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Speaker 4 (00:15):
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Cox from the allow. I don't know what's about you,
but I can't say thank you.

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It's gonna be a great So let's take coffee and
you'll get eight with a safety group.

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Speaker 4 (00:40):
It Allen Cox.

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Speaker 4 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.
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Speaker 2 (00:48):
As all right.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
I've got got stray hair all over the place. Rob
is getting w goddamndiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
They gotta packet this out. Hey, what's up? My name's
Alan Cox, Thanks for being here. Say hi to Rob Anthony,
what's up? Man? And he'll say hi to you. He
won't hear you. You'll hear him say hi to you,
but he won't hear you say hello to him.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I assume that everybody verbally an out loud addresses us
wherever they're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Rob, It's implied, okay, good, if you'd like to join us,
we will hear you that way. If you call us
on the phone two one six five seven eight one
double oh seven or eight hundred three four eight one
double oh seven, those same phone lines you will use
to in oh a variety of bits of fun and frivolity.
Steal panther ticket sends you to nine inch nails. In Columbus,

(02:09):
the Haunted School has a scat down, a Hauntess School,
hass A laboratory. Don Aaron Akron, I'm watching the show
over on FX with Ethan Hawk. It's called The Lowdown.
It's very entertaining so far. It's got Tracy Letts, who
is a playwright but he's also an established actor. He's
married to the gorgeous Carrie Coon from Copley, Ohio. And

(02:35):
I'm not sure who wrote it, but it's said in Tulsa,
did you ever watch that show Reservation Dogs? I started
to it's entertaining. It's about like a bunch of indigenous
kids in Tulsa and the reservation. And so that same guy,
I forget his name, Sterlin something he did this show
called The Lowdown with Ethan Hawk, and it's very entertaining.

(02:55):
But why did I bring that up?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
It's going to be one of those days we bring
up a lowdown. I was watching The Lowdown and it
reminded me of something. Hmm, oh god, it's going to
be one of those days. What did you start with there?
That people can't hear can't hear us, but we can
hear them, and when they call the phone, we'll talk.

(03:21):
Watching the show called The Loadown, I just watched a
new episode last night and Rob Anthony, and it's implied
that we can hear them. Welcome to the show. I'm
watching this other show, literally, don't. I had a very
direct line of logic and reasoning that I was going

(03:42):
to lead you down the Primrose Path reservation dogs right
almost dogs from this show. It's Ethan Hawk, and it's
there's something in the show that als it'll come to

(04:03):
me later on when I don't even care anymore, it'll
just flash across my brain and my apologies. I don't
know where the hell I was going with that. I
mean I did at the beginning, but no, I don't anyway.
I want to send a text three five two. Oh wait,
No three five two text of where you can listen

(04:24):
on the iHeartRadio app. I'll tell you what. This morning, however,
Rob was a banner day because I get into work
and I drop my stuff off at the desk out
there where I prep until Mark Nolan's show relinquishes this studio,
and then I get in here and start to really
really digging in. But I went down the hall to
have a morning pish and what did I see? A

(04:46):
room full of plumbers Rob in the men's room. Really, now,
I haven't been down there since this morning, but there
were two or three guys in the They had giant
tool bags. They had stacks of what looked to be

(05:08):
pieces of equipment, not equipment, but like boxes of things
to fix things with, you know what I mean, like
what might normally look like light bulbs or fixtures or something.
You know. They were probably I don't know, maybe they were.
They were elements to be used to fix things that
needed to be fixed there in the men's bathroom. Now,
I don't know to what extent that they did fix.

(05:30):
I don't know. When I went in there this morning,
and again, I was just there for for a waz
so I'm at the urinal and but they were working
hard in the stalls, and so listen, that's something. Yeah, right,
I don't know how far they got. I'm not the
uh you know, I'm not the site form in there.
I was just in there take care of my own business,

(05:52):
and they were in there working on the turlets. We'm
have to check it out. Yeah, So, but that's good.
That's that's forward momentum in what has been a long
and painful road trying to get And again, we're not plumbers,
but I've done enough work in my own home along
those lines where I understand the fundamentals of plumbing right,

(06:15):
and I can't figure out why it would be so
difficult to fix the things that need to be fixed
in the men's room. But maybe they finally got to it.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
And it's got to be something like, something big, like
it has to be a reason that you can't just
go in and fix it. Like I've not obviously been
a plumber, especially in a commercial setting, but there has
to be a reason you can't just go fix it
all at once.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Well, certainly you need to know what you need, what
pieces and parts you'd need to fix, but that probably
takes you all a fifteen.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Metals to figure that out, So there must be something
bigger going on, I guess. So someone flushed a cat
and it's like, you have to figure out where in
the system it is.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Somebody's suck a cat down there, and it's listen. All
I gotta tell you is from the sense and smells
of this building when I'm walking around, there's no one
flushing cats. They're cooking them. Oh yeah, And so thank you,
somebody did get me back on track. You were talking
about the haunted laboratory down in Akron and some of

(07:26):
the prizes you're going to give away. Thank you so much.
That was precisely the thread there. The lowdown with Ethan Hawk.
He is tracking down he's a journalist for kind of
some you know, woke Commy mag or whatever. But he
is tracking down who he thinks are some killers. And
one of the guys works for a company called Akron,

(07:48):
and so he's constantly trying to get the loadown on Akron.
Akro o n spelled like the town due south of
us but pronounced Akron. That's the name of the company
in this show that he's trying to investigate. And I
was like, why didn't they just call it Akron I
don't know, Noah, they're in Pittsburgh, Alan. The intro to

(08:10):
the show started at two two pm. I do believe
the promo state two pm. I'm sure if this will
become part of Trucker Russ's lawsuit. In fact, the show
did not start at two two pm. You should probably
check a clock as far as my clock in here,
which is connected to the nuclear clock. Right, that's how
we always know we're on time. I started the show

(08:32):
intro today at two minutes and seven seconds. I started it.
I can see it when everything hits. I can take
a look back here at the log. The show intro
was hit at two o'clock and seven seconds. So, Noah,
to your point, not two two but seven seconds is
still seven seconds. Of course, I know this because I

(08:55):
had a lot of friends in high school who were
really into punk, and so yeah, seven seconds is seven
seconds the pride of Reno, Nevada if you go back
with those guys, and so listen, you know, truck A
Russ called the other day a very long, rambling, angry
message about how this show is supposed to be on

(09:19):
a certain amount of time and if it's not. It
is in his words, illegal, which, as I understand it
means against the law.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Rob.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Obviously that's all made up. But I certainly don't want
to dance with the devil there the.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Ellen Cork Show on one The Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I'm glad Truck Russ is back in the mix.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Man his blue hot hatred For me, Rob has not
diminished or dimmed in the least.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Oh ten years. Hey, how about those Toronto blue Jays? Boy?
Did you call it?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
You know, I buried Coxtra Damus in the sands of
Jamaica a decade ago. But Rob has become quite the
sports prognosticator. And you said, because the Toronto Blue Jays
are my only team that are still in the running
for anything. You said they were gonna continue to bend
the Yankees over, and they certainly did. Yeah, the the

(10:41):
Yankees got away with one the night before. But yeah,
I mean I did make a mistake. Though I thought
they were back in Toronto, they were in New York.
They did wrap it up in New York.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, Toronto used it? Excuse me? Are you right? I
don't know. I'm not even sure which end that came
out of. Gotta have it moist. Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm sloppy. Blue Jays. Game four of the Yankees get
their first to ALCS trip in about nine years if
you're counting there at home. That it makes it twelve
seasons in a row that the Yankees have been knocked
out of the postseason. But okay, they're only one of
the teams with the biggest payrolls in Major League Baseball.
At least they made the playoffs. Yeah, they did take that.

(11:28):
Mets fans, how do you like that? Yeah, they're like
the number one payroll team, right, he's like three hundred
and forty five million dollars or something something like that.
That's so great.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
I see, that's what I love to see. I love
that so much. And you got the Guardians with a
ninety million dollars payroll making the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Well, not only that, because what happens is the teams
that spent a ton of money, it's not like they're
going to go, we should spend less money. Problem is
the team's near the bottom, never go, well we should
spend more money. No, because they go, well, this is
where we are. We're selling tokes. We're okay, you know, and.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
You're okay with making the playoffs in that way, like
you're okay with making it to maybe the Alcs and
that being it. You know, at a certain point, it's
very rare that a team that has that much of
a disparity and in payroll is going to continue on
and win the World Series. It's very very rare that

(12:22):
that happens.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I trying to finish the job is one two pits days.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
The Toronto Blue Jays punch their.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Ticket to the Championship series Dawson the Montreal Can hear
that guy yelling in the background after the almost sounded
like a shooter mcgavern.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Shooter. Three other teams fought off elimination. Tigers beat the Mariners,
Cubs beat the Brewers, Phillies beat the Dodgers. So Phillies
Dodgers is again tonight. Brewers and Cubs play again tonight,
and then Tiger's Mariners. Game five is tomorrow night in Seattle.
For people who are still paying attention, you know, we
have bureau chieves in all these cities, and I would

(13:08):
like to see the Tigers lose just because they knocked
out the Guardians. Yep, But Game five tomorrow night, see
what happens. There was some great video.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
You saw the interview with Big Poppy was talking to
Vlad Guerrero in the locker room.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I saw the headline.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I didn't see the interview, and they started going back
and forth because Poppy's big thing with the Yankees lose. Obviously,
he was a Red Sox player, right, so whenever John
Sterling was the radio voice of the Yankees forever, and
when they'd win, he would go.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yankees win, Oh, Yankees win. And that was how he'd
wrap up every single game.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
So every time the Yankees lose, Big Poppy does that
in reverse because a Rod and Derek Jeter are on
the same panel, so he'll.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Go, duh, Junkies lose. And he did it.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yesterday, but he had Vlad Guerrero on monkeys. Vlad Guerrero
kept doing it. It was so funny and they were
going back and forth and even Jeter was laughing like
it was. It was really really good. And then John
Schneider did a speech from the locker room from the
Dukes of Hazzard know the manager of the yes if
it was him, not the guy that played Bo Duke. No,
he he did a locker room speech that you definitely

(14:14):
would want to preview and edit before you play it. Sure,
but he ended it with, you know, we're going onto
the ALC starts spreading the news and they just the
locker room went crazy. It was it was it was
cool to see. I'm happy to see them win. Speaking
of John Schneider, of course, Bo Duke.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Back in the day, I was always told he was
one of the nicest celebrities out there. And I ran
into him one time at a bar in a hotel
where they were having the motor City Comic Con, and
I don't know what he was there for. I think
he was on one of those he was on super U,
he was on Small right, he was on one of

(14:52):
those Superman's Dad or something like that. And he was
at the bar and I went up to him and
introduced my myself and it's not like he's gonna I
was just being formal. It's not like he's gonna know
who I am. I'd never had him on the show
or anything. And he's like, yeah, well, I can't even
say that. He was just like so I was like, Okay, well,
maybe he's had a bit too much, you know, because

(15:16):
I think he liked that as well. And I don't
know how long he'd been at the bar, and uh,
I noticed that nobody else was bothering him, so maybe
they got the message before I did. But I kind
of turned my heel and walk the other way. That
was my one and only interaction with John Schneider. I
met him once at a Children's Miracle Network event in
uh in, Florida. I heard he's a real nice guy.

(15:40):
I mean he was. Maybe I got him on.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
A on a bad best behavior at an event like that,
you know what I mean. It was him and Mary
lou Retten. I mean, how do you and what are
you gonna do at that point? Yeah, they both like
to drink. Boy oh boy?

Speaker 7 (15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
But yeah, no, he was, he was. He seemed nice.
But again you know who knows and even the nicest people,
you can get him on a bed.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, Alan gave me for example, dues take you almost
every time someone meets me.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
God, that guy's a dick. No, I'm just having a
bad day, right, just a bad day. Rob, Your thoughts
gotta have it moist. Listen if you run into Rob.
See that's the thing with me, right, People call me
a dick, but I can always hang my hat on
the fact that I am unfailingly polite. I'm very very polite,
you are, and so am I like an awesome dude?

(16:29):
Absolutely not, but I'm very polite when you meet me. Alan,
I've been a plumber for over twenty years. Our bodies
are beat to hell. We loathe doing work that reminds
us daily. There is no prize for being a superstar
in the field. That's why it takes so long to
fix stuff. Yeah, you only get paid out the ass.
What are you talking about a superstar in the field.

(16:49):
You don't become a plumber because you're trying to be
a superstar. You're trying to make a lot of money
after graduating high school or whatever. People become plumbers do
fine from what I've seen. Well, I look at the
invoices for my home. They're doing just fine. No prize
for being a superstar. What Yeah, and listen, I'm one
of those people.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Don't have any prizes for being a super I don't
have any prizes, I believe wholeheartedly. Those guys are still
underpaid when you think about what they do for a living. Plumbers, electricians, contractors.
I grew up with a builder for a father, those guys,
we would be screwed without them. I know what I
can do physically, right, and that is very, very minimal.
I will not touch plumbing. I need someone, I call

(17:32):
them in and you wait a month. That's why everybody,
if you have kids, right now, I said this to
my girls, I'm like, please go learn a trade, Go
learn how to twist a wrench. So that's where the
next generation of millionaires in this country is absolutely people
who never stopped working during COVID. Right, Yeah, yeah, contractors
and things, and you know, no, nothing wrong with that
at all. I've learned to do a lot.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Of things in my decade as a almost a decade
as a home owner, right, I've learned to do a
lot of things. There are a lot of things that
are obviously beyond me, right, and so if I need
to hire somebody, I'm more than happy to do it.
I'm not gonna spend three hours on YouTube hoping I
find somebody knows what they're talking about, you know, trying

(18:14):
to replicate their results. I'll call somebody.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
See, I'll screw around with like if I'm gonna do
I'll do some electrical work like that doesn't dope, I'll
shut the power off. I'll go I'll do all the
like yo, he goes the wools. He's doing it that way.
I'll be safe and do it my way. I will
not mess with plumbing. It freaks me. I've done I've
done some plumbing. I've done some I'll change a toilet,
you know what I mean. I'll change out faucets, I'll

(18:38):
do things like that. But I'm not sweating pipes. I'm
not doing any of that. One little drip behind a
wall somewhere and my house falls in, Like I don't
want anything to you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm
not touching it. No, bring in somebody knows the hell
they're doing.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Pidon. By the way, I do have new submissions from
brock Oh good. Those for a little bit later on
Broxi he was sick. These are recovery farts. Rockets are
beer Chief in Cumberland, Maryland listens in the iHeartRadio app
And he's a guy who, even before sending them to me,

(19:13):
for whatever reason, was keeping an audio log of all
of his flatulence. And then sometimes we'll get into the
peaks and valleys of that and he'll send them to me.
Do you hear what's going on in another studio right now?
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I don't either, but the fact that we can hear it,
is it a studio or is it happening like out
in the I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
All I know is I can hear something through the
wall and it's not anything that the audience would hear.
But it's just annoying enough. It shouldn't even be a thing. Well,
I can tell you it's not kiss FM Alan. Is
there any chance that somebody has been shoving your Elsius

(20:00):
drinks into the toilet? Well, imagine that two birds one stone, right.
They haven't been stealing them and drinking them, They've been
jamming them into the toilets. Hence the problems over there
where there's any conspiracy theory for the.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
For the.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
For the for the celsia, for the celsiuses that have
been stolen from the fridge, there get you every time.
I love that bit. I told my daughter. You know,
my daughter was performing. She had a concert. I was
in Michigan on Saturday night. She was her choral group

(20:43):
was performing with the Lansing Symphony Orchestra. She's at Michigan
State and it was a big, long show, and she
was only performing in the first half, so the back
half she was able to come up and sit with me.
The back half of this show was a performance of
The Planets by Gustav Holtz. Now I am not like
a huge classical music guy. I'm not very knowledgeable in

(21:04):
that way, but I love that piece and so when
I saw that it was on the program for that night,
my daughter thought I was kidding, when I was like,
genuinely excited. And that's what that's from.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's all very cinematic music. It's you know, Jupiter and
Saturn the bringer of old age and Uranus the Magician,
and you know all that. It's quite literally named from
the early twentieth century. But I just love that piece.
And so then my daughter's like, well, how do you
know it? And I go, well, there's one piece that
I play on the show occasionally, I said, And the

(21:38):
bit is that I forget it's going to keep going.
It's a bit, And she just looks at me and
she goes pretty good, bit, Dad, I go, yeah, sure,
is that's what's paying for college kid.

Speaker 9 (21:54):
How do you like that?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yep? Yeah, Hey, speaking of which, one thousand dollars not
for me. But for the first of four keywords, you'll
get today last four of the day to grab some
money from the Buzzard bookie. So I hope you do.
Good luck.

