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Speaker 1 (01:14):
We're still here?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, so hello boy.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
That scared me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I know all right the iHeart acts of swinging again.
I heard oh yeah, oh boy? Well well, I mean
listen as of two to oh one on Tuesday, October
the seventh, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
We're still here.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
My name is Alan Cox. Welcome to this whatever it is.
Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's right over there. What's
up man? How about Joe Flacco going to the Bengals.
I know, I mean, with Burrow being out, I'm bringing
somebody in. Makes sense, But I thought he I mean,
that's who you want is your backup. But it also
says they like what they saw with Dylan Gabriel, right,
(01:55):
and I guess they think should do wor could be
the okay backup. So we'll see, I guess, huh, And
you just have to move down the road, right. I mean,
it's not like the guy's bought a house in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I mean, I liked, I loved Joe Flacco, so I'm
not happy to see him go.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But well, I know a lot of people were mad
because he changed his name for show biz. You know,
his full name was Joseph Flakkowitz, and a lot of
people didn't care for the fact that they thought he
was selling out by shortening it to Joe Flacco. But
so he goes down the road to the Bengals, and
so who So then who do we have?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Then?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I know we have nine other quarters, and Dylan Gabriel
will be the starter most likely because he looked good
on Sunday. Okay, He's like, was he nineteen to thirty four?
I think he had a couple of touchdowns.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
No picks.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But you give a guy one game and then you go,
he's our guy.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I mean, it's not like they got this great deal
on Flacco they got they got a fifth round pick
for him, and they sent him in a sixth So
I mean, I don't know. Again, I think it's it's
a it's a move to make a move, and it
shows a little bit of faith in what you have.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, well listen, I you know I've been questioning everything
they're doing. Anyways, wait and see.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I know nothing about any of those things, so I
just kind of look at it with I look at
it with unemotional eyes, you know, like I look at everything. Rob,
What do you want me to say?
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Right?
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our YouTube channel if you prefer to watch. I don't
know if it's coincidental, Rob, that when you were that yesterday.
You know, I look at these days of the month
calendars or whatever. I just kind of give them a
cursory glance. Yesterday. I don't even know what it means.
But yesterday was Mad Hatter Day, and it was a
day which coincidentally you were going off and Eddie Vedder
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for his choice of chepeau. You didn't care for it
at all. Well, you don't think I planned that, And
I think you got a lot of support on it.
I think there are a lot of people who are like, yes,
I agree with Rob that Eddie Vedder looks weird.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, those people weren't agreeing with me yesterday.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Except we can't. What's hard is to determine how he
looks weird. Because I mentioned that it looks like maybe
he got a little bit of cosmetic tightening or something,
but maybe not. You know, he's a guy who still
likes to have a good time. And depending on when
you get a photo of somebody, they might be having
a rough day. Maybe they were up late that night,
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you know, maybe he was little puffy from partying the
night before.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh no, he definitely had worked done you do you
think so? Yeah, look at him for sure? Okay, yeah, hey.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Ellen, you were talking about Eddie Vedder yesterday and starting
to look like a giant weirdo and stuff, and I
hadn't seen him in a while, so I looked up
some pictures. I saw the one where he's in a
hat and the plastic surgery reminds me of what Mickey
(05:33):
Rourke transformed into. It's like they went to the same person,
kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I mean, that feels like a bit of an overstatement
to say that Eddie Vedder, remember, resembles Mickey Rourke. No, No,
that guy is like the you know, he is the
prime example of when plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery can go awry.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Listen, Mickey Rourke was a good looking dude, right, you
have to wonder.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What you have to wonder what precipitated him going, I
need a you know, so one thing to get like
an I tuck or something.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is that a thing an eye tuck?
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What do they call that?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is an I tuck?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
An eye tightening? It's yeah, they like your eyelids and
they like pull stuff underneath and they like tighten it up.
Like I don't know if that's that's not necessarily what
you'd want.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'll need something right.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's I think that that's called something different what you
just did right there, when you when you pull them that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Way, like Catherine Hellman in the movie Brazil, right when
they what I was thinking, they pulled the cheeks out.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Because you just did the eyes and it looks seem
like when you know, that's different when you go a
little thinner and you just sort of like pull them
from the sides. Yeah, that's that's that's something different. I
think that we can't make jokes about any huh.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, I mean I I've been told that I have
thin lips, and I guess I never really paid attention
to them. So now I'm wondering, Rob, since we are
on camera every day, now I'm wondering if maybe I
need to go in for some filler. Which lips come in?
I only have one pair right there, Yes, thank you,
(07:05):
I sure do not everybody has both. Well, what listen,
I'm wondering if maybe I need to go in, you know,
find one of these cosmetic joints that advertise on the
show and go in and go, hey, I might need
some filler. So I'm gonna come in here one of
these days, you know, because you got to walk a
fine line with that. You don't want to walk in
look like you got you know, like you got a
(07:27):
couple of dirigibles strapped to your face. But maybe I'll
come in and I'll be, uh, I'll I don't know, Rob,
I'll have a pout of your lips.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, we can do that on TikTok Challenge. We can
try it first, go grab the shop back out of
the out of the back room there, suck it on
there and it makes like those huge like duck lips.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yes, got duck.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It makes those huge and then you can decide if
it's something you like or not. And then you don't
have to commit to it full. You can be like,
oh I do look good that try it on.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, but there's probably also filters that could do that,
and I wouldn't have to strap a shock back to
my face, true, because that sounds like it might be
moderately painful.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I also think it's super cute that you think this
place has a vacuum.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Of any kind in it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh, no, it does.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I know, it just has that.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's got the nineteen fifties stand up vacuum.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's the one that sitting outside of Kennedy's just got
the magnet on the front of it to catch all
the crap that, yeah, flies all over.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, it's made out of good old American steel. Yeah,
that vacuum that we have here at I heart Cleveland.
Whatever money they're saving by firing our colleagues today, they
sure ain't pumping into vacuum cleaners. Because I think we
have one of the original Hoover models over there in.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Over there in Keith Kennedy's off and you can hear
it from space. Yeah, very very loud. But again, it's
just a radio station, you know, sound cares.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hey, listen, you know the the cleaning crew that we
have here, they do the best with what they've got.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh, she's awesome. That woman that comes in at night.
She's the best.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I love her.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
But again, a quieter vacuum could be great for a radio,
very expensive rob very expensive. Maybe we should just buy it,
put our names on it, like you do with your lunch.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And you know how well that went. Yeah, I put
my lunch, I put my name on stuff in the fridge.
Now and as of today, nothing has been stolen. Well,
you know they I don't know if maybe that's the
precise deterrent that was required.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think just wait because now they, from what I've
heard so far, today, they haven't fired the guy that
I think is the thief, So.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Before that happens again. Yeah, but maybe that's a way
for them to kind of quietly keep me on my toes. Right,
if they keep the person you suspect is the thief
of my consumables, they keep them around, Maybe they think
that'll keep me on my toes. Maybe. Well, I guess
we'll find out. I don't know, but a lot of
(09:56):
people were in agreement with you yesterday. You might not
have been seeing them in the YouTube chat, but in
the moment I got destroyed in the chat, Well, maybe
it was the tambour of your argument. Maybe you seemed
so upset with his choice of hat, And you have
to remember there are probably a lot of people in
this audience who are listening that while wearing one of
(10:17):
those hats, true, and so they might have taken it
very personally. They might have taken it as a personal
front to them that you were ragging on him for
his choice of headwear.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But I think people also forget that I only have
one setting, you know what I mean. I ride at
about a six on the pissed off scale constantly, So
if one little thing, you know, happens, I.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Go to a nine quick. That's how I aggravated Alan
comes out to.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You know, you just don't ramp up. I go right
to it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, because who am I trying to impress?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What am gonna incrementally get more upset? I thought it
was coming to set all the time? Who me, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
With what when you you started getting going on the
the pronunciation of guy Fieri, oh like, oh.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Here it comes come on? No, you know what, that
was a concerted effort to not because it didn't require
that that level of vitriol. It was silly. It was
just me making a silly comment, But I did. I
felt uh, I felt it rising, but I dialed it back.
I de escalated myself. That's a lesson a lot of
(11:20):
people can learn. Rob and I saw a freebie from
AC to you to de escalate. I sort of did
try to jab it a little bit too. I'm like, no,
I said, and then I was like, come on, come on,
I know bait, I know casting, come on, come on,
hit it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I know, hit it, but I didn't take it. You
sure didn't know.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The Ellen car Show.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
On one.
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Speaker 1 (12:54):
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Speaker 2 (12:57):
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waiting for basketball season to begin. You saw the big
Lebron James news of course and making a big deal
yesterday that around noon he was going to be making
the decision. I think most people probably could figure out
(13:20):
that it was something along these lines.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You pretty much called it though. Yeah, yeah, I mean
it's just it's so it's lame. Well, but you got
to like.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Get in front of people now anyway that you can,
because people are looking in a billion different directions. So
even if you're Lebron James and you're like, I'm making
a decision, and it was just him, just him saying
that I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Taking my talents, yeah to Hennessy VSOP VSOP. And this
was a conclusion you woke up with this morning.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That was a cool Yeah, it's a Henny ad Rob
Henny no cokee. If you're going to ask me what
I'd like and so that's the big announcement. Listen, Brony
turned twenty one yesterday. It can't be a co incidents
that he's doing a Henni ad lebron Of course he'll
be forty one this Christmas, I believe. And you know
(14:10):
he's played in the NBA for twenty three seasons. It's
just promoting some booze rob. He's getting his exit strategy
squared away, right right. Yeah, He's like, Hey, I only
want to be a pitch man for products that I
can appreciate, and so Henny is what he's going with there,
(14:30):
and good for him. That's his decision. Yeah, but people,
people are they're mad for an announcement where he goes, oh,
I'm doing this with my career or I'm doing whatever, right.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I just I really love where we are in the
world with things. Because the speculation online yesterday that was
shared how many thousands of times and people are going, oh,
my god, is he going to retire? Is he going
to leave his team? News about Bronni, And I'm like, no,
it's going to be an advertisement for something. You could
(15:04):
see the way that they did it. It was made
instantly to scream at you and say watch this. It's
going to be funny because I'm making a play on
what I did twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I guess also, is that gonna sell Hennessy?
Speaker 9 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I mean to have lebron as your pitch man. I mean,
that's no small thing.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But again it comes down to eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Are you know? It's the it's an attention economy, and
you've got to get people to pay attention in any
way that you can.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, and you said it earlier, right, is it gonna
sell Hennessy?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But when was the last time we mentioned Hennessy on
the show? Or many people in their entire lives, it
may be the first time they've ever used the word Hennessy.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I gotta tell you, if you hang with Ac, there's
gonna be some Henny and Coke. Oh yeah, I mean,
come on, man, I don't. I don't particularly care for
it or just or like it. It's it's it's benign
to me for the most part. I've never had it
other than the sip. I never had it mixed splash
of cognac. Yeah, good to go, the SLP, the sap
(16:09):
over a body all right?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hey Stripper Scott, Hi, everybody, Hey, everybody. What's going on by.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Uh, nothing as Hennessy. But if I'm going to have
a Coonnak, I kind of tend more towards a curvoisier.
But I know.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
He is.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
He's a ladies man.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
He prefers French cognac from a particular I know. Well,
if you let me finish, Scott from a this guy,
he's a.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No cognac is produced in France. He likes it from
a particular region.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, there's more than one cognac house in France.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Scott regions. That's right, that's right. It's like Champagna must
be from the Champagna region otherwise it's just starting way. Yes, exactly, Yes, Rob,
Today I've.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Come to that.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I've come to the conclusion already Rob, that I have
no time today for people like me. I am not
going to be able to handle people like me today.
That's it's going to be like every other day of
my life. This will just be the part that's public.
I'm sorry, Scott, please continue.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
You'll be surprised how many people when I could I
do at least weekly have Now it's part of my
ritual to have a glass of It's it's coniac primarily,
but it's got some more stuff mixed in. The Grandier.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh no, damn. That's what my parents used to drink,
was Grand Marnier.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Yeah, I'm so good. It's the nectar of the gods
that that is every it's every every week. I gotta
have it after my Saturday night depression.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But the no better way than to get out of
a funk then with three fingers of konyak. That'll take
care of it. So you're not a Remy Martin man
or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
I've never had, Mam Martin. I don't. I don't think,
but you'd be surprisedly people I meet at bars, even
bartenders themselves, that don't realize that connak is grapes. I
think it's a grain because I think it's like, you know,
a whiskey, because it's it's barrel age. But it's not.
You know, it's not a grain. It's it's it's grapes.
(18:36):
It's just you know, it's starting.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Scott. Do you ask them to serve it to you
in a snifter?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
It usually comes I need to give it in like
a rocks glass.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Or okay, savages. You don't ask for like a little
brandy snifter or a little Konnak glass.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Or something like that on it.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Well, it don't even have that kind of glass where
I know?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Would it be possible to have this conversation with a
little bust of rhymes playing in the background. I feel
like past the Cravasier should be the background music for
this particular call with Scotts.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I have passed the duchy, Okay, I don't know if
past the Crevassier would be radio.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Friendly ruster of rhymes? I figured, I know, yes, Well
you gotta fine, yeah, got you all in check, Scott?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So are you constantly blowing bartender's minds with your specific
cogniac request?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I mean it's a request just that, like, you know,
making small talk instead of just you know, wow, what
a nice rack you have? I'll say something like you.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know that?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, that's you know, that's the usual small talk that
you make with a bartender.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh, nice rack with you have.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
And it's even better if it's a female rob because boy,
then it really hits home. Nice rack you have? Hey,
do you have any tulip glasses back there? I'm a little.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Peckish and I love a couple fingers of connac.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now he's speaking of too much? How would you like
to plant?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Speaking of two fingers.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Well, no, I do take some of my stronger beard.
They serve in tube glasses, but not for nothing, as
they say, you know, we're Rob's from probably the uh
the tulip comment you made before about both. I think
we're all aware, but you know, devotion accuracy. Women actually
have three pairs of lips than.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
If anyone would know this ironic ironic that the guy
most obsessed with female anatomy so infrequently has access to it. Nevertheless, Scott,
how well do you know your conyacs? Do you know
what v soop stands for? With your Hennessy Very special
old product?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
If I'm not mistaken, No, oh, that's what I I
read on Very special old Okay, that was product.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Scott's a big fan of the Kogiak subreddits, and they
were going back and forth over there, very superior old pale.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
They see a kale I know for beer, Okay, so
I see.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I just like I like how I like how literal
the acronyms are, like cognac x XO is extra extra
old perfect. Let go, Yes, perfect for the median age
and the people drinking it.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Bailey's XO or I think it was the one that
was a coffee one. It was Patrono that was like
a coffee one years ago. I used to get with
that that one girl doesn't I did promise Rob that
i'd call in one time, and he said he wanted
me to call in one day and you ask me
how I'm doing, And I say, okay, not that right.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, okay, that's normally a step up from when he
gives us the ear. Yeah, okay, all right, well, good listen.
I want you to be as candid as you can
possibly be, Scott. And if you're having a med kind
of day, then listen, I'll mark it down for a
mad day.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
It's meds several steps up because there was three without
getting along, it's too late for a long wooded but
there's three. There are three major things that have been
really affecting me in the past few years.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
There's the one that I kind of don't want to
talk on the air, but you guys know about. Uh.
The one that I've had a my job is making
me want to drive off a cliff. But yeah, and
then this this persisted problem with my foot. Well, just
within the past two weeks, I've I've had a procedure
on my foot. So that's honestly, now.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's gonna make jumping off a cliff a little harder
driving driving driving off the cliff.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Well yeah, okay, but then so the foot is is
hopefully going to be healing. Uh switched jobs to uh
now I work third shift, which is I should have
been asleep many hours ago, but I'm an idiot. So
here we are. And then the other one. Uh, it's
gotten resolved to the positive side.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I can.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
I'll tell you guystally hang out with you.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Good news. Thank you, Scott.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Hell, I'm glad that everything is going exactly the way
that he wants things to go. There my screen said
his monthly check in. I'm like, he just called us
like ten days ago. Maybe he's going monthly by the
number of days, not by the calendar month. That's okay,
(23:38):
all right. I like that you had to impress upon him, hey,
you should.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Call it and go.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And it sounded like that was that was the best
I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
See come see comesa Sticking with that Konyac theme, Kelly
from Bedford says that the first song that mentioned Hennessy
was the Humpty Dance.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't know how you could assess that. I mean,
I drink a bottle of Hanle singer gone on your show,
so just leip me in from self was Humpty Yeah,
pronounced with an humpty.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You know that was Tupac's old band, Digital Underground Dancer.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah. Whatever happened to Humpty Hump? Is he still like around?
Is he alive?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I think he became a producer of some kind. Shock
G was his real name, but because he wore that
goofy knows everybody called him Humpty Hump.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I'm also questioning shock G being his real name. Oh,
you don't think shock G is I don't think he
came from a long line of gee's. Oh and shock
was his first name. I mean I'm guessing of course
his name was Gregory Racker. That sounds better.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And he is dead. He is yeah, Oh so he's
not doing anything now? Yeah, No, he died. He died
from oh over Humpty ing figures. He was found dead
in a motel room in Tampa. Wow, how many more
terrible boxes could you check than that found? Dead motel room, Tampa, Florida.
(25:04):
Do you know how bad accidental overnose of fentanyl, meth
and alcohol?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
How bad? I wanted that to go differently. You said
he was found dead in a and I wanted to
go Come on, say Burger King bathroom.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Say Burger King bathroom. I think say hooker. He was
found dead in a hooker in a Burger King bathroom. Yeah,
and she didn't want to wake him up where he
once got busy fifty seven and they found him. Maybe
this will make you feel better on the night stand
next to him, a bowl of lumpy oatmeal. Yes, so
keeping true to form.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Sick with this straight gangster mac.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I mean, that is a way to go, isn't it.
You're in a Tampa motel room. Who knows if he
was in town to perform, don't know, but you know,
shock g is no longer. I wonder if they bury
him in the humpty nose.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's a good question, because that's what was left of
his nose. If he was like already lang thing left
of it? Did you put it on that all caved in?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I just put that thing on.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I don't know what he actually looked like. I only
remember seeing him as Humpty Hump the Digital Underground. But
I know he was a drummer. I know he was
a multi talented guy. But Kelly from Bedford says, that's
the first song to mention Hennessy. How long did he die?
Twenty twenty one? Geez, yeah, simply no. I know how
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many years ago that is. It's a few, though, it's
a few.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Twenty two twenty. It looks like four four years ago. Okay,
it checks out in this end, it'd be five in
April next year. I think, Yeah, he looks better with
the nose, there's no doubt about that. And you see
(26:51):
that picture of him.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, so yeah, Ellen f the Yankees go Blue Jays, Yes,
that's right, Prejas Yankees tonight and very exciting time. They've
got one Shane Bieber on the mound. Remember Shane Bieber.
He's on the mound for the Toronto Blue Jays tonight
(27:18):
against those damn Yankees.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
As it were.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I was reading that they're hoping to bring back traffic
cameras in Cleveland. They got rid of these about ten
years ago because of public outcry. And I guess everybody
just figures when they're looking for ways to make money
or whatever that they just go, well, this has been
gone long enough, and you remember we got rid of
it because people hated it, right, But it's been gone
(27:44):
long enough. Maybe we could bring it back. Maybe people
won't remember how much they hated it before.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Guarantee you they do.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Cleveland City Council talking about bringing back traffic cameras. They
were banned in twenty fourteen because they were just one
big grab and they're always like, well, their revenue for
the city. Yeah, most of the revenue goes to the
company that owns and operates the cameras, and not a
local company. It's like any other business. You pay that
(28:13):
company that operates the traffic cameras. But I guess enough
time has gone by and they're so short on ideas
that they're like, hmmm, golly, I don't know, how about
traffic cameras. Let's bring those back. No, people hated those,
we banned them, Yeah, but that was.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
People have really short attention spans, which is true, but
two things can be true. And so when you ban
those and people know they're not there, you are faced
with an issue of people don't behave as well, And
so you have people in certain neighborhoods going. We'd kind
of like the cameras back because it would get people
(28:53):
paying attention and doing what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
But why not just say they're back, I know, what
a fake one up there and tell people there on Yeah,
we're all dumb. There's no money to be made in
that scenario.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
But if they're not doing it for the money piece,
they're doing it because these neighborhoods have people drag racing,
put them up, say they're there. When Frank Jackson was
the mayor, he was like, well, this is making people behave.
But they said that seventy percent of the tickets were
issued to people from outside the city, so it wasn't
like local people that were paying attention. And so of course,
(29:31):
you know, Frank Jackson thought very highly of the city
of Cleve.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Is perceived to be the butthole of the world sometimes.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right, but whole of the world.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
But who uh huh.
Speaker 9 (29:42):
And uh.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So they're talking about bringing back the traffic cameras in
the city of Cleve. You can take me, but you
cannot take me before.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Me drivers were upset.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
By twenty fourteen, the voters had had it three to
one margin, voted again four banning traffic cameras, and so
now they're coming back. They're like, hey, let's say city
council is quote gauging how politically popular bringing them back
might be. I love those phrases. Hey, do you think
(30:12):
traffic cameras that people can't see, don't know they're there,
and then they automatically mail them a ticket for one
hundred and seventy five dollars in the mail? Do you
think those would be politically popular? Hmmm, I don't know.
It's like everybody got hit with the men in black
flashy thing and just like, what do you mean the neuralizer. Yeah, yeah,
you're not going to remember any of this traffic cameras
(30:32):
ahead of them. But then you do have people, like
I said, you have people in neighborhoods who complain about
speeding and people running red lights, and I mean, so
there is, ah, there is a dilitarious effect to not
having them, I guess. But all people think about is
like a cash grab. So I guess they will, who knows,
they'll they'll run some more information and data and you
(30:55):
shouldn't be misbehaving behind the wheel anyway, right, But who
among us doesn't get that envelope in the mail. Hey,
we got you, like Jesus Christ. I was doing forty
one and a forty Well, I don't even know that
was there. What are you talking about that than doing
fifty five and a fifty four. Yeah, that's what jay
Z says. Or when I do seventy five through a
school zone, not great cause I don't care about damn kids.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I just forget where I am.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's how my daughter's principal knows I'm coming right, she
knows what's up when he's coming off the back of
that car. For Cox says here, Yeah, Karen asid in
my twenty fifteen Ford Fusion Rob you know how I
do Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven call
(31:45):
the Allen Cox Show. I want to listen to what's
radio again?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight hundred three forty eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'll say what, I've been transfixed, and I normally aren't
because this is really not that unusual. But I've been
transfixed by the story of all of the people.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Who are stuck on Everest.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
And this happens a lot because at any given time,
there are a lot of people climbing Mount Everest. Well,
I call it Mountain Everest just so people are they're
clear on what I'm talking about rough and so there
are because of storms and things like that. I think
one person has already died. It takes a long time
(33:11):
to summit Mount Everest. There's a hot take, and you know,
you got to have when I was younger and didn't
really know anything, not like I know a lot now,
certainly not about mountain climbing. However, I wonder if people
are like me, where when they would talk about people
climbing Mount Everest, I just pictured like a handful of
(33:32):
people at any given time, But there's hundreds of people
at any given time summitting Everest, rich people who are
real bored because it's very expensive to do. And so
if you want a snapshot by the way of income inequality,
just at any given time, realized there are hundreds of
people on Mount Everest who are climbing it because they're
(33:54):
rich and board and they're like, well, I guess I'll
you know, yes, I tryumph for the whill blah blah bla.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You gotta have a lot of money to do it.
A shock blizzard near Mountain Everest caught hikers now battling hypothermia.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They're trying to rescue these people. Now, I'm very ambivalent.
I think I know what you're gonna say. I'm very
ambivalent about when people get stuck on Everest. I'm like, hey, man,
he pays your money and you takes your chances. All right, Yeah,
you had to pay a shirpa. You pay some local
Nepali to come in and show you, to ring you
up and down the mountain. That's who I feel bad
(34:31):
for people who are putting themselves at great personal risk.
You know, they'll find and other climbers will find frozen
bodies along the various routes.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Be get directions by frozen bodies.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh you see the guy over there with his feet
sticking up right out of the ground. Yeah, take a
left at that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's like a regular thing because these people die on
Everest and they can't get them down, so they just
every once in a while. You know, we've talked about
how the flip side of climate change is that these
massive thaws are revealing a lot of things. They're revealing
people that have gone missing and they're revealing. You know,
(35:08):
when Lake Mead was at its lowest levels ever, all
these mafia oil drums were popping up at the bottom
of Lake Mead and they were like, Oh, here's this
guy we've been looking for for forty five years.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
He was in an oil drum in the bottle of
Lake Mead.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
But there are a lot of people who are still
stuck on Mountain Everest, more than two hundred on the
eastern slopes. They're in Tibet, and at least one hiker
has died. What a way to go? Would you be
happy to die in Mount Everest because you become a
fixture on it? No, you wouldn't. You'd want to get
(35:44):
back down, and you know I wouldn't be there in
the first place. Well, I'm saying, you know you're gonna die, Yeah,
for whatever reason, right, you know you're gonna die, and
you wanted your last thing to be climbing Mountain Everest.
You had done everything else that you wanted to do.
You got money, and you're bored and you get up there.
But again, they're not going to get you down. It's
a very rare case where they'll get a helicopter up
(36:06):
there and they'll get somebody down that in and of
itself is probably very very expensive, so you know, you
and they have camps along the way and whatever. So
hundreds of people are stuck in an area that is
more than sixteen thousand feet up the mountain, and then
(36:27):
you have these people who you know, the sherpas and stuff,
who have to like guide these people down.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Those are the people I feel bad for. I mean again,
I know they're getting paid, but like that anyway, they
could die too, right, And of the two hundred people,
I'm sure there's quite a few of them.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
What's the plural of sherpa? Sure pie? Sure pie? Like
Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Pi?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's my pie? Now, wouldn't you think you're going with
extending mount for Everest? With Mountain Everest? I call it
Mountain Everest. What level of fame do you need as
a mountain to just be a one word like Madonna?
How is that not just Everest? Well, it's the but
it is right, But you wouldn't say mount Everest. I'm
being cheeky. I think Mountain Everest, but people say Everest.
(37:17):
It's the tallest, that's the one that's the tallest peak
in the world. That's the Madonna Mountain. Yes, I'm summitting Everest, Prince.
If you want to get really uh you know, bomocious
about it.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Here are some people who are wading through this snow
up there on Mountain Everest, trying not to die. There's
no audio to it, but they're you know, they got
their sticks and they're no man, they're backpacks and they're
carrying all of their you know whatever's.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's the stuff that confuses me the most, right, Like,
why are you going to do that?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I get it, it's thing. It's cool, get to say,
you climb Mount Everest and all that stuff. I don't
like going outside to pump gas in February.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Whoa, Well that's a big chasm rob between that and
summiting Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
But you're still gonna be that's a million times colder.
And I get it. Okay, cool, get a photo wop
you cab?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
But like why.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Depending on the levels of sucks, depending on the level
of support, the guide type, and the included services.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Like I said, it's very expensive.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
A basic expedition to sum at Everest with a local
operator that somebody can get you there is between thirty
and forty five thousand dollars. Right, that's your base level
average price in spring to sum at Mount Everest is
about sixty five thousand dollars because you've got to pay
(38:47):
a lot of people a lot of money. You got
to have government permits. You got to get permits right
from Tibet to climb Mount Everest, and you got to
talk to the sharpa and you gotta have like high
altitude equipment. You gotta have oxygen tanks, you gotta have
weeks of food, and you gotta have fuel, and you
(39:09):
got to have rescue insurance. Imagine that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, they said that the guy that died was hypothermia
and altitude sickness, But wouldn't wouldn't you not have altitude
sickness if you have the oxygen and stuff I don't
know about. Isn't that what that prevents? I don't know,
because that's the same thing as like getting the bends
when you're a diver, right.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Right, Maybe he had attitude sickness. Maybe that was a typo.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
He came down with it.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, good pun he Yeah, he had attitude sickness and
he just woke up one day. He's like, man, f this.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Poor guy.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
This sucks. Twenty nine thousand feet that is the peak
of Mount Everest, and medications that people can take can
prevent and treat altitude sickness. I do like the idea
of him dying from attitude attitude sickness. Man, I'm telling
you it's mind over matter. You gotta just glass half fois.
(40:12):
I'm sitting right here and I'm not moving. My boss
is a pain in my ass. But you're up here.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, oh no, he's getting altitude attitude sickness.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah. My wife, she's a what a royal pain in
the ass she is?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Oh no, oh no, Jim's getting the attitudes.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh god, do we have any diamocks in his bag?
Get him quick? He needs to get carbon dioxide out
of his body.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Why are you.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Looking at me like that?
Speaker 6 (40:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
This is bad, bad.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I don't like this. He's getting that.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
We call it the dickhead. Ben's up here in Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Say hello, till my off.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
So my kid had attitude sickness, shape up or ship out.
But yeah, maybe he was ascending too fast. Yeah, you know,
you got to take your time. And it's weeks right,
and we were kind of goofing years ago, and pound
Cake thought you could do it in an afternoon and
(41:18):
we were kind of goofing because obviously it's not that
But I didn't know how long it did take. One
guy says it took him fifty two days. So yeah,
it takes over a month to climb on Everest. So
you gotta have all that money, you gotta have all
that help, you have to have all those supplies. A
typical expedition is two to three months. Sometimes you gotta
(41:40):
wait for weather to blow through, so you're sitting at
base camp, you know, so you have to you do
it in stages and the final ascent to the summit
can take several hours up to one day.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, but then you saw like that what was that movie?
Where that the that Shirpa did. He did like five mountains.
It was a documentary. He did like five and like
a month. It was the fastest anyone ever done it.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Oh, I don't know. Was that Tenzing Norgay? I don't remember. Oh,
it was a it was a documentary on Netflix not
horribly long ago.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I just remember the name Tenzing Norgay. I think he
was Sir Edmund Hillary's sure.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Do you think it's like you have to listen to
Bob Seger when you go to Everest because you're in
Kathmandu and they're like up the mountains where you're going
to if you ever get out of here, that's what
you're gonna do. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Is it still called Catman do? I thought that was
one of those like old timey names.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
No, I think it is.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
Is it really?
Speaker 6 (42:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's part of Nepal, isn't it. Katmandu is the capital
of Nepal? Yeah, Cook Cook COO's still there. Yeah, I'm
tired of hard driving and paying dues. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
They had a twenty fifth teen earthquake though.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
That really ripped out a lot of stuff there in
katman Do like a lot of old historic sites and
things like that. Such a good song, by the way,
that implies that there's such a thing as a bad
Bob Seegar song, Rob and I reject that on principle.
I'll give you one, okay, old Time Rocket Moll. It's
(43:21):
not my favorite. It's not necessary, but I wouldn't. I'm
not mad at him before the Unfortunately, it also is
his most popular song, so there's no accounting for taste.
But there's a billion Bob Seger songs. I'd rather hear
before that. I'd rather hear Main Street. Oh yeah, I'd
rather hear Night Moves. I'd rather hear Turn the Page.
(43:44):
I'd rather hear her strut. Oh yeah, arguably the sexiest
song Bob Seegar has ever done. I'd rather hear over
night Moves. Uh yeah, Night Moves has to be the
sexiest song. Night Moves is about fumbling teenagers. It's it's
about it's all about sex. Yeah, but her strut so
(44:07):
sexy not sex right, Okay, I'll give you that they
do respect her, but yeah, I didn't know if if
he meant they respect her butt or they respect her
Comma dot dot dot. Yes, they love to watch your
strut and beautiful loser. I'll even take Shakedown over old
time rock and roll, some of that eighties Beverly Hills cop.
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I can't a song that I would take before. I mean,
after old Time Rocket. I'm not a huge Hollywood Night Sky.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh I'd take that all day long. Okay, that's a
much better song.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Fire down Below song, Uh yeah, roll Me Away is
good too. The Truck commercial songs like like a Rock Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I don't love that one, I guess, but I would
still take it over old time rock and roll.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Any who, Bob, see you're going to catman. What was
the one he did with the system, the Bob Seger system,
that was his first. It's got a sick drum part.
Speaker 6 (45:05):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Rambling gambling man, Yep, that's the one, all right, that's
the that's a Bob right there, ramble in gambling man.
Why did he have to do both? You know, you're
just loading yourself down. Really, I didn't want to be
committed to one particular thing.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sometimes, babe, I'm gonna be rambling and sometimes I'm gonna
be gambling.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
So good, You're.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
You know Bob Seger and Glenn Fry because they were
both from Detroit, Michigan. The two of them were besties
before Glenn Fry headed out west to make his fortune
with Miss years Felder and Henlin.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Anyway, that's against the wind, Oh dude. I could just
cry to somebody against the wind as we've got tonight.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I like Main Street because it's about hookers, it's about
you know, and again that's the beauty of Bobby Seegs
is that he can take an otherwise sallacious subject matter
and play with the form right. It's making a very
romantic or emotional song. You mentioned rock and roll never forgets.
(46:26):
I forgot rock and roll never forgets. Yep, God, you
could you could do just comeback baby, rock and roll,
never forget.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I know what I'm listening to on the drum.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Beautiful loser, great song, still the same, Yes, Sunspot Baby,
that's good too.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
That's kind of a deep cut.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
That's a great song. Turn the page. It's about being
en rude. Yeah, yeah, hand this over to Metallica A right.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Man, you'll accompany me. That's good too. Anything off of
Against the End, you're not gonna you're not gonna lose,
lose getting out to still the same, Shame on the Moon,
that's all great.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'm telling you. And my wife had to drag me
to Bob Seger once and I was hooked. Oh you didn't.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
We went again.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
You weren't always a Bobby. I mean when I was
on the air in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I mean you're playing
Seeger and Nugent, you know, like, out of every hour,
you're playing nine songs from those guys, so I was
able to appreciate it. But my wife is like a
huge Bob Seger fan. So yeah, last handful of shows
he came through Cleveland, we were there, but she only
(47:36):
had to convince me the first time. Yeah, never got
to see him. I always wanted to. Yeah, and uh,
and the Jay Giles band opened up. But then the
last time that he came through, it was the guess
who I think or no, it was Grand Funk sorry
from Flint, Michigan. Yeah, so it was a whole big
Michigan thing, and I think it's just, uh, who's the
(48:01):
Who's the Grand Funk drummer? I'm trying to think of
Homer talking about Grand Funk. He's like the last guy
in there. Uh, Don Brewer. I think Don Brewer is
the last guy left in Grand Funk, Like Bruce Koolik
who was in Kiss for a long time. He's in
Grand Funk. But I think Don Brewer is like the
last guy in that band from the original Whatever's but uh, anyway, Catman,
(48:29):
let me let me rewind this. Catman do Bob Seeger.
Hundreds of people stuck on Mountain Everest and trying to
get down nature photographer Dong Shwang.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Was reading it as written.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Take two.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Nature photographer Dong Shwang was among hundreds of turists who.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Flocked to a small town there to capture the Himalayan marvel.
And so, yeah, a lot of people are, uh, that's stuck.
That photographer has a first and a last name.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
That sounds like a euphemism for a penis.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
He said, the lightning and thunderstorms wouldn't stop. The snowfall
was so heavy I could hardly sleep. He is a
twenty seven year old photographer who's been to the Himalayas
more than a dozen times apart from that part of
the world, right, and so anyway, yeah, the blizzard that
is a stranding people on a mountain Everest, and people
(49:34):
worried about their tents collapsing, and people worrying about you know,
even if you're completely covered in all your clothes, you
can still get hypothermia and nepal. Right next door, they've
been getting torrential rains and floods, and you know, dozens
of people killed there, and then a typhoon on the
other side in China. So if you know, all those
(49:56):
people that are trying to get up Mount Everest a
tough time right now. But again, this is what I'm
saying that's a snapshot of income inequality, right is, hundreds
of people at any given time are climbing, are doing
an incredibly dangerous hike. And so when people talk about
(50:17):
I summit at Mount Everest, it is obviously in and
of itself an amazing accomplishment, yes, but hundreds of other
people have done it, right at the same time, you are, yeah,
if you were like one of the first ten guys,
I'd be like, yeah, I was one of the first
ten guys. Know, if you were Sir Edmund Hillary, I mean,
he's the first guy. But I mean if you you know,
if you were the second or third or fourth guy,
(50:39):
nobody's gonna remember you anyway. And I understand it's a
personal thing. It's like, well I did it, but it's
like people who run marathons. Okay, the first thing out
of their mouth when they get back is I climbed
to Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
They can't wait to tell people.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Nobody's keeping that, you know, so sure, yes it's an accomplishment,
but they're not just doing it for themselves. Nobody finds
out on you know, on their grandfather's deathbed that he
summitted Everest. No, like they come back and they work
it in between the H and the I and high.
