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Speaker 3 (01:03):
All right, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good off for noon?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Greetings. How are you feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Me too?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
My name's Alan Cox. Thanks for being here. Welcome. Say
to Robbie Anthony, he's here. What's up?

Speaker 10 (01:16):
Man?

Speaker 11 (01:17):
On a Monday and the Dodgers World Series Parade is
beginning as we speak right there in downtown La rob
eleven am local time, all the fans out in the
streets celebrating their second World Series in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
At least they have a big rally at Shut Up Rob.

Speaker 11 (01:53):
I thought the Blue Jays were gonna do it. I
was at a Halloween party on Saturday night, and it
was a little more sparsely attended that I had anticipated,
and so I took the opportunity to keep my eyes
on the game, and I was audibly excited to the
point where there were a couple Now I was high
as balls too, but I was audibly excited to the

(02:15):
point where a couple of people like turn their head
because they thought I was reacting to something that they
were talking about. They thought that I was reacting very
excitedly in the affirmative as a response something they were
talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was like, Oh, I don't even.

Speaker 11 (02:29):
Know you're talking about? Who are you? One of those things?
And I was so excited because it looked like it
was going to happen.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look like that the.

Speaker 11 (02:37):
Toronto Blue Jays were going to win the World Series.
You know, that is another part of the world that
is outside of these United States. And they had the
lead for nine innings and then they go into extra
innings and it was you know, you know, Guardians fans,

(03:00):
they understand Rob. You know, when the Indians lost to
the Cubs in the twenty sixteen World Series. It was heartbreaking.
You know, both of those franchises had their own story
to tell. The Toronto Blue Jays they were the very
last team of mine that were in it. I couldn't
give a fat frogs ass about the Dodgers, but they

(03:21):
managed to do it.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
The World Series could on one swing in either direction.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Home run wins it for the Blue Jays, brown ball
win's it for the Dodgers.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Here's the oto pitch.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Folts noted them up.

Speaker 12 (03:39):
Ducks, rap, you gotta knock, come out.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
The Dodgers stand tall.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
They went back Duck titles. I mean tall.

Speaker 13 (03:48):
One of those guys are short. I mean I get
what they're doing.

Speaker 11 (03:50):
Anyway, that Dodgers Parade in downtown Los Angeles is happening
as we speak, and uh, you know, the screenshots of
You're hung the Torontonians weeping and hugging their fathers, and
you know, had been better part of three decades since the.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 11 (04:09):
It uh, you know, anything like that, but uh, there's
always next season. Rop how many times have Cleveland baseball
fans uttered that refrain? You know, a couple one swing
and out of the direction. You know, one of these
married moms cornered me on Saturday night. She said the
exact same thing. She goes, you know, it's only one
swing in any direction, it's going to get me to move,
and I go, well, I'm just trying to get to

(04:30):
the to the loop and.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Cool. Yeah, all right, all right then.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I usually I did feel bad for the Toronto fans,
but on the opposite side of things, those are the
same people I love watching cry into their poutine when
they lose in in hockey. I hate the Maple least,
so it's it's so great. But again, those same fans
you want to see win the World Series because they
haven't in so long, right.

Speaker 11 (04:58):
Well, hockey is their national sport. Yeah, but good luck
trying to find a Canadian team that's kicking ass ironically,
and so the Blue Jays their best bet to have
any kind of it and up to the bitter end.
Now it don't get me wrong, I love a Game
seven boy, and they're not my home team. They were
just my home team doing dick. So this was the

(05:21):
last team of mine that was able to do anything.
Guardians were out, White Sox were out on like the
second day of the regular season, I think, and so
it was very exciting.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
The Canadians look good so far this year. If you're
following the NHL at all, they're nine and three.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (05:41):
So it was a wild Saturday with the people reacting
to my verbal ejaculations rob the risk of sounding biblical
and uh not understanding what was going on, and so
they were. Yes, they were head to during regular play,
and it was those extra innings that jammed them up.

Speaker 14 (06:02):
Well.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
When they hit that that three run shot and was
the fifth sixth something like that, I was like, okay,
here we go. Thank some of the buddy of mine
back in Rhoe Island, and I was like, hey, remember
that time the Blue Jays won the World Series. I
really thought that was it. I mean, the way that
everything looked it was. I mean, look, not the outcome.
So you wanted just the outcome. Most probably hit wanted
nine innings. They were okay, they were fine innings. But

(06:27):
it was probably one of the best World Series games
of all time. Like that was an incredible series. That
Game seven was just insane.

Speaker 11 (06:37):
And Golly, couldn't happen to a nicer fan base than
Dodger fans. Who kind of pay attention when the team's
doing well, And are they not a passionate fan base
the Dodgers. Yeah, yeah, Well, listen, every team has a
contingent of their fans that are very passionate, and you
could certainly make the case that the Dodgers have, yes,

(06:59):
a very passionate fan base. I'm being cheeky with them,
but you know it's uh, you know, you get into
major markets and there's just a lot of other things
to do, and so it's, uh, you know, you can
make the argument that the fans are passionate when they
get to a certain point.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
You know, I mean, I hate to say it, but.

Speaker 11 (07:20):
I mean as much crap as people give Browns fans
for sticking around through thin and thin. Yeah, thin and thinner.
Somebody touched the fanski's face with thinner. You know, it's
a lot easier to be a homer for a team
that's killing it, you know what I mean, Sho Tani
and you know that's all these Cubs fans.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That's because they're easy to.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
To root for, and that's what you see with a
lot of the pink hats and stuff like that. When
any team does well, though, right like The Patriots were
a perfect example.

Speaker 11 (07:52):
You're talking about the Altuna pink hats of the American.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
No, no, just just those you know, the fair weather
fans jump back on board when things are good and
that sort of thing. And like I said, the Patriots, right,
for all those years that they were terrible, there were
always people there, But then they started pricing those people out.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
As the team got good.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yes, And that's that's kind of what sucks is like
then all those diehards that were there when you were
oh and sixteen, like the Browns now can't buy tickets
because say, the team gets.

Speaker 11 (08:22):
Good, well, but they don't care about the die hard fans.
They largely look at them as suckers. They're like, whether
we're great or not, you're gonna be here. We're not
trying to get you. We got you right, Alan David
Lee Roth lives in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
He's son of a bit.

Speaker 11 (08:37):
Is he gonna be at the parade? And that's exactly
my point. A guy who's a fan when they're doing well.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
What do you say when you celebrate?

Speaker 11 (08:46):
Dave Wight so excited, he's so alright, are you gonna
are you gonna sprint?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Are you gonna sprint to the front to get a
good scene.

Speaker 13 (09:10):
Oh yeah, sorry, yeah.

Speaker 15 (09:14):
Sometimes sometimes of my own.

Speaker 11 (09:18):
David Lee Roth Soundboard World, How do you feel with
the Blue Jays? No, alright, you petty vindictive son of
a bitch.

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Speaker 3 (09:46):
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Speaker 6 (09:48):
One hundred point seven.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Doublemms, I got a thousand dollars for you in about
ten minutes.

Speaker 11 (09:58):
Two thirty is at the next keyword, get four of them?
Hear at a round out the day about thirty.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Pass from the Pleasant Bucket. The Calves off tonight and tomorrow.

Speaker 11 (10:08):
As a matter of fact, they will play the Sixers
here at home on Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
They got over on the Hawks.

Speaker 11 (10:15):
Last night, but fell to the Rap Tours in one
of the NBA Cup games on Friday night one twelve
to one oh one. So at least one Toronto team
was making some headway this weekend. Sixers Calves that is
Doctor j and the New Doctor yea Noon, the Dope

(10:37):
d'artier and the seventy six Ers Wednesday night, seven o'clock
here on WMMS six thirty pre game midweek and then
they'll hit the road The Wizard another one of those
NBA Cup games.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Did you see the Speaking of the seventy six ers,
Joel Embiid got a fine from the NBA four a
too many eyes in his name? Yeah, for a quote
obscene gesture. Woo five grand so a baby like a nothing?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Why even was he doing the tongue on the inside
of his cheek and move him his fist next to
his do you remember?

Speaker 14 (11:11):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
In the WWF like way back the Degeneration X, they
did like the sucking thing with their hands.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
They would cross their arms. I know what they would
do like they would go like that. I didn't know
that was them, but I know what that is.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
So that's all he did, like just a suck it
and uh five grand?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Fine, Yeah, that's I don't know, man, I think certain things.
And then the NFL like get in penalties for guys
doing the couple of pumps.

Speaker 11 (11:35):
You know, it just seems that guy makes fifty five
million dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
How is he gonna come up with that money?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Five grand? Is there a go fund me I can
contribute to for Joe lmb doors pocket hold on one moment. Yeah,
he signed.

Speaker 11 (11:49):
He only signed a four year, two hundred and thirteen
million dollars guaranteed contract.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Rob, can you break six thousand? I am exchange.

Speaker 11 (11:58):
Student from d if Jockie time. All right, five oh
fifty thousand dollars? You said five fifty.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I thought it was five fifty to fifty thou I
was gonna say five thousand dollars. That's what it's said
online this year.

Speaker 11 (12:12):
Morning they go at him for six figures at least
even fifty is nothing, all right?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
So fifty I thought it said five grand this morning,
when I was fifty grand for lude crotch chop. It's
so stupid.

Speaker 11 (12:24):
Yeah, listen, the crotch chop is the Joe LMBI crotch
chop is one of the more difficult sex positions on
Urban Dictionary.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
So it's yeah, but you know what, I don't even
know why.

Speaker 11 (12:36):
That's like a headline, like that's what you can do
when you have a ton of money, right, you can
do anything you have a ton of money. He's like,
is this worth a crotch chop for fifty thousand? Of
course it is, but is it even just bargain at
twice the price.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Is it even that big of a deal though, I mean, no,
why can't these guys do that?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't understand.

Speaker 11 (12:57):
I understand that they don't want professional it's to tumble
into anarchy or whatever. But I'm telling you, man, I'll
tell you what this is. They're trying to get anybody
to pay attention to anything other than the FBI investigation
into those mafias. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all this is.
They're desperate for stories like this. Okay, yeah, no yet,
you're right, that's you know, distraction.

Speaker 14 (13:18):
Right.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Hey, Michael Jordan got a traffic ticket in a school zone.
He's not even playing ay, but he.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
Did a hey yea, he's a new He talks on
TV for the NBA, for MBC. Some people refer to
him as the goat because he is making a jew.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Right.

Speaker 13 (13:40):
Well, there you go. Fifty thousand dollars for Joel.

Speaker 11 (13:45):
I said five this morning when I was I'm not
saying you're wrong, I'm saying, right now, fifty grand Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Hey, Kevin, Yeah, what's up, Kevin? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Hey? I understand you got to play some Bay Village.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I mean that is the town in which I reside.

Speaker 10 (14:04):
Well, I grew up.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I went to sam Ray Phills.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
I went to Bay High School.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh, good for you. Do you live there now, Ken?

Speaker 10 (14:11):
Right?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right right, I'm in West Park, yeah, under fortieth off
a Lorraine.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah. Well, I'm not going to mail you any letters.
But okay, well, no problem.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
But anyways, where are you at? Like you near Dover Center.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
You're not telling you where I live? Kevin, the village
should suffice.

Speaker 11 (14:29):
No, I shouldn't even be telling people that, but you know, yeah,
it's no problem.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
So I had a couple of things. I know when
a fairly died went through the whole kiss thing. I
was twelve years old in nineteen seventy eight when I
saw my first kiss concert.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yep, it was.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It was a The Love Gun tour at the Ritual Coliseum.
It was the worst snowstorm you've ever seen in your life?

Speaker 13 (14:55):
Is that a cocaine reference, Kevin?

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Hell? No, okay, no, it was January of seventy.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
We were talking about as Fraley. I want to make
sure that we were on the same wavelength. Well, I
don't know what the hell he's doing, but nothing.

Speaker 10 (15:08):
Now.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
My friend's father.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
Him, him and his son excuse me.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
We were twelve years old and he.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
Drove us through the snowstorm.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
To go to the Richville Coliseum and they almost shut
the roads down.

Speaker 11 (15:27):
Wait, Kevin at that Kevin at that time? Were you
going to Richfield from Bay Village?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (15:33):
Okay, so that was a hall even in good weather.

Speaker 10 (15:35):
That's all well? And yeah, and it was in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I played in a reggae band.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
What do you call what?

Speaker 13 (15:48):
What's the band called?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
The Arc Band? A r K A r K.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
Yes, we're we got a website. We play all over
the country, you know. But anyways, we used to play the.

Speaker 13 (16:05):
Oh you ever played the Wild Hair? You ever hear
play Kingston?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Mind?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
We played the We played the Wild Hair once a month.

Speaker 13 (16:11):
Yea you ever play Kingston?

Speaker 17 (16:12):
Mind?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
No? I don't think so. I don't know that place
all right, but yeah, we did the Wild Hair all
the time. But anyways, you know, as much as I
hate your show, I've been listening to you since you've
been on Cleveland, you know, and hey, no problem. So yeah,
I just wanted to connect those few things, you know,
the Kiss the Bay Village?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Was it a good was it a good kiss? Show?

Speaker 13 (16:37):
You were twelve, so I assume any Kiss show was
a good one.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Okay, okay, so we're twelve years old. Him and I
walk now his older sister smoked. Anyways, we walked on
the ways, smells the smells we've smelled that we never
found our seats. We sat down in an aisle on
the on the steps, you know, oh I see and yeah,

(17:00):
and watched the show and we're just blown away now.
And then his dad, because of the storm, he was
let into the lounge for free, so he didn't have
to sit out in his car, you know, and you
know it was great.

Speaker 10 (17:15):
That was my first.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Big concert ever. And then I then I saw the
grateful dad over a hundred times.

Speaker 13 (17:22):
What was your last big concert, Kevin?

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Wherever Art was playing? What do you do in the
Art band?

Speaker 10 (17:32):
Percussion? Just like you, I don't play.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I can play drums, but I do more bongos and
timbali's and you know, the bells and whistles.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
You know, I got you.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
You're more from the McConaughey school than the Neil Peart school.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Well, you know, I spend a lot of time in
Saint Lucia because that's where the band is from.

Speaker 10 (17:57):
So yeah, if you see him on the if you
see him on the wood, the art fan.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
They're born and raised Saint Lucian's. And that was when
I was at Ohio State, and so I'm a huge
Pittsburgh I'm a diehards Pittsburgh Steelers fan. But I'm also
since I'm an alumni of Ohio State, I got to
go to games with Eddie George. He used to come

(18:23):
out and see us at Chelsea's on High Street every
Sunday night. And that was in the that was in
early mid nineties, early mid nineties. So anyways, Hey, it
was great talking to you.

Speaker 13 (18:37):
Hey, Kevin, take care of yourself.

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Well all right, well thanks, No, no, Alan, What.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
I was looking for was your exact address. Some days
you just need somebody talked to rout. That's what we're
here for. I see you're I don't think you're getting it.
I'm looking for where you live, bro.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I know you said it, bab, but like, well, where
abouts are you maybe a little more.

Speaker 11 (19:04):
Specifically, doesn't even matter, right, He's familiar with the area.
He knows what a Bucolic environment it is. We went
trigger treating on Friday right for Halloween proper, and there
aren't that many kids little kids on our street.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
And my daughter knows this.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
So that's why she likes to go trigger treating solo
insofar as like her friends aren't with her.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
She wants to go solo because she knows what's up.

Speaker 11 (19:31):
She knows by the end of the night, any door
she goes to, they're begging her to take the candy.
Right it's in the waning minutes of the and they're
just not getting I don't all I'm hearing is how
people aren't.

Speaker 13 (19:43):
Getting as many kids as they used to get.

Speaker 11 (19:46):
And so you know, people are I think everybody ends
up with like too much candy because they didn't get
they're either you know, left with some I know we
were left with some over or they're just but my
daughter knows, you know, that's why she goes out with
a pillowcase, because she knows they're just gonna go, hey,
take whatever you want. We're just trying to get done

(20:06):
with this.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (20:09):
And then the very last stop is my neighbor across
the street who always has these bottles of like lat
V and Hooch one hundred and ninety eight proof. So
I'm getting schnockered on that before the you know, but
you know, otherwise it was not It wasn't freezing sleet,
which has been you know, for some Halloweens past, but
it felt a little low key this year, so who knows.

(20:33):
And then yesterday I didn't do a friggin thing. Ro
I didn't do a goddamn thing.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I didn't either.

Speaker 11 (20:37):
I'd mowed the lawn and raked a little bit in
the morning, and then I was pretty much on the
couch the.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Rest of the day. Well, this sounds like you did stuff.

Speaker 13 (20:43):
Ugh, No, I didn't. I need a project.

Speaker 11 (20:46):
By the end of the day, I was reading some
I was watching a little bit of TV, as you know.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
But I really didn't do anything.

Speaker 11 (20:52):
I wasted the day, but whatever, you know, it was
one of those kind of days. The Least beat the
Flyers on Saturday. So two Toronto teams, what are you
gonna do? The Raptors and the Leafs. Just not the
one that I wanted to win. But that's okay.

Speaker 18 (21:06):
Hey on it's Eric in Penhills, Pennsylvania. Catching up on
last week's shows. You were talking about childhood beverages. You're
saying Caprice Son over and over again, Caprice Son, Caprice
So on I was wondering if you were trying to
do that bit where you purposely mispronounced things just to
get on people's nerves. I've never heard anyone say that.
It's always Caprice Son. Now, not a big deal, but

(21:27):
figured you wanted someone to notice this bit, So there
I am. I noticed it.

Speaker 13 (21:32):
Hey the show, Eric, I'm not doing a bit. I
don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
I don't do a bit where I proposedly mispronounced things
to get on people's nerves. I don't know what that is.
I've always said Caprice Son what other people say. You
know how people get mad because I say taco bell
instead of Taco bell, which, by the way, I had
on Saturday night for about the first time in a year.
I finally got to Taco bell. And guess what I

(21:55):
forgot to do? What find that mountain dew that they
had over? Did you really yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:02):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (22:03):
Because I was like, yeah, I need this and I
need this anyway, some people take umbrage with how I
say taco bell instead of Taco Bell, and Eric's out there,
Oh it's Caprice's Son, not Caprice Son.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Well, I say Caprice Son. I didn't even notice Jesus man.

Speaker 11 (22:18):
He listens, He listens with a fight, and I'll tell
you why. And you should know this, Eric, you're a
smart guy. He was on Captain Funds Floating Fandango. It's
kind enough to come all the way in from Pa.
It's because Caprice Son is short, of course, for Capricio's son.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
You know, we just had daylight saving.

Speaker 11 (22:34):
Time and and Capricious son. If you're a fan of
astronomy at all, you know what that is. And so yes,
Capri Son, Caprice son or Capri Caprice.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I'm trying to think Caprice's son.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
He says it's Caprice son, and I say Caprice son. Okay, Caprice.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
So the what you're saying, Capri sounds like a Japanese word,
Caprice son. It's like Daniel Son Caprice.

Speaker 11 (23:00):
Caprice son that sends high and the co high right,
Caprice Son. Okay, Well, Eric, you've certainly got a trained here.
I don't know what bit you're talking about where I
proposedly mispronounced things, but okay, I do say to two,
I do say kashu, just because uh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Trying to have some fun.

Speaker 11 (23:21):
Speederman Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider somehow
became Speederman attorney at law, Superman, Superman.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yes, this is just how.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
It's the tiny little things that keep me from jumping
off a cliff. All right, let me let me have
these things, and if you want to have them with me,
that's fine too. You know, we have an untold army
of people out there out of the blue in their
own lives.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Every time, Sarah.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Yeah, we got a message from Megan in Grafton kind
of on that point, but I don't know what she's
talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Hi, Allen, hi Rod Meghan from Grafting here. So I
need you guys to stop with the.

