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(01:10):
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Speaker 2 (01:18):
Welcome.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
My name is Alan Cox, Thanks for being here. Rob
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Speaker 9 (01:53):
You know, we.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Take great pains here on the show, rob You know
this to make the viewership of this program such a joy,
you know, to make the show as visually pleasing as possible. Right,
our face is notwithstanding, but still, you know, we could
just come in here and.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know. We like to dress for the occasion.
We like to show up at our finery.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
You know. Oftentimes we'll come in here to work and
out there among the hoy POLLOI of our sales colleagues round,
they'll be like, oh, Alan, why are you so dressed up?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I said, I've got a show to do. And so
that's what.

Speaker 9 (02:34):
Now.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
If you're not watching the show, I'm dressed in tuxedo today.
If you are watching the show, use your imagination. But
I'll tell you one thing I don't need. I don't
need those Facebook memories reminding me of things passed.

Speaker 9 (02:50):
You know.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
It's funny to me Facebook memories and I don't spend
very much time on Facebook at all. At the very
least I'm on Facebook once a day to make sure
that this program's podcast has posted to the Alan Cox
Show Facebook page. And once in a while, maybe once
or twice a week, I will go over and I'll
you know, see what notifications have hit, if people are

(03:13):
leaving messages that need to be returned or anything like that,
and inevitably you'll be faced with Facebook memories. And the
interesting thing to me is all of the people who've
been on this show that I have completely forgotten, I've talked,
I've talked to over the years. You know, We'll say,
because it shows you memories from however long you've been
on Facebook. And for a lot of people now you're

(03:33):
talking fifteen, sixteen, seventeen years, the people have been on Facebook.
And so, you know, when I used to do kind
of daily Twitter posts too, I used to do like
a daily pre show post about what was coming up
that day and you know, hey, we got tickets for
this show and this guest is going to be on whatever,
and then it would post to our Facebook page. And

(03:54):
people that I've had as guests on this program over
the years and have completely forgotten about threw no fault
of their own, obviously, It's just, you know, we've been
doing this a long time, and you don't remember everybody
I had. Who did I have on? I had eleven
years ago. I had Casey Wilson on. You know Casey
Wilson is spent a couple of episodes, not a couple

(04:16):
of episodes. She spent a couple of seasons on Saturday
Night Live. And she went on her husband as a
producer of some renowned and so she went on to
be in a handful of sitcoms. She was on one
of my favorite favorite, terribly underrated shows called Happy Endings.

Speaker 9 (04:32):
She was on that.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
She was on a couple of very short lived sitcoms.
She was on eleven years ago talking about something I
had Rashida Jones on in twenty fifteen. I remember talking
to Rashida Jones, and I think she's lovely and delightful.
She's married to that Vampire Weekend guy, Quincy Jones, kid,
you know, successful actress in her own right.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I thought you were going to say, you don't remember
talking to Quincy Jones.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
I was like, dude, seriously, never had Quincy Jones, but
why would I not remember talking to Rashida Jones. Now, granted,
when you talk to these people, they are usually promoting
something specific and so obviously I'm not going to remember that,
But I don't remember talking to her. So these Facebook
memories that are bringing up the Twitter post that I
used to send out about what was going on the

(05:17):
show that day, and blah blah blah. Twenty seventeen, I
had Jim Belushi on the show. I don't remember that.
I don't remember talking to Jim Belushi, but he was
on the show. Now it begs the converse question, would
any of those people remember being on this show?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes, you think Jim Belushi would. Right now they get
talking to.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Rashida Jones would would you know Rashida Jones? I could
talk to her about any manner of things, right, very funny.
She had her own show for a while. Kaind Angie Trebeca.
I think a lot of people got to know her
from Parks and rec She was in a couple of
Apple TV shows, and I just think that she's lovely.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, but she's not Quincy famous.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
No, but few people are, so I guess I've never
had occasion to have Quincy Jones on the show.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
He's probably not slumming with somebody like me, let's find
a reason. I'd love to have.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Quincy Jones on. Well, we get him on and then
you do the interview.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, that's your jokes. You don't want to talk to
You don't want to talk to Quincy Jones. Of course
I do.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Well, here's the problem. He is dead, so for us
to talk to him, that would require someone pretending to
be able to confer with people who've passed on.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Wondering how long that was going to take to come
back around.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
Year?

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah, Quincy Jones died almost a year ago. November three
will be one year and so I sure you don't.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Want to interview him? My no, I'd like to.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
But my initial thought was I should get back in
touch with Rashida Jones people and ask her if I
could talk to her dad. Well, that would go, well, Hello,
HELLI hello, hello, Hello, Hi?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Is this Quincy Jones? Hello? Click?

Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yeah. I was just gonna do the part of it
after they hung up on me. Yeah, No, Quincy Jones
is dead, but there's a fantastic documentary on him. I
forget what it's called, probably Quincy. I bet it's called Quincy.
That was out before he died. But of course mister
Jones if you're nasty, Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton, Rashida Jones'

(07:28):
parents and so.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
So when I pop up those Facebook memories, and you know,
for a lot of people, and the same with me.
A lot of times, it's pictures, Oh hey look a
trip I took or whatever, but so many of them
are show posts. I'm like, wow, I don't remember having
that person on at all. Alan, do you remember when
you had Kim Jong un on the show. That's another
one I don't remember. The dictator of North Korea. Oh,

(07:54):
we got our own dictator problems now, I don't need
to have Kim Jong un on?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Did you book him through Dennis Rodman?

Speaker 6 (07:58):
I did not, No, no, no, didn't do that. But yeah,
very very interesting. We're also talking yesterday about people who.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Okay, somebody just gave me an idea.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
We were talking yesterday about thinning out your phone contact too,
and I had one hundred and thirty six contacts and
I just happened to go through them just as you know, looking.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I got rid of twenty people rough I started.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
I'm down to one six. Well you've got like nine
hundred people, you said, yeah, yeah, it's a lot of people,
a lot of people, a lot of people. Guarantee I'll
talk to more than sixty five of them.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nope.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
So that's a lot to go through. But for you
doing there's no way to do that on mass right,
you'd have to do it. You have to take a
day go through your entire contact list, and then when
you do it, you have to It's harder for me actually,
because with just triple digits, I'm down to one hundred
and sixteen contacts. Give one of those twenty people. It

(08:58):
was a combination of Okay, what's the life likelihood that
I'll talk to them? And how long has it been
since I've talked to them? And have they hit me up?
I don't even know that I'm in their phones anymore,
and so and again, these aren't x's and things like that.
Those people are gone the minute that we've parted company.
But these are like friends and former colleagues and things

(09:18):
like that, and just people that I'm like, wow, I
haven't talked to them in a long time. And thirdly,
if let's say down the road, I did need to
get a hold of them. That's what we got Facebook for.
So clearly they're not blowing me up. I mean, these
people haven't. I haven't heard from them Ian forever. So uh,
with not an iota of regret, Rob deleted them from
my phone. And I'll tell you what, I'm going to

(09:40):
take a second.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Pass at it. I want to get that number. It's
one sixteen now.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
I want to get it down to like under one
hundred four, like a really manageable number.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
The Allen Carr Show on one hundreds. Who needs broadcasting order?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
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won World Sexy at and five years in a row,
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Speaker 6 (10:20):
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get you one thousand dollars courtesy of the Buzzard bookie
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the last four keywords of the day here on the program,
and then we'll start it all over again tomorrow. The
Caves lose their season opener last night in New York

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one nineteen one eleven the final there against the Knicks.
Kenny Atkinson said, well, we had five new guys in
the rotation, so obviously there's going to be some growing pains.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
And two massive starters not in the rotation. Yeah, still out.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Guys that are hurt and uh so, I guess it
could have been worse much one nineteen to one eleven
was Lonzo ball in there.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
He was, Yeah, there you go, assist machine. I watched
the game, it was it was great.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Last time I saw that guy, he was rapping with
his brother on stage at the Kevin Gates show. I
was more surprised, and all I could think was, I
hope he spends more time at practice. I was surprised
they lost by eight. Honestly, like it was, it was
getting bad there for a minute. I mean Nicks were
a way ahead at the half. Yeah, oh yeah, I
mean they just twenty points at one point. You know, uh,

(11:33):
such a pain in the ass. He's just always there.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
It was.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
It was, uh, I get I find myself now. I
mean you can tell that I've been here.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
This is like my fourth season with the Calves, and
you know, I mean, look, this is where I live,
so I'll root for these teams, right.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I watched the New York teams.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Now I find myself yelling at my television, yelling at
Spike Lee, yelling at Jimmy, Look at Jimmy fallon on
the side, Get out of the fitch ass. Why I
can't stand you there? Fans, They're not fans, they're they're
they're side their court side celected.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Well, not Spike Lee. Spike Lee has been right or die.
Spike Lee's a year for thirty years hosted a Yankee game.
So it's annoying. But hasn't he been court sided side
screaming at players get them? Hey, weren't he and Larry
Larry David? I'm thinking with Larry David, Tripp Shack, weren't
he and Jack Nicholson like your East Coast West Coast
life runs for their respective bast shows.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
For sure, it's still annoying as hell to see. And
I just find it annoying to me now and I
never cared before. I think it's just because I never
paid attention to it before, But now that I'm here, like,
I see that, and I'm like.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Bastards Wait just because they're playing I don't because they
were playing it, But what does that have to do
with Spike Lee.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
He's not playing, No, he's no, but he's right there
in the middle of they think all the time he
stand up screaming and playing Yeah, yeah, yeah, good bent right,
go make another bad movie.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
He's a classic. I'll tell you what, man. I like
this last one he did. Did you haven't seen?

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
It was great. Inside.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
I mean that one's probably ten fifteen years old now.
Inside Man's Dynamite High as the Lowest, though, is like
the umpteenth remake of this old Japanese movie.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
But he did a really good job of it. With
Denzel Ben jeff Right.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Ben Steelers about the only one I can tolerate because
he's a real like nick guy, Like he doesn't miss
a game.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
I thought, But isn't that Spike Lee despite but he's
not in people's faces and screaming like what you mean
I see?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, Like he's like he's a reference to fan, like
he's there, you.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
He's at every game. He's a big knick fan. I
could take that. Timothy Shame is another one. Pardon me?

Speaker 6 (13:32):
Does Howard Stern still go to the games for a
long time? He gets that front row seat, he won't
go second row. That's his big thing.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, No, I didn't.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
I guess I associate Spike Lee with sitting courtside for
the better part of you know, thirty years. Oh, totally
only became a famous guy. But yeah, standing up and yelling,
that's like a whole other thing, you know. And because
he's famous, and because he's been there for so long
a fixture on the court side, they must give him
a lot of leeway.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Anybody else they'd be ejected from the game, of course.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I mean, players probably won't just want to backhand him
all the time to shut up, sit down.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Those young guys don't even know who he is. They're like, Hey,
who is the old dude yelling at us? They're got
Spike Lee. They're like, who Spike Lee. Yeah, Jones, the
old the old shoe guy. Right, Mars Blackman. Remember Mars
Blackman and the old Nike commercials where you'd have the
big Wasn't that Spike Lee's alter ego back then? And

(14:26):
the thing Mars Blackman, that was his character and like
do the right thing, and and then they put him
in commercials.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I like Spike Lee movies.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
Boy.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
I don't know much about him, but the last handful
of movies of his that I've seen, I liked a
lot Black Klansmen from a few years ago. I loved that, Uh,
he tried to re make Old Boy, and that was terrible,
but that original is so good. That's hard to do.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yes, Spike Lee.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Just jungle feever down down down down down down down
down out time. That's Belashie or a hatcha hotcha Twenty
fifth Hour. Nobody ever talks about twenty fifth hour when
they talk about Spike Lee because they think about like
black power movies. Twenty fifth hour when Eddie Norton's off
to jail. What a great movie, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah,

(15:14):
I mean I'm looking at the list too, man. I However,
to your point, I think it's only fair that if
you go to a Spike Lee movie, you should be
able to stand up and scream at the screen the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Right, And in some.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Theaters, depending where you go, it happens a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
There was a lot of bad movies in there too, man,
a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Well let's see what's a fair to Midland Spike Lee movie.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Sam wasn't good?

Speaker 9 (15:39):
It was.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, that was a that was not a good movie.
For what the source material that they had to not
make a good movie. You almost have to try to
not make a good movie.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Bamboozled was pretty tough. I know what he was trying
to do. But that was I mean that movie is
probably twenty years old now, Damon Wayans and and they're
in blackface.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
And Malcolm X was good. Inside Man was okay. Loved
Inside Man, did you? Yeah, yes, old boy, I don't.
I didn't see. Jungle Fever was great. Yeah, Crooklyn was okay.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
He directed the film version. Uh, my wife and I
went for her birthday fe years ago. She's a huge
talking heads David Byrne fan. I took her to see
American Utopia on Broadway. David Byrne in American Utopia, and
they did a documentary like a live film of that,
and Spike Lee directed that. But again, you could only

(16:31):
screw that up. I mean that live production was so
unbelievable that there was a point a.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Camera on it. And you're fine. Son of the South
was bad. Didn't see that. Let's see what else? Tails
from the Hood?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, well leave it there, and Tails from the Hood too,
probably wasn't necessary either.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Yeah, Sydney was very good. That the Sidney Poortier documentary.
You didn't say that that was very good anyway. The
last one he did was called Highest to Lowest. I
think it's just on Apple. I think it's streaming, but
I liked it a lot. He's just a pain in
the ass overall. Really, you don't want him standing up
courtside and yelling at the He's a you know what
they call that in sports.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Rob passion? Ye passions.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Hey, anybody here in Cleveland speaking of the coalities, remember
a guy named Damon Jones. He played for the Calves
in the mid OTTs for about three seasons. That was
the longest he played with anybody. This guy played for
every goddamn team in the league around the world. He
was never with anybody longer than a season. He was
just a journeyman player. He was here for a few years.
Guy Damon Jones, he was playing for minor league ball,

(17:36):
and he was playing in the NBA, and he played
for the Pistons and the Grizzlies and the Heat and
everybody overseas. He was an assistant coach with the Canton
Charge and an assistant coach for the Calves. And he
has gotten scooped up in this whole FBI gambling sting.
Damon Jones. One of the charges they're levying against him

(17:58):
is that he was offering people in On Lebron's injury status. Whoops,
before anything had come out, So he was trying to
monetize that. They scooped up Chauncey Billups. They scooped up
who's that Rosier guy? They scooped up against Terry Terry
Roseer thirty one people in all from the NBA. That
thirty one professional athletes are people associated with There are

(18:23):
two concurrent things going on here, right. Terry Rozier was
allegedly gambling on games. Chauncey Billups was apparently part of
these underground poker games that Gilbert Arenas was putting on.
Remember Gilbert Arenas, and these were mob poker games. First off,
who knew the mob was still making moves? Right?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I mean, they're big in New.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
York and Chicago, but like otherwise, they're posted up in
Denver and New Orleans. It's not nineteen thirty five anymore,
so who knew It's like stallone in Tulsa, King right,
dispensary of kicking young guys asses. But Chauncey Billups, I
mean he's like an active coach. He's a coach of

(19:07):
the Trailblazers. I remember from Detroit. I know Chauncey Billups
is another guy made his way around the league. I
was associated. Did he got drafted by your team?

Speaker 9 (19:15):
Though?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Didn't he?

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Ye, Chauncey Billups got drafted by the Celtics, but I
always think of him in association with the Detroit Pistons.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
And so all these people are getting scooped up.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
And you know, people play home poker games all the
time and it's not like the cops are busting through.
But the mob was involved in these and so they're
assuming it's part of a larger organization. And your high
profile names are the ones that are going to get
in there. You're gonna get your Chauncey Billups and your
that's you know, the one that's gonna make the news.

(19:51):
And it's not as bad as being involved in throwing
games or sports betting. But I I guess we'll find
out what's going on here. It depends on their level
of involvement. I mean, you know, if they were doing
it with the knowledge of what it was, then there's
gonna be some there's gonna be some issues for sure.