I got to the type of Everest. Yeah, I know,
you and five thousand other people. I don't know how
(51:15):
many people total have climbed Everest.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
You just think those og guys, just think all these
new people are pussies, you know what I mean, Like
they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're up there with the
oxygen and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Now, we went up there in a T shirt and shorts. Yeah,
but if they'd had it, they would have done it.
Of course, I don't know what equipment he had, so yes,
obviously the early guys to do it, they were hardcore.
As of last December, Mount Everest has been climbed by
seventy two hundred people.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I mean you still think about it.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
What a small number that is relative to the population. Well,
they said some people have gone multiple times, so the
number of summits getting to the top is about thirteen thousand. Yeah,
people who climbed it multiple times. People who are like, yeah,
that was fun. Do it again.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Imagine they did it back to back, like waiting online
at Disney for something. Get to the top. Get back
down of the bout.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
You know what I could do? I could do that again. Yeah, Hey,
so I got an oxygen. We got a free month.
Speaker 11 (52:10):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, my my dickhead sickness went away. My attitude sickness
one way. I'm feeling pretty good. I don't have those
dickhead bens an you know, I don't have them. Tell
you what I went to Bentcarrot dot com.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Get clear right up.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
The Allen Cox Show on one everything is so expensive.
Speaker 7 (52:37):
Instead of buying new clothes, just wait for the rapture.
You'll be surrounded by free stuff because, let's face it,
you won't be going anywhere. Another life hack from The
Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
On one seven WMMS. Yeah, they whiffed again in the rapture,
and then a couple of people who whiffed said it
was going to be it was rescheduled rapture too, to
decision today or tomorrow. I guess I don't know why
(53:14):
people are listening to people reschedule the rapture who have
whiffed every single time. That's what I don't get. Like,
if you were talking to somebody and they were consistently wrong,
why would you keep paying attention to what they said,
But the rapture or anything else. Of course, I guess
it hasn't stopped people from enjoying this program, right, Rob,
That's right. I've been wrong so many times about so
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many things. Now, I have never predicted when a fake
religious event was going to happen, but why not.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
It's a free for all.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
So the best I can tell, the rapture has been
rescheduled for either today or tomorrow. Could it coincide with
that giant super moon?
Speaker 1 (53:56):
I don't know. I thought it was supposed to be
have a color to it, not this one.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I don't think so, okay, because I went out, I
even I was like, you know what, I'm just super bright,
white light full moon.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
It was massive.
Speaker 6 (54:10):
Now, that's what she.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Said, super moon, Rob. It's right there in the name.
They're not trying to fool you. You know, there are
so many ways in which people are trying to fool you,
But in astronomy, because they're constantly learning new things, they
just put it out there for you. Hey, this one's
called the blood moon, why because it's red. This one's
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called the super moon. Why because it's brighter?
Speaker 6 (54:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:34):
But I thought it was a super blood moon or something.
I thought it had a color to it. I don't
know about it, clearly, Yeah, no it didn't. Isn't a
harvest moon also colored? I believe?
Speaker 2 (54:46):
So, yes, I gotta ask that Neil Young song Uh huh.
So one of the loudest people screaming about the rapture
is this pastor who said that he was a bi
percent certain that it would take place last month. Now,
you can't blame a guy who believes in the rapture
for also not really paying much attention to numbers. But
(55:11):
since those are what they are kind of manipulating to
determine when the rapture would supposedly happen, it's really kind
of all over the place. Because what happens, those people
will tell you. You know, we played a couple of
clips from evangelical TikTok when the rapture was supposed to
happen a couple of weeks ago. Now, I am of
the belief that those people, I don't think they're trolling,
(55:33):
but there's an opportunity to kind of poke at some
of the softer minded among us. Right, So, I don't
think any of those people really think the rapture is happening,
But there's no downside of going on TikTok and showing
people how you're preparing for it. What I don't understand
is people who truly believe in it or when it's
(55:54):
going to happen, why wouldn't they take all their clothes off.
Are you supposed to be raptured naked or it doesn't matter,
or are you assumed into the afterlife clothes and all. No,
I think you would go sand's clothes. You go buck naked, right,
but maybe as soon as you came into the world.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
But you probably have to because if you're walking around nude,
unless it happens like while you're in the shower, if
you're just walking around nude, that probably isn't the world's
greatest thing either, Right, So they're like, oh, we'll just
get rid of your earthly clothes, good naked and bad naked?
Speaker 6 (56:28):
You mean, right?
Speaker 2 (56:29):
I see, Well you could be right anyway. None of
it matters because it didn't happen last time. This guy
says it's back on for this week. It's going to
be tough for people who do believe in it because
they're constantly being tossed around. You know, they're spending all
this time preparing for it, and then it doesn't happen,
(56:50):
But somehow they maintain their faith about it. And these
people are supposedly pretty mad when it doesn't happen. That's
why I think all these things made up.
Speaker 9 (57:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
You see these stories about oh that one man sold
all of his belongings. He didn't, he didn't. People have
been wrong about something every single time, and this guy goes,
it's coming this time, I sell on my belongings. I
have to think these are probably people in developing countries.
(57:24):
I don't know. It's not like a guy from Nebraska,
you know, sold his oldsmobile because the rapture was coming.
They've been predicting the rapture as far back as anybody
can recall eighteen forties. The guy who founded Seventh Day
at Venice Jesus is coming back in eighteen forty three. Well,
(57:47):
I mean, now again, you can't prove he didn't. I guess, well,
that's it, but the rapture didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Well maybe it did. Maybe it's just small amounts. They're
just like they're what do you call like pre raptures.
We're having people like all right, let's take thee. This
guy looks really good in birkenstocks.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Grab him. Uh, premature erapulation? Is that how you're telling you? Yes,
all right, let's see we can get that happening. The
founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses, I guess. Basically, if you're
founding a new religion, you go, you better get on
board because the big guy's coming back.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
The irony is if Jesus, and if you believe in Jesus,
I guess, or God or whatever. The irony is if
Jesus literally came back a lot of people who claim
to enjoy his work and wouldn't even believe it, wouldn't
believe it at all, to call him some woke libtard
or something. A guy in nineteen eighty eight named Edgar
(58:49):
Wizenant nineteen eighty eight. It's not that far, you know.
You go from eighteen forty three to nineteen eighty eight.
He wrote a book eighty eight Reasons Why the Rapture
Will Be in nineteen eighty eight, and then we have
like the twenty first century. You know, remember Harold Camping,
Remember Harold Camping. This is one of those like old
(59:11):
timey radio broadcasters who was always screaming about the rapture
and he got pretty rich off of that though. And
the Heaven's Gate people, I don't know if they were
rapture people, but you know, some of these people were
always kind of their whole bit, Their whole business model was,
(59:35):
you know, the end is nigh and the rapture's coming.
And it's always fascinating to me that there are that
many people who buy into at least enough of it
where the guy gets rich. That's still fascinating to me
that so many people. Maybe they're old people hedging their bets.
(59:59):
I don't know, but people have been predicting the rapture
for a long long time, and as of yet, they
have an unbroken record of being wrong, allegedly. I mean,
we're not walking around seeing piles of clothes. We don't know,
maybe we're not looking in the right places. I would
think that you could just walk through downtown Cleveland. The
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law of average says, a couple of people in your midst.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Are going to get raptured.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Free raptures.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Ah, they're practicing for the bigin I see, these are
dry runs. That's right, Like all right, these two they're
all right, yeah, get them out of here. Yep, you
know I have an appearance on Sunday. Rob you know
I just about that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
My prediction is that I'll be getting the dry runs
after that, and that ain't gonna feel too good. But
I had such a good time when we do the
bud Light football face off the cocks out pregames is
what I used to call them. But if people have
a good arm, you know, we're trying to get people
to Vegas, trying to get them to the big Game
in twenty twenty six, and so I'm gonna be out
(01:01:06):
on Sunday. I didn't do one this past Sunday, even
though the Browns are on the road because they were
considered the home team in London.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
You know, you flip a coin for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
But when the Browns are on the road, I do
these appearances and I'm gonna be back out on Sunday.
So if you're out Copley Way, I'm coming back to
the town Tavern. I did a couple of spots there
this past summer and had a lot of fun. They
have great patio and menus better than it needs to be.
So noon to two on Sunday, I'll be out of
the down at the Town Tavern in Copley if you're
(01:01:37):
out that way, and if you're not, I'll still be
there me too. Yeah, Rob will be there too, even
if even if you're not there, I still will be FYI.
But that whole schedule of all the locations, you go
to alancoxshore dot com. Hit the contest page. Alan, the
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rapture doesn't even exist in the Bible. Well, I think
the rapture I think big picture, the tether to the
Bible is it's just the second Coming. You know, a
lot of people conflate it with the second Coming of Jesus.
I guess, but if you know your Gospels, and as
a twelve year Catholic school survivor, best believe I know mine.
(01:02:20):
You know you're Matthew. You know not the hour or
the day or the time. Of course I'm paraphrasing. But
these guys, these rapture enthusiasts still get on social media
and go I've worked out for numbers, and it's going
to happen on Tuesday. But if it doesn't happen on Tuesday,
it's going to happen in a couple of weeks. I'm mean,
(01:02:41):
it works some new numbers and then it didn't happen
all right, so let me rework these and oh, I
see we were looking at the wrong calendar. We know
calendars are all made up too, right, And even though
math is a universal language, it is one that we've
all agreed on the values of. And so, boy, you
can just spin your head around. I got a phone
(01:03:03):
call that strains credulity, I think from Truck or Russ Trucker.
Russ is a guy who used to call the show
pretty frequently, and we got on pretty well, and then
something happened. Man, a switch flipped and he started mother
e F and me left and right and never I
mean god.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
And he.
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Left a call about when I'm when I sign off,
you know, just structurally for this program, I sign off
as we go into our last break. I used to
sign off after the break, but then I was like,
why am I telling people to wait through commercials for
me to come back and say goodbye? It's silly say
(01:03:49):
goodbye commercials. Play some songs, get right into the core
erotic experience or whatever. Right, and boy, he was pissed
off a long message by the way, just about that.
So I don't know where he's coming from I don't
know if he's okay. By the sounds of it, no,
because he's another one of these guys he goes, I
(01:04:10):
haven't listened for a while, but here's my complaints. It's like, okay,
well you already lost me, because what do I care
about somebody who occasionally listens. I don't.
Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
Yeah, it's been a while since I listened to Allen
cost show. But since one does the Allen Cos Show
go off at six nine at any given time?
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Is there something new?
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Like I said, it has been a while, probably a
few months, but anyway, he used to stay.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
On a few months. By the way, I've been doing
this for a few years. Yeah, so I'm not sure
where he's been the entire time I've been here. That's
been three years. Very hung up on this.
Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
Yeah, at least about six two, six twenty five, and
then he was signed off.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
And reason I'm saying this is because of the fact
that the advertise on promos and then you run promos also,
I'll tell you that that's saying Thelon costro from two
to six thirty, well two to six or nine, mind you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
There isn't a single promo that airs that says two
to six thirty afternoons at two.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
He remember it's at two on WMMS.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yeah, it is not two to six thirty. Okay, that's misleading.
Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
That's against the law.
Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
He can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
So what law?
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, the law. You have to look that one up.
Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
Somebody needs to have a talk with him, all right.
He didn't say whether he was going to leave early
or whatever. He just said, okay, done, I'm getting on here.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
On the one hand, I would love to come at
it from the perspective of, boy, here's somebody who enjoys
this so much that they can't miss a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
They're mad when we leave early.
Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
But when you say I don't listen that often, you
pretty much you know that whole thing dissipates, and that
we also don't leave early. No, I'm here till seven
every night. Russ. By the way, you're not gonna hear
me on the air that whole time. But anyway, he's
really laser focused on the time, and apparently it's he
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thinks it's illegal. And this is like, when it comes
to this message, you you you have the tip of
the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
So far, this goes on and on and on, it's
a three minute phone call, all saying the exact same
thing in repeat, big giant circle.
Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
I hope he's okay, Okay, maybe he needs to leave early,
just one thing. But if this is something that's been
going on for a while, this is against federal law
in this leading. You can't do that if you're supposed
to be on from from two or a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
So he he's he's equating it with false advertising, except again,
there is a single promo says two to six thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Because they know I sign off whenever, right.
Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
But.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Even if you did say two to six thirty, you're
not wrong. You just don't talk again after six fifteen. Yeah,
it's still your time. You're still playing songs you want.
He wants to hear my malifluous tones, Rob, That's what
I'm saying, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
He just doesn't listen that off. Yeah, maybe that's why
he's mad. He's like, hey, I finally came back, and
what the hell is.
Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Going on after two o'clock till six thirty? Okay or
as close as possible to that. Then he needs to
follow those rules his own advertising, Okay, his own you know,
try to figure what the warning is, but just you know,
him telling people that he's going to be on till
(01:07:43):
a certain point and then he's gonna go off. No
other radio stations do that, No. I mean when travisad
was on the air, he'd be on from six, from
three to six, I believe it was. He'd be on
that on his show, and he was still like from
three to six. He might be a few minutes late
in the beginning, but he'd be on to like six once.
It'll all run over a little bit, okay, Like I said,
(01:08:05):
that's against the law.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Yeah, except when you're false advertised, when you do when
you with respect to Trevisano, first of all, I wipe
the floor with him in the ratings. Second of all,
he was on three to six, and they have so
many service elements down the hall between traffic and weather
and news and all his crap.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
The guy was on for like ten minutes an hour.
But again, that ain't hard to do if he came
in late or like he said, decided to stay on late.
Isn't that also false advertised? Yes, well, nobody ever complains
about too much. People complain about too late, but it's
still false advertised.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I shouldn't say that plenty of people complain that there's
too much of this program. Could you do two to
two twenty by any chance?
Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
Okay, I'm not sure how to get the hold of
the SEC, but I'll say you, what if I could
figure out how to get ahold of SEC and bring
this matter to light to them.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
It's just FCC dot gov, isn't it. I believe it is.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
It'll tell you all the government all the government websites.
By the way, now we'll tell you that the radical
left has shut down the government.
Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
They're not going to be very happy with that. You
don't lie to people, Okay, you don't miss sleep people.
It's like going to a grocery store. Okay, they have
a price on the shelf, and then you go through
through the checkout and you see the price is not
what it was on a on the on the checkouts,
I mean on a shelf or in a sales paper.
That's against federal law. No if as butts about it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Listen, man, he's not wrong about that. I bought a
bag at the Ritos who was seven fifty. I go,
you gotta be kidding me. This can't be right, And
they said it is. Inflation is the highest it's been
in three years. Grocery prices show no sign of going down.
Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
Oh good, Tell the idiot you better start getting back.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I'm the idiot. Tell that idiot.
Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
I'm gonna start listening. I'm gonna start listening and make
sure that he stays on to at least six six
twenty five and then sign up.
Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Because if you don't like.
Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
I said, I'm going to I know how to get
a hold of the SEP and I'm gonna file. Oh,
I'm gonna follow a complaint.
Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
And have them look into him.
Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
That's not right. Don't write advertisements, don't have promotions whatever.
Say he's on from two to sixty three.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Again, I don't there isn't one. But he's kind of
Mandela affecting himself into the situation. Again, he doesn't sound Okay,
what gave that away? Nice general tone? Okay, his tambre
is wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
That is wrong.
Speaker 9 (01:10:30):
If he's not following the rules. Say, we all have
rules of Paul Well.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Laser or not.
Speaker 9 (01:10:35):
And Lacy's got one hell of excuse why he's leaving early.
All right, That's all I got to say.
Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I don't like it. Whether I like it or not,
I don't like those rules. I don't like anybody telling
me what to do.
Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Do I work in a corporate structure? Of course I do.
But anyway, thanks Russ for the call. You are laser
focused on something that is literally meaningless, but who knows
it's important to you? Clearly you know a little bit
of fact checking. It's not even remotely illegal. There's also
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no piece of recorded to anything on the radio station
says two to six thirty. Uh but okay, listen what
jumped out of me? Rob At the tail end, he goes,
I'm gonna start listening again. I see, yeah, I did.
This is part of my long con. I knew he
was going to come back. That's why I started leaving
it to six'. Ten The Allen Cox show on one
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hundred seven Called The Alan Cox Show, Cops?
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Cops is that what THE? X?
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Yes two seven eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Or eight one DOUBLE o.
Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
SEVEN i need a lint.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
ROLLER i spent half my life lint rolling my. Clothes.
Rope is it the? Hair, yeah long, hair AND i
wear black almost, exclusively and so you can't live that
life and not have lint rollers at arm's. LENGTH i
have them in my glove. Box OBVIOUSLY i have them at.
(01:12:31):
HOME i have one in my locker here at work because,
listen what HAVE i, Said? Rob it's better to look
good than to feel, good, Right, Yes AND i have
so little to work with THAT i need to maximize
whatever it, is and SO i don't want to be
walking around looking LIKE, i you, know just rolls out
of an animal shelter or. Something So i'm constantly lint
(01:12:51):
rolling my. Clothes, Hey calves basketball, tonight You're Cleveland cavaliers
a little pre he season. Action the regular season won't
begin in full until the twenty second of this. Month
The Chicago bulls are in town. Tonight who The Chicago?
Bulls i'm not, Familiar.
Speaker 12 (01:13:12):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Uh perhaps you've heard of One Michael. Jordan, yeah BUT
i thought that team ended after he. Retired, No, No i'm.
Sorry uh One Scott pippen would like a word with,
you by the, Way, no they did not once.
Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Once he.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Retired they did not stop the. Team news to, me
the team still, Continues. ROB i don't know what you're talking,
about but they're gonna. Be and you need no other
proof than to see that tonight is you're going to
see them at The? Uh what they called a rocket.
Speaker 9 (01:13:57):
Room ten whatever number tennis.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Rablus a formable ten?
Speaker 13 (01:14:12):
Elements What Quin, parker that's how we'll, Win, rob me good.
Jeers that's pretty less than pretty, cool.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Boy it was really. Cool i'll tell you, what all,
Right Bulls calves tonight ON, wmms YOUR.
Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Fm home For Cleveland cavaliers, basketball six point thirty pre.
Game first two preseason games Are Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Chicago The calves will go To chicago to play The
bulls On thursday night at The United. Center so four preseason,
games two Against, chicago they'll play The celtics In, boston
they'll host The Detroit, pistons and then that regular season
will begin on the twenty, second which is A wednesday,
(01:15:02):
night two weeks from tomorrow night In New york against The,
knickerbockers who ended up number one on that list of
the most cursed sports franchises according to CHET gpt the top.
Ten cleveland represented twice with The browns and The. GUARDIANS
i certainly wouldn't call it The guardians past performance this season. Cursed,
(01:15:26):
uh but who knows how jet CHAT gpt thinks it's a, Machine,
ROB i don't know what to tell, You, Oh, so
speaking of The Cleveland, browns The city Of cleveland is
suing The Ohio department Of transportation over this Whole Brown stadium.
(01:15:51):
Thing they're SUING O dot FOR i, guess giving the
permits for issuing the construction. Permits they're they're so close
to the. Airport there's all these obstruction standards that you.
KNOW i don't know the ins and outs of. IT
i don't know if you. Know the implication is that
(01:16:15):
they waved a lot of things that they should not
have waved in the for the express purpose of making
sure that the haslums could move forward with this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Proposed. CONSTRUCTION i Guess i'm sure they. Did and all
this means is that the city Of cleveland did not
get a large enough. Taste so they're gonna sue so
they get more money back so they can focus on
redeveloping the.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Waterfront this is just it's just another cash GRAP i,
mean everybody has got to get, there and you, know,
listen with a billionaire at the, TOP i don't know
why everybody can't get their. Taste that's What i'm. Saying
rich has the majority of the. Stadium rich guys get
what they. Want you. KNOW i, mean it's just insane
at this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Point, like at a certain, point if you don't start
focusing on what you're going to do, next.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
It's gonna pass them.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
By, like just focus your attention on turning all of
that space into places people want to, go or maybe
places people can go and not get.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Shot, listen when this first thing was, proposed of course
everybody puckered up In Kaihaga county as far as taxpayers,
go because we're always on the hook for this. Nonsense
but of course the assurances are always we're not going
to be using public, money don't you? Worry, well guess.
What there are some requesting now some government funding to
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cover some of the construction. Expenses because if you're gonna do,
that you got to expand. Roads you're gonna have huge
surges in traffic out there in Brook, park and so
you have to update your transit systems and you have
to expand your roads and things like.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
That it's not like you just PLoP down a.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Stadium they said that the state as it, is the
New Brown stadium will have the third least amount of
on site parking among the FIFTEEN nfl. FACILITIES i, mean
isn't that the whole point of not being. Downtown you
can just have miles of parking.
Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Lot, well it's it's on, site Right, like if you
think about, that think of how many private lots get
filled up at every SINGLE nfl. STADIUM i, mean that's
that's what that's where some of those like up if
you drive up and Down route one In, Foxboro, massachusetts
that's where they make their. Money there are fifteen different
storage facilities that are sitting there because why not let
(01:18:33):
them all be? Empty who cares they're making fifty thousand
dollars a, game you know WHAT i, mean just just in. Parking,
yeah that's all it's gonna. Be it's gonna be all
these private lots in Brook. Park no one is gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Lose, listen when a private lot comes, up there's all
kinds of things you can do in a private lot
that you can't do in a public. Lot i'm, ASSUMING
i don't. Know parking lots seem like your. Profit, yeah
game day, pricing.
Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
That's.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Exactly, yeah game day pricing closer you get fifty dollars
fifty if you're lucky walking two miles at.
Speaker 9 (01:19:17):
Fifty.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Yeah Jimmy haslam also said the Average browns ticket will
be over two hundred, dollars but he says the price
of admission will quote be worth. It why isn't this
being tossed around? MORE i saw this that one kind
of as a. BYLINE i don't even know if that
was something that he, said but it's being attributed to.
(01:19:38):
Him has them told The Associated press the average ticket
will be over two hundred dollars plus food and.
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Beverage so we.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Want fans when they come to a game to have
a great time and, say you, know that was a,
lot but it was worth it AND i want to
do it. Again, YES i know you want people to
you say. That will they say? That oh my, GOD
i know it was worth a. Lot this is WHAT
i would like people to say WHEN i put my
hand up their ass and work them like a.
Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Puppet how do you also not to understand your.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Market that's before food and beverage and, Parking so that's
all going to be. Expensive so let's say you're in
around three hundred dollars for a, GAME i mean before
you buy anything to eat or, drink even even for
people who are of, means people who could easily afford,
that they're not going to want to pay. That but,
(01:20:33):
again when you have these huge capital, expenditures that's why
you have to do. It that's why you have downtown
apartment buildings that are so laughably overpriced for where they
are because the money that was spent to build.
Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Them they, go, OH i will fill them.
Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Up no you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Won't but there's only so many empty nesters who want
to check out downtown for twelve, months and there's only
so many you, know athletes that pass through a market Like.
Cleveland so you're gonna have fifty percent vacancy in these
apartment buildings that they slap together and then charge of
fourteen hundred dollars for a. Studio so if he's, LIKE
(01:21:13):
i really want people to come out and, go, boy
that was a, lot But i'm gonna come back and
do it, AGAIN i can't imagine that's his final. OFFER i,
MEAN i don't know how you this early in the.
GAME i don't know how you publicly mention that and
not have everybody's hair on. FIRE i, mean what is
an Average brown's game?
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Ticket?
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Now can you get a good ticket for fifty? BUCKS
i don't think, So, okay sixty, seventy probably. NOT i think,
REALLY i think you're still. Real, YEAH i think you're
well over one hundred for a, TICKET a TICKET i
would roger a ticket for a Brown. NOW i, again
let me, LOOK i only KNOW i usually only go
and The bears are in, town and that's not. Often
SO i don't THINK i. WENT i don't Think i've
(01:21:53):
gone to A browns game in a couple of. Seasons
every SEASON i SAY i would like to, go and
this season is no. DIFFERENT i would like to. GO
i just don't know when that would. Be i'm looking
right now to. SEE i, mean if your average ticket
is one hundred, dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
It's pretty. WILD i think it has to be around.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
There let's, SEE i thought people were walking in and
getting good tickets for like fifty. BUCKS i don't think
they're not selling the games, out are.
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
They you're surely not getting a good.
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Ticket, No i'm just saying you could walk in and
get a fifty dollars, ticket. Right you can sit up
in the ion a sphere for fifty, bucks right all?
Right week seven Against miami's next home.
Speaker 11 (01:22:34):
Game uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
See This sunday start being sixty.
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Bucks This, Sunday, Rob i'll be in sconce we both
will be at the Town tavern And copley from noon
to two with Bud.
Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Light we won't have to. Worry that'll be free for
us for anybody else who joins. Us, yeah any, ticket
let me, see hold on any? Ticket that's ANYTHING i
can find? Here is it starts at one hundred and
nine to seventy. FIVE i, mean they play The, bears
but they play them In. Chicago this Is these are
(01:23:10):
verified from the. Team these aren't resale. Tickets one hundred
and nine to seventy five is where they.
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Start so If i'm a guy who just likes The
browns AND i, GO i want to go to a,
game it's one hundred and ten bucks to just get
in the door.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
A, ticket and that's you're sitting up in the. Fives,
yeah all the way up. Top all.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
RIGHT i, mean, listen the organization is run like A
swiss time, Piece so who wouldn't want to give them more?
Money BUT i MEAN i would like to. Go and,
again if it's one hundred and nine, bucks, Fine i'll
pay one hundred and nine, bucks but give me a.
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Break but if you're already, there and that's for that
place at one hundred and ten dollars or. Whatever so
say the average tickets one hundred and fifty bucks at
this new stadium or at the Current Huntington Bank field
is fifty dollars that much. MORE i guess if you're
talking about the new, stadium is the? EXPERIENCE i don't,
know BUT i will, say how is it possible when
(01:24:08):
you look at why they want to build this stadium
The dome. Stadium we can use it year, round we
can bring in. Concerts so with all of those things,
considered wouldn't you think you would do everything you possibly
could to keep your ticket price to the football games the.
Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Same this is What i'm. Saying this is really early
in the process for him to float. This hey it
might be over two hundred, dollars but you're gonna have
a good.
Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Time it's, like, wow, yeah it's, weird, Right, like, yeah you,
there that price would drop because now there's an entire
year that you can use that you couldn't. Before it's
also one of those, quotes and again attributed to him
by THE, ap but it's also one of those quotes
where part of my brain, goes this guy's utterly out of.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Touch but, also you, know people running an organization like.
That there there's a lot of strategy, too we might
not be aware of, It But i'm, like, BOY i
don't know what the strategy is of telling your fan
base it's gonna cost you a hell of a lot
of money to come to one of these. Games SO
i don't, KNOW i don't. Know this to me sounds
(01:25:13):
like a guy who's, LIKE i want to make all
my money back right away instead of, yeah you want
to undertake an operation this, massive a relocation and a
construction project and blah blah. Blah it's gonna be a, decade,
Right oh at, least, yeah it's gonna be. Ten you,
well but it is, multipurpose so you aren't gonna just
(01:25:35):
have to rely on football games like they. Said you'll
be able to have all these kinds of you, know. Events,
theoretically that's how they sell all these new. Plays oh
you have all these. Events, yeah but you gotta get
you got to get those events to come To, cleveland,
right and now a new venue will go a long
way towards. That that's no. Joke but there are plenty
of decent venues in this market that are fighting tooth
(01:25:56):
and nail to get like conventions and concerts and things like.
That it's more than just having a you, KNOW i
think you jump to the front of the line when
you have a brand spank of new. Venue but you
can't count on. That if you tell the you, know
you tell the, Promoter, oh our tickets are gonna be
two hundred dollars a, Seat they're gonna be, like, well,
SO i don't, know BUT i.
Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
WAS i was.
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Surprised THAT i didn't hear more people talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
THAT i figured that would be red meat for every
person who's ever been to A browns. Game Jimmy haslum'm, Saying,
yeah the average ticket's gonna be over two hundred, dollars
but it's gonna be worth, it is? It because irrespective
of the price, point it hasn't been worth it up till. Now,
no but The browns do have the lowest average ticket
(01:26:42):
price in THE nfl at one hundred and Fifty they
SHOULD i just didn't know that the lowest ticket price
was one hundred and fifty eight dollars on. Average The
eagles get four hundred and seventy five dollars a. Ticket
you just can't tell me, That johnny Lunch pail is
going to football games for FIVE i have one hundred
dollars a. Seat that can't be. Right, well they're saying
(01:27:04):
that can't be. Right they're saying average on, average, Right
so one ticket's a thousand and another one's a.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Hundred so that's probably Where johnny Lunch pail's sitting right,
like he's probably getting himself in on those short money
tickets once a, year you. Know AND i say short
money at one hundred. Bucks but like The browns, too
say say one hundred and ten, dollars is you're walking,
Whatever and they're saying they have the lowest average at
one point. Fifty so If haslam is saying it's only
going up to two hundred with a new, stadium that's
(01:27:32):
not that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Bad, WELL i also think that that's probably a number
he pulled out of his, ass because he's probably just
got like some data in his head and he's, like all,
right well here's what it normally. Is i'm not saying
this is carved in short, Sure i'm just saying as an.
AVERAGE i guess that illustrates how out of TOUCH i.
AM i GUESS i didn't realize it costs three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
To go to a football, game no.
Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Clue week after week after, WEEK i see people walk
into the game. Hammered people look like they just bought.
Pants maybe that's because they spend all their money on the.
TICKET i don't, know but holy, cow and maybe he's.
Right you, know when they get that brand new thing,
built people walking over. There you, know people like stuff
(01:28:16):
that's new and shiny and uh you know that first,
season you might get everybody kicking in a ton of
money just to check the place.
Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Out but you might have diminishing returns on that. TOO
i don't.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Know but but but we're gonna have the shopping and,
Restaurants we're gonna have. Hotels, yeah you know how much
people want to stay in Brook, Park ohio as long
as you're gonna give hotels.
Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Right next to an. Airport, yeah it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Long, yeah no, LISTEN i, mean, yeah you're in the flight,
path but easy and easy. Out let's Say googa comes
To cleveland instead Of rock And. Arena he's playing the
new whatever they call, it whatever the naming rights that
they'll smear on the side of that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Building it can't be something, lame right like especially BUT i,
mean like the highest, bidder your first like shot at,
it one first, impression like you don't want to be
the the Cotext.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Dome, no but you. Go this goes to the highest
bidder for a ten year naming deal and then everybody
runs and throws their money. In they look who gave
them the most, money and they, Go, okay It's Cotex.
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
FIELD i think they can get around.
Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
That you can probably say no first time. Out i'm
sure you Can Trojans, park join Us landlive for Coverage
trouble the reservoir. Tip that's what we call this little
presidium out here by the end. Zone, yeah so. Listen
if nothing, else it'll be really interesting to see how
(01:29:48):
it all lays.
Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Out, right nobody's forcing anybody go To browns.
Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Games SO.
Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
I always assume that the people putting these projects together
know something that we. Don't, right they're not in the
business to lose. Money but there's a lot of variables in.
This this is more than just putting it and we're
again we're dealing with this In. Chicago they're gonna take
The bears out Of Soldier field and throw them out
In Arlington, heights you, know an hour from Downtown. Chicago
(01:30:17):
so great for people living in the, suburbs most of
whom are driving into the city to go To Soldier.
Field but for a lot of people who live in
the city who go To bears, games that. Sucks and SO.
Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Know hotels in a wintertime ice, Rink oh, boy out
there in a Brook park. Listen it may, be it
may be, amazing it will, be it'll be the crown
jewel Of. Cleveland who, knows, Right but you still got
to have regular traffic of people going to the things
(01:30:55):
you have and paying, money.
Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And they're gonna have to open up some form Of
they like what they. Did And i'll use The patriots
as an example again because that's my team and they
know how to make. Money The craft, family that whole
area Around Gillette stadium when they first built, it when
it Was Foxborough, stadium there was nothing there and now
it's every single store you could possibly, imagine from high
(01:31:21):
end luxury brands to the you know, whatever there's a,
target you know WHAT i, mean every single place is.
Filled there's, restaurants there's, bars there's. Hotels that's what they
need to do with this, place because if it's not
a destination for shopping you, know like an outdoor, mall
like you got what's the one near, You Crocker. Park
so if there's something like, that then, okay you know
(01:31:43):
WHAT i. Mean but if they don't and they try
to rely on oh look we have a what a
Cold stone? Creamery oh? Cool, yeah that's not gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Work it's why they Turned Wrigley field into an amusement. Park.
Right everything Around Wrigley field got like built. Up there's
like they tore down all the cool stuf that have
been there forever and they have like a giant outdoor
movie theater and roller coasters like oh, Christ so you,
know if you because people want to bring in their
kids and kids get, bored we'll take them outside stuff
(01:32:12):
for the kids.
Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
To, do ways to spend.
Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Money people are telling me That Huntington bank will still
have the naming rights for the first couple of. Seasons
oh there you, Go so it'll be The Hoopa pi
out There Brook. Park all, right, well, listen we shall.
See this thing is long ways. Off but The city
Of cleveland is SUING O dot over the permitting situation
(01:32:35):
out there because it's so close to the.
Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Airport just want their.
Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Taste rich people problems the curling car.
Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
Show on, one.
Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
on stream but we can't see. You but we'll fix that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Tonight outside your window.
Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Seven Doublemms, HELEN i can't wait for the first green
(01:33:28):
dildo to get thrown at the brand New Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Stadium well that's worth waiting, for isn't. It so by that,
time The Green Dildo society will have moved on TO
i don't know the next iteration of. NONSENSE i guess you,
know our Friend Tim disney is going to make his
triumphant return to this program On. Friday we're gonna chop it.
(01:33:51):
Up and there's no shortage of people who haven't Suggested
misney's dome because it's most prominently displayed on the, billboards of,
Course BUT i guess we'll throw that one at. Him Ozzy,
osbourne the late Great Ozzy. Osbourne that documentary of his dropped.
(01:34:12):
Today have you already watched?
Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
IT i have.
Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Not it's named after one of his more recent. Songs
it's called Was It No escape From? Now No escape From?
Now is that it's over there On Paramount plus drops
the same day as his, Memoir so if you're, Like,
NAH i don't want to watch Something i'd rather read About.
Ozzy it's Called Last, rites not his first, memoir, right
(01:34:35):
didn't he Write he's written a couple along the. WAY
I Am OZ I Am. Ozzie there you. Go but
the book was finished right before he, died And Rolling
stone describes it as, haunting revelatory and deeply. Sad how
about that a deeply? Sad, well, yeah story From Ozzy.
Osbourne you know he seemed like such a cheery. Guy,
(01:34:56):
WELL i think because you know the ending is my
guess where issue comes in? There, yeah but everybody, dies, right,
right but not Everybody's ozzy and nobody will Be. YEAH
I Am ozzie was his memoir in twenty. TEN i
guess if You're, ozzy you're living enough life for multiple.
Memoirs do you even read that?
Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
One, no that's a good, Book but this, one this
new book only focuses on Post parkinson's.
Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Diagnosis, well that's my, understanding the documentary and the. BOOK i,
mean if he's done all these other, books that's probably
the only new. Stuff, right you hear anything else about snorting?
Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
On that's WHAT i was gonna?
Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Says he hadn't done that in a long, time, right
guy's been sober for a couple of. Decades the twenty
ten MEMOIR I Am. Ozzie there's a nineteen ninety eight
episode Of behind The. Music there's a documentary from twenty
eleven Called God Bless Ozzy. Osbourne there's a twenty twenty
documentary Called The Nine lives Of Ozzy. Osbourne and now
(01:35:54):
his final documentary Called No escape From now drops On
Paramount Plus, today chronicle his painful last years and his
quest to play one final. Concert Whoof, so you, know
in a, way you know the, backstory, right so when you, go,
well there probably isn't much story left to. Tell that's
(01:36:15):
where this probably comes. In and so he spent the
last few years working on this memoir and it focuses
on the final chapter of his, life but also flashes
back to encounters with people Like Keith moon And Bond
(01:36:36):
scott And Steve marriott and other you, know people he
came up with but ultimately. Outlived he was going to
retire back in twenty eighteen when he came off the.