Speaker 19 (24:11):
Reiterations of other words, because when I'm out in public
in real life and I hear somebody saying that word,
I will repeat.

Speaker 20 (24:18):
Sometimes out loud, the way you guys say it, and
then people look at me.

Speaker 21 (24:21):
Like I have three heads, and then I have to
therefore explain that they should listen to me Allen cot show.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
And that's where I get all this silly stuff. So yeah,
stop you're driving me crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Your burns.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I mean, guys hate the show, by all right.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
They look at Meghan like she has three heads. Of course,
if you've met Meghan before. You know, she has two heads,
and so that's particularly embarrassing for her. I love when
people tell us stories, but they don't tell me what
the hell they're talking about.

Speaker 13 (24:48):
So when you say reiterations of other words.

Speaker 11 (24:49):
I don't know what you unless it's monroe monroe, but again,
that's not a word that I think.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
You know.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
People will send me pictures and ha ha, and I
love it, love all of it. I love the notion
that people are out there, well, in Meghan's words, reiterating
other words, repeating it out loud the way we do.

Speaker 13 (25:10):
I'm curious what words she's talking about, So.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (25:20):
And all.

Speaker 11 (25:20):
We got to put Kevin and Dick from Dayton on
two separate lines and have them talk to each other
was the first thing I thought. I would love nothing more.
I would love nothing more.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Let them just talk to each other for a couple hours,
get it out of their systems, and then call back
to us and give us a synopsis of their conversation.
How about them Browns?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
And he'd be like, I don't know, Dick moves just
too fast for me.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You know.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
We were talking about the Guardians, and then he shot
right over to the browns, And as soon as I
started to answer about the browns.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
He went to the calves. I just couldn't keep up
with Dick.

Speaker 13 (25:52):
Yeah, there's a lot to follow, which is why I don't.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I just kind of let him do his thing, and
when I'm done, I'm done. Not so much when he's done.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
You know.

Speaker 11 (26:07):
Anytime we have somebody on that who's a little quirky
who calls in, people are like, who's good, get him up,
Let me handle it. I know what I'm doing. I
will extract gold from these turds. Don't you worry your
pretty little head about it?

Speaker 14 (26:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Will all be worth it.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
From these turns?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, there's gold in them turds.

Speaker 11 (26:34):
Alan Becky's probably talking about how everyone says chiefs, Now
it's the chiefs or cavalier's all right, well, listen, what
on from me? I'm just following the tenuous rules of grammar.
The plural of chiefs chief should clearly be chiefs. And
so that's how I'll go out.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
So, speaking of so good watching them lose.

Speaker 11 (26:57):
Oh I love it so Kansas City chiefs, Oh I
love it so much. Didn't pay attention the bills? Oh okay,
Oh god, Well I'm sure that the Bills fans took
it in stride and weren't loud about it. I'm sure
the Bills mafia had a high old time.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
I am becoming a bigger and bigger fan of that
fan base every single time I see something like yesterday,
like there was the loss and someone had a big
giant like you know those hold up mahomes heads, Yeah,
a giant one of those. And then someone drew a
huge wiener and they just kept like running the wiener
to the head, back and forth, two guys in a
parking lot.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
And I was like, well done, and.

Speaker 11 (27:37):
I gonna find those guys fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
No, no, well done.

Speaker 14 (27:42):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Anytime I can see the Chiefs lose, it's so good.

Speaker 11 (27:44):
Well they did lose. Bills are killing it. Your patriots
are killing Yeah they are. My bears killed them, like
them Apple.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
That was the best game of the weekend man, the
back and forth. Oh and by the way, uh that
Joe Flacco. What a way to space.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
I can't even believe they would have thought to put
him on a field anywhere.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
Why do you think Bengals fans are chanting?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Thank you? Cleveland? Unreal?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
But that was.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
That was what a shootout game.

Speaker 14 (28:11):
That was?

Speaker 11 (28:11):
Right, of course we played that Mike Tomlin clip. He's like,
I don't know what they're thinking. Yeah, give it this
guy to a division rival. Honestly, they must be smarter
than I am. No, no, they weren't.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
But yeah, you're you're you Browns forty seven forty two
was the final Bears.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
What did I say, Browns? Yeah, you're we.

Speaker 13 (28:30):
Are in Cleveland, but they are my Bears.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Flacco was thirty one of forty seven, four hundred and
seventy yards with.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Four touchdow Yeah what a turd. I mean he did
have a couple of picks too. I get it.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
But well, you're throwing the ball that much, you're gonna
throw You're gonna throw interceptions.

Speaker 13 (28:44):
Yeah, like halfway through the season already.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Caleb Williams was great.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
It was.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
That was a great great games back.

Speaker 11 (28:51):
And forth and listen, I will take the victories where
I can, because you really can't always count on the
Bears no to do much of anything.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Even the Lions are killing it this season.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I was watching it on red Zone the Patriots. I
I thank god that guy missed that kick because that
would have been their first loss.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
In a minute, how about Jaden Daniels. Yeah, how many
times have you watched that? Which one? All those arm Yeah,
it's no good.

Speaker 13 (29:17):
Jin Daniels there with the commanders.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
They lands on his arm, go, he kind of thighs
mends his arm. Yeah, and they're like, oh, his season
might be in jeopardy, might be in jeopardy. Do you
think his arm looked like a look like a windmill there?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
But I don't know. And again, call me stupid, but
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
It's a it's a dislocated elbow, right, so I don't
I don't think how catastrophic that is.

Speaker 11 (29:44):
I think it probably looked way worse than it was.
But still, this is a guy who's like already been hurt.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Right, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Well, they said that there was no break. They didn't
see a break or a fracture. So they're going to
do MRIs and stuff like that to see is it
MRI or catskin? What do they just want?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
No idea?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I bet they'll do one of each.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, I know one of them is forced specifically for
that type of thing, but they're gonna do probably an
RI one of those.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
And they said that it's his non throwing arm, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
So I don't know if it is that season ending
if it's because again, when it's dislocated, you pop something
back in, Like I had a shoulder that used to
pop out.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
You put it back in. You're all right.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
It hurts, but like you're fine, you can move. So
I don't know. Yeah, but it was gross.

Speaker 11 (30:29):
I started watching The Substance right after I saw that video,
and I was like, maybe i'll call on a night.

Speaker 13 (30:37):
That movie is pretty intense. They're saying it's a season
ending injury.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Oh they are, Okay, I missed that must have been
the same page I was reading the five thousand dollars
fine about Joel embiid As.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
They had their facts all lined up for me, Oh well,
what are you gonna do? To look at some new sources?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
The Ellen Carr Show on one hundred point seven.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Cleveland Golf, The Alan Cox Show. I want to listen
to what's radio again?

Speaker 9 (31:14):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight three four eight one double oh seven,
A bunch of.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Buddy David Draymond I think has Well the third announced
and he confirmed that they were amending their tour plans.
You know, last time he was on this show, I
kind of drew it out of him that this was
going to be the last big tour that this band
would do with him, kind of alluding to the fact
that they're not spring chickens anymore. And if you're disciplined,

(32:04):
and he's got to be in the way that he
performs and how he has to sing every night, and
you know, it's not easy. And then things got a
little hairy for him on the road they were touring overseas.
I came across my desk some time ago that apparently
he was a little displeased with something that I had said,

(32:25):
and he and I.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Hadn't hashed it out, but.

Speaker 11 (32:30):
I saw he just started following me on Instagram, So
maybe that's imminent. I don't know, but he was getting
in trouble with a certain contingent of not even disturbed fans.
I don't think, you know, these are public people, and
he was. He's a very proud Jewish guy, right. He
grew up not far from more I grew and he

(32:53):
has been very outspoken in the whole Israel Palestine thing,
to the point where he was apparently writing messages on
bombs and that got people really really upset, as you
can expect, and so they announced that the band will
go on indefinite hiatus. I can't imagine that these guys
had to really twist their arms to come to this conclusion, right, Yeah, No,

(33:14):
there's probably some relief on their part actually, because they
can get out of the spotlight for a minute. They
don't need to tour, not for financial reasons anyway. And
this was kind of whether they mentioned it or not,
this was going to be kind of their last well
he said it here. This is going to be like
their last big global go round, right, last big stadium tour,

(33:37):
you know, arena tour.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Rather, we saw them here.

Speaker 11 (33:39):
We took a bunch of listeners when Disturbed and Dawtry
came through.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
When was that beginning of the year.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
We were just steal about it yet I couldn't remember,
but I know, I don't know what it is that
he took exception with.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
It was, I mean, I made some.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
March the thirty first was when they were here. We
had a bunch of listeners up in a suite, and uh,
I don't know what he took umbrage with either.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
You said, I mean you were you were more complimentary
than anything, suggesting that he was just a proud man, right,
like it's it's tough, and he was standing up for
his thing and you got to stick by your beliefs
and whatever.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
So I I was sort of on the other side
where I didn't say that he was right or wrong.
I just pointed out some other things. And that may
have been what pissed him off. I don't know, but
I do know that that nothing ever came of that,
and I know that he wasn't all right.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
I have to assume that David Draymond wasn't on a
private plane listening to us on a flight over to
Germany to do a show when we got the Nasty Graham.

Speaker 11 (34:38):
Well, maybe he I'm going maybe the podcast. He was
going to assume that he was rob the podcast. He
was on a PJ and he's like.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Let's see it.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah, and I and I said too, you know, I mean, listen,
there was a there was a few back and forth
emails with the management company and stuff like that, and
I explained it. I said, look, I said, neither one
of us said anything neg about him. We were saying
that look, you know, you do what you do, you
stand up for what you believe in.

Speaker 11 (35:05):
I think it's because he and I kind of go
back aways maybe, and I think it might have a
little bit more to do with that, which is why
I thought maybe there would be a stitch incoming.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
But then it's even more important for him to know
that you didn't say anything wrong because there is a
history there.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Well also he heard it secondhand. Think it's good.

Speaker 11 (35:22):
I think it's good that these guys are doing this
because you don't need the hassle. And he's slowing down
the toury Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I mean indefinite hiatus to me means they ain't going anywhere.
It's till twenty twenty six.

Speaker 11 (35:36):
Yeah, because like they were playing someplace in Denmark and
like the mayor of the city canceled the show because
he's like, we don't need you know, right, people getting
a full head of steam over this, and you know,
we can kind of the argument over here in the
United States over this whole thing is largely academic. If
you're overseas, you know, you got big press, you got

(35:59):
gigraphic problems to concern yourself with. So the last tour
stop was in glasgool a couple of nights ago and
for the foreseeable future. If you saw that show in Scotland,
that's the last time you're going to see these guys
for a minute.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I mean, and you just wrapped up a ten month tour,
you know what I mean? Like, that's what I mean.
You do you want to take some time anyway?

Speaker 11 (36:20):
Yeah, and they're going to drop a new album, like
I think he said it was there going to be
their final album. So it's just a matter of you
know what, let's dial this back. Is Touring is rigorous
at any level and a pain in the ass.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
And let's not ignore the fact they were touring the
sickness I mean, singing those songs every single night.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Yeah, I mean that's not easy.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
No, you know, at least if he can jump into
some of the stuff they're doing now, yeah, you know,
next time they go out a stripped down version whatever,
you're not hitting all those notes.

Speaker 11 (36:52):
No, my daughter was doing and she could barely get
past one or two nights on.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Stage, and.

Speaker 11 (37:04):
That's when she was a little kid. Yeah, I mean,
so it was much harder for her when she was four.
So I can't imagine what it's like for a man
of well our age. You know, he and I are
relatively close in age. But the band has said we're
going to go on indefinite hiatus.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
And if you are listening, David, it's WMMS Rob. If
you'd like to follow, yeah, yeah, please, yeah, call. Let's
figure it out.

Speaker 11 (37:32):
So you know, you get to the point where like
you're just trying to perform, you know, take the politics
out of it. If you put yourself in a position,
which you do if you speak openly, but you have
to speak your mind if you're a public figure. Some
people aren't prone to doing that.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
He is.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
There's nothing wrong with that, but obviously you understand that
the slings and arrows are going to come. But at
the end of the day, you're still going out there
trying to perform your music. And you know, and if
people are like or what, you know, people going to
the show specifically to do that, right, not f people
who by then are gonna like buy a ticket and
get in there and hold up signs.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
And the majority of people going to concerts have nothing
to do with that stuff anyway. They're there because they
want to hear the songs, they want to see you
perform and that's it.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Right, And so yeah, once you wade into that, you
better have your retorts ready because you're going to get
backed into a corner and all you're going to be
left to do is like dropping f bombs on people.
And that's you know, that's another kind of bobbyl w
to drop out people.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Rub Ah.

Speaker 11 (38:37):
So anyway, they have announced that they're going on indefinite hiatus.
So we got to see one of the last big
shows that they did. And again, you know, these aren't
guys who tour every year, so there was a big
gap between this tour and the last.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
One they did, I think, but you know, maybe he
also has a season ending injury.

Speaker 10 (39:04):
Rob.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
You know, maybe it.

Speaker 11 (39:06):
Can't be easy to be belting those Hey, speaking of
belting them out night after night, I got those ac
DC tickets for you all week.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
They announced this morning.

Speaker 11 (39:15):
We had to sit on it, Rob and just keep
our little mouth shut. Yep, we couldn't tell anybody last week.
A se Now you gotta go to Columbus. You know
they came here last time. That's that power up towards
a CDC. In the pretty Reckless Taylor Momson, by the way,
who was famously before Rock and Roll got her Cindy
Lou who in The Grinch Jim Carrey, and she has

(39:37):
dropped a new album she is has redone where Are
You Christmas? Which is the song she sang as Cindy
Lou who in the movie Outher Grin Stole Christmas. There's
a Pretty Reckless Holiday EP called Taylor Momson's Pretty Reckless Christmas.
Oh Boy, dropped on Friday, and it starts with that

(40:02):
song she updated, starts with a clip of her singing
in the film, and then it goes into the full
rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Version where are You Chris?

Speaker 11 (40:13):
Yes, she was seven when she played movies. Twenty five
years old. Hard to believe, but she was seven years
old when she performed that in the Jim Carrey Grinch movie,
which to this day is for people of a certain
generation their favorite Christmas movie.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
It's a yearly musch to watch. In my house, we
watch it every year.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
All right, I think I saw it one time. Oh
that's great, And then it's on television all the time.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Right.

Speaker 11 (40:42):
But Taylor Momson and the Pretty Reckless are opening that
ACDC tour again. It will happen next summer. They are
not on sale until Friday morning. I will have them
for you all week. They're playing Ohio Stadium down there
in Columbus, which I guess that's the OSU Stadium, right,
that's where the Buckeyes play. Uh huh, all right, sir,

(41:03):
that'll happen on July the fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Bath Township, Ohio.

Speaker 11 (41:09):
Crazy on the map for a whole lot of things,
not necessarily shining an amazing spotlight on them. Of course,
there was that Mike Tyson house that famously fell into disrepair.
That's pretty much where Dahmer got the taste. I was
out there in Bath, Ohio, and then they had a
big shooting at an Airbnb. There's got to be better ways.

(41:34):
This is why I remain with a few exceptions. I
remain a hotel guy, and I know that post COVID
they're staffed differently. I understand the appeal of airbnbs is
not like I've never done them, but you are in
someone else's house, and I would rather be in a
room that multiple people have gizz all over the place.

(41:58):
Rob It's just more fun when I walk in with
my black light keychain.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Ooh, it's on the remote. How did it get on
the ceiling? Oh, that's why if you watch our live stream.

Speaker 11 (42:16):
By the way, the way that I light this studio
is very similar to black lights, so that you know
every single day when you tune in there are no
stains in this studio. Yep, cuse sure, shrimp, they would
show up. I go now again. We only share studio
see with one other show. It's Mark Nolan and Jem
Pachano doing The Magic Morning Show, and a cleaner couple

(42:42):
of people you'd be hard pressed to find, so it
would only be the random stragglers who use this studio
on the weekends. Right now, I'm in here on Saturday
mornings catching up from stuff I didn't get to during
the week, and every so often there will be somebody
in here never seen before, and I walk in and

(43:02):
I say, get the hell out of here my room.
Well it's not my room, but I need to use it,
so get out. But to take your point, so the
live stream lighting that we use is not by accident.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Choking over here. Yeah, I was gonna say, you good,
I got choked up rop.

Speaker 11 (43:25):
So that you can watch the live stream and have
full confidence.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
That there are no.

Speaker 11 (43:33):
Shall we say, biological leavings, no years in the studio
my sore film.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
As I recall, it was a horror film that I
walked outside into the rain, checked my throat and saw
your rag an eye in my pasting on the streets
and the like, gosh, I need to get away, you
need to.

Speaker 22 (43:51):
Make a dash.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
A song comes on there reminds me.

Speaker 11 (43:54):
And now I don't know how I got to there.
From people getting shot in an Airbnb.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Oh, I know Airbnb airbnbs and how everything is covered
in seamen.

Speaker 13 (44:05):
Of course that's short for air bed and breakfast rout.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (44:10):
Now you might realize that you're only getting one of
those if you stay in one. Nine utes were injured
early yesterday morning at an Airbnb in bath Township. Boy,
you know it's a party when the shooting happens in
the morning. Yeah, a morning shooting. So people have been

(44:32):
up all night. They've been getting rowdy out in the
middle of the woods there in bath Township. Nine utes
were hurt in a shooting. The party was promoted on
social media. Now not great, but if you're the person
who owns the house, and I guess this is why
I don't quite understand the appeal of having your house

(44:56):
on airbnb. I mean, I know there's a lot of
people that they specifically buy rental properties. I had a
couple of friends who bought and flipped a house in
northern Michigan on a lake, and they would airbnb it. Now,
obviously you're going for a different kind of client tell
they're probably one you don't necessarily have to worry about.
And they ended up selling that house and just making crazy, crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Bank on that house.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
But people who rent their homes for Airbnb, I mean,
because there's a chance this can happen. At the very least,
you hear these horror stories about people who were like,
are there, nobody got shot, but you'd never know it.
I came back and my house was trashed, And you
don't really have much recourse, right because Airbnb is like.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Hey, anything happens on you, it ain't on us.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
It's like Uber, right, Hey you get shot in your car,
it's not our fault.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
But did you see the house. It's a big house.
I mean, so you got to.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Assume that's weeding out some of the crap clientele too well,
not spending that kind of money.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
If you get fifteen people to kick in three hundred
bucks apiece.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah for one night, you're fine.

Speaker 11 (46:01):
And Airbnb is always you know, at least publicly penitent
when something like this happens.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
They're like, well, we've got to work on our guard
rails and.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
Like, you know, a large group of juveniles showed up
at nine thirty three top O Hill Drive, which ironically
bottom of the hill kidding ah, Terry.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
They saw something.

Speaker 11 (46:27):
Online by a birthday party, and then around midnight, Oh
I guess not morning morning.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
They mean like early morning night pass so fun.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
One or more suspects fired several shots at party goers
on the first floor of the two story home. Of
the nine people hurt, several were shot. At least one
was injured in a fault. Yeah, because everybody's going to
go every which way. Oh yeah, party goers fled the
home after the shooting.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Now you can keep by to buy it. Yeah, I'm out.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
Our officers are met with a chaotic scene, so the
Bath Chief of Police, I bet so again. I don't know, Uh,
there's a chance that could happen because if you're renting
your place out, you're not gonna see the posting for
that party on social media. You're not going to see
it it's being posted on places you've never heard of

(47:23):
or aren't following right, a bunch of high school kids
or however old you got to be.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (47:29):
I've only stayed in a couple of airbnbs in my life.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
I use it all the time. Do you all the time?
And you've never had any problem?