(20:13):
And Portland was looking kind of promising this season too.
It sucks for you know, this guy was playing with
Ben Wallace back.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
In the day.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
The Portland just can't catch a break. It seems like
every couple of years they're like, Oh, this is going
to be awesome. We're going to do really really.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Good this year.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Oh we're getting your coach on Rico Charges. I mean
he was no Microwave Vinnie Johnson, but who is? So yeah,
I don't know the FBI and the league. Of course,
you know, when you have a podcast or running the FBI,
it's not going to inspire confidence in the equality of
the investigation. They refer to the Toronto Rangers, not a team,

(20:49):
just FYI, So they're scooping people up. All this tells
me is that rich people who are losing money in
these games, that's what Trump cares about. Cash Betel is
running the FBA and he just does Trump's bidding, so
there's no independence there. So all this whole thing tells
me is that, oh, rich people were in these games
and they're losing money, and now they're they're grousing about that.
They're not kicking in the door on most poker games,

(21:13):
Mafia or not.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Might I add my gut says it had to be
big and it was. I mean, you know how those
rico cases work.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Man. Once they start pulling back the layers of the onion,
they start to see names.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
The more they pull back, the further it gets. It's
going to be It's gonna be a big thing, for sure.
I think it has less to do with who was
losing money and who was involved, you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (21:36):
The first indictment involves six defendants who are alleged to
have participated one of the most brazen sports corruption schemes
since online sports betting became widely legalized in the United States.
This scheme is an insider sports betting conspiracy that had
exploited confidential information about National Basketball Association athletes teams. The

(22:02):
second indictment involves thirty one defendants alleged to have participated
in a nationwide scheme to rig illegal poker games. These defendants,
which include former professional athletes, used high tech cheating technology
to steal millions of dollars from victims in underground poker

(22:24):
games that were secretly fixed. The games in the New
York area were backed by the Banano, Gambino and Genovesei
crime families of Lacasinostra.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
You know what's the hardest part of those underground poker games.
It's so cold you gotta bring your own shovel. So
cold down there, you know where. Also had a big
bust out here at Mena on the Lake. Did you
read about that? No, out there and Mena on the Lake.
They bunch of illegal slot machines, big gambling bust and
a bunch of locations out there. The Ohio Sino Control

(23:01):
Commission or working with men are on the lake PD
search warrants at three local businesses and seized eighty five
suspected illegal slot machines. How about that An undisclosed amount
of cash was taken as evidence. And they were getting

(23:23):
complaints that they were, you know, running illegal slot machines.
They got some loose slots out there, and men.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Are on the lake attention to those sloppy slots.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Right, Illegal casinos harm communities, blah blah blah. You mean
they take money from regular casinos.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
So they have seized a bunch of illegal slot machines.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (23:51):
They just send them a permit top rate. You just
roll it in there on a dolly and set it up.
People start using the slot machine. It's an illegal slot machine,
is it just a permitting is Yeah, you haven't filed
with the Casino Commission.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, they're not getting a taste.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Now that's met around the lake ten minutes south and
met are proper. We're gonna be there on Sunday at
the Happy Moose because Browns are at Gillette playing the
Patriots and so we do the uh bud light football
face off d Cox out pregame and I'm gonna be
at the Happy Moose. Rob It's gonna be there too,
noon to two, right off the Lakeland Freeway there by

(24:27):
the way if memory serves a Happy Moose and menor
right next door to the motel six rounds ooh. If
things go out right, don't forget ladies cast party after
the show. So I don't know what they're doing in
men are on the lake, but it's Sunday and men

(24:47):
are proper. We're gonna be at the Happy Moose, which
is like kind of a standalone joint there in the lot,
you know what I mean. Some of these places are
like on the tail end of a strip mall or something,
or you know, next to a cake shop or something.
I think Happy Moose guy, it's a little tract of
land there, But I think that'll be fun something to

(25:08):
look forward to.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Hello, it's Rob. Who's this Rob?

Speaker 7 (25:20):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (25:20):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (25:20):
You know who this is?

Speaker 13 (25:21):
No, this is former music producer Quincy Jones.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh my god, about me? What an honor? Hey, man,
I was.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I was making a comparison to like you being one
of the biggest deals to talk to on the show.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I know that Alan mentioned he spoke to your daughter
at one point, and I when I was.

Speaker 13 (25:43):
Alive and producing Michael Jags.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
And everything else, you are, I mean, you were the guy,
is right.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
And and by the way, I think your documentary was
called Quincy if I if I remember correct?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Is that sound right to you? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (25:55):
It was called Quincy. That's right.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah, that's my name.

Speaker 13 (25:59):
I'm dead now, but I was famous producer Quincy Jones.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I mean yeah, I mean, and just for everyone, I
think it's I think the world forgets what your resume
looks like.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Quince.

Speaker 13 (26:12):
How's my daughter doing?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
By the way, it's a good question. She's still smoking hot?

Speaker 13 (26:16):
Yeah, play that's my daughter?

Speaker 14 (26:18):
Man?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Oh well, it was, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (26:21):
I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I guess it still would be.

Speaker 13 (26:24):
Famous producer Quincy Jones. And yeah, I was I was
famous producer Quincy Jones.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's been almost a year almost, Yeah, how are things?
I mean, you're doing okay up there?

Speaker 13 (26:35):
I'm still actually yeah, I'm trying to wood. Peggy Lifton.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Come on, man, you know we were talking about thing.
We were talking about George Benson just the other day,
and you produced Give Me the Night?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Is that is that? Is that high on your list
of great things you've done.

Speaker 13 (26:51):
I've joined so many things. Yeah, give me a Night?
It was pretty good.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (26:55):
Now it started strangely enough, rob is it?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (26:58):
Rod started that song about chess.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
The K and I g right, so how did you
make the switch? Tonight?

Speaker 13 (27:10):
George got some hose and it was at nighttime and
he said, hey, man, nobody's getting here about a song
about chess.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, mry head, he said.

Speaker 13 (27:27):
And so I said, man, well you got a better idea,
and he's like, yeah, the nineties for lovers and you know,
let's I don't want to be alone? Cray sad.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Yeah. Yeah, So would this be a bad time then
to ask what beat it is about?

Speaker 14 (27:43):
Beat?

Speaker 7 (27:43):
It is about.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
Masturbation? Where did you blow?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah? That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I mean, it just lends itself to that. Yeah, that's
probably your biggest song. Writ that and Billy Geene.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I would imagine also about masturbation.

Speaker 13 (28:01):
That's why he said, than kid is not my son.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
My son?

Speaker 13 (28:09):
I was popping off in the shower. Didn't I have
an amazing career?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Just going through this producer Quincy Jones, Yeah, just going
through this stuff is just well.

Speaker 13 (28:22):
I appreciate my work. I just my years were burning.
I forget I'd check in.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Well, it was It's always it was on my bucket
list to talk to you. So I'm happy we were
able to get that done.

Speaker 13 (28:32):
I wish I was in a better circumstances now that
I'm there. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Now, what about your time with Leslie Gore? Did you
did you have any stories from that or did you just.

Speaker 13 (28:41):
Was always crying at parties?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Quincy was an honor. Thank you?

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Wow the car show on one hundred points of.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Let's call the Alan Cox Show. I want to listen
to What's radio again?

Speaker 9 (29:04):
Two one six seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight hundred and three four eight one double oh seven.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Say promises till you can say, Oh your promises till up?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Askanfold friend, casket Rizzy the New Food Fighters. I like
this song. That's a good song.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Yeah, Shelby. Now this isn't Josh Chreest. Okay, is Elon
Rubin his pictures on the cover?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah? Cover the single new Guy.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, okay, if you go to the end of this,
the whole I wish the whole song sounded like that,
Like they went hard at the end of this song,
and the band sounds great.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's good. It's called asking for a friend.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Playing this Because Cool Fighters are coming to Cleveland next year.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
They've announced a bunch of US dates.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Actually not that many. Cleveland's one of them. They're playing
Huntington Bankfield. They're doing eight cities, four in Canada on
the initial run. Anyway, Oh, I see, that's pretty good.

(31:01):
Every once in a while they remind you they've got shops, boy.

Speaker 15 (31:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
And if you're that kid coming into food Fighters, boy,
you're gonna hang out of that gig like grim Death.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Uh. Anyway, Food Fighters have announced that they're coming to
Cleveland next year. I will have tickets for you all
next week. By the way, what am I hearing?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
I don't know? Oh, sorry, I must have left something open,
is that you? Yeah? I guess.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
So I was, I just got word that Kyle Knane
cannot make it today, so I was removing that post Instagram.
He's you know, he's gotta travel a lot, and sometimes
they get to town and they're like, I just I
just want to kind of cack out, and I fully
understand that.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
So I'm bummed.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Maybe tomorrow, Maybe tomorrow, but Kyle was going to come
in today. Uh scheduling wise, though, it doesn't look like
it's gonna work out. So anyway, Uh, food Fighters are
coming to Cleveland. Tickets all next week for that tour
with Queens of the Stone Age. That's that's a gat
and a band from Philly called Mannequin pussy Yep. Now,

(31:58):
if you call your band that you know back in
the day, remember the band Nashville pussy Yep and with
writer Size and her husband were in that band, right,
it's it's a it's a name sometimes will come up
in bands.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
It will get you cut out of the commercial. That's
the problem.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
Right, if you're an opening band, that's probably not gonna
be whenever their promotional agency puts together the big concert commercial.
Now one that we do, that'll be like, hey, we're
gonna wait tickets, but like when the promotional you know,
the Foo Fighters and Queens of the stone Age and
special guests or something, right if they probably won't, I

(32:33):
really hope they do. But I love Queens of the
stone Age to this day are probably a top five
show I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I've never seen him. I cannot win. Unbelievable. I love
that band.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
The take cover tour, of course, Dave Grohl and Queens
of the stone Age all go way back. He played
all the drums on songs for the Deaf, which is
kind of their high water mark as far as people
getting to know Queens of the stone Age. So probably
safe to assume that we'll see him out there with
them during that set. I think that'd be great. Would
be silly if he didn't. Well, I mean, they've got

(33:06):
a drummer. I don't know if it's that same guy now,
Joey Castillo. Who's that Queen's of the stone Age drummer, Joey.
Somebody is guys like all jacked up, which you gotta be,
because you know that band is just NonStop. Anyway, it's
the take cover tour, so it's full Fighters, Queens of
the stone Age and Mannequin Pussy Monday, August tenth over
at the Huba Fi Bronze Stadium. The tickets are going

(33:27):
to go on sale Halloween morning, so I will have
them for you all next week before they go on sale.
The artist pre sale is now, however, you go to
food Fighters dot com. That is through this Sunday just
before midnight food Fighters dot Com. So food Fighters tickets
for you all next week, and that'd be a good show.

(33:50):
I haven't seen food Fighters in a long time. I
think the last time I saw them was with the
Chili Peppers or Janees A Dick and I can't remember.
It was at Penn State. So it was a good
to twenty years ago and twenty plus years ago. I
was in Rhode Island last time I saw him and
it was at Fenway. Yeah, Joe Walsh came out. It

(34:12):
was pretty awesome. They played, they did Rocky Mountain Way and.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
So food Fighters tickets all next week.

Speaker 6 (34:19):
I will also have weekend passes for you for Sonic Temple,
they are announcing band after ban after band.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
They're going to do.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
The full lineup announced Tuesday at noon. But they have
given you a lot of reasons thus far, to get tickets.
My Chemical Romance is coming back. They're one of the headliners.
They're going very heavy into the metal this year, so
like Behem at This Plane and Devil Driver in Creditle
of Filth, and you know Coheed's going to be there
in Sepultura, who are doing their last run of dates,

(34:47):
and so a lot of amazing bands next May down
a Columbus. So I'll have the four day weekend passes
for you for Sonic Temple next week because a lot
of people have been hit me up about that. Food
Fighters tickets and more shows coming through. Is when does
the FU album drop? Is that?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
They're probably dropping that way in advances. They just sent
that single this morning. When that came out, the record
company sent it to me and I was like, okay,
we're in. Speaking of live bands, Spinal Tap kind of
didn't really tell anybody about it, but they filmed a
final show at Stonehenge. I think the first band to

(35:28):
play at Stonehenge. That sequel is out not long ago,
and boy it didn't last long because I don't know
that that many people went to go see it, But
I love Spinal Tap. The sequel is called the end continues,
and it wasn't in theaters for long. Well, you know,
movies are always being released and bigger ones are going
to push it out of the theaters. But they secretly

(35:49):
recorded a show earlier this year with Eric Clapton, Josh Grobin,
Shania Twain and other collaborators, and it's going to be
an imax sometime next year. The first musical event ever
allowed at Stonehenge. Now, I don't know how many events
in general are allowed at henges around the world.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
How many henges are in the world. I mean, the
one that.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
We're most familiar with is Stonehenge, but there have to
be multiple henges. Great question, right, I mean is that
it's not the only one of its kind. It's just
a it's just a ring of uh it's a ring structure, right,
It's like an enclosure. I don't know how many hinge
henges we have, nor do I know how the Stone

(36:40):
Henge became the most popular one.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Is there Grasshenge?

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Is there?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Rock? He is there? Wood Henge? Water Henge? Water?

Speaker 13 (36:49):
Well?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I think it has to be on land. Well, but
could you haventinge there you go? Could could it be
a Woodhnge?

Speaker 6 (36:59):
I don't know, but they performed a secret show last
year that they will put into theaters in Imax. Conceivably
more people might see the live show than so the
sequel next year. And they had to go to court too.
I was hearing these guys talk about it in preparation
for the movie being released. They were doing a handful

(37:22):
of press things and they had to sue. Harry Shearer
has Simpson's money, right, the other guys do very well,
They've had very successful careers. They don't have Simpson's money.
So Harry Shearer spent his own money to sue. The
original studio owned everything associated with Spinal Tap, so they

(37:45):
had to buy back their own intellectual property. They had
to get the spinal Tap rights back from the original
studio so that they could do all this stuff. And
Harry Shearer spent Simpson's money to do that because they
were just going to go off and do like a
different kind of thing, and they were like, we can't
really do that, Like nobody's gonna care about that. It's

(38:06):
got to be a spinal Tap thing. And you might
have seen they did a version of Stonehenge with Elton John.
They released that, but that's part of the bigger film
that's going to be out to next year. And you know,
it took them a long time to even agree to
do something like this because they're like, it would feels
really lame to do a spinal Tap. He's like, they

(38:26):
wanted to do a Spinal Tap sequel like five years
after the first one, and enough time went by where
they were like, well maybe if we if we put it,
if the premise is that, you know, we all hate
each other and we come back for one more show,
and that's what it is. Again, I haven't seen it.
I didn't get around to it, but I would like

(38:46):
to see. I'm sure it'll be streaming soon and the
concert will be an IMAX sometime next year. I also
should be called screaming for hngeance. Yeah, spinal Tap screaming
for engines. So between now, I I'll be candid. I

(39:07):
would have liked to have seen Spinal Tap open for
for fighters. Maybe on certain dates they can figure that out,
Ladies and gentlemen, Okay, there you go. John Theodore is
the current drummer for Queens of the Stone Age. I
was video a while back of Bill Burr sitting in you.
He's a drummer too, sitting with the Queens of the
Stone Age and a gig they were doing. By the way,

(39:29):
when we were talking about our phone contacts yesterday, you said,
who's the most famous person in your contacts?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, I think it's Bill Burr.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
Oh damn, yeah, get you And I deleted Ron Jeremy Yeah,
because you were like, oh.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I don't know if you want to. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
I was like, yeah, it's not like I'm gonna call
the guy. I've been going through, yeah and trying to
get rid of stuff here and there. I got all
the way down to m and I've gotten rid of
a lot. Okay, we'll get there.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
All right.

Speaker 16 (39:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
Who is the current Troy van Lewin is in Queens
of the Stone Age them for a long time, but
he was with a perfect circle. Joey Castillo is the
guy I was thinking of who played for Queens of
the Storage for a long time. He kind of came
from the punk scenes, so we played for Circle Jerks
and bands like that. But a lot of people have
been through Queens of the Stone Age. Josh Hami is

(40:21):
always the constant there. Nick Oliveri's long gone, Mark Lanagan's dead,
but other guys have taken their place, so it'd be
very cool to see them now. I've the only time
I've ever seen I've never seen them in a venue
that big. I've never seen Queens of the Stone Age
in any kind of stadium sitting.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Only seen them in clubs. Have they ever played a
stadium like it doesn't I have.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
To think they've at least played like they've arena shows.
They're headlining arenas, yeah, but I mean they've probably opened
for but I've only seen them in clubs.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
And they're great.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
AI is becoming the new social media for companies. By
the way, we talk about this a lot. No one's
asking for any of this, but these companies nobody wants
to be left behind, so they feel pressure to shoehorn
is some version of it into their business model. Right,
Like nobody cared if Tide was on Twitter, but it

(41:23):
was there, so Tide goes, well, we should be on Twitter,
and then you'd watch commercials follow us on Twitter and
you know that level, it's mostly coupons and things like that.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
So I was reading this thing about the CEO of.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Starbucks talking about AI baristas who will predict your coffee
order before you even arrive. This is the dumb crap
that no one's asking for. But companies go, well, this
stuff exists, so we should do something with it, and
if we're lucky, it'll just let us fire people. Nobody's
asking for AI to predict your coffee. How but if

(42:00):
I tell you what I want and then you just
make it, how about that? A lot of people use
the app, right, even that it's a coin flip. People
who go to Starbucks a lot. I'm not one of
those people. They hooked me with the brown sugar oat
milk cortado. I will say that, so good will say
that they got me with that. But that's not a
daily thing. A couple times a month they have them.

