
I came out things I don't know the knicks, you know,
And I get it, but and I still feel like
doing it now that Christie's dead, I feel like is
a in poor taste.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Well, it's not their fault that she died when she did.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I know, but still I think you let it go
at that point. Yeah, she was like, if there was
a mascot for that band, and that's not a look
of her face, joke. If there was a mascot of
that band, it was her.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You think. So?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, who else carried that torch more than Christy MCVIEE
Stevie Nicks, No really, Stevie Nicks was I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm done, I see, I see the anchor of the band.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, I just I just love the Fleetwood Mac
just typifies the notion that the music is more important
than whatever issues we have with each other. Now, obviously,
fame and fortune are a part of that too. Nobody's
gonna let a couple of extramarital affairs within the band,
you know, stop the money train. But still everybody in
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that band was banging everybody else in that band.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh yeah, and one by one they.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Had to be like, hey we got you know, they
got some great material out of it. Provided you like
Fleetwood Mac. There's some people that find them insufferable. I
love Fleetwood Mac same. I saw them on that. I
took my ex wife from Mother's Day one year, so
it probably would have been ninety eight or ninety nine.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Was that when they reunited? Yeah, the reunion.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I did get to see them all together, which I'm
so happy about because if you obviously saw them now
after Christine mcpee is dead.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
But yeah, that live album they released from that reunion
tour is definitely, without question, the dance, the dance. That
version of Tusk by far the best thing I've ever
heard from Fleetwood Mac with the USC marching band and
all that stuff comes out. It's awesome. Tusk Tusk bat
bat bat bat bat Bana.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
I don't think I have live Oh yeah I do
live Tusk so cool, hell and let me start again so.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I can swot into it.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
I mean they're playing it with the band and it
sounds like just a band doing it like at a
football game. Yea with the old marching band up popular songs,
you know.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
But.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
A Lindsay scream He certainly likes a scream boy. Amazingly
underrated guitar player Lindsey Buckingham Yep, yeah, does not get
mentioned nearly enough.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
I think there's a local news anchor, a female named
Lindsey Buckingham. I think she might be over at Channel three,
and every time I see her pop up, I go, well,
I'd really like to listen to some Fleetwood Mac right now,
I have to infer that her parents were big fans.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Right.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
It's like, why is this massive Fleetwood Mac bump in Cleveland, Ohio?
We can't figure it out, but every time it seems
to happen every single day around ten thirty.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Yep, I'm trying because the ones that I like aren't
necessarily the hits, right. I like a couple of b sides.
I like think about me. I like never going back again,
never going back again to my favorite.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I like.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
A gypsy. Actually it's not true. Secondhand news I think
is my favorite. Great great song. I think that's probably
my favorite. Fleetood Maxon.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
Like if you let me down in the tall grass
and let me do my stuff is what he says, Right,
let me do my stuff?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Which stuff are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You know what my stuff is? Just let me do
my stuff?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Do it?
Speaker 11 (31:19):
What a great That would be great to be in
like a proposal or like wedding vows. You know, just
let me lay you down in the tall grass and
let me do my stuff.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
All right? How about that? If there is such a
thing as a perfect album.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
Rumors has to be it, right, that and the great
Malenko from ICP. I mean there is no I mean,
if you're in this album, if you're going to you
know with hairs pleeywood mac fans be tripping, it's like juggle.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Juggles be tripping.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You let me do my stuff?
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Anyway, And how beautiful is songbird? Like that's it's a
perfect album. There's no there is not a stain on
that record. Although oh daddy creeps me out a little bit,
not gonna lie to you. Good song. Oh there was
a stain on it the first time I listened to
and I was like, man, this is good.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh, come on, just having some fun.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
Allen cor show on one hundred point seven.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Called the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 19 (32:45):
Because he's my best friend, He's my pow, he's my homeboy,
my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh.
Speaker 20 (32:54):
Seven or one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
To this day, Rob the only artist who's ever paid
me to be at their show, Kevin Gates, Well, you bitch,
I got two ten dollars bills right off the ground.
Still don't know who shot those, Still don't know. Nobody
followed up with me, no clue. Cotton Balls has a
great point. He's like you were talking about mega trolling,
(33:35):
Liz Cheney. Shouldn't there be mass firings against people who
meme about death?
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Weird all what's the status of the Halloween decorations? Did
I missed the show where they were taken down?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
I mean, yeah, that was kind of that was white
noise to me, kind of. I think the day after
the party they came down.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I think over that weekend, Yeah, I think somebod oh
they were still up after the party, you know, Yeah,
I know they didn't.
Speaker 11 (34:03):
I know, they didn't come down that night because you know,
like you were saying that all the people who were
kind of organizing and all their little kids are in
tow and they were hitting the wall, and so you
can kind of understand that what the hell out of there?
But all in all, due respect to Roberto, but Big
Love from that live album tops Tusk all day long.
This is where you and I part company.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I think that.
Speaker 11 (34:24):
Lindsey Buckingham's I always thought Big Love was kind of
way off a base. It's catchy, you know, that whole
Tango in the Night when Fleetwood Mac. Technically that was
like their reunion album I think in eighty seven, but
all the songs were Lindsey Buckingham songs. It was supposed
to be his solo album and then they all kind
of kissed him made up and he had all these songs,
(34:46):
but it didn't sound like anything else that Fleetwood Mac
had done.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
It had Lindsay Buckingham stamp all over it, and Big
Love a lot of fun.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
But that live album where he's hooting and hollering and
screeching and squealing, I'm like, what the hell is this
took me completely out of the song.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I didn't say Tusk was the greatest song on the planet.
I said, I love that version of Tusk on that
record with the UFC band s. What did I say,
f there's a fight? It wasn't Dana White on thereon Nichol. Yeah, Okay,
Connor McGregor's playing drums.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Speaking of Witch.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
So this Halloween party that I'm at on Saturday, and
I didn't really know anybody, and I'm like high as
balls and I'm drinking high.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Noons with I don't normally were you dressed up as?
By the way, do we cleave my wife?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
My wife and I went as the Shining Twins. Now
we did that.
Speaker 11 (35:34):
We still have the dresses, right, We did this fifteen
years ago. People who've been with the show for a
long time. I remember I had only been here for
a couple of years. We used to do Alan Cox
show Halloween parties downtown and we have these baby doll
dresses that she died in the tub fifteen sixteen years ago,
like this baby blue. And then we put like dark
(35:54):
makeup aro on our eyes. And back then we had wigs,
but neither of us need them now because they both
have long hair.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
And yeah, wearing.
Speaker 11 (36:01):
These baby doll dresses with barrets in our hair, and
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
So we brought them out.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
We both still fit in them, and so we went
as the Shining Twins. We did that for a few years,
by the way, because one of the years we happened
to be on a cruise for Halloween, and we would
just wait until later in the evening and we would
just stand silently next to each other, shoulder to shoulder
like those twins at the very end of long hallways
(36:28):
on the cruise ship, and drunk Halloween revelers would come
around the corner and crap their ever loving paints. Because
we didn't say anything. We just stood there dead eyed.
So that's what we were anyway. But it's not like
we're hanging out shoulder to shoulder all night. So I'm
standing there in a dress, you know. And anyway, you
(36:50):
mentioned Connor McGregor. I was kind of standing there at
the counter, and obviously I'm kind of zoning out, and there's.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
A guy who shows up, and I don't know the guy,
and I don't know how we got on the subject.
We're talking about Vegas. I was talking about how I
had never been to Vegas. Until my fiftieth birthday. And
my buddy, who lives in la is a high roller.
He spends a lot of money, and so they comp
them all kinds of stuff. So the couple times I've
been in vegae Or the first time I went to Vegas,
he goes, hey, there, give me a suite at the
(37:16):
top of this building. You can have one half of it.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
It was like awesome, and they comptem tickets for that
Connor McGregor fight right twenty twenty or whatever that was.
Isn't the one where he like immediately broke his leg
or something and then he was this was going to
be the big coming out party. I think for Connor McGregor.
It's like, I don't know if you've ever been to
a UFC fight. It was the first and only one
I'd ever been to, and like Trump's there and all
(37:41):
these you know, Kardashians whatever. It's Vegas, but there's like
thirteen undercards, right, and all of which were infinitely more
interesting than watching Connor McGregor, you know, slump after thirteen
minutes or whatever. But anyway, so I'm kind of recounting
this story to this guy who's sitting there, and he goes,
that wasn't Connor McGregor, and I was like, excuse me,
(38:03):
and I'm like, you know again, I'm high, So I'm
like standing there. I'm like excuse me. And he goes, uh,
that wasn't Connor McGregor. And I go, well, I'm most
certain it was. I said that was a big, big night,
you know. I said it was one hundred and five
outside of midnight.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
It's Vegas.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I said, I remember most parts of that night.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
I said.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
He the fight barely happened at all because he got
hurt so quickly. And he goes, I don't know who
you think you saw it? And I'm standing there, like,
what is happening right now? He was like arguing with
me over whether or not I saw Connor McGregor, and
he was kind of like.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Flexing like he was waging the UFC or something.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
I just bored.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
I go, Bro, I'm telling and he goes, oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
that would have been yet I go that's what I've
been saying. What do you what's happening right now? He's like, well,
I was a wrestler.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
I go, yes, so was I.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
Bro high school in college? All right, that's not part
of the story was I got to do with anything.
He was like a regular looking dude. He wasn't like
a choked or anymore. And this is what you're dealing
with at a party.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yes, Like the couple of people that I that I
would know didn't show. So I'm there, I don't know
anybody like I. I I know people.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Yeah, right, and so you're gonna go talk to But
had never met this guy. I mean, the bulk of
these people, I had never been. And so as people
are filing in, you know, over the course of the evening,
like they're coming in hammered already, and I'm like, oh
my god, but those guys, well, I don't even I'm
not even gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
It was just a really weird exchange. He's like, I
don't know who you think you saw, But it wasn't
kind of here go you telling me I didn't know
what fight. I was like, it was such a weird
comment to make, And I was like, pretty good chat, bro.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
I'm gonna go hit the can.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Yeah, I'm just standing there at the at the counter, like,
you know, putting olives into my mouth off of this shirt.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Quterie plate and.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Although the dark olives looked exactly, they were indistinguishable from
it turned out to be chocolate covered almonds. Really now,
I like both of those, but it really threw me
off when I put what I thought was an olive
in my mouth and it was a chocolate covered almond. Yeah,
once I knew that's what was going on in this plate,
was the.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Initial crunch like, oh my god, I just bit into
a pit Or did you realize before that?
Speaker 11 (40:19):
No, I realized because I tasted the chocolate. I was like, oh,
this is not an olive, you know, because they were
adjacent to each other, and that was probably by design.
And if it was, that's a grade A troll.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
And this was uh, this was the house that had
the party for your daughter the week before.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, yeah, yeah, these really do it up, really do
it up.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Yeah, quite wealthy, and so I immediately feel out of
it just in general, feel out of place in those
kinds of environments. But same, but everybody's really you know again,
it was really nice. I just known it, but it
was just this momentary, weird interaction with this dude.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
And uh, yeah, now did they know like what you do?
Did everybody know who you were.
Speaker 11 (41:05):
I think a couple people did. If they did, they
weren't talking my ear off about it. I mean people,
there were a couple of people like they wouldn't stop
talking over each other. And I was like, I'm going
my head's going to explode right now, right because I
just said I'm not super chatty.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
At a party. I'm here, I'm high, I'm dressed as
a woman.
Speaker 11 (41:22):
Well that, but also like I'm perfectly fine in a
social situation, but I don't need to be like Johnny Comedy,
you know what I mean. I don't need to be
inserting myself. If somebody's chatting me up, I'm totally fine,
all good. But everybody was getting like increasingly drunk and
loud and like it's a party. I understand it's a party,
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but I was kind of sitting there staring off into
space or you know, staring at the at the darkened
lake erie. But yeah, just you mentioned Connor McGregor and
that that reminded me that interaction with that guy, and
I was like, wow, I don't And again it was like,
you know, two minutes or something that was like, what
(42:02):
what's happening right now? I don't know who you think
you saw, but it was like his name was on
the ticket.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Bro. I don't know who you think you're talking to it,
but I know who I saw.
Speaker 11 (42:17):
Yeah, are you really going to this thing on Thursday?
I am yes, and so are you. It's in your backyard, bro,
I know. But if it wasn't for you to say
it's a charitable event.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
So if people, so, I think the only way that
I can do this and feel good about it is
if we invite people to come and join us. Oh well,
that's up to you. It's a charity event. Yeah right, yep.
It's for the Travis Mills Foundation. That's the wounded warrior guy.
They do the big fundraising thing for him every year
on on w T A M. So they're doing a
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concert and I want you all to hear this and
understand Alan got me to go. They say one of
us is a good guy. So I was. I was
asked and I said, of course. So it's now not
Travis Mills, the rapper.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
This is Travis Mills, the military guy who is like
an amputea, Like he has prosthetic legs.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
He's a quadruple amputee.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Yeah you see him around here, right? Yes, I have yeah.
I mean he's this guy's gone through it, man, and
he's turned everything into this foundation where they raised money
for wounded veterans. So it's an awesome organization. And it's
at the Thirsty Cowboy in Madina, which is why Alan's like,
why aren't you going? And I was like, because I
don't want to go. Well that was a rhetorical question.
Speaker 11 (43:33):
I knew why you are going, but I was like, wait,
this is something.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
We should go to. It's a country show and I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Know who the country. I don't know who the band is.
Speaker 11 (43:42):
Low Cash is the name of the band. They said
there was going to be a tab. That's why I agreed.
I said, yes, of course.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
So tickets are like twenty five bucks and all the
proceeds go to the Travis Mills Foundation, Right, So I Jeff,
our marketing guy, asked if we wanted to go to
the He's like, yeah, you know, we got a pay
of tickets for you and your wife. You want to come?
So I was like yeah, man, I was like, oh,
I'll go. But then I started feeling bad. I'm like, well,
this is like a way that I could donate. He's like, yeah,
(44:10):
they're gonna do a fifty to fifty raffle. So I'm like,
all right, twenty five dollars tickets, I'll take four, and
I'll just put one hundred dollars into the fifty to fifty.
So if you're looking for something to do Thursday.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
Is that is that like fifty to fifty raffles you
win a case of that grapefruit soda.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yes, yeah, I think that's exactly what it is. So
if you need something to do Thursday, this is a
once in a lifetime opportunity for you to hang out
with Alan and I in a country concert for another
radio station.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (44:36):
Yeah, if they hadn't fired everybody at WGAR, they actually
have people there, right, yeah, so we can.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
You know, look, honestly, it's very rare that I would
ever talk about something another radio station is doing.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
But it is a it's for a good cause, a
great cause, twenty dollar.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Ticket, you know what I mean. It's not like you're
breaking the bank on the ticket, and the proceeds go
to Travis Mills Foundation, which again, if you've not heard
of that, please don't play anything for him, because I
will not show.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
You I've never heard this.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Arm just joking. Is this a guy or a band?
It's a band, but yeah, it's Travis. What he chose
to do with his life after being a wounded veteran
is really incredible stuff.
Speaker 11 (45:15):
He got blown up in Afghanistan like eleven, twenty twelve,
something like that.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
And I came when the first year they had the
thing here, or when I was here the first year.
I walked in and uh, I'm talking to Travis, and
I was like, man, whatever you guys just did was awesome.
The phones are blowing up, and he turned and he
looked at me and he goes blowing up. Couldn't think
of a nicer way to say that. And I was like, yeah, oh,
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and he just started laughing. You know what I mean,
because it's like he always makes jokes about let me
give you an arm, give me it cost me an
arm and a leg, blah blah blah, like he has
all the jokes, but what they do is really really
incredible stuff. So yeah, I mean, if you're thet to
do Thursday night, yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah something to
do Thursday night. Doors are at six, the shows at
nine o'clock. The band is Lowkey. I think they used
to be called low cash cowboy or something like Okay,
(46:01):
but they'll be there and it's a twenty five dollars
ticket and fantastic for charity.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
There was I just happened to be watching a game
show a couple of years ago called The Wall with
Chris Hardwick. I don't know if you've ever seen this show.
I've heard of it a million game shows now. Chris
Hardwick has a show called The Wall where one person's
like in a soundproof booth and the other person has
to like answer a question and then there's all and
I'm clicking around and I land on it. We might
(46:26):
have even been in Florida for Spring break this a
couple of years ago, and I'm watching it and I go, oh,
my god, that's Travis Mills. He and his wife were
contestants on this game show, The Wall, and they won
like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Oh no kidding.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Yeah, it was really really entertaining. I think it's literally,
I think the only episode of that show I've ever seen,
and it happened to be the one that they were on.
I was watching it, I'm like trying to get some
context clues, and then I go, oh, my god, that's
Travis Mills. We see this guy, you know, once a
year walking around here when we when they do this
charity thing.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
Yeah, his story really is incredible and uh yeah what
they do that. That's why again when when they're like, yeah,
if you want to come to the show, we'll give
you free tickets, I'm like, well, how do I how
do I donate then? Because like I'm not going to
go for free, I.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Mean, I'll be going as Tumbleweed Dan Rob so I
hope you.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
I'll have to come up with the country bumpkin. Nicebody
about it. That's right, that's right. I was Jack Daniels
on that country station you were, Jack. I've never done
the country format. I've never done country radio. You have,
I have.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
You've got bona fide here.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Let's play that again and I'll I'll do my Jack
Daniels for you. Okay, how long is the intro? I
don't know? Well hold on, uh this would be the
ramp on. This is like eight seconds? Uh nine second? Yeah?
You ready?
Speaker 7 (47:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
What's going on this? Jack? Dadgets had. I want to
see you to that in low cash a madada. I
love I love this life.
Speaker 11 (47:58):
Yeah all right, Well yes, you know, sometimes you're being facetious,
say hey, come out and get an eye full of
Alan and Rob.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
But we'll be there at a country show. This this
is a once in a lifetime thing. I am never
doing this again. Yep. I'll just buy tickets next time
and not go right. I was.
Speaker 11 (48:18):
I was so shocked when you said you were going. Well,
they asked, and I said, of course. I'm like, you know,
I'm I'm happy to help. And I missed that part
when you when they said it was in Medina.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Well that's not I've been to Madonna.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
I mean no, but it's like, may as well be
in another state from where you live.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
No, to Medina. It's like half an hour from me,
Is that it?
Speaker 5 (48:38):
I think?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
So?
Speaker 5 (48:40):
From ba Village to funky cold Medina, I think it's fine. Yeah,
it's probably, man, Maybe I would guess maybe forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well, let's see, it'll take Bavillage.
Speaker 19 (48:54):
Let's see to Route eighteen in Medina.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
It'll take me four minutes straight down seventy one. That's fine,
straight to I.
Speaker 11 (49:04):
Know exactly where Thirsty Cowboy is, so I'll go right there.
So we're gonna go and we'll be well I'm going
from here, so it'll probably be twenty five you know, right, Yeah,
it'll be a lot less.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
I've heard that venue is great too. We have to
go there all the time.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
I've never done fun. Yeah, no, it's a good time.
Speaker 7 (49:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
You don't have to be.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
Thirsty cowboy, but thirty six minutes here from work, I
will be thirsty.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
So yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:39):
Well and again they were like, hey, here's a ticket,
We're gonna have a tab. I said, well, you got me.
You know what that means, right, that's when I thirsty
cowboys is a cowboy? Google says cowboys, but their website
says both singular and plural, so I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
What. Well, if you go by yourself, it's thirsty cowboy.
If you got someone, it's thirsty cowboys. All right, well
there you go ies. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (50:03):
Uh so yeah, Thursday night will be appearing for another
one of our radio stations, which really is unprecedented.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
It really is. Yeah, and it's a big deal. And
if it wasn't for the charity thing, we wouldn't be
doing it.
Speaker 10 (50:19):
S Allen Carr Show on one hundred.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
Allen car Show.
Speaker 13 (50:27):
Allen, it says here that you call yourself one of
the few gay goat farmers in the Great State of Tennessee.
On one hundred point sevenmmas, we got a lot of
bureau chiefs in the Great State of Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
As a matter of fact, you're listening to us on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
Let us know where you're doing it.
Speaker 11 (50:54):
Brennan's in Nashville, Angela is in nashvill lot of people
in Nashville. Got a couple of new listeners on the app.
Todd is in Saltillo, Mississippi. Jackie's in Salt Lake City,
Matt Lisson's in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Brendan is in Sparks, Nevada.
Speaker 11 (51:13):
And a new listener left a message for us, Rob
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
A little talkback button there.
Speaker 21 (51:20):
Hey, I found your showing it. It's pretty good. So
I finally asked you the talk back, but up here,
I just wanted to let y'all know. I leave you
a little message out. You know, I turned it on.
I had on a few days now. It's good. It
ain't bad. Oh do you have my kitty cat make
a noise? Good show?
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
I'm about this guy, Rob, He's coming in. He's coming
in hot. What's up with that guy?
Speaker 5 (51:47):
That's uh got a lot going on there? We got unpacked.
Speaker 11 (51:53):
I would not have presumed that he meant kitty cat literally,
but yes, there was a cat in there.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
I can't put him in the background there.
Speaker 11 (52:01):
Maybe maybe he's one of our traffic reporters. Oyway, thank you, sir.
Always happy to hear from bureau chiefs. Aaron listens in
Vero Beach, Florida and blah blah blah. Oh, Evan is
one of our bureau cheese by the way, in des Moines.
I don't know if he sent me this around the
subject of costumes, and a lot of people were sending
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me photos of their costumes, and some of them were funny.
There's a guy in a bar getting in trouble there
in des Moines, Iowa, suburban des Moines.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
It's a town called Clive.
Speaker 7 (52:33):
You know.
Speaker 11 (52:33):
Drake University is in des Moines. Had I not gone
to Northwestern University, I would have gone to Drake because
I thought I was going to go to j school
and so I didn't quite know. And Drake is a
big journalism school, at least it used to be. I
was in college thirty years ago, so I could have
just as easily Rob ended up in des Moines, Iowa.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
For college right, Thank God for small things.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
But it's largely a college I shouldn't say des Moin
is a college town. It's a metropolitan area, but that's
where Drake is. But Clive, Iowa, north suburban des Moines.
A guy goes to a costume party at a bar
full on Nazi regalia. He's got the swastika armbands, he's
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got the Hitler mustache, he's got the you know, the
degree to which you can go back and forth with
what you think the culture is emboldening in vile people in.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
The United States right now.
Speaker 11 (53:30):
But the degree to which people feel comfortable doing this
is the real scary part. So bad that a woman
who was just in a photo with him lost her job.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
Now.
Speaker 11 (53:42):
The guy who dressed as the Nazi was like, yeah,
that's me. Miss Kitty's Bar in Clive, Iowa was where
this guy was. If you're watching the live.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Stream, you'll see this story here on local Des Moines television.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Uttered the sleep I'm like versus.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like that, this could not be real.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
A woman enjoying a night out at a Clive bar
on Halloween night says she was in disbelief what a
man showed up wearing a Nazi costume that some say
it looked like Hitler.
Speaker 7 (54:12):
Now that business.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Some say look like Hitler. The guy had the mustache,
she had the leather coat. Yeah, you know what else?
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (54:21):
He looked like the guy running border patrol right now?
Speaker 5 (54:25):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (54:25):
Some people say looked like Hitler. You know why they
said that because he looked like Hitler, because he was
dressed as Hitler, because they could see.
Speaker 22 (54:33):
Yeah, Miss Kitties tells us are kitties costumes will be changing?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Look at this reporter's name.
Speaker 11 (54:39):
Pepper Purpera our own Pepper Propera has more.
Speaker 22 (54:47):
This is a video from inside Miss Kitty's bar Halloween night.
Speaker 12 (54:51):
One of my friends actually pointed out, They're like, hey,
there's a there's a Nazi here, And I'm like, what
do you mean there's a Nazi here?
Speaker 11 (54:57):
Kennedy Power capt Yes, Iowa, there's a lot of knots. No,
I mean there's a guy dressed as Hitler. Oh yeah,
gotta be more specifical.
Speaker 22 (55:03):
This footage of a man wearing a swastika armband, an
iron cross medallion, and a square cropped mustache. Social media
outrage has followed as similar images emerged online. The Jewish
Federation of des Moines responded on Sunday, saying, in part,
this is not satire, it is anti semitism. For his
speech is not a shield for minimizing hate. We expect
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our communities, businesses, and institutions to reject anti semitism clearly
and immediately. Many are pointing the finger at staff and
owner of Miss Kitties, in part because of another video
captured by Power that's Power telling an employee about the man.
(55:46):
She says she's upset the staff didn't seem to take
her concern more seriously.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
We're seriously downplane.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
How big of a deal dressing up as a Nazi is?
Speaker 22 (55:57):
The bar owner who goes by EJ said he regrets
not acting more promptly.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
Goes by EJ.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
What does that mean? He goes by EJ?
Speaker 6 (56:07):
Well?
Speaker 5 (56:07):
Was that his name?
Speaker 7 (56:08):
His name?
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Well, that's probably why he goes by that.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
I wish I would have just said thank you for
bringing it to my attention. I'll take care of it.
I just needed to go in my office career in
my head and think about it, and then I realized, well,
you know this guy obviously needs to go well.
Speaker 22 (56:21):
He wishes his response was more prompt. He does say
he builds his business is being unfairly targeted.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
I've had several death threats today and I do feel
we're being treated unfairly.
Speaker 12 (56:33):
I mean, I give.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
This my livelihood.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Sunday, Casey C.
Speaker 22 (56:39):
I also saw this sign taped outside of you.
Speaker 11 (56:42):
Somebody hand wrote we heart Nazis and taped it to
the outside of the Yeah, the guys like I wish
I had reacted differently now that the TV news is
doing a story on it. Pretty wild though, pretty wild,
full on Hitler regalia. And again, as you're heard in
the story there, as the employee brought it to the
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manager's attention, he's like.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, it's a costume, which it is now because the
now the guy who had it.
Speaker 11 (57:09):
On, he seems to be the only one not deflecting.
He's like, yeah, it was me.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Probably should have eh, maybe not done that.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
Yeah, go to your eye.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
I was addressed as chaplain and the great dictator.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Go to your office and clear your head about what
he could have He could have cleared your head right
then and there when you open the door and saw
Nazi Hey, time to go, chief, I get the hell
out of here, Jesus, And the guy just looks so
proud of himself, walking around like a jerk off.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Well he's got that National Pride rob comes with the cost.
Speaker 5 (57:47):
Mustache did look fake, though, I feel like, if you're
going to commit to that costume, grow it.
Speaker 11 (57:51):
Oh I see, Oh I'm sure it was fake.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
I mean, yeah, if you're gonna, if you're gonna go
to that degree and you're gonna walk around like the
furor grow your mustache.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
S Keith Hodgkins's mustache real.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
I had the biggest conversation with him. Did you know
he's had like a full beard for five years? No,
I must just spend zero time looking at this guy.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Well, I mean I knew he had facial hair, but
also it was like mine, but he cut it.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
I thought it was like scruffy came in with a
full stash.
Speaker 11 (58:24):
Well, he's been rocking a mustache, and I thought that
he put it on for the Halloween party, because I
swear to god, I saw him the next day clean shaven,
and now he's got it on. So I'm like, I'm
either Mandela affecting myself. You are okay? So it is
real thicker, like I keep mine really short stubble. Yeah,
his was a thicker version of that. And then on
Halloween he's just shaved off the beard portion and kept
(58:47):
the mustache. Apparently he's had a thick beard for like
five years, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
I mean, I guess that's maybe for him, right, but.
Speaker 5 (58:59):
He has a full mustash, so he obviously it was
obviously to a link that he could shave the beard off.
And I was like, I thought you were like clean shaven.
He's like, have you ever looked at me? I'm like,
maybe not. I tried not to.
Speaker 11 (59:10):
I mean, I knew he had facial hair, but again
I thought that. I saw him the next day clean shavee.
Speaker 5 (59:16):
He lives downtown now, so he's got to go for
like that hipster look at door. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (59:21):
I don't think the hipster thing is a thing anymore
because there's just dudes rocking a mustache, and some people
could do it.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
I've never just worn a mustache.
Speaker 5 (59:30):
Oh I look terrible.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (59:31):
Well, see, first of all, my facial hair is all white,
so I would just look like hipster Santa or something, right,
But I've never rocked a mustache. I've tried it, not
even because I wonder what it looks like. It's just
like I I was talking to a guy who was
dressed at this same party, a guy who had a
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fake mustache on. He and his wife came as Bob
and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burger, So it's just him
in a white apron and this fake push broom mustache.
He's like, I don't know how people in real life
do this, because everything you eat or drink gets stuck
in this goddamn thing. I go, I know, man, I
don't know either. It seems like way too much work
(01:00:13):
for way little esthetic payoff.
Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
My dad always had one, and then he did turn
into a goatee in like the early two thousands, but
he my dad always had a mustache.
Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
Well, because when guys finally decide guys who have grown
a beer, what I've noticed list anecdotally is most of
them will do it in stages just to dick around
with it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Right.
Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
You might shave Vinnie Paul stripes in it or something
like that, you know, but invariably they will eventually go
all the way down to just the mustache.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Rock that for a week or see that doesn't look terrible.
Speaker 11 (01:00:42):
I think every guy in a mustache looks exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Nobody looks terrible, nobody looks great.
Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Guy.
Speaker 11 (01:00:49):
I think every guy rocking a stash looks exactly the same.
So people go, oh, you look really good. Nope, but
you don't look terrible either.
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
It's just there. Yeah, I look like I should. I'd
be like a I don't know, like working in a
bakery or something with that mustache. It's just it doesn't work.
Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
I mean when we first moved to Cleveland, I had
a handlebar mustache because I had grown it for something
a goof or I had done something. I had a
beard and shaved it down to just this handlebar mustache.
And we were living in Tremont the first year we
were here, and I've been going to this bar that
my wife was bartending after I was off the air,
(01:01:28):
and she was.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
These girls, she really know, I'm brand new there. We
were new to town, and they were like, hey, FYI,
there's some creeper at the end of the bar there
just because my hair was so long, and it's like, yeah,
that's my boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
It was no shave November, the last time I did it.
We just I just grew out a mustache. I just
I looked like such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
It's pronounced no nut.
Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
No, no, no, that one. I've never committed to that one.
Oh yeah, I lost that one. Let's see three days ago.
Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
Damn?
Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Do you want some Brian always? Okay, I think he'll
know the song, but again I like what he does.
I love the song, and so I'm excited that he
left us with it someness.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
And it's me, babies that you miss. Come on over
to any.
Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Time to my house.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
That's remember that song?
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Uh what was that?
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Buy?
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
You'll remember, and I'll give you a hint. There were
Rick James proteges is it? It's O God? I keep
thinking lips ink, but it's not. No no.
Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
The Mary Jane Girls. Remember the Mary Girls. These are
three girls, four girls who were Rick James backing girls,
and he wanted a record label to sign the main girl,
and they misunderstood what he meant, so they signed all
four of the girls. So these other three girls got
really lucky. And this is like late seventies, right, The
(01:03:04):
Mary Jane Girls they did in my house, it was
and they could sing their ass off.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Obviously, bringing here is some moss intendedness and it's me
babies as you miss, come on over to anytime to
my house.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
In my we're a great song man.
Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
The harmonies were just on the point. Yeah, so you
know how friends had like Apolloni and Vanity six and
all that. Yeah, Rick James had his little coterie of ladies.
Now they are in the R and B Music Hall
of Fame, by the way, the Mary Jane Girls, and
(01:03:51):
they I think in My House is their best known song.
But they had a song called on Light Long and
they weren't around for very long. But the main singer,
Rick James, was like, I want her to be a
big She's going to be a huge solo artist. And
the record label thought he wanted the whole girl band thing,
and so they signed the girl band. But anyway, love
(01:04:14):
in My House and thank you Brian for reminding me
of that song. And of course, you know people think
people associate Rick James with cocaine, but of course loved
weed too, hence the Mary Jane Girls.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
All right, Wiener news as promised to.
Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
Remember a while back, we're talking about the married couple,
not that that really matters, but okay, married couple who
were they got in trouble on a flight because she
had her head under the blanket. Her kids are This
is in the summer, This is like Florida or something.
This married couple, it was trying to join the mile
(01:04:57):
high club. Well they have the pun gotten off. They
are no longer in trouble. Trista Riley and Christopher Arnold,
husband and wife, early forties. They were going to Florida
from New York City, New York City, and they were
trying to engage in some hanky panky on the flight,
(01:05:20):
but some of these nosy nellies had to butt in
and rat them out. A female passenger told the cops
that she was traveling with her two children. I love
about children and everybody's get out of jail free card. Yeah,
why don't you cover your kid's eyes? Then they didn't
pay to get on this flight?
Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
You did?
Speaker 11 (01:05:41):
Anyway, she was traveling with her kids when these two
didn't want to wait at all. She said it was
during takeoff when she spotted this woman quote jerking off.
Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Her male companion. Well, she should know what she was doing.
Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
She noticed that her kids were watching them, and they
didn't stop. Well, I'm sorry the woman the woman doing
the jerking, she said, notice that her kids are watching.
Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
He didn't stop.
Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
She said after that, she was laying on him like
she was doing oral sex.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Maybe she just got tired and laid her arm down
on the side.
Speaker 11 (01:06:20):
A Jet Blue flight attendant told the cops that several
youths to what and their mother had witnessed two of
them performing sexual activity, alleged sexual activity.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
They don't know what was going on under there.
Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
The mother said that she witnessed the woman making up
and down movements with her head while she was face
down on mister Arnold's lap. Maybe there was just a
lot of turbulence. Yeah, maybe her head was bouncing. Maybe
she was tired and her head was bouncing. Well, clearly
they didn't have enough evidence to bring charges really because
these two got off. Further investigation indicated that miss Riley
(01:06:58):
was seen quote performing oral sex and jerking off.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
That's the best Arnold.
Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
It's got to be there in the police report, right,
What did you see on the flight, ma'am? Well, my
children are right there and she was COLMASI say, jerking
him off. How do you think I got these two kids?
Not by jerking guys off?
Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
You know, I'm not sure how to say it, but
she was, you know, shit her hand and she was
she was, uh, you know, jerking him off. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
something like that.
Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
Yes, yeah, So they were, you know, but they they
didn't get into uh uh, they didn't get into trouble.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Really. I like the turbulence excuse, I think so.
Speaker 11 (01:07:54):
I mean, everyone would have been experiencing the same turbulence.
So that's a pretty thin defense, but means, you know,
you could have he was she was feeding the pigeons.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I believe with him, she was clearly trying to milk him.
Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
And we're they're in. She was out, you know, Yeah,
she was.
Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
What am I Pappy used to say, polishing the banister
as it were, cuffing the carrot. Kids, get back in
your seats.
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Have you ever flogged a dolphin? Yeah? Hey mom, I
think ladies burping the worm? Shut up?
Speaker 11 (01:08:37):
Kids, sit down, This is jet blue. You are gonna
see things are gonna turn you white. What are you
freaking out about? Anyway, those two are not facing any
further charges. Also in Weiener News, a rising trend according
to cosmetic surgeons for jen Z guys. These are young
dudes who are clearly again watching way too much porn,
(01:09:02):
and there is an increased incidence of gen Z guys
going to doctors and inquiring about penis fillers for obvious reasons. Right,
they're watching a lot of porn and they're like, I
don't have that. I don't look like the girth master.
No one does pal join the club. A sixty percent
(01:09:23):
increase in the number of eighteen to twenty four year
olds looking for penis girth procedures in the last year,
and so they're the most common type of procedure. Get
Ready involves injecting hyaluronic acid into the shaft Oh God Jesus,
(01:09:44):
with the effects usually lasting about a year, so if
you get in there, you know, it's like botox for
your wiener, Like, yeah, you got to get this done
in a year.
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Dermal fillers.
Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
There's an old, old meme back in the day, it
feels like the early days of the Internet, of one
of these guys who just kept injecting it into his
penis like he was I don't know if he was
a I don't know if his performance art what it was,
and I think it eventually killed him or you know,
you know, when you'll see those bodybuilders have injected themselves
(01:10:16):
with gel and they just had these absurdly large, you know, appendages,
and seem to recall something like that where a guy
just he ended up well, you know, it was the
circumference of a garbage can or something. Anyway, it ain't cheap.
And there's a lot of young guys. Usually this would
be the domain of older guys, and they say, what's
(01:10:37):
troubling is that younger guys just art is happy with
normal dimensions. And of course they chalk it up to
guys watching a lot of porn. One guy admitting that
reassurances from his ex girlfriends weren't enough. I mean, what
(01:10:58):
hey good for? Hey, listen, you want to drop two
thousand dollars on this? Something you got to get done
every year. Interest in penis fillers as skyrocketed in the
last year, said one doctor, with most of their recipients
returning for regular top offs annually.
Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
To maintain their added girth.
Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
There's your wien.
Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Hey better them than me.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I'll do jazz fine, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
You don't know what. I just don't know. Why is
it that important?
Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
Well, these are single guys, rob, they're not married guys.
Married guys have the luxury of going, yeah, whatever, she
knows what you single att Yeah, and people whose single
guys are much more concerned about it than married guys are.
Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
I guess, but I don't know, dude. I think it's
just like leave it alone. Then you really want to
go through all that?
Speaker 11 (01:11:55):
Well again, these are a pretty direct cause and effect relationship.
These guys watching a lot of porn.
Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
See Allen Cox.
Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
Show on one hundred point seven. It's called the Allen
Cox Show.
Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Use your microphone so you think your power phone's smart?
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Fucking two six seven eight one double oh seven or.
Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
One eight three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Only freak find around on wheelchairs motorized by electric motors.
Make my goblins in a factory there that of my
drywall and another products. But they can eat back at
home on the sofa.
Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
That would sc by a man named Chandler Ming who
died in a free.
Speaker 23 (01:12:54):
Hot tubbing accident that his time drinking on Hongdong flavored.
Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Water on a condoler CD so called top.
Speaker 11 (01:13:06):
Chavs still off tonight they will play again tomorrow night.
You're gonna host the Philadelphia seventy six ers seven six.
Tomorrow night, seven o'clock is your tip off time, six
thirty pre game after we get out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Cavaliers Basketball on your FM home for Cleveland Cavalier's Basketball
one hundred points of ile.
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
If you have a mess.
Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
They're going to DC to play the Wizards on Friday.
Bulls are in town on Saturday, and then they'll play
the Heat in Miami back to back next Monday and
Wednesday night. And of course you'll hear all of it
here on WMMS this Sunday. By the way, Browns are
on the road, which means your boy is too. We
do that bud Light football face off challenge, Cocks out pregame.
(01:13:53):
I'm gonna be at Rookies in Parma Heights. I love Rookies.
Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
I haven't been there in a minute right on one thirtieth,
but to be there on Sunday. Are you there? No,
I don't know yet. Okay, that one, I'm not sure.
Ran one after it.
Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
I there noon to two. And if you haven't joined
us yet, we had a great time. We have a
great time at all these right. Happy Moose was a
lot of fun. That's where we had some technical difficulties,
but Rob took care of it. He baby birded everyone.
I kept the time ticket in my head and he
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kept the score.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
I think that was the most sober I've been at
one of your gigs ever. Same.
Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
So we're going to try to break that streak at
Rookies on Sunday with Bud Light. If you got a
good arm, you know, you get that ball in the
hole and might get yourself to Vegas and maybe the
Super Bowl. So only a couple of these left, I think,
because the finals are coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
So this Sunday I'll be at Rookies.
Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
You know where that is.
Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
It's in Parma Heights. Browns are playing the Jets. They
just said, what's his name, Sauce Gardner to the Colts.
Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Yep, they dealt him. This ought to be the Suck Bowl, man,
I mean, wow, Browns Jets. What I saw like people
were calling for it to be the ESPN Game of
the Week, But like you talk about two teams that
like this could be like one of the highest scoring
games of all time. If if the Browns d doesn't
(01:15:24):
show up, it's just gonna be.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Like the do the Jets stink?
Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Okay, So so you're saying that the Browns have a
shot or.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
They all say that Browns should should be able to
beat the Jets. Are they favored? Think? Yes, okay, the
Jets are currently what was their hang on? I mean
one and seven?
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I was gonna say, as I was saying it, I think.
Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
I knew the answer. Yeah, you know, it's terrible. I
know it's in the air. So are two and six
Browns against the one and seven Jets?
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
That's gonna make me so the Titans.
Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Of following for the game of the week.
Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
Right, Well, irrespective of what happens, I'm gonna be at
Rookies on Sunday, so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
I'd love to see you there noon to two.
Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Let's see what is.
Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
The game starts at one, so we kind of straddle kickoff, which,
if you know anything about me, it's one of my
favorite things to do.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Kickoff, straddle kickoff.
Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Yeah. Yeah, the Browns are favored by two and a half.
Hey all right, man, I place your bets Alan.
Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
What would it sound like to get a girth enhancement
injection in the night created monster girth enhancement and I
don't even think they had that technology? Then why don't
you get yourself over here with that syringe. Look at
(01:16:48):
this prodigious tally wacker.
Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Put it inside of this tube and suck all of
the air.
Speaker 11 (01:16:52):
Rouse here you go. Look at that girth. Oh it's
girthya the normal.
Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
I'm not quite sure what we could call this ring,
but we'll call it something.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
All, and I heard the Browns Jets game is getting
flexed to Nickelodeon at four am.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, paramount running it man till the.
Speaker 11 (01:17:14):
Lid the Nickelodeon for the Brown's Jets. It's probably on Peacock, right,
I don't e no, I think it's I think it's regular.
It'll be the normal CBS streaming live on Nickelodeon. All right,
are you a a boots guy? Do you wear boots often?
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Well, it's funny.
Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
I was talking about because we're going to be at
the Thirsty Cowboy for that charity thing on Thursday night,
and Stephen Campton was like, you should have bought those
boots in Austin. I was like, goddamn it, yes, I
should have known. I just been like a casual, like
a boot. Do you wear boots?
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
I wear the same shoes every day.
Speaker 11 (01:17:52):
I either wear my black palladiums, and when they wear out,
I buy another pair, or I wear my winter chucks
o year round. I have so many pairs of shoes,
and I'm like, I'm gonna wear those.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I'm gonna wear those.
Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
I wear one of two pairs of shoes every single day.
I'm I'm today, I have on my palladiums. I broke
out all of my I used to be thin clothing. Okay,
I'm starting to wear is I'm getting there. Yeah, so
all that stuff starting to fit me again.
Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
But I'm finding that the shoes that I wear don't
really coincide with the clothes that I had. So like,
I can wear a pair of shoes like I keep
wearing my Jordans all the time.
Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
Now you don't know about that, but you're just talking
about sneakers, right, But I want to buy I think
I want a casual boot, okay, like an everyday boot,
like a I don't want to go Doc Martin's heavy.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
No, you're talking like a Chelsea boot.
Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And I just I'm
I'm That's why I asked if you were into them,
because I haven't. It's been so long since I've worn
shoes like that. I don't know what to buy. I'm
just like, I'm looking at stuff online and just like
doom scrolling, trying to find something that doesn't suck.
Speaker 11 (01:19:01):
I would go with like a nice cool Chelsea boot.
That's what I was thinack kind of you know, Yeah,
that's what I was thinking. But I'm seeing like all
those you.
Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Know, you got the white bottom ones now and they, Yeah,
I don't think I want all that. Here's one of regular,
like a lace up boot.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Right, yes, I look at palladiums. I love them.
Speaker 11 (01:19:21):
They're canvas. If they're good enough for the French foreign Legion,
they're good enough for me. I have warned them NonStop.
Oh yeah you do wear those, don't you every day?
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Or my Chucks.
Speaker 11 (01:19:33):
But but the chucks are I don't have much of
an arch so I have to put like inserts in
my shoes. But the closer I am to the ground,
the happier I am. So anything with like a thin
soule I like. But the palladiums, uh there you can
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
I love. Yeah, there's different kinds, but I like the
I get the canvas ones.
Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Humpa zip legacy. Here we go. See that's why I
ask you these things? You know, what's up? I do?
Speaker 11 (01:20:03):
High top waterproof Chucks are amazing. Somebody said, yeah, I
have a pair of Chucks that I didn't plan on
wearing all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
They're like they're winter Chucks. I don't even know what
you call them.
Speaker 11 (01:20:14):
People think they're I'm wearing like Steelers shoes or something,
because they're like black and yellow.
Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Back and yellow, black and yellow.
Speaker 11 (01:20:20):
Yeah, but they're not. I'm not sure what they're called.
But they're like they're wool on the outside. And I
didn't mean to wear them all the time, but I
like them a lot. So anyway, I mean, you can
really go down a rabbit hole with Chucks. You get
on the Converse website and you're like, Holy Christ, how
(01:20:43):
am I going to figure out?
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
That's how I was with that. You know, I wore
Vans exclusively. It's the only sneaker I wore from the
time I was like twelve until forty five. Yeah, and
now I kind of like a certain point I was like,
I gotta not wear vans every day. Feet start hurting.
Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
Well, yeah, you get a little bit older, and it's like,
you know, if you're going to shows an them or
they just just torch your back. Yeah, but yeah, there's
no shortage of These are the chucks I'm talking about now.
These are the women's but obviously they coming guys too.
They're like a Thermo Felt. These are called oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
club boots or something like that, and yeah, they're they're
(01:21:23):
super comfy, and you know, they're technically supposed to be
like outdoorsy chucks, like you know, all weather or whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:21:31):
I have.
Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
I have a pair of vans like that.
Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
They're mountain club high tops is what they're called. You know,
I like them a lot, love them, and they're starting
For whatever reason, I wear out the back of my
clearly it's the way I walk, whatever that is. But
if I'm gonna wear out shoes, because I'm not hard
on clothes or shoes, I will always wear out my
right heel first.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
And so that's when I know I start getting holes there.
I'm like, Okay, I gotta replace these. So I'll be
buying another pair of palladiums very soon. But I mean
I'll have I'll go through a pair of palladiums maybe
once every three years.
Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
I could just wear I pick I like this the
one I found that zip up one's pretty awesome.
Speaker 11 (01:22:13):
Tomorrow and I were getting a big beaver moon. You
might have noticed that last couple of nights been a
big white full moon out there. Tomorrow night it's gonna
be the biggest that it's going to be all year.
It's called a beaver moon, Rob. Yes, this is serious
astronomy here, all right. It's the largest brightest moon of
(01:22:36):
twenty twenty five. It's going to happen tomorrow night. Maybe
you'll buy myself a telescope. You should, Yeah, I been
talking about it.
Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Can you talk about a lot of things?
Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Can you get one by tomorrow? Sure?
Speaker 11 (01:22:51):
Overnight delivery on a telescope, Yeah, but I need like
a giant one.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
I need a giant telescope.
Speaker 11 (01:22:59):
Overnight delivery to here you go the Vixen Optics ax
D two from BNH Photo Video.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
It's eighteen five.
Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
I get that overnight delivery a CATA diatropic telescope.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I don't even know what the hell that means.
Speaker 11 (01:23:16):
Eighteen four hundred and fifty six dollars in ninety nine
cents perfect order two.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
But I can get it next day, I think. From BNH,
I get a lot of gear from them, set it
up in my backyard. You know, you can buy telescopes
at home depot.
Speaker 11 (01:23:34):
Or maybe I'll just make a friend at the observatory,
anybody who work at the observatory. You'll let me sneak
in and look at the beaver moon eight nineteen am tomorrow,
full illumination in the morning. What the moon will appear
(01:23:58):
full tonight and tomorrow but dusk tomorrow when the moon
gets very very low. And I don't know, I like
this stuff. It's funny. There's a piece of video going
around on social media that's clearly AI, as so many
things are. It's a beaver pulling. It's on its hind
(01:24:19):
legs and it's using its front legs to pull a
log or like a giant name of log, a giant
branch across a highway, and it's purportedly being filmed by
woman air Cark.
Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Oh my god, look at this.
Speaker 11 (01:24:32):
That's hilarious. I'm like, this is very clearly AI. But
the comments from people are peak.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
This little guy's doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Nature finds a way.
Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, it's fake. It's all fake. There's no beaver in
the middle of the highway on its hind legs pulling
a branch.
Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
AnyWho the beaver moon is tomorrow night. I'll tell you something.
Forget the moon, the Sun's backside Rob, how about this?
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
This is fascinating.
Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
I love these pieces of video where people who study
like the eruptions on the sun, the Sun's eastern horizon,
you know we're always talking about. A few times a year,
they were like, hey, solar flares. You know, they can
really do some damage if they hit the Earth in
a certain way. They can mess with communication systems and
(01:25:28):
cell phones and things like that. I think they've done
movies right when there are a couple of disaster movies
were like, solar flares knocked out everything on the planet.
One of those modern day environmental blockbusters. The front of
the Sun has been quiet for a while, but the
Sun's backside, Rob has been kicking out a lot of gas.
(01:25:49):
This will rotate to face the Earth.
Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Later this year. Is a little bit of footage for you.
Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
Really is fascinating, all of the eruptions and explosions coming
off the surface of the Sun and turning to face
this little blue marble that we all live on. How
about that? Yike's crazy. So we had a good run.
(01:26:16):
It's coming it's okay, be here before you know it, Alan,
get a telescope.
Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
I have one.
Speaker 11 (01:26:25):
You can see Saturn's rings and the red spots on Jupiter.
It's life changing to see those with your own eyes.
I'm not looking to change my life.
Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
You tell me what to do.
Speaker 11 (01:26:39):
Cotton Ball says, beaver Moon sounds like a Creden's clear
Water b side.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Well, was it bad moon rising?
Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
Is that what it was? Yeah? Yeah, that was there
only moon song?
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
I think all right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I mean there's super blood wolf Moon from Pearl Jam.
Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
I like that.
Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Tell Rob to get to the Army Navy store, gets
some big black military boots. No, but you say you
don't want that, right, you know, trying to go to
the doc Martin's kind of right now, that's not me, right,
(01:27:25):
But like I never.
Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Had docs growing up. I just never. I don't know,
I never got around to it, but I always wanted.
Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
As I got older, I'm like, I really love those
cherry docs, right, those dark red Doc Martins. And about
a year and a half ago I bought a pair
and you really got to work docks in.
Speaker 6 (01:27:43):
Right.
Speaker 11 (01:27:43):
They're just super stiff, you, just like any other shoe,
but more so docs because they're kind of cut from
just a couple of pieces, and boy, I almost never
wear them. I wore them for like two weeks straight
and I was like, now I know why I never
really bought a pair.
Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Yeah I was. I wore Doc Yes constantly. I mean
that was my shoe all through high school, you know,
like a sneaker was Vans. But when I wore boots,
I had these Doc Martins that I wore every single day,
just wore them down to nothing. I loved those shoes.
Speaker 11 (01:28:17):
Dusting down in Georgia, you don't have to drop a
lot of don a telescope and I was in the Navy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
We had ship mounted binoculars. You could see craters on
the moon. Do they have them on the USS cod?
Speaker 11 (01:28:28):
Could I sneak onto the cod over there by the
Aviation Museum or whatever? Right over there just east of downtown.
I'm sure you could sneak onto the uss Cod piece. Dave,
are you excited for the moon?
Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Yeah? Dave's always looking, He's always looking skywards. That's a
short one.
Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
Yeah, whoo.
Speaker 11 (01:29:08):
All right, Yeah, Solar Eruption is the song that he's
excited for. So yeah, I like that stuff. I don't
know moon tomorrow night.
Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I think it's important to I think it's important.
Speaker 11 (01:29:23):
Some people are crestfallen when they kind of process their own.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Irrelevance in the universe. I think it's comforting you see
these moons and things. There's been a lot of that
kind of stuff of late, Yes, a lot more. There's
there's always a moon up there.
Speaker 11 (01:29:41):
Rob No, I know. But more moon like events. Oh, yes,
I belive they're called lunar events.
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
The beaver moon and before that it was the super
blood Farting.
Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
All these return to blood Fart Lake.
Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Every every other day. It's like there's something else, Yes,
the loon.
Speaker 11 (01:30:00):
It's where the word lunacy comes from, right, going crazy,
from the phases of the moon, the curse of the
lichen Thrope. Would you rather be a vampire or a
were wolf?
Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
A vampire? Yeah, I think so too, the stupid question.
Speaker 11 (01:30:16):
But it would be because you're at the mercy of
the moon. But can you hide from the moon or
is it just when the moon is full no matter
where you are.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I've only seen a couple of were wolf movies.
Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
I should be I feel like right like when you
watch those movies or is it maybe just because they're
trying to show you that the moon is out.
Speaker 11 (01:30:33):
Well I think they are, but that means that if
it was based on your line of sight, that means
you could conceivably never have to turn.
Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Into a were wolf and just stay inside. Yeah, go inside.
Oh that was close. See my arms start getting Harry
just walked inside, knocked that right out.
Speaker 11 (01:30:50):
I love that they keep making these movies though everybody
thinks they have a new take. You know Germo del Toro,
who's no slouch, I mean, he does great work. He's
got a frankenst movie out. I think it's out with
Oscar Isaac. They just made it a wolf movie a
while ago, with Julia Garner and Christopher Abbott, who shot
a couple movies here in Cleveland years ago. I'm like
(01:31:11):
they everybody thinks they got a new take on the
on the what's your new take? Oh, this guy turns
into a wolf, Yeah that's the story.
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
And then what and then what?
Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Then he and then he turns back into a person.
Oh yeah, all right, so a new take.
Speaker 11 (01:31:31):
Well, because you know that when the directors are pitching
these movies, of course they've always got some grand kind.
Well it's really about the dichotomy between man and Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Blah blah blah. Yeah, we've all seen this blah blah
blah The Coln.
Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
Carr Show on one best way to resist the machines
dumbed down your smartphone by listening to this craft.
Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
He won't even remember how to tell time.
Speaker 13 (01:32:05):
Show on one point seven mm as, I know you want.
Speaker 7 (01:32:14):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
You know I want to do it too.
Speaker 10 (01:32:20):
I'll here danceful.
Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
A weekend sandwich.
Speaker 11 (01:32:26):
By the way, Congratulations to uh Julie Toller out there
in Southington, that's out there all the way to Warren
out by g Bill. She got those O A R tickets.
I'll have more tomorrow. They just dropped a couple of
new songs last week. As a matter of fact, if
you're an OAR fan. However, if you are an O
R fan, you probably already knew that we're talking about
(01:32:51):
sandwiches yesterday Rock Hipperito's Cubanos, and people kept sending me
their thoughts on that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
For hours after the show. A lot of people.
Speaker 11 (01:33:07):
I was surprised how many people took umbrage when you
asked me the best sandwich and I simply said, BLT yeah,
I think it's a genius in its simplicity. And boy,
a lot of people did not like that. A lot
of people they really go for the dag wood type vibe. Right,
the more the merry orwich. Again, that seems egregious to me. Right,
What will any chef tell you? And I am by
(01:33:28):
no means a chef, but most cheves will tell you
the best dishes are the simplest, right, the ones that
maybe just have a couple of ingredients and uh, you
got the b which is the bacon? You got the
l A lot of people that they prefer the iceberg lettuce.
I prefer spinach. I'm I'm making bsts. Romaine's fine too.
Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:33:50):
Yeah, I've seen people go for a rugula. It's a
little too bitter for me. I do like a rugula,
not in that setting.
Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
I like it just because it sounds like an old
timey car.
Speaker 11 (01:33:59):
Wow, too bitter for me, But yeah, I was looking
at it is the thirtieth anniversary of something called the
Senior Burger.
Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Have you seen the Senior Burger?
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:34:12):
You know, we've all seen the memes where somebody's like, yeah,
I've had this McDonald's fish filet sandwich, for ten years
and it still looks exactly the same. Two guys have
held on to a McDonald's cheeseburger for thirty years. Oh boy,
and oh I'm sorry. The world's oldest McDonald's quarter pounder.
(01:34:34):
Two guys, a guy in his childhood friend. They've had
it for thirty years now. They were traveling to I
guess Area fifty one or something and they pulled off
and these two guys kind of got famous on the
internet because they had what is it believed to be
the world's oldest quarter pounder and it looks exactly the same,
(01:34:59):
and they still have it, like on a little pedestal.
This month it turns thirty senor and I shouldn't say
senior senior, like junior seniors senior. Sure, it's not senior burger,
like maybe it has like a Mexican flair now s
E and io R because it's old senior burger.
Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
Now.
Speaker 11 (01:35:18):
Anytime something like this pops up online, McDonald's isn't exactly happy.
They're like, yeah, we want people to think this is
food and not something that you can just put there
and it won't you know, but listen, any processed food
is going to sit there and probably not to deteriorate
too much.
Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Yeah. Man, if you look at the zoomed in photo
of that, that does not look like like like nothing's
happened to it over time. Now it is looking rough.
Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
No one would want to eat it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
It's got like.
Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
But I'm curious what they think would happen to it.
Speaker 11 (01:35:49):
I mean again, fast food is highly processed food, and
so I have a feeling that if you were to
take any other chains Hamburger, it would probably look exactly
the same.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
You would think the bun would be what would go bad? First? Right?
Speaker 11 (01:36:05):
It was never Yeah, it looks frozen in time. It
was never refrigerated. It spent the majority of its life
stuffed in cupboards and garage bags and sheds. They referred
to it as eerily intact. It's never grown mold, it's
never developed any foul odor.
Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
But what's all that black stuff?
Speaker 6 (01:36:20):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
See, because there's was that the cheese. Maybe the cheese
has turned black.
Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I don't know, he said.
Speaker 11 (01:36:27):
The only thing that's happened, literally is that it has
shrunk in size.
Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
It didn't look like a hamburger anymore. It's no longer food.
It just looks like artwork.
Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
So thirty years and I think there's a YouTube live
stream for it. If you are literally without anything else
to do, there's a live stream on YouTube of a
thirty year old McDonald's quarter pounder. These were two childhood
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friends who met and hung on to a quarter pounder
from nineteen ninety five. After the one guy moved to Europe,
his sister took half of his belongings, including the quarter pounder,
which by then had become rock solid. And so the
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burger has made a handful of moves just following them
around to Australia.
Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
She said.
Speaker 11 (01:37:25):
But these guys are trying to I guess along the
way they've tried to get formal recognition for it. You
got to have the Guinness people come out, and there
are so many. It might sound silly, but there are
so many dumb Guinness World records that you're left to go, well,
why not? You know, are the big ones that ever be,
you know, tallest, fastest whatever. But then there's stuff like
(01:37:47):
most balloons popped by a dog in sixty seconds. You know,
there are people who just make them up and if
the Guinness people bite, you can be in the book.
Except Guinness requires it to be like a record like
a feat and they were like, well, we didn't have
the original receipt. Ironically, that receipt probably would have faded
(01:38:10):
way before this hamburger did, and that was probably back
I mean still in the mid nineties. They were still
using the styrofoam containers.
Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
Right, So this is an Australian burger.
Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
Yeah, the thirtieth anniversary are nar thirty years later. It's
a kind of ungodly artifact of an old Hamburger. So
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is maybe
begin today. You think he got thirty years ahead of you,
maybe even twenty. How old does something have to be
(01:38:45):
to become a classic automobiles twenty five years, right, these
two are holding on to a classic quarter pounder. And
other people have done this kind of stuff. A I
have an old fraud and a hamburger is put him
in a bag, put him in a shoe box for
twenty years, and then you pull him back out. But
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every time this happens, the McDonald's public relations people have
to pop their heads up, and you know, they give
very curt public responses.
Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
They're like, there's a myth that our food, yeah, doesn't
decompose and They're like, yes, it does, it's still meat dish.
Well listen, it's not like, yeah, I don't know what
they're worried about.
Speaker 11 (01:39:33):
It's not stopping people from eating it, right, and you're
not gonna eat it at that point. It's like the
guy on YouTube who found like an old, unopened bottle
of crystal pepsi and then drank it because it was
still sealed.
Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
I don't think I would do that, But again, what's
the what could happen to it? It must still I mean,
if if it's sealed, you would think it's a carbonated beverage.
Still gonna taste the same, right.
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Yeah, from old Hamburger's to old drinks. I didn't realize
that mister PIB was still not a thing. And I
only mentioned this because they're making a big deal about
the fact that it's going to be a thing again.
Apparently mister PIB has not been around for twenty four years.
Coca Cola is bringing it back. They discontinued mister PIB
(01:40:20):
in two thousand and one.
Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
But isn't that the sub like the one that they
sell all the time.
Speaker 11 (01:40:26):
This is what I'm saying, I don't know, I mean,
one hundred years ago. You know, mister PIB was all
over the place. They announced on Halloween that they're reintroducing
mister PIB twenty four years after discontinuing the brand.
Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
I'm almost positive when I go there's a restaurant we
go to.
Speaker 11 (01:40:43):
I think they're being very specific. There is something called
PIB Extra. So maybe they're just saying we're bringing back
the name mister PIB, which okay, because I was like
this can. I mean a lot of pop went away,
you know, we didn't get to drink as kids, but
I remember things that were around. Remember Josta, Yeah, that's
(01:41:04):
thirty years old. Josta, I think was considered the first
energy drink. Josta was something that Pepsi made and it
was like the first energy drink before your Red Bulls
and your four Locos and all. That was Josta and
they were marketing it like, oh, it's got guarana in
it or you know, and it's tons of caffeine. What
(01:41:26):
was the other one, joltber Jolt Yola. Okay, that was
the one that had like tripled the caffeine. Yeah, I
think that was Cooke's answer to Josta. Anyway, Josta was
only around for four or five years. You know, tab
was a pop that was around for a long time
that was marketed as the first diet pop.
Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
That's been gone.
Speaker 11 (01:41:48):
I think that went away like before COVID, So there's
I don't know what's still arouna. What is is Surge
still around? Like that was gone and then they brought
it back. They used to do a festival called surge
Fest years ago, research Fest. It was like Bonnaroo junior.
It was all jam bands. So they're making a whole
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big show about how mister Pibb.
Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
Is coming back.
Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
But I was like, I don't know what's around and
what's not.
Speaker 9 (01:42:14):
You know.
Speaker 11 (01:42:15):
I made a fifty to fifty joke earlier about that soda,
and then I was like, dummy, that's like a Midwestern
pop that's like Wisconsin in Illinois. I don't even know
if they had fifty to fifty here, but it was
everywhere in Chicago, so it might have been just like
a regional beverage.
Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
I love. There's a there's a Fago version of Doctor Pepper.
Do you see that?
Speaker 11 (01:42:35):
What's it called Doctor Fago Real Stretch? Yeah, well I
got all the knockoffs right. The moon missed instead of
Mountain dew and.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Is the Doctor Thunder Doctor Thunder Yes, Professor Peppy, Yes,
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Fago Rock and Rise still the Goat though that was
Tom was drinking some of that the other day.
Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
I walked by. I was like, well, look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Juggle, O's be tripping. You remember Kick soda? Anybody remember Kick?
I don't kick soda. This might have been a Michigan thing.
I think they were.
Speaker 11 (01:43:10):
They were shipping it out of Detroit, but it was
called Kick. Like I'm an RC fan. I know people
think that's like weird and old timey, but like again
in Illinois, Chicago, like the classic combination is like take
out pizza and RC. I know it's the official soda
of the Cleveland Browns, which is chef's kiss for people
(01:43:33):
who dunk on RC cola.
Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
But I love it. I haven't had much.
Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Rather have an RC than anything else.
Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
I can't think of the last time I had it.
Speaker 11 (01:43:39):
But they had They had something called Kick if I
remember correctly, and it was like a It was a
sprite kind of drink, but they were marketing into like
it's extreme. All the marketing was like, hey, you like
video games, you love this. I don't even know if
that's around anymore. Probably not. There's a great website called
(01:44:01):
Soda Pop Graveyard, and it's just a massive list of
discontinued beverages. Diet Coke with Splendor, Coca Cola Orange Vanilla
is gone.
Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Uh oh, there's Kick all right, Well there you go.
Maybe kick is gone. Look at all the cokes Hubba Bubba,
Soda Cola.
Speaker 5 (01:44:28):
Se too, Coca Cola black cherry vanilla, Coca Cola spice,
Coca Cola black, Coca Cola orange vanilla cold too, all
the Mountain dews.
Speaker 11 (01:44:35):
Mountain Dew, major melon one major melon was pretty tasty,
but they don't make that anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
They stopped making Diet Right Soda forever. But now that
I see that, I was like, oh right, yep, just
recently stopped.
Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
Rob They stopped making Virgil's Bavarian nutmeg swingling just this year.
How can that be ta he should treat? That can't
be right? You still get that at the circle k right,
I've seen there. Yeah, yeah, or cheroke he red. Maybe
they still make that.
Speaker 5 (01:45:04):
They say Tahiti treats, so maybe Otaha should is a knockoff,
Like a mister.
Speaker 11 (01:45:08):
Pibb I see doctor Thunder. Isn't that a uh imagine
dragons song? Don't I thought it was a kiss song?
Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
You listen to us on the iHeartRadio app. You can
always leave us messages there little red talkback button. Whatever's
crossing the transom.
Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
Of your mind, Alan, be real.
Speaker 12 (01:45:29):
You don't give a about the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
You don't know anything.
Speaker 12 (01:45:33):
About Los Angeles Dodgers fan base.
Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
You know nothing about baseball.
Speaker 12 (01:45:37):
You literally told a story about banging a chick during
the OJ chase in nineteen ninety four, and then you
thought the murders were in ninety two. You don't even
know when the naked gun moves were made. You're an idiot.
The last few shows to you just sound dumber and
dumber every episode. Please stop saying your lane Guy's mad,
Rob a little bit man. He's a little mad.
Speaker 11 (01:45:58):
You're mad at me, But it's all he's telling me
that I'm not a fan of a team I'm a
fan of. He's telling me that I don't know anything
about Dodgers fans, even though I lived in LA.
Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
He's telling me that. What else he telling me? You
don't know anything about baseball?
Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:46:12):
I know I am on baseball. The guy's really mad.
That guy leaves a lot of messages. You know what,
he's not masculine. Guy swears he's not massline. But he's
got nowhere to be and all day to get there.
And you know what this guy does. He leaves a
lot of messages because you know, we're speaking extemporaneously here
on the show, right, so we have to rely largely
on our memories. Any bit of information that comes out
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of our mouths that is not absolutely correct, he will
fire off a message immediately, and he's really angry about it. Hey,
you said that happened in nineteen ninety five, that happened
in nineteen ninety six, like that.
Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
Kind of stuff. Yeah, he's really angry about it. I'm
trying to find out.
Speaker 11 (01:46:48):
He doesn't tell me what my lane is. He says,
stay in your lane. What's my lane? People always leave
me hanging with these dumb messages. What is I don't
know what my lane is? I know my Atlanta is,
what's my lane?
Speaker 5 (01:47:04):
I don't know?
Speaker 11 (01:47:05):
All right, Well, he's certainly got some thoughts on me.
He's got me all figured out.
Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
Someone sent me a DM last week to you said,
something and it was the same thing, and I'm like,
he clearly misspoke.
Speaker 11 (01:47:17):
Like, yeah, probably, I misspeak all the time, but doesn't
That's why I like devotion accuracy. People text me and go, hey,
this was I go, yeah, absolutely devotion. This guy gets
really mad for the dumbest crap, so he's got a
lot of free time or something.
Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
I'm just wondering if this is the same guy. I
don't know. It might be.
Speaker 11 (01:47:39):
On the Coca Cola Museum in Atlanta. You can try
all those old funky coke flavors.
Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
Hmmm, isn't it a uh thank you funky coke?
Speaker 11 (01:47:54):
Yeah, they discontinued coke funky Coke Medina. The Guardian sel Pepsi,
the Calves sell coke, and the Browns sell RC. I
thought the Calves were like switching up what they did
or something, ironically, because I RC is so delicious to me,
and yet I haven't been to a Browns game that,
to me, ROB would be worth the ticket price because
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RC itself is getting harder and harder to find in
grocery stores, so I would have to pay if I
really wanted to go all in, I'd have to pay
for a ticket to a Cleveland Browns game and then
wait in line to get an RC. Well, let's be real.