Speaker 14 (47:36):
Never?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Okay? I mean you're also not somebody who's going to
create problems.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
No, no, no, no, no. You know my family, I get there,
I stay there, you know what I mean. Like for me,
it's just it's more convenient because if we have the
dogs or you know, with the kids. It's just it's
that everybody has a space, you know, and all you're
doing really sleeping there, if you're doing it right.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
Well, here's the problem too, is a lot of people
who are who have their place on Airbnb. You're kind
of doubly ft here if something pops off because you're
not supposed to be airbnbing them. You know, there are
people who live in apartment buildings. You're not supposed to
be airbnbing your apartment, but people do it all the time.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Here because how are they gonna check You're not supposed
to do in this building. People do it all the time.

Speaker 11 (48:20):
So zoning regulations out in Bath prohibit airbnbs or is
it airs B and B like attorneys General?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Is it airs B and B? You know what, it's
a company name. It's proper. I'm gonna go with airbnbs.
But yeah, a.

Speaker 11 (48:39):
Legally not supposed to be doing that. B bunch of
people got shot. Yeah that's not great. Nope, at least
chef said. No community is immune to violence. The hot take,
especially not Bath, ohiof you know your history.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
So yeah, these this is one of these neighborhoods with
a big house, right, yes, big Ha's like a.

Speaker 11 (49:01):
Million dollar house. That's where you want people to have
a party. So it's like, I don't know, man, some
guy in Henderson, Nevada bought the home. According to the
property records.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
A year after he bought the home, he pleaded guilty
to conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud. And she's
sentenced all these there's a guy out by me who's
got some massive house and he's reportedly just some scumbag
businessman who's like exploited everybody he's ever worked with or
you know who's worked for him.

Speaker 11 (49:39):
It's like, yeah, that tracks. That's why he's got.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
A giant house on the lake. So yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (49:48):
Before he went to prison, he transferred the home to
his wife.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
She could not be reached for comment.

Speaker 11 (49:54):
So I don't think there's any indication that the owners
of the house knew this was going to happen. But
they said most of the people at the party were
under eighteen, So yeah, that no good for them out there.
And it doesn't sound like there anyone is suffering from
anything life threatening.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
But that still sucks.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
You know, you get a call, you're like, hey, you
got to come to the hospital. Oh is at this party?
You told me you were studying one Have I ever
studied ever?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Ever?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I was uh studying some friends. Yeah, studying dead ass?
How do you like that? I want studying history history
of what history of? Like that guy.

Speaker 11 (50:44):
In the woman who uh the side piece who burned
down the guy's house, she just texted hello for a
booty call, and he texted back, bring your ass, bring
your ass, the greatest response ever, not in emoji. He
could have easily sent her an egg plant and she'd
know it's on right. That had a thing that's here.

(51:07):
They speak in that shorthand he just said, bring your ass.
Bring your ass. That's gonna become my standard response to
people who text me now for anything.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Right, your door dash is here, Bring you Ass'd be like, Okay,
this guy must really really want He's not.

Speaker 11 (51:28):
He really wants these tepid fries. Wow, yum, Okay, sir,
be right up, bring your ass.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Okay, all right, we the first time we're on our way.
This guy's making us very uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yes, I start good, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Ellen cor show on one of it.

Speaker 9 (51:50):
You know, you think this guy's gonna do one thing,
then does another thing.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Then a third thing happens, and.

Speaker 17 (51:59):
It's a bummer because you kind just want him to
keep doing that middle thing.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
It's all very frustrating.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
The Land talk show w U M M S.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Face Vision, dreams of Passion.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
In all the Wow, You're never gonna believe this.

Speaker 11 (52:44):
The song White Lines by Jaction Grandmaster Flash.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I think Melli Nelson there not about traffic.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
No.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I thought it was about the the the painted on
lines on the football fields.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Maybe it is. I'm not a sports not it huh,
Maybe it is.

Speaker 13 (53:06):
Now I heard from our friend Leslie.

Speaker 11 (53:08):
She was like, you guys were talking about songs that
you immediately associate with movies. And she's like, white Lines
always makes me think of Sean of the Dead and
I haven't seen that in so long.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I was like, right, White Lines and Shawn.

Speaker 11 (53:20):
Of the Dead and don't stop Me now by Queen Love.
White Lines, what a great, great song, So good because
it's a cautionary tale call White Lines. Of course cocaine,
but the parenthetical subtitle of a song is don't do
it right. They were still trying to keep people healthy

(53:42):
back in the day round the early days of rap
street poetry, thinking about, hey, man, keep yourself healthy.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Song just makes me want to do cocaine. Yeah, well.

Speaker 11 (53:53):
That's the flip side of that coin. And the sound
rang dang diga to danga dang. That doesn't make you
want to do coke? Rang dang, the sniffing piss.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I do coke, second.

Speaker 22 (54:06):
Work longer, coke, coke, second work longer.

Speaker 11 (54:22):
Now, that song is very much about cocaine, So you know, FYI.
Sometimes they don't exactly go for the subtext. Sometimes they're
just like, hey, here's a song, by the way Brian
sent me. I don't think it's our Brian, but a
Brian send me the flyer for that party that got

(54:42):
distributed out there in Bath. And you know these parties
are a mansion party and it's always a production company.

Speaker 14 (54:50):
Right.

Speaker 13 (54:51):
It was some guy's name in the production company.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Bet she's gonna regret his name on that one. But
here's our stand. It's his free entry, zero dollars to
get in. So you making your money. I'm fifty four
years old.

Speaker 11 (55:04):
Obviously I'm not in the loop on this kind of stuff,
but i do know how covers for parties work, and
I'm curious if that is in fact correct. By the way,
Brian sent it and said, hey, this is a flyer,
I'll take him at his work.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
That's the one I saw. Okay, I didn't sell one.
You know, the zero cover charge.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I mean you get in.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Maybe there's a cash bar. You know, he might have
brought in bartenders. That's probably where they're making money.

Speaker 11 (55:29):
But Rob, they said that the bulk of the attendees
were under eighteen.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Okay, so there probably was a cash bar.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
No, you know.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
They were probably selling you know, handfuls of pills. Oh
that's where you're making your money, adderall and others. Why
bother like cover charges?

Speaker 11 (55:47):
Now? So those are so easy to get. I don't
know why you go to a party to buy Again,
if you're at a party, you know what I mean,
and you want Yeah, you know, maybe it's like what
was a movie?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Was it? PCU?

Speaker 13 (55:58):
Were they charged for the bathroom? One to stand, two
to sit?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Yeah, maybe it was like that one to stand, t
to sit and you can a handful of cash.

Speaker 13 (56:07):
And then what you do is you go about it
a different way.

Speaker 11 (56:12):
And again for those of you who are planning a
mansion party, it's a freebie from AC to U.

Speaker 13 (56:17):
What you do is nothing overt. Really, there's no bar.

Speaker 11 (56:21):
You know, maybe on the deal you're talking to people
about what's going to be charged for whatever, and there's
always going to be That's the any party you go to,
there's going to be some kid, you know, with a
court zip block full of pills.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
But you charge one to stand, to to sit.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
But you've also decked out your kitchen with delicious chocolate
chip cookies rout that, unbeknowns of the attendees were made
with x Lax chocolate.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So then you are just print you are for now.
What you've got to worry.

Speaker 11 (56:55):
About is if the demand for the bathrooms outstrips the supply.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
That's when you've really got a problem.

Speaker 11 (57:03):
You know, if you've got a blockage in the Suez
Canal aint, nobody gonna get their shipment. So I don't know,
it's all speculation at this point. But White Lines, thank you, Leslie,
what a great great song. Speaking of White Lines, Cleveland
ends up at the very top of the list. They

(57:24):
did a big nationwide study about which areas of the
country have the most tattoo regret, and Cleveland is number four. Now,
Cleveland certainly is not cornered the market on janky ass tattoos.

Speaker 13 (57:39):
You can get those anywhere. That's why I only go
to professionals.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Rob.

Speaker 11 (57:45):
You know, I've only recently started getting tattoos over the
last year and a half because I figured why the
f not? So my boy Grant Taylor out there in
men are at Matrix tattoos. John McGrath right next door
here down to down have both put their art on
my body.

Speaker 10 (58:05):
Roup.

Speaker 11 (58:05):
Now, no regrets for this guy. But how does Cleveland
end up number four for tattoo regret? I bet it
has a lot to do with people getting other people's names.
But again, we haven't we haven't a corner of the
market on that either. And there's certainly no indication that
Northeast Ohio has, you know, any less skilled tattoo artists

(58:34):
than anywhere else. And they just you know, this is
not something where they call you up and ask you.
They go one of the parts of the country where
most people are searching for tattoo removal or cover ups.
Cleveland is number four, way high up there now, as
you might suspect, very top of the list, Orlando, Florida,

(58:58):
because hey it's Florida. B probably a lot of people
getting dumb ass Disney tattoos that they regret down the road.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Oh, Kennedy, I mean, excuse me. The Mickey Mouse people
are not regretting a Mickey Mouse tattoo. Those those Disney
folks are. They're more than happy to be getting goofy
on their ass.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Well, I was gonna say, not a Mickey Mouse, because
you figure that's entry level if you're into Disney. But
let's say you go little a little deeper on your
tertiary characters. You're somebody who's really into Disney, and you go, ah,
I'm not you know, I'm not feeling Moana.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Let's go with snee, you know what I mean. But again,
I don't think anybody's going to regret that. Those Disney
people are like, they're nuts, man, They are not going
to regret that at all. It's gotta be more like,
you know, oh, me and Amanda are going to be
together forever.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
And two days after you have tattooed on your forehead
you break up. I see, That's what I think. Well,
that is one way to look at regrets.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
Yeah, uh so Orlando, Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Yeah, at the very top there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Why I don't think I regret any of mine, honestly,
Like the more I think about it, I don't. I
would get every one of them again, because they've all
meant something to me, maybe different things, Like I have
a one on my left arm that I got in
early two thousands, so that feels dated now. So I

(01:00:32):
probably would have done a different design style, but it's
a logo, yes, yeah, absolutely the uh yeah, I don't.
It's not a regret so much. It's just like I
would have done it different if I could.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
That was a different time in my life, you know.
But some people lean into that, they go, hey, some
of these I'm not all that happy with anymore. But
they represent a time in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
It's like a little skin diary, my lay away sleeve.
I I got all all that stuff. I don't regret
any of that. It's all been turned into different things.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
A layaway sleeve. Yeah, that's what my tattoo guy in
Rhode Island called it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Because I would go in and I would get a
big chunk of stuff done, and then I would go
back and I'd get more. Oh, I'm gonna stop here.
I'm not going to get a come back in and
go all right, take it down on my elbow. Stop there.

Speaker 11 (01:01:15):
Oh, I see. It wasn't one cohesive thing. It was
as you kept adding on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
So it's sort of it's all sort of sailor Jerry
type tattoos that start top of my shoulder.

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:01:26):
I think that's the thing that kept me from them
for so long is because I'm like, I just can't
think of anything that I really want to commit to
my skin. And then all at once it kind of
occurred to me some big changes with me over the
past few years, and so those things started to come
in clearer focus. However, I don't because I have my
next appointment coming up at the end of January, and

(01:01:47):
so I need to figure out what I'm gonna do there.
And I think it's going to be a sleeve on
my other arm. But it's gonna be a cohesive thing.
It's not going to be like some jigsaw thing, you
know what I mean. I definitely don't have enough disparate
images that I would want put into something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
It's gotta be.

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
It's going to be one thing, sure that obviously I'll
have to sit multiple times for. But and then I
have to talk to them about my full body yakuza tattoo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Rob oh nice? Yeah, you and David Lee Roth, me and.

Speaker 11 (01:02:18):
David Lee Roth Dave, are you regretting your full body
yakuza tattoo?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
All right?

Speaker 13 (01:02:25):
Well that doesn't make me feel good, but probably hurt,
didn't it.

Speaker 11 (01:02:35):
Head So Cleveland, number four, Orlando, Atlanta, Salt Lake City
in at number three. You want to talk about to
to regret all these Mormon girls you know who had
deliveries in the rear tattooed in front. Well, they're trying
to say virgins and they have very interesting ways of

(01:02:57):
doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
People who did not regret their tattoos gave higher scores
for their motivations saying well, it's unique, or it's focused
on a beauty mark or something like that. And so
obviously in any of these cases, the people who have
the highest degree of regret it's basically because of the artist.

(01:03:23):
They were like, Yeah, I got some janky ass jail
house tat, you know, out on the street, and that
doesn't read well. After twenty years, the age of people
who got the mean age of getting a first tattoo
was lower in the regretful group, kind of like what
you said, right, You're like, yeah, I got this when

(01:03:45):
I was eighteen. It doesn't mean anything to me now,
kind of regret it. Whereas all of mine are after
I turned No, they're not all after I turned fifty four,
but I got my first one at fifty three. But
Florida dominates this whole list of regret. But Cleveland came
out fourth for tattoo regret is it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
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Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Hello?

Speaker 14 (01:04:13):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
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Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
You're on the air? Who is this?

Speaker 14 (01:04:17):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Joe? What's up?

Speaker 14 (01:04:20):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (01:04:20):
How you doing it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Good man?

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Hey? Did you get a tattoo.

Speaker 10 (01:04:25):
Of the the uh, the Blue Jays?

Speaker 13 (01:04:31):
I did not know that I would have regretted that wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
I yeah, I think you would have.

Speaker 20 (01:04:37):
Is this every time I listened to you every evening
and then you always say I'm gonna sit there on
my couch, blue Jay's hat on, and the Blue Jays
are going to win this World Series.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I remember you saying this. I listened to you every
every afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Thank you, Joe.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
It's just too bad that they lost.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
It was a hell of a game, wasn't it fantastic?
But only one team can win?

Speaker 20 (01:05:06):
Jot, I know, and then I don't know it was
it was really good. I watched all seven games, and
I appreciate that you do that, you have a fan
stuff and all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
So thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:21):
I just want to I'm gonna say hi, and hen they.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Stay thank you, pal you too. Who needs a phone screener?
I mean just I love this. I put them on.
I love it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:37):
I haven't followed up, by the way, on the I
have it still sitting with the same oh, even though
I mentioned it last week and they said they'd get
right on it.

Speaker 23 (01:05:48):
Okay, I already number one, Alan mother smucker here. I
am woefully behind on the podcast, but I'm slowly catching up.
Uh No, comment on any knockoff track sandwiches that are
trying to copy them crustable.

Speaker 24 (01:06:03):
I'm working on a mini freezer or mini fridge for you.
Let me know if you have a preference. Also, I'm
a yoga instructor in my off hours from slinging on crustables.
Let me know if we should do a little radio
flow little WMMS rock and roll roll flow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I like it, Thank you, mother smucker.

Speaker 11 (01:06:22):
But I just put a new box of uncrustables in
the freezer here at work this morning. Rock Strawberry Delicious
a WMMS rock and roll flow? Is that what they
called the You know, I've gone to yoga classes before
and I don't know that I've heard them refer to
the music as a flow. But uh, even flow, that's

(01:06:44):
a song that comes to mind, which you're talking about
that Maybe that's a song that will you hear with
some frequency on WMMS even flow from Pearl Jam.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Watch this?

Speaker 14 (01:06:54):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
Who's this?

Speaker 16 (01:06:56):
Hi?

Speaker 25 (01:06:57):
This is Patty?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Hi Patty.

Speaker 25 (01:07:00):
I have a short story to tell you about a
tattoo that I had seen many years when I was
working in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
The operating room.

Speaker 25 (01:07:07):
Yes, okay, we had a patient that came in that
was well in her eighties. And believe me, this was
back in the seventies, and I was getting her all
set for her hip surgery that she was having, and
I noticed in her growing that she had something that
looked like the Salvador Dolly you know clock that was
wilting over.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
The chair and looked absolutely bizarre.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
And the longer I.

Speaker 25 (01:07:31):
Looked at it, and he thought, you know what, there's actually
a wing here.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
It was a butterfly, oh.

Speaker 25 (01:07:38):
Her eighties and had multiple children and lots of stretch marks.
It did not look that visually attractive anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
I thought you were going to say.

Speaker 11 (01:07:48):
I thought maybe you were going to say that the
clock had been fully legible in the beginning, and then
it just began to look like a melted Dolly clock.

Speaker 25 (01:07:58):
No, no, no, that was the closest thing I could,
you know, ascertain that it resembled, not knowing that here
it had been a butterfly at one point, that it's
so distorted.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Fred Smarts and whatever.

Speaker 25 (01:08:10):
That. Yeah, that kind of deterred me, at a really
early age not to have any ink.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
On my body.

Speaker 11 (01:08:16):
Well, I certainly hope that it didn't turn you off
butterflies themselves.

Speaker 13 (01:08:19):
Patty because Lord knows we need.

Speaker 25 (01:08:21):
To no no, no, that that has lived on but
it is funny that looks I'm sorry I didn't need
to turn the radio on there, but yeah, no, I
just want to share that, man, you're with you and
that you know, some people have a lot of reasons
for not going to get the ink r That was fuck.
So good luck with your sleeve or whatever you're going

(01:08:43):
to be getting.

Speaker 13 (01:08:43):
Thank you, Patty. I appreciate the call.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
There's Patty, how you think we can all take comfort
in the fact that that woman she's talking about is
surely dead?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
So the gross part for me, she said in her groin.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
So where do you suppose an eighty year old person
in the seventies originally had that butterfly tattoo?

Speaker 11 (01:09:03):
Well, I bet that she means it was in her
pubic area, not think not between like the thigh and
the you know, not at the y there.

Speaker 13 (01:09:12):
I think she's talking about. Like then that lends the sunrise.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
That lends itself to asking how it was able to
be visible an eighty year old with a butterfly tattoo
on her pubes.

Speaker 11 (01:09:22):
Here's my question is, could you have listen you're eighty,
You know what your body looks like. I wonder if
there was any situation in which this woman was able
to turn it into her favor right where she goes. Yeah,
it looked like a much more vibrant butterfly back in
the day. But now I'm eighty, and to Patty's point,

(01:09:42):
it looks a little bit wilted. But I wonder if
she had enough I don't know, shall we say flaps rob.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
To make that butterfly move.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
I wonder if she was a cool parlor trick in
the convalescent hall. That's right, that she was able to
make that butterfly look like it had just emerged from
its cocoon. Right, gross, listen, don't kill the messenger. Patty's

(01:10:17):
just trying to let us know what the octagenarian ink
situation was back in the day, which was up back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
In the seventies seventies.

Speaker 11 (01:10:25):
That was a woman that was born before in the
nineteenth century.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (01:10:30):
And at some point her tattoo preceded the automobile rock right,
I mean, well, she preceded the automobile. I doubt that
the tattoo preceded the automobile butterflies have always been very chic,
you know what.

Speaker 19 (01:10:48):
I was having sex with a young man and when
he took his pants off, it looked like a pupa
if that inspired me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
I was like you, he's a little immature down there.
Maybe i'll so.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
I had someone take the leftover ink from the fountain pen.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
And jab it in there with a little pin.

Speaker 19 (01:11:11):
This is a young man that I can help a
blossom into adulthood. And as a memory of our time together,
he got himself.

Speaker 26 (01:11:21):
I get a butterfly and he shields. Here's a young
man down the street.

Speaker 27 (01:11:34):
He's got a needle, he's got some ink.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
I tattooed that image in my crutch. I said, where
do you want he is? They were saying where where?
My mother will never find you. And my mother found it.
She was none too pleased.

Speaker 27 (01:11:49):
Well, back then the ladies did all the washing, and
I was a lady and I was still being washed.

Speaker 13 (01:11:58):
Not I don't really have anything there.

Speaker 11 (01:12:02):
You can certainly aarright, certainly tell thank you, Patty.

