Grinch Regret, RIP Rob Reiner, Ballad Bible, Heady Vedder, Blame It On REO, Bookworms, Skin Trade

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Speaker 13 (02:17):
I'll make awkward eye contact with the camera throughout the
day today just to make people feel good.

Speaker 12 (02:23):
So awkward eye Yeah. Boy, I was looking at the
texts from the weekend. People just moister than an oyster
over that nineties weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Boy, it was fun, wasn't it.

Speaker 14 (02:34):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Goodness, I sure did listen to some of it. Yes, yeah,
it was a good time.

Speaker 12 (02:40):
I listened on well, I had a party on Saturday night,
and then yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know what I did yesterday?

Speaker 12 (02:45):
You guys have recommended it, So many people have recommended
it to me, but I have a real hard time
with it. You know what it did yesterday? Not a
goddamn thing, Rob, You guys are way into this like
laying around doing nothing thing. And I'm so so bad
with free time because I always feel like I'm wasting
my time by doing nothing and that there's something I

(03:07):
could be doing.

Speaker 11 (03:08):
Now.

Speaker 12 (03:08):
That doesn't change. There's always something that I could be doing.
There's always something to be done. But yesterday, after this
party on Saturday night, yesterday, I was like, I had
a mental list of a few things that I should
have done.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Needed to do. I didn't do any of them. Good,
I didn't do any of them wrong.

Speaker 14 (03:30):
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (03:31):
The trouble though, is then there's a domino effect there
that probably doesn't pertain to people who do this a lot.
Is that a whole day of doing nothing made me
even more tired. And when it gets dark at freaking
noon in Ohio and December, you know, I'm like, what
is it like eight o'clock at night?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Nope, three point thirty Yep, okay, well.

Speaker 13 (03:53):
And especially with the weather we had this is gray
all weekend. Didn't see the sun at all. I don't
know about how it was where you are, but it
snowed every second of every day that we were hold.

Speaker 12 (04:03):
I mean, we didn't get no NonStop, but sure as
hell I didn't see the sun.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It sucks. Yeah, well it's Ohio.

Speaker 14 (04:08):
I mean.

Speaker 12 (04:08):
But but even for the past few years, I feel
like we really didn't get too much snow. But then again,
year to year, you kind of Mandela affect yourself too,
you go, uh, but it seems like much more this
year than there has been. People in the East and
South getting away worse than us. But yeah, again, gloomy
or whatever. And I watched a lot of Law and
Order yesterday. I won't lie to you, Larnada. I watched

(04:30):
a lot of Law and Order at Sam Waterson boy
that he plays at Jack McCoy.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That guy's a he's a bulldog. This guy, he just.

Speaker 12 (04:39):
Gets in there. He's like a dog with a bone.
Once he gets his jaws clamped on the bad guy,
I don't want to let go. So yeah, I watched
some Law and Order and uh, what else did they do?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I didn't do much. It's great from Saturday. I was
not hungover.

Speaker 12 (04:55):
I don't get hungover. Yeah, I don't know why because
I drank a lot. No, we have some friends, a
very small group of people and be a dozen of us.
We kind of had a slash at a friend's house,
kind of had a slash holiday party, slash a birthday
party for my wife.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
My wife is.

Speaker 12 (05:11):
Her birthday is on Wednesday, and so we got some
people together and it was kind of this like retro
vibe or something.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I don't know. They were gussy. Yeah, I clean up good.

Speaker 13 (05:23):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (05:23):
And so I wore my midnight Blue Tucks with a cravat. Rob,
I wasn't warning a bow tie. I won my twelfth,
but listen it was it was fine. But I did
drink a lot. But I don't tend to get hungover.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I don't know why.

Speaker 12 (05:35):
But I certainly didn't feel like not. I guess I
should say not in the maybe stereotypical sense.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I have a headache.

Speaker 13 (05:41):
I don't feel gross. It's just I don't feel like
doing anything the next day, right, I even sit around.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
And so that's what I did. And I gotta tell you, Rob,
the jury is out.

Speaker 12 (05:53):
The jury is out on the doing nothing. I think
maybe once in a while, but people who like love
to do nothing, like you have to drag them. It's
not me, man, Oh I love it because then the
day today, day later, I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Like Jesus, all this stuff that I still have to
do that I didn't.

Speaker 15 (06:11):
Do, you know.

Speaker 13 (06:12):
It's uh so we got up, I did some stuff
around the house yesterday and then uh we got in
the car for an eleven o'clock showing of the Grinch.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Oh yeah, the Jim Carrey Grinch. No no, no, no, no,
that's what I thought.

Speaker 12 (06:27):
No, no, that's not not the Benedict cumber Badge Grinch.
I don't animated one.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Quite know what it was. Where was this overt Playhouse Square?
Oh the Grinch the musical?

Speaker 12 (06:37):
Uh huh, I know Severn's Hall, like the Cleveland Orchestra
just did a couple of nights midweek.

Speaker 13 (06:41):
Mind you?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
What do you you know? This was Crench? This is
Grinch the musical? He sure is.

Speaker 12 (06:48):
Oh this wasn't like a film. This was the Grinch
Stole Christmas the music?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Right? So what I thought, my.

Speaker 13 (06:56):
First sign of this isn't going to be good for
me was the amount of children, right, because if it
was the Jim Carrey when you would assume a little
bit of an older audience, right, there's some dark kids
in the audience.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Correct what you mean? And then I went, oh, oh
that's why was there no reconnaissance done on this?

Speaker 14 (07:15):
Why?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I just saw my kids wanted to go, so I
just grabbed tickets and we went.

Speaker 12 (07:19):
I saw this looks decidedly like a children's centric productions.

Speaker 13 (07:26):
Was uh, but but but here's what's messed up, right,
four kids. Once you get into like the get past
that part, the whole play is basically narrated by an
old version of his dog Max, who's going to die. Yeah,
he's walking off to die and he wants to see

(07:48):
the goddamn Grinch in him as a puppy.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Kind of like an old Yeller vibe. Why why?

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Why?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Why not just go with like, hey is where the
story starts in Whoville?

Speaker 14 (08:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (08:03):
Uh, Cindy lu who couldn't have been cutter, cutest little
actress in the world, planner, It's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
What the that dog? Why are we gonna go there
for Christmas? Everybody thinks they have a new take on something.

Speaker 12 (08:17):
People love to take source material and they go, I've
got a new spin on So why there's four million
Hamburger restaurants in the greater Cleveland area.

Speaker 13 (08:24):
We've got a new take on Brett. Now you don't,
you don't? And dark, dude, dark, that's what seeing people take, like,
just do the Grinch. He's looking back at himself as
a puppy. Yeah, and then he's just basically singing the
entire time about what to prick the grinches?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Now he would beat the crop from me when I
was a puppy, because what is going on here?

Speaker 16 (08:48):
Huh?

Speaker 12 (08:49):
Because this was a lot of children in the audience,
did you was it is at least mercifully short?

Speaker 11 (08:56):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (08:57):
That was the best part of the whole thing. I
was walking in and I think the usher is an
old dude. I mean that dude was like he's been
on the payroll for a minute. Okay, clearly could see
in my face that I had gotten in over my head.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
And he put his hand on my shoulder and he goes.

Speaker 13 (09:09):
It's all right, bud, eighty five minutes start to finish,
no intermission, And.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
I said, all right, we're good here.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (09:16):
My my oldest was like, Dad, what the hell is this?
Like like five minutes into it. She looked at me
and she's like, we're gonna make it through this or
I'm like we have to. We're sitting in a really
good seat, like we got a city here. Yeah, we
dressed up.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
She fell as No, no, no, we don't dress up.
She fell asleep. You don't dress up for the theater farm. Well,
I wore what I'm wearing this exact same sweatshirt, house
square up that Gee, this is what I wore, same hat,
same sweatshirt. Yeah, I love it. It's not the it's
a kid's play. What's us ever? It's hall But yeah, Okay.
When I went to La, you know, it was it
was fine and I was dressed. I wouldn't say I

(09:49):
was overdressed. I wasn't under dressed. I kind of fit
right in. Uh it was Uh, it was, dude, It
was It was really really, really really odd.

Speaker 13 (09:58):
The end was like like midway through, once you got
past what was happening and how it wasn't what you
were expecting it to be, it was fine. The end
was great because it was over. I don't mean that
that's not fair, but it was you it was over.
If you have kids and your kids are of a
younger age and like teenagers in college age. Yeah once, yeah, yeah.

(10:19):
But my old my middle one who's in who does
theater and stuff, you know, she loved it. You know,
I mean loved it in the sense it was a
live performance. When I was like, it is different. It
wasn't what I thought it was going to be, but
it was good.

Speaker 12 (10:29):
When my older kids were small, I took them to
something called Susicle the Musical. D anybody remember this? Okay,
this was something that flopped on Broadway. So they were like,
let's just take it on the road, and that's what
they did. And of course my my older kids were
much younger and they enjoyed it. But wow, I just
for the life of me could not understand, Like, okay,

(10:49):
so this is the kid version. Yeah cool, Let's make
it the one part for adults. Uh, the fact that
a dog is going to pasture.

Speaker 13 (10:57):
Let's make that the the underlying a thing of the
whole uh play, and then have him really just sort
of paint the picture of what an a hole the
grne is right by beating his dog.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think here's what I think.

Speaker 12 (11:12):
I think that real life, the facts of real life
can be so crushing for young children these days. They
know what's going on that they start to treat them
more and more like adults. They don't, they don't even
have like child centric productions, just like, hey, kids, this
is what it is, all right. And they figured that
they can handle it, and they're probably right.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Dummy, dunt dun dun, dun, dun dun. The glinch, the glinch,
the gunch he was up. He would beat him with
a stick.

Speaker 13 (11:38):
It was that type of weirdness that was happening off
and on throughout the entire place. Yeah, I don't, I
don't know, Rob.

Speaker 12 (11:44):
Please don't bring that stink in here. Please leave it
over there. Oh wow, all right, you thought you were
going to see something completely different.

Speaker 13 (11:53):
I thought it was gonna do. I thought it was
the Jim Jim Based on that, I didn't. I mean,
whenever it's a musical, you know there's gonna be a
lot more singing then you need. But I thought it
would be at least something like that.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
I didn't. Did he still have on Mount Crumpet?

Speaker 13 (12:07):
He did, but they didn't even address that until the end.
Holy crump Moke Mount Crumpet. Yeah, and he had spiky hair.
That was the part that annoyed Kate, one of the most.
My oldest didn't look like a Grinch. She's like, what's
what the hair?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, they're trying to do some guys just do the Grinch.

Speaker 13 (12:25):
She's like, that's not the great Grinch on that hair
like that. I'm like, grinch has any hair? They want
to play?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Shut up?

Speaker 13 (12:30):
If I gotta sit here quiet, you got to sit
here quiet, knock it off. Just three minutes later, Yeah,
but it was It was great. The kids had a blast.
You could see all the kids in the crowd were
having a blast. They made it snow all right, So
if you got kids, go check it out. If it's
still going on, I don't know if it's over all
right over at Playhouse Square. Good time was had by all.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
So you're really jealous of me doing nothing yesterday.

Speaker 13 (12:52):
Oh that's what I'm saying. That's why I applauded. I
was ready to stand and then once I got home,
I did nothing zero. I laid on the couch, I
watched a couple episodes of Peaky Blinders. You like, guys,
I have done my thing for the weekend. I'm checking
out it powering down baby went.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
And ate and then I was home, and I was home.
It was great.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
The car show on.

Speaker 11 (13:14):
One of you know, you think this guy's gonna do
one thing, then me does another thing, then a third
thing happens, and.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
It's a bummer because you kind of just wanting to
keep doing that middle thing.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's all very frustrating.

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Speaker 17 (13:52):
Happy.

Speaker 12 (13:54):
Happy to have so many people wishing us happy chinooka
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Speaker 3 (14:05):
Chanka Today Day one or Today Day two? Saturday was
I think Saturday.

Speaker 12 (14:10):
I was watching First of all, I can't believe that
the Honka song is thirty years old. By the way,
I always think that I know that that Sandler stuff
goes way back those albums, but I always forget that
they are that old. I was watching Sandler in a
Netflix movie called Jay Kelly. Is that on anybody's radar?
It's it's George Clooney.

Speaker 8 (14:32):
I saw.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I did not watch it, but I did see the preview.

Speaker 12 (14:35):
I was gonna say, it's just one of these movies
that they don't even promote. Nobody spends money on marketing
on streamers anymore. They just put them up there on
like the lead banner, and then you decide if you
want to watch it or not. But Adam Sandler play
George Clooney is the title character, and he's this aging
I guess, kind of a fictionalized version of himself. But

(14:57):
he's this really famous actor who's come to a period
in life where his kids are grown and they have
various degrees of interaction with him, and he's given up
a lot of his family life and blah blah blah,
and Adam Sandler is his longtime manager and he's real
good in it. I would much rather watch Sandler do
dramas than comedy stuff. Although his last hour, that standa Power,

(15:18):
was dynamite. I think it's the one that he brought
through and he did the arena, okay, but I forget
what it's called I Love You or You're My best
Friend or something like that. Eight years best friend. Yeah,
and it was really good, the thing on Netflix. So
Sandler is still a crazy talented guy. But I just
forgot that that friggin' Honika song is thirty years old.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
So you watch the movie. I did watch j Kelly.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (15:38):
I mean again, it's it's not for everybody. You know,
it's pretty slow, and it's pretty stacked. I mean, it's
got Billy crut Up in it and Laura Durn's in it,
and so the cast is heavy duty.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
It's a it's a clooney thing. You gotta like clooney,
and I do. I do too.

Speaker 12 (15:52):
And so was that part of Yesterday's do Nothing? It
was part of Yesterday's do Nothing. Yes I think I
had watched maybe the first half hour of it on
the Saturday night when I got home, because I was like,
I got home like a quarter after two, but for
whatever reason, I was still a little bit awake. And
then I finished J Kelly Yesterday. I got a text

(16:16):
from Brian in Youngstown this morning. He's like, Alan, it's
so weird Friday's show. I drive a truck and I
listen to you guys on the road in Pennsylvania, and
on Friday, you guys were talking about who's going to
be the next big celebrity death.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Oh boy, and take a pick, and nobody had.

Speaker 12 (16:32):
Rob Reiner and his wife getting killed by their son
on their bingo card. Awful, really really terrible, you know,
Dick Van Dyke just turned one hundred on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
So they were doing.

Speaker 12 (16:44):
Interviews with Dick van Dyke, who I'm glad he feels
so good because he looks terrible. I mean his eyes
look like their son. Have you seen Dick van Dyke.
I mean, he looks one hundred.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
It's years.

Speaker 12 (16:56):
But he's also like they're like, well, you know, they
ask all these people to a sagarette to line and
whether you're famous or not, you know, if anybody gets
at that point, they put him on TV and they
ask him wake up.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Well, Dick Van Dyke's like, I'm pretty lucky.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
He's like, nothing hurts on me, you know, And to
look at the guy, you'd think everything hurts, but he's
like nothing hurts. He goes, I feel pretty good. But yeah,
but he's one hundred. This Rob Reiner thing, the first
person I thought about was mel Brooks.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
I was like, Jesus Christ, melt Brooks loses his best
friend in Rob Reiner's dad. And now Rob Reiner mel
Brooks himself is going to be one hundred next summer.
And so I think you were the first person to
send me the TMZ headline last night that says two
bodies found at Rob Reiner's house. And my first thought was, Oh,
he's renting a house to people and they found a

(17:43):
couple of bodies in there. It didn't even occur to me,
Rob Reiner and his wife are dead.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Well.

Speaker 13 (17:48):
Right at the bottom of that same thing I sent you,
it said they're saying that the male victim was seventy eight,
Rob Reiner's seventy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
I was like, oh no. Instantly, I was like, no.

Speaker 12 (17:59):
Eric Idol from Monty Python, they said, is one of
the last people to have spoken to Rob Reiner. And
we were saying they were all at Conan's. Okay, So
they have Nick Reiner in custody. Rob Reiner's son, Nick
is in his mid thirties, and he has had a
long storied history of having problems with addiction and alcohol,

(18:21):
and he was homeless. He and Rob Reiner made a
movie some years ago. It was kind of a dramatized
version of Nick Reiner's life dealing with heroin addiction, and
he had been homeless and all this. So obviously I
don't know what the nature of their relationship was. As
it turns out, not great. They had Conan O'Brien's Christmas Party.

(18:42):
If you're somebody who listens to any kind of entertainment news,
Conan O'Brien's Christmas Party is like one of the big
ones that everybody wants to get invited to. And the
night before guest Saturday night, Rob Reiner and his wife
and Nick Reiner had been in some real a loud
argument that like people who were there had overheard, you know,

(19:04):
these just these bits and bobs of information trickle out
the longer the older the story gets.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
And apparently.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
They got into a very loud argument the night before
at Conan's Christmas Party, and then the massuse discovered their bodies.
Rob Reiner had booked a massage for himself and his wife,
and the messuse came over to the house yesterday afternoon,
I guess, and nobody answered the door. And his daughter

(19:35):
lives across the street, Rob Robin, Michelle Reiner's daughter. They
got four kids, Nick's only one of them. His daughter
lives right across the street, and so I guess. The
messuse was like, hey, nobody's answering the phone or the
door or whatever. And the daughter goes in finds them
both with their throats cut slid and yeah, both died

(19:56):
of mortal stab wounds.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I didn't realize that. My daughter said.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
The daughter goes, you should find my brother because he's dangerous,
and you know, I don't know how specific she got,
but they found Nick Ryiner pretty fast.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
He's thirty two.

Speaker 12 (20:08):
They're holding him on four million dollars bond and they
have him in custody. And it's just this terrible, awful story.
Awful now, Rob, if he'll indulge me. Of course, the
biggest tragedy here is that his last film was Spinal
Tap two. Because that thing stunk?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Did you watch it? That thing stunk. It stinks, it stinks.

Speaker 12 (20:32):
So this guy with a very storied career as a
director and an actor. His directing career is bookended by
spinal tap films.

Speaker 18 (20:39):
Right.

Speaker 12 (20:39):
His very first one was this a spinal Tap. His
very last was the second Spinal Tap film.

Speaker 13 (20:46):
Maybe he has something in the can that will be released.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Posthumously.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'll tell you what I love.

Speaker 12 (20:52):
A couple of years ago, he did a documentary on
Albert Brooks, who was like a lifelong friend of his.
They grew up together. And you know, if you're familiar
with Albert Brooks, who's one of my favorite comedians. He's
bone dry, so you really Simpsons fans know on me,
he did a voice. He would do various voices in
the Simpsons for years. He was Hank Scorpio and he
was you know, they'd always throw him in there because

(21:13):
they were all pals. But I loved the documentary that
Rob Reiner did on his friend Albert Brooks. It's a
lot of both of them in it. But yeah, they
put the original spinal tab back in theaters a while
back in anticipation that sequel.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
No, you see that.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
This is a top to you know, use on stage.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
But it's very very special because if you can see, yeah,
the numbers all go to eleven, look right across the board,
eleven or eleven, mostly eleven, and ams go up to ten.

Speaker 14 (21:45):
Exactly does that mean it's louder? Is that any louder?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten?

Speaker 6 (21:51):
You see, most most blokes you're gonna be playing at ten.
You're on ten here, all the way up, all the
way up, all the way up. You're on ten on
your guitar. Where can you go from there?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Where?

Speaker 6 (22:02):
I don't know exactly what we do is if we
need that extra push over the cliff, you know, we
do put it up to an even exactly one.

Speaker 18 (22:11):
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten
be the top number, and make that a little louder.

Speaker 14 (22:19):
These starts to eleven.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
So Rob Reiner was Marty de Bergie in that film.

Speaker 12 (22:23):
He's the director of what a lot of people did
not realize was a I think the term mockumentary basically
came from that movie and from the Truck Groden movie
American Family or something like that, which I think was
an Albert Brooks thing. But anyway, the Rob Reiner thing
is crazy, it really is, and tragic obviously and.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 12 (22:49):
So I guess as more and more of that information
is coming out, that's the timeline that they are creating.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Was learnie and for all about what they were fighting about.

Speaker 12 (23:01):
I don't know about that, but I mean, if his
son had the problems that it sounded like he's had
for a long long time.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, right over money or who knows, Yeah, I don't know,
always over money. I mean, in a case like that,
it's got to be well, get them more drug side
of things. That would have.

Speaker 12 (23:17):
Imagine it could be it, but I'm always you know,
stabbing someone is such an intimate way to kill someone.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
You have to be right on top of them, right, Well.

Speaker 16 (23:26):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 12 (23:27):
And so when they initially said that the two of
them had been stabbed to death, in my brain, I'm going, Okay,
how did this was the family there for Hanukkah and
he because they're Jewish, I'm sure the darkest corners of
the Internet are having a field day with you know,
Rob Reiner being very outspoken liberal and a Jewish family
and blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I misspoke, I should say the whitest corners of the Internet.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
But I was trying to play it out of my
head and I was like, it would have been awful
if like his son had engaged in some kind of
subterfuge to get near them, And you know, because I
just don't know how that happens. I don't know how
you just start stabbing your family like you'd have to do.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (24:08):
I don't know how you get close to one of
them and you think the other one would run away
or I just don't know how that. Obviously, only he
knows this was in the afternoon. No, I know, but
they said he slit their throats.