(42:23):
I'll get one of those. But some people are living
on Starbucks and you know, ordering on that app or whatever,
and you walk in and get it. Half the time
you order on the apps, you're still waiting for it.
But because AI is a thing, and you know, retail
brands are like, well, we've got to be part of

(42:43):
this revolution. So that's what Starbucks talking about. Oh we're
gonna we've got this thing that's gonna tell you.

Speaker 13 (42:51):
What you want.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, I know what I want. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
It's like minority report for espresso. Yeah, I don't are
you sure you want that? Yes, that's what I want.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
And again it's you know, it's nothing nefarious, but it
is still kind of silly. Well, this will assist our employees. Ah, yes,
the old employee assistant, making their jobs easier. Listen, I
was a barista back in the day. I had a
lot of square jobs. I managed a Blockbuster video rob

(43:26):
I was a barista in a coffee house. To this day,
I will make you the best cappuccino you've ever had. However,
it ain't hard if you're staffed properly. Even if you're not,
it's not hard. It's tedious. But I don't know that
anybody's clamoring for the AI, either on the employee side

(43:48):
or on the customer side. The idea, the Starbucks CEO says,
is that the system will predict a customer's order and
all they have to do is say, hey, I need
my order. I'll be there in ten minutes. And anytime
they talk about this stuff, they always have to add
to it. Well, we're not talking about we're not talking

(44:08):
about coffee robots.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Don't everybody get their kneies in the bundle. We're not
talking about the coffee.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
So you know, these companies are like, well, we've got
to do something with this, even though it's nothing anybody
has asked for and you're not being forced to use it, obviously,
you still have the choice to use these things or not,
and Starbucks arguably is a place where people are looking
for that process to be as streamlined as possible. I
want to pull up, put that thing in my hand.

(44:35):
I want to be on my way. They have a giant,
giant Starbucks in downtown Chicago. It's like six levels. It's
an old crighton barrel that is a destination, believe it
or not, for people who love Starbucks. It's a destination spot.
I have talked to people that I know who are like, oh,

(44:57):
we're going to Chicago to that Starbucks. I go really
because with six floors, obviously it's not six floors of
making coffee. It's merch and crap and furniture. And it's
an old like I said, it's old Creighton barrel. It's
a corner lot six stories high Starbucks. And so it's
like a destination spot for people who are really into it,

(45:18):
like they have AI powered robots that are whipping up coffee.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Love the hands.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Well, listen, what I'm saying is, you know when you
go up there, because what do they want now? All
these places retail a fast food places, you go to McDonald's,
you go Chapuli, whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
They don't want you given their order anymore.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
They want you to put it in an iPad, the
thought being, well, we can't screw up your order from
you telling us we will see it.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
They still find a way to screw it up sometimes.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
But those of you who maybe get a lot of
Starbucks use that app a lot, you know, and they
are there's no shortage of A related articles all the time.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Now, it's there's no going back from this.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
And and so in the interim between it being a
novelty and us determining whether or not it will eventually
murder us, it's mostly for entertainment and retail purposes in between.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
And I was like, boy, you want to know the
definition of futility.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
It's working to develop AI for Meta because Meta the
parent company and Facebook, they laid off hundreds of people in.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Their AI division.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
So imagine you're in there working on the AI. Somebody
comes to go, hey, well that's amazing. This thing will
now replace you. Thank you so much. Ah, you were
instrumental in this creation.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Hundreds of people working in the AI department for Meta, well,
you know, aren't you worried about you to No. AI
is a developing technology and it needs the human what's
that umpire? Ah? AnyWho ls Studiante has become el maestro.
So yeah, laying off hundreds of people in their AI division,

(47:07):
six hundred people, saying that the AI unit was bloated.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
This is true. The Wang Computer.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Wang Wang, Oh it looks good on you. Sorry, Alexander Wang.
He's their chief AI officer, not the Wang Computer company.
I was like, that's not the seventies. So they're putting
fourteen billion dollars into AI over there at Meta, and
so people who were working in their AI unit, six

(47:40):
hundred of them will be laid off.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
So that's gonna suck.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
I mean, listen, you leave with probably a nice severance package.
You leave with the knowledge you can apply to another gig.
But most of these companies are already pretty staffed with
their AI people. They still have thousands of people who
work on this for Facebook and meta, but uh, you

(48:08):
know he'll pay you out. You'll walk away with some
kind of golden parachute that ain't so bad. You got
some stock options. Those are the kind of companies that
when you get fired, you're like, I'm gonna go live
on an island for a couple of years. I'll be okay,
I got you know, I got the money.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
Yeah, you're just like packing your office in a box
and walking out with a check. They're like, you'll be fine.
We just don't need you anymore. You have created your
successor The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
On one hundred Points of It, everything is so expensive.
Instead of buying new clothes, just wait for the rapture.
He'll be surrounded by free stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Because, let's face it, you.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Won't be going anywhere. Another life hack from The Allan
Cox Show on.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
One seven WMMS. I'll take us Next week.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Queen's the Stone Age opening four food Fighters over Bronze
Stadium next summer. Will not go on sale until Halloween morning.
Call and I saw what the Queens of the Stone
Age opened for nine inch nails on the with Teeth Tour.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Go bet somebody else said they saw food fighters at
the Agora. One of their first ever shows. They opened
for Tom Waits.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
How about that?

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Tom Waite's a special guest, the guy from Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
He's like Tom Waits, all right, and uh.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yeah, okay, Queens of the Stone Age, food Fighters and
Mannequin Pussy who I think are from Philly.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
But that'll be good next summer. August.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
It's a Monday night in August. Think to tenth at
Huntington bag Field. Am I having a stroke? Or the
lights out there dimming?

Speaker 13 (50:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:06):
No, no, no, they're dimming. Let me tell you why
do I want to know why? I think it'll add
on to a previous conversation we've had. All right, they're
practicing for the Halloween party. They want to dim the lights.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
That's next week. This party. You yeah, we decorated for
it six months ago. Party.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Somebody came out to me. I was out there the
other morning and somebody came up, maybe jem Pachana. She goes,
are they do you think that they're putting up more
decorations to f with you? And I go? First of all,
Rob will be the one they'd want to f with.
I go, and I'm so like, I don't even notice,
Like if they are. It's being lost on me because
I don't even notice. Oh it's been up for a minute.

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They think it's uh, they think it's fantastic. So they're
out there practicing lights.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Five people, alan, five people, including our bosses, walking around
this goddamn building during business hours, dimming lights to practice
for a Halloween party.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
It is a Friday, rob dude. Oh wait, it's not
a Friday. And by the way, they're not colored lights.
Why are they dimming just white office lights? Because they
don't they want to create that spooky look I see,
And I'll tell you what jokes on them. Our studio
is lit better for what they're trying to do than
it's ever going to be out there.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
The big conversation is how to keep the lights on
in the newsroom where people will be working right during
a Halloween party for children.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
They've got that giant between the news department at WTAM
and the rest of us. They do have quite tall,
a floor to ceiling thick glass partition, but it's not soundproof,
you know. And then they have a wall of studios
there that they kind of go in and out of.
But some of those news reporters are just there at
a desk and a mic and a computer filing their

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reports on the other side of those floor or to
ceiling glass partitions.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yes, so it's not.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Well, maybe maybe we will do our part. I mean,
we are lit for the YouTube channel, but maybe we'll
do our part the day of that too. When I
come in and do the lights in the morning, maybe
I'll make them extra damn rob, So we'll only be
lit by the light from our monitors.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
And our spotlights. Let's just have it be the light
from the computer, and let's not come in. I don't
even want to. I don't even want to be here,
so annoyed dude.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
The day of the and it's when we're on the air,
I know, it's when Wednesday or next Thursday, next Thursday.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Okay, And again I get it.

Speaker 6 (52:42):
Our Monddy James Renner is going to be in telling
ghost stories. So again, maybe we can pipe that out
in the jokes.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Well we should.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
We should tell them to put again MMS is never
on out there when we're on. Now, that's probably a
pretty good idea, really speaking. But you know, I'd rather
hear that than here, you know, thriller for the millions time.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, I don't know, man, And again, it is what
it is.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
I've already said everything I can say about it, but
the fact that we are watching people spend work hours
dicking around with this stuff just makes me even more angry.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Should I, because I'm not somebody who leaves a great
deal to chance? Should I prepare for you next Thursday?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Perhaps a mild sedative.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Uh, something to take the edge off, something where when
these kids start putting their little faces in our window,
you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Be like, hey, some man, No, I want to cover
up the window. Oh yeah, we should should Yeah, I
want to cover up the window. I don't want to
see any of that nonsense.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
With Penthouse centerfolds facing out correct And I'm gonna I'm
going to be in here doing my job, which is
what their parents should be doing.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, So I'll just continue to do.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
What I do.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
I know, like we miss everything else that we do here.
I'm not I'm I'm not as fired up about it
as you are. I wouldn't even I fully understand where
you're coming from. I think your logic is sound. It's
just I got to pick my battles.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah, and I'm not it's not even a battle it's
just I just think it's ridiculously stupid and a biblical
waste of time for any place you work.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
However, what I will say is on the glass half
full side, they're not using the company's financial resources. Oh no,
thin as they are. No, isn't she picking up the
tab for the whole kitten kaboodle? Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I don't know, but at the people who are putting
it together.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Company resources are more than what you buy at a
dollar store to put up decorations. How much are we
paying our bosses to walk around and try to flip
light switches out there?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (54:44):
This is a social business rob and what part of
our job is chicken hands?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
As you know, on Sunday, you and I are.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Going to be getting paid to drink out at the
bud light football face off at the Happy Moose. Maybe
I won't from too well, thing I remember said I
couldn't say on the straight face.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
No, no, well not only that, I mean, you know
we buy our own drinks.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
But yes, still I think your logic is sound. But
I okay, I wasn't sure why things were dimming out there.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
I'm like, am I it's no big deal?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
The just the vps of our company locally flipping light
switches for a Halloween party. Plenty of nothing else to do,
you know what I mean, nothing else to do for
anybody with the exception of us here live in this studio.
Nobody else has anything to do, but hey, practice flipping.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Like you know what, I'm fine. You know what that
tells me, big picture?

Speaker 6 (55:41):
You know what that tells me that somewhere, maybe not
front of mind, but somewhere in the back of the
mind out there, they're thinking, you know what, with Rob
and Allan on the air, we're in good hands, We're fine.
Business will continue a pace. Maybe we'll be just fine
with Alan and Rob at the helm.

Speaker 15 (56:06):
How's it going to everyone? This is Joshua Alan, Rob Enward,
No Edward. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought
the whole never mind is here.

Speaker 17 (56:16):
There anyway, guys, you're definitely data minding my phone. I
was listening to the podcast a couple of days ago
and you were talking about the AI and now there's
old people with AI videos getting the back cracked and
thrown out the window.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (56:28):
Alan.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
By the way, if you were a scratching sniff, what
would be your scent? Well, random qua more and more.
I sent you a couple of those.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Oh so, AI slop is like old people getting chiropractic
adjustments and getting thrown out the window, thrown into a wall,
getting kicked. I don't know what algorithm told somebody to
start making those and then setting them out, but boy,
there's a lot of that elder abuse through artificial intelligence.
If I were a you're action sniff, what would be

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my scent?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Hm? Well, of course warm vanilla sugar.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Anyway, so today rob is slap a Coworker Day, National
slap a coworker Day?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Oh god, did you.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
Even know there was such a day? This used to
be called, by the way they they apparently thought better.
It used to be called slap an Annoying Coworker Day,
and somebody along the line thought that the annoying part
was the problem. I guess the slapping part was okay.
But it's a National slap your coworker Day.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Slap slap slapping sounds Oh I got a list.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Yeah, everything's got a day, and some of them are
dumber than others. But I don't know how this would
you know? Normally, if it's a dumb day, you like
National Broccoli Day, you know it's the National.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Broccoli Growers Associated. You gotta do something. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
Maybe this is a day to White in that power
Slap league. Maybe they got something to do with it.
I don't know how this started. Uh, because you can't
nobody's gonna slap the co worker. This isn't even something
that you can put into practice. Nashal Broccoli day. You
go some broccoli. It's good for you anyway. You're not

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gonna slap a co worker unless you know you're dipping
your pen in Company inc. In which case, Uh, that's
a spank, not a slap.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
It's different.

Speaker 6 (58:28):
Well, they can't have National Spank your Coworker Day. That
might be frowned upon. Well again yeah, I again, I
don't know. Is that power slap thing still a thing?

Speaker 9 (58:41):
You know?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
For all time?

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Dana White's got a thing where people beat up piss
out of each other's faces. Yeah, oh there it is
powerslap dot Com live from Abu Dhabi in the United
Arab Emirates. I mean, there're used to people having their
heads knocked off, but okay, I like the slow mo

(59:02):
of people getting slapped, just full on smacked in the face. Yeah,
there's Powerslap dot Com and they'll show you kind of
a sizzle reel and then a couple of super slow
mo where just their faces are rippling.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Do you see the lights go out? That's always good too.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
You want to talk about everybody's talking about CTE Jesus
Power Slap, and I have to assume at this point
that there are probably already some very prominent slappers in
the game, you know, because obviously it's it's promoted like UFC,
it's Dana White, and so they've got two guys staring

(59:42):
at each other, except they're not going to be grappling,
They're gonna be slappling. The world's premiere slap fighting organization
probably safe to say it might be its only, but
I think it operates in Nevada primarily.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
But they're over an Abu Dhabi.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
So these people are celebrating National Slap a Coworker Day
every day of the year. The next big event is
on Halloween Power Slap seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It just sounds like so much worse.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
You mean, I've missed Power Slaps one through sixteen at
the Fountain Blue in Las Vegas. The World Middleweight Championship.
Why do they have weight classes just because if somebody's heavier,
it's gonna be I mean, you're not trying to knock
them over, are you? You're just slapping their faces? What's
the I know I sound really stupid, but I've never

(01:00:39):
watched this. Yeah, so I just I take it if
you will at face value Alan Cox show on your
social if someone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Is one hundred and forty pounds and someone is two
hundred and forty pounds, you don't want them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
Slapping in the same class, understood, that's always I guess
I didn't realize that they had so many different people
of different weights, and there are women in here too. Golly,
that's got to be visually problematic. It is women slapping women,
so I'm sure that makes it move for a certain
contingent of the target audience. But the World Middleweight Championship, Kenyones,

(01:01:13):
Bordeaux and a true hero McGregor, those will be the
big uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Power slack. It is fun to watch.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
I don't know if I could watch it. That's very
you ever been slapped? I'm sure it's a stupid question.
I'm sure you've been slapped very hard.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:01:35):
I've been slapped very hard, now, never by a guy.
I've been slapped on multiple occasions by women, but you know,
girlfriends things. But but that's got nothing to do with it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You know, a guy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
The two guys are outside the professional environment like this
that's specifically made for it. A couple guys aren't going
to get into slapping. But also, for the most part,
a woman isn't going to punch you, so she's going
to slap you. And it's it's bracing, it's jarring. I
don't think I would not want to be part of that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I've never been slapped by anybody other than like my
parents when I was a kid. Like, I've never I've
never been slapped by a woman. Yeah, I have slapped
someone as a like a dude because I thought it
was funnier than if I were to punch them. So
I just bitch slapped them and it was very, very funny.

(01:02:33):
I did it to make a point. Uh And what
was the point that I can oh, wow, yeah it was.
It wasn't like, it wasn't a friendly moment. It was
definitely you know, he had to make a decision.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
To get his attention. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Yeah, sometimes you just got to be popped in the check,
that's all that was. Wow, a nice little open hand
robs like ice. Buddy, don't get on his bed side.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
No, no, I do have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
We've talked about that. I'm cool until I'm not. And
then when I snap, I snapped. That was when he snaps.
He slaps, I snap, I slap.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
Hey, let's pour one out for one of our friends
in the animal kingdom, the proverbial king of the jungle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Did you hear Tamar the Lion died.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
No, Tamor the lion was the second oldest male lion
in a United States zoo, and he happened to be
at the zoo in Akron. Oh wow, And Tamar the
Lion has passed away at the age of twenty. They're
in Akron, twenty years old. The oldest male lion ever

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in a US zoo was a lion named Riley. He
was at the North Carolina Zoo three or four years ago.
He lived to twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
So I don't know. So I don't know if Tamar is.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
They said they refer to him as the second old
oldest male lion in captivity. He was at the Akron
Zoo and he passed away very surprising cause of death.
He was shot in a liquor store robbery gone wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Oh, I was wondering if it was a skydiving accident.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
I thought the very same, Yeah, but I was I
was corrected. Really sad to see let his life go
that way, let to a life of crime. I mean, jeez, have.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Always to go.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Well, you think at that point you'd have no pride,
I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
Just the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Main point at that.

Speaker 10 (01:04:41):
Any who d's out for tamorrow?

Speaker 6 (01:04:45):
How about that the elderly male lion there at the
Akron Zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
How old was he?