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Speaker 11 (01:12:47):
If you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, tell
me where you do it. We have a lot of
people listening bureau Cheese throughout the great state of Mississippi.
My father's home state was born in Tupelo, so I
have a lot of affection for the fine people of Mississippi.

Speaker 13 (01:13:06):
Anastasia, I think she's still doing grad work.

Speaker 11 (01:13:08):
She's done in Starkville, Mississippi, Johnny's in Belmont, rob'son Hattiesburg, Mississippi,
Mike's and Newton.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
And a woman found one of those monkeys.

Speaker 11 (01:13:22):
We were talking last week about the monkeys that escaped
down there, and they initially said, oh, they're herpies and
COVID and whatever. And I think this woman found one
of the monkeys and killed it on site, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
This is one of these cases where you know, some
people go, oh, I feared for my life. I feared
for my life.

Speaker 11 (01:13:44):
Is something that like, you know, really old people use
as an excuse to shoot, like black teenagers through the
front door or whatever trigger treat. But if you see
a monkey coming, absolutely, if all you've seen, you know
is quickly debunked that these were herpies, monkeys or COVID monkeys.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Well, why take the chance.

Speaker 11 (01:14:05):
If those are all of the stories that you've seen,
you're gonna get out there and you know, take care
of business with a quickness. Or the monkeys that escaped
was shot and killed yesterday morning by a woman who
said she feared for the safety of her kids.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Hell yeah, well, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
You gotta shoot the monkey, right, I mean, I mean,
just go inside. Yeah, But then he beat it around.

Speaker 11 (01:14:37):
I mean if if it like bit a kid or
tore somebody's face off, you'd be like, I had it
right there, and I, you know, just like somebody.

Speaker 21 (01:14:44):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:14:45):
I guess I don't know the upside of it.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
Listen, like animals, but in a situation like this where
they're looking for three monkeys and it's in your yard,
I don't know, man, that to me seems like a
situation where you're like, let's just take this one off
the board and deal with it later.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I don't know, man, what's the upside of letting this
thing run around? I don't know. You don't care, I
don't know. You just feel like you don't have to
kill it, wound it. You gotta go send her mask Rob.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
No matter what you're gonna you shoot a monkey that size,
you're gonna kill it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
I mean, you're not gonna just like give it a
little flesh wound.

Speaker 11 (01:15:20):
Jessica Ferguson said she was alerted by her sixteen year
old son, who said he thought he had seen a
monkey running in the yard outside their home Heidelberg, Mississippi.
She got in bed, grabbed her firearm and her cell phone,
stepped outside.

Speaker 13 (01:15:37):
So that monkey about sixty feet away, and.

Speaker 11 (01:15:41):
Like I said, all she had been reading because that
initial clickbait was never really retracted, not in the headline,
the initial story that a truck crashed full of COVID.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Monkeys and in herpies monkeys right day one.

Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
They said, no is that the case, But not everybody
believes that stuff. People believe what they want to believe.
So all she has been seeing is that this monkey
is carrying diseases, and so she fired the gun, killed
the monkey. She has five children raging in age from
four to sixteen, so she likes to slang it Rob.

(01:16:22):
She said, she shot at it and he just stood there,
and so she shot it again, missed the first time,
and that's when he fell.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
But and again, that's my point.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
I just think you could have very easily just called
someone and said, you got one of those missing monkeys
in your yard.

Speaker 11 (01:16:41):
Well, listen, if you're willing to shoot a human on site, true,
then I assume you're willing to shoot what you think
is a diseased monkey on site in your back forty
there or you're a front forty or whatever it is.
Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Parks took possession of
the monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Why do you got to get the devil involved?

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Couldn't she had just like grabbed a taser. You gotta
get real close, you w m ms rob on social media.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
She so dumb. Yeah, and I'm over here going along.
You gonna get a little close to it. From the interview,
Oh sorry, I wasn't closer. I wasn't yes.

Speaker 27 (01:17:28):
Ending in the way that I should have, Robbie thinking
to get a little close to you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Were just talking about a stupid Peter. Oh alright, p Ozzie,
he did it too. Uh yeah, So.

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
I don't know if they if the other two monkeys
are still on the loose, but this woman.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
She took Uh, she stood her ground.

Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
They're still two monkeys waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
To be found.

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
They are still two monkeys running across the ground. This
is for four of you right now, so savor the flavor.
It probably could happen again in the near future. She

(01:18:33):
took one of them out, and uh, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
Still touching my foot too. Monkeys, two eights.

Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
They had.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
That's a monkey. Now to the loose.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Two monkeys, they're off.

Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
The loose.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Has two COVID monkeys.

Speaker 11 (01:19:02):
They are on the loose. So she got one of them.
Props to the Gray City of Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
It's also odd that they split up, like the monkeys
didn't hang in.

Speaker 13 (01:19:15):
They thought they were going to hang out to you other,
think like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
They keep each other safe. Weren't they like pack mentality animals.

Speaker 11 (01:19:22):
Pac man, No, listen, I think, Uh, if they're all
in cages in a truck and they get out there,
they just go. Every monkey for himself. I assume you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
You're on your own. Yeah, good luck other monkeys.

Speaker 11 (01:19:43):
Maybe they also believed that they were diseased, and the
COVID monkeys didn't want to mix with the herp monkeys
who in turn, didn't want to mix with the hepseea.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Monkeys and you got just all three.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Yeah, super diseased monkeys, super.

Speaker 11 (01:20:01):
All my wife and us John Fogerty this weekend here
in Virginia, even at his age, it does a great job.
Wasn't he just at our iHeartRadio Music festival in John
Fogerty play.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
Yeah, that's like when we do these festivals.

Speaker 11 (01:20:18):
Obviously it's all mostly pop music, but there's a couple
of nods to the Geezers like us, and so it's
like John Fogerty, Okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Ethan wants an Alan.

Speaker 11 (01:20:32):
If you shoot a monkey in your backyard, do you
have to have a taxa der meat?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:20:37):
Listen, fish and wildlife come out right or monkey and
wildlife whatever the division is there in wildlife and parks
come out there in Mississippi. And to Rob's point, had
she gotten closer, she would have been able to shock
that point. But they're down to two and I have seen, uh,

(01:20:59):
there little coverage on what's happening, So that tells me
they don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
An update.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
You would think they'd be like tracked, like they'd put
those chips in them or something like lab monkeys you
would think would have all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
I guess so.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
I mean again, maybe not because they wouldn't ever get
out of the lab.

Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
But also in the great state of Mississippi, specifically Jackson, Mississippi,
the FEDS indicted twenty people in a massive drug trafficking
bribery scheme that involved.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Law enforcement. What a shock.

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
Two Mississippi sheriffs and twelve officers were all indicted in
running a drug trafficking and bribery ring, saying they took
money to provide safe passage.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
See, this is what you got to remember.

Speaker 11 (01:21:55):
While the dopes in the White House are trying to
bomb alleged cartel boats out in the ocean, you're not
gonna do anything about the demand problem. To wit fourteen
law enforcement officials there in Jackson, Mississippi who are now
under indictment because they were running the stuff through their town.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
FBI spokesman said, we will.

Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
Not tolerate abuses of power from public officials. I don't
know how these people do these press conferences with a
straight face anymore. We will not tolerate abuses of power
from public officials. Pardon me, you got the NBA mafia
poker games? You got po dunk cops running meth. You

(01:22:38):
got the president, the most corrupt public official the country's
ever endured. Oh my god, they got to go up
there and do these pressers and say that stuff with
a straight face. You got a podcast or running the FBI,
We will know. That's why is everybody laughing? The reporters
are all snickering off camera. So yeah, Jackson, Mississippi down

(01:23:04):
there running a huge old drug ring. Listen, you have
a lot of time on your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
I guess.

Speaker 11 (01:23:13):
There's a woman in Mississippi who lit a crack pipe
at the hospital. Oh, I'm sorry, this is not Mississippi.
Why do you think this was Mississippi? Maybe it sounded
like Mississippi. Its suburban Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Oh no, just sort of sounded like Mississippi. Yah, don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:23:30):
Maybe I just got Mississippi on the brain. This is
a woman in suburban Pittsburgh who was on an oxygen
tank at the hospital and uh lit a crack pipe.
Oh listen, when you get an open flame, near could
possibly go rong oxygen. Well, this is what happens when
you don't understand how science works. This is Brentwood, Pa.

(01:23:53):
If you're familiar with that area out there.

Speaker 13 (01:23:56):
A fifty five year old woman.

Speaker 11 (01:23:59):
Was at a hospital at Allegheny Hospital, I think severe
burns to her face, hands, and hair. Started a fire
when she was on oxygen in the hospital and tried
to light a crack pipe so hell of a drug.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Listen.

Speaker 11 (01:24:17):
Hospital security had to extinguish the flame. Man, you got
that glass, d Jones, Nothing is going to stop you
from firing it up. In her mind, right, she's probably
already kind of mentally compromised, and she's like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Okay, I'm breathing. Time for some crack. Here's an idea. Yeah,
time for some crack.

Speaker 11 (01:24:43):
And they had to transport her to the burn unit
out there, which, of course they're in Pittsburgh. It's a
group of people who stand there and make fun of you.
She faces a felony charge of causing or risking catastrophe.
Now this is another thing to take note of that
if you cause catastrophe, it's the same charge as if

(01:25:04):
you risk catastrophe.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
So I guess.

Speaker 11 (01:25:10):
You got to figure out what the probability is that
you're gonna nail it, that you're gonna stick the landing.
If you're somebody out there looking to cause some catastrophe,
but you're worried that you might only risk it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Just know the charge is the same. And uh, that's
a little helpful tip. McGruff.

Speaker 11 (01:25:28):
The Crime Dog never sang a song about that Diddy
lighting a crack pipe on oxygen.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Maybe he did, hm hm hmm.

Speaker 11 (01:25:40):
I don't think it's safe to say that Sammy Hagar's
presence at the iHeartRadio Music Festival is also a nod
to us older guys welleah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
Of course.

Speaker 11 (01:25:49):
And at this point, so it's the offspring, right, that's
a gen X band. I know that John Fogerty and
Sammy Hagar precede that you. Fogerty's more of a boomerang.
But I'm a sucker for credence, man, I don't care
what you say. And that guy so famously got screwed
on like money and royalties, and you know, the Creedence

(01:26:10):
Clearwater Revival record contract is like in the Smithsonian, Right,
that's like the cautionary tale for every band to come
after yep.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
And so.

Speaker 11 (01:26:22):
They're like, yeah, that's why I need to tour, because
I got ripped off for the better part of half
a century.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
I also think he still sounds really damn good. So
he's like, why would I stop? Yeah, you know, like'
just keep it up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:26:37):
Well, when you think of a Creedence song, what's the
first one that comes to mind?

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
The one that you like? Born on the by You? Okay, yep,
coolest intro to any one of their songs, really.

Speaker 28 (01:26:49):
Yep, Jesus, I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
That was him. I wasn't pity.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
I was like, oh my god, is this in the festival?
Why did he start with the second?

Speaker 10 (01:27:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 29 (01:27:18):
So what me?

Speaker 16 (01:27:25):
Oh my god?

Speaker 30 (01:27:31):
I like upbeat and mid tempo is okay, although I
do like load Ee.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Lodie is a great mid tempo Cretan sock. Right. It's
about that town in Ohio, it is. Yeah, they got
an outlet. He was thinking about an outlet mall and.

Speaker 11 (01:27:54):
On you dude, Tobas some socks, tars.

Speaker 29 (01:27:59):
Town gym, a lot of rocks. I turned there, I
turned right, needed a stall, yeah, at the outlet and
load dio.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Any who?

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Yeah, I went to far off to twenty four. Yes,
ended up in Weresfield Center.

Speaker 11 (01:28:30):
Well that's a very specific geographical Yeah, thank you Google,
mat uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
It's right out there in Madonna. County, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:28:44):
Drove out to Ohio station Zooming, got a lot of
different stores.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Like what else can I mention in Loda? And I'm like,
oh yeah, outlet mall.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
Oh, ended up at Maxis Grit again.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Stored in a line at Adidas buy in a new
track suit.

Speaker 11 (01:29:11):
Not a year ago, I thought I might be a
tracksuit guy. Oh yeah, I've got a full black Adidas tracksuit.
The greatest funny of mine's kind of a tracksuit guy,
but he wears like red ones. I go, man, you're
I go, maybe I've been going about this all wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Maybe I am a tracksuit guy. Did you go for it? No?

Speaker 11 (01:29:29):
Oh, I did it one time. They're in my closet. Now,
I go, I'm not a tracksuit guy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
You might be.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I should have known by now that you know.

Speaker 11 (01:29:36):
But you're always, hopefully always learning new things about yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
And so I was like, maybe I am. Maybe he
knows something I don't. Nope, he didn't works for him
to work for me. Yeah, I couldn't do it, but
I wish I could. I got some interesting Facebook comments, but.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Oh go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
To come down.

Speaker 16 (01:30:04):
The door.

Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
Tom Ster.

Speaker 16 (01:30:12):
Radio, Cleveland Radio listen of Facebook.

Speaker 11 (01:30:17):
I'll tell you what when people get a full head
of steam over there on the Facebook, they don't mince words.
Oh no, I love when people send photos to me.
You know, I'm happy to mail Alan Cock Show stickers
to anyone. I just got a brand new supply, so
I'll be sending some more out because invariably they'll travel
and they'll say, hey, we're going here, here, here, we'd

(01:30:38):
love to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Tag the show.

Speaker 11 (01:30:39):
And I love it right, So I posted the photo
at the Alan Cock Show Facebook page of a show
sticker in Athens grease. You can see ruins in the background,
sticker on a pole in the foreground, you know, joining
a lot of other stickers. It's not like it's by itself.

(01:30:59):
And somebody commented, don't expose the people of Greece to
this mind numbing show in quotes sad for WMMS.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
About that.

Speaker 11 (01:31:13):
People like to weigh in on those kinds of things.
They like to let us know that they don't like
me or that I stink.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
So my named.

Speaker 11 (01:31:27):
Valerie left a message I like Rover, not you. That's fine,
We're on the same radio station, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Somebody said that last week there was a comment on something, Oh,
Corey's cat. He posted a clip about us talking about
Corey's cat because it was like he's had him for
four years, it was his birthday or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
So he posted a clip of me talking about his cat.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
And someone writes in the comment of a post about
Corey's cat, I like Rover, and so I responded and
I like watercolors, and Corey wrote, and I am a
salteenes guy. Like just complete non sequitors. Let's just throw
it out there. How the two things have anything to
do with each other. I have no idea.

Speaker 11 (01:32:09):
Well, but that's what's so fun is the disparate comments
that can all come together in one fun the platform
rob mainly the Facebook. The Facebook, and then a lot
of comments from people about how I'm a lib tard,
which I understand is a portmanteau of liberal and retard.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Yes, which is not a word I like.

Speaker 11 (01:32:29):
But boy, a lot of people they are moist in
the shorts that apparently you can use that with impunity.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Now, so I get called that a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:32:41):
If you making you had on a comic who was
making jokes about Charlie Kirk, I hope you get fired.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
You fing d bag.

Speaker 11 (01:32:52):
I don't even know who he's talking about. I'm not
sure who he was talking about, but all right, people
really got in their feels about the Charlie Kirk thing.
Some people are still on it. It is redefined their life.
How sad for you, sir. Nevertheless, thank you for the comments.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
Worn goes must come down, swerving wheel, cut the door, I'm.

Speaker 16 (01:33:20):
Disturb Wheel Radio, Cleveland Radio. List of Facebook comments.

Speaker 6 (01:33:31):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred.

Speaker 9 (01:33:37):
Fun fact, celebrity deaths like testicles, sometimes come in threes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:44):
The Allen Cox Show and one seven WMMS.

Speaker 11 (01:33:54):
I think there might be more than three celebrity deaths.
They come fast and furious.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Also devotion to accuracy.

Speaker 11 (01:34:05):
Everybody telling me that the apparently the load Eye outlets
have been gone for a year.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
I didn't know that. I haven't been out there in
a long long time.

Speaker 11 (01:34:15):
So apologies, I guess to the fine men and women
and teens former employees out there at the Load Eye.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Outlet. Mall Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:34:29):
Donna from the Grateful Dead died and, as a lot
of people pointed out when they told me, is not
really my cup of tea. But she was very much
a part of that band. So Grateful Dead fans in
mourning over her Donna Jean god Show. Is that how

(01:34:49):
you pronounced gods show? Donna Jean go show, gods Show?
I don't know how you pronounced her name. She sang
with Elvis. She was a good, big deal the grateful
dead fan. She's dead. Diane Ladd died. You know who
Diane Ladd is.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
She's Laura Dearn's mom, but.

Speaker 11 (01:35:09):
She was married to Laura Durn's dad was Alan Ladd.
I think, speaking of Mississippi, Diane Ladd was from Laurel, Mississippi,
and she we were talking about the sitcom Alice had
come from a movie, a drama called Alice Doesn't Live
Here Anymore? And I think Diane Ladd was flow in

(01:35:33):
that movie. But anyway, Diane Ladd died. She was eighty
nine years old. But she was a very very accomplished
actress in all kinds of stuff. And Bruce Dern, of course,
was Diane Ladd's husband. Laura Durn's dead. And then an

(01:35:56):
actor named Checki Carrio, who a lot of people might
not know the name, but they definitely know. I was
never There was a period of time during college because
this is when you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
When I was getting into foreign films.

Speaker 11 (01:36:07):
I was taking film classes, and you were encouraged to
be watching all these films. And there aren't a whole
lot of foreign films over the past thirty years that
really broke through to the mainstream.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
There were a couple Cinhem A pair of Diizo is
the one that comes to mind.

Speaker 11 (01:36:20):
An Italian film Life is Beautiful that some people learned
about Roberto Benini. I think he won an Oscar and
then kind of went back into obscurity. And there was
a French movie called La fem Nikita, which had been.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Redone.

Speaker 11 (01:36:34):
In subsequent years, they did a version with Bridget Fonda.
In the mid nineties they did a television show called Nikita,
but the original French films called La fem Nikita, and
it had a French actress named Apario in it, and
they were trying to make her a big thing in
the States. Like the late eighties early nineties with this
guy Checki Carrio, who was in a ton of movies.
I thought he was Polish, but he was Turkish. But

(01:36:56):
he grew up in Paris, so he was in all
like these French films.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
He died too.

Speaker 11 (01:37:00):
Again, he's a guy you might not know the name
unless you're a film nerd like I am. He died
of cancer over the weekend. But he had a long career.
He was one of these guys. You'd see him usually
he's a bad guy. You'd see him pop up in
a movie and you'd be like, I know that face,
but I don't know the name. He would do like

(01:37:23):
television shows, you know, the BBC and things like that.
So he had a handful of franchises that he was
very well known for.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
So, yeah, a lot of people died, by the way.

Speaker 11 (01:37:35):
You know who else died, Rob h the guy who
invented the frozen burrito. Oh, and I gotta tell you,
and I told you this, but I'll say it publicly
because you sent me this yesterday. And what did I
say to you?

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
You've never had a frozen burrito, never had a frienden
And I still can't get past that.

Speaker 11 (01:38:00):
Really, you can't know a frozen borrito. I've never had
a frozen burrito. Now I have to assume it's because
I would rather just go to a place and get
a burrito. Yeah, but you can't get a burrito sometimes
when you want one. I went through talk about the
other night, didn't even get a burrito?

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
Would you get?

Speaker 13 (01:38:19):
I got two dorito loco tacos.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Uh huh?

Speaker 13 (01:38:22):
I got a cheesy gordita crunch.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
That's the item right there.