Speaker 13 (24:20):
Oh god, you know, maybe they I mean, that's something
it's hard to see, Like, it's hard to do that
if somebody sees it coming, I would I mean, like in.

Speaker 12 (24:27):
The morning, maybe they were still sleeping and he came
in right from the night before.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yeah, I didn't think about that.

Speaker 13 (24:33):
I'm just I'm just trying to Like, again, I know
it's possible, right, OJ did it I mean allegedly, oh
J did it?

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Rob?

Speaker 13 (24:41):
Yeah, but doing that, to to kill someone that way
is not easy. If they see it coming, you know
what I mean, that would explain.

Speaker 14 (24:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (24:50):
Again, I have no information on any of this stuff,
of course, but logically that makes a hell of a
lot more sense than what I had gone through my brain.
We just hope to God, like you see things or
hear things like this that just nobody saw or heard
it coming. It just just dead awful. He's the last
thing you're thinking, my kid just killed me, you know,
he just hoped to God for him.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
That's not true.

Speaker 12 (25:11):
Well, in the siblings, you know what I mean, Like
the siblings, Yeah, my brother killed my parents.

Speaker 13 (25:15):
I mean, you know, but then again, it sounds like
that wasn't a massive surprise to the sister, you know,
And if the first thing you say is go find
my brother, then you know you know what I mean,
like you know the guys out of his gourd.

Speaker 12 (25:27):
Of course he got famous as an actor, as an
All in the family. You have to be a gen
xer or older to have remembered All in the family.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Meathead.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Meathead is what he called him.

Speaker 12 (25:35):
Yeah, and then he became a very claimed director and
spinal tap is the very first one his mom. They
gave Billy Crystal that Mark Twain Prize some time ago
and Rob Brianer was talking thanking Billy Crystal for making
his mom famous because Rob brian had directed When Harry
Met Sally.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Well, he did a picture called When Harry Met Sally.

Speaker 19 (25:53):
There's a fam everybody knows the famous scene the orgas
and see everybody knows the famous line I'll have what
She's having.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Not many people know that Billy Crystal wrote that line.

Speaker 19 (26:04):
And I I came here tonight to thank you for
immortalizing my mother. My mother is the one who says
I'll have what she's having. Billy came up with that
line and we said, well, who should you need? Somebody
who would be right for a deli? An older Jewish woman?
Who should it be?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And Billy suggested my mother to play the part.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
I'll have what she's having Stelle Reiner, who died probably
fifteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
It really is really sad, man, I mean, are whenever
you see this stuff?

Speaker 13 (26:33):
But yeah, it's it's it's funny when it's it's you know,
it's no less sad that it's someone we all know,
right just from television.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
It happens.

Speaker 12 (26:41):
But those circumstances, even if we're just even if we're
a civilian, those circumstances would suck.

Speaker 13 (26:47):
It was the same thing, you know, the shooting this
this weekend at Brown University in Providence. I got a
million d ms. Yeah that's oh my god.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Did you see this? Do you know about this? Did
you see this?

Speaker 13 (26:58):
And you know this is so sad, so sad, And
you know, one of the people I engage, you know,
I said, it is sad. It sucks, but it's no
less sad than the last one or the one before that,
or the world before that. It's just that I know
where this one is, right, So this is home and
you always hope that it's never going to hit home.
But every single one of these is home to someone.

Speaker 12 (27:18):
H Girl, I went a girl I worked with in Chicago.
I was on in the morning, she was on right
after me the midday girl at my station in Chicago.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
She went to Brown. Oh man. She was the very
first person I thought of, what a school.

Speaker 14 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (27:29):
She and I were the two people who had completely
wasted like really good college educations on goddamn.

Speaker 13 (27:34):
Radio right and me I didn't have one, so it's
good for me. She was the very first person I
thought of people. People look at me on paper and
they're like, oh man, this guy's done really well with
what he's got. That looks like I should be, uh,
you know, And I got nothing. Seventeen eighteen years old.
I was done with school. Good for you, Not really.

Speaker 14 (27:53):
I idolized them when I was a teenager.

Speaker 18 (27:55):
I'd come home from school every day when I was
about fifteen sixteen years old, and I would put on
on the two thousand year Old Man record and listen
to it. I mean, not just because it was my dad,
but I mean it was just the most brilliant comedy
ever put on record. They used to go on at
Sullivan every once in a while and do their routines.
And I think I was about sixteen years old. My
dad and mel were sitting in the living room and

(28:15):
I came in and I said, I have an idea
for a joke.

Speaker 14 (28:18):
I said, it's the first person who would invent applause.
And they said, what is that?

Speaker 18 (28:22):
I said, Well, in the old days, if somebody was funny,
if somebody sang, and somebody did something really good and
you really.

Speaker 14 (28:29):
Liked it, you'd go, oh, boy, is that good?

Speaker 18 (28:32):
You know, And if you really love somebody, you could
kill yourself because you slap yourself to that. And he said,
so the first guy, when nobody was looking, he pulled
his head out and he put his hands together like that,
he says, and that was the first applause.

Speaker 14 (28:43):
I felt unbelievably privileged.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I was beside myself, you know, And you wonder where
the differences are.

Speaker 14 (28:51):
You know.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
It's such a stereotypical holiday story, holiday Freudian slip, such
a stereotypical Hollywood story that the child of a famous
person can have a real hard time like this guy, right,
like their son. They can't live up to their famous parents,
or they haven't found their thing or whatever. They grew

(29:12):
up rich, but they have no direction. And so that's
how you think of with with Nick Reiner. But there
was nobody bigger than Rob Reiner's dad, saying Carl Reiner.
And Rob Reiner went the other direction where he just
had something and he was like, I, yes, I'm happily
in the shadow of my dad, but I'm gonna find
my own thing.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Well, look at it.

Speaker 12 (29:32):
I think I think Rob Reiner's other kids. I don't
know if he has three daughters and a son, but
but Nick is this is kind of the one who
could not find his way. I think the other ones
are in some form of the business and he just couldn't.
I don't know what makes that difference.

Speaker 13 (29:48):
Look at the Hanks brothers, it's the same thing, right,
You've got Colin who kind of followed his dad's footsteps.
Great actor, great director. Yeah, and then you've got Chet.
There's Chet Chet Check. Well different though, still so maybe
I blame the moms them, Okay, all right, no, I'm kidding, no,
but you get it's it's it's right like everybody adapts,

(30:09):
I guess differently to what their family is and does
maybe living up to that stuff is difficult, But I
don't know, man.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
It is.

Speaker 13 (30:16):
It is so odd how you know, you see it
yourself though, Like with your family. How we can all
grow up in the same house, have the same parents,
with the same type of thing, with completely different outcomes.
You know.

Speaker 12 (30:28):
Yes, everyone in my family rob is successful except for me.
That's the craziest thing about it.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Ever, wont to find success successful?

Speaker 11 (30:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Hey.

Speaker 12 (30:43):
To his credit though, about Chad, Hank seems to have
turned himself around. I've seen him on a handful of
shows where he's real good, he's real funny. So as
long as he's not faking that Jamaican patois on TikTok,
I think he might be all right, but terribly sad
about the rock Boffel thing. Yeah, awful, awful And so
obviously the more information will come forward and drips and

(31:04):
drabs and whatever. And you know, Dave, you're Jewish?

Speaker 13 (31:08):
Are you celebrating Hankkah Yam?

Speaker 5 (31:11):
All right?

Speaker 12 (31:11):
I forgot Sandler name checked him in that Hankah song.
Oh that's right, Chanukah, Yeah, David Lee Roth Lights Thumb,
Minora Dinah Shaura, Yeah, yep. Paul Newman's half Jewish Goldie
hawn is to put them together. What a fine looking
jew thirty years old?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
That song God Blessed? That does hurt well. Watch Sandler
in that J Kelly movie. It's real good.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
The Car Show on one.

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Speaker 13 (32:13):
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Speaker 12 (32:17):
People who listen to the show from out of state,
I like to make sure that you are on our map.
Jason listens to the program in Charlotte, North Carolina. Angela
is in Nashville. Norms one of our beer chiefs in Detroit.
James listens in Foster, Rhode Island, Foston. You know what
foss is, Yeah, right by Glouce, Foston, Gloucesta. I went

(32:38):
to Foster glousta senior in high school.

Speaker 13 (32:40):
Yeah, that's how they would do the announcements. That's what
you had to listen for Foster and Gloucester. Old Salty
Brian is the big DJ guy?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Is that serious?

Speaker 13 (32:48):
Oh yeah, that was Salty Brian. Salty Brian Brian r
y any Yeah, Salty Brian.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Uh huh.

Speaker 13 (32:54):
He was on the big am station there and that's
what people would listen for when he would do the cancelations.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
That was no school. Saty Brian was his air Now.
I would imagine, yeah, there were a series.

Speaker 13 (33:05):
I don't know if there's still around, but I know
that there used to be a series of regional radio stations.

Speaker 12 (33:09):
I remember the one in outside of Pittsburgh. They were
called Froggy. Are Froggy stations still around? I would imagine, okay, well,
the call letters were always a some permutation of Froggy.
What they would make their air talent take Amphibian centric
air names. So I remember the ones in Pennsylvania. They
would have James Pond, they would have an Fhibian, they

(33:34):
would have oh god, who else would they have? Well
you get the gist, right. I was like Jesus, imagine
you get on the air when you're starting out, You're
going to take any gig. Right If anybody I got
into radio in nineteen ninety two. As an intern, I
didn't get on the air full time. I did weekends

(33:56):
and all that kind of crap. But my first full
time gig Kalamazoo, Michigan. That would have been Labor Day
of nineteen ninety five. Now, fortunately I was working for
a rock station and they weren't prone to telling you
what to call yourself, but like Top forty stations, and
I worked Top forty, but I was doing weekend overnight.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Somebody cared what I called myself, right, They didn't even
know who I was.

Speaker 12 (34:19):
But at that time, eighties and nineties, there were a
lot of guys running radio stations that were telling people, no, no,
this is what we're gonna call you.

Speaker 10 (34:26):
No.

Speaker 12 (34:27):
Yeah, because you were somebody on the country station, yeah
Jack Daniels, Jack Daniels, not West Bestern No.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
As before I could have make given myself my own name.

Speaker 13 (34:36):
Yeah, and the country it was in Springfield, Mass Yeah,
radio station called Kicks, and he was like Kix by
the way, Uh yeah, hey, you know, I know you're
on the other.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Stations here, man, So I don't want you using your
your real name.

Speaker 13 (34:49):
You think maybe you could think you'd use like Jim
Beam or Jack Daniels. Yeah, And I was like why what?
So I just went on and I made up this
dumb voice and I said I was Jack Daniels. He
asked me one other time to do weekends and that
was it. I think he heard it and he's like, oh, yeah,
this is awful. Can you replicate this voice?

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (35:07):
I just threw on a little drawl, just a little silent,
just a little bit of a drawl, and I was like, here,
here's more Kenny Chisney for yelling now. But also, Rob's
got such a good voice, Like I don't have a
good voice. He's got such a good voice where there's
so much sandpaper to it that if you drop it
a little and you give it a twang, that's a
panty drop.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's all it was.

Speaker 20 (35:27):
I just kind of sat there and I said, listen,
here's another one from give me an artist, because I
don't know any garden Brooks kicks one hundred point that
And he's like that's not at all what I was
looking for.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
And I'm like, well, okay, but what the hell was
he looking for? That's pretty good.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
So I left it and I did it one other
time and he's like, you could you tone down the
draw a little? And I was like, sure, here's me
toning down a draw a little bit.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Give him like a New York accent. Right, Yeah, it's
his Boston Bob. What's going on?

Speaker 9 (35:55):
Everybody?

Speaker 8 (35:56):
What do you say that? Pal?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
This is Jack Daniel's kid.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
What a hot head? Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (36:01):
Do it?

Speaker 8 (36:02):
It is Kenny Chesney.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You're not gonna believe this song isn't about a CA.

Speaker 12 (36:07):
I mean, early on, you'll take any gig in any format.
And again, I never worked country. I was really fortunate
other than doing like dance radio and Top forty. At
the very beginning of my career, I've worked for rock
stations right where classic rock worked, alternative in Chicago, and Okay,
you know you can do They say, you know the
best people when you start out. You can do any format.
Doesn't really matter what the music is, it's how you

(36:28):
present it or whatever.

Speaker 14 (36:30):
But there was.

Speaker 12 (36:32):
Much more than now. Now country radio is like pop radio.
It's like Top forty because the music sounds like that.
Country music's pop. Back in the day, you had to
have like a legit country vibe, right Yeah.

Speaker 13 (36:46):
And it was a good time to be doing what
I was doing because most of the songs. It wasn't
like the uptempo, weird pop country stuff. So a lot
of this stuff was sort of like that mid tempo
so I sort of could live in that weird voice
I was doing.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah and soft. Here's a new one from Alan Jackson.

Speaker 13 (37:01):
Here's Allan Jackson, that song about his kid. Uh, hat off,
hats off, I should say kids.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I still like Bolooney?

Speaker 16 (37:10):
Was that his song?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Here's a new one from Alan Jackson called I Still
like Baloney.

Speaker 13 (37:14):
I still love it in fact oscar Meyer not just
for Wieners on kicks, not just for Wieners.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
That's right. Yeah, I'm gonna sit here and tell you
about I don't know.

Speaker 13 (37:29):
You have toy of that song about you're gonna miss
this or something about kids, footsteps or something.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
There was something about kids. I don't remember. I don't
know that country, but I don't know Alan Jackson, what's steps?

Speaker 14 (37:46):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Remember when is remember when? That's the song you're going
to make the footsteps in the hallway.

Speaker 13 (37:54):
Here's a song we're going to play for favorite parents
out there. Watch your children. Girl from Just Little Little
Run Arounds Nott knows things to grown up college kids
going off to getting married on their own. Cramp stump,
don't in the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
No, you got it.

Speaker 14 (38:12):
There's a new one.

Speaker 13 (38:13):
Mike and parlasaid, my name should be Clint Rattler. Yes,
well done, Mike.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
As always, Western needs to go Clint Rattler.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Sales Clint Rattler.

Speaker 13 (38:26):
Because everybody would think it's about the snake.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Oh it's so good. Yeah, that's perfect. How's it going?
I'm Clint Rattler.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
When I wasn't watching Law and Order Arenata. When I
wasn't watching Law and Order on my day of doing nothing,
I was watching The Larry Sanders Show, which is probably
still Signfall and The Larry Sanders Show are my two
favorite comedies of all time. And it was Gary Shandling
the Lake, Garry Shandling on like a mock up of
a late night talk show, and Clint Black was in

(38:55):
one of the episodes.

Speaker 13 (38:56):
I was like, gee, I mean you're talking ninety two
ninety three. Yeah, I'm like, Jesus, what happened Clint Black?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Remember that guy? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (39:01):
Yeah, I'm still mad at my wife because that I
he married a famous actress. He married Lisa Hartman. She
made that our weddings song, and I was like, do
we really.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Nill in time? No like the rain, no good run
of bad luck. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (39:16):
Uh, let me see, I'll tell you. It's the one
everybody uses. I don't know Clint, it's a d It's
Clint Black. And wasn't he on like Celebrity Apprentice or something.
I literally think that's the last time I even saw
Clint Black. Was like promos for Celebrity Apprentice, like ten
years ago. When I said I do. When I said
I do, that's the witness said do. I'm like, you know,

(39:39):
I don't like country. I had a couple other ideas.
She was like, but I really love that song. And
I was like, okay, fine, so I tolerated it.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Well, you got to give it up.

Speaker 14 (39:49):
You know what am I going to do?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, she's been.

Speaker 13 (39:50):
Thinking about that day or whole life. I'm like, I'm
gonna be there on time. I think, yep, doing shots
in the parking lot with my friends. I'm like, all right,
you can have the song you want. I mean, she's
clear she's marrying her third choice.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Right, so question the first two things fell apart stuck
with me. She should have the song she wants when
I'll say it, Dad.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
I know he's a dick.

Speaker 11 (40:08):
I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Didn't this guy get into radio as a teenager, but
he's gonna be super successful. Well you were, you showed them.
I sure did.

Speaker 12 (40:19):
You showed them. Alan, it's Trace Adkins that he's looking for.
You're gonna miss this.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
That was the song that was the same.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
It all sounds that I don't even think I know
that Trace Adkins.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Okay, but that was the one I was looking for,
the one, the remember when song, Yeah You're going to
mayas this own kicks.

Speaker 14 (40:38):
Now.

Speaker 12 (40:38):
That guy had a hell of a speaking voice. Trace Adkins.
Oh yeah, then he died to what do you a
big doodoo died?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I think he's alive, wouldn't he?

Speaker 12 (40:44):
So Toby Keith died. I thought Trace Adkins got real
fin and died.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Oh no, he's alive. Who am I thinking of? He
like cut his finger off. I heard him on TV
the other day talking about so.

Speaker 12 (40:53):
I cut my finger rolls and just picked it up
booted mod great voice. They tried to like make him
an actor for a minute, but I don't know that
really took off. Maybe Toby Keith is the guy I'm
thinking of because he got like cancer, right, Toby Keith dying. Yeah,
Toby Keith twenty twenty four. Well anyway, okay, uh fun
walk down memory Lane. But Clint Rattler, Clint Rattler, it's

(41:14):
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I might just start.

Speaker 13 (41:16):
I might change my name legally to that. Yeah, it's
such a good name. Brian called me a lot over
the week.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Yes, yeah, no country songs though, but the one that
he threw at me again, this guy pulls things out
of his ass and they I go, Jesus, I haven't
thought about that. And this one got me right between
the eyes because my mom used to play this album
all the time. Remember an artist named Gino Vanelli. Yeah,
I'll I play, I'll play the thing here.

Speaker 21 (41:42):
I must somewhere insid mound, afraid of what that me?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Then outside your.

Speaker 12 (41:55):
Gino Vanelli had a bunch of hits in the late seventies.
He had an album called Brother to Brother that my
mom just played incessantly. It's Canadian. He had an amazing voice,
to the point where like these days, I think he
just sings opera or something. But he was a real successful,
like a pop singer back in the day and living
Inside Myself was a big hit from him on a
record he put out that. I don't know if a

(42:16):
lot of people paid attention to it, but like I
was when I first start playing drums, I was listening
to these cause like Vinni Kaluda was playing the drums,
like all these fusion guys, and Brian whips out Living
inside Myself, which again, you gotta be a gen xer
to even remotely know this song. By my mom was
a big Geno Venelli fan, and so I heard this

(42:37):
stuff a lot growing up. And so when he whip that,
I was like, Jesus, Brian, get me in the fields.

Speaker 10 (42:43):
Bro, I.

Speaker 21 (42:45):
Must somewhere inside mound dreams, afraid of what that means
living outside.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Remember this guy, Oh yeah, he had what was a
big one, big one was I just want to stop,
I just want to stop.

Speaker 12 (43:10):
That was like his big wheels Alive, River must Flow.
He's Canadian, but he had some big hits down here,
and Brian, We've sat Living inside Myself. I mean that
was a big hit too. He'd put out an album
every couple of years. He'd have one or two big
songs from it, and then he would move on to
something else. Big comeback in the eighties. But yeah, Brian
out there, I just want to stop.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
I just want to stop. Remember that.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Yeah, this is the one I was thinking, people gotta
move And yeah, you played this on that adult contemporary
station I worked on.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Of course, just has no idea what any of this is.

Speaker 12 (43:44):
Like, she'd never even remotely heard these, right, Like your
parents weren't even listening to this probably.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I think, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:50):
I think the first one I've heard, Wow when I
fall down a Spotify rabbit ble.

Speaker 13 (43:55):
Yeah, and it starts playing a whole bunch of crap
music you've never heard in your life, and.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
You're like, huh oh.

Speaker 12 (43:59):
I like, well, she if she's zeroing in on like
seventies Arrowsmith because she has a lady boner for Steven Tyler,
it's gonna feed you this kind of stuff, right, Kidding? Well,
I was a kid kid. My mom was so heavily
into like seventies singer songwriters. I was here in this
album all the time.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I think I have a song saved on my one
of my playlists, the Sushi Wroll. Do any ballads?

Speaker 12 (44:25):
Do you do any slowdown where you like get out
there and you're under a single spotlight or is it
all pop bangers?

Speaker 7 (44:32):
One?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Two, three? Because you're in a bar, you want to
get people moving. We'll do do do. What's that one song?

Speaker 13 (44:37):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (44:38):
Under pressure? I mean from Queen and Freddie Mercury.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
We'll mix it with Ice Ice Baby. Yeah, those aren't ballads.
That's not a ballad. What's a ballad? I was like
that thing I just played for you? Yeah, what's a ballad?
I don't know. As a sanger, I think you were.
I'll just do what I'm told.

Speaker 12 (44:57):
Just as a quick recap here over the past week,
Rob from Jess. Okay, what's a tricycle? And what's a ballad?

Speaker 5 (45:04):
A ballad? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:05):
Right?

Speaker 9 (45:05):
You ever see the what do you have a ballot?
I'm thinking like a Queen song because who wants to
live forever? No, that's a ballad.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
I don't want to miss a thing Smith. You need
an Aerosmith ballad and I don't want to miss a thing.
Is a huge ballad for Aerosmith.