Road that was his second farewell. Tour you, know twenty
eighteen is when we Had ozzie to do the fiftieth
anniversary concert FOR Mms out Of. Blossom, NOW i don't
(01:36:58):
know where he was in the timeline for, that but
he had done The No More tours tour and that
was the farewell, tour and then he Did No More tours,
too so his Second farewell. Tour and of, course you,
Know sharon is always looking for a new revenue. Stream
(01:37:18):
that is her, job after. ALL i always Thought Sharon
osbourne kind of took a lot of lumps for doing
what a manager. Does she was his, wife of, course
but she was also his, manager and so you're looking
for places to put your, client and you, know she
was talking, about, oh Maybe ozzie will do like a
(01:37:39):
residency In, vegas AND i don't Think ozzie was all
receptive to.
Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
That he's like one My Barry.
Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Manilow no disrespect To Barry, manilow of, course you. Know
but he had a relapse about fifteen years ago right,
now it wasn't that. Long twelve years twenty twelve is
when he started, again and that didn't work out very
well for, him and then he got hooked on steroids
(01:38:07):
because he had problems with his.
Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Voice just a guy who even.
Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
The irony is when you stop doing recreational, drugs you
end up on all of these prescriptions to take care
of the things that the Fun times left you, with
and then you gotta you gotta like be careful with.
Those but an entire generation of people only Know ozzy
from THE mtv, show.
Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
And in a weird.
Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Way as famous As ozzie, was he said that that
era of his career being ON mtv and that show
blowing up really messed with his, head that that was
a different level of fame for, him.
Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
That it.
Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Kind of jacked him up a, bit.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
And that they were all happy when the show was
over because his kids were taking drugs And sharon got
cancer and you, know blah blah. Blah so the DOCUMENTARY
i think will be quite interesting if you're An ozzie,
fan even if you're. Not you, know there aren't many
of his ilk, left the you, know the the, lifers
(01:39:20):
the long, timers certainly nobody at his level that was.
DOING i remember there was a collection Of ozzy, well
it was Called nativity And. Black remember The Black sabbath.
Tribute they did one Called nativity And black and it
was a bunch of bands obviously Doing sabbath, covers and
then they did a second version of. That we were
talking About Buster rhymes, earlier And Buster rhymes did Iron
(01:39:42):
man on That nativity In black, two which was a
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Version BUT i don't Think ozzie And Buster rhymes got.
Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Along another reveal in the doc commentary in the memoirs
that he didn't care much For David Lee. Roth that's a.
Bummer you know what suck if somebody that you probably
look up to as a, peer you, know is publicly
LIKE i don't care for that guy that. Much like
that sucks Because, dave you're you're still a fan Of.
(01:40:19):
Ozzie you him And Van halen opened For sabbath in seventy.
Eight ozzie Loved eddie Van halen dead five years ago,
Yesterday but he didn't Like David Lee. Roth always, smiling never,
unhappy comes from a well to do. Family maybe that's
(01:40:40):
why we had nothing in. Common, boy if that's the
worst you can say about a, Guy this guy was always,
Smiling this guy was always. Happy, yeah he was neck
deep in pong. Tang that's why what the hell likes happy? People,
yes nobody wants to deal with happy, folks he, goes
you never knew if he was spinning you a lot
of crown or. Not one minute he's getting his law.
(01:41:01):
Degree then he says he's a part time. Paramedic and, yeah,
member When David Lee roth just like went off the
grid as far as celebrity, went he became like an
EM i still don't know if that was an urban.
Legend he became an emt In. Manhattan, NO i think that's. Real, yeah,
okay he went To, japan he got like full you,
know he got like a full yakuza tattoos on his,
(01:41:22):
body and he came back like the illustrated. Man but,
uh he, said there was always this story going around
that me And David Lee roth had a cocaine duel
during that, tour meeting who could snort the most coke
before they keeled. Over And ozzy h literally doesn't. Remember he's,
(01:41:43):
like it's possible that it, happened but, uh it's more
likely than.
Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
NOT i doubt it.
Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Is what he.
Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Said, yeah, well, anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
And ozzie didn't Want Brad wilke to play on The
Last Sabbath. Tour of, course he's the rage against The
machine drummer and he would go out With, ozzy But
ozzie demanded That Tommy clefido's was the drummer on the
tour because they had a very good working relationship and
blah blah, blah and quite, Frankly ozzie doesn't really want
(01:42:17):
to talk about all of his side, pieces which you
can understand.
Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
That, YEAH i, mean what is there to talk? About,
YEAH i mean at this point the stories are. There,
yeah people know if they want to find, out they
can look it. Up why go through it?
Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
Again, yeah well put the herd on people that love.
Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
YOU i had.
Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Documentary you, know they're trying to get good sound bites and,
stuff and so, Yeah ozzie died seventeen days after that
Final Black sabbath.
Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Show there In.
Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
England but The ozzie, documentary WHICH i guess they put
like a there was a story was that they were
going to premiere it on THE bbc a couple of weeks,
ago but then they were asked to not premiere. It
and it was nothing more outrageous than they wanted to
put more footage in it BECAUSE i think he had just,
died so they're, like why not going to put this
out with him still alive at the, end.
Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
And so that documentary on is this something.
Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
You'll watch or?
Speaker 9 (01:43:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Oh absolutely well oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah oh it was
a different documentary that they were going to show on THE. Bbc,
OH i see different documentary Called Coming. Home so that
was probably much more you, Know british centric Ew ozzy Osbald.
John but at least you know what there's got to.
(01:43:43):
BE i always think Of warren Z von who was
given a terminal diagnosis about a year before he, died
and he made the rounds putting together his final, work
and so he called all of his famous friends and
they wrote songs and jammed. TOGETHER i don't think he
did a final. TOUR i think by that time he
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was not in any shape to do. That but he
did a final album and then, died and so at
LEAST i guess there's something to be said for you,
know the end is coming and sooner than. Later but you,
know you can put your artistic affairs in. ORDER i,
mean you almost never See Amy, osbourne. Right she wanted
(01:44:25):
nothing to do with THE mtv. Show she wanted to
succeed or fail on her own. Merits she didn't want
to just Be ozzy And sharon's, kid but she's in
this documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Because at that, point you're, like what are you hiding?
Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
From you, know you didn't ask For ozzy to be your,
dad but also like your Dad's, ozzy so you. Know
But i'm sure he really had to be you, know
coaxed into doing a lot of the things that he
finally did at the. End BUT i think it's funny
(01:44:59):
that his complain About David lee rothis is the guy
who was always.
Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
Happy.
Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
YEAH i think like She amy is like the exact
opposite Of jack And, Kelly like they don't they're not
close at, All like they don't.
Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Know she's like a, singer songwriter or. Something she would,
like you, know throw her guitar on her back and
would play sit on a stool in. Bars AND i
don't think she want anybody to know that because she
went by a stage, name, RIGHT i don't think she
wanted anybody to know that she Was ozzie's. Kid Amy
osbourne is forty. Two she was the lead singer of
(01:45:29):
a synthpop band Called. Aroo, yes she's just a bit
of an actress. Too from WHAT i, understand her And
kelly And jack don't. Speak there's, no like the first
time they were together in ages was at the. Funeral oh,
okay all, right well, Anyway uh, yeah she wanted. To although,
(01:45:50):
strangely they all kind of look like they've been to mom's.
Doctor oh, Yeah amy And kelly And sharon all look exactly,
alike and not in a hereditary.
Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Way, no they'll look exactly. Alike jack looks. GOOD i
just saw a video with. Him he looks like he
like he he's, healthy you know WHAT i. Mean he
looks good.
Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
Because he was dealing with stuff too of a pharmaceutical.
Nature oh, YEAH i think for a long. Time and,
yeah he got himself into.
Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Shape, YEAH i forget WHAT i just saw him, on
but he was on some interview talk show and he looked.
Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Great you See Jonah. Hill, No, wolf you found. IT
i shouldn't say Wof, No, no he's super. Skinny he's
shooting a, movie SO i assumed that he lost a
bunch of weight for the. Movie but there's a couple
of pap shots of him coming out of a trailer
and you can't even tell it's. Him super. Thin, yeah so,
obviously AGAIN i assume that's for whatever. Movie oh, Wow,
(01:46:45):
yeah he's real he's wearing like a blonde. Wig, yeah
beard and.
Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Yeah if you listen to us on The iHeartRadio, app
you can always use that red microphone button to leave
us messages With reckless abandon.
Speaker 14 (01:46:57):
On Its eric In, Penhills, Pennsylvania and yesterday's, show you
were talking About Wa wa and other places with their
seasonal turkey, offerings and you, said have you ever heard
someone say someone so drop the turkey? Rito, no well
you must not remember a place In pittsburgh Called Mad.
Mex every year they have the Gobble. Rito too much
local fan. There and speaking of local, USERS i noticed
(01:47:17):
your impersonation is slipping a bit. Lately ever since The
Chicago pope came along a little bit Of chicago slipping.
In your impersonation needs read.
Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
It, Up read it, up read. Up you got read
up your, impression all. RIGHT i don't know Where Mad mex.
Is my divorce apartment was across the street From Mad.
MEX i gained fifteen pounds eating over. There getting hammered
On margarita's is like a just a burger of a burrito.
Joint or is it A Mexican it's called Mad. Mex,
(01:47:45):
yeah there's maybe two or three of them in and,
around in and Around. Pittsburgh but there's one across the
street from my divorce, apartment SO i was there all the.
Speaker 9 (01:47:55):
Time.
Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Yeah someone mentioned that. Yesterday it was like the gobbler
rita gobbled. Rito, yeah the gobble. RITO i can't say
THAT i ever had.
Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
IT A thanksgiving feast of roasted, turkey breast, stuffing black,
bean mashed, potatoes and corn doused with, gravy all stuffed
into a, burrito cranberry sauce on the. Side Rom so
you don't want that hot cranberry, SAUCE i.
Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
Just put my.
Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
Cold i'm all for the hot. Sandwich just give me
the cold cranberry. Sauce they also do a waffle fry,
poutine so again real healthy and and but, NO i
would go over there AND i would get hammered On
margarita's BECAUSE i was getting, divorced rob you know WHAT i.
Mean i'm living in an apartment by, myself surrounded my
boxes and never. Unpacked, YEAH i just had my. End
(01:48:43):
across the street was a on one corner was A
Benny hannah and on the other corner Was Mad Mex
AND i would uh, Uh AND i was on that
exact same PATIO a day before my birthday WHEN i
got the call THAT i was getting fired In. Pittsburgh,
(01:49:07):
yike mad mechs AND i go go way. BACK i
got repeatedly hammered on their. Patio, alan Is David Lee
roth gonna watch That ozzie? Documentary yea, Yeah will you
walk to your television and, go, oh he can't? Wait
(01:49:34):
rob very, Excited. Alan cleveland businesses are gonna take a
big hit at The browns. Move, well, yeah this is
this is why the city Of cleveland is trying to
claw the team.
Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
Back but they're not going. To they're not going.
Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
To BUT i also don't know how that part of
the city is going to. ACCOMMODATE i, know you got.
To it's gonna be all this road. Construction there's gonna
be eminent, domain and it's gonna be all this you,
know they're gonna literally and figuratively plow over every obstacle
to get that thing. DONE i just don't the best
you can hope. For you, know people joke about that
strip Of Brook. Park you know it's car dealerships and strip,
(01:50:12):
clubs you, know half of which have, closed and trailer
parks and, whatever and that's, fine but it's not like
people in the trailer park are could be going across
the street to spend three hundred dollars for A browns.
Game so it's not like you can get the. Townies,
YEAH i don't. KNOW i, MEAN i don't really have
skin in that. GAME i guess as a TAXPAYER i.
(01:50:33):
Do but seeing how this whole thing cause, again initial
development plans are always pie in the sky and then
they get pared, down you, know when you run into
reality or. Whatever but they're not going to get The
browns back, downtown which really does, suck really sucks for those,
(01:50:55):
businesses you, know because it's a lot of fun down
there on game. Day SO i can't imagine they're gonna
have like A muni loot tailgate in Brook, park right
this brand spanking New land mass and they're gonna have
those maniacs out, there and you know they. Should they
should their first order of. Business by the, way you
(01:51:16):
want to ingratiate yourself to these people that you're now,
saying are you're asking them to spend hundreds of dollars
more than they might have. Before great way to ingratiate
yourself is to have a specifically designated munilt for people
who want a. Tailgate you, know you're gonna have to
have room for these guys who you know sunk their
(01:51:38):
life savings into having a friggin mystery machine van retrofitted
and orange and brown dumb cyber truck With brown's colors on.
It you're gonna have to have some kind of space
for those people to let their freak flag. Fly and
NOW i just want To.
Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
MARGARITA i have to say That i've been been thinking
about drinking all day, long, say going across the street
and getting drunk On. Margarita's now that's ALL i want
to do is have a. MARGARITA i know it's a
place next door At. Margarita's, OH i hate. YOU i
don't want him.
Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
Anymore uh see it's a version, Therapy. ROB i knew
that would take care of your thirst for a. Margarita,
well NOW i just want a dirty. Martini now you
just want to punch somebody in the. Face and that
somebody is probably Named Alan cox One James. Buffett margarita's are. Good,
(01:52:34):
yeah the place next, door.
Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
They'd make you. ONE i bet, Boy i've, Been i've.
Been i've been a sucker for spicy drinks, lately like spicy.
Margarita's since there goes the, cruise go through the building
and around a, barrio they'll make you. One they had
that that what was the name of that, place, Uh
nuovovo down there on the Nice street. Pier they had
that that spicy. Mango, yeah it was, awesome like a jlapeno.
(01:53:01):
Margarito so THEN i started making my own spicy. VODKA
i bought spicy peppers in that.
Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
City i'm.
Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Done dirty martinis with Spicy vodka's.
Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Awesome. Wow so that's WHAT i, drink all, Right dirty
martini with spicy. Vodka, YEAH i make it. Myself it's. Awesome.
Huh just sound.
Speaker 12 (01:53:22):
Good, wicked, spicy, wicked, spicy, wicked wigging, hot making my butt. Paka,
anyway thank, You. Eric they're In Penn hills.
Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Taking me Down Memory lane With Mad max and The
Gobblerito The Allen Cox. Show one call The Alan Cox.
Speaker 9 (01:53:49):
Show Alan cox is the worst strut time Personality i've ever.
Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Two one seven or eight one double oh. Seven, yeah
one last shot for you this afternoon to grab some
money from the buzzard. Bookie so five point thirty will
(01:54:20):
be that last keyword of the. Day then we fire
it all up again tomorrow morning WITH. Rmg But he's got.
Him stansbury's got.
Speaker 13 (01:54:29):
HIM i got.
Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
Him let any chance for you to get some of that.
Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Money cavaliers preseason basketball starts tonight seven o'clock tip off
around the corner here at The Rocket arena against The Chicago.
Bolls six thirty pre. Game we'll get out of here
just in Case Truck russ is. Listening we will get
out of here around six' ten And then i'll play
a block of commercials And then i'll come Back and
(01:54:54):
i'll play a couple of songs and then we'll get
into a pre Game before bulls calves tonight on.
Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
The, buzzer wow That's Rishdid jackson ford?
Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
To listen love the?
Speaker 15 (01:55:05):
Show today you had some caller leave you a message
in regards to signing off a little, Too early but
then you started talking about the songs you play come
up around like six fifteen to. Six thirty those are
some of the best songs the radio Has on you
pull out some. Deep, Guys man they're. GOOD songs i
don't know why anybody would complain. About that shoot sign
off a little earlier and play a little bit. More,
music man you got.
Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
Taste, bye Okay so Rich. And jacksonville it's a thinly veiled.
Compliment there he's going the. Other, way hey you should
sign off earlier and play more of those songs. YOU
play i do because after, THE break i play A
song i want, to play and then we get back
into regularly. Scheduled programming so contrary to What truck russ
said earlier in his long, winded tirade it's my, real
(01:55:48):
estate rob until. Six, thirty correct. That's right this is
my from two to six thirty is my. Real estate
whether Or not i'm talking on. THE air i realize
you're the program director of the, radio STATION and i
imagine from time To time i've played a song at
the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
And with his programming Head on rozerman like? Whoof nope, oh, yeah,
NO man i usually text, you like oh.
Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
All right SO if i am the Show, at gojira
because nobody has, THE pride i don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
You play, NICE okay I mean i don't think we
need to do two hours. To, MIDNIGHT no.
Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
I understand i don't try to go. Too crazy you
don't in one direction. Or, ANOTHER right i don't want
to like give, People, whiplash NO but i think. IT'S
great i think it adds to the. Radio Station And i'm.
Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
I'm listen i'm a person that working for a company,
like this they get puckered working with someone like Me
because i'm the one, who says the more, you play.
Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
The.
Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Better right we don't play music twenty four to seven
on this. Radio station that may come as a shock to.
Some people but when we play, something thing it should, be,
like oh that's, really GOOD or i haven't heard that in,
a while or let me grab SHAZAM because i don't
know what.
Speaker 6 (01:57:05):
That is you play?
Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
That, song uh oh god?
Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Is it is? It well because oh? Go ahead people,
will say oh, my god what was?
Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
That Song and i'll write.
Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Them back i'll go it.
Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
WAS this i think That the Death And resurrection show
is the one that you pop in every single killing
j every once in. A while i love.
Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
That song.
Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Great song, hell. Yeah yeah SO if i End With
america Horse With, No, name, hey, listen man in my
in my, honest opinion this is a rock. Song man
this is one of THOSE songs i could listen to
on a loop for an. Entire day, of course you
(01:57:42):
could just keep GOING and i would not care at all.
Those harmonies, bro oh, come on. YOU know i kind
of whiffed, yesterday though because not, really whiffed but because
It was Eddie van halen's the Anniversary of Eddie van.
(01:58:04):
Halen's death yeah? YOU played i Played a Yeah van,
halen too WHICH is i think is one of their more.
Underrated songs. Great song probably not your best choice in
title For dead Eddie. Van halen he's been dead for.
Five years you could have gone with like ice. Cream,
MANNERS well i flipped. A coin it was either going
to be hang them high or it was going to.
BED a i went with a, great again play it
(01:58:29):
whatever you. WANT again i didn't mean anything, by it by,
the way there was no. SUBTEXT there i love. DA
anyway i should Have played, rush no because we YOU
and i went to that thing At The, rock hall
and that's all anybody was talking about Yesterday was rush Coming.
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
TO cleveland i did an Hour of rush, AT noon,
i know but it was nice to pay tribute To
to Eddie van halen anniversary of. HIS death i think that.
Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Was fantastic there's a handful of rush Songs that i'll
rotate and kind of sometimes end the show. With too,
SO yeah i don't like to go Too, far afield
you KNOW what. I mean to, Your point i'm not
going to Be playing i'm not playing my two hours
to midnight stuff at the end of this SHOW because
i don't want to burn. IT out i want people
to hear It On, saturday night which they Will this
(01:59:11):
saturday night TEN of Mi, at night Me And corey
Rodick And. PAT butler i Didn't Know dave grol played
drums on. That song he plays drums on that whole
ALBUM that i think that was The. Killing, joke yeah
really like when they hadn't done an album in, a
While And dave grohl was a. Big fan that album
(01:59:33):
is from two thousand. AND three i had never heard
of them BEFORE UNTIL i i the. FIRST time i
never heard a. Killing, joke NO when i first, GOT
here i was driving home.
Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
One, night yeah and you played that SONG and i
shizammed IT because i didn't know what, it, Was UH
and i instantly down put it on. MY playlist i,
was like this IS everything i LOVE and i had
no idea who that.
Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
Band, was yeah that kind of comeback Record had dave
grole playing every track.
Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
ON it i think it was just.
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Self Titled But killing joke's been around since, the seventies
so like there's a couple of killing joke Songs that
metallica does on, Garage days Like the weight is a killing,
Joke song oh. IT is I think i Think crash
Course In brain surgery is a killing, joke SONG but
i could. Be wrong, but no they were, a big
big deal In like british punk, and rock, and yeah
(02:00:22):
it was not familiar with them in The Least love
killing but that song that you play.
Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Is awesome he kind of has Like a lemmy sound to. His,
voice yeah it's. REALLY great i don't know that they've
had like they've had a couple.
Speaker 2 (02:00:31):
Of hits eighties was a big hit, for them but
you know they've always done something a little. Bit, different
yeah but they've been around since the. Late Seventies Love. Killing,
joke yeah the Cover A, cinnamon girl like all that
stuff that you THROW and i love, sure man that's
the uh who? THE replicants i think, So Yeah, cinnamon
girl but they slow it? Way down.
Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
Very antcclaimactic.
Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
Does that sound you HEARD when i was talking a.
Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Minute ago was every corporate programmer's butt pole slamming SHUT.
Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
When, i said go ahead and do whatever, you want just.
Having fun come on one song at the end of.
The show it makes the radio station.
Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
More alive you listen to all these, Other, stations dude
it all sounds.
Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
The same it's all JUST like i.
Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
Don't know we always joke around about, being scripted but
sometimes radio just. Sounds scripted THAT'S why i love this.
Radio station, we go let the inmates run, the asylum
pull the curtain back a.
Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
Little bit one of our vps with this company who oversees,
this region we go.
Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
WAY back i really do. Like her she's, real sharp
she's very good at what.
Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
She DOES and i was talking to her a while
back and, she, Goes hey i'm in charge Of the
chicago market now. FOR iHeart, i, go, oh great there's
some very good people doing good work there and blah.
Blah blah and she's trying to pick my brain About
the chicago MARKET and, i go sounds like every other, market,
Now yeah and that's a huge bummer BECAUSE when i was,
Growing up chicago was a bit not just because, my
(02:02:21):
HOMETOWN but i mean. For radio it was a market unlike.
Any OTHER and, i said now it just sounds like.
Speaker 10 (02:02:28):
Everything market, she's, like, oh why, we mean, why listen
it sounds like every other radio.
Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Market now SO when i, go home, You know, i'm.
Speaker 6 (02:02:36):
Like YEAH well.
Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
I think, I mean i still have a couple. Of
stations i'll listen to my, old station and, You know
i'll LISTEN, next rt and, YOU know i have friends
that are still on the, air There so i'll. Punch
around but it doesn't crackle the way that it. Used
TO and i know that that's a function of the
evolution or devolution of the business. Or whatever but It's
like i'd love to tell you some, you know you
(02:02:57):
know story about every market has its own footprint, and
whatever and you know it does to, some degree but
to a, bigger degree, you know sounds like every.
Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
Other city cleveland is the exception to, the RULE and
mms is the exception to that like most most places,
you go and if you travel, for work you know
Exactly what i'm. Talking about people do not care about
radio the way that they do in. This market there's
no question.
Speaker 2 (02:03:22):
About THAT well i did tell, HER that, I said
chicago is the rare major market where they still do
give a crap. About RADIO so, i said you have
that going for you for a city. That size it's Still.
The midwest but friends of mine who are, you, know
working and they're in much more tenuous POSITIONS than i
am as. A, result right they're not doing talk but,
you Know The new YORK and la And, in chicago
(02:03:43):
those kinds, of Places and, i'm like we have such
a UNICORN.
Speaker 9 (02:03:48):
With.
Speaker 2 (02:03:49):
Mms yeah, they're, like man you they're in awe of
what this radio station is and what we. Do here and,
you know, they're like oh, my god it must. BE great, i, go,
well listen everybody's kind of got their pressures and. All
that but it really is People in cleveland who are
they've ALWAYS had, mms yeah and it's such a big
(02:04:10):
deal and you don't really realize it unless you do
some traveling and, you're like and we hear from people
all the time when you traveling, they're like oh, my god,
go yeah and it's it's nothing. That that It's nothing
i'd ever take. For granted so, it's yeah it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
Wild.
Speaker 2 (02:04:26):
THOUGH anyway i don't know when they used to feel
like they do record Store day once, a year and
now it feels like they do. It quarterly but they
one of the big releases. This year if you're of
a Certain age i'm a, gen xer is they are
re releasing the McGruff The crime. Dog album do you
(02:04:48):
remember McGruff The? Crime dog smart kids don't? Use? DRUGS
right i think it was the precursor to dare and Just.
Say no was McGruff The. Crime dog he was taking
a out of crime and they had a, you know
low tech propaganda was you would get albums into. Kids'
(02:05:08):
classrooms it's HOW gen x kids could all recite the
McDonald's menu because McDonald's back in the day was sending
out these little albums and they'd have fun little, theme
songs but the lyrics were the stuff on. The menu
and so that's how they ingratiated themselves with generations of
kids who could to, this day probably a lot of
(02:05:28):
you from muscle memory recount the old McDonald's menu in
a certain meter. And, rhyme well the McGruff The crime
dog album is getting. A reissue i don't know if
anybody was clamoring, for it but SOMEBODY who i guess
saw some value in the nostalgia, of it and there's
great tracks on. This album make. No mistake cocaine. And
(02:05:52):
crack that was one of my. Favorite ones he was
in crack and cocaine to.
Speaker 4 (02:06:03):
Get high that what, you, say no.
Speaker 6 (02:06:08):
But it's.
Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
Really insane you. Could die what are you?
Speaker 6 (02:06:13):
Thinking it.
Speaker 4 (02:06:16):
Because nobody's need and that crack and cocaine there's terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
TROUBLE behind, i mean are you getting?
Speaker 9 (02:06:24):
The?
Speaker 1 (02:06:24):
POINT sorry i sure ram crack and cocaine answering CALLS there,
i know and he. Hung up he. Hung up oh
did he have a lot? To say AND then, i said,
hold on we'll put. You on let ME guess mms
sucks now is great in nineteen. Seventy four that's almost
exactly what, he said except he said that you sissy up.
THE station, i, Do YEAH and, i said you, know
(02:06:46):
what WHY don't, i said do you want to just
tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
That? Around you just tell? Him that? Did he i'd
love him to explain it to me because he might be.
Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
ONTO something i. DON'T know i, don't know but you're
a you sissy? It, up now cissy. It up stop
sissying up this. Radio station well a SERREMONY our t
shirt it need. More directions.
Speaker 13 (02:07:06):
This one's.
Speaker 2 (02:07:07):
Called alcohol.
Speaker 4 (02:07:08):
You've conducy alcohol fills your world?
Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
With lies list? Do me alcohol fills your world? With
lies that's. A lie alcohol fills your world with the truth. And,
fun yes this is from nineteen, eighty six so you'd
have to be a gen xer to kind of really
remember the McGruff The crime.
Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
Dog album it, is okay it seems so, Very, nice
robin you'd best be.
Speaker 2 (02:07:40):
LOOKING twice, i, mean listen being straight? Is okay straight?
From drugs, oh yeah just making. SURE listen I know
i was GONNA say i know nothing about McGruff's predilections
as far as sexual, orientation goes. But listen it had
all the on that McGruff smart kids Take a bite
(02:08:03):
on a. Crime album it had a cocaine, and crack
which minds you in nineteen, eighty six kind of ahead
of the Curve on crack. Two albums it was a,
double album so. Four sides once you got to side
too of the, second album he had kind of down
shifted into gangs and shoplifting and, you know, drug abuse.
(02:08:26):
Hitch hiking there was a track on the album for.
Child molestation, oh boy that's a tough. Song, DIRECT now
i went To a, catholic school so you know there
were a lot of faculty going, ew physician, heel thyself,
but yeah make your. Body last alcohol abuse sounds Like
A peggy. SCOTT song i don't KNOW if i have
(02:08:49):
the sexual, molestation track but they have. Re, released uh
there's one. From marijuana there's one. For, inhalance right if
you're prone to huff and paint, doing, whippets.
Speaker 1 (02:09:03):
Winners.
Speaker 2 (02:09:04):
Don't use, hold on let me listen to this, marijuana
TRACK because i don't recall all.
Speaker 9 (02:09:08):
Of.
Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
THEM marijuana i don't try it.
Speaker 3 (02:09:15):
At all.
Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
It's like me eating. YOUR head i wonder who did.
THE voice i didn't really. Track, that yeah who did
the uh McGruff the crime? Dog voice.
Speaker 6 (02:09:35):
And, you know good?
Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
At all, you gambles.
Speaker 6 (02:09:49):
All.
Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
Right anyway Advertising Executive jack keel also voiced the character, About,
that wait how about that huh don't pay don't pay a.
Voiceover guy you're at the ad. Advertising agency maybe he
should just sound, Like this oh, My, god jack, that's great.
That's beautiful let's you don't want to. Hear, it no,
let's know we don't have to pay. Him, anything well
that's just your Regular. VOICE jack, i KNOW but I
(02:10:11):
guess i'll have, a dog maybe something a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
More uplifting, I'm glad i'm me Shades Of fred Rogers about,
I'm glad i'm.
Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
ME boy i could have used this as, a kid
you KNOW what.
Speaker 2 (02:10:27):
I mean, i mean this came OUT when i was in,
high SCHOOL but i could have used Something like I'm
glad i'm me a little earlier than. NINETEEN years i like,
being ME and i know that. YOU agree i wanted
to be anybody but me in nineteen. EIGHTY six i
could have really had the corollary, to this, you. KNOW
McGruff i can't believe they didn't do McGruff the. Rhyme
dog then there. Was out every time they wanted to,
(02:10:48):
reach kids they would do some lame.
Speaker 1 (02:10:49):
Mass rap there was a guy who voiced him after
That Named, john morales and he was sentenced to sixteen
years in prison and from a twenty eleven arrest where
they seized one thousand, marijuana plants twenty, seven weapons including
a GRENADE, launcher.
Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
Wow and nine thousand rounds. Of ammunition he was the,
voice guy or he was the guy that would walk
around in.
Speaker 1 (02:11:13):
The outfit no he was the. Voice guy he was
the guy who voiced mcruff after that. Original guy oh that's.
The best so that guy is still. In prison it sounds.
That way this was, Twenty fourteen and the best part
is it sounds like he used all of those songs
as like a roadmap to become the guy that. Got
arrested i've got plenty of marijuana and a were dead
(02:11:38):
launcher with nine thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:11:39):
Active rounds, you know most dealers don't have songs about,
their product but this. Guy, does yeah a song called
inhalence roadmap to. Breaking, bad yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
McGruff learn.
Speaker 2 (02:11:54):
A lesson so true thurs danger. In inhalence they can
break you into.
Speaker 3 (02:12:04):
Some.
Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
Nervousness inhaling that's. A, lot yet don't want to black
ring around.
Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
Your.
Speaker 1 (02:12:14):
Mouth kids if you, do it you could set yourself.
On fire when you light.
Speaker 2 (02:12:20):
A cigarett your parents ask why your lips and tongue.
Are silver.
Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
Inhal, it's, yeah okay wack in duster will make You see, jesus.
Speaker 2 (02:12:34):
Smart kids make your. Body last is that an exercise
THING or? I? Hope? So, YEAH anyway i can't find
the one from. The album on some of the he
did a track on. Sexual molestation couldn't find. That one
maybe they've edited the original McGruff The crime dog album
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smart kids don't. Use, DRUGS yeah i was a freshman
high when this, came out so with a little bit
too old, for THIS but i do.
Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
Remember it at.
Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
The time kids younger than me would have been your
p ones for the McGruff The crime. Dog Album The
Allen cock show on.
Speaker 6 (02:13:14):
One hundred.
Speaker 2 (02:13:19):
This is the best time of the year when the leaves,
are falling and so is.
Speaker 16 (02:13:25):
Your eye que because you're Listening To The Allen.
Speaker 2 (02:13:28):
Cox show on one hundred POINT. Seven wmms.
Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
He opens. Your eyes you've conducing alcohol ills your world
with lies list, big.
Speaker 2 (02:13:53):
News bro handful of people are telling, me that like
That McGruff crime dog alcohol song is A stealing dan,
Rip off it. REALLY is i mean nineteen, eighty six
that would have been a few years after those guys
called it quits the, First TIME so I guess i
didn't think of the connection there, was it not, like
hey nineteen.
Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:14:14):
Alcohol WELL mag, i mean you know this song is
About Uh, quervo gold The. Fine colombian there's been no
shortage of controversy over whether Or not colombian or first
to cocaine or. A cigar i'm a. Team cigar, no
way you think. It's cocaine, Oh yeah quervo. And, COCAINE
yeah i think of them as being kind of more
(02:14:36):
relaxed and A fine. Colombian cigar but this IS what.
I think i don't know that they've ever. Specified It
i've i'm a nerd About. Seely Dan so i've read
like books people have written about, their songs and, you
know things like.
Speaker 1 (02:14:49):
That the rails were keeping them going so they could
drink more.
Speaker 2 (02:14:51):
Quer, vote okay well The ones rebecca was a heroin,
guy though, so, well yeah you don't start with, heroin,
people do they go right? To heroin, All right so
you Think the, quervo gold The fine columbi and yeah
you think that's coke? Yea yo yet?
Speaker 1 (02:15:12):
All, right absolutely, well again there's been, no shortage Even
Among sealy. DAN fans i.
Speaker 2 (02:15:16):
Don't know that that has ever been unequivocally put.
Speaker 1 (02:15:20):
To rest what they know.
Speaker 2 (02:15:23):
You can't keep going, oh, wait, YEAH yeah i mean
this was late Stage. Seely dan the first, time arrived
they just Keep going, Quervou gold you can't drink, all night.
Speaker 6 (02:15:48):
Stay On The.
Speaker 2 (02:15:49):
Quervo, gold wow ain't Taking that columbia to keep? Yourself
away make tonight a. Wonderful thing when we're Cocaine And,
quervo okay.
Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
They're like Oh Look, Querivo Gold.
Speaker 2 (02:16:01):
Quervo. GOLD listen i didn't even start DRINKING until i
was in my. MID twenties i didn't do it. In
college and So seely dan played no small part in
me just Defaulting To quervo gold because of that. Goddamn
SONG because i, Was, LIKE okay i. Don't know i'm not,
Smoking cigars i'm not. Doing cocaine I'll Drink. Quervo gold
(02:16:22):
that's a quila with. FOOD coloring i know NOW if,
I ORDER if i asked the bartender if They have,
quervo gold they look, At me well they did they?
Have it they had it at the. Rush, thing yeah
they just had. Regular regular WHERE was? I? RECENTLY where?
I asked and, she, GOES yeah i do.
Speaker 1 (02:16:41):
Have gold got WHERE?
Speaker 2 (02:16:42):
WAS i i was just SOMEWHERE and i, was surprised
because you, know me either give me the rock gut
stuff or give me the thirty dollars a. Shot stuff
it's a lot. O good i don't need no Fair. To,
midland hey do you Guys Have? Quervo, gold no, We,
don't OKAY could? I?
Speaker 6 (02:16:58):
Have uh.
Speaker 2 (02:17:00):
I'll, Take, THAT patron i guess you know you don't
have anything more? High end do you you know that
sealed bottle up there that's in the? Little case could
you unlock that?
Speaker 1 (02:17:09):
For me could you cut?
Speaker 2 (02:17:10):
The seal that hand? Painted, Bottle yeah i'll. Take, that.
Speaker 9 (02:17:15):
Yeah LIKE what?
Speaker 1 (02:17:16):
I like, you Know Today's National.
Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
TACO day i have to assume that our friend colleague
and one of my co hosts for two hours, To Midnight,
pat butler will be, you know he Is Enjoying taco Tuesday.
Every tuesday let's check his but as It Is National taco.
Speaker 1 (02:17:34):
Day, his instagram he's always got it.
Speaker 2 (02:17:36):
POSTED it i know. He. Does, PAT.
Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
Oh i don't see.
Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
A story oh, All right well maybe he's to make sure.
He's okay you, gonna say maybe he's under. The weather
so there's all kinds of PLACES doing I Guess National
taco day is The first Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
In october is? THAT today i thought? Last, week oh
this is The first Tuesday. In, OCTOBER okay i was
thinking that last week was.
Speaker 2 (02:18:02):
The first so all kinds of places are doing free
tacos or they're doing, you know cheap tacos.
Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
OR whatever i just text him and asked him if he, was, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:18:12):
Yeah let, me Know because i'm worry a going to
have to rework our Playlist for saturday night and two hours.