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Speaker 2 (22:24):
Alan, you also got to think how expensive materials are.
I'm an electrician and we wire up new built houses.
We're not a big company, but we spend three million
a year just in materials. Yeah, that's crazy forretty wild mmmmm, Alan,
It's a common misconception that plumbers are rich. It's decent

(22:45):
while the body is healthy, and then the body is
broken and nobody gets a crap about you. Well, okay,
I mean I'm kind of confused about what you're saying.
First of all, the plumbers that I've dealt with, they
might not be rich, but they're not hurting for any thing.
It's a perfectly a great way to make a living
from what I understand. But also I'm confused by the

(23:09):
whole like you're nobody gives a crap about you thing.
I don't know that that's confined to plumbers. I don't know.
I think if you go into that as a business
like I, I don't know, is that people take it
for granted or people are crappy to them. I don't know.
I don't know what you know people are expecting. As

(23:30):
far as accolades go. I don't know what in the
hell is that. I don't know. It is so loud.
It's got to be in obviously, it's in one of
the studios on either side of us. Maybe maybe I
don't know. There's nobody in Kiss because they fired Jeremiah.
There's nobody in there. On the other side of us.

(23:51):
It might be no Lee Anne on G A R.
But she's not like so loud loud. Yeah, I don't
understand what it is either. I don't know. We're a
radio station. Is that awesome?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
We're in a radio studio, a sound proof radio studio.
Oh goodness, gracious well, it's slightly annoying.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Dave. Are you able to hear that?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
He didn't like it either. Oh, one more thing and
then I'll move on for the baseball thing. The ad
somebody took out about the Guardians. The full page ad
in the Plane deal Did you see that it went viral?
It was going around full page add in the Plane
Dealer by an anonymous source. I guess I don't know
if maybe since then they have determined who took the

(24:41):
ad out, but it says Cleveland is witnessing history. Jose
Ramirez will be remembered as the city's greatest of all time.
Paul Dolan is wasting his career. No vision, no investment.
Jose deserves better than the fans are better. Cleveland deserves better.
Either commit to winning or sell the team. Paul, seventy
six years is long enough, and there's obviously constant calls,

(25:04):
you know, for ownership to sell the Listen. We just
got around this past summer to get in Jerry Reinsdorf
to sell the White Sox. He'll still have the Bulls,
but he's selling to those Ishbia brothers, the guys who
own the Suns, and they own a couple of WNBA teams,
a couple of billionaires who took over their dad's mortgage company,

(25:27):
A couple of rich dudes who took dad's money. They
tried to buy the Broncos after COVID but that didn't happen.
So Jerry Reinsdorf is finally getting ready to sell the
White Sox to some people who might do something with it,
and people have been calling for the Dolan family to
do the same. But again, this goes back to what
I talk about when they're talking about team payrolls. Right,
if you're putting asses in seats and more and more ballparks,

(25:49):
they're trying to turn him into amusement parks. These owners
are like, why am I going to spend money on players?
I got people coming to the parks to watch the game.
If especially a place like Cleveland, these owners get in
the mindset of these dummies show up being more than
the team stings.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Yeah, but I'm not gonna spend money for Cleveland has
always kind of been. They develop a hell of a
farm system too. I mean they're feeding a lot of
guys through here. I agree, you know so again, I mean,
I agree, you gotta go out and you gotta spend
money to win championships, right, But I don't know. Part
of me loves the way they do it. I get
what everybody's saying, but I don't know. I I I

(26:26):
was a Yankee fan for thirty years. I was there
through all the crappy years. And when they won in
ninety six, there was no superstar marquee talent.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
There was a couple of guys on that team in
Boston that won that championship, right too, exactly. Yeah, if
you have like just mega watts stars and they win,
there's no you know, there's no it's expected you should win.
P belove an underdog story, right And that's what that's
what an owners do too, because they're like, oh, that
just means I have to spend less.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Until it catches up with you, you know, I mean,
then you've got Okay, well, now what do you do.
You've got five superstars that you've developed in the farm.
Are you going to hang on to them all and
sign them or are you gonna start trading people.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Guardians are twenty fifth out of thirty on the list
of Major League Baseball team payrolls. Pirates, White Sox, Tampa A's,
and Marlins are the only teams that spend less. Marlin's
the very bottom. Their payroll is sixty seven million dollars
a year, a number one, of course, the Mets three
hundred and twenty three million dollars a year.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
There's a lot of deferred money in there too. But
somebody wrote in the chat, wow, a full page newspaper ad.
What did that run them? Seventy five bucks?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
That's exactly what I thought is. I'm like, who is
this person? A full pay?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Was this?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Nineteen eighty six? A full page ad with respect to
the fine men and women of the Cleveland Plaine Dealer?
A full page ad in the Plane Dealer? I wonder
what they charge for it now? For I think that
person is probably right, Like I have to assume that,
you know, obviously it went viral, and so maybe this
person had the foresight to figure that that was going

(28:02):
to be the case. So why spend money online? This
thing's gonna make the rounds anyway. But you know, and
there's no nostalgia to it, obviously, I mean it does.
It's pretty striking, you know, if you want the physical
copy of a full page ad, it is kind of
a throwback. But that was exactly my thoughts. I was like, Wow,
this is not exactly how you go wide in twenty

(28:23):
twenty five.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
You better be careful or I'm gonna go ahead and
advertise in the Yellow pages next.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
I've taken out time on a Saturday night community access show.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
You'll be here, you'll be hit lacking on, You'll be
hearing from me.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Paul Dolan, I've broken some time on the AM Suburban
Korean station. Yeah, now that's what I thought, Like, wow,
I mean again, it's cool this guy took out a full.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Page add but h yeah, pretty wild. Joe Flacco won't
save the Bengals season. That's the crux of most of
the articles I've seen about Joe Flacco going to Cincinnati.

(29:21):
Jose Ramirez took us imagine itself. Jay ram took out
the Plaine Dealer ed. Yeah, bathe Ball been very betty
good to me. And here is a full page ad.
Who was the guy that Garrett Morris that hold base
of ball been on SNL. What was his name?

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh, I don't know, but I thought Sammy Sosa was
the originator of where that came from?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, No, that was Garrett Morris on s n L
seventies focus Chico Esquela. He's like a bit I think bathe.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Bol thank you better very much, b.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
To me.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Now you hang.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
De Ross, best ball be many to Pete Ross. Three
point two million, Yeah, three point two million dollars. Remember
back in the day, that was just the height of
large for a ball club to give a guy. Can

(30:26):
you believe they're giving him a million dollars a year
to play a child's game? Frank, it would be funny
if Jay Ram took that out right or his people
took it out, although he seems, at least publicly, he
seems far too humble to take something out that says
he will be remembered as the city's greatest of all time.

(30:46):
That the first draft is like I deserve that.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
That's crap, Jose, Uh hose you gonna want to move
us a third person?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
All right? That first person?

Speaker 11 (30:57):
Dammit?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
All right? Paul Dolan is wasting his career. Well what
a lot of his money too, goes to trying to
get his kid into the senate? Right, isn't uh? Or
is it Paul ran for something? But uh? Isn't his
kid trying to become a senator? I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
The Allen Cox Show on one, it's called the Allan
Cox Show.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
It's called the cellular Phone, and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Two six seven eight one, double oh seven eighty one
double oh sevens.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I always thought this was an underrated Rush album. It's
called Presto from the late eighties. I don't know if
they play stuff. Just had show Don't Tell on it
Superconductor and they had a handful of really good songs
on it. I liked it a lot. It was kind
of in Rush, kind of started to put maybe the
keyboards in the background for a minute there.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
You know, mid eighties they were really getting into that
kind of stuff, and there's a little bit more guitar forward.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Of course, they're coming here to Cleveland on that fiftieth
well fifty something is what they're calling the tour, and
they added a second night here in Cleveland. Apparently they're
adding a lot of shows. They're still doing seven cities,
but Cleveland and Mexico City were the only two that
only had one show. Now Cleveland has a second, but
other cities are getting like two more shows. These guys

(32:37):
are going end up doing four nights in la and Dallas,
in Chicago, and you know, so a lot of opportunities
to see Rush, but here in Cleveland. It's going to
happen on the seventeenth and the nineteenth of September next year, obviously,
and if you go to WMMS dot com, hit us
up on Instagram, go to wmms dot com to find
out how you can get tickets for the show, because

(32:59):
we're going to have them for you. And I think
that they will go on sale. I think that the
general on sale is coming up a week from tomorrow.
I think October seventeenth is the on sale, and you
can sign up for that pre sale through the band.
I think it's on their webs Yeah, Rush dot com
you can. You can get over there and they'll give

(33:19):
you like a pre sale code or something. But they've
got a German drummer, this woman named Anaka Nilis, who
is just dynamite. So I'm most excited to kind of see.
You know, I've been following her on social media for
a long long time. She's a tour with Jeff Beck.
I should, I guess I'll tell you she tour with
Jeff Beck when he was alive. Yeah, it's good that

(33:42):
you added that. Well, you know, it's it was a
much harder tour to perform when after he died.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Sure, but yeah, anyway, I posted her thing from Drummo
yesterday and I was like, I'm sorry, hard Ons you
were saying, like you might want to pay attention to.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Why they hired him. Yeah, but also you do need
to assume that those guys know exactly what they're doing,
so they're not going to get some scrub. But aside
from that, it's such a bummer to still see like
this inherent sexism when it comes. It's not like there

(34:20):
are two female drummers, right. There are a lot of
female drummers and there always have been, and just like
male drummers, there are varying degrees of skill. Yep, and
she is a very, very skilled drummer. But I started
to see once her name got out, and after this
announcement was made at the Rock Hall on Sunday, where
you and I were, a lot of people weren't hip

(34:42):
to her. I knew exactly who she was soon as
they said it, and I was so excited when they did.
But all these articles when it started to blow up,
was like could she really play the drums? I'm like, guys,
what are you talking about? You know, she's just a gal.
I mean that was the implication. Oh she's good, yeah, guys,

(35:02):
that's why the guys in Rush picked her to sit
in for Neil pert well and because she is good.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Well, you just see all these idiots that know nothing
about it, you know what I mean, and just bitching
very like normal, right, bitching loudly about things they know
nothing about them.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
But instead of getting upset, why not take five minutes
to watch her videos? See, you can save yourself a
lot of time your hair on fire.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Who's the guy that's on TikTok with the beard that
plays ridiculously fast?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Is Ellestapio something?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yes, yeah. So everybody's like, well, it should have been him.
I'm like, no, it should not have been him. I'll
tell you why it shouldn't have been him. By the way,
what I would like you to do is find that
guy and go find some videos of him with his band. Yeah,
see that gospel chop and all that kind of like
crazy drumming. That's super fun for social media. It does
not work any band, no, right, So if if you

(36:00):
ever see video of his band, he's playing just straight
ahead two and four. You know, so it's really cool
and the guy's crazy talent, very but that's not stuff,
you know if you have like rudiments in these like
crazy chops and you're doing blast beats, and stuff like that.
That's all fun, yeah, but that's what most of social
media is. It should have been Danny Carrey a. If

(36:21):
you're in a band, you gotta serve the music, and
there's no music that accompanies all of that crazy drumming.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
And I think they would have caught much more crap
from the Rush Faithful if they had brought in a
Danny Carey type drummer to take his spot, because I
think people would have looked at that and said, Okay,
they're trying to have the best drummer in the world
replace the best drummer in the world for this band.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
They want to do Rush two.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Point zero, And that's exactly what they didn't want to do,
which is why they hired someone like her, who is
as amazing as she is, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Well, but also there are there are plenty of very
very accomplished dum okay, and Danny Carey because it's a
guy you know from a band you know, doesn't mean
he did that. I'm sure some people remember what he did,
like the Rush tribute, stuff like that. That's what you're
talking about it. Yes, obviously Danny Carey is a talented guy,

(37:16):
but there are also amazing drummers. You've never heard of
an Austrian guy named Thomas Lang. Go watch him. Go
watch Thomas Pridgin. He was behind the drums for the
Mars Volta for a minute. But I mean, he's another
one of these guys who's just his skill level is unbelievable.
You want somebody that doesn't just And they talked about
this at this event, Getty Lee and Alex Lifson. They

(37:37):
were like, anybody can play the notes, there's got to
be a feel and a vibe for what's going on
back there with you know, people called Neil prit the
Professor because he was so precise in his playing. Now,
his detractors and he had him thought that his playing
was too sterile, that there was no groove to it,

(37:59):
or there was no but Rush is not a band
that required a ton of that, and he could throw
it in when he needed to. Go watch Neil Purd
do anything else, right, tribute to Buddy rich or On Letterman. Right,
there's no drummer at that level who doesn't have groove.
You have to be able to do a billion different things,

(38:19):
and she's dynamite. So there are all kinds of people
and again, she was recommended. It's not like they did
this hard target search of every doghouse, hen house, out house,
and can house. She was recommended to them by like
somebody in their management. It always, yes, it always goes
back to who you know. And they called her up

(38:40):
and we're like, we'd like to very quietly bring you
up here. See how we all mesh together. So it
wasn't like they like remember back in the day, and
I think it was in the documentary Some kind of
Monster when they were going to replace Jason newsto oh sorry,
Jason Newson in Metallica. Every bass player on the planet

(39:02):
audition to be part of Metallica. Really good bass players too,
they weren't. These weren't scrubs, and they went with rob Sterrhel.
That's not what this was, at least not that they
alluded to it doesn't. It doesn't sound like it sounds
like she was recommended to them. They brought her up,
said she's great, this fun, Yes, this could be fun.

(39:23):
They didn't spend months auditioning drummers. I think she's gonna
be great. She's gonna be great. Go watch her for
five minutes on YouTube or something else. She's gonna be great.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
I think the only person that I maybe could be
more excited about if they had gone the way of
bringing in someone prolific. I think Mike Portnoy would have
been awesome in that role from Dream Theater. Yeah, no,
he's great too.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I just think from that it does come down to vibe.
You'll recall he was with Avene sevenfold for a minute, yeah,
and they were like, we're not meshing well, but again,
that's that's not him.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Like, listen, Avenge Sevenfold is Avenge Sevenfold and Dream Theater's
Dream Theater, ya, right, Like, listen to what he does
in that, and then listen to Avenge Sevenfold.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I mean, he's definitely.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I just I think he could have been much like
he's such a good drummer in that way where the
professor's stuff sort of lines up in that style of drumming.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, listen, it's you know, and I know there are
people who are like, it's so stupid. They should have
gotten John Stamos. Yeah I know, yeah, I know, but
they didn't. All right, he's already uh, he's previously engaged goods.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yes, yes, I can't wait, man, I just oh, I
cannot wait for those shows. I'm gonna buy tickets to
both both of them. Oh yeah, wow, yeah, I gotta
go to both.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Okay, well I bought my incarceration tickets today, did you. Yeah,
I saw them because there was a pre sale today
and then it goes on sale to the GP tomorrow,
right yep. So anyway, Uh, there was an article about
how Rush secretly ended up being one of the coolest
Rush was secretly one of the coolest bands on the
planet or the coolest band on the planet or something.