Speaker 12 (45:20):
Yes, we need to put everything through the prism of
Stephen Tyler. For her, we're learning about Jess, Yeah, and
we need to put in those terms. Yes, everything through
the Stephen Tyler filter. So With that in mind, can
you name any other Aerosmith ballads?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
No, three mon I don't know.

Speaker 13 (45:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I mean it's slowly, it never gets going slow? Does
it need to be pretty?

Speaker 8 (45:44):
Slow?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Ballads lend themselves to like love songs. There aren't like
I mean dream On that you know it's close. Uh
give me another example of a ballad from something else.

Speaker 12 (45:54):
I think crying is an Aerosmith ballad, right, Alicia Silverstone
in THEO wasn't crying. I would say it was mid tempo,
but I mean it wasn't. You know, I don't want
to miss. The thing was from a movie. I think
crying I don't want to missing is the big big one.
Dream On is considered a power ballad.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Crazy is a ballad? Crazy go Gray, sir?

Speaker 9 (46:21):
Oh here it says, don't Stop Believing is a ballad, huge,
one of the biggest, and that one gets going. Yeah,
power ballad.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
But we mixed that one with Lady Gaga.

Speaker 13 (46:32):
All right, But again to Allan's point, it's a it's
power ballads because they have tempo, your thought slow.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Songs.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
You know, people who have just checked in over the
past few weeks and have heard jests for the first
time they're like, Jesus, she sounded like Miami Cyrus because
she has a lot of kind of uh, kind of
raspy gravel to her voice. I thought I had watched
every episode of Black Mirror. This serious like this dystopian
s well, it used to be dystopian. Now it pretty
much looks like real life. But it's called black Over
at Netflix. And apparently one that I had never seen

(47:02):
was the Miley Cyrus one. There's one where she plays
like this pop singer who's rendered as a hologram.

Speaker 12 (47:07):
It's a whole thing, and uh, Jesus, watching this thing,
I'm like, it's like listening to Jess talk. So it's
not so much that you sound like Miley Cyrus. Yes,
it's that she sounds like you. Yeah, that sounds like you.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Perfect.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
But I'll bet you one thing. I bet Miley Cyrus
knows what the hell of ballad is? Do you guys
do every rose has its thorn?

Speaker 11 (47:28):
Now?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Huge ballad? Why are you not doing? What about open arms?
Do you guys do that? Okay, that would be the
Journey ballad that.

Speaker 11 (47:36):
No?

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (47:37):
Is it because they don't want to do it? Or
is it because you have the self awareness?

Speaker 13 (47:41):
To go.

Speaker 12 (47:42):
I'm better in like the rock arena, Like, are you
secure enough in your voice? Or you like I gotta
sing rock song?

Speaker 16 (47:49):
Ooh?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Is love Story a ballad?

Speaker 11 (47:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (47:52):
By Taylor Swift? Yeah, I don't know straight ahead pop song.
I mean it's not slow.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
You know what I mean? You're foreigner. I want to
know what love is? Is that's a ballad? No, we
don't do that, Okay, that we'll say around the keyboard.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Thirteen years and they've had most of the same songs,
and then we've added some over time, but nothing like
super slow. Like one of the slowest ones I would
say is love Story or Flowers.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
M m.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
But you feel best in like that Miley Taylor vocal
range is what I'm saying. I guess like open arms,
Steve Perry, you got to get some stuff up there, right,
You got to hit some notes.

Speaker 9 (48:28):
Yeah, and then I do pretty well with like guns n'
Roses or a CDC.

Speaker 13 (48:34):
Or rocks some ballads. Yeah, I do want he buried
her in his backyard? What says love more than that?
Blue Graham?

Speaker 14 (48:43):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
The Great Membran Rain is a ballad? Yep, goddamn long,
very long.

Speaker 12 (48:49):
Oh you know I referred earlier to my Saturday Night
I was wearing my midnight Blue tucks uh to this
party and it looks so dapper. Oh thanks and some
by he said, please refer to it as your Lou
Graham because any of have a solo album called Midnight
Blue or a single or something called Midnight Blue.

Speaker 13 (49:08):
That's what I started on my LGT. Now, did you
really love that song Midnight Blue? Yeah, that's one of
my favorite songs from the eighties. Lame but fun, Midnight Blue,
Lou Graham. It's in there, Lou Graham, not Melissa Manchester.
You want Midnight Blue from Luke Graham.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Listen to this Midnight Blue. There's a lot of songs.
Four Foreigner.

Speaker 13 (49:30):
This was one of the Foreignersah. When he went solo,
they were like, oh, you can't. Lou Graham's gonna be
nothing without us. And he's like, oh yeah, hold my beer.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Watch this, Mike.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (49:42):
Well, you've got to be in a really special situation
for the singer to not have a good solo career, right,
You got to really.

Speaker 13 (49:50):
I mean it doesn't always work. Sometimes the band just
all the parts.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 12 (49:55):
You've got to have a really special thing going on. Right,
David Lee Row did fine.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
On his own, but then you've listened back to those
like I played a whole bunch of stuff on that
on that eighties weekend. Yankee Rose is a Van Halen song.
I mean, yes, hired someone to play the Eddie van
Haley Park.

Speaker 12 (50:09):
Well, like, there's a reason there's never been a bono
solo record, right, nobody wants to. Oun't care how much
you like him, are you too? Nobody needs that, And
I think they have the wherewithal to know that no
one is chomping at the bit for the solo Chris
Martin project. Oh boy, I'm not even champla the bit
for goddamn cold playing.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Right.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Did you see that thing I posted over the weekend
about Coldplay? Huh huh.

Speaker 13 (50:28):
It's it was like someone shared it and it is
just their text, and it said, my mother is a
seventy something year old end stage Alzheimer's patient. She's ninety
percent mute, she doesn't speak, but Coldplay came on the
radio and she said, shut this off.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah, well there you go, Like, sorry, Chris Martin, that's fair.
Oh the Iheartthouse band.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
They play everything twelve times. They're not playing any of
our festivals this year.

Speaker 13 (51:01):
Oh, I think they're booked for something. I think there's
some thing coming up. I saw an email about that
I ignored weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Fies a Latina who knows. Yeah, could you guys do
clocks in Spanish? And he said see the.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Allen Cox Show on one. Fun fact, celebrity deaths, like testicles,
sometimes come in threes The cock Show on SEVENMMS.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, there were a lot of celebrities who died over
the weekend.

Speaker 12 (51:39):
Obviously, Rob Reiner and his wife are getting to lie
in share of the attention because it was so grizzly.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Being murdered.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
Either kid, no less, but you're my Remember an actor
named Peter Green. Remember Peter Green, not the guy from
Fleetwood Mac. H Although, listen Peter Green from Fleetwood Mac.
He's been dead too long time, long time, he's been dead.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Peter Green. By the way, if you go all the
way back with Fleetwood Mac, he was on the founding members.

Speaker 12 (52:15):
That's one of those rare instances of a band that
makes a cover more popular than the original one. I'm
a huge Judas Priest fan, and they covered an og
Peter Green Fleetwood Max song called the Green Man Alyishie
with a three prong crown, remember that song? No, Okay,
there was a song called Peter Green to this song

(52:35):
the Green Man Aalichi two prong crown either two or
three prongs on that crowd and it was his low
key and Judas Priest covered it on hell Bent for
Leather and it became like I considered a Judas Priest
classic even though it was a cover song. And I

(52:56):
always think of them like there are some bands, a
handful of them who have covered a song and made
it way more popular than the original. As a Judas
Priest fan too, when I was a kid getting into him,
hell Bent for Leather was the name of the album
here in the States. Everywhere else in the world that
Judas Priests album was called Killing Machine, and here in

(53:17):
the States they were like, eh, that's even then the seventies.
They were like, they got a gun thing here, and
maybe not that epicate, right, I mean, you know the
US record labels a distribution. They were like, I don't
know if we want to call it Killing Machine, but yeah,
green Man Alisie with a two pronged crown. Maybe anyway,
I digress Actor Peter Green died. Now this is another

(53:39):
guy who now a generational reference for you as well.
He was the bad guy in The Mask. He was
zed in pulp fiction, right, he was one of the
He was one of the hillbilly sodomites in pulp fiction. Literally,
Z's dead, baby. I think he gets a shotgun blast

(54:01):
of the balls, doesn't He sure does.

Speaker 11 (54:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
Peter Green, though, was an actor who's bona fides, playing
like kind of dodgy. Characters were solid because he was
an actor who had always been clean for a while,
but he had always had problems early on with drugs
and things like that. And they found him dead in
his apartment and they said no foul play, so they
assume either heart attack or drug overdose or something. But

(54:25):
he was sixty. He's not an old guy. But he
had a couple of iconic roles pulp fiction, The Mask.
The first movie I saw him in. I don't know
if it was his first movie, but it was a
movie called Clean Shaven and it was wild and he
was in it. That was the first thing I saw
him in clean comma Shaven and he played a guy.

(54:49):
He played a schizophrenic who was trying to get his
daughter back. So a real feel good movie sounds it. Yeah,
but I loved him in it. That was the first
thing I ever saw him in probably thirty years ago.

Speaker 13 (54:59):
He was in Justified I do. I forget he did
a couple episodes of that. He was just recently watched that.

Speaker 12 (55:05):
He was Redfoot. He you know, he was Redfoot, which
is a very small character in the usual Suspect. But
anytime he would show up, you're like that guy.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
I like that guy. They found him in his apartment.

Speaker 13 (55:19):
Did you watch The Black Donalis Did you watch that?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Shy? I remember it, but I did not watch that.
He was in that, and he was but he's white pastic.
Oh yeah, that not what it meant.

Speaker 13 (55:30):
Oh, one of those Irish. An Irish family. He sure
was Irish.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Jesus.

Speaker 12 (55:36):
I saw a commercial for a movie called The Family McMullen,
Remember the Brothers McMullen, No, with ed burns, Like, that's
the movie that put him on the map because he
wrote it, he directed it him, and you know, hey,
these Irish guys in Boston or whatever. It was like
a precursor to Goodwill Hunting. I think it was called
The Brothers McMullen and they're doing a sequel like thirty

(55:57):
years later. I'm like, Jesus, where has ed Burn's been. Yeah, No,
I like that guy, but I'm like, I mean he
married Christy Turlington thirty years ago, so he's probably been
you know, face deep in that. But still like, wow,
I wouldn't come up for her either. This looks like
it was shot on a camcorder. I've never seen that.
You never seen the brothers McMullin. No, yeah, he won
like a bunch of that put him on the map,

(56:18):
a bunch of Sun Dance Awards, and then wow, yeah
it was a real slice of life anyway, Peter Green died,
found him dead in his apartment in I think the
Lower East Side of Manhattan, and then in a couple
of people texted me earlier.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
They're like, oh, I watched the soap operas when I
was a kid. Anthony Geary died.

Speaker 12 (56:40):
Where if you were a gen X or maybe your
mom watched Like my mom had her programs, Rob she
had had soap operas. My mom had her programs or
her stories stories, sorry, not programs, they were her stories.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Did your mom have stories? My grandmother?

Speaker 12 (56:55):
My mom had stories. She watched Days of our Lives,
a short lived story called Santa Barbara, and she watched
General Hospital.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Oh that was the big one, right there, boy and
Anthony as the World turns.

Speaker 12 (57:11):
My mom used to get Soap Opera Digest, which was
a little TV guide shaped periodical.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
My mother was a big All My Children women. She
would watch. That was her show. Yep, the soap operas.
Shut up, All My Children is on. Go make your
own lunch, guy, Edge of Night is coming on.

Speaker 17 (57:34):
Shut up?

Speaker 10 (57:35):
What was what?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Susan Tucci was on?

Speaker 12 (57:37):
Susan Lucci was on General Hospital. She she famously like
kept losing daytime emmyser had a long streak of well.
Back in the day, Anthony Geary and an actress named
Jeannie Francis played Luke and Laura. They were the white, hot,
blazing hot couple, and I mean white on this show.

(58:03):
Anthony Geary died. He was seventy eight. He had just
had an operation and he died from the complications of
that operation. Oh but he was like and he had
like this like super curly, kinky hair and you know,
back in the day, but people who watched, people of
a certain generation who watched General Hospital. He played Luke

(58:24):
Spencer it was Luke and Laura and they were the
power couple on that show. And he died over the weekend.
Susan Luci was on All my Children. Oh she was, yeah,
and it says what I don't know. See, I never watched.
But if I got that one wrong with my mother,
she wouldn't be thrilled.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Rab rab Yeah it was I don't know what your
mom sounds like.

Speaker 11 (58:46):
Rob.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
It was all my children. Oh, sorry, Ma, tell that
bushoon across from you that it wasn't light. Surely wasn't
General hospital. Youtmore on, it wasn't general hospital. You got me,
all right? All my children? Sorry, I'm sorry, Susan Tucci
did I raise? I'll see you on Christmas. I'm sorry,
sous and Tucci. You're thinking of Stanley. How did I

(59:11):
know they weren't related?

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I don't know if he was ever on a soap opera.

Speaker 12 (59:13):
You know a lot of actors that would go on
to bigger things cut their teeth on soap operas. To me,
more famously, Alec Baldwin, these people wet Meg Ryan stopped me.

Speaker 13 (59:23):
Somebody stop somebody speaking. Yeah, they all started on soap operas.
Soap operas are so bad that they're good.

Speaker 12 (59:34):
Well, that was part of it, right, And it was
always interesting to me what these short lived ones were,
what killed them. I remember there was one because Days
of Our Lives was my mom's main one, and that
was on NBC, and there was one every so often
they would try to dip in a new soap opera
and you had all of these dinosaurs that had been
on for forty years.

Speaker 13 (59:54):
There was one called Passions that my mom was trying
to get into. I remember this one episode. I don't know,
I think it was as the World Turns. This lady
was stuck in a closet with a clown for like months.
This would go on every episode she was still locked
in this closet with this clown. I don't know whatever happened.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Well, even I mean, they were running out of storylines.

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
I mean, even when my mom was watching Days of
Our Lives, like, they had characters that were like getting
possessed and I'm like, what, what just becomes supernatural? I mean,
I know you have to suspend disbelief to a certain degree,
but it was always kind of rooted in terra firma, right.

Speaker 9 (01:00:30):
Or they'd have someone in the hospital bed with their
face wrapped up for like I don't know weeks.

Speaker 13 (01:00:36):
Yes, it wasn't really the actor. They were in like
a contract dispute, so they're like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
As just pull the money.

Speaker 12 (01:00:42):
Move yeah, get a day a mountain, get a day
player and put him, put him in face wrap.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Oh, we can't do this without you. Hot Jim.

Speaker 13 (01:00:49):
All right, hold on, poor Jim is in a coma.
We're gonna wrap his face because he was severely burned.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Mmmmm.

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
Then he fixes his contract and all of a sudden
they take the mask or the wrapping off and he's perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Oh he's somebody else.

Speaker 12 (01:01:01):
I mean again, I remember there was an actor on
my mom's uh stories. There was an actor who died
not long ago, a guy named Drake Hogueston who was
on a big player on Days of our Lives. And
I texted my mom that he died some time ago,
and she was crestfallen. This woman Alan Passions was on
for nine seasons.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Really wow.

Speaker 12 (01:01:22):
Well, anyway, I wasn't paying attention to these, so I
don't know, uh, but my mom watched Days of Our Lives.
But anyway, if you were a general hospital, I mean
this these this soap opera was at the peak of
its powers in the eighties, and Anthony Geary was one
half of that power couple.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
So he died.

Speaker 12 (01:01:37):
Peter Green died, Poor Rob Ryner and his wife died.
John Stamos started on general hospital rights and then he
replaced Clooney on er so he must have had a
real medical vibe about him.

Speaker 13 (01:01:52):
Gotta you, gotta you gotta put some punctuation in that.
You need three people that died. And then you said
John Stamos and held off, and I was like, did died? Sorry,
I would be beside myself.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
He did not. Boy, he's handsome. He is handsome, he
has a doctor vibe to him. She must nervous.

Speaker 12 (01:02:12):
There acy somebody else texted and now Rob's stuck in
what amounts to a closet with Alan another clown.

Speaker 13 (01:02:22):
Like that good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
That was a good. One could be worse. It will
be again.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
But we're not in the closet, and I'm technically not
stuck with you. Well, I mean, but we are in
the closet, So that could.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Be what he meant.

Speaker 13 (01:02:36):
Maybe I don't know if that's what he meant, because
we got that song about us. There's the song that
the guy says that you and I are.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
That's right.

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
Well, that exposes you guys. You guys are definitely out
of the closet, though that doesn't expose We haven't said
him anything.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Allegation confirmed an allegation. We've said nothing.

Speaker 12 (01:02:53):
It's somebody trying to have a little bit of fun
at my expense and at Rob's expense.

Speaker 8 (01:03:01):
My god, I told him what up?

Speaker 13 (01:03:03):
I have an idea for a song about what he
asked about, how you and Rob are in love with
each other and your wives left you for each other.

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
He said, go on, and I said, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:03:14):
And having an affair with ru I mean you can't
really rhyme each other with each other?

Speaker 14 (01:03:22):
They did, You can't?

Speaker 9 (01:03:22):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 12 (01:03:23):
It just goes to show you the limitations of artificial intelligence.
Rob Jimbo called us from Alamgordo on the after hours line.
By the way, and you can follow his lead. Two
one six nine eighty six eighty nine oh three. Maybe
you don't listen on the app. Uh, maybe you don't
care about that talkback button. You can always leave us voicemails.

Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
Hey, I show.

Speaker 14 (01:03:45):
This is Jimbo from Alan Mobordo.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I just wanted to call and wish you all happy. Chanuka,
even though it's a bummer of a world we live
in sometimes. And speaking of bummers, what's wrong the cavaliers?

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Mega dildos have a chokah?

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Well he threw a lot in there. He broke into
some Dick from Dayton. I don't know. Oh did he Hey?
But that was when he went with the cavaliers, right, No,
that's Rick Rick. Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 13 (01:04:20):
I thought he was going with no because Dick just
flips around all over the place and always how about
the cavalier?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Oh that's why he said, I miss Rick. Oh I
missed that part. Okay, my bad?

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
You and I say, you know, tell me about unless thing? Yes,
you like potato? I like, wow, you like tomato?

Speaker 11 (01:04:52):
Like?

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
What's wrong with your cap?

Speaker 11 (01:04:53):
With?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Why all Rick?

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
We will be off the air because it'll be a Sunday,
But February the eighth will be the fourth anniversary.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Of our friend Rick passing away.

Speaker 12 (01:05:13):
James Franco was on General Hospital People Okay, yep, there
are a lot of people yep.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Brian Cranston was on a sitcom called Loving Lots of
Actors and Actresses? Did it Loving Allan?

Speaker 12 (01:05:27):
I think we just learned that Rob's dream threesome is
with John Stamos and Adam Levine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
I mean that's a little dream fair. Yeah, I don't
know if if that's the way to go.

Speaker 13 (01:05:39):
I mean, I suppose if I were to instantly enter
into a homosexual relationship, that would be the way to
go for me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Sure, but freesome.

Speaker 13 (01:05:47):
Not thinking that way right now, But someday maybe if
those guys would have me, it'd be a hell of
a time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Thank you you homo sexual. Rick Springfield back in the
day on General Hospital, Right.

Speaker 13 (01:06:01):
Everybody's going to continue sending you a message of every single.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Thing rains.

Speaker 12 (01:06:09):
Julianne Moore. I started on an NBC soap opera called
Another World. I think that was the one that was
what my grandmother watched. And that is the one time
that my mother and her mother came to blows. Rob
was over soap operas. You got your chocolate in my
peanut butter days of our lives, no Another World? And

(01:06:34):
they go round and.

Speaker 13 (01:06:36):
Round, right, just scream round and round and round and
oh my goodness, physical altercation.

Speaker 12 (01:06:45):
Oh grandma, what do you think about all those cast
members on my mom's favorite soap opera? A bunch that's
not fair just because it's a different show than you like.
By the way, speaking of the limits of artificial intelligence,
I give you exhibit A. Our friend DJ jake c

(01:07:05):
put together a little song last week. We're talking about
Little Jessica and Hutchinson's difficulty in opening a jar of halapanos. Right,
She's been trying to get this same goddamn jar open
for months so she can chow down on those holopanos
and then drink the juice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah, I need a snack. Right, Did you try again
this weekend? No, I wasn't home. That doesn't mean he
couldn't have brought it with you. Were you on the
road again? You have gigs?

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I was in Minnesota. Wow, it was really cold, and
then the drive home was scary. Drive home feels like
it would take you like half a day to do that. Well,
driving through Indiana was like horrifying, yeah, because it was
snowing right.

Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
Yeah, and then I started swerving all over the road,
and then on the other side a semi hit a limousine.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
The limousine was split in half. Cars were in ditches.
I was like, this is bad.

Speaker 12 (01:07:53):
Imagine you're in a limo and you get cut in
half by this semi truck.

Speaker 13 (01:07:58):
Jesus, imagine if all that happened is the cars split
in half and everybody's looking at each other from the
other side of the room. Yeah right, they're a holding
like champagne flute. Yeah, hey, what's up? You okay over there? Yeah,
the thing just hit us. We split right in half.