If I'm in a football game, I'm gonna be getting
(01:48:37):
a beer, but I want to I think could sell
me one to go.
Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
We'll just get some rum. Put some rum in it.
Speaker 11 (01:48:45):
Allen, I used to drink Vault all the time, which
was Coke's answer to Mountain. I remember Vault, you had
like a green bottle. Yeah, everybody was trying to take
down the goat. Mountain dew, trying to take down the king.
Ain't gonna happen. Goat, it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
Ghost.
Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
It is Mountain News, the Goat baby.
Speaker 10 (01:49:07):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven.
Speaker 6 (01:49:13):
Call the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
My named Ellen Cox. My show sucks.
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Speaker 6 (01:49:24):
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Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
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(01:49:59):
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Tammy listens in Tyler, Texas. Randy is at Luke Air
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is out there in Bergetstown, PA in the shadow.
Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
Of Star Lake Amphitheter.
Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Calves again off tonight, but tomorrow night they're back here
at home to take on the seventy six ers of
Philadelphia at seven o'clock.
Speaker 11 (01:50:27):
We'll get out of here at six thirty. Make room
for your pregame coverage. Friday night, Calves are in DC,
one of those NBA Cup games.
Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
They'll be playing Michael Jordan and the Washington Wizards. Gilbert
Arratus on the Washington Wizard. Didn't he play for the Wizards?
Speaker 11 (01:50:42):
Yeah, and now he's caught up in that FBA Mafia
Pokers scandal. Yeah, doesn't really rise to the level of
a scandal. I don't think there can be such a
thing as a scandal in professional sports.
Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
All bets are off, if you'll pardon the pun.
Speaker 11 (01:50:58):
And then the Bulls are in town on Saturday night,
maybe I will go to that game. What's going on? Saturday, Rob,
I don't know this Saturday night. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
I know?
Speaker 11 (01:51:09):
Ooh, the FM Project Northeast Ohio's premiere seely Dan tribute band.
They're at the music box. Maybe I'll go see those
guys on Saturday. It's my mom's birthday. I gotta send
her flowers that way, Rob. When they get there, they
can be piled up with all of the other flowers
(01:51:29):
that are being laid at her door from her various
gentlemen callers, and then she can play a fun game
where she tries to figure out which ones are mine, whereas.
Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
It used to just be yours flowers from me. That's right,
But what are you gonna do?
Speaker 11 (01:51:49):
She's her own woman, Rob, never mind that she's dating
somebody closer to my age. I won't lie awake at
night thinking about that, staring at the ceiling. Everybody's telling
me where to get RC Dollar Tree Marks, Discount drug Mart.
(01:52:09):
All right, I gotta get into some of those places.
I don't ever find myself in any of those places.
I got to get in there, I say that, But
it's not like I'm gonna go buy RC right, I
you know, I'll have a mountain dew occasionally here, but
I don't ever, I don't ever have a pop in
my fridge. But I'll have to get into some of
(01:52:34):
those places and check it out for myself. Your daughter
goes to college in Alliance, Ohio, doesn't she? What the
hell is going on in Alliance?
Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Oh? That's a good question. And now something that concerns me.
Speaker 11 (01:52:49):
I saw no fewer than three separate stories from Alliance
regarding some criming going on.
Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Oh good, good.
Speaker 11 (01:53:00):
A guy wanted for serial shoplifting of sex toys from
the Alliance Meyer. Now again in the grand scheme of criming,
other than you know, stolen property, it's a victimless crime.
Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
They've got the guy on camera O.
Speaker 11 (01:53:19):
They're searching for a suspected shoplifter there who stole some
sex toys Sunday.
Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Night at the Alliance Meyer.
Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
They want people to help identify.
Speaker 11 (01:53:30):
Now, if you know what's good for you, you're not
going to wrap this poor soul out. Well, yeah, it's
not like I'm not I'm not recommending shoplifting. I'm just
saying it's already done. It's not like he can put
it back.
Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
You want this back? Nope, Nope, we're good. You go
ahead and keep that sure, not boil that or that's
a thing though. They're never flesh lights. They're not selling that.
Speaker 11 (01:54:00):
They're selling like the fun little massagers target in Walmart.
Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
Did you see what I posted when I did my
video at CVS no shopping for candy. No, they have
like legit dildos now, and they that's not a.
Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Fleshlight though, that's for the ladies.
Speaker 5 (01:54:17):
That's a massage. But they have the rose sucker thing
that you put the man in the canoe. They all,
so they're selling those things the crazy. I think that
because let me frame this properly. I think that because
male sex toys. The sex toy business for a long
(01:54:41):
time was exclusively focused on women. Right, they're the ones,
by and large, sorry guys, they're the ones not getting
off on the regular. So the sex toy industry was
almost exclusively There was always pocket, poon, Tang and things
like that for guys, but it was never to the
extent that it is now.
Speaker 11 (01:55:00):
Or they're multiple companies making all kinds of you know,
jerk machines for guys and things like that, but the
sex toys for guys I think are fundamentally considered more aggressive.
So the sex toys for women which have always been
like packaged nicely. They just kind of look sweet and
(01:55:22):
they have a lot of soft lines to them. Right,
it's not a giant cokecam that you jam yourself into
and then turn the battery on. So that's why all
these stores are selling like personal massagers because it's.
Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
Harmless.
Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
It's fine.
Speaker 11 (01:55:37):
They're not going to have a rack of flesh lights
at Walmart. They should they're selling these rose things now.
But it's also not hard to It's not difficult to
purchase an implement of that kind anyway. There's story one
from Alliance. Just coincidentally, your daughter goes to Mount Union.
(01:55:59):
I want to make sure that you keeping her head
on a swivel. You know, Alliance is not a large town, correct,
it's a college town. Well, what do you got fifteen
thousand people.
Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
In Alliance something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
Yeah, so if the college wasn't there, who knows?
Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
You know, they have the troll hole Museum there an Alliance.
What the troll whole museum troll to isn't the trollhll
Museum in Alliance?
Speaker 5 (01:56:32):
I I, until this very moment, I've never heard anything
about a troll hole. Pretty sure it is.
Speaker 7 (01:56:42):
Troll to.
Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
Anyway.
Speaker 11 (01:56:47):
A bank robbery in Alliance Friday morning, a guy stole
four hundred dollars in one dollar bills, asks police if
he can keep it for jail commissary.
Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
Now, that is an entrepreneur. That's a guy who won't
take no for an answer.
Speaker 11 (01:57:03):
If only he had pointed his efforts and his street smarts,
maybe in like a sales capacity or something.
Speaker 5 (01:57:11):
That's a guy won't take no for an answer.
Speaker 11 (01:57:13):
Forty two year old guy robbed the Huntington Bank on
West State Street in Alliance, the first bank robbery in
Alliance in fifteen years. So this guy's breaking the seal.
I mean, but what's the worst thing they have? They say, No,
I'll tell you. The worst it can happen is they
scoop this guy up in his Smurf's hoodie. Oh that's
the worst it could happen. No, wonder that guy looks
(01:57:34):
pissed off.
Speaker 5 (01:57:35):
But I mean, why not ask right?
Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:57:37):
What the worst they could say is no? Yeah, hey man,
you might if I you know, I'm going to jail anyway.
These are in ones, let me keeister, like fifty of them.
Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
I'm wearing an XL Smurf's hoodie.
Speaker 5 (01:57:49):
Okay, yeah, I'm going to jail. I'm not getting any
better for me. Look I've got an opening in the
prison wallet. Let me just put fifty bucks in there.
Got an opening.
Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
Juan Mason, recently moved to Alliance from Akron, says he's
setting up.
Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
He's got he's got a new scam going.
Speaker 11 (01:58:10):
Walked into the bank shortly after doors opened, claimed he
had a weapon, demanded cash, fled on foot with about
four hundred singles?
Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
Why not just go to the strip club?
Speaker 5 (01:58:21):
But at the same like, how do you what bank
did you rob that the only thing available is four
hundred singles? Did you have a Huntington bank in Alliance?
How would you like that? Sir? H I don't know.
I'm going to jail anyway, So how about all singles?
Speaker 11 (01:58:35):
He had just moved to Alliance five days before the robbery.
He reportedly asked police he could deposit the cash in
his jail commissary account. First one in Alliance in fifteen years,
cops say, all the bank robberies since two thousand have
been solved there in Alliance. And finally, the shut down
one of these late night clubs Alliance after hours.
Speaker 5 (01:58:57):
Baby.
Speaker 11 (01:58:59):
I like the cut of this guy, jib the guy
they got on camera there. Look at this dude, Morris
Day vibes right, this guy knows what's up. Shiny purple suit,
cheetah print lapels.
Speaker 5 (01:59:11):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
Where's Jerome, Yeah, Jesse, Jerome?
Speaker 7 (01:59:16):
Yes? Yes.
Speaker 11 (01:59:18):
Allions Police early Saturday morning, an illegal after hours bar.
They found booze, they found guns, they had well scooped
a bunch of people up one am location previously operating
as Schaefer's Diner. They got the Alliance Police out there
because people.
Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Were calling in complain and Rob all, there's all kinds
of noise.
Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
Going on in there.
Speaker 11 (01:59:43):
How are you gonna have the same thing happened out
there in Bath? There was a shooting at this Airbnb
in Bath because it's one of these mansion parties that
they promoted on social media, and your gut, you can't
control what happens there. You're gonna get all kinds of
ne'er do wells. So they scooped up fifty people from
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this illegal after hours club in Alliance, tons of booze,
twelve firearms, including ars, and a semi automatic shotgun. They
said people have been hiding weapons under the benches, behind
the bar and inside trash cans. Come on, man, that's
my gun the trash can. That's all those are guns
I'm throwing away. I was gonna take them to like
(02:00:27):
a guns for gift cards event that you guys are doing.
I've been saving those for months.
Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
Aw no, God, damn it. Now I gotta start all
over again.
Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
It's Saturday morning. Garbage day is until Wednesday?
Speaker 5 (02:00:40):
Am I supposed to do?
Speaker 7 (02:00:41):
Now?
Speaker 11 (02:00:42):
I was one gun away from a free haircut at
Great Clips. All of the people arrested had outstanding arrest warrants.
This ward is outstanding. Congratulations there. Speaking of haircuts, by
the way, Rachel in sales was apoplectic when she thought
I was cutting my hair. She gave away the game
(02:01:04):
because her hair looked a little shorter. And I said,
do we both get haircuts? And she goes, oh my god,
you're getting a haircut. And I go, no, I got
a little trim yesterday, me too.
Speaker 7 (02:01:16):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 11 (02:01:18):
And she was so excited when she thought I was
going to get my She goes, you when short hair,
I go, I know, I look one hundred times better
with short hair, but I'm a long hair guy.
Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 6 (02:01:32):
Now.
Speaker 11 (02:01:32):
Of course, I do say it's better to look good
than to feel good, and I believe that. However, there
are exceptions. Yes, I look better with short hair, but.
Speaker 5 (02:01:41):
I'm a long hair guy. Rob. It's no way around it.
How long you are you gonna go?
Speaker 6 (02:01:45):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:01:46):
I had her take a little off yesterday because I'm like,
I am. I never thought I'd have the patience to
get it this long. So I'm like, I don't have
any goal beyond this, and it was, you know, getting
kind of so she just kind of cleaned it up
and it's fine, I'll keep growing it, but I just
needed it to be a little bit more. Yeah, kind
of textured and you have some shape to it, and
you know, I'm not trying to look like a megadeath roadie.
Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
But yeah, she was.
Speaker 11 (02:02:09):
For half a second, she misunderstood me, and she gave
it away. She was excited, Oh you getna Nope, got
one yesterday. I thanks, Chel, comment it's fine, and I
was commenting that that I was pretty sure we both
got haircuts. But yeah, she revealed herself, Rob to barely
(02:02:31):
be able. All I can infer from that is she
can barely stand the sight of me barely barely. Yeah,
Courtney out there in Diamond texting me now on the
troll hole is in Alliance, and so is the cat
Fancy Museum. Well, I can't tell you that I've ever
(02:02:52):
been to Alliance, but I have it pictured, and maybe
you can confirm or deny, Rob I have it pictured
as not much going on, and then they plopped a
college there.
Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
Yes, so once you get off campus, good luck.
Speaker 5 (02:03:05):
Well no, so one side of town is very.
Speaker 2 (02:03:12):
Like financial disdvantage of.
Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
The yes, belongs to the people of the town. And
then the opposite side is where they built everything. So
they said the Meyer, I know exactly where that is. Like,
there's this is for the benefit of the students. Any store,
any chain, any anything that you can think of is
on that main stretch. There's car dealerships, and there's hotels,
(02:03:37):
and there's any restaurant you can think of, you know,
I mean, it's all there. But is there kind of
a campus?
Speaker 11 (02:03:43):
But is there kind of a de facto segregation like
do the townies kind of stay off campus and vice versa.
Speaker 5 (02:03:49):
Or I so for the most part, But at the
same time, you know, I mean, look, if you want
to go to Chipotle. You're gonna go to the you
know what I mean, it's the one that's right on
the campus side, you know. So yeah, I think that
it's it's it's interesting. It's it's not like your normal
college town vibe. It's different, for sure. Okay, all right,
(02:04:10):
but yeah, old like Alliance itself is a it's a
much different than where Mount Union is.
Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
You're trying to call You're trying to refrain from calling Alliance,
Ohio a dump?
Speaker 5 (02:04:20):
Absolutely not. It's not a dump.
Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
It's a how would you define it? It's it's it's
I hate you so much economically disadvantaged.
Speaker 5 (02:04:32):
In in spots. It's just it's like it's old. It's
like an old town, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:04:37):
Like it's it's all of the industry picked up and left.
Speaker 5 (02:04:40):
It's rural. You see a lot of you know, uh,
farm land and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
Rob, Are you suggesting that the people who live there
are hill rods?
Speaker 5 (02:04:51):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 11 (02:04:54):
All right, good because I hate for you to just
besmirch the fine people Blians.
Speaker 5 (02:05:00):
Yeah. No, it's many of whom are listeners of the
show ROP And I'll be goddamned if I let you insult,
either actively or passively, the citizens of a town to
which I have never even been. It's hard to describe
it because there are two amazingly separate parts of it. Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:05:19):
It's like there the twain shall meet.
Speaker 5 (02:05:21):
Yeah, the college sort of sits at like a y
and then getting down one way and it's oh so
and the other.
Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
See, it's like a literal fork in the road.
Speaker 11 (02:05:29):
And if you go to one side, you got Morris
Day and the overnight after hours party, and on the
other side it's like Greek roll the mall.
Speaker 5 (02:05:38):
It's like everything is there. There's sheets and get goes
like name, name, anything you could think of is on
that strip seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
There's probably two fourteen twenty two where I come.
Speaker 11 (02:05:51):
Okay, Well, anyway, there's a lot going on on that
other side of Alliance. Apparently not only any of this
stuff was on campus. The meer is over there on
the campside. And then this guy maybe he is dating
a student and was perloining. Well no, but that's that's
still joy for her. That's still gonna be the Alliance.
(02:06:13):
The Walmart is on that same stretch, but that's the
Alliance Walmart.
Speaker 5 (02:06:17):
You know what I mean. But you're a jet.
Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
You're a jet to the end.
Speaker 9 (02:06:24):
How do you do?
Speaker 7 (02:06:25):
And Rob?
Speaker 17 (02:06:26):
This is Jerry from Bruns, Turkey. Now, Alan, I don't
care what baseball team you root for. I don't care
what pop you drink. Just keep on wearing that granny
wig that you always wear on camera and I'll be
fine with all that.
Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
You son of a bitch. How dare you granny wig?
Speaker 5 (02:06:47):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
What the hell's going on over here?
Speaker 5 (02:06:49):
I don't know, Man, these are your fans.
Speaker 11 (02:06:53):
Don't let the door hit you with a good lord splitcher,
That's what I'll say. I'll be I'll be magnanimous in
my trub all right, Fine, probably some bald dude calling
me to give me a hard time about my hair. Fine,
have your fun, sir or madam.
Speaker 5 (02:07:13):
Couldn't tell from the voy, I guess, he said Jerry
from Bruns, Tucky, with what I'm sure is a one
hundred percent real accent.
Speaker 3 (02:07:21):
I know.
Speaker 11 (02:07:25):
Alliance is a meth den. Someone said, yeah, but that's
more about rural Ohio than Alliance in particular. You know
what I mean, Like you get outside and and not
like the cities are great either, but still you take
my point.
Speaker 5 (02:07:39):
It's just yeah, it's just different. It's all. It's two
completely different parts to it all. And I live an
Alliance and Isle say it.
Speaker 11 (02:07:47):
It's an well he calls it a really really bad name,
a really bad.
Speaker 5 (02:07:53):
Does it rhyme with anything? Or can you not even
do that?
Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
Yes, it rhymes with.
Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
Smucking. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
Yes, it rhymes with a lot of things.
Speaker 11 (02:08:12):
And I will be avoiding all of them because I
respect people of Alliance, Ohio and the students and faculty
at Mount Union, one of whom is the beloved daughter
of our very own Robert Enward Anthony. Yes, well, congratulations,
And I mean she's she's barely into her college career.
Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
She's a freshman, she is. Yeah, but she saks into
freshman year and all.
Speaker 5 (02:08:39):
The stuff that she's doing. She's going to like you know,
frat houses and parties and things like that. Like she's
not going to after hours clubs at all?
Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
Right, does she know where to get morning after pills?
Shut up, Allan, No, she does not have no need
for them.
Speaker 7 (02:09:00):
Damn The Allan Cox Show on one, Alan Cox.
Speaker 19 (02:09:12):
A drummer being the real musician, he just makes a
noise if he played the violin or the piano and
of it made sense, but the drums.
Speaker 6 (02:09:39):
Take whatever.
Speaker 7 (02:09:44):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (02:09:45):
Thursday, by the way, on the show, The Return of
the Hilarious and Lovely Kelsey Cook is during the weekend
at Hilarities, part of the big fortieth anniversary festivities.
Speaker 21 (02:09:56):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (02:09:56):
These days you're most likely to see her doing shows
in theaters. So see Kelsey Cook these days. She and
her man Chad Daniels out there doing stuff. So she
will be back in here on Thursday. Love catching up
with her very fine. Well, it was a very tenuous
plan to begin with. When they said there was going
(02:10:18):
to be a Bad Company reunion at the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Saturday in LA
that has already fallen apart.
Speaker 5 (02:10:25):
Whoops.
Speaker 11 (02:10:26):
Paul Rodgers had a series of strokes and he said, oh,
good news. I mean, he probably wanted it more than
anyone else, because there wasn't much daylight between his announcement
that he and Simon Kirk would reunite at the induction
and the announcement today that he has to bow out.
Speaker 5 (02:10:43):
That sucks.
Speaker 11 (02:10:44):
I have to prioritize my health, is what he says. Yeah,
so that's a bummer. Bad Company is getting inducted. He
and Simon Kirk, the last two people in that band.
Simon Kirk, I think, the only guy who's been there
from the very beginning. They're getting inducted, along with Soundgarden,
(02:11:05):
an outcast, the White Stripes, Warren Z von Cydey Lauper.
Who's the old blues person no one has ever heard
of who's getting inducted. There's always one or two of those.
Last time it was in Cleveland, it was sister Rosetta Tharp.
Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
I shouldn't say nobody's heard of, but I mean you've
got to be a real music geek to know who
she is. Fortunately I am.
Speaker 11 (02:11:28):
Paul Rodgers says that he really wanted to perform for
the fans, but he really needs to prioritize his health. Boy,
that jam is going to be amazing, rob. I mean,
(02:11:55):
Simon Kirk's the only one going to be there to
get inducted, right, thank you? I that yeah, that sounds good, boy.
(02:12:15):
I'll tell you what, Ladies and gentlemen, Bad Couple of Day,
Sam Kirk from Bad Couple of Days, All right, well, cool,
glad to hear it. Very exciting for them, But Paul
Rodgers will not be there for uh.
Speaker 2 (02:12:32):
The just be Simon Kirk. Maybe he can sit in
with some other people.
Speaker 7 (02:12:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:12:39):
I mean it is a not a lot of heavy
lifting of that song.
Speaker 11 (02:12:42):
A great song though, So it'll be guest singers performing
alongside Simon Kirk.
Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
And some other musicians.
Speaker 11 (02:12:53):
I think that's why, in a strange way, this year
is shaping up to be a really cool year for Collapse,
right because Chris Cornell's gone, So it's going to be
like Soundgarden is going to be Taylor Momson and Jerry
Can Trowell and Kim Thale and who even knows if
Meg White is going to show up?
Speaker 5 (02:13:12):
Prop I think, do you think I do? All right?
I think they will do a full blown set, Okay,
the white stripe.
Speaker 11 (02:13:22):
The white stripes and yeah, and so now Bad Company
is going to be Signon kirkback at there on the
drums and.
Speaker 5 (02:13:31):
Whoever he'll be collaborating with.
Speaker 11 (02:13:35):
It'll be cool whatever it is. No, I agree it
is Saturday. I think it airs live on Disney or something.
It airs live somewhere Hulu maybe, but that's Disney, the
same company, and then they air it later on Disney
and then they do like the condensed two hour version.
Speaker 5 (02:13:53):
I think on New Year's Day.
Speaker 11 (02:13:55):
Bad Company last performed in Vegas October twenty nineteen. Pre
COVID is the last time they played, and so Paul
Rodgers leaving a message on the Bad Company Instagram account
saying that obviously his hope was to be at the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I have no problem singing,
he says, it's the stress of everything else. Thanks for understanding.
(02:14:18):
There's got to be more to it, right, Well, you
don't want to go out there and halfway through realize
that you've made a terrible mistake, right, right, and so,
but you're.
Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
Also going to go that's not my voice. My voice
is as amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:14:33):
As it ever been. Yeah, but you could still be there.
You could still do like what Ozzie did and sort
of just participate, you know what I mean? Like, I
don't know where is Let me find some live Bad Company.
Oh there's such a good band. Yeah, do we have
any in the Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:14:51):
I had some earlier and now for some reason I
can't seem to find it. Not that one, he said, Yeah, yeah,
thank you for being part of fantasy.
Speaker 7 (02:15:10):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:15:10):
He worked the name of the song into the banter run.
Speaker 5 (02:15:14):
That's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (02:15:18):
Guess who I feel Guess who?
Speaker 6 (02:15:20):
I feel like.
Speaker 7 (02:15:21):
Making love to you? Yoh what?
Speaker 2 (02:15:27):
Thank you for being part of our rock and roll fantasy.
Speaker 5 (02:15:30):
You're right there in the front row with the big guns.
I feel like making love to you.
Speaker 6 (02:15:38):
You look like a shooting star.
Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
That you the crowd, that's you. Okay, he still sounds good.
Speaker 5 (02:15:54):
There sounds great. When was this I don't know eighty one?
Speaker 2 (02:16:02):
No, this was probably I don't know, ten years ago,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:16:08):
He sounds great.
Speaker 2 (02:16:09):
Yeah, front of the Firm.
Speaker 11 (02:16:10):
Toured with Queen for a while, Paul Rodgers and Queen
prior to the Adam Lambert administration. And you know, that's
when you get the audience to sine. And it was
called Queen and Paul Rodgers. He wasn't going to be
buried in the you know. They called it QPR and
it was him and Brian May and Roger Taylor and
(02:16:32):
they played. They toured for probably four or five years, yeah,
on the mid odds. And it was never supposed to
be permanent. It was back when Brian May still had
brown hair, So of course Paul Rodgers was artificially coloring
his hair for a long time too. He had like
that jet brown goateem. You know, you're like he looked
(02:16:55):
like he was rendered out of wax and clay or something.
Speaker 2 (02:16:58):
Anyway, Paul Rodgers will not be there on Saturday for
the Bad Company reunion, saying that he needs to prioritize
his health and obviously he should.
Speaker 5 (02:17:09):
Sounds like it's probably way worse than what he's leading on.
Speaker 11 (02:17:12):
Well, I mean, yeah, I think that it sounded like
he really wanted for everything to be okay, and so
maybe even by his own admission, he made the announcement
prematurely that he was going to be there and performing
or whatever. But then you get up to it and
you're like, I gotta fly, I gotta walk to the airport,
that whole thing. I mean, nobody, even if you're in
(02:17:34):
tip top health, you don't want to do that. Paul
Rodgers's nickname was the Voice. Oh like when they call
San Francisco the city, the Voice.
Speaker 5 (02:17:48):
There's only one city you can call the city. That's
New York City, New York City, New York City, New
York City.
Speaker 11 (02:18:00):
Yeah, well the people in San Francisco call it the
city sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 11 (02:18:15):
Well nobody but nobody in Boston calls it bean Town,
and nobody in San Francisco calls it Frisco.
Speaker 19 (02:18:22):
You know, you really are the most devious Boston in Neilia, You.
Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
Really are the most devious Bosstony in New City. Yep, yes,
thank you, you're.
Speaker 5 (02:18:43):
We're talking.
Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
Paul Rodgers the voice.
Speaker 11 (02:18:48):
I wonder if the NBC Competition program has to pay
him a residual because he called himself. I wonder if
he had ever had it trademarked Paul Rodgers the voice.
Speaker 5 (02:18:58):
You smell that?
Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
Did you fart?
Speaker 5 (02:19:01):
I did not? Is that your way of telling no, no, no,
no no. It smells like cut the cheese. Are we
getting that cooking smell again?
Speaker 11 (02:19:10):
I don't smell anything, you mean from the residences upstairs.
Remember last time, it was like it was coming up
from the floors, but like a casserole. Yeah, somebody had
some schwarma going the lists Brussels sproutsy and I did
not fart.
Speaker 5 (02:19:24):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
I would tell you I didn't have Brussels sprouts. Today
there are days in which there are Brussels sprouts in
my meal prep.
Speaker 5 (02:19:32):
I love a Brussels sproute. I do do what this is?
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 11 (02:19:36):
This is not an anti sprout tirade, nor is it
dismisses of the people of the fine.
Speaker 5 (02:19:43):
City of Brussels. I don't know what it is. Something
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:19:47):
Jean Claude van Dam the original Brussels sprout.
Speaker 5 (02:19:53):
Muscles from Brussels.
Speaker 11 (02:19:56):
I was reading that they just I was Tony in Tokyo.
I was reading that they developed artificial muscles. Oh boy,
how do you like that? Now you don't like the
food muscles? No, but everybody's trying to get more muscles.
Speaker 2 (02:20:15):
Oh you're talking about actual like your body muscles, Yes, okay,
artificial muscles.
Speaker 11 (02:20:20):
Scientists, and you know how hard scientists work. Scientists think
that they have stumbled onto or worked to achieve artificial muscles.
Now here's the problem. You're not going to be putting
these in human because that's what now where the money is.
You're going to be giving them to robots. And that's
(02:20:41):
what sucks. Every advance now is going to be pointed
toward humanoid robots, automatons, rob and the eventual singularity were
going to be left behind.
Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
Why would they need muscles? Yeah, they just rash us
about the head, neck, and chest, but can't.
Speaker 5 (02:21:01):
They make them a million times stronger without using human
type muscles.
Speaker 11 (02:21:08):
Engineers in South Korea developed what they're calling an artificial muscle.
They can lift more than four thousand times its own weight.
So I'm sure this is nothing more than a system
of levers and pulleys, and they're calling it an artificial muscle.
Speaker 2 (02:21:22):
But uh, what are you gonna do.
Speaker 3 (02:21:26):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
I will say my very real muscle, Uh, was worked
with that.
Speaker 11 (02:21:32):
Sidney Sweeney, Oh my god photo that was going around photo.
Speaker 5 (02:21:36):
I've seen the videos now, but I loved.
Speaker 11 (02:21:38):
All the maga women talking heads, their heads exploding over
Sydney Sweeney's that silver transparent dress.
Speaker 2 (02:21:47):
I just got quite the rack.
Speaker 5 (02:21:49):
Am a fan?
Speaker 11 (02:21:50):
Well, it's funny all the coverage that it got, except
there were the black boxes where their breasts were blurred
and all the articles. It's like, what's the point of
talking about this if you're going to blur the subject
of the story. First of all, who cares if this
woman is wearing a transparent dress.
Speaker 5 (02:22:08):
Let her do what she wants to do. I had
no problem, didn't bother me here at all.
Speaker 11 (02:22:14):
But a lot of women lost, they got damn minds.
And her movie coming out where she plays a boxer.
It's a biopic. I forget the boxer's last name. Her
name is Christy.
Speaker 5 (02:22:27):
This is that movie.
Speaker 11 (02:22:28):
It's Oscar Bait because Sidney Sweeney like uglies herself up
for lack of a better term, Right, Charlie's did it
in Monster, got herself some dental appliances.
Speaker 2 (02:22:37):
Oh, she's so.
Speaker 11 (02:22:38):
Brave, no makeup. That's what Sidney Sweeney is doing. Next,
She's like, I can't build my career on just these
dumb rom coms. So she's playing a boxer, Christy Martin
in a boxer and it's it's Oscar bait. There's one
thousand dollars for you. Last keyword of the day, will
(02:23:00):
fire it up tomorrow morning again nine thirty with RMG. So,
I hope you win just under the wire today. Good luck,
This is your chance.
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Speaker 2 (02:23:23):
Of course, speaking of Sidney Sweeney, I'm sure you saw
the photo of her and Sophie Cunningham.
Speaker 5 (02:23:30):
Not familiar now the.
Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Object of your.
Speaker 5 (02:23:35):
Interest.
Speaker 11 (02:23:36):
Sophie Cunningham, of course, is an accomplished athlete with the
Indiana Fever and I assume probably Rob's Hall pass. And
there was a photo of her and Sydney Sweeney because
of what she posted, Yes, yeah, because they what she
had attended a not a fever game. Where were they together.
(02:23:57):
I'm not sure it was a NASCAR thing or something.
They were like both at the same event. Sidney Sweeney
makes appearance at NASCAR Championship in Amzonia and takes a
photo with Sophie Cunningham, who, by the way, I'd never
really seen Sophie Cunningham outside of a game photo. She's lovely. Yeah, yeah,
(02:24:18):
I mean it's you know, put makeup on her and
but I'd never seen her. I'd never seen her kind
of glammed up. She's wearing a jersey, but I've never
really seen her glammed up.
Speaker 5 (02:24:27):
It's cute. You should you should look that.
Speaker 11 (02:24:29):
Not that I was doubting you, it's just, you know,
there's a lid for every pot. Sidney Sweeney making the
rounds promoting this box boxing movie, and so she's going
to a lot of events. She was at NASCAR and
hanging out with one Sophia cunning him. Oh, she spoke
at the thing too, well, how do you like them apples?
Speaker 3 (02:24:50):
See Sidney Sweeney, she is here at the raceway, not
the same outfit that we've all seen.
Speaker 5 (02:24:57):
Or he didn't say nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:25:01):
Oh, I thought we were gonna hear her, not the
dumb talking guy. I can't see her boobs. Well, but
that's what everybody was paying attention to.
Speaker 5 (02:25:12):
Did you see what when? When Sophie Cunningham shared it?
Did you see what.
Speaker 6 (02:25:16):
What?
Speaker 5 (02:25:17):
She wrote? No Sidney Sweeney, No, Sophie Cunningham. She she
shared it on her Instagram and she said one of
us forgot our that the T word at homes teets
at home and she made like the winky emoji. I
see because Sophie Cunningham is a very well known for
(02:25:38):
her chestiness, and Sidney Sweeney clearly is.
Speaker 11 (02:25:42):
Very known for her chestiness. She's got those Billie Eilish
eyes too. I think that's part of her appeal. She
has those very kind of heavy lidded look. You know,
obviously the boobs don't hurt. I was thinking that I
had never seen anything with Sidney Sweeney in it. I
didn't watch Euphoria. I didn't see the rom coms and
things like that, but I forgot she was in The
White Lotus. I think before she blew up, she was
(02:26:04):
in the White Lotus.
Speaker 5 (02:26:05):
So I saw her in that.
Speaker 11 (02:26:06):
She was in a Handmaid's Tale, which I don't watch,
but she was in this wild movie a couple of
years ago. I think she was taken a big swing
with this movie called Immaculate. You ever seen Immaculate? I
think this went right past people where she plays a
nun who gets I think knocked up by a demon
(02:26:27):
or something or she and it's got a wild ending,
and I think it did okay when it was out,
but I haven't I've never even talked to another human
who's seen this movie. But she was clearly trying to
do different things, and yeah, I thought it was great.
Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
It's bloody.
Speaker 2 (02:26:49):
That was the only season Sidney Sweeney in a Habit.
Speaker 5 (02:26:52):
What was the show you mentioned on HBO?
Speaker 2 (02:26:54):
She was on the White Load. That was the only
season I've watched.
Speaker 11 (02:26:57):
Yeah, she was like a tertiary character. He was one
of the daughters, one of the mean girls or something. Yeah,
that was I think I knew she came from Euphoria.
But I didn't watch that show. That's clearly not for me.
But I know she blew up from that. But yeah,
her and Sophie Cunningham. Speaking of shows, did you finish
us Low Horses? I did pretty good. I like the
(02:27:18):
way they left it. I forget that that show only
has six episodes per season. That's why they can crank
out the season so fast.
Speaker 5 (02:27:24):
Yeah, and the sixth seat.
Speaker 11 (02:27:26):
That got renewed for two more the showrunners leaving, but
they got renewed for two more.
Speaker 5 (02:27:30):
Even if the show runners leave it, I think they
have the formula, you know what I mean, Like you
just go with what they're doing. It's really good. Yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
And uh, season six I don't think is very far behind.
Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
Well, like you said it, five episodes or six episode seasons,
it's easy to shoot him quick. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27:48):
Alan Sidney Sweeney shows her cans a bunch in Euphoria. Yeah,
that was my understanding. She's naked that a lot, right.
Speaker 5 (02:27:55):
I couldn't get past just because the age of my daughters.
