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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
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Speaker 4 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
What's you yea, I'm gonna see a lot of cocks
on TV.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
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Speaker 5 (00:23):
What's about you?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
By I thank you full. It would be a crazy
Let's take a coffee ticket and you'll just take it with.

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A safety group.

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Speaker 8 (00:36):
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Speaker 7 (00:42):
Allen Cox.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Here we go, He'll add, he'll be trying.

Speaker 9 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
double U. M ms.

Speaker 8 (01:02):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I got to make sure all my equipment is straightened out, Rob.
We're on camera here every day on our YouTube channel
for the show, and I don't want any of my
equipment to be a skew. I want to make a
good impression for anybody who might be checking out the
show for the first time, which certainly seems counterintuitive. You know,

(01:25):
in a week it would be my sixteenth anniversary.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Wumms. Hard to believe.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That anybody would be checking it out for the first time,
but you never know, and I certainly wouldn't want them
to check in and see me with a microphone all askew.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
They go, well, this guy just start or something. His
microphone pointed the other way. You can't even hear buck properly.
That is a no proper microphone place. But the hell's
going on?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Or do they teach that American bartending college. Hey, my
name is Alan Cox. Thanks for being here, whether it's
your first time or you're one hundred and nine one
thousandth minute. Rob Anthony is right over there. Jess is
back in studio. G hell, you will chat with her

(02:10):
before you chat with us, and I have to assume
that it could easily be one of the most meaningful
few seconds of your week. How do you answer the phone,
Alan Cox Show? Do you say this is Jess? Sometimes?

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now, how do you determine whether or not you I
identify yourself or not? Just to move?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
It just comes out with the mood of the moment.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, Sometimes she'll go, Hey, Alan Cox Show, what
the f do you want one of those?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Alan Cox Show? This is Ryan? What Ryan?

Speaker 10 (02:47):
Somebody yesterday didn't know it was me, And then finally
they were like, wait, are you jess Yep?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I sure, I am. I'm robbed with a cold. I
should oh was wet and sloppy this morning, wet and
sloppy and sloppy all the way through wet and sloppy,
And it's going back to snow tonight. And I might
be getting my car back in the next couple of days. Right,
I hadn't heard from and they've been very diligent, but

(03:12):
I had literally hadn't heard from the guy, and so
I texted her. I called yesterday actually, and he's like,
I was just going to text you later on today,
putting the last couple of we're crossing the t's and
dot in the eye. So there's a chance that I
may get my car back tomorrow, in which case I
got to get it right into Conrads and have my

(03:34):
snow tires swapped on. But very wet, very sloppy this morning,
and sloppy and on the way in. And then of
course tonight rob is the iHeart Christmas party.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
And it came to my attention very early this morning.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mentioned earlier in the week that the Lovely Dougie
had been really putting on.

Speaker 6 (03:56):
The full court press as she does ye for.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Me to truncate this program so that I can spend
more time at the Christmas party.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
She does this to me every year.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
And furthermore, her attitude to me, because we do go
way back. Her attitude to me is one of like,
I'm a jerk because I want to do my show
rather than go to the Christmas party. Right, Yeah, that's
her whole vibe when she talks to me, Hey, you should,
and my answer is always listen. I wouldn't expect anybody

(04:33):
to I wouldn't expect anybody to accommodate this program. But
they do have the Christmas party when my show is
on the air, correct.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
I wouldn't expect them to.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Take everyone else here and go, We're going to do
it at different time so ALAN can come like they
don't care. But that's when it happens. And I said,
they ain't paying me to go to Christmas parties. However,
it came to my attention this morning from every possible direction.
People were from the some of our colleagues and peers

(05:05):
all the way up to the big bosses were really
making it clear that they wanted us to truncate this
program so that we could get to the Christmas party earlier,
as though they had no vested interest rob in maintaining
the integrity of dare I say it a number one

(05:25):
radio show right so at their behest I and again
this is no edict, but I'm trying to accommodate in
ways that I can. We will end to the program
one segment early today. So I know some I give
people whiplash sometimes because I will just I'll play a
best of segment and I want, I like to call

(05:46):
the audience's attention to it, because who cares. If you
figure out that it's something old, you'll go do whatever
you gotta do. But we will end the program before
the five fifty segment today, So the last segment of
the show will be a sum of segment. And again,
so we'll go around the corner to the party and
we'll get a dragging their rob by his ankles.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Jess.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
We'll introduce Jess everybody, So that'll be good. That's like
an that's like a that's a valuable thing rather than
just us going. Although I gotta tell you really do
want to try that. iHeart Cosmo that I'm still gonna
be there for about the same amount of time I
know you will regards the time you get there, You've
got thirty minutes. You think I'm valuable, Yeah, I think,

(06:29):
I think. I think we think introducing you to people's value, well,
you get to determine your value.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Jest.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
We've brought you on this program, and obviously I don't
do that lightly so, but Rob's right, we have no
idea how valuable you are. That's five pennies.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Yeah, they're not even making those anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
But we were listening to Yeah, we were listening to
I don't know what we were listening to. This morning,
I was taking my daughter to school and they were
talking about how the last pennies have come off the line. Yeah,
then I'm making them anymore. We talked about this, and
my daughter's like, they're not there's no pennies anymore, and
I go, well, they're not manufacturing pennies anymore because they caught.
They've been trying to get rid of the penny for
a while. Oh yeah, and it costs more to make

(07:08):
them than they're worth. Obviously they're worth a cent, but
they cost more than that. And so I was explaining
to her, I said, but there's millions and millions and
millions of pennies in circulation, so they're not going anywhere
for a while. And so she was like, what's going
to take its place? And I said, well, nothing is
going to take its place. But obviously then the nickel
would be, you know, the next largest coin denomination of coin,

(07:35):
although I fully expect the President will probably say that
he's going to introduce a two cent coin just he'll
have something to put his face on.

Speaker 11 (07:43):
Well, I think it was a dollar coin or something,
wasn't it They wanted to put on whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Something with him, Oh ahead, But yeah, so the penny.
She was flummixed by that whole thing. I started my
day this morning rob by breaking a bottle in my garage.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
That was a lot of fun. I didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It was purely by accident, but it was a bottle
of beer that was on the I was getting something
I was finishing, you know, I put everything my daughter's
backpack before I take her to school, make sure she
has her lunch in her water and and her beer. Yep,
she likes Mick Ultra and I you know, she listened.
She likes what she likes she's nine. It's never too early.

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And I don't know how it happened. I had put
her I have a drink fridge in the in the
garage there's a lot of people do, and it's shorter one,
and I had put her backpack beyond it because I
was putting a little snack in the front pocket. And
I guess it brushed against the bottle of beer and
I didn't see it or feeling, and it came right
off the thing and shattered. And I was displeased, boy,

(08:44):
because I was on my way out the door. So
my garage smells like a bar now, and so I'm
out there, I'm cursing, and I'm sweeping up broken glass
in the garage and it was just that wasn't the
way I wanted to start my day. And then I
get down because waste not wanting not to get down
on my hands and knees, and I'm licking the beer
off garage floor.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
And then when you know what, Rob, I cut my
tongue on one of those pieces of glass.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I didn't know she was going to go outside and
get you a sippy cup a little straw to go
along with it. Now, No, nothing like that now sponge
and wring it out into your mouth. What am I
a soft boy? Rob, I'll get down and lick the
beer off the garage floor. Well, yeah, I don't care.
I'm not judging you. Half the beers I've had taste
like they were licked off a garage floor.

Speaker 11 (09:21):
I was just thinking of easy ways to speaking of
I'm probably gonna have to get started early.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
We're gonna have to have a beer or something before
we go over. We we can do that, Yeah, yeah,
I pre game before we go over to the thing.
I need to make this entertaining for me, I understand.
So I wore the party or the show. I make
no promises about the entertainment value of this program the party.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
I have to have things for me, So I wore
my Christmas ugly sweater shirt that features reindeer banging, and
then I had kim chi for two meals in a
row because I'm just hoping with all hopes that I
start to get that tummy gurgle while I'm there, because
it's a very confined space and kim chi will make

(10:05):
for some hot ones. So I'm just I'm really really
hoping this goes my way and I'll be like, can
you guys believe someone's down here doing that.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Kind of thing?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Who is busting ass?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
My god?

Speaker 6 (10:16):
That is at a Christmas party, For God's.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You can't even smell the chicken tendies over this. I
don't even know if my stomach can handle one more.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
iHeart Cosmo Warley.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Why would someone do this to us? And then you
disappear in a cloud of greens?

Speaker 6 (10:34):
That what you're saying?

Speaker 12 (10:35):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Then uh huh? All right, well I like that plan.
Now do you make your own kim chi? Do you
marry it in the backyard?

Speaker 11 (10:44):
They just opened a new Ramen place and we went
there last night and I had and the bulls were massive,
so I had a bunch left over, so I kim
cheed for dinner, kim cheed for lunch, lunch and dinner.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, and wow, slug a couple of beers before we
go over there. I am going to be music.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
So you want to have a full magazine when you
get over there?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, yeah, And I'm and I'm like purposely here. I'm like,
I'm like, I can feel like my tummy's already starting
to gurgle a little, but I'm not gonna hear anything.
You can't prematurely smoke me out. That's what I'm saying.
I hear that, no, I'll go to the bathroom. I
won't do that, and hear to you, I like you. Hey, thanks,
I gotta take a break. The ling Car Show on one,

(11:31):
we have to say a load to this guy. Recently,
on The Good Stuff Podcast, we sat down with our
friend Bradley Cooper to talk about his deep friendship with
host Jacob.

Speaker 12 (11:39):
He was there when I found out that I was
gonna have a baby.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
You should need the picture. You're like, what's that meaning?
And I was like, oh my god. How they've been
there for each other through the hard time.

Speaker 12 (11:47):
And I was able to sort of walk Jacob through
some stuff.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
Yeah that one month, I'll be eight years cleaning silver.

Speaker 13 (11:53):
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search The Good Stuff Podcast
and listen.

Speaker 14 (11:56):
Now.

Speaker 15 (11:58):
If you ever get the feeling that he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Love you, don't you love me? To feel again?

Speaker 15 (12:06):
Alan Cox on one hundred point seven W M M
A s W.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
I say you say yes, you can.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Say I don't ask for a lot for Christmas. I
don't ask for anything for Christmas but a brand new
album from our friends and the dream Eaters.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Jake and Elizabeth, a couple of bartenders in Brooklyn who
come up with these goofy, wacky songs.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
I've played them on the show.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I love them to death, and I've told them I said,
I play your guys bleeding internally and three D print
your Vagina and come on man.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
The new album is called.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Your End Report and they just dropped it and I
love it. Was that three songs you mentioned? You said
three D printed Vagina was the first one.

Speaker 6 (13:43):
I'm bleeding internally They come on, man, No, not come
on man.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh that was just an expression. Yeah, that's just me.
Come on, man, No, I've played on Bleeding internally from
the movie. It's one of Mary Santora's favorite songs. They
didn't really go on tour. They do a lot of

(14:08):
shows around Brooklyn and the five Burroughs. Has she gone
and seen them since she's been there? Did you ever
talk to I would love to find out if that's
the case or not. But like a three D print
year vagina is my great call. Had a wonderful idea.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Well, listen, we're doing amazing things, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I got a three D printer for my daughter last
year at Christmas, and obviously that's.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
Nothing that I would introduce into that scenario.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
But listen, as far as the dream Eaters go, and
I found out that they had dropped a new album,
I was beside myself with well, I'll say it rob
the joys of the season. Hey, our buddy Andy Dick
Odd on the sidewalk, Dick have Yeah, I got him
in a rare era of sobriety. I must have really

(15:00):
threaded the needle with Andy Dick. I had him mom
when I was on in Chicago. His son came in
with him, and I think that they were working on
something together. Andy Dick seemed to have a new lease
on life, but that proved to be a relatively short
lived period of his life because he's been a mess
before and after. And they finally was Hollywood, sitting on

(15:21):
a stoop or something, and it sounded like some friends
were with him. But I don't know if a bystander
is the person who discovered who it was, but right
there in his neighborhood in Hollywood, I don't know if
it was his own stoop or what it was, but
there's photos all over TMZ of him slumped over on
a stoop there with his glasses on the ground. Looks

(15:42):
like he's basically wearing like pajama pants or something. And
I guess somebody administered narkhan to him, and somebody else
called the ambulance nine to one to one, and so
somebody gave him the narkhan or whatever.

Speaker 16 (15:54):
You know.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Andy Dick is fifty nine years old.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
He's no spring chicken, and he is he's always been
plagued by this kind of stuff. Paramedics responded, but it
said that he was not taken to the hospital, and
he's being pretty tight lipped about it. You know, there's
a's got to be kind of a vicious cycle here,
or it sucks when you are known for this kind

(16:18):
of stuff.

Speaker 17 (16:19):
You know.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Here's some of the video. I guess that there's a.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
And are you okay, buddy? Is he okay? Hey? Eddie Eddie.
By the way, I like the ambient noise of a
grown man coming up on a skateboard.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I like that slumped Oh wake up, wake up, wake up?
What's up? Dude?

Speaker 12 (16:43):
I want to.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
So.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think it's people that he knows from his neighborhood
who came upon him. One guy did and then skateboard
Steve came up right after that. But you know, obviously
Andy Dick, over the course of his career has had
a lot of run ins with the law, and he's
had a substance abuse problems have pretty much defined Andy Dick.
But again, so I ironically I never met that guy.

(17:09):
I met him when he was briefly sober, and I
don't know how brief that was. I mean, big picture,
it turned out to be brief, but I think he
was you know, it wasn't like a six week thing.
I think he had been sober for a few years,
and his son was with him, and his son described
how their relationship obviously had improved and all that. So

(17:29):
I never met the wild, crazy Andy Dick.

Speaker 11 (17:32):
I mean, I never saw him overdose, but I but
I guarantee he was in a you know, in that
part of his life where he was still using.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah. Well, it's funny because the follow up articles were
Andy Dick Schaer's update after collapsing. The update is he
doesn't want to talk about it. Yeah, that's not really
an update. What happened? Nothing? Yeah? You good?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, he said, he said he's alive and relieved to
be okay, but he didn't elaborate further on what happened.