Speaker 12 (01:08:10):
Could somebody see if that happened to be a Walmart
semi truck?

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Yeah, things worked out pretty well for it was an
Amazon truck.

Speaker 12 (01:08:16):
Oh yeah, oh no, if they were in weren't in
a limo before, They're going to be in one now
full time.

Speaker 9 (01:08:23):
But yeah, we I drove to Chicago, then we got
in the van, and then we drove to Minnesota, and
then drove back to Chicago, and then I got my
car and drove back to Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
When did we get back, Uh, yesterday at like four. Wow,
she's doing it, rob she's out there doing it. Would
they're ticking me less time? But I would. I was
going like fifty five and under. Yeah, no, I get
it over an hour. Yeah, of course, I'm surrys. You
got that fast. Better to be safe than Saari. Well,
once I got out of Indiana, everything was fine.

Speaker 9 (01:08:52):
It was like start of Chicago, perfect into Indiana, white out,
and then it would be fine, then white out and
then oh and then by.

Speaker 12 (01:09:00):
The way, let me be clear, right Rob, The reason
that I want Jess to be safe is because if
she's not, I don't have anybody screening my phone. You
gotta go through this whole process, okay. Yeah, And I
just I mean not to make it about myself.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
As I'm white knuckling the steering wheel, I'm like, oh God,
what if I don't make it to the show tomorrow?

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
Right, the first thing I thought, these are the things
she's got to think of anywhere. DJ Jakes Rob's like, uh,
you want to come pick you one?

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Yeah? Just anything, Okay, I'll send the helicopter for you. Perfect.

Speaker 12 (01:09:34):
Rob has access to the iHeart Chopper. I've never been
on it before.

Speaker 13 (01:09:39):
Bob Pittman, by the way, CEO of this company, to
tease one, I ah, he doesn't even know my name.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Doesn't even know my name anyway.

Speaker 12 (01:09:48):
DJ Jake c created a song for Jess called Hall
of Paenio Blues that I humbly offer.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Ooh, it's already filthy right, got them.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
Blues today like a HALLOPENI don't burn how bunch, he smiles.
Any Way, listen, she got a let. Oh just I'm

(01:10:23):
hallowpin blue spicey for you. Oh it's you to feel
the fire burning bright. Just a hallowpenion Blue's all river.

Speaker 12 (01:10:45):
A lot of things, A little bit, I mean much
to it, but yeah, it gets the point across.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Sure on the tongue. This is a computer.

Speaker 12 (01:10:53):
It's a fake singer computer right, not guaranteed you This
is not this is guaranteed in human not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
We know it's not.

Speaker 9 (01:11:05):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
You were what oh the jar? Oh yeah, I was
totally destined to do it. What it could have should have?

Speaker 11 (01:11:10):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
As far as a new day, I'll tell you what
I was.

Speaker 12 (01:11:12):
Sucking on those Halopeno Margarita's at this party on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Rob I was feeling good. This is a recipe we
made him.

Speaker 12 (01:11:20):
This is a recipe that my brother UH made and
then we just suck him down when we see him
for Thanksgiving. And then we had this party at a
friend's house and we were bringing a bunch of things,
and so we made a uh replicated this thing, a
giant thing of this uh Halopenio Margarita's.

Speaker 13 (01:11:37):
The key is fresh haulopenios, right, like you gotta go
fresh halopeno to get that flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
No, nothing of that. We used twenty one seeds tequila.
Did you really? Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:11:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
And you didn't like even garnersh it with Nope, no, wow.

Speaker 12 (01:11:48):
Oh I gotta try this then, because I think that
would have been I wasn't trying to smoke anybody out, okay,
and you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
I think it's I'll have to try this, love it.
You didn't want to give anyone the halapeno blues.

Speaker 13 (01:11:59):
I did not want to give anyone in the holocas.
Still going to get it, just in liquid form. Yeah,
it's still gonna get the hot waters.

Speaker 12 (01:12:06):
I didn't though, No, no, And I met ile man
and I had and if you see that picture I posted,
I'm holding basically like a crystal demi task right, And
I had pretty much just filled those up all night,
non stop, drinking these halopenio margarita.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Didn't get the squirts. I did not. I was feeling
good boy, good for you, so good, blessed? Yeah for you.

Speaker 22 (01:12:35):
Menis comes out like soup diarrhea, numb everybody next morning,
damn it all?

Speaker 14 (01:12:47):
Yeah, got it so hot?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Will water coming out. It wasn't the only beverage. There
were a number of them, right.

Speaker 12 (01:12:55):
There was like this little champagne and sherbet punch bowl
and oh yeah, we had a high line going on,
so we contributed the uh, the the halopeno margarite.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Anybody do the nog? Was there any?

Speaker 10 (01:13:08):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:13:09):
No, no.

Speaker 12 (01:13:09):
There were beers and wines and things like that, but
there was a giant punch bowl full of the champagne sherbet.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
And do you ever nog? Nog's? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:13:17):
Yeah, if it's heavy, le's on the eggs a year,
but it's fine.

Speaker 17 (01:13:22):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
You get it nice and uh really uh whiskey forward? Okay,
then it's fine. Yeah. Otherwise I'm not too big on
the nog. Imagine mixing a bunch of eggnog with hallowpeen. Yeah,

(01:13:44):
oh I should have done that. That would have been great.

Speaker 13 (01:13:46):
That would uh huh, that would have done it? All right,
thank you sir. All Right, I've got it. I no,
I'm say I always gotta show up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
On one hundred point seven.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Allen, you have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
Who are you call the Alan Cox Show two one
six five seven eight one double oh seven or one
eight hundred three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 9 (01:14:49):
See this set.

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
Dominic as Jack.

Speaker 13 (01:14:59):
I always saw this is a better song than people
gave it credit for. Spin The Black Circle by Pearl
Jam is off of Atology. It was the first track
off of Aatology.

Speaker 12 (01:15:10):
In fact, I don't know that it was the biggest
one off of it, but it was a big, huge
Pearl Jam. Fans around here Rob usually focuses on Eddie
Vedder's hats.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Should that video? Well, that's that's to what I'm referring.
Oh good, so you did see it.

Speaker 12 (01:15:28):
Yeah, Well I saw a lot of people dunking on
all these artists because they're like, oh, these guys all
played this big private show for these hedge fund bros.
But I'm like, it's twenty twenty five, man, everybody. There's
no like not selling out thing anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
This is just what it is now, right. I don't
have a problem with that at all.

Speaker 13 (01:15:50):
Unless you're playing for like some Saudi murderer who cares like, so, yeah,
there was this big.

Speaker 12 (01:16:01):
Private concert that some guy who runs a hedge fund
paid all these people to be there. This guy named
Todd Bailey, who's the chairman of a company called Eldridge
Industries and the co owner of the Chelsea Football club
over there the English Premier League. He did a private

(01:16:21):
party for two hundred and fifty people in New York
and you might have seen some of the video pop
up Slash and Duff McKagan, Chad Smith from the Red
Hot Chili Peppers, a little supergroup they called themselves the
Dirty Bats. It was Anthony Keatis, it was Eddie Vedder,
it was Young Blood, it was Brandy Carlisle, it was

(01:16:42):
Bruno Mars And they did a bunch of covers and
it was probably a blast and they probably had fun
and everybody got crazy paid. But all the write ups now,
I don't know if these clearly these aren't music journalists
from nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
So when they're like, oh ah, these like yeah, that's
what this is. Now, that's how.

Speaker 12 (01:17:01):
People get paid. Like now, granted, there's a case to
be made. These are people who are already wealthy. I mean,
all these artists are already wealthy. But what the hell
else are they doing? They're just sit in their ass.
I mean that's how people make money. So like this
whole like, not selling out esthetic. It's not thirty years
ago when these were all young men and artists, Pearl Jam.

(01:17:22):
These are very wealthy people now and they're just going
out to whatever. All that aside. Rob is a big
fan of Eddie Vedder's hats.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, this one was particularly good.

Speaker 12 (01:17:35):
You get this, you get Edward Vetter Esquire in a
quality chapeaux, and our own Rob Anthony is their front center.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Yeah, I just I don't. I don't know, man. You
don't like them in those hats.

Speaker 13 (01:17:48):
No, it looks so goddamn stupid, that big, gigantic round.
What does he plays that a derby? I don't know
what I mean. Anthony Keatis was wearing like a straw
hat with a white I don't care enough about Anthony
Keats to even bring him up. I mentioned Eddie Vedder
because it makes me sad, because I love Pearl Jam.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
You don't like him in the I'll show it on
the live stream here. You don't like him in these hats, No,
especially the one that he just wore.

Speaker 13 (01:18:15):
Is that the one thing that he wore this past
weekend might be it's just so dumb, dude, you're not
making a Western.

Speaker 12 (01:18:23):
Stop it, Eddie Vetter, dirty bat. They called the dirty bats.
I believe they're called the dirty bats. Here's Eddie Vedder.

Speaker 13 (01:18:32):
Yeah, that's not the war this weekend, this week I'm
sorry I'm behind here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
But here let me show you the photo.

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
Here.

Speaker 12 (01:18:39):
This is from the stage there a private Eldridge Industries
party packed with a Yeah, he looks like he's a
park ranger.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Should walk out, grab the mic and go, hey, we'll
make you famous. It could be your huokleberry.

Speaker 8 (01:18:58):
But stop.

Speaker 12 (01:18:59):
Yeah, but what's the matter with those hats? It's just
a It's not like he's trying to affect a look
below than like. It's not like it would be different
if he's wearing like a vest and crap kickers and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
You know Eddie Vedder and put on a ball cap.
Let's go, put on a ball cap, call it a day. Yeah,
like a sun hat.

Speaker 12 (01:19:17):
Yeah, but most of the photos if you google Eddie
Vedder hat, most of the photos are him in a
ball cap.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
That's great, sattle or but then he puts these stupid
things on.

Speaker 12 (01:19:28):
You don't You don't like him in the CBS Sunday
Morning hat.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
No, dude, it's Eddie Vedder. That was my whole thing.
The last time I caught a whole bunch of heat.
I know I'm going to get it again.

Speaker 12 (01:19:38):
Dude, you're Eddie Vedder. Yeah, but can't you change your
vibe too? I mean you know you can't. So to you,
an artist is what locked? But what era of their
of their are they locked into?

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
Dude?

Speaker 13 (01:19:50):
The picture you just put up there now from CBS,
So let me just go back for a second. Is
he trying to be Indiana Jones or is he trying
to be a cab driver in New York City? Or
is he trying to be of nineteen forties mafioso?

Speaker 15 (01:20:04):
Or is he pick.

Speaker 13 (01:20:07):
You want to be a hat guy, be a hat guy.
Put on the ball cap, Eddy, you look good in
the Cubs hat. Yeah, but I go through different looks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
That's different. It's no, I'm not famous like him, totally.
You get you get a free pass when you're famous.
No you don't, No, you don't. Just people don't rip
on him. Huh, you got it, dude, that is awful.

Speaker 13 (01:20:26):
Indiana Jones hat on Eddie Vedder when he's still rocking
the plaid uh a flannel of his nineties years you.

Speaker 12 (01:20:33):
Look like a dufus put on a ball cap, Eddy, Yeah,
but even a ball cap looks kind of dorky on
some people, So not on Eddie Vedder.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Not on Eddie Vedder. Okay, no, and but again, if
you're gonna pick a look, you're saying you're gonna then
pick a look, but like this, this, this, Yeah, but
he doesn't want to pick a look. Yeah. See, I'm
Eddie Vedder. I'm coming out today and I'm gonna wear
my my press boy cat. But that's what he's got,
a card that says press. Yeah, like walk straight walks,
ray right out about it?

Speaker 11 (01:20:59):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
What I'm saying, though, is you don't have to have
one look.

Speaker 12 (01:21:04):
You like to change your look up and just okay,
they make it cool, right, But all he's changing is
the hat. And he's still wearing like flannels and jeans
and T shirts, which is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Huh.

Speaker 13 (01:21:16):
If you're still rocking your hey man, I'm a nineties
grunge legend out look, then keep that put on a
baseball hat. Now, well they can ask with the stupid
other hats.

Speaker 12 (01:21:28):
Now let me ask by that logic, should Anthony Keatis
spend all of his time with no shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I don't care about Anthony Keats. Oh you're talking about
Eddi Vedder.

Speaker 13 (01:21:36):
Anthony Keatis can he can wear a poncho on stage
while the rest of them are wearing socks on their
I don't care what the red hot chili pet.

Speaker 12 (01:21:45):
I love Pearl Jam you have I see this is
a personal affront to you, It says an Eddie Vedder.

Speaker 13 (01:21:50):
I just want them to be Yeah, Pearl Jam. If
you're gonna still go out and be Pearl Jim, go
out and be Pearl Jam. If like if tomorrow you're
a big fool Fighters guy, you want to go see
food Fighters? Right, Dave Grohl comes out in a Barney costume,
and then the next night he's dressed up like a cheerleader.
And the next night, what are you supposed to be?
I mean he was a cheerleader in that video.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
You get what I'm saying. I'm an astronaut tonight, No,
you're not.

Speaker 12 (01:22:14):
I think as an artist, rob you should be able
to affect any look you want.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
But here's another one. I aoust, I go through sartorial changes.

Speaker 13 (01:22:25):
This is not doing phase. I'm not famous like Edward.
I'm maybe he should come out in a slash hat
next week. I mean that'll be his next look. He
wear a slash hat and they get the the Abraham
Lincoln hat. Let's bring back all the hats. He can
come out wearing a tuc Let's wait, what are you
gonna do next?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
Addy? Just pick a hat, wear hat.

Speaker 12 (01:22:41):
I would think you'd be more offended by these short
sleeve flannel shirts.

Speaker 13 (01:22:45):
I don't like that either, but I'm not go I
gotta pine. I gotta dig in on one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Okay, the hats. And that's where I'm digging in, dying
on the hat hill.

Speaker 13 (01:22:52):
Yeah, it's just not it's not good man. Okay, you're
Eddie Vedder. Yeah, but it's not nineteen ninety three. And
he knows that. And you've talked about maybe his Harry
has the cover. Okay, he's standing on top. Yes, hic
a look Edward, you are Eddie Vedder. You are pearl
jam God damn it right, we're a pearl jin hat.

(01:23:14):
If you have to, I don't care something speak it
one thing?

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
Could this be?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Or make it Bob Dylan esque? Could?

Speaker 12 (01:23:19):
And I know that you're some years younger than me,
but I'll lump you in with us. Could this be
because it is quite It can be jarring to see
your heroes age. No, okay, it is what I'm reading
too much into it. You're right there, you're like, just
I don't like these hats.

Speaker 13 (01:23:35):
Everybody ages. I get it, man, I'm no Spring Chicken,
none of us are. I just it's the hat. I
don't big wear a hat, big hat.

Speaker 12 (01:23:44):
Leslie loves that were ending twenty twenty five with the
cantankerous Clint Rattler.

Speaker 13 (01:23:52):
I just I should finish out talking like that with
that voice on. Yes, Eddie Vader, you got to stop
wearing that hat.

Speaker 23 (01:23:58):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
You just you don't look right. Uh huh, you don't
look right.

Speaker 13 (01:24:02):
Trying to be Bob Dylan or Indiana Jones or Slash
or Abraham Lincoln or any of them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Just go out there and be Eddie vedder Man. Put
on your ball cap. You look good in that cubby's
hat of yours. But all out there.

Speaker 12 (01:24:12):
But here's the thing, though, I would not want to
be if I were an artist of any acclaim.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
I wouldn't want to just be considered one thing. But
that's what you are. Well, what else is any better?
Considered as a singer? I don't know he's Pearl Jam.

Speaker 12 (01:24:27):
Yeah, but does that mean that you can only look
like Pearl Jam did in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Absolutely not. They're not all wearing leggings in.

Speaker 12 (01:24:33):
The tube socks anymore like they were at the height
of the grunge fashion.

Speaker 13 (01:24:36):
You know what, they're boots. You know what the rest
of the band isn't wearing. Go ask Mike McCready if
he owns an Indiana Jones hat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
I bet he does.

Speaker 13 (01:24:45):
I bet you he doesn't. Go ask Stone Gossard if
he owns a stove pipe hat. I bet you he doesn't.

Speaker 12 (01:24:52):
Look at this old picture of Mike McCready in one
of those hats a western hat.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Should as nineteen ninety two? Should he have stuck with
just that hat?

Speaker 13 (01:25:04):
It was just because he was reading the future and
he was making fun of Eddie Vedder. He's like, Oh,
I'm gonna put this thing on because you know, in
forty years, this dope's gonna be wearing this thing every
single day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Mah breaking news. Say I mean Jeff Jam to Tours
twenty twenty seconds.

Speaker 12 (01:25:17):
Jeffer Men used to wear those dopey He used to
wear those like hacky sack hats. Who did Jefferment Back
in the day when these guys were wearing leggings and
shorts and combat boots, that.

Speaker 13 (01:25:31):
Was also the look. That was the look back then. No,
it's not, No, it is not Eddie Vedder's trying to
grasp her something. It's it's it's weird, man. But can't
you set your own look?

Speaker 12 (01:25:42):
Why does he have to be relegated to how he's
quote unquote always looked.

Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
I'm not.

Speaker 13 (01:25:50):
You just don't want bad hat, just not those hats.
I'm not saying don't wear a hat. You want to
wear a hat, wear a hat, Pick a hat. Stay
with the hat. That stupid sombrero esque hat he was
wearing it that concert in New York was insane.

Speaker 12 (01:26:04):
Yeah, and all nobody cares that they sold out is
who they sold out too. If they got paid millions
to play the DNC those articles, Yeah, but they don't
get paid to play the DNC. You do that because
you're a supporter of the platform. They don't get paid
to do those I don't care the hedge fund guy
pays them.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Good for them. Yeah, great, people are dunking on him like.

Speaker 13 (01:26:24):
People have been playing private gig since the beginning of time.
First off, like, this is nothing new. This just made
the rounds because it's all over social media. Every single
one of these dudes has played a million private gigs, right,
so they.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Make their money.

Speaker 12 (01:26:37):
When Beyonce plays for Mohammed Bin Solomon, that's where people
should probably have a problem.

Speaker 13 (01:26:43):
Yes, that's not great, even though he's Trump's butt buddy
or Tom Brady going over with all those dopes to
play flag football now right, not a good look. You're
in the company of legit killers in that situation. Correct,
rob could make any or a hat made of duck
bills and feathers and send it to him.

Speaker 12 (01:27:02):
See what they're doing, the rep I sure do see
what they're doing. I see it allan, Please don't rob
On behalf of all women. Eddie Veder can wear whatever
he wants, and we still think he is sexy as hell. Sure,
sexy as hell.

Speaker 13 (01:27:13):
Taking anything away from that, he's a fantastic man who
I adore, which again, that's why I care about this.
If I didn't care about the band, to see my
comments about Anthony Keatis, if I didn't care about the band,
I wouldn't care what he wears.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
I wouldn't care what he wears on. Dad laugh at him. Oh, okay,
there's Anthony Keatis.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:27:32):
I like Eddie Vedder. I love Eddie Vedder. He's my
wife's hall pass matters Eddie Vetterers. Yeah, current version of
him or is this like the I think in perpetuity?

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Really?

Speaker 12 (01:27:43):
Yeah, she met him years ago. She worked on a
documentary of the Cubs and she worked on them. Little
bit shows up wearing that Indiana Jones had It's over.
You don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 13 (01:27:52):
I'm gonna cash in my chips today, Gwynn And he's like,
uh no, no, no, no, go put on a ball cap.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
We talked. You look at an idiot.

Speaker 12 (01:28:02):
Alan Jess is way an Aerosmith. I'm thinking the song
after finishing off that jar Hallepenos is going to be
Deuces Are Wild?

Speaker 13 (01:28:09):
How about that one he's on the phone, Deuces are
Wild by Aerosmith.

Speaker 12 (01:28:14):
Yeah, this is off the Beavis and butt Heead album.
Remember Deuces Are Well?

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:28:22):
I don't know if it was on anything else, but
it was on the Beavis and butt Head Experience that
at first CD that they did, speaking of deuces being wild?

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
Would he all this guy's got some wild deuces now
that he's retired. What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:28:38):
Nothing, I'm I'm pull erupts. Stay in your hat lane, man,
see stay in your hat lane.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
I think people should.

Speaker 12 (01:28:45):
I think it's better if you're an artist to try
something and stumble, then it sounds trite, but then to
not try it.

Speaker 13 (01:28:52):
But how long are you going to keep trying the
same damn thing. This guy's been trying hats for ten years.
Apparently apparently they work for it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
No, they don't. Maybe he has a friend who's a hatter.

Speaker 12 (01:29:03):
Maybe he has a friend who's a habit dasher, and
right next door he has a friend who's a hatter.
Maybe his friend, maybe his friend who's a hatter is
uh a loopy from the chemicals and he got Eddie
in on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
He's mad as a hatter.

Speaker 10 (01:29:19):
I listened anybody you guys are talking about. You guys
were talking about Kalipinion was in cocktails. I just did
a ten day run of the Dirty, Dirty South Carolina
down Fete up the gold Shores.

Speaker 12 (01:29:35):
He's like, speaking of hall opinions. I just did a
ten day run up there.

Speaker 14 (01:29:38):
On the.