Speaker 14 (01:38:27):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:38:27):
This was the first t bell I had had in
over a year, coming back from this party on Saturday night,
and it was not good. Really didn't care for it.
It was like they I don't know. It was like
it had been sitting in the bag for a long time.
It was all mushy and cracky and you know, one't

(01:38:48):
great any and even the way that it just didn't hit.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Did you get the scoots? No, nothing like that. No good,
nothing like that, nothing on the back end, if you will,
But no, it just didn't hit. And I was so
bummed because I was like, oh, this is gonna be good.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:39:04):
I forgot all about that mountain dew so that sounds
like it would have helped the we're gonna miss it.
Well no, but at least I would have had that
and'll be like, but no, first uh, first taco bell
in a year, and it did not didn't even late
at night, right, Hi, and Tipsy, that's that's the sweet spot.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
That's why a freezer full of frozen burritos when you
got no money. Oh it was perfect man, he could
buy they were so cheap. I lived on those bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
I guess.

Speaker 11 (01:39:39):
I mean, I have to assume I'm in a distinctive
minority on that. But a guy named Dwayne Roberts who
clearly put all that frozen burrito money into his rug
on his head, right, look at that guy's eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
He's got like blonde hair with bangs.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
And you know, I find it hard to believe that
the man who invented the frozen burrito is only eighty
eight years old.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Doesn't that seem like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Something that's just somebody Like the first time someone made
a burrito, they were like, well, we should probably freeze
this and save it for later.

Speaker 13 (01:40:12):
Oh I don't, Oh you mean, because it seems like.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
It seems like something that should have been around for
a fio hundred years.

Speaker 5 (01:40:17):
See.

Speaker 11 (01:40:17):
To me, it sounds like it's something that came directly
from the advent of the microwave. Nobody was cooking frozen
burritos in the oven. So to me, they go, it
goes hand in hand. It was like the precursor to
the to the hot pocket. Right when microwaves became much
more prevalent. This guy's like, hey, let's take this and
freeze dry it or whatever he did. Yeah, see now,

(01:40:39):
and I feel hesitant to just go feet first into
a frozen burrito because there are so many of them.

Speaker 13 (01:40:45):
Now, I wouldn't even know which one to get.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Yeah, I don't know that I would necessarily like tell
you it's something you need to do. Now, it's not
the world's greatest thing. You're saying the cost point, Well,
it was perfect. Yeah, I mean I could probably crush
one right now if I had to.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
What happens with him? You eat them up in the
ends get super hard, like you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
Know I'm talking about just it's like trying to bite
in through a piece of rubber. But then once you
get inside, you hit the lava of whatever it is,
you know, flavored with your beef beans it and it's
seven million degrees in the middle, and it's great until
you get to the other.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
End and you have that hard bite.

Speaker 13 (01:41:27):
That's what I mean, Like, it's so And that's the
thing with hot pockets.

Speaker 11 (01:41:31):
You know, first time I ever had a bite of
a hot pocket was on this program many years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
I'd never had one of those.

Speaker 11 (01:41:36):
Because they're so unevenly cooked, like I don't want It's
like a Jim Gaffigan bit, you know, like it's frozen
in the middle and then it's lava on it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Just as you describe it. But man, that doesn't sound
great when you got no dough.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
That is such a good alternative to like eating another
bowl of ramen. Yeah, I get it, and you just
get put it on a plate and throw it back in,
you know what I mean, Like you cut it open
and you throw it back in and then everything's heated
to the same temperature and cut it up and you're
good to go.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Now.

Speaker 11 (01:42:03):
I have to chalk it up to this rob because
I did not drink in college. That's probably why I
wasn't coming home hankering for frozen burritos. Right there was
going to be a Mexican spot around the corner from
my apartment was open till four in the morning. I
could just go in there on the rare occasion that
I was inebriated in college. I could count on one

(01:42:26):
hand over the course of four years where that happened.
But this guy, Dwayne Roberts, a billionaire credited with inventing
the frozen burrito, now, I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
You think that's how he made his money?

Speaker 11 (01:42:39):
Yeah, or he was a businessman who was like, I'm
really bored, Let's see what I can do in the
food biz.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
I think it was probably a combination of both. You
strike while the microwave oven is hot. M see what
I did there? And you turn your what you already
have into even more froz in burrito empire.

Speaker 11 (01:43:01):
I wonder if he was also an investor in the
cryogenics business rup. If I can do this with a burrito,
surely I can do it with people.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
Where's Ted Williams? His burritos are made of people?

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Amy's burritos, I think are the ones that I used
to Amy's Burritos. I think that that was the brand
I used to get. All right, I think I'm looking
at well.

Speaker 11 (01:43:28):
Much like Amy herself, frozen in the middle, but red
hot on both ends.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
Casa Mamita is another one, all right.

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
But what was like the well, what was the one
that I guess this guy, I'm curious how this works.
Like I guess his step kids were both on a
show called The Hills. Okay, Doug and Casey Reinhardt. I
don't know if they were together his step kids. Okay,
well they're together like their boyfriend and girlfriend. But apparently
they were siblings Doug and Casey Reinhardt. People remember the

(01:43:57):
MTV show The Hills. I think that's where we learned
about like and Spencer and Heidi. Didn't they come from
that show? It's a long time ago. Those were his
step kids. He and his wife had been married to
his wife's kids, been married for thirty five wonderful years.
Yeh see, so this dude did die just shy of
his eighty ninth birthday. He did this prior to the
microwave popularity. The microwave was in like the seventies eighties.

(01:44:20):
He invented the frozen burrito in nineteen fifty six.

Speaker 13 (01:44:23):
Okay, so what is this like? So he must have
had a military background.

Speaker 11 (01:44:27):
Then that sounds like a guy who was like, hey,
we got these MREs that suck, right?

Speaker 5 (01:44:32):
I bet?

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
I mean my dad was in the military. It is probably,
But then what do you like, why wasn't that already
a thing?

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
So like if tomorrow you're like, well, you know what,
there's no frozen beef stew, you can corner the beef
stew market.

Speaker 11 (01:44:46):
Yeah, well, he was also involved in animal welfare, so
maybe those two axes crossed at some point.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Rob and the frozen burrito business.

Speaker 11 (01:44:58):
Dwayne was a philanthropist and a developer restored the mission
in hotel and spa in Riverside, California, but he was
also involved in animal welfare groups.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Education and the arts.

Speaker 11 (01:45:12):
So the inventor of the frozen oh yeah, This says
he went on to revolutionize the food industry with the
frozen burrito in nineteen fifty six.

Speaker 4 (01:45:21):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, that's way before the
microwave thing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:25):
Good for him. I mean, microwaves existed, but not like
they just weren't able to put them in a box
to cook food from the inside out.

Speaker 11 (01:45:35):
Yeah, for a long time, Alan, you can cook a
frozen burrito in the other I'll take the No. No,
I understand you can do that. I'm saying, when you
come home drunk, as Rob describes, you're not looking to
do that, right. No, No, you ever done that? Where
you I have done that as a grown man. You
come home hammered, you put in a frozen pizza, and

(01:45:57):
you forget all about it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
Yep, And then.

Speaker 11 (01:46:00):
You're either awakened by the smoke alarm or you're you've
got a giant, gooey, gross mess on the bottom of
your oven. Now, more likely what has happened to me
in the past is nothing because I forgot to turn
the oven on. And that's probably, But also that's the

(01:46:22):
best scenario, right. You don't want to wake up and
the friggin thing is going off because you left a
frozen pizza in the oven and it's you know, four
hundred degrees or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:46:34):
Have you ever been so drunk, yes, hungry that you're like,
it's warm enough, you take it out, just like it's
like it's got like a ten minute thing on it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
You're like minute five. Yes, You're like, I'll take it
right now. It's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Yes, Yeah, that was my that was my go to
with the burritosh.

Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
I knew it was going to be cold in the middle.
I'm like, I get pasted it. I'll fight through it.
I need this burrito right now. Yeah, two minutes is fine. Yeah,
but it's cold in the middle. That's all right.

Speaker 5 (01:47:01):
Fine.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
I've been married one of those old jokes, those old
timey jokes.

Speaker 11 (01:47:05):
Yeah, Nick and Stowe Alan, I'm thirty seven and I've
never had a frozen burrito. See Nick's considerably younger than
I am, but still I do have my confederates out.

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
There, and I just feel like that's one of those
staple things, like everyone's had a frozen burrito, everyone's had
a hot pocket.

Speaker 11 (01:47:24):
Oh no, trust me, I understand how odd it is
that I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
But not dead yet.

Speaker 13 (01:47:31):
Rob Hope springs eternal.

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
What about those pizza bite you read those little froze.

Speaker 11 (01:47:36):
I do like pizza rollizza, pizza rolls. You bet your ass.
You want to talk about turning your mouth in a
rubber wow, I do Totino's pizza role.

Speaker 3 (01:47:47):
That's what I was thinking of.

Speaker 11 (01:47:48):
Yeah, Alan, I've never had a frozen burrito either. With
my ibs, I make enough diarrhea as it is. Congratulations
person described their whole as an abomination. Oh my god?
How much is enough diarrhea? Is what I want to know?

Speaker 3 (01:48:08):
Right, I mean there any right?

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
Yeah, on occasion, it looks like we have some maybe
some burrito experts on the phones.

Speaker 3 (01:48:15):
Yeah, Hello, who's this?

Speaker 6 (01:48:18):
Hey, this is Bricky.

Speaker 31 (01:48:19):
I just want to let you know, man, you gotta
try that the deep fried frozen.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
Burritos deep fraud. Explain it to me.

Speaker 20 (01:48:27):
Okay, so you take the frozen burrito out of the
bag and you put it in the deep prior and
you let it cook off.

Speaker 31 (01:48:33):
You'll start floating and it's amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:48:35):
Yeah, how did you Was this a drunken discovery or
was this relayed to you by someone else?

Speaker 31 (01:48:41):
Obviously it's been so many years, it could have been
any type of discovery.

Speaker 5 (01:48:45):
It could have been drunken.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Or so you have a deep.

Speaker 5 (01:48:49):
But what's this discovered?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
It's it's a phenomenon that just it's it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
And so you have a deep frior at home.

Speaker 31 (01:48:56):
Yes, it's like, you know, just a normal deep priorsitside
your counter and yeah, just dropped the frozen burrito in there.

Speaker 3 (01:49:03):
When it bloats, it's done, it's crispy on the outside
and the lava in the center.

Speaker 11 (01:49:09):
Woah, look at that. All right, thank you man, I
appreciate it. There's a tip, rob somebody else says, if
you wet the burrito, it steams the tortilla and makes
it softer.

Speaker 3 (01:49:19):
See. I would probably also in that case have to
buy a deep.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
Fryer or always have a ton of oil just sitting
on my stove for me to deep fry my burritos
even if I'm drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:49:29):
You want to dick around with that when you're drunk.

Speaker 11 (01:49:30):
Well, also, you could probably do them. You have an
air fryer, I do Yeah, I probably do him in
the air.

Speaker 3 (01:49:34):
Fry now in my house.

Speaker 4 (01:49:35):
Down nine, couple of minutes in the microwave. You cut
off the ends and go gotcha?

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
All right, Tia, she's number three fourteen on the Blacklist.

Speaker 11 (01:49:45):
Allen, I had hot pockets for dinner last night, meat
balls and mozzarella.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Oh boy, mornings on the Power Chicken, it's meat balls
a botzarella.

Speaker 11 (01:50:00):
Tomorrow you gonna play What's in My Pocket? It's at
forty Those guys will get into the National.

Speaker 3 (01:50:07):
Radio Hall of Fame. Power Chicken. Yep, it's the Roaster,
the Rock of Casper.

Speaker 11 (01:50:19):
Yeah, all right, ta well, congratulations. I'm not a praying person,
but I'll pray for your bee hole.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
I don't remember the last time I had a any
frozen thing like that, really, but a hot pocket in particular.

Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
It's been twenty years, long time. Imagine right now we
can afford real food now thanpek for yourself.

Speaker 6 (01:50:40):
Grant Larston's on the phone for the National Park Service.

Speaker 3 (01:50:43):
I cannot meet with him right now. We are in
crisis mode.

Speaker 13 (01:50:45):
Okay, Larry, just tell him I.

Speaker 25 (01:50:46):
Need to reschedule because I'm trying to fix.

Speaker 3 (01:50:48):
My beehole disaster. Wait no, wait, no, Larry, don't tell
him that. Don't mention my beehole.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Alan.

Speaker 11 (01:50:54):
Why didn't the guy who invented the frozen burrito call
it the burr eto? Oh man, that's really good man.
It were right there, right there, right there. Alan, I'm
seventy four and I've never had a frozen burrito. Well,
now you're just being ridiculous for at that point you're

(01:51:16):
actively avoiding them.

Speaker 3 (01:51:17):
At least Alan still has time to try one. Maybe
I might die tomorrow and that's what's going to go on.
My tombstone never had a frozen He died never having
consumed a frozen burrito.

Speaker 11 (01:51:31):
Perhaps they can sew one into my bloated corpse.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
Gross. Yeah, thanks, yeah, thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Alan.

Speaker 13 (01:51:40):
I'm fifty eight and I've never had a frozen all right, I.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
Get it, Jesus, oh God for you.

Speaker 11 (01:51:46):
Everybody's trying to one up me, Rob, everybody's co signing trying.

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
To one up me.

Speaker 11 (01:51:52):
Frozen burritos are best in the air. Frar all right,
snack bar when I right? The just convection ovens, right,
We didn't. I didn't even grow up with a microwave.
We didn't have a microwave. We had a toaster oven
and we didn't have a convection of him.

Speaker 3 (01:52:07):
When I was a kid, it was just an oven
of him. There was no convection feature. Lucky to have
an oven. Yeah. By My girlfriend didn't cook. Oven was
for her shoes.

Speaker 11 (01:52:20):
We was po We were so poor we couldn't even
pay attention.

Speaker 15 (01:52:27):
If you have a non working television, hu, there's some
food news for you, oh ri ip frozen burrito guy,
Dwayne Roberts, you made generations of people. You want to
talk about somebody who got rich from an actual contribution

(01:52:47):
to society, right, it might not be your cup of tea.

Speaker 13 (01:52:51):
Well, at least this isn't a guy.

Speaker 27 (01:52:52):
It created a data center that combed everyone's information and
then sold it.

Speaker 11 (01:52:57):
This is a guy, the frozen burrito right, the patron
saint of drunks from sea to shining Sea.

Speaker 3 (01:53:06):
Thank you, Dwayne Roberts.

Speaker 11 (01:53:07):
Although I've never consumed your brain child, we know who
to think it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:53:16):
Just go buy one on the way home. By one
on the way home.

Speaker 11 (01:53:19):
Huh any further suggestions, gotta have it moist? Okay, thank you, Rob.
It's a fitting PostScript Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 6 (01:53:29):
On one call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 20 (01:53:35):
Alan Cox is the worst strive time personality I've ever heard.

Speaker 9 (01:53:45):
One double o seven or eight one double oh seven?

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 13 (01:53:53):
Please don't call me a personality to day.

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
And what if this wasn't a drive time show, would
he be much more into it? Or if it was
middays or nights real We'll never know, sad.

Speaker 11 (01:54:12):
I like how we're running promotions. We're running promos for
imaginary podcasts. We're doing what now, we're running ads for
imaginary podcasts. Like in one of the ads, they're like
this is they're describing something and they're like, this is
an imaginary podcast, blah blah. Just when you think you've

(01:54:34):
heard it all, well, it's funny, you know, I get
all of these, mom I've been in this business a
long time, you and I both have, and so you
get these trade industry email blasts, and a.

Speaker 13 (01:54:50):
Lot of times it's interesting.

Speaker 11 (01:54:51):
I'll pour over them, you know, see if I can
glean any valuable information. What I got this morning was
big payoff. From local podcasts. Yeah you think, guys, FYI,
homegrown talent makes digital.

Speaker 3 (01:55:13):
Goal is with the.

Speaker 11 (01:55:15):
Indirect contrast to like, you know, like celebrity podcasts.

Speaker 13 (01:55:19):
Right they're talking about.

Speaker 11 (01:55:21):
Well, listen, you've got some basic talent right there with
your older radio sessions.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
Oh do you? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:55:26):
Well, good, happy to know we're finally on someone's radar. Now,
by the way, that's making money for the company, totally
not us. We don't get a cut of advertising from
our own podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:55:40):
But what are you gonna do.

Speaker 11 (01:55:41):
You can't have everything, Rob, You'll take what you again,
and you'll like, Hey, your Cavalier's are off tonight. But
they kind of went one up, one down over the
weekend Halloween night loss of the Raptors here at home,
one of those NBA Cup games. But they got one
over on Atlanta yesterday one seventeen to one nine. Probably

(01:56:04):
a little closer than it should have been.

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
But a win is a win.

Speaker 11 (01:56:07):
Uh So Wednesday night, nothing, tonight, nothing tomorrow. They'll be
back here at home to play Joe Lmbid on the
seventy six ers. Who else Paul George, He's still in
the sixers. Seven o'clock tip off here at Home Rocket
Arena on Wednesday night, so six thirty pre game here
on MMS and on the iHeartRadio app. Actor John Slattery

(01:56:30):
is going to be on the show tomorrow. If you
don't know the name, you're gonna know the face guy
with the white hair, right. He's on mad Men back
in the day. But he's done a lot of other things, obviously,
and I'm a fan. I like John Slattery a lot.
Oh yeah, you know John Slattery. You know him to
see him pretty angular.

Speaker 3 (01:56:46):
Face on that guy. Yep.

Speaker 11 (01:56:49):
And he's promoting a movie called Nuremberg as timely as
today's headlines. So I'll be talking to him tomorrow, excited
to chat with him. I came to Men very late.

Speaker 30 (01:57:01):
You know.

Speaker 11 (01:57:02):
I watch it when I remember that I'm watching it.
It's on AMC all of the episodes, and AMC Plus
is one of this four hundred streamers I subscribe to
that I forget I subscribe to.

Speaker 3 (01:57:15):
But when I click the channel, I watch what I want.
Mad Men.

Speaker 11 (01:57:18):
I'm am like the middle of season two, shows like
fifteen years old.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Yeah, I never watched it either, but I enjoyed a
great deal. There's two big reasons I should watch it.

Speaker 13 (01:57:33):
But are you referring to Christina Hendricks.

Speaker 4 (01:57:38):
Yeah, two gigantic reasons I should watch that show.

Speaker 3 (01:57:42):
She is a gorgeous, curvy gal. I am a fan.

Speaker 11 (01:57:47):
And there are all these actors that because I'm just
watching it for the first time, didn't realize, like was
in the show, right, I didn't know Jared Harris was
in the show. I know Elizabeth a lot of people
blew up from mad Men, got famous off of Madman.
A lot of people, you know, Elizabeth Moss blew off
from that show. I find her to be very visually unpleasant,

(01:58:08):
but she's good on that show, you know. And Christina Hendricks,
who is lovely and uh.

Speaker 13 (01:58:19):
Very much of that time.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
Right.

Speaker 11 (01:58:20):
Obviously they cast her. There's a show set in the fifties,
so you needed girls that were, you know, popping out
of their courses.

Speaker 3 (01:58:29):
Any who.

Speaker 11 (01:58:31):
John Slattery, who was Roger Sterling on Madmen, will be
on the show tomorrow. He's married to George Clooney's ex wife.
Clooney was married very very briefly to an actress named
Talia Balsam, and she's pretty too. She's been married to
John Slattery for a long time. You can follow Clooney

(01:58:53):
that's gotta be tough on. Yeah, but Clooney, like Roseanne
era Clooney, Still right, I meant so, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
They were married for like three four years, late eighties.
Every time you see like Clooney, you're like, god damn it.
But yeah, yes, I mean you do. Yeah, but it
doesn't I guess. I mean you never know Cuomo, like.