Speaker 11 (17:58):
And the guy on the skateboard, does he not realize
he's not deaf, that he just overdosed.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Just screaming his name.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Trying to get his attention.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, you're not going to know. There's one thing that's
going to help Andy Dick in that particular case, and
he didn't have it. So it's you know, twenty five
years of Andy Dick had. You know, back in the
early aughts, he was they got him on cocaine possession
and he was driving under the influence, and he had
to go through you know, drug programs, but he'd come

(18:27):
out and kind of revert back to what he'd been
doing again. Arrested for indecent exposure in two thousand and four,
sexual battery in two thousand and eight, and he would
get probation and he'd have to wear a bracelet. And
then you know, he groped a bartender in West Virginia
some years ago. So he was always in the news
for something along those lines, right, He was never in

(18:48):
the news for brand new Andy Dick project gets green light, right,
which sucks because I think he's fundamentally a funny guy.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
He's gotta be broke, right, just I mean he's got
to be.

Speaker 11 (19:01):
I mean, you get news radio money and that's about
it because that show went in a syndication, so you'll
make money.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah, but I don't know what their deals were.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I mean, I don't know if news radio is still
in syndication though, Like when was the last time you
watched news radio.

Speaker 11 (19:14):
Oh, I don't know, but I know it was for
at So that's one of those things, like you know,
that's where you're making dull like he's not getting in
the army now checks well.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I just remember. One of the famous alimony stories of
all time is Dave Foley, who, of course was front
and center there on news radio. I loved him from
the kids in the hall, but news radio is where
he kind of went mainstream. The Dave Foley famously had
this just wildly acrimonious divorce and in which his wife

(19:45):
basically got ninety six percent of his money. He's like,
I don't have money, and I have to take every
single job that I'm offered because for the foreseeable future,
I will not have any money. So and he's Canadian,
so I don't know how things you know, work up there.
But you know, you'd hear Dave Foley doing voices in
cartoons and showing up and the worst shows. But every
time I would see him, I would be happy that

(20:07):
I saw him because I was like, oh, good, he's
making some money.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Hopefully he hits to keep some of it.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know. You know when I got divorced, I kind
of voluntarily gave up a lot of my money. But yeah,
he really If you've ever heard Dave Foley tell his
divorce story, you're like Jesus Christ. So yeah, he'll show
up on things and be like, oh, things might be
a little bit better for him now. But again, all

(20:34):
that to say that I don't know what that syndication
deal was for news radio. Yeah, I know early days
have one. Joseph Rogan too. The apartment still alive. The
online stuff is never accurate. But they say about three
hundred thousand is Isn't that worth? So you make more
money than he does?

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, the millionaire Alan Cox is that that's people think
I'm a millionaire.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Ye, people think that I'm a millionaire.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
It's so fun. They forget I'm on the radio in Cleveland, Ohio.
Allen has jessever been to Canada? You guys ever performed
north of the border?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Ess?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Uh, not when I was in the band. But they have,
they had before. You've never asked them to take you
up there. Guys, let's go up to the Great White North.
All right, No gigs in Vagina get into Canada.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
What about a three D printed Regina?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Why couldn't you get into Canada? Do you have warrants? No,
you need a passport? I have one of those.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Then why why couldn't you get into Canada? I want
to be their next week? You want me to ask
the authorities if you could get up there?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh, let's test it. Yes, let's see what they say.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Oh, hey, could my friend get up here?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'll just wave yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Why wouldn't you be able to get into Canada?

Speaker 10 (21:45):
My past? Well like, if you have a duy, you
can't get into Canada? Right, I don't think that was
an urban legend.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Well never mind, let's go to Canada. You can travel internationally.
I think there was a time where that might have
been true, but I always felt like that was an
urban legend.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
If you have a duy you can get into Canada.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, it wasn't even really a d ui.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Well here's okay, here's what I'm reading.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Kind of a dui conviction makes you criminally inadmissible to Canada,
but you can still enter by getting special permission through
what is called a temporary resident permit that's for urgent travel.

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Yeah, tried.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
I'd have to like write a letter and then maybe I'll.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Just make it. With so many people in the United
States have duys, none of those people will able to
get into Canada or any other country. I think it's
just Canada. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 17 (22:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Well, let's try it. Let's go to Canada. What if
you were drinking Canadian beer the night you got your
DUI and it's their fault. Yeah, they can't deny your
admission to this country.

Speaker 17 (22:52):
Ay?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Or does it help that I was abomining Molson.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
A drinking Molson was getting hammered on?

Speaker 6 (22:58):
Dude, Oh, listen up, was terrible.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Bud advance planning with an immigration lawyers recommended.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
I feel like they might be a little tied up
these days.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, Okay, can I go to Canada? Why I got
a duy? Just go? We're dealing with ice go. Yeah,
and not the kind of normal, not the normal kind
of ice we're dealing with. In Canada, a d UI
is a significant hurdle, but with proper preparation applications, you
can often successfully enter Canada. Boy, I thought that was
like an urban legend. That's crazy. I have to assume

(23:30):
if you go to Canada like they what are you
doing here? Well, here's a website. You look at your passport,
you go, there's a website, DUI Canada entry dot com.
Type my stuff. Then let's see yeah, email mobile number?
And when did you complete your sentence? Well, you said
a duy, but not really what does that mean?

Speaker 10 (23:49):
Well, they charged me for a DUI, but I wasn't
driving when they got me, so it was a physical control.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
But the cop that arrested on a lawnmower ever, first arrest?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Ever? How long ago was this? Oh god, I was
twenty twenty one, so five five years ago? Well, I
think Canada might look at how long ago the offence was.
It says ten years here five my clean record from then? Yeah,
so what were the what were the circumstances surrounding that

(24:20):
you weren't?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Were you passed up behind the wheel?

Speaker 10 (24:22):
Well, okay, so I decided I couldn't drive anymore? And
then were you at a location? Yeah, I parked in
front of an RTA stop and fell asleep.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Listen when she goes, she goes, what is it with
the formerly hammered girls on this show? Mary Santorrah of
course now many years sober, but also just and a blackout,
sloppy drunk for many many years. Yep, and now our
own Jessica Anne Hutchinson, who is thankfully clean and sober. Okay,

(24:53):
So you park your car in front of an RTA
like the shed, like the stop, Yep, yep, you parked
there two weeks prior to that. Even if you're sober,
car that's not gonna work. Well, what's that? Yeah, I
flipped a car two weeks prior to that, so strong.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
I know he was in the way you want, but
I was not drunk for that.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Wait a second, You sober drove and flipped a car? Well,
it flipped on its side.

Speaker 10 (25:19):
How I was driving and the car started slipping on
black ice, and then I wanted to avoid hitting this Kia,
so I turned the wheel really really fast and it
flipped the whole thing over.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Did you turn into the skid?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't know. Did you turn in the direction of
the skid like they said, Oh no, I don't think so. Okay,
you flipped the car. I would think that on ice
it would be so slick. I mean flipping the car
when you make a hard turn, it's usually contingent on
like the grip of the Yeah, this was.

Speaker 10 (25:52):
Five hundred dollars a month. What my car insurance ended
up being five hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, well, you're a high risk at that point, not anymore. Okay,
so you but you weren't drunk then flipped the car,
But then you were drunk parked in front of an
RTA stop and said I really shouldn't. This is one
of those classic good news bad news situations because, on
the one hand, at least she had the wherewithal to go,
I should not be driving. Bad news. She parked and

(26:20):
passed out at an RTA bus stop. Right, which line
was this? Which bus line? Where was this? Lakewood? Okay
lake bus line? And they certainly don't cot into those
kinds of shenanigans.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
It was in the middle of January, so it was
really cold, yep, and I left a car running.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I have to assume there weren't people waiting there in
the stop or somebody would have like knocked on your window. Miss.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
I think it was like two o'clock in the morning,
park here m hm, trying to catch the bus.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, okay, And so the aftermath of that was somebody
pulls up and gives you not a D but like
what a failure to control or whatever it was for
which one for the bus stop?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (27:05):
What?

Speaker 16 (27:05):
You know?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
They arrested me for DUI? Oh they did.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
And then I had to go to drunk school. Yeah,
and then I had to go to court.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
For five months. Drunk school that's where you sit there
and they tell you what a bad idea it is
to drive drunk. Well, you go to a.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
Hotel for three days with random people jesus other drunks.
It's hotel hell or drunk school.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I actually like learned a lot. I mean, I guess
that's the point.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
I know.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
It's like the breakfast club. I mean, it didn't stop
me from drinking after a while. I didn't drink for
like a good couple months, I want to say, and
then I got back into it.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
So I'm getting various reports from our audience, which is
always the case. Somebody said, how do they know you
got a DUI in Canada. Somebody else said, I was
always told that Canada it was it was only for
ten years if you got it ten years and years Canada.
Somebody else said, I got a physical failure to control
or whatever, and I've walked right into Canada. I don't

(28:00):
know if they mean that literally. I don't know if you
have to walk into Canada if you have a DUI,
can't drive your way in here any.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
Good Alan drive in and then they check your passport
on the way out.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, but does a passport doesn't say if you've got
a DUI and they can scan it. And I'm sure
that would Oh, I see your record. I would imagine
a license allan. I was just on the Canadian side
of Niagara Falls. I had a du I know how
three years ago. I wasn't even asked about it. No problem, huh.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
I think if I think it's people are being proactive
instead of having a problem. That's why I think people
are like, oh, you should call and talk to an
immigration attorney.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Or maybe if you walk into Canada.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Well pretend like you belong. That's what they always say
to do. Well, because can't you get to the Canadian
side of Niagara falls from the Buffalo from the American side.
I mean, the Canadian side is way nicer, so I
imagine most people are going over there.

Speaker 10 (28:51):
But when I think about stepping into Canada, I think.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
About like it's just super bright and green grass. And
that's what you think with Canada, you think of like
bamp I think it's like a whole new world. Yeah, yeah, wow, Mountes,
I hate it for you. I mean, depending on where
you go, it's I think Canada is lovely. But uh,
and you got to get special permission. If the offense

(29:16):
happened in the last ten years. There's billboards all over
the closer you get to the border that you got
to do that. Okay, well then leave us.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Yeah. I don't know what to tell you that it
was you.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Here just sort of botta, why are you doing this?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
It was our idea.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
They oh yeah, okay, okay, we agreed just to say that.
But it's the fut way.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Somebody when we did that rush thing at the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame, Rob didn't somebody ask Geddy
Lee about Bob and Doug McKenzie or am I Mandela
affecting that. I don't know if they asked about but
they think they asked about Oh, how did it come up?
You're right it did, But nobody mention direct about Bob
and Doug. It was more was it about the movie
or that they they said something about strange brew something. Yeah,

(30:11):
there was absolutely a reference to it. Yes, I don't
remember what it was.

Speaker 18 (30:17):
I love the idea of Rob wanting to make the
Christmas party more fun for himself by going there and
committing war crimes by cash.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Everybody love it.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Great, great plan. Hey, Blackstone Cherry was awesome last night.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Thanks for the tickets.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, yeah, war crimes. That's Rich and Northfield. I told
him to shut his horror mouth, right. We posted that
on Instagram, Rich and Northfield, Alan, I won Blackstone Cherry
tickets from you, and I'm going to the show tonight
and I'm gonna yap my ass off.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
Rich.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well done, Rich, You shut your horrormouth. Rich, You do
whatever you wanted. That show have fun. We were talking
about people yelling at shows yesterday and we said he
was gonna yap his ass off.

Speaker 11 (31:08):
Talking and when yelling, you're talking about people enjoying a
conversation at a concert is all it was.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Well, according to Rich, you're gonna fart yourself into a
war crime.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You know, hey, listen, Fortunately, war crimes aren't even a
thing anymore here, So with impunity, from a Christmas party
to a Christmas party.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Allen Cox Show on one call the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
If you deserve anything, get deserved.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
To get smacked in the station, kicked in the.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Dirt two one six seven eight one, double oh seven,
four eighty one, double oh seven.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Oh man, do I love these guys. You know, we
were talking about black guitarists yesterday and I completely forgot
about toasting who is unbelievable. His band is called Animals
as Leaders. They've been through a bunch of times. They've
been doing what they do for a long time. I
think they're still instrumental. It's a trio and they are

(32:12):
just fantastic. But I saw that they're opening. They just
announced that satch By Tour is going back out, So
Joe Satronie and see Vigo on the road together. Used
to be a tour called the G five or the
G three or something, and there was always this rotating
cast of Shredders that would go on the road. In
the last couple of years, it's been the satch By

(32:34):
Tour and it's Joe Satroanni. Joe sat Tranni's going to
be seventy next summer. Crazy, It's as though people just
keep aging rob the number just keeps going up somehow
growing up. Joe Satroanni and Steve Vye are going to
go out next summer, and I saw that Animals as
Leaders is going to open for them. So with respect

(32:56):
to those guys, that's another band where I would go
for the opener.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Are just bunkers.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
They're so good. You wouldn't stick around for Satriani. I've
seen them both before me too, so I'm sure I would.
I would stick around for a little bit. Yeah, those
dudes are so good. Yeah, they're great. So the satch
By Tour is going out in twenty twenty six. Animals
as Leaders in the opening slot. They are going to
play Cleveland the fifteenth of May. I don't even know

(33:26):
if they've announced it yet, but I saw the lineup
for or the tour dates. They're going to just do
April and May, both of those months, and it will
get them to MGM Northfield Park on May the fifteenth.
I don't know anything about ticket sales or all that.
I just saw the announcement that they're going back out
and of course animals as leaders is what jumped out
at me. I saw them at the House of Blues
a few years ago.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
They were just dynamite.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I will definitely go to that one. Yeah. One of
our listeners, who is a police officer, said, if Jess
pled to reasonable control, it doesn't count as an OV.
I can. I love all these different things. I've never
gotten a d Y or been arrested or anything like that.
I love all of these nuanced law enforcement things that

(34:09):
you got to deal with. You didn't plead to reasonable control,
did you. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
I don't even know what constitutes reasonable I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It's kind of a joke. Well, this person said, they're
police officer who will Texas occasionally. If Jess pled to
reasonable control, it doesn't count as an ov conviction. Oh yeah,
in Ohio they call it ov I, right, Like you
can get one on a lawnmower. You can get a
duy in a lawnmower. Anything with a motor or a bike,
a bike, a bicycle built for two. Could you get

(34:38):
a DUI on a tandem bike. If only one of
you is drunk, are you the front person or the
back person? Well, let's say you'd have let's say the
front person is sober, the person in back who's really
not doing much work, they are drunk. Now you have
to suspend this belief that this person could stay upright
on a bicycle built for two. But as a thought experiment,

(35:00):
I'm curious if legally, because what do they say if
you're in a car with someone who's drunk, Even if
you're not drunk, you can get pinched for something. It
doesn't have to be a motor vehicle.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
I know, I think you can get one on a bike.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, how can I possibly give you a dui on
a bike?