Speaker 10 (01:29:41):
Yeah, I ate my body weight and shrimp. Yes, I
drank a vet of.

Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
Somebody made somebody made a shrimp tree at this party
I went to by the Way on Saturday night. I'd
never seen one of those before. Wellarm shrimp are cold,
cold shrimp. It was a k and shrimp tree, and
I was like, this is banana's Okay, Woody, somebody said,
Jess that you eat that jar.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
Hollopanios deuces are wild. This is going to be your
aerosmith song. So FYI L L O L And when
did you get back? Woody?

Speaker 17 (01:30:17):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:30:18):
Wood he's gone all right, I guess. I guess sometimes
you can't get rid of the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
This time.

Speaker 13 (01:30:22):
Apparently you thought I was done with him. Yeah, I
was off the Beavis and butt heeader whatever the hell
they're called Beavis and butt Head.

Speaker 14 (01:30:30):
But it had.

Speaker 12 (01:30:33):
The primus song poetry and prose. It's like the only
Primus song I like. El If John Stamos had one
of those hats, Rob would take it off with his teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
No, I would not. This is all Eddie Vedder centric. Yes, yeah,
what if Eddie Vedder wore a beret instead, then I'd
make fun of him for that. But if that was
his look, then that's his Look.

Speaker 12 (01:30:57):
What if Eddie was wearing the hat that Jess is
wearing today, Oh, man, looks like your grandmother crocheeded that
for you. Was that the one you had on last
week and it was sitting strangely because of the headphones?

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Though, yeah, yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 13 (01:31:09):
Would just say stick with it. If that's gonna be
the hat that he chooses, stick with the hat that
he chooses. Oh so, I don't like that he keeps
changing up hats and putting on worse hats. So it's
not the style. It's pick one of those and wear
that all the time. And that's your thing. If you're
gonna have a thing, have a thing. Maybe he doesn't
want a thing, but that don't wear a hat? Well,
why is that his thing?

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Bald? Be bald? It's because his stupid hats. They're bad hats. Hmm.

Speaker 13 (01:31:36):
He's replacing a bad hat with a worse hat. He
came out again. Would you send him chiny sombrero last night?
Would you send him a good hat?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
He has good hats.

Speaker 13 (01:31:45):
You see the pictures when he wears the black ball
cap or he wears the cubby's ball cap.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Look good on him. He's trying to be hipster. He's not. No,
he's not.

Speaker 12 (01:31:54):
He's the frontman for Pearl Jam. This guy does not
need bona fides. I mean he's no, he's.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Got a thing, but but his thing is becoming. He
wants to be he wants to be Bob Doyling. That's
all it is.

Speaker 13 (01:32:06):
He wants to be Bob Doyling, Bob dealing with his hats,
Eddie Vedder with his hats.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
That's all it is. He loves him, loves Bob Dylan
wants to be Bop Dylan. Get it, stop it wow, stop.
He really works us out, passionate about this. That's good though.

Speaker 13 (01:32:22):
Yeah, my guy, Bob Dylan, you don't think so. Hey,
because of the hat. I don't know's legend he wants,
That's that's part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
But Eddie has his own legend. I agree, So then
don't be somebody else's.

Speaker 14 (01:32:39):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Leslie's right. You are the cantankeris cli Rattler. Oh yeah, like.

Speaker 12 (01:32:44):
Comics, this spectacular spider Man meets the cantankeris cliit Raddler.

Speaker 13 (01:32:47):
I told you on Friday. I was done Friday. Hey,
you're getting two more days out of me here, you're
getting what you get. Seriously, just like life, you get
what you get and you don't get upset. Pally you got, Cantankeros,
clit Rattler, Robbie, You're all two days.

Speaker 12 (01:32:59):
He pays your money and it takes your chances. Hey,
you got this is what you get?

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Two days?

Speaker 12 (01:33:08):
It is Seriously, you think this is bad, wait till tomorrow.
We all got We got six hours of programming remaining.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
My friend, I'm gonna bring in the champagne, so I'll
probably be all right tomorrow. I'll bring in the Sherpet
oh good mix and the Shrimp Tree, the.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
Ellen Carr Show on one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
CARDO, what the hell is this a pervert convention?

Speaker 11 (01:33:35):
On one hundred point seven WMMS.

Speaker 12 (01:33:53):
I did something over the weekend and I need your
professional expertise.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
On the subject.

Speaker 12 (01:34:02):
Remember this song, yes, okay, This is a pretty straight
ahead cover of Don Henley's The Boys of Summer, the
very faithful cover right the band called the Ataris.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
This song is easily twenty years old.

Speaker 12 (01:34:19):
I was playing it in Pittsburgh, right, and they really
didn't do too much to it, sped it up, obviously,
made it their own, swapped out the Deadhead reference for
a black flag reference, right, yep, bringing the kids, but
a pretty good version. We were talking earlier about Judas
Priest covering Peter Green and Fleetwood Mac and really making
it their own, and again these guys didn't do too

(01:34:41):
much to it, but it's stuck around for a long time.
This gets played on the satellite channel that my daughter
likes the most. One of the women who is on
this channel a lot is a woman who was also
on terrestrial radio. She does a more music morning show
in New York. Remember the old when they flipped the

(01:35:05):
old wne W Yeah, okay, it was a long like
decades and decades long rock station in New York City.
I have an old WNW T shirt. They flipped it
to like one of these at work light stations or whatever. Right,
and she does the morning show there. Now I don't
quite understand the people who are doing terrestrial radio and satellite,

(01:35:27):
but okay, she don't work for this company, works for
another company. The band who does this is called the Ataris.
I don't know if they're still around now. In our
computer they're just referred to as Ataris.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
There's no the I heard this woman call them Ataris.

Speaker 12 (01:35:47):
Nuh uh, because I'm sure in her computer, it says
the exact same thing ataris now. I wouldn't have caught
my ear except she did the exact same thing a
couple years ago, which in my means no one is
listening to her channel, and no one who would be
in charge has told her, Hey, it's not a taris,

(01:36:09):
it's the atares. I her you did, I did, And
I sat there for a while, dude, and I was
her name's Karen.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
I'm like, I don't want to be a Karen, but
I feel like.

Speaker 12 (01:36:23):
Radio person to radio per You know, we're very big
here on this show on devotion to accuracy. Right, people
break our balls all the time when we get something wrong.
That's fine with me. I don't want to get it
wrong the next time. But over the course of two
years that I've heard this woman play this song, she
referred to them both times, and I'm sure has done

(01:36:43):
it every time she's played it, and I haven't heard
her she's referred to them as a tarus because the
is now it's the exact same thing in our computer,
there is no the yeah, So you can't really blame
her anyway, DM there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Well, how would you pronounce eagles? There's no.

Speaker 13 (01:37:01):
Then in front of that either, wells.

Speaker 12 (01:37:04):
Yeah, but I understand if you didn't know the reference,
why you'd call them ataris. She's just looking. But again,
what blew my mind was, no one has told this
woman right, No one's paying attention to what she's doing right.
And so I DMed her. I haven't heard back. She
can you see if she read it. She didn't read

(01:37:25):
it yet, No, it just says it was sent. But
I was like, hey, I go, you know my daughter
loves the channel blah blah blah. And I was trying
to be like peer to peer, but I didn't write that.
I tried to soften the blow a little bit because
I don't want to feel like a dick. But I
was like, I played this song when it was brand
new and O three and it jammed me up. Then too, right,
it didn't, but I was trying to whatever. I was like, Hey,

(01:37:47):
you just wanting to let you know because I've heard
it a few times. You were called the band ataris
and they're actually the Ataris. It's a reference obviously to
the old video game console.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
They're being cheeky. I didn't hear back from her.

Speaker 12 (01:38:00):
I don't even I think if I do it, it'll
be just like, hey, thanks, that's it, right. But again,
I was most blown away by the fact no one
has told this woman this, no one has corrected her
on this.

Speaker 13 (01:38:11):
But again, it's just proof that no one's listening, no
one's paying attention.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Well, no one in charge of the channel is paying attention,
is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 17 (01:38:19):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:38:19):
I know there's four billion channels on satellite radio one
you know, each one nicheier than the last. But I
was like, whoever's in charge of the channel hasn't told you?

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
That's wild? So anyway, so I really like agonized over.
I'm like, should I do this?

Speaker 12 (01:38:35):
Because I didn't want to be like a jag off,
So I was really kind of trying to soften.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
You can't you can't figure out tone in a DM.

Speaker 12 (01:38:43):
Yeah, but I was like, hey, I do this too,
and back in the day when the song is brand new,
it jammed me up too, and blah blah blah, just
want to let you know, FYI anyway, sound great?

Speaker 13 (01:38:51):
Jammed me up twenty five years ago when the song
came out, and I was smart enough to figure it
out twenty years ago.

Speaker 12 (01:38:57):
So well, but it was always we just had paper
logs and on the law and said the Ataris and
I could pretty much figure that out. And frankly, you
would do a little research on the band if you
didn't know about them. You think now two thousand and three,
this was pre Wikipedia. You couldn't just google them and
figure out what was going on, which you can do now,
which you can do now. But again, if no one

(01:39:18):
has corrected me, you know, I told my daughter because
I was explaining this to my daughter, and I told
her the story and I've mentioned it here before about
when I first went to Pittsburgh and the girl who
was doing overnights, there's a band out of Philly. So
they were, you know, a Pennsylvania band, and they were
starting to kind of blow up. They were called G
Love and Special Sauce. Remember G Love and Special Sauce.

(01:39:39):
They're trying to make them a big thing, kind of
in the early odds, and they were like kind of
an all funk type thing, and they were good. They
had a song called Cold Beverage that was like supposed
to be their big breakout sung G Love and special Sauce.
Our overnight girl called them Glove and special Sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Oh yeah, we had a bunch of those, and nobody
told her, and I go, hey, it's Glave.

Speaker 11 (01:40:00):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
I was most.

Speaker 12 (01:40:01):
Surprised that, being in Pittsburgh, she had never heard of
them from Philly because they did regional shows. So I go, hey,
it's not Glove and special Sauce. It's g Love and
special Sauce, even though on the log there was a
space between the g any lu. So it's kind of
I'm always I'm always amazed, And you know, I've been

(01:40:23):
accused of asking too many questions of people, but I
like information. The more I know, the less I sound stupid,
but whatever, I'm fascinated by how few questions people ask
in any area, how few questions people ask, People don't
ask follow up questions, people don't ask beginning questions.

Speaker 3 (01:40:42):
I'm always just flabbergasted by that, Doris.

Speaker 12 (01:40:47):
But again, I can't really blame her because A there's
no the and B nobody's told her.

Speaker 13 (01:40:54):
So I'm like, you know what I'm a tell her,
I wonder should know who I am? Should know who
I am? But she well, she she will when she
sees your name.

Speaker 12 (01:41:01):
And she also clearly isn't spending a lot of time
on Instagram because I sent her this Saturday night.

Speaker 13 (01:41:07):
Well, it doesn't mean she wanted to reply to it.
She may have gotten it and been liking up yours homie.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
Well she hadn't seen it. Anyway, it doesn't matter. But
I was like, am I being like a dick?

Speaker 12 (01:41:17):
I know, I would want somebody to tell me, you know,
I mean, people break our balls for the smallest things.
But double's in the details. So when somebody goes, hey, dummy,
I could do without the dummy, but you know, hey dummy,
it's this, I go cool, got it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
Thank you? Yeah, I always got mistake again.

Speaker 13 (01:41:34):
I always want to be told, like if I say
something wrong, yes to fix it, so I won't say
it wrong again. There's been a couple of times I've
mispronounced something here. I'll say a song name wrong or something,
and you'll say it, no, it's but you won't correct me.
You'll just you'll say something back, but you use the
title in the.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Right way, and I'll be like, oh right, I'm an idiot.
I'll turn my mic off real fast of it. Rob,
you stupid idiot. What was that anyone? Everybody?

Speaker 13 (01:42:02):
Yeah, Like I said, Man, there was a girl on
the radio station I started on I was driving in
the car and I heard her say, here's Rio Speedwagon.
You know, wow, it's like nineteen seven, and so there's
an R period E period, oh period in the in
the you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
It's not like it was. They weren't trying to show you.
They made it as easy as possible. Oh my god,
I never realized that what ri e oh?

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
You did not?

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
No, I didn't. I never realized, oh speed wagon. I
thought it was Rio Speedwagon, but I didn't realize R
e oh. So what did you think it was? Ario?
Why would you spell rio?

Speaker 17 (01:42:40):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:42:40):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
You thought you've never seen it in print?

Speaker 11 (01:42:42):
No I have.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
I have a key chain with it. Right you are?

Speaker 13 (01:42:46):
You're My brain is melting down when I'm listening to
the things you say. I know, right, So wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:42:51):
Hold on. You thought Ari is a word word? But
it's the letters R e oh. Yeah, Ario?

Speaker 13 (01:42:58):
Wait, but that would be re rio. I wouldn't pronounce
it like pronounce how do you pronounce rio?

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
De Jannaro? That's our rio. You don't call it ryo?

Speaker 12 (01:43:08):
Wouldn't you If you thought R e o was a word,
wouldn't you pronounce it rio like the girl did?

Speaker 13 (01:43:12):
You wouldn't if someone just wrote that word out, how
would you How would you read r e O ari
speed wagon? No?

Speaker 11 (01:43:17):
No, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
If the word was there R e o, how would
you pronounce that word Ario? Wait? How do you pronounce O?
R e o O r e oreo?

Speaker 12 (01:43:31):
And so if you take the o off, you just
figure it's Rio Ari Ario oo Ario. Why why isn't
the cookie called Ario?

Speaker 10 (01:43:40):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Why why don't you call him o Ario cookies? O
Ari ari Ari?

Speaker 12 (01:43:46):
If Ario is pronounced Ario, why isn't o Rio pronounced ario?

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Tyrish? It's Spanish like Mario's evil brother. Oh a lot
are Okay? So is it actually r dot e dot
O R e O s r e O speedwagon?

Speaker 9 (01:44:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:44:08):
There was a band many years ago called Rio speed
Dealer and they got sued and lost.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
They changed the name to speed Dealer.

Speaker 12 (01:44:14):
There was an old truck built by a company called
Ransom e Olds and they called their band r e
O Speedway. It's a terrible name for a band, ri
e O Speedwagon. They're from Illinois. They formed at the
University of Illinois, I think, or Illinois State or something
like that. So I was growing up, they had pretty
much blown up by the time I was a kid.
But they did a lot of like regional Illinois shows,

(01:44:38):
stakes Rio, all those kinds of thing.

Speaker 13 (01:44:40):
Call them whatever you want, man, But Time for Me
to Fly is one of the greatest tunes ever.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
I like Riding the Storm out live.

Speaker 16 (01:44:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:44:48):
Yeah, that's another band that could not figure out their differences,
so they just broke up.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Yep.

Speaker 13 (01:44:54):
They were getting ready to go on this huge tour
and half the guys were like no, they were suing
each other, and they were like, fine, we're I always
play them on those eighties weekends, like everybody knows them
from the Wimpy. They're ballads, by the way, just ballads.
Can't fight this feeling. Take It on the run, keep
on loving You. Those are the ballads that you know
from Ario Speedwagon. Yeah, can but like time for Time.

Speaker 12 (01:45:14):
For Me to Fly some like a huge rocks take
it on the run, run roll with the changes, just
tons of his on.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
An Ario Speedwagon cassette tape in my first car. All
of those songs were ballads. They're not that slow. Can't
fight this feeling, They're slow take it on the run.
It's like this is can't fight this feeling. I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:45:38):
A ballad.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
The ballad doesn't have to be like a waltz. I mean,
you know, no, but would yeah, prom senior prompt. You
have to keep room for the Good Lord in between
me and my data.

Speaker 8 (01:45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:45:52):
No. This came out my freshman year, so by the
time senior year came out, this is old and busted.
Maybe the new hotness was, uh, this came out when
You're eighty five?

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Right? Which song? I can't Yeah? Eighty five was high
in fidelity? I think that.

Speaker 13 (01:46:08):
No, that was eighty Take It on the Run was
eighty Can't fight this feeling was eighty four wheels are turning.
Oh okay, right, I can't fight this feeling. Eighty four
wheels are turning nineteen eighty four. Okay, I'm sorry. I
thought you said high fidelity was the album. The album
was high.

Speaker 12 (01:46:23):
I thought it was on high infidelity infidelity. They did
live aid Chevy Chase brought him out. Okay, so you
anyway real Rio Speedwagon? Okay, anyway, I DMed her and
I said, hey, it's the Atari is not a Taris,
and for good measure, I should send her a new one.
And for good measure, it's R E O speed Wagon

(01:46:44):
they're not playing that on this particular channel.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
But Mike and.

Speaker 13 (01:46:47):
Parma with another great for the day, and the Reo
speed wagon only had three wheels. Yes, oh, Mike your
rocket today fire? Oh oh Ario, oh Ario, my favorite cookies.

(01:47:15):
Mm hmm, yes, you're a trip h Thanks.

Speaker 17 (01:47:20):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (01:47:20):
I did used to think, uh, Taurus was Tarsus.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
That reminds me, Wait what the car?

Speaker 11 (01:47:26):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:47:26):
Uh, well I guess, but like the zodiac sign. Yeah,
that's same as the car Taurus the bull. You thought
it was Tarsus. Yeah, and I would say that no
one corrected me for a really long time.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
Well that's just because you like saw it in a
way that you thought it was. Well, people would be like,
what's your zodiac sign? I'm like, I'm a Tarsus. Well
I'm okay, so where's the extra s?

Speaker 13 (01:47:47):
I don't know, or was it just the way you
were just you were reading it at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:47:51):
I don't think.

Speaker 15 (01:47:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:47:52):
I just thought you your zodiac sign not old enough
to know that it wasn't Tarsus Tarsa Yeah, no, I
know it's Taurus. Now it's also a car.

Speaker 14 (01:48:03):
And a gun.

Speaker 3 (01:48:03):
How long had it been that you called it Tarsus.

Speaker 9 (01:48:06):
Probably a couple of years, and then Taurus a car,
and I called it a Tarsus, and I think that's
when I got corrected.

Speaker 13 (01:48:13):
So wait a minute, time, hold, I drive a Tarsus
because I drove a Taurus. But I drove a Taurus.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
Yeah, wait a minute.

Speaker 13 (01:48:20):
But so that means it was into like your teenage
in twenties when you were still calling it a tarsus.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
No, I was like seventeen eighteen, so.

Speaker 13 (01:48:30):
When you're in your teenage years, almost your twenties.

Speaker 12 (01:48:32):
Yeah, I am trying so hard to fight off the
constant Texters calling just the new pound cake. I'm fighting
so hard against this. She's not making it easy.

Speaker 13 (01:48:48):
I almost like pard of Me's like, are we getting punked?
I'm like, is this a is she joking?

Speaker 9 (01:48:54):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
Tarsus chess? How does Jess pronounce the color r e ed?

Speaker 16 (01:49:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Red Reid?

Speaker 8 (01:49:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
Yeah, yeah, I like Rid Speedwagon. They're really good. I
can't Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:49:12):
I could just see her at the BMV. You're registering
a vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
Yes, what do you have?

Speaker 13 (01:49:17):
I have a nineteen ninety seven Ford Tarsus. Excuse me, yeah,
Ford Tarsus. What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:49:24):
It's my car? Out there. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah,
it's a Ford Taurus. That's when everything changed. Oh, I've
been saying it wrong all this time. No one told me.

Speaker 12 (01:49:34):
Alan, you're an idiot. See the devotion accuracy that I'm
talking about. G Love's album cole Beverage was ninety four. Wow,
so I must remember that from college, not from alternative radio. Okay, anyway,
we were still playing it in like ninety nine and
she called him glove. Alan also devotion accuracy. As a
Pittsburgh bureau chief, we don't recognize Philadelphia as part of Pennsylvania.

(01:49:57):
Well that's on you, that's not on them. You know,
people go, what do they really think about us? They don't.
That's how you know you're on the losing side. G
Love gonna be at the Kent Stage in January. There
you go a lot of people also asking me this girl.
I tell, are you sure she's not Ai?

Speaker 3 (01:50:14):
She's not Ai. She's a real woman.

Speaker 12 (01:50:15):
She does a morning show for another company in New York,
and she's also on satellite.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
I respect you for not blowing her up. I would
have said her name.

Speaker 12 (01:50:24):
No, I mean it doesn't matter. Yeah, No, I mean
I could. I mean, she's how I love radio people
more successful to me. But she uh yeah, but I
have not heard back. And if I don't, that's fine too.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
She'll see it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:41):
Ellen.

Speaker 12 (01:50:42):
We had customers tell us they drove a Pontiac Ghoulie.
The car in question was actually the Pontiac six thousand
l e.

Speaker 13 (01:50:53):
I how it broke my brain. I'm trying to figure
out what are they. It's like spelling boobies on your calculator. Yeah,
eight zero zero eight Pontiac Goolie. I love it, the Goolies.
Wow r ed speed cray on. Somebody offers.

Speaker 12 (01:51:11):
Hey, Leslie, Hi boys, Hi, Leslie already checked in in
the texted ay Rob saying you're the cantankerous clit rattler
and she's so happy that we're closing out twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:51:22):
That with that iteration of you.