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
He was twenty twenty. They humanely euthanized him. I think
that's redundant. Uh, you never brutally euthanized anyone.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
He had chronic kidney disease, which is very common in
elderly cats, and day's twenty. But they refer to him
as the second oldest male lion in a zoo accredited
by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums or ASA, and
the average life expectancy for lions is just under seventeen years.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Who's an old lion? Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
It's those non accredited zoos where you're really gonna have
a good time. You know, somebody's backyard in suburban Charlotte.
There's his peacocks walking around, a couple of goats. Pay
him a you know, a slip me c note, You
got the run of the place. They a camel in

(01:05:47):
a cage, walk right, talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah, who's a couple.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Tomorrow was born in two thousand five in Colorado. He
moved to Akron in two thousand and seven. Why for
a girl?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Uh, and they put him in the zoo there.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
The president and chief executive at the Akron Zoo said
that Tomorrow will be missed. You know, the people who
work at these zoos, they really do. They develop very
emotional bonds with these animals. Yes, so probably you know
anyone who's been working at the Akron Zoo, you know
for under twenty years, that's probably the bulk of those people.

(01:06:33):
They've Tomor's been there with them. My condolences, condolences to
our friends over there at the Akron Zoo. The zoo's
other lions, Donovan, the male, and the females Kataba and
Messinga will remain in the public viewing area. How about that, right,

(01:06:58):
They've got a male lion in there. Maybe he died
from exhaustion. Have they looked into that at all. Have
they tried to figure out if maybe that's what happened.
Tamor's bonded companion, Mandisa, is two years younger. So you know,
these animals they do, they have like, you know, companions,

(01:07:22):
and so they're gonna have to find a new humper
for that humpy, I guess. But of course he was
a very old lion. I don't know if that, you know,
that is a primal urge. But I don't know if
maybe they they lose that over you know, course of time.
But Tamorrow was a wonderful ambassador for lions and the

(01:07:42):
akron Zoo. They said, met akron Zoo's no joke, by
the way, But they are down a Tamar who was
the second So now I don't know who the second
old I don't know who the oldest male lion in
captivity in the United States is. But poor out for
tomorrow if you're thinking about it, as he has shuffled

(01:08:06):
off his mortal coil, gone to the Rainbow Bridge. Do
lions go across the Rainbow Bridge?

Speaker 13 (01:08:13):
Do they?

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
I don't know if that was reserved for dogs and
cats domestic animals. Our buddy Ethan and Rochester. Forget power slapping,
I prefer power sloppers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Wow, it's the slap slapyest time up the year, Here, today,
gone tomorrow.

Speaker 13 (01:08:41):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Somebody says, all right, you guys aren't lying about this story?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Are you? Have you no respect for the King of
the jungle? Please?

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
I know we just had our no King's rally. That
doesn't apply to the lion populations.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
The business song what did it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Songs?

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
You ever heard the man Toto? They covered this Weezer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Song really really good.

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
I must do What's Run?

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
And there's a little geography lesson in it for you too, Right,
people go oh, I didn't. I didn't know what the
serengetti was when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
This was out the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
On one hundred point seven. It's called The Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Cops. Cox Is that with the nixt yes two one.

Speaker 9 (01:09:34):
Six, five seven eight one double oh seven or hundred
three four eight one.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Double oh seven? You move me as on the day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
He's taking that way like you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
Yeah, they me you're switching side you ye men, that's
your job.

Speaker 13 (01:10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
But if they if Lettie become a rock.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Me uh shemails me uh, you won't let you good bye,
oh bye on this guy, I sure do.

Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
Kidny William Hung trailer remembers that he did twenty years ago.
This kid gets famous on American Idol for doing a
ghastly version of she Bangs, which was a huge song
from Ricky Martin early in American Idol, like third season.
This kid's an engineering student at UC Berkeley, and he's like, oh,
I like singing, and everybody remembers William Hung, right, And

(01:11:03):
so he leaves school for a bit and he is,
capitalizing on his newfound fame, drops an album that did
pretty well. Everybody wanted to you know, it was kind
of like there was morbid curiosity about what else this
guy was gonna do. And then they put out a
couple albums and nobody cared. So he works in law

(01:11:26):
enforcement now or something. But I wonder if he's still
making money. He put out a Christmas album called Hung
for the Holiday Beautiful, and you gotta wonder if he
even knew, you don't mean what they were trying to do.
I mean, he'd been in the United States since he
was eleven, so, I mean, he was born in Hong Kong,

(01:11:47):
but he grew up essentially he's forty two. Now, you know,
he grew up in the United States, but he hasn't
made music now, I don't think for probably ten fifteen years.
But I was thinking to him because I was reading
an article on something called the hung smile. You know,
I remember kick size D size, right, that axiom about like, oh,

(01:12:12):
if the guy's got big feet, boy, he's got a
biggen downstairs. The new one is the hung smile. Now
this one feels much more logically. There's more of a
logical thread here. You don't want the William hung smile.
That guy when boy, when he smiled, looked like a
picket fence was getting demolished.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Teeth. No, they were all running away from each other.

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
So I don't know if he ended up spending any
of that money that he made on dental work, but
not that kind of hung the smile basically just that, Hey,
there's guys. You know, if they're well hung, you can
tell because they're smiling. And I'm like, yeah, I don't
think that had to be articulated to anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Now, how they're arrived at that, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
You know, it's click bait, to be sure, But there's
people all over TikTok talking about who the guys in
Hollywood who are known to have a real kidney cracker.
They're like, oh, these guys are smiling. They call it
the hung smile. David corn Sweat, who is your current Superman.
You see he's got a hammer, That's what they say.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Oh, now he was.

Speaker 6 (01:13:23):
He was pretty packed into them briefs in the movie. Again,
he's a guy I keep thinking as British. Maybe it's
the name David corn Sweat sounds like a British name.
He's from Philly, I think, But for some reason I
keep thinking he's another one of these British actors who
was cast and given the task of doing an American accent.
Hugh Jackman is another guy it was rumored to have. Yeah,

(01:13:49):
you're named jack Man, John Hamm, John Hamm, Yeah, hammer.
Pete Davidson, you know Pete Davidson. Fears ago you were
talking about big d energy. Now it is transformed into
hung smile. Now, for the record, there's no scientific link

(01:14:12):
whatsoever to a guy's smile and what's going on downstairs.
But that's not gonna stop people from getting all over
TikTok and talking about it. You know that is where
younger generation Rob gets the bulk of their news is
from TikTok doomed, and they say, well, you know, there

(01:14:33):
is a specific smile. I guarantee you this started in
the gay community because they're gonna know, they're gonna be
able to have that cause and effect thing in their head.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
They're gonna go, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
This guy he's really got a ne shooter and he's
walking around showing him pearly whites. If you're pardon the punt,
but it's a very specific kind of smirk. Now, I've
referred to myself Rob as the hardest smirking man in
show business.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
However, I don't know that one has anything to do
with the other. No, my frowning makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Well, remember years ago, Tyra Banks had America's Next Top
Model and she coined the term smising, which was smiling
with your eyes. The little portmanteau that I think she coined.
I don't know she's the first person to say it.
It was probably already making the rounds in the modeling community,
but it was the first that I had heard was smising,

(01:15:34):
and it was a real skill. You've got a smile
with your face but not with your mouth. You're gonna
make the camera love you by smiling with your eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Now I am.

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
I've always been told that I have sad eyes, rob
like that seventies song. Right now, I don't know what that.
You know, I can't change what my face does, but
I've been told in the past that that is a
defining feature of my face, that I have sad eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
People have asked me, are you okay, and I said, well,
de fine, okay, don't be rich though. I is that
the song don't give me sad Eyes?

Speaker 13 (01:16:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
What that Sidney Lauper?

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Oh god, I was thinking, Robert John sad eyes?

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
You give what's that? What's the name of that song?
Sidney Lapper? True Colors? Yeah? Oh okay, don't I don't
remember that line from True Colors. Yeah, she said you
have sad eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
Sad Eyes was nineteen seventy nine, Okay, one one hit
called sad Eyes. Back when Falsetto is huge, right, The
Beg's had unleashed something into the world in the mid
to late seventies, and everybody was trying to but it
was this was had the distinction in nineteen seventy nine

(01:16:57):
of being like the only huge song that wasn't disco.
It was a song that broke my Sharona from the neck.
Had been at the top of the charts for months
and this one knocked it off. Remember, Sad Eyes, I
don't you're probably too young for this. I was, you know,

(01:17:19):
I was like in the third grade when this was out. AnyWho,
that's the song that I think of. I don't know
what Robert John ever did after that, Missus John. He
died this past February, but he was primarily just and
ironically a guy with You could argue sad Eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Not to mention a skosh too far away from each other.

Speaker 6 (01:17:47):
He does have kind of a sloth vibe about him,
since we're talking about Cindy Laupper. But yeah, sad Eyes
was anyway the hung smile now William Hung. But supposedly
just some people tossing it around online. Again, there's obviously
no scientific connection. And if you're a guy who's well endowed,

(01:18:08):
of course you're gonna be smiling. You're gonna be walking
around grinning from ear to ear, provided your grill is okay, right.
If you believe in God, you have to think that
that's some kind of celestial joke to be really well
endowed but just no fun to look at. I was

(01:18:30):
thinking that Jonah Falcon guy, the guy who famously I
think might have had the world's largest boy, he was
nothing to look at.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
And when it's too big, you're just in trouble too,
Like it's not you're not doing anybody any favors.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
Well, that's a thing, you know, if you're sporting, you know,
foot plus right, you're not getting girls, even for the story.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
You're not getting girls coming over, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
If you were great looking, Yeah, if you're the girth
master or something, you know, you're gonna get the pros
coming over trying to figure out how to work it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
But even then, there's only so much you can do
with it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Like it's yeah, I know it's for the story, but yeah,
Hugh Jackman six feet two inches tall, they're like, he's
supposedly got something going on. So basically everybody's taking this
kind of pop culture bit the hung smile and trying
to reverse engineer to determine who could really be walking.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Around packing something. Huey Lewis Huey.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
Lewis, but he's famously confirmed to have that right this
is all just conjecture and hearsay. I'm just sayingey Lewis
has a kickstand. Yeah, and who's that dude? You said
that band out? Fee way Bill, the Tubes, The Tubes. Yeah,
fee way Bill, the Tubes is a friend of my
ex wife. And yeah he's got one two, he's but

(01:19:55):
he's seventy five. You know. But back in the day,
the Tubes people, I never thought the Tubes got enough credit,
not only musically for being very, very creative then a
couple of hits in the MTV era, but before that,
you know, white punks on dope and talk to you later,
and these guys were out there doing kind of like

(01:20:16):
a weird glam thing. It was like part pop art
performance and Tubes I don't think ever got the credit
they deserved. However, fee Waybill reportedly put talking it in
his sock. Good for him, good for him. Indeed, damn
it all.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
You know some guys have of the uck Rod Stewart Rob.
I know, yeah, and now I know what the song's about.

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
So when the Tubes were singing the Sushi Girl, you
know exactly what they were talking about then.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
And fee Wayville wore a lot of like those type
of clothes that would show That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
He wore like a lot of wigs and a lot
of tight snake skin pants and a lot of Yeah,
he was always even when they would go out on
Union tours every so often. You know, the guy was
like well into his fifties, he was still doing feather
boas and wigs and you know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Smuggling at al Madilla when his trials.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
Yeah, good for him. I'd be wearing those pants too.
See that's when you wear those pants. Not David Lee
Roth with your pleathar Cashew.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Just making squeak noises when it moves across the free
This was like a balloon animal.

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
Yeah, so fee Way Bill, Yeah he's got one too.
All the other guys in that band were like performing
in suits. He's wearing like feather boas and because they
don't pants made out. Yeah, well, vinch Pecker, they're wearing
because they have to. He's wearing pants made a Reynolds wrap.

Speaker 7 (01:21:43):
Mall.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
No good for him.

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
You want everybody to know at that point, Well, you're
in a band. You're the front man of a band, right,
you got the Prairie Prince. Great, great, unheralded drummer in
rock and roll and the fee Way bill up there
in front. Cotton Ball says, this explains my Peerny's grin.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Oh boy, sorry, cotton Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Our friend Steve Byrne, who was just through last week.
You know, he's from Pittsburgh and he does a big
comedy festival with our friends at WDV there and he
had William Hung there last year. Alan William Hung has
had a really sad life. He got addicted to gambling,
his wife left him, and now he's doing cameos out

(01:22:32):
of his car.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
He sure is. I hired him to do one for
my brother. Did really wow? I sent it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
You did?

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Yeah? I just emailed it to oh just now yep.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Oh. I don't even remember what he says. I know
he didn't curse, but I went into like I dove
deep into the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
William.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
My brother is a huge fan of yours. He's had
a really tough time during COVID. Now again, my brother,
even more so than me, hates doing anything. So when
you talk about two people practicing for COVID their entire lives,
it was us and my brother's better at it than me.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
So this guy like tries to give him words of
inspiration and it was so great, so proud of myself.

Speaker 7 (01:23:15):
Hi, EJ.

Speaker 12 (01:23:16):
This is William Hump for American Idol. I understand quarantine
Is did not spend any money on his teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
But anyway, nope, nope, all.

Speaker 12 (01:23:23):
That money hard and you need to find something to
make you happy. So what figure out what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:23:31):
You could be doing something fun, playing a fun game,
reading a fun book, you know, connecting someone you haven't
connected in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
So that's that's what he can do. All right, here's
something to cheer you up. But don't tell my heart.
But he keep breaking heart. I just don't think you understand.

Speaker 12 (01:23:51):
And if you tell my heart, my a keep breaking hard,
he might go up a que this man, wo.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Wow, oh William Hung, thank you for your brother. Thank you, William,
What a man you are changed my brother's entire COVID.
I guess so, quarantine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Ellen.

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
Remember he also did a cameo with Judge Reinhold in
America arrested Development. But they did, oh remember mock trial
with Judge Reinhold.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
My name is judge. Oh that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
It was like William Hung, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was
the house band William Hung and his Hung Jury Love
arrested development. But they worked backwards on that one, didn't they.
My name is judge.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Wow can't now?

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Do you mind me asking how much William Hung it
was charging for cameos?

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
It was under this I charged thirty, it was under
fifty bucks. I'd be embarrassed if I was charging more
than William Hung.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
I wouldn't. Why would you be embarrassed? Well, because thirty
is silly? But well it is what it is, right?
Maybe so?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
But man, well, I don't think people are knocking down
William Hungng's door to get cameos.

Speaker 6 (01:25:01):
William Hung, I'm looking him up on cameo right now.
William Hung charges thirty dollars. We charge exactly the same amount.
How about you should call him up twenty four hour
delivery thirty dollars a custom video from William Hung.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
You should set up a bogo deal with him like
you each get fifteen bucks and just do cameos together.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Hung and cocks.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
To never right.

Speaker 6 (01:25:31):
Oh did you ask him to sing achy breaky harder?
He just whipped that out. I might have said, because
my brother when he was I thought he was going
to go into shoebangs and boy, I thought he was
going to say, and he's way.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
When my brother was a little kid, like that was
the Billy Ray Cyrus thing was big. So I may
have said, like, that's his favorite song and he sang it.
But it also could have just come out of nowhere.
I don't remember. I'd have to look at what I sent.
And that was during COVID.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
That was dirty. That was like the peak of COVID
when everybody was locked down.

Speaker 9 (01:25:59):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Yeah, yeah, so he wasn't in his car. It looked
like he was parcum or something.

Speaker 8 (01:26:04):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Yeah, someplace brick walld. Oh, boy, I just text my brother,
we just played your cameo.

Speaker 6 (01:26:12):
Willem Dafoe is supposed to have a big old d.
Of course, people remember old enough to remember Milton Burle.
He was famously the one in old school Hollywood where
like he would tell people if they wanted to see it,
they would see it and he would have to just
pull this thing out of his pants.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Well, and they reference it in that SNL movie. Uh,
what was that one that just came out recently about
this seventy cast.

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
The dramatized version of it or the one that Yeah,
the document. It was called Saturday Night. That was the one,
and he's in that plays George Carlin, and and someone
plays Milton Berle. I forget who. I think it was
a guy from one of the insurance commercials. I never
got around to seeing that. Did they have the leemu
emu playing Milton Burle. I don't believe so. I think
it was Doug Dugman. But my, what the hell were

(01:27:03):
you just said that? I was that just made me
think of something and I wanted to tell you about
William Hung No, we were We went right from that SNL. Yeah,
Milton Burle had Maybey Kay Simmons played Milton Burle.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Yeah, and he says something about I can't repeat what
it was, I'll send you a clip or he talked.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
I think I've seen it where he talks, Yeah, when
he's talking to the guy playing Chevy Chase, Yes, and
Chevy tries to make fun of him or something because
he's Milton Burle.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Yes, And he says that about like, you know, being
an old person and you know, nobody does not irrelevant
kind of thing. And he makes some comment about the
size of it and he should ask his mother. Yeah,
which is just fantastic.