Speaker 10 (35:16):
Guy years and years and years ago, he was we
are underage at a bar and he was like, you
can't get a dui on a bike.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
And he had his bicycle. I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 10 (35:25):
Like a half hour later, there he goes down the street,
got popped for a dui.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Oh, how is that?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Most most places wrong, most places I've lived, it's a dui.
It's driving under the influence. Here, it's o v I,
which is operating a vehicle under the influence. That's not
a vehicle. A bicycle is considered a vehicle. It's a
it's a conveyance that gets you from point A to
point B. But what damage are you going to do
on a pedal bicycle that you should be arrested in
ruined your life for. I don't know what damage you're

(35:53):
going to do on a lawnmower going two miles an
hour either, But people the blades, you can come up
with anything for that. Yeah, I mean, you're driving something
that's motorized. I don't know, but it seems like it
should have some sort of power to it. If you're
riding a freaking huffy, you shouldn't have to get a
dui for that if you drive responsible. Every kid in
my neighborhood now they're not drunk or of driving age,

(36:15):
but every goddamn kid in my neighborhood now is on
an e bike, which is basically they're just zipping around.
It's it's basically like you're on a motorcycle or a moped. Anyway,
It's illegal to operate any vehicle in Ohio, including bicycles,
under the influence of alcohol or drugs. That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard you can't be well because listen,
they're trying to make money, right end of the day.

(36:37):
You're trying to make money, and you're trying to offer
it as a deterrent. I guess that's a response. If
you're riding a bicycle instead of driving a car because
you've been drinking, that's a responsible move. Yeah, if you
get an OUI for that? And does your bicycle have
party plates on it? That's the question. God, can you

(36:58):
imagine that?

Speaker 13 (36:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I can't. I gotta lose my job. I gotta not
do anything. Yeah, I got it. I got an o
V I What were you doing? I was riding my
ten speed home from the bar and they decided I
was too drunk to do so. So now I've ruined
my life.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
Well, fundamentally, I get where you're coming from.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
But if you're really worried about your job, get a
goddamn uber all right, But again't handle your high. Take
this one of your keys. Huh, that is handling your
high if you're in a state where you can get
one on a bus. True, that's true. They know that
they broadly defined vehicle in the state of Ohio. Now,
skateboard anything if that guy skating up that grown ass

(37:40):
man on a skateboard skating up to Andy Dick Ride
in Hollywood trying to help him out there, that guy
was drunk.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
That's California.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Don't know. How about a unicycle? You can get an
o V I oh and I lived in Ohio City.
You want to talk, You could count on two hands
at douchebags riding around on unicycles or Penny Farthings bro
twisty mustache. Wish one of those guys had fallen off drunk.
I'm gonna super duper hurry. I gotta go someplace. Let
me get on my unicycle later, Twisty, don't leave me alone.

(38:14):
I'm putting in my mustache oil. It applies to scooters, boats,
and other conveyances, not just cars. In the state of Ohio, boats,
I can see boats. You do not want people drunk
on boats. You're not supposed to drink. Well, and that's
funny too, because everybody on a boat is drinking usually, right.
I mean, you know most states or every state, you

(38:36):
can't be drunk on a boat, So I wouldn't consider
that like a broad interpretation of the term vehicle, but
not every state.

Speaker 6 (38:44):
You get a dui and a bike.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
They were no joke in Rhode Island. Boy, they would board.
They would just fly to post guard. I mean they
would just fly up on you. Yep, they bored you.
They I mean they would search every nook and cranny. Yeah, man,
they're no joke.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Now, as long as the person operating the boat is sober, yes, yeah,
people can party, yep.

Speaker 11 (39:07):
But if they have any suspicion whatsoever I'm saying of
like the operator, they'll search everything.

Speaker 19 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yeah, Well they got this thing in you know, my
wife's from Michigan, and they got this thing called Jobbi Nooner,
which is this boat party on Lake Saint Clair where
like everybody's boat is all together and everybody's drinking and whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
And I think when you get into a huge group
like that, even people to go out to Kelly's Island
and put In Bay, I think when you're in a
massive group like that, they're not taking a blind eye,
but they're like, look, we're not searching every boat. We
know what people are doing. They're like, just be smart
about it. So results may vary, I think it really Yeah,
And it depends on the type of person too, right,
Like if you're the loud, obnoxious group in there. You're

(39:56):
going to have a problem. Yeah, a lot of MAGA flags.
Oh yeah, hey Rob, Hey, Hey, you know the other
Rocky Rob on the phone?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Rob on the phone?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Well, hell on, mister Cox, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Man good?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
All right, now here, I'm gonna tell you, you boneheads something. Okay,
it's not it's not the fact that you're driving a
lawnmower or a bicycle and what kind of damage you're
going to cause. No, no, no, no, it's what happens
when you swerve into traffic and they got to avoid you,
and what they can potentially hit.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
See wait, wait, so I mean a bicycle, I get,
But is a you're gonna see a lawnmower move into traffic?

Speaker 6 (40:43):
I mean those things are going very slow.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I mean obviously they're not going to make They're not
going to give special dispensation for a lawnmower because that
is a motor vehicle.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
But I take your point.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Okay, Yeah, So it's the damage that you could potentially
do to other people.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
That is absolutely correct, or what damaged other people do
can cause avoiding your drunk.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Oh my goodness, they could swerve, you know, like people
would swerve to avoid higging an animal and then they
hit a person.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Rob Oh, good grief. Have you ever gotten a DUI
on a bike?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Thank god?

Speaker 20 (41:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Okay, Oh no, I got lucky.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I got lucky.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
I was driving a boss's car when a cop pulled
me over being drunk, and luckily it was his best
friend's car, the CoP's best friend.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Cops. Yeah, the cops best friend's car.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
So we gave you a break when you were drunk,
or you weren't drunk.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I was drunk. Oh yeah, so you were drunk.

Speaker 12 (41:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
He pucked up his chest when he thought it was
the height. He thought it was the height of hilarity
when I said, have you ever got a d on
a bike?

Speaker 16 (41:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
No, no, I got one like a real man behind
the wheel of a car. I don't understand why anybody's
getting DUIs anymore. I don't understand it. Back in the day,
when there was no uber like, I understood, people weren't
going to ready to take the bus, you know, But
now like, I don't get it. People are like ninety
you guys, what.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Are you a child?

Speaker 6 (42:02):
I don't get Okay, thank.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
You, Robe, I got a suggestion for people who are
completely unable to avoid the car when they're drunk.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, to drive the car.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
What you do is get one of the pizza delivery signs,
put it on top of your car and tusso will pull.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
That guy over or don't drink and then get behind
the wheel of your car.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Probably don't want to get technical about it.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Car Rob's like, look, we're living in the real world.

Speaker 17 (42:30):
I'm just giving you.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Working rounds, all right, engaging in acts of Thank you, Rob.
Rob's out there trying to engage in acts of subterfuge.
And what you do is, uh, you get a delivery. Yeah,
because there's never any drunk delivery drivers. They'd never pull
you over with that. They just assume you're getting high
behind the wheel. Looks like you get out to deliver
your pizza. It's like a Cheech and Chong movie. Hey Terry, Hey,

(42:55):
how are you doing? What's up?

Speaker 21 (42:58):
So?

Speaker 17 (42:59):
I know a guy that got an O B I
on a horse in Colorado?

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Yeah, well it is a conveyance, right, I mean yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
So I have I have one ov I and two DUIs.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
So he got a he got a d u I
and a horse. Is it considered the same as if
he was behind the wheel of a car.

Speaker 12 (43:26):
Yeah, it is, wow, And that's that's confusing with me,
because a horse is where though.

Speaker 22 (43:33):
It's not gonna run into a car.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
It's not gonna run over somebody.

Speaker 17 (43:36):
You know what I'm saying. So I I just I
don't understand that or.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Agree with the horsepower. Yeah, the horse of the horse.
But yeah, the horse is really in control. You don't
have to be in control of a horse. I mean,
you're still steering it, aren't you exactly? Not really, I
mean to Terry's point, man, the horse knows where it's going.
If you've ridden a horse, it's gonna take you somewhere
unless you are really and if you're drunk, you're probably
not pointing it in the direction you might want.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
All right, Thank you, Terry, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
If you go to Jess's Instagram page at w MMS
just Jess, you're gonna see her riding the mechanical bowl
there in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Hey, Silver Song home, Silver, Hey, you know where I
live here? Where are my I mean my not my horse,
my house? You know where my horsehouse is.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I'm the lone ranger guy. Damn it, take me home. Colorado.
No lesson this.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Oh is your video still up or was that one
of your stories?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
No, it is a video that I posed.

Speaker 7 (44:42):
Yeah, well still there, still there, very slowly riding a bull.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
But she was trying to sing at the same time.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
There was purpose there.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Now, you're not going to get a duy on a
mechanical bull.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
So that's true.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Let that be a lesson to you.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Unless it's on wheels, correct, you're driving down the driving it,
then you got a problem. If you listen to us
on the iHeartRadio app, tell me where you do it
if you're out of state. I heard from Brian in Lorraine.
He said, Hey, could I be a temporary bureau chief
for Melbourne, Florida. My son is graduating from Florida Tech.

(45:20):
Isn't that down the road from your mom? It is Melbourne.
She's a Coco Beach down north here you go. What's
that strip thing called in Florida? It's like the Jersey Shore.
What is that is it called something that's off by
Cape canaveral right, the Cocoa Beach. Yeah, they have a
boardwalk area. But is that is that strip called something
off the coast there? You know, like the Jersey shore.
Is that fed strip off the coast there? And I

(45:42):
don't know. Oh, the space coast is what they call.
Yeah right, cotton balls wants to know what if you're
drunk on a buffalo.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
One day the gown.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Around.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
Oh, I think this guy was sobering.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
He didn't see that croud it down and he bombed down.
The shot bangs man off the buffalo.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I'm running by.

Speaker 20 (46:07):
The Indian was still reloans the guy the buff below
snuck guy behind him.

Speaker 8 (46:11):
When it pends up, he was like, hey, you better
watch what you're doing.

Speaker 22 (46:14):
The guy.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Break gump, gun on the sun, break a gun on
the stump anyway, Brian, Yes, Melbourne, Florida.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
I'll mark you down temporarily as a bureau chief there Allan.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
This is rich Down jacksonvill Florida.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Listening to back podcast yesterday.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
You're talking about your Kevin Gates experience and how you
ended up in the background of a bunch of people's
videos as they were lipsticking to the tracks. You said
you didn't want to make a scene, that it's their
videos and you don't want to ruin it. If they're
recording you and you're in the background. That is your
job to make the biggest scene that you can. They
need to share that video with all their friends, like,
look at this crazy dude we saw at the concert,

(46:55):
just getting it. You need to be the focal point
of that video at that point.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Anyways, I gotta be the star of their video. Rock
I get it.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Well, second, I already have a job.

Speaker 8 (47:07):
What does that do for me?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Go viral? Other people were like, oh, their friends probably
all asking who the grandmother was in the background, like
the son of a whore? I just I just figured
it was. Hey, look at this video of a white
guy at a Kevin Bats show. Oh no, there are
a lot of white people there. White people love hip hop.
But it was a great show, and I was in
the back of a lot of young girls tiktoks. But no,

(47:30):
it's not my job. I'm not gonna thank you rich.
I'm not gonna be like, hey, check me out or whatever.
I'm not going to be that guy. I already have
a platform, rob I already get plenty of attention, right,
I'm not there to steal someone else's thunder. And what
if they did go crazy violin and monetized it. What
do I get out of that? Nothing? I did get
twenty dollars off the ground though. At the Kevin Gates show,

(47:51):
they were shooting money into the crowd.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
Somehow I grabbed. I got two tens the Allen Car Show.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
On one.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
Pro tip, if a cop pulls you over and NY
hear you listening to this.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
You're probably just gonna let you go, cause you know,
I figured you suffered enough.

Speaker 15 (48:14):
Car Show one seven dommas.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Oh boy. We do a metal show here on Saturday nights.
It's called two Hours of Midnight. Our very last episode
of twenty twenty five is this Saturday night. It's Me,
it's Corey Roddick, It's Pat Butler. We're gonna play this band,
among others. They're called Lions at the Gate. Remember the
band il Nino. Yes, former members of Il Nino have

(48:44):
formed a new band called Lions at the Gate. We'd
play a lot of new metal. Play a band called
Blood Red Throne, who are awesome. They got some new
stuff at a local metal band called Vicar Blood is
a Northeast Ohio metal band.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
They've got some new stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
And then we do a lot of throwbacks there too,
play some Soil if you remember them from Chicago, Illinois
brand new Rob Zombie track.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
Have you heard the new zombie track Rob? Well, we're
gonna play it on two Hours of midntight.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
So if you love heavy metal, then please join us
one last time for twenty twenty five, won't you this
Saturday night at ten o'clock. As the name implies, it's
called two hours to midnight here on WMMS. Of course,
you'd always email us two htm at wmms dot com.
Do something you want to hear? Yes, sorry about that.
Your The song you were just playing was the dudes

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from from ill Nino have formed a new band called
Lions at the Gates. Sound great? Yeah, songs called burn
the Candle. Yeah, everybody's kind of grabbing those Gojira Pinch
Harmonics now and kind of employing that pretty broadly. But anyway,
it makes for a really good song. So a lot
of brand new stuff I'm excited to play for you.

(49:54):
I will play one Christmas track from a band called Wolvidinia.
Oh you're not going to play Brenda Lee. No, I'm
not gonna play Brenda Lee. No, we keep that for here.
That's not really metal. Although you know what Brenda Lee does,
talk like a sailor, drops the F word.

Speaker 9 (50:10):
And that.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Throw that in on Saturday Night. Nothing metal than cursing
like that in a Christmas song at.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
The age of fifteen, right Volvidnia.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Of course, they take their name from a female Genitalia condition.
They're a deathcore band from South Africa and they have
a song called Twas the Night Before Crush Miss about
how much they hate Christmas. And so that'll be my
one singular nod to the Holidays on our metal show
on Saturday Night. Hey, Rick, Yes, what up? Rick?