Speaker 24 (01:51:25):
Oh, and if you could just continue to drop your
voice like that and turn this into the splash zone
for the rest of the year, I would really.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
Christ and.

Speaker 24 (01:51:37):
Alan Daddy Cox at the Capital D the way that
you cleaned up in that photo on Saturday Night Chef's Kiss,
how about.

Speaker 14 (01:51:43):
That, right, you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
Zaddy?

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
Let's you're away.

Speaker 24 (01:51:48):
From the Poundcake character I'm trying to keep a professional here.

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
No, I mean I'm saying born you know, yeah, all right,
thank you? Yeah, No, I clean up good.

Speaker 24 (01:51:56):
Few things. Number one, I really love and appreciate how
nice you are to dress, because she mispronounces something and
you're trying to just figure it out with her. I
mispronounced something, whether to be funny or because it's a
genuine mispronunciation, and I get mercilessly made fun of by
my husband and Bill Squier. For instance, I said, of
evoca do just to be funny, I know it's avocado,

(01:52:18):
and my husband made fun of me and says, well,
and now you have your evocados and you're avoca, don'ts Anyway,
the whole point, when my daughter.

Speaker 12 (01:52:24):
Was older, as a goof, we would say avocado and
it just when she was like ten or eleven, she
knew it was wrong, but we would say it because
I don't if her friends are saying it or what.

Speaker 13 (01:52:33):
But she would just howl and that made me laugh.
And so to this day I say a vocado with her.
Well we do too, because it was in that video
there was a free shavaka do oh I don't know that?

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 13 (01:52:44):
Was on like an advertisement, and it was the way
that they spelled it. There was a break the guys
and we.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
Have free show free shavaka do okay.

Speaker 24 (01:52:51):
Yeah, but the whole point of this call you were
talking about bands doing covers of songs that they kind
of make it into their own. Billie Eilish never really
scratches were I itch? However, I really love the guest
on Anthem.

Speaker 3 (01:53:02):
And they did a cover of her song Oceanized that.

Speaker 24 (01:53:05):
Is like really deep heavy rock and roll, and I
fell in love with that song. Give it a consider.
But I did want to go and tell you guys, hey,
thank you so much for twenty twenty five. It's been
a whale of a year.

Speaker 11 (01:53:16):
I love you guys.

Speaker 24 (01:53:17):
Have a great holiday season and.

Speaker 3 (01:53:18):
Have a happy new year. O you two lastlie, thank
you love you too.

Speaker 5 (01:53:21):
Have you bye nice.

Speaker 12 (01:53:23):
There's remember when Orgy did Blue Monday. They didn't do
a bad job. I like this Jay Gordon and those Yeah,
Orgie was all right for a minute. But again, if
you have a massive hit with somebody else's song, that's
gotta be weird because on one hand, you're like cool.
People are paying attention to us. We hope they liked
our songs. Yeah, you know, and they did. They liked
Orgy for a while. I call them Orgie, and they've

(01:53:45):
got our program director upset. I say, well, at least
it's not Glove and special Sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
Yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 12 (01:53:54):
You know I'm keeping this dossier on Jeff Jeff unjuess.
I'm not even sure how to write this up. Well,
I started with Rio Ario Ario, Ario Speedwagon.

Speaker 13 (01:54:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
I don't know, all right, but now you know, right
the cookie reference is my favorite oh Ario, Oh Ario,
my favorite cookie. The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 5 (01:54:19):
On one hundred point seven called the Allan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
Is that what you want to do?

Speaker 8 (01:54:26):
Think about it?

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Alan once divorced in them broken two.

Speaker 11 (01:54:32):
Six seven eight one double oh seven or one eight
hundred three four eighty.

Speaker 5 (01:54:36):
One double oh seven?

Speaker 17 (01:54:47):
Rob, how about those goddamn Chicago Bears.

Speaker 8 (01:54:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 12 (01:54:52):
Yes, man, I can because they've been killing it. But
it was this Browns team, so yes, you can believe it.
I wasn't able to go home for the game. I
had a couple of friends there that were like, bro,
it's like eight degrees on this brutal, Like, yeah, why
would anybody do this? For this game, so I would

(01:55:16):
kind of check in occasionally. Jesus thirty one to three.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Did you see the video that did they show up?

Speaker 6 (01:55:22):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:55:24):
No, no, they didn't show up. Damn Did you see
the video of the guy opening the soda?

Speaker 11 (01:55:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
Is it RC cola? They serve there, ARCI Cola.

Speaker 12 (01:55:32):
Well, that's where they serve at brown Stadium, Okay, RCI Colas.

Speaker 13 (01:55:35):
I want to say it was an RC Cola. Okay,
But they open it and it instantly freezes. That's how
cold it was. And by the time they went to
pour it into the cup, it was already slush. They
just squeezed the cup or the bottle. Oh here it is, yeah, somebody,
it's out of the bottle, Harry. Yeah, let me instantly
freezes that. That's when you know it's too damn cold
to be at a football game.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
And there's versus.

Speaker 12 (01:55:57):
Browns's opening the bottle there and it freezes in the
bottle at the top.

Speaker 8 (01:56:03):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (01:56:03):
Yeah, Well, it's tries to pour it out nice and slushy.

Speaker 13 (01:56:07):
Nothing for the Browns worked yesterday passing game one hundred
and forty two yards fifty yards rushing.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
It was just abysmal.

Speaker 23 (01:56:15):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
This has to be it. Stefanski has to be done.
I mean, I googled it and I was like, you've
got to be kidding me.

Speaker 13 (01:56:22):
They're gonna let him finish the year. But there's no way,
no way, he's back next year.

Speaker 16 (01:56:27):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:56:27):
Cleveland hadn't even scored at the half. Yeah, so yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:56:32):
But boy, and it's kind of like it's something I
can really celebrate as a Bears fan. I mean, I'll
celebrate the wins because they're having a great season, but
I'm like, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:56:44):
Yeah, it's just it's bad. It's just And then next
week the Bills come to town.

Speaker 12 (01:56:48):
Whoever did the write up for Cleveland dot com. The
article said winners and losers from the Browns thirty one
to three loss of the Bears. I'm like, I think
it's pretty self evident loser. Yeah, what could you possibly
be filling up those column inches with.

Speaker 13 (01:57:03):
So you've got You've got the Bills home or here
in Cleveland next week, right then the Steelers come to town.

Speaker 3 (01:57:10):
Then they have to go to Cincinnati. They're going to
lose the elet The next three.

Speaker 12 (01:57:14):
Bills were in the news because some of their players
were like right near that shooting at Brown University.

Speaker 13 (01:57:18):
Well, they locked they got them locked down. They were
because they played the Patriot beat the Patriots. Oh my god,
that's a whole other thing that made me want to
throw up there. Yeah, blew a twenty one point lead.

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
Yeah, also shows you that Josh Allen's the best quarterback
in football.

Speaker 13 (01:57:30):
But I digress. Yeah, they got locked down in their
hotel because the shooting at Brown. They couldn't leave, not
one of them. They were all locked in.

Speaker 12 (01:57:37):
He didn't wife up that Hailey Steinfeld because he's a
good looking.

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
God got her pregnant. They're having a baby.

Speaker 12 (01:57:42):
Yeah, he's the Why are they paying him like two
hundred and forty million dollars or something?

Speaker 3 (01:57:45):
I don't know, but he is a stud boy. He's
a hell of a football player.

Speaker 9 (01:57:51):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (01:57:51):
The Kansas City chieves not in the playoffs for the
first time in over a decade is what Mahomes was hurt.

Speaker 13 (01:57:58):
Mahomes towards ACL. I mean, that's not why the team
they had a rough year, But that's not going to
help them win out.

Speaker 8 (01:58:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:58:05):
Without my Homes, they're in trouble. So yeah, now they're
they're eliminated anyway. But yeah, Gardner Minshew was their backup.
I don't even think I realized he was their backup.
I thought he was still with Las Vegas. The last
I remember him, I thought he was in with the
Panthers or Jaguars.

Speaker 12 (01:58:22):
Jaguars, he'd been around, right, He played for the Eagles
for two seconds, played for the Colts at least practice
with him.

Speaker 3 (01:58:28):
I don't know. So they are sixteen thirteen.

Speaker 13 (01:58:32):
Gardner Minshew had the best T shirt I ever saw
made though, because when he first came out, Remember he
had the big mustache. Ye look like a seventies like
Uncle Rico points. Yeah it said, it said Gardner Minshew,
chucking bombs and f and moms, and I was like
in games too, so well, yeah, but that was you

(01:58:53):
know again, they were loving them in Florida at that time.

Speaker 3 (01:58:55):
Yeah, second down fifteen and man it is good. It's
picked off and the Chargers are gonna win and not
the Chiefs out of.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
The playoffs first time in eleven seasons. The Chiefs will
not be in the playoffs. Did that guy say chiefs?

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
I don't think. Boy, it sounded like he said chiefs.
I think it was.

Speaker 12 (01:59:23):
If this dumb crap of mind starts taking off. It's
sure sounded like he said.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
First time in eleven seasons, the Chiefs will.

Speaker 3 (01:59:34):
Not there was an It sure sounds like Chieves there
was an f there. Chief.

Speaker 12 (01:59:44):
Our buddy Mike Cousins does play by play for ESPN
and Charlotte, and he has kindly dropped a handful of
show references into his play by play. Here's him calling
some basketball a couple of weeks back, but last.

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
Year and only on New York three four at Wagner.

Speaker 13 (02:00:00):
College, and then his freshman had sophomore years at Monroe College.

Speaker 3 (02:00:06):
He ever watched the show teed night on ABC Too
Close for Comfort.

Speaker 13 (02:00:09):
We were in and he would come into the room
and address his daughter's and then the guy loud him Monroe.

Speaker 3 (02:00:17):
Monroe, Monroe, Monroe, Monroe.

Speaker 14 (02:00:20):
Well.

Speaker 12 (02:00:20):
He threw another one in football game. He was calling
a wide receiver named Terrence Carter. Oh, boy, got a
good one off time out Texas Tech. They're going to
be coming over to the sideline.

Speaker 11 (02:00:31):
Saying Terrence Carter, Terrence Carter, Oh shoot terror, good fortune
on that play.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
Oh man, I love it.

Speaker 23 (02:00:41):
She's not calling Monday, she said, Clais come claiz Co Claiaz.

Speaker 3 (02:00:48):
Come Claire's cotton.

Speaker 8 (02:00:54):
The other night.

Speaker 5 (02:00:55):
That was stoking my woman.

Speaker 3 (02:00:57):
Well it got so good to hell.

Speaker 8 (02:01:00):
You know what she told me. Let me tell you
what she told him. She said, but.

Speaker 21 (02:01:13):
You can stick you.

Speaker 12 (02:01:16):
Clarence Carter is a blind guy, right, Clarence Carter, he
doesn't know what he's She could have handed him a
bowl of liver.

Speaker 13 (02:01:22):
He didn't know what the hell is going on over there.
That came up in the summer when we were off,
Yeah it did, dude, I forgot how I put it there.
It didn't come up. I put it there when you
when you were talking as the guy in the crowd,
the one guy answering everything. He said, I forgot how
funny that was. Man was laughing again.

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
Well because his whole song.

Speaker 13 (02:01:43):
On the back seat of Right to the Car, You're like, no,
just answering every question as a guy in the crowd.

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
That that got me right where I itch?

Speaker 9 (02:01:54):
Have you?

Speaker 17 (02:01:56):
Well you.

Speaker 3 (02:01:59):
Oh yeah, A long time ago?

Speaker 23 (02:02:04):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (02:02:07):
Oh yeah, well yeah, I love see. I'm the guy
in the audience's answer. He's just trying to get through
the song. I sure have Yeah, you go ahead, you
tell him.

Speaker 8 (02:02:23):
And the police came it shan this lying.

Speaker 3 (02:02:26):
Yeah, I haven't made how you get it? That was great,
but thank you. My cousin's on there in Charlotte. There
was a I shared it.

Speaker 13 (02:02:34):
There was a great meme that because I always talk
about Chris collins Worth being up the chiefs asses, especially Mahomes,
And it was that scene at the end of Godfather
three when Michael Corleone's sorry to ruin the movie for
anybody who hasn't seen it from nineteen ninety, when his
daughter gets shot and he freaks out and he's screaming
into the air.

Speaker 3 (02:02:53):
That's what it said.

Speaker 13 (02:02:54):
It said Patrick Mahomes tears his a c l and
it shows and it says Chris collins Worth and it's
that scene of him scream.

Speaker 8 (02:03:04):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:03:05):
I mean I said spoiler alert first, so I hope
that covered it.

Speaker 12 (02:03:08):
By the way, he speaking of movies, I did post
a clip and there are play I'm going around Rob
Ryiner after just this ghastly way that he and his
wife met their end the clip of him cursing because
I forgot it's from Wolf of Wall Street. I forgot
he was the dad in Wolf of Wall Street and
he's just f bombs.

Speaker 3 (02:03:26):
Who's calling this house on a Tuesday night.

Speaker 12 (02:03:27):
I'm trying to watch the f An Equalizer and he's
just f bombs left to right.

Speaker 3 (02:03:31):
He picks on the phone. Hello, he was great man.

Speaker 12 (02:03:35):
Wolf of Wall Street has the Guinness World Record for
the most instances of cursing an emotion picture. Really remember
back in the day was Scarface. I think Wolf of
Wall Street uses the F word five hundred and sixty
nine times.

Speaker 3 (02:03:49):
Nine times. That's because it's nine hours long.

Speaker 12 (02:03:52):
Yes, but like see you next Tuesday three times.

Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
He I don't even know if I can say that.
I don't think I can say that.

Speaker 12 (02:04:00):
Which one g t w A, oh yeah, yeah, yeah twice,
f Face once my personal favorite, and Prick four times.
Goodfellas in Casino where the previous record holders, along with
Menace to Society remember that one.

Speaker 3 (02:04:16):
I wonder when us to Society.

Speaker 13 (02:04:18):
I wonder what it would be if it were just
based on the length and the amount of cursing in
the movie, because I think the Wolf of Wall Street
wins because it's so long.

Speaker 12 (02:04:27):
Well, you know, they have to you have a global
audience for these films, right, and so when they edited
Wolf of Wall Street for the Saudi market, like the
United Arab Emirates four minutes long. They cut forty five
minutes out of that movie, and so, you know, so

(02:04:49):
people over there are like, why are we showing this
at all. It's like when they used to run The
Exorcist on network television. I mean the very first time
I ever saw the Exorcist, you know, because I grew
up Catholic, and so you're terrified as a kid because
you believe all this hooey that it could happen. But
I just remember we were at my grandmother's. In their
infinite wisdom, CBS ran The Exorcist over Christmas, which in

(02:05:12):
retrospect I think is hilarious. But Exorcists came out in
seventy three. It was on network television, probably eighty or
eighty one. We were at my grandmother's and we were kids.
We'd go to my grandma's for a week for Christmas.
We would straddle Christmas in New Year's so we were
the whole time. And there was like a Saturday night
or a Friday night or something they were showing The

(02:05:34):
Exorcist on network television, and that edit freaked me the
f out. I couldn't sleep for a month when I
saw that. I didn't see The Exorcist again until I
was in college and I told my girlfriend at the time,
I go, hey, can we watch the Exorcist? And I'm like,
I've never seen the whole thing. But in retrospect, I'm like, Jesus,

(02:05:57):
was that Network TV edit thirty five minutes long out
of all the stuff they had to cut out or
dub over or whatever, right, was.

Speaker 13 (02:06:04):
The one movie my father refused to watch. He could
not could not get past everything that was happening.

Speaker 12 (02:06:10):
Again, in retrospect, I mean when I watched it in college,
obviously I was seventeen or eighteen years old, and I'm like, oh,
this isn't bad at all. This is like a cartoon practically, right,
I thought it was still going to freak me out
because my one exposure to it until then had been
when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (02:06:26):
And now I love that movie.

Speaker 12 (02:06:28):
I mean, you know, every time they put out a
new version of that movie on DVD, I'll buy it,
and there's a great documentary about the making of it.

Speaker 3 (02:06:35):
And you know, because they didn't have all the technology
they have now.

Speaker 13 (02:06:37):
Yeah, I don't know why. It was just something he
I don't know if it was the subject matter or what.
But he would not watch that movie.

Speaker 3 (02:06:43):
Man, Well it was.

Speaker 12 (02:06:45):
It was shot so well and so gritty that it
was almost like cinema verite for people who believed in
that stuff, you know. So years later, obviously, when I
kind of got my head on straight and set all
that nonsense aside, I.

Speaker 3 (02:06:56):
Was like, this movie's great. But as a kid, like Jesus, yes,
so yeah, Wolf of Wall Street.

Speaker 12 (02:07:02):
And by the way, they put out La County Sheriff
or somebody whoever's in charge of that investigation. LA Police
Department put out his statement earlier today that his son
is being held without bond because they said he is
quote responsible for the deaths of his dad and his mother.
So clearly Nick Reiner said, I did this. Rob Reiner's

(02:07:24):
wife stabbed to death in their home on Sunday. The
initial reports that he was being held on four million
dollars bail, and my thought was that's a lot of money,
but I wouldn't think easy to come any bail. Yeah,
and he is being held without bail. And so he
has had a long history of struggles with addiction and
homelessness and a very tumultuous relationship with his dad and

(02:07:44):
One of the reports was that he and his dad
had gotten into a very loud argument at Conan O'Brien's
Christmas party on Saturday night. Now, whether or not that's true,
you know, in the initial blush of these kinds of
stories and investigations, you kind of have to take everything
with a grain of salt. But the LAPD there media Division,
because they have to have one, they put a thing
out that said that they've got Nick Steiner nick Reiner sorry,

(02:08:07):
and that he is responsible for those deaths. Thirty two
year old son of Robert and Michelle Reiner booked for
murder and remanded with NOBIL. So yeah, terrible for the family,
terrible for friends. I mean Rob Reiner, a friend of
mine who is a retired air talent in radio, lives

(02:08:30):
in Vegas and he's just an old hippie and he
texted me, did you see what Trump said?

Speaker 3 (02:08:34):
And I was like, I don't want to see what
Trump said.

Speaker 12 (02:08:38):
Now I did look, but I'm like, I don't want
to see because it doesn't matter what he said. Right,
He's just a rotten human being, and there's nothing he's
going to say that anybody is gonna go, Oh, there's
a measured take. Oh, there's an interesting Oh, I hadn't
looked at it that way. He's just a rotten, horrible

(02:09:01):
human being, just devoid of any quality that you would
look at as a person and go, oh, that's like
a living, breathing, sentient human being. And so I was like,
I don't know why anybody would be shocked at that.
It's it's par for the course. It's utterly unnecessary. Nobody
was wondering what his thoughts were, nobody was waiting for

(02:09:23):
him to weigh in.

Speaker 13 (02:09:26):
But I just I don't know why that was necessary,
you know what I mean, Like, I get it. He's
always I know, he says something.

Speaker 12 (02:09:34):
He wants people to talk about him, to stop talking
about him being a pedophile. So he's going to go
in any direction he possibly can. But you know, there
were people commenting like, oh, mister, I expect more from you.

Speaker 3 (02:09:44):
You do who are you?

Speaker 12 (02:09:48):
You're a You're a human being in the United States
of America. Who expects more from this guy? What are
you talking about? But in the I mean, there doesn't
matter what the context is, he doesn't matter. You can
count on this guy to be the utterly worst version
of any person walking around in any given situation, you

(02:10:09):
can count on him to do the worst thing that
you can.

Speaker 3 (02:10:13):
And he's in charge of the country.

Speaker 13 (02:10:14):
Yeah, I mean he could have just left it with
two sentences without all of the middle, Like it's just
not necessary. He just got into Trump derangement syndrome and
made it all about himself. A very sad thing happened
last night in Hollywood. Why not just go may Robin
Michel rest in peace the way that he closes, Like,
why go through the whole thing in the middle with
a once very talented movie durrection and help himself?

Speaker 3 (02:10:36):
Just why he's because I get a lot of those you.

Speaker 12 (02:10:39):
Know, mag of people who listen to this show or whatever.
I'll get those TDS texts, and I go. The irony
is clearly utterly lost on all of you. That Trump
derangement syndrome is defending a guy no matter what he does.
It's not people who are critical of him. Those people
are patriots. But even Trump derangement syndrome is among people
who are Trump supporter, people who it does not matter

(02:11:02):
what he does. I know that Marjorie Taylor Green has
strayed from the MAGA stuff, but even she shared it.
But that's fake too, like all these like yeah, maga
turning on Trump, ohther or not. No, she said it
is a family tragedy, not about polocks or or political
lem No, listen, but that would be true no matter
who said it. I'm just talking about people.

Speaker 11 (02:11:23):
Go.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
All of his defenders are turning them.

Speaker 16 (02:11:25):
Oh they not.

Speaker 12 (02:11:26):
I don't, yeah, tell you, but anyway, my money in Vegas.
He's one of these guys where that kind of stuff
makes his head explode. And I'm like, yeah, it's it.
Why I just don't see. I don't worry about it. Man,
You're not going to change anything. And it's you know,
it's I probably could have I probably could have guessed
what he said.

Speaker 3 (02:11:43):
And uh kind of nailed that on the head.

Speaker 13 (02:11:46):
But it's just not the time. I mean, if you
want to rip on people, you want to do what
you do, Like that's what he's known for. At this point,
it's like it's everything is a roast with him.