To Midnight and pat has got a great set list for.
His part he sends me. His Songs corey roddick sends.
ME his i, have mine AND then i put them
all together and that's the show that we Perform on,
(02:18:34):
saturday nights and so. It's awesome, So Anyway. Taco Bell
maybe I'll Get taco bell on the way. HOME tonight
i still haven't had That new mountain dew and people keep,
asking ME and i feel like a real SCHMUCK that
i haven't been able to tell them Affirmatively that i've
gone Through The taco bell.
Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
And gotten whatever That new mountain.
Speaker 2 (02:18:55):
Do is.
Speaker 1 (02:18:57):
At, this point you may as well not even bother
why it's. Still there so one day like you're way behind.
On it the one dollar better light than never get the?
Og one you like, IT now i want to try the.
New one it's not. New anymore if.
Speaker 2 (02:19:11):
You're a member Of The taco bell. Rewards program they've
got some cheap tacos. In there maybe YOU know i
don't have, BECAUSE again I Love, taco BELL but i
haven't had it in a, long time AND so i
don't have that app on.
Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
My phone he, Just replied, Hey man i'm off. THIS
week i hear you talking about. Me now taco just.
Went out, Don't, worry? Okay, good yeah taking just. Went
UP yes, I was.
Speaker 6 (02:19:34):
I was i.
Speaker 2 (02:19:35):
WAS worried i mean that's that you'd set your watch.
To that Listen a tuesday Without A pat butler. Taco
post it might. Sound silly that is a reason. For
concern there, it is, hey boom there it Is, hashtag
tuesday Hashtag taco.
Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
And, he SAID if i ask for two sauce packets
At The taco bell, drive through they're either giving me.
Speaker 2 (02:19:55):
Zero twenty it's a Hot taking pat, but well there.
Speaker 3 (02:19:59):
You go.
Speaker 2 (02:20:00):
He's right it's like me with. A tequila give me
the worst, you've got or give me the very best,
you've got zero. Or, Twenty Yeah, pet butler, So okay
So steely Dan, the colombian you, THINK coke i. Think
cigar who knows It's a, saturday, NIGHT baby i.
Speaker 1 (02:20:23):
CAN'T wait i cannot wait, For You.
Speaker 2 (02:20:25):
Kevin gates, oh man you. Kidding me i'll be standing
in front of.
Speaker 9 (02:20:32):
The.
Speaker 2 (02:20:32):
STAGE drop i ain't sitting in the Bleachers. At jacob's
i'm standing in front so that he can see my
shining face to be. The Artist?
Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
Where's waldo.
Speaker 2 (02:20:46):
See my? Full support right a guy who looks like
me At The kevin. Gates, Show no i'm not silly
enough To think i'm going to be the only person
who looks like, me THERE.
Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
But i think.
Speaker 2 (02:20:57):
I'll be i'll probably, stand Out and i'm not looking to.
Stand out i'm looking to blend in in my enjoyment
with that Crowd Of. Kevin gates my full.
Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
THROATED endorsement.
Speaker 2 (02:21:11):
I. Can't wait There was time Out of Mind for
Quervo AND no i just. Played it it was. Hey,
Nineteen yeah time Out of mind. Is, heroin TONIGHT when
i chase, the dragon the water will turn to cherry
wine and the moon will turn. To gold time Out of,
(02:21:32):
mind Sale And fine colombian. Is pot and now marijuana
has entered. THE chat I Thought fine colombian was a
cigar that they were. Talking about let's have a drink and. A, cigar,
nope right he's trying. To appeal he's trying to live
like when he was a. Younger man and the Crux
of hey nineteen is he's got nothing in common with
(02:21:54):
a girl he's hitting on who's not even. Twenty yet
let's break a. The time he was probably not even
thirty yet when he did. That song but let's rip
fifty rails and Keep drinking. Quervo. Gold, Wow, OKAY allan
i just read Something That dolly parton is not. Doing well,
(02:22:16):
uh Oh cotton balls. Texted me if this is how the,
Rapture starts i'm gonna lose.
Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
My Shrimp.
Speaker 2 (02:22:22):
Dolly parton's sister asks for prayers for the. Singer's health
uh oh wait what one week after she had to
Postpone her december residency Until. Next September If dolly parton
Dies Before, WILLIE nelson i don't want either of them.
(02:22:43):
To go But This dolly Live in vegas was supposed
to start like. Last month she's. PUSHING eighty i, mean,
yeah yeah pray, with me. She Says dolly parton's sister
says she was up all.
Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Night praying you.
Speaker 2 (02:22:57):
Think your body is rejecting all that cosmetic. Surgery once
maybe she's. Seventy nine oh. My goodness there's a picture
of her and her sister on people. Dot, com hole.
Speaker 1 (02:23:08):
My god at least the one of them got.
Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
Some, Looks well dolly was cute even before. The words
THAT'S what, I, mean oh the other. Ones not just
Go to Google For dolly parton and when you See the,
people Article da parton is Her sister Frida part, oh
yeah there's a lot of gums and there's a she's
wearing a pink dress in.
Speaker 1 (02:23:27):
The photo i'm talking.
Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
About It Frida. Estelle, parton yeah she looks a. Lot
younger she's gotta be. A lot oh she's. Sixty eight
oh so she's like eleven years younger than. Her, SISTER boy,
I hope i Hope. She's okay that's.
Speaker 1 (02:23:40):
THAT sucks, i mean when you when you get, up
there man, seventy nine, you, know yeah you're not promised.
To tomorrow at, that point you're already you're on the,
back hole the. Back nine.
Speaker 2 (02:23:51):
Nobody's been on the back Hole Of dolly parton in a. Long,
time robin how? Dare you how dare you even? DISCUSS
it i.
Speaker 1 (02:23:58):
Went to say The last hole And The back nine
at the same time.
Speaker 17 (02:24:02):
Came out why were you talking about a buhles and
penises on?
Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
The radio Daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
Will adean parton is one of her, other Siblings. Will,
adean well she got off Light with Freda and Dolly. Will,
adean okay this is The first i've heard. Of this
so apparently they're not being specific about what her particular health. Challenges,
are yeah it doesn't say it says she's recovering from recent.
HEALTH problems i hate to break it. To Her power
(02:24:34):
prayer are going, To, do DICK but i understand where you're.
Coming from she postponed Her First las vegas residency in
more than. Thirty, years wow so she's done, one before
and she was in good spirits. About it she, was
joking but she postponed. The thing dolly hasn't done much
performing in the last, ten years but she's released, several
(02:24:57):
books put Together a broadway, stage musical and has been
featured in. Several, albums, well yes She's Freaking. Dolly parton
if we wake up tomorrow and are watching Coverage Of dolly,
parton DYING because i don't have her on my celebrity death,
pool EITHER DO i I, HAVE diddy I Have.
Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
Vince neil did You See?
Speaker 2 (02:25:17):
Vince? Neil diddy oh you Sent Me? Vince neil oh,
My God vince. Neil video, and again these videos they
don't vary. THAT much, i mean it's shooting fish in
a barrel to Talk About vince neil At This motley.
Crew RESIDENCY and i know, people, go oh it's just a.
Cash grab but even if you're doing a, cash grab
don't you want people to have a? Good Time Like
(02:25:38):
vince neil is sixty four, Years, old okay that's. Not
old He Makes mick mars Look, like Jagger And mick
mars isn't even in the. Band anymore this guy to.
Bow out he's up there like. A skeleton and so,
It's yeah i'm more the Same With vince neil. Up There,
But jesus, i'm like wouldn't you want people to have a?
(02:25:59):
Good time like he's not, in shape he, can't sing
he's kind of lumbering around. The stage everything going on
around Him is nikki six, Running Around tommy lee flipping
out behind. The drums they've got a battery of background
singers who are doing a lot of heavy Lifting With
vince neil by the way those girls are earning. Their,
money yeah he looks.
Speaker 6 (02:26:19):
Rough, man.
Speaker 2 (02:26:28):
Now you won't be able to tell from his singing
this is Doctor. Feel good you'll probably know it from the.
Music itself, hey me he know what? You know so,
(02:26:55):
so again there's no new. Development there i'm Just, like
JESUS so i have vinced the only. Death, pool yeah
he should definitely be in, There now yeah did?
Speaker 9 (02:27:03):
He?
Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
Though, huh yeah it'll be Like an. Epstein, THING oh
i don't know. About that maybe, somebody else, you know
pull a domer on him, or something, you know somebody
else looking.
Speaker 1 (02:27:13):
FOR cred i. Don't KNOW interesting, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
I don't i don't have Him, In yeah i've got the.
Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
Obvious Ones Dick, VAN dyke i mean that's. Any minute
that's not a lot of, Points, though no but, He
SNEEZES and i mean at least you get on.
Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
The, board.
Speaker 1 (02:27:28):
Yeah mel. Brooks yep hate to, say it. But no
the guy's ninety nine, years, Old Right, Clint Eastwood, oh
jesus he's.
Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
Still, alive yeah THAT'S what.
Speaker 1 (02:27:40):
I mean i know everybody says you got to go
for the long shots to put the, points on but
take the take the small. Wins, too yeah but those
are all, the gimmes THAT'S what. I, mean yeah but
it's still. A. POINT yeah i just gave you this,
money here it's a thousand bucks your last keyword of.
The day we will start it all over again tomorrow
morning with. R mgs so listen closely in.
Speaker 2 (02:28:00):
Good luck this is your.
Speaker 3 (02:28:02):
Chance to bat with a buzzard bookie and win one.
Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
Thousand dollars now.
Speaker 3 (02:28:07):
Introduce nation y keyword at double umms.
Speaker 5 (02:28:10):
Dot com credit that's credit hit her at now at
double umms.
Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
DOT com, i mean, YOU know i.
Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
Was listening somebody was talking About how shatner had been
taken to the hospital for like a heart thing, or
something and for, whatever reason that guy does not look
like he's ninety four. Years, old no he's just a
few years Younger Than Dick. Van dyke Dick van dyke
looks two hundred, years Old, and shatner for being, early
nineties looks pretty. Goddamn good But. Even dick Same With,
(02:28:39):
rita moreno she's. Still alive she.
Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
LOOKS good, I mean Dick van dyke, looks old but
for one hundred, years old he doesn't. Look terrible. YOU
know i mean like he's still, Doing stuff like he's
sitting in the gym, and, like, yeah, walking yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28:51):
Breathing outlived His brother jerry died a few. Years Ago
julie andrews is. Still, Alive, WOW clinton i Forgot about
Clint east, Yoh. Yeah Wow robert duval is. Still, living
YEAH that's, i mean he's got to. Be Close carol
burnett is. STILL alive I Had carol burnett on the show.
Years ago she was pimping a BOOK and i Had
(02:29:14):
to we had a. Great time she was lovely and
she must have been. Humoring ME but i really had
to make a concerted effort not to flip out Talking To. Carol, burnett, Yeah,
Legend Yes, frankie valley that's the four.
Speaker 1 (02:29:32):
Seasons, guy yeah that. Ain't long you see those videos,
Of him he's just standing there there holding. A microphone
it looks like he's. A, puppet yeah got a marionette
moving his Arms like Weekend. At Bernie's, sophia loren, oh,
Boy Yeah, Rupert, Murdoch.
Speaker 2 (02:29:48):
Miah wow all these, People Still yoko ono, still like,
oh god The list i'm looking at, Us Magazine, Gene,
hackman okay so oh it says, He died so they,
updated It and, i'm like how old?
Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
Is, this yeah there's a few on this LIST that
i saw that they, were, like yeah this one isn't
going to be in.
Speaker 2 (02:30:04):
Next Year, robert wagner he's a year Older. Than, shatner
wow was that making ninety five?
Speaker 1 (02:30:12):
Or Something. ROBERT wagner i Didn't realize yoko was ninety
Two or wagner's ninety five?
Speaker 2 (02:30:19):
Years old dude, looks good. Bro man did you IMAGINE
if i have forty? Years? Left? Oh man that guy
Was on Heart To Heart austin, powers, right yep, all Right,
buzz aldron he's. Ninety five they'll punch you out too
if you. REMIND him i know you weren't on, The
(02:30:40):
MOON How i wasn't you shut up? A, bitch Yeah.
Buzz aldrin that guy, is uh he's pretty. Pugnacious boy
Oh Maybe robert wagner is looking. His age OH maybe
i saw.
Speaker 6 (02:30:57):
An.
Speaker 2 (02:30:57):
Older picture But There's don Johnson And. Robert Wagner robert
wagner does pretty much look.
Speaker 6 (02:31:03):
HIS age.
Speaker 1 (02:31:04):
I Guess, In, Aspen Colorado don johnson is, seventy five
and he's twenty years Younger Than. Robert wagner how. About
that i'm pretty sure that's how.
Speaker 2 (02:31:12):
Math works? IS it i think? Sounds. Right Yeah Oh soephila.
Wren died, somebody said is? That true so how old
is that goddamn lisdom.
Speaker 1 (02:31:22):
Looking at is?
Speaker 6 (02:31:23):
SHE dead i don't.
Speaker 2 (02:31:23):
Think, she's no she's.
Speaker 1 (02:31:24):
Not, dead no she's.
Speaker 2 (02:31:25):
Ninety one she's. Still, alive yeah, oh god you scare
me for. A second she Was In Grumpy, old, men
Right Remember Grumpy old men?
Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
Looking?
Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
Hot, then Yeah the Lemon and math how are? Both
Dead But ann Margaret And sephila wren are. Still Alive,
burgess meredith take you home and show you my. Baloney
pony Looks like chuck's burying the, yeah kid it keeps
showing all.
Speaker 6 (02:31:48):
Those.
Speaker 2 (02:31:48):
Outtakes, yeah yeah Looked like chuck's taking.
Speaker 6 (02:31:51):
Old.
Speaker 2 (02:31:52):
Skin Yeah alan Dick van dyk is going to suicide
by cop, any day mark. My words he's gonna be
out there in, his driveway just finish it. For me
he's gonna open Fire HIM pasadena pd wearing a. Bomb,
Vest yeah i'm gonna have to. Shoot Him Alan warren
(02:32:12):
beatty Is On my Celebrity. Death pool he didn't show
up with a net betting To The oscars Miley Not,
Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (02:32:20):
Britney spears, somebody, SAID yeah i mean those those, are
again you're not gonna get a ton of points for.
Those either those are the. Wild, cots yeah those are the.
Wild cards like the girl who was the one that
Was the disney star and she pops up every once in.
A while it's a complete mess of. A person The, po.
Speaker 2 (02:32:37):
Yeah that. Poor, kid yeah, but again, You Know dolly
parton's husband died not. Long ago they've been married for sixty, goddamn, years,
right yep so that might have something to do. With
it that's a. Big loss they talk about people dying
in close succession if they've been.
Speaker 1 (02:32:56):
Married a long, long time died of a.
Speaker 2 (02:32:57):
Broken Heart Oh, phil collins yeah, maybe yeah That's the,
blumber two but he's in. Bad shape hit Him On.
Ozzy Osbourne rob, i'm sorry it's.
Speaker 1 (02:33:09):
NOT nice I Think phil collins is more isn't his stuff?
Speaker 13 (02:33:12):
More?
Speaker 1 (02:33:12):
Physical though like he's he's, still okay his just bodies
kind of, like, you like he can't, move right he
Can't Do The Allen.
Speaker 2 (02:33:19):
Cox show, On One.
Speaker 6 (02:33:25):
The Allan.
Speaker 3 (02:33:25):
Cox show i've been listening to that horses of yours,
for months and you can take that crap and blow
it out, your ass and for, good measure just Call
The Alan cox show two, want six five seven eight
one double oh seven or one eight three four eighty
one double.
Speaker 6 (02:33:41):
Oh seven.
Speaker 2 (02:33:50):
About an hour and ten until your tip, off tonight first,
preseason game first. Of Four You're Cleveland cavalier's bulls are
in town to night.
Speaker 6 (02:34:02):
At The.
Speaker 2 (02:34:02):
ROCKET arena i still want, To, say. ROMO fijo i
had to take a half a second to remember what it's. Actually,
called tonight seven o'clock on the buzzard and On the
iHeartRadio app six point thirty is your, pregame coverage And
then sunday we'll be back out for The Bud light football.
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Face off When the browns are on, The road i'm
usually out posting up and getting. You guys you got
a good arm and get those footballs through. Those, holes
rob you can get Yourself, to vegas compete against other
people and maybe The super bowl at. The End so
sunday noon, To two i'm gonna be back At The
town Tavern. IN copley i was there for another appearance
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this past summer and had a lot. Of fun so
if You're Down, copley way come by. And hang try
to get yourself a pretty good score with, bud light
and you might be moving on. From there no undefeated.
Teams remain jets remain the only. Winless team they're all.
In Five But brown's Steelers. This sunday Brown's in Pittsburg At.
(02:35:10):
Akroscher Stadium rob It's where. Stillers play It Was heinz
field before Right, hines field like the. Ketchup PEOPLE when
i first, moved there it Was Still Three, rivers STADIUM
but i.
Speaker 1 (02:35:24):
They blew.
Speaker 2 (02:35:25):
That up, they demolished, you know they did the demolition
Charges On Three rivers stadium and then it Became heines
field until they changed the name a couple of years
Ago To, akroscher STADIUM which i think is a insurance company.
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Or SOMETHING so i don't know if locals still call It.
HINES field i don't know if still Call It Three.
RIVERS stadium, i mean, you know a lot has built
up in that Area of pittsburgh since. My departure i've
been gone from there a. Long Time Like Three river
casino wasn't THERE when i. Lived there That Whole north
shore area all got built Up. AROUND hinsfield, i mean
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you know that part. Of town you used to have
to duck getting out of, your car and now it's all.
Built up But The. Brown Steelers, on sunday one Of
our pittsburgh bureau chiefs Listening, on iHeartRadio let me know
that they've already put up The city christmas Tree. In,
pittsburgh well they probably just put the tree itself up
(02:36:27):
RIGHT At. Ppg, place yeah they put the uh where
they have their. Frozen rink right. Down town they've Got
their christmas. Tree. Up wow, Somebody said i'm Excited, for
CHRISTMAS but i gotta say they should have Waited for.
Halloween first you can start a little. Too, Early, MAYBE
(02:36:50):
yeah i. Don't know so the tree, down here we're
gonna go Skate in. October fourteenth they're gonna make the
they're gonna make it all icy and it will get
there and check out. The, tree hey look this year
they put up the. Gold bulbs what happened in A
Tinsil oh Come To, Late. Tea lincoln hey those lights
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half of them, are blue the outer half just. Look
white but what's? All that it's supposed to have silver and?
Gold balls walls it doesn't. HAVE either i ain't come
all the way. Down here check out. This garbage we
drove in From swiss Vale for. Christ's sake.
Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
Do a little skating with.
Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
The kids pittsburgh is getting ready for the.
Speaker 18 (02:37:36):
Winter Holidays the christmas tree is now up at the
RINK At, ppg place even though it's obviously not cold
enough for. Ice skating we know many of you are
looking forward to that downtown. Holiday tradition.
Speaker 17 (02:37:49):
I'm really say it because we're gonna ice skate on
me and. My failure we're gonna ice skate on. The
TREE but i gonna say they should have waited, for
howling they're.
Speaker 1 (02:38:00):
Gonna skate on. The tree what the hell is this kid?
Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
Talking? About yeah what are? You drunk spin it out your. Little?
Turn now they got the, tree up but they won't
let us skate On, and donnie what the hell's going on?
Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
Over?
Speaker 1 (02:38:14):
There yeah, so well good for good, for. THEM congratulations
i do love outdoor, rinks though it is so much
fun to skate.
Speaker 2 (02:38:22):
Like that there's One At. Crocker park. It's, fine yeah did?
Speaker 1 (02:38:26):
You ever did you ever do the one At In New?
York City No, Sockefeller Closet no i'll usually take my
Daughter to, OH god i took when she was like
two and.
Speaker 2 (02:38:37):
A half i took her to the One, in toronto
that main. One downtown, but NORMALLY if i go home
for the holidays and it's, cold enough we'll go Skate a.
Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
Millennium park, BUT no i haven't Been. A rockefeller, it's,
COOL man i mean, it's listen it's a it's a monster.
Tourist track, yeah right and you're gonna spend a ton
skate on. Trap ice but it's cool to like it's all,
chopped up look up and just see, you know like
everything that's made that so famous over.
Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
The, years, yeah movies and it's. Just cool bunny of
mine went the whole nine. Years ago he proposed to
his wife on the. Ice there, oh really, oh, yeah
nerd well listen it was it was a big deal.
For them.
Speaker 1 (02:39:14):
You know it was Like A john. Cusack movie you
have the say anything boombox with. Him too didn't have
that in, your eyes playing in the back eating and
just took a knee and, uh no it. Was nice
and it's hard to do that on that, ice, Too
man As like i'm saying to stop, and, like actually
unless he like paid them to make some room your
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nuts to butts on, That ice so to stop and
take a knee is.
Speaker 2 (02:39:37):
Almost impossible it didn't look, That, Busy okay so maybe
he did set, something, up yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39:43):
Or he went stupid early or.
Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
Very, late maybe but he's he's a person. Of means
oh well then. And opportunities so maybe, he, said HEY
can i get like? Five minutes although wouldn't that be
a red flag if you go out in the ice
for your fiance or your girlfriend and there's nobody, else.
Speaker 1 (02:40:00):
There not if she, didn't know you KNOW what, I
mean like, they're, like, oh yeah we're just doing something with,
the ice and then, you know let. Them, out.
Speaker 2 (02:40:07):
Hey we're, just uh they're just gonna re ice.
Speaker 1 (02:40:11):
The thing, all right, you too.
Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
Have, fun hey do me a favor and tell the
guy with zamboni to come. On, out, hey yeah it's gonna.
Be fine is this the guy taking? A knee oh,
Damn it, I'M sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
I cramp she's. Right there WHY am i talking?
Speaker 6 (02:40:26):
LIKE that i?
Speaker 4 (02:40:26):
Love?
Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
It.
Speaker 1 (02:40:26):
Yeah yeah the guy doing the Eyes In New york City's.
Speaker 2 (02:40:29):
From, chicago, YEAH sorry i moved out here with my
family like three. Weeks ago and still. Get acclimated just
tell me what you want me. To do do you
want me to take the zamboni out there?
Speaker 6 (02:40:39):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:40:40):
Now yeah they take it.
Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
Out there, it's fine, all right thanks.
Speaker 2 (02:40:43):
My friend what about the people that are supposed to
be doing? Any, engagement, Damn hey i'm staying All the
cliches's the? Gobba? Goo yeah WHERE can i?
Speaker 3 (02:40:58):
Get?
Speaker 2 (02:40:58):
It Hey, dateline baltimore one of our bureau chiefs.
Speaker 1 (02:41:06):
Out there.
Speaker 2 (02:41:08):
Cops are have been kind of keeping tabs or getting
reports on a guy who's. Walking around this is a
twenty four year old Guy in baltimore who's approaching women
with a notebook that have extensive written threats that they
need to go have sex. With him so he as
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of yet has not produced any kind of weapon or
implement or. Fire alarm and so because, of that the
cops tell these women who report, this guy we can't
really do anything because he didn't have. A, gun oh and, they're,
LIKE great i guess we'll just wait for him to
show up with. A gun twenty four year old guy
approaching women and making them read from a notebook where
(02:41:54):
he has.
Speaker 1 (02:41:55):
Things written.
Speaker 2 (02:41:57):
Police found four notebooks in his bag and they confiscated some.
Speaker 1 (02:42:02):
OF them i don't know they got.
Speaker 2 (02:42:03):
Him, for something but they were getting multiple reports in
this part of town from women who said this guy would,
approach them and one of the NOTEBOOKS that i will
shoot you with a gun and. Kill you come with
me and find a place to, have sex and do
your best and don't tell don't do anything, about it
and don't tell, the police and don't tell anyone even
if you have. The, opportunity now he's not. A, Wordsmith
(02:42:25):
no it's one thing to not have. Any game it's
another thing to write your threats out in. A notebook
he approached a woman at The wah Wah, in baltimore
bonding over that. Turkey sandwich guess how'd you like to
drop a. Real gobbler he showed her pages in his
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notebook that instructed her to follow him to a place to,
have sex instructing her not to yell or call the
police because he had a gun and would. Shoot her
and so the cops, are, like well there's no crime
here because he didn't have, a gun and the women are,
like cool, cool, Story bro but clearly something wrong with.
(02:43:12):
The guy is not the first time he's made. Written
threats they scooped this guy UP in dc some, time
ago saying that he wanted to talk to. The president at,
the time he said that he had a notebook, that
again and it was written that he wanted to shoot
someone even though he didn't have. A gun, so listen
this guy is jotting down all of his hopes. And dreams,
YOU know i don't have, a GUN but uh like to,
(02:43:32):
get one AND then i like to have sex.
Speaker 7 (02:43:34):
With me in.
Speaker 1 (02:43:34):
THE woods, i Mean or i'll. Shoot you if you're gonna,
do this at the, very least work on your. SENTENCE structure,
i mean look at what this. GUY writes i will
shoot you with a gun and. Kill you come with
me and find a place to have sex and do
your best and don't do anything, about it and don't tell,
the police and don't tell anyone even if you have.
Speaker 2 (02:43:52):
The opportunity something tells me there might be a scoche
of a language. Barrier Here maybe i'm just saying he
couldn't do much better Better. CHAT grot i know it's a,
handwritten notebook but get chet gpt to spit out, some
gameeze get some bars off, the machine and then, you
know write them in there.
Speaker 1 (02:44:13):
TRANSCRIBE homie i mean you could just you combine all,
of that come with me to find a place to. Have,
sex uh don't tell the police or, anyone else even
if you have.
Speaker 2 (02:44:24):
The opportunity, that is do your best at having sex.
With me.
Speaker 1 (02:44:28):
THAT'S right i accept. NO substitutes i will shoot you with.
A gun let's.
Speaker 2 (02:44:33):
IMPLY it i don't want your. B, game yeah do.
Your best and he also left a note Instructing a
walgreens clerk to leave Money At caraba's italian grill next
door and threatening to shoot. The, clerk well he's got
a LOT of i wonder if. He's deaf there's nothing
(02:44:56):
in this that. Implies THAT but i wonder why everything is.
Written down maybe he's. Just shot, He's, LIKE oh i
could never walk up to that girl and Tell her
i'm gonna shoot her and ask her to have sex
with me in.
Speaker 1 (02:45:06):
The, WOODS no i could never do that with my.
Speaker 2 (02:45:09):
Voice here. READ this.
Speaker 1 (02:45:12):
I love leave the Money. At carabas i'm gonna be over.
THERE anyway i got that great. Chicken marsala did see
they grilled the chicken before they make. The marsala it is.
Just Fantastic so i'm gonna be over there having a.
Little marsala you don't mind dropping the money off? Over
there be much more convenient.
Speaker 2 (02:45:29):
For me i'll be the guy with the cloth napkin
tucked into.
Speaker 1 (02:45:33):
His, shirt yeah you can't. MISS me i have that
first table right there on. The left just just stop by.
Speaker 6 (02:45:37):
Over That.
Speaker 1 (02:45:38):
IT'S wednesday i go there for chicken marsala in the bottomless.
Speaker 2 (02:45:41):
Bread stikes, oh listen it's a four, top Sure and
i'm sitting. By myself that's all.
Speaker 6 (02:45:45):
You'll know.
Speaker 2 (02:45:45):
It's me it's, So good i'm, Telling, you alan how
is that not attempted kidnapping or? CRIMINAL threatening i, don't,
KNOW man i don't.
Speaker 1 (02:45:57):
Know anything.
Speaker 2 (02:45:57):
Great question you know when a cop tells you like
you didn't see, a gun so there's technically.
Speaker 1 (02:46:02):
No crime anybody can step to you and go.
Speaker 2 (02:46:04):
You know i'm sure from, their perspective, they're, like look
the guy did just show you stuff written in, a
notebook like he didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:46:11):
Touch you he didn't so and in, all fairness It, is,
BALTIMORE right, i mean that's like the least of their concerns.
Speaker 2 (02:46:20):
That, day yeah they g at bigger fish to fry
there than. Chasing it but again they got the guy
in a couple of locations and grabbed.
Speaker 1 (02:46:29):
Some of his notebooks and went.
Speaker 6 (02:46:32):
From.
Speaker 1 (02:46:32):
THERE interesting i hadn't even thought of the.
Speaker 2 (02:46:35):
Deaf road.
Speaker 1 (02:46:36):
That's interesting that. MAKES sense, i.
Speaker 2 (02:46:39):
Mean you know people who are on public transit. A
lot you're running to deaf PEOPLE who i remember back in,
the day a lot of them would have cards, made,
UP right i.
Speaker 1 (02:46:48):
AM deaf i can't that kind.
Speaker 2 (02:46:49):
Of thing, you know people busking on the train, or
whatever and they're hitting up, for money but they'd give
you A card i. Am deaf AND then i would test, Them,
out rob before they got an of My. LARGE jess
i would test them out and see how how a
depth they were.
Speaker 1 (02:47:03):
READING lips i. Am deaf, HELLO deaf I. Am rob
nice to. Meet you oh you mean you?
Speaker 2 (02:47:10):
Can't? Hear ah you know what, they, Meant bastard you
knew what. THEY meant i slipped the guy a five
and he'd.
Speaker 6 (02:47:18):
Move ON.
Speaker 2 (02:47:20):
But i would want to. Test him i'd want to.
Test him and this is back in the day when
you could. Do that i'd, be, like, oh yeah say something.
Speaker 1 (02:47:29):
That would be. Frowned upon now, not really it's A
good that's how else you gonna? Prove, IT no, i
know show me. Sign language you could. Do that, but
again is it worth putting this person through the paces for?
Speaker 14 (02:47:40):
Five?
Speaker 1 (02:47:41):
Dollars no just give them.
Speaker 2 (02:47:43):
The five they're on.
Speaker 1 (02:47:44):
The train, that way they can.
Speaker 2 (02:47:45):
Move on they can hand somebody else, THERE laminated i
am Deaf card i'm The high. Faluton guy you're walking around, With,
fives yes big walking.
Speaker 1 (02:47:54):
Around money go gocket full, of, fives baby just like the.
Speaker 11 (02:47:57):
Spin.
Speaker 2 (02:47:57):
Doctors, wow yeah man for playing. That music when, You
talk finn gets. You, in baby, THAT'S right i GOT
a i got pants Full Of lincoln's how do you?
Speaker 9 (02:48:09):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:48:10):
THAT yeah i got pants Full of. Lincoln's, money yep
down by wearing my. Nuts Hat john oliver.
Speaker 2 (02:48:18):
Played That john oliver was talking about presidential Libraries On
sunday night and he PLAYED the. Lbj clip so we've
been playing for fifteen years and it's never. Gets old
oh it's never.
Speaker 1 (02:48:30):
Not FUNNY but i didn't realize that. It was, he
goes presidential libraries are the reason that we have this
amazing piece, of audio and then he played it and
you could tell that the bulk of the people in
the studio audience had never heard, this Before and i'm.
Speaker 2 (02:48:42):
Just laughing along, with IT like i know. What's coming
he knows. What's, coming well he's gonna say bunghole. In,
it yeah you all.
Speaker 11 (02:48:48):
Made me some real, right weight cut me flacks a
bigger than, the ways make the pockets at least an.
Inch longer my money and, my knife everything called register
another thing with crutch down your. Nuts hang it's always
a little too tight because they cut me. Under there
but see if you can't leave me, about it an
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age from the fat Of the zippart round under my
back of my.
Speaker 1 (02:49:14):
Bung hole you're talking to the man that owns And
Operates Hagar, pants, company, right yeah and you belch while
you're in the middle of the conversation talking about your
nuts all the way back to, your bunghole so describing.
Speaker 2 (02:49:32):
Your taint but he Was from he Was. A texan
he was From the hill Country. Of texas this is how.
People spoke but you're still he was sident Of The. United, States,
nevertheless yes.
Speaker 1 (02:49:44):
That audio just blows my mind every.
Speaker 2 (02:49:47):
Single time we would give both of our legs right
now to have a president who was only talking about
pants and his bunghole to, the, GUY right, i mean
we would give anything to just. Have that but when
they were transcribing the call on, the screen the graphic
transcribing It On, john oliver the parenthetical reference said, enormous
(02:50:09):
belch which is my, favorite part as though you might.
Miss it And also i've worn pants that were. Ill,
fitting right you buy, a pair you think it's gonna.
Speaker 6 (02:50:18):
Be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:50:18):
Try whatever have you ever had a pair of pants
cut you underneath?
Speaker 9 (02:50:22):
Your?
Speaker 2 (02:50:22):
Balls no so how are those pants?
Speaker 1 (02:50:26):
Cutting him, he's like they cut me underneath?
Speaker 2 (02:50:28):
My, sack WELL because i think the implication is that
he maybe had.
Speaker 1 (02:50:33):
Giant, BALLS well i think he had. Giant, everything remember
because he. Always talks there was that famous thing about.
His wiener he would show what did he?
Speaker 6 (02:50:40):
Call it he.
Speaker 1 (02:50:41):
Was hung he had a nickname. For it he called
it became With.
Speaker 2 (02:50:44):
An hubert no.
Speaker 6 (02:50:49):
Darn It.
Speaker 1 (02:50:51):
President johnson's. Jumbo jumbo he called. It jumbo he'd yank
it out and he'd, be like who won't? See jumbo,
yeh wow There's Like.
Speaker 2 (02:50:58):
Milton, Burle yes so maybe that's why it cut him
because his penis was down by where his.
Speaker 1 (02:51:03):
Nuts, hang, yeah yeah. Jumbo jumbo and you know. It's
big if you, name it you KNOW what, I, mean
yes give it a. Name, it yes mine Is doctor.
Elgin glimmeringple mine.
Speaker 2 (02:51:19):
Is unnamed everything you gotta know anonymous photo not available
correct in the high. School yearbook so they Got That
baltimore notebook guy running around and they're trying to keep.
Speaker 1 (02:51:30):
An eye you might Have.
Speaker 2 (02:51:32):
Also Baltimore The baltimore notebook is one of the more
difficult sex moves over There On, urban dictionary by, the
way so keep your eyes peeled for. That one if
you want to try something new. This weekend the weekend is.
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got to have one, horse mask you gotta have one.
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a rusty. Pipe wrench you gotta sprinkle yourself With old
bay and then obviously you can figure what. Comes NEXT
and i to tell You That.
Speaker 1 (02:52:05):
Baltimore notebook is a. Good mood AND now i must
leave you As the brady bunches ON and i find
four of those children.
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Obedience paid and when you WATCH that, tv screens remember
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That scared me.
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My name is Alan Cox. Welcome to this whatever it is.
Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's right over there. What's
up man? How about Joe Flacco going to the Bengals.
I know, I mean, with Burrow being out, I'm bringing
somebody in. Makes sense, But I thought he I mean,
that's who you want is your backup. But it also
says they like what they saw with Dylan Gabriel, right,
(01:55):
and I guess they think should do wor could be
the okay backup. So we'll see, I guess, huh, And
you just have to move down the road, right. I mean,
it's not like the guy's bought a house in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I mean, I liked, I loved Joe Flacco, so I'm
not happy to see him go.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
But well, I know a lot of people were mad
because he changed his name for show biz. You know,
his full name was Joseph Flakkowitz, and a lot of
people didn't care for the fact that they thought he
was selling out by shortening it to Joe Flacco. But
so he goes down the road to the Bengals, and
so who So then who do we have?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Then?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I know we have nine other quarters, and Dylan Gabriel
will be the starter most likely because he looked good
on Sunday. Okay, He's like, was he nineteen to thirty four?
I think he had a couple of touchdowns.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
No picks.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But you give a guy one game and then you go,
he's our guy.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I mean, it's not like they got this great deal
on Flacco they got they got a fifth round pick
for him, and they sent him in a sixth So
I mean, I don't know. Again, I think it's it's
a it's a move to make a move, and it
shows a little bit of faith in what you have.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, well listen, I you know I've been questioning everything
they're doing. Anyways, wait and see.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I know nothing about any of those things, so I
just kind of look at it with I look at
it with unemotional eyes, you know, like I look at everything. Rob,
What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Right?
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our YouTube channel if you prefer to watch. I don't
know if it's coincidental, Rob, that when you were that yesterday.