(41:15):
So anyway, yeah, Rush obviously back in the news. More
and more difficult for Geeddy to hit those notes, you know,
when you're playing a band like that, and so much
of the singing is high notes, falsetto and they not falsetto,
but I mean, he's not the Beegs, but he had
to get some notes. Boy.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Well, they even showed it during that because before they
they came out, they showed I know you've already talked
about this, but they showed that whole Hall of Fame
night induction.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Yeah, and that was a while ago. And even then,
and that was ten years ago or no more than that,
more than twelve years ago. Yeah, and you could see
then he was struggling to get to some of those highs.
You know, he was leaning back. You could see he
was forcing it. It's not that stuff is not easy
to sing at all.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
And by the way, these guys could have I think
they could have gotten somebody who was less skilled to
play these songs. And even if people were, everybody's response
would have been, well, they're not Neil Purt, right, So
my thought is, it doesn't really matter how good the
drummer is. Obviously there's a baseline there for a band
like Rush. You wants somebody who can, you know, in

(42:23):
the spirit if Neil Pert replicate what he did. But
even if they didn't have that, people will go, well,
it's not Neil Purt. What do you expect. You know,
they could have put Josh Freespeck there, They could have
put uh, anybody, Jimmy Chamberlin back there. You know, there's
a lot of like more mainstream talented dudes.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
But I think it's great. I love that it's hurt.
I think it's gonna be awesome. I cannot wait for
those shows. Yeah, I may even try to travel, depending
on where I know They're going to announce more dates
you know what I mean, Like it's it's just do you.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Think so, I mean, somebody they they've added more shows
in some of these cities, so they're they're still doing
seven cities, but they're up to like shows. Yeah, I
think they're gonna do there. They're gonna have to do
some more big city.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Like you look at the giant gaps in the country,
like they're not there's nothing really in the south other
than Dallas, you know what I mean, Like they're they're
gonna have to do more for sure. There's nothing in
the northeast. New York is the closest. I think they'll
have to do something. I think they'll do Montreal welcomes

(43:26):
Rush No, probably not that one. Okay, not that one.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
But I do think, like, like the only Canadian city
they announced was Toronto, they're gonna have to play Montreal,
They're gonna have to play Vancouver.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
They're gonna have to cover that that country, you know
what I mean, Well.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Biry like that maybe yeah, and then I think that
you'll see I think you'll see like a Boston date happen.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
And he's too big. The Northeast is too big.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Oh, God for you.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
And I think depending on how fast this cells, that
will dictate how they do the next leg of it,
because if it continues on, if you think about it,
they're not starting until late but they're already practicing and
rehearsing now.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Well, they also said that this whole thing was them
kind of dipping their toe back, and you see, if
they really wanted to continue, I think they absolutely will.
I think you're right. I can't imagine that these guys
have been touring. They know what touring is, and they're
not money on the table, which is where their reticence
came for the past ten years. Right, I say, leave
money on the table.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
But I didn't get the vibe at all that that mattered,
you know what I mean, Like those dudes are so
cool and just like straight ahead. It's not like they
need the money, no, but they just didn't. They just
seem like two of the nicest guys you've ever met
in your life. Well they're they're but they're always hanging
out together too. But they made you feel like you
were You were just sitting there in a room with them,
like it was insane. How like, Rob, you're so nice,

(44:51):
We were just sitting in a room with you, you
know what I mean, involved in their conversation. We were
literally just sitting and.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
We were just sitting in a room. I mean, I
didn't want to say it like that. I was trying
to make the commoners not feel as bad about the commoners.
The hoi POLOI, you know, like we were. We're kind
of big deals to Dateline Toledo, Ohio. A woman breaks
into a guy's house and starts slicing up his junk

(45:17):
and Channel thirteen there in Toledo was on the case.
It is out for the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Tolito woman he choose of breaking into a man's home
then cutting one of his testicles. A little police looking
for Janita Hopings. We're gonna show you a picture from
twenty twelve of Hopings. Police believe the forty five year
old woman went to the home twenty twelve. They got
a picture of her from twenty twelve. They don't have
any more more recent. Hey, thirteen years ago, this is
what she looked like. Now she's going into guy's houses

(45:42):
and cutting their nuts. The forty five year old woman
went to the home of someone she knows yesterday kicked
down the door, kicked open the door. The guy living
there told police he heard someone breaking in, so he
ran down the stairs, but he didn't have.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Any clothes on.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
That's when Hoping's allegedly attacked him, cutting one of his testicles.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
He had to go to the hospital for treatment.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Hoping his charge with felonious assault.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
And I commented, Burglary, Okay, would you see when I heard, Oh,
she broke into a guy's house and cut his nuts.
I didn't realize like the guy leapt out of bed
naked and starts running around the house, so it was
already there. She's just swinging and got one of his nuts.
I thought it was more surgical, like she crept into

(46:24):
the room, she slowly pulled down his sweatpants, and then
she made an incision. Would you run around your house
naked in the middle of the night when you hear
someone breaking in? If you were naked?

Speaker 5 (46:35):
I mean, if I were sleeping naked, which I normally don't,
but if I were and someone broke in, I'm not
gonna take my time to get dressed and find out
why someone broke into my house.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I'm gonna go confront the situation. But do you grab
you grab your firearm? Do you grab a Louisville slugger?
Whatever I have? Okay, and I'm not gonna I'm not
hold on, hey, hold on a minute. I gotta put
out some pants. It's gonna resemble a Louisville slugger. Yeah,
that's right, i'na swing this thing at you. So this
the Toledo nut cutter. They're on the lookout for this lady.

(47:07):
Most recent photo of her from twenty twelve. People take
pictures of every goddamn thing in their lives now and
throw it on social media. All they have from this
girl is from twenty twelve. I gotta be honestly, she
went underground. Picture two. Man, you're gonna have a fight
on your hands. That's a big woman right there. Well,
there's more of that story. Obviously. She kicked in the
door of a guy she knew and then chased them

(47:28):
around and sliced his junk. You might recall too. The
Toledo nutcutter is one of the more difficult sex moves
over there on Urban Dictionary. If you've ever tried it,
it ain't easy. I tried it in college. You got
to do it on a Shay's lounge and your partner
can only have seven toes, and you got to have

(47:49):
a pound a peel in each shrimp, a roller packing tape,
and a crosscut saw. But then it's okay, once you
get out of it, you'll have a good time.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
That's not the one you need a roll of dimes for. No, Oh,
all right, nope, all right, I got my cities mixed up.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yep, yeah, you're thinking of the Chattanooga creeper. That's it.
That's the one thing.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
It was.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
You can't take me, but you kind of take me.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Boomholens made me some real light weight slacks, make things
a half inch bigger in the waist, make the pockets
at least an inch longer.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
My money and my knife, everything pulled out register.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Now another thing, that crutch down where your nuts hang.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
It's always a little too tight because they cut me
under there. But see if you can't leave me about it.
An inch from the part of the zepparated round under
my back to my bunghole.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
They cut me underneath. It's like riding the wire fence man.
That's a Johnson City nutcutter right there.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Them hagar pants puts a beaten on Jumbo jumbo's taking
a beaten today.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
It's like I'm riding the wire fence. Would I gain
a little weight? I gotta let these pants out. They're
cutting me down where my nuts.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Hang, all the way back to my bung hole. Last
thing I need is Ladybird kicking in the door or
two in the morning. I'm running around, flipping on the flopping,
cut me, cut me underneath where my nuts hang. People
are still sending me their thoughts about my beverage is

(49:22):
being stolen. I got a letter from Zack who hits
us up a lot al. I think it's either the
clam jammer himself. He puts Carmen Angelo in parentheses. The
clam jammer is that what the people are calling him.
I think he was the clam blaster. I called himself
that at one. Zach thinks it's either Carmen Angelo or Dougie.

(49:45):
It's neither of them. Roger never foots, Roger never sets
foot in the studio anymore. And Jail.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Rover.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Oh, I'm like, who's Roger? And JLR would be too
easy a rod It is right above the geez, right
above the Okay, that's all well, Rogers Morning Glory is
a very popular show. JLR be too easy of a suspect.
I said this from the top. It ain't Jeffrey. He's

(50:15):
way too polite. It's none of the people that he mentioned. No, no,
I to him, fueled by rage, he wants us to
call out the person that you think it is. My
only point is a the audience isn't gonna know who
we're talking about, So that's a pyrrhic victory. Correct. And
if it's not them, then we have unfairly maligned one

(50:36):
of our colleagues. It's it's them. I'm positive, all right, Alan,
my guy, Oh shower Bongs called and had some thoughts.
Hold on cool you okay there, slap my microphone, Alan

(50:58):
my guy, When is enough going to be enough? You
have had several of your drinks, your selfiest.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Drinks stolen from the fridge, and you do nothing about it.
You're just oh, it's no big deal. Whatever at this
point is a big deal. You need to do something
about it. Here's an analogy for you. Your celsius is freedom.
You are the American citizen, and the person taking it
is Donald Trump. You're gonna sit through and keep letting
him do what they're doing no fight for your freedom.

(51:27):
Get out there and get to the bottom of it.
That's what you should be doing. I do have a
theory though. I do think that possibly it's Roberto taking
your drinks because you know, you guys say like, hey,
we have a few people working here now, we just
can't see the pinpoint it.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
But then here's robal Well. I think it's this person.

Speaker 7 (51:46):
I think he's trying to point the finger away from
himself because he's chugging your Celsiest before the show and
then playing dumb.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
That's just my theory. It's Showerble.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
It's just as far as he's concerned, it's my freedom.
It's a mistake.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
What what what? What?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
What? Listen?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
What?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
People go?

Speaker 11 (52:13):
You go do something?

Speaker 12 (52:14):
Do what?

Speaker 13 (52:18):
Do what?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I'm not gonna I know it's annoying, but what am
I gonna do? Really scream and yell, it's not gonna
change anything. They got bigger fish to fry around here
right now, trust and believe.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
So I just think at the end of the world,
massive balls to be willing to start stealing again the
day after three of your coworkers got fired.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
And begrudging respect. I gotta say to ballsy move because
half the people in this audience are saying I'm being
too calm, and the other half are like, big deal, pussy.
I'm like, yeah, exactly, and I'm in the middle, right.
I'm not a guy that flips out about stuff anyway.
I'm not a guy who flips out about big stuff.
Oh and I'm just fueled by rage, like I just

(53:07):
I'm always I know it's good for me. This is need.
I need to keep that under wraps or I will
go nuclear at the slightest provocation. I can't do that.
I'm trying to live a life here, Rob, Oh, this
is I'm trying to exist in society. You know, this
is me maintaining I know, I know it is. And
this is me maintaining too. But anyway, thank you shower bongs.

(53:29):
It truly is my freedom as a citizen, and it's
not me as I'm not stealing it. No, it's not Rob. Please,
he wouldn't have to you go hey, can I have
one of those like, oh, yeah, go go ahead. Wouldn't
have to. I learned my lesson after I stole all
of his uncrustables. Oh my god, I'll never forgive you.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Carr Show on one of it.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
I can't see some little unfair that you can watch
our live stream but we can't see you.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
But we'll fix that tonight outside your window. Seven domma
little Lamb of God. These guys are playing Canton week

(54:22):
from Saturday, headlining that Armored MMA events down at the
Hall of Fame Stadium, Drowning Pool and well Silent Theory.
I think it's the band. It would be good. Are
you going to that at all? Going to Lamb of
God show? I think I might uh and be a
good time. And of course we do a metal show

(54:44):
here on the Buzzard on Saturday nights. It's called two
Hours to Midnight, where you'll hear all that kind of music.
Here's a little taste.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
We're gonna play brand new song from a band called
Ray Drop Raids. These guys have been around for like
forty forty five years and they keep dropping new stuff,
and so will.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Premiere that for you. Zach de la Rocas still in
that band you were thinking of Rage versus the Machine?
Oh yeah, oh, different band. A lot of local metal
lined up for you too. Play some stuff from Midnight
Voices of the Damned, a band called Gouted corpse can't
wait for that boy, and so a lot of new stuff,

(55:23):
a lot of throwbacks, a lot of local metal. So
if that's uh, if that's your vibe, man, join us
on Saturdays this week two hours to midnight starts a ten.
Me and Corey Roddick and Pet Butler represent the heavy
metal triumvirate here at iHeart Cleveland and so once a
week we put our heads together and vomit fourth if
you're pardon the pun, one hundred and twenty minutes and

(55:45):
nothing of metal. So that's Saturday night. I was just
giving away passes for the Haunted school House. And there's
been a bunch of stories this week about people who
are getting in trouble for their Halloween displays. Now, Halloween
is it's fine. You know, some people their whole personality

(56:05):
is Halloween. It's their favorite holiday. They wait all year
for Halloween. That's totally fine. I think it's one more
thing that adults absconded from children. But okay, it's fine.
But my favorite part of Halloween is when people get
in trouble for their Halloween displays. Now, it runs the gamut,

(56:27):
It runs the gamut from some people getting in trouble
because it's too graphic. People getting in trouble because people
in their neighborhood don't realize. It's almost so subdued that
people don't realize it's a Halloween display. Some people have
had police call to their house because they were like
bloody garbage bags on the front stoop and their neighbors

(56:48):
didn't realize that it was decoration. This year, though, you
have a lot of people getting in trouble for their
Halloween displays because, as with so many other things, they
have a political bent to them, and not everybody thinks
the same way, obviously, no matter what neighborhood you're in,
and so you're going to have some people one way

(57:09):
or the other getting their undies. In a twist, one
of our bureau chiefs in Kentucky, listening on iHeartRadio sent
me a story about a guy who's facing charges because
his Halloween decorations depicted the bodies of local officials. Oh Jesus,
so because I was like, what's a charge? I mean,

(57:30):
it's technically free expression. I know that's going away in
this country now, but you know it used to be
a thing. But they're getting in with like intimidating a
witness in a legal process or something. So this is
one of these guys who's you know, these people who
go full tilt boogie against local council people when the

(57:51):
complaint in question is always very mundane. This is a
guy who has a big problem over zoning issues, and
so of course the natural reaction is to depict local
council people in various states of decapitation and blah blah blah.
Stephen Markham is the guy. And listen, everybody in this

(58:13):
town knows who this guy is. So they're like, yeah,
we've dealt with them before. This is a bummer, you know.
The local council people be like, know who the guy is.
He had five fake bodies in trash cans and they're
all labeled trash bag. Sorry, and they're all labeled. He
had one hanging that had his sign they said district judge,

(58:35):
and then they had another one said mayor. And you know,
I don't know how scary it is if you have
like a lawn and leaf bag tied up and the
sign on it says zoning manager. I mean, you know,
go to home depot, get one of them nine foot
skeletons and you're gonna get a better reaction from people.
The cops show up, He's like, I don't want to
talk about it, and they go, well, we got to

(58:56):
take care. So he's gonna get arrained. And again the
city council people were like, yeah, we know who the
guy is. We've never personally had problems with him. But
everything's really weird now. Yeah, so you have to treat
these things. You don't know where anybody's coming from anymore.
But like I said, the complaints are always so stupid.

(59:18):
The guy's been in an ongoing dispute with the city
over zoning ordinance violations. Well, sure zoning, you know, it's
not like somebody skewered his dog on the front lawn
or something. And I guess he had accrued some fines
and he wanted to let everybody in his neighborhood know

(59:38):
these are the people who are responsible, because it's not
with these kinds of people. By the way, it's never
a them problem. It's always a you problem. It's always
because of you. It's not because of them. It's your
fault that he's not happy with things. And so then
he put up these Halloween decorations and they're like, look, man,

(59:59):
you know, it's obviously an expression of how you feel
or whatever, but they're not supposed to be out there
kind of like threatening people or whatever. And so that's
why they got the police involved. There's a sheriff who
is getting some backlash because his front yard Halloween display

(01:00:21):
involves ice. This is in Mobile, Alabama. Now, again, nobody
should be surprised that it's a local sheriff in Mobile,
Alabama or my dad grew up who is getting some
pushback for this. Now, Sheriffs normally don't care. Right, it's

(01:00:42):
an elected position, and if you can get enough people
to you like the cut of your jib, you're gonna
have that job for a long time, right. County sheriffs
can have their jobs for a long time. This guy
has skeletons in ice T shirts and other skeletons climbing
the fence around his property, wearing serapes and sombreros. So

(01:01:08):
it's not even remotely subtle, by the way, and that
should come as no shock either. But this is his
Halloween decorations are getting people in a tizzy.

Speaker 14 (01:01:20):
Catching some heat and getting praise over a controversial Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I forgot to mention that yes, praise and heat. Rob
for anything like this, you're gonna get equal measure praise
and heat. They're in mobile Elebama.

Speaker 15 (01:01:32):
Right, can play with skeletons, wearing somebreros and ponchos, climbing
over a fence. The sheriff's wife says she put it
up and he has nothing to do with it. Or
Natalie Williams did alive.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
In the studio say I'm more offended by this guy's lips.
I don't like this guy's lips. Oh the news guy, Yes,
I don't like his lips.

Speaker 15 (01:01:51):
Hey, late reporting and Natalie a lot of different opinions
on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, that's right, Lennison Cameron.

Speaker 16 (01:01:59):
And this all came to light when someone posted a
picture of the Halloween display on social media. The story
blew up after that, and within a couple of hours,
Sheriff Birch's wife, Michelle took us.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Now you know that this reporter, Natalie Williamson. You can
tell if you listen closely, she's gotta be a local
gal and she is working over time to suppress that
Alabama accent. You can kind of hear a little twinge there,
you know, you can hear a little twang underneath, but
she's trying to nail that Veronica Corningstone regionally neutral news.

Speaker 16 (01:02:34):
Voice responsibility for it. Tonight she's standing behind it despite
some pushback. Spite tonight, this display at the home of
Mobile County Sheriff Paul Birch is causing some controversy. In
the front yard of the elected leader's home is a
depiction of an ice rate, three skeletons wearing ice shirts,

(01:02:55):
supposedly chasing other skeletons wearing sombreros, and pawn shows climbing
over a fence. The sheriff's wife miss, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Mean there are all skeletons, you know, And the wife goes, well,
it was supposed to be tongue in cheek, and some
people go, yeah, I get it, and other people they
got their undies and a twist over the whole thing.
I mean, I don't think it's a great look for
the It's not the end of the world, but it's

(01:03:24):
also it's not a great look for the top law
enforcement guy in the county to be doing this. Right,
he's got his thumb on the scale.

Speaker 16 (01:03:33):
Jo Birch send out a statement which we know, but yeah,
you get megaphone for it part quote. I made this
one playing both on my Cuban background and knew needed
change in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Federal immigration enforcement.

Speaker 16 (01:03:48):
My parents were legal immigrants, and I have plenty of
immigrants throughout my family.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
One Mobile resident who wants to I like, how that's
her explanation. I have plenty of immigrants in my family. Yeah,
we all do, all of us do. By the way,
just because your family's Cuban has nothing to do with
whether or not they're pro or anti ice. I have
a lot of immigrants in my family. Oh do you

(01:04:14):
remain anonymous? Well, I have a lot of skeletons in
my family, ma'am. And that's what offends me, Thank you
very much. I come from a long line of skeletons.
I'm also every person in my family who has ever
died before me is now a skeleton.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
I'm also not loving the fact that the sheriff of
Mobile lives in a gated community.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
How good is that job? Well, that's what I mean.
If you end up keeping that job for twenty years, God,
I go home. In Chicago, the Cook County Shriff is
a guy named Tom Dart. I don't know if he
currently is, but he was the Cook county shriff for
like twenty five years. If you keep getting elected, you
can have a pretty good life. I guess so. And
the longer you're in that office, just the more influence

(01:04:57):
and power you accrue. Whatever the hell you want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
It seems like that news gal the Natalie was it
Natalie Williams, appears that she may be doing a bit
of a jone jetation. Oh seriously, yeah, you have to
go back. She cameltoe. There was a lot of wrinkling
in that area.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
The story blew up after that. All right, well, hold on,
there's a lot going on there. There was a couple
of hours.