I couldn't get past the fat that Zendeia was in
that show in that particular type of role, because she
was Casey undercover on Nickelodeon, Like, that's what I knew
of Zendaea.
Speaker 11 (02:28:10):
When my older kids, my daughter specifically, and my older
daughter was little, she watched her on a show called
shake It Up. Yeah, okay, that's what I knew her
from her and Bella Thorne, right, I think those people
shake it Up and then it went shake it Up. Ye,
Casey Undercover was her next one, and yeah, okay that
was so I couldn't get past that. I'm like, I
can't watch this show because I still see her as
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that that character I.
Speaker 2 (02:28:33):
See well, which is precisely why she's trying to branch
out rob Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:28:37):
For sure, she's done a lot of great stuff since
I could probably go back and watch it now, you
know what I mean. But I think at that point
it was like I still had young kids, and it
was she didn't belong in that role. For me, it's
felt weird.
Speaker 11 (02:28:49):
Or at the very least, didn't want your kids to
be in the room when you watched it. Fair but no,
it's time to go to bed, dad, It's six thirty.
Speaker 5 (02:29:00):
Go to bed, early to bed, early to rise.
Speaker 2 (02:29:04):
Mm hmm, Alan, why is today National Chicken Lady Day.
Speaker 5 (02:29:10):
I didn't know that it was chicken no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:29:15):
God, you're not too right.
Speaker 2 (02:29:17):
I have a chicken lady, A chicken lady, yeah, and
I love life.
Speaker 5 (02:29:20):
Do you love life?
Speaker 3 (02:29:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:29:22):
Yeah, I call you because I put that in my
personal lane Chicken mighty loves life.
Speaker 6 (02:29:28):
Gee.
Speaker 2 (02:29:28):
I never took that literally. I never really, never really
took chicken lady literally.
Speaker 5 (02:29:36):
You're not too bright.
Speaker 11 (02:29:37):
No, of course there's ny from kids in the hall
is the Chicken Lady. But I can't imagine it's for that.
Kids will all get their own national day in these
United States, National Chicken Lady Day honors Doctor Marthenia Dupre
(02:29:58):
worked for the second largest Chicken restaurant in the world
as director of community relations. Doctor Dupree became known as
the Chicken Lady. Imagine, you have busted your ass all right,
not only as a woman but as a black woman,
to get to the point where you are a doctor, right,
and you get to this point and you've established yourself
(02:30:21):
in your industry among your peers, and they go, Nope,
you're the chicken Lady.
Speaker 2 (02:30:28):
Oh cool, cool, awesome. It doesn't really get other than that.
Speaker 11 (02:30:33):
I don't know what the hell that's for a national
Chicken Lady Day was created in two thousand and one
as a thank you to doctor Dupree, not to be
confused with your cousin dupri h Okay or Robbie Duprie.
Speaker 2 (02:30:48):
Let's steal Away into the Night?
Speaker 5 (02:30:51):
Isn't that him? There's one there we go?
Speaker 11 (02:30:54):
Yeah, that's all right, bye? You like your yacht rock
Robbie dupre I don't know that this guy did anything
else that. He's probably still touring. Didn't need to singing.
Uh what was his other one? He did have a
follow up, did he?
Speaker 7 (02:31:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (02:31:10):
I just heard it on something and I was like,
oh wait, the Jesus it was all from the same album. Oh,
hot Rod Hearts. Remember hot Rod Hearts? Now, I went
to college with Rod Hearts. I don't think the song
was about him, but he was a tractor so that.
Speaker 7 (02:31:31):
Just like you.
Speaker 2 (02:31:38):
He's seventy eight.
Speaker 7 (02:31:40):
Man.
Speaker 11 (02:31:44):
I thought this was a number one song, rob It
only got to number six. But again, I can't condone theft,
but boy, yeah, he contributed the song girls in Cars
to the World Wrestling Federation and another This is a guy,
(02:32:05):
the steal Away guy has two big songs with the WWE.
Speaker 5 (02:32:09):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (02:32:13):
All right?
Speaker 11 (02:32:14):
Anyway, I'm sure, he's probably doing yacht rock. You go
up there, do your one song. Hey, Hare's steal away
again the Allen Cox.
Speaker 6 (02:32:22):
Show on one, let's call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (02:32:29):
If you don't deserve anything, get deserved to get smacked
in the station, kicked in the two.
Speaker 3 (02:32:36):
Six seven eight one double oh seven or one three
eight one.
Speaker 6 (02:32:39):
Double o seven.
Speaker 11 (02:32:43):
Thank you, sir gets the message. You know, we do
a metal show here on the buzzard. All No, we're
off this Saturday night. We'll be back on the fifteenth,
two hours to midnight. It's a lot of fun boy.
I'll tell you what, Rob. I don't know if you've
(02:33:03):
ever heard the show that we do, but it is
a root and tooting time, nothing but heavy metal in
all of its forms. You know, it is a Jeanjean
that really takes its liberties with the form. You'll notice
the sleep tokenification of metal these days on a band's
kind of expanding the form. That's great, this Jean, this jewel,
(02:33:27):
this jewel the great to Alex Trebek, of course, well, clip,
we like to play.
Speaker 5 (02:33:35):
This popular genre, this sixth letter genre, this Genrejean, we
do a metal show, so again, yes on hiatus this
Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
I think Cavs basketball might be late or something like that,
but then we'll be back next Saturday night starts at
ten o'clock.
Speaker 11 (02:33:50):
It's called two hours to Midnight, an homage to the
Iron Maiden song two minutes to Midnight. And it's me
and it's Corey Roddick and it's Pat Butler and the
three of us. That we go to a lot of shows,
and most of those are metal shows, and so on
Saturday nights we'll play back one hundred twenty minutes of nothing.
But so I mentioned this only because if you're in
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a local band, we want to hear what you're doing.
Or if there's just requests that you want, email us.
It's two htm.
Speaker 2 (02:34:20):
WMMS dot com.
Speaker 7 (02:34:23):
Rob.
Speaker 11 (02:34:25):
Another year has gone by and neither of us was
voted People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 5 (02:34:35):
Just missed it again, huh now usual? Oh no, we
were not even in the running. We oh we missed it.
So oh god.
Speaker 2 (02:34:43):
Oh I looked at the rundown. You and I were
number well, you were thirty seven.
Speaker 11 (02:34:51):
I was number six million, nine hundred and seventy two thousand,
six hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5 (02:34:56):
Two thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:34:57):
Many good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (02:35:00):
I was runner up two years ago.
Speaker 11 (02:35:01):
I have no clue who the dude is. A guy
named Jonathan Bailey. I think he's gay, which is neither
here nor there. But this is usually geared. It's historically
been geared to women. It's primarily who reads People magazine,
and I guess, uh, gay men. Jonathan Bailey, Jonathan Bailey.
(02:35:23):
I guess he's in Bridgerton, which I don't watch, but
that's a huge show. He's in the Wicked movie, so
obviously there's a lot of people who know who this
guy is. I had just never heard of him or
seen him.
Speaker 2 (02:35:33):
Wicked, Yeah, Wicked, Yeah, this is uh eh, it's a
it's a movie about as I understand, it's a movie about.
Speaker 6 (02:35:41):
The the.
Speaker 5 (02:35:44):
I couldn't get a hold of it. Uh, Wicked's a
wicked good movie, dude. It's about it's about that.
Speaker 2 (02:35:51):
It's about the big dig Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:35:53):
I thought all about it in Salem, dude, that's where
The Witch Is started.
Speaker 2 (02:35:59):
I thought it was a movie about when the Red
Sox are in the world series.
Speaker 5 (02:36:03):
That was Wicked good too, man.
Speaker 11 (02:36:05):
Yeah, so you and I for one more year are
not People Magazines Sexiest man Alive. Even though I told them,
should either one of us win, we will happily share
it with the other.
Speaker 5 (02:36:22):
He's a handsome fellow, but I don't see sexiest Man Alive.
I mean there's some tough competition. Hugh, you're looking dude,
you know, I mean yet, like Michael B. Jordan was
in a couple of years ago. Right, yeah, but he's
already been it, I know. I'm just saying. And if
he ain't for it, you're again. I think you can
be multiple times, can't you. Hasn't Clooney been it like
fifteen times?
Speaker 7 (02:36:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:36:41):
Brad Pitt of those guys Sexiest Man Alive Krazinsky was
there a couple of years ago. Yeah, well you get
you know, results may vary, but I had never heard
of the guy.
Speaker 11 (02:36:56):
Or seen him in anything. But he's a scene stealer.
Bridgerton is like a bodice ripper. Right, that's the show.
Like it's like a British royal show or something that
girls get all wet in the shorts for right, Isn't
that what it is?
Speaker 5 (02:37:15):
I think?
Speaker 11 (02:37:15):
So it's like a Harlequin novel, a live action. It's
been on for a few years. Gotta have it moist,
all right?
Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
Well, there's Rob's take on it. Yeah, Brad Pitt's been
three times. Uh huh, Hey, your guy was Sexiest Man
Alive nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
Who's my guy? Sean Qannity open hundred slap if you
don't vote me, shuckshall a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:37:42):
Well, how does this work? So sexiest Man Alive?
Speaker 6 (02:37:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:37:46):
Never mind, I missed the junior part? Why not sexiest
dead man? Well, that's what I was wondering because nineteen
eighty eight it said JFK. All right, I was like, well,
how's that possible?
Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:37:56):
Also, when was the last wild pitch? Yeah, the colonies
in the pits and the JFK junior Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:38:04):
Paul Rudd twenty twenty one.
Speaker 11 (02:38:06):
I mean he's got chick lit teeth. But other than that,
like Paul Rudd has ohio teeth. You know, a lot
of gums, tiny square teeth. Paul Rudd's got that right, Yeah,
but he's charming as all get out.
Speaker 5 (02:38:20):
Blake Shelton twenty seventeen, Sexiest Man Alive?
Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
I mean, bigfast. I guess you got to make the rounds, right,
you got, man?
Speaker 11 (02:38:28):
I wonder if you campaign for it like a star,
you know, how like you have to be sponsored to
get a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and
then you largely pay for it.
Speaker 2 (02:38:36):
I wonder if sexiest Man.
Speaker 5 (02:38:38):
Alive is like that. Johnny Depp's been there twice, and
he just looks like he stinks, doesn't he Like, he
looks like he smells.
Speaker 11 (02:38:46):
Well, he smokes cigarettes and he smells. He probably that
is like Patulli and yeah, he's the same with Ethan Hawk.
I'm watching the show with Ethan Hawk, and I'm like,
you know, this guy stinks.
Speaker 5 (02:38:54):
He smells just certain people you can look at and
get it, like a guy smells yep eddris Elba. Yeah,
I agree. And then John Legend was the year after. Yeah,
from Ohio.
Speaker 11 (02:39:06):
Good looking do too. But I mean, like, who was
the last. I guess you're not gonna have like Peter Dinklice. No,
there's not gonna be any real wild pitches.
Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
But well, let's see. I mean, I'm not seeing anybody
that you're like, yeah, no, that doesn't belive. This is
the reason that neither you or I were even considered.
Matthew mcconaughguhe yeah, he was two thousand and five. You
would think he'd be on there numerous times.
Speaker 2 (02:39:35):
Allen, it takes a specific type of reference to make
me cream my jeans, But that Robbie Dupre did it.
This is the radio I'm here for. It's funny.
Speaker 11 (02:39:46):
You know. I got a message from a guy who
was really upset because he said my show, he goes
you play too much music. Right, we talk about music
and we'll play it. And you know, you and I
aren't that far apart in ager some years younger than me,
but we've been doing this job for so long that
we know a lot of the musical references that you know.
And so it's an interesting turn of events, right where
(02:40:09):
when I first came to Cleveland, everybody was complaining to
me that I didn't play any music.
Speaker 5 (02:40:15):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (02:40:16):
And you know, now it's gone the way of, hey,
there's too much.
Speaker 11 (02:40:20):
Music in your show. Well we're talking about it. I'm
gonna play it underneath. But that's crazy. Okay, Well, there
you go, Robbie Dupree. That was for the one person there.
Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
And you're looking for the dreaming of the gene Yes, listen, Dave,
are you creaming your genes?
Speaker 6 (02:40:42):
All right?
Speaker 5 (02:40:43):
Are you sure you're not lying? Goddamn baby, I won't
tell you what's all right? To make sure you were
taking for really?
Speaker 2 (02:40:56):
Yeah, yep, ooh woo woo he winds up.
Speaker 5 (02:41:05):
I love that. Wow it starts loud. Woo ooh.
Speaker 3 (02:41:20):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (02:41:22):
Whoa whoa anyway, all right.
Speaker 11 (02:41:33):
And also, it was seventeen years ago tonight the Barack
Obama became the president of the United States. I was
there in Grant Park with two hundred and fifty thousand
other people as he delivered his acceptance speech in his
(02:41:54):
home city of Chicago.
Speaker 5 (02:41:55):
Right there.
Speaker 11 (02:41:56):
I used to live, not live, I worked. I worked
for this company. In an earlier iteration, this is when
I was doing sales and our what used to be
called clear Channel. This company's radio stations and offices were
in the same building, the same high rise downtown as
Obama's campaign headquarters, which means during the campaign we were
(02:42:19):
on the street.
Speaker 2 (02:42:21):
For bomb threats multiple times a week. Oh, that was
a lot of fun. And then what did Clear Channel
do on inauguration Day? Fired ninety eight percent of the company.
Speaker 5 (02:42:30):
I was one of them.
Speaker 11 (02:42:31):
Yeah, yeah, last hired, first fired. It was a bloodbath.
Oh that was the worst Obama's inauguration.
Speaker 5 (02:42:38):
Everybody's talking about that. So look over here. You're all fired.
That's just how white folks will do you.
Speaker 11 (02:42:45):
But it was easily the best president of my lifetime.
And it was a big, big night. He talked about
his maternal grandmother, who had died just a couple of
days earlier. Millions of people around the globe watched. Obviously
America's first and dare I say last, black president, given
(02:43:09):
the tenor of things now, But oh, common sense was
a good while it lasted. Yes, seventeen years ago, it's crazy,
that really is crazy. Yeah, girls were little girls. Michelle
was seventeen years younger, and you know, crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:43:33):
Wild seventeen years ago, no rumors over having a penis
just the world was a happier place.
Speaker 11 (02:43:39):
Well, nothing like that. Well listen, there were plenty of
people who are pissed off they won. But I mean
it certainly wasn't anything like now. You had dummies running around,
go we solved racism. I mean that was ridiculous too,
but sure it was. It was an emotional evening. I'm
a white guy and it was emotional. You know, it
was like a lot of people cry there in Grant Park,
(02:44:02):
November fourth, two thousand and eight. I'm going to be
in Parma Heights, by the way, on Sunday when the
Browns are on the road. So am I and we
do that bud light football face off. Want to get
yourself to Vegas? You get a good arm, say what
you get that pig skin through the holes and you
might be headed there. So I'm gonna be at Rookies
(02:44:23):
on Sunday right there on one thirtieth. Haven't been there
in a minute, but I'd like Rookies a lot, a
lot of pool tables, a good nice long bar. People
learned to estimate the power of a long bar rob
and dig Rookies a lot. So I will I'll just
come out and say it, making my triumphant return to
(02:44:44):
Rookies Sunday noon to two. If you go to WMMS
dot com you can see the schedule of appearances.
Speaker 2 (02:44:51):
But Browns will be in Where do they play the
Metal Lands? Where the Jets play?
Speaker 5 (02:44:56):
Yeah? Metal Lands? Yeah, the Jets play in Ji Stadium. Well,
I mean they don't call it that anymore, but that
was always the thing. The Jets never had their own field.
They play where the Giants play. They play in the
same arena. But is it yeah, Okay, Well now it's
called it's uh uh that I remember. The Metal Lands
(02:45:17):
is the complex, yeah, but Giant Stadium is called it's
in Jersey though, yes, yeah, quested, No, the met Life Stadium.
Oh yeah, so that's where they both play. It's shared.
Back in the day, you would see all the Giants
blue and they would like hang tarps over the front
for the Jets. Right, the Jets have just always been
(02:45:37):
the turd, and now they have like these, the signs flip,
so one week it's Giant Stadium, the next week it is.
You see all the Jets crap. But didn't the Jets.
Speaker 11 (02:45:47):
The Jets, though, were part they were part of another league, right,
like they got brought into the NFL when that got founded.
Speaker 5 (02:45:54):
Yeah, the Jets are an old team. Yeah, they but
they suck. Oh it's so great. Well people here can
identify with that. Oh I know, But I care more
about the Jets being bad than any team I like
being good.
Speaker 11 (02:46:07):
One of five teams never to win a conference championship
since nineteen seventy, along with the Cleveland Browns, the Detroit Lions,
Jacksonville Jaguars, and the Houston Texans. What dubious company to
be in, right, What an honor the Jets. But that
(02:46:30):
fan base is similar to the Cleveland Browns fan base
in that they are undeterred. They are putting the turd
in underturd. They are the turds.
Speaker 6 (02:46:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (02:46:40):
Why do people dunk on the Jets so much? Like
they've got fans? Why does everybody give the Jets such
a hard time?
Speaker 5 (02:46:48):
I do it constantly. My cousin Tommy is a huge
Jet fan. Okay, I any opportunity that I'll call him
right now on speaker and just tell him the Jets
suck and hang up, like it's just fun for me
because he didn't grow up a Jet fan. His wife
is a Jet fan, so it's like he's from Jersey.
Speaker 2 (02:47:06):
They both are. Yeah, okay, but he like he asked
for this, Like he grew.
Speaker 5 (02:47:09):
Up a Giants fan, and now he's a Jets fan
and the Jets just blow and he spends all this
money on these great season tickets and he's like, this
is gonna be the year, dude, we got what the
hell's the guy the Aaron Rodgers first play snaps his
acl I'm like, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen
in my life. Everybody's freaking out the first play and
(02:47:29):
Aaron Rodgers breaks his acl I'm like, this is just
the epitome of Jet football. They suck. Oh, I hate
him all right. That's just the Patriot fan in me though,
you know what I mean, Like, that's that's forty years
of Patriots football.
Speaker 2 (02:47:43):
Well, they got my boy Justin Fields.
Speaker 5 (02:47:45):
Oh boy, he was going to reinvent the Chicago Bears
and he was gonna do great things in New York,
hadn't they out? And nobody, I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:47:54):
Just, oh, he's the pride of the Ohio State University, So.
Speaker 5 (02:47:58):
What are you gonna do? But yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 11 (02:48:03):
It's it's like, uh, it's gospel that people just crap
all over the Jets, And I've never quite Isn't that
like Joe Namath back in the day.
Speaker 2 (02:48:12):
Yeah, Like, weren't they awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:48:13):
Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (02:48:14):
Yeah, I know you can say that of a lot
of teams. But it's like, I wasn't sure what this
like vitriol.
Speaker 11 (02:48:19):
I know, if you have a metro area with two
opposing teams, one's usually gonna be okay and the other
one's gonna think, you know, cub socks whatever. But I
never quite understood why all of this like open, even
if it's comic vitriol for the Jets.
Speaker 5 (02:48:35):
I think, well that the Jets have been a punchline forever.
And if you're a fan of any of those AFC
North teams then you're going to But what precipitated that?
Speaker 11 (02:48:44):
What was the turning point where the Joe Namath Jets
people are like, excusey, guys, suck?
Speaker 2 (02:48:50):
Was it just a string of dummies?
Speaker 5 (02:48:52):
And the I think the teams, just as the teams
have progressed over time, they've gotten worse, right or the
AFC East, I should say, the AFC North is where
we are now. But I mean you had the Patriots,
the Bills, the Dolphins, and the Jets in the AFCs.
When did they start to stink? Yeah? No, nos have
sucked for God forever. I don't even know the last
(02:49:13):
time they had. Let me see last Jets.
Speaker 11 (02:49:15):
Chess Hennington, Jesus, Benny Testaverdi Boomer asiasin.
Speaker 5 (02:49:20):
Weren't they going the Boomer years? I don't think so, man. Really,
they had a ten and six record in twenty fifteen.
That was their best record in the last three decades.
They had Brett Favor five yeah. I mean they they
just suck and it's it's fun, it's good. It makes
me very very happy.
Speaker 7 (02:49:41):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (02:49:42):
But let me see the last time they won. They
have Tyrod Taylor on the team. He's the guy that
connects the steering rack to the wheels.
Speaker 7 (02:49:52):
Rob.
Speaker 5 (02:49:54):
I mean, these of the team, these dudes have since
as far back as I can see, I'm just seeing.
Lost lost in the wild card to the Patriots in
eighty five, then they won a playoff game in eighty six.
Two thousand and two, they won a wild card game,
(02:50:14):
but then lost in the divisionals. They've not done anything well, but.
Speaker 11 (02:50:19):
They Okay, so it sounds more like they've gotten to
the end and choked rather than they can't do it.
Speaker 5 (02:50:24):
In two thousand and nine, they went nine and seven,
They won the wild card against the Bengals, they won
a divisional playoff against the Chargers, and lost thirty seventeen
to the Colts in the AFC champions Okay, so I
think they just choke everywhere. They just sucked. Wow, all right, well,
and then since twenty ten they've missed the playoffs every year.
Speaker 3 (02:50:50):
I like the Cleveland Browns, And now I must leave
you as the Brady Bunch is on, and I find
four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 6 (02:50:58):
Get out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:51:00):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:51:21):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you, and all well, all narrative.
Speaker 6 (02:51:30):
Remember Ovidis paid.
Speaker 1 (02:51:33):
And when you watch that Davy screen, remember it works
both ways.
Speaker 5 (02:51:41):
You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 1 (02:51:45):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Big Brother is watching you.
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Speaker 7 (00:25):
I think you so.
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Uh It's will be a crazy soles can coffee and
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Speaker 6 (00:36):
Okay, Tom God.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Damn put you one time ticket.
Speaker 9 (00:42):
Allen Cox.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.
Speaker 10 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
double U M m as.
Speaker 11 (01:07):
Okay, what's going on? Good afternoon, Welcome, greetings and all
that valutation.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
From us to you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm Alan Cox, thanks for being here, appreciated. Say how
to Rob. Anthony's right over there?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Did you vote this morning?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I sure?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Did?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
H Did you go into them stickers?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I did not?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
No, I didn't either.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
She's like, here you go, and I said no, no,
thank you? Yeah. I got right up here.
Speaker 11 (01:35):
I saw our friend Duke, you know, he'll check in
from Bay Village every so often, and he's always a
working hard at my closest polling place. So I got
up this morning, got there right when they opened at
six thirty. It's me and a bunch of elderly people.
And it was very cold this morning. Very cold, yes,
And it's close enough where I can walk about a
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five or six minute walk to my polling place. And
so I got up rob and I threw on a
toasty coat and made my way up the street. But yeah,
they have a big I think for like these kind
of you know, lower key elections, not a lot of
people grab the eye voted sticker. It feels like something
that people want to grab for bigger elections.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And I'm not sure why, because the sticker doesn't.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Know where they're at.
Speaker 11 (02:20):
Well, I mean, if they hand me one, I'm not
going to like rebuff them. I'm not going to take
one off the table, you know. And I'm certainly I
don't know if I don't think i'd post.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
A picture of it. You know, people I voted.
Speaker 11 (02:33):
Well, no, hey, listen, I was an avid non voter
for many, many years, and I am still ambivalent about
the practicality of it.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
But as a citizen.
Speaker 11 (02:43):
You can certainly certainly make the case that you should
be out there doing what you can do. And of
course you d oral elections and things like that, but
all politics is local, Rob, So it's those smaller elections
that really will have the most impact in your community. Right,
everybody votes in a big one, but it's really the
small ones where things happen.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And as you know, that's what I've been telling Melissa
for years.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yes, it's the smaller things where things happen.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Baby, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's not the motion of the it's not what is
it. It's not the size of the boat.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
It's the motion of the ocean.
Speaker 11 (03:17):
Motion of the ocean. Yes, hey, anyway, welcome. If you'd
like to join us today, please do. I'll just randomly
pick up the phones if anyone calls the numbers two
one six, five seven eight one double oh seven or
eight hundred three four eight one double oh seven. Number
to text me is three five one nine two alancoxshow
(03:39):
dot com for all of the other stuff, And of
course if you want to watch the show, perhaps you'd
like to see Rob's and my Shining Faces.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You can go to the Allan Cox Show YouTube channel.
Speaker 11 (03:50):
Was having some difficulty with the podcast making it to
our particular platforms last night, so I was uh trying
to get that going into the wee hours last night
because I was getting messages from people and while on
its surface, rob it might be frustrating, I'm still gratified
by how many people are upset when that show is
(04:12):
not there on their favorite podcast platform. Now, the way
that they articulate their displeasure.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
That's where that's where it leaves.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
Well, listen, people, you know, everybody stressed, the f out
man people. You know, Uh, I was in here all
morning doing my normal preparation for this Dog and Pony show,
and they started putting up the Christmas decorations in here.
You know, we share this studio with Mark Nolan, jumpa
channel on the Magic Morning Show, and they Now, I'll.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Show you first what's going on back here. All right,
there's the tree.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oh isn't that nice? Isn't that cute?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
That's great. Tree. Don't be a scrooge. I'm not being
a scrooge.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You couldn't use a little more cheer.
Speaker 11 (05:00):
Now you'll notice this thing back here behind my shoulder
where the bureau chief map usually is. It does look
like a festive glory hole, it sure does, but that's
not what that is. That's a big light switch so
that they can demarket before Christmas music and.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
After Christmas music every and it's a big to do
the music.
Speaker 12 (05:25):
Change it.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
No, I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't risk I wouldn't
risk it. Ah, what a it is a festive glory Well, listen,
I'm happy to uh, I'm happy to share.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You know.
Speaker 11 (05:41):
There's a certain contingent of people around here rob that
kind of They walk on eggshells around me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
And I'm not sure why.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
It's because I think, primarily other than doing the program,
I don't say much around here, you know, And I'm
a man of few words. I save them for when
the red light is on and I'm getting paid. But
they're like, it's completely fine. You do what you've got
to do and I'll do my work, and it's it's
just fine. Worried about it at all?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Were you getting questioned.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well, oh, well we don't we can wait. I go no, no, no,
do your thing.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Man.
Speaker 11 (06:16):
Everybody's busy. Everybody's got their stuff to do. You go ahead,
and I'll be right here. And you know, I don't
want to be in your way either.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I mean, no one works here anymore. Can't we have
our own studio now?
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But I'm not looking to move studios.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
I mean, I got you know, we we left the
street Side studio because the novelty of that wore off
real fast, and we moved in here, you know, And
if we just moved to another studio, we just be
in another studio you mean.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Next door, Yeah, because Jeremiah's hap.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
I mean, there's nobody there, So then we don't have
to look at Holly Jolly for two months.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But they use a different program than we do.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yeah, don't they? I think so? Yeah, but I think
you can use that in any studio. Oh you can,
I think so. I guess that would probably be the
key point them out, get out. Yeah, I mean, now
it's all decorated, and I'm not grumpy. I'm not I'm
not scrooging. They're doing the big thing on Friday, and
I'm not gonna be here. So I'm thrilled that I
don't have to deal with Holly Jolly. But the Keiths
(07:15):
were already out there playing Christmas music all day today?
Do you hear that when you walked out this week?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I did not know. I was out there very early
this morning and that was not on.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:24):
And then when I got into that must have been
after I got in here.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
To the studio, probably okay, and they were, you know,
as soon as they did it, they're ramping up. Yeah,
And as soon as they did it, turn and looked
at me. You know it's gonna piss them off. Well,
you know what?
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Though?
Speaker 5 (07:40):
I didn't say a word.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
On a not a related subject, but I did have
a brief conversation with our grand puba here and I
heard Cleveland Keith Hotchkins, and he wanted to assure me
that the wheels are in motion.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
To get our phone and the wheel.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
In motion for like six months.
Speaker 11 (07:58):
I fear that someone is lying to young Keith Hotchkiss,
because has he explained it to me? I said, that
can't possibly be how things work in this multi billion
dollar company. He was explaining to me that a couple
of our regional vps were included on an email chain,
and I was like, and I have good relationships with
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both of those people. I like them a lot, but
I'm like why would they be involved at all? And
he was kind of like as frustrated as anyone else, like,
I don't always know how things work in this company,
but this how they do it. And the implication, the
implication was that even to hire a phone screener, a
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minimum wage position, supposedly there's some thing that goes all
the way up to the CFO of this company. I said,
that can not be the way this works. So someone now,
I take him at his word, so I would never
say he was lying to me, but someone is lying
to him that the CFO of this company goes, I'm
(09:03):
gonna need do we need to have a minimum wage
fun screener in Cleveland? If that's what he's laser focused on.
If that gets anywhere near his orbit, we are in bigger,
uh bigger.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We have bigger problems than I thought we did. It's
sitting with some group of people that approve highers. I
think he's right now. Whether that person actually clicks the
button that says yes, you can hire this person or not,
I don't know, but I do know that it takes
these ridiculous chains of approval where like thirty five people
need to sign off on everything we do.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But that's what I do understand.
Speaker 11 (09:36):
I mean, given the absurd levels of management in this
entire company, I don't even know why would ever get
to the.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Main guy's desk. Who knows? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
So anyway, power, I'm like, this is it's a it's
an hourly position.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Now here's my prediction. It's never gonna happen.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
So I have to get myself into the mindset now
where when somebody calls, I'll just pick them up. I'll say, now,
there's nobody on the line right there, so I'll close
that out and then I'll just you know, we really
spun the wheel yesterday, didn't We We got some I
don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
I've in the one corner here, we've got the festive gloryhole,
and then we've got the tree in the other and
I've got my brought my wheel back in here you go.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So I'll spin that and then we'll see who we have.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I don't think anything could go wrong.
Speaker 11 (10:35):
I think that we might stumble into an amazing new
facet this program wheel.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Oh call the car show one.
Speaker 11 (10:52):
If you ever get the feeling that he doesn't love.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
You, don't you love me too?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Feel again Allan Cocks.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
On one hundred point seven Wmmas.
Speaker 14 (11:18):
In a Cleveland station November's chill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh what a side.
Speaker 14 (11:29):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes fallen.
Speaker 15 (11:35):
Whispers grow. What's behind that panel's glow? That's the glory Hole?
What could it be? The hod of the joy or
a mystery penhill spells ring as the swinging in on
a shindle leer with festive glory holster.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Glory bank. Hell, well done.
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I gotta see if Hayden Grove will come in and
sing that live, because I bet he could nail it.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Jays, it's great.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
It's just a core, but rumors flew through every floor.
A Santa spy, a holiday prank, or maybe a slot
for a treat filled bang listen fil calling wild ideas,
holiday cheer.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
Fested be.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Tess The Glory Hole by.
Speaker 11 (12:36):
John Mister Ai overlords will invariably and eventually enslave us.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
But until then, boy, they can come up with some
funds stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
I can't believe they didn't use wank when they were
going for the the rhyme there, like you would have
thought through the hole for a wank would have been
the line, right, Rob.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
I don't question the inner workings of artificial and intelligence.
I just leave it to the digital gods to the glory.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Carter is in Madonna. Hello, Carter, Hello, what's up man?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I'm just pulling back into my works yard bottle the
stage for you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Yeah, okay, how can I help?
Speaker 16 (13:29):
So I've never called into the radio before, and uh,
I'm a person who likes to talk, and so I
thought it was just something I should do once in
my life, you know what I mean?
Speaker 11 (13:40):
Now, why is it given that criteria Carter that you've
never called into a show before?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Well, uh, I.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Was actually not a radio listener before I started this job,
and typically I listened to Rovers Morning Glory. But when
I got to go run out later in the day,
I get to catch your show, which is nice.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That is nice. It's like the book ends.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
You know.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Where do you work, Carter?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I do excavation in Madona.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
We're called Madina Excavating.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, so they're they're they're just the trucks very literally.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Then, yes, yeah, there's not much else, just digging holes
in land pipe pretty much?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And you are you are an excavator.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yep, pipe later.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Is there any filling going on or is it just
the excavating?
Speaker 17 (14:32):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Gotta bury it once you once you dig, Yeah, yeah,
you sure do. That's what my grandma said about my grandpa.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
AnyWho.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Okay, listen, uh okay, Uh, well Carter, you did it right,
You made it happy.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, all right, most time when I call and I'll
have something actually to talk about.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I mean, that is ideal.
Speaker 11 (14:53):
But I'll give you a past this time, since you
were popping your cherry here, Okay, I'm honored.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta had to get it over with.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
All right, thank you, cart all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
See dude, Hey, there's Carter's out there.
Speaker 11 (15:07):
Madonna's doing a lot of excavating for the aptly named
Madina Excavation. Alan, you said that the wheels were in
motion for your phone screener.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
How honey, wheels are in motion?
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Wheels?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
About that?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That feels optimistic?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah? You wheels?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Even that feels a little.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
One wheel right?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Well, what's the minimum number of wheels that can be
in motion?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
One wheel? Right?
Speaker 11 (15:35):
Your Cleveland. Cavalier's still off tonight. It's like nobody wants
to work anymore. They're gonna play the Sixers.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Though, tomorrow night.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Here in Cleveland at the Rocket Arena. Joel mb'd boy,
this guy he just got a fifty thousand dollars fine
for doing the Crouch.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Cross or whatever.
Speaker 11 (15:54):
It is, not five thousand, not five thousand, fifty thousand.
But again he makes like, you know, fifty million dollars
a year, So that's like walking around money.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Can you just Venmo the league?
Speaker 11 (16:05):
If you're one of those guys, do you have Venmo
Adam Silver, here's my fifty thousand dollars. Fine, he just
calls his business manager and goes cut these crackers at check.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
I'm sure they just take it out of his pay right.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Wouldn't be more dramatic, though, if he wrote them a check. Oh,
of course, rather than garnish his wages. He's checking his paycheck.