You know, I look at these days of the month
calendars or whatever. I just kind of give them a
cursory glance. Yesterday. I don't even know what it means.
But yesterday was Mad Hatter Day, and it was a
day which coincidentally you were going off and Eddie Vedder
(04:20):
for his choice of chepeau. You didn't care for it
at all. Well, you don't think I planned that, And
I think you got a lot of support on it.
I think there are a lot of people who are like, yes,
I agree with Rob that Eddie Vedder looks weird.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, those people weren't agreeing with me yesterday.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Except we can't. What's hard is to determine how he
looks weird. Because I mentioned that it looks like maybe
he got a little bit of cosmetic tightening or something,
but maybe not. You know, he's a guy who still
likes to have a good time. And depending on when
you get a photo of somebody, they might be having
a rough day. Maybe they were up late that night,
(04:59):
you know, maybe he was little puffy from partying the
night before.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh no, he definitely had worked done you do you
think so? Yeah, look at him for sure? Okay, yeah, hey.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Ellen, you were talking about Eddie Vedder yesterday and starting
to look like a giant weirdo and stuff, and I
hadn't seen him in a while, so I looked up
some pictures. I saw the one where he's in a
hat and the plastic surgery reminds me of what Mickey
(05:33):
Rourke transformed into. It's like they went to the same person,
kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I mean, that feels like a bit of an overstatement
to say that Eddie Vedder, remember, resembles Mickey Rourke. No, No,
that guy is like the you know, he is the
prime example of when plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery can go awry.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Listen, Mickey Rourke was a good looking dude, right, you
have to wonder.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What you have to wonder what precipitated him going, I
need a you know, so one thing to get like
an I tuck or something.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is that a thing an eye tuck?
Speaker 9 (06:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What do they call that?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is an I tuck?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
An eye tightening? It's yeah, they like your eyelids and
they like pull stuff underneath and they like tighten it up.
Like I don't know if that's that's not necessarily what
you'd want.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't think.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'll need something right.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
That's I think that that's called something different what you
just did right there, when you when you pull them that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Way, like Catherine Hellman in the movie Brazil, right when
they what I was thinking, they pulled the cheeks out.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Because you just did the eyes and it looks seem
like when you know, that's different when you go a
little thinner and you just sort of like pull them
from the sides. Yeah, that's that's that's something different. I
think that we can't make jokes about any huh.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, I mean I I've been told that I have
thin lips, and I guess I never really paid attention
to them. So now I'm wondering, Rob, since we are
on camera every day, now I'm wondering if maybe I
need to go in for some filler. Which lips come in?
I only have one pair right there, Yes, thank you,
(07:05):
I sure do not everybody has both. Well, what listen,
I'm wondering if maybe I need to go in, you know,
find one of these cosmetic joints that advertise on the
show and go in and go, hey, I might need
some filler. So I'm gonna come in here one of
these days, you know, because you got to walk a
fine line with that. You don't want to walk in
look like you got you know, like you got a
(07:27):
couple of dirigibles strapped to your face. But maybe I'll
come in and I'll be, uh, I'll I don't know, Rob,
I'll have a pout of your lips.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, we can do that on TikTok Challenge. We can
try it first, go grab the shop back out of
the out of the back room there, suck it on
there and it makes like those huge like duck lips.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yes, got duck.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It makes those huge and then you can decide if
it's something you like or not. And then you don't
have to commit to it full. You can be like,
oh I do look good that try it on.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, but there's probably also filters that could do that,
and I wouldn't have to strap a shock back to
my face, true, because that sounds like it might be
moderately painful.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I also think it's super cute that you think this
place has a vacuum.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Of any kind in it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh, no, it does.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I know, it just has that.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's got the nineteen fifties stand up vacuum.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's the one that sitting outside of Kennedy's just got
the magnet on the front of it to catch all
the crap that, yeah, flies all over.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, it's made out of good old American steel. Yeah,
that vacuum that we have here at I heart Cleveland.
Whatever money they're saving by firing our colleagues today, they
sure ain't pumping into vacuum cleaners. Because I think we
have one of the original Hoover models over there in.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Over there in Keith Kennedy's off and you can hear
it from space. Yeah, very very loud. But again, it's
just a radio station, you know, sound cares.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Hey, listen, you know the the cleaning crew that we
have here, they do the best with what they've got.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh, she's awesome. That woman that comes in at night.
She's the best.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I love her.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
But again, a quieter vacuum could be great for a radio,
very expensive rob very expensive. Maybe we should just buy it,
put our names on it, like you do with your lunch.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And you know how well that went. Yeah, I put
my lunch, I put my name on stuff in the fridge.
Now and as of today, nothing has been stolen. Well,
you know they I don't know if maybe that's the
precise deterrent that was required.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think just wait because now they, from what I've
heard so far, today, they haven't fired the guy that
I think is the thief, So.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Before that happens again. Yeah, but maybe that's a way
for them to kind of quietly keep me on my toes. Right,
if they keep the person you suspect is the thief
of my consumables, they keep them around, Maybe they think
that'll keep me on my toes. Maybe. Well, I guess
we'll find out. I don't know, but a lot of
(09:56):
people were in agreement with you yesterday. You might not
have been seeing them in the YouTube chat, but in
the moment I got destroyed in the chat, Well, maybe
it was the tambour of your argument. Maybe you seemed
so upset with his choice of hat, And you have
to remember there are probably a lot of people in
this audience who are listening that while wearing one of
(10:17):
those hats, true, and so they might have taken it
very personally. They might have taken it as a personal
front to them that you were ragging on him for
his choice of headwear.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
But I think people also forget that I only have
one setting, you know what I mean. I ride at
about a six on the pissed off scale constantly, So
if one little thing, you know, happens, I.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Go to a nine quick. That's how I aggravated Alan
comes out to.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
You know, you just don't ramp up. I go right
to it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, because who am I trying to impress?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What am gonna incrementally get more upset? I thought it
was coming to set all the time? Who me, Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
With what when you you started getting going on the
the pronunciation of guy Fieri, oh like, oh.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Here it comes come on? No, you know what, that
was a concerted effort to not because it didn't require
that that level of vitriol. It was silly. It was
just me making a silly comment, But I did. I
felt uh, I felt it rising, but I dialed it back.
I de escalated myself. That's a lesson a lot of
(11:20):
people can learn. Rob and I saw a freebie from
AC to you to de escalate. I sort of did
try to jab it a little bit too. I'm like, no,
I said, and then I was like, come on, come on,
I know bait, I know casting, come on, come on,
hit it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I know, hit it, but I didn't take it. You
sure didn't know.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The Ellen car Show.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
On one.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
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just seems to go on.
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Speaker 2 (12:28):
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Speaker 1 (12:54):
They'll be in New York to play the Knicks.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But seven o'clock CAZ basketball tonight for people who've been
waiting for basketball season to begin. You saw the big
Lebron James news of course and making a big deal
yesterday that around noon he was going to be making
the decision. I think most people probably could figure out
(13:20):
that it was something along these lines.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
You pretty much called it though. Yeah, yeah, I mean
it's just it's so it's lame. Well, but you got
to like.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Get in front of people now anyway that you can,
because people are looking in a billion different directions. So
even if you're Lebron James and you're like, I'm making
a decision, and it was just him, just him saying
that I'm going to be.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Taking my talents, yeah to Hennessy VSOP VSOP. And this
was a conclusion you woke up with this morning.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That was a cool Yeah, it's a Henny ad Rob
Henny no cokee. If you're going to ask me what
I'd like and so that's the big announcement. Listen, Brony
turned twenty one yesterday. It can't be a co incidents
that he's doing a Henni ad lebron Of course he'll
be forty one this Christmas, I believe. And you know
(14:10):
he's played in the NBA for twenty three seasons. It's
just promoting some booze rob. He's getting his exit strategy
squared away, right right. Yeah, He's like, Hey, I only
want to be a pitch man for products that I
can appreciate, and so Henny is what he's going with there,
(14:30):
and good for him. That's his decision. Yeah, but people,
people are they're mad for an announcement where he goes, oh,
I'm doing this with my career or I'm doing whatever, right.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I just I really love where we are in the
world with things. Because the speculation online yesterday that was
shared how many thousands of times and people are going, oh,
my god, is he going to retire? Is he going
to leave his team? News about Bronni, And I'm like, no,
it's going to be an advertisement for something. You could
(15:04):
see the way that they did it. It was made
instantly to scream at you and say watch this. It's
going to be funny because I'm making a play on
what I did twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I guess also, is that gonna sell Hennessy?
Speaker 9 (15:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I mean to have lebron as your pitch man. I mean,
that's no small thing.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
But again it comes down to eyeballs.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Are you know? It's the it's an attention economy, and
you've got to get people to pay attention in any
way that you can.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, and you said it earlier, right, is it gonna
sell Hennessy?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
But when was the last time we mentioned Hennessy on
the show? Or many people in their entire lives, it
may be the first time they've ever used the word Hennessy.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I gotta tell you, if you hang with Ac, there's
gonna be some Henny and Coke. Oh yeah, I mean,
come on, man, I don't. I don't particularly care for
it or just or like it. It's it's it's benign
to me for the most part. I've never had it
other than the sip. I never had it mixed splash
of cognac. Yeah, good to go, the SLP, the sap
(16:09):
over a body all right?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Hey Stripper Scott, Hi, everybody, Hey, everybody. What's going on by.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Uh, nothing as Hennessy. But if I'm going to have
a Coonnak, I kind of tend more towards a curvoisier.
But I know.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
He is.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
He's a ladies man.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
He prefers French cognac from a particular I know. Well,
if you let me finish, Scott from a this guy,
he's a.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
No cognac is produced in France. He likes it from
a particular region.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Rob.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yes, there's more than one cognac house in France.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Scott regions. That's right, that's right. It's like Champagna must
be from the Champagna region otherwise it's just starting way. Yes, exactly, Yes, Rob,
Today I've.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Come to that.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I've come to the conclusion already Rob, that I have
no time today for people like me. I am not
going to be able to handle people like me today.
That's it's going to be like every other day of
my life. This will just be the part that's public.
I'm sorry, Scott, please continue.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
You'll be surprised how many people when I could I
do at least weekly have Now it's part of my
ritual to have a glass of It's it's coniac primarily,
but it's got some more stuff mixed in. The Grandier.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh no, damn. That's what my parents used to drink,
was Grand Marnier.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Yeah, I'm so good. It's the nectar of the gods
that that is every it's every every week. I gotta
have it after my Saturday night depression.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
But the no better way than to get out of
a funk then with three fingers of konyak. That'll take
care of it. So you're not a Remy Martin man
or anything like that.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
I've never had, Mam Martin. I don't. I don't think,
but you'd be surprisedly people I meet at bars, even
bartenders themselves, that don't realize that connak is grapes. I
think it's a grain because I think it's like, you know,
a whiskey, because it's it's barrel age. But it's not.
You know, it's not a grain. It's it's it's grapes.
(18:36):
It's just you know, it's starting.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Scott. Do you ask them to serve it to you
in a snifter?
Speaker 6 (18:46):
It usually comes I need to give it in like
a rocks glass.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Or okay, savages. You don't ask for like a little
brandy snifter or a little Konnak glass.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Or something like that on it.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Well, it don't even have that kind of glass where
I know?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Would it be possible to have this conversation with a
little bust of rhymes playing in the background. I feel
like past the Cravasier should be the background music for
this particular call with Scotts.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I have passed the duchy, Okay, I don't know if
past the Crevassier would be radio.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Friendly ruster of rhymes? I figured, I know, yes, Well
you gotta fine, yeah, got you all in check, Scott?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So are you constantly blowing bartender's minds with your specific
cogniac request?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I mean it's a request just that, like, you know,
making small talk instead of just you know, wow, what
a nice rack you have? I'll say something like you.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know that?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, that's you know, that's the usual small talk that
you make with a bartender.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh, nice rack with you have.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
And it's even better if it's a female rob because boy,
then it really hits home. Nice rack you have? Hey,
do you have any tulip glasses back there? I'm a little.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Peckish and I love a couple fingers of connac.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now he's speaking of too much? How would you like
to plant?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Speaking of two fingers.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Well, no, I do take some of my stronger beard.
They serve in tube glasses, but not for nothing, as
they say, you know, we're Rob's from probably the uh
the tulip comment you made before about both. I think
we're all aware, but you know, devotion accuracy. Women actually
have three pairs of lips than.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
If anyone would know this ironic ironic that the guy
most obsessed with female anatomy so infrequently has access to it. Nevertheless, Scott,
how well do you know your conyacs? Do you know
what v soop stands for? With your Hennessy Very special
old product?
Speaker 6 (20:55):
If I'm not mistaken, No, oh, that's what I I
read on Very special old Okay, that was product.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Scott's a big fan of the Kogiak subreddits, and they
were going back and forth over there, very superior old pale.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
They see a kale I know for beer, Okay, so
I see.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I just like I like how I like how literal
the acronyms are, like cognac x XO is extra extra
old perfect. Let go, Yes, perfect for the median age
and the people drinking it.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Bailey's XO or I think it was the one that
was a coffee one. It was Patrono that was like
a coffee one years ago. I used to get with
that that one girl doesn't I did promise Rob that
i'd call in one time, and he said he wanted
me to call in one day and you ask me
how I'm doing, And I say, okay, not that right.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, okay, that's normally a step up from when he
gives us the ear. Yeah, okay, all right, well, good listen.
I want you to be as candid as you can
possibly be, Scott. And if you're having a med kind
of day, then listen, I'll mark it down for a
mad day.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
It's meds several steps up because there was three without
getting along, it's too late for a long wooded but
there's three. There are three major things that have been
really affecting me in the past few years.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
There's the one that I kind of don't want to
talk on the air, but you guys know about. Uh.
The one that I've had a my job is making
me want to drive off a cliff. But yeah, and
then this this persisted problem with my foot. Well, just
within the past two weeks, I've I've had a procedure
on my foot. So that's honestly, now.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's gonna make jumping off a cliff a little harder
driving driving driving off the cliff.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Well yeah, okay, but then so the foot is is
hopefully going to be healing. Uh switched jobs to uh
now I work third shift, which is I should have
been asleep many hours ago, but I'm an idiot. So
here we are. And then the other one. Uh, it's
gotten resolved to the positive side.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I can.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
I'll tell you guystally hang out with you.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Good news. Thank you, Scott.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Hell, I'm glad that everything is going exactly the way
that he wants things to go. There my screen said
his monthly check in. I'm like, he just called us
like ten days ago. Maybe he's going monthly by the
number of days, not by the calendar month. That's okay,
(23:38):
all right. I like that you had to impress upon him, hey,
you should.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Call it and go.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
And it sounded like that was that was the best
I've ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
See come see comesa Sticking with that Konyac theme, Kelly
from Bedford says that the first song that mentioned Hennessy
was the Humpty Dance.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't know how you could assess that. I mean,
I drink a bottle of Hanle singer gone on your show,
so just leip me in from self was Humpty Yeah,
pronounced with an humpty.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You know that was Tupac's old band, Digital Underground Dancer.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah. Whatever happened to Humpty Hump? Is he still like around?
Is he alive?
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
I think he became a producer of some kind. Shock
G was his real name, but because he wore that
goofy knows everybody called him Humpty Hump.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I'm also questioning shock G being his real name. Oh,
you don't think shock G is I don't think he
came from a long line of gee's. Oh and shock
was his first name. I mean I'm guessing of course
his name was Gregory Racker. That sounds better.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And he is dead. He is yeah, Oh so he's
not doing anything now? Yeah, No, he died. He died
from oh over Humpty ing figures. He was found dead
in a motel room in Tampa. Wow, how many more
terrible boxes could you check than that found? Dead motel room, Tampa, Florida.
(25:04):
Do you know how bad accidental overnose of fentanyl, meth
and alcohol?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
How bad? I wanted that to go differently. You said
he was found dead in a and I wanted to
go Come on, say Burger King bathroom.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Say Burger King bathroom. I think say hooker. He was
found dead in a hooker in a Burger King bathroom. Yeah,
and she didn't want to wake him up where he
once got busy fifty seven and they found him. Maybe
this will make you feel better on the night stand
next to him, a bowl of lumpy oatmeal. Yes, so
keeping true to form.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Sick with this straight gangster mac.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I mean, that is a way to go, isn't it.
You're in a Tampa motel room. Who knows if he
was in town to perform, don't know, but you know,
shock g is no longer. I wonder if they bury
him in the humpty nose.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
That's a good question, because that's what was left of
his nose. If he was like already lang thing left
of it? Did you put it on that all caved in?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I just put that thing on.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I don't know what he actually looked like. I only
remember seeing him as Humpty Hump the Digital Underground. But
I know he was a drummer. I know he was
a multi talented guy. But Kelly from Bedford says, that's
the first song to mention Hennessy. How long did he die?
Twenty twenty one? Geez, yeah, simply no. I know how
(26:25):
many years ago that is. It's a few, though, it's
a few.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Twenty two twenty. It looks like four four years ago. Okay,
it checks out in this end, it'd be five in
April next year. I think, Yeah, he looks better with
the nose, there's no doubt about that. And you see
(26:51):
that picture of him.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, so yeah, Ellen f the Yankees go Blue Jays, Yes,
that's right, Prejas Yankees tonight and very exciting time. They've
got one Shane Bieber on the mound. Remember Shane Bieber.
He's on the mound for the Toronto Blue Jays tonight
(27:18):
against those damn Yankees.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
As it were.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I was reading that they're hoping to bring back traffic
cameras in Cleveland. They got rid of these about ten
years ago because of public outcry. And I guess everybody
just figures when they're looking for ways to make money
or whatever that they just go, well, this has been
gone long enough, and you remember we got rid of
it because people hated it, right, But it's been gone
(27:44):
long enough. Maybe we could bring it back. Maybe people
won't remember how much they hated it before.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Guarantee you they do.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Cleveland City Council talking about bringing back traffic cameras. They
were banned in twenty fourteen because they were just one
big grab and they're always like, well, their revenue for
the city. Yeah, most of the revenue goes to the
company that owns and operates the cameras, and not a
local company. It's like any other business. You pay that
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company that operates the traffic cameras. But I guess enough
time has gone by and they're so short on ideas
that they're like, hmmm, golly, I don't know, how about
traffic cameras. Let's bring those back. No, people hated those,
we banned them, Yeah, but that was.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
People have really short attention spans, which is true, but
two things can be true. And so when you ban
those and people know they're not there, you are faced
with an issue of people don't behave as well, And
so you have people in certain neighborhoods going. We'd kind
of like the cameras back because it would get people
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paying attention and doing what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
But why not just say they're back, I know, what
a fake one up there and tell people there on Yeah,
we're all dumb. There's no money to be made in
that scenario.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
But if they're not doing it for the money piece,
they're doing it because these neighborhoods have people drag racing,
put them up, say they're there. When Frank Jackson was
the mayor, he was like, well, this is making people behave.
But they said that seventy percent of the tickets were
issued to people from outside the city, so it wasn't
like local people that were paying attention. And so of course,
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you know, Frank Jackson thought very highly of the city
of Cleve.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Is perceived to be the butthole of the world sometimes.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right, but whole of the world.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
But who uh huh.
Speaker 9 (29:42):
And uh.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
So they're talking about bringing back the traffic cameras in
the city of Cleve. You can take me, but you
cannot take me before.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Me drivers were upset.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
By twenty fourteen, the voters had had it three to
one margin, voted again four banning traffic cameras, and so
now they're coming back. They're like, hey, let's say city
council is quote gauging how politically popular bringing them back
might be. I love those phrases. Hey, do you think
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traffic cameras that people can't see, don't know they're there,
and then they automatically mail them a ticket for one
hundred and seventy five dollars in the mail? Do you
think those would be politically popular? Hmmm, I don't know.
It's like everybody got hit with the men in black
flashy thing and just like, what do you mean the neuralizer. Yeah, yeah,
you're not going to remember any of this traffic cameras
(30:32):
ahead of them. But then you do have people, like
I said, you have people in neighborhoods who complain about
speeding and people running red lights, and I mean, so
there is, ah, there is a dilitarious effect to not
having them, I guess. But all people think about is
like a cash grab. So I guess they will, who knows,
they'll they'll run some more information and data and you
(30:55):
shouldn't be misbehaving behind the wheel anyway, right, But who
among us doesn't get that envelope in the mail. Hey,
we got you, like Jesus Christ. I was doing forty
one and a forty Well, I don't even know that
was there. What are you talking about that than doing
fifty five and a fifty four. Yeah, that's what jay
Z says. Or when I do seventy five through a
school zone, not great cause I don't care about damn kids.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I just forget where I am.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
That's how my daughter's principal knows I'm coming right, she
knows what's up when he's coming off the back of
that car. For Cox says here, Yeah, Karen asid in
my twenty fifteen Ford Fusion Rob you know how I
do Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven call
(31:45):
the Allen Cox Show. I want to listen to what's
radio again?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight hundred three forty eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'll say what, I've been transfixed, and I normally aren't
because this is really not that unusual. But I've been
transfixed by the story of all of the people.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Who are stuck on Everest.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
And this happens a lot because at any given time,
there are a lot of people climbing Mount Everest. Well,
I call it Mountain Everest just so people are they're
clear on what I'm talking about rough and so there
are because of storms and things like that. I think
one person has already died. It takes a long time
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to summit Mount Everest. There's a hot take, and you know,
you got to have when I was younger and didn't
really know anything, not like I know a lot now,
certainly not about mountain climbing. However, I wonder if people
are like me, where when they would talk about people
climbing Mount Everest, I just pictured like a handful of
(33:32):
people at any given time, But there's hundreds of people
at any given time summitting Everest, rich people who are
real bored because it's very expensive to do. And so
if you want a snapshot by the way of income inequality,
just at any given time, realized there are hundreds of
people on Mount Everest who are climbing it because they're
(33:54):
rich and board and they're like, well, I guess I'll
you know, yes, I tryumph for the whill blah blah bla.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You gotta have a lot of money to do it.
A shock blizzard near Mountain Everest caught hikers now battling hypothermia.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
They're trying to rescue these people. Now, I'm very ambivalent.
I think I know what you're gonna say. I'm very
ambivalent about when people get stuck on Everest. I'm like, hey, man,
he pays your money and you takes your chances. All right, Yeah,
you had to pay a shirpa. You pay some local
Nepali to come in and show you, to ring you
up and down the mountain. That's who I feel bad
(34:31):
for people who are putting themselves at great personal risk.
You know, they'll find and other climbers will find frozen
bodies along the various routes.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Be get directions by frozen bodies.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh you see the guy over there with his feet
sticking up right out of the ground. Yeah, take a
left at that guy.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's like a regular thing because these people die on
Everest and they can't get them down, so they just
every once in a while. You know, we've talked about
how the flip side of climate change is that these
massive thaws are revealing a lot of things. They're revealing
people that have gone missing and they're revealing. You know,
(35:08):
when Lake Mead was at its lowest levels ever, all
these mafia oil drums were popping up at the bottom
of Lake Mead and they were like, Oh, here's this
guy we've been looking for for forty five years.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
He was in an oil drum in the bottle of
Lake Mead.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
But there are a lot of people who are still
stuck on Mountain Everest, more than two hundred on the
eastern slopes. They're in Tibet, and at least one hiker
has died. What a way to go? Would you be
happy to die in Mount Everest because you become a
fixture on it? No, you wouldn't. You'd want to get
(35:44):
back down, and you know I wouldn't be there in
the first place. Well, I'm saying, you know you're gonna die, Yeah,
for whatever reason, right, you know you're gonna die, and
you wanted your last thing to be climbing Mountain Everest.
You had done everything else that you wanted to do.
You got money, and you're bored and you get up there.
But again, they're not going to get you down. It's
a very rare case where they'll get a helicopter up
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there and they'll get somebody down that in and of
itself is probably very very expensive, so you know, you
and they have camps along the way and whatever. So
hundreds of people are stuck in an area that is
more than sixteen thousand feet up the mountain, and then
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you have these people who you know, the sherpas and stuff,
who have to like guide these people down.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Those are the people I feel bad for. I mean again,
I know they're getting paid, but like that anyway, they
could die too, right, And of the two hundred people,
I'm sure there's quite a few of them.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
What's the plural of sherpa? Sure pie? Sure pie? Like
Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Pi?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's my pie? Now, wouldn't you think you're going with
extending mount for Everest? With Mountain Everest? I call it
Mountain Everest. What level of fame do you need as
a mountain to just be a one word like Madonna?
How is that not just Everest? Well, it's the but
it is right, But you wouldn't say mount Everest. I'm
being cheeky. I think Mountain Everest, but people say Everest.
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It's the tallest, that's the one that's the tallest peak
in the world. That's the Madonna Mountain. Yes, I'm summitting Everest, Prince.
If you want to get really uh you know, bomocious
about it.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Here are some people who are wading through this snow
up there on Mountain Everest, trying not to die. There's
no audio to it, but they're you know, they got
their sticks and they're no man, they're backpacks and they're
carrying all of their you know whatever's.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's the stuff that confuses me the most, right, Like,
why are you going to do that?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I get it, it's thing. It's cool, get to say,
you climb Mount Everest and all that stuff. I don't
like going outside to pump gas in February.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Whoa, Well that's a big chasm rob between that and
summiting Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
But you're still gonna be that's a million times colder.
And I get it. Okay, cool, get a photo wop
you cab?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
But like why.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Depending on the levels of sucks, depending on the level
of support, the guide type, and the included services.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Like I said, it's very expensive.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
A basic expedition to sum at Everest with a local
operator that somebody can get you there is between thirty
and forty five thousand dollars. Right, that's your base level
average price in spring to sum at Mount Everest is
about sixty five thousand dollars because you've got to pay
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a lot of people a lot of money. You got
to have government permits. You got to get permits right
from Tibet to climb Mount Everest, and you got to
talk to the sharpa and you gotta have like high
altitude equipment. You gotta have oxygen tanks, you gotta have
weeks of food, and you gotta have fuel, and you
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got to have rescue insurance. Imagine that.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, they said that the guy that died was hypothermia
and altitude sickness, But wouldn't wouldn't you not have altitude
sickness if you have the oxygen and stuff I don't
know about. Isn't that what that prevents? I don't know,
because that's the same thing as like getting the bends
when you're a diver, right.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Right, Maybe he had attitude sickness. Maybe that was a typo.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
He came down with it.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, good pun he Yeah, he had attitude sickness and
he just woke up one day. He's like, man, f this.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Poor guy.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
This sucks. Twenty nine thousand feet that is the peak
of Mount Everest, and medications that people can take can
prevent and treat altitude sickness. I do like the idea
of him dying from attitude attitude sickness. Man, I'm telling
you it's mind over matter. You gotta just glass half fois.
(40:12):
I'm sitting right here and I'm not moving. My boss
is a pain in my ass. But you're up here.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, oh no, he's getting altitude attitude sickness.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah. My wife, she's a what a royal pain in
the ass she is?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Oh no, oh no, Jim's getting the attitudes.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Oh god, do we have any diamocks in his bag?
Get him quick? He needs to get carbon dioxide out
of his body.
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Why are you.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Looking at me like that?
Speaker 6 (40:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
This is bad, bad.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
I don't like this. He's getting that.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
We call it the dickhead. Ben's up here in Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Say hello, till my off.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
So my kid had attitude sickness, shape up or ship out.
But yeah, maybe he was ascending too fast. Yeah, you know,
you got to take your time. And it's weeks right,
and we were kind of goofing years ago, and pound
Cake thought you could do it in an afternoon and
(41:18):
we were kind of goofing because obviously it's not that
But I didn't know how long it did take. One
guy says it took him fifty two days. So yeah,
it takes over a month to climb on Everest. So
you gotta have all that money, you gotta have all
that help, you have to have all those supplies. A
typical expedition is two to three months. Sometimes you gotta
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wait for weather to blow through, so you're sitting at
base camp, you know, so you have to you do
it in stages and the final ascent to the summit
can take several hours up to one day.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah, but then you saw like that what was that movie?
Where that the that Shirpa did. He did like five mountains.
It was a documentary. He did like five and like
a month. It was the fastest anyone ever done it.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Oh, I don't know. Was that Tenzing Norgay? I don't remember. Oh,
it was a it was a documentary on Netflix not
horribly long ago.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I just remember the name Tenzing Norgay. I think he
was Sir Edmund Hillary's sure.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Do you think it's like you have to listen to
Bob Seger when you go to Everest because you're in
Kathmandu and they're like up the mountains where you're going
to if you ever get out of here, that's what
you're gonna do. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Is it still called Catman do? I thought that was
one of those like old timey names.
Speaker 6 (42:43):
No, I think it is.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
Is it really?
Speaker 6 (42:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
I think it's.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
It's part of Nepal, isn't it. Katmandu is the capital
of Nepal? Yeah, Cook Cook COO's still there. Yeah, I'm
tired of hard driving and paying dues. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
They had a twenty fifth teen earthquake though.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
That really ripped out a lot of stuff there in
katman Do like a lot of old historic sites and
things like that. Such a good song, by the way,
that implies that there's such a thing as a bad
Bob Seegar song, Rob and I reject that on principle.
I'll give you one, okay, old Time Rocket Moll. It's
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not my favorite. It's not necessary, but I wouldn't. I'm
not mad at him before the Unfortunately, it also is
his most popular song, so there's no accounting for taste.
But there's a billion Bob Seger songs. I'd rather hear
before that. I'd rather hear Main Street. Oh yeah, I'd
rather hear Night Moves. I'd rather hear Turn the Page.
(43:44):
I'd rather hear her strut. Oh yeah, arguably the sexiest
song Bob Seegar has ever done. I'd rather hear over
night Moves. Uh yeah, Night Moves has to be the
sexiest song. Night Moves is about fumbling teenagers. It's it's
about it's all about sex. Yeah, but her strut so
(44:07):
sexy not sex right, Okay, I'll give you that they
do respect her, but yeah, I didn't know if if
he meant they respect her butt or they respect her
Comma dot dot dot. Yes, they love to watch your
strut and beautiful loser. I'll even take Shakedown over old
time rock and roll, some of that eighties Beverly Hills cop.
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I can't a song that I would take before. I mean,
after old Time Rocket. I'm not a huge Hollywood Night Sky.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh I'd take that all day long. Okay, that's a
much better song.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Fire down Below song, Uh yeah, roll Me Away is
good too. The Truck commercial songs like like a Rock Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I don't love that one, I guess, but I would
still take it over old time rock and roll.
Speaker 9 (44:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Any who, Bob, see you're going to catman. What was
the one he did with the system, the Bob Seger system,
that was his first. It's got a sick drum part.
Speaker 6 (45:05):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Rambling gambling man, Yep, that's the one, all right, that's
the that's a Bob right there, ramble in gambling man.
Why did he have to do both? You know, you're
just loading yourself down. Really, I didn't want to be
committed to one particular thing.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sometimes, babe, I'm gonna be rambling and sometimes I'm gonna
be gambling.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
So good, You're.
Speaker 7 (45:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
You know Bob Seger and Glenn Fry because they were
both from Detroit, Michigan. The two of them were besties
before Glenn Fry headed out west to make his fortune
with Miss years Felder and Henlin.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Anyway, that's against the wind, Oh dude. I could just
cry to somebody against the wind as we've got tonight.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I like Main Street because it's about hookers, it's about
you know, and again that's the beauty of Bobby Seegs
is that he can take an otherwise sallacious subject matter
and play with the form right. It's making a very
romantic or emotional song. You mentioned rock and roll never forgets.
(46:26):
I forgot rock and roll never forgets. Yep, God, you
could you could do just comeback baby, rock and roll,
never forget.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
I know what I'm listening to on the drum.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Beautiful loser, great song, still the same, Yes, Sunspot Baby,
that's good too.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
That's kind of a deep cut.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
That's a great song. Turn the page. It's about being
en rude. Yeah, yeah, hand this over to Metallica A right.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Man, you'll accompany me. That's good too. Anything off of
Against the End, you're not gonna you're not gonna lose,
lose getting out to still the same, Shame on the Moon,
that's all great.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'm telling you. And my wife had to drag me
to Bob Seger once and I was hooked. Oh you didn't.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
We went again.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
You weren't always a Bobby. I mean when I was
on the air in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I mean you're playing
Seeger and Nugent, you know, like, out of every hour,
you're playing nine songs from those guys, so I was
able to appreciate it. But my wife is like a
huge Bob Seger fan. So yeah, last handful of shows
he came through Cleveland, we were there, but she only
(47:36):
had to convince me the first time. Yeah, never got
to see him. I always wanted to. Yeah, and uh,
and the Jay Giles band opened up. But then the
last time that he came through, it was the guess
who I think or no, it was Grand Funk sorry
from Flint, Michigan. Yeah, so it was a whole big
Michigan thing, and I think it's just, uh, who's the
(48:01):
Who's the Grand Funk drummer? I'm trying to think of
Homer talking about Grand Funk. He's like the last guy
in there. Uh, Don Brewer. I think Don Brewer is
the last guy left in Grand Funk, Like Bruce Koolik
who was in Kiss for a long time. He's in
Grand Funk. But I think Don Brewer is like the
last guy in that band from the original Whatever's but uh, anyway, Catman,
(48:29):
let me let me rewind this. Catman do Bob Seeger.
Hundreds of people stuck on Mountain Everest and trying to
get down nature photographer Dong Shwang.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Was reading it as written.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Take two.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Nature photographer Dong Shwang was among hundreds of turists who.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Flocked to a small town there to capture the Himalayan marvel.
And so, yeah, a lot of people are, uh, that's stuck.
That photographer has a first and a last name.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
That sounds like a euphemism for a penis.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
He said, the lightning and thunderstorms wouldn't stop. The snowfall
was so heavy I could hardly sleep. He is a
twenty seven year old photographer who's been to the Himalayas
more than a dozen times apart from that part of
the world, right, and so anyway, yeah, the blizzard that
is a stranding people on a mountain Everest, and people
(49:34):
worried about their tents collapsing, and people worrying about you know,
even if you're completely covered in all your clothes, you
can still get hypothermia and nepal. Right next door, they've
been getting torrential rains and floods, and you know, dozens
of people killed there, and then a typhoon on the
other side in China. So if you know, all those
(49:56):
people that are trying to get up Mount Everest a
tough time right now. But again, this is what I'm
saying that's a snapshot of income inequality, right is, hundreds
of people at any given time are climbing, are doing
an incredibly dangerous hike. And so when people talk about
(50:17):
I summit at Mount Everest, it is obviously in and
of itself an amazing accomplishment, yes, but hundreds of other
people have done it, right at the same time, you are, yeah,
if you were like one of the first ten guys,
I'd be like, yeah, I was one of the first
ten guys. Know, if you were Sir Edmund Hillary, I mean,
he's the first guy. But I mean if you you know,
if you were the second or third or fourth guy,
(50:39):
nobody's gonna remember you anyway. And I understand it's a
personal thing. It's like, well I did it, but it's
like people who run marathons. Okay, the first thing out
of their mouth when they get back is I climbed
to Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
They can't wait to tell people.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Nobody's keeping that, you know, so sure, yes it's an accomplishment,
but they're not just doing it for themselves. Nobody finds
out on you know, on their grandfather's deathbed that he
summitted Everest. No, like they come back and they work
it in between the H and the I and high.
I got to the type of Everest. Yeah, I know,
you and five thousand other people. I don't know how
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many people total have climbed Everest.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
You just think those og guys, just think all these
new people are pussies, you know what I mean, Like
they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're up there with the
oxygen and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Now, we went up there in a T shirt and shorts. Yeah,
but if they'd had it, they would have done it.
Of course, I don't know what equipment he had, so yes,
obviously the early guys to do it, they were hardcore.
As of last December, Mount Everest has been climbed by
seventy two hundred people.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I mean you still think about it.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
What a small number that is relative to the population. Well,
they said some people have gone multiple times, so the
number of summits getting to the top is about thirteen thousand. Yeah,
people who climbed it multiple times. People who are like, yeah,
that was fun. Do it again.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Imagine they did it back to back, like waiting online
at Disney for something. Get to the top. Get back
down of the bout.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
You know what I could do? I could do that again. Yeah, Hey,
so I got an oxygen. We got a free month.