Speaker 22 (50:47):
Nothing I was. You're still talking.

Speaker 19 (50:49):
About the drunk guy's driving vehicles. I got a good
one with an amish guy.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
My my daughter was at that.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Jug Honey fair and one of her friends, her.

Speaker 19 (51:05):
Dad, was a sheriff out there in Jioga County, and
he tells me a story where I don't know how
he got on it, but he was driving down the
road and he's following a horse and buggy and he
drives by and nobody nobody's driving the buggy, so.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
He follows it.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Stop.

Speaker 19 (51:27):
The buggy stops at the stop light, and then when
the light turns green, the buggy goes.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
So follows a little bit more.

Speaker 22 (51:39):
He pulls the buggy over here, the guy Damashad was
drunk in the backseat and the cop wakes him up
and he goes, what are you doing? He goes, well,
the horse knows where I live. I don't have to drive.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I go, wow, he's probably right.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I mean, if you have a horse and buggy, it's
like an autonomous vehicle. He does know where it's going, right,
It's like Carna waim.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Yeah right, it's except Robins called.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I had to give him a ticket for something.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Robins called nay show and your social media accounts. Thank you, Rick.
I appreciate the call there. I was gonna say, hey, mo,
Ham is perfect too. No, no as well and e
I g h you see and what's up? This is
lou construction worker.

Speaker 13 (52:37):
I'm not sure because I'm driving, but I'm pretty sure
in the state of South Carolina you could be hammered, pissed,
drunk on horseback.

Speaker 23 (52:45):
He cannot get a d U.

Speaker 13 (52:46):
I And I'm pretty sure that is just the state
of South Carolina. But might want to double jack by.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Hammered, pissed, rare. Yeah, what is South Carolina? The Paul
Meadow State? What's it called? The nickname for South Carolina?
You can and our South Carolinians who listen to this
show are bureau chieves in the great state of South Carolina.
They know this to be true. You cannot get a
DUI on a horse because, as opposed to here in Ohio,

(53:14):
where they have a very broad definition of vehicle, in
South Carolina, DUI targets motor vehicles.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
So you can't get a DUI for riding a horse.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I'm sure they get you for something else, right, They
get you for public in talks, so they get you
for something like that. But see, that's where I get
confused too, though, is if you don't have to register
a motorcite or a bicycle. Yeah right, how does that
at that point? How is that okay to tell you
you can't drive that drunk? Then too? I don't know, man,

(53:48):
I register my bike rob because I like the government
to know where I am. I like them to know
where I'm riding around. And it just doesn't make any
sense to me. I don't know either. Bureau of Motor
Vehicles is what they call it here, the BMV, right,
and that's gonna be where you're gonna have to go
if you get a duy and go through all that crap, right,

(54:09):
or an ov I yeah, whatever, So how do they
have jurisdiction if you do it on a bicycle, don't know.
It's dumb, rob, I'm not a lawyer. We want to
consult one Timothy Misney Esquire, get him on those kinds
of things.

Speaker 6 (54:22):
Alan, What if you're sober but the horse is hammered.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Oh, that's a whole other thing, Like it's had too
many fermented apples, you know, like when horses will get drunk, right, Like,
you could technically get a horse drunk, but it would
take a long time because they like process alcohol so
fast because they're so big. But you'll have horses get
drunk if they eat like rotten fruit because they fermented apples,

(54:46):
and so it's the same effect. What if the horse
is drunk, you'd have that's a pretty high confront boy,
if you have to. Let's say you get pulled over
and you're clip clopping along and you have to convince
the horse or the cop that the horse is drunk.

(55:07):
The officer, I'm I'm as sober as a judge. But
Sugar Tea's here, she has had too many rotten fermented apples.
And I told her, I told her, I told her
to stop. She don't listen.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
She wouldn't do it, would not do it. Hey, Carl, Hello, Alan,
how are you?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
How are you? Sir?

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Good?

Speaker 16 (55:32):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I just wanted to thank you real quick for ruining
van Halen for me.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
All right, I'll bite. How can I possibly ruin van
Halen for anybody?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Well, I've been a little bit of a fan of
it for many years, and I've listened to a song
last night and I heard the noises and I can't anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yep, I could.

Speaker 22 (56:01):
I shouldn't tell you.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Yeah, but yes, that's that's.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
All I hear now. And van Halen r Well it's right, yeah, right?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
So what what would Dave think of?

Speaker 9 (56:14):
That?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Is?

Speaker 6 (56:16):
Dave against people driving drunk?

Speaker 7 (56:17):
Rob?

Speaker 13 (56:20):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Good, Well, it's what happens when you're too drunk, Dave
to drive?

Speaker 8 (56:27):
Run ahead?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
See he's smart. He ain't out there, he's not getting
on his bicycle, taking care of business and being a
smart gut or his horse David Lee Rawth or you
a fan of horseback riding? All right?

Speaker 6 (56:42):
How do you call that horse when it gets away?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
All right?

Speaker 23 (56:45):
There?

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Well, Carl, I'm sorry to have ruined that van Halen
song for you, but uh better luck next time. All right,
all right, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
There's Carl out Oberlin Way, and I've ruined that song
for him, Rob, that's what I yeah, yesh so good. Yeah,

(57:32):
And I got a horse drunk on Beefer Reino once
it just kept farting. Speaking of which I think Rob
outed himself. Somebody out in the street was listening to
the top of the show where he said that he
was gonna smoke everybody out because he had kim Chie
for breakfast and kim Chief for lunch and we're gonna
pre party a little bit in here, yea, and really

(57:52):
loaded up.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
And somebody called you out out there.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah. She's like, oh, we were listening in the car
and heard heard you talking about what you plan on
doing at the party. And I was like, I didn't
say that. That was some other guy. You must have
heard in correct, Know what the hell you're talking about.
I wouldn't do that to someone that's right now. I'm like,
oh God, what am I gonna do? I was gonna
be blowing myself out of the car.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
Hey, listen. Uh, they can't pinpoint it to you. They
don't know your brand.

Speaker 9 (58:22):
Well.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I mean, I think the guy that jumped on the
air and said he had kim chief for two dinners
or two meals.

Speaker 24 (58:27):
In a row.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Is probably the gun that was doing it through process
of elimination. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just skip it now.

Speaker 10 (58:33):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Now, now it's just not going to be as fun.
I heard from a listener who grew up in Melbourne, Florida.
That strip of land where Cape Canaveral is is called
Merritt Island. Yes, okay, yep, and it's actually I was
corrected in the chat. It's south of Cocoa Beach.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
No, Melbourne is Yeah, that's why I said it's just
down the road from your mom.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
But I said, I said it's a town north. Oh
did I missed this? I was wrong, Rob.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
How do I know the Florida coast better than you?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I don't know. How could that possible be. It's not
like I was looking at a map on my screen
or anything. I don't I don't pay attention ever. I
tell you that I go where I need to go,
and that's it. Hey, Eric, Yes, what's up?

Speaker 12 (59:18):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (59:18):
I got one?

Speaker 17 (59:18):
Say? You're talking about the d rise.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
I think there's one.

Speaker 17 (59:21):
I don't think anybody's mentioned this yet. But I think
I got one piece of equipment that I don't think
you can get a du ry on, and that's a unicycle.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
But I bet you can. If you can on a bike,
then you could on a unicycle. If it's considered, I mean,
if you can on two wheels, then you can on
one wheel. I would think that the logic would be consistent.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
I would like you your mission, should you choose to
accept it.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Eric is to a learn to ride a unicycle and
then learn to operate one while drunk.

Speaker 17 (59:59):
Yeah, that that'd be a nice trick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
I love that you instantly went to him not knowing
how to ride a unicycle. How do you know he's
not already a professional unicycle rider.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Because then he wouldn't be so equivocal on whether or
not you could get a dui. He would know, would
Eric sounds like a guy who knows every vehicle on
which you can get pinched for being drunk. Right, He's like, Okay,
let's say you're let's say you're in a big wheel.
You can't get that speed away from unicycle? All right? Eric,

(01:00:31):
thank you? There's Eric out and wakeman, learn to ride
that unicycle? Eric and then catch me.

Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
Up quack, he said, my neighbors God Ducks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
The heavy metal version of Rob Hates Ducks is the
new song everybody's been asking me for. I got a
letter from Kevin, he said, I moved to Cleveland two
years ago and have listened to the show ever since,
but nothing has ever moved me as profoundly as the
Rob Hates Ducks metal cover, which has changed my life.
He said. It's quack season, bitch, I mock atuck dug dynasee.

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Dunk dun Dunk Goose.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Moved, Dunk Goose.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Move pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I should play this on two hours to midnight, saidn't I.
It's the Rob Hates Ducks medal version.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
So now everybody's asking me for the metal Rob Hates Ducks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I'm happy to send it to him. Hmmm from Kevin. There,
we are in no way suggesting that that was human made.
That is ai. We are guaranteed human.

Speaker 6 (01:02:14):
Octo Thorpe guaranteed human.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
That's right. Our friend Jeremiah will send us well, he's
the one who sent the original Rob Hates Ducks, my favorite,
the rap version. You're still partial to that one, aren't you?
I am because I feel like it, just it fits better.
The music is way better in the metal version, but
the flow of the song is better in the rap
version because it's written that way. Hey raw, hey dogs,

(01:02:36):
Hey quack.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Hey raw.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
I mean it's something for everybody with this song right
this any other one?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
He said, Yo, my neighbor's got dugs maybe fucking nog day,
but think ahead and this is a never maybe every
time I LEVI the dug's going off. Oh I hear
it is quack quack flag. This is a guy shooting
ten dollar bills from a cannon into a crowd.

Speaker 14 (01:03:01):
Yes, I real guy, the the goos quack quack quick
move so good.

Speaker 22 (01:03:15):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Speaking of ducks, your Akron rubber Ducks, by the way,
they used to be the Akron Arrows A E R O.

Speaker 20 (01:03:23):
S uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
They are under new ownership. By the way, I haven't
been to a Rubber Ducks game in a minute.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
You ever gone?

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
You ever going to a Rubber Ducks game?

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Never?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Minor league baseball. A group from Pennsylvania has acquired the
Akron Rubber Ducks. The guy who sold it to them
as a guy named Ken Babbie. He is He was
the owner of the Fast Forward Sports group also owned
the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp, so our buddy Rich down there
in Jacksonville, Florida. This same company now owns your minor

(01:03:54):
league team, so they own the Akron Rubber Ducks and
the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Rubber Ducks of course the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Double A affiliate for the Guardians, the Jumbo Shrimp, or
the Triple A affiliate of the Miami Marlins.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
The guy who sold the teams.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Recently became the CEO of the Tampa Bay Rays, so
he sold it to this equity group or something in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
They're based out of Lancaster, so the Akron Rubber Ducks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
And again, not everybody can be the Savannah Bananas, not
everybody can be the trash pandas or whatever. But minor
league baseball is still a lot of fun. It's great,
and the Rubber Ducks are no different. You get down
there to where they play on like a sunny afternoon
and it's a blast. I used to go all the time.

Speaker 11 (01:04:46):
I just haven't gone since I went here, since I
moved here, because we always go to Guardians game.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Yes, and it's a hall I mean from here Akron.
Maybe not for you, for me, you're Medinah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Yeah, but the guy who has owned them, he's was
under him that they changed the name from the Akron
Arrows to the Rubber Ducks, and he used to be
he did a naming rights deal that the park used
to be called Canal Park, I think, and now it's
got some bank name on it or something. But so
it is now owned by a group out of Pennsylvania.

Speaker 11 (01:05:18):
I've seen so many people at Canal Park do that
put your finger up in the air so the sea's
covered it just as anal park. And like I've seen
that photo one hundred times since I've moved here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Yeah, I love it. Well, if you're a Jesus fan, Rob,
you're of course blocking out the l of course, the
first question that is asked anytime an organization changed his
ownership is are you going to keep the name? And

(01:05:49):
there's been no indication they're going to change the name
the Rubber Ducks to anything else. They will open their
season Thursday, April the third against the Redding Fighting Pills
of Pennsylvania. I think that's the same day as the
as the Guardians. I think Guardians opening day is the
third two Well, April second will be the Rubber Ducks
opening second. Yeah, there'll be the day before though, you're right,

(01:06:11):
April the third, the Guardian's home opener against the Chicago Cubs.
I thought you said the same day. That's my bad. No,
Thursday April two, down Aaron Akron and then the very
next day, if you're down that way and come up
here and get to your Guardian's home opener, I think
those tickets are on sale.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
They might be gone, I don't know, but I'm pretty
sure they're on sale.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I'm already working on opening day stuff for us, what
we're going to be doing, oh god, for you, ah yeah,
oh god. I'm trying to get some Barney Mars line
up doses summer we have rob how.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Many more shows after today? Four shows?

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Thank god? Thursday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday, dealing with and then
you are rid of me for almost three weeks. I
can know what to do with myself. YEP, is gonna
be you and Jess texting back and forth. Guy's a dick. Yeah,
blah blah blah. That's right. We already do give me
more frequently. One fine, up your frequency? Then yeah again,

(01:07:14):
damn we fucked our frequency. Now up yours email me.
By the way, this is what I tell people. They're like,
please post these songs. I don't post these songs, but
if you email me, I'm happy to send you the songs.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
It's just alanadallancockshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
The rap one is so much better, this person says,
and they really mean it because they put a lot
of o's in. So yes, the metal one kind of
pisses me off, and I'm a huge metal head. Well again,
not to beat a dead horse, whether it's drunk or not.
But AI is showing us, irrespective of what kind of
music you like, it is showing us that every genre

(01:07:56):
of music really does have kind of its touch points
where you can it make it sound indistinguishable from a
lot of other music.

Speaker 6 (01:08:06):
And it's getting progressively better.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I was reading an article the other day about how
many AI bands are on Spotify and streaming services, and
people have no idea, nor do they care. Really, even
when people find out, there's probably half a second where
they might feel little stupid, but at the end of
the day they're like, man, I like the song. Who cares? Yeah,
look at all these people. They're like, hey, send me
those songs. You know, these are Robits making these songs

(01:08:32):
that are alive.