Hey wait, decide he didn't have direct deposit, right, So
he gets a check for ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Where's that other fifty grand? Can't you guys write dad?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Damn it? I pointed at my crutch.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
Oh anyway, six Ers Calves tomorrow night at seven o'clock
here on the buzzard. So six thirty pregame is when
you'll get to Cavalier's basketball. It's gonna have actor John
Slattery on today. I had a promo running all morning
rob to that effect, but some scheduling issues came up
and so no John Slattery today. I was excited to
talk to him, but it's not gonna happen today. But
(16:59):
that's just fine.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Dick Cheney went limp new Uh. Dick Cheney died, and
it is interesting to see people kind of retcon history
now in current times. There are a lot of people
who pride themselves on not knowing anything about history. But
Dick Cheney died. He was eighty four years old.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Of course, Maga instantly began to troll his daughter, Liz
Cheney class acts all about what about how her dad
was going to hell and how she sucks and the
usual dim witted Maga stuff. But aren't they on the
same team now? He's old school boy.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
He's see you think you think George Bush was a dummy,
you compare that to the dummies we got now running things. Uh,
he looks like an elder statesman.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
I mean Dick Cheney was essentially the president when George W.
Bush was in there until Bush kind of put on
his big boy pants and wanted nothing to do with
you know, like they stopped talking from like oh four
to the end of the presidency. It because he didn't
like that notion that Dick Cheney was the man behind
the curtain in the Bush presidency, right, And a terrible shot,
(18:08):
terrible shot. Shot his buddy in the face on a
duck hunt. He's a face and he even his friend
ended up like basically going like, hey, my face was
just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
My bad.
Speaker 11 (18:25):
Yeah, sorry about that. Buddy is who was a lawyer.
They're in a duck hunt and he shot. They were
hunting birds something, and he shot his friend in the face.
And his friend his live audio from when that happened,
Dick Cheney shot his friend.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Do you have the actual shot? Oh, my godness bad.
Speaker 11 (18:50):
He suffered wounds to his face, neck, and upper torso.
The guy was seventy eight years old at the time.
He had a minor heart attack a couple of days
later because bird shot moved into his heart. Oh like,
this guy lived with pellets in his body and He
eventually unbelievably apologized to the Cheney family for what they
(19:12):
had to go through that week.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
So sorry, you shot me in my face.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
That is Ride or die Boy?
Speaker 5 (19:17):
How about that?
Speaker 11 (19:18):
Anyway, So Dick Cheney, a man with all the charisma
of Dick Cheney, is gone at eighty four. Now people
have long debated whether or not this man is a
war criminal. You know, he's almost single handedly behind the
war in Rock, the manufacturer of the story of weapons
(19:40):
of mass destruction, that whole thing. And you might recall
Dick Cheney was initially tasked by George W.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Bush to find him a vice president.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
He was heading up the Exploratory Committee to find George W.
Bush a vice president, and Dick Cheney said, hey, how
about I do it? And Dick Cheney had been well
established in Washington circles. He had been with previous administrations,
and they figured that he would be a perfect counterbalance
to George W. Bush because you know, Bush didn't really
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like to read that much. Right now, of course, we
have a president that needs everything in crayon. But George W.
Bush back then, you know, that was like a big deal.
There were people giving him a hard time and Dick
Cheney was in all the brief things, and he was,
you know, but it got to a point, I think
a post nine to eleven where George Bush wanted to
look like he was in charge. He didn't want to
(20:39):
look like he got caught flat footed anymore, and he
almost dropped Cheney from the ticket, if memory serves, so
he kind of tried to transition into being his own man.
So people, I'm sure will be tossing around Dick Cheney
like a rhetorical pinata over the next couple of days.
And obviously a very polarizing guy. He had been the
(21:01):
CEO of a company called Halliburton, So even when he
was in the White House, his again, given what's happening
in current day, all of these things back then twenty
years ago that were setting people's hair on fire. Now
there's such a torrent and flood of corruption that you
can't even keep it straight. But back then they were like,
this guy can't be vice president. He was the CEO
(21:23):
of an oil company. That's a clear conflict of interest,
and it actually meant something. But yeah, they went Mago
went right after Liz Cheney because she and her father
had the audacity to criticize Donald Trump, and.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So you know a lot of people. Now I won't
lie to you. Christian Bale played him in a movie
called Vice that was quite interesting.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Back in the day.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
Darryl Hammond would play him on Saturday Night Live, and
he always played him like when Burgess Meredith played the
President or sorry, President Freudian slipped the penguin on the
Old Batman Show. You know, that's how Daryl Hammond, if
I recall correctly, that's how Daryl Hammond would imitate Cheney.
But I thought Dick Cheney was already dead. So when
(22:15):
I saw this, I was like, really, I thought he
had died. And so, you know, but never seemed to
really bother Dick Cheney that he was considered some evil genius.
He's like, hey, it's okay, hey, But he was in
a bunch of different administrations.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
He was in George W. Bush's dad's administration.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
That's why they were kind of like, hey, we need
somebody to be the adult in the room with Junior here,
who never wanted to be president in the first place, right,
he wanted to be baseball commissioner. So but the Bush dynasty,
which ended not with a bang, but with a Jeb
and Dick Cheney was kind of the.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Man behind the curtain there for the years, and he
is dead.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Any if their kids have political aspirations, like, I haven't
really heard much about any of them, with the exception
of the one that's on what the Today Show or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Right, Jenna Hagar Bush isn't isn't she the one?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I think?
Speaker 11 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, so that's the I think his grandson Harry
is running for some kind of state senate.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Okay, so there is something there then, so they're going
to keep trying to Oh ha.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
A ran right by it in three one. Okay, I
just pulled the pin and threw it in the room.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Waited this. I'm like, oh, so there is aspirations from
oh a grandson Harry, come on, Baldy.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
Barbara and Jenna are WA's daughters, and I think that
their kids are probably little little kids, so I don't know.
I don't think he has like grown grandkids. But yeah,
Jeb Bush was governor of Florida, you might recall, back
in the day, and he was the police clap guy,
and w was the governor of Texas back in the
(24:12):
day as well. I've now again if you immediately, are
one of those people who missed Dick Cheney. Fear not,
because that spirit still lives in one Lindsay Graham.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I feel good.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
About the Republican Party.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I feel good about where we're going as the nation.
We're killing all the right people, or were cutting your taxes?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Alan Mario Lopez.
Speaker 18 (24:29):
Here, the holidays are just around the corner, and it's
a wonderful time to spend time with family and friends
and give thanks. But it's also the time of the
year where most people commit suicide. So check on your
friends and family. Okay, hate the show. This is Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
By Wow, Mario Lopez. He's fantastic.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Oddly enough, that's a better read than the one he
did for human trafficking.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Right that ad we're running on the app?
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, what's up? It's Mario Lopez. Back to school.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
It's an exciting time.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
My body can also be overwhelming, and kids may feel
isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers can.
Speaker 11 (25:06):
Exploit a bit. They're still creeper vans on your street. Well,
that's nice of him to check in. He must have heard,
you know, he took it.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
He took our gentle ribbing with a grain of salt
and figure that he would check in with us.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
And boy, he's right though.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
You know, this is that time of year, boy where
if you're prone to depression, I certainly hope that you
have family and friends that can look in on you
the holidays.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
I won't lie to you.
Speaker 11 (25:33):
I'm no fan of the holidays, and I'm no, I'm
not really a grinch or a scrooge or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
They just it's not something that specially resonates with me.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
I'm looking forward to him this year.
Speaker 11 (25:46):
Well, I look forward to it in a sense that
like we're not on you know, we take some time
off at the end of the year, and you know,
now I'll go home and see my family for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
That'll be fun. I'm doing Thanksgiving here and then Christmas home.
But I'm looking forard to like seeing every for.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You guys drive throughhode Island.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, wof, it's not that bad. No, nine and a half,
ten hours, I mean, I gotta do that this weekend.
I got a long drive, boy. Yeah, I gotta go
to Virginia for a lacrosse tournament this Yeah, so nine
or ten hours, you guys all packed into the woody
and headed off to have told you I'm actually gonna
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rent a car this time.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think that's a smart move.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, man, I'm like, why do I keep putting all
these miles on my own car.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Like a big SUV or something. Yeah, everybody can stretch out.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
I look, it's gonna cost me like three hundred bucks
to rent a suburban for a week.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, stupid to not Yeah.
Speaker 11 (26:40):
I used to do that when I would make the
drive home, you know, when my older kids were younger.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
Yeah, I just rent a car. Yeah, I mean it's
it's it's no money. It's a no brainer.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
Now, how many stops you take the Pennsylvania Turnpike most
of the way or how do you know?
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Because we're going to Massachusetts, so we'll go through New York.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Oh you will? Okay, they come through and through Albany
and yep.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Radical Massachusetts turn Pike exit seven and I'm home everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah? All right. I definitely gonna have this song on repeat.
Drive the Kid's nuts. Yeah it is such a good
tune too. Man, Lindsay got how much I just love
everything Lindsay Buckingham does. Well.
Speaker 11 (27:24):
He was definitely a very you know, they've been talking
about this fiftieth anniversary tour for rumors and you are
on team forget about it, Lindsay Bucking. There's no Christine McVie. Yeah,
but it sounds like he would be part of it. No,
I know, but I still don't like how they handle behind.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
I came out things I don't know the knicks, you know,
And I get it, but and I still feel like
doing it now that Christie's dead, I feel like is
a in poor taste.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Well, it's not their fault that she died when she did.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
I know, but still I think you let it go
at that point. Yeah, she was like, if there was
a mascot for that band, and that's not a look
of her face, joke. If there was a mascot of
that band, it was her.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
You think. So?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, who else carried that torch more than Christy MCVIEE
Stevie Nicks, No really, Stevie Nicks was I'm leaving.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm done, I see, I see the anchor of the band.
Speaker 11 (28:16):
Yeah, yeah, I just I just love the Fleetwood Mac
just typifies the notion that the music is more important
than whatever issues we have with each other. Now, obviously,
fame and fortune are a part of that too. Nobody's
gonna let a couple of extramarital affairs within the band,
you know, stop the money train. But still everybody in
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that band was banging everybody else in that band.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh yeah, and one by one they.
Speaker 11 (28:41):
Had to be like, hey we got you know, they
got some great material out of it. Provided you like
Fleetwood Mac. There's some people that find them insufferable. I
love Fleetwood Mac same. I saw them on that. I
took my ex wife from Mother's Day one year, so
it probably would have been ninety eight or ninety nine.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Was that when they reunited? Yeah, the reunion.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I did get to see them all together, which I'm
so happy about because if you obviously saw them now
after Christine mcpee is dead.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
But yeah, that live album they released from that reunion
tour is definitely, without question, the dance, the dance. That
version of Tusk by far the best thing I've ever
heard from Fleetwood Mac with the USC marching band and
all that stuff comes out. It's awesome. Tusk Tusk bat
bat bat bat bat Bana.
Speaker 11 (29:30):
I don't think I have live Oh yeah I do
live Tusk so cool, hell and let me start again so.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I can swot into it.
Speaker 11 (29:50):
I mean they're playing it with the band and it
sounds like just a band doing it like at a
football game. Yea with the old marching band up popular songs,
you know.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
But.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
A Lindsay scream He certainly likes a scream boy. Amazingly
underrated guitar player Lindsey Buckingham Yep, yeah, does not get
mentioned nearly enough.
Speaker 11 (30:19):
I think there's a local news anchor, a female named
Lindsey Buckingham. I think she might be over at Channel three,
and every time I see her pop up, I go, well,
I'd really like to listen to some Fleetwood Mac right now,
I have to infer that her parents were big fans.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Right.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
It's like, why is this massive Fleetwood Mac bump in Cleveland, Ohio?
We can't figure it out, but every time it seems
to happen every single day around ten thirty.
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Yep, I'm trying because the ones that I like aren't
necessarily the hits, right. I like a couple of b sides.
I like think about me. I like never going back again,
never going back again to my favorite.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I like.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
A gypsy. Actually it's not true. Secondhand news I think
is my favorite. Great great song. I think that's probably
my favorite. Fleetood Maxon.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
Like if you let me down in the tall grass
and let me do my stuff is what he says, Right,
let me do my stuff?
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Which stuff are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You know what my stuff is? Just let me do
my stuff?
Speaker 5 (31:19):
Do it?
Speaker 11 (31:19):
What a great That would be great to be in
like a proposal or like wedding vows. You know, just
let me lay you down in the tall grass and
let me do my stuff.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
All right? How about that? If there is such a
thing as a perfect album.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
Rumors has to be it, right, that and the great
Malenko from ICP. I mean there is no I mean,
if you're in this album, if you're going to you
know with hairs pleeywood mac fans be tripping, it's like juggle.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
Juggles be tripping.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
You let me do my stuff?
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Anyway, And how beautiful is songbird? Like that's it's a
perfect album. There's no there is not a stain on
that record. Although oh daddy creeps me out a little bit,
not gonna lie to you. Good song. Oh there was
a stain on it the first time I listened to
and I was like, man, this is good.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh, come on, just having some fun.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
Allen cor show on one hundred point seven.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Called the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 19 (32:45):
Because he's my best friend, He's my pow, he's my homeboy,
my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boy.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh.
Speaker 20 (32:54):
Seven or one eight three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
To this day, Rob the only artist who's ever paid
me to be at their show, Kevin Gates, Well, you bitch,
I got two ten dollars bills right off the ground.
Still don't know who shot those, Still don't know. Nobody
followed up with me, no clue. Cotton Balls has a
great point. He's like you were talking about mega trolling,
(33:35):
Liz Cheney. Shouldn't there be mass firings against people who
meme about death?
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Weird all what's the status of the Halloween decorations? Did
I missed the show where they were taken down?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
I don't think so.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
I mean, yeah, that was kind of that was white
noise to me, kind of. I think the day after
the party they came down.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
I think over that weekend, Yeah, I think somebod oh
they were still up after the party, you know, Yeah,
I know they didn't.
Speaker 11 (34:03):
I know, they didn't come down that night because you know,
like you were saying that all the people who were
kind of organizing and all their little kids are in
tow and they were hitting the wall, and so you
can kind of understand that what the hell out of there?
But all in all, due respect to Roberto, but Big
Love from that live album tops Tusk all day long.
This is where you and I part company.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
I think that.
Speaker 11 (34:24):
Lindsey Buckingham's I always thought Big Love was kind of
way off a base. It's catchy, you know, that whole
Tango in the Night when Fleetwood Mac. Technically that was
like their reunion album I think in eighty seven, but
all the songs were Lindsey Buckingham songs. It was supposed
to be his solo album and then they all kind
of kissed him made up and he had all these songs,
(34:46):
but it didn't sound like anything else that Fleetwood Mac
had done.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
It had Lindsay Buckingham stamp all over it, and Big
Love a lot of fun.
Speaker 11 (34:53):
But that live album where he's hooting and hollering and
screeching and squealing, I'm like, what the hell is this
took me completely out of the song.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
I didn't say Tusk was the greatest song on the planet.
I said, I love that version of Tusk on that
record with the UFC band s. What did I say,
f there's a fight? It wasn't Dana White on thereon Nichol. Yeah, Okay,
Connor McGregor's playing drums.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Speaking of Witch.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
So this Halloween party that I'm at on Saturday, and
I didn't really know anybody, and I'm like high as
balls and I'm drinking high.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Noons with I don't normally were you dressed up as?
By the way, do we cleave my wife?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
My wife and I went as the Shining Twins. Now
we did that.
Speaker 11 (35:34):
We still have the dresses, right, We did this fifteen
years ago. People who've been with the show for a
long time. I remember I had only been here for
a couple of years. We used to do Alan Cox
show Halloween parties downtown and we have these baby doll
dresses that she died in the tub fifteen sixteen years ago,
like this baby blue. And then we put like dark
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makeup aro on our eyes. And back then we had wigs,
but neither of us need them now because they both
have long hair.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
And yeah, wearing.
Speaker 11 (36:01):
These baby doll dresses with barrets in our hair, and
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
So we brought them out.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
We both still fit in them, and so we went
as the Shining Twins. We did that for a few years,
by the way, because one of the years we happened
to be on a cruise for Halloween, and we would
just wait until later in the evening and we would
just stand silently next to each other, shoulder to shoulder
like those twins at the very end of long hallways
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on the cruise ship, and drunk Halloween revelers would come
around the corner and crap their ever loving paints. Because
we didn't say anything. We just stood there dead eyed.
So that's what we were anyway. But it's not like
we're hanging out shoulder to shoulder all night. So I'm
standing there in a dress, you know. And anyway, you
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mentioned Connor McGregor. I was kind of standing there at
the counter, and obviously I'm kind of zoning out, and there's.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
A guy who shows up, and I don't know the guy,
and I don't know how we got on the subject.
We're talking about Vegas. I was talking about how I
had never been to Vegas. Until my fiftieth birthday. And
my buddy, who lives in la is a high roller.
He spends a lot of money, and so they comp
them all kinds of stuff. So the couple times I've
been in vegae Or the first time I went to Vegas,
he goes, hey, there, give me a suite at the
(37:16):
top of this building. You can have one half of it.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
It was like awesome, and they comptem tickets for that
Connor McGregor fight right twenty twenty or whatever that was.
Isn't the one where he like immediately broke his leg
or something and then he was this was going to
be the big coming out party. I think for Connor McGregor.
It's like, I don't know if you've ever been to
a UFC fight. It was the first and only one
I'd ever been to, and like Trump's there and all
(37:41):
these you know, Kardashians whatever. It's Vegas, but there's like
thirteen undercards, right, and all of which were infinitely more
interesting than watching Connor McGregor, you know, slump after thirteen
minutes or whatever. But anyway, so I'm kind of recounting
this story to this guy who's sitting there, and he goes,
that wasn't Connor McGregor, and I was like, excuse me,
(38:03):
and I'm like, you know again, I'm high, So I'm
like standing there. I'm like excuse me. And he goes, uh,
that wasn't Connor McGregor. And I go, well, I'm most
certain it was. I said that was a big, big night,
you know. I said it was one hundred and five
outside of midnight.
Speaker 5 (38:17):
It's Vegas.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I said, I remember most parts of that night.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
I said.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
He the fight barely happened at all because he got
hurt so quickly. And he goes, I don't know who
you think you saw it? And I'm standing there, like,
what is happening right now? He was like arguing with
me over whether or not I saw Connor McGregor, and
he was kind of like.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Flexing like he was waging the UFC or something.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
I just bored.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
I go, Bro, I'm telling and he goes, oh, okay, yeah, yeah,
that would have been yet I go that's what I've
been saying. What do you what's happening right now? He's like, well,
I was a wrestler.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
I go, yes, so was I.
Speaker 11 (38:52):
Bro high school in college? All right, that's not part
of the story was I got to do with anything.
He was like a regular looking dude. He wasn't like
a choked or anymore. And this is what you're dealing
with at a party.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yes, Like the couple of people that I that I
would know didn't show. So I'm there, I don't know
anybody like I. I I know people.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:13):
Yeah, right, and so you're gonna go talk to But
had never met this guy. I mean, the bulk of
these people, I had never been. And so as people
are filing in, you know, over the course of the evening,
like they're coming in hammered already, and I'm like, oh
my god, but those guys, well, I don't even I'm
not even gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
It was just a really weird exchange. He's like, I
don't know who you think you saw, But it wasn't
kind of here go you telling me I didn't know
what fight. I was like, it was such a weird
comment to make, And I was like, pretty good chat, bro.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
I'm gonna go hit the can.
Speaker 11 (39:46):
Yeah, I'm just standing there at the at the counter, like,
you know, putting olives into my mouth off of this shirt.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Quterie plate and.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Although the dark olives looked exactly, they were indistinguishable from
it turned out to be chocolate covered almonds. Really now,
I like both of those, but it really threw me
off when I put what I thought was an olive
in my mouth and it was a chocolate covered almond. Yeah,
once I knew that's what was going on in this plate,
was the.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Initial crunch like, oh my god, I just bit into
a pit Or did you realize before that?
Speaker 11 (40:19):
No, I realized because I tasted the chocolate. I was like, oh,
this is not an olive, you know, because they were
adjacent to each other, and that was probably by design.
And if it was, that's a grade A troll.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
And this was uh, this was the house that had
the party for your daughter the week before.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, yeah, yeah, these really do it up, really do
it up.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Yeah, quite wealthy, and so I immediately feel out of
it just in general, feel out of place in those
kinds of environments. But same, but everybody's really you know again,
it was really nice. I just known it, but it
was just this momentary, weird interaction with this dude.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
And uh, yeah, now did they know like what you do?
Did everybody know who you were.
Speaker 11 (41:05):
I think a couple people did. If they did, they
weren't talking my ear off about it. I mean people,
there were a couple of people like they wouldn't stop
talking over each other. And I was like, I'm going
my head's going to explode right now, right because I
just said I'm not super chatty.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
At a party. I'm here, I'm high, I'm dressed as
a woman.
Speaker 11 (41:22):
Well that, but also like I'm perfectly fine in a
social situation, but I don't need to be like Johnny Comedy,
you know what I mean. I don't need to be
inserting myself. If somebody's chatting me up, I'm totally fine,
all good. But everybody was getting like increasingly drunk and
loud and like it's a party. I understand it's a party,
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but I was kind of sitting there staring off into
space or you know, staring at the at the darkened
lake erie. But yeah, just you mentioned Connor McGregor and
that that reminded me that interaction with that guy, and
I was like, wow, I don't And again it was like,
you know, two minutes or something that was like, what
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what's happening right now? I don't know who you think
you saw, but it was like his name was on
the ticket.
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Bro. I don't know who you think you're talking to it,
but I know who I saw.
Speaker 11 (42:17):
Yeah, are you really going to this thing on Thursday?
I am yes, and so are you. It's in your backyard, bro,
I know. But if it wasn't for you to say
it's a charitable event.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
So if people, so, I think the only way that
I can do this and feel good about it is
if we invite people to come and join us. Oh well,
that's up to you. It's a charity event. Yeah right, yep.
It's for the Travis Mills Foundation. That's the wounded warrior guy.
They do the big fundraising thing for him every year
on on w T A M. So they're doing a
(42:51):
concert and I want you all to hear this and
understand Alan got me to go. They say one of
us is a good guy. So I was. I was
asked and I said, of course. So it's now not
Travis Mills, the rapper.
Speaker 11 (43:07):
This is Travis Mills, the military guy who is like
an amputea, Like he has prosthetic legs.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
He's a quadruple amputee.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Yeah you see him around here, right? Yes, I have yeah.
I mean he's this guy's gone through it, man, and
he's turned everything into this foundation where they raised money
for wounded veterans. So it's an awesome organization. And it's
at the Thirsty Cowboy in Madina, which is why Alan's like,
why aren't you going? And I was like, because I
don't want to go. Well that was a rhetorical question.
Speaker 11 (43:33):
I knew why you are going, but I was like, wait,
this is something.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
We should go to. It's a country show and I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Know who the country. I don't know who the band is.
Speaker 11 (43:42):
Low Cash is the name of the band. They said
there was going to be a tab. That's why I agreed.
I said, yes, of course.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
So tickets are like twenty five bucks and all the
proceeds go to the Travis Mills Foundation, Right, So I Jeff,
our marketing guy, asked if we wanted to go to
the He's like, yeah, you know, we got a pay
of tickets for you and your wife. You want to come?
So I was like yeah, man, I was like, oh,
I'll go. But then I started feeling bad. I'm like, well,
this is like a way that I could donate. He's like, yeah,
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they're gonna do a fifty to fifty raffle. So I'm like,
all right, twenty five dollars tickets, I'll take four, and
I'll just put one hundred dollars into the fifty to fifty.
So if you're looking for something to do Thursday.
Speaker 11 (44:19):
Is that is that like fifty to fifty raffles you
win a case of that grapefruit soda.
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Yes, yeah, I think that's exactly what it is. So
if you need something to do Thursday, this is a
once in a lifetime opportunity for you to hang out
with Alan and I in a country concert for another
radio station.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 11 (44:36):
Yeah, if they hadn't fired everybody at WGAR, they actually
have people there, right, yeah, so we can.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
You know, look, honestly, it's very rare that I would
ever talk about something another radio station is doing.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
But it is a it's for a good cause, a
great cause, twenty dollar.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
Ticket, you know what I mean. It's not like you're
breaking the bank on the ticket, and the proceeds go
to Travis Mills Foundation, which again, if you've not heard
of that, please don't play anything for him, because I
will not show.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
You I've never heard this.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
Arm just joking. Is this a guy or a band?
It's a band, but yeah, it's Travis. What he chose
to do with his life after being a wounded veteran
is really incredible stuff.
Speaker 11 (45:15):
He got blown up in Afghanistan like eleven, twenty twelve,
something like that.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
And I came when the first year they had the
thing here, or when I was here the first year.
I walked in and uh, I'm talking to Travis, and
I was like, man, whatever you guys just did was awesome.
The phones are blowing up, and he turned and he
looked at me and he goes blowing up. Couldn't think
of a nicer way to say that. And I was like, yeah, oh,
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and he just started laughing. You know what I mean,
because it's like he always makes jokes about let me
give you an arm, give me it cost me an
arm and a leg, blah blah blah, like he has
all the jokes, but what they do is really really
incredible stuff. So yeah, I mean, if you're thet to
do Thursday night, yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah something to
do Thursday night. Doors are at six, the shows at
nine o'clock. The band is Lowkey. I think they used
to be called low cash cowboy or something like Okay,
(46:01):
but they'll be there and it's a twenty five dollars
ticket and fantastic for charity.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
There was I just happened to be watching a game
show a couple of years ago called The Wall with
Chris Hardwick. I don't know if you've ever seen this show.
I've heard of it a million game shows now. Chris
Hardwick has a show called The Wall where one person's
like in a soundproof booth and the other person has
to like answer a question and then there's all and
I'm clicking around and I land on it. We might
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have even been in Florida for Spring break this a
couple of years ago, and I'm watching it and I go, oh,
my god, that's Travis Mills. He and his wife were
contestants on this game show, The Wall, and they won
like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Oh no kidding.
Speaker 11 (46:40):
Yeah, it was really really entertaining. I think it's literally,
I think the only episode of that show I've ever seen,
and it happened to be the one that they were on.
I was watching it, I'm like trying to get some
context clues, and then I go, oh, my god, that's
Travis Mills. We see this guy, you know, once a
year walking around here when we when they do this
charity thing.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
Yeah, his story really is incredible and uh yeah what
they do that. That's why again when when they're like, yeah,
if you want to come to the show, we'll give
you free tickets, I'm like, well, how do I how
do I donate then? Because like I'm not going to
go for free, I.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Mean, I'll be going as Tumbleweed Dan Rob so I
hope you.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
I'll have to come up with the country bumpkin. Nicebody
about it. That's right, that's right. I was Jack Daniels
on that country station you were, Jack. I've never done
the country format. I've never done country radio. You have,
I have.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
You've got bona fide here.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
Let's play that again and I'll I'll do my Jack
Daniels for you. Okay, how long is the intro? I
don't know? Well hold on, uh this would be the
ramp on. This is like eight seconds? Uh nine second? Yeah?
You ready?
Speaker 7 (47:47):
All right?
Speaker 5 (47:47):
What's going on this? Jack? Dadgets had. I want to
see you to that in low cash a madada. I
love I love this life.
Speaker 11 (47:58):
Yeah all right, Well yes, you know, sometimes you're being facetious,
say hey, come out and get an eye full of
Alan and Rob.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
But we'll be there at a country show. This this
is a once in a lifetime thing. I am never
doing this again. Yep. I'll just buy tickets next time
and not go right. I was.
Speaker 11 (48:18):
I was so shocked when you said you were going. Well,
they asked, and I said, of course. I'm like, you know,
I'm I'm happy to help. And I missed that part
when you when they said it was in Medina.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Well that's not I've been to Madonna.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
I mean no, but it's like, may as well be
in another state from where you live.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
No, to Medina. It's like half an hour from me,
Is that it?
Speaker 5 (48:38):
I think?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
So?
Speaker 5 (48:40):
From ba Village to funky cold Medina, I think it's fine. Yeah,
it's probably, man, Maybe I would guess maybe forty minutes.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
Well, let's see, it'll take Bavillage.
Speaker 19 (48:54):
Let's see to Route eighteen in Medina.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
It'll take me four minutes straight down seventy one. That's fine,
straight to I.
Speaker 11 (49:04):
Know exactly where Thirsty Cowboy is, so I'll go right there.
So we're gonna go and we'll be well I'm going
from here, so it'll probably be twenty five you know, right, Yeah,
it'll be a lot less.
Speaker 5 (49:21):
I've heard that venue is great too. We have to
go there all the time.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
I've never done fun. Yeah, no, it's a good time.
Speaker 7 (49:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
You don't have to be.
Speaker 11 (49:33):
Thirsty cowboy, but thirty six minutes here from work, I
will be thirsty.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
So yeah.
Speaker 11 (49:39):
Well and again they were like, hey, here's a ticket,
We're gonna have a tab. I said, well, you got me.
You know what that means, right, that's when I thirsty
cowboys is a cowboy? Google says cowboys, but their website
says both singular and plural, so I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
What. Well, if you go by yourself, it's thirsty cowboy.
If you got someone, it's thirsty cowboys. All right, well
there you go ies. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (50:03):
Uh so yeah, Thursday night will be appearing for another
one of our radio stations, which really is unprecedented.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
It really is. Yeah, and it's a big deal. And
if it wasn't for the charity thing, we wouldn't be
doing it.
Speaker 10 (50:19):
S Allen Carr Show on one hundred.
Speaker 7 (50:25):
Allen car Show.
Speaker 13 (50:27):
Allen, it says here that you call yourself one of
the few gay goat farmers in the Great State of Tennessee.
On one hundred point sevenmmas, we got a lot of
bureau chiefs in the Great State of Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
As a matter of fact, you're listening to us on
the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
Let us know where you're doing it.
Speaker 11 (50:54):
Brennan's in Nashville, Angela is in nashvill lot of people
in Nashville. Got a couple of new listeners on the app.
Todd is in Saltillo, Mississippi. Jackie's in Salt Lake City,
Matt Lisson's in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
Brendan is in Sparks, Nevada.
Speaker 11 (51:13):
And a new listener left a message for us, Rob
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
A little talkback button there.
Speaker 21 (51:20):
Hey, I found your showing it. It's pretty good. So
I finally asked you the talk back, but up here,
I just wanted to let y'all know. I leave you
a little message out. You know, I turned it on.
I had on a few days now. It's good. It
ain't bad. Oh do you have my kitty cat make
a noise? Good show?
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
I'm about this guy, Rob, He's coming in. He's coming
in hot. What's up with that guy?
Speaker 5 (51:47):
That's uh got a lot going on there? We got unpacked.
Speaker 11 (51:53):
I would not have presumed that he meant kitty cat literally,
but yes, there was a cat in there.
Speaker 5 (52:00):
I can't put him in the background there.
Speaker 11 (52:01):
Maybe maybe he's one of our traffic reporters. Oyway, thank you, sir.
Always happy to hear from bureau chiefs. Aaron listens in
Vero Beach, Florida and blah blah blah. Oh, Evan is
one of our bureau cheese by the way, in des Moines.
I don't know if he sent me this around the
subject of costumes, and a lot of people were sending
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me photos of their costumes, and some of them were funny.
There's a guy in a bar getting in trouble there
in des Moines, Iowa, suburban des Moines.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
It's a town called Clive.
Speaker 7 (52:33):
You know.
Speaker 11 (52:33):
Drake University is in des Moines. Had I not gone
to Northwestern University, I would have gone to Drake because
I thought I was going to go to j school
and so I didn't quite know. And Drake is a
big journalism school, at least it used to be. I
was in college thirty years ago, so I could have
just as easily Rob ended up in des Moines, Iowa.
Speaker 5 (52:51):
For college right, Thank God for small things.
Speaker 11 (52:53):
But it's largely a college I shouldn't say des Moin
is a college town. It's a metropolitan area, but that's
where Drake is. But Clive, Iowa, north suburban des Moines.
A guy goes to a costume party at a bar
full on Nazi regalia. He's got the swastika armbands, he's
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got the Hitler mustache, he's got the you know, the
degree to which you can go back and forth with
what you think the culture is emboldening in vile people in.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
The United States right now.
Speaker 11 (53:30):
But the degree to which people feel comfortable doing this
is the real scary part. So bad that a woman
who was just in a photo with him lost her job.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
Now.
Speaker 11 (53:42):
The guy who dressed as the Nazi was like, yeah,
that's me. Miss Kitty's Bar in Clive, Iowa was where
this guy was. If you're watching the live.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Stream, you'll see this story here on local Des Moines television.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Uttered the sleep I'm like versus.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Like that, this could not be real.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
A woman enjoying a night out at a Clive bar
on Halloween night says she was in disbelief what a
man showed up wearing a Nazi costume that some say
it looked like Hitler.
Speaker 7 (54:12):
Now that business.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Some say look like Hitler. The guy had the mustache,
she had the leather coat. Yeah, you know what else?
Speaker 5 (54:21):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (54:21):
He looked like the guy running border patrol right now?
Speaker 5 (54:25):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (54:25):
Some people say looked like Hitler. You know why they
said that because he looked like Hitler, because he was
dressed as Hitler, because they could see.
Speaker 22 (54:33):
Yeah, Miss Kitties tells us are kitties costumes will be changing?
Speaker 2 (54:38):
Look at this reporter's name.
Speaker 11 (54:39):
Pepper Purpera our own Pepper Propera has more.
Speaker 22 (54:47):
This is a video from inside Miss Kitty's bar Halloween night.
Speaker 12 (54:51):
One of my friends actually pointed out, They're like, hey,
there's a there's a Nazi here, And I'm like, what
do you mean there's a Nazi here?
Speaker 11 (54:57):
Kennedy Power capt Yes, Iowa, there's a lot of knots. No,
I mean there's a guy dressed as Hitler. Oh yeah,
gotta be more specifical.