Speaker 16 (01:05:23):
Sheriff Birch's wife, Michelle, took responsibility for it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I think these are just some maybe ill fitting khakis.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Do you think so? Because it looks like right in
the do you take a look there right in the
spot looks like you might have a little wrinkle going.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
But I understand little. Uh, But I don't know. I
don't think that it's cameltoe is when your pants are
way too tight. These they're just I think maybe it's
strangely and necessarily too tight. It's when you can see
the camel's toe. Yeah, but I don't see.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Well, it does seem like on the if on her
left side, seems like there's a you might have left
your issue.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
All right, we have a security breach at low spendalone. Wow, Okay,
well I hadn't noticed.

Speaker 17 (01:06:13):
Specials just like all of us have the freedoms of speech,
and that's what makes our country great is our freedoms. However,
elected official set the tone for our city, and the
tone that that sets is one of disrespect.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
It's racism, it's racial profiling.

Speaker 16 (01:06:29):
Well, some aren't fans of what Michelle Burch says.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
What about skeleton profiling? Robe? This is what I'm talking about. Oh,
I see, just because I'm a skeleton and I don't
have any skin, you got to come after me. I
don't appreciate that at all.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
All skeletons are what listen, no wonder they're wearing the ponchos,
the serapes, whatever you want to call them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
If you're a skeleton, you must be cold, Oh you
would imagine. And so you know you've got no hair
or skin or anything on your heads. You can wear
a hat. Even the ice agents they're all skeletons. They're
wearing short sleeved t shirts. And ball caps is tongue
in cheek Halloween decorations. Others like Tim Turner tell me quote,
I think it's great, that's his property him or Tim Turner?

(01:07:13):
Is that the kid from fairly odd parents? Has he
all growed up? Yeah, he's dropped the timmy. He's Tim
Turner on their property.

Speaker 16 (01:07:22):
It's unclear when this display was put up, but just
last week, Sheriff Bursch defended one of his deputies after
they punched a suspected illegal immigrant while they were face
down on the ground. Birch says, Henry Castillo ran from
deputies and tried to fight them and would not put
one hand behind his back. Birch says, the deputy didn't
do anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Listen, the deputy didn't do anything wrong. Okay, he was
required to curb stomp a suspected illegal immigrant, and I
stand by him one hundred and ten percent. Cotton Ball says,
you got to check out the house in South Carolina
that keeps getting the cops called because it looks like
it's on fire. I haven't heard about that. I do
want to check that out, you know. And that's part

(01:08:05):
of the fun too, just driving around. True of any
city obviously, but just driving around northeast Ohio around Halloween
time when you'll stumble onto homes that go all out
with the front yard Halloween display. It rivals Christmas. People
are really into it, with obviously varying levels of realism.

(01:08:30):
So I prefer something that's got some thought behind it.
I prefer you know, you can go to a home
improvement store and buy you can set up a skeleton
that looks like it's coming out of a grave. Anybody
can do that. It's the people that put up like
the twenty five foot skeletons, like you need the friggin
guy wires coming off of it just to secure it.
I'm like that takes some work boy all the way
down to the people who just blow up a couple

(01:08:52):
of inflatables, you know of the fat ghosts from night Beera.
Before Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
There's like four houses in my neighborhood, oh my general
neighborhood that leave the that leave the the things set
up year round, those big, gigantic, twenty five foot tall ones,
and they dress it up for different things, like the
first bucket dressed up like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Okay it's dressed No it's not. Oh really, you don't
say for that silly, No, no, it's silly. But it's
their yard. I mean, I know, of course I can't
say anything about their yard. I just think, come on
the way Halloween. Okay, I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
It doesn't need to be wearing a leprechaun outfit for
those sat Patti's Day and say at the clothes for Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Some people don't have much going on. This is something
for them to do.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
It's not necessary.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
I'm telling you, I think about it all the time.
I've talked about it here. I don't know what the
world is after I'm done here, right, I could very
well be one of those guys putting up a goddamn
year round skeleton in my front because I got nothing, God,

(01:10:02):
because I want to. Hey, I got farts from Brock.
Brock is in Cumberland, Maryland. He's our bureau chief there
listening on the iHeartRadio app. He was recovering. He actually
wrote me an email a while ago to apologize for

(01:10:22):
not submitting for a while. But he was recovering from
a procedure. And these are post procedure farts. These are
recovery gases. Rob Now, with or without this show, Brock
is primarily known for logging his flatulence even before this program.

(01:10:43):
Just something that I get, Like I said, everybody needs
something to do, rob and so he submitted four of
them to me, which I now humbly submit to you
in their entirety. All right, So that's the first one.
That's a good fart. That one you're talking about, how long?

(01:11:05):
Just shy of five seconds, So that one is about
three point nine seconds long. Second one is much shorter.
Similar tone, Yeah, similar tone, a little tighter. Now the
next one, he's outside, And the reason I know this
is because he's next to wind chimes. So it really
kind of does give it a nice, you know, man

(01:11:28):
in nature, kind of sure breaking and otherwise bucolic time
of day to be outside enjoying the majesty of creation.
And he just cuts through like a hot knife through
butter rup.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
But staying with that same tone. He must have had
something done when he says a procedure. It must have
been to his buttthole or something. You think, so, hey,
it's his sphincter tightening or something happened. I mean, he's
that's every fart sounds the same.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Well, here's your last one, alright, tighter, yeah, Yeah, the
wind chime one, I think is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:08):
Going to be the one that I'm going to remember. Well,
what's funny how abrasive it is compared to the wind chimes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Like what I'm saying, it's so nice and you're kind
of lulled into you could you know, you could see
just sitting there kind of closing your eyes, which maybe he.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Did see like that that fart would have been better
placed in the background of the wind chime, you know
what I mean, Like hold the phone further away from
the the oh, wind chimes in the foreground, right, and
then the fart just sort of joins the wind chimes
creeps in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Would have been nicer.

Speaker 9 (01:12:41):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
I think it was that was I was gonna say.
It didn't occur to me to remix it in any
way these are as he sent them to. Yeah, right right,
this is the raw, wet audio. Und I don't think
you could do anything with it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Can you imagine how nice that fart would have sounded
if it was background for the windch agreed, Yeah, all right,
you could actually probably recreate that very easily with just
some wind chime sounds and just that fart just subtle
in the back gotta have it moist.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Yeah, in the background, right, yeah, well listen, it's I
can appreciate him sending that to us. Great, thank you
so much. Happy he's back. I'm happy he's doing well.
And I'm the mend and and submitting once more to
us out there in Cumberland, Maryland. I think his job

(01:13:37):
is as a custodian, right, I gotta get the mix.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Right, Hey, this is a very windy though there's more
wind coming from behind right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Just in the background. Right, See how much nicer that is?

Speaker 13 (01:14:17):
It is?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
You can actually see you're less.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Distracting, You're in zen moments, someone passes gas, You're not offended.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
So sorry, this is a little too little too. I
don't think the other so relaxed. That was a big one.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Allen Cock show on one hundred seven called the Alan
Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Is this for real? Well, they're swearing in this all
kinds of efforts and Jeffin are you already allowed to
broadcasting on the radio?

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven
or three four eight one double oh seven?

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Will let home the way we are always do?

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Who?

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
How was that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
Who he must be? The Russian?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Zu?

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
I was sad?

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
I took.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Though, is gonna buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
The only great Warren Zevon, of course inducted into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, or will be inducted
into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame by David Letterman.
It was a big, big Warren yvon Fan. I always
found room for him there. Laura's Guns and Money one

(01:16:09):
of his biggest songs. But even if you just have
the guns and the money, I bet you're gonna be okay.
And I'm reading about this couple in Florida who dumped
their teenage son on the side of the road. These
people are on the run from something and the kid
didn't want to go. Kid is sixteen years old, and
these people are headed out of town with the quickness,

(01:16:32):
and they dropped their kid on the side of the
road Northport, Florida, on I seventy five, and they left
him with a bag of guns in cash. And for
some reason the kid complained, they all of a sudden
decided that they needed to go to Guam, or Idaho.

(01:16:54):
Now I think you might want to narrow down your
travel plans. Bradley Guerrero Santos and Rosanella Borja were charged
with child neglect, and the guy was charged with permitting
a miner to possess a firearm. No, I don't know
anything about the kid. I don't know anything about them.
But if your parents and you're sixteen, drop you at

(01:17:19):
the side of the road because you go. I don't
want to go quickly into this trip. The kid proceeded
to tell the cops everything that had happened. He said
that they had been acting erradically and were dealing with
some personal issues, and when he got home from walking
the dog after school, they were frantically throwing clothes into

(01:17:43):
Duffel bags and pushing him and his eight year old
sibling into the car, he said. The kid said they
were all of a sudden, they were in a panic,
and said they were leaving. They were either going to
Idaho or Guam and quickly into the trip. I mean again,
this would be tough. I mean sixteen, it's his parents,

(01:18:05):
his younger sibling is there, Like I get it. But
he said, very quickly into this, he told me and
he want to go, and they said, okay, good luck,
here's some bags and told him to take care of
the house before they sped off, And so they gave
him bags with guns and money. Now, you don't need

(01:18:27):
a lot in life, but if you have guns and money,
you're better off than you might be otherwise. The sixteen
year old told the cops that his dad is very religious.
Shocker called the Chosen One, called that kid the chosen One,
and said he would often test his mental fortitude by

(01:18:48):
giving him difficult tasks. So the kid thought, maybe this
is another one of these facacta tests that this guy's
always doing on me. Oh Dad, you sped off, leaving
me with nothing but bags of guns and money. Now again,
I don't know, didn't say how many guns, didn't say
how much money I'm envisioning, you know, a duffel bag

(01:19:11):
full of cash. Imagine probably not the case. It's probably
like two glocks and twenty three dollars. You ain't getting
get far with that, right, So obviously I'm injecting my
own romanticism into this. But you know, yeah, you set
up he got three or four handguns in there, and
here's forty seven dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
A couple of fifty percent off Whopper certificates from Burger King.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Keep an eye on the house. Will either be in
Idaho or Guam, two completely different places. And his cell
phone had died, so the kid had no way of
getting in touch with them or you know, the officers,
they must have just found the kid on the side
of the highway. They took the kid back to his house,
found the garage door in the front door wide open.

(01:19:54):
The home was in disarray, with guns all over the place.
After all, this is Florida, the Ohio of the South,
and he's like, none of the cop is, like, none
of them made sense. Doors are wide open. They eventually
traced the dad's cell phone to a parking lot in

(01:20:15):
a nearby town, where the two of them and the
younger sibling were found about four and a half hours
after they had kicked the teenager out, So they weren't
able to drive to Guam. They didn't drive to They
didn't drive to either Guam or Idaho. I guess at
the end of this they say they don't know what

(01:20:36):
the relationship is between the three people. Just at the
eight year old was the teenager's younger sibling. But they're like,
we don't know if these are his parents or but
that's what sounds like. I mean, the inference is that
these are his parents. But again, they didn't specify how
many guns and how much money, And that really is

(01:20:57):
the most important part of this story, right, because if
you're sixteen and they go, here's one hundred thousand dollars
in cash, a couple of handguns, and you got a
rifle in there, you go, all right, I'll get to
the glades, I'll set up shop. I'll be Okay, I'm

(01:21:17):
a BI. I'm a BI. But it's pretty wild. So
it's like, but but Guam is also isn't that a
US protectorate? Like don't we have a base there or something? Yeah,
but it sounds like something someone who has no intention
of going there would see, right, it's a it's a
it's a place you pull out of the thin air, yeah,

(01:21:39):
I or Gwam.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I wonder how many of you RedHat types, by the way,
know that people in Guam are American citizens. You know
how they don't think bad Bunny is a citizen because
these dummies don't realize that Puerto Rico Puerto Ricans are
American citizens. Same thing with Guam. For a long time.
By the way, I knew a guy that did radio
in Guam. Once he had gotten washed out of every

(01:22:05):
major market here. He ended up doing radio in Guam,
and I was like, where the hell is Guam? Like
I'd heard of it, but I didn't know where it was.
It's in the Western Pacific, yeah, like in the it's
like literally in the middle of nowhere, like way way
way out into the ocean, right like the Mariana Islands. Yeah,

(01:22:26):
way out there, east of the Philippines.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
And that was something that we had as a territory
during was it World War II or something where that started, right, Yeah,
it's such a tiny like it almost looks like a
place you'd want to go to sea.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Well, I mean there is some degree of tourism there.
They've got like they have like waterfalls and natural pools
of water and things like that, but it's like I've
I don't know anybody other than that dude I knew
in radio, Like, I don't know anybody who's ever even
visited Guam. But it is Listen, there's a very good

(01:23:02):
reason that the United States has strategic interest in it,
right because of where it is. So it's you know,
it's an unincorporated territory for the United States, but people
there are US citizens, So if you're born there, you're

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a US citizen.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
I mean, it's so funny when you zoom in and
you look at like the town right or whatever, the
city of whatever in Guam, and the first thing you
see is sure stay by Best Western Guam, Like, oh
my god, there it's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
Well, it's like that old Robert Klein bit, comedian Robert Klein.
He's like, Guam is one of those words that sounds
like when you can't think of something, you make up
another word, like thing of a jig, you know, because
it sounds like like if you had something on your face,
somebody go, you got some Guam right by your eye there. So, yeah,
they didn't make it. These people did not make it

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to either Guam or Idaho. You'll either find us in
the Western Pacific or in Corde Lane.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Those are our two choices. Crown Plaza Resort, Guam. Now
I'm looking at this, I want to check this joint out.
I bet you can go there for way less money
than going to like Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Tim breaking my balls for saying that Guam has natural
pools of water. I mean, but they're like I know,
they're they're like, you know, they're not hot springs, but
they're like that they're like naturally emerging. I don't know.
I'm just saying that they have. They have a certain
degree of tourism there m because there's an Isn't there

(01:24:51):
a naval base or something there? That's what it says. Okay,
there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
I'm sure there's a that's probably what the majority of
what drives that country.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
And again, US citizens, So you could call them Americans,
But what would you call them? What would you call
the locals?

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
Guams, Guamy, Guamites, Guamaicans, Guamians.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Like, if you're from the Bahamas, you're a Bahamian, right,
if you're from Bermuda, you're a Bermudan. What are the
citizens of Guam call? I don't mean the tomorrow. That's
the indigenous people. I mean, like, would you call them Guames?
Is it Guames? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
Oh, oh, there's an apple Bee's there too, Guamanian, Guamanian,
that's what it says.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
That's the general term. Tomorrow. Those are the indigenous people there,
but Guamanian, the Guamanian devil. There's a Chili's Is that
what you said? Applebee's? Oh, Applebee's they got them eaten
good in the hood. It literally looks just like anywhere. Yeah,
that's what I mean. They look, there's a Walmart. Once
you let the United States take over, we're gonna put

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in Chili's and Applebee's, Donald's.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Yeah, there's a miss. As soon as I said it,
I assumed in McDonald's right there. That's so funny. It
literally like it. It looks like a map of any
American city. Sure, went in Rome. I'm looking at a
place called the Las Hotel Guam check avail. It's like
one hundred and eighty bucks a night. Try and do
that on the beach in Hawaii. You're not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
No, No, what the flight is this guy to be
crazy like one era Jesus, like going to Australia. Well,
and also, you know what kind of sucks too, is when,
like you know, when the US gets in somewhere, it
like drives prices up, it drives costs of things up.
So people who are just kicking it on Guam, you

(01:26:45):
know the Guamanians, they're like, okay, because we've been in
there for a long time. Yeah, I mean, Guam became
a US territory at the end of the like the
the before the twentieth century, I think.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
But it was like, you know, a flight to twenty
six hour flight with two stops, twenty seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
That's I'm looking at. Twenty one and a half hours
from Cleveland is two thousand dollars to get to Guam. Well,
once you get there, Rob, there are natural pools of waters,
natural pools. Yes, the Guam natural pools. I bet the
scuba diving is awesome. It does look beautiful. I mean
you're in Micronesia, right, that's the smaller of the islands.

(01:27:25):
You're thinking of Macronesia. Man, getting there is a bitch, though, Wow,
getting anywhere is a bitch anymore. True, it's like four
the government's shut down, so there's like four air traffic
controllers working in the entire country. Like, yeah, flight's gonna
be delayed. TSA. They're not getting paid, they're still working,
and you know how happy those people are to be

(01:27:47):
working when they're getting paid. Well, you know clearly now.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
How much I suck at geography because you said it
would be like flying to Australia, and I went and
then I looked and it's just a little bit north
of Australia out there. Yeah, I sug a geography too.
But yeah, I didn't realize that it was. I guess
I thought it was more on the like Hawaiian's side.

Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
No, it's like east of the Philippines, right, Yeah, where
our friend Bill Squire lived for many years.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
Yeah, Guam is out there. It's uh just north of
New Guinea and the Solomon Islands.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
So probably it wouldn't take you that long from Hawaii.
It looks like it would still take you a minute.
I mean it's still a hike, like you would you
would be you would be better off like spending like
a week in China or in Asia and then flying
over to that because it's so close and then go home,
go to Japan.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Yeah, it's because my my understanding of travel is so
much different. Like I like, I traveled domestically and I've
gone to the islands here. Yeah, I mean like I
don't I don't understand getting on an airplane for twenty
four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Well, people are like, oh, You've got to go to Australia,
and I'm like, in my head, I go yes. I
was talking many years ago talking to Lewis Black about this,
and I'm like He's like, by the time you get
to Australia, you don't even feel like you're alive. Yeah,
he's like, it's just such a pain. And then you
get there and he's like, it's beautiful. But it's like,

(01:29:21):
you know, seventy five percent of that place is uninhabited,
so you're just hanging out along the coast. But isn't
it still just like anywhere else? I mean, is it
that great? Like what's so great about Australia. Well, for
some people, they like that it's really really white all that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Yeah, but until you get more in country obviously, But yeah,
Australia is one of those places like if I don't
ever go, I'll be fine, sure, But because there are
a lot of other places that don't take a day
and a half to get to that i'd probably rather go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I need to do Europe.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
That's that's my like when I can actually afford to travel,
which I hope I can do before I die, I
want to go to Portugal and Spain and yeah, you
see Italy, and I want to go to Ireland. Like
I've never been to Europe, So that's something that someday
I hope I can do.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Yeah, dip your toe in some of those natural pools there,
natural pools of pools of water. Yes. I also want
to go to Iceland very badly, Raykovic, you want to
see the northern lights? I do you want to be
in one of those geometric domes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:31):
I want to, uh go to the land of ice
and snow, midnight sun with hot springs floating.

Speaker 9 (01:30:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Yeah, Hammer of the God Alan. I understand rob Last
scene floating in the Labrador Sea Iceland to be fine. Yeah, yeah,
it's something. But I have a feeling when you land
it's like they're just playing Byorik music in the terminals
no matter where you go. Right, Country's favorite domum uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
I my old general manager at my first radio station
his uh he uh. His wife is from Iceland and
his daughter actually lives there. Now really yeah, college there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Yep, dig and Flag the Blue Legain. It just looks
so great. Isn't that volcano there? Isn't that the kirk
Kirk the Kirk whatever it's called. Yeah, there's a dormant
volcano there, right or is it active? I don't know,
but yeah, a lot of cool places to go around

(01:31:34):
the world over a boulder, so yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
The kid in Florida, the gout, dumped off the side
of the road, guns and money, and uh still wasn't
feeling good. I like the girl. I'll move on from
Florida here, But I like the girl who was accused
of She was a firefighter and she was stalking her
ex boyfriend by dumping tampons on his lawn. The quote

(01:32:02):
was she dumped seventy five quote possibly used tampons, possibly
on her ex's lawn for the new girl that he
was dating. Look at this girl, she's got some stuff
going on. She's not somebody who's gonna let you go
lightly once things go sideways. A local firefighter was accused

(01:32:22):
of stalking after she dumped seventy five possibly used tampons
on her ex boyfriend's lawn. The woman called the cops
the new girlfriend. She and her boyfriend woke up to
find a pile of tampons in their front lawn that
she said were stained red as if they were possibly used.
Now I have to think that the woman probably just

(01:32:42):
colored them red, because the alternative is a if she
would have to, it would take her a long time
to collect that many used tampons, and as the time passes,
obviously they're not gonna look red anymore. They're gonna look brown.
And so they went through the security cameras and they
found her.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Or maybe she was just taking them out of like
public restrooms, you know they got the little bin.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Or quietly asking her friends, yeay, listen, I still have
a lot of friends to do that. That's that's twelve
total per year. There's a reason that she had to
pull this prank on the last week of the month, right,
So yeah, and yeah, there's definitely some crazy in those eyes.
The police said that it was likely that the woman
was quote demonstrating that she was unhappy that her ex

(01:33:31):
boyfriend was dating a new person. Do you think that's
what it is? Yeah? Yeah, Hey, hey honey, your ex
girlfriend is out in the lawn dumping tampons. Yeah, I
see why the two of you just couldn't make things work.
She previously had limited herself to making social media posts

(01:33:52):
talking shrimp about the two of them, but then she
what she told the cops was wasn't her idea. She
was blaming her mother and her aunt, who came in
from out of town and devised this devious plan. Imagine
your mom and aunt come in from out of town
and go. You know you should do as you should

(01:34:14):
dump used tampons on his lawn.

Speaker 12 (01:34:16):
We just drove in and we stopped at every rest
stop on the way and collected their used tampons. We think, now,
what are we supposed to do with three hundred used tampons? Honey,
she have to do it now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
She would ultimately confess to painting them, but in the
process through her mother and aunt under the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:34:53):
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Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
It's people seemed crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
Doing?

Speaker 11 (01:35:23):
Will they get me? All kinds of ones?

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
And just.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
John Lennon would have been eighty five today, it's pretty wild.
My mom's a huge Beatles fan, so growing up she
would play a lot of beatlestuff, although she bailed on
them before they got really really weird, so like she
liked early Beatles. But then she played this album a lot.
It was called Double Fantasy. It was him and Yoko.

(01:35:52):
It was the last one before he died, and literally
like it dropped in November of eighty and three, weeks
later he was killed December the eighth. I always know
the date that John Lennon was killed because it's my
son's birthday. So literally, like three weeks to the day later,

(01:36:14):
after Double Fantasy dropped, he was dead. I guess. I
never realized that Yoko was older. I think by a lot. Well,
he would have been years. He would have been eighty
five today she's ninety two, Okay. I never realized. I
thought he grabbed a younger woman because remember may Pang,
Remember a woman named may Pang? Yes, I mean Lenin

(01:36:35):
liked Asian girls. May Pang was his assistant, and when
he and Yoko separated, he and may Pang were banging
it out for like a year and a half, right,
and then her, you know, I don't know what she
did after that. She wrote a book like her and
it was the greatest thing never happened to her her
entire life. After that was had I slept with John Lennon,

(01:36:56):
you know, I mean I would have done the same thing,
I guess. But how long can you, as a dude,
how long can you eat dinner on that? I mean,
she rode that as long as she possibly. I don't
even know if Meypang's still alive, but she was like
a decade younger than him, So I guess I just
thought that Yoko was younger, but she's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
Yeah, he would have been eighty five today. That summer
before that's when he famously sailed from Rhode Island to Bermuda.
You want to talk about making a long trip, remember
that he and like a buddy of his, he sailed
from Newport to Bermuda. And it was not without its problems.
I heard in the break a lot of people who
have either spent time or been stationed out on Guam.

(01:37:35):
Why aren't they called Guamericans? By the way, seems like
an easy thing. Yeah, that's right there, Alan, I'd lived
there for three years. It was amazing. It's a five
hour flight to Australia. All right, Well, there you go.
And of course you'll recall when John Lennon was alive,
how Yoko would sing Happy Birthday to him each and

(01:37:57):
every year.

Speaker 11 (01:38:07):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
It's not exactly Marilyn Monroe and JFK. But okay, I
posted or somebody tagged.

Speaker 2 (01:38:17):
Us in another Monroe thing and I reposted it and
people are like, please don't do this to me. I
already do this like in my real life, and now
I'm gonna be walking around doing it. Yeah You're welcome.
Yeah we have to do it. Yeah right, you have
to do it. Left me a message to that effect.

Speaker 13 (01:38:33):
Hey, Alan, Rob, I just thought you would like to
know that your show has now invaded every portion of
my life. I do all these different delivery apps for
a living, and one of them, when I get to
my destination, it says are you here? And there's a
button to push that says, yes I am, and I
can't press it without thinking of David Lee Roth now

(01:38:57):
because of you hate you love you vibem.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
It does happen to me a lot too.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
I notice I noticed my if I see Monroe, I
say it to myself if I a lot of show references,
same all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Just Monroe banging in my head. Monroe y vibe. I
love when you posted the origin story too, like you
showed it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
He was.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
It's his disdain for the guy is what makes it
so great. Oh I'm too close for comfort because he's
all hello to everybody, Hey, how are you high here?

Speaker 8 (01:39:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
I finally yeah, I bought that whole series on DVD,
only to find out it's on Peacock, and so I
was watching it on Peacock and I'm like, I'm gonna
watch this in order because they introduce Monroe pretty quickly
into the show, but he also ingratiates himself. The weirdest
thing to me is how quickly he ingratiates himself with

(01:39:48):
the family, because he just shows up at one of
the sisters. The sisters live.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Below their dad in this townhouse, and Laura's getting into
some kend of Shenanigan's and Monroe shows up waiting in
the hallway for one of the girls.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Or they went on a date and it didn't go well.
Then he's got a fiance whatever. But by like episode three,
he's there all the time, and nobody is like, you know,
Ted Knight and his wife aren't like, who's this dude.
They're just like, oh, Monroe's bad Monroe, Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Girls, Monroe, Monroe, Monroe, Ficus Monroe, Ficus f I c us.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Yeah. Jim J.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Bullock was the actor and he would end up he
would be on like Hollywood Squares, and you know, he
was one of these guys who they would always describe
as being god. How did they describe him? Oh, he
doesn't really talk about his sexuality. I don't think he
needs to. Uh yeah, I don't. I don't like to
talk about it. I'm a confirmed bachelor, but I love

(01:40:51):
Jim Bullock. And I think he's still alive. Is he?
I think that he is. For a long time, he
didn't spell his name with an I. It was just
Jay Jim J. Bullock.

Speaker 5 (01:41:02):
He's seventy years old. His partner, John Casey, died in
nineteen ninety six. That was a long time ago. Wow,
you had too close for comfort. And he did a
cartoon called Queer Duck. Yeah, most of his stuff has
been like LGBTQ programming. But yeah, the Pride of Casper,
Wyoming Jim J. Bullock, good for him? Yeah, allies. He

(01:41:26):
was HIV positive. Oh yeah, I didn't know that had
a hair boy. He was kind of like the sitcom
George Michael.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
Oh, Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
His partner died of ades, yes, cripes. Yeah wow, yeah,
so yeah he's still around.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
February seventeenth, nineteen ninety nine, Bullock was arrested outside of
a bar in West Hollywood, California, for a possession of
crystal meth.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
There you go. He's living that life. You know, you're
a big deal in a sitcom that runs for a while, right,
ran five six seasons and then kind of cast off
into the wilderness, and you're so type cast because you're
very flamboyant. And then he would be Yeah, he'd show
up on Hollywood Squares, always entertaining. But I I really

(01:42:11):
didn't have to go too far into the run of
that show. I was thinking he showed up second season.
I was like, Nope, they threw him in second or
third episode. Threw who in Monroe? But Ted Knight, who
described himself in one of the episodes as fifty one. Mirroell,
I'm fifty one. I'm like he probably was. But everybody

(01:42:34):
else on that show is still alive. Nancy Dusou is
still alive. She played the wife. The daughters are still alive.
N'a a long time, right. Ted Knight died because he
had like colon cancer or something. Yeah, he died from
something that he was sixty two, so he wasn't an
old man eighty six. He died bladder cancer. Yeah, wow,
colon cancer that spread to his bladder. Yeah, that sucks.
I don't think I realized he died that long ago.

(01:42:57):
He's buried near My best friend lives in Glendale, californ
which is outside LA. And uh, I've been to Ted
Knight's grave. He's there at Forest Lawn. Wow. Well it
has his real name, Theodore Kannopka. But yeah, he's from
Connecticut and they have a bridge dedicated to him in
his hometown in Connecticut. Now would have been more fun

(01:43:20):
had it been on Monroe, but it's not. Alan. If
you're gonna mention John Lennon's birthday, don't forget it's also
John n Twistle's birthday. Oh from the Who the Bassist,
he was a few years younger than John Lennon. But okay,
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Speaker 8 (01:44:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:02):
Speaking of birthdays, Rob, In about four weeks it'll be
Sean Diddy, Dirty Money. Puffy did he Comb's birthday, he'll
be fifty six years old. Of course, the joke being made,
and I mean it's there, was making the same joke
that Didy's legal teams suggested that he'd be incarcerated at

(01:44:25):
Fort Dix. They've requested that he serve his prison sentence
in New Jersey at Fort Dick's course, did he got
four years and two months behind bars. Now they're considering
time served, but you're still looking at like three years now.
He'll probably be out in fifteen months. He ain't gonna

(01:44:48):
do no three years. And it's low security, you know,
obviously he's famous. They don't want to put him in
with hardcore criminals. It's where Aaron Hernandez. Let's hope it
turns out better for Ditty. Aaron Hernandez was Fort Dix.
Robert Downey Junior was there for a hot minute, and

(01:45:10):
one of the husbands of the housewives that was like
tax e eighting or something like that. One of those
guys is there too. And I have to imagine that
all of the Didty supporters are going to see to
it that his commissary is always taken care of that
they are he can get whatever he wants on the

(01:45:31):
dime of his fans, but his legal team that we
want him in. We're requesting he'd be incarcerated there in
New Jersey. Of course, Trump says Ditty has already asked
for a pardon. I don't know if that's true or not.
I assume Trump's immediate response was how much you got
on you? President of the course has a soft spot

(01:45:54):
for sexual assault, so I have to think that if
Didty can pony up, he'll probably be out with the
quickness as the guy who says he's gonna take a
look at Gallaine Maxwell's case. Okay, you wouldn't think there'll
be any follow up with a convicted child sex trafficker,
but here we are, so did He'll have a birthday

(01:46:16):
in a few weeks. I was reading about how you're
more likely to die around your birthday for very obvious, mundane,
boring reasons. It's called the ben I'm sorry, it's called
the birthday effect because of all the things people do.
This is where it comes in handy, Rob, for you
and I to be two dudes who couldn't give a

(01:46:39):
fat frog's ass about our birthday. Now we might still
do some of the same things though, But they're like
the way that a lot of people treat their birthday.
It's a big old party, and they're doing all kinds
of stuff that maybe they wouldn't normally do, and some
of those things can kill you. So you're more likely
to die around your birthday because of people drinking too

(01:47:02):
much and drunk driving and making their health worse, or
you know, psychosomatic stuff. They're like, what they find is
a lot of terminally ill people will try to hold
on until their birthday. Really, I mean that to me
doesn't sound like something that you can attribute to like

(01:47:24):
a lot of people die around their birthday, like if
you're specifically hanging on. There's also something called the broken
promise effect, where they find among people who are suicidal
that they might wait for their birthday to do something.
So the birthday effect is a thing where a lot

(01:47:48):
of you know, statistically a lot of people tend to
die near their birthday. I assume by that they mean
after rather than before. You know, if your birthday is
important to you, but you're gonna do something to yourself,
you'd wait until after your birthday, not before. I'm gonna
jump off a bridge forty eight hours before my birthday.

(01:48:13):
But there's a great Instagram account I follow called the
depths of Wikipedia. Do you follow that?

Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Or somebody kind of just compiles the weird pages that
Wikipedia has devoted to it, just different things like the
ben Franklin effect. There's all kinds of effects. You can
go on Wikipedia and find all kinds of effects. The

(01:48:40):
Ben Franklin effect is a psychological phenomenon in which a
person likes someone more after doing them a favor. Hmm.
Now do they mean that you like a person more
after you do them a favor or you like them
more after they do a favor for you. It sounds
like the former, like you like a person more after
you've done them a favor. But if you follow the

(01:49:06):
it's just called depths of Wikipedia. It's a good nerdy follow.
I think the Mighty Girl effect is the finding that
fathers whose oldest child is a girl tend to display
less sexism than those whose oldest child is a boy.

(01:49:29):
The Mighty girl effect. That makes sense. I can see that.

Speaker 5 (01:49:32):
I guess, well, you're closer to it, right, I mean, yeah,
you know two daughters, But also I wonder why oldest?
I mean, you know, my older daughter is my second child,
and it wouldn't matter to me if she was the oldest.
I would still act the same way. But I think
I have two daughters too. I think there's such a

(01:49:53):
thing with when people are having kids. Like when I
when I first found out Melissa was pregnant, Like, my
first thing was, oh, I gotta have a gotta have
a boy. Oh really, first thing I thought, Yeah, I
didn't care. Well, I wish I could say that I didn't,
but I did. And then we had Caitlin. And then
when when I found out Melissa was pregnant again, I
wanted to have another girl. Yeah that's what I knew,
It's what I was used to. I loved that being

(01:50:16):
girl dad. I loved that whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
The only time I was the only time I ever
gave it thought was when we were having our younger daughter,
because we didn't know what we were going to have
until she was born. Oh wow. So I was like, Okay,
I already have a son and a daughter, so one
of my other kids is not going to be the
only one anymore. And so I was like, which one
of them probably wouldn't care about that, And for some

(01:50:41):
reason I was thinking that my son might care about it,
like he would probably still want to be the only boy.
And I thought that my daughter probably wouldn't care. She'd
probably really like a sister. As it turns out, that's
what she got.