Speaker 13 (01:08:32):
You're coming with me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Yeah, so whatever, gotta have it moist. That's not Ai, No,
that's me, that's Rot. That's really me saying guaranteed human? Yeah,
well should I have it moist? What sure? Yeah? I'm human?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:08:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
Ah.

Speaker 11 (01:08:57):
The guy who's talking about eating kim chi for two
meals and trying to pre drink so I can fart
up a Christmas party, that's that's very human.

Speaker 12 (01:09:05):
All.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I have got a great get out of jail free
card for you, because this morning when I was here,
I was asking, I know Dougie's coming, because she's been
crawling up my corn shoot trying to make sure that
I'm coming to this thing. But I was talking to
Jeffrey and Charlie asking if they were going. Jeffrey's going.
Of course, he is your get out of jail free card. Jeffrey.

(01:09:28):
You just blame it on him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Oh just be like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Yeah, I'm going to fart in public when he's here,
Come on right, yeah, no, I would.

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
Whatever happens.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Now that now that it's out, so it's not the
fart but the the my plan. Now I can't do it.
Everyone that practices sodomy from the day of this message.
Will get cancer in the butthole. It'll burn and burn
and burn. Yeah, I don't know if Charlie's coming. I

(01:09:59):
know he's not. He's not coming up. I didn't think so,
but I wasn't sure.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Nope, Ull be there, Christal will be there, Doue, you'll
be there, and you and me.

Speaker 11 (01:10:08):
Charlie usually has the greatest uh entrance and exit of
that place. He has Chris to drop him off his girlfriend,
and he goes in and slugs about five drinks, gets
pie eyed and then goes all right, and any leads
and it's the coolest in and out ever.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
I mean, that really is all the time you need.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
That's it. Yeah, it's so funny too. Nolan will be there.
I was talking to him this morning. You know, he
comes all the way from Boofu, Egypt, so I mean,
you know he and then he'll kind of dip in
and dip out.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
But you know he's a he's a man. Is Will's coming?
Bill Wills, brother Wills.

Speaker 8 (01:10:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
They don't know about that. Friends, it's Bill Wills for
getting drunk. J I'll tell you what man. Nobody does
it better than William Wills esquire. I love him all right.
I don't know, but you and I and Jess will
be there and uh, Jeffrey will I'm just saying, bat
your get out of jail freak card. Anybody comes up
behind you, go no, it's freeze right there. Come on, man,

(01:11:04):
let think it's me nuts. One car show on one
hundred point seven.

Speaker 9 (01:11:13):
Seven DOUBLEMMS, Cleveland called the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 12 (01:11:18):
It's called the Cellular Fault and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.

Speaker 9 (01:11:23):
Two one sixty five seven eight one double oh seven
or one eight hundred three four eight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
One double oh seven. Just a sushi roll?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Do hearder glass? We did all this Blondie speed railed
some blondie.

Speaker 6 (01:11:45):
It's something speed Rail did blondie.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I think so really, no blondie for us. Love to
be Harry. Have a framed drawing of her on the
wall of my bedroom. It's like a Shepherd Ferry type
interpretation of the same spot Steven Tyler poster. And yes,

(01:12:11):
you have Steven Tyler posters on the wall of your bedroom.
Oh yeah, plank, you're all fourteen years old? Oh yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Oh is he looking right at you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Does he have the.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Microphone stand with all the scarves around it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Yeah, no, it's just like an old like what is
it called, I don't know, magazine for our show, like
the show like, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:31):
Playing somewhere, gotcha? What do they call those?

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
A tour poster? Yeah, yeah, the tour days A tour poster,
like an old timey one from like the Fillmore in
the seventies or something. You know, they have those recreations,
those reprintings of all the old I've got one in
the My Half Bath Black Sabbath Show from like nineteen
seventy one or something. Hey, your Cavalier's are not back

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in action until Friday night.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
I got that End Cup stuff going on this week.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
They are not part of that, however, regrettably, but they're
in DC on Friday night play the Wizards Gilbert Arenas
and the Washington Wizards, who are currently, by the way,
the worst team in basketball. The Pelicans of New Orleans
and the Washington Wizards. Wizards have only won three games

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this season, but the Calves will get a crack at
them on Friday night in DC seven o'clock Tip six
thirty pre game here on the Buzzard and then the
Calves will come home to play the Hornets. So it
could be back to back slam dunks if you will,
against the two worst teams in basketball. But if the
Calves lose either of those, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
Well never yeah, I mean it just happened. But improving
those team's fortunes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
He's got to hope this rest is exactly what they
need because they wolf, well, they're gonna need that rest
because then they're gonna be taking on the mighty Chicago Bulls.

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
Who's that now, the Chicago Bulls that's familiar with?

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Back to back? They'll play them in Chicago next Wednesday,
and then they'll play him in Cleveland. I thought that
team folded after Michael Jordan retired. Who Michael Jordan not
familiar with him? No Bulls Calves on the nineteenth. I
will have those tickets all week for you today and
tomorrow and Friday around five ten and uh yeah, so sorry,

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I said the Calves are playing the Hornets. I was
conflating the Hornets with the Pelicans. Pelicans are the worst
team in basketball. Hornets aren't great either, but that's Charlotte
of course. Anyway, Calves basketball, all of it here on
one of them plots of a hobble you bus and
the iHeartRadio app if you want to listen there. I've

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got some kids Corner, Hello Kids Corner, oh by a
hacker in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 6 (01:15:07):
One of our bureau chiefs down there sent me this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Somebody hacked into the tornado siren system down there in Dallas.
And you know, a lot of cities have these if
they're a tornado prone. A lot of cities have them
even if they're not tornado prone. Unfortunately, it also becomes
one of the things that can get defunded over a

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long period of time. You know, cities like, well, we
haven't had a tornado here in a long time, let's
get rid of the tornado horns or what that's not
a tornado horn. That just seems like one thing you'd
always want to have in the budget.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
I mean, I certainly think so.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
We're not prone to getting them in Bay Village, Ohio,
but I'm pretty sure that we've got tornado sirens out there.

Speaker 12 (01:15:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Anyway, somebody in Dallas hacked into them and started playing
SpongeBob music. I mean, imagine you think you're gonna die
and the last thing you hear is SpongeBob music. Okay, yeah,
this is like eleven o'clock at night. Oh, broke into
the emergency alert system in Dallas, Texas and activated the
city tornado sirens so that they would start playing some

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SpongeBob music.

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
I mean, if I'm gonna go out, I wouldn't be
real mad.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
I mean if that was the last sound I heard
before a tornado came and scooped me up, I wouldn't
be mad. No, But then it wasn't and some dick
kid was just dicking with the shi you'd be furious. Yeah, oh,
oh my god, Oh my god. Oh you well, but

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you know, then there's that oh you're mad, But then
that's you're overcome with the relief that it's not a tornado. Yes, yeah,
but a lot of times they are just false alarms. Anyway, correct,
we ours go off.

Speaker 11 (01:17:14):
I wouldn't say frequently, but it's been at least twice
a year since I've lived here.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Yeah, and those things are loud.

Speaker 12 (01:17:21):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
They're on top of those poles and they spin around
in a circle. So like everybody that everybody in that
range out that way got woken up. Oh that's terrible.
I'd be so mad.

Speaker 6 (01:17:34):
Yeah, but again then you go, okay, well, at least
I'm not dead.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Well, and if you're following like your city's you know,
social media accounts or whatever, and they have to quickly go, hey,
no problem, you know well, and you know too.

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
Because now it's everybody gets the things on their phone. Yeah,
you get the the alts on your phone.

Speaker 6 (01:17:52):
And they're in Dallas, Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Oh, I'm so mad. I get I get your point. Yeah,
at least I'm not stuck in a tornado. But I'd
be so pissed. Yeah, but what do you do then? Nothing? Yeah, nothing,
nothing I could do about it, nothing at all. Actually,
I'd probably laugh and then be pissed. I remember my
mom telling me the story of when she was in
a tornado as a young girl at a drive in

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movie theater. And back then they used to have like
these bunkers where you go underneath, because you know, drive
in movie theaters when they were much more prevalent, they're
just wide open spaces, nowhere to go. And if you're
in some like rural community or whatever, like my mom was,
you need somewhere to go, and so they would have
these like basement bunkers where you could go, and that's

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where she went. Huge tornado tour through her town in
Illinois when she was a young girl, tore the screen
out whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Have you ever seen like twister? Have I ever seen
a tornado?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Yeah? I don't think I've been in one. No, which
sounds silly to say. People go, oh, you'd know if
you were, and you're probably right, But I mean I've
never No, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
I don't think that I have.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
I've been in some very high winds though, Rob m
I'm planning on being in some high winds tonight at
the iHeart Christmas Party. Oh yeah, mister kim Chie for
breakfast over there. No, no, no, I'm not even I've
tried to abandon that plan. Now. I'm just going to
be on my own with this, all right. I asked

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what he wants you to think, right, if you will,
trying to get us off the scent.

Speaker 12 (01:19:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
See, you guys you heard me talking about it earlier.
It was a joke.

Speaker 11 (01:19:41):
I wouldn't do that, and then do it, and they'd
be like, you said you were gonna do it, be
like yeah, But I went on the air and said
I wasn't going to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
After all, joke, joke, dumb ass. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
I would never do that to someone as far as
you know. Also in kids' corner, the In and Out
Burger chain has removed the number sixty seven SUC seven
from its order lineup because teenagers had been hanging out

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in the dining room waiting for order number sixty seven. Again,
I love it, order number sixty seven and.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
They would go bananas.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Yeah, so they're going from number sixty six to number
sixty eight. You know how like superstitious architects wouldn't put
a thirteenth floor in their buildings, right. I don't think
they do that anymore, because you know, people are a
little less stupid than they used to be.

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
But it remains to be seen. Seems like we're going backwards.
But who knows. My kids just hanging out of the
In and Out. I love it, Oh, I love it.
And he knows he doesn't go order number sixty seven,
order six seven.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Yeah, no, he and I love it because people are
so mad about it. It's just the most recent dumb
thing kids are doing. It's also utterly harmless, totally, I mean,
every people can't make up their minds like the olds
can't make up their minds. You're like, oh, these kids
in the Cinnamon Challenge and all this other dumb TikTok crap.
Six seven is like the most wholesome for lack of

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a better word, you know what I mean, Who cares
if it's dumb. I'll take dumb over dangerous any day.
So they have no He's got plenty of dumb to
go around. Like you said, they have no problem with this,
with the bad stuff that kids would do. But this
is pissing everyone off because it's annoying. Who cares? It's
funny kids do their thing. Man, Yeah, look at the
world we're leaving them. They're looking for whatever they can

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pick up and kicks. All right, let them have it. Seven.

Speaker 16 (01:22:01):
We have taking sixty hard for them. So whenever we're
taking orders, it goes sixty six because the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
People like you say, she's chastising them, like because man
like you, Well, they're probably mad because their dining room
gets full of kids and nobody buys anything, right, or
one kid goes up to buy something. Okay, I understand
if you're working there, it could probably be a little frustrating,
but still it's not the worst thing that could happen. Man,
And those in and up burners are good, boy, never

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had one, They're tasty. Really no, oh god, we were
doing that. We used to go out and do the
show every year from in Arizona for the Guardians Indians
then and always go to In and Out. Oh so good. Yeah,
I've heard it's the greatest. Yeah, as advertised, sixty seven,
Order number sixty six. Right here, I'm ordered number sixty

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Order number sixty seven.

Speaker 8 (01:22:57):
Yeah, bitch trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
The only thing that bums me out is sixty nine
doesn't get any love anymore. Imagine I had to like
order sixty nine. It was like one guy, order number
sixty eight, Order number sixty nine. Damn you guys get it.
Come on, dude, you guys, guys get it. I mean,

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that's just as dumb. That's like an older generation's dumb
number thing. Sixty nine. At least sixty nine is fun.
Nice sixty seven You're like, okay, it's so dumb. Sixty
nine is nice. Sixty seven is those kids are excited.

Speaker 11 (01:23:44):
I was in the car, I forget it's highway somewhere,
CALLI speeding with sixty five. She's like, Dad, watch your speed,
and I go, geez, how fast if I looked down
and I was going sixty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Yeah, And I turned, I looked at her and she
just did the hands.

Speaker 17 (01:23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Someone never doing it at all. And I was high
as a kite and Thanksgiving and he and I are
just doing it because we were just laughing so hard.
It's so funny, so dumb. It is so dumb, but
it is so funny too. Oh but I love dumb stuff.
Nobody's getting hurt, No, you know what I mean.

Speaker 13 (01:24:13):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
It is the most ridiculous thing that's happened in ages.
But who cares. I can't believe it's still around. I
can't believe it's lasted this long. It's usually a hallmark
of any dumb kid thing that it goes away as
quickly as it showed up. I think this one's sticking
around because of things like in and out, like people
getting pissed off. I think is making like it's like
adding fuel to their fire. It must be.

Speaker 16 (01:24:38):
Because they know it's so like yet taking sixty seven them,
so whenever we're taking orders, they go sixty eight because
like you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
So she well she's a young girl too, so she's
kind of being cheeky about it. She's kind of smiling
and saying, you guys, freak out over six seven.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
But we showed it a couple of weeks ago. We
were showing you how if somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Wrote an article, ooh, this trend has ruined basketball games
because the kids go nuts. I'm like those kids, by
the way, their parents are buying them popcorn and dumb
crap from the concessions. You guess what, There's gotta be.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
Some albeit minimal economic value to six seven.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
It's also the first time a kid has paid attention
at a sporting event in twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Like you take.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
They're mad because they clear the f out after they
get sixty seven points. But bring your take your kid
to a game before six to seven. Yeah, take her
to a basketball anything, and they're gonna be like, okay, cool,
can we go get cut and candy? Oh this is great.
Oh look the zamboni. Oh that's cool. That's done. Now
what And then they just sit there board off of
their asses. But now if a score is seven to

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six or six to seven, they are the happiest people
on the planet. And who cares. Evansville, Indiana against Calium
at high school basketball sixty four to thirty three. They're
already getting destroyed and the kids going nuts the building
in the crowd, hudly free, yes, every pointer.

Speaker 25 (01:26:06):
And these kids are going nuts. Oh there's something I
know nothing about. And that's okay. They weren't the six
seven score on the board. It's there because of them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
They're all new in the hand thing. I think it's
high hilarious. Yeah, and guess what, it's innocent as could
possibly be.