Speaker 4 (01:59:17):
Just looking at him, Look at the guys, a silver
fox everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:59:20):
Yeah, men want to be him.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
Yeah, yeah, your ex wife just used to lay there
for him like that's a that's a tough he matter.

Speaker 11 (01:59:29):
Yeah, but if you were married to Clooney for four
years and you got you know, again, it comes down
to who you get when doesn't matter right people now
you'd certainly never know it. But people now get a
little bit of a better version of me than they
did twenty years ago. Still, man, I'm the same prick
I always was. But you know, people they're warm up

(01:59:51):
to you. It's George Clooney.

Speaker 4 (01:59:53):
We don't want to follow that, no, but they don't
want to follow Pitt. You don't want to follow Clooney.
Certain guys just don't want to follow.

Speaker 11 (02:00:00):
But when you've been married for twenty five years, like
you won I know, well.

Speaker 4 (02:00:05):
I mean you technically you won't. I mean like you
still you know that that still runs through his mind.

Speaker 11 (02:00:11):
No, it wouldn't be hurt that, you know, because she
probably says things like, hey, when I was married to him,
he wasn't George Clooney still he was like on Roseanne
and the Facts of Life.

Speaker 3 (02:00:20):
He's still George Clooney. Dude, Yeah, it's George Clooney's not E. R.
Clooney either. Like it. But you end up with who
you're supposed to end up with, and she was supposed
to end up with.

Speaker 11 (02:00:30):
I'm I'm transcribing all this tonight and I'm going to
read it back to him tomorrow. Hey, my co host
said that when you when you're laying the pipe to
the good missus slattery, that she is.

Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
Doing everything she can do.

Speaker 11 (02:00:49):
She's thinking about baseball so that she doesn't scream out
Clooney's name. Yep, what say you think got married in
Vegas and the divorced. You know he's gonna go Jesus
who was married to George Clooney? Your current wife?

Speaker 3 (02:01:04):
She what well, but.

Speaker 11 (02:01:05):
Her her parents were very famous actors by the way too.
Her dad was a guy named Martin Balsam, and Joyce
Van Patten was her mom.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
She was like in the Bad News.

Speaker 11 (02:01:15):
Bears in Saint Elma's Fire, And so her parents now
Clooney's aunt, Rosemary Clooney very famous too. His dad was
a very well known news anchor in Kentucky, where Clooney
grew up. So they're families, you know, maybe they were,
you know, I don't know, maybe their paths crossed that way.

(02:01:36):
I don't know anything about John Slattery's background, but I'm
going to ask him tomorrow. Has your wife I'm sure
he'll appreciate this, rob Yeah, when I just you know,
people know him. He's Howard Stark in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Hey,
has your wife ever screamed out George Clooney's name when

(02:01:57):
the two of you are shall we say in flaggrin teto.

Speaker 3 (02:02:01):
No, But it's odd.

Speaker 4 (02:02:01):
We do roleplay a lot, and she asks me to
play a character named Jorge.

Speaker 2 (02:02:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
We both have gray hair. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:02:09):
She makes me put on this this beard, like, you know,
scruffy type of beard.

Speaker 11 (02:02:14):
I bet John Slattery thanks it. I bet he looks
at her and goes she's a goddess. I am the
luckiest man alive. George got a mall right, yeah, everybody wins.
I'm just sayingbody, you still do slatteries from Boston by
the way, Oh yeah, there's still your wife.

Speaker 3 (02:02:35):
Have a scream out Clode's name, You.

Speaker 4 (02:02:37):
Prick, you're dirty mast Come on, there's certain people you
just don't want to follow.

Speaker 13 (02:02:44):
Terrible, terrible line of questioning.

Speaker 11 (02:02:48):
Terrible anyway, I am not going to ask him that rock, Okay,
not gonna do it, all right, not gonna do it.
He was on Arrested Development and Desperate Housewives and thirty
Rock and.

Speaker 3 (02:03:03):
He's awesome, huge resume. I didn't realize that's who he was. Anyway,
he'll be on tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:03:10):
Alan.

Speaker 11 (02:03:10):
Speaking of ovens, were we oh yeah, yeah, that the
toaster putting the frozen Yeah. When my wife's mother, when
my wife's grandmother was a young girldest person says wife's
grandmother was a young girl. Her family had weird pets,
but at one point they had some baby geese and
her grandmother tried to keep them warm by putting them

(02:03:33):
in their oven. Oops ended up cooking them alive.

Speaker 3 (02:03:40):
That's that's really, really, really messed up, and there begins
the story of Thanksgiving, the first Thanksgiving? Couldn't hear like
the do they? Would you say? Geese quack? Is that
what they call it?

Speaker 5 (02:03:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:03:55):
How would you not hear it?

Speaker 10 (02:03:56):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:03:57):
It was a grandmother, right? How do you not hear that?

Speaker 19 (02:04:02):
I'm not sure what's going on in there? But is
everything okay?

Speaker 3 (02:04:09):
Nana? You want to check the kitchen? I think something
might be I don't know. Can you smell? This weekend?
Made up my mind by the way you smell meat?
Are you talking about? I'm getting out? Really, I'm getting out.

(02:04:30):
I'm done done, Ducks Win, I'm out? Oh?

Speaker 13 (02:04:35):
Yeah, I know you had been considering it.

Speaker 3 (02:04:37):
Yeah, yeah, I had a u.

Speaker 4 (02:04:40):
I had a conversation with a realtor friend and I'm out.

Speaker 3 (02:04:49):
Yep, well look at you, bro. Well, of course it
does come down to what I can get from my house.

Speaker 4 (02:04:55):
But I have made the decision that if all things work,
Sionara nade Hood ducks Wind.

Speaker 3 (02:05:04):
Wow, Ye, what an amazing epiphany. I can't take it anymore, man,
I can't. I can't take it anymore. I don't live
on a film. This guy's long con worked.

Speaker 4 (02:05:18):
I guess I've.

Speaker 3 (02:05:20):
Never met the guy.

Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
So I can't even assume that it's a connigance, like
trying to get me to move.

Speaker 3 (02:05:24):
But I understand, Uh, I just I can't do it.

Speaker 11 (02:05:27):
It's the it's the inconsideration in general.

Speaker 3 (02:05:32):
It's just everything.

Speaker 13 (02:05:32):
It's the disc goddamn spect rob.

Speaker 4 (02:05:36):
Yeah, I I just it's it's easier for me to
make some money on this house and walk away from
all the negative that I've had a deal with since
I bought it.

Speaker 11 (02:05:46):
And r E s P I c T h huh
r E s P I c T say I'm done,
it's over.

Speaker 3 (02:05:54):
Good for you. Yeah, starting to figure out what I'm
gonna do next. I'm gonna die.

Speaker 11 (02:05:59):
Am I gonna want an amazing conclusion to come to.

Speaker 3 (02:06:04):
Yeah, I just bury in the leaves. Done man, just done,
man annoyed? Yeah, understood.

Speaker 13 (02:06:11):
Now will there be a big farewell party from the block?

Speaker 8 (02:06:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:06:16):
Ill in the middle of the night. Just nobody even
know I'm gone.

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 11 (02:06:20):
There's nothing better. It's easier to do when you're single
in an apartment. There's nothing better than moving out in
the middle of the next leave when you got nothing.
I did it a couple of times, or I was
behind in my rent.

Speaker 5 (02:06:31):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:06:32):
Yeah, No, this is nothing like that in the middle
of the night.

Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
Bro, I'll just uh, I got a couple of things
I want to do before I sell it. So I'll
do a couple of things because I don't want people
to be in the same type of situation I was
when I bought that house, because the previous people were such.

Speaker 13 (02:06:46):
Pretty This is what I'm saying, that might be a
little bit of a.

Speaker 4 (02:06:49):
So I'm gonna do with hrs. I'm going to do
a few things to it. No, because I've already paid
all that much. Like all the stuff that the next
people that buy the house after me would have to fix,
I've already done, you know what I mean, Like people like, oh,
that's so good. You updated the kitchen in the bathroom,
you know, like those are the things people see, right
but they you know, it's not going to be very
sexy to the new people to say, oh yeah, and

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I put fifteen thousand dollars worth of over media basement
because the previous owners.

Speaker 3 (02:07:14):
Were a hole.

Speaker 11 (02:07:14):
No, but that's very helpful information, it is. That's absolutely
stuff that would put you across the finish line.

Speaker 3 (02:07:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, So I'm gonna do a few things.

Speaker 11 (02:07:22):
You can be a hell of a cv. Yeah, I'm
just there's a one sheet on what you're getting.

Speaker 3 (02:07:26):
Now there are ducks anyway, I'll see you.

Speaker 4 (02:07:28):
Oh yeah, bad that I won't see it got And
hopefully by the time people like they they you know,
I'll go over there and that's when I'll like just
like throw a handful of peas into that pond of
their yeah, some whatever you and it makes them sleep.

Speaker 3 (02:07:41):
But then just be like, you know, I'm done now.
Now there's no way you're like there, what's in that?
What's not losure, nothing, nothing?

Speaker 11 (02:07:47):
On your way out of town, you just throw some
throw some tainted peas or some taint.

Speaker 3 (02:07:57):
Yeah, see yuah suckers. So yeah, don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
If I don't know, if I'll buy another house, if
I'll rent something for a while and keep looking, wait
and see what the market does.

Speaker 11 (02:08:05):
Because right now, oh, your wife and child live with
you in an air stream, they will do that sounds fun?

Speaker 3 (02:08:11):
Anything? What about a tiny house with mere anything? All right?

Speaker 4 (02:08:16):
I mean, it couldn't get any worse than it was
when we moved, you know what I mean, Like we
lived in hotels, and Airbnbs for months trying to fix
this pig up.

Speaker 3 (02:08:24):
And now it's nice and I gotta move out, time
to unload, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:08:28):
Time to go.

Speaker 3 (02:08:29):
Well, ducks win. It was that.

Speaker 11 (02:08:39):
Imagine the first night in the new spot wherever it is,
buy or rent, and it's just nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:08:46):
Nothing, You don't hear anything, just.

Speaker 11 (02:08:49):
The ambience of whatever's going on outside, Like this is great, honey.

Speaker 3 (02:08:55):
But then, knowing my luck, you'll be like two days
later you're like, hey, we got ducks.

Speaker 11 (02:09:03):
Yeah, new neighbor moves in. Hey, god, it's worse than ducks.
Oh my god, what's going on over there. Oh you're
never gonna believe this. The guy next door just moved in.
He's got camels. This guy all day long, this guy camels.

Speaker 3 (02:09:20):
I would like that. Oh no, oh god, trying to
sleep over here. I'm trying to get my boy rush. Yeah,
we'll just be making the same noise back at him. Yeah,
after the thirty seven seconding.

Speaker 11 (02:09:37):
Your new neighbor ago, Honey, they got a goddamn camel
over there.

Speaker 3 (02:09:41):
I heard it last night last night.

Speaker 11 (02:09:47):
This guy has the temerity, the audacity to house a.

Speaker 4 (02:09:53):
Camel head boy. Yeah, all right, but yeah, it was
all weekend. This weekend, I was outside trying to do
some stuff. I replaced a screen door, and I'm just
I'm just listening to to Ducks. And I walked inside
and I said to Melissa, I'm like, let's just make
the appointment. Let's talk to the real turn and see

(02:10:13):
what they say. She's like, good idea.

Speaker 1 (02:10:15):
M M.

Speaker 4 (02:10:17):
It's like nine o'clock in the morning. And just that's
what it sounded like. But there was like three of
them doing that, and I was going to record it again,
and I'm like, you know what, what's the point.

Speaker 3 (02:10:24):
You get it? You know what it sounds like. It's
the point, Brian, your thoughts. This is all right, Listen,
that's not that's not a great opening off to see
what that has to do a great opening offer.

Speaker 8 (02:10:39):
High believe it's Leslie. I couldn't stay on hold, but
number one I wanted to say, Rob, I appreciate that.
On the live stream today you're serving hot young Alec
Baldwin in beetle juice. The first one a good one
with your checker plannel. Today that's the gray and white one.

Speaker 3 (02:10:59):
But hot your here's Leslie, Rob.

Speaker 11 (02:11:03):
You are serving hot young Alec Baldwin in Beatled Juice. Yeah,
congratulate because I wore a flannel today. That's amazing. Well,
now you know it's better to look good than to
feel good.

Speaker 3 (02:11:14):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (02:11:14):
The meat of this Alan, you were talking about how
you have never had a burrito. I would like to
a territory of.

Speaker 3 (02:11:23):
Never had a frozen burrito for interview.

Speaker 8 (02:11:26):
What is a food that you had such a bad
experience with that you're you've never eaten it ever again?
Case in point. I see you have not had a
hot dog since March of nineteen ninety eight because as
an elementary school kid in the public school district, had
a very gristly hot dog. I have a texture eater,
and as a young.

Speaker 13 (02:11:47):
Child, how is there gristle and a hot dog?

Speaker 3 (02:11:50):
By the way, it just sounds like they didn't mince.

Speaker 8 (02:11:52):
Up vomited in a packed cafeteria and it was such
a traumatizing experience. It's been at this point over sir years,
and I've never had another hot dog ever again. And
I didn't know if perhaps you guys have had a
similar experience since we were on the topic of food
last segment. Anyway, I love you boys.

Speaker 3 (02:12:14):
Hot dogs are so good.

Speaker 11 (02:12:16):
Hot dogs are great, boy, And I mean we came
from the generation where hot dogs were just like a
holes and rat parts and you know, bug lips andings
like that. You kids today were the actual meat in
your hot dogs, beef all beef. Yeah, they're like like, yeah,
you don't.

Speaker 3 (02:12:33):
Know when they weren't beef at all. They don't get
that joke.

Speaker 4 (02:12:36):
In the great outdoors with the raccoons, don't even wanting
to eat them. No, do you have a food?

Speaker 11 (02:12:41):
I mean, I won't eat lima beans, which is not
some hot take. A lot of people hate lima beans,
but for me, it's very specifically tied to the fact
that my parents, my mom in particular, we weren't like
clean your plate people, right.

Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
My mom was like, eat what you can eat.

Speaker 11 (02:12:59):
So it was that, but they took great exception to
when I would just kind of stomp my foot and
not want to eat something. So my parents at my
grandmother's house on a Saturday night, my grandmother had served
lime of beans with something and I didn't want them,
and I did a no thank you bite, But apparently
I wasn't good enough, and so my mom was hell
bent on some aversion therapy. I guess where she was

(02:13:24):
gonna show me, boy, And I was gonna sit there
until I ate those lime of beans.

Speaker 3 (02:13:28):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (02:13:28):
And it's not like I was some headstrong kid, right,
I got along. I was getting beat up at school.
I wasn't trying to get smacked at home. That happened though, too,
And I vividly remember sitting in my grandmother's dining room
and everybody else is out there watching TV having fun.
I was probably nine or ten, I that old. On

(02:13:50):
a Saturday night they had and they were really they
were really trying to load the deck in their favor.

Speaker 14 (02:13:57):
Right.

Speaker 11 (02:13:58):
They made me sit there for a while. And after
a while, my mom comes back and I haven't eaten
lima bean one. She dims the dining room lights, so
now it's just me sitting there in the dark.

Speaker 3 (02:14:08):
She was gonna show me.

Speaker 2 (02:14:09):
Did you get it down?

Speaker 16 (02:14:11):
No?

Speaker 11 (02:14:11):
I didn't eat one of them? Why at an hour late?
Because I didn't want to. I didn't like them. I'm like,
why are you dying on this hill?

Speaker 14 (02:14:19):
You know?

Speaker 11 (02:14:19):
My mom was always trying to she was trying to
keep us healthy and all that. So we ate lots
of weird crap and that's fine, But I'm like, I
draw the line at lima beans.

Speaker 3 (02:14:27):
I do not like them.

Speaker 11 (02:14:29):
Why should I be forced to eat something I wasn't
some picky eater right, Like, why is this the hill?

Speaker 27 (02:14:36):
Now?

Speaker 16 (02:14:36):
Again?

Speaker 11 (02:14:37):
This is all in my brain. I wasn't, you know,
talking to my mom this way at ten.

Speaker 4 (02:14:41):
I haven't had a muscle in probably twenty five years.
That's the only thing I bet mentality can help me.
That mentality health dot com slash Radio if you'd like
to find out about my journey anyway, I just the
seafood muscles I have not had in one. It took
one bad experience with them. Now if I even see
them or smell them, I won't.

Speaker 3 (02:15:02):
I understand.

Speaker 11 (02:15:03):
I prefer cockles to mussels, no lima beans to this
day now, if they're in you know, it's like I
don't care for at a mammae and things like that.

Speaker 3 (02:15:14):
It's just similar to me, It's fine. Other people will
eat these things, so what if.

Speaker 11 (02:15:19):
So I sat there for a good two hours because
I was like, I'm not sitting here with my arms crossed.
I'm like, I'm not going to eat these So however
long you think I'm going to sit out here until
I learn a lesson, I'm like, I'm not going to
eat these, and my mom finally gave up, literally two
or three hours later. I was like, okay, what if
you were to help? I told you I didn't want these.

Speaker 4 (02:15:41):
But if you were to have a bowl of soups, say,
and you saw lima beans as an ingredient in it,
because a lot of soups will use lime of beans,
will you stay away from it completely?

Speaker 11 (02:15:49):
I mean, I don't think so. But I didn't want
to eat a pile of lima beans.

Speaker 3 (02:15:53):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (02:15:53):
It was like the vegetable with the dish that my
grandma had made. Yep, right, and my grandma didn't care.

Speaker 3 (02:16:00):
Why does my mom care? I now, of course I
know why my mom cared because she wasn't gonna let
anybody get one over on her. And I'm like, mom, what, what?
Why is this a thing?

Speaker 4 (02:16:10):
Well, if we're ever out and you get served some
lima beans, hand them my way because I love them?

Speaker 3 (02:16:16):
Fantastic? Are you being facetious?

Speaker 14 (02:16:18):
You like them? I love them?

Speaker 6 (02:16:20):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven The
Allen Cock Show.

Speaker 9 (02:16:27):
On one hundred point seven double U m M.

Speaker 32 (02:16:31):
Hey raw hey They quack cack, Hey raby they quack success.

Speaker 21 (02:16:42):
He said, Yo, my neighbors got dogs. They be fucking
all day. But what think I had enough? And every
time I sleep, maybe clucking up the storm. Every time
I leave, I hear the dugs going off.

Speaker 3 (02:16:53):
He oh, I hear it is quack quack Wi like.

Speaker 7 (02:16:56):
A dottle dust and quack quackis quack season bitch.

Speaker 3 (02:17:04):
I played this for my girls over the weekend. So good,
so good. It's way better than.

Speaker 6 (02:17:09):
It should be.

Speaker 11 (02:17:11):
Westlake Rich wants you to come out to west Lake.

Speaker 3 (02:17:14):
Yeah, it's in his username. You are, you're staying in? Yeah,
I'm not gonna take Cali out of No, I got
trying to. I guess I hadn't thought about that. So
we'll stay. We'll stay there, but I'll uh find a
new place to hang my hat.

Speaker 1 (02:17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:17:32):
Somebody said, if it wasn't for the ducks, would Rob
want to say in his current house? I know a
guy who can handle that situation. No, I think this
was the last straw, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (02:17:42):
Mean it's just it's not it's not where anybody wants
to be, any of us.

Speaker 14 (02:17:46):
And now this just did it.

Speaker 4 (02:17:49):
And if I could make a couple of bucks on
the house, and get the hell out of Dodge before
the next thing happens.

Speaker 1 (02:17:54):
Time to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:17:55):
Yeah, and if the ducks are allowed to win now
and years, they'll be duck stepping down the street and
torching all the bird synagogues.

Speaker 11 (02:18:03):
Appeasement is never the answer. Listen if you want to
Neville Chamberlain your way through this whole situation, Rob be
my guest. People are calling me ac lima lowther.