Speaker 11 (52:10):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, my my dickhead sickness went away. My attitude sickness
one way. I'm feeling pretty good. I don't have those
dickhead bens an you know, I don't have them. Tell
you what I went to Bentcarrot dot com.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Get clear right up.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
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Speaker 7 (52:37):
Instead of buying new clothes, just wait for the rapture.
You'll be surrounded by free stuff because, let's face it,
you won't be going anywhere. Another life hack from The
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Speaker 2 (52:51):
On one seven WMMS. Yeah, they whiffed again in the rapture,
and then a couple of people who whiffed said it
was going to be it was rescheduled rapture too, to
decision today or tomorrow. I guess I don't know why
(53:14):
people are listening to people reschedule the rapture who have
whiffed every single time. That's what I don't get. Like,
if you were talking to somebody and they were consistently wrong,
why would you keep paying attention to what they said,
But the rapture or anything else. Of course, I guess
it hasn't stopped people from enjoying this program, right, Rob,
That's right. I've been wrong so many times about so
(53:37):
many things. Now, I have never predicted when a fake
religious event was going to happen, but why not.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
It's a free for all.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
So the best I can tell, the rapture has been
rescheduled for either today or tomorrow. Could it coincide with
that giant super moon?
Speaker 1 (53:56):
I don't know. I thought it was supposed to be
have a color to it, not this one.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
I don't think so, okay, because I went out, I
even I was like, you know what, I'm just super bright,
white light full moon.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
It was massive.
Speaker 6 (54:10):
Now, that's what she.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Said, super moon, Rob. It's right there in the name.
They're not trying to fool you. You know, there are
so many ways in which people are trying to fool you,
But in astronomy, because they're constantly learning new things, they
just put it out there for you. Hey, this one's
called the blood moon, why because it's red. This one's
(54:31):
called the super moon. Why because it's brighter?
Speaker 6 (54:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (54:34):
But I thought it was a super blood moon or something.
I thought it had a color to it. I don't
know about it, clearly, Yeah, no it didn't. Isn't a
harvest moon also colored? I believe?
Speaker 2 (54:46):
So, yes, I gotta ask that Neil Young song Uh huh.
So one of the loudest people screaming about the rapture
is this pastor who said that he was a bi
percent certain that it would take place last month. Now,
you can't blame a guy who believes in the rapture
for also not really paying much attention to numbers. But
(55:11):
since those are what they are kind of manipulating to
determine when the rapture would supposedly happen, it's really kind
of all over the place. Because what happens, those people
will tell you. You know, we played a couple of
clips from evangelical TikTok when the rapture was supposed to
happen a couple of weeks ago. Now, I am of
the belief that those people, I don't think they're trolling,
(55:33):
but there's an opportunity to kind of poke at some
of the softer minded among us. Right, So, I don't
think any of those people really think the rapture is happening,
But there's no downside of going on TikTok and showing
people how you're preparing for it. What I don't understand
is people who truly believe in it or when it's
(55:54):
going to happen, why wouldn't they take all their clothes off.
Are you supposed to be raptured naked or it doesn't matter,
or are you assumed into the afterlife clothes and all. No,
I think you would go sand's clothes. You go buck naked, right,
but maybe as soon as you came into the world.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
But you probably have to because if you're walking around nude,
unless it happens like while you're in the shower, if
you're just walking around nude, that probably isn't the world's
greatest thing either, Right, So they're like, oh, we'll just
get rid of your earthly clothes, good naked and bad naked?
Speaker 6 (56:28):
You mean, right?
Speaker 2 (56:29):
I see, Well you could be right anyway. None of
it matters because it didn't happen last time. This guy
says it's back on for this week. It's going to
be tough for people who do believe in it because
they're constantly being tossed around. You know, they're spending all
this time preparing for it, and then it doesn't happen,
(56:50):
But somehow they maintain their faith about it. And these
people are supposedly pretty mad when it doesn't happen. That's
why I think all these things made up.
Speaker 9 (57:00):
Right.
Speaker 2 (57:00):
You see these stories about oh that one man sold
all of his belongings. He didn't, he didn't. People have
been wrong about something every single time, and this guy goes,
it's coming this time, I sell on my belongings. I
have to think these are probably people in developing countries.
(57:24):
I don't know. It's not like a guy from Nebraska,
you know, sold his oldsmobile because the rapture was coming.
They've been predicting the rapture as far back as anybody
can recall eighteen forties. The guy who founded Seventh Day
at Venice Jesus is coming back in eighteen forty three. Well,
(57:47):
I mean, now again, you can't prove he didn't. I guess, well,
that's it, but the rapture didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
Well maybe it did. Maybe it's just small amounts. They're
just like they're what do you call like pre raptures.
We're having people like all right, let's take thee. This
guy looks really good in birkenstocks.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Grab him. Uh, premature erapulation? Is that how you're telling you? Yes,
all right, let's see we can get that happening. The
founder of the Jehovah's Witnesses, I guess. Basically, if you're
founding a new religion, you go, you better get on
board because the big guy's coming back.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
The irony is if Jesus, and if you believe in Jesus,
I guess, or God or whatever. The irony is if
Jesus literally came back a lot of people who claim
to enjoy his work and wouldn't even believe it, wouldn't
believe it at all, to call him some woke libtard
or something. A guy in nineteen eighty eight named Edgar
(58:49):
Wizenant nineteen eighty eight. It's not that far, you know.
You go from eighteen forty three to nineteen eighty eight.
He wrote a book eighty eight Reasons Why the Rapture
Will Be in nineteen eighty eight, and then we have
like the twenty first century. You know, remember Harold Camping,
Remember Harold Camping. This is one of those like old
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timey radio broadcasters who was always screaming about the rapture
and he got pretty rich off of that though. And
the Heaven's Gate people, I don't know if they were
rapture people, but you know, some of these people were
always kind of their whole bit, Their whole business model was,
(59:35):
you know, the end is nigh and the rapture's coming.
And it's always fascinating to me that there are that
many people who buy into at least enough of it
where the guy gets rich. That's still fascinating to me
that so many people. Maybe they're old people hedging their bets.
(59:59):
I don't know, but people have been predicting the rapture
for a long long time, and as of yet, they
have an unbroken record of being wrong, allegedly. I mean,
we're not walking around seeing piles of clothes. We don't know,
maybe we're not looking in the right places. I would
think that you could just walk through downtown Cleveland. The
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law of average says, a couple of people in your midst.
Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Are going to get raptured.
Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Free raptures.
Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Ah, they're practicing for the bigin I see, these are
dry runs. That's right, Like all right, these two they're
all right, yeah, get them out of here. Yep, you
know I have an appearance on Sunday. Rob you know
I just about that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
My prediction is that I'll be getting the dry runs
after that, and that ain't gonna feel too good. But
I had such a good time when we do the
bud Light football face off the cocks out pregames is
what I used to call them. But if people have
a good arm, you know, we're trying to get people
to Vegas, trying to get them to the big Game
in twenty twenty six, and so I'm gonna be out
(01:01:06):
on Sunday. I didn't do one this past Sunday, even
though the Browns are on the road because they were
considered the home team in London.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
You know, you flip a coin for that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
But when the Browns are on the road, I do
these appearances and I'm gonna be back out on Sunday.
So if you're out Copley Way, I'm coming back to
the town Tavern. I did a couple of spots there
this past summer and had a lot of fun. They
have great patio and menus better than it needs to be.
So noon to two on Sunday, I'll be out of
the down at the Town Tavern in Copley if you're
(01:01:37):
out that way, and if you're not, I'll still be
there me too. Yeah, Rob will be there too, even
if even if you're not there, I still will be FYI.
But that whole schedule of all the locations, you go
to alancoxshore dot com. Hit the contest page. Alan, the
(01:01:57):
rapture doesn't even exist in the Bible. Well, I think
the rapture I think big picture, the tether to the
Bible is it's just the second Coming. You know, a
lot of people conflate it with the second Coming of Jesus.
I guess, but if you know your Gospels, and as
a twelve year Catholic school survivor, best believe I know mine.
(01:02:20):
You know you're Matthew. You know not the hour or
the day or the time. Of course I'm paraphrasing. But
these guys, these rapture enthusiasts still get on social media
and go I've worked out for numbers, and it's going
to happen on Tuesday. But if it doesn't happen on Tuesday,
it's going to happen in a couple of weeks. I'm mean,
(01:02:41):
it works some new numbers and then it didn't happen
all right, so let me rework these and oh, I
see we were looking at the wrong calendar. We know
calendars are all made up too, right, And even though
math is a universal language, it is one that we've
all agreed on the values of. And so, boy, you
can just spin your head around. I got a phone
(01:03:03):
call that strains credulity, I think from Truck or Russ Trucker.
Russ is a guy who used to call the show
pretty frequently, and we got on pretty well, and then
something happened. Man, a switch flipped and he started mother
e F and me left and right and never I
mean god.
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
And he.
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Left a call about when I'm when I sign off,
you know, just structurally for this program, I sign off
as we go into our last break. I used to
sign off after the break, but then I was like,
why am I telling people to wait through commercials for
me to come back and say goodbye? It's silly say
(01:03:49):
goodbye commercials. Play some songs, get right into the core
erotic experience or whatever. Right, and boy, he was pissed
off a long message by the way, just about that.
So I don't know where he's coming from I don't
know if he's okay. By the sounds of it, no,
because he's another one of these guys he goes, I
(01:04:10):
haven't listened for a while, but here's my complaints. It's like, okay,
well you already lost me, because what do I care
about somebody who occasionally listens. I don't.
Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
Yeah, it's been a while since I listened to Allen
cost show. But since one does the Allen Cos Show
go off at six nine at any given time?
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Is there something new?
Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Like I said, it has been a while, probably a
few months, but anyway, he used to stay.
Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
On a few months. By the way, I've been doing
this for a few years. Yeah, so I'm not sure
where he's been the entire time I've been here. That's
been three years. Very hung up on this.
Speaker 9 (01:04:50):
Yeah, at least about six two, six twenty five, and
then he was signed off.
Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
And reason I'm saying this is because of the fact
that the advertise on promos and then you run promos also,
I'll tell you that that's saying Thelon costro from two
to six thirty, well two to six or nine, mind you.
Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
There isn't a single promo that airs that says two
to six thirty afternoons at two.
Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
He remember it's at two on WMMS.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yeah, it is not two to six thirty. Okay, that's misleading.
Speaker 9 (01:05:22):
That's against the law.
Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
He can't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
So what law?
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Yeah, the law. You have to look that one up.
Speaker 6 (01:05:28):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
Somebody needs to have a talk with him, all right.
He didn't say whether he was going to leave early
or whatever. He just said, okay, done, I'm getting on here.
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
On the one hand, I would love to come at
it from the perspective of, boy, here's somebody who enjoys
this so much that they can't miss a minute.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
They're mad when we leave early.
Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
But when you say I don't listen that often, you
pretty much you know that whole thing dissipates, and that
we also don't leave early. No, I'm here till seven
every night. Russ. By the way, you're not gonna hear
me on the air that whole time. But anyway, he's
really laser focused on the time, and apparently it's he
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thinks it's illegal. And this is like, when it comes
to this message, you you you have the tip of
the iceberg.
Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
So far, this goes on and on and on, it's
a three minute phone call, all saying the exact same
thing in repeat, big giant circle.
Speaker 9 (01:06:30):
I hope he's okay, Okay, maybe he needs to leave early,
just one thing. But if this is something that's been
going on for a while, this is against federal law
in this leading. You can't do that if you're supposed
to be on from from two or a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
So he he's he's equating it with false advertising, except again,
there is a single promo says two to six thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Because they know I sign off whenever, right.
Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
But.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Even if you did say two to six thirty, you're
not wrong. You just don't talk again after six fifteen. Yeah,
it's still your time. You're still playing songs you want.
He wants to hear my malifluous tones, Rob, That's what
I'm saying, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
He just doesn't listen that off. Yeah, maybe that's why
he's mad. He's like, hey, I finally came back, and
what the hell is.
Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
Going on after two o'clock till six thirty? Okay or
as close as possible to that. Then he needs to
follow those rules his own advertising, Okay, his own you know,
try to figure what the warning is, but just you know,
him telling people that he's going to be on till
(01:07:43):
a certain point and then he's gonna go off. No
other radio stations do that, No. I mean when travisad
was on the air, he'd be on from six, from
three to six, I believe it was. He'd be on
that on his show, and he was still like from
three to six. He might be a few minutes late
in the beginning, but he'd be on to like six once.
It'll all run over a little bit, okay, Like I said,
(01:08:05):
that's against the law.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Yeah, except when you're false advertised, when you do when
you with respect to Trevisano, first of all, I wipe
the floor with him in the ratings. Second of all,
he was on three to six, and they have so
many service elements down the hall between traffic and weather
and news and all his crap.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
The guy was on for like ten minutes an hour.
But again, that ain't hard to do if he came
in late or like he said, decided to stay on late.
Isn't that also false advertised? Yes, well, nobody ever complains
about too much. People complain about too late, but it's
still false advertised.
Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I shouldn't say that plenty of people complain that there's
too much of this program. Could you do two to
two twenty by any chance?
Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
Okay, I'm not sure how to get the hold of
the SEC, but I'll say you, what if I could
figure out how to get ahold of SEC and bring
this matter to light to them.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
It's just FCC dot gov, isn't it. I believe it is.
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
It'll tell you all the government all the government websites.
By the way, now we'll tell you that the radical
left has shut down the government.
Speaker 9 (01:09:04):
They're not going to be very happy with that. You
don't lie to people, Okay, you don't miss sleep people.
It's like going to a grocery store. Okay, they have
a price on the shelf, and then you go through
through the checkout and you see the price is not
what it was on a on the on the checkouts,
I mean on a shelf or in a sales paper.
That's against federal law. No if as butts about it.
Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Listen, man, he's not wrong about that. I bought a
bag at the Ritos who was seven fifty. I go,
you gotta be kidding me. This can't be right, And
they said it is. Inflation is the highest it's been
in three years. Grocery prices show no sign of going down.
Speaker 9 (01:09:43):
Oh good, Tell the idiot you better start getting back.
Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I'm the idiot. Tell that idiot.
Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
I'm gonna start listening. I'm gonna start listening and make
sure that he stays on to at least six six
twenty five and then sign up.
Speaker 6 (01:09:57):
Because if you don't like.
Speaker 9 (01:09:59):
I said, I'm going to I know how to get
a hold of the SEP and I'm gonna file. Oh,
I'm gonna follow a complaint.
Speaker 6 (01:10:04):
And have them look into him.
Speaker 9 (01:10:06):
That's not right. Don't write advertisements, don't have promotions whatever.
Say he's on from two to sixty three.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Again, I don't there isn't one. But he's kind of
Mandela affecting himself into the situation. Again, he doesn't sound Okay,
what gave that away? Nice general tone? Okay, his tambre
is wrong.
Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
That is wrong.
Speaker 9 (01:10:30):
If he's not following the rules. Say, we all have
rules of Paul Well.
Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Laser or not.
Speaker 9 (01:10:35):
And Lacy's got one hell of excuse why he's leaving early.
All right, That's all I got to say.
Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
I don't like it. Whether I like it or not,
I don't like those rules. I don't like anybody telling
me what to do.
Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Do I work in a corporate structure? Of course I do.
But anyway, thanks Russ for the call. You are laser
focused on something that is literally meaningless, but who knows
it's important to you? Clearly you know a little bit
of fact checking. It's not even remotely illegal. There's also
(01:11:09):
no piece of recorded to anything on the radio station
says two to six thirty. Uh but okay, listen what
jumped out of me? Rob At the tail end, he goes,
I'm gonna start listening again. I see, yeah, I did.
This is part of my long con. I knew he
was going to come back. That's why I started leaving
it to six'. Ten The Allen Cox show on one
(01:11:30):
hundred seven Called The Alan Cox Show, Cops?
Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Cops is that what THE? X?
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Yes two seven eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Or eight one DOUBLE o.
Speaker 6 (01:11:43):
SEVEN i need a lint.
Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
ROLLER i spent half my life lint rolling my. Clothes.
Rope is it the? Hair, yeah long, hair AND i
wear black almost, exclusively and so you can't live that
life and not have lint rollers at arm's. LENGTH i
have them in my glove. Box OBVIOUSLY i have them at.
(01:12:31):
HOME i have one in my locker here at work because,
listen what HAVE i, Said? Rob it's better to look
good than to feel, good, Right, Yes AND i have
so little to work with THAT i need to maximize
whatever it, is and SO i don't want to be
walking around looking LIKE, i you, know just rolls out
of an animal shelter or. Something So i'm constantly lint
(01:12:51):
rolling my. Clothes, Hey calves basketball, tonight You're Cleveland cavaliers
a little pre he season. Action the regular season won't
begin in full until the twenty second of this. Month
The Chicago bulls are in town. Tonight who The Chicago?
Bulls i'm not, Familiar.
Speaker 12 (01:13:12):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Uh perhaps you've heard of One Michael. Jordan, yeah BUT
i thought that team ended after he. Retired, No, No i'm.
Sorry uh One Scott pippen would like a word with,
you by the, Way, no they did not once.
Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Once he.
Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Retired they did not stop the. Team news to, me
the team still, Continues. ROB i don't know what you're talking,
about but they're gonna. Be and you need no other
proof than to see that tonight is you're going to
see them at The? Uh what they called a rocket.
Speaker 9 (01:13:57):
Room ten whatever number tennis.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Rablus a formable ten?
Speaker 13 (01:14:12):
Elements What Quin, parker that's how we'll, Win, rob me good.
Jeers that's pretty less than pretty, cool.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Boy it was really. Cool i'll tell you, what all,
Right Bulls calves tonight ON, wmms YOUR.
Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Fm home For Cleveland cavaliers, basketball six point thirty pre.
Game first two preseason games Are Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
Chicago The calves will go To chicago to play The
bulls On thursday night at The United. Center so four preseason,
games two Against, chicago they'll play The celtics In, boston
they'll host The Detroit, pistons and then that regular season
will begin on the twenty, second which is A wednesday,
(01:15:02):
night two weeks from tomorrow night In New york against The,
knickerbockers who ended up number one on that list of
the most cursed sports franchises according to CHET gpt the top.
Ten cleveland represented twice with The browns and The. GUARDIANS
i certainly wouldn't call it The guardians past performance this season. Cursed,
(01:15:26):
uh but who knows how jet CHAT gpt thinks it's a, Machine,
ROB i don't know what to tell, You, Oh, so
speaking of The Cleveland, browns The city Of cleveland is
suing The Ohio department Of transportation over this Whole Brown stadium.
(01:15:51):
Thing they're SUING O dot FOR i, guess giving the
permits for issuing the construction. Permits they're they're so close
to the. Airport there's all these obstruction standards that you.
KNOW i don't know the ins and outs of. IT
i don't know if you. Know the implication is that
(01:16:15):
they waved a lot of things that they should not
have waved in the for the express purpose of making
sure that the haslums could move forward with this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Proposed. CONSTRUCTION i Guess i'm sure they. Did and all
this means is that the city Of cleveland did not
get a large enough. Taste so they're gonna sue so
they get more money back so they can focus on
redeveloping the.
Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Waterfront this is just it's just another cash GRAP i,
mean everybody has got to get, there and you, know,
listen with a billionaire at the, TOP i don't know
why everybody can't get their. Taste that's What i'm. Saying
rich has the majority of the. Stadium rich guys get
what they. Want you. KNOW i, mean it's just insane
at this.
Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Point, like at a certain, point if you don't start
focusing on what you're going to do, next.
Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
It's gonna pass them.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
By, like just focus your attention on turning all of
that space into places people want to, go or maybe
places people can go and not get.
Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Shot, listen when this first thing was, proposed of course
everybody puckered up In Kaihaga county as far as taxpayers,
go because we're always on the hook for this. Nonsense
but of course the assurances are always we're not going
to be using public, money don't you? Worry, well guess.
What there are some requesting now some government funding to
(01:17:35):
cover some of the construction. Expenses because if you're gonna do,
that you got to expand. Roads you're gonna have huge
surges in traffic out there in Brook, park and so
you have to update your transit systems and you have
to expand your roads and things like.
Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
That it's not like you just PLoP down a.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Stadium they said that the state as it, is the
New Brown stadium will have the third least amount of
on site parking among the FIFTEEN nfl. FACILITIES i, mean
isn't that the whole point of not being. Downtown you
can just have miles of parking.
Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Lot, well it's it's on, site Right, like if you
think about, that think of how many private lots get
filled up at every SINGLE nfl. STADIUM i, mean that's
that's what that's where some of those like up if
you drive up and Down route one In, Foxboro, massachusetts
that's where they make their. Money there are fifteen different
storage facilities that are sitting there because why not let
(01:18:33):
them all be? Empty who cares they're making fifty thousand
dollars a, game you know WHAT i, mean just just in. Parking,
yeah that's all it's gonna. Be it's gonna be all
these private lots in Brook. Park no one is gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Lose, listen when a private lot comes, up there's all
kinds of things you can do in a private lot
that you can't do in a public. Lot i'm, ASSUMING
i don't. Know parking lots seem like your. Profit, yeah
game day, pricing.
Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
That's.
Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Exactly, yeah game day pricing closer you get fifty dollars
fifty if you're lucky walking two miles at.
Speaker 9 (01:19:17):
Fifty.
Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Yeah Jimmy haslam also said the Average browns ticket will
be over two hundred, dollars but he says the price
of admission will quote be worth. It why isn't this
being tossed around? MORE i saw this that one kind
of as a. BYLINE i don't even know if that
was something that he, said but it's being attributed to.
(01:19:38):
Him has them told The Associated press the average ticket
will be over two hundred dollars plus food and.
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Beverage so we.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Want fans when they come to a game to have
a great time and, say you, know that was a,
lot but it was worth it AND i want to
do it. Again, YES i know you want people to
you say. That will they say? That oh my, GOD
i know it was worth a. Lot this is WHAT
i would like people to say WHEN i put my
hand up their ass and work them like a.
Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Puppet how do you also not to understand your.
Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Market that's before food and beverage and, Parking so that's
all going to be. Expensive so let's say you're in
around three hundred dollars for a, GAME i mean before
you buy anything to eat or, drink even even for
people who are of, means people who could easily afford,
that they're not going to want to pay. That but,
(01:20:33):
again when you have these huge capital, expenditures that's why
you have to do. It that's why you have downtown
apartment buildings that are so laughably overpriced for where they
are because the money that was spent to build.
Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
Them they, go, OH i will fill them.
Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
Up no you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Won't but there's only so many empty nesters who want
to check out downtown for twelve, months and there's only
so many you, know athletes that pass through a market Like.
Cleveland so you're gonna have fifty percent vacancy in these
apartment buildings that they slap together and then charge of
fourteen hundred dollars for a. Studio so if he's, LIKE
(01:21:13):
i really want people to come out and, go, boy
that was a, lot But i'm gonna come back and
do it, AGAIN i can't imagine that's his final. OFFER i,
MEAN i don't know how you this early in the.
GAME i don't know how you publicly mention that and
not have everybody's hair on. FIRE i, mean what is
an Average brown's game?
Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Ticket?
Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Now can you get a good ticket for fifty? BUCKS
i don't think, So, okay sixty, seventy probably. NOT i think,
REALLY i think you're still. Real, YEAH i think you're
well over one hundred for a, TICKET a TICKET i
would roger a ticket for a Brown. NOW i, again
let me, LOOK i only KNOW i usually only go
and The bears are in, town and that's not. Often
SO i don't THINK i. WENT i don't Think i've
(01:21:53):
gone to A browns game in a couple of. Seasons
every SEASON i SAY i would like to, go and
this season is no. DIFFERENT i would like to. GO
i just don't know when that would. Be i'm looking
right now to. SEE i, mean if your average ticket
is one hundred, dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
It's pretty. WILD i think it has to be around.
Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
There let's, SEE i thought people were walking in and
getting good tickets for like fifty. BUCKS i don't think
they're not selling the games, out are.
Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
They you're surely not getting a good.
Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Ticket, No i'm just saying you could walk in and
get a fifty dollars, ticket. Right you can sit up
in the ion a sphere for fifty, bucks right all?
Right week seven Against miami's next home.
Speaker 11 (01:22:34):
Game uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
See This sunday start being sixty.
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Bucks This, Sunday, Rob i'll be in sconce we both
will be at the Town tavern And copley from noon
to two with Bud.
Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Light we won't have to. Worry that'll be free for
us for anybody else who joins. Us, yeah any, ticket
let me, see hold on any? Ticket that's ANYTHING i
can find? Here is it starts at one hundred and
nine to seventy. FIVE i, mean they play The, bears
but they play them In. Chicago this Is these are
(01:23:10):
verified from the. Team these aren't resale. Tickets one hundred
and nine to seventy five is where they.
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Start so If i'm a guy who just likes The
browns AND i, GO i want to go to a,
game it's one hundred and ten bucks to just get
in the door.
Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
A, ticket and that's you're sitting up in the. Fives,
yeah all the way up. Top all.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
RIGHT i, mean, listen the organization is run like A
swiss time, Piece so who wouldn't want to give them more?
Money BUT i MEAN i would like to. Go and,
again if it's one hundred and nine, bucks, Fine i'll
pay one hundred and nine, bucks but give me a.
Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Break but if you're already, there and that's for that
place at one hundred and ten dollars or. Whatever so
say the average tickets one hundred and fifty bucks at
this new stadium or at the Current Huntington Bank field
is fifty dollars that much. MORE i guess if you're
talking about the new, stadium is the? EXPERIENCE i don't,
know BUT i will, say how is it possible when
(01:24:08):
you look at why they want to build this stadium
The dome. Stadium we can use it year, round we
can bring in. Concerts so with all of those things,
considered wouldn't you think you would do everything you possibly
could to keep your ticket price to the football games the.
Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Same this is What i'm. Saying this is really early
in the process for him to float. This hey it
might be over two hundred, dollars but you're gonna have
a good.
Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Time it's, like, wow, yeah it's, weird, Right, like, yeah you,
there that price would drop because now there's an entire
year that you can use that you couldn't. Before it's
also one of those, quotes and again attributed to him
by THE, ap but it's also one of those quotes
where part of my brain, goes this guy's utterly out of.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Touch but, also you, know people running an organization like.
That there there's a lot of strategy, too we might
not be aware of, It But i'm, like, BOY i
don't know what the strategy is of telling your fan
base it's gonna cost you a hell of a lot
of money to come to one of these. Games SO
i don't, KNOW i don't. Know this to me sounds
(01:25:13):
like a guy who's, LIKE i want to make all
my money back right away instead of, yeah you want
to undertake an operation this, massive a relocation and a
construction project and blah blah. Blah it's gonna be a, decade,
Right oh at, least, yeah it's gonna be. Ten you,
well but it is, multipurpose so you aren't gonna just
(01:25:35):
have to rely on football games like they. Said you'll
be able to have all these kinds of you, know. Events,
theoretically that's how they sell all these new. Plays oh
you have all these. Events, yeah but you gotta get
you got to get those events to come To, cleveland,
right and now a new venue will go a long
way towards. That that's no. Joke but there are plenty
of decent venues in this market that are fighting tooth
(01:25:56):
and nail to get like conventions and concerts and things like.
That it's more than just having a you, KNOW i
think you jump to the front of the line when
you have a brand spank of new. Venue but you
can't count on. That if you tell the you, know
you tell the, Promoter, oh our tickets are gonna be
two hundred dollars a, Seat they're gonna be, like, well,
SO i don't, know BUT i.
Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
WAS i was.
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Surprised THAT i didn't hear more people talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
THAT i figured that would be red meat for every
person who's ever been to A browns. Game Jimmy haslum'm, Saying,
yeah the average ticket's gonna be over two hundred, dollars
but it's gonna be worth, it is? It because irrespective
of the price, point it hasn't been worth it up till. Now,
no but The browns do have the lowest average ticket
(01:26:42):
price in THE nfl at one hundred and Fifty they
SHOULD i just didn't know that the lowest ticket price
was one hundred and fifty eight dollars on. Average The
eagles get four hundred and seventy five dollars a. Ticket
you just can't tell me, That johnny Lunch pail is
going to football games for FIVE i have one hundred
dollars a. Seat that can't be. Right, well they're saying
(01:27:04):
that can't be. Right they're saying average on, average, Right
so one ticket's a thousand and another one's a.
Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Hundred so that's probably Where johnny Lunch pail's sitting right,
like he's probably getting himself in on those short money
tickets once a, year you. Know AND i say short
money at one hundred. Bucks but like The browns, too
say say one hundred and ten, dollars is you're walking,
Whatever and they're saying they have the lowest average at
one point. Fifty so If haslam is saying it's only
going up to two hundred with a new, stadium that's
(01:27:32):
not that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Bad, WELL i also think that that's probably a number
he pulled out of his, ass because he's probably just
got like some data in his head and he's, like all,
right well here's what it normally. Is i'm not saying
this is carved in short, Sure i'm just saying as an.
AVERAGE i guess that illustrates how out of TOUCH i.
AM i GUESS i didn't realize it costs three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
To go to a football, game no.
Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Clue week after week after, WEEK i see people walk
into the game. Hammered people look like they just bought.
Pants maybe that's because they spend all their money on the.
TICKET i don't, know but holy, cow and maybe he's.
Right you, know when they get that brand new thing,
built people walking over. There you, know people like stuff
(01:28:16):
that's new and shiny and uh you know that first,
season you might get everybody kicking in a ton of
money just to check the place.
Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Out but you might have diminishing returns on that. TOO
i don't.
Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Know but but but we're gonna have the shopping and,
Restaurants we're gonna have. Hotels, yeah you know how much
people want to stay in Brook, Park ohio as long
as you're gonna give hotels.
Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Right next to an. Airport, yeah it's not.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Long, yeah no, LISTEN i, mean, yeah you're in the flight,
path but easy and easy. Out let's Say googa comes
To cleveland instead Of rock And. Arena he's playing the
new whatever they call, it whatever the naming rights that
they'll smear on the side of that.
Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Building it can't be something, lame right like especially BUT i,
mean like the highest, bidder your first like shot at,
it one first, impression like you don't want to be
the the Cotext.
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Dome, no but you. Go this goes to the highest
bidder for a ten year naming deal and then everybody
runs and throws their money. In they look who gave
them the most, money and they, Go, okay It's Cotex.
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
FIELD i think they can get around.
Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
That you can probably say no first time. Out i'm
sure you Can Trojans, park join Us landlive for Coverage
trouble the reservoir. Tip that's what we call this little
presidium out here by the end. Zone, yeah so. Listen
if nothing, else it'll be really interesting to see how
(01:29:48):
it all lays.
Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Out, right nobody's forcing anybody go To browns.
Speaker 6 (01:29:51):
Games SO.
Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
I always assume that the people putting these projects together
know something that we. Don't, right they're not in the
business to lose. Money but there's a lot of variables in.
This this is more than just putting it and we're
again we're dealing with this In. Chicago they're gonna take
The bears out Of Soldier field and throw them out
In Arlington, heights you, know an hour from Downtown. Chicago
(01:30:17):
so great for people living in the, suburbs most of
whom are driving into the city to go To Soldier.
Field but for a lot of people who live in
the city who go To bears, games that. Sucks and SO.
Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
Know hotels in a wintertime ice, Rink oh, boy out
there in a Brook park. Listen it may, be it
may be, amazing it will, be it'll be the crown
jewel Of. Cleveland who, knows, Right but you still got
to have regular traffic of people going to the things
(01:30:55):
you have and paying, money.
Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
And they're gonna have to open up some form Of
they like what they. Did And i'll use The patriots
as an example again because that's my team and they
know how to make. Money The craft, family that whole
area Around Gillette stadium when they first built, it when
it Was Foxborough, stadium there was nothing there and now
it's every single store you could possibly, imagine from high
(01:31:21):
end luxury brands to the you know, whatever there's a,
target you know WHAT i, mean every single place is.
Filled there's, restaurants there's, bars there's. Hotels that's what they
need to do with this, place because if it's not
a destination for shopping you, know like an outdoor, mall
like you got what's the one near, You Crocker. Park
so if there's something like, that then, okay you know
(01:31:43):
WHAT i. Mean but if they don't and they try
to rely on oh look we have a what a
Cold stone? Creamery oh? Cool, yeah that's not gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Work it's why they Turned Wrigley field into an amusement. Park.
Right everything Around Wrigley field got like built. Up there's
like they tore down all the cool stuf that have
been there forever and they have like a giant outdoor
movie theater and roller coasters like oh, Christ so you,
know if you because people want to bring in their
kids and kids get, bored we'll take them outside stuff
(01:32:12):
for the kids.
Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
To, do ways to spend.
Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Money people are telling me That Huntington bank will still
have the naming rights for the first couple of. Seasons
oh there you, Go so it'll be The Hoopa pi
out There Brook. Park all, right, well, listen we shall.
See this thing is long ways. Off but The city
Of cleveland is SUING O dot over the permitting situation
(01:32:35):
out there because it's so close to the.
Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Airport just want their.
Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Taste rich people problems the curling car.
Speaker 6 (01:32:42):
Show on, one.
Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
It seems a little unfair that you can watch our
on stream but we can't see. You but we'll fix that.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Tonight outside your window.
Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Seven Doublemms, HELEN i can't wait for the first green
(01:33:28):
dildo to get thrown at the brand New Brown.
Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Stadium well that's worth waiting, for isn't. It so by that,
time The Green Dildo society will have moved on TO
i don't know the next iteration of. NONSENSE i guess you,
know our Friend Tim disney is going to make his
triumphant return to this program On. Friday we're gonna chop it.
(01:33:51):
Up and there's no shortage of people who haven't Suggested
misney's dome because it's most prominently displayed on the, billboards of,
Course BUT i guess we'll throw that one at. Him Ozzy,
osbourne the late Great Ozzy. Osbourne that documentary of his dropped.
(01:34:12):
Today have you already watched?
Speaker 9 (01:34:14):
IT i have.
Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Not it's named after one of his more recent. Songs
it's called Was It No escape From? Now No escape From?
Now is that it's over there On Paramount plus drops
the same day as his, Memoir so if you're, Like,
NAH i don't want to watch Something i'd rather read About.
Ozzy it's Called Last, rites not his first, memoir, right
(01:34:35):
didn't he Write he's written a couple along the. WAY
I Am OZ I Am. Ozzie there you. Go but
the book was finished right before he, died And Rolling
stone describes it as, haunting revelatory and deeply. Sad how
about that a deeply? Sad, well, yeah story From Ozzy.
Osbourne you know he seemed like such a cheery. Guy,
(01:34:56):
WELL i think because you know the ending is my
guess where issue comes in? There, yeah but everybody, dies, right,
right but not Everybody's ozzy and nobody will Be. YEAH
I Am ozzie was his memoir in twenty. TEN i
guess if You're, ozzy you're living enough life for multiple.
Memoirs do you even read that?
Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
One, no that's a good, Book but this, one this
new book only focuses on Post parkinson's.
Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Diagnosis, well that's my, understanding the documentary and the. BOOK i,
mean if he's done all these other, books that's probably
the only new. Stuff, right you hear anything else about snorting?
Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
On that's WHAT i was gonna?
Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Says he hadn't done that in a long, time, right
guy's been sober for a couple of. Decades the twenty
ten MEMOIR I Am. Ozzie there's a nineteen ninety eight
episode Of behind The. Music there's a documentary from twenty
eleven Called God Bless Ozzy. Osbourne there's a twenty twenty
documentary Called The Nine lives Of Ozzy. Osbourne and now
(01:35:54):
his final documentary Called No escape From now drops On
Paramount Plus, today chronicle his painful last years and his
quest to play one final. Concert Whoof, so you, know
in a, way you know the, backstory, right so when you, go,
well there probably isn't much story left to. Tell that's
(01:36:15):
where this probably comes. In and so he spent the
last few years working on this memoir and it focuses
on the final chapter of his, life but also flashes
back to encounters with people Like Keith moon And Bond
(01:36:36):
scott And Steve marriott and other you, know people he
came up with but ultimately. Outlived he was going to
retire back in twenty eighteen when he came off the.
Road that was his second farewell. Tour you, know twenty
eighteen is when we Had ozzie to do the fiftieth
anniversary concert FOR Mms out Of. Blossom, NOW i don't
(01:36:58):
know where he was in the timeline for, that but
he had done The No More tours tour and that
was the farewell, tour and then he Did No More tours,
too so his Second farewell. Tour and of, course you,
Know sharon is always looking for a new revenue. Stream
(01:37:18):
that is her, job after. ALL i always Thought Sharon
osbourne kind of took a lot of lumps for doing
what a manager. Does she was his, wife of, course
but she was also his, manager and so you're looking
for places to put your, client and you, know she
was talking, about, oh Maybe ozzie will do like a
(01:37:39):
residency In, vegas AND i don't Think ozzie was all
receptive to.
Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
That he's like one My Barry.
Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Manilow no disrespect To Barry, manilow of, course you. Know
but he had a relapse about fifteen years ago right,
now it wasn't that. Long twelve years twenty twelve is
when he started, again and that didn't work out very
well for, him and then he got hooked on steroids
(01:38:07):
because he had problems with his.
Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Voice just a guy who even.
Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
The irony is when you stop doing recreational, drugs you
end up on all of these prescriptions to take care
of the things that the Fun times left you, with
and then you gotta you gotta like be careful with.
Those but an entire generation of people only Know ozzy
from THE mtv, show.
Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
And in a weird.
Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Way as famous As ozzie, was he said that that
era of his career being ON mtv and that show
blowing up really messed with his, head that that was
a different level of fame for, him.
Speaker 9 (01:38:50):
That it.
Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Kind of jacked him up a, bit.
Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
And that they were all happy when the show was
over because his kids were taking drugs And sharon got
cancer and you, know blah blah. Blah so the DOCUMENTARY
i think will be quite interesting if you're An ozzie,
fan even if you're. Not you, know there aren't many
of his ilk, left the you, know the the, lifers
(01:39:20):
the long, timers certainly nobody at his level that was.
DOING i remember there was a collection Of ozzy, well
it was Called nativity And. Black remember The Black sabbath.
Tribute they did one Called nativity And black and it
was a bunch of bands obviously Doing sabbath, covers and
then they did a second version of. That we were
talking About Buster rhymes, earlier And Buster rhymes did Iron
(01:39:42):
man on That nativity In black, two which was a
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Version BUT i don't Think ozzie And Buster rhymes got.
Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Along another reveal in the doc commentary in the memoirs
that he didn't care much For David Lee. Roth that's a.
Bummer you know what suck if somebody that you probably
look up to as a, peer you, know is publicly
LIKE i don't care for that guy that. Much like
that sucks Because, dave you're you're still a fan Of.
(01:40:19):
Ozzie you him And Van halen opened For sabbath in seventy.
Eight ozzie Loved eddie Van halen dead five years ago,
Yesterday but he didn't Like David Lee. Roth always, smiling never,
unhappy comes from a well to do. Family maybe that's
(01:40:40):
why we had nothing in. Common, boy if that's the
worst you can say about a, Guy this guy was always,
Smiling this guy was always. Happy, yeah he was neck
deep in pong. Tang that's why what the hell likes happy? People,
yes nobody wants to deal with happy, folks he, goes
you never knew if he was spinning you a lot
of crown or. Not one minute he's getting his law.
(01:41:01):
Degree then he says he's a part time. Paramedic and, yeah,
member When David Lee roth just like went off the
grid as far as celebrity, went he became like an
EM i still don't know if that was an urban.
Legend he became an emt In. Manhattan, NO i think that's. Real, yeah,
okay he went To, japan he got like full you,
know he got like a full yakuza tattoos on his,
(01:41:22):
body and he came back like the illustrated. Man but,
uh he, said there was always this story going around
that me And David Lee roth had a cocaine duel
during that, tour meeting who could snort the most coke
before they keeled. Over And ozzy h literally doesn't. Remember he's,
(01:41:43):
like it's possible that it, happened but, uh it's more
likely than.
Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
NOT i doubt it.
Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Is what he.
Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Said, yeah, well, anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
And ozzie didn't Want Brad wilke to play on The
Last Sabbath. Tour of, course he's the rage against The
machine drummer and he would go out With, ozzy But
ozzie demanded That Tommy clefido's was the drummer on the
tour because they had a very good working relationship and
blah blah, blah and quite, Frankly ozzie doesn't really want
(01:42:17):
to talk about all of his side, pieces which you
can understand.
Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
That, YEAH i, mean what is there to talk? About,
YEAH i mean at this point the stories are. There,
yeah people know if they want to find, out they
can look it. Up why go through it?
Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
Again, yeah well put the herd on people that love.
Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
YOU i had.
Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Documentary you, know they're trying to get good sound bites and,
stuff and so, Yeah ozzie died seventeen days after that
Final Black sabbath.
Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Show there In.
Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
England but The ozzie, documentary WHICH i guess they put
like a there was a story was that they were
going to premiere it on THE bbc a couple of weeks,
ago but then they were asked to not premiere. It
and it was nothing more outrageous than they wanted to
put more footage in it BECAUSE i think he had just,
died so they're, like why not going to put this
out with him still alive at the, end.
Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
And so that documentary on is this something.
Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
You'll watch or?
Speaker 9 (01:43:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Oh absolutely well oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah oh it was
a different documentary that they were going to show on THE. Bbc,
OH i see different documentary Called Coming. Home so that
was probably much more you, Know british centric Ew ozzy Osbald.
John but at least you know what there's got to.
(01:43:43):
BE i always think Of warren Z von who was
given a terminal diagnosis about a year before he, died
and he made the rounds putting together his final, work
and so he called all of his famous friends and
they wrote songs and jammed. TOGETHER i don't think he
did a final. TOUR i think by that time he
(01:44:03):
was not in any shape to do. That but he
did a final album and then, died and so at
LEAST i guess there's something to be said for you,
know the end is coming and sooner than. Later but you,
know you can put your artistic affairs in. ORDER i,
mean you almost never See Amy, osbourne. Right she wanted
(01:44:25):
nothing to do with THE mtv. Show she wanted to
succeed or fail on her own. Merits she didn't want
to just Be ozzy And sharon's, kid but she's in
this documentary.
Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Because at that, point you're, like what are you hiding?
Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
From you, know you didn't ask For ozzy to be your,
dad but also like your Dad's, ozzy so you. Know
But i'm sure he really had to be you, know
coaxed into doing a lot of the things that he
finally did at the. End BUT i think it's funny
(01:44:59):
that his complain About David lee rothis is the guy
who was always.
Speaker 6 (01:45:01):
Happy.
Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
YEAH i think like She amy is like the exact
opposite Of jack And, Kelly like they don't they're not
close at, All like they don't.
Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Know she's like a, singer songwriter or. Something she would,
like you, know throw her guitar on her back and
would play sit on a stool in. Bars AND i
don't think she want anybody to know that because she
went by a stage, name, RIGHT i don't think she
wanted anybody to know that she Was ozzie's. Kid Amy
osbourne is forty. Two she was the lead singer of
(01:45:29):
a synthpop band Called. Aroo, yes she's just a bit
of an actress. Too from WHAT i, understand her And
kelly And jack don't. Speak there's, no like the first
time they were together in ages was at the. Funeral oh,
okay all, right well, Anyway uh, yeah she wanted. To although,
(01:45:50):
strangely they all kind of look like they've been to mom's.
Doctor oh, Yeah amy And kelly And sharon all look exactly,
alike and not in a hereditary.
Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Way, no they'll look exactly. Alike jack looks. GOOD i
just saw a video with. Him he looks like he
like he he's, healthy you know WHAT i. Mean he
looks good.
Speaker 2 (01:46:12):
Because he was dealing with stuff too of a pharmaceutical.
Nature oh, YEAH i think for a long. Time and,
yeah he got himself into.
Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
Shape, YEAH i forget WHAT i just saw him, on
but he was on some interview talk show and he looked.
Speaker 2 (01:46:24):
Great you See Jonah. Hill, No, wolf you found. IT
i shouldn't say Wof, No, no he's super. Skinny he's
shooting a, movie SO i assumed that he lost a
bunch of weight for the. Movie but there's a couple
of pap shots of him coming out of a trailer
and you can't even tell it's. Him super. Thin, yeah so,
obviously AGAIN i assume that's for whatever. Movie oh, Wow,
(01:46:45):
yeah he's real he's wearing like a blonde. Wig, yeah
beard and.
Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Yeah if you listen to us on The iHeartRadio, app
you can always use that red microphone button to leave
us messages With reckless abandon.
Speaker 14 (01:46:57):
On Its eric In, Penhills, Pennsylvania and yesterday's, show you
were talking About Wa wa and other places with their
seasonal turkey, offerings and you, said have you ever heard
someone say someone so drop the turkey? Rito, no well
you must not remember a place In pittsburgh Called Mad.
Mex every year they have the Gobble. Rito too much
local fan. There and speaking of local, USERS i noticed
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your impersonation is slipping a bit. Lately ever since The
Chicago pope came along a little bit Of chicago slipping.
In your impersonation needs read.
Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
It, Up read it, up read. Up you got read
up your, impression all. RIGHT i don't know Where Mad mex.
Is my divorce apartment was across the street From Mad.
MEX i gained fifteen pounds eating over. There getting hammered
On margarita's is like a just a burger of a burrito.
Joint or is it A Mexican it's called Mad. Mex,
(01:47:45):
yeah there's maybe two or three of them in and,
around in and Around. Pittsburgh but there's one across the
street from my divorce, apartment SO i was there all the.
Speaker 9 (01:47:55):
Time.
Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
Yeah someone mentioned that. Yesterday it was like the gobbler
rita gobbled. Rito, yeah the gobble. RITO i can't say
THAT i ever had.
Speaker 2 (01:48:04):
IT A thanksgiving feast of roasted, turkey breast, stuffing black,
bean mashed, potatoes and corn doused with, gravy all stuffed
into a, burrito cranberry sauce on the. Side Rom so
you don't want that hot cranberry, SAUCE i.
Speaker 6 (01:48:21):
Just put my.
Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
Cold i'm all for the hot. Sandwich just give me
the cold cranberry. Sauce they also do a waffle fry,
poutine so again real healthy and and but, NO i
would go over there AND i would get hammered On
margarita's BECAUSE i was getting, divorced rob you know WHAT i.
Mean i'm living in an apartment by, myself surrounded my
boxes and never. Unpacked, YEAH i just had my. End
(01:48:43):
across the street was a on one corner was A
Benny hannah and on the other corner Was Mad Mex
AND i would uh, Uh AND i was on that
exact same PATIO a day before my birthday WHEN i
got the call THAT i was getting fired In. Pittsburgh,
(01:49:07):
yike mad mechs AND i go go way. BACK i
got repeatedly hammered on their. Patio, alan Is David Lee
roth gonna watch That ozzie? Documentary yea, Yeah will you
walk to your television and, go, oh he can't? Wait
(01:49:34):
rob very, Excited. Alan cleveland businesses are gonna take a
big hit at The browns. Move, well, yeah this is
this is why the city Of cleveland is trying to
claw the team.
Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
Back but they're not going. To they're not going.
Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
To BUT i also don't know how that part of
the city is going to. ACCOMMODATE i, know you got.
To it's gonna be all this road. Construction there's gonna
be eminent, domain and it's gonna be all this you,
know they're gonna literally and figuratively plow over every obstacle
to get that thing. DONE i just don't the best
you can hope. For you, know people joke about that
strip Of Brook. Park you know it's car dealerships and strip,
(01:50:12):
clubs you, know half of which have, closed and trailer
parks and, whatever and that's, fine but it's not like
people in the trailer park are could be going across
the street to spend three hundred dollars for A browns.
Game so it's not like you can get the. Townies,
YEAH i don't. KNOW i, MEAN i don't really have
skin in that. GAME i guess as a TAXPAYER i.
(01:50:33):
Do but seeing how this whole thing cause, again initial
development plans are always pie in the sky and then
they get pared, down you, know when you run into
reality or. Whatever but they're not going to get The
browns back, downtown which really does, suck really sucks for those,
(01:50:55):
businesses you, know because it's a lot of fun down
there on game. Day SO i can't imagine they're gonna
have like A muni loot tailgate in Brook, park right
this brand spanking New land mass and they're gonna have
those maniacs out, there and you know they. Should they
should their first order of. Business by the, way you
(01:51:16):
want to ingratiate yourself to these people that you're now,
saying are you're asking them to spend hundreds of dollars
more than they might have. Before great way to ingratiate
yourself is to have a specifically designated munilt for people
who want a. Tailgate you, know you're gonna have to
have room for these guys who you know sunk their
(01:51:38):
life savings into having a friggin mystery machine van retrofitted
and orange and brown dumb cyber truck With brown's colors on.
It you're gonna have to have some kind of space
for those people to let their freak flag. Fly and
NOW i just want To.
Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
MARGARITA i have to say That i've been been thinking
about drinking all day, long, say going across the street
and getting drunk On. Margarita's now that's ALL i want
to do is have a. MARGARITA i know it's a
place next door At. Margarita's, OH i hate. YOU i
don't want him.
Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
Anymore uh see it's a version, Therapy. ROB i knew
that would take care of your thirst for a. Margarita,
well NOW i just want a dirty. Martini now you
just want to punch somebody in the. Face and that
somebody is probably Named Alan cox One James. Buffett margarita's are. Good,
(01:52:34):
yeah the place next, door.
Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
They'd make you. ONE i bet, Boy i've, Been i've.
Been i've been a sucker for spicy drinks, lately like spicy.
Margarita's since there goes the, cruise go through the building
and around a, barrio they'll make you. One they had
that that what was the name of that, place, Uh
nuovovo down there on the Nice street. Pier they had
that that spicy. Mango, yeah it was, awesome like a jlapeno.
(01:53:01):
Margarito so THEN i started making my own spicy. VODKA
i bought spicy peppers in that.
Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
City i'm.
Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Done dirty martinis with Spicy vodka's.
Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Awesome. Wow so that's WHAT i, drink all, Right dirty
martini with spicy. Vodka, YEAH i make it. Myself it's. Awesome.
Huh just sound.
Speaker 12 (01:53:22):
Good, wicked, spicy, wicked, spicy, wicked wigging, hot making my butt. Paka,
anyway thank, You. Eric they're In Penn hills.
Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Taking me Down Memory lane With Mad max and The
Gobblerito The Allen Cox. Show one call The Alan Cox.
Speaker 9 (01:53:49):
Show Alan cox is the worst strut time Personality i've ever.
Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
Two one seven or eight one double oh. Seven, yeah
one last shot for you this afternoon to grab some
money from the buzzard. Bookie so five point thirty will
(01:54:20):
be that last keyword of the. Day then we fire
it all up again tomorrow morning WITH. Rmg But he's got.
Him stansbury's got.
Speaker 13 (01:54:29):
HIM i got.
Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
Him let any chance for you to get some of that.
Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
Money cavaliers preseason basketball starts tonight seven o'clock tip off
around the corner here at The Rocket arena against The Chicago.
Bolls six thirty pre. Game we'll get out of here
just in Case Truck russ is. Listening we will get
out of here around six' ten And then i'll play
a block of commercials And then i'll come Back and
(01:54:54):
i'll play a couple of songs and then we'll get
into a pre Game before bulls calves tonight on.
Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
The, buzzer wow That's Rishdid jackson ford?
Speaker 6 (01:55:04):
To listen love the?
Speaker 15 (01:55:05):
Show today you had some caller leave you a message
in regards to signing off a little, Too early but
then you started talking about the songs you play come
up around like six fifteen to. Six thirty those are
some of the best songs the radio Has on you
pull out some. Deep, Guys man they're. GOOD songs i
don't know why anybody would complain. About that shoot sign
off a little earlier and play a little bit. More,
music man you got.
Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
Taste, bye Okay so Rich. And jacksonville it's a thinly veiled.
Compliment there he's going the. Other, way hey you should
sign off earlier and play more of those songs. YOU
play i do because after, THE break i play A
song i want, to play and then we get back
into regularly. Scheduled programming so contrary to What truck russ
said earlier in his long, winded tirade it's my, real
(01:55:48):
estate rob until. Six, thirty correct. That's right this is
my from two to six thirty is my. Real estate
whether Or not i'm talking on. THE air i realize
you're the program director of the, radio STATION and i
imagine from time To time i've played a song at
the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
And with his programming Head on rozerman like? Whoof nope, oh, yeah,
NO man i usually text, you like oh.
Speaker 2 (01:56:14):
All right SO if i am the Show, at gojira
because nobody has, THE pride i don't care.
Speaker 3 (01:56:21):
What.
Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
You play, NICE okay I mean i don't think we
need to do two hours. To, MIDNIGHT no.
Speaker 2 (01:56:27):
I understand i don't try to go. Too crazy you
don't in one direction. Or, ANOTHER right i don't want
to like give, People, whiplash NO but i think. IT'S
great i think it adds to the. Radio Station And i'm.
Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
I'm listen i'm a person that working for a company,
like this they get puckered working with someone like Me
because i'm the one, who says the more, you play.
Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
The.
Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Better right we don't play music twenty four to seven
on this. Radio station that may come as a shock to.
Some people but when we play, something thing it should, be,
like oh that's, really GOOD or i haven't heard that in,
a while or let me grab SHAZAM because i don't
know what.
Speaker 6 (01:57:05):
That is you play?
Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
That, song uh oh god?
Speaker 2 (01:57:08):
Is it is? It well because oh? Go ahead people,
will say oh, my god what was?
Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
That Song and i'll write.
Speaker 2 (01:57:13):
Them back i'll go it.
Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
WAS this i think That the Death And resurrection show
is the one that you pop in every single killing
j every once in. A while i love.
Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
That song.
Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Great song, hell. Yeah yeah SO if i End With
america Horse With, No, name, hey, listen man in my
in my, honest opinion this is a rock. Song man
this is one of THOSE songs i could listen to
on a loop for an. Entire day, of course you
(01:57:42):
could just keep GOING and i would not care at all.
Those harmonies, bro oh, come on. YOU know i kind
of whiffed, yesterday though because not, really whiffed but because
It was Eddie van halen's the Anniversary of Eddie van.
(01:58:04):
Halen's death yeah? YOU played i Played a Yeah van,
halen too WHICH is i think is one of their more.
Underrated songs. Great song probably not your best choice in
title For dead Eddie. Van halen he's been dead for.
Five years you could have gone with like ice. Cream,
MANNERS well i flipped. A coin it was either going
to be hang them high or it was going to.
BED a i went with a, great again play it
(01:58:29):
whatever you. WANT again i didn't mean anything, by it by,
the way there was no. SUBTEXT there i love. DA
anyway i should Have played, rush no because we YOU
and i went to that thing At The, rock hall
and that's all anybody was talking about Yesterday was rush Coming.
Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
TO cleveland i did an Hour of rush, AT noon,
i know but it was nice to pay tribute To
to Eddie van halen anniversary of. HIS death i think that.
Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Was fantastic there's a handful of rush Songs that i'll
rotate and kind of sometimes end the show. With too,
SO yeah i don't like to go Too, far afield
you KNOW what. I mean to, Your point i'm not
going to Be playing i'm not playing my two hours
to midnight stuff at the end of this SHOW because
i don't want to burn. IT out i want people
to hear It On, saturday night which they Will this
(01:59:11):
saturday night TEN of Mi, at night Me And corey
Rodick And. PAT butler i Didn't Know dave grol played
drums on. That song he plays drums on that whole
ALBUM that i think that was The. Killing, joke yeah
really like when they hadn't done an album in, a
While And dave grohl was a. Big fan that album
(01:59:33):
is from two thousand. AND three i had never heard
of them BEFORE UNTIL i i the. FIRST time i
never heard a. Killing, joke NO when i first, GOT
here i was driving home.
Speaker 1 (01:59:41):
One, night yeah and you played that SONG and i
shizammed IT because i didn't know what, it, Was UH
and i instantly down put it on. MY playlist i,
was like this IS everything i LOVE and i had
no idea who that.
Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
Band, was yeah that kind of comeback Record had dave
grole playing every track.
Speaker 1 (01:59:56):
ON it i think it was just.
Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Self Titled But killing joke's been around since, the seventies
so like there's a couple of killing joke Songs that
metallica does on, Garage days Like the weight is a killing,
Joke song oh. IT is I think i Think crash
Course In brain surgery is a killing, joke SONG but
i could. Be wrong, but no they were, a big
big deal In like british punk, and rock, and yeah
(02:00:22):
it was not familiar with them in The Least love
killing but that song that you play.
Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Is awesome he kind of has Like a lemmy sound to. His,
voice yeah it's. REALLY great i don't know that they've
had like they've had a couple.
Speaker 2 (02:00:31):
Of hits eighties was a big hit, for them but
you know they've always done something a little. Bit, different
yeah but they've been around since the. Late Seventies Love. Killing,
joke yeah the Cover A, cinnamon girl like all that
stuff that you THROW and i love, sure man that's
the uh who? THE replicants i think, So Yeah, cinnamon
girl but they slow it? Way down.
Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
Very antcclaimactic.
Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
Does that sound you HEARD when i was talking a.
Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Minute ago was every corporate programmer's butt pole slamming SHUT.
Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
When, i said go ahead and do whatever, you want just.
Having fun come on one song at the end of.
The show it makes the radio station.
Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
More alive you listen to all these, Other, stations dude
it all sounds.
Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
The same it's all JUST like i.
Speaker 1 (02:01:37):
Don't know we always joke around about, being scripted but
sometimes radio just. Sounds scripted THAT'S why i love this.
Radio station, we go let the inmates run, the asylum
pull the curtain back a.
Speaker 2 (02:01:49):
Little bit one of our vps with this company who oversees,
this region we go.
Speaker 1 (02:01:55):
WAY back i really do. Like her she's, real sharp
she's very good at what.
Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
She DOES and i was talking to her a while
back and, she, Goes hey i'm in charge Of the
chicago market now. FOR iHeart, i, go, oh great there's
some very good people doing good work there and blah.
Blah blah and she's trying to pick my brain About
the chicago MARKET and, i go sounds like every other, market,
Now yeah and that's a huge bummer BECAUSE when i was,
Growing up chicago was a bit not just because, my
(02:02:21):
HOMETOWN but i mean. For radio it was a market unlike.
Any OTHER and, i said now it just sounds like.
Speaker 10 (02:02:28):
Everything market, she's, like, oh why, we mean, why listen
it sounds like every other radio.
Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Market now SO when i, go home, You know, i'm.
Speaker 6 (02:02:36):
Like YEAH well.
Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
I think, I mean i still have a couple. Of
stations i'll listen to my, old station and, You know
i'll LISTEN, next rt and, YOU know i have friends
that are still on the, air There so i'll. Punch
around but it doesn't crackle the way that it. Used
TO and i know that that's a function of the
evolution or devolution of the business. Or whatever but It's
like i'd love to tell you some, you know you
(02:02:57):
know story about every market has its own footprint, and
whatever and you know it does to, some degree but
to a, bigger degree, you know sounds like every.
Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
Other city cleveland is the exception to, the RULE and
mms is the exception to that like most most places,
you go and if you travel, for work you know
Exactly what i'm. Talking about people do not care about
radio the way that they do in. This market there's
no question.
Speaker 2 (02:03:22):
About THAT well i did tell, HER that, I said
chicago is the rare major market where they still do
give a crap. About RADIO so, i said you have
that going for you for a city. That size it's Still.
The midwest but friends of mine who are, you, know
working and they're in much more tenuous POSITIONS than i
am as. A, result right they're not doing talk but,
you Know The new YORK and la And, in chicago
(02:03:43):
those kinds, of Places and, i'm like we have such
a UNICORN.
Speaker 9 (02:03:48):
With.
Speaker 2 (02:03:49):
Mms yeah, they're, like man you they're in awe of
what this radio station is and what we. Do here and,
you know, they're like oh, my god it must. BE great, i, go,
well listen everybody's kind of got their pressures and. All
that but it really is People in cleveland who are
they've ALWAYS had, mms yeah and it's such a big
(02:04:10):
deal and you don't really realize it unless you do
some traveling and, you're like and we hear from people
all the time when you traveling, they're like oh, my god,
go yeah and it's it's nothing. That that It's nothing
i'd ever take. For granted so, it's yeah it's pretty.
Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
Wild.
Speaker 2 (02:04:26):
THOUGH anyway i don't know when they used to feel
like they do record Store day once, a year and
now it feels like they do. It quarterly but they
one of the big releases. This year if you're of
a Certain age i'm a, gen xer is they are
re releasing the McGruff The crime. Dog album do you
(02:04:48):
remember McGruff The? Crime dog smart kids don't? Use? DRUGS
right i think it was the precursor to dare and Just.
Say no was McGruff The. Crime dog he was taking
a out of crime and they had a, you know
low tech propaganda was you would get albums into. Kids'
(02:05:08):
classrooms it's HOW gen x kids could all recite the
McDonald's menu because McDonald's back in the day was sending
out these little albums and they'd have fun little, theme
songs but the lyrics were the stuff on. The menu
and so that's how they ingratiated themselves with generations of
kids who could to, this day probably a lot of
(02:05:28):
you from muscle memory recount the old McDonald's menu in
a certain meter. And, rhyme well the McGruff The crime
dog album is getting. A reissue i don't know if
anybody was clamoring, for it but SOMEBODY who i guess
saw some value in the nostalgia, of it and there's
great tracks on. This album make. No mistake cocaine. And
(02:05:52):
crack that was one of my. Favorite ones he was
in crack and cocaine to.
Speaker 4 (02:06:03):
Get high that what, you, say no.
Speaker 6 (02:06:08):
But it's.
Speaker 2 (02:06:08):
Really insane you. Could die what are you?
Speaker 6 (02:06:13):
Thinking it.
Speaker 4 (02:06:16):
Because nobody's need and that crack and cocaine there's terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
TROUBLE behind, i mean are you getting?
Speaker 9 (02:06:24):
The?
Speaker 1 (02:06:24):
POINT sorry i sure ram crack and cocaine answering CALLS there,
i know and he. Hung up he. Hung up oh
did he have a lot? To say AND then, i said,
hold on we'll put. You on let ME guess mms
sucks now is great in nineteen. Seventy four that's almost
exactly what, he said except he said that you sissy up.
THE station, i, Do YEAH and, i said you, know
(02:06:46):
what WHY don't, i said do you want to just
tell me?
Speaker 2 (02:06:48):
That? Around you just tell? Him that? Did he i'd
love him to explain it to me because he might be.
Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
ONTO something i. DON'T know i, don't know but you're
a you sissy? It, up now cissy. It up stop
sissying up this. Radio station well a SERREMONY our t
shirt it need. More directions.
Speaker 13 (02:07:06):
This one's.
Speaker 2 (02:07:07):
Called alcohol.
Speaker 4 (02:07:08):
You've conducy alcohol fills your world?
Speaker 2 (02:07:14):
With lies list? Do me alcohol fills your world? With
lies that's. A lie alcohol fills your world with the truth. And,
fun yes this is from nineteen, eighty six so you'd
have to be a gen xer to kind of really
remember the McGruff The crime.
Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
Dog album it, is okay it seems so, Very, nice
robin you'd best be.
Speaker 2 (02:07:40):
LOOKING twice, i, mean listen being straight? Is okay straight?
From drugs, oh yeah just making. SURE listen I know
i was GONNA say i know nothing about McGruff's predilections
as far as sexual, orientation goes. But listen it had
all the on that McGruff smart kids Take a bite
(02:08:03):
on a. Crime album it had a cocaine, and crack
which minds you in nineteen, eighty six kind of ahead
of the Curve on crack. Two albums it was a,
double album so. Four sides once you got to side
too of the, second album he had kind of down
shifted into gangs and shoplifting and, you know, drug abuse.
(02:08:26):
Hitch hiking there was a track on the album for.
Child molestation, oh boy that's a tough. Song, DIRECT now
i went To a, catholic school so you know there
were a lot of faculty going, ew physician, heel thyself,
but yeah make your. Body last alcohol abuse sounds Like
A peggy. SCOTT song i don't KNOW if i have
(02:08:49):
the sexual, molestation track but they have. Re, released uh
there's one. From marijuana there's one. For, inhalance right if
you're prone to huff and paint, doing, whippets.
Speaker 1 (02:09:03):
Winners.
Speaker 2 (02:09:04):
Don't use, hold on let me listen to this, marijuana
TRACK because i don't recall all.
Speaker 9 (02:09:08):
Of.
Speaker 2 (02:09:08):
THEM marijuana i don't try it.
Speaker 3 (02:09:15):
At all.
Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
It's like me eating. YOUR head i wonder who did.
THE voice i didn't really. Track, that yeah who did
the uh McGruff the crime? Dog voice.
Speaker 6 (02:09:35):
And, you know good?
Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
At all, you gambles.
Speaker 6 (02:09:49):
All.
Speaker 1 (02:09:49):
Right anyway Advertising Executive jack keel also voiced the character, About,
that wait how about that huh don't pay don't pay a.
Voiceover guy you're at the ad. Advertising agency maybe he
should just sound, Like this oh, My, god jack, that's great.
That's beautiful let's you don't want to. Hear, it no,
let's know we don't have to pay. Him, anything well
that's just your Regular. VOICE jack, i KNOW but I
(02:10:11):
guess i'll have, a dog maybe something a bit.
Speaker 2 (02:10:13):
More uplifting, I'm glad i'm me Shades Of fred Rogers about,
I'm glad i'm.
Speaker 1 (02:10:20):
ME boy i could have used this as, a kid
you KNOW what.
Speaker 2 (02:10:27):
I mean, i mean this came OUT when i was in,
high SCHOOL but i could have used Something like I'm
glad i'm me a little earlier than. NINETEEN years i like,
being ME and i know that. YOU agree i wanted
to be anybody but me in nineteen. EIGHTY six i
could have really had the corollary, to this, you. KNOW
McGruff i can't believe they didn't do McGruff the. Rhyme
dog then there. Was out every time they wanted to,
(02:10:48):
reach kids they would do some lame.
Speaker 1 (02:10:49):
Mass rap there was a guy who voiced him after
That Named, john morales and he was sentenced to sixteen
years in prison and from a twenty eleven arrest where
they seized one thousand, marijuana plants twenty, seven weapons including
a GRENADE, launcher.
Speaker 2 (02:11:07):
Wow and nine thousand rounds. Of ammunition he was the,
voice guy or he was the guy that would walk
around in.
Speaker 1 (02:11:13):
The outfit no he was the. Voice guy he was
the guy who voiced mcruff after that. Original guy oh that's.
The best so that guy is still. In prison it sounds.
That way this was, Twenty fourteen and the best part
is it sounds like he used all of those songs
as like a roadmap to become the guy that. Got
arrested i've got plenty of marijuana and a were dead
(02:11:38):
launcher with nine thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:11:39):
Active rounds, you know most dealers don't have songs about,
their product but this. Guy, does yeah a song called
inhalence roadmap to. Breaking, bad yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
McGruff learn.
Speaker 2 (02:11:54):
A lesson so true thurs danger. In inhalence they can
break you into.
Speaker 3 (02:12:04):
Some.
Speaker 2 (02:12:04):
Nervousness inhaling that's. A, lot yet don't want to black
ring around.
Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
Your.
Speaker 1 (02:12:14):
Mouth kids if you, do it you could set yourself.
On fire when you light.
Speaker 2 (02:12:20):
A cigarett your parents ask why your lips and tongue.
Are silver.
Speaker 1 (02:12:26):
Inhal, it's, yeah okay wack in duster will make You see, jesus.
Speaker 2 (02:12:34):
Smart kids make your. Body last is that an exercise
THING or? I? Hope? So, YEAH anyway i can't find
the one from. The album on some of the he
did a track on. Sexual molestation couldn't find. That one
maybe they've edited the original McGruff The crime dog album
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smart kids don't. Use, DRUGS yeah i was a freshman
high when this, came out so with a little bit
too old, for THIS but i do.
Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
Remember it at.
Speaker 2 (02:13:03):
The time kids younger than me would have been your
p ones for the McGruff The crime. Dog Album The
Allen cock show on.
Speaker 6 (02:13:14):
One hundred.
Speaker 2 (02:13:19):
This is the best time of the year when the leaves,
are falling and so is.
Speaker 16 (02:13:25):
Your eye que because you're Listening To The Allen.
Speaker 2 (02:13:28):
Cox show on one hundred POINT. Seven wmms.
Speaker 4 (02:13:40):
He opens. Your eyes you've conducing alcohol ills your world
with lies list, big.
Speaker 2 (02:13:53):
News bro handful of people are telling, me that like
That McGruff crime dog alcohol song is A stealing dan,
Rip off it. REALLY is i mean nineteen, eighty six
that would have been a few years after those guys
called it quits the, First TIME so I guess i
didn't think of the connection there, was it not, like
hey nineteen.
Speaker 1 (02:14:11):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:14:14):
Alcohol WELL mag, i mean you know this song is
About Uh, quervo gold The. Fine colombian there's been no
shortage of controversy over whether Or not colombian or first
to cocaine or. A cigar i'm a. Team cigar, no
way you think. It's cocaine, Oh yeah quervo. And, COCAINE
yeah i think of them as being kind of more
(02:14:36):
relaxed and A fine. Colombian cigar but this IS what.
I think i don't know that they've ever. Specified It
i've i'm a nerd About. Seely Dan so i've read
like books people have written about, their songs and, you
know things like.
Speaker 1 (02:14:49):
That the rails were keeping them going so they could
drink more.
Speaker 2 (02:14:51):
Quer, vote okay well The ones rebecca was a heroin,
guy though, so, well yeah you don't start with, heroin,
people do they go right? To heroin, All right so
you Think the, quervo gold The fine columbi and yeah
you think that's coke? Yea yo yet?
Speaker 1 (02:15:12):
All, right absolutely, well again there's been, no shortage Even
Among sealy. DAN fans i.
Speaker 2 (02:15:16):
Don't know that that has ever been unequivocally put.
Speaker 1 (02:15:20):
To rest what they know.
Speaker 2 (02:15:23):
You can't keep going, oh, wait, YEAH yeah i mean
this was late Stage. Seely dan the first, time arrived
they just Keep going, Quervou gold you can't drink, all night.
Speaker 6 (02:15:48):
Stay On The.
Speaker 2 (02:15:49):
Quervo, gold wow ain't Taking that columbia to keep? Yourself
away make tonight a. Wonderful thing when we're Cocaine And,
quervo okay.
Speaker 1 (02:15:59):
They're like Oh Look, Querivo Gold.
Speaker 2 (02:16:01):
Quervo. GOLD listen i didn't even start DRINKING until i
was in my. MID twenties i didn't do it. In
college and So seely dan played no small part in
me just Defaulting To quervo gold because of that. Goddamn
SONG because i, Was, LIKE okay i. Don't know i'm not,
Smoking cigars i'm not. Doing cocaine I'll Drink. Quervo gold
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that's a quila with. FOOD coloring i know NOW if,
I ORDER if i asked the bartender if They have,
quervo gold they look, At me well they did they?
Have it they had it at the. Rush, thing yeah
they just had. Regular regular WHERE was? I? RECENTLY where?
I asked and, she, GOES yeah i do.
Speaker 1 (02:16:41):
Have gold got WHERE?
Speaker 2 (02:16:42):
WAS i i was just SOMEWHERE and i, was surprised
because you, know me either give me the rock gut
stuff or give me the thirty dollars a. Shot stuff
it's a lot. O good i don't need no Fair. To,
midland hey do you Guys Have? Quervo, gold no, We,
don't OKAY could? I?
Speaker 6 (02:16:58):
Have uh.
Speaker 2 (02:17:00):
I'll, Take, THAT patron i guess you know you don't
have anything more? High end do you you know that
sealed bottle up there that's in the? Little case could
you unlock that?
Speaker 1 (02:17:09):
For me could you cut?
Speaker 2 (02:17:10):
The seal that hand? Painted, Bottle yeah i'll. Take, that.
Speaker 9 (02:17:15):
Yeah LIKE what?
Speaker 1 (02:17:16):
I like, you Know Today's National.
Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
TACO day i have to assume that our friend colleague
and one of my co hosts for two hours, To Midnight,
pat butler will be, you know he Is Enjoying taco Tuesday.
Every tuesday let's check his but as It Is National taco.
Speaker 1 (02:17:34):
Day, his instagram he's always got it.
Speaker 2 (02:17:36):
POSTED it i know. He. Does, PAT.
Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
Oh i don't see.
Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
A story oh, All right well maybe he's to make sure.
He's okay you, gonna say maybe he's under. The weather
so there's all kinds of PLACES doing I Guess National
taco day is The first Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
In october is? THAT today i thought? Last, week oh
this is The first Tuesday. In, OCTOBER okay i was
thinking that last week was.