Speaker 9 (01:26:24):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
One nine year old does not like it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
She does not. She associates it with annoying boy energy
at school. She's not wrong. I go, no, right, I go,
I look at her, I do the She goes mm.
She didn't care for it. Is it because you're doing it?
Or is Nope? She's like, yep, there's a lot of
annoying boy energy in her classroom. So was she wants

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nothing to do with it? Was she getting annoyed when
you and your son were doing it? No, she was
playing with a cousins. She won't pay attention. Right, there
were so many people Thanksgiving this year. She wouldn't pay attention.
I think that's so funny.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Bill and Lakewood, Hello, oh.

Speaker 17 (01:27:02):
Hey, I hate the show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
How are you, man, I'm pretty good. How are you
hanging in?

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Hey?

Speaker 19 (01:27:07):
Rap?

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Dude?

Speaker 23 (01:27:07):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Rap? How you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
I'm good?

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Oh, I don't act.

Speaker 23 (01:27:11):
You remember it's probably almost two summers ago. Remember that
tornado came through like right at your You probably were downtown.
It was August eighteenth, at four thirty six in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
We had one that tour right through Bay Village, Ohio.
So it went right through. Yeah, we our street, our
side street. We kind of threaded the needle there, boy,
But we had friends all throughout Bay where they're like
trees in their roofs.

Speaker 12 (01:27:38):
It was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Yeah, we have a power for weeks. Were two we
were out of power for We didn't have power for
five or six days.

Speaker 23 (01:27:43):
Okay, Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, same, kept going
on and up. But that's I totally ignored the emergency
message on my phone. Oh tornado sighted you know, blah
blah blah headed your way. I'm like, oh, yeah, well,
I've never seen so many huge trees just fell over.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
And it was crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
It was intense.

Speaker 23 (01:28:03):
Yeah, yeah, it was intense, but didn't didn't see it,
but it was I suppose it was bouncing up and
down and all that stuff. So Rob, never ignore those
warnings when you're sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
Oh I don't, man, I take those for real. And
these days the kids are going to be inviting in
clement whether Bill, as long as that wind is traveling
at sixty seven miles an hour, they're gonna go crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Yeah, don't say six seven, Rob.

Speaker 23 (01:28:33):
The only good thing is maybe it would take all
the ducks up into the tornado and move them down
the road.

Speaker 16 (01:28:38):
For you.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
Imagine that displaced the ducks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Yeah, just it funneled them up in the air like
the clouds parted and took them all up mother nature.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Yeah, thank you, Bill.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Yeah, all right, man, all.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
Right, take care of that.

Speaker 12 (01:28:53):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Also, and I'll close out kids corner with this. This
will come as a to no one, but a big study.
People with children report lower romantic love, intimacy, and passion.
A cross cultural study from twenty five countries found that
people who have kids just don't have the energy for

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that kind of stuff. Golly, no sleep, no time, and
no energy. Right, your kids take it all away, and
then you have no money to go out and do anything.
And oh they're just little miracles, though, they sure are,
you know, Back in the day, the teenagers were supposed
to be the ones finding little corners to bang it out.

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
Now it's the parents. Where can we go? Just put
your hand on my pants?

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Where can we go?

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Before she wakes back up?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
So again a shock to no one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
But when they have, you know, at least now, not
like you ever need an excuse or an explanation to
not have kids, but at least now you can go.
Look around you. Why do you think I'm not having kids.
I can't afford to have children. Yeah, I enjoy sex.
I'm never going to have show. We've destroyed the planet.
None of these kids are even going to reach the age.

Speaker 8 (01:30:09):
Rob of.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Sixty seven six success this corner. Oh god, that's a
kid's Connor Moboda. The Allen Cox Show on one hundred
I met Allen Did you I gave him marijuana?

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Oh great?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double mms.
Somebody had to yuck my yum over the text, and
I thought, maybe that SpongeBob tornado siren video is faked?

Speaker 13 (01:30:44):
Oh was it?

Speaker 8 (01:30:45):
I still don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
This person says it's fake. They go tornado sirens are
just a motor that spins and the horn. That's what
I thought dictates the.

Speaker 6 (01:30:53):
Sound it will make.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
They're not connected to any fellow pass all right, anyway,
I like what they they trying to do. Well, listen,
if you were worried that once the voter passed referendum
about marijuana in the state of Ohio was going to
get tweaked by the Republican legislature there in Columbus, well

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you were right.

Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
That's usually what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Any voter approved laws get passed and then they get
tweaked with no oversight. They're trying to make all these
changes to the weed law here in the state of Ohio.
It hasn't gone to Mike de Wine yet, I don't think,
but the Senate approved a bunch of regulations on hemp.
They want to make it illegal to bring marijuana products

(01:31:41):
from any other state into Ohio. As you know, maybe
from personal experience, I certainly do, a lot of people
haul their asses to Michigan to get their weed because
it's a hell of a lot cheaper than in the
state of Ohio.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
They want to make that illegal. They want to make
that equivalent to on traband.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Why I mean asking the question why wouldn't they like.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
It makes sense, Yeah, but do that from the jump,
put that in that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
This is what happens, right, The voters will approve these laws,
and they'll get passed, and then they'll go, well, they
didn't know what they were voting for. I mean it's,
first of all, it's blatantly unconstitutional to restrict interstate commerce,
commerce between other between states.

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
Right, that's unconstitutional.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
You can't do that unless it's for some compelling reason,
which I'm sure they'll manufacture. Can say, you probably can
if it's for something like that, though.

Speaker 6 (01:32:39):
Likes a compelling reason.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
It's drug. Huh, it's a drug, but it's but it's
been a drug. You know, it's a drug if you're
buying it in a different state who has different rules
than you do.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
Yeah, but it's legal in both states.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Right, but in what way?

Speaker 11 (01:32:52):
Like the substance itself is legal, but maybe not everything
around it is, Like I can I can.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Understand saying they they they The way they do it
in Columbus is always go, well they didn't. I mean,
the Ohio legislature never let a pesky thing like the
lag in that way. Still, I mean, you know, this
is what people were worried about. They were like, oh
they're going to do I mean, I can understand trying
to keep They're probably just seeing how much money they're
hemorrhaging to all these other states that can get it cheaper.

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
Well, then figure that out. I mean these are early days.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
I'm sure in the early days of Michigan making it legal,
they kind of had to get everything in order as well.
But as it stands now, there's a reason people go
to Michigan get their weed. So anyway, a lot of
changes to this law. It would prohibit people from bringing
marijuana into Ohio from other states I sing a lot

(01:33:43):
of Michigan because that's where most people go. It would
allow landlords to ban marijuana smoking, vaping, or growing on
their property.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
That I understand. Same, it's not your property, you're renting it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Requiring people to store all marijuana products and not just
edibles in their original containers.

Speaker 6 (01:34:05):
A lot of these I don't disagree with.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
But again trus state commerce, I mean, you can't ban
people from you know, I know they did it with
alcohol back in the day. But if you're talking about
two states in which it's legal, prohibiting people who are
fired for marijuana use from obtaining state unemployment benefits. Right, Hey,

(01:34:30):
it's legal, yes, but it's federal illegal. Yes, but these
are state unemployment benefits the state where it's legal.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
So again, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
I'm not an attorney, obviously, but this is kind of
part and parcel of how the things go. Is that
when there's a referendum where the public overwhelmingly approves of it,
state legislature gets a hold of it and then goes, well,
let's see what we can do.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
And so that's what they're looking at now.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Obviously the something Mike to Wine has to sign off on,
but I I can't imagine he wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:35:02):
No, he usually follows along.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
I mean again, everything that I've heard about it makes sense,
you know what I mean Again, I get your point,
But everything it seems that they're trying to do makes
total sense. Well, let's see what happens.

Speaker 6 (01:35:20):
There's certainly a lot of people who agree with you
on that, Brian, Are you in Aspen No.

Speaker 12 (01:35:28):
I got moves from Aston to open up the state
back in twenty eighteen when it was medical. So our
application was the highest score in the state. We're the
first to break ground.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
But you moved from Colorado to Ohio when it became
legal here.

Speaker 12 (01:35:47):
Yeah, I was consulting with one of the groups. Yeah,
you were just talking about earlier, the playing somebody and
getting unemployment. Yeah, that's we're at will state.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
That's the problem with that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
One, meaning what what do you mean it's a right
to work see you for anything? Well, I know, no, no,
I understand. It's just again, there's a lot of these things.
I don't know why they weren't in there from the jump.
And so this is this is when they go over
these things with a fine tooth comb and go, well,
how can.

Speaker 26 (01:36:26):
We do this and this and this and you know, yeah,
and the biggest thing, you know, we should be happy
that we did have a program because we had a
huge failed efforts and so obviously they wrote it in
prayon to get it through.

Speaker 12 (01:36:43):
There's no doubt in that. And uh, from my experience,
you know, our Steelers, my company were in court almost monthly, dude,
I was. I had a standing weekly meeting with the
director of the appliance department, which is very wrong. That's uh,

(01:37:04):
five minute in public meeting together. But the guy that
started the compliance department was from Las Vegas. They had
their own things back in the day. They if you
look in the news there or something about they couldn't
There was no product on the shelves for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
And that was just because.

Speaker 12 (01:37:25):
They did the distribution through teamsters, and the teamsters found
out how much money they were making, and so they
just stopped the subercat.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Yeah, so that guy that that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:35):
Worked out that negotiation moved from Nevada over to Ohio.
And uh, with the way that the rules were written,
you know, Ohio Ford these rules that were completely wrong. Uh,
they didn't go with anyone else like that Ohio eighth.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Have you heard of that?

Speaker 24 (01:37:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Sure, Listen, it's a it's a it's a money making industry,
and any of those is going to have corruption and
graft and all this kind of corner cut and all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
And the state legislature is no different.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
But but obviously, just fundamentally, it's frustrating when you have
something that is referendum passed by the voting public and
then it'll it'll go to the legislature with no oversight
and they'll just kind of carve it up and you know,
but yeah, so I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:38:17):
The thing that gets to me is when when the owners,
uh are are they come across like wholesome. But it's like, dude,
you're here to make money.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
We all know it.

Speaker 12 (01:38:29):
You know your your stop stories or whatever. The reason
you get in the industry means nothing like we all
know what you're here for.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Yeah, I don't begrudge anybody trying to I don't begrudge
anybody trying to make money in any industry. And everybody
lined up to get their licenses and things like that,
and a lot of people waited a long time in
Ohio because this had been on the table for a
minute and it finally passed.

Speaker 6 (01:38:47):
But Brian, thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:38:48):
There's a stop story included, like that's where it's like,
okay guys, right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
Okay, thank you man, I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you there.
Brian moved to Ohio from Aspen when we got local here.
We're doing a nineties weekend, Rob, right, how about smoking weed?
Thinking about college for yours truly scheduling it all right now,
nineties weekend. It's so much fun. I love these weekends.

(01:39:15):
I got a lot of messages from people yesterday when
we were talking about overrated bands. I was I was
getting under Rob's skin because I said that the Doors
wildly overrated. But it's fine to your opinion.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
Yes, it is just a very bad one. It's my opinion,
that's all it is.

Speaker 27 (01:39:36):
Hey, Allen, Hey, Rob just wanted to call because you
were talking about overrated bands and I need, need, please,
I need just out there, Yirvana closet, overrated grunch band
that ever existed, the horrible coach Vain sounded horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Can't stand them? Okay, so you love you hate the.

Speaker 6 (01:39:54):
Show much Nirvana hate? I mean so by way, you
don't like this singing?

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
I mean, come on, that's the that's the genre more
than the singer, right like that Just All had that
same kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:40:14):
By his own admission, he wasn't a good singer.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
And at the end of the day, everybody has an
opinion on this type of thing. Nirvana will always be
the face of grunge and will always have more eyes
on it than any other bands. And they weren't even
the first one out of the gate, no, but they
were the ones that broke the mt V piece. Yes, right,
smells like teen Spirit will be the song that everybody

(01:40:39):
thinks of when they think of grunge, and that's not
when it started.

Speaker 6 (01:40:42):
Although I prefer the weird al video.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
It smells was it? What was the what was the song?

Speaker 9 (01:40:47):
It was?

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
It wasn't smells like Nirvana, which was great, and I
mean again, like everything he does is perfect, but it was.
I can understand people saying Nirvana is overrated. I don't.
I don't agree with them, but I can understand why
they say it.

Speaker 28 (01:41:05):
M Alan Rob I wanted to call in and say
you've never hit the nail more on the head, and
then calling the leader of the Doors, Jim Morrison, overrated.
The entire band is overrated. That leads me to the
question that I asked you guys years ago, what are
they band that is considered Hall of fame, unbelievable? People

(01:41:26):
love them, but you think, eh, these guys kind of suck.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
I eh, now you can kiss my whole his taint, Allen,
that whole pot thing sounds more like a referendum to me.
A band that a lot of people like. Did he

(01:41:50):
mean like bands in the rock hall? I think he
was saying that the Doors are the epitome of a
band in the rock hall. That He's like, yeah, whatever
doors are in the rock hall? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
mean where they should be. No listen, I think that
to me, the rock Hall should recognize band's contribution to
the genre. Gen to this this genu to their their

(01:42:14):
contributions to.

Speaker 6 (01:42:15):
Us, this popular genre, this sixth letter genre, this genre.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
One that jumps to mind. And I was there when
it happened. Ringo Star being inducted as a solo artist.
Now let's calm down, shall we. I know the guy
is a beatle, uh, but being in as a beetle,
that's that should be as far as Ringo gets. I

(01:42:43):
think here's a hot take. I think the Foo Fighters
got in way too soon. I agree. I love the
Foo Fight. Dave Grohl and John Lennon, by the way,
are the only two artists who got inducted into the
Rock holl twice, follow along in their first year of
ELI ability. Soon as Nirvana was eligible. They were first ballot,

(01:43:03):
go in. Food Fighters, first ballot they go on. I
think the Foo Fighters got in way too early.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
They did.

Speaker 6 (01:43:09):
A lot of other bands should have gone in before
the Food.

Speaker 11 (01:43:11):
Fight, but that's tying onto the Nirvana piece. That's the
only reason the Foo Fighters got in as they did.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
But he's already in.