Speaker 22 (55:03):
This footage of a man wearing a swastika armband, an
iron cross medallion, and a square cropped mustache. Social media
outrage has followed as similar images emerged online. The Jewish
Federation of des Moines responded on Sunday, saying, in part,
this is not satire, it is anti semitism. For his
speech is not a shield for minimizing hate. We expect
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our communities, businesses, and institutions to reject anti semitism clearly
and immediately. Many are pointing the finger at staff and
owner of Miss Kitties, in part because of another video
captured by Power that's Power telling an employee about the man.
(55:46):
She says she's upset the staff didn't seem to take
her concern more seriously.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
We're seriously downplane.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
How big of a deal dressing up as a Nazi is?
Speaker 22 (55:57):
The bar owner who goes by EJ said he regrets
not acting more promptly.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
Goes by EJ.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
What does that mean? He goes by EJ?
Speaker 6 (56:07):
Well?
Speaker 5 (56:07):
Was that his name?
Speaker 7 (56:08):
His name?
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Well, that's probably why he goes by that.
Speaker 5 (56:09):
I wish I would have just said thank you for
bringing it to my attention. I'll take care of it.
I just needed to go in my office career in
my head and think about it, and then I realized, well,
you know this guy obviously needs to go well.
Speaker 22 (56:21):
He wishes his response was more prompt. He does say
he builds his business is being unfairly targeted.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
I've had several death threats today and I do feel
we're being treated unfairly.
Speaker 12 (56:33):
I mean, I give.
Speaker 5 (56:36):
This my livelihood.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Sunday, Casey C.
Speaker 22 (56:39):
I also saw this sign taped outside of you.
Speaker 11 (56:42):
Somebody hand wrote we heart Nazis and taped it to
the outside of the Yeah, the guys like I wish
I had reacted differently now that the TV news is
doing a story on it. Pretty wild though, pretty wild,
full on Hitler regalia. And again, as you're heard in
the story there, as the employee brought it to the
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manager's attention, he's like.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, it's a costume, which it is now because the
now the guy who had it.
Speaker 11 (57:09):
On, he seems to be the only one not deflecting.
He's like, yeah, it was me.
Speaker 5 (57:14):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Probably should have eh, maybe not done that.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
Yeah, go to your eye.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
I was addressed as chaplain and the great dictator.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Go to your office and clear your head about what
he could have He could have cleared your head right
then and there when you open the door and saw
Nazi Hey, time to go, chief, I get the hell
out of here, Jesus, And the guy just looks so
proud of himself, walking around like a jerk off.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Well he's got that National Pride rob comes with the cost.
Speaker 5 (57:47):
Mustache did look fake, though, I feel like, if you're
going to commit to that costume, grow it.
Speaker 11 (57:51):
Oh I see, Oh I'm sure it was fake.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
I mean, yeah, if you're gonna, if you're gonna go
to that degree and you're gonna walk around like the
furor grow your mustache.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
S Keith Hodgkins's mustache real.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
I had the biggest conversation with him. Did you know
he's had like a full beard for five years? No,
I must just spend zero time looking at this guy.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Well, I mean I knew he had facial hair, but
also it was like mine, but he cut it.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
I thought it was like scruffy came in with a
full stash.
Speaker 11 (58:24):
Well, he's been rocking a mustache, and I thought that
he put it on for the Halloween party, because I
swear to god, I saw him the next day clean shaven,
and now he's got it on. So I'm like, I'm
either Mandela affecting myself. You are okay? So it is
real thicker, like I keep mine really short stubble. Yeah,
his was a thicker version of that. And then on
Halloween he's just shaved off the beard portion and kept
(58:47):
the mustache. Apparently he's had a thick beard for like
five years, that's what he said.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
I mean, I guess that's maybe for him, right, but.
Speaker 5 (58:59):
He has a full mustash, so he obviously it was
obviously to a link that he could shave the beard off.
And I was like, I thought you were like clean shaven.
He's like, have you ever looked at me? I'm like,
maybe not. I tried not to.
Speaker 11 (59:10):
I mean, I knew he had facial hair, but again
I thought that. I saw him the next day clean shavee.
Speaker 5 (59:16):
He lives downtown now, so he's got to go for
like that hipster look at door. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (59:21):
I don't think the hipster thing is a thing anymore
because there's just dudes rocking a mustache, and some people
could do it.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
I've never just worn a mustache.
Speaker 5 (59:30):
Oh I look terrible.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (59:31):
Well, see, first of all, my facial hair is all white,
so I would just look like hipster Santa or something, right,
But I've never rocked a mustache. I've tried it, not
even because I wonder what it looks like. It's just
like I I was talking to a guy who was
dressed at this same party, a guy who had a
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fake mustache on. He and his wife came as Bob
and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burger, So it's just him
in a white apron and this fake push broom mustache.
He's like, I don't know how people in real life
do this, because everything you eat or drink gets stuck
in this goddamn thing. I go, I know, man, I
don't know either. It seems like way too much work
(01:00:13):
for way little esthetic payoff.
Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
My dad always had one, and then he did turn
into a goatee in like the early two thousands, but
he my dad always had a mustache.
Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
Well, because when guys finally decide guys who have grown
a beer, what I've noticed list anecdotally is most of
them will do it in stages just to dick around
with it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Right.
Speaker 11 (01:00:30):
You might shave Vinnie Paul stripes in it or something
like that, you know, but invariably they will eventually go
all the way down to just the mustache.
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Rock that for a week or see that doesn't look terrible.
Speaker 11 (01:00:42):
I think every guy in a mustache looks exactly the same.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Nobody looks terrible, nobody looks great.
Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Guy.
Speaker 11 (01:00:49):
I think every guy rocking a stash looks exactly the same.
So people go, oh, you look really good. Nope, but
you don't look terrible either.
Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
It's just there. Yeah, I look like I should. I'd
be like a I don't know, like working in a
bakery or something with that mustache. It's just it doesn't work.
Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
I mean when we first moved to Cleveland, I had
a handlebar mustache because I had grown it for something
a goof or I had done something. I had a
beard and shaved it down to just this handlebar mustache.
And we were living in Tremont the first year we
were here, and I've been going to this bar that
my wife was bartending after I was off the air,
(01:01:28):
and she was.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
These girls, she really know, I'm brand new there. We
were new to town, and they were like, hey, FYI,
there's some creeper at the end of the bar there
just because my hair was so long, and it's like, yeah,
that's my boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
It was no shave November, the last time I did it.
We just I just grew out a mustache. I just
I looked like such a jerk.
Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
It's pronounced no nut.
Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
No, no, no, that one. I've never committed to that one.
Oh yeah, I lost that one. Let's see three days ago.
Speaker 7 (01:01:56):
Damn?
Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Do you want some Brian always? Okay, I think he'll
know the song, but again I like what he does.
I love the song, and so I'm excited that he
left us with it someness.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
And it's me, babies that you miss. Come on over
to any.
Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
Time to my house.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
That's remember that song?
Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Uh what was that?
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
Buy?
Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
You'll remember, and I'll give you a hint. There were
Rick James proteges is it? It's O God? I keep
thinking lips ink, but it's not. No no.
Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
The Mary Jane Girls. Remember the Mary Girls. These are
three girls, four girls who were Rick James backing girls,
and he wanted a record label to sign the main girl,
and they misunderstood what he meant, so they signed all
four of the girls. So these other three girls got
really lucky. And this is like late seventies, right, The
(01:03:04):
Mary Jane Girls they did in my house, it was
and they could sing their ass off.
Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Obviously, bringing here is some moss intendedness and it's me
babies as you miss, come on over to anytime to
my house.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
In my we're a great song man.
Speaker 11 (01:03:29):
The harmonies were just on the point. Yeah, so you
know how friends had like Apolloni and Vanity six and
all that. Yeah, Rick James had his little coterie of ladies.
Now they are in the R and B Music Hall
of Fame, by the way, the Mary Jane Girls, and
(01:03:51):
they I think in My House is their best known song.
But they had a song called on Light Long and
they weren't around for very long. But the main singer,
Rick James, was like, I want her to be a
big She's going to be a huge solo artist. And
the record label thought he wanted the whole girl band thing,
and so they signed the girl band. But anyway, love
(01:04:14):
in My House and thank you Brian for reminding me
of that song. And of course, you know people think
people associate Rick James with cocaine, but of course loved
weed too, hence the Mary Jane Girls.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
All right, Wiener news as promised to.
Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
Remember a while back, we're talking about the married couple,
not that that really matters, but okay, married couple who
were they got in trouble on a flight because she
had her head under the blanket. Her kids are This
is in the summer, This is like Florida or something.
This married couple, it was trying to join the mile
(01:04:57):
high club. Well they have the pun gotten off. They
are no longer in trouble. Trista Riley and Christopher Arnold,
husband and wife, early forties. They were going to Florida
from New York City, New York City, and they were
trying to engage in some hanky panky on the flight,
(01:05:20):
but some of these nosy nellies had to butt in
and rat them out. A female passenger told the cops
that she was traveling with her two children. I love
about children and everybody's get out of jail free card. Yeah,
why don't you cover your kid's eyes? Then they didn't
pay to get on this flight?
Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
You did?
Speaker 11 (01:05:41):
Anyway, she was traveling with her kids when these two
didn't want to wait at all. She said it was
during takeoff when she spotted this woman quote jerking off.
Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Her male companion. Well, she should know what she was doing.
Speaker 11 (01:06:00):
She noticed that her kids were watching them, and they
didn't stop. Well, I'm sorry the woman the woman doing
the jerking, she said, notice that her kids are watching.
Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
He didn't stop.
Speaker 11 (01:06:11):
She said after that, she was laying on him like
she was doing oral sex.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Maybe she just got tired and laid her arm down
on the side.
Speaker 11 (01:06:20):
A Jet Blue flight attendant told the cops that several
youths to what and their mother had witnessed two of
them performing sexual activity, alleged sexual activity.
Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
They don't know what was going on under there.
Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
The mother said that she witnessed the woman making up
and down movements with her head while she was face
down on mister Arnold's lap. Maybe there was just a
lot of turbulence. Yeah, maybe her head was bouncing. Maybe
she was tired and her head was bouncing. Well, clearly
they didn't have enough evidence to bring charges really because
these two got off. Further investigation indicated that miss Riley
(01:06:58):
was seen quote performing oral sex and jerking off.
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
That's the best Arnold.
Speaker 11 (01:07:07):
It's got to be there in the police report, right,
What did you see on the flight, ma'am? Well, my
children are right there and she was COLMASI say, jerking
him off. How do you think I got these two kids?
Not by jerking guys off?
Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
You know, I'm not sure how to say it, but
she was, you know, shit her hand and she was
she was, uh, you know, jerking him off. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
something like that.
Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
Yes, yeah, So they were, you know, but they they
didn't get into uh uh, they didn't get into trouble.
Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Really. I like the turbulence excuse, I think so.
Speaker 11 (01:07:54):
I mean, everyone would have been experiencing the same turbulence.
So that's a pretty thin defense, but means, you know,
you could have he was she was feeding the pigeons.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I believe with him, she was clearly trying to milk him.
Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
And we're they're in. She was out, you know, Yeah,
she was.
Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
What am I Pappy used to say, polishing the banister
as it were, cuffing the carrot. Kids, get back in
your seats.
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Have you ever flogged a dolphin? Yeah? Hey mom, I
think ladies burping the worm? Shut up?
Speaker 11 (01:08:37):
Kids, sit down, This is jet blue. You are gonna
see things are gonna turn you white. What are you
freaking out about? Anyway, those two are not facing any
further charges. Also in Weiener News, a rising trend according
to cosmetic surgeons for jen Z guys. These are young
dudes who are clearly again watching way too much porn,
(01:09:02):
and there is an increased incidence of gen Z guys
going to doctors and inquiring about penis fillers for obvious reasons. Right,
they're watching a lot of porn and they're like, I
don't have that. I don't look like the girth master.
No one does pal join the club. A sixty percent
(01:09:23):
increase in the number of eighteen to twenty four year
olds looking for penis girth procedures in the last year,
and so they're the most common type of procedure. Get
Ready involves injecting hyaluronic acid into the shaft Oh God Jesus,
(01:09:44):
with the effects usually lasting about a year, so if
you get in there, you know, it's like botox for
your wiener, Like, yeah, you got to get this done
in a year.
Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Dermal fillers.
Speaker 11 (01:09:55):
There's an old, old meme back in the day, it
feels like the early days of the Internet, of one
of these guys who just kept injecting it into his
penis like he was I don't know if he was
a I don't know if his performance art what it was,
and I think it eventually killed him or you know,
you know, when you'll see those bodybuilders have injected themselves
(01:10:16):
with gel and they just had these absurdly large, you know, appendages,
and seem to recall something like that where a guy
just he ended up well, you know, it was the
circumference of a garbage can or something. Anyway, it ain't cheap.
And there's a lot of young guys. Usually this would
be the domain of older guys, and they say, what's
(01:10:37):
troubling is that younger guys just art is happy with
normal dimensions. And of course they chalk it up to
guys watching a lot of porn. One guy admitting that
reassurances from his ex girlfriends weren't enough. I mean, what
(01:10:58):
hey good for? Hey, listen, you want to drop two
thousand dollars on this? Something you got to get done
every year. Interest in penis fillers as skyrocketed in the
last year, said one doctor, with most of their recipients
returning for regular top offs annually.
Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
To maintain their added girth.
Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
There's your wien.
Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Hey better them than me.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I'll do jazz fine, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
You don't know what. I just don't know. Why is
it that important?
Speaker 11 (01:11:34):
Well, these are single guys, rob, they're not married guys.
Married guys have the luxury of going, yeah, whatever, she
knows what you single att Yeah, and people whose single
guys are much more concerned about it than married guys are.
Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
I guess, but I don't know, dude. I think it's
just like leave it alone. Then you really want to
go through all that?
Speaker 11 (01:11:55):
Well again, these are a pretty direct cause and effect relationship.
These guys watching a lot of porn.
Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
See Allen Cox.
Speaker 10 (01:12:02):
Show on one hundred point seven. It's called the Allen
Cox Show.
Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Use your microphone so you think your power phone's smart?
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Fucking two six seven eight one double oh seven or.
Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
One eight three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Only freak find around on wheelchairs motorized by electric motors.
Make my goblins in a factory there that of my
drywall and another products. But they can eat back at
home on the sofa.
Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
That would sc by a man named Chandler Ming who
died in a free.
Speaker 23 (01:12:54):
Hot tubbing accident that his time drinking on Hongdong flavored.
Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Water on a condoler CD so called top.
Speaker 11 (01:13:06):
Chavs still off tonight they will play again tomorrow night.
You're gonna host the Philadelphia seventy six ers seven six.
Tomorrow night, seven o'clock is your tip off time, six
thirty pre game after we get out of here.
Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Cavaliers Basketball on your FM home for Cleveland Cavalier's Basketball
one hundred points of ile.
Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
If you have a mess.
Speaker 11 (01:13:31):
They're going to DC to play the Wizards on Friday.
Bulls are in town on Saturday, and then they'll play
the Heat in Miami back to back next Monday and
Wednesday night. And of course you'll hear all of it
here on WMMS this Sunday. By the way, Browns are
on the road, which means your boy is too. We
do that bud Light football face off challenge, Cocks out pregame.
(01:13:53):
I'm gonna be at Rookies in Parma Heights. I love Rookies.
Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
I haven't been there in a minute right on one thirtieth,
but to be there on Sunday. Are you there? No,
I don't know yet. Okay, that one, I'm not sure.
Ran one after it.
Speaker 11 (01:14:07):
I there noon to two. And if you haven't joined
us yet, we had a great time. We have a
great time at all these right. Happy Moose was a
lot of fun. That's where we had some technical difficulties,
but Rob took care of it. He baby birded everyone.
I kept the time ticket in my head and he
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kept the score.
Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
I think that was the most sober I've been at
one of your gigs ever. Same.
Speaker 11 (01:14:34):
So we're going to try to break that streak at
Rookies on Sunday with Bud Light. If you got a
good arm, you know, you get that ball in the
hole and might get yourself to Vegas and maybe the
Super Bowl. So only a couple of these left, I think,
because the finals are coming up.
Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
So this Sunday I'll be at Rookies.
Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
You know where that is.
Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
It's in Parma Heights. Browns are playing the Jets. They
just said, what's his name, Sauce Gardner to the Colts.
Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Yep, they dealt him. This ought to be the Suck Bowl, man,
I mean, wow, Browns Jets. What I saw like people
were calling for it to be the ESPN Game of
the Week, But like you talk about two teams that
like this could be like one of the highest scoring
games of all time. If if the Browns d doesn't
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show up, it's just gonna be.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Like the do the Jets stink?
Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Okay, So so you're saying that the Browns have a
shot or.
Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
They all say that Browns should should be able to
beat the Jets. Are they favored? Think? Yes, okay, the
Jets are currently what was their hang on? I mean
one and seven?
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
I was gonna say, as I was saying it, I think.
Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
I knew the answer. Yeah, you know, it's terrible. I
know it's in the air. So are two and six
Browns against the one and seven Jets?
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
That's gonna make me so the Titans.
Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
Of following for the game of the week.
Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
Right, Well, irrespective of what happens, I'm gonna be at
Rookies on Sunday, so I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
I'd love to see you there noon to two.
Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Let's see what is.
Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
The game starts at one, so we kind of straddle kickoff, which,
if you know anything about me, it's one of my
favorite things to do.
Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Kickoff, straddle kickoff.
Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Yeah. Yeah, the Browns are favored by two and a half.
Hey all right, man, I place your bets Alan.
Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
What would it sound like to get a girth enhancement
injection in the night created monster girth enhancement and I
don't even think they had that technology? Then why don't
you get yourself over here with that syringe. Look at
(01:16:48):
this prodigious tally wacker.
Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Put it inside of this tube and suck all of
the air.
Speaker 11 (01:16:52):
Rouse here you go. Look at that girth. Oh it's
girthya the normal.
Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
I'm not quite sure what we could call this ring,
but we'll call it something.
Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
All, and I heard the Browns Jets game is getting
flexed to Nickelodeon at four am.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, paramount running it man till the.
Speaker 11 (01:17:14):
Lid the Nickelodeon for the Brown's Jets. It's probably on Peacock, right,
I don't e no, I think it's I think it's regular.
It'll be the normal CBS streaming live on Nickelodeon. All right,
are you a a boots guy? Do you wear boots often?
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
Well, it's funny.
Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
I was talking about because we're going to be at
the Thirsty Cowboy for that charity thing on Thursday night,
and Stephen Campton was like, you should have bought those
boots in Austin. I was like, goddamn it, yes, I
should have known. I just been like a casual, like
a boot. Do you wear boots?
Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
I wear the same shoes every day.
Speaker 11 (01:17:52):
I either wear my black palladiums, and when they wear out,
I buy another pair, or I wear my winter chucks
o year round. I have so many pairs of shoes,
and I'm like, I'm gonna wear those.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I'm gonna wear those.
Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
I wear one of two pairs of shoes every single day.
I'm I'm today, I have on my palladiums. I broke
out all of my I used to be thin clothing. Okay,
I'm starting to wear is I'm getting there. Yeah, so
all that stuff starting to fit me again.
Speaker 5 (01:18:21):
But I'm finding that the shoes that I wear don't
really coincide with the clothes that I had. So like,
I can wear a pair of shoes like I keep
wearing my Jordans all the time.
Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
Now you don't know about that, but you're just talking
about sneakers, right, But I want to buy I think
I want a casual boot, okay, like an everyday boot,
like a I don't want to go Doc Martin's heavy.
Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
No, you're talking like a Chelsea boot.
Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And I just I'm
I'm That's why I asked if you were into them,
because I haven't. It's been so long since I've worn
shoes like that. I don't know what to buy. I'm
just like, I'm looking at stuff online and just like
doom scrolling, trying to find something that doesn't suck.
Speaker 11 (01:19:01):
I would go with like a nice cool Chelsea boot.
That's what I was thinack kind of you know, Yeah,
that's what I was thinking. But I'm seeing like all
those you.
Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
Know, you got the white bottom ones now and they, Yeah,
I don't think I want all that. Here's one of regular,
like a lace up boot.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Right, yes, I look at palladiums. I love them.
Speaker 11 (01:19:21):
They're canvas. If they're good enough for the French foreign Legion,
they're good enough for me. I have warned them NonStop.
Oh yeah you do wear those, don't you every day?
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Or my Chucks.
Speaker 11 (01:19:33):
But but the chucks are I don't have much of
an arch so I have to put like inserts in
my shoes. But the closer I am to the ground,
the happier I am. So anything with like a thin
soule I like. But the palladiums, uh there you can
you know.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
I love. Yeah, there's different kinds, but I like the
I get the canvas ones.
Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Humpa zip legacy. Here we go. See that's why I
ask you these things? You know, what's up? I do?
Speaker 11 (01:20:03):
High top waterproof Chucks are amazing. Somebody said, yeah, I
have a pair of Chucks that I didn't plan on
wearing all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
They're like they're winter Chucks. I don't even know what
you call them.
Speaker 11 (01:20:14):
People think they're I'm wearing like Steelers shoes or something,
because they're like black and yellow.
Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
Back and yellow, black and yellow.
Speaker 11 (01:20:20):
Yeah, but they're not. I'm not sure what they're called.
But they're like they're wool on the outside. And I
didn't mean to wear them all the time, but I
like them a lot. So anyway, I mean, you can
really go down a rabbit hole with Chucks. You get
on the Converse website and you're like, Holy Christ, how
(01:20:43):
am I going to figure out?
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
That's how I was with that. You know, I wore
Vans exclusively. It's the only sneaker I wore from the
time I was like twelve until forty five. Yeah, and
now I kind of like a certain point I was like,
I gotta not wear vans every day. Feet start hurting.
Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
Well, yeah, you get a little bit older, and it's like,
you know, if you're going to shows an them or
they just just torch your back. Yeah, but yeah, there's
no shortage of These are the chucks I'm talking about now.
These are the women's but obviously they coming guys too.
They're like a Thermo Felt. These are called oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
club boots or something like that, and yeah, they're they're
(01:21:23):
super comfy, and you know, they're technically supposed to be
like outdoorsy chucks, like you know, all weather or whatever.
Speaker 13 (01:21:31):
I have.
Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
I have a pair of vans like that.
Speaker 11 (01:21:33):
They're mountain club high tops is what they're called. You know,
I like them a lot, love them, and they're starting
For whatever reason, I wear out the back of my
clearly it's the way I walk, whatever that is. But
if I'm gonna wear out shoes, because I'm not hard
on clothes or shoes, I will always wear out my
right heel first.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
And so that's when I know I start getting holes there.
I'm like, Okay, I gotta replace these. So I'll be
buying another pair of palladiums very soon. But I mean
I'll have I'll go through a pair of palladiums maybe
once every three years.
Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
I could just wear I pick I like this the
one I found that zip up one's pretty awesome.
Speaker 11 (01:22:13):
Tomorrow and I were getting a big beaver moon. You
might have noticed that last couple of nights been a
big white full moon out there. Tomorrow night it's gonna
be the biggest that it's going to be all year.
It's called a beaver moon, Rob. Yes, this is serious
astronomy here, all right. It's the largest brightest moon of
(01:22:36):
twenty twenty five. It's going to happen tomorrow night. Maybe
you'll buy myself a telescope. You should, Yeah, I been
talking about it.
Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Can you talk about a lot of things?
Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Can you get one by tomorrow? Sure?
Speaker 11 (01:22:51):
Overnight delivery on a telescope, Yeah, but I need like
a giant one.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
I need a giant telescope.
Speaker 11 (01:22:59):
Overnight delivery to here you go the Vixen Optics ax
D two from BNH Photo Video.
Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
It's eighteen five.
Speaker 11 (01:23:08):
I get that overnight delivery a CATA diatropic telescope.
Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
I don't even know what the hell that means.
Speaker 11 (01:23:16):
Eighteen four hundred and fifty six dollars in ninety nine
cents perfect order two.
Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
But I can get it next day, I think. From BNH,
I get a lot of gear from them, set it
up in my backyard. You know, you can buy telescopes
at home depot.
Speaker 11 (01:23:34):
Or maybe I'll just make a friend at the observatory,
anybody who work at the observatory. You'll let me sneak
in and look at the beaver moon eight nineteen am tomorrow,
full illumination in the morning. What the moon will appear
(01:23:58):
full tonight and tomorrow but dusk tomorrow when the moon
gets very very low. And I don't know, I like
this stuff. It's funny. There's a piece of video going
around on social media that's clearly AI, as so many
things are. It's a beaver pulling. It's on its hind
(01:24:19):
legs and it's using its front legs to pull a
log or like a giant name of log, a giant
branch across a highway, and it's purportedly being filmed by
woman air Cark.
Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Oh my god, look at this.
Speaker 11 (01:24:32):
That's hilarious. I'm like, this is very clearly AI. But
the comments from people are peak.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
This little guy's doing it.
Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Nature finds a way.
Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah, it's fake. It's all fake. There's no beaver in
the middle of the highway on its hind legs pulling
a branch.
Speaker 11 (01:24:55):
AnyWho the beaver moon is tomorrow night. I'll tell you something.
Forget the moon, the Sun's backside Rob, how about this?
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
This is fascinating.
Speaker 11 (01:25:08):
I love these pieces of video where people who study
like the eruptions on the sun, the Sun's eastern horizon,
you know we're always talking about. A few times a year,
they were like, hey, solar flares. You know, they can
really do some damage if they hit the Earth in
a certain way. They can mess with communication systems and
(01:25:28):
cell phones and things like that. I think they've done
movies right when there are a couple of disaster movies
were like, solar flares knocked out everything on the planet.
One of those modern day environmental blockbusters. The front of
the Sun has been quiet for a while, but the
Sun's backside, Rob has been kicking out a lot of gas.
(01:25:49):
This will rotate to face the Earth.
Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Later this year. Is a little bit of footage for you.
Speaker 11 (01:25:55):
Really is fascinating, all of the eruptions and explosions coming
off the surface of the Sun and turning to face
this little blue marble that we all live on. How
about that? Yike's crazy. So we had a good run.
(01:26:16):
It's coming it's okay, be here before you know it, Alan,
get a telescope.
Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
I have one.
Speaker 11 (01:26:25):
You can see Saturn's rings and the red spots on Jupiter.
It's life changing to see those with your own eyes.
I'm not looking to change my life.
Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
You tell me what to do.
Speaker 11 (01:26:39):
Cotton Ball says, beaver Moon sounds like a Creden's clear
Water b side.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Well, was it bad moon rising?
Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
Is that what it was? Yeah? Yeah, that was there
only moon song?
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
I think all right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
I mean there's super blood wolf Moon from Pearl Jam.
Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
I like that.
Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Tell Rob to get to the Army Navy store, gets
some big black military boots. No, but you say you
don't want that, right, you know, trying to go to
the doc Martin's kind of right now, that's not me, right,
(01:27:25):
But like I never.
Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Had docs growing up. I just never. I don't know,
I never got around to it, but I always wanted.
Speaker 11 (01:27:32):
As I got older, I'm like, I really love those
cherry docs, right, those dark red Doc Martins. And about
a year and a half ago I bought a pair
and you really got to work docks in.
Speaker 6 (01:27:43):
Right.
Speaker 11 (01:27:43):
They're just super stiff, you, just like any other shoe,
but more so docs because they're kind of cut from
just a couple of pieces, and boy, I almost never
wear them. I wore them for like two weeks straight
and I was like, now I know why I never
really bought a pair.
Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Yeah I was. I wore Doc Yes constantly. I mean
that was my shoe all through high school, you know,
like a sneaker was Vans. But when I wore boots,
I had these Doc Martins that I wore every single day,
just wore them down to nothing. I loved those shoes.
Speaker 11 (01:28:17):
Dusting down in Georgia, you don't have to drop a
lot of don a telescope and I was in the Navy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
We had ship mounted binoculars. You could see craters on
the moon. Do they have them on the USS cod?
Speaker 11 (01:28:28):
Could I sneak onto the cod over there by the
Aviation Museum or whatever? Right over there just east of downtown.
I'm sure you could sneak onto the uss Cod piece. Dave,
are you excited for the moon?
Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Yeah? Dave's always looking, He's always looking skywards. That's a
short one.
Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
Yeah, whoo.
Speaker 11 (01:29:08):
All right, Yeah, Solar Eruption is the song that he's
excited for. So yeah, I like that stuff. I don't
know moon tomorrow night.
Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I think it's important to I think it's important.
Speaker 11 (01:29:23):
Some people are crestfallen when they kind of process their own.
Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
Irrelevance in the universe. I think it's comforting you see
these moons and things. There's been a lot of that
kind of stuff of late, Yes, a lot more. There's
there's always a moon up there.
Speaker 11 (01:29:41):
Rob No, I know. But more moon like events. Oh, yes,
I belive they're called lunar events.
Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
The beaver moon and before that it was the super
blood Farting.
Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
All these return to blood Fart Lake.
Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Every every other day. It's like there's something else, Yes,
the loon.
Speaker 11 (01:30:00):
It's where the word lunacy comes from, right, going crazy,
from the phases of the moon, the curse of the
lichen Thrope. Would you rather be a vampire or a
were wolf?
Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
A vampire? Yeah, I think so too, the stupid question.
Speaker 11 (01:30:16):
But it would be because you're at the mercy of
the moon. But can you hide from the moon or
is it just when the moon is full no matter
where you are.
Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I've only seen a couple of were wolf movies.
Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
I should be I feel like right like when you
watch those movies or is it maybe just because they're
trying to show you that the moon is out.
Speaker 11 (01:30:33):
Well I think they are, but that means that if
it was based on your line of sight, that means
you could conceivably never have to turn.
Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
Into a were wolf and just stay inside. Yeah, go inside.
Oh that was close. See my arms start getting Harry
just walked inside, knocked that right out.
Speaker 11 (01:30:50):
I love that they keep making these movies though everybody
thinks they have a new take. You know Germo del Toro,
who's no slouch, I mean, he does great work. He's
got a frankenst movie out. I think it's out with
Oscar Isaac. They just made it a wolf movie a
while ago, with Julia Garner and Christopher Abbott, who shot
a couple movies here in Cleveland years ago. I'm like
(01:31:11):
they everybody thinks they got a new take on the
on the what's your new take? Oh, this guy turns
into a wolf, Yeah that's the story.
Speaker 5 (01:31:21):
And then what and then what?
Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Then he and then he turns back into a person.
Oh yeah, all right, so a new take.
Speaker 11 (01:31:31):
Well, because you know that when the directors are pitching
these movies, of course they've always got some grand kind.
Well it's really about the dichotomy between man and Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Blah blah blah. Yeah, we've all seen this blah blah
blah The Coln.
Speaker 10 (01:31:47):
Carr Show on one best way to resist the machines
dumbed down your smartphone by listening to this craft.
Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
He won't even remember how to tell time.
Speaker 13 (01:32:05):
Show on one point seven mm as, I know you want.
Speaker 7 (01:32:14):
To do it.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
You know I want to do it too.
Speaker 10 (01:32:20):
I'll here danceful.
Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
A weekend sandwich.
Speaker 11 (01:32:26):
By the way, Congratulations to uh Julie Toller out there
in Southington, that's out there all the way to Warren
out by g Bill. She got those O A R tickets.
I'll have more tomorrow. They just dropped a couple of
new songs last week. As a matter of fact, if
you're an OAR fan. However, if you are an O
R fan, you probably already knew that we're talking about
(01:32:51):
sandwiches yesterday Rock Hipperito's Cubanos, and people kept sending me
their thoughts on that.
Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
For hours after the show. A lot of people.
Speaker 11 (01:33:07):
I was surprised how many people took umbrage when you
asked me the best sandwich and I simply said, BLT yeah,
I think it's a genius in its simplicity. And boy,
a lot of people did not like that. A lot
of people they really go for the dag wood type vibe. Right,
the more the merry orwich. Again, that seems egregious to me. Right,
What will any chef tell you? And I am by
(01:33:28):
no means a chef, but most cheves will tell you
the best dishes are the simplest, right, the ones that
maybe just have a couple of ingredients and uh, you
got the b which is the bacon? You got the
l A lot of people that they prefer the iceberg lettuce.
I prefer spinach. I'm I'm making bsts. Romaine's fine too.
Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (01:33:50):
Yeah, I've seen people go for a rugula. It's a
little too bitter for me. I do like a rugula,
not in that setting.
Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
I like it just because it sounds like an old
timey car.
Speaker 11 (01:33:59):
Wow, too bitter for me, But yeah, I was looking
at it is the thirtieth anniversary of something called the
Senior Burger.
Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Have you seen the Senior Burger?
Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
No?
Speaker 11 (01:34:12):
You know, we've all seen the memes where somebody's like, yeah,
I've had this McDonald's fish filet sandwich, for ten years
and it still looks exactly the same. Two guys have
held on to a McDonald's cheeseburger for thirty years. Oh boy,
and oh I'm sorry. The world's oldest McDonald's quarter pounder.
(01:34:34):
Two guys, a guy in his childhood friend. They've had
it for thirty years now. They were traveling to I
guess Area fifty one or something and they pulled off
and these two guys kind of got famous on the
internet because they had what is it believed to be
the world's oldest quarter pounder and it looks exactly the same,
(01:34:59):
and they still have it, like on a little pedestal.
This month it turns thirty senor and I shouldn't say
senior senior, like junior seniors senior. Sure, it's not senior burger,
like maybe it has like a Mexican flair now s
E and io R because it's old senior burger.
Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
Now.
Speaker 11 (01:35:18):
Anytime something like this pops up online, McDonald's isn't exactly happy.
They're like, yeah, we want people to think this is
food and not something that you can just put there
and it won't you know, but listen, any processed food
is going to sit there and probably not to deteriorate
too much.
Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Yeah. Man, if you look at the zoomed in photo
of that, that does not look like like like nothing's
happened to it over time. Now it is looking rough.
Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
No one would want to eat it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
It's got like.
Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
But I'm curious what they think would happen to it.
Speaker 11 (01:35:49):
I mean again, fast food is highly processed food, and
so I have a feeling that if you were to
take any other chains Hamburger, it would probably look exactly
the same.