Speaker 6 (01:27:41):
He's like, I have two stories because he's talking up
a young girl and he goes, I got two stars
on the Walk of Fame and Chevy Chase is like,
nobody cares about that, and Milton Burle goes, well, I
used to have ninety seven percent of America watching TV
to my show.

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Milton Berle used to be on against a test pattern.
For right's sake.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
He's like, they're gonna remember me, they're not going to
remember you, and they're also going to remember that I
got a real kickstand.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
You know who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
He said he he may be responsible for the funniest
thing I ever heard on Howard Stern. Milton Burle was
Howard was trying to get him to uh. He would
always make the joke about trying to get him a
show it and that sort of stuff. So Howard came
up with an idea of having a showing contest and
you know, the winner gets whatever. And he's like, I'll

(01:28:30):
show you mine, Milton, you show me yours and whatever.
And Milton Burle says, Howard, I'll tell you what. I'll
show you just enough to win.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Yeah, yeah, dude, I'll pull the tip out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
There's a level of confidence you have in your unit
if you can make a comment like that and mean it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
You know what I mean, call me when he stops crying.
Right on those I'll show you just enough to win.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Carr Show on one.

Speaker 6 (01:28:59):
Pro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
If a cop pulls you over and Ny hear you
listening to this, We're.

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
Probably just gonna let you go, because you know, I figured.

Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
You suffered enough, Yellen Car Show on one hundred point
seven wmmas.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
I got another one thousand dollars for you at about
eight or nine minutes closer to four thirty, next keyword
for you courtesy of the Buzzard bookie. Four thirty and
five thirty will be the last two keywords you will
get from me today, and then we'll start it all
over again tomorrow morning with Rover. I think that first
keyword comes around nine to thirty now, a couple hours

(01:29:46):
prior to that. Tomorrow will be the last chance for
you to qualify ticket tickets to see Rush next fall.
Of course, they're doing two nights here in Cleveland at
the Rocket Arena, the seventeenth and the nineteenth of September,
and so we're giving away tickets for that first night,
and the way that you qualify to get those, Rover
tomorrow morning run seven thirty will announce the Rush song

(01:30:06):
of the day and then he will tell you when
Stansbury will play it during his show. So we've been
qualifying one person every day this week with Dan and
from the jump you'll give those tickets for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame. But you will be one
of five people this week to qualify for the Rush tickets.
So tomorrow last chance this week to get qualified. Only

(01:30:29):
hint I'll give you is that the song is going
to pop up about midway through Dan's show. But Rover
will tell you the song of the day from Rush
tomorrow morning around seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:30:39):
Well, when you say about midway through his show, what's
normally going on at lunchtime?

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
What do most people consider lunch time to be eating
around what time of day?

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
I mean, I eat lunch around eleven thirty. Some people
I start at noon? Usually oh you do, yeah, right
at noon, right at noon. So I say sometime, you know,
maybe around lunchtime. So when the little hand and a
big hand are hugging, when they're.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
Hugging, yeah, okay, I would say that probably be a
good time to be listening.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Nevertheless, tomorrow morning, just to make sure tomorrow morning, ro Over,
I'll tell you are on seven thirty and then Dan
will play the song for you. September seventeenth and nineteenth
at the Rocket Arena that started with that first date,
added the second one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
I think they're both sold out? Is that correct? Are
they both both night? Just sold out?

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
Okay, that's so shock Rush just added seventeen more shows
I think in other cities around the country. Started with
La Chicago, Toronto, Cleveland, and they have added like Denver.
Are kind of going to the secondary market Boston, Boston
and Denver, and you're gonna play Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (01:32:00):
Comedian Kyle Kanaan will join us tomorrow. He's doing today,
but traveling can take a lot out of a young man,
and so he'll join us tomorrow. But he's doing the
weekend at Hilarities. He's playing tonight, two shows tomorrow and
Saturday and very funny dude. Love Kyle Kanean from Addison, Illinois.
And it's been a minute since he has been on

(01:32:22):
this show, so we'll have a lot to catch up on.
Our friend James Renner will return to the program next week.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
You know, he comes in.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
He's a very accomplished true crime writer and a podcaster,
and he had a book called It Came from Ohio,
which is this great compendium of urban legends, and so
he used to come in around Thanksgiving and tel like,
you know, regional ghost stories and things like that, or
cryptids that were seen in the area. And so he's
going to join us next Thursday, but he's going to
have some new stories and always like to see him.

(01:32:53):
Ran into him at Mike Polk's wedding. I was like, Hey,
just come back in for Halloween, so we'll do that
nextar studded event that was Mike Polk's wedding. It certainly was.
I mean that's where I uh, you know, Tim Disney
was in with us a couple of weeks ago. I
hadn't seen him in a minute. Ran into him at
Polk's wedding. So I'm like, you know, uh, re reassociating

(01:33:16):
myself with people who I know and can have a
conversation with. I just you know, people are very busy.
I hadn't seen these people in a while, so it's
nice to see everybody kind of in one spot just
so happened to be what I think I can safely
call the wedding of the decade. Rob Wow, yeah, I'm
not even going a year Jesus decade.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
How do you like them? Apples Man? Cavs lose last night.

Speaker 6 (01:33:40):
They had five new guys in the rotation, so it's
gonna be a little bumpy to start the season one
nineteen one eleven against the Knicks. They're off tonight. They
will head over to Brooklyn. Who knows what troubles they'll
get into tonight on an off night. Sure they'll have
a shoot around, probably have some practic but then they'll

(01:34:01):
be in Brooklyn Barkley Center tomorrow night. That's a seven
thirty tip off, thirty minutes prior. We make room for
your pregame coverage here on MMS and on the iHeartRadio
app and then the home opener. They return, hopefully triumphant.
Hopefully they show up Sunday one and one. But they'll
be playing Eannis and the Bucks six o'clock Sunday, and

(01:34:25):
all kinds of fun and frivolity always planned for the
home opener. We gave away a bunch of tickets for you.
Nothing we can do for you beyond that, it's probably
sold out. I'd have to think the quote I saw
was the Cavs still look quote clunky, but that's okay
better than chunky. Game one Clunky, Yeah, game one, Game

(01:34:47):
one of Golly, the season's got to have more than
twenty games in it, so plenty to look forward to
with your Cleveland Cavaliers. But you know there's always people
the sky's falling, you know, they don't wait for the
whole story to be told, Rob right, thank you, sir.

(01:35:23):
Alan you were talking about Ai earlier. Did you see
the story about Suzanne Summer's ex husband. I did see
that Suzanne Summers passed away?

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Was it last year?

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
Suzanne Summers, creator of the thigh Master, the original Blonde
on Three's company, she died a couple of years ago.
I guess her partner was a guy named Alan Hammil.
I don't know if they were married. Yeah, they were
married right that. They'd been together for a long long time.
He was a television producer and he he had a

(01:36:00):
good because she was ill. Would she die of like
some kind of cancer or something? Because he had a
good fourteen fifteen years on her. So Alan Hamill is
still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
He's ninety, I think.

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
But he created using data and learning and everything available
online wherever his wife popped up in any kind of
data set, he has created an AI project that he

(01:36:32):
believes will serve as like a twin of her, not
ready to let her go. He shared a demo of
this I guess at a conference earlier this year. He said,
you can't tell the difference. I don't know if it's
good or bad. You can't tell the difference. I mean, listen,

(01:36:56):
AI ain't gonna be whipping a thigh master in the room.
And you know, at this demo, he's like asking her
questions and she's answering, and it sounds like her, and
it's given him the information he's looking for. They had
been together for fifty five years. Wow, it's a long time.
And I think she was his second wife. And so

(01:37:22):
I did see that Alan Hammill creating an AI version
of the late Suzanne Summers, who looked great. I got
to say up to the end, I mean, sure she
had some work done. It's Hollywood, after all. Looked great. Now,
she wasn't the one that caught my eye when I
was a Big Three's Company fan as a young man.
I was more of a Joice DeWitt Man, but Suzanne

(01:37:45):
Summers was the breakout star of that show. That was
the first instance I can remember of a major sitcom
star having their bluff called at contract time. Suzanne Summers
don't I don't know if Ellen Hamill was her manager
then as well. He probably was, And they go marching

(01:38:07):
into ABC saying, look, I'm the big star of this show.
I don't know if she overplayed her hand or if
she was dead on at the time, but they were like,
this show is huge. It was her and John Ritter
and Joyce to Wit, everybody on the show just happy
to have a gig. But she was the big breakout star.
She was blonde, and she was playing nitsy and bubbly
and all that. Chrissy Snow was the character. And she

(01:38:30):
marches in when it's contract time, I want all this
money or I'm leaving, see you, bitch, And they said
see you?

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Do you want to see you? And they replace her,
and so then.

Speaker 6 (01:38:41):
They had a string of interchangeable blondes. Her replacement was
an actress named Jenny Lee Harrison, who I thought it
was super cute, but she played Chrissy's cousin who came
to live with them.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
I don't ever.

Speaker 6 (01:38:53):
I don't know if they ever explained where Chrissy went. Oh,
she went out to find herself.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
It was the seventies. I don't know, I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:39:00):
And then Priscilla Barnes, who Kevin Smith fans remember. She
was the medium right that pulled the gummy nipple off.
She showed her cans and I think Dogma or Jay
and Silent Bob one of those. So she, I think,
was the last blonde that they had their on threes company,
but Suzanne Summers was the first. And so Alan Hammill

(01:39:22):
has been working for a while to put this AI
demo together because he misses his wife, and why not.
I hope that we get to see like this in uh,
I don't know. I hope we get to see this

(01:39:45):
when it's all ready.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
I guess. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
But he's very happy, so I did see that. Yet
I'm giving hope to anyone who I guess you know
this is a loved one. This will be the next
quantum leap conceivably in this kind of technology.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
Is hey, could you put.

Speaker 6 (01:40:09):
This person's personality into this body or could you you know,
there are people who believe that. You know, down the road,
something called the singularity will occur where our brains will
just have chips in them. We'll just be walking computers.
Oh those kind of chips. Well, I thought you meant
like a big storage area for chips. That'd be crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:29):
I guess that you can already grab handfuls.

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
Well, you could already buy one of those cowboy hats
where it's the ring of chips and then the salsa
in the middle, or you already buy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
Those robh just better if it's actually built it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:45):
So he has been uh working on this for a while,
working with a guy, by the way, who I've paid
attention to for a long time named Ray Kurtzweil.

Speaker 2 (01:40:55):
You might know who this guy is.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
He was one of the first guys, very very intelligent guy.
He was one of the first guys decades ago who
was talking about something called the singularity, when man and
machine will merge. And Ray Kurtzweil has been at the
forefront of this whole thing for a long time. This
was a guy when nobody was talking about AI. This

(01:41:18):
guy like almost got it to the year and he's
the guy out there saying, hey, listen, it give be
some really good stuff, it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Could be some really bad stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:41:29):
So some of you want to run into the woods
and hide, that's an appropriate response. And some of you
are hoping that you'll just be able to buy a
chip that puts college in your kid's brain, and that
might happen too. I think he's the director of engineering
over at Google. He's got some big title. He's like
a smart, big dude.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
This is a guy who was.

Speaker 6 (01:41:50):
Kind of a prognosticator for AI, and he wrote a
book on it years ago that has kind of been
used as the source material for this whole conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
And he thinks as soon as.

Speaker 6 (01:42:06):
Not even he doesn't even think we're a decade away
from human lifespan outpacing time. He thinks, like the early
twenty thirties, we're going to be in a situation where
scientific progress powered by AI will move faster than we age,

(01:42:30):
meaning that we can use this information to extend our
lives indefinitely, so into the twenty thirties, which again is
not far off at all. I'm always saying, listen, if
they can just get something for me under the wire
that can keep me around a little bit longer, right,
I'm not twenty two. You know, if you're twenty two

(01:42:52):
and they're like, hey, may Ai is going to help this,
I have longer. You know, you're fine, I'm fifty four, right,
give me something in the next ten years. If they
offer it when you're ninety, you wouldn't take an extra
ten ninety. I mean, even if you're in good shape,
you're still ninety. You know. It goes back to the
vampire thing I always talk about, right, Yeah, you want

(01:43:15):
to get bit in your prime. Yeah, you don't want
to get bit when you're eleven, and you won't get
bit when you're eighty. You know, you want to get
you want to become a vampire when you're like thirty eight.
Thirty eight to forty eight is prime vampire. I'll even
I'll give you twenty years in the middle prime vampire time,
twenty to four. Let's say thirty eight to sixty prime

(01:43:38):
vampire time. So Ray Chris File is out there going
hey or he ain't that far off. I've been saying
this for a long time, you know, late eighties, early nineties,
when this guy was like by twenty thirty man in
machine will merge. People are like twenty thirty and now
he's like, we're gonna we already have like nanobots and

(01:43:58):
things like that, right the medical community is developing these things.
He's like, we're gonna have robots the size of molecules,
and we're going to have non invasive injections into the
human brain that will connect us to the cloud. That
kind of stuff which you can't you can't even get
your brain around it. And so he's he's looking into

(01:44:23):
like the twenty thirties twenty forties where we will fully
merge with AI, provided that AI hasn't killed off humans
by then. That's a huge gamble too. I think that's
a that's a big window to hope AI doesn't kill us.
But if that were to happen the way he describes it,
you know, humans, we would transcend our biology. It would

(01:44:46):
be it would be an understatement to call it an
evolutionary leap. It would be humans and machines becoming indistinguishable.
You know, evolution being exponential. And you know when we
use the word exponential, people usually think, oh, something just
gets bigger and bigger and bigger. Exponential means something's getting
bigger by a factor of ten, and very quickly in

(01:45:09):
a short period of time.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
And Ray Kurtzwild's out there.

Speaker 6 (01:45:13):
He's been talking about this stuff for thirty forty years
and he's pretty much been right. He was a guy
that was like, we're gonna have machines down the road.
They're gonna listen to our voice speech recognition. You know,
we're gonna smartphones, we're gonna AI all this stuff. It's
not like he's a psychic and he's an engineer.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
He's you know, but I mean the Jetsons were saying
that in the sixties. Man, Yeah, don't try to tell
me that.

Speaker 6 (01:45:39):
George never tried to bang Rosie right there, question right,
That's how you know. It was the fifties and they
lacked imagination. Now when you think of robots back then,
robots were maids.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Yep. Now robots are like, oh, we banged them sex robots,
that's all. That's the only reason they create them.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
Meanwhile, she was just like lifting up that belly space
of hers and popping out turkeys. She's wearing doilies. I mean,
you know that was the that was the image of
the turkey comes out. Yeah, Thanksgiving, Thanks Rosie.

Speaker 6 (01:46:13):
It's a bummer that el Roy never took off as
a kid's name, too great name.

Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
You know, Judy was Foxy. It was a wonderful time
to be alive. The Jetsons.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
You're watching this going that guy could have never pulled
that girl. No right, George, Jorge's never pulled Jane. It
Jane Jane his wife yep. Devotion to accuracy.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:46:38):
Mal Rats was the movie where Priscilla Barnes played the
medium and supposedly had a third nipple, right, but she
as they cut away from the scene, it's gum or
a gum drop or something like malrats, Thank you. Some
were uncomfortable, like the backseat of a Volkswagen. The kid
is back on the escalator.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred points seven called
the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 18 (01:47:08):
Alan Cox is the worst strive time personality I've ever heard.

Speaker 9 (01:47:16):
Two six seven eight one double O seven eight one
double O seven.

Speaker 6 (01:47:33):
Now David Draymon and John Cusack are arguing, are they yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
They got beef?

Speaker 9 (01:47:38):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
Over that we were talking about Draymon in the.

Speaker 6 (01:47:42):
Writing f hamas on an artillery shell because Draymon is
a very very proud Jewish guy sings in Hebrew for
Christsaken stupefied. Yeah, John Cusack a couple of Chicago guys
going out at each other. Rub Now, John Cusack is
as lefty as they come, to the degree to which

(01:48:07):
he turns a lot of people off. I like John Cusack. Again,
if you meet him in person, you don't know which
one you're gonna get. But big picture, I like him.
But the two of them are beefing as it were beefing,
and so they're trading barbs.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
As it were. What did they was it just like
back and forth on Instagram? Again? Well it was, as
I guess X whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:48:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:48:39):
Cusack quote tweeted the photo of Draymond writing that on
the missile and he wrote, anybody who signs a bomb
is psychotic, and Draymond replied to him, Wow, hello, John Cusack,
my old friend. They've probably met. It isn't psychotic to
defend one sell from a genocidal death cult.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Looking in the mirror. If you want psychotic, ooh wow,
oh boy? Literally shots fired. So yeah, was that the
end of it? M doesn't seem like there was anything
else from what I.