Speaker 9 (01:50:55):
See.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
I thought I would have thought the other way, because
then it would just be less pressure on him to
carry on a name. Well.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Well, here's the thing though, and that's why I didn't
care in general at all, because both of my brothers
have boys. Oh, my one brother has two sons. My
other brother has two sons. So the name isn't going anywhere, right, Yeah?
With us, it was uh, my brother and I both
had two girls. Yeah. The CSI effect is another thing

(01:51:26):
off the depths of Wikipedia, Instagram. The CSI effect is
a shift in juror attitudes due to the exaggerated portrayal
of forensic science on crime TV shows. A sure duror.
I mean you could see where you know, listen. Pop
culture can affect the way people perceive things. Jurors might

(01:51:48):
expect an unreasonably large amount of forensic evidence or an
unreasonably high level of sophistication of forensic edity. You know,
because the TV shows they have giant screens and they
get all their data, you know, within two hours. Yeah,
people who work in law enforcement and forensics are like, Jesus,
I'm waiting for these fingerprints for you know, this blood

(01:52:09):
work for two weeks, so our accident. He's not an
accident at all. And because jurors might expect more sophistication,
eraises the standard of proof for prosecutors. So now these
people are like, oh Jesus, these people have been watching

(01:52:30):
too much CSI or for us gen xers, too much
Quincy back in the day, right.

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
Well, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
He got taken for a ride.

Speaker 5 (01:52:44):
They want you to watch more Quincy because it took
eight years to figure things out. Back then, you saw
this case in three months, You're a genius. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
I watched things like forensic files, and I'm like, how
did anybody ever get caught from before? Like nineteen ninety two, right,
you had to be in the you had to be
a cop in the room with the guy killing another
guy before DNA, and then it was obviously when DNA,
it was a huge backlog of all these you know,
they were discovering murderers from the seventies left and right.

(01:53:16):
But before that, how did anybody ever get caught.

Speaker 5 (01:53:19):
It is funny to watch the old episodes of that
show and you hear things like the announcer, I forget
his name again, you mentioned him not long ago, Peter Thomas, Yeah,
you ogut and he'll be like And then they submitted
something new called DNA.

Speaker 2 (01:53:36):
Yeah, and they figured out the samples were a match.
They were able to trace his cellular phone. You're like, oh,
that's right. All of that stuff didn't exist before. Most
of those forensic files episodes are from the cases are
from like the late eighties, early nineties, so it was
a big shift in that show when they got into DNA.

Speaker 11 (01:53:57):
Nice to me, he started fucking.

Speaker 7 (01:54:00):
I made the spione well meant against the background, and
before I knew it, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
Taking everything that he was giving it and putting in migrated.

Speaker 11 (01:54:10):
Team out of my voice.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
Would say, David, it's so fascinating to me, And I
know that this is how you know, people tell me
that it is for them when they meet us, right
when our voices are coming out of our faces. But
we're not immune to that.

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
When I see a guy like Peter Thomas, who also narrated,
a lot of people knew him from Nova on PBS
people who watched Nova, and I didn't watch enough of
that as a kid to recognize his voice. I know
him immediately from forensic files, the DNA samples three new

(01:54:46):
letters d NA. Yeah, his cellular phone. They were able
to triangulate his coordinates using his cell phone, regular phone,
cellular phone, but he forgot about one thing. His car
phone was passing data. They were able to ping the

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he yeah, yeah, injury. Can't do anything about injuries, right, Nope.
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(01:58:06):
We have a lot of people in Texas, specifically the
metroplex that is your Dallas Fort Worth Era. Aaron and
Scott are in Dallas. Alex is down there, John's down there.
I don't know if it was one of them, but
somebody from Texas sent me the story about the woman
who got shot and killed because she got into an
argument with someone else about not saying thank you after

(01:58:30):
the door was held for her. This is what you
want to talk about, an unforced error. Some people just
cannot keep it to themselves. The woman who was killed
was annoyed that a younger girl didn't thank her for

(01:58:50):
holding the door open. First of all, if you wouldhere
to kind of what is now considered kind of an
old timey convention, hold the door or for someone you
know you shouldn't be doing it because you're gonna get
mad if they don't say thanks. Do you hold the
door for women? Rob? I hold the door for everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:59:11):
You do I do? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
No, I shouldn't say for women, but I mean, do
you do you like? That's just how I grew up,
Like my dad would open my mom's car door, Like
That's how I grew up kind of doing that. But
it's still some people consider it kind of old timey
and unnecessary, and some people have gone Some women have
gone so far as to consider something like that insulting.
I guess though they might be few and far between,

(01:59:35):
But I remember dating somebody many many years ago. I
did that just reflexibly because that's what I do. She
did not like that. Boy, I can get my own
door now. Granted you only need to be told that once,
and I was like, okay, duly noted, this is a

(01:59:55):
shooting outside of Pet Smart in Dallas. There's so many
boxes to be checked here that would be counterintuitive to
somebody getting shot and killed. Right you're surrounded by pets.
Someone has done something nice for you, They've held the
door for you, and somebody's still dead. Forty one year
old woman got mad when a twenty two year old

(02:00:16):
girl didn't acknowledge her for holding the door open at
the five below in the same strip mall. You know,
these strip malls are the same everywhere. There's a pet store,
a pet Co, there's a there's a gap, there's an
Old Navy, there's a five below, there's a Michael's Craft store.
And that's what this was. So the older woman holds

(02:00:39):
the door open for the younger woman at the five below,
they were leaving at the same time, starts yelling at
the girl, gets into a heated argument. The older woman
is there with her twenty year old daughter. They get
in their car and they drive to the Pet Smart

(02:01:01):
and the younger girl follows the two of them to
the Pet Smart and continues the argument, and they all
go into the Pet Smart. So then the employees are like,
could you guys get the hell out of here please,
you're riling up the spiders. Then one woman threw the

(02:01:24):
younger girl threw a bottle at the older woman's This
is all because the older lady held the door open
for the girl and the girl didn't say thanks, girl
didn't acknowledge her. That's set the older woman off. So
the younger girl just had a gun, pulls out a
gun shot the woman multiple times. She was pronounced dead

(02:01:46):
at the hospital and she told cop. She goes, I'm
just trying to get this lady away from me, and
shot her there in the parking lot. There was a
nurse on site who performed CPR. But you shot four times,
that's yeah, unless you had really bad aim. Chances are so.

(02:02:08):
The older the mom and the DAR tried to get
into the car to de escalate, I guess, but the
younger woman wasn't having it. You just never if you
hold the door nine times out of ten, you hold
the door for somebody, they might not say anything that's okay,
And then I'll just in my head go, what an
a hole?

Speaker 7 (02:02:24):
Really?

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
Always? Really every single time? Because my thing is I
still help. I still did something nice. Yeah, if they
don't acknowledge it, that's something that's not on me, that's
on them. I don't care, well it is I I'm
doing something nice. If it doesn't matter to you, I

(02:02:46):
still did something like it's fine, yes, but you only
holds it. Somebody holds the door for me. I'm gonna
say thank you so much. Obviously, I'm gonna be you know,
I'm polite. Not everybody's polite, but you still.

Speaker 5 (02:02:57):
Kind of no matter what, you will silently to someone.
If you do something polite and they don't acknowledge it. Really,
you let somebody go in traffic and they don't wave,
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:07):
They don't think about that. Oh, I don't like that really, yeah,
because I think, again, what does it take? Yeah, but
a lot of times you can't see like you're gonna
see them wave. Yeah, depending on how the cars are positioned.
I'm like, I'm letting in go ahead. It's fine. Nope,
we're all trying. We're all trying to get somewhere I
don't need.

Speaker 5 (02:03:24):
I'm talking like a four way stop, something like, yeah,
you let somebody go, they go, you're pulling into a
parking space. You wait, you let somebody go go ahead? Hey, hey,
give a thank you appreciate it? Wow, good guy, Now listen.
I think I think that's the move to wave, hey, thanks.
But if they don't, I'm like, I don't know what's
going on with them.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
It doesn't Maybe they maybe they just got a call
that their mom's in the hospital and they're focused on
other things and they're peeling out, and I'm like, I
don't know. It doesn't make finem mad.

Speaker 5 (02:03:52):
I just I I notice it, and I like I'll
acknowledge it, like what a jerk douche must be having
a bad day?

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
Yeah wow, so yeah, Pet Smart walks outside this girl.
Maybe this girl just could not get over and maybe
she thought this older lady was disrespecting her and she
was not gonna let that person go unshot. So now
she'd be in charge of murder all because she didn't

(02:04:23):
say thank you when the other woman held the door
for her. It's gotta be tough, although you know what
we can do, rob There's a game here that people
love when we play it. It's called Would You Rather
Be Stabbed in Europe or Shot in the United States?
You talk about wanting to go to Europe? Yeah, do

(02:04:45):
you want to play?

Speaker 7 (02:04:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:04:46):
Okay, it's time to play Would you Rather Be Stabbed
in Europe or Shot in the US? The game show
where you decide if you'd rather be stabbed in Europe
or shot in the US.

Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
Now, here's your host, Kellen Cox. I'm fuck about coats,
all right. You told us before the rules are very simple. Well,
but a shot had killed at a Dallas Pets Bark
right there. The parking lot lacks gut laws, access to firearms.
All problems in this country.

Speaker 11 (02:05:21):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (02:05:21):
In other countries they want to do somebody that they
got a resort to the blade. So is it better
to be stabbed in Europe or to be shot in
the United States?

Speaker 5 (02:05:36):
And being stabbed in the United States or shot in
Europe is not an option.

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
That is not an option. All right, I'm gonna go
with being stabbed in Europe. Is that your final answer?
That is my final answer.

Speaker 4 (02:05:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:05:53):
The answer is it's better to be shot in the
United States. For all of us here, is it better
to stammed in Europe or shot?

Speaker 4 (02:06:03):
Elliot?

Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
United States? Thank you for joining us our contestant to
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Speaker 9 (02:06:16):
So, Lie, this has been would you rather be stabbed in.

Speaker 4 (02:06:19):
Europe or shot in the US?

Speaker 13 (02:06:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:06:23):
What a fun game? Golly, you're like, oh for five
with that game? I am, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:06:27):
I figured one of these days out. I mean, I
got a fifty to fifty chance. I figured maybe someday.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
Is it pet Smart or PetSmart? Well, I think that's
the double entendre right Rich and Westlake wants to know
it's a pets Mart I believe, but they it is
wanted to look like pet smart.

Speaker 5 (02:06:48):
If you look at the logo, it tells you, oh
they do yeah, because it's the bouncing ball is the
apostrophe of pets, right, pet smart And then they change
the font to make you go, oh is it smart?
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, but if you look at it,

(02:07:11):
pet boink bouncy ball. See, that's why I'm a Pet
Supplies Plus guy. I don't have to worry about these
kinds of things. And it's the closest one to me. Yeah,
we have one right near me too.

Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
That's where I go.

Speaker 7 (02:07:26):
Do this job.

Speaker 6 (02:07:27):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (02:07:28):
Do a nice job with the grooming too. I bring
the pup there every once in a while. Oh the
grooming over there? Yeah, okay, what's the place I go to?
It's I don't take it to.

Speaker 3 (02:07:42):
I go to.

Speaker 2 (02:07:45):
The Spotted Dog out in Avon. That's hashtag not an ad.
But that's why I take my dog and they do
fine work. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:07:53):
The Pet Supplies Plus is like the if you need
to bring them in for a quick watch in between groomings.

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
That's where I take well because normally I bathe my dog,
do you, but I'm not gonna groom my dog I'm
not gonna shave her down and cut her nails. I'm
gonna take her to a place, but i'll bathe the
dog yet yep. Oh, she climbs right in the tub
and stands there all sheepish, and I'll shampoo her down
and oh yeah, give her a good scrubbing. We'll get
those little ones. You gotta put them in the sink

(02:08:19):
behind doing that. No, no, I'm not doing that. That's
where my wiener goes. Pardon Alan. What is the maximum
distance of the person behind you before you have to
let go of the door, And are they elderly? Well,
this is a really good question. See I am much

(02:08:40):
more likely to slam the door if they're elderly. Right,
they've had a good long life the maximum This happens
here at work all the time. We have a big
long hallway. If we want to go to the loo,
it's not around the corner, and so our door is
at one end of the hallway and at the very
other end is the corner you turn to go to

(02:09:02):
the men's or the lady's room. And so we'll have
people halfway down the hall who we work with, and
then you have to make that quick decision do I
hold the door for them, at which point they have
to start doing that valet jog and I'm like, you
don't have to hurry up, it's okay. Or do you
slam the door? You know, slam the door, but do

(02:09:23):
you let it shut? They've got a key card, they
don't care. It's a very simple answer to that question.
You've got a simple answer because to me, it's attended
to what this person said. They're like, hey, if if
how far back do you wait? Are they elderly? Now,
we don't work with any elderly people here that I
know of. We got one guy. We have one elderly

(02:09:44):
guy here, and that's the one that go okay. So
you you're saying that there's a very simple answer, yep, okay.
The answer is does that person know that you saw
them coming? You make that corner to swipe into the door.
If you don't look up, you don't make eye contact.
I see I go in. You pretend you never saw

(02:10:04):
the person. But if you look and you make eye contact,
you have to wait.

Speaker 5 (02:10:10):
Even if they're at the very end of the hall,
well maybe not very end, but if they're that you
said halfway, if they're at that halfway point.

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
I always wait. Yeah, But here's what I'm saying. The
not looking is a conscious decision. Yes, when I'm at
the door, I will kind of reflexively look down the
hall to see if somebody's coming. I never do. You're saying,
that's the mistake.

Speaker 5 (02:10:28):
That's the mistake, okay, because if you look up, someone's there,
now you gotta wait.

Speaker 2 (02:10:31):
But if you don't, Yeah, but I have. I didn't
even see it there. I have been the person at
the end of the hall and told them, don't worry
about it, go right ahead, you guys up to do.
Most people don't do that. I do that too. I
don't worry about it. I gotta I'm gonna stop at
the vending machine. I don't know, make something up. I'm
gonna do a lap. Yeah, I'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (02:10:50):
But like that that, yeah, I And then again people
will start with the jog and I'll be like, oh, no, no, no,
I got time.

Speaker 2 (02:10:56):
Yeah, you don't have. And meanwhile I'm like, just hurry up,
come on, let's go. Jogging's good, keep going. But I'm
trying to be nice. Plenty of time. I had nothing
else to do. This person says share kindness, be giving
of thanks. Allan's okay with everyone being an a hole? No,
it didn't. I didn't take that from what you say. No,

(02:11:18):
it's not like I'm over saying. I'm just saying like,
you're not gonna change If somebody's an a hole, you're
not gonna change them.

Speaker 5 (02:11:24):
You're just not You know, everybody wants to teach somebody
a lesson. Those lessons should have been taught a long
time ago, a long time ago. Nothing you're gonna do.
It's gonna change somebody who is an a hole. You
mentioned the bathroom, so I don't I don't get all
twisted about it. What about the bathroom, Well, you mentioned

(02:11:45):
the the stuff at the beginning of the show. You
talked about how the plumbers were here and all that stuff,
And because I have the memory of a goldfish, I
forgot that that had happened. So I went in to
use the bathroom and two of the stall doors were closed.
I blew a humongous fart, and there were two people

(02:12:06):
in the stalls because now they are all working functional, right,
So I blew a fart for an audience, And I
felt really bad about it because I try to not
do that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:12:17):
So you just because those stalls are generally inoperative, you
didn't even think.

Speaker 5 (02:12:22):
I didn't even think about it. Checked the feet, Nope. Yeah,
I just walked in. I was peeking and was like,
here we go, let a good one go. And I
heard a guy somebody laugh. It was a huge fart. Yeah,
And then I was like, I forgot all about it.
And it was two people in there, So two people
heard me fart and I and I and I kind
of recognized the sneakers. I think it was one of

(02:12:43):
the people here, Legore, I know the another one of
the sellers. I gotta have it moist, Gotta have it moist,
gotta have it moist.

Speaker 2 (02:12:56):
It was. I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 11 (02:12:57):
Why because.

Speaker 2 (02:13:00):
Unless they're listening right now. But I try to not
do that stuff. I understand that you say like they did,
they didn't know it was you.

Speaker 5 (02:13:06):
But even if you're sitting down, you know sometimes who's in.
I might have cleared my throat sound like myself.

Speaker 2 (02:13:13):
If you make if you make a verbal noise, if
you go ahem, they'll know it's you. If you just fart,
they don't know it's you. Yeah, I'm saying I might
have I don't know. I may have cleared my stroke.
He said, this isn't Rob by the way, Yeah, this
is Alan. Yeah, throw me out a bus. I don't
know anything. It's not me. Hey, this isn't Uh. I'm

(02:13:35):
not Rob.

Speaker 6 (02:13:37):
It's not me.