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
You would think the bun would be what would go bad? First? Right?
Speaker 11 (01:36:05):
It was never Yeah, it looks frozen in time. It
was never refrigerated. It spent the majority of its life
stuffed in cupboards and garage bags and sheds. They referred
to it as eerily intact. It's never grown mold, it's
never developed any foul odor.
Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
But what's all that black stuff?
Speaker 6 (01:36:20):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:36:21):
See, because there's was that the cheese. Maybe the cheese
has turned black.
Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
I don't know, he said.
Speaker 11 (01:36:27):
The only thing that's happened, literally is that it has
shrunk in size.
Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
It didn't look like a hamburger anymore. It's no longer food.
It just looks like artwork.
Speaker 11 (01:36:35):
So thirty years and I think there's a YouTube live
stream for it. If you are literally without anything else
to do, there's a live stream on YouTube of a
thirty year old McDonald's quarter pounder. These were two childhood
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friends who met and hung on to a quarter pounder
from nineteen ninety five. After the one guy moved to Europe,
his sister took half of his belongings, including the quarter pounder,
which by then had become rock solid. And so the
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burger has made a handful of moves just following them
around to Australia.
Speaker 5 (01:37:22):
She said.
Speaker 11 (01:37:25):
But these guys are trying to I guess along the
way they've tried to get formal recognition for it. You
got to have the Guinness people come out, and there
are so many. It might sound silly, but there are
so many dumb Guinness World records that you're left to go, well,
why not? You know, are the big ones that ever be,
you know, tallest, fastest whatever. But then there's stuff like
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most balloons popped by a dog in sixty seconds. You know,
there are people who just make them up and if
the Guinness people bite, you can be in the book.
Except Guinness requires it to be like a record like
a feat and they were like, well, we didn't have
the original receipt. Ironically, that receipt probably would have faded
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way before this hamburger did, and that was probably back
I mean still in the mid nineties. They were still
using the styrofoam containers.
Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
Right, So this is an Australian burger.
Speaker 11 (01:38:23):
Yeah, the thirtieth anniversary are nar thirty years later. It's
a kind of ungodly artifact of an old Hamburger. So
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is maybe
begin today. You think he got thirty years ahead of you,
maybe even twenty. How old does something have to be
(01:38:45):
to become a classic automobiles twenty five years, right, these
two are holding on to a classic quarter pounder. And
other people have done this kind of stuff. A I
have an old fraud and a hamburger is put him
in a bag, put him in a shoe box for
twenty years, and then you pull him back out. But
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every time this happens, the McDonald's public relations people have
to pop their heads up, and you know, they give
very curt public responses.
Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
They're like, there's a myth that our food, yeah, doesn't
decompose and They're like, yes, it does, it's still meat dish.
Well listen, it's not like, yeah, I don't know what
they're worried about.
Speaker 11 (01:39:33):
It's not stopping people from eating it, right, and you're
not gonna eat it at that point. It's like the
guy on YouTube who found like an old, unopened bottle
of crystal pepsi and then drank it because it was
still sealed.
Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
I don't think I would do that, But again, what's
the what could happen to it? It must still I mean,
if if it's sealed, you would think it's a carbonated beverage.
Still gonna taste the same, right.
Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Yeah, from old Hamburger's to old drinks. I didn't realize
that mister PIB was still not a thing. And I
only mentioned this because they're making a big deal about
the fact that it's going to be a thing again.
Apparently mister PIB has not been around for twenty four years.
Coca Cola is bringing it back. They discontinued mister PIB
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in two thousand and one.
Speaker 5 (01:40:22):
But isn't that the sub like the one that they
sell all the time.
Speaker 11 (01:40:26):
This is what I'm saying, I don't know, I mean,
one hundred years ago. You know, mister PIB was all
over the place. They announced on Halloween that they're reintroducing
mister PIB twenty four years after discontinuing the brand.
Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
I'm almost positive when I go there's a restaurant we
go to.
Speaker 11 (01:40:43):
I think they're being very specific. There is something called
PIB Extra. So maybe they're just saying we're bringing back
the name mister PIB, which okay, because I was like
this can. I mean a lot of pop went away,
you know, we didn't get to drink as kids, but
I remember things that were around. Remember Josta, Yeah, that's
(01:41:04):
thirty years old. Josta, I think was considered the first
energy drink. Josta was something that Pepsi made and it
was like the first energy drink before your Red Bulls
and your four Locos and all. That was Josta and
they were marketing it like, oh, it's got guarana in
it or you know, and it's tons of caffeine. What
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was the other one, joltber Jolt Yola. Okay, that was
the one that had like tripled the caffeine. Yeah, I
think that was Cooke's answer to Josta. Anyway, Josta was
only around for four or five years. You know, tab
was a pop that was around for a long time
that was marketed as the first diet pop.
Speaker 5 (01:41:47):
That's been gone.
Speaker 11 (01:41:48):
I think that went away like before COVID, So there's
I don't know what's still arouna. What is is Surge
still around? Like that was gone and then they brought
it back. They used to do a festival called surge
Fest years ago, research Fest. It was like Bonnaroo junior.
It was all jam bands. So they're making a whole
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big show about how mister Pibb.
Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
Is coming back.
Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
But I was like, I don't know what's around and
what's not.
Speaker 9 (01:42:14):
You know.
Speaker 11 (01:42:15):
I made a fifty to fifty joke earlier about that soda,
and then I was like, dummy, that's like a Midwestern
pop that's like Wisconsin in Illinois. I don't even know
if they had fifty to fifty here, but it was
everywhere in Chicago, so it might have been just like
a regional beverage.
Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
I love. There's a there's a Fago version of Doctor Pepper.
Do you see that?
Speaker 11 (01:42:35):
What's it called Doctor Fago Real Stretch? Yeah, well I
got all the knockoffs right. The moon missed instead of
Mountain dew and.
Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
Is the Doctor Thunder Doctor Thunder Yes, Professor Peppy, Yes,
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Fago Rock and Rise still the Goat though that was
Tom was drinking some of that the other day.
Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
I walked by. I was like, well, look at this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Juggle, O's be tripping. You remember Kick soda? Anybody remember Kick?
I don't kick soda. This might have been a Michigan thing.
I think they were.
Speaker 11 (01:43:10):
They were shipping it out of Detroit, but it was
called Kick. Like I'm an RC fan. I know people
think that's like weird and old timey, but like again
in Illinois, Chicago, like the classic combination is like take
out pizza and RC. I know it's the official soda
of the Cleveland Browns, which is chef's kiss for people
(01:43:33):
who dunk on RC cola.
Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
But I love it. I haven't had much.
Speaker 2 (01:43:36):
Rather have an RC than anything else.
Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
I can't think of the last time I had it.
Speaker 11 (01:43:39):
But they had They had something called Kick if I
remember correctly, and it was like a It was a
sprite kind of drink, but they were marketing into like
it's extreme. All the marketing was like, hey, you like
video games, you love this. I don't even know if
that's around anymore. Probably not. There's a great website called
(01:44:01):
Soda Pop Graveyard, and it's just a massive list of
discontinued beverages. Diet Coke with Splendor, Coca Cola Orange Vanilla
is gone.
Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Uh oh, there's Kick all right, Well there you go.
Maybe kick is gone. Look at all the cokes Hubba Bubba,
Soda Cola.
Speaker 5 (01:44:28):
Se too, Coca Cola black cherry vanilla, Coca Cola spice,
Coca Cola black, Coca Cola orange vanilla cold too, all
the Mountain dews.
Speaker 11 (01:44:35):
Mountain Dew, major melon one major melon was pretty tasty,
but they don't make that anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:44:40):
They stopped making Diet Right Soda forever. But now that
I see that, I was like, oh right, yep, just
recently stopped.
Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
Rob They stopped making Virgil's Bavarian nutmeg swingling just this year.
How can that be ta he should treat? That can't
be right? You still get that at the circle k right,
I've seen there. Yeah, yeah, or cheroke he red. Maybe
they still make that.
Speaker 5 (01:45:04):
They say Tahiti treats, so maybe Otaha should is a knockoff,
Like a mister.
Speaker 11 (01:45:08):
Pibb I see doctor Thunder. Isn't that a uh imagine
dragons song? Don't I thought it was a kiss song?
Speaker 5 (01:45:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
You listen to us on the iHeartRadio app. You can
always leave us messages there little red talkback button. Whatever's
crossing the transom.
Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
Of your mind, Alan, be real.
Speaker 12 (01:45:29):
You don't give a about the Toronto Blue Jays.
Speaker 5 (01:45:32):
You don't know anything.
Speaker 12 (01:45:33):
About Los Angeles Dodgers fan base.
Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
You know nothing about baseball.
Speaker 12 (01:45:37):
You literally told a story about banging a chick during
the OJ chase in nineteen ninety four, and then you
thought the murders were in ninety two. You don't even
know when the naked gun moves were made. You're an idiot.
The last few shows to you just sound dumber and
dumber every episode. Please stop saying your lane Guy's mad,
Rob a little bit man. He's a little mad.
Speaker 11 (01:45:58):
You're mad at me, But it's all he's telling me
that I'm not a fan of a team I'm a
fan of. He's telling me that I don't know anything
about Dodgers fans, even though I lived in LA.
Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
He's telling me that. What else he telling me? You
don't know anything about baseball?
Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (01:46:12):
I know I am on baseball. The guy's really mad.
That guy leaves a lot of messages. You know what,
he's not masculine. Guy swears he's not massline. But he's
got nowhere to be and all day to get there.
And you know what this guy does. He leaves a
lot of messages because you know, we're speaking extemporaneously here
on the show, right, so we have to rely largely
on our memories. Any bit of information that comes out
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of our mouths that is not absolutely correct, he will
fire off a message immediately, and he's really angry about it. Hey,
you said that happened in nineteen ninety five, that happened
in nineteen ninety six, like that.
Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
Kind of stuff. Yeah, he's really angry about it. I'm
trying to find out.
Speaker 11 (01:46:48):
He doesn't tell me what my lane is. He says,
stay in your lane. What's my lane? People always leave
me hanging with these dumb messages. What is I don't
know what my lane is? I know my Atlanta is,
what's my lane?
Speaker 5 (01:47:04):
I don't know?
Speaker 11 (01:47:05):
All right, Well, he's certainly got some thoughts on me.
He's got me all figured out.
Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
Someone sent me a DM last week to you said,
something and it was the same thing, and I'm like,
he clearly misspoke.
Speaker 11 (01:47:17):
Like, yeah, probably, I misspeak all the time, but doesn't
That's why I like devotion accuracy. People text me and go, hey,
this was I go, yeah, absolutely devotion. This guy gets
really mad for the dumbest crap, so he's got a
lot of free time or something.
Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
I'm just wondering if this is the same guy. I
don't know. It might be.
Speaker 11 (01:47:39):
On the Coca Cola Museum in Atlanta. You can try
all those old funky coke flavors.
Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
Hmmm, isn't it a uh thank you funky coke?
Speaker 11 (01:47:54):
Yeah, they discontinued coke funky Coke Medina. The Guardian sel Pepsi,
the Calves sell coke, and the Browns sell RC. I
thought the Calves were like switching up what they did
or something, ironically, because I RC is so delicious to me,
and yet I haven't been to a Browns game that,
to me, ROB would be worth the ticket price because
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RC itself is getting harder and harder to find in
grocery stores, so I would have to pay if I
really wanted to go all in, I'd have to pay
for a ticket to a Cleveland Browns game and then
wait in line to get an RC. Well, let's be real.
If I'm in a football game, I'm gonna be getting
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a beer, but I want to I think could sell
me one to go.
Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
We'll just get some rum. Put some rum in it.
Speaker 11 (01:48:45):
Allen, I used to drink Vault all the time, which
was Coke's answer to Mountain. I remember Vault, you had
like a green bottle. Yeah, everybody was trying to take
down the goat. Mountain dew, trying to take down the king.
Ain't gonna happen. Goat, it ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (01:49:01):
Ghost.
Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
It is Mountain News, the Goat baby.
Speaker 10 (01:49:07):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven.
Speaker 6 (01:49:13):
Call the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
My named Ellen Cox. My show sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
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Speaker 6 (01:49:24):
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Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
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(01:49:59):
Saw Gardner. I assume to the Colts John's and Memphis.
Tammy listens in Tyler, Texas. Randy is at Luke Air
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is out there in Bergetstown, PA in the shadow.
Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
Of Star Lake Amphitheter.
Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Calves again off tonight, but tomorrow night they're back here
at home to take on the seventy six ers of
Philadelphia at seven o'clock.
Speaker 11 (01:50:27):
We'll get out of here at six thirty. Make room
for your pregame coverage. Friday night, Calves are in DC,
one of those NBA Cup games.
Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
They'll be playing Michael Jordan and the Washington Wizards. Gilbert
Arratus on the Washington Wizard. Didn't he play for the Wizards?
Speaker 11 (01:50:42):
Yeah, and now he's caught up in that FBA Mafia
Pokers scandal. Yeah, doesn't really rise to the level of
a scandal. I don't think there can be such a
thing as a scandal in professional sports.
Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
All bets are off, if you'll pardon the pun.
Speaker 11 (01:50:58):
And then the Bulls are in town on Saturday night,
maybe I will go to that game. What's going on? Saturday, Rob,
I don't know this Saturday night. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:51:08):
I know?
Speaker 11 (01:51:09):
Ooh, the FM Project Northeast Ohio's premiere seely Dan tribute band.
They're at the music box. Maybe I'll go see those
guys on Saturday. It's my mom's birthday. I gotta send
her flowers that way, Rob. When they get there, they
can be piled up with all of the other flowers
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that are being laid at her door from her various
gentlemen callers, and then she can play a fun game
where she tries to figure out which ones are mine, whereas.
Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
It used to just be yours flowers from me. That's right,
But what are you gonna do?
Speaker 11 (01:51:49):
She's her own woman, Rob, never mind that she's dating
somebody closer to my age. I won't lie awake at
night thinking about that, staring at the ceiling. Everybody's telling
me where to get RC Dollar Tree Marks, Discount drug Mart.
(01:52:09):
All right, I gotta get into some of those places.
I don't ever find myself in any of those places.
I got to get in there, I say that, But
it's not like I'm gonna go buy RC right, I
you know, I'll have a mountain dew occasionally here, but
I don't ever, I don't ever have a pop in
my fridge. But I'll have to get into some of
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those places and check it out for myself. Your daughter
goes to college in Alliance, Ohio, doesn't she? What the
hell is going on in Alliance?
Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Oh? That's a good question. And now something that concerns me.
Speaker 11 (01:52:49):
I saw no fewer than three separate stories from Alliance
regarding some criming going on.
Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Oh good, good.
Speaker 11 (01:53:00):
A guy wanted for serial shoplifting of sex toys from
the Alliance Meyer. Now again in the grand scheme of criming,
other than you know, stolen property, it's a victimless crime.
Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
They've got the guy on camera O.
Speaker 11 (01:53:19):
They're searching for a suspected shoplifter there who stole some
sex toys Sunday.
Speaker 5 (01:53:25):
Night at the Alliance Meyer.
Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
They want people to help identify.
Speaker 11 (01:53:30):
Now, if you know what's good for you, you're not
going to wrap this poor soul out. Well, yeah, it's
not like I'm not I'm not recommending shoplifting. I'm just
saying it's already done. It's not like he can put
it back.
Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
You want this back? Nope, Nope, we're good. You go
ahead and keep that sure, not boil that or that's
a thing though. They're never flesh lights. They're not selling that.
Speaker 11 (01:54:00):
They're selling like the fun little massagers target in Walmart.
Speaker 5 (01:54:05):
Did you see what I posted when I did my
video at CVS no shopping for candy. No, they have
like legit dildos now, and they that's not a.
Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Fleshlight though, that's for the ladies.
Speaker 5 (01:54:17):
That's a massage. But they have the rose sucker thing
that you put the man in the canoe. They all,
so they're selling those things the crazy. I think that
because let me frame this properly. I think that because
male sex toys. The sex toy business for a long
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time was exclusively focused on women. Right, they're the ones,
by and large, sorry guys, they're the ones not getting
off on the regular. So the sex toy industry was
almost exclusively There was always pocket, poon, Tang and things
like that for guys, but it was never to the
extent that it is now.
Speaker 11 (01:55:00):
Or they're multiple companies making all kinds of you know,
jerk machines for guys and things like that, but the
sex toys for guys I think are fundamentally considered more aggressive.
So the sex toys for women which have always been
like packaged nicely. They just kind of look sweet and
(01:55:22):
they have a lot of soft lines to them. Right,
it's not a giant cokecam that you jam yourself into
and then turn the battery on. So that's why all
these stores are selling like personal massagers because it's.
Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
Harmless.
Speaker 5 (01:55:36):
It's fine.
Speaker 11 (01:55:37):
They're not going to have a rack of flesh lights
at Walmart. They should they're selling these rose things now.
But it's also not hard to It's not difficult to
purchase an implement of that kind anyway. There's story one
from Alliance. Just coincidentally, your daughter goes to Mount Union.
(01:55:59):
I want to make sure that you keeping her head
on a swivel. You know, Alliance is not a large town, correct,
it's a college town. Well, what do you got fifteen
thousand people.
Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
In Alliance something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
Yeah, so if the college wasn't there, who knows?
Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
All?
Speaker 2 (01:56:19):
You know, they have the troll hole Museum there an Alliance.
What the troll whole museum troll to isn't the trollhll
Museum in Alliance?
Speaker 5 (01:56:32):
I I, until this very moment, I've never heard anything
about a troll hole. Pretty sure it is.
Speaker 7 (01:56:42):
Troll to.
Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
Anyway.
Speaker 11 (01:56:47):
A bank robbery in Alliance Friday morning, a guy stole
four hundred dollars in one dollar bills, asks police if
he can keep it for jail commissary.
Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
Now, that is an entrepreneur. That's a guy who won't
take no for an answer.
Speaker 11 (01:57:03):
If only he had pointed his efforts and his street smarts,
maybe in like a sales capacity or something.
Speaker 5 (01:57:11):
That's a guy won't take no for an answer.
Speaker 11 (01:57:13):
Forty two year old guy robbed the Huntington Bank on
West State Street in Alliance, the first bank robbery in
Alliance in fifteen years. So this guy's breaking the seal.
I mean, but what's the worst thing they have? They say, No,
I'll tell you. The worst it can happen is they
scoop this guy up in his Smurf's hoodie. Oh that's
the worst it could happen. No, wonder that guy looks
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pissed off.
Speaker 5 (01:57:35):
But I mean, why not ask right?
Speaker 6 (01:57:37):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:57:37):
What the worst they could say is no? Yeah, hey man,
you might if I you know, I'm going to jail anyway.
These are in ones, let me keeister, like fifty of them.
Speaker 2 (01:57:46):
I'm wearing an XL Smurf's hoodie.
Speaker 5 (01:57:49):
Okay, yeah, I'm going to jail. I'm not getting any
better for me. Look I've got an opening in the
prison wallet. Let me just put fifty bucks in there.
Got an opening.
Speaker 11 (01:58:00):
Juan Mason, recently moved to Alliance from Akron, says he's
setting up.
Speaker 5 (01:58:07):
He's got he's got a new scam going.
Speaker 11 (01:58:10):
Walked into the bank shortly after doors opened, claimed he
had a weapon, demanded cash, fled on foot with about
four hundred singles?
Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
Why not just go to the strip club?
Speaker 5 (01:58:21):
But at the same like, how do you what bank
did you rob that the only thing available is four
hundred singles? Did you have a Huntington bank in Alliance?
How would you like that? Sir? H I don't know.
I'm going to jail anyway, So how about all singles?
Speaker 11 (01:58:35):
He had just moved to Alliance five days before the robbery.
He reportedly asked police he could deposit the cash in
his jail commissary account. First one in Alliance in fifteen years,
cops say, all the bank robberies since two thousand have
been solved there in Alliance. And finally, the shut down
one of these late night clubs Alliance after hours.
Speaker 5 (01:58:57):
Baby.
Speaker 11 (01:58:59):
I like the cut of this guy, jib the guy
they got on camera there. Look at this dude, Morris
Day vibes right, this guy knows what's up. Shiny purple suit,
cheetah print lapels.
Speaker 5 (01:59:11):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (01:59:12):
Where's Jerome, Yeah, Jesse, Jerome?
Speaker 7 (01:59:16):
Yes? Yes.
Speaker 11 (01:59:18):
Allions Police early Saturday morning, an illegal after hours bar.
They found booze, they found guns, they had well scooped
a bunch of people up one am location previously operating
as Schaefer's Diner. They got the Alliance Police out there
because people.
Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
Were calling in complain and Rob all, there's all kinds
of noise.
Speaker 5 (01:59:41):
Going on in there.
Speaker 11 (01:59:43):
How are you gonna have the same thing happened out
there in Bath? There was a shooting at this Airbnb
in Bath because it's one of these mansion parties that
they promoted on social media, and your gut, you can't
control what happens there. You're gonna get all kinds of
ne'er do wells. So they scooped up fifty people from
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this illegal after hours club in Alliance, tons of booze,
twelve firearms, including ars, and a semi automatic shotgun. They
said people have been hiding weapons under the benches, behind
the bar and inside trash cans. Come on, man, that's
my gun the trash can. That's all those are guns
I'm throwing away. I was gonna take them to like
(02:00:27):
a guns for gift cards event that you guys are doing.
I've been saving those for months.
Speaker 5 (02:00:32):
Aw no, God, damn it. Now I gotta start all
over again.
Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
It's Saturday morning. Garbage day is until Wednesday?
Speaker 5 (02:00:40):
Am I supposed to do?
Speaker 7 (02:00:41):
Now?
Speaker 11 (02:00:42):
I was one gun away from a free haircut at
Great Clips. All of the people arrested had outstanding arrest warrants.
This ward is outstanding. Congratulations there. Speaking of haircuts, by
the way, Rachel in sales was apoplectic when she thought
I was cutting my hair. She gave away the game
(02:01:04):
because her hair looked a little shorter. And I said,
do we both get haircuts? And she goes, oh my god,
you're getting a haircut. And I go, no, I got
a little trim yesterday, me too.
Speaker 7 (02:01:16):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 11 (02:01:18):
And she was so excited when she thought I was
going to get my She goes, you when short hair,
I go, I know, I look one hundred times better
with short hair, but I'm a long hair guy.
Speaker 2 (02:01:29):
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 6 (02:01:32):
Now.
Speaker 11 (02:01:32):
Of course, I do say it's better to look good
than to feel good, and I believe that. However, there
are exceptions. Yes, I look better with short hair, but.
Speaker 5 (02:01:41):
I'm a long hair guy. Rob. It's no way around it.
How long you are you gonna go?
Speaker 6 (02:01:45):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:01:46):
I had her take a little off yesterday because I'm like,
I am. I never thought I'd have the patience to
get it this long. So I'm like, I don't have
any goal beyond this, and it was, you know, getting
kind of so she just kind of cleaned it up
and it's fine, I'll keep growing it, but I just
needed it to be a little bit more. Yeah, kind
of textured and you have some shape to it, and
you know, I'm not trying to look like a megadeath roadie.
Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
But yeah, she was.
Speaker 11 (02:02:09):
For half a second, she misunderstood me, and she gave
it away. She was excited, Oh you getna Nope, got
one yesterday. I thanks, Chel, comment it's fine, and I
was commenting that that I was pretty sure we both
got haircuts. But yeah, she revealed herself, Rob to barely
(02:02:31):
be able. All I can infer from that is she
can barely stand the sight of me barely barely. Yeah,
Courtney out there in Diamond texting me now on the
troll hole is in Alliance, and so is the cat
Fancy Museum. Well, I can't tell you that I've ever
(02:02:52):
been to Alliance, but I have it pictured, and maybe
you can confirm or deny, Rob I have it pictured
as not much going on, and then they plopped a
college there.
Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
Yes, so once you get off campus, good luck.
Speaker 5 (02:03:05):
Well no, so one side of town is very.
Speaker 2 (02:03:12):
Like financial disdvantage of.
Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
The yes, belongs to the people of the town. And
then the opposite side is where they built everything. So
they said the Meyer, I know exactly where that is. Like,
there's this is for the benefit of the students. Any store,
any chain, any anything that you can think of is
on that main stretch. There's car dealerships, and there's hotels,
(02:03:37):
and there's any restaurant you can think of, you know,
I mean, it's all there. But is there kind of
a campus?
Speaker 11 (02:03:43):
But is there kind of a de facto segregation like
do the townies kind of stay off campus and vice versa.
Speaker 5 (02:03:49):
Or I so for the most part, But at the
same time, you know, I mean, look, if you want
to go to Chipotle. You're gonna go to the you
know what I mean, it's the one that's right on
the campus side, you know. So yeah, I think that
it's it's it's interesting. It's it's not like your normal
college town vibe. It's different, for sure. Okay, all right,
(02:04:10):
but yeah, old like Alliance itself is a it's a
much different than where Mount Union is.
Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
You're trying to call You're trying to refrain from calling Alliance,
Ohio a dump?
Speaker 5 (02:04:20):
Absolutely not. It's not a dump.
Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
It's a how would you define it? It's it's it's
I hate you so much economically disadvantaged.
Speaker 5 (02:04:32):
In in spots. It's just it's like it's old. It's
like an old town, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:04:37):
Like it's it's all of the industry picked up and left.
Speaker 5 (02:04:40):
It's rural. You see a lot of you know, uh,
farm land and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
Rob, Are you suggesting that the people who live there
are hill rods?
Speaker 5 (02:04:51):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 11 (02:04:54):
All right, good because I hate for you to just
besmirch the fine people Blians.
Speaker 5 (02:05:00):
Yeah. No, it's many of whom are listeners of the
show ROP And I'll be goddamned if I let you insult,
either actively or passively, the citizens of a town to
which I have never even been. It's hard to describe
it because there are two amazingly separate parts of it. Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:05:19):
It's like there the twain shall meet.
Speaker 5 (02:05:21):
Yeah, the college sort of sits at like a y
and then getting down one way and it's oh so
and the other.
Speaker 2 (02:05:27):
See, it's like a literal fork in the road.
Speaker 11 (02:05:29):
And if you go to one side, you got Morris
Day and the overnight after hours party, and on the
other side it's like Greek roll the mall.
Speaker 5 (02:05:38):
It's like everything is there. There's sheets and get goes
like name, name, anything you could think of is on
that strip seven eleven.
Speaker 2 (02:05:45):
There's probably two fourteen twenty two where I come.
Speaker 11 (02:05:51):
Okay, Well, anyway, there's a lot going on on that
other side of Alliance. Apparently not only any of this
stuff was on campus. The meer is over there on
the campside. And then this guy maybe he is dating
a student and was perloining. Well no, but that's that's
still joy for her. That's still gonna be the Alliance.
(02:06:13):
The Walmart is on that same stretch, but that's the
Alliance Walmart.
Speaker 5 (02:06:17):
You know what I mean. But you're a jet.
Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
You're a jet to the end.
Speaker 9 (02:06:24):
How do you do?
Speaker 7 (02:06:25):
And Rob?
Speaker 17 (02:06:26):
This is Jerry from Bruns, Turkey. Now, Alan, I don't
care what baseball team you root for. I don't care
what pop you drink. Just keep on wearing that granny
wig that you always wear on camera and I'll be
fine with all that.
Speaker 2 (02:06:44):
You son of a bitch. How dare you granny wig?
Speaker 5 (02:06:47):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
What the hell's going on over here?
Speaker 5 (02:06:49):
I don't know, Man, these are your fans.
Speaker 11 (02:06:53):
Don't let the door hit you with a good lord splitcher,
That's what I'll say. I'll be I'll be magnanimous in
my trub all right, Fine, probably some bald dude calling
me to give me a hard time about my hair. Fine,
have your fun, sir or madam.
Speaker 5 (02:07:13):
Couldn't tell from the voy, I guess, he said Jerry
from Bruns, Tucky, with what I'm sure is a one
hundred percent real accent.
Speaker 3 (02:07:21):
I know.
Speaker 11 (02:07:25):
Alliance is a meth den. Someone said, yeah, but that's
more about rural Ohio than Alliance in particular. You know
what I mean, Like you get outside and and not
like the cities are great either, but still you take
my point.
Speaker 5 (02:07:39):
It's just yeah, it's just different. It's all. It's two
completely different parts to it all. And I live an
Alliance and Isle say it.
Speaker 11 (02:07:47):
It's an well he calls it a really really bad name,
a really bad.
Speaker 5 (02:07:53):
Does it rhyme with anything? Or can you not even
do that?
Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
Yes, it rhymes with.
Speaker 5 (02:08:03):
Smucking. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:08:10):
Yes, it rhymes with a lot of things.
Speaker 11 (02:08:12):
And I will be avoiding all of them because I
respect people of Alliance, Ohio and the students and faculty
at Mount Union, one of whom is the beloved daughter
of our very own Robert Enward Anthony. Yes, well, congratulations,
And I mean she's she's barely into her college career.
Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
She's a freshman, she is. Yeah, but she saks into
freshman year and all.
Speaker 5 (02:08:39):
The stuff that she's doing. She's going to like you know,
frat houses and parties and things like that. Like she's
not going to after hours clubs at all?
Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
Right, does she know where to get morning after pills?
Shut up, Allan, No, she does not have no need
for them.
Speaker 7 (02:09:00):
Damn The Allan Cox Show on one, Alan Cox.
Speaker 19 (02:09:12):
A drummer being the real musician, he just makes a
noise if he played the violin or the piano and
of it made sense, but the drums.
Speaker 6 (02:09:39):
Take whatever.
Speaker 7 (02:09:44):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (02:09:45):
Thursday, by the way, on the show, The Return of
the Hilarious and Lovely Kelsey Cook is during the weekend
at Hilarities, part of the big fortieth anniversary festivities.
Speaker 21 (02:09:56):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (02:09:56):
These days you're most likely to see her doing shows
in theaters. So see Kelsey Cook these days. She and
her man Chad Daniels out there doing stuff. So she
will be back in here on Thursday. Love catching up
with her very fine. Well, it was a very tenuous
plan to begin with. When they said there was going
(02:10:18):
to be a Bad Company reunion at the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Saturday in LA
that has already fallen apart.
Speaker 5 (02:10:25):
Whoops.
Speaker 11 (02:10:26):
Paul Rodgers had a series of strokes and he said, oh,
good news. I mean, he probably wanted it more than
anyone else, because there wasn't much daylight between his announcement
that he and Simon Kirk would reunite at the induction
and the announcement today that he has to bow out.
Speaker 5 (02:10:43):
That sucks.
Speaker 11 (02:10:44):
I have to prioritize my health, is what he says. Yeah,
so that's a bummer. Bad Company is getting inducted. He
and Simon Kirk, the last two people in that band.
Simon Kirk, I think, the only guy who's been there
from the very beginning. They're getting inducted, along with Soundgarden,
(02:11:05):
an outcast, the White Stripes, Warren Z von Cydey Lauper.
Who's the old blues person no one has ever heard
of who's getting inducted. There's always one or two of those.
Last time it was in Cleveland, it was sister Rosetta Tharp.
Speaker 2 (02:11:20):
I shouldn't say nobody's heard of, but I mean you've
got to be a real music geek to know who
she is. Fortunately I am.
Speaker 11 (02:11:28):
Paul Rodgers says that he really wanted to perform for
the fans, but he really needs to prioritize his health. Boy,
that jam is going to be amazing, rob. I mean,
(02:11:55):
Simon Kirk's the only one going to be there to
get inducted, right, thank you? I that yeah, that sounds good, boy.
(02:12:15):
I'll tell you what, Ladies and gentlemen, Bad Couple of Day,
Sam Kirk from Bad Couple of Days, All right, well, cool,
glad to hear it. Very exciting for them, But Paul
Rodgers will not be there for uh.
Speaker 2 (02:12:32):
The just be Simon Kirk. Maybe he can sit in
with some other people.
Speaker 7 (02:12:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:12:39):
I mean it is a not a lot of heavy
lifting of that song.
Speaker 11 (02:12:42):
A great song though, So it'll be guest singers performing
alongside Simon Kirk.
Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
And some other musicians.
Speaker 11 (02:12:53):
I think that's why, in a strange way, this year
is shaping up to be a really cool year for Collapse,
right because Chris Cornell's gone, So it's going to be
like Soundgarden is going to be Taylor Momson and Jerry
Can Trowell and Kim Thale and who even knows if
Meg White is going to show up?
Speaker 5 (02:13:12):
Prop I think, do you think I do? All right?
I think they will do a full blown set, Okay,
the white stripe.
Speaker 11 (02:13:22):
The white stripes and yeah, and so now Bad Company
is going to be Signon kirkback at there on the
drums and.
Speaker 5 (02:13:31):
Whoever he'll be collaborating with.
Speaker 11 (02:13:35):
It'll be cool whatever it is. No, I agree it
is Saturday. I think it airs live on Disney or something.
It airs live somewhere Hulu maybe, but that's Disney, the
same company, and then they air it later on Disney
and then they do like the condensed two hour version.
Speaker 5 (02:13:53):
I think on New Year's Day.
Speaker 11 (02:13:55):
Bad Company last performed in Vegas October twenty nineteen. Pre
COVID is the last time they played, and so Paul
Rodgers leaving a message on the Bad Company Instagram account
saying that obviously his hope was to be at the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I have no problem singing,
he says, it's the stress of everything else. Thanks for understanding.
(02:14:18):
There's got to be more to it, right, Well, you
don't want to go out there and halfway through realize
that you've made a terrible mistake, right, right, and so,
but you're.
Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
Also going to go that's not my voice. My voice
is as amazing.
Speaker 5 (02:14:33):
As it ever been. Yeah, but you could still be there.
You could still do like what Ozzie did and sort
of just participate, you know what I mean? Like, I
don't know where is Let me find some live Bad Company.
Oh there's such a good band. Yeah, do we have
any in the Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:14:51):
I had some earlier and now for some reason I
can't seem to find it. Not that one, he said, Yeah, yeah,
thank you for being part of fantasy.