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
Might have been might have been And sometimes that's all
that's required to quote have beef is one brief exchange.
But you know they were talking about this couple weeks ago.
They ended up canceling showing Belgium. Well, the mayor, I've
been canceled it for him, So he's in a bit
of a pickle right now, not with everybody, but with
some people, and John Cusack.

Speaker 2 (01:49:39):
Being one of them.

Speaker 6 (01:49:40):
I guess by the way they left they put Mannequin
Pussy in the ad, did they?

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:49:44):
Way, say time getting the add out. I'll have Food
Fighters tickets for you next week. They just announced earlier today.
Food Fighters are going on the road. They've got Queens
of the Stone Age and Mannequin Pussy from Philly on
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
It's next August.

Speaker 6 (01:49:58):
It's Monday, August tenth, over at Brown Stadium, and I'll
have tickets for you all next week. They're not on
sale until Halloween morning, so not on sale until next
Friday at ten am.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
To see Food Fighters Queens of stone Age.

Speaker 6 (01:50:13):
And I said, trouble with naming your band Mannequin Pussy
is they're not going to put it in the ad.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
They put in the ad. Good for them, am I
August t Bayfield, Queens of the stone Age Mannaquin Pussy. Yes,
I love it. It's because it's an inadimate object. It's

(01:50:40):
just a mannequins. So if it was manate pussy, that would.

Speaker 6 (01:50:46):
Be it was like going to the Stone Age fooll
Fighters and manatee pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:50:51):
They'd be like, oh, we're gonna have to go ahead
and skip out on that one. Sorry cow. But a
mannequin is just some plastic man.

Speaker 5 (01:51:00):
Which queezed the facilitate back down mannequin proceed all right,
good funny.

Speaker 2 (01:51:09):
If they said that, then just went look, it just
has that sounding like a thump yep.

Speaker 6 (01:51:15):
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Speaker 6 (01:51:18):
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(01:51:39):
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(01:52:01):
for you for the whole kit and or kaboodle for
Sonic Temple next week.

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
And then what else?

Speaker 6 (01:52:09):
Pistafer tickets want to go see them in April? And
comedian Stavros Halkias Stave is coming back to Cleveland. He's
doing a theater tour, but also he's doing MGM Northfield
Park on Valentine's Day. Tell you what if Stove makes
you a little moisture in the shorts. He's on the
dream Boat tour. And so we'll set you up for

(01:52:31):
all those next week. Can we jump back really quick
to that John Cusack David Draymond thing? Of course, how
wasn't the obvious thing to reply? If you're David Draymond,
learn how to spell psychotic? Did you see what he wrote?

Speaker 11 (01:52:45):
I did?

Speaker 6 (01:52:46):
And this is what I'm talking about. John Cusack's tweets.
It's like he fires them off in such a his
brain fog rage. All of his tweets are replete with typos.

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
Okay, all of them are like that.

Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
Now, I'm not saying that David Draymond knows this. I'm
just saying if you follow John Cusack on social media,
it's like he gets such a full head of steam
and just fires off these tweets.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
They're always full of type. Well, he just looks like
a dumbass.

Speaker 6 (01:53:12):
Anyone who signs a bomb is pochoticy c coeo.

Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Yeah, he's really so It's just like, I don't know, man,
at least spell it right.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
If you're going to try to start a fight with somebody,
you do diminish the impact of what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
If you look like a like a dummy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
Yeah, and if you use the wrong you're you know
what I mean, You're like, okay, dude, they just replyed
with one word, be done with it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Hey, you're hauh. I'll tell you what I'm worried about. Though.
I feel like, and I listen, my hands aren't changing
to the best of my knowledge, but I feel like
my fingers are getting too fat for the something.

Speaker 6 (01:53:49):
I'm like cause I type pretty fast, I'm pretty good,
I'm typing with my thumbs, but I'm like, recently, like
what the hell because I'm very I don't ever fire
things off of type as I like, before I send
messages or email, I always read them and double read them.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
And I'm like, Jesus Christ, Yeah, it happens all the time.
I think it had to be something with like phone updates.
I think they shrink the keyboard. I mean, I don't
want to tell myself that if it's not true.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
I don't know, but something definitely changed because I spell
like I searched what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
I was. I was listening to.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Saint Paul and the Broken Bones the other day and
I look to see if they were if they were
touring right, So I typed, I'll read you exactly what
it was. I wrote, Saint Paul and the Broke wind
Binds b r ok w n b I n E
S And I'm like, I didn't type it any different.
I wasn't flying through it, same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
But I just I don't know what the hell's going
on Saint Paul and the brock wind Binds.

Speaker 15 (01:54:50):
That now.

Speaker 6 (01:54:50):
I don't know these guys. I've never even heard of them.
Oh really, Yeah, they're a U from Alabama funk band.
It's a fat white guy lead singer that sounds like this.

Speaker 13 (01:55:05):
Kind of like a.

Speaker 6 (01:55:06):
Nathaniel Ratliffe type of voice.

Speaker 7 (01:55:08):
Maybe, yeah, but no life.

Speaker 2 (01:55:19):
So these guys probably do a lot of festivals, right, yes,
and yeah, like they're playing has the Blue Size Rooms.

Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
Okay, they're coming to Detroit, so I'm gonna go to
that show that new album. They're great, man, I've never
heard of them.

Speaker 2 (01:55:37):
Well, good for you. They're a solid, solid, you know,
soul funk band. Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:55:42):
And again, when you hear that dude open his mouth,
you're just like Jesus Christ, like you just don't expect
that voice coming out of that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
All right, cool, yeah, I I need to I don't know.
Are you familiar with the hold On? I'll tell you
the venue in Rolling Stones?

Speaker 6 (01:55:59):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:56:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:56:01):
Oh uh Andrews that's where they're playing. Yeah, okay, that's
a great. Oh yeah it's a theater. Yeah, it's like St.
Andrews Hall is probably like the Agora.

Speaker 1 (01:56:13):
Okay, yeah, all right, Because they're playing the Salt Shed
in Chicago too.

Speaker 6 (01:56:16):
That's a big that's a newer venue. Yeah, they're building
something right behind the Salt Shed. But yeah, Salt Shed
it's more of an outdoor thing.

Speaker 2 (01:56:26):
I mean St.

Speaker 6 (01:56:26):
Andrews is inside, so I'll definitely travel for that show,
like I really like those guys. Saint Andrews is famous
for being the first place that Eminem.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Performed in Detroit. Okay, he did a big show. Here's
this pet psychic.

Speaker 6 (01:56:42):
Now, I'm fascinated by these kinds of things only because
there are a lot of people who make their living
doing this, and she is on TikTok a lot of followers.
I don't know why somebody sent me this. I mean,
I have a dog, but I don't know there's any
human talking to her other than me, and I certainly

(01:57:04):
couldn't tell you what she thinks. This lady though, this
psychic the number one thing that dogs don't like. You
have dogs? I have dogs, now. I was once I
saw this, rob, I won't lie to you. I went
through some of her videos trying to find if there
were any of them where she described the number one
thing that ducks don't like, and I was going to

(01:57:26):
be forwarding that information to you, but there was nothing
along those lines.

Speaker 7 (01:57:31):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (01:57:32):
I was thinking, boy, if this lady is talking to
ducks in any of her videos and can determine what
they don't like, this might be very useful information for
you to get them off your case as it was.
But the video I watched was just about dogs, the
number one thing that they don't like.

Speaker 19 (01:57:51):
Hey, everybody, medium Brenna animal communicate her.

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
I want to talk to you about right.

Speaker 6 (01:57:56):
That's her handle, Medium Britta. She's a medium and her
name is Britta, so she goes by medium Britta.

Speaker 2 (01:58:03):
I have one of those in my fridge. The number
one thing, don't you know?

Speaker 19 (01:58:06):
Okay, the number one thing. The dogs come to me
and share that, they.

Speaker 12 (01:58:10):
Come to her.

Speaker 2 (01:58:11):
They're coming to her and sharing with her. Hey, I
don't like this, not like and.

Speaker 19 (01:58:18):
They want changed in their home. The number one thing.
It's repeated weakly to me, and it's such a simple change.
It's going to blow your mind. But before I share that,
I need you to follow me. I just learned that
I can't even talk to you on a live until
I get a thousand followers. So I want to come
on lives. I want to do pet readings. I want
to share with you everything that I can about the
animal kingdom as a psychic medium and animal communicator. So

(01:58:41):
follow along so I can get on these lives sooner
than later.

Speaker 16 (01:58:44):
Okay.

Speaker 19 (01:58:45):
So the number one thing that the dogs tell me.
You're not going to believe this.

Speaker 2 (01:58:49):
What do you think it is? Rob What do you
think that ha blowing in their faces? Blowing in their faces? Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
I play with my dogs all the time, and they're like,
get all keep up, you know, like they drop down
to the floor like they're ready to go, and I'll
just go blowing their face and makes them go crazy.
I wouldn't like that either. Excuse me, so.

Speaker 19 (01:59:15):
Simple, It's such an easy change the placement of their
feeding bowl. Almost every dog is looking at a wall
when they look up to eat. They're staring at a cabinet,
or they're staring at a wall. Every dog tells me
they don't like it. They want it changed. Float the bowl,
put it in front of the glass door, the front door,

(01:59:36):
probably not the front door, but put in front of
the sliding glass door that is really.

Speaker 2 (01:59:41):
Front of the front door.

Speaker 6 (01:59:42):
So when people go in the house, they're constantly concussing
the dog and fall pick the place.

Speaker 19 (01:59:50):
Really what they want. They don't want to look at
a wall. Could you imagine us looking at a wall
every day when we eat, eating, eating up. No, we
want to look at people.

Speaker 2 (01:59:58):
We want to look out all right.

Speaker 6 (01:59:59):
Anyways, So she's mentally ill, but she's got followers on
TikTok and social media, and she's a pet I'm sorry,
an animal communicator is what she calls herself. I guess
pet psychic is old and busted. The new hotness is
animal communicator. Now, of course you consult a veterinarian and
they will tell you, yeah, we're not reading dog's minds.

(02:00:21):
But they don't really care what's in front of them.
They're not looking around like you and I are. They're
there to eat. They don't care less. The dogs are
done eating in seventeen seconds. Couldn't care less. Now, the
one thing you shouldn't do, and I hope you know
this from the movies. You never sit with your back
to the door. You never let your dog eat with

(02:00:42):
his back to the door. You want to be looking
at the door so if something comes in, you know,
never eat with your back to the door. I've got
my dog's bowl. It's like a raised it's like a
raised wooden thing, so she's not dropping her head way
down right, it's raised up, and there's a big ceramic
water bowl in there, and there's a big ceramic food

(02:01:03):
ball that's up against the kitchen wall. And again, admittedly
I am not an animal communicator. I'm barely a human communicator.

Speaker 14 (02:01:13):
Rob.

Speaker 6 (02:01:14):
However, my dog is never even intimated through her body
language that she doesn't like it. If there's food there,
she'll eat it. But this lady animal. So if you're
somebody who believes in pet mediums or animal communicators.

Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
Change what a bull is. That's what she says. Alan.

Speaker 6 (02:01:41):
I've had to swipe to text for a decade. Last
two phones. I've had so many typos. I feel like
phones are getting worse. Swipe to text. Yeah, I think
that's an Android thing where yeah you know what, Yeah,
my wife has an Android phone with this new update too.
I I don't think I would do try. Maybe it's

(02:02:04):
a setting, but I wouldn't know. It doesn't doesn't work
on mine. Sometimes sometimes I'll talk to text, but even
that's kind of clunky because then you got to go
back and it doesn't know what words you said and
you're so you're editing that anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:02:17):
See, I just did it, and I went I wrote
you did the wipe? Yeah, I wrote eat shrimp to
you and it and I'll send you what it what
it corrected to. This is why I'll never use it.

Speaker 2 (02:02:29):
East sit. Yeah, that's not what I wrote, is east
if I have to, But now I face it's not.
It doesn't work for anybody.

Speaker 6 (02:02:47):
It probably works for the viewers because it's probably better
to see me from behind.

Speaker 7 (02:02:53):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:02:54):
I wasn't I had to leave that one there. I
just was waiting East sit East sit.

Speaker 6 (02:02:59):
Well maybe this maybe the swipe is a setting in
your messages, because I don't not.

Speaker 2 (02:03:04):
Mine doesn't do that. If you hold it down and
move your finger, it doesn't make ye.

Speaker 6 (02:03:07):
Nope, it just registers the Really, it registers the last
letter when I take my finger off. So if I
swipe and it lands on a G, it just registers
the G. I got fart to work fartworks. I wrote
penis and it came out previous, So that's not yet.

Speaker 1 (02:03:28):
This isn't.

Speaker 2 (02:03:29):
This isn't gonna work for the way that I text.

Speaker 6 (02:03:30):
East sit previous. You'll have somebody on the other end
who can decode You're awful to Did you tell me
to east sit previous?

Speaker 2 (02:03:40):
Bro Oh must be wrong?

Speaker 6 (02:03:42):
And on a Thursday no less our friend Leslie says
she has been a fan of Paul and the Alabama
Brain Boys for okay, Saint Paul and the Broken Bones.
She's been a fan for years. Their live shows are awesome.
All right, Well, there you go. Tell Robie should absolutely go.

(02:04:04):
They just want to make you dance the whole night.
Well that's not a plus, that's a minus for me.

Speaker 15 (02:04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:04:12):
Yeah, Well, I guess a lot of.

Speaker 6 (02:04:14):
People are the people who are texting me, and these texts,
I have to assume the fact that there's so many
typos in them mean they're having the same problem Saint
Paul and the Broken Bones. Is that where you said, yes,
Saint Paul and the Broken Bones. Yes, yeah, okay, Well again,
if you are somebody who believes in animal communicators or
pet psychics, all evidence of the contrary. This woman is

(02:04:37):
telling you, hey, don't the number one pet peeve literally
and figurably. She says, dogs are coming up and telling
me this all the time. Let's say she is for real.
You imagine want a pain in the ass. Everywhere you go.
There's movies that have been like that, right where they
can hear animals. It's you know, Doctor Doolittle or whatever.

(02:05:00):
Animals talking you all the time. Because thoughts are fluid,
They're not going to have the same logic and syntax
and semiotics that humans would have, So just be this
wave of you know, her comment implies that animals are
there's a logical progression to their thoughts. Talk to text
has gotten so much worse too, Yes, Carras, Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (02:05:20):
You can always tell when I'm using it too, Like
I'll be going back and forth with you on something
and then you read back what it says. I'm like,
what is that how I actually speak?

Speaker 6 (02:05:30):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:05:30):
Do people hear me as that dumb? Like I thought
I would. I'm a good communicator.

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
I thought.

Speaker 6 (02:05:41):
I got a text from Sarah she goes, you were
you just dropped a random fart sound and it reminded
me that I farted in my fiance's face last night
during sex. So we know how they were set up.
Uh huh, Yeah, first time in over thirty years that
we've known each other that that's happened.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
Well, that's aging, you know what I mean, Like her
thirty years culvic floor. I wonder if she got kids.

Speaker 1 (02:06:09):
It's that, But it's also like, you know, I mean,
that's not the first time, probably this week, that they've
been in that type of situation.

Speaker 2 (02:06:19):
Right, so thirty years of that same thing, it's bound
to happen right in his face. He didn't care.

Speaker 1 (02:06:38):
He just kept going, Oh, I guarantee he cares. Do
you think he cares a big difference between a fart
and a vart?

Speaker 6 (02:06:46):
No, I understand, but I think that when you're getting
down to it, no, anything's possible, and you have to
roll with the punches.

Speaker 1 (02:06:55):
Anything's possible. A fart, I'm tapping out, I think really yeah, yeah,
a fart?

Speaker 6 (02:07:00):
Well, okay, I mean it's not ideal, but it's like,
I'm not gonna oh that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:05):
No, I would, I would be polite about it. Oh boy, yeah, yeah, cramp.

Speaker 6 (02:07:10):
I have a I suddenly have a cramp in my face. Yeah,
I got what are you blowing my eyebrows back?

Speaker 2 (02:07:15):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (02:07:16):
I need to go someplace for a minute. I got
a p I got, I'll be back. And then that
I'd be like, oh, I lost it. Sorry, it's my fault,
not yours.

Speaker 2 (02:07:26):
Right, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (02:07:30):
What if you're doing the standing number? What if you're
doing the standing number?

Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Drop it? Let her go on her head tapping out.

Speaker 6 (02:07:42):
Sorry, sorry, hopefully you have a carpeted floor or a
pillow for the catch, right, you gotta you gotta prep Yeah,
there's no no, it's got a helmet on. It's like
something about Mary that's just not happening. All right, Well
there you go.

Speaker 2 (02:07:56):
Good to know.

Speaker 6 (02:07:58):
Oh honey, I got just got cramp in my face. Yeah,
thirty years they just she's That's what I mean though,
that's just why gross. Yeah, but that's why after that
amount of time, that's why i'd be like that would.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
Have people probably just care less too, you know what
I mean. Maybe it sounds like she's not horribly devastated
about it.