Speaker 2 (02:18:02):
The first so all kinds of places are doing free
tacos or they're doing, you know cheap tacos.
Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
OR whatever i just text him and asked him if he, was, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:18:12):
Yeah let, me Know because i'm worry a going to
have to rework our Playlist for saturday night and two hours.
To Midnight and pat has got a great set list for.
His part he sends me. His Songs corey roddick sends.
ME his i, have mine AND then i put them
all together and that's the show that we Perform on,
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saturday nights and so. It's awesome, So Anyway. Taco Bell
maybe I'll Get taco bell on the way. HOME tonight
i still haven't had That new mountain dew and people keep,
asking ME and i feel like a real SCHMUCK that
i haven't been able to tell them Affirmatively that i've
gone Through The taco bell.
Speaker 1 (02:18:52):
And gotten whatever That new mountain.
Speaker 2 (02:18:55):
Do is.
Speaker 1 (02:18:57):
At, this point you may as well not even bother
why it's. Still there so one day like you're way behind.
On it the one dollar better light than never get the?
Og one you like, IT now i want to try the.
New one it's not. New anymore if.
Speaker 2 (02:19:11):
You're a member Of The taco bell. Rewards program they've
got some cheap tacos. In there maybe YOU know i
don't have, BECAUSE again I Love, taco BELL but i
haven't had it in a, long time AND so i
don't have that app on.
Speaker 1 (02:19:24):
My phone he, Just replied, Hey man i'm off. THIS
week i hear you talking about. Me now taco just.
Went out, Don't, worry? Okay, good yeah taking just. Went
UP yes, I was.
Speaker 6 (02:19:34):
I was i.
Speaker 2 (02:19:35):
WAS worried i mean that's that you'd set your watch.
To that Listen a tuesday Without A pat butler. Taco
post it might. Sound silly that is a reason. For
concern there, it is, hey boom there it Is, hashtag
tuesday Hashtag taco.
Speaker 1 (02:19:50):
And, he SAID if i ask for two sauce packets
At The taco bell, drive through they're either giving me.
Speaker 2 (02:19:55):
Zero twenty it's a Hot taking pat, but well there.
Speaker 3 (02:19:59):
You go.
Speaker 2 (02:20:00):
He's right it's like me with. A tequila give me
the worst, you've got or give me the very best,
you've got zero. Or, Twenty Yeah, pet butler, So okay
So steely Dan, the colombian you, THINK coke i. Think
cigar who knows It's a, saturday, NIGHT baby i.
Speaker 1 (02:20:23):
CAN'T wait i cannot wait, For You.
Speaker 2 (02:20:25):
Kevin gates, oh man you. Kidding me i'll be standing
in front of.
Speaker 9 (02:20:32):
The.
Speaker 2 (02:20:32):
STAGE drop i ain't sitting in the Bleachers. At jacob's
i'm standing in front so that he can see my
shining face to be. The Artist?
Speaker 1 (02:20:43):
Where's waldo.
Speaker 2 (02:20:46):
See my? Full support right a guy who looks like
me At The kevin. Gates, Show no i'm not silly
enough To think i'm going to be the only person
who looks like, me THERE.
Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
But i think.
Speaker 2 (02:20:57):
I'll be i'll probably, stand Out and i'm not looking to.
Stand out i'm looking to blend in in my enjoyment
with that Crowd Of. Kevin gates my full.
Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
THROATED endorsement.
Speaker 2 (02:21:11):
I. Can't wait There was time Out of Mind for
Quervo AND no i just. Played it it was. Hey,
Nineteen yeah time Out of mind. Is, heroin TONIGHT when
i chase, the dragon the water will turn to cherry
wine and the moon will turn. To gold time Out of,
(02:21:32):
mind Sale And fine colombian. Is pot and now marijuana
has entered. THE chat I Thought fine colombian was a
cigar that they were. Talking about let's have a drink and. A, cigar,
nope right he's trying. To appeal he's trying to live
like when he was a. Younger man and the Crux
of hey nineteen is he's got nothing in common with
(02:21:54):
a girl he's hitting on who's not even. Twenty yet
let's break a. The time he was probably not even
thirty yet when he did. That song but let's rip
fifty rails and Keep drinking. Quervo. Gold, Wow, OKAY allan
i just read Something That dolly parton is not. Doing well,
(02:22:16):
uh Oh cotton balls. Texted me if this is how the,
Rapture starts i'm gonna lose.
Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
My Shrimp.
Speaker 2 (02:22:22):
Dolly parton's sister asks for prayers for the. Singer's health
uh oh wait what one week after she had to
Postpone her december residency Until. Next September If dolly parton
Dies Before, WILLIE nelson i don't want either of them.
(02:22:43):
To go But This dolly Live in vegas was supposed
to start like. Last month she's. PUSHING eighty i, mean,
yeah yeah pray, with me. She Says dolly parton's sister
says she was up all.
Speaker 1 (02:22:55):
Night praying you.
Speaker 2 (02:22:57):
Think your body is rejecting all that cosmetic. Surgery once
maybe she's. Seventy nine oh. My goodness there's a picture
of her and her sister on people. Dot, com hole.
Speaker 1 (02:23:08):
My god at least the one of them got.
Speaker 2 (02:23:11):
Some, Looks well dolly was cute even before. The words
THAT'S what, I, mean oh the other. Ones not just
Go to Google For dolly parton and when you See the,
people Article da parton is Her sister Frida part, oh
yeah there's a lot of gums and there's a she's
wearing a pink dress in.
Speaker 1 (02:23:27):
The photo i'm talking.
Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
About It Frida. Estelle, parton yeah she looks a. Lot
younger she's gotta be. A lot oh she's. Sixty eight
oh so she's like eleven years younger than. Her, SISTER boy,
I hope i Hope. She's okay that's.
Speaker 1 (02:23:40):
THAT sucks, i mean when you when you get, up
there man, seventy nine, you, know yeah you're not promised.
To tomorrow at, that point you're already you're on the,
back hole the. Back nine.
Speaker 2 (02:23:51):
Nobody's been on the back Hole Of dolly parton in a. Long,
time robin how? Dare you how dare you even? DISCUSS
it i.
Speaker 1 (02:23:58):
Went to say The last hole And The back nine
at the same time.
Speaker 17 (02:24:02):
Came out why were you talking about a buhles and
penises on?
Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
The radio Daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
Will adean parton is one of her, other Siblings. Will,
adean well she got off Light with Freda and Dolly. Will,
adean okay this is The first i've heard. Of this
so apparently they're not being specific about what her particular health. Challenges,
are yeah it doesn't say it says she's recovering from recent.
HEALTH problems i hate to break it. To Her power
(02:24:34):
prayer are going, To, do DICK but i understand where you're.
Coming from she postponed Her First las vegas residency in
more than. Thirty, years wow so she's done, one before
and she was in good spirits. About it she, was
joking but she postponed. The thing dolly hasn't done much
performing in the last, ten years but she's released, several
(02:24:57):
books put Together a broadway, stage musical and has been
featured in. Several, albums, well yes She's Freaking. Dolly parton
if we wake up tomorrow and are watching Coverage Of dolly,
parton DYING because i don't have her on my celebrity death,
pool EITHER DO i I, HAVE diddy I Have.
Speaker 1 (02:25:15):
Vince neil did You See?
Speaker 2 (02:25:17):
Vince? Neil diddy oh you Sent Me? Vince neil oh,
My God vince. Neil video, and again these videos they
don't vary. THAT much, i mean it's shooting fish in
a barrel to Talk About vince neil At This motley.
Crew RESIDENCY and i know, people, go oh it's just a.
Cash grab but even if you're doing a, cash grab
don't you want people to have a? Good Time Like
(02:25:38):
vince neil is sixty four, Years, old okay that's. Not
old He Makes mick mars Look, like Jagger And mick
mars isn't even in the. Band anymore this guy to.
Bow out he's up there like. A skeleton and so,
It's yeah i'm more the Same With vince neil. Up There,
But jesus, i'm like wouldn't you want people to have a?
(02:25:59):
Good time like he's not, in shape he, can't sing
he's kind of lumbering around. The stage everything going on
around Him is nikki six, Running Around tommy lee flipping
out behind. The drums they've got a battery of background
singers who are doing a lot of heavy Lifting With
vince neil by the way those girls are earning. Their,
money yeah he looks.
Speaker 6 (02:26:19):
Rough, man.
Speaker 2 (02:26:28):
Now you won't be able to tell from his singing
this is Doctor. Feel good you'll probably know it from the.
Music itself, hey me he know what? You know so,
(02:26:55):
so again there's no new. Development there i'm Just, like
JESUS so i have vinced the only. Death, pool yeah
he should definitely be in, There now yeah did?
Speaker 9 (02:27:03):
He?
Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
Though, huh yeah it'll be Like an. Epstein, THING oh
i don't know. About that maybe, somebody else, you know
pull a domer on him, or something, you know somebody
else looking.
Speaker 1 (02:27:13):
FOR cred i. Don't KNOW interesting, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
I don't i don't have Him, In yeah i've got the.
Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
Obvious Ones Dick, VAN dyke i mean that's. Any minute
that's not a lot of, Points, though no but, He
SNEEZES and i mean at least you get on.
Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
The, board.
Speaker 1 (02:27:28):
Yeah mel. Brooks yep hate to, say it. But no
the guy's ninety nine, years, Old Right, Clint Eastwood, oh
jesus he's.
Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
Still, alive yeah THAT'S what.
Speaker 1 (02:27:40):
I mean i know everybody says you got to go
for the long shots to put the, points on but
take the take the small. Wins, too yeah but those
are all, the gimmes THAT'S what. I, mean yeah but
it's still. A. POINT yeah i just gave you this,
money here it's a thousand bucks your last keyword of.
The day we will start it all over again tomorrow
morning with. R mgs so listen closely in.
Speaker 2 (02:28:00):
Good luck this is your.
Speaker 3 (02:28:02):
Chance to bat with a buzzard bookie and win one.
Speaker 2 (02:28:06):
Thousand dollars now.
Speaker 3 (02:28:07):
Introduce nation y keyword at double umms.
Speaker 5 (02:28:10):
Dot com credit that's credit hit her at now at
double umms.
Speaker 1 (02:28:16):
DOT com, i mean, YOU know i.
Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
Was listening somebody was talking About how shatner had been
taken to the hospital for like a heart thing, or
something and for, whatever reason that guy does not look
like he's ninety four. Years, old no he's just a
few years Younger Than Dick. Van dyke Dick van dyke
looks two hundred, years Old, and shatner for being, early
nineties looks pretty. Goddamn good But. Even dick Same With,
(02:28:39):
rita moreno she's. Still alive she.
Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
LOOKS good, I mean Dick van dyke, looks old but
for one hundred, years old he doesn't. Look terrible. YOU
know i mean like he's still, Doing stuff like he's
sitting in the gym, and, like, yeah, walking yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28:51):
Breathing outlived His brother jerry died a few. Years Ago
julie andrews is. Still, Alive, WOW clinton i Forgot about
Clint east, Yoh. Yeah Wow robert duval is. Still, living
YEAH that's, i mean he's got to. Be Close carol
burnett is. STILL alive I Had carol burnett on the show.
Years ago she was pimping a BOOK and i Had
(02:29:14):
to we had a. Great time she was lovely and
she must have been. Humoring ME but i really had
to make a concerted effort not to flip out Talking To. Carol, burnett, Yeah,
Legend Yes, frankie valley that's the four.
Speaker 1 (02:29:32):
Seasons, guy yeah that. Ain't long you see those videos,
Of him he's just standing there there holding. A microphone
it looks like he's. A, puppet yeah got a marionette
moving his Arms like Weekend. At Bernie's, sophia loren, oh,
Boy Yeah, Rupert, Murdoch.
Speaker 2 (02:29:48):
Miah wow all these, People Still yoko ono, still like,
oh god The list i'm looking at, Us Magazine, Gene,
hackman okay so oh it says, He died so they,
updated It and, i'm like how old?
Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
Is, this yeah there's a few on this LIST that
i saw that they, were, like yeah this one isn't
going to be in.
Speaker 2 (02:30:04):
Next Year, robert wagner he's a year Older. Than, shatner
wow was that making ninety five?
Speaker 1 (02:30:12):
Or Something. ROBERT wagner i Didn't realize yoko was ninety
Two or wagner's ninety five?
Speaker 2 (02:30:19):
Years old dude, looks good. Bro man did you IMAGINE
if i have forty? Years? Left? Oh man that guy
Was on Heart To Heart austin, powers, right yep, all Right,
buzz aldron he's. Ninety five they'll punch you out too
if you. REMIND him i know you weren't on, The
(02:30:40):
MOON How i wasn't you shut up? A, bitch Yeah.
Buzz aldrin that guy, is uh he's pretty. Pugnacious boy
Oh Maybe robert wagner is looking. His age OH maybe
i saw.
Speaker 6 (02:30:57):
An.
Speaker 2 (02:30:57):
Older picture But There's don Johnson And. Robert Wagner robert
wagner does pretty much look.
Speaker 6 (02:31:03):
HIS age.
Speaker 1 (02:31:04):
I Guess, In, Aspen Colorado don johnson is, seventy five
and he's twenty years Younger Than. Robert wagner how. About
that i'm pretty sure that's how.
Speaker 2 (02:31:12):
Math works? IS it i think? Sounds. Right Yeah Oh soephila.
Wren died, somebody said is? That true so how old
is that goddamn lisdom.
Speaker 1 (02:31:22):
Looking at is?
Speaker 6 (02:31:23):
SHE dead i don't.
Speaker 2 (02:31:23):
Think, she's no she's.
Speaker 1 (02:31:24):
Not, dead no she's.
Speaker 2 (02:31:25):
Ninety one she's. Still, alive yeah, oh god you scare
me for. A second she Was In Grumpy, old, men
Right Remember Grumpy old men?
Speaker 1 (02:31:32):
Looking?
Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
Hot, then Yeah the Lemon and math how are? Both
Dead But ann Margaret And sephila wren are. Still Alive,
burgess meredith take you home and show you my. Baloney
pony Looks like chuck's burying the, yeah kid it keeps
showing all.
Speaker 6 (02:31:48):
Those.
Speaker 2 (02:31:48):
Outtakes, yeah yeah Looked like chuck's taking.
Speaker 6 (02:31:51):
Old.
Speaker 2 (02:31:52):
Skin Yeah alan Dick van dyk is going to suicide
by cop, any day mark. My words he's gonna be
out there in, his driveway just finish it. For me
he's gonna open Fire HIM pasadena pd wearing a. Bomb,
Vest yeah i'm gonna have to. Shoot Him Alan warren
(02:32:12):
beatty Is On my Celebrity. Death pool he didn't show
up with a net betting To The oscars Miley Not,
Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1 (02:32:20):
Britney spears, somebody, SAID yeah i mean those those, are
again you're not gonna get a ton of points for.
Those either those are the. Wild, cots yeah those are the.
Wild cards like the girl who was the one that
Was the disney star and she pops up every once in.
A while it's a complete mess of. A person The, po.
Speaker 2 (02:32:37):
Yeah that. Poor, kid yeah, but again, You Know dolly
parton's husband died not. Long ago they've been married for sixty, goddamn, years,
right yep so that might have something to do. With
it that's a. Big loss they talk about people dying
in close succession if they've been.
Speaker 1 (02:32:56):
Married a long, long time died of a.
Speaker 2 (02:32:57):
Broken Heart Oh, phil collins yeah, maybe yeah That's the,
blumber two but he's in. Bad shape hit Him On.
Ozzy Osbourne rob, i'm sorry it's.
Speaker 1 (02:33:09):
NOT nice I Think phil collins is more isn't his stuff?
Speaker 13 (02:33:12):
More?
Speaker 1 (02:33:12):
Physical though like he's he's, still okay his just bodies
kind of, like, you like he can't, move right he
Can't Do The Allen.
Speaker 2 (02:33:19):
Cox show, On One.
Speaker 6 (02:33:25):
The Allan.
Speaker 3 (02:33:25):
Cox show i've been listening to that horses of yours,
for months and you can take that crap and blow
it out, your ass and for, good measure just Call
The Alan cox show two, want six five seven eight
one double oh seven or one eight three four eighty
one double.
Speaker 6 (02:33:41):
Oh seven.
Speaker 2 (02:33:50):
About an hour and ten until your tip, off tonight first,
preseason game first. Of Four You're Cleveland cavalier's bulls are
in town to night.
Speaker 6 (02:34:02):
At The.
Speaker 2 (02:34:02):
ROCKET arena i still want, To, say. ROMO fijo i
had to take a half a second to remember what it's. Actually,
called tonight seven o'clock on the buzzard and On the
iHeartRadio app six point thirty is your, pregame coverage And
then sunday we'll be back out for The Bud light football.
(02:34:24):
Face off When the browns are on, The road i'm
usually out posting up and getting. You guys you got
a good arm and get those footballs through. Those, holes
rob you can get Yourself, to vegas compete against other
people and maybe The super bowl at. The End so
sunday noon, To two i'm gonna be back At The
town Tavern. IN copley i was there for another appearance
(02:34:45):
this past summer and had a lot. Of fun so
if You're Down, copley way come by. And hang try
to get yourself a pretty good score with, bud light
and you might be moving on. From there no undefeated.
Teams remain jets remain the only. Winless team they're all.
In Five But brown's Steelers. This sunday Brown's in Pittsburg At.
(02:35:10):
Akroscher Stadium rob It's where. Stillers play It Was heinz
field before Right, hines field like the. Ketchup PEOPLE when
i first, moved there it Was Still Three, rivers STADIUM
but i.
Speaker 1 (02:35:24):
They blew.
Speaker 2 (02:35:25):
That up, they demolished, you know they did the demolition
Charges On Three rivers stadium and then it Became heines
field until they changed the name a couple of years
Ago To, akroscher STADIUM which i think is a insurance company.
(02:35:45):
Or SOMETHING so i don't know if locals still call It.
HINES field i don't know if still Call It Three.
RIVERS stadium, i mean, you know a lot has built
up in that Area of pittsburgh since. My departure i've
been gone from there a. Long Time Like Three river
casino wasn't THERE when i. Lived there That Whole north
shore area all got built Up. AROUND hinsfield, i mean
(02:36:07):
you know that part. Of town you used to have
to duck getting out of, your car and now it's all.
Built up But The. Brown Steelers, on sunday one Of
our pittsburgh bureau chiefs Listening, on iHeartRadio let me know
that they've already put up The city christmas Tree. In,
pittsburgh well they probably just put the tree itself up
(02:36:27):
RIGHT At. Ppg, place yeah they put the uh where
they have their. Frozen rink right. Down town they've Got
their christmas. Tree. Up wow, Somebody said i'm Excited, for
CHRISTMAS but i gotta say they should have Waited for.
Halloween first you can start a little. Too, Early, MAYBE
(02:36:50):
yeah i. Don't know so the tree, down here we're
gonna go Skate in. October fourteenth they're gonna make the
they're gonna make it all icy and it will get
there and check out. The, tree hey look this year
they put up the. Gold bulbs what happened in A
Tinsil oh Come To, Late. Tea lincoln hey those lights
(02:37:11):
half of them, are blue the outer half just. Look
white but what's? All that it's supposed to have silver and?
Gold balls walls it doesn't. HAVE either i ain't come
all the way. Down here check out. This garbage we
drove in From swiss Vale for. Christ's sake.
Speaker 1 (02:37:32):
Do a little skating with.
Speaker 2 (02:37:33):
The kids pittsburgh is getting ready for the.
Speaker 18 (02:37:36):
Winter Holidays the christmas tree is now up at the
RINK At, ppg place even though it's obviously not cold
enough for. Ice skating we know many of you are
looking forward to that downtown. Holiday tradition.
Speaker 17 (02:37:49):
I'm really say it because we're gonna ice skate on
me and. My failure we're gonna ice skate on. The
TREE but i gonna say they should have waited, for
howling they're.
Speaker 1 (02:38:00):
Gonna skate on. The tree what the hell is this kid?
Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
Talking? About yeah what are? You drunk spin it out your. Little?
Turn now they got the, tree up but they won't
let us skate On, and donnie what the hell's going on?
Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
Over?
Speaker 1 (02:38:14):
There yeah, so well good for good, for. THEM congratulations
i do love outdoor, rinks though it is so much
fun to skate.
Speaker 2 (02:38:22):
Like that there's One At. Crocker park. It's, fine yeah did?
Speaker 1 (02:38:26):
You ever did you ever do the one At In New?
York City No, Sockefeller Closet no i'll usually take my
Daughter to, OH god i took when she was like
two and.
Speaker 2 (02:38:37):
A half i took her to the One, in toronto
that main. One downtown, but NORMALLY if i go home
for the holidays and it's, cold enough we'll go Skate a.
Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
Millennium park, BUT no i haven't Been. A rockefeller, it's,
COOL man i mean, it's listen it's a it's a monster.
Tourist track, yeah right and you're gonna spend a ton
skate on. Trap ice but it's cool to like it's all,
chopped up look up and just see, you know like
everything that's made that so famous over.
Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
The, years, yeah movies and it's. Just cool bunny of
mine went the whole nine. Years ago he proposed to
his wife on the. Ice there, oh really, oh, yeah
nerd well listen it was it was a big deal.
For them.
Speaker 1 (02:39:14):
You know it was Like A john. Cusack movie you
have the say anything boombox with. Him too didn't have
that in, your eyes playing in the back eating and
just took a knee and, uh no it. Was nice
and it's hard to do that on that, ice, Too
man As like i'm saying to stop, and, like actually
unless he like paid them to make some room your
(02:39:35):
nuts to butts on, That ice so to stop and
take a knee is.
Speaker 2 (02:39:37):
Almost impossible it didn't look, That, Busy okay so maybe
he did set, something, up yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:39:43):
Or he went stupid early or.
Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
Very, late maybe but he's he's a person. Of means
oh well then. And opportunities so maybe, he, said HEY
can i get like? Five minutes although wouldn't that be
a red flag if you go out in the ice
for your fiance or your girlfriend and there's nobody, else.
Speaker 1 (02:40:00):
There not if she, didn't know you KNOW what, I
mean like, they're, like, oh yeah we're just doing something with,
the ice and then, you know let. Them, out.
Speaker 2 (02:40:07):
Hey we're, just uh they're just gonna re ice.
Speaker 1 (02:40:11):
The thing, all right, you too.
Speaker 2 (02:40:12):
Have, fun hey do me a favor and tell the
guy with zamboni to come. On, out, hey yeah it's gonna.
Be fine is this the guy taking? A knee oh,
Damn it, I'M sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:40:23):
I cramp she's. Right there WHY am i talking?
Speaker 6 (02:40:26):
LIKE that i?
Speaker 4 (02:40:26):
Love?
Speaker 3 (02:40:26):
It.
Speaker 1 (02:40:26):
Yeah yeah the guy doing the Eyes In New york City's.
Speaker 2 (02:40:29):
From, chicago, YEAH sorry i moved out here with my
family like three. Weeks ago and still. Get acclimated just
tell me what you want me. To do do you
want me to take the zamboni out there?
Speaker 6 (02:40:39):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:40:40):
Now yeah they take it.
Speaker 1 (02:40:41):
Out there, it's fine, all right thanks.
Speaker 2 (02:40:43):
My friend what about the people that are supposed to
be doing? Any, engagement, Damn hey i'm staying All the
cliches's the? Gobba? Goo yeah WHERE can i?
Speaker 3 (02:40:58):
Get?
Speaker 2 (02:40:58):
It Hey, dateline baltimore one of our bureau chiefs.
Speaker 1 (02:41:06):
Out there.
Speaker 2 (02:41:08):
Cops are have been kind of keeping tabs or getting
reports on a guy who's. Walking around this is a
twenty four year old Guy in baltimore who's approaching women
with a notebook that have extensive written threats that they
need to go have sex. With him so he as
(02:41:30):
of yet has not produced any kind of weapon or
implement or. Fire alarm and so because, of that the
cops tell these women who report, this guy we can't
really do anything because he didn't have. A, gun oh and, they're,
LIKE great i guess we'll just wait for him to
show up with. A gun twenty four year old guy
approaching women and making them read from a notebook where
(02:41:54):
he has.
Speaker 1 (02:41:55):
Things written.
Speaker 2 (02:41:57):
Police found four notebooks in his bag and they confiscated some.
Speaker 1 (02:42:02):
OF them i don't know they got.
Speaker 2 (02:42:03):
Him, for something but they were getting multiple reports in
this part of town from women who said this guy would,
approach them and one of the NOTEBOOKS that i will
shoot you with a gun and. Kill you come with
me and find a place to, have sex and do
your best and don't tell don't do anything, about it
and don't tell, the police and don't tell anyone even
if you have. The, opportunity now he's not. A, Wordsmith
(02:42:25):
no it's one thing to not have. Any game it's
another thing to write your threats out in. A notebook
he approached a woman at The wah Wah, in baltimore
bonding over that. Turkey sandwich guess how'd you like to
drop a. Real gobbler he showed her pages in his
(02:42:49):
notebook that instructed her to follow him to a place to,
have sex instructing her not to yell or call the
police because he had a gun and would. Shoot her
and so the cops, are, like well there's no crime
here because he didn't have, a gun and the women are,
like cool, cool, Story bro but clearly something wrong with.
(02:43:12):
The guy is not the first time he's made. Written
threats they scooped this guy UP in dc some, time
ago saying that he wanted to talk to. The president at,
the time he said that he had a notebook, that
again and it was written that he wanted to shoot
someone even though he didn't have. A gun, so listen
this guy is jotting down all of his hopes. And dreams,
YOU know i don't have, a GUN but uh like to,
(02:43:32):
get one AND then i like to have sex.
Speaker 7 (02:43:34):
With me in.
Speaker 1 (02:43:34):
THE woods, i Mean or i'll. Shoot you if you're gonna,
do this at the, very least work on your. SENTENCE structure,
i mean look at what this. GUY writes i will
shoot you with a gun and. Kill you come with
me and find a place to have sex and do
your best and don't do anything, about it and don't tell,
the police and don't tell anyone even if you have.
Speaker 2 (02:43:52):
The opportunity something tells me there might be a scoche
of a language. Barrier Here maybe i'm just saying he
couldn't do much better Better. CHAT grot i know it's a,
handwritten notebook but get chet gpt to spit out, some
gameeze get some bars off, the machine and then, you
know write them in there.
Speaker 1 (02:44:13):
TRANSCRIBE homie i mean you could just you combine all,
of that come with me to find a place to. Have,
sex uh don't tell the police or, anyone else even
if you have.
Speaker 2 (02:44:24):
The opportunity, that is do your best at having sex.
With me.
Speaker 1 (02:44:28):
THAT'S right i accept. NO substitutes i will shoot you with.
A gun let's.
Speaker 2 (02:44:33):
IMPLY it i don't want your. B, game yeah do.
Your best and he also left a note Instructing a
walgreens clerk to leave Money At caraba's italian grill next
door and threatening to shoot. The, clerk well he's got
a LOT of i wonder if. He's deaf there's nothing
(02:44:56):
in this that. Implies THAT but i wonder why everything is.
Written down maybe he's. Just shot, He's, LIKE oh i
could never walk up to that girl and Tell her
i'm gonna shoot her and ask her to have sex
with me in.
Speaker 1 (02:45:06):
The, WOODS no i could never do that with my.
Speaker 2 (02:45:09):
Voice here. READ this.
Speaker 1 (02:45:12):
I love leave the Money. At carabas i'm gonna be over.
THERE anyway i got that great. Chicken marsala did see
they grilled the chicken before they make. The marsala it is.
Just Fantastic so i'm gonna be over there having a.
Little marsala you don't mind dropping the money off? Over
there be much more convenient.
Speaker 2 (02:45:29):
For me i'll be the guy with the cloth napkin
tucked into.
Speaker 1 (02:45:33):
His, shirt yeah you can't. MISS me i have that
first table right there on. The left just just stop by.
Speaker 6 (02:45:37):
Over That.
Speaker 1 (02:45:38):
IT'S wednesday i go there for chicken marsala in the bottomless.
Speaker 2 (02:45:41):
Bread stikes, oh listen it's a four, top Sure and
i'm sitting. By myself that's all.
Speaker 6 (02:45:45):
You'll know.
Speaker 2 (02:45:45):
It's me it's, So good i'm, Telling, you alan how
is that not attempted kidnapping or? CRIMINAL threatening i, don't,
KNOW man i don't.
Speaker 1 (02:45:57):
Know anything.
Speaker 2 (02:45:57):
Great question you know when a cop tells you like
you didn't see, a gun so there's technically.
Speaker 1 (02:46:02):
No crime anybody can step to you and go.
Speaker 2 (02:46:04):
You know i'm sure from, their perspective, they're, like look
the guy did just show you stuff written in, a
notebook like he didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:46:11):
Touch you he didn't so and in, all fairness It, is,
BALTIMORE right, i mean that's like the least of their concerns.
Speaker 2 (02:46:20):
That, day yeah they g at bigger fish to fry
there than. Chasing it but again they got the guy
in a couple of locations and grabbed.
Speaker 1 (02:46:29):
Some of his notebooks and went.
Speaker 6 (02:46:32):
From.
Speaker 1 (02:46:32):
THERE interesting i hadn't even thought of the.
Speaker 2 (02:46:35):
Deaf road.
Speaker 1 (02:46:36):
That's interesting that. MAKES sense, i.
Speaker 2 (02:46:39):
Mean you know people who are on public transit. A
lot you're running to deaf PEOPLE who i remember back in,
the day a lot of them would have cards, made,
UP right i.
Speaker 1 (02:46:48):
AM deaf i can't that kind.
Speaker 2 (02:46:49):
Of thing, you know people busking on the train, or
whatever and they're hitting up, for money but they'd give
you A card i. Am deaf AND then i would test, Them,
out rob before they got an of My. LARGE jess
i would test them out and see how how a
depth they were.
Speaker 1 (02:47:03):
READING lips i. Am deaf, HELLO deaf I. Am rob
nice to. Meet you oh you mean you?
Speaker 2 (02:47:10):
Can't? Hear ah you know what, they, Meant bastard you
knew what. THEY meant i slipped the guy a five
and he'd.
Speaker 6 (02:47:18):
Move ON.
Speaker 2 (02:47:20):
But i would want to. Test him i'd want to.
Test him and this is back in the day when
you could. Do that i'd, be, like, oh yeah say something.
Speaker 1 (02:47:29):
That would be. Frowned upon now, not really it's A
good that's how else you gonna? Prove, IT no, i
know show me. Sign language you could. Do that, but
again is it worth putting this person through the paces for?
Speaker 14 (02:47:40):
Five?
Speaker 1 (02:47:41):
Dollars no just give them.
Speaker 2 (02:47:43):
The five they're on.
Speaker 1 (02:47:44):
The train, that way they can.
Speaker 2 (02:47:45):
Move on they can hand somebody else, THERE laminated i
am Deaf card i'm The high. Faluton guy you're walking around, With,
fives yes big walking.
Speaker 1 (02:47:54):
Around money go gocket full, of, fives baby just like the.
Speaker 11 (02:47:57):
Spin.
Speaker 2 (02:47:57):
Doctors, wow yeah man for playing. That music when, You
talk finn gets. You, in baby, THAT'S right i GOT
a i got pants Full Of lincoln's how do you?
Speaker 9 (02:48:09):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:48:10):
THAT yeah i got pants Full of. Lincoln's, money yep
down by wearing my. Nuts Hat john oliver.
Speaker 2 (02:48:18):
Played That john oliver was talking about presidential Libraries On
sunday night and he PLAYED the. Lbj clip so we've
been playing for fifteen years and it's never. Gets old
oh it's never.
Speaker 1 (02:48:30):
Not FUNNY but i didn't realize that. It was, he
goes presidential libraries are the reason that we have this
amazing piece, of audio and then he played it and
you could tell that the bulk of the people in
the studio audience had never heard, this Before and i'm.
Speaker 2 (02:48:42):
Just laughing along, with IT like i know. What's coming
he knows. What's, coming well he's gonna say bunghole. In,
it yeah you all.
Speaker 11 (02:48:48):
Made me some real, right weight cut me flacks a
bigger than, the ways make the pockets at least an.
Inch longer my money and, my knife everything called register
another thing with crutch down your. Nuts hang it's always
a little too tight because they cut me. Under there
but see if you can't leave me, about it an
(02:49:08):
age from the fat Of the zippart round under my
back of my.
Speaker 1 (02:49:14):
Bung hole you're talking to the man that owns And
Operates Hagar, pants, company, right yeah and you belch while
you're in the middle of the conversation talking about your
nuts all the way back to, your bunghole so describing.
Speaker 2 (02:49:32):
Your taint but he Was from he Was. A texan
he was From the hill Country. Of texas this is how.
People spoke but you're still he was sident Of The. United, States,
nevertheless yes.
Speaker 1 (02:49:44):
That audio just blows my mind every.
Speaker 2 (02:49:47):
Single time we would give both of our legs right
now to have a president who was only talking about
pants and his bunghole to, the, GUY right, i mean
we would give anything to just. Have that but when
they were transcribing the call on, the screen the graphic
transcribing It On, john oliver the parenthetical reference said, enormous
(02:50:09):
belch which is my, favorite part as though you might.
Miss it And also i've worn pants that were. Ill,
fitting right you buy, a pair you think it's gonna.
Speaker 6 (02:50:18):
Be fine.
Speaker 1 (02:50:18):
Try whatever have you ever had a pair of pants
cut you underneath?
Speaker 9 (02:50:22):
Your?
Speaker 2 (02:50:22):
Balls no so how are those pants?
Speaker 1 (02:50:26):
Cutting him, he's like they cut me underneath?
Speaker 2 (02:50:28):
My, sack WELL because i think the implication is that
he maybe had.
Speaker 1 (02:50:33):
Giant, BALLS well i think he had. Giant, everything remember
because he. Always talks there was that famous thing about.
His wiener he would show what did he?
Speaker 6 (02:50:40):
Call it he.
Speaker 1 (02:50:41):
Was hung he had a nickname. For it he called
it became With.
Speaker 2 (02:50:44):
An hubert no.
Speaker 6 (02:50:49):
Darn It.
Speaker 1 (02:50:51):
President johnson's. Jumbo jumbo he called. It jumbo he'd yank
it out and he'd, be like who won't? See jumbo,
yeh wow There's Like.
Speaker 2 (02:50:58):
Milton, Burle yes so maybe that's why it cut him
because his penis was down by where his.
Speaker 1 (02:51:03):
Nuts, hang, yeah yeah. Jumbo jumbo and you know. It's
big if you, name it you KNOW what, I, mean
yes give it a. Name, it yes mine Is doctor.
Elgin glimmeringple mine.
Speaker 2 (02:51:19):
Is unnamed everything you gotta know anonymous photo not available
correct in the high. School yearbook so they Got That
baltimore notebook guy running around and they're trying to keep.
Speaker 1 (02:51:30):
An eye you might Have.
Speaker 2 (02:51:32):
Also Baltimore The baltimore notebook is one of the more
difficult sex moves over There On, urban dictionary by, the
way so keep your eyes peeled for. That one if
you want to try something new. This weekend the weekend is.
Coming Up The baltimore notebook is a. Good one you
got to have one, horse mask you gotta have one.
Zebra mask you gotta have a Gallon Of marilyn mud
(02:51:52):
ice cream and you, Go yep and you gotta have
a rusty. Pipe wrench you gotta sprinkle yourself With old
bay and then obviously you can figure what. Comes NEXT
and i to tell You That.
Speaker 1 (02:52:05):
Baltimore notebook is a. Good mood AND now i must
leave you As the brady bunches ON and i find
four of those children.
Speaker 6 (02:52:13):
Incredibly arousing.
Speaker 9 (02:52:16):
Get.
Speaker 16 (02:52:16):
At it be careful of what. You say be careful in.
Every way be careful of what. You Do big brother is.
Watching you be circumspect. And discreet stay light on your.
(02:52:36):
Mental feet one slip and you know who. You're Through
big brother is, watching you and all will.
Speaker 2 (02:52:46):
All naritis remember.
Speaker 16 (02:52:49):
Obedience paid and when you WATCH that, tv screens remember
it works. Both ways you disappear in a wink unless
you can, double think you'll vanish into. The Blue big
(02:53:10):
brother is. Watching you
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