Speaker 3 (02:18:18):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 11 (02:18:20):
Allan For me, it's olives, hands down, can't stand. I'm
not even in a vodka martini. I like olives. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:18:28):
I had a bit of pizza over the weekend and
it was pepperoni and green olive, and that was It's
very salty.

Speaker 11 (02:18:34):
But pepperoni and green olive. You never had pepperhini green
olives sounds great. That what used to be forever was
my go to. And then places stopped carrying green olives,
so I pivoted to green peppers. So it's been that
for a long time, and then somewhere along the line
people started having green olives again. So I don't know
if they were expensive. Everything's got him expensive now, But yeah, no,

(02:18:57):
I would prefer pepperoni and green olive.

Speaker 4 (02:19:00):
You see, a top of nod is like perfect for me,
Like I love it on Christine's and oh man, it's
like one of my favorite snacks.

Speaker 3 (02:19:06):
I remember when my son was eight or nine years old.
He's twenty four and now will be twenty five.

Speaker 11 (02:19:12):
At Christmas, he was eight or nine years old, he
had I'd never heard of this before, a top of
nod phase. All he wanted was top of that. That's
yeah awesome. And when he was with me, I'm buying
top of nodh for this kid, sir, You've got exquisite taste. No, no, no,
it's it's it's for the fourth grader.

Speaker 1 (02:19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:19:29):
Have you ever had a muffle lettuce sandwich?

Speaker 10 (02:19:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:19:32):
Yeah, yeah, there you go. That's that's the star of
that sandwich and because of it, one of my absolute
favorite sandwiches.

Speaker 13 (02:19:38):
You know, Rob, Today is National Sandwich Day. Were you
leading up to that?

Speaker 14 (02:19:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:19:43):
I had no idea.

Speaker 13 (02:19:44):
Yeah, today is National Sandwich Day.

Speaker 11 (02:19:47):
Now, wow, I have to assume I've told the story
before of when I took a helicopter ride in Sandwich, Illinois.
I have to assume that today is probably a big
big day for them, National Sandwich Day, and today has
been very food centric. That's not by design. No, We've
just stumbled onto this on a number of occasions. And

(02:20:08):
I'm technically I'm I'm currently in a fast, so are
you I'm thinking inordinately about food?

Speaker 3 (02:20:16):
Yeah, I don't normally.

Speaker 11 (02:20:19):
How long will it be I'm doing a water fast,
so probably seventy two hours?

Speaker 3 (02:20:24):
Maybe?

Speaker 11 (02:20:24):
Oh Jesus, so we'll see. Just kind of get my
head straight and you know, good for you, bro. But
today is today is National Sandwich Day, and so they
are all kinds of chains that are.

Speaker 3 (02:20:40):
Are doing specials today.

Speaker 11 (02:20:41):
So whatever your uh whatever trips your trigger, there's going
to be a place to do.

Speaker 3 (02:20:47):
It near you. So what is the goat sandwich? I
gotta say BLT. Wow, Now a BST for me? Oh,
that's right.

Speaker 11 (02:21:00):
But I think the BLT is it's genius in its simplicity.
And I know people like the like jush up sandwiches
and you can do it. What I'm saying is the
fundamentals of a BLT are so they're so solid. You
can do whatever you want to do to that sandwich
and you're not gonna screw it up like I will

(02:21:21):
put on is slices Swiss cheese.

Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
I'll do it.

Speaker 11 (02:21:27):
Here's what I do it a BLT BST because I
use spinach one side of the bread, miracle whip. I
like the tangy zip other side, horse radish. See now
you're just down a little bit.

Speaker 16 (02:21:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:21:41):
Not all the time.

Speaker 11 (02:21:42):
Sometimes it's just bacon, spinach, the mayra on there. You
gotta have a nice hefty bread. But yeah, I think,
I think, and people love Rubens and thinks that's all great.
My mom used to make us sandwiches like when we
were kids that had like turkey and cheese and Thousand

(02:22:02):
Island dressing on them.

Speaker 3 (02:22:03):
I don't know what that that is a thing, but
I don't know what that is part of a ruben.
It's rubenesque. Yeah, I think the I love a BLT
as well.

Speaker 14 (02:22:11):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (02:22:13):
I always like to use that Japanese mayo whenever I
make those. Get real good bacon, like the thick bacon
and use that Japanese mayo. I think it's it's k
E W P I E. However you pronounce up like
the doll? Is that how you pronounce it?

Speaker 3 (02:22:26):
QP doll? That's how you pronounce it.

Speaker 4 (02:22:28):
That's that is the mayonnaise and is unbelievably good. That's
my favorite. If I'm going to have a BLT, I
always keep that mayonnaise because.

Speaker 11 (02:22:37):
Of that wow Japanese mayonnaise. I've got a clip from
that old Japanese mayonnaise commercial here.

Speaker 6 (02:22:43):
By the way.

Speaker 14 (02:22:44):
No, not that that.

Speaker 3 (02:22:48):
Japanese girls screwed it up. I think I got too
many diarrhea clips. I can't tell them one apart from
the other ones. I think the best sandwich for me,
I gotta go with a Cuban. That's a cigar rob Nope,
the Cubano sandwich. That's number one sandwich and favorite I think.

Speaker 4 (02:23:11):
So that's the go to is the Cubin Absolutely, if
I see it on a menu, I'm going to order
a Cuban sandwich.

Speaker 3 (02:23:16):
I love a Cuban sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:23:18):
Now.

Speaker 11 (02:23:18):
I like Hibburrito's, but I didn't realize that it was
a Puerto Rican Chicago sandwich. I thought I was like, Okay,
there are Puerto Rican communities in most, you know, cities
around the country. I didn't realize that anywhere else. Nobody
knows what the hell that is. Hibberto's are dynamite. Hibborrito

(02:23:43):
hibburto how do.

Speaker 3 (02:23:44):
You spell it?

Speaker 11 (02:23:45):
Jib aar i t o instead of bread fried plantains.
So from the jump, you gotta like that. I could
get and a lot of people don't put some grilled
chicken in there.

Speaker 3 (02:23:57):
It's a steak sandwich.

Speaker 11 (02:23:58):
There was a spot a couple of blocks away from
my apartment, one of my apartments that had hibborritos. There's
a little Puerto Rican place. I did not realize that
these weren't everywhere. When I came here, people looked at
me like I had a nipple in my forehead, and
I was like, well, you have Puerto Rican people here.

Speaker 3 (02:24:14):
I mean, surely someone has heard about this. They're so good,
it looks great, so good. Yeah, it's planteen. I'm sure.

Speaker 13 (02:24:21):
I'm sure there's a place around here that has them.

Speaker 3 (02:24:25):
Oh that looks great.

Speaker 1 (02:24:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:24:26):
I could definitely get down with that. But I will
say too, man, it's it's pretty hard. You're gonna look
if you're going to look at you know, you do
the Bracket Challenge of Sandwiches, right A PB and J
is going to make the final four?

Speaker 3 (02:24:41):
Okay, right?

Speaker 11 (02:24:42):
Yeah, listen, I have an uncrustable uh in the in
the freezer. I have a box of uncrustables in the freezer.

Speaker 4 (02:24:49):
And because I'm a New England guy, a peanut butter
and fluff or a fluff or nutter is going to.

Speaker 3 (02:24:55):
Make the top four for me. Another thing I've never
had never no oh dude, no weird dude.

Speaker 11 (02:25:00):
So many things that I missed growing up that just
standard kid stuff, and then as I got older, it
just wasn't part of my mental menu.

Speaker 3 (02:25:09):
It wasn't part of my palette. So I'm like, just
never had a fluffer nutt. But fluff isn't a huge thing.

Speaker 14 (02:25:13):
Here, is it it is?

Speaker 1 (02:25:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:25:15):
Yeah, I mean Midwest?

Speaker 11 (02:25:16):
Okay, Yeah, I think so because I had a hard
time even kind is what we had grown up?

Speaker 3 (02:25:20):
Yeah, but it was or what I saw.

Speaker 4 (02:25:22):
I didn't have it, but fluff branded fluff, the fluffer
nutter was the that was the stuff. Man, and I
right now I will say that it's gonna make my
if it came down to PB and J and fluffer nutter, Yeah,
I don't know what I would do. I don't know
which way I go out in that particular scenario.

Speaker 11 (02:25:40):
For people who are listening, because we do have some
freak SNAr audience Okay, I want to let you know
this is not to be confused with fluffer nutter, which
is a classic relationship on a porn set.

Speaker 13 (02:25:50):
All right, you have the fluffer and the nutter, and
then you have the nutter.

Speaker 3 (02:25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (02:25:54):
Yes, if you're overseas, of course, a nutter is a
person who's mentally deranged over here. Though, if you're working
in the adult film industry, fluffer nutter is very different,
which in turn is different on the set from the
quote unquote fluffer nutter sandwich, which is something that's really
gross because it looks like peanut butter and fluff at

(02:26:14):
the end of the day. But then, but then, but
then there's a hosing off that goes on, Rob, and
then you've got the truffle butter, the fluffernutter, truffle butter. Rob,
You've got to be really, really careful with what company
you keep.

Speaker 4 (02:26:34):
Stop ruining my fluffer nutter' you.

Speaker 13 (02:26:38):
Mean your truffle butter fluffer nutter, Rob.

Speaker 3 (02:26:40):
No, I got a DM from Mike who says a
DM is something completely different on the porn set.

Speaker 11 (02:26:48):
All right, if we're gonna go down this road, you've
got to there's a lot of landmines here.

Speaker 4 (02:26:54):
Gually's Bakery and Restaurant is a Puerto Rican restaurant in Cleveland,
Dennis Avenue, and they have your sandwich the.

Speaker 3 (02:27:04):
Beautiful. I'm going over there. I will do it because
sixty two to oh one Dennis in here in Cleveland,
all right hashtag not an ad Nope, but sounds delicious.

Speaker 13 (02:27:18):
I'll get myself over there and have a good time.

Speaker 3 (02:27:21):
Yes, we love Pueto record.

Speaker 22 (02:27:24):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (02:27:25):
He gets winded by talking. Alan, what was that banger
about ducks called It's called rob Hate Stucks an AI
song that somebody sent us, that Jeremiah sent us.

Speaker 3 (02:27:40):
Answered Bob, Yeah, it's great, thank you. I did save that.

Speaker 11 (02:27:44):
I'd have it on a you should song about you rock. Well,
it's not why, but when the ducks are in your
rear view mirror the grand scheme of things, you'll be
able to look listen to that song with some affection,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:27:59):
I just like that.

Speaker 3 (02:28:00):
I mean listen, I'm not even thinking of that. I'm
just loving the songs is fantastic.

Speaker 31 (02:28:07):
Alan Roberts wanted to let you know what I did
this weekend. I was just at Cedar Point last week
end of the year, and I'm walking with my friends.
I see a guy with a Misney hoodie walking towards us,
and I'm like, oh, I think that's actually him. So
I mentioned that to my friends. My friend wanted to
go meet him. I didn't want to bother him, but
he eventually convinced me, like, hey, let's just let's just

(02:28:29):
say I to him. Misney was so nice, Like I
gave the ac bump, I said. I listened to him,
you know, on the show a few weeks ago. But
he was asking us what we do and how our
days going. I told him my daughter loves his ads,
and he like, without without me asking, he recorded this
twenty second video. He had the whole thing, like down

(02:28:51):
to a te He's like, okay, this is what you do.
Give me a head nod when you record, and I'm
gonna say what I say, and like he basically pulled her.
I was a proud father, and if anybody ever messes
with her, of course he will.

Speaker 10 (02:29:06):
Make them pay.

Speaker 1 (02:29:07):
But yeah, he was so cool.

Speaker 10 (02:29:09):
They say not to meet.

Speaker 31 (02:29:10):
Your heroes, but Misney was amazing in real life.

Speaker 14 (02:29:14):
For no reason.

Speaker 31 (02:29:14):
He could have just said hi to us and kept walking.
He took like five minutes and like was just super nice.
So Misney's awesome. Nobody can be an hater hate the
show though, back a.

Speaker 13 (02:29:27):
Tim Mi Disney setting on, it's cedar point.

Speaker 3 (02:29:29):
I'm a fan. He's great. I'm a Tim Misney guy
because he is.

Speaker 13 (02:29:32):
He doesn't have to, you know, Nope, he's a nice
dude wearing his own merch.

Speaker 3 (02:29:37):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 11 (02:29:37):
I've never even had an Alan Cochro sticker on my
own car. This guy is like wearing Misney hoodies because
he should be. Every iteration of Billboard by the way,
right timely is today's headlines always topical?

Speaker 10 (02:29:52):
Right?

Speaker 11 (02:29:52):
There was the I'll make them pay be safe out
there trick a treat one where he looks like Frankenzetin's
got bolts in his neck.

Speaker 4 (02:30:00):
You know you got the red Eyes Max Terminator one
and the ex Streus from the Calves has been out.
And he wore a Misney hoodie the other night. Yeah
at the game. Yep, there's no joke. Tim Disney to
me is like one of these. I chalk it up
to him being so well known for so long now.
It's like when you have like road dog comics in comedians, right,

(02:30:25):
A lot of guys have been doing it for a
few years.

Speaker 3 (02:30:27):
You know.

Speaker 11 (02:30:27):
I'm talking about the guys who have been doing it forever,
and they kind of have a shtick down, but they're
complete pros. It doesn't read his shtick. They just know
every possible iteration and permutation. That's Misney. He's like a
consummate guy. When you run into him, Hey, right, nice.

Speaker 3 (02:30:46):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (02:30:48):
He knows me, so he's gonna, you know, we run
into each other, he's gonna be like hey, but like
he's that way.

Speaker 3 (02:30:54):
I do think it's and there's no downside of that.
I feel like I do have to call a little
bit of BS in that story. Go ahead. He had
to have mentioned something for Tim Disney to record a
video for his daughter. What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (02:31:08):
He's like, Oh, without me, without me saying anything, he
just recorded this video. I'm sure he was like, hey, man,
you got a phone because I'm gonna record something for
your kid.

Speaker 3 (02:31:16):
I guarantee you it didn't happen like that. Well, okay,
let's say it didn't. He did it right, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (02:31:23):
I'm just saying I feel like it might have been
a little something like, hey, my daughter's a huge fan,
Like you know, it lends itself at that point like
let me you know, I could let me send her.

Speaker 3 (02:31:34):
Well, because I've been in situations.

Speaker 11 (02:31:38):
I've been in situations where a woman will approach me,
Hey can I get a picture? Sure, my boyfriend is
too nervous to say anything to you, or vice versa.
A guy will be like, I don't know who you are.
Guys always tend to tell you that they don't know
who you know because they're they're I've never listened to you.

(02:31:58):
Well they are, but my wife wives, that's right, they're
cave manning, right, they're peacocking. So like, oh my wi,
it's a big fan. I've never heard you. Like, that's
totally fine. It's you're not required to listen. And but
they're like, oh, she's nervous or he's nervous or whatever.
I go, come on, get over here, let's do a thing,
you know, And you do that enough times, and I
mean I remember doing a video years ago with some girl,

(02:32:20):
like in an appearance I was doing, and she's like,
can we FaceTime my sister and you can curse her.

Speaker 3 (02:32:25):
I don't know what it was, And I was like, yeah,
let's do that. That sounds like fun, especially if they
don't know who you are.

Speaker 11 (02:32:33):
Because the fun part is the people that you get
to meet who are so excited, but the other people
that are with them have no connection to it whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (02:32:42):
Right, Yeah, which happens a lot that I've noticed, Like
when you you know, you're at a gig or something
and you think, oh, I listen to this guy's show
every day, and the other person's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (02:32:50):
Okay, cool, check that out. Sometimes.

Speaker 4 (02:32:52):
Yeah, I still have a hard time getting to the
I think it will get more common for me, but
when people call me clit rattler.

Speaker 3 (02:33:03):
That it's still I'm still rattler. I'm still like, hey, hey, hey,
how are you in? Especially mixed company? Exactly?

Speaker 11 (02:33:14):
Yeah, you gotta read the room, I guess. Yeah, Jesus,
thank you, your excellency. But if maybe we could have
this conversation elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:33:25):
This is my wife, right, these are my children. It's
pretty cooler. I don't know, ask my mom, Oh my god?

Speaker 11 (02:33:40):
Yeah yeah, well listen A small price to pay, rob
oh for sure for people complete strangers walking.

Speaker 2 (02:33:51):
Around going Monroe.

Speaker 6 (02:33:54):
Car Show one of.

Speaker 9 (02:34:01):
WMMS Cleveland for the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 3 (02:34:06):
I've been listening to that Horses of yours.

Speaker 9 (02:34:08):
For months, and you can take that crap and blow
it out your ass, and for good measure to call
the Allan Cox Show two one six, five seven eight
one double oh seven or one eight hundred three four
eighty one.

Speaker 6 (02:34:20):
Double oh seven.

Speaker 3 (02:34:30):
No Cavs tonight, but they went one up, one down
over the weekend, losing to Toronto on Friday night, beat
the Hawks yesterday one seventeen to one oh nine. Off tonight,
off tomorrow, and then uh back.

Speaker 11 (02:34:47):
I'm a hired wall of the Rock of the Rule
on Wednesday night for a game against the seventy six
ers of Philadelphia, and then they'll go to DC play
the Wizard's Bulls are in town on Saturday night night.

Speaker 3 (02:35:01):
Calves will go to Miami to play the Heat.

Speaker 11 (02:35:04):
Next Monday and Wednesday, and then the Raptors back here
on Thursday the thirteenth. Those are the tickets I will
have for you all week if you want to get
to a Calves game all week around three point forty
Calves Raptors Calves take Revenge on November thirteenth the Rocket Arena.
But Calves dot com for all of the information. If

(02:35:27):
you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app. You're always
welcome to leave us messages there. It's quick to do,
and I want to make sure that my map is
updated as well. So video Rob, please so I can
point to the map.

Speaker 2 (02:35:42):
Sorry.

Speaker 11 (02:35:45):
All throughout these United States and beyond, frankly, all throughout
North America, we have Canadian bureau chiefs. Justin listens in Honolulu,
Charles is a bureau chief in Suffolk, Virginia. Mark's down
a key West. Who's a new bureau chief? Jackie Listens
in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Speaker 17 (02:36:08):
Ellen, your show blows. I tried calling in and your
phone screener kept hanging up on me. I just wanted
to talk about aging movie stars. You wouldn't stoop anymore
because they're old. But your show sucks, and so does
your phone screener.

Speaker 13 (02:36:28):
Is he listening in an empty bar? It's very loud
over there.

Speaker 4 (02:36:32):
I'm arguing he's not listening at all, because we've been
talking about not having a phone screener for six goddamn months.

Speaker 11 (02:36:37):
Yeah, I don't have a phone screener, sir. I have
a phone picker upper and me. Sometimes sometimes it's Rob.

Speaker 3 (02:36:44):
Yeah, you probably picked him up, put him on hold,
and he's maybe aging movies. That's what he's upset about.

Speaker 11 (02:36:51):
He wanted to get in the aging movie stars that
you wouldn't stoop anymore. You're thrown in the Yiddish because
they're old.

Speaker 3 (02:37:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (02:37:03):
Well, of course, I wonder if this came from the
Dolly Parton thing. You were aghast at the notion that
I wouldn't lay the pipe to one Dolly Parton not
necessary given her dimensions. I think your brain was all
in a fog because of her dimensions, which are no doubt.

Speaker 3 (02:37:23):
Prodigious. I wouldn't even suggest that I was a gas
that you wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 4 (02:37:30):
I was just saying I probably would because it's Dolly Parton.

Speaker 3 (02:37:35):
That guy would have a hard time not doing it
because of who it is.