Speaker 6 (02:08:15):
She's texting me about it, right, and I and that
sound effect I played, that's what jogged her memory. Otherwise
she would have forgotten about it. And did she say
her husband fiance thirty years? Thirty years of just getting
around to uh, making her.

Speaker 2 (02:08:30):
An honest woman. Remember, get off the pot, homie. This guy,
well he's getting off the pot. Oh honey, I love Yeah.
All right, anyway, never make it to the altar after
that one game over? Do you take this woman? Nope?

Speaker 7 (02:08:51):
I gotta go the Ellen Carr Show on one hundred
points of it. You can always make more money, you
can never make more time, which is why.

Speaker 2 (02:09:04):
It's weird that you've wasted so much of it here. Yeah,
that is weird. The devil take you, sir.

Speaker 7 (02:09:12):
Or Madam Allen show.

Speaker 10 (02:09:23):
Real Sorry, I only have to wait a little over
fifty two hours or Our Saturday night metal show.

Speaker 6 (02:09:35):
Is called two Hours to Midnight. Me and Corey Rodick
and Pet Butler whip out stuff like that for you.
Ten o'clock on Saturday nights is when you will hear it.
It's two hours of nothing but metal, brand new stuff
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(02:10:01):
Corey in here just doing our thing, look cuties. So
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Think of all the weeks of programming the WMMS has,
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a mere one hundred and twenty minutes to pay homage
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announcing that they are going on tour. They will not
be coming to Cleveland. They got Megadeath and Anthrax opening
for them. Yeah, how about that. I have a feeling

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that's going to be another one that adds dates. I
certainly hope right. So doesn't it seem like it's well,
Megadeth is on a farewell run, so they're doing all
the dates, and Thrax is doing four. They're doing Montreal,
Jersey and San Antonio and Maiden doing a handful of
European dates. But I was looking this morning that they're
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go to Toronto or Chicago. Those would be the closest
in September of next year. They'll kick it off in
Toronto end of August, but they'll play Boston, Charlotte, do
a couple of festivals in there. But that's a hell
of a lineup Iron, Maiden, Megadeath and Anthrax in some

(02:11:34):
of those dates.

Speaker 2 (02:11:35):
Anyway, a lot of it stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:11:36):
On Saturday night for our Metal show, I will be
watching the Blackhawks play the Tampa Bay Lightning tonight rob
NHL Action. I was reading a story about the we
have a bureau chief out in San Jose you know
they've got the Sharks. I've got a mascot, SJ. Sharky. Boy,

(02:11:57):
how long did they take to come up with that
mascot name? They go where the San Jose Sharks, which
we name our mascot. Well, it's gonna be gone as
shark costume. San Jose Sharks Shark Jose be a little controversial.

Speaker 2 (02:12:13):
San SJ.

Speaker 6 (02:12:14):
Sharky nailed it. Let's go get lunch. I think Jose
would have been great. Well, on that thought, the San
Jose Sharks are issuing an apology after they aired a
commercial for ice on the JumboTron during Hispanic Heritage Nights
Whoopsy the first intermission of the Sharks game against they

(02:12:37):
were playing the Pittsburgh Penguins on Los Tebrones Night. That's
Spanish for Sharks.

Speaker 2 (02:12:43):
I believe SJ. Sharks fans love ice. Get them boys.
Oh so that was something somebody sent in.

Speaker 6 (02:12:53):
Yeah, but yes, but you gotta look at these I mean,
that's the problem with the messages when they get them
from people in the JumboTron. They used to just automatically populate,
but they're people that can't have a good time, and
so they were putting stuff up so yeah, there's somebody
who's going through them before they post them. Now you
can kind of understand the confusion if you're at a

(02:13:15):
hockey game which is being played on.

Speaker 2 (02:13:20):
Ice.

Speaker 6 (02:13:22):
But the San Jose San Jose Sharks nevertheless issued a
formal apology. Hey, an offensively worded message that had been
externally submitted was inadvertently displayed on blah.

Speaker 2 (02:13:36):
Blah blah usual you know, cut and paste pr or whatever.

Speaker 6 (02:13:42):
That's why you just can't have messages go up because
you're gonna have people trolling everybody. If that's as bad
as it gets. I mean, it's offensive on you know,
Hispanic heritage night. But if that's as bad as it
gets language wise, you do it all right. The messages
that go up there, they're like, you know, Harry Patty
s my face, daddy, what's that mean?

Speaker 2 (02:14:03):
You know, uh never mind. Yeah, so yeah they weren't.
They had to apologize for that.

Speaker 6 (02:14:13):
Hey, we're sorry, and get them boys with a Z
so that person, you know, trying to be jaunty.

Speaker 2 (02:14:19):
You could see where they were going. Yeah, yep, so
they had to figure that out.

Speaker 6 (02:14:27):
Now, I don't think you'll see any such message tonight.
If you're gonna be watching that Hawk's Tampa game.

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
Tonight. In Tampa.

Speaker 6 (02:14:40):
They got that Connor Bodard there in Chicago, who they
referred to as a once in a generation talent. You
kind of do hear that phrase being thrown around a lot.
But I was in Pittsburgh working with the Penguins when
they grabbed Sidney Crosby, sid the Kid, and they referred
to him as a once in a generation talent, and
I think it was apt. The air apparent to one

(02:15:02):
Mario Lemieux, Connor Bdard another guy that they go, this
kid is gonna be unbelievable for us, and I guess
we'll see. But the Blackhawks sometimes, you know, that's my
home team. I'll follow the Monsters here. That's my b
team because we don't have NHL. And then the uh

(02:15:26):
you know, uh Maple Leafs Penguins because I used to
work with them. I was an arena host for the Penguins.
Why is my monitor telling me that I have low
disk space other than the obvious reason, But like, I
don't want to take a second to manage storage right now. Yeah,

(02:15:47):
in the middle of my show. But it's just giving
me information, thank you. It doesn't know what time it is. Well,
it literally does, because it's an internal clock, but it
doesn't know the rel evins of the time with respect
to this. Yeah, somebody's going to have to clear this
thing off. Apparently there's too many files on it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:21):
You call the jests to see it's fancy. Rob named
that band Bad Company. Oh hey, you're right.

Speaker 6 (02:16:36):
You know they're getting into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame this year, long overdue.

Speaker 2 (02:16:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:16:41):
The Bad Company is a band that's top of mind
for a lot of people. But they had a lot
of hits and when you hear them, you go, oh right,
Bad Company. Never a bad time with these guys. Paul
Rodgers unbelievable voice. You know, he fronted Queen for a while.
I always forget about that Freddie Mercury and then Queen

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was gone for quite some time and Roger Deacon wanted
nothing to do. That's another band where one guy was like,
I want nothing to do with it if we're not intact.
And so it's been Roger Taylor and Brian May the
whole way through it. But Paul Rodgers from Bad Company
was fronting Queen for a while before he went off

(02:17:22):
to do some.

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
I don't know if he.

Speaker 6 (02:17:23):
Went back with Bad Company or what he did solo stuff.
There's a band called The Firm did a couple of
albums with Jimmy Page in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
Those were great too.

Speaker 15 (02:17:31):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:17:31):
One thing which wouldn't That's Fix. That's the Fix, Rob.
I caught myself.

Speaker 6 (02:17:40):
Who was that guy cy kernin the frontman for the Fix.
They're a good band too, I don't mind telling you. No,
The Firm was I'm a radioactive.

Speaker 2 (02:17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:17:48):
They did a cover of Bring Back That Love and
Feeling and this Paul Rogers sue.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
He only did two albums with The Satisfaction Guaranteed, with
the other one great song that was a big single too. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:18:05):
Well, I'm not updient, No, I just like to cut
his gym. Hey, I'm not uptight and I'm not unattractive.
I mean, that's a low key flex. He's like, he's
not like, Hey, I'm a you know, I'm a swinging
d over here. I got that hung smile, like I

(02:18:28):
may not be mister right, but I'm missed her right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18:34):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (02:18:35):
Paul Rodgers says that Bad Company will likely perform at
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, which
I think is great news. He had a bunch of strokes.
By the way, they didn't know if Paul Rodgers was
ever going to be up and running again, and they
said his recovery has been nothing short of remarkable. And
so he and Simon kirk, who's a longtime drummer for

(02:18:58):
Bad Company. His daughters are both actors. Daughter Jemia mc
kirk was on a show called Girls with Lena Dunham,
and she's shown up in movies and things, and this
thing is not far off, right. We're talking about this
the other day. I couldn't remember the date, but it's
in November, like I think the first week in November
is the Rock Hall inductions.

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
And I think they're in New York. Are they in
LA this year? They're in LA.

Speaker 6 (02:19:19):
They're in La Okay, So they're not far off from
the induction ceremony. And Paul Rodgers says that Bad Company
will probably perform. They haven't played together in six years
and so he's really looking forward to it. I think
it's only those two left of the original. It is
Y who was the guy that was in the hoop
Boz Bosley or something like that. It was Simon Kirk,

(02:19:42):
it was Paul Rodgers. Oh, Mickerel's okay, he was in
Mott the Hoople, didn't they have a boz in Bad
Company Boss Burrell bos Burrew.

Speaker 2 (02:19:49):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (02:19:51):
Simon Kirk was the only guy that was in the
whole way through. And again they had a lot of
years without Paul Rodgers. And I didn't mind those years either.
I didn't mind Brian Howe fronting Bad Company. They had
hits with him, They had Holy Water, they had they

(02:20:12):
had hits with Brian Howe. But there were people that
there were purists. They're like, I like bad companies up hards,
which I get too.

Speaker 2 (02:20:20):
So I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:20:20):
I wonder if Brian Howe will be inducted with Bad Company.
And so there are a lot of question marks about
the induction ceremony coming up, you know, because Sound Garden's
getting in and they're like, are they gonna perform? That's
been my complaint, you know, the years that it's here

(02:20:41):
in Cleveland. I didn't go last time, but I went
just about every other year it was in Cleveland since
I've been here, and that All Star Jam seemed to
go away. I remember the year that Dire Straits got
in and neither of the Knopflers wanted anything to do
with it, so you were left for like the bass
player and the drummer and they're like, hey, thanks, this

(02:21:01):
is great. But it used to be everybody would get
up at the end, you'd have this all star jam.
But over the years you'd have more and more artists
who were like, I just want to drink and have fun.

Speaker 2 (02:21:12):
See.

Speaker 6 (02:21:12):
The big question for me is going to be if
Jack and Meg get together and do White Stripes right
like that, like they're getting in white Stripes.

Speaker 2 (02:21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21:21):
Yeah, but they haven't obviously played together, right, like twenty years, right,
and that last album was the closest he's sounded to
like the White Stripes in twenty years.

Speaker 2 (02:21:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21:32):
So now you want, like, will they patch it up
and do it? I think they will. I have to
assume they will.

Speaker 6 (02:21:38):
Will Outcast perform, yes, you think so. I think they
have many of the decade either. But those two dudes just.

Speaker 1 (02:21:45):
Seem like put it aside, you know what I mean,
Like they're just I don't know, they're great, man, it's
a big deal for them.

Speaker 6 (02:21:50):
I saw the Outcast reunion at show at Austin City limits.
That was ten years ago and then they kind of
just went away again. So who front sound Garden? If
they do something, you got a lot of dead people
obviously that get in. Warren Zevon's going in, and Joe
Cocker's going in, you know, and so they have a

(02:22:10):
lot of special guests. Iggy Pop is going to be there,
David Letterman is going to induct to Warren Zevon. Beck
will be there, Elton John.

Speaker 1 (02:22:18):
I'm trying to think who was in the sound Garden
universe that could, like, you know, is there anyone that
could go out and do a song with them?

Speaker 2 (02:22:26):
Edie?

Speaker 6 (02:22:27):
I guess Temple the Dog is right. Who was the
guy that sang for audio Slave? Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:22:38):
Chris Cornell, I just kicked me. I was thinking, I'm
sorry you were playing along. I was like, no, no,
I was thinking of what was the what was the band?
Miles Kennedy saying in Wild that's a snake pit? No
alter Bridge, alter Bridge that for some reason, that just
got me hung up. And I'm like, Miles Kennedy.

Speaker 6 (02:22:54):
They should get the guy that sang for audio slave.

Speaker 2 (02:22:56):
He was good boy, you got me?

Speaker 6 (02:23:01):
No, Miles, can't he be great too. A guy can
hit the notes. That's the thing with Chris Cornell. You
gotta hit those notes.

Speaker 2 (02:23:06):
Boy.

Speaker 19 (02:23:07):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:23:09):
What if Paul Rogers Front's Soundgarden. I have solved this problem.
Chubby Checker is gonna be there. He may as well
have him do it. He'll be too busy twisting. He'll
just do it. He'll do his one song four different ways,
uh huh, and then he can go.

Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
He can go joint Soundgarden, Crime on, Baby, Dude of
Jesus Christ, polls, crime on, Babby.

Speaker 8 (02:23:33):
Do the black hole son, Yeah, show me the power child.
I'm not to say I'm twisting on my knees today.
How you can get eight whoo?

Speaker 2 (02:23:46):
Come on man out wait that's out? Am I come
on me?

Speaker 13 (02:23:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:23:56):
When they asked me, how come nobody asked me rob
I get Fronts Garden and people are like, Ollan, you
can't say I sing my ass off? What are you
talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:24:05):
Come on, baby man?

Speaker 7 (02:24:07):
Yeah, just do the spoon man.

Speaker 2 (02:24:09):
Come on, ma man, Jesus brand pose, Come on, ma man,
Jesus pose. I like where this is headed. Here's a
little number called the Rusty Cage Twist.

Speaker 8 (02:24:29):
Yeah, but I'm not a.

Speaker 7 (02:24:32):
Preak, I'm on a break, I'm don't.

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
Break my rusty cage and twists. This is a new
song we like to call the Day I Tried to Twist.

Speaker 7 (02:24:46):
The Day I tried to twist.

Speaker 2 (02:24:50):
I like this, I like where this is going.

Speaker 6 (02:24:54):
I wonder if our own Brian played any part in
making sure that Bad Company would come and perform.

Speaker 7 (02:25:00):
I feel like, make is us two.

Speaker 1 (02:25:04):
Starting fucking wi bouse you to live with Downy.

Speaker 2 (02:25:14):
Bring him up there.

Speaker 6 (02:25:15):
It's like listening to Paul Rodgers, same yeah, bring him
up there, same guy. So uh yeah, they say Paul
rodgers recovery has been unbelievable. So there wasn't even a
hint of a slur in his speaking voice when he
was talking to Rolling Stone, and his wife was like,
we worked on his speech like eighteen hours a day
because he wanted to get out there and start doing stuff.

(02:25:36):
His older sister had a stroke while she was swimming.
She's in a wheelchair now and can't walk. His parents
both died from strokes, so they're like, the genetics ain't great.

Speaker 2 (02:25:50):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (02:25:50):
There's a new Bad Company tribute album coming and he
Paul Rodgers did some vocals on that. That's def Leppard,
Guy's and Slash and Hailstorm pretty reckless, Mick Ralse and
bos Burrell both dead, and Paul Rodgers has a memoir coming,

(02:26:11):
so anyway, it would be interesting to see what happens
there with Bad Company the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Bad Company by Bad Company off of the album Bad
Company is hilarious, says cotton Balls. That's how you know
you've got a flex, right, Hi, we're called bad Company.

(02:26:32):
What's the song called bad Company from the album Bad Company?

Speaker 2 (02:26:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:26:38):
And he was in that band free right? I forget
about all right now? Wasn't that future? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:26:47):
Right?

Speaker 7 (02:26:48):
Know what he does?

Speaker 2 (02:26:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (02:26:49):
I said love?

Speaker 7 (02:26:51):
What's your girls?

Speaker 2 (02:26:53):
All ride?

Speaker 6 (02:26:54):
Now?

Speaker 13 (02:26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:26:56):
Let me tell you all about it.

Speaker 6 (02:27:00):
One hundred points seven Dabbles Brand New Ben.

Speaker 2 (02:27:06):
Going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Will
they cost you anything? Now? They're free? I'm a boss.
She's great, goddamn song, great song. The Allen Cox Show on.

Speaker 7 (02:27:21):
One hundred seven The Allan Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (02:27:27):
I've been listening to that horsestion of yours for months
and you can take that crap and blow it out
your ass, and for good.

Speaker 7 (02:27:35):
Measure, just call The Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 9 (02:27:37):
Two Want six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one.

Speaker 7 (02:27:40):
Eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

Speaker 6 (02:27:49):
Three five Still time to send me a text alancoxshow
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That's a seventh thirty tip, seven o'clock pregame. They're coming
off a loss at Madison Square Garden last night to
begin the season by eight one nineteen to one eleven
against the Knicks. The home opener is Sunday. Hope you'll

(02:28:12):
be there. It's a big to do so. They'll be
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That's a six o'clock start, five thirty pre game here
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As we are your FM flagship for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball.
Let's look to the near future, shall we. They'll play

(02:28:32):
the Bucks here on Sunday. Monday night, they will go
to Detroit to play the Pistons. That's Vinnie Microwave Jones
and the Detroit Pistons. They'll go to Boston to play
the Celtics. They'll come back home on Halloween night for
an NBA Cup game against the Toronto Raptors.