Speaker 7 (02:15:10):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:15:10):
He worked the name of the song into the banter run.
Speaker 5 (02:15:14):
That's how you do it.
Speaker 2 (02:15:18):
Guess who I feel Guess who?
Speaker 6 (02:15:20):
I feel like.
Speaker 7 (02:15:21):
Making love to you? Yoh what?
Speaker 2 (02:15:27):
Thank you for being part of our rock and roll fantasy.
Speaker 5 (02:15:30):
You're right there in the front row with the big guns.
I feel like making love to you.
Speaker 6 (02:15:38):
You look like a shooting star.
Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
That you the crowd, that's you. Okay, he still sounds good.
Speaker 5 (02:15:54):
There sounds great. When was this I don't know eighty one?
Speaker 2 (02:16:02):
No, this was probably I don't know, ten years ago,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:16:08):
He sounds great.
Speaker 2 (02:16:09):
Yeah, front of the Firm.
Speaker 11 (02:16:10):
Toured with Queen for a while, Paul Rodgers and Queen
prior to the Adam Lambert administration. And you know, that's
when you get the audience to sine. And it was
called Queen and Paul Rodgers. He wasn't going to be
buried in the you know. They called it QPR and
it was him and Brian May and Roger Taylor and
(02:16:32):
they played. They toured for probably four or five years, yeah,
on the mid odds. And it was never supposed to
be permanent. It was back when Brian May still had
brown hair, So of course Paul Rodgers was artificially coloring
his hair for a long time too. He had like
that jet brown goateem. You know, you're like he looked
(02:16:55):
like he was rendered out of wax and clay or something.
Speaker 2 (02:16:58):
Anyway, Paul Rodgers will not be there on Saturday for
the Bad Company reunion, saying that he needs to prioritize
his health and obviously he should.
Speaker 5 (02:17:09):
Sounds like it's probably way worse than what he's leading on.
Speaker 11 (02:17:12):
Well, I mean, yeah, I think that it sounded like
he really wanted for everything to be okay, and so
maybe even by his own admission, he made the announcement
prematurely that he was going to be there and performing
or whatever. But then you get up to it and
you're like, I gotta fly, I gotta walk to the airport,
that whole thing. I mean, nobody, even if you're in
(02:17:34):
tip top health, you don't want to do that. Paul
Rodgers's nickname was the Voice. Oh like when they call
San Francisco the city, the Voice.
Speaker 5 (02:17:48):
There's only one city you can call the city. That's
New York City, New York City, New York City, New
York City.
Speaker 11 (02:18:00):
Yeah, well the people in San Francisco call it the
city sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:18:07):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 11 (02:18:15):
Well nobody but nobody in Boston calls it bean Town,
and nobody in San Francisco calls it Frisco.
Speaker 19 (02:18:22):
You know, you really are the most devious Boston in Neilia, You.
Speaker 2 (02:18:32):
Really are the most devious Bosstony in New City. Yep, yes,
thank you, you're.
Speaker 5 (02:18:43):
We're talking.
Speaker 2 (02:18:47):
Paul Rodgers the voice.
Speaker 11 (02:18:48):
I wonder if the NBC Competition program has to pay
him a residual because he called himself. I wonder if
he had ever had it trademarked Paul Rodgers the voice.
Speaker 5 (02:18:58):
You smell that?
Speaker 2 (02:19:00):
Did you fart?
Speaker 5 (02:19:01):
I did not? Is that your way of telling no, no, no,
no no. It smells like cut the cheese. Are we
getting that cooking smell again?
Speaker 11 (02:19:10):
I don't smell anything, you mean from the residences upstairs.
Remember last time, it was like it was coming up
from the floors, but like a casserole. Yeah, somebody had
some schwarma going the lists Brussels sproutsy and I did
not fart.
Speaker 5 (02:19:24):
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
I would tell you I didn't have Brussels sprouts. Today
there are days in which there are Brussels sprouts in
my meal prep.
Speaker 5 (02:19:32):
I love a Brussels sproute. I do do what this is?
Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 11 (02:19:36):
This is not an anti sprout tirade, nor is it
dismisses of the people of the fine.
Speaker 5 (02:19:43):
City of Brussels. I don't know what it is. Something
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:19:47):
Jean Claude van Dam the original Brussels sprout.
Speaker 5 (02:19:53):
Muscles from Brussels.
Speaker 11 (02:19:56):
I was reading that they just I was Tony in Tokyo.
I was reading that they developed artificial muscles. Oh boy,
how do you like that? Now you don't like the
food muscles? No, but everybody's trying to get more muscles.
Speaker 2 (02:20:15):
Oh you're talking about actual like your body muscles, Yes, okay,
artificial muscles.
Speaker 11 (02:20:20):
Scientists, and you know how hard scientists work. Scientists think
that they have stumbled onto or worked to achieve artificial muscles.
Now here's the problem. You're not going to be putting
these in human because that's what now where the money is.
You're going to be giving them to robots. And that's
(02:20:41):
what sucks. Every advance now is going to be pointed
toward humanoid robots, automatons, rob and the eventual singularity were
going to be left behind.
Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
Why would they need muscles? Yeah, they just rash us
about the head, neck, and chest, but can't.
Speaker 5 (02:21:01):
They make them a million times stronger without using human
type muscles.
Speaker 11 (02:21:08):
Engineers in South Korea developed what they're calling an artificial muscle.
They can lift more than four thousand times its own weight.
So I'm sure this is nothing more than a system
of levers and pulleys, and they're calling it an artificial muscle.
Speaker 2 (02:21:22):
But uh, what are you gonna do.
Speaker 3 (02:21:26):
Now?
Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
I will say my very real muscle, Uh, was worked
with that.
Speaker 11 (02:21:32):
Sidney Sweeney, Oh my god photo that was going around photo.
Speaker 5 (02:21:36):
I've seen the videos now, but I loved.
Speaker 11 (02:21:38):
All the maga women talking heads, their heads exploding over
Sydney Sweeney's that silver transparent dress.
Speaker 2 (02:21:47):
I just got quite the rack.
Speaker 5 (02:21:49):
Am a fan?
Speaker 11 (02:21:50):
Well, it's funny all the coverage that it got, except
there were the black boxes where their breasts were blurred
and all the articles. It's like, what's the point of
talking about this if you're going to blur the subject
of the story. First of all, who cares if this
woman is wearing a transparent dress.
Speaker 5 (02:22:08):
Let her do what she wants to do. I had
no problem, didn't bother me here at all.
Speaker 11 (02:22:14):
But a lot of women lost, they got damn minds.
And her movie coming out where she plays a boxer.
It's a biopic. I forget the boxer's last name. Her
name is Christy.
Speaker 5 (02:22:27):
This is that movie.
Speaker 11 (02:22:28):
It's Oscar Bait because Sidney Sweeney like uglies herself up
for lack of a better term, Right, Charlie's did it
in Monster, got herself some dental appliances.
Speaker 2 (02:22:37):
Oh, she's so.
Speaker 11 (02:22:38):
Brave, no makeup. That's what Sidney Sweeney is doing. Next,
She's like, I can't build my career on just these
dumb rom coms. So she's playing a boxer, Christy Martin
in a boxer and it's it's Oscar bait. There's one
thousand dollars for you. Last keyword of the day, will
(02:23:00):
fire it up tomorrow morning again nine thirty with RMG. So,
I hope you win just under the wire today. Good luck,
This is your chance.
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Speaker 2 (02:23:23):
Of course, speaking of Sidney Sweeney, I'm sure you saw
the photo of her and Sophie Cunningham.
Speaker 5 (02:23:30):
Not familiar now the.
Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Object of your.
Speaker 5 (02:23:35):
Interest.
Speaker 11 (02:23:36):
Sophie Cunningham, of course, is an accomplished athlete with the
Indiana Fever and I assume probably Rob's Hall pass. And
there was a photo of her and Sydney Sweeney because
of what she posted, Yes, yeah, because they what she
had attended a not a fever game. Where were they together.
(02:23:57):
I'm not sure it was a NASCAR thing or something.
They were like both at the same event. Sidney Sweeney
makes appearance at NASCAR Championship in Amzonia and takes a
photo with Sophie Cunningham, who, by the way, I'd never
really seen Sophie Cunningham outside of a game photo. She's lovely. Yeah, yeah,
(02:24:18):
I mean it's you know, put makeup on her and
but I'd never seen her. I'd never seen her kind
of glammed up. She's wearing a jersey, but I've never
really seen her glammed up.
Speaker 5 (02:24:27):
It's cute. You should you should look that.
Speaker 11 (02:24:29):
Not that I was doubting you, it's just, you know,
there's a lid for every pot. Sidney Sweeney making the
rounds promoting this box boxing movie, and so she's going
to a lot of events. She was at NASCAR and
hanging out with one Sophia cunning him. Oh, she spoke
at the thing too, well, how do you like them apples?
Speaker 3 (02:24:50):
See Sidney Sweeney, she is here at the raceway, not
the same outfit that we've all seen.
Speaker 5 (02:24:57):
Or he didn't say nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:25:01):
Oh, I thought we were gonna hear her, not the
dumb talking guy. I can't see her boobs. Well, but
that's what everybody was paying attention to.
Speaker 5 (02:25:12):
Did you see what when? When Sophie Cunningham shared it?
Did you see what.
Speaker 6 (02:25:16):
What?
Speaker 5 (02:25:17):
She wrote? No Sidney Sweeney, No, Sophie Cunningham. She she
shared it on her Instagram and she said one of
us forgot our that the T word at homes teets
at home and she made like the winky emoji. I
see because Sophie Cunningham is a very well known for
(02:25:38):
her chestiness, and Sidney Sweeney clearly is.
Speaker 11 (02:25:42):
Very known for her chestiness. She's got those Billie Eilish
eyes too. I think that's part of her appeal. She
has those very kind of heavy lidded look. You know,
obviously the boobs don't hurt. I was thinking that I
had never seen anything with Sidney Sweeney in it. I
didn't watch Euphoria. I didn't see the rom coms and
things like that, but I forgot she was in The
White Lotus. I think before she blew up, she was
(02:26:04):
in the White Lotus.
Speaker 5 (02:26:05):
So I saw her in that.
Speaker 11 (02:26:06):
She was in a Handmaid's Tale, which I don't watch,
but she was in this wild movie a couple of
years ago. I think she was taken a big swing
with this movie called Immaculate. You ever seen Immaculate? I
think this went right past people where she plays a
nun who gets I think knocked up by a demon
(02:26:27):
or something or she and it's got a wild ending,
and I think it did okay when it was out,
but I haven't I've never even talked to another human
who's seen this movie. But she was clearly trying to
do different things, and yeah, I thought it was great.
Speaker 5 (02:26:47):
It's bloody.
Speaker 2 (02:26:49):
That was the only season Sidney Sweeney in a Habit.
Speaker 5 (02:26:52):
What was the show you mentioned on HBO?
Speaker 2 (02:26:54):
She was on the White Load. That was the only
season I've watched.
Speaker 11 (02:26:57):
Yeah, she was like a tertiary character. He was one
of the daughters, one of the mean girls or something. Yeah,
that was I think I knew she came from Euphoria.
But I didn't watch that show. That's clearly not for me.
But I know she blew up from that. But yeah,
her and Sophie Cunningham. Speaking of shows, did you finish
us Low Horses? I did pretty good. I like the
(02:27:18):
way they left it. I forget that that show only
has six episodes per season. That's why they can crank
out the season so fast.
Speaker 5 (02:27:24):
Yeah, and the sixth seat.
Speaker 11 (02:27:26):
That got renewed for two more the showrunners leaving, but
they got renewed for two more.
Speaker 5 (02:27:30):
Even if the show runners leave it, I think they
have the formula, you know what I mean, Like you
just go with what they're doing. It's really good. Yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
And uh, season six I don't think is very far behind.
Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
Well, like you said it, five episodes or six episode seasons,
it's easy to shoot him quick. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27:48):
Alan Sidney Sweeney shows her cans a bunch in Euphoria. Yeah,
that was my understanding. She's naked that a lot, right.
Speaker 5 (02:27:55):
I couldn't get past just because the age of my daughters.
I couldn't get past the fat that Zendeia was in
that show in that particular type of role, because she
was Casey undercover on Nickelodeon, Like, that's what I knew
of Zendaea.
Speaker 11 (02:28:10):
When my older kids, my daughter specifically, and my older
daughter was little, she watched her on a show called
shake It Up. Yeah, okay, that's what I knew her
from her and Bella Thorne, right, I think those people
shake it Up and then it went shake it Up. Ye,
Casey Undercover was her next one, and yeah, okay that
was so I couldn't get past that. I'm like, I
can't watch this show because I still see her as
(02:28:32):
that that character I.
Speaker 2 (02:28:33):
See well, which is precisely why she's trying to branch
out rob Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:28:37):
For sure, she's done a lot of great stuff since
I could probably go back and watch it now, you
know what I mean. But I think at that point
it was like I still had young kids, and it
was she didn't belong in that role. For me, it's
felt weird.
Speaker 11 (02:28:49):
Or at the very least, didn't want your kids to
be in the room when you watched it. Fair but no,
it's time to go to bed, dad, It's six thirty.
Speaker 5 (02:29:00):
Go to bed, early to bed, early to rise.
Speaker 2 (02:29:04):
Mm hmm, Alan, why is today National Chicken Lady Day.
Speaker 5 (02:29:10):
I didn't know that it was chicken no idea.
Speaker 1 (02:29:15):
God, you're not too right.
Speaker 2 (02:29:17):
I have a chicken lady, A chicken lady, yeah, and
I love life.
Speaker 5 (02:29:20):
Do you love life?
Speaker 3 (02:29:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:29:22):
Yeah, I call you because I put that in my
personal lane Chicken mighty loves life.
Speaker 6 (02:29:28):
Gee.
Speaker 2 (02:29:28):
I never took that literally. I never really, never really
took chicken lady literally.
Speaker 5 (02:29:36):
You're not too bright.
Speaker 11 (02:29:37):
No, of course there's ny from kids in the hall
is the Chicken Lady. But I can't imagine it's for that.
Kids will all get their own national day in these
United States, National Chicken Lady Day honors Doctor Marthenia Dupre
(02:29:58):
worked for the second largest Chicken restaurant in the world
as director of community relations. Doctor Dupree became known as
the Chicken Lady. Imagine, you have busted your ass all right,
not only as a woman but as a black woman,
to get to the point where you are a doctor, right,
and you get to this point and you've established yourself
(02:30:21):
in your industry among your peers, and they go, Nope,
you're the chicken Lady.
Speaker 2 (02:30:28):
Oh cool, cool, awesome. It doesn't really get other than that.
Speaker 11 (02:30:33):
I don't know what the hell that's for a national
Chicken Lady Day was created in two thousand and one
as a thank you to doctor Dupree, not to be
confused with your cousin dupri h Okay or Robbie Duprie.
Speaker 2 (02:30:48):
Let's steal Away into the Night?
Speaker 5 (02:30:51):
Isn't that him? There's one there we go?
Speaker 11 (02:30:54):
Yeah, that's all right, bye? You like your yacht rock
Robbie dupre I don't know that this guy did anything
else that. He's probably still touring. Didn't need to singing.
Uh what was his other one? He did have a
follow up, did he?
Speaker 7 (02:31:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (02:31:10):
I just heard it on something and I was like,
oh wait, the Jesus it was all from the same album. Oh,
hot Rod Hearts. Remember hot Rod Hearts? Now, I went
to college with Rod Hearts. I don't think the song
was about him, but he was a tractor so that.
Speaker 7 (02:31:31):
Just like you.
Speaker 2 (02:31:38):
He's seventy eight.
Speaker 7 (02:31:40):
Man.
Speaker 11 (02:31:44):
I thought this was a number one song, rob It
only got to number six. But again, I can't condone theft,
but boy, yeah, he contributed the song girls in Cars
to the World Wrestling Federation and another This is a guy,
(02:32:05):
the steal Away guy has two big songs with the WWE.
Speaker 5 (02:32:09):
How about that?
Speaker 9 (02:32:13):
All right?
Speaker 11 (02:32:14):
Anyway, I'm sure, he's probably doing yacht rock. You go
up there, do your one song. Hey, Hare's steal away
again the Allen Cox.
Speaker 6 (02:32:22):
Show on one, let's call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (02:32:29):
If you don't deserve anything, get deserved to get smacked
in the station, kicked in the two.
Speaker 3 (02:32:36):
Six seven eight one double oh seven or one three
eight one.
Speaker 6 (02:32:39):
Double o seven.
Speaker 11 (02:32:43):
Thank you, sir gets the message. You know, we do
a metal show here on the buzzard. All No, we're
off this Saturday night. We'll be back on the fifteenth,
two hours to midnight. It's a lot of fun boy.
I'll tell you what, Rob. I don't know if you've
(02:33:03):
ever heard the show that we do, but it is
a root and tooting time, nothing but heavy metal in
all of its forms. You know, it is a Jeanjean
that really takes its liberties with the form. You'll notice
the sleep tokenification of metal these days on a band's
kind of expanding the form. That's great, this Jean, this jewel,
(02:33:27):
this jewel the great to Alex Trebek, of course, well, clip,
we like to play.
Speaker 5 (02:33:35):
This popular genre, this sixth letter genre, this Genrejean, we
do a metal show, so again, yes on hiatus this
Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
I think Cavs basketball might be late or something like that,
but then we'll be back next Saturday night starts at
ten o'clock.
Speaker 11 (02:33:50):
It's called two hours to Midnight, an homage to the
Iron Maiden song two minutes to Midnight. And it's me
and it's Corey Roddick and it's Pat Butler and the
three of us. That we go to a lot of shows,
and most of those are metal shows, and so on
Saturday nights we'll play back one hundred twenty minutes of nothing.
But so I mentioned this only because if you're in
(02:34:12):
a local band, we want to hear what you're doing.
Or if there's just requests that you want, email us.
It's two htm.
Speaker 2 (02:34:20):
WMMS dot com.
Speaker 7 (02:34:23):
Rob.
Speaker 11 (02:34:25):
Another year has gone by and neither of us was
voted People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 5 (02:34:35):
Just missed it again, huh now usual? Oh no, we
were not even in the running. We oh we missed it.
So oh god.
Speaker 2 (02:34:43):
Oh I looked at the rundown. You and I were
number well, you were thirty seven.
Speaker 11 (02:34:51):
I was number six million, nine hundred and seventy two thousand,
six hundred and thirty.
Speaker 5 (02:34:56):
Two thirty seven.
Speaker 2 (02:34:57):
Many good, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (02:35:00):
I was runner up two years ago.
Speaker 11 (02:35:01):
I have no clue who the dude is. A guy
named Jonathan Bailey. I think he's gay, which is neither
here nor there. But this is usually geared. It's historically
been geared to women. It's primarily who reads People magazine,
and I guess, uh, gay men. Jonathan Bailey, Jonathan Bailey.
(02:35:23):
I guess he's in Bridgerton, which I don't watch, but
that's a huge show. He's in the Wicked movie, so
obviously there's a lot of people who know who this
guy is. I had just never heard of him or
seen him.
Speaker 2 (02:35:33):
Wicked, Yeah, Wicked, Yeah, this is uh eh, it's a
it's a movie about as I understand, it's a movie about.
Speaker 6 (02:35:41):
The the.
Speaker 5 (02:35:44):
I couldn't get a hold of it. Uh, Wicked's a
wicked good movie, dude. It's about it's about that.
Speaker 2 (02:35:51):
It's about the big dig Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:35:53):
I thought all about it in Salem, dude, that's where
The Witch Is started.
Speaker 2 (02:35:59):
I thought it was a movie about when the Red
Sox are in the world series.
Speaker 5 (02:36:03):
That was Wicked good too, man.
Speaker 11 (02:36:05):
Yeah, so you and I for one more year are
not People Magazines Sexiest man Alive. Even though I told them,
should either one of us win, we will happily share
it with the other.
Speaker 5 (02:36:22):
He's a handsome fellow, but I don't see sexiest Man Alive.
I mean there's some tough competition. Hugh, you're looking dude,
you know, I mean yet, like Michael B. Jordan was
in a couple of years ago. Right, yeah, but he's
already been it, I know. I'm just saying. And if
he ain't for it, you're again. I think you can
be multiple times, can't you. Hasn't Clooney been it like
fifteen times?
Speaker 7 (02:36:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:36:41):
Brad Pitt of those guys Sexiest Man Alive Krazinsky was
there a couple of years ago. Yeah, well you get
you know, results may vary, but I had never heard
of the guy.
Speaker 11 (02:36:56):
Or seen him in anything. But he's a scene stealer.
Bridgerton is like a bodice ripper. Right, that's the show.
Like it's like a British royal show or something that
girls get all wet in the shorts for right, Isn't
that what it is?
Speaker 5 (02:37:15):
I think?
Speaker 11 (02:37:15):
So it's like a Harlequin novel, a live action. It's
been on for a few years. Gotta have it moist,
all right?
Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
Well, there's Rob's take on it. Yeah, Brad Pitt's been
three times. Uh huh, Hey, your guy was Sexiest Man
Alive nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
Who's my guy? Sean Qannity open hundred slap if you
don't vote me, shuckshall a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:37:42):
Well, how does this work? So sexiest Man Alive?
Speaker 6 (02:37:46):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:37:46):
Never mind, I missed the junior part? Why not sexiest
dead man? Well, that's what I was wondering because nineteen
eighty eight it said JFK. All right, I was like, well,
how's that possible?
Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
Well?
Speaker 11 (02:37:56):
Also, when was the last wild pitch? Yeah, the colonies
in the pits and the JFK junior Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:38:04):
Paul Rudd twenty twenty one.
Speaker 11 (02:38:06):
I mean he's got chick lit teeth. But other than that,
like Paul Rudd has ohio teeth. You know, a lot
of gums, tiny square teeth. Paul Rudd's got that right, Yeah,
but he's charming as all get out.
Speaker 5 (02:38:20):
Blake Shelton twenty seventeen, Sexiest Man Alive?
Speaker 2 (02:38:24):
I mean, bigfast. I guess you got to make the rounds, right,
you got, man?
Speaker 11 (02:38:28):
I wonder if you campaign for it like a star,
you know, how like you have to be sponsored to
get a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and
then you largely pay for it.
Speaker 2 (02:38:36):
I wonder if sexiest Man.
Speaker 5 (02:38:38):
Alive is like that. Johnny Depp's been there twice, and
he just looks like he stinks, doesn't he Like, he
looks like he smells.
Speaker 11 (02:38:46):
Well, he smokes cigarettes and he smells. He probably that
is like Patulli and yeah, he's the same with Ethan Hawk.
I'm watching the show with Ethan Hawk, and I'm like,
you know, this guy stinks.
Speaker 5 (02:38:54):
He smells just certain people you can look at and
get it, like a guy smells yep eddris Elba. Yeah,
I agree. And then John Legend was the year after. Yeah,
from Ohio.
Speaker 11 (02:39:06):
Good looking do too. But I mean, like, who was
the last. I guess you're not gonna have like Peter Dinklice. No,
there's not gonna be any real wild pitches.
Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
But well, let's see. I mean, I'm not seeing anybody
that you're like, yeah, no, that doesn't belive. This is
the reason that neither you or I were even considered.
Matthew mcconaughguhe yeah, he was two thousand and five. You
would think he'd be on there numerous times.
Speaker 2 (02:39:35):
Allen, it takes a specific type of reference to make
me cream my jeans, But that Robbie Dupre did it.
This is the radio I'm here for. It's funny.
Speaker 11 (02:39:46):
You know. I got a message from a guy who
was really upset because he said my show, he goes
you play too much music. Right, we talk about music
and we'll play it. And you know, you and I
aren't that far apart in ager some years younger than me,
but we've been doing this job for so long that
we know a lot of the musical references that you know.
And so it's an interesting turn of events, right where
(02:40:09):
when I first came to Cleveland, everybody was complaining to
me that I didn't play any music.
Speaker 5 (02:40:15):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (02:40:16):
And you know, now it's gone the way of, hey,
there's too much.
Speaker 11 (02:40:20):
Music in your show. Well we're talking about it. I'm
gonna play it underneath. But that's crazy. Okay, Well, there
you go, Robbie Dupree. That was for the one person there.
Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
And you're looking for the dreaming of the gene Yes, listen, Dave,
are you creaming your genes?
Speaker 6 (02:40:42):
All right?
Speaker 5 (02:40:43):
Are you sure you're not lying? Goddamn baby, I won't
tell you what's all right? To make sure you were
taking for really?
Speaker 2 (02:40:56):
Yeah, yep, ooh woo woo he winds up.
Speaker 5 (02:41:05):
I love that. Wow it starts loud. Woo ooh.
Speaker 3 (02:41:20):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (02:41:22):
Whoa whoa anyway, all right.
Speaker 11 (02:41:33):
And also, it was seventeen years ago tonight the Barack
Obama became the president of the United States. I was
there in Grant Park with two hundred and fifty thousand
other people as he delivered his acceptance speech in his
(02:41:54):
home city of Chicago.
Speaker 5 (02:41:55):
Right there.
Speaker 11 (02:41:56):
I used to live, not live, I worked. I worked
for this company. In an earlier iteration, this is when
I was doing sales and our what used to be
called clear Channel. This company's radio stations and offices were
in the same building, the same high rise downtown as
Obama's campaign headquarters, which means during the campaign we were
(02:42:19):
on the street.
Speaker 2 (02:42:21):
For bomb threats multiple times a week. Oh, that was
a lot of fun. And then what did Clear Channel
do on inauguration Day? Fired ninety eight percent of the company.
Speaker 5 (02:42:30):
I was one of them.
Speaker 11 (02:42:31):
Yeah, yeah, last hired, first fired. It was a bloodbath.
Oh that was the worst Obama's inauguration.
Speaker 5 (02:42:38):
Everybody's talking about that. So look over here. You're all fired.
That's just how white folks will do you.
Speaker 11 (02:42:45):
But it was easily the best president of my lifetime.
And it was a big, big night. He talked about
his maternal grandmother, who had died just a couple of
days earlier. Millions of people around the globe watched. Obviously
America's first and dare I say last, black president, given
(02:43:09):
the tenor of things now, But oh, common sense was
a good while it lasted. Yes, seventeen years ago, it's crazy,
that really is crazy. Yeah, girls were little girls. Michelle
was seventeen years younger, and you know, crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:43:33):
Wild seventeen years ago, no rumors over having a penis
just the world was a happier place.
Speaker 11 (02:43:39):
Well, nothing like that. Well listen, there were plenty of
people who are pissed off they won. But I mean
it certainly wasn't anything like now. You had dummies running around,
go we solved racism. I mean that was ridiculous too,
but sure it was. It was an emotional evening. I'm
a white guy and it was emotional. You know, it
was like a lot of people cry there in Grant Park,
(02:44:02):
November fourth, two thousand and eight. I'm going to be
in Parma Heights, by the way, on Sunday when the
Browns are on the road. So am I and we
do that bud light football face off. Want to get
yourself to Vegas? You get a good arm, say what
you get that pig skin through the holes and you
might be headed there. So I'm gonna be at Rookies
(02:44:23):
on Sunday right there on one thirtieth. Haven't been there
in a minute, but I'd like Rookies a lot, a
lot of pool tables, a good nice long bar. People
learned to estimate the power of a long bar rob
and dig Rookies a lot. So I will I'll just
come out and say it, making my triumphant return to
(02:44:44):
Rookies Sunday noon to two. If you go to WMMS
dot com you can see the schedule of appearances.
Speaker 2 (02:44:51):
But Browns will be in Where do they play the
Metal Lands? Where the Jets play?
Speaker 5 (02:44:56):
Yeah? Metal Lands? Yeah, the Jets play in Ji Stadium. Well,
I mean they don't call it that anymore, but that
was always the thing. The Jets never had their own field.
They play where the Giants play. They play in the
same arena. But is it yeah, Okay, Well now it's
called it's uh uh that I remember. The Metal Lands
(02:45:17):
is the complex, yeah, but Giant Stadium is called it's
in Jersey though, yes, yeah, quested, No, the met Life Stadium.
Oh yeah, so that's where they both play. It's shared.
Back in the day, you would see all the Giants
blue and they would like hang tarps over the front
for the Jets. Right, the Jets have just always been
(02:45:37):
the turd, and now they have like these, the signs flip,
so one week it's Giant Stadium, the next week it is.
You see all the Jets crap. But didn't the Jets.
Speaker 11 (02:45:47):
The Jets, though, were part they were part of another league, right,
like they got brought into the NFL when that got founded.
Speaker 5 (02:45:54):
Yeah, the Jets are an old team. Yeah, they but
they suck. Oh it's so great. Well people here can
identify with that. Oh I know, But I care more
about the Jets being bad than any team I like
being good.
Speaker 11 (02:46:07):
One of five teams never to win a conference championship
since nineteen seventy, along with the Cleveland Browns, the Detroit Lions,
Jacksonville Jaguars, and the Houston Texans. What dubious company to
be in, right, What an honor the Jets. But that
(02:46:30):
fan base is similar to the Cleveland Browns fan base
in that they are undeterred. They are putting the turd
in underturd. They are the turds.
Speaker 6 (02:46:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (02:46:40):
Why do people dunk on the Jets so much? Like
they've got fans? Why does everybody give the Jets such
a hard time?
Speaker 5 (02:46:48):
I do it constantly. My cousin Tommy is a huge
Jet fan. Okay, I any opportunity that I'll call him
right now on speaker and just tell him the Jets
suck and hang up, like it's just fun for me
because he didn't grow up a Jet fan. His wife
is a Jet fan, so it's like he's from Jersey.
Speaker 2 (02:47:06):
They both are. Yeah, okay, but he like he asked
for this, Like he grew.
Speaker 5 (02:47:09):
Up a Giants fan, and now he's a Jets fan
and the Jets just blow and he spends all this
money on these great season tickets and he's like, this
is gonna be the year, dude, we got what the
hell's the guy the Aaron Rodgers first play snaps his
acl I'm like, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen
in my life. Everybody's freaking out the first play and
(02:47:29):
Aaron Rodgers breaks his acl I'm like, this is just
the epitome of Jet football. They suck. Oh, I hate
him all right. That's just the Patriot fan in me though,
you know what I mean, Like, that's that's forty years
of Patriots football.
Speaker 2 (02:47:43):
Well, they got my boy Justin Fields.
Speaker 5 (02:47:45):
Oh boy, he was going to reinvent the Chicago Bears
and he was gonna do great things in New York,
hadn't they out? And nobody, I mean, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:47:54):
Just, oh, he's the pride of the Ohio State University, So.
Speaker 5 (02:47:58):
What are you gonna do? But yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 11 (02:48:03):
It's it's like, uh, it's gospel that people just crap
all over the Jets, And I've never quite Isn't that
like Joe Namath back in the day.
Speaker 2 (02:48:12):
Yeah, Like, weren't they awesome.
Speaker 5 (02:48:13):
Back in the day.
Speaker 2 (02:48:14):
Yeah, I know you can say that of a lot
of teams. But it's like, I wasn't sure what this
like vitriol.
Speaker 11 (02:48:19):
I know, if you have a metro area with two
opposing teams, one's usually gonna be okay and the other
one's gonna think, you know, cub socks whatever. But I
never quite understood why all of this like open, even
if it's comic vitriol for the Jets.
Speaker 5 (02:48:35):
I think, well that the Jets have been a punchline forever.
And if you're a fan of any of those AFC
North teams then you're going to But what precipitated that?
Speaker 11 (02:48:44):
What was the turning point where the Joe Namath Jets
people are like, excusey, guys, suck?
Speaker 2 (02:48:50):
Was it just a string of dummies?
Speaker 5 (02:48:52):
And the I think the teams, just as the teams
have progressed over time, they've gotten worse, right or the
AFC East, I should say, the AFC North is where
we are now. But I mean you had the Patriots,
the Bills, the Dolphins, and the Jets in the AFCs.
When did they start to stink? Yeah? No, nos have
sucked for God forever. I don't even know the last
(02:49:13):
time they had. Let me see last Jets.
Speaker 11 (02:49:15):
Chess Hennington, Jesus, Benny Testaverdi Boomer asiasin.
Speaker 5 (02:49:20):
Weren't they going the Boomer years? I don't think so, man. Really,
they had a ten and six record in twenty fifteen.
That was their best record in the last three decades.
They had Brett Favor five yeah. I mean they they
just suck and it's it's fun, it's good. It makes
me very very happy.
Speaker 7 (02:49:41):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (02:49:42):
But let me see the last time they won. They
have Tyrod Taylor on the team. He's the guy that
connects the steering rack to the wheels.
Speaker 7 (02:49:52):
Rob.
Speaker 5 (02:49:54):
I mean, these of the team, these dudes have since
as far back as I can see, I'm just seeing.
Lost lost in the wild card to the Patriots in
eighty five, then they won a playoff game in eighty six.
Two thousand and two, they won a wild card game,
(02:50:14):
but then lost in the divisionals. They've not done anything well, but.
Speaker 11 (02:50:19):
They Okay, so it sounds more like they've gotten to
the end and choked rather than they can't do it.
Speaker 5 (02:50:24):
In two thousand and nine, they went nine and seven,
They won the wild card against the Bengals, they won
a divisional playoff against the Chargers, and lost thirty seventeen
to the Colts in the AFC champions Okay, so I
think they just choke everywhere. They just sucked. Wow, all right, well,
and then since twenty ten they've missed the playoffs every year.
Speaker 3 (02:50:50):
I like the Cleveland Browns, And now I must leave
you as the Brady Bunch is on, and I find
four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 6 (02:50:58):
Get out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:51:00):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
(02:51:21):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you, and all well, all narrative.
Speaker 6 (02:51:30):
Remember Ovidis paid.
Speaker 1 (02:51:33):
And when you watch that Davy screen, remember it works
both ways.
Speaker 5 (02:51:41):
You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 1 (02:51:45):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Big Brother is watching you.
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