Speaker 11 (02:37:39):
Well, and this is well tread ground on this show,
and we do run the risk of objectifying older actresses, but.

Speaker 3 (02:37:48):
Let's do it, okay.

Speaker 11 (02:37:50):
So anyway, when they talk about older, I'm not quite
sure what they mean. That's a sliding scale, right, I Mean,
there's a lot of people who still think Helen Mirren
is hot.

Speaker 3 (02:38:00):
I tend to be one of them. I don't know
if I could do that.

Speaker 11 (02:38:03):
That's she got a rack, I know, but yeah, like like,
but for some people like Sandra Bullock and Halle Berry
would be old. They're north of fifty. That's not old though,
well right, I didn't know what's what I mean, like
halle Berry from Cleveland, Ohio.

Speaker 4 (02:38:19):
But I think everybody can agree. You would still do
Susan Sarandon, but you'd leave it out to Sophia Wren.

Speaker 11 (02:38:28):
See, I'm not a when I'm thinking, the common threat
here is that they all have huge racks. And I'm
not a boob guy. I'm an ass man from way back. However,
you do get into an area where why are we
splitting hairs here?

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
Wren?

Speaker 3 (02:38:55):
Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand
by Hyburto is coming out.

Speaker 10 (02:39:07):
Good.

Speaker 11 (02:39:09):
Here's the thing, Okay, Sophila Wren is ninety one years old,
corect It's not even but I thought he meant more aesthetically.
It's not even for me, like, oh no, she's too old.
It's almost like an attack it that, it's almost like
you know what I mean, ninety one. No one should

(02:39:29):
be trying to do anything physical for gan sexual. No
one should be trying to do anything with her in
an intimate way. But he's trying to that's rude.

Speaker 2 (02:39:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:39:41):
It's hello, Yes, Hi, who's.

Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
This I'm the one who just left you the message.

Speaker 3 (02:39:48):
Oh good, I know what's your name?

Speaker 2 (02:39:52):
Rick? Rick?

Speaker 1 (02:39:53):
No?

Speaker 14 (02:39:53):
Rick.

Speaker 3 (02:39:53):
I am happy you called it because you were trying
to figure out what you meant. If you meant like
Sophia loren is so old you couldn't do it? Yeah,
clarify for.

Speaker 2 (02:40:01):
Me, like Ben, Well, well there's a different spectrum.

Speaker 16 (02:40:06):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:40:06):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 33 (02:40:07):
You're telling me like you wouldn't like take Jennifer Andison
from the nineties to Jennifer Aniston today.

Speaker 11 (02:40:14):
Well, this is what I'm saying. She's like a couple
of years older than me, so that's not old to me.
I mean, I'm a gen xer. You see, asking if
I would still do Jennifer and I don't. I feel
like that's what he's asking. But that's a ridiculous that's
the craziest question you've ever asked. I thought you're talking
about like ninety You know that you see these articles
because nobody wants to Nobody wants to say anything untoward

(02:40:36):
to an aging actress, right, it's very, very weighted, so
they go, so.

Speaker 3 (02:40:40):
Vale Lorenz still gorgeous at.

Speaker 11 (02:40:41):
Ninety one, and you're like, okay, that's good. But that's
different than saying, yes, let's do it. Yeah Helen Hunt's
sixty two. Would you still do that?

Speaker 1 (02:40:49):
Is that what you mean? All right? Now?

Speaker 14 (02:40:51):
Wait?

Speaker 33 (02:40:52):
I have two different perspectives to this. First of all,
I went to Bedford High. I went to Bedford High
with Holly Berry. Never saw in Holly's, never met her whatever.

Speaker 13 (02:41:03):
But it's like, didn't even know her name wasn't Holly apparently,
No it was.

Speaker 2 (02:41:07):
It was Holly Bear.

Speaker 3 (02:41:09):
It was Holly Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:41:11):
She was named after the Holly's store downtown. Okay, but uh,
would you do Holly Berry?

Speaker 33 (02:41:17):
Yes, of course you would. But also on the other
end of the spectrum, my first crush was Arbor Eaton.

Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
She's ninety six years old. Would you still do her?

Speaker 3 (02:41:28):
No?

Speaker 11 (02:41:29):
Because it would be because it would be like it
would be like playing a game of catch with a
bag of pretzels.

Speaker 2 (02:41:35):
No, No, I would still do it just to have
her call me master.

Speaker 11 (02:41:40):
Well, then you've got different criteria going on, right, And
we've got.

Speaker 3 (02:41:44):
We're trying to be to these grondoms of state.

Speaker 4 (02:41:49):
And if maybe you'd think about going down on James
Duty bench.

Speaker 3 (02:41:56):
Free jam Judy Dench.

Speaker 11 (02:42:00):
You get down there and you go, dame girl, you
got some stuff, Dame Judy Dench.

Speaker 2 (02:42:05):
I know there's a little dust down there, but I.

Speaker 3 (02:42:09):
Dude, yes, all right, you're on reckon.

Speaker 2 (02:42:14):
You could run the gamut from you know, from whatever,
the forties, fifties to whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:42:21):
Yes, thank you, rich there's Richard wicklift there.

Speaker 11 (02:42:25):
She's My show blows because I won't pick up the.

Speaker 3 (02:42:27):
Phone when he's like, hey, do you mean you wouldn't
do That's exactly where I was hoping. Barbara wasn't going
to go with it. You know who still looks great
is Julie Andrews. You want to screw Julie Andrews.

Speaker 11 (02:42:40):
I mean, nostalgia is a hell of a drug. And
these have been public figures for decades. So rich in
this scenario could close his eyes and see Barbara Eden,
you know, in those pants, and he could That's where
he's coming from. That's where he's coming from. That's his nostalgia, right.

(02:43:02):
But again, when I think of like listen, I'm fifty
four years old. Jen X actresses are my age or
a little bit older. Right, So you go, well, that's
not old. I don't care what anybody says. Right, Lucy
Lou is almost sixty, all right, roll that around in
your head for a little bit. You know, she'll be

(02:43:24):
fifty seven right before Christmas, Lucy Lou. And so you go, well,
that's not old because you think of Lucy Lou in
Kill Bill or in uh Charlie's Angels or anything else.
Jennifer Connelly. Yeah, but a lot of those week I'm
still that's.

Speaker 3 (02:43:44):
Not ninety nineties, right ninety I'm watching this.

Speaker 11 (02:43:48):
I started watching the movie, got to the point where
I'm like, I got to turn this off for now.
The substance a lot of people have seen it. I'm
coming late to it, but I was waiting until was
streaming the substance most of the movie. Both Demi Moour
and Margaret Qually, who's Andy McDowell's daughter, but she's developing
a great career in her own right. They're both naked
for most of the movie a much. You know, Demi

(02:44:11):
Moore won her first award for this movie, First War whatever.
She won a Golden Globe, I think for the substance
this body horror film, and which is shot very much
like The Shining. It's got this really weird vibe to it,
very sparse. But they're both naked for most of the movie,
and so it's a much bigger swing for Demi Moore,
you know, like an actress will win an award because

(02:44:33):
she like Charlie's there and oh my god, she's not
wearing makeup. She put weight on, you know. Yeah, to me,
Moore is robbably sixty one or sixty two. There you go,
and she's naked for a.

Speaker 3 (02:44:44):
Lot of the movie. Well, she's been rocking those bolt
ons for years though, so getting them out.

Speaker 11 (02:44:47):
Now, they don't even look like that. They don't even
look like that unless maybe they used a body double
or something. I don't think so, because there's a lot
of wide shots of her, but you.

Speaker 9 (02:44:54):
Know, and.

Speaker 3 (02:44:58):
She looks fine, looks fine.

Speaker 11 (02:45:01):
But I'm like, but if you're this actress, if you're
to me more because the movie is like about an
aging actress and so it's pretty meta. But you're like, yeah,
a big swing for her. They go, hey, here's a movie.
We think it's interesting. You're gonna be naked most of it,
and she goes merrit So but if they were like,

(02:45:22):
here's Helen Mirren. And by the way, Helen Mirren's boobs
were I'm pretty sure some of the first ones I
ever saw in film.

Speaker 3 (02:45:31):
She was in ex Caliber.

Speaker 11 (02:45:34):
I'm pretty sure Helen Mirren's boobs were the first ones
I saw.

Speaker 3 (02:45:40):
And so it was like, yeah, but that's different than
going dah ninety six.

Speaker 1 (02:45:49):
Night.

Speaker 11 (02:45:49):
Let these women just live old, fine them. Yeah, not
everybody has to be old and hot.

Speaker 4 (02:45:56):
Just that that that movie on Netflix is what got
me thinking about that they didn't known us. Susan Sarandon
was in it. Yeah, the woman that was Karen and
Goodfellas was in it, and yeah doctor Melfie.

Speaker 3 (02:46:06):
Karen Lorraine ran Broco.

Speaker 4 (02:46:08):
Yeah, so that's what kind of got me to like,
oh my god, Susan Sarandon's seventy nine years old.

Speaker 11 (02:46:14):
Jane Fonda is eighty seven. Yeah, now she's had a
lot of work done.

Speaker 4 (02:46:18):
Sarandon the whole movie, like her character was supposed to
be like the fluozy, you know what I mean. So
her guns are out, Yes, she's spilling out everything she's wearing,
and I'm like, that's a seventy nine year old woman.

Speaker 11 (02:46:29):
That's why it's so crazy when people post the meme
about how old the Golden Girls were in that show.
They were like late forties, yeah, early fifties in that show.
B Arthur was fifty one.

Speaker 3 (02:46:40):
I'm like Jesus Christ Alan, she's not a movie star.

Speaker 11 (02:46:47):
But the young Nancy Pelosi swimsuit pictures gave me the
weirdest congressional boner.

Speaker 3 (02:46:54):
I don't think I've ever seen that Nancy Pelosi when
she was a young woman. Very cute Nancy Pelosi bikini.
Is that what I'm looking at?

Speaker 11 (02:47:06):
Aaron and Akron points out that he would drink Helen
Myron's bath water on the bloodiest day of the month.
I think she's way past that erin. I know, you're
painting a picture.

Speaker 3 (02:47:16):
This is a seer of the mind, after all, but
I'm pretty sure she's way way past that. I can't
fight whatever the hell is this guy's talking about Betty White.
I mean, Betty White's dead.

Speaker 11 (02:47:27):
I don't think anybody would want to have any kind
of physical interaction with her now, nor should they. However, Yeah,
it's and it would be different, you know, it's it's
very one sided. This is a unilateral conversation, right, Not
one of these women in that advanced age is sitting around.

Speaker 3 (02:47:48):
Going, I haven't been laid in a long time. I'm
praying a couple of guys on the radio in Cleveland
come and find me and bore me out. Not even
that Cephilla, Yay, I'm fine. It's like, look at me.

Speaker 11 (02:48:01):
No, you're you're living. You had an amazing career, right,
So it's like you might listen. It's true of relationships,
it's true of life. You never know the last time
you're gonna have sex with somebody, unless it's a very
specific situation. But people break up, you know, in between

(02:48:22):
you know, visits or whatever. So like you're in a relationship,
but you only know in hindsight the last time you
had sex with that person, unless you get like a
severance poppers. Unless it's a specific thing, right, most of
the time you go, wow, that was the last time
we ever had sex. It's same thing for all these
aging actresses. If Barbara Eden's ninety six, fair to say

(02:48:45):
she probably hasn't had sex in twenty years now.

Speaker 3 (02:48:47):
She didn't know it at the time.

Speaker 4 (02:48:49):
See, you don't know if mister Eden still isn't eating it,
you don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (02:48:54):
Is she married I don't know.

Speaker 11 (02:48:56):
I mean a lot of these women I feel like,
end up being widows because they just live. So she's
ninety four, her husband's sixty eight and still taking care
of business. Uh okay, okay. She continues to spend time
with her husband, her family, her dog Bentley, and friends.

(02:49:18):
But she was married a handful of times. Her son
died in two thousand and one from a drug overdose.
So that's very, very sad. But yeah, it cannot be
easy or fun. It's odd to be an aging actress.

Speaker 3 (02:49:36):
It's odd.

Speaker 4 (02:49:36):
On the Wikipedia page for Barbara Eaton, it doesn't talk
about the sex life in the nineties, so yeah, it's
kind of a kind of a shame.

Speaker 11 (02:49:44):
Yeah, and it would be weird to have like peaked
fifty years ago, right, Yeah, Like I dream of Genie.
That's what people think of Barbara Eaton, and you go
to comic cons and things like that, and you know,
I'm trying to think of back in the day. The
morning show in Chicago that I interned for when I
first got going in this god forsaken business was like

(02:50:05):
the Monster Morning Show. So we always had celebrities coming through.
And this is early nineties, so I'm sure I met
Barbara Eden. I don't remember, but that was the kind
of like those kinds of guests you know, that we
would have. And but again, that was thirty five years ago,

(02:50:25):
simply no way to know how old she would have been,
but uh, you know, probably mid fifties, right, And if
I'd had the moxie to be like, hey, excuse me,
miss Eton, I.

Speaker 3 (02:50:37):
Don't know why I'm talking like that, but.

Speaker 27 (02:50:42):
Eeny, hey, Lisen, when you get older, you think he's
still gonna take it?

Speaker 3 (02:50:48):
And what age do you think you'll stop having sex?

Speaker 11 (02:50:50):
Yeah, as was the custom at the time, Alan, what
would see what a man aggressively fornicated with a ninety
four year old woman in the nineteen twenty sounds like why.

Speaker 3 (02:51:03):
Does it have to be aggressively? Why does it have
to be aggressive?

Speaker 4 (02:51:06):
Because I think everything was aggressive in the twentiesn't it.
I don't want any part of that.

Speaker 11 (02:51:14):
All right, Sally, Now throw your leg over my shoulder.
Let's unpeel those bloomers. Oh there's a lot of layers here.
Oh you're saying, those aren't layers of your bloomers? So
many buttons, oh and buckles. I've never seen so many buckles.

Speaker 3 (02:51:31):
So many frills. All you're saying, those aren't frills, not
your natural ladyhood. Oh all right then, yeah, I wonder
if we'll be doing this in sixty years. This might
be the last time. This might be the last time.
Oh I forgot, she's old.

Speaker 10 (02:51:52):
And I'm not.

Speaker 11 (02:51:52):
Oh a ninety Oh I was I was thinking it
was I was letting the music sweep me away, rob,
I was thinking that we were both the same age
a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (02:52:02):
Oh God, Oh I see, okay, I get it. So
you're ninety five and i'm my age. Now why do
you mean you can't see? Which makes you how old?

Speaker 11 (02:52:15):
Let me get your spectacles. Now you can see. Impressive,
isn't it. Why do you mean you still can't see it?
Why I ought to box you in the chops? By god,
that's a lot of hair. Why don't you get back
into that Genie bottle?

Speaker 3 (02:52:30):
Make yourself useful?

Speaker 6 (02:52:37):
Anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:52:39):
Ellen? What about Elvira?

Speaker 11 (02:52:42):
Elvira Casondra Peterson is the actress I even back in
the day, Elvira was so cartoony to me that it
was like, not, you know, wasn't anybody who like, you know,
blew my skirt up.

Speaker 2 (02:52:57):
Elan.

Speaker 11 (02:52:57):
I'm almost sixty seven and I find myself watching almost
exclusively eighties porn. Well, like I said, Nostalgage, she is
a hell of a drug boy, but I don't want
to see It's like they got lou L Cinder in
a leg lock.

Speaker 3 (02:53:13):
I don't need that boy.

Speaker 4 (02:53:15):
Well, it's the I think it's also what you from
a nostalgia standpoint, but what you like fell in love
with at that age, you know what I mean. Like
Christy Kanyon will always have a special spot in my
heart because she was one of the first ones I
ever saw.

Speaker 11 (02:53:30):
But there's also something deeply sad, you know, listen, you
do what you want to do, something deeply sad about
those women who retire and then come back, because, like
you know, in porn, you're doing milf porn when you're
like twenty nine.

Speaker 3 (02:53:48):
You don't have to be legit old.

Speaker 14 (02:53:49):
Right.

Speaker 11 (02:53:50):
You get to like a certain age and you're doing
like Granny porn at thirty five, right, right. But Christy
Kanyon was like a classic porn actress. Some of these girls,
there's a couple of great documentaries called Life After Porn.
Some of them stay out and go on to other
things and maybe get advanced degrees, or they find something
they love, you follow their passion. Some of them go
I couldn't get anything to take off. So now I'm

(02:54:11):
back in porn YEP and Christy Kanyon is one of those.

Speaker 3 (02:54:14):
Now she could.

Speaker 11 (02:54:15):
I'm not saying I don't know what her motivations are,
but she has popped up in some other things and
I'm like.

Speaker 4 (02:54:23):
Ah, yeah she did. Yeah, she was on the radio
for a long time. She did that that Playboy channel
on Sirius. She was one of the hosts of that show.
That's where I would have gone had I not come
to WMMS. Yeah, she did nights on that or something
whenever that show was. But my brother, remember I sent
you that William hung cameo. My brother sent one to

(02:54:46):
me from her during COVID and it was one of
the I'll find it in Synathias, one of the funniest
ones ever because he wrote a whole bunch of stuff
that she just like read verbatim, and it was really funny,
like I hear, you've spilled more seed to me then
you know, like a bird bath or something, a bird feeder,
you know, just that it was so funny I'll find it.

Speaker 13 (02:55:06):
What did she charged for cameos?

Speaker 3 (02:55:07):
I don't I don't know. Let's see, I'll take a
quick look. Hey, I'm checking in from Christy Canyon's vagina.

Speaker 13 (02:55:15):
She's named I know that it's worth of forty dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:55:19):
I just trapped two by four of my ass so
I didn't fall in.

Speaker 13 (02:55:22):
Let's see, she's forty five bucks, all right, Well, and
how old is she?

Speaker 3 (02:55:30):
Let's take a look. I don't know. When I was
this late.

Speaker 11 (02:55:33):
Fifties, this same radio station, when I was interning, we
had a porn actress doing a nighttime talk to. Her
name was Sekah. I don't know if a lot of
people remember Sekah.

Speaker 3 (02:55:42):
She's fifty nine. Okay, well that's not that bad. No,
Saekah is like seventy one, right, But she was was
she the blonde? Yeah, huge wreck?

Speaker 11 (02:55:51):
Yeah yeah, because she lived in Chicago and somebody found
out and they were like, oh, you should do this
like nighttime.

Speaker 2 (02:55:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (02:55:58):
So she was on the radio, my old station for
quite a while.

Speaker 11 (02:56:00):
I don't know if she's doing now, but and she
couldn't been nicer, but you know, she was also a
lot of those girls that came out of the seventies
and eighties became advocates for people in sex work because
they were like, yeah, we were treated terribly back then,
and we're trying to make sure that the next generation
of actresses doesn't suffer that same thing, that they have

(02:56:21):
some more agency in what they do.

Speaker 3 (02:56:23):
You know. AnyWho? All right, wan a way to end
a Monday show?

Speaker 5 (02:56:30):
Why from Christ?

Speaker 2 (02:56:32):
She'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (02:56:38):
We could make it out of here tomorrow alive.

Speaker 9 (02:56:41):
All right, And now I must leave you as the
Brady bunch is on and I find four of those
children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 5 (02:56:49):
Get out of here.

Speaker 12 (02:56:50):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do.

Speaker 14 (02:57:00):
Big Brother is watching you.

Speaker 12 (02:57:04):
Be circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you.

Speaker 34 (02:57:17):
And with all narratives, remember obedience paid. And when you
watch that davy screens, remember it works both ways.

Speaker 14 (02:57:32):
You disappear in a wink.

Speaker 12 (02:57:35):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.

Speaker 14 (02:57:42):
Big Brother is watching you.