Speaker 2 (02:28:54):
That's Chris Bosh and the Toronto rapp Alan.

Speaker 6 (02:28:59):
You dummy, you've never heard wishing Well by Free? No,
I haven't, and I've worked classic rocker radio for a
long I've never heard wishing Well by Free.

Speaker 2 (02:29:11):
I'm not saying, I'm just worrying. It's something I know.

Speaker 6 (02:29:17):
All right now as far and away their biggest big song.
If you're into Free, I don't think I know this.

Speaker 2 (02:29:23):
I've never heard.

Speaker 6 (02:29:28):
All right, Well, according to that person, I'm a big dummy, dummy,
I've never heard that song. All right, Well, there you go.
Brian Howe is dead too. Somebody informed me so literally.
Paul Rodgers and Simon Kirk are the only guys left. Wow.
I liked Brian Howe's voice. They were kind of a

(02:29:49):
lot of those English singers that weren't marquee names, but
I thought they did great work. I think of John Wetton.
Remember John Wetton. He just died not long ago either,
and he had a very distinctive voice. He was the
guy that sang for Asia, and he sang for King Crimson.
Asia was admittedly a supergroup, but they had huge hits.

(02:30:11):
And John Wetton was just this British journeyman singer who
would sing with different bands. I thought his voice was great.
He just said this great baritone. So he played in
King Crimson. He was in Roxy Music for a Cup
of Coffee. I'm a huge fan of theirs. But he
was in Asia and that was Yeah, we all thought

(02:30:33):
it was Peter the Mormon. I was eleven years old.
We were like, I had a friend who was in
a friend who was in LDS, and we sang Peter
the Mormon.

Speaker 2 (02:30:45):
He's like, no, it's heat of the Moment.

Speaker 6 (02:30:46):
I didn't know what the phrase heat of the moment
was when I was eleven and we didn't have you know, radio,
you didn't have a display. And it was called Peter
the Mormon. But they had massive hits with Asia. Only
time will tell and The Moment and Soul Survivor awesome.
It was him and Jeff Downs, another band not in
the rock holl Asia.

Speaker 2 (02:31:08):
Nope. Yeah, but they don't.

Speaker 6 (02:31:09):
They kind of look down on supergroups because they're like, Okay,
these are guys that would probably get in with their
respective original bands.

Speaker 2 (02:31:15):
Yeah, but there's certain like the firm.

Speaker 6 (02:31:17):
Isn't getting into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. No,
but again they didn't have the chops to get in
a couple of songs, you know what I mean. Yeah,
here's some fun trivia for you. The band Asia was
John Wetton, like I said, and another guy named Jeff Downs,
who was in a band called is It Yes. Obviously

(02:31:38):
those bands were very insisive that he was in Yes,
But he was also in a band called the Buggles.

Speaker 2 (02:31:44):
Really remember the Buggles.

Speaker 6 (02:31:46):
Video Killed the Radio Staff, very first song they played
on MTV video Killed the Radio Star. That was him
and Trevor Horn, kind of dicking around early eighties.

Speaker 2 (02:31:55):
AnyWho, Hey, Dick, Hey.

Speaker 16 (02:32:01):
Those Cavaliers. I didn't know it was the time for
him to play, but I'm hoping they have a good
year like last year.

Speaker 6 (02:32:08):
Wait, Dick, you didn't You didn't know that the NBA
season was beginning?

Speaker 16 (02:32:14):
Not too much.

Speaker 2 (02:32:14):
I mean, you're you're a huge You're a huge fan.

Speaker 6 (02:32:17):
You're a huge fan. I would think that maybe you'd
have like a fridge magnet of the schedule or something
that's Brown season. Yeah, oh yeah, Brown season. You're paying
attention to football?

Speaker 16 (02:32:27):
Oh yeah? More as a football they look pretty good
Sunday with Dylan, I mean with Gabriel. I thought the
defense played.

Speaker 10 (02:32:36):
Pretty well, you know, oh yeah, pretty good, Dame.

Speaker 6 (02:32:38):
I mean thirty one points, Dick. You can't argue with
the result, right, No.

Speaker 9 (02:32:44):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 16 (02:32:46):
You know you were mentioning the bands. I was always like, uh,
I don't remember their hit their favorite? Uh, the who
Can't be Fooled Again? You remember that one guy?

Speaker 2 (02:32:59):
Yeah, it won't get fooled again? Yes, correct.

Speaker 16 (02:33:03):
And there was another one that they played the other night.
I want to hear a band here in Miamisburg.

Speaker 6 (02:33:09):
Mama's gone?

Speaker 2 (02:33:15):
Which one?

Speaker 16 (02:33:16):
Mama? Mama had a squeeze box?

Speaker 2 (02:33:20):
That would be the Who?

Speaker 6 (02:33:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, squeeze box in and out. And I
think we know what they were talking about. Have you
ever played a squeeze box?

Speaker 2 (02:33:27):
Dick?

Speaker 16 (02:33:28):
No, No, never did, no, never did. Was always I've
learned the string instruments, you know. I started a mandolin
back in where my grandmother lived there at Wellington, and
I picked that up and then I just made a
career of that, almost thirty of Then I just started
playing the ukulele and banjo yuke, and so I've been

(02:33:50):
practicing my guitar so I'm playing like five instruments.

Speaker 6 (02:33:53):
Now, guys, how how are you on the miniature concertina? Oh?

Speaker 16 (02:33:59):
I couldn't start on that.

Speaker 11 (02:34:01):
I have no way to.

Speaker 2 (02:34:02):
Oh, I don't know. What if we send you one
for Christmas?

Speaker 6 (02:34:05):
What if we send you a little tiny uh accordion,
a little little yeah, a little little concertina for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (02:34:11):
How about that?

Speaker 16 (02:34:13):
Yeah, that'd be nice. You got my address?

Speaker 6 (02:34:15):
Oh? I sure do drop it off next time you
got How is life out there, Dick? How's life there
in the in the in the community.

Speaker 16 (02:34:26):
It's it's really they always have tough uh. Every day
they have well we have actually that, then we play
a little uh, we play bingo, and then we play
a little who can hit the ball? And then in
the afternoons they have like, uh movie, they'll have movies
in the past, maybe like James Bond or oh yeah,

(02:34:47):
the Old Ones.

Speaker 2 (02:34:48):
Oh yeah, that's good then James Bond or the Old One?

Speaker 19 (02:34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:34:52):
Right, yeah. What was the last movie that you guys watched?

Speaker 16 (02:34:56):
I can't take that talking? Uh what was with James Bond?

Speaker 6 (02:35:01):
Have Harold Lloyd doctor doctor Negatory?

Speaker 16 (02:35:05):
Yeah, I'm trying to think what it was.

Speaker 2 (02:35:07):
Diamonds Forever Diamonds Are Forever. Oh, that's a good one.
It's a good one.

Speaker 6 (02:35:13):
That's the one with the which which is which is
the movie? Which is the Bond movie with mannequin pussy
in it. That's a good one, isn't it.

Speaker 15 (02:35:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:35:24):
No, no, that was the one that was the one
manatee pussy.

Speaker 6 (02:35:26):
Oh well, one of those two Diamonds Are Forever is
the one with Jill Saint John right, yeah, yeah right
and blow felled blow Feld in that one.

Speaker 1 (02:35:38):
Yeah, yeah, I'll take a little comfort.

Speaker 16 (02:35:42):
If you send it here, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:44):
I'll find one for you. Drop it off. It's so
much easier. But pay to ship it out. You're gonna
be out that way. I'm not gonna be out that way.
Joke's on you.

Speaker 6 (02:35:52):
Next time you're at Chappelle's thing, Why that's in the summer.
I will be out there until next summer. Rob, I
don't know what you're thinking.

Speaker 2 (02:35:58):
Oh sorry.

Speaker 6 (02:35:59):
Rob fell earlier in the show, and I believe he
might have concussed himself. Did he went ass over tin cup?
If you catch him a drift, the Bond Girl and
Diamonds are Forever, of course.

Speaker 16 (02:36:14):
Boom boom boom, down the.

Speaker 2 (02:36:21):
Name of the Bond girl and diamonds are forever is plenty,
o'tool plenty, o'tool a lot of china. Ye, Dick had enough.

Speaker 6 (02:36:34):
Bond Girls names were second only to like great drag
names or great roller Derby names. There was Pussy Galore,
there was Honey Ryder. I mean, you can't believe they
got away with some of the names right there. There's
a movie called Octa Pussy and I mean things were
a lot more kind of buttoned up then than they
are now. Hard to believe that they were able to

(02:36:56):
uh get that pass whoever they wanted to get it past. Yeah,
Mary Goodnight, Holly Goodhead. That's the one I'm thinking of,
Honor Blackman. What was you know, Halle Berry was a
Bond girl.

Speaker 2 (02:37:16):
What was her name? I don't remember.

Speaker 9 (02:37:20):
What was it?

Speaker 13 (02:37:21):
Do you know it was?

Speaker 2 (02:37:23):
She was in?

Speaker 7 (02:37:25):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:37:26):
She was in?

Speaker 2 (02:37:30):
Which one was she in? She was in?

Speaker 6 (02:37:32):
She was in?

Speaker 7 (02:37:32):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (02:37:34):
Eh? I forget yeah, the but I don't remember Miss
money Penny, No, that's now miss money Penny vesper Lynde.
That was Ava Green, who was pretty cute. I don't

(02:37:54):
I don't remember which one she was. I just know
that she was in one of them. I was clicking
around and I was like, Oh, I forgot halle Berry
was in one of those Bond movies. My stomach is funky, Okay,
I drank a flank on the broken bones. I've been
trying new protein shakes like every day and whatever. This
one I drank today was, Oh my God, like instant

(02:38:16):
gas pains.

Speaker 2 (02:38:18):
I wonder why. I don't know. It's a plant based once,
so it probably shouldn't have happened.

Speaker 6 (02:38:23):
Oh, that's probably why you think. So it's planted itself
right in there.

Speaker 2 (02:38:27):
Ah, I see.

Speaker 18 (02:38:30):
Cleaves perceived to be the butthole of the whurrows sometimes, right,
I'm trying not to fart sitting here just holding my
protein shakes are plant based.

Speaker 2 (02:38:42):
Maybe you just have to get used to them. Maybe.
I don't know what brand did you get, only what
you need? The Have you had those? No, I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:38:52):
I'm not hip to those thirty two grams of protein
and one drink. I get to organ Yeah, I've seen those. Yeah,
mineor like vegan plant based, which I don't really care about.

Speaker 2 (02:39:02):
I just like the way they taste and they're good
for you. So yeah, this is a good song. By
the way, sushi and Coca Cola is fantastic. I know
how to make it better.

Speaker 6 (02:39:23):
It sounds like I gotta tell you you're gonna hate this.
Sounds like mc hucknall, who simply red guy. He was
just yelling at the audience.

Speaker 2 (02:39:32):
He does.

Speaker 6 (02:39:32):
He's got that blue eyed soul vibe going on there.

Speaker 2 (02:39:35):
I don't like him now. Just made me hate a band,
I really did.

Speaker 6 (02:39:39):
I didn't even get to ask Dick how he thought
the Browns are gonna do against Tom Brady and the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (02:39:48):
I don't think so. Who's this hello? Okay?

Speaker 7 (02:39:52):
Whoever?

Speaker 9 (02:39:53):
Know?

Speaker 6 (02:39:53):
You know how sometimes the screening will just put the
last person's name up there, and I'm easily confused, so
that can cause problems. Halle Berry was in that movie
Swordfish with John Travolta and Hugh Jackman. Yeah, she was
topless in that.

Speaker 2 (02:40:07):
I remember that. Is that what it was called? Sword Fish?

Speaker 6 (02:40:09):
Yeah, where he were like Hugh Jackman was a hacker
and John Travolta was.

Speaker 2 (02:40:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:40:16):
Those one of those movies that was supposed to be
like a massive hit because the cast was stacked and
the director was a guy who was hot at the time,
who was at dominic Sina. So he was a guy
who was doing like a bunch of action movies. Travolta
was only a few years back into his big comeback
from pulp fiction. So they're like, oh, this is gonna

(02:40:37):
be a huge movie, like an action thriller. So it
was Travolta and Hugh Jackman and halle Berry and Don
Cheel was in it.

Speaker 1 (02:40:44):
Oh that's right, and she's holding like that son thing. Yeah,
and then she drops it down and there they are, yep,
thank you, helly.

Speaker 2 (02:40:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:40:51):
He's an ex con and computer hacker who's recruited into
a bank robbery. So it checked all the boxes for
like early OTTs kind of you know, post y two
K dramas or whatever, but.

Speaker 2 (02:41:06):
It costs so much money to make that kind of flopped.

Speaker 6 (02:41:11):
The reason it got so much attention is because word
had leaked out before the movie that halle Berry was
doing her first topless scene and they paid her extra
to do it. She was like, I'm not getting topless
in a movie. At that time, halle Berry is making
a couple million dollars a movie, and they go, imagine
that that negotiation with your agent and your manager agent. Really,

(02:41:36):
because they the writers of the movie have to say, well,
it's really germane to the movie, it's really fundamental, and
she's like, no, it's not, it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:41:47):
What will it take.

Speaker 6 (02:41:48):
Because you're gonna be like, I don't have to be
Like any actress would say, I don't have to be
topless for this scene.

Speaker 2 (02:41:53):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:41:56):
So she said I'll do it for an extra half
a million dollars and they said okay, so they paid her.

Speaker 2 (02:42:03):
So pretty good deal.

Speaker 6 (02:42:04):
That's not bad at all. That's a quartermill of boob
by my math, right, that's pretty good. I didn't see
that movie, so I haven't seen her topless. Wasn't she
naked though a Monster's ball to I don't know. I
mean that was lit differently. I mean she was outside.

Speaker 1 (02:42:22):
You know, I haven't seen those movies. I just like you,
you can't not see those things online.

Speaker 2 (02:42:27):
At some point.

Speaker 6 (02:42:29):
At that time, the number one search engine result was
halle Berry nude, and she was basically like, I know
this is it doesn't have to be in the movie
part of the story, but she really didn't. She said
she was doing it to face her fear of being
nude on the screen.

Speaker 2 (02:42:48):
Ah, but that was all.

Speaker 6 (02:42:49):
Anybody remembered from that movie though, like, yeah, there's a
lot of things that blow up, but the story didn't
make sense, and so all anybody remembers, if they remember
it at all, was Halle Berry's Boops.

Speaker 2 (02:43:04):
John Travolta got a razzie.

Speaker 6 (02:43:08):
You know, he was white hot after Pulp Fiction, but
then he does Swordfish Battlefield Earth.

Speaker 2 (02:43:15):
You know, was Get Shorty before or after after Pulp Fiction? Yeah?
It was after, right, It was after.

Speaker 6 (02:43:21):
Okay, Pulp Fiction was probably ninety four and Get short
he might have been the one he did right after that.

Speaker 2 (02:43:26):
That was good, It was great. I love that movie.
Face Off was great. Yeah, he did so.

Speaker 6 (02:43:31):
He was taking everything he was getting offered for a while,
because why wouldn't you. He's like, I've been on the
beach now for twenty years. Pulp fiction brings me back.
Great in that Get Shorty was great, but it was
it was pretty uneven after that, but yeah, Face Office Dynamite.

(02:43:53):
He was in Broke Remember Broken Arrow, the John Woom
movie with him and Christian Slater.

Speaker 2 (02:43:58):
No, yeah, I don't remember that one. Mid nineties.

Speaker 6 (02:44:03):
I like Travolta a lot people because he's a scientologist.
People think he's weird or he's maybe gay or whatever.
But I like Travolta. He finally embraced the bald head.
Look who's talking. Movies were great, Oh right with the
lake Curcy Alley. Yeah wow, Yeah, his dad was like
a pro football player or something. Really yeah, way back

(02:44:24):
in the day. Yeah, Travolta's uh and his brothers and
sisters were all actors. You'd see him pop up on
like happy Days and things like that. And of course
he's also famously a private pilot, but also a very
public pilot. And his wife died, Kelly Preston, remember that
he was lovely. She died a few years ago.

Speaker 17 (02:44:44):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 7 (02:44:51):
Get out of here.

Speaker 5 (02:44:52):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
The circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.

(02:45:13):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you and.

Speaker 14 (02:45:20):
All with all narratives, remember ovids paid. And when you
watch that davy screens, remember it works both ways. You
disappear in a wink unless you can double think you'll

(02:45:41):
vanish into the blue.

Speaker 5 (02:45:44):
Big brother is watching you.