Speaker 3 (02:11:55):
But like why now? Like why right then?

Speaker 5 (02:11:57):
And there?

Speaker 3 (02:11:58):
Do you get into this?

Speaker 12 (02:11:59):
He's got nothing else. I mean, he's not running the government.
I mean he's not doing anything that benefits the electorate.
There's no policies, right, so that's why he's like weighing
in on Netflix and Rob Ryan.

Speaker 3 (02:12:12):
He's not doing anything else.

Speaker 13 (02:12:13):
But Donald Trump won or will continue to win, not
not obviously in this particular case, but he won based
on people who kind of sit in the middle that
aren't necessarily mega, right, Why would you push people like
that away? Because that's who he's pissing off in these
type of cases. Now again, I know that he can't
he can't run again. I don't know what that means,
but I know that that means as of right now,

(02:12:35):
he can't run again. So why isolate and push away
the people that support you with things like that when
all you have to do is keep your mouth shut?

Speaker 3 (02:12:41):
Well, that's a measured thought.

Speaker 12 (02:12:42):
That would be a measured rational thought by somebody who
was putting electoral politics at the forefront of their decision
making process.

Speaker 3 (02:12:50):
He has none of that.

Speaker 12 (02:12:51):
He doesn't know how government works. He is utterly incurious
about any of it. And so you're gonna get blah
blah blah. Anyway, But yeah, my friend send it to me,
or he didn't send it to me.

Speaker 3 (02:13:02):
He goes, did you see? And I go, I looked.

Speaker 12 (02:13:04):
Because we're in the business of knowing things and discussing them.
But I was like, there's zero percent of this that's surprising.

Speaker 13 (02:13:10):
Oh, I don't know that it's Yeah, I mean I
agree with you. I don't know that it's surprising.

Speaker 3 (02:13:14):
I will say, you know, I'm not someone who particularly
cares for him all that much, but I will say
it's disappointing when those opportunity moments happen and he doesn't
capitalize on them.

Speaker 12 (02:13:27):
Right, I guess that's when he could pull people. Again,
you're on the fringe again. I don't It wouldn't matter
to me who the president was. Whatever they said about
Rob Reiner's death is not going to like move the
needle on anything. It's just most people would expect that
a person that position wouldn't that it would go in

(02:13:48):
a different direction.

Speaker 14 (02:13:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13:50):
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (02:13:51):
It's just and again, even just for like his stuff,
it's surprising that you take that moment to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:13:57):
Andy and Cincinnati, Hey man, how you doing. What's up? Andy?

Speaker 8 (02:14:05):
Not much at all?

Speaker 14 (02:14:06):
How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (02:14:06):
Good?

Speaker 2 (02:14:09):
So I just have a question, like I agree with
some of your points, but like to call the human
that is the leader of the free world the most
toxic human of all time. Can't possibly do it. That
might be overstepping a little bit, might be turning off
the forty million people that voted for him.

Speaker 3 (02:14:28):
Don't care, yes, saying I don't care? Okay, Well a
well Andy, Andy, what do you see? Andy?

Speaker 7 (02:14:34):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:14:35):
Andy? What is your favorite policy of his?

Speaker 2 (02:14:39):
My favorite call? Oh, deporting people absolutely, illegals that came here.

Speaker 3 (02:14:43):
That's di belie. That's but that's but that's not what
they're doing, my favorite call. But that's not how they're doing, Andy,
are they're studying them home. They're sending people who.

Speaker 12 (02:14:51):
Have no contrya thank you, Andy, They're sending people who
have no criminal record whatsoever. They're pulling you at United
States citizens out of their cars. Don't give me the
deporting thing. I understand why people would vote for that
policy as he described it on the campaign trail. That's
not what's going on. You know that, Andy, You know that.

(02:15:15):
Thank you Andy for the call. I appreciate it.

Speaker 11 (02:15:18):
Allen cor show on one, Clevelanders are damn proud of
their city.

Speaker 5 (02:15:28):
Come on, you were born here, he moved here.

Speaker 3 (02:15:32):
This is a man that has endured real torture in
a foreign setting.

Speaker 5 (02:15:36):
So who's the real hero.

Speaker 23 (02:15:37):
I would hope people would listen to our heroes.

Speaker 3 (02:15:41):
Ali Cox on w MMS.

Speaker 5 (02:16:07):
Home just pracy precent.

Speaker 22 (02:16:18):
You will guess little.

Speaker 3 (02:16:22):
When you hate how much cursing in this one robe.

Speaker 5 (02:16:30):
Why the Christmas Tree have a happy.

Speaker 13 (02:16:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:16:41):
How ironic that the a c DC Brenda mash Up
would exclude her filthy, filthy mouth from that o G
song of hers fucking would do some cattle the word.
Even the guys, even the young brothers and Bond Scott

(02:17:03):
would not see fit. I think the great Bill McClintock
put that together. Filthy language, filthy, filthy. It was just
before Thanksgiving a couple of years ago that we had
our friend Peter Billingsley on the show. He's, of course,
most famously around these parts ralthy from a Christmas Story,
and he was in town doing like a Christmas Story
Live or some kind of theater production, and he is

(02:17:25):
coming back to do it. So he's going to call
the show tomorrow and we are going to talk to
him about that and evening with Peter Billingsley and a
Christmas Story. He's doing only a handful of dates for this,
and one of them is at the Canton Palace Theater
and it's Sunday, December the twenty first, so that would
be this Sunday. That's this Sunday. Yeah, yeah, this isn't okay. Yeah,

(02:17:51):
seven o'clock. Peterbillingsley tour dot com. You want tickets or whatever.
So I told I was talking to see Burner over
the weekend and their boys, and I said, yeah, I'm
calling in. I said, but literally, I'm doing two live
shows and then I'm gone. So I'm like, if you
can call. And I was talking to Peter this morning.
I said, if you can call, man, we'll let people
know because we were still in the street side studio

(02:18:12):
when he was on the show last and it was
a lot of fun talking to him. So he will
call in tomorrow. Peter Billingsley and a Christmas Story. The
live thing is going to happen Sunday night at the
Canton Palace Theater, seven o'clock show. So look into that
if you're a big fan of a Christmas Story, because

(02:18:33):
it's a good time. Did you see the email I
sent you. Eric sent us a couple of photos. I
got himself a couple of seats from when they were
selling them from the was that the renovation of progressive field?

Speaker 3 (02:18:48):
Is that what they're from? I think so the great
seat number.

Speaker 12 (02:18:51):
Maybe the Jake I don't know, he got seats six
and seven six seven and wonders if he should auction
them off.

Speaker 14 (02:19:01):
What she to do?

Speaker 3 (02:19:02):
Right now is the time to do it.

Speaker 13 (02:19:03):
If you're going to wait for the six seven market
to peak, yeah, right now is your time.

Speaker 3 (02:19:10):
I can't I was just talking to somebody about it
over the weekend. I can't believe it's still around. I
can't believe sixty seven is still around.

Speaker 8 (02:19:19):
Anyway.

Speaker 12 (02:19:19):
I mentioned this before the break I heard from Wan
because I was I was dying when you were talking
about the kids singing in the shower last week, there
was a kid whose mom recorded him in the shower
and he was singing my Wieners in the Rain. Right,
wasn't that the song? Let me see if I can
find the original clip Wier's in the Rain. Well, I

(02:19:45):
don't know what day that was, but he was. You know,
she's like a hashtag boy mom life.

Speaker 3 (02:19:52):
I hate one of those. It's fine.

Speaker 13 (02:19:53):
I mean, you know, if you're at home and you
know one of these moms in Nashville living in a
pottery barn house with her a boots and whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:20:01):
You know, their whole side hustle is doing that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 12 (02:20:07):
Wan did an Ai song and his prompts were to
kind of make it like a New Jack nineties R
and B vibe Wiener in.

Speaker 7 (02:20:15):
The rains, Sachi lame.

Speaker 12 (02:20:40):
Because no one else I can blame because my Wiener's
in the rain.

Speaker 3 (02:20:49):
It's actually really good. I do like that nineties R
and B, like New Jack vibe. You know me Sweat?
You guys do any Keith Sweat Jess with Succi roll,
I don't know who Keith Sweat.

Speaker 13 (02:21:00):
Geez, how about you don't do you don't do nobody
nobody He's sweat.

Speaker 3 (02:21:09):
God damn.

Speaker 12 (02:21:10):
You gotta get some Keith Sweat in the alone, right, Oh,
come on? I know everybody loves Twisted from Keith Sweat
and a short lived girl group called Cut Clothes that
he was managing.

Speaker 3 (02:21:28):
But remember the movie.

Speaker 12 (02:21:31):
Boomerang with Eddie Murphy that was like the embodiment of
Keith Sweat music. I don't know how old Keith Sweat
is now, but he was one of these brothers that
had like the close crop.

Speaker 3 (02:21:43):
Fade and he had the.

Speaker 13 (02:21:54):
You gotta work this into the setlistes, Yet you.

Speaker 12 (02:21:59):
Want to bar in Minneapolis to be full of like
sweaty guys at the bar getting all excited.

Speaker 5 (02:22:06):
Off.

Speaker 3 (02:22:08):
This was back when sex was used as a verb.
Remember Keith sweating These guys hook and sex you like me?
No bad, you gotta work and then the girl comes in.
That's that would be you? Oh perfect, so commd Oh

(02:22:29):
what a great goddamn song.

Speaker 12 (02:22:30):
Anyway, Hey, that's what Wiener in the Rain reminds me
of Keith Sweat, although this might be more like boys
to men right end of the road es. Yeah, yeah,
Wiener at the end of the road. I don't care
for that as much.

Speaker 11 (02:22:50):
But.

Speaker 3 (02:22:56):
It's like nice night driving music. Yeah, put on some
vapor wave and put on some Weiner in the rain,
smooth drive alright.

Speaker 12 (02:23:08):
Anyway, it probably wouldn't You're probably right.

Speaker 3 (02:23:11):
You would know best.

Speaker 12 (02:23:11):
That probably wouldn't work very smoothly into your set list.
Alfully did it in a mashup? Maybe I was reading
a thing about even people who are trying to read
give up, and you know, and I'm one of those people.
I try not to give up. I read more this year.

(02:23:34):
I'm not prone to new year's resolutions. But one kind
of thing I did put in the back of my
mind at the beginning of this year was I genuinely
wanted to read more. Now I'm not quite sure why,
because in a part of me is like, well, I
want to stuff as much information as I can in
my brain before I die, and then I go why why?
But kind of keep your brain flexible. Right we're talking

(02:24:00):
celebrities who died. It's very important to me to mention
that today is also the anniversary of the death of
the great Christopher Hitchins, who died back in twenty twelve,
and that's one of those books that I've read a
handful of times. He's got a lot of books, but
he has one called Letters to a Young Contrarian and
he just reread that. The article is reading is that
most people who read quit almost immediately. So it's almost

(02:24:25):
it's the byproduct of no matter how hard you try,
our brains to some degree are being rewired for the
digital age, where your attention span, whether you like it
or not, has been kind of modified. So I've read
more books this year, not as many as i'd planned.

(02:24:46):
You know, when Mary Santoro's on the show she was
reading like a book every two days, right, because she
got her days freeze whatever. So I was proud and
quite envious of her. I'm currently reading Tim Curry's memoir.
You know Tim Curry, the great actor. Tim Curry, the
guy can't really do much of anything now because he

(02:25:06):
had a stroke.

Speaker 3 (02:25:07):
But back in the day, you know, he was frank
En Furder.

Speaker 12 (02:25:11):
I mean, he's got these classic He was the bad
guy in the movie Legend, an otherwise terrible movie, but
he was great in it.

Speaker 13 (02:25:17):
I'm the manager of the hotel in Home Alone two.
That's that's why I just saw him the other run
and I was like, oh, man.

Speaker 3 (02:25:23):
That's the one with that pedophile in it. Yes, Donald Trump. Oh.

Speaker 12 (02:25:28):
Tim Curry's memoir is called Vagabond. I'm reading that New
Year's Day every year rewrite. I read a book called
The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin. So there are
a handful of books that I read this year. I
read a book called Directed by James Burrows, the great
television director. I recommended that one is Stansbury and he
read it spread like wildfire.

Speaker 3 (02:25:48):
Rob Stansbury can read.

Speaker 12 (02:25:50):
Stansbury can read very well because that Jimmy Burrow's book.
There's a lot of multi syllabic sentences.

Speaker 3 (02:25:58):
Rob think he could because when he sexed me, my
name is clearly not whatever his girlfriend's names. Yeah, it's
hang on a second. So, oh god, I still couldn't
believe that.

Speaker 12 (02:26:12):
So yeah, So I read more books this year. Well,
fewer than I had planned.

Speaker 3 (02:26:17):
But more than I don't know, do you thought? I guess.

Speaker 12 (02:26:24):
But this thing was like most people quit reading right
away when they open up a book, and somebody was
doing the somebody was doing the data rundown on it,
some mathematician. He was quantifying, because you know, when you
read what, you know, oh, they've got a book on

(02:26:46):
the New York Times bestseller list. That means nothing anymore.
It really doesn't, because authors can buy their own books
or the publishing house buys the books up. You know,
next time you're like, who the hell is reading Donald
Trump Junior's book?

Speaker 3 (02:27:00):
Nobody he's buying them.

Speaker 12 (02:27:02):
But it's still important for authors optically to get on
the New York Times bestseller list. But what publishers and
authors have long suspected as that people don't finish the
books they buy. Stephen Hawkings book, A Brief History of
Time is usually called the most unread book of all
time because a lot of people have it.

Speaker 3 (02:27:23):
They might even start it, no way they finish it.
I bet you.

Speaker 13 (02:27:26):
It's that same way with Steve Jobs. That's an almost
impossible book to read. I bought it, really the Walter
Jacobson book just called Jobs that one.

Speaker 3 (02:27:36):
I don't know. It's the turtle neeck on the front end.

Speaker 23 (02:27:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:27:39):
Yeah, this is the longest book I've ever heard. It's
like War in Peace the Bible. It's way too long.

Speaker 12 (02:27:45):
Well, I was talking at this party on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (02:27:48):
I was talking.

Speaker 12 (02:27:49):
We got on the subject of Stephen King books and
movies and things like that, and I said The Stand
by Stephen King, which is a good twelve thirteen hundred pages.
It's one of the only books I've read multiple times.
It's just such an amazing, easing book. It came out
when I was in junior high. I think I've read
it a handful of times. Infinite Jest is another one
for people who uh kind of canonized David Foster Wallace.

(02:28:09):
That's another book that comes up where people go, that's
a big deal if you finish Infinite Jests.

Speaker 3 (02:28:15):
But it's a shortened the stand.

Speaker 12 (02:28:16):
I think it's a thousand pages, but it's very very dense,
or confederacy of Dunce's books in all these kind of
books over the generations, and people go, it's a big book.

Speaker 3 (02:28:26):
Anyway. Most people give up real fast.

Speaker 12 (02:28:28):
And so these people compiled like these percentages of how
far people get, and they did it on books that
we're currently out there. Infinite Jests only hit six point
four percent, meaning that most people bailed almost immediately. Hillary
Clinton's book scored a one point nine percent, which means
people are like, yep, nope, yeah, I'm good. Yeah, but

(02:28:51):
like even a high percentage for books, they're like, ooh,
people who read a lot of these fifty Shades of
Gray twenty six percent, because all of the horny moms.

Speaker 13 (02:29:01):
Are reading everything, Yeah, mommy porn.

Speaker 3 (02:29:05):
A book called The.

Speaker 12 (02:29:06):
Goldfinch was the winner. I think this might have been
another one that a lot of females read. To The
Goldfinch ninety eight point five percent.

Speaker 3 (02:29:15):
What's that about. I don't know.

Speaker 12 (02:29:17):
I think my wife read it. I think Mary read
it too. They tried to make it into a movie,
or maybe they did. I guess they did. The Goldfinch
by Donna Tart. It's a thirteen year old who undergoes
life changes after he survives a terrorist attack that kills

(02:29:37):
his mother and results him coming into possession of a
famous painting called the Goldfinch.

Speaker 3 (02:29:45):
I just fell asleep, so but good news for her.
That's telling her. Uh yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:29:56):
People who start your book read it, like ninety eight
percent of people. But most people who pick up a
book don't finish it.

Speaker 3 (02:30:04):
Do you read books on a kindle or actual books?
I like real books. I like a book.

Speaker 12 (02:30:08):
I have a kindle, and I have no problem with
people who read on kindles. Like my wife, she listens
to books. She reads so many because she listens to them.

Speaker 3 (02:30:16):
I can't do that. I need to like read. What's
the difference? You're still here?

Speaker 14 (02:30:20):
I go.

Speaker 12 (02:30:21):
I know there probably is no difference. I can't read
a book with my ears. I need to do it
with my eyes. So like books on you know, I
download or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:30:32):
I can't do that. I gotta read it.

Speaker 12 (02:30:33):
I don't have a problem with kindle. I have a
lot of books on a kindle. The thing is never charged, though,
because I always forget them. I have a kindle, so
I like I got a stack of books on my nightstand.
I like books, and the dumber the better.

Speaker 3 (02:30:47):
Sweet. I a in college anymore, you know what I mean.
I'd like to be that guy. Oh, I'm rereading as
you like it.

Speaker 13 (02:30:54):
I'm still reading and I'm reading a man proll Seasons
and what the hell was that? Because I don't read
nonfiction Horses the show we watched slow Horses Horses, I'm
reading that you're reading those bought original book when I
was Yeah, but I wanted to read the book.

Speaker 3 (02:31:12):
Yeah, so I bought it while I was flying, and
I read like three chapters.

Speaker 12 (02:31:16):
Okay, Well they made another show out of that guy's
other book called Down Cemetery Road. Yeah, Emma Thompson over
there and it Yeah, it's good too. What's that on Apple?
It's also on Apple?

Speaker 3 (02:31:29):
Oh check?

Speaker 13 (02:31:29):
Oh yeah, down Cemetery Road, Down Cemetery Road. Okay, yes, yes,
so yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:31:38):
If you pick up a book and you go I'm
gonna do it and you don't get very far, you're
not alone.

Speaker 3 (02:31:44):
It's what most people are doing.

Speaker 12 (02:31:46):
Called the Hawking Index, named after Stephen Hawkings book Hawking
Index scores fifty shades of gray twenty six percent, Great
gatsby twenty eight percent. I don't know if it has
anything to do with the length of the book, if
it's as simple as that.

Speaker 3 (02:32:04):
But I don't know.

Speaker 13 (02:32:07):
I didn't read the Steve Jobs book though I bought it,
started it, never finished it. Yeah, I'm kind of that way.
I really do have bad like ADHD with that stuff.
I'll get I just yeah, I got to force myself
to do it. You never want to force yourself to
do anything that sucks.

Speaker 3 (02:32:27):
I don't know when I got.

Speaker 13 (02:32:28):
Into autobiographies, by the way, because I read the Humphrey Bogart.

Speaker 3 (02:32:34):
Autobiography Almighty every other book in the library out well, no,
because somebody had.

Speaker 13 (02:32:40):
Somebody had recommended it to Bill Maher recommended it to
me one of these times that I was chatting with him.

Speaker 12 (02:32:46):
He recommended that it's called Tough Without a Gun. And
I also read the Marty Feldman biography. So I don't
know when I got to be that guy. I guess
maybe just people that I find interesting and then and
they put something out about their life, I go, oh,
I mean, I've read more about Humphrey Bogart than movies

(02:33:07):
I've seen of his rob Do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 11 (02:33:09):
I do.

Speaker 3 (02:33:09):
Yeah, I read the book on someone's recommendation.

Speaker 13 (02:33:13):
Based on one you you beat that record. You've never
seen a Humphrey movie.

Speaker 3 (02:33:18):
I don't think so have you?

Speaker 12 (02:33:19):
But his I saw Casablanc one hundred years ago, probably
like in film class or something like that. But his
childhood story is unbelievable. He was a rich kid, just
couldn't keep it together. He's getting kicked out of every
school there possibly was he wanted to be. He tried
to be a long Shorman. It was you know, they
were like, he's never going to be an actor because
you got some dumb name and you're not good look

(02:33:39):
in and you know.

Speaker 3 (02:33:41):
So he beat a lot of the odds back in
the day.

Speaker 12 (02:33:45):
But some people are really into fiction books and I
just can't get into fiction books.

Speaker 3 (02:33:50):
I can't either. I'm an autobiography person.

Speaker 13 (02:33:53):
Music Henry forties, Henry Ellacock show on social media, like the.

Speaker 9 (02:34:00):
Henry Ford Museum, the very same that's the guy. That's
that the guy you've been many times. I love that museum.
Uh huh.

Speaker 12 (02:34:10):
My favorite Semitism wing Rob that's a must see. I mean, oh,
I was just pulling him in by the by the hundreds.

Speaker 3 (02:34:18):
It's the JFK. Car.

Speaker 12 (02:34:20):
It's out in Deerborn you m yeah, uh wait they
have what they have the Kennedy car. Yeah, at the
Henry Ford Museum, they have the car that JFK was
killed in.

Speaker 16 (02:34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:34:31):
I didn't event huh that was like that's the main event.