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
I didn't do it, all right, that one I did.
That one is me. That one in the middle of
those two, that was mine, not me. Gotta have it
moist Alan holding doors for people. I'm a grown ass man,
but I get kind of grumpy when somebody is walking
out right in front of me and doesn't even know

(02:14:00):
somebody behind them right open it just enough to get out,
and it's bumping me in the shoes.

Speaker 11 (02:14:06):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (02:14:07):
I understand being mildly annoyed. But I'm just like you.
Just if people are impolite, or if they're there are
so many people walking around that have no situational awareness,
they're not paying attention to what's going on. If something
does happen that they didn't want to happen, they hold
that there's so many people walking around, they got nowhere

(02:14:29):
to be all day to get there. That kind of thing.
I can't hold those. I just can't. It's it's just
it's too much to contend with to get pissed off
every time somebody because most people are walking around like
they get a head of lettuce on their neck. So
I'm like, okay, cool man, I'm fine. My arms work.

(02:14:50):
I will stop that door from hitting me in the face.
I will open it for myself. I will look behind
me to see if anybody's behind me, and then I'll
go about my day. I was just raised in such
a way that little gestures matter, I agree to. I
think it's in the details, man. I think I think
all that stuff's really important. It is other people don't,
and that's fine, and we're all coexisting, right, But that's why, Like,

(02:15:14):
but I just my bigger complaint is about the situational
awareness people who aren't paying attention at all to anything
around them. It goes beyond holding doors and things. Right,
It's like, you can't believe these people make it to
the end of every day and not get killed. Right,
You're like, Jesus, how do you operate in the world.

Speaker 5 (02:15:32):
Here's one. Let's say you're in a market. You're in
a grocery store, right, You've got a cart full of stuff.
You're doing your weekly shopping and behind you up comes
a I don't know, let's say, sixty five year old
couple and they have two items.

Speaker 13 (02:15:50):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (02:15:51):
I say, go ahead, of course you do. The amount
of time that I see people in stores not do
that for someone. It drives me crazy because again we've
established I notice things because I walk around angry all
the time.

Speaker 2 (02:16:06):
But when I see things like that, like, how do
you when you're a hammer everything looks like a nail?
That's right, But how do you not like, how do
you not acknowledge that?

Speaker 5 (02:16:13):
Like if you turn around and you make eye contact
with someone, Now, if all your stuff's already on the
the whatever, okay, then fine, that's different. But if you're
like the second person in line and you see that,
how don't you look at that person and go, you
gotta throw some pizza.

Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
I mean, I've had people look at me when I'm
standing there with a gallon of milk and something else
and they go go ahead.

Speaker 5 (02:16:30):
I go no, no, I'm in no rush you same
go ahead, same but in the gesture is still there,
Yeah they offered, right, I just I don't. I just
think people need to get back to a little bit
more of that, a little bit more kindness in that
way goes a long way.

Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
Alan If somebody's twenty feet behind you and you just
get into the elevator, do you hold the door open
or hit the door closed button? First of all, I
don't think the door closed button does anything. I think
it's like the button for the crosswalk. I don't think
it does anything. I think those things are on timers
and whatever. I will hold the elevator, yes, how long? Well,
this person just said, if somebody is like about twenty
feet behind you, that's not very far. Twenty feet is

(02:17:07):
in far? No, I would I would that. I would wait.
If somebody in the opposite end of the usually there's
an elevator bank, I'm like, they can get another one.
But if they're not far behind me, yes, of course
I'll hold it open. And if if it's a little
bit further than that, I'm hitting the button. Come on,
come on, come on, come see somebody else texts me
and goes. When I see somebody holding the door for me,
I purposely walk slower. See why I hate when people

(02:17:30):
hold the door for me when I'm clearly able to
open a door on my own, you know, But it's
not an indictment of you. Yeah, they're not. They're not
trying to. How do they know anything about you? I
can open a door on my own. Okay, congratulations, you
have arms and hands. Good for you.

Speaker 4 (02:17:46):
The Allen Carr Show on one.

Speaker 17 (02:17:53):
Press the yellow button to begin enjoying your Allan what
is an Alan show?

Speaker 4 (02:17:59):
And WMMS.

Speaker 2 (02:18:08):
Oh yeah, hey, congrats By the way to Kevin Bauer
sock out in Jeromesville. That's out there, boy, like a
few hundred people in Jeromesville. I think you got those
Queen's Rike tickets. I will have more for you tomorrow
and playing Queen's Ke tonight. Sorry, Saturday night. One of
the throwbacks I'm gonna throw in for you on our

(02:18:30):
metal show two hours to midnight or old Queen's Reike
right before they got into the Aquinet. Two hours of
midnight is our metal show Saturday nights. It is rarer
that we'll get preempted by Calves basketball than we did
for Guardians baseball, but it does happen, but we'll be there.
It's Saturday night, ten to midnight, me and Corey Rodick

(02:18:52):
and Pet Butler two hours of nothing but metal. So
if you like that, send a request. We always take those.
Play a lot of local medal play, a lot of throwbacks,
some brand new stuff. At these girls from Austin who
are called d Spitz and I cannot get enough, Gonna
play them, Gonna play Nate Palm Death, Gonna play Kubla

(02:19:13):
Khan t X who blew my wig off at incarceration.
I think they had the misfortune of being in town
last the same night as Sleep Token. Now those are
two very different fan bases, but you know that was
a sold out arena show that sleep Tooken is doing
anyway Saturday night two hours to midnight. Starts, as the
name implies, at ten pm here on MMS. If you

(02:19:37):
listen to us on iHeartRadio, tell me where. If you're
from out of state. Eric is in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Kevin listens in Miami, Florida. Caitlin is one of our
many bureau chiefs in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Wade is in Weirton,
West Virginia. That's good. If you're a fan of alliteration

(02:20:00):
and Jay Zapp listens down in Laredo, Texas. You can
drop us messages there too.

Speaker 4 (02:20:05):
What's up, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Sorry if it's a little loud. Him in the car.

Speaker 5 (02:20:09):
I'm listening to the podcast from yesterday and Alan, you
keep playing that Steely Dan Kevin Gates mashup and I
cannot get enough of it.

Speaker 4 (02:20:16):
I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (02:20:17):
It's so goddamn catchy. All right, hate the show, Love
you guys. Bite is catchy. Saturday Night, Rob, I can't wait.
Kevin Gates without the Steely Dana company man probably not
gonna play this book. She's not gonna play the mashup

(02:20:38):
that that one dude did. But it is catchy, catchy
as balls. Even the original one is good. Oh so good?
What are you kidding me? This sounds like ten years
old now. Anyway, Kevin Gates is at Jacob Pavilion on Saturday,

(02:21:00):
and I can't wait. Is he gonna do that song
about Drill and his cousin? He did have relations with
his cout before either of them knew. His grandma had
to tell him and hey, that's your cousin. Didn't stop.
He's like, look, I just met you buck naked. Why
are we going to stop now?

Speaker 1 (02:21:21):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:21:22):
If you found out that someone was your third cousin,
I think that's what he said. I think that's what
it was. If you found out someone was your third cousin, right,
People run into this. I shouldn't say a lot, but
you know, with DNA testing and all that, especially adopted people,
you know, they might not know who their parents were.
They have an extra layer of concern there. Yeah, that's

(02:21:46):
somebody that they might meet depending on their situation. You
know you are you in the same town, are you
in things like that? There's been situations people are like, yeah,
I didn't realize I was marrying my cousin because I
was adopted and I didn't know my heritage or whatever.
But Kevin Gates, unwittingly, according to him, got himself into

(02:22:10):
uh a relationship with his third cousin, and then once
that was revealed to him, he's like, we're not stopping
that good. Good was too good, Rob, She knew how
to throw it around. Uh huh so yeah, Saturday Night.
But you're right that steely Dan mashup with Kevin Gates

(02:22:31):
is catchy as hell. Remember the band Heim Yes, the
girls they're still around. I shouldn't remember. They had a
song called The Wire and it shows up on Rolling
Stone has dropped another one of these lists. Did you
have you seen this? Rolling Stone has dropped the two
hundred and fifty best Songs so far of the twenty

(02:22:54):
first century. I did, Now, with two hundred and fifty songs,
how are you not going to make the list? I
know there's been a lot of songs, but they're not
gonna do super deep dives. I don't think I always
go right to who just squeaked in? Who's number two
hundred and fifty? When you're faced with all these songs.
The editors of Rolling Stone said, all right, we'll start

(02:23:16):
here and then we'll go down to number one. Train
Drops of Jupiter comes in at number two hundred and fifty,
but The Wire from Him comes in at fifty. That's
not bad. That's a good song, Mber a Wire. This
song's probably ten years old, right. The girls are rocking

(02:23:38):
some busted grills. Boy, those Him girls, they're talented, they're good.
Twenty thirteen I think was the Wire. And I don't
know if two hundred and fifty songs is fodder for
people to argue about what should or shouldn't be on here.
That's a lot of songs, sure is. There's something for everybody, really,

(02:24:00):
So I see who just got in, and then I
want to see what the top ten are noy break
him down? You got a Rollingstone dot com up at
the top. There you can go by like, you know,
one hundred at a clip, and if you're in the
two hundreds, like who really cares? You know, it's when
you get to maybe the last one hundred that you care.

(02:24:20):
And so I peeped the last twenty five and number
twenty five is ninety nine Problems from jay Z, which
is a good song and have no complaints from me.
A lot of people don't remember it the way some
other people remember it. You haven't got problems of the
Buffy song. I got ninety nine problems on a bit change. Well,

(02:24:43):
now that's before jay Z kind of really started to
feel himself. Yeah, jay Z, ninety nine problems di Angelo?
Remember the d Angelo song from back in the day
when he was naked in the video? Yeah? What was it?
It's called how does It Feel? It was technically untitled
from two thousand. Okay, yeah, no, I remember the song.
I just couldn't remember what it was calling. I know
why Chapel Roone, Pink Pony Club. That's where number twenty three?

Speaker 4 (02:25:09):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (02:25:12):
Are you? Oh my god?

Speaker 7 (02:25:13):
It is?

Speaker 2 (02:25:14):
Yeah, that's just ridiculous, is it though, Yes, Like I
literally have no sense of that. I mean, it's a
big song, huge hit. There's a lot of huge hits.
See Chapel Roone. And again, I don't know much about her.
I know a couple of her songs. I would know
her to see her. I know she's very popular. There's
something about her that doesn't strike me as somebody who's

(02:25:34):
going to be around in twenty years. There's a lot
of pop stars I can see. I go that person's
gonna have a big career, right. I could see Sabrina
Carpenter sticking around. Billie Eilish is gonna be around for
a long time. Yeah, Chapelone isn't something. And I don't
know why. I don't have any Crystal Ball in this stup.
There's just something about her. I'm like, I don't know
she's going to be around that long. I agree, I

(02:25:55):
don't know if she seems too contrived or and I
could be way off. I don't know. And of the
business is very different now. Lady Gaga Bad Romance number
twenty one. Yeah, these are this is these are Rolling
Stone did the two hundred and fifty songs of the
Best Songs of the twenty first century so far. Again,

(02:26:15):
I don't know how any big song is not on
this list, but they do this. That's a lot of songs.

Speaker 5 (02:26:20):
The only time people talk about Rolling Stone is when
they release these lists.

Speaker 2 (02:26:25):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:26:25):
So that's all this is. Like, you look at the
top ten is ridiculous. Eighty gaga gega, It's completely ridiculous.
Do you think the top ten is ridiculous?

Speaker 2 (02:26:36):
Insane? Yeah, okay, let's see here, Top ten of the
twenty things century Thinking about You from Frank Ocean, great
song Britney Spears Toxic number nine, fine, okay, Radiohead idio
Tech number eight. No, Yeah, that's a boy, I mean

(02:26:58):
with respect. You know, my son as multiple Radiohead tattoos.
He is a ride or Die for Greenwood in York
and Company. But they just never scratch me where I
itch boy.

Speaker 5 (02:27:11):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:12):
I literally like one or two Radiohead songs. It's just
not the eighth best song of this of the centuries
last years. Yeah, all right? By Kendrick Lamar. That's an
easy putt. I mean you could throw a dart at
one of his songs that go. This is one of
the best songs of the New Century without Question, Dancing

(02:27:34):
on my Own by Robin I like her work with Royksop,
big fan of them. I could take her. But again,
she's a big, big deal from Sweden. She's one of
the few people from over there to kind of really like,
you know, plant her feet the rest of the world.

Speaker 5 (02:27:50):
Yeah, to your point, with this many songs, they can
go well, I mean, look, Eminem's Lose Yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:27:55):
Was that thirty nine?

Speaker 5 (02:27:56):
We acknowledged it, Like if that's not a better song
than Chapel Rone, I mean, come on, Like, what are
they using for fort like making these.

Speaker 2 (02:28:09):
Happen on this list? That's what I'm saying, Like aside
from aside from us like going over it and rolling
our eyes or whatever. I'm always interested. I would love
to be like part of the process of how they
collate the songs, how they group them. You know, a
room full of editors for Rolling Stone who go, okay,
we start with nothing, we gotta find two hundred fifty songs,
and then you go, this one should be here. I mean,

(02:28:33):
obviously everyone can agree that the mere notion of ranking
music is crazy, but they use they must use some
kind of criteria. Taylor Swift all too Well is number five,
and that's a song.

Speaker 5 (02:28:45):
That's that's like a sleeper song too, because that was
never even released as a single.

Speaker 4 (02:28:49):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (02:28:50):
It was basically just an album thing, and it took
off when she redid the uh when they owned all
of her old stuff and she re recorded everything right,
all too Well. She made like twenty minute version of it, Okay,
that's what. Yeah, there was like a video that went
along with it. It was like a short movie.

Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
It was the longest number one song in history. It
had been American Pie. All Too Well is at ten
minutes is the longest number one hit in history. It's
a good song. It's great. But the fans love, like
you said, it was never a hit or even a single.
The fans love it yep, screaming it at the shows.
And you've got the killers, mister Brightside, which that song

(02:29:28):
is the bud light of beers, right like it is
made to appeal to everyone ever hear it never yeah,
and anywhere you go if it's on, you see old
people bobbing their heads and kids are singing it out
loud like it's just one of those songs. Number twenty six.

Speaker 5 (02:29:46):
And then when you go through the list of like
the top ten that you're talking about right now, there's
four songs you've never heard.

Speaker 2 (02:29:51):
Yeah, Seven Nation Army by White Stripes is number four,
great song. Yeah, I do like the I do like
the audio Slave version Chris Cornell can do no wrong
when they used to do seven Nation Army live. Have
you ever got to see Audio Slave live? So goddamn good.

(02:30:18):
So that was short hair Chris Cornell, so there was
more air getting to his scalp. Number three, Crazy and
Love Beyonce jay Z. That's a twenty two year old song.

(02:30:43):
Number two, Maps by the Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now I
love that song. Why it's number two? I have no idea.
I don't think i've ever heard this song. You've never
heard Maps? See I love Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:30:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:30:55):
Yeahs man, you never heard Maps? No? I mean it
might not be number two, but it was a hit
where it's all over the alternive radio and I was
working alternative radio. You never you've never heard Maps. I've
never heard that song?

Speaker 8 (02:31:13):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (02:31:14):
Was that anyway?

Speaker 5 (02:31:15):
Was that the hook of it when you just played yeah,
I've never I have never heard that song in my life.

Speaker 11 (02:31:21):
Say say say.

Speaker 2 (02:31:28):
Karen O is super foxy and you know Wow, she
was dating a dude in another band and she was
trying to get mister ground. And then number one is
get your freak on. Great song on the Rolling Stone.
They're two hundred and fifty best songs of the twenty

(02:31:53):
first century so far. One. Yeah, this is before this
is right before she got super skinny, right. Yeah, this
was kind of like when Missy Elliott still had some
cakes and she had like the soccer mom hair, you know. Yeah,
she was wearing like a garbage bag.

Speaker 4 (02:32:12):
In the video.

Speaker 2 (02:32:14):
She was doing it before Billie Eilish made it cool. Yeah,
great song man number one, Rob.

Speaker 5 (02:32:22):
This was a huge song. And this is a tough
one to argue. If you look at like if they're
looking at like sales, if they're looking at airplay, if
you know all.

Speaker 2 (02:32:31):
Those things, I'm curious what they're using as Yeah yeah,
yeah yeah. At number two, I'm like, really like, I
love the song. But and granted, my knowledge of you know,
pop music is thin at best, and if you're gonna
do a thing of two hundred and fifty songs, it's

(02:32:52):
gonna be pop heavy. But there it is. I can
get your freaking Joe. Yeah, I saw Missy Elliott one
time live and I don't remember. It wasn't like a
Lilith Fair type thing. Didn't they try to throw her
on one of those kinds of tours like they did

(02:33:13):
a was it last night the ice Cube was in
town or the night before? I wanted to only forgot
about that, And we're downtown and you can kind of
you kind of get an idea of who's in town
based on you see walking around, like what hell's going
on tonight? Because that Shaka Khan thing was just I
was like, oh damn it, ice Cube.

Speaker 5 (02:33:29):
I saw a dude standing in the garage wearing an
NWA T shirt as I was leaving, and I went, yeah,
I wanted to go to that show so bad.