Speaker 13 (02:34:35):
Yeah, but that that thing ended up getting used, like
they just sprayed the brains out of it and were like, yeah,
go ahead and make that thing the presidential limousine again,
like immediately.

Speaker 3 (02:34:44):
Is that true? Yeah? Why would they continue to use
a convertible? I don't know. Wow, budget cuts, we.

Speaker 12 (02:34:52):
Can't afford that canvas top anymore.

Speaker 14 (02:34:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:34:54):
I thought that pretty much did away permanently with the
president in a convertible.

Speaker 13 (02:35:00):
I don't think so, man. I'm almost positive that was
used afterward.

Speaker 3 (02:35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:35:06):
Uh, repurposed for use by other presidents including Nixon, Gerald Ford,
Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson.

Speaker 3 (02:35:12):
Wow, that's what I'd want to be riding around in. Right.

Speaker 13 (02:35:17):
That's gross and just creepy and sad and weird and
all of that. You know, they had to let out
the seat in that car for LBJ.

Speaker 15 (02:35:27):
Some real right weight slack in the way make the
pockets at least the longer, my money and my knife
everything call another thing that crush.

Speaker 3 (02:35:43):
There.

Speaker 15 (02:35:44):
But if you can't leave me about it.

Speaker 3 (02:35:49):
And uh under my.

Speaker 13 (02:35:53):
Yeah, Jumbo, got to be room for Jumbo in the seat.
You gotta dig out a big U shape.

Speaker 3 (02:35:58):
In the seat. And that's right. You gotta say console,
get it out of there, niplex. Listen.

Speaker 13 (02:36:03):
I'm not going to tell you what to do until
I get these pants back from Hagar. But once I do,
I'm gonna give you an exact where I sit. Uh So,
Jumbo and the boys can sit right in the center
of me and I won't have a problem and cut
myself Dad's ride down back and got my bunghole.

Speaker 3 (02:36:23):
All right, The Allen Cock Show.

Speaker 5 (02:36:26):
On one hundred point seven call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 23 (02:36:32):
I'm sure it'll work for people on vacation when they
don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it
working on a day to day basis two.

Speaker 11 (02:36:38):
One sixty five seven eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 5 (02:36:40):
Or one three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 13 (02:36:46):
Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, okay.

Speaker 11 (02:36:56):
All right.

Speaker 16 (02:36:59):
Freak out on wheelchairs motorized by electric motors made my
goblins in a factory, My drywall and other products that
they can eat back at home on the sofa.

Speaker 5 (02:37:14):
By a man named Chandler Ming.

Speaker 11 (02:37:16):
Who died in a free hot tubbing accident.

Speaker 5 (02:37:18):
Nice that his time.

Speaker 8 (02:37:19):
Drinking flavored water on angular.

Speaker 5 (02:37:22):
CD show called tub.

Speaker 3 (02:37:25):
Thing's Tough for You.

Speaker 12 (02:37:26):
Were Cleveland Cavalier's with Evan Mobley out Pikes the Hits
keep on coming, will be out two to four weeks
with a calf strain, rob.

Speaker 3 (02:37:36):
And I mean they had. They were a little up
and down over the weekend.

Speaker 12 (02:37:41):
Beat the Wizards, which they very much should have done,
but lost to the Hornets, which they very much should
not have done.

Speaker 3 (02:37:48):
That was an overtime one nineteen eleven. Last night.

Speaker 12 (02:37:52):
Now it's back to back against the Bulls Wednesday and
Friday in Chicago and Cleveland respectively. Wednesday night eight o'clock
Tip of the United and then here at home Friday.

Speaker 13 (02:38:02):
Night, Calves Bulls seven thirty rocket A radot points of
from UMMS. You're FM home.

Speaker 12 (02:38:16):
You know, we gave away a lot of tickets last
week to put people at that Bulls Calves game, And
I'd be lying if I said it didn't envy them
a little bit.

Speaker 13 (02:38:24):
I'll be in Toronto Friday night. But I would very
much like to have gone to that Calves Bulls game.

Speaker 12 (02:38:30):
Calves will get another crack at the Charlotte Hornets again
here at home one week from tonight, so we'll see
what happens there. But the Hornets are not a good
basketball team. But the Calves are having a hard time.
Evan Mobley out now, Jared Allen, they're already without him.

(02:38:50):
They're already without Larry Nance's junior and senior. They're without
Max Struss, They're without Sam Morrel, the comedian who I
didn't realize already played basketball.

Speaker 13 (02:39:03):
Oh that's Meryl, Meryl, not Morrel. Not an ideal situation
right now for the cat. No, I'm surprised for beating anybody.
Gazun tite. Oh my goodness, excuse me, how about that?

Speaker 12 (02:39:18):
I avoid bless you people get a gazun tite for me,
just so I can be respectful of people who don't
believe rob people like me. No, I wouldn't be angry
if somebody said bless you. That's kind of the preferred nomenclature.

Speaker 3 (02:39:32):
But I can go That's what I always say. I
will go with the gazun tite for people who might
not want a bless you.

Speaker 13 (02:39:38):
I'm a bless you or a salute guy. All right,
I hit you with both. Now I'll just stick with salute.

Speaker 3 (02:39:46):
Well and it's short and sweet.

Speaker 14 (02:39:48):
Right.

Speaker 12 (02:39:49):
Yeah, I'm not going to start hitting people with Gaelic.
I have done meaning to people, so I'm not go
to opt for you.

Speaker 3 (02:40:01):
Mather Road rise to meet you.

Speaker 12 (02:40:03):
Yeah, that whole thing, that's a lot that just sneezed.
Man Jesus jit, I'll yeah, sometimes I'll whip him some Gaelic.
But you know, listen, but even that is uh, that's
religious in nature. That just means God be with you.
So I'll whip out the gazuntite boy. I think people
care not at all, but it's just me. I am

(02:40:25):
watching Peaky Blinders hard. That is my my whole Oh
God for you. I know you said you couldn't get
into it.

Speaker 13 (02:40:33):
I I.

Speaker 3 (02:40:36):
Can't stop.

Speaker 12 (02:40:37):
There are shows along the way where I'm like, everybody
loves this show. I should love this show. Community comes
to mind an NBC. I should love this show. The
cast is good, the writing is funny. I understand why
people like it. I should like this show. Can't get

(02:40:58):
into it. Same with Peaky Blinders. So you and I
talked about this. Yeah, I'm gonna take another pass at
it because I'm also suspecting people go, you really got
to get six or seven episodes in?

Speaker 3 (02:41:10):
Okay, that's us seven.

Speaker 12 (02:41:12):
I didn't mean to do that. That's on them, not
on me. All right, Why am I gonna keep watching
a show I don't like? Sure I understand what they mean,
but uh so, once or twice a year, I'll take
another pass at Peaky Blinders.

Speaker 3 (02:41:25):
I don't know why I can't get into it.

Speaker 13 (02:41:27):
I am hooked, okay, but I'm having this weird thing
in my head where when I watch those shows, I
like have these conversations in my head in whatever accents
they have, you know what I mean. I'll just be
like driving and something will happen and I'll be like,
I'll Bosterard, aren't you, And I'll like, It'll just happen
in my brain. Yeah, But I'm fighting with myself because

(02:41:49):
I was also rewatching The Sopranos yep. So I'm like,
I'm literally having conversations in my brain as Tony Soprano
and Thomas Shelby at the same time because I don't
know what to do golly, what would that sound like? Well,
not even not even thinking that that's pretty funny. Actually, ah,
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (02:42:08):
Cut me off in Traffic com and then I guess
that's a lot.

Speaker 13 (02:42:13):
That's a lot of right, Yeah, that's big. Yeah, told
miss Shelby. I I'd be more more Arthur, I think,
But it was it does it keeps happening that. I'm like,
I'm getting all of this stuff in my head with
conflicting characters from TV shows.

Speaker 3 (02:42:29):
It's so odd.

Speaker 12 (02:42:32):
Biggie Blinders was on for six seasons, and again, I
like everybody in it. I like Tom Hardy and Killian
Murphy and everybody in it.

Speaker 3 (02:42:41):
Tom Hardy is so good in it.

Speaker 12 (02:42:43):
I he did a show for one season on FX
called Taboo, like six seven years ago.

Speaker 3 (02:42:47):
I tried. That's one I tried to watch. I loved.
They were going to bring it back and they get
COVID hit or one episode and I was like, this
is dumb. Oh I liked it. I'll see now you
say that, I'll go back and try. And I give
him a lot of leeway.

Speaker 12 (02:43:00):
I watched the Tom Hardy thing on Paramount with him
and Pierce Brosn.

Speaker 3 (02:43:05):
It was okay.

Speaker 5 (02:43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:43:06):
I mean I liked it too, but.

Speaker 12 (02:43:10):
But it was pretty standard fair you know, they didn't
really they didn't break the mold with that show.

Speaker 13 (02:43:17):
No.

Speaker 12 (02:43:19):
But then other times he had some movie on Netflix
that was terrible, This movie Havoc. Watch him and Forrest Whittaker.
I'm like this in Timothy Oliphant, I like again, I
like all those guys. I'm like, this sucks. It's stinks.
Was channeling John Lovett's.

Speaker 3 (02:43:37):
Did you watch he was in the Falklands War as well?
Did you see that?

Speaker 11 (02:43:41):
No?

Speaker 13 (02:43:42):
Someone was saying that that was pretty It was like
he did the voiceover work for it, and it was
like one of the better documentaries because he was the
one reading the scripts.

Speaker 3 (02:43:52):
I didn't watch it, but someone was telling me about that. Okay,
so maybe I'll go back and do it.

Speaker 13 (02:43:57):
There was a good bit about that too, how people
in Brooklyn mess up with the English language and that
sort of stuff. And Falkland's War was the punchline to
the joke. Was they kept talking about the Falkland Islands. Yeah,
I don't know what Falkland Island's you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:44:15):
And it was a.

Speaker 12 (02:44:16):
Specific about ten years back Tom Hardy and I don't
know if anybody saw this movie.

Speaker 3 (02:44:23):
But I love it.

Speaker 12 (02:44:24):
It's not even ninety minutes long. It's called Locke Lcke,
about ten years ago. The entire movie is Tom Hardy
behind the wheel of a car, and every other character
in the movie is a voice on the phone he's
talking to He's like a construction foreman. So he's on
his way to a gig, but somebody's embezzling. His mistress

(02:44:44):
has gone into premature labor, so he's on the phone
with her. His wife and son are on another line.
They're at home, they're waiting for him to come. This
is a guy torn in a whole bunch of different directions,
and it's just him behind the wheel of a car
talking to different people on the phone.

Speaker 13 (02:45:01):
Unbelievable. So I'll watch that in a second. I love
him so I could. I could watch him do anything.

Speaker 3 (02:45:07):
He plays.

Speaker 13 (02:45:07):
Alfie Solomon's a Jewish guy in Peaky Blinders. It's a
jeweler and the accent that he puts on is so
over the top, even for him. But I love it, Oh,
I love it so much. It wasn't Pinky in the Blinders.
That cartoon with the mouse and the I'm thinking of

(02:45:28):
another set of different show.

Speaker 3 (02:45:30):
In the blind.

Speaker 12 (02:45:31):
Oh right, yeah, my dude, Rob Paulson alan the Henry
Ford Museum. Jess was talking about the Henry Ford Museum.
It also has the chair that Lincoln was sitting in
at Ford's Theater. Other than that, mister President, how was
the play?

Speaker 3 (02:45:53):
Had the Ford? Where'd that go? Ford Theater? And the
bus at Rosa Parks was on?

Speaker 16 (02:45:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:45:59):
And a Wiener mobile. Wow, they didn't have the bus
Rosa Parks bus the last time I went. Just the
outcast song what he so? Such a good song twenty
six rock?

Speaker 11 (02:46:15):
I know?

Speaker 12 (02:46:19):
Did that band the right tricycles round and she's like,
how are they doing? One of those wienermobile in the
right everyone in the crowd now, yeah, such, Well, it's

(02:46:39):
really weird that I don't need anyone to acknowledge my sneezes. No,
that too, But I grew up in a bless you household, right,
So when somebody sneezes and I don't say something, I
feel weird.

Speaker 3 (02:46:50):
I feel like it. I don't know, you can just
hit them with the ew that is awesome.

Speaker 12 (02:46:58):
So anytime somebody sneezes around you, you go ooh, I
do the seine fell like, oh, you're so good.

Speaker 3 (02:47:05):
Looking, because he doesn't want to say bless you. You're
so good looking.

Speaker 14 (02:47:08):
Oh god.

Speaker 12 (02:47:08):
So when somebody sneeze around es, she goes, eh, oh god,
where do you sneeze, Jess into? What do you sneeze
when you have to? You're in mixed company? You gotta
sneeze into? What are you sneezing my arm?

Speaker 3 (02:47:23):
Like the right answer? Yeah, cork up your arm, right yeah?
Or if somebody opens their mouth.

Speaker 13 (02:47:30):
She was out there man, and wonder if she has
a kid. You sneeze into someone's mouth.

Speaker 12 (02:47:35):
If their mouth is open, she sneezes into their mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:47:38):
Why I couldn't even get that out?

Speaker 12 (02:47:40):
Then she could go, oh yeah your mouth, Yeah, why
was your mouth open? Why were you coming in? You
know somebody's coming in trying to get some offer. Just
sneezes right into their mouth. She keeps polling rob in
all of her pockets.

Speaker 13 (02:47:55):
Well, your arm is preoccupied. Where do you sneeze into
someone's mouth? Is the the follow up answer number two
on the family feud, Yeah, happening. I told you we
should have stopped on Friday talking about the crack. Wow,
Now does that go in the dossier or not just dossier.

(02:48:17):
I think that was her attempt at being silly. But
I hope that that was her attempt at being silly.
Maybe stell out and remind me never to have my
mouth open, die jump out of.

Speaker 12 (02:48:30):
The way, cracking herself up. I know, I don't need
that to be serious or kidding. It's out there now.
I can't because my last entry in the dossier is
she's had two cars named Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaker 13 (02:48:44):
You did wait a minute of everything that happened today,
Your last entry into the dossier was the car's named
Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaker 3 (02:48:50):
Well I need to update it. Oh oh okay, I
thought you were saying that was the Is this my
fun fact list?

Speaker 13 (02:48:56):
Well it's your Yeah, that's how I kind of remind
myself of a dossier fun fact list. Yeah, I because
I don't a lot of times I won't remember things,
and so if I can see them as they happen,
I can go, oh, this thing right. Her favorite movie
is Paul Blart Mall Cop. That was really her first
foray into little nuggets of information. The first piece of

(02:49:17):
the Jezz puzzle, I act confused by tricycles um should
be the name of a book confused by tricycles. Yeah,
an album, that's the my book, my book title, your autobiography?

Speaker 3 (02:49:41):
What what did you say?

Speaker 13 (02:49:42):
You're like, I got something? Oh yeah, I got something. Okay,
ready for this to add to the fun fact And
I'm as ready as I'm going.

Speaker 9 (02:49:48):
To be my dream and this is a lifelong dream
aspiration or this is a dream you had? No an aspiration? Yea,
My one aspiration is to be in a prescription drug commercial. Well,
and if you have it planned out on what I want,
I mean, not the drug.

Speaker 3 (02:50:05):
I don't care. Do you do care what the drug is? Nope,
not at all. You just want to be like the
person running down the beach with a smile like that.

Speaker 9 (02:50:12):
I have a tray in my hand and I'm like, yeah,
with whatever, I can do my life again. And then
you set the drinks down.

Speaker 13 (02:50:22):
So you want to play a wait, wait, you've already
scripted a random script?

Speaker 3 (02:50:27):
Yeah, for a big pharm a commercial. Gotcha?

Speaker 9 (02:50:31):
And then I guess, like rolling down a pasture or something.
I don't know, but well, by the way, it just
looks so fun.

Speaker 12 (02:50:37):
On that subject, why are most of these prescription ads
for skin conditions?

Speaker 3 (02:50:45):
Why are there so many skin conditions.

Speaker 13 (02:50:48):
If they're not ibs, if they're not gut stuff, they're
all different prescriptions for skin stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:50:57):
It's not just psoriasis an xement anymore.

Speaker 12 (02:50:59):
I saw one SI for hydra Dentis superativa and the
guy's like, oh, this lessons my HS symptoms, and so
I google it. They're all versions of their skin conditions.
What is happening with people's skin?

Speaker 13 (02:51:15):
Well, we went through that run where it's the medication
for that pesky HIV flare ups.

Speaker 3 (02:51:20):
They're like, I have to stay on this medication. You
won't have to worry about that anymore.

Speaker 5 (02:51:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:51:26):
Yeah, but PREP has been around for a long time.

Speaker 13 (02:51:28):
That commercial played constantly for like six months. It was
constant on everything I watched, trying to tell me something maybe.

Speaker 12 (02:51:35):
But the advertisement I saw was for something called bim
zels yep, Okay, you've seen that one.

Speaker 3 (02:51:42):
But they're right.

Speaker 12 (02:51:44):
But they're all all these rim A, zimmacab, zima gab whatever,
what was that one?

Speaker 3 (02:51:50):
Bim zelex is.

Speaker 9 (02:51:55):
Right?

Speaker 12 (02:51:57):
Well, but but but the root of those are all similar.
They're all kiss Amab is part of all of these.
But if you google the particular prescriptions or the brand
names or whatever. They're all for skin conditions, and I'm
curious where that's all different versions of the same thing

(02:52:19):
but with different brand names or proscriretion. Plaque sariasis, Oh
this really helps my moderate to severe plaque soriasis. Right,
kind of teeth thing, plaque psoriasis black is a tooth thing,
zariasis is a skin.

Speaker 3 (02:52:37):
Yes, okay, so much. But they're not.

Speaker 12 (02:52:40):
But they're all they're all immuno uh, immuno compromised whatever
it is.

Speaker 3 (02:52:48):
Right, why do you have like teeth plaque psoriasis?

Speaker 12 (02:52:51):
No, no, no, but but our pound MR or something
like that. Right, it's a it's an immuno yeah, whatever
that word. I'm having a brain for it.

Speaker 3 (02:53:01):
But again, all of.

Speaker 12 (02:53:03):
These different commercials are all kind of for the same
thing or versions of a skin I'm like auto inflammatory,
that's something though, autoimmune. What is going on with people's skin?
It's the deal with people's skin. But what I mean,
I'm genuinely interested in this because I'm sure that there

(02:53:23):
are people who.

Speaker 3 (02:53:25):
Right, yeah, like yeah, you have to.

Speaker 13 (02:53:27):
It's probably just that that the issues are on the up, right,
Like it's probably one of the bigger areas that people
are like, hey, I gotta do something about it.

Speaker 3 (02:53:34):
Well, I also assume that everything is connected.

Speaker 12 (02:53:37):
So if you're in bad shape with maybe if you
have diabetes, or if you have gut things or things
like that, it can manifest itself in skin conditions.

Speaker 3 (02:53:46):
I mean it's all you know.

Speaker 12 (02:53:47):
If it's autoimmune situations, then that can take four million
different forms. But I'm like, why is now like this
golden age of skin pharmaceuticals. I don't know, they're all
autoimmune diseases. I understand that and that takes different forms, but.

Speaker 13 (02:54:02):
Wow, it's like anything else too, right, Like they see
the trends, they see where things are going, and they're like, oh, well,
this is a humongous lane where we can make a
ton of money. So let's advertise sky Rizzy every opportunity
we get.

Speaker 12 (02:54:16):
Ethan in Rochester, Buddy said, the weirdest hemorrhoid commercial ever
is going to be just just sneezing into people's mouths.

Speaker 3 (02:54:22):
And I'm walking around with a tray. I can start
my life again.

Speaker 12 (02:54:29):
Yeah, sir, open your mouth so I can see your
plaque psoriasis. Yeah, turn your head and cough. I need
to sneeze in your mouth. Hey, Josh, uh so all.

Speaker 2 (02:54:43):
The prescriptions for skin isn't like the skin the largest
organ of the body.

Speaker 3 (02:54:48):
I speak for yourself. Pal uh No, Yes you are correct, Josh, Yes, yeah,
so I figure all the men.

Speaker 2 (02:54:57):
It's organ of your body.

Speaker 13 (02:55:00):
Most advertising.

Speaker 12 (02:55:02):
Yeah, well you it might be as simple as that.
You might be onto something, Thank you, Josh. The largest
organ of your body.

Speaker 13 (02:55:09):
Rob is going to need the most sky rizzy sky
rizzy rhythm chism abysm.

Speaker 3 (02:55:17):
It is the largest organ of the body on it's
because eugen X.

Speaker 12 (02:55:22):
Kids that'll listen to that spoken words talk about sunscreen,
use sunscreen.

Speaker 3 (02:55:29):
Yeah, but that would be for like melanoma or something,
not like a man. What the hell do I know?
I just you know, have you got the itchies? Itchies? Okay,
we got to go. We've I'll say it ended on
a low note.

Speaker 13 (02:55:43):
Nevertheless, we'll be back tomorrow for the last live show
of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (02:55:48):
It can't come soon enough.

Speaker 11 (02:55:50):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 3 (02:55:56):
Get out it.

Speaker 23 (02:55:59):
Careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:56:19):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you. And with all narratives, remember Ovidis paid. And
when you watch that Gavy screen, remember it works both ways.

(02:56:40):
You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.