Speaker 2 (02:33:39):
I love ice Cube. We're in a we're in a
weird spot now in Cleveland because there's a couple of
new venues where there are too many shows now coming
through right you can't keep up with them. For a while,
it was kind of like, oh, how come this tour
never comes to Cleveland or go somewhere else? And there's
still some that do that, but like there there's there's

(02:34:03):
like amazing shows now every night. Yeah, yeah, ice Cube
would have been uh that would have been I love
Cube again. I'm just I'm just scrolling just to see
what they put where.

Speaker 5 (02:34:15):
It's gonna make you mad the more you miss Jackson
by Outcast at one eighty four. Yeah, I mean, come on, dude,
Archie Marry Me by the Band always number one forty nine.
It's like eight people who know that song. I just like,
how do you take a song like that and go, yeah,
that should be up close toward two hundred. It's not

(02:34:35):
that great. I mean it's no maps by the Yeah, yeah,
yeahs well, few songs are wrong, say say same lame.

Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
And then it really gets going. At the end of
it just devolves into the guitars and drum. He says
man's past. They're not around.

Speaker 8 (02:35:03):
Anymore of it.

Speaker 2 (02:35:04):
Nick Zinner is a great guitarist AnyWho. That's fun.

Speaker 4 (02:35:09):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven called
The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 2 (02:35:16):
It's for living out radio workplace fantasies. And if I
have to explain that to you, it's clear you don't
deserve it.

Speaker 3 (02:35:22):
Two six seven eight one double O seven or one
eight three four eight one double O seven.

Speaker 2 (02:35:38):
Boy, you want to talk about shows? I can't believe
I missed Stereo Lab. Was it the Globe Iron last night?
You hit the stereoleb at all? No, And this song's
probably thirty years old, but very all over the place.
They're kind of like French British avant garde or whatever
they sold to joint out. Somebody texted me yesterday you
can be at the Globeyron tonight, and I was like,

(02:35:59):
I didn't. I didn't clock what they were talking about.
But I don't think they've ever played Cleveland before, and
it was on my calendar a while back and it
just got lost in the shuffle. I'm like, a damn it.
Can you believe I missed this band? Rob and Yeah
at the Globe Iron? I know I knew a metal

(02:36:21):
show right Well, you missed ice Cube, but you might Yeah,
damn it. It's too many shows, Kevin Gates on Saturday.
You got to figure something out for tomorrow night. You
know Tim Disney is going to be on the show tomorrow.
I wonder if he made it the Stereo Lab. Hmm,

(02:36:42):
you can ask him. Yeah, I'm bummed I missed that one.

Speaker 6 (02:36:46):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:36:46):
He will make his triumphant return to the program tomorrow. However,
it hasn't been on the show in a long time.
I figured we ran into each other a while ago
and I was like, hey, should come back on, well,
chop it up, see what's going on. But yeah, I
wish I had followed up with that person who texted
me yesterday and asked if I was gonna be at
the Globe Iron, because it would have been like, what
do you mean? And then they would have reminded me.

(02:37:08):
But I don't think they've ever played Cleveland before and
they've been around a long time, brand new venue, sold
out show. Ah Rob, I'm crestfallen. I'm sorry. Oh ah oh.
Calves basketball tonight, how about that? You know they started

(02:37:31):
the preseason against the Chicago Bulls here in Cleveland, lost
by one point, So the Calves are going to try
to get over on him on their home court, the
United Center. That's tonight tip off at eight seven thirty
pre game, and then a couple more preseason games against
Boston and Detroit before the regular season starts in a
couple of weeks October twenty second in New York against

(02:37:54):
the Knicks. They won't come home to start the season
until the twenty sixth against the mill Milwaukee Bucks.

Speaker 5 (02:38:01):
It's gonna be a Sunday night a few weeks away,
So calves Basketball Tonight live from Chicago in the shadow
of the Michael Jordan's statue, eight o'clock on.

Speaker 2 (02:38:14):
The buzzard and on the iHeartRadio app m uh and
you can leave messages there too. I hope y'all doing
wonderful Taste. Part two.

Speaker 18 (02:38:25):
I've messed with my boss, remember the racist bigot?

Speaker 4 (02:38:28):
Uh.

Speaker 18 (02:38:29):
I say biggot because he's actually a pastor, and then says,
screw those immigrant immigrant children.

Speaker 2 (02:38:33):
And I'm like, ah, no, I'm good, that's maggot's job.

Speaker 18 (02:38:36):
But anyway, moving forward, I put laxatives in his coffee.
Now we're doing chemical warfare and the fun continues. All right,
y'all have a good one.

Speaker 5 (02:38:46):
All right, Listen, I mean I feel like, yes, I mean,
does this make us accomplished to be a party to this?

Speaker 2 (02:38:53):
No? I don't know who this person is. No, I know,
but does he also think like he doesn't have a
voice and perhaps someone that knows him or maybe so
it seems like a bad idea to be talking about.

Speaker 5 (02:39:05):
I don't want to be asking too many questions, Ron,
because implicate us.

Speaker 11 (02:39:10):
And when you think it's just a poop, but it
comes out like soup.

Speaker 4 (02:39:14):
Diarrhea, diarrhea when.

Speaker 2 (02:39:18):
You're talking to your mom. Man, it drivels from your bomb. Diarrhea,
diarrhea when you thought it was a fuck, but laid
a heavy shot, diary, laid a heavy shot, laid a
heavy shirt. Do you remember herschel Walker. Yes, this guy

(02:39:38):
I think ran for senate or something in Georgia. He
was a football player.

Speaker 7 (02:39:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:39:45):
The guy's just dumb as a brick. But Trump loves
him because he's also been accused of sexual assault and
that's kind of Trump's wheelhouse, so he It didn't matter
to anybody involved on the Magasi that this guy couldn't
put two syllables together when he was running for senate.
But listen, if you stick around long enough, they will

(02:40:08):
repay you with something entirely and not deserved anyway, herschel
Walker is now now again this isn't exactly like a
marquee gig, but he is. They made him the ambassador
to the Bahamas. All right, imagine you're somebody.

Speaker 5 (02:40:26):
Over there, you know you're you're part of the government
of the Bahamas, and here comes herschel Walker.

Speaker 2 (02:40:34):
You roll out the red carpet for this guy. They
haven't had an ambassador to the Bahamas in quite some time.
The last one that we had, I think it was
when Obama was president, and the ambassador at the time
was I think she I don't know she was. Then
she's married to the CEO of Netflix now, Ted Sarandos's

(02:40:56):
wife was the ambassador to the Bahamas. I don't know. Again,
it's not a marquee gig, and granted, ambassadorships are usually
handed in any administration to donors, right like when I
think Obama was president, or when Biben was president, I
think he made Ram Emmanuel the ambassador to Ireland something

(02:41:17):
like that. So you know, when when you're in any administration,
irrespective a party, you kind of hand out ambassadorships to
people who give you a lot of money, or people
who are close friends, or you know, when people are
jockeying for position. I don't imagine that herschel Walker said
I'd really love to be the ambassador to the Bahamas.

(02:41:39):
They're just throwing this guy a bone, because again, anybody
in the magaverse who's widely perceived to be like incompetent
or a terrible person or whatever, boy, they line up.
They can't get enough of these losers. And so he's
going to be over there talking to the Bahamas. I

(02:42:00):
don't know what that entails. He might do a great job.
I don't know. Played for the Dallas Cowboys, of course,
many many years ago. And they like to bring up
a lot about his personal life. You know, his ex
wife said he tried to shoot her in the head,
and two girlfriends he had he pressured him to have abortions,

(02:42:20):
even though when he was running for Senate he was
ah Man Ti abortion. Most of those guys are right,
and then he had a bunch of kids with road
beef whatever. None of that has anything to do with
whether or not you can do the job of being
an ambassador. I want him to start this immediately so

(02:42:41):
I can follow along with what's I have never paid
that close attention to the Bahamas, and I've been to
the Bahamas two or three times. Should have asked, who's
your ambassador here? But think about all of the famous
because to the best of my knowledge, this is just like,
you know, hand in your buddy a thing, because he

(02:43:01):
doesn't have any connection to the Bahamas. And there are
famous people whose families are from the Bahamas, and you
think that makes more sense. Maybe they probably don't want
to be associated with Trump. But like Clay Thompson, right,
I don't think he's on Golden State anymore. Who's Clay
Thompson played for now? Is he still playing? That's the
I thought he was. But he went to the he

(02:43:24):
went to the Maps. I think I think Klay Thompson
went to Dallas if he's playing, but he you know,
people started to pay attention to him in that championship
run with the Golden State Wars. He's Bahamian. Sidney Pottier,
I think is the most famous, but he's dead, and
to the best of my knowledge, you can't nominate dead
people for ambassadorships. Lenny Kravitz his moms from the Bahamas.

(02:43:50):
Remember the show's sister sister uh huh Tia and Tamara Maori,
the twins, their families Bahamian Rick Fox guy was a Laker.
He's from the Bahamas. None of those guys and women,
why not Klay Thompson is with the MAVs, all right,

(02:44:11):
any one of those people could have been ambassadors to
the Bahamas. But what about the Baha men, rob it's
in their names the Baha Men are from the Bahamas.
You imagine how amazing it would be if Trumpet said,
my ambassador to the Bahamas are the Baha Men. I

(02:44:32):
mean that would it would make sense?

Speaker 4 (02:44:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:44:38):
By the way, my favorite fact about the Baha Men
is when they were younger, they began as the Baja Boys,
and then they just updated their name is that, you know,
the band boys to men here m hm. They kind
of got them both in there. They're like, well, we
were boys, but now we're becoming men. Would makes sense,
the Baha Boys, we should have done the same thing

(02:45:00):
the Backstreet Men, right, yeah, okay, you think peop would
have gone to see the Backstreet Men? Yeah, okay, I
mean their men.

Speaker 7 (02:45:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:45:11):
Well, the Baja Boys got going in the mid seventies,
but they didn't have a big old hit until Who
Let the Dogs Out? And that was probably was that
late nineties or were we into the two thousands with
Who Let the Dogs Out?

Speaker 6 (02:45:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:45:23):
God, I would I'm going to say early two thousands. Okay,
July of two thousand, so you're pretty much right now
that better be on the list of the two fifty. No,
that's for the New century, right, Yeah, Well, then I
started with two thousand Oh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah,

(02:45:44):
you're right now again. My only exposure to the Baha Men,
I've told the story is when they played the seventh
inning stretch at Fenway Park. I did my show for
a week in Boston, the first time I ever went
to Fenway Park and the Baja Men were performing, And
so the song is only a few years old by then.
This would have been like two thousand and two or three,

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who Let the Dogs Out? Dude, Dude over, dude, the
Baha Men are.

Speaker 5 (02:46:12):
Over at Fenway Pack You're playing who Let the Dogs Out?

Speaker 4 (02:46:16):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (02:46:19):
I don't think I've ever heard this full song. I
didn't even pay attention when they were performing this full song.
Ladies and shrouble them, please direct your attention to the
pictures vowels of the cutter field of.

Speaker 6 (02:46:38):
The Man of the Lamb.

Speaker 2 (02:46:40):
Anyway, why not make the Baja Men ambassadors to the Bahamas?
But not the case. It's gonna be herschel Walker. They
speaking of the Bahamas. By the way, you might remember
if you go back far enough with the James Bond movies.

(02:47:02):
I think the first two or three of them they
shot in the Bahamas, and like Doctor No. Or didn't
they shoot all those in the Bahamas? You're talking about
those of the cones and yeah, like the early ones
like Thunderball, if not just the early ones. They've shot
in the Bahamas for James Bond movies on a lot

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of occasions. As it's beautiful. Yeah, like I think if
you go to Nasau, there's like a James Bond tour
or something gorgeous. It's so delightful. And tell Leva, don't
mind if you hit someone with an open hand, and
there's plenty of places to shit. I could sit over there,
I could sit over there. There's chairs that every so yeah,
Thunderball back in the day they did it with Casino

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Royale with Daniel Craig, the Thunderball Grotto. Anyway, people were
flipping out because apparently Amazon scrubbed so they had James
Bond artwork for streaming James Bond movies and they took
the gun out of his hand. Did you see that graphic?

(02:48:08):
People were flipping out because they took the traditional was
that Walter P. P Kay the James Bond gun. They
took it out of a graphic with Sean Connery from
Doctor No and his hand just looked weird, like an
AI hand. Here, I'll show it to you if you're
watching the live stream. On the right, there is the
original one with him holding the gun like his arms
are crossed and he's holding the gun so the barrels

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peeking out finger on the trigger, and they removed They
did an updated graphic and they removed the gun. This
was in the UK and James Bond Day was October
the fifth, and people flipped out. Haro, can you I
love the same people who scream about erasing history when

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it comes to James Bond. Boy, they got no problem
with erasing lots of other bit of far more important
history than James Bond. But anyway, I guess Amazon switched
it back. This was their cracker barrel logo, if you will.
But what I can't figure out. This isn't the first
time that's ever been done. I remember when they were

(02:49:14):
like airbrushing the gun out of Pierce Brosnan's hand. Yeah, right,
Like this is just an updated AI thing because his
hand looks real weird, and you know, because they had
to take his finger. They had to move his finger
from off the trigger to just with the rest of
his rest of his hand. But this is not like
a new thing that they removed the gun from a

(02:49:37):
James Bond or any other poster where somebody's got a gun. Yeah,
like remember this, here's the when the air brushed it
Golden Eye on the live stream here lower left, when they.

Speaker 5 (02:49:50):
Air brushed it out of Pierce Brosnan's hand. It's just
him like holding a fist. Yeah, like he's getting ready to.

Speaker 2 (02:50:00):
Have some fun. Amazon have removed the guns from their
Bond posters, aid one British columnist, giving the impression that
Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you're a wanker. Ooh,
that's the height of British insult. You're a wanker. He's
a wanker. He's a wanker. He wanks over then he's

(02:50:23):
not even carrying a gun.

Speaker 11 (02:50:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:50:27):
They would probably never do something like this for Amazon
in the US. If anything, they'd put more guns in
his hand, right, have one coming out of his collar,
one in each hand, tattooed on his cheeks, sticking out
of his ears. You gotta know your audience, that's the
most important thing. Alan, I'd rather see cool in the

(02:50:51):
short list of friends he keeps up with if you're
talking about changing band names. Oh, I get it. M
I see what he did. Player for the Yankees name
Jazz chisholm is Bahaman. Well guess what he gets to
go back home to the Bahamas because they're not playing
baseball anymore. Yeah, Rama Manuel, Ambassador to Japan. Thank you

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devotion accuracy for people keeping score at home. Let's see.
Jaws two was also filmed in the Bahamas. I really
remember Jaws two. I remember Jaws one obviously because it's
a classic. Yeah, and then I remember Jaws three because

(02:51:37):
it was terrible and it was in three D and
that's all I needed. When I was like twelve years old,
it was Dennis Quaid, it was Lewis Gossitt Junior, and
it was not sophisticated. In the eighties they were kind
of trying to bring back three D. It was huge
in the fifties and sixties, and then it went away
for a long time because movies were just doing different things.

(02:51:58):
But in the eighties, for whatever reason, there were a
lot of movies that came back. There was this resurgence
of three D movies. So there was Jaws three D.
By the way, These were movies that like weren't shot
in three D, so they were like, oh, let's just
make it three D. There was Friday the thirteenth, Part three,
there was a movie called Metal Storm. They were all

(02:52:19):
terrible movies. The only hook was that they were in
three D. And I'm not sure why. Maybe the technology
got better, but I was like, why did three D
come back in the eighties? So I remember Jaws three
d's there was a scene where a guy goes diving
after the shark and something bad happens to him, but

(02:52:40):
you don't know what. And then they cut to a
scene of some other people outside the tank trying to
find this guy, and here comes his severed arm rob
floating in the air towards your face. And again, you know,
wasn't crazy phisticated as far as the technology went. You know,

(02:53:06):
Friday the thirteen three D that was fun. There was
a scene where he's over on the dock and he
you're from the pov of the woman he's trying to kill,
and he shoots a harpoon gun and the harpoon comes
towards your face and you're in the theater like, huh, oh,
I got oh, it's a harpoon in my face. Huh,

(02:53:26):
but it was fun while it lasted, and now we
gotta go. Jaws two still had Roy Schneider. Roys Scheider
was in Jaws two. By the time they got to
three and four, it was like the woman who played
his wife was the only one left, Lorraine Gary. Yeah,
but Jaws three was like Dennis quay Lewis gots like
it had some people in it, and then one of

(02:53:47):
them was Michael Kane, Right, Jaws the Revenge or Jaws four.
He was like, the movie paid for me house. Yeah,
people are like that movie was terrible, right, he goes, Oh,
of course it was terrible, but it paid for my house.

Speaker 3 (02:53:59):
And now I much is the Brady Bunch is on
and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 4 (02:54:06):
Get at it.

Speaker 14 (02:54:07):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:54:28):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you. And with all narratives, remember obedience paid.

Speaker 4 (02:54:41):
And when you watch that.

Speaker 14 (02:54:43):
Davy screen, remember it works both ways. You disappear in
a wink. Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into
the blue. Big my brother is watching you.