Speaker 11 (01:43:17):
I mean, really, yeah, because everybody looks at Dave Groll
like he's the great White Hope.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
He's the one that's going to save rock and roll.
He's the one who's kept it going since the nineties,
when everybody says rock and roll died, Dave Groll kept
it going with the foos. That's that's the crap you
hear over and over and over and over again about
the food fighters. I think they're fine. Yeah, but isn't
there an implication that you get into the rock hall
on the back half of your career. You would think, yeah,
But again I think when when there's special cases to

(01:43:45):
be made, I think that people will always air on
that side.

Speaker 11 (01:43:49):
Well, Dave Grol keeps rock and roll going. He puts
asses in seats. What other rock band can fill a stadium.
I think that that's what people are looking at when
they do that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
I would say, and again this might be a hot take,
I would say, I love her. The output of Joan
Jet and the Black Hearts does not necessarily warrant her
induction into the rock and roll hall.

Speaker 11 (01:44:14):
I say that you're not wrong there at all. But
remember all the crap I took that first time we
did a Snubbleshot weekend, and everybody asked me where all
the female artists were. That's that's the thing, right, You've
got ten right off the top of your head that
you can name. And if they're already in, what do
you do you get down to Susie Sue true you

(01:44:36):
know what I mean, and you're like, oh, crap, I
gotta put her in.

Speaker 6 (01:44:38):
And Jone Jett did give us bevy of queves.

Speaker 2 (01:44:40):
Bevy of queves with that ginormous camel toe.

Speaker 6 (01:44:45):
Elan about that cameltoe can release a bevy of queves.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
Oh no, nobody wants to queves. So doesn't that sound
like the beginning of bad reputation, by the way, you know,
bad reputation? Sorry, doesn't it? That's your best take ever?

Speaker 6 (01:45:04):
Pretty good?

Speaker 17 (01:45:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
Come on, so it starts? Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:22):
Yeah, it's a good song. Boy, it's a great song.
Good song, sublime, very overrated?

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Are they in? They're not in the rock and roll
I guess I'm just thinking of rock hall. Well, it's
funny because I was going through I'm like, who's in
the rock holl Who shouldn't be in the rock hall?
And I don't mean Cyndi Lauper or whatever. Some people
really hate Somebody said yesterday, what do they say, like
Cindy Lauper should be in the Ford Nirvana or something,
but they just hate Nirvana whatever. But Loving Spoonful jumped

(01:45:49):
out at me, all right, remember Loving Spoonful sand bands
that are in. Yes, yeah, like they're in the Hall
of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's
like putting the spin Doctors in, you know. Yeah, they've
been around for a couple of years. They had a
few good songs, and I mean John Sebastian probably made
the most money on the Welcome Back Cotter song. Right

(01:46:12):
when John Sebastian left Love and Spoonful, he did the
Welcome Back Cotter theme song. That's him saying yeah, Mariah
Carey got a nomination before Boston, right, I mean that
sort of gives you everything you need to know about
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 6 (01:46:26):
Well, did Boston do any Christmas classics?

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
Rob No, I don't believe they did. I think not. Yes,
I don't believe they have. It was just a Monday.
In fact, was in addition to my son's birthday, it
was the forty fifth anniversary of John Lennon being killed.
Speaking of John Lennon, remember when Howard Cosell in the
middle of Monday night football announced John Lennon shot. It

(01:46:52):
was your Patriots playing. It was I don't remember who
they were playing, but it was the Patriots nineteen eighty.

Speaker 6 (01:46:58):
So they had some the chin straps and the helmets.

Speaker 21 (01:47:01):
Right not to say what we do in the book, Yes,
we have to say it. Remember, this is just a
football game. No matter who wins, Aw loses. An unspeakable
tragedy confirmed to us by ABC News in New York City.

Speaker 29 (01:47:16):
John Lennon outside of his apartment building on the West
side of New York City. The most famous, perhaps of
all of the Beatles, shot twice in the back rush
the Rosevelt Hospital.

Speaker 6 (01:47:28):
Dead on arrival, Dad on arrival.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Who was the quarterback for the New England Patriots in
nineteen eighty, rob was it? Grogan? I have no idea,
asking Brogan, that's gonna be my guess. He might, that
might be early, but that's going to be my guess.
Patriots QB nineteen eighty Steve Grogan, Yeah, a fan favorite. Yeah,

(01:47:54):
oh yeah, man, yeah, that's when the Patriots. So Matt Cavo, well, yeah,
nineteen eighty, Matt Cavanaugh was the back up so many
years of crap in New England for the for those
teams pre Brady Drew Bledsoe right before and it started
to turn. But I mean, yeah, they were playing Miami
in that game. The Patriots were, but Miami Dolphin's uh

(01:48:17):
huh it was uh it was not Dan Marino in
nineteen eighty was uh uh Bob Greasy. It might have
it may have been the beginning. He might have been
right around then. Really yeah, oh yeah, uh at Dan
Marino's start.

Speaker 6 (01:48:32):
Bob Greacy, what did I was?

Speaker 9 (01:48:34):
You go?

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
Bob Gracy, David Woodley and Don Strock. I pulled that
out of my ass. You know you're right to quote
one Curtis Cobain the Allen Carr Show on one hundred
points of.

Speaker 15 (01:48:48):
W MMS Cleveland and iHeart Radio station called the Allan
Cott Show.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Is this for real? With as swearing in this all
kinds of jiffin? Are you really out some broad costing
something ready two.

Speaker 9 (01:49:02):
Seven one double oh seven or one four one.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Double oh seven calves off tonight, off Tomorrow night and
then they will return on Friday night. Not here, but

(01:49:27):
DC you'll be able to listen at Calves Basketball and
Friday night. I'm playing the DC Washington Wizards there in
DC on Friday night. Seven o'clock is your tip off time,
six thirty for your pregame coverage. They will be back
here at home on Sunday afternoon. That's a three point
thirty start against the Charlotte Hornets and then back to

(01:49:48):
back games against the Bulls one week from tonight live
from the United Center, and then Friday back here at home.
I will have more tickets for you to get to
that CAS Bulls game at the Rocket Arena around five
to ten twenty minutes from now, and then tomorrow and Friday.
Our last live show of twenty twenty five will be
on Tuesday, and there's not gonna be any big to do.

(01:50:13):
Rob I will mark my sixteenth anniversary here at WMMS.
I'm gonna bring in some champagna. Oh we're gonna dicla unnecessary.
I didn't say it wasn't, but I'm still gonna do it.
Jess can't have any though, No, I'll bring in some
else for her, some narcotics, anonymous beer, yes please, yes please.

(01:50:34):
Actor Charlie Cox will join me tomorrow. No relation. You
know him as Daredevil in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He
was on Boardwalk Empire back in the day. That's where
I first took notice of him. And he's got a
new film called merv I think is what it's called.
They sent me a link. I've got to watch that tonight.
It's him and Zoe des Chanel about a couple who
are breaking up and they decide to take their dog

(01:50:57):
on one last trip together. Will it bring them back
together as well?

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Will that dog be the connective tissue for them to
remember what got them together in the first place. I
guess i'll find out tonight. I will imagine yes, and
then I'll talk to Charlie Cox about it tomorrow. He's great.
He is love Daredevils, Dynamite. I don't watch Daredevil, but
I like him a lot. I think he's good. Edward, Hello,

(01:51:29):
what's up? Man? Hello?

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (01:51:33):
Hey?

Speaker 17 (01:51:33):
Just first off, want to wish you and Rob a
very merry, happy holiday in Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Thank you, sir, Thanks Man, you too, and Uh.

Speaker 17 (01:51:45):
I've been listening to you since day one and I
cannot believe it's been sixteen years.

Speaker 6 (01:51:51):
It's crazy, bro, crazy.

Speaker 17 (01:51:53):
It is it's absolutely insane and thank you. I don't
miss it bit. But anyways, which brings me to the
Michigan Ohio marijuana think. Yeah, Ohio is way expected, of course,
but I just got a news feed that Michigan, Uh,

(01:52:17):
they just passed the legislation that they're gonna charge a
twenty four percent tax on all marijuana sales.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Okay, I don't know if you guys heard that or not.

Speaker 6 (01:52:31):
No, you mean out of state or in state?

Speaker 17 (01:52:35):
In state? Out of state if you go and buy
in Michigan. It went from a regular sales tax. Now
it's going to be increased to a twenty four percent
sales tax starting in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
Why would they do that to their own residents? Like
that makes no sense. That can't be right. I got
it on my news feed, right, doesn't that seem like
though oddly I can't imagine, like that'll just destroy what
they're trying to do.

Speaker 17 (01:53:06):
I don't know if they're trying to move more money
or they're trying to deter Ohioans because.

Speaker 2 (01:53:11):
Most of their I could see it on out of states,
well they were well, what they were doing the tax
was so that they could fund road construction, people complain
about the roads they go, and so states that legalize
marijuana they go, oh, we're gonna have this huge influx
of pot revenue.

Speaker 6 (01:53:30):
Where can we best use that?

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
And in Michigan they were like, well, let's fix some
of the friggin' roads because people people always complain about roads,
and then they complain about the construction when they're fixing
the roads. So that's part of it.

Speaker 17 (01:53:44):
Yeah, I was thinking, my friends and I have made
many trips in Michigan and from talking to all the
you know, different people up there, Uh, most of their
business comes from OHI because you know, Toledo's right there.

Speaker 2 (01:54:03):
And then yeah, in the Cleveland, Well I'm in I'm
in the state of Michigan a lot, so I'm always
any time I buy it's in Michigan. Now, the tax
that Edward is talking about, not to get too deep
in the weeds here, if you'll pardon the pun, but
is that's a wholesale tax. Obviously a bit of that's
going to get passed down to the retail level. You

(01:54:25):
are going to have people buying less because it's going
to cost them more. But the twenty four percent is
for wholesale purchases. So they're going to obviously they're going
to up whatever tax they have, you know, at the
at the retail level. But yeah, they're gonna it's going
to have the unintended consequence of people going back to dealers,

(01:54:46):
you know, people going back and like, oh, let me
get this because it's uh, I think a lot of
people never stopped going to dealers. Yeah, except a lot
of dealers are just getting their stuff from wholesale growers anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:54:56):
I mean, it's it's all. They're all part of the
whole thing, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
But yeah, I don't know, it's I don't know, but
it's obviously not a good sign for people from here
who are going to go there Edward. But I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:55:10):
Yeah, I know, because if you go to Michigan and
buy it now with that twenty four percent tax, it's like,
why would you. It's going to be almost like the
offset price be a couple dollars cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:55:23):
Especially robson Swedish fish and doritos are so expensive now too.
It's just everything this Trump economy. Twinkies cost more, and
ho hos cost more, and devil dogs and my Swedish
fish and my peanut butter pretzels and thank you, Edward.
I appreciate the call pill take care of yourself and

(01:55:44):
decide where your money is gonna.

Speaker 11 (01:55:48):
Just seems counterintuitive for in state sales. I can see
them doing it again to dissuade, dissuade people from doing
it if you're a resident of another I can see that.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
But doing it to in state residence makes no sense.
Cutting your nose off to spite your face. Yeah, Alan,
dan Marino, you guys were talking about Patriots Dolphins. Dan
Marino is one of the quarterbacks taken in the first
round of the nineteen eighty three draft. All right, so
I was three years off, three years all right about

(01:56:22):
who was starting for us? You were yeah, I'm sorry,
good joy, I hate that so much, starting for the Patriots.
I was not on that team, you know, like us. No,
I understand. No, I'm not wearing a jersey. I'm not paid.

Speaker 9 (01:56:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:56:36):
People are very emotional about their you know, by the way,
speaking of Miami, they got their first female mayor and
their first Democrat mayor in thirty years. People are looking around,
especially in Florida, people are looking around at the Maggan nonsense,
and they're like, yeah, this is not. This is not sustainable.

(01:56:57):
So the city of Miami white lady. She called herself
La Gringa. She's like, I am I gonna hide who
I am. But she represents like a large Cuban community.
You know, she was a representative and was entrenched in
that community. The new Miami mayor is a woman named
Eileen Higgins. It doesn't get more white lady than that.
That sounds white. But she's the new mayor of Miami.

(01:57:20):
She beat the candidate that Trump endorsed. Most people do.
If he endorses you, you're usually gonna lose. But it's
been thirty years since there has been a non Republican
mayor there in the city of Miami. Now, whether or
not she has Gloria Sehan and Miami Sound Machine come

(01:57:44):
to do anything for her, I don't know. You know
who else is riding high getting their name on something.
Rob is one of our colleagues here at iHeartMedia, not
iHeart Cleveland. One of our colleagues at iHeartMedia. Our friend
Ryan John Seacrest.

Speaker 10 (01:58:03):
It what I can't stand.

Speaker 2 (01:58:07):
I see five minutes of Ryan every night on Wheel
of Fortune before I watch Jeopardy. That's what I see.

Speaker 6 (01:58:15):
Young Ryan John Seacrest.

Speaker 2 (01:58:17):
He's my age. But still he's been posting a lot
of video of him in the gym, and I don't
think that's what people are there for.

Speaker 6 (01:58:28):
I don't know what they are there for, but I
don't know that they want to see him working out.

Speaker 2 (01:58:33):
Anyway. He is, of course, the pride of Dunwoody, Georgia.
That is northern suburban Atlanta. We have bureau chiefs in
I don't know if we have abody in dunwoodye, but
we have bureau chiefs in Atlanta. And he went to
high school there, and they're going to name their football
stadium after him. Oh, that's what I think. As soon
as I think of football, I think of Ryan Seacrest.

(01:58:55):
You should definitely name your football stadium after a guy
who's never stepped on a football field.

Speaker 8 (01:59:01):
You think that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
But he was a member of their championship football team
in nineteen ninety two, their band. Maybe there's no way
Ryan Seacrest played on that football team, No way, no way.
In hell he played. Dunwoody High School won the nineteen
ninety two Quadruple A regional championship, and Ryan was a
member of the football team. Now he might have been

(01:59:24):
riding the pine what but he was on the team. Listen,
even the secretaries get Super Bowl rings if you're part
of the organization. And so he and his parents have
been I guess working on something for a while. And
he donated a million dollars for this new athletic complex

(01:59:47):
that his old high school is going to have. And
now the community is trying to raise the same amount
of money. So of course you're gonna get your name
on the stadium if you give them a million dollars.
But he's got it to give. You know, it's got
a lot of money. Single guy, no kids, How you
keep your money. Dunwoody High School had a bring it

(02:00:11):
Home campaign to renovate the stadium football stadium there, and
when he was just sixteen years old, young Ryan Seacrest
transformed I'm just reading this as written, transformed the daily
morning announcements into a full morning broadcast show, rob beginning

(02:00:32):
each day with an enthusiastic good Morning Dunwoody.

Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
Now as somebody who.

Speaker 2 (02:00:38):
Now and I had no aspirations of radio as somebody
who in high school also did the morning announcements. Why
because I was super cool. I remember walking into my
first period class every morning, Rob. Every morning, My first
period class junior year was statistic and probability math Period one.

(02:01:03):
I happened to be good at that kind of math
at that time. My teacher was an Indian gentleman, Isaac Brown.
I loved this guy. I had to tell him every
morning that I had just come from the office to
do the morning announcements. It just didn't get in this

(02:01:23):
guy's brain every morning because I'd come in late and
I'd sit there in my chair. I said, mister Brown,
I was just did you hear the voice coming through
the thing.

Speaker 9 (02:01:33):
It was me? That was me.

Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
Every morning I had to tell this guy. He would
tell me out onto the office. He would tell me
to go to the office to get a late slip,
I said, mister Brown, I was just in That was
my voice coming out of the box. Because I was
student council vice president. Why because I was super cool
and had lots of friends. Excuse me, Rob, are you

(02:02:02):
casting aspersions on my want and need to lead my
fellow students into a bright future? Oh God, motherless horn listen.
I had to so from I bet Ryan Seacrest didn't

(02:02:24):
get chastised every morning. Every morning I had to tell
mister mister Brown India, mister Brown, oh from India, Okay,
all right, I didn't know, he said Indian.

Speaker 12 (02:02:34):
I was.

Speaker 6 (02:02:34):
He had a thick action.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
I love the guy. He was so good. He was
so kind of nonchalant. But every morning met mister Brown.
I just came this Catholic school, Alan and you said
that was He like, I don't see how that's relevant.
It wasn't that. I was just like I, you said,

(02:02:56):
mister Brown, I just came, and he was like, I
don't see how that's relevant. Go get me a pass.
Is that why you slipped? You walked in. You appear
to be sweaty, your wash. Is that why you're flush?

Speaker 6 (02:03:08):
I said, I was just on the speaker doing the announcement.

Speaker 2 (02:03:14):
I see now that that's where you and I are different. Right,
Like if he would have kicked me out and sent
me for a pass, I would have taken my sweet
ass time. I would have walked to the bathroom, I
would have smoked a cigarette. I would have gotten the pass.
I would have walked back. I would have had another cigarette,
and I would have walked back to his class like
twenty minutes later, sat down, been there for ten and failed.
That's the difference between us.

Speaker 3 (02:03:33):
You see.

Speaker 2 (02:03:33):
I guess you're so much better at that stuff than I.
I just wasn't trying to jam anybody up. I would
have been like, get on a jail free card every
day for me. I mean yeah, because you know, junior year,
you're trying to stack the deck with like crap that's
going to look good on a college essay or something, right,
so it's like whatever.

Speaker 11 (02:03:49):
Yeah, I didn't think that way. I was like, oh God,
thank god, one more year and I'm out of this dump.

Speaker 2 (02:03:55):
I get it. Anyway. Ryan Seacrest went to done Woody
High School there in suburban Atlanta, and everything I'm reading
this tool was a player like he was a It
looked like he played like a defensive Yeah, there's no
real answer player. But he was also a long snapper yeah,
which also makes a lot of sense because Ryan Seacrest
loves bending.

Speaker 6 (02:04:16):
Over h since graduate.

Speaker 2 (02:04:20):
But he is easily the most accomplished person ever come
out of Dunwoody. I think he could have stopped it
being on the radio and been the most accomplished person
out of Dunwoody. And this article in the Indacob County
there says that he is one of the most recognized
and trusted voices in media. They approved the committee's recommendation
to name the new high school facility Seacrest Stadium. God,

(02:04:46):
he was a class of ninety two, so he's a
few years younger than me. He graduated high school in
ninety two. I was class of eighty nine. It's cool.
I mean, look, they're going to have a state of
the art, beautiful facility, So in that case, it's nice.

Speaker 11 (02:04:56):
But his name on it just sucks. Like anytime I
see that dude name on anything, I get annoyed. So
it's like, they get a football stadium named after him.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
Too, just go away.

Speaker 6 (02:05:05):
But he gave them a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
Yeah, of course, that's what I'm saying. It's good for them.
But like Ryan Seacrest and his parents, Gary and Connie
worked steadfastly for more than twenty years to help make
this stadium in reality, the new Seacrest Stadium. The announcement says,
we'll give Dunwoody something it has never truly had, home
field worthy of its pride and tradition.

Speaker 11 (02:05:30):
Doesn't that sort of tell you that not everybody was
on board? If it took twenty years to take a
million dollars and make a stadium. Somebody's like, yeah, we
don't want that douchebag's name on our stadium.

Speaker 6 (02:05:39):
Well no, they're just like even this guy's like, what
do I have to do?

Speaker 13 (02:05:43):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:05:43):
I mean in his defense, like he was successful a
long time ago, and they go, eh, let's see what
he does. I'm telling you, man, let's take a step
back and see what he does. He must test through
the roof with these networks, but he does because he
has nothing to say, Like he's not but he has
any but he's not doing gigs that were require him
to say anything. I think Ryan Seacrest is the best

(02:06:05):
at what he does, without question the best. It's him
and Carson Daily, two guys that I don't understand how
they have jobs. He's affable enough. Well, because I was
thinking about this, okay, and you and I have talked
about this. I have friends far fewer than I used
to in radio, but I have friends on in other
cities and they'll always have jobs.

Speaker 6 (02:06:27):
But they are journeyman DJs.

Speaker 16 (02:06:29):
Right.

Speaker 6 (02:06:29):
Yeah, our friend Nick Carter, he's currently on the air
in LA.

Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
My buddy Tim Virgin who's from here, but I don't
think he's ever been on the air here, but he's
been on Chicago for many years. He was on in
DC and Phoenix. And these guys that always have a gig,
what are always moving around. They're journeyman DJs. They're well
known in the industry, but they're still Nick was doing
like a talk thing on satellite yeah, for a couple

(02:06:56):
of years, but that was like a music talk show.

Speaker 5 (02:06:58):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:06:58):
But even though Nick does he's a DJ, quote unquote,
he still has something to say, like when he talks,
he uses his air time. Well, I agree, right, but
that's all the talent.

Speaker 6 (02:07:08):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (02:07:09):
They all are, right, they have to do it very quickly.
None of them are doing talk radio. So it's like
when I talk to these guys that are like, bro,
you really got it. You're in Cleveland, yeah, but you
like you really got a thing going. Yeah, of course
doing this a long time. Ryan Seacrest is really good
at what he does. He's affable, he's telegenic, and he's

(02:07:32):
just really you know, when you see him and wiel
of Fortune here, there's not a lot of heavy lifting there.

Speaker 6 (02:07:36):
You're making sure the trains are run on time. It's
a game show.

Speaker 2 (02:07:38):
Yeah, you know, he has benefited very much from the
from having benefactors in the business, like he was pals
with Dick Clark and doing that whole thing. He still
does New Year's Rock and Eve, and so Pat's a
Jack goes I'm gonna and like again, we've talked about
the fact that there are about four companies that own
everything now, so whoever syndicates Wheel of Fortune, They're like,

(02:08:01):
bring Sea Christian here, Well he's got he's got the
right great for this company to have a guy who's
on a friggin What did they do at Wheel of Fortune?
They did like iHeart Break Week, Yeah, I Heart Week.

Speaker 3 (02:08:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:08:12):
Everybody watching's like, what the hell is that?

Speaker 9 (02:08:15):
Is? That?

Speaker 2 (02:08:15):
The app I use that doesn't ever work, but it's
great for the company. I don't have a problem with
Ryan Seacrest, oh I do. I don't consume his content.
I don't hear his show. I see him for a
couple of minutes. I watched American Idol for like the
first couple of seasons. Uh huh, and that's really before
he kind of came into his own. But uh, he's

(02:08:37):
good at what he does. A lot of it he
gave his high school a million dollars and they're going
to put his name on a stadium. There's well, that's
how everybody gets their name on stuff.

Speaker 9 (02:08:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08:45):
But but if you had that money, of course you'd
give a million dollars. Anybody would. That's not I mean,
that's I don't know that that's necessarily a huge deal.
When you do wrong pipe, yeah, well Mountain Dew gotcha.
At least the burpen. This stuff that came out of
your nose probably taste almost came out of my nose.
I'll tell you what, Rob, I have never been known

(02:09:06):
for going down the wrong pipe.

Speaker 14 (02:09:08):
Hey.

Speaker 11 (02:09:10):
In my final thought on Ryan Seacrest, allan, Yes, if
he looked like Brian Dunkleman, he would be Brian Dunkleman.

Speaker 6 (02:09:18):
It's all about the look. Well, but it's television, it is.

Speaker 2 (02:09:22):
Yes, But but again, that doesn't necessarily mean you're tremendously talented.

Speaker 6 (02:09:26):
And he got the gig because my buddy Striker turned
it down.

Speaker 2 (02:09:29):
The American who Dunkleman did no or Ryan really they
went to Striker and said you want to do the show,
and he's like, I'm not doing some talent show. Oh, Jesus. Yeah,
that's gotta be one of those kick yourself.

Speaker 6 (02:09:41):
He was already he was in like a couple of movies. Yeah,
he's a good looking dude too. He's on the air
in LA. He's another guy, right, she.

Speaker 2 (02:09:45):
Got a wonder though. Maybe. I mean listen again, Seacrest,
I bust his balls a lot because I don't think
he's what he is, but you know, but obviously, man,
he's got something. Well, listen, in any business, all you
have to have is other people in the business who
think you're something. Right, It's all it is. And like
you said, he lined up with the right people.

Speaker 16 (02:10:06):
You know.

Speaker 11 (02:10:06):
He went from doing that to this Rock and Eve
and he came in at the perfect time. He had
Dick Clark on there trying to count down from ten
after he had seventeen strokes. It took I mean, it's
like it was already twenty twenty here he said. There
He's like, uh, that's the new year. Oh no, no, man,
it's already a year later. You're still counting down from ten. Say,
they should have taken him off years before.

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
And he produces like the Kardashian stuff and all that.
You know, So the guy good for him, Rob, he
has a line of suits.

Speaker 19 (02:10:32):
Ah boy.

Speaker 6 (02:10:33):
Wheel of Fortune is the number one syndicated show.

Speaker 11 (02:10:36):
In the United States, by the way, Well, and that
makes sense, right, I mean, it's the most benign show
of all time.

Speaker 2 (02:10:43):
It's nothing to it. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:10:47):
I see him every night for a little bit.

Speaker 16 (02:10:49):
I do not.

Speaker 2 (02:10:49):
I wait for seven oh one and I put Jeopardy on. Well,
Wheel of Fortune is on me seven thirty one, Rob,
and Jeopardy's on at seven thirty. I caught myself. That's
what you get.

Speaker 11 (02:11:00):
At seven point thirty one. I switch on and I
see mister Jennings and I'm like, okay, all is right?

Speaker 2 (02:11:08):
AnyWho Seacrest Stadium for those of you down there in
northern suburban Atlanta, Seacrest out, Seacrest out? Does he still
do that? I have no idea. Maybe I'll listen to him.
Who he's up to, enjoyed it? Let me know.

Speaker 6 (02:11:24):
I'll shoot him a message here. You should Ryan, I'm
one of your co workers.

Speaker 2 (02:11:28):
Yeah, we worked like a company bro. Who see at
the company party, homie? Is he gonna be there? I'm
sure he does afternoons on kiss right or middays or something. Hey,
maybe the cock show on one h.

Speaker 8 (02:11:44):
Of course he stays.

Speaker 15 (02:11:45):
Calm when someone steals his stuff from.

Speaker 2 (02:11:48):
The company fridge.

Speaker 8 (02:11:49):
He needs that energy for when he poops in their
gas tank. Allan cox Onemma.

Speaker 20 (02:12:04):
Well, looks like it's had to put all our glad
rags again. Although this whole thing sounds like a bunch
of hogeman frim flam to me, say, newsboy, which way
to the closest?

Speaker 2 (02:12:12):
Be easy? Have an holy timey.

Speaker 20 (02:12:16):
Christmas like the times of yester year when money was
clams and legs were gams. Have the bar made, grab
a beer, Have an only timey Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:12:31):
Getting dizzy with the.

Speaker 20 (02:12:33):
Dame if she spouts off wise boxer in the eyes,
let the game, Let take the blame. Oh, all the
races and the women could and vote. Don't be a
puss Upoloka that gets my goat. Have an only timey Christmas.

(02:12:58):
Wax your mustache and put a your dukes.

Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
I'll treat you.

Speaker 20 (02:13:02):
Too, a little chin music.

Speaker 8 (02:13:05):
Let's go on a toot, don't blow your have.

Speaker 20 (02:13:10):
Be doe on a floozy with busted chops.

Speaker 12 (02:13:15):
Slip her, make your two.

Speaker 8 (02:13:18):
And give her the old wet suck.

Speaker 20 (02:13:21):
Have an holy timey Christmas grab as if two fingers
off cheer.

Speaker 2 (02:13:29):
Oh my golly, have a holy.

Speaker 20 (02:13:31):
Timey Christmas this year, and the risk of two is
the wrong ringer. I'm gonna head off to find myself
a refa say, chinaman, which.

Speaker 8 (02:13:40):
Way to the Opium den.

Speaker 2 (02:13:45):
I got an email from Michelle. She was like, Jesus,
you can't play oldie timey Christmas enough. I'm like, well,
it's kind of taking a back door this year to
festive glory hole. You gotta make room for the new rum.
Get back door on the mind ivan, back seat to
what did I say? Back door?

Speaker 6 (02:14:01):
Did I really sorry? Freddy and Slip took a back seat?

Speaker 2 (02:14:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:14:07):
Sorry, we had a drink yet. Golly my, no, we're
gonna get one.

Speaker 2 (02:14:13):
Yeah, we're gonna get out of here a couple of
minutes early because we've been boy boy, did we get pestered?
We really did get pester to go earlier to this
Christmas party. I was out having a piss in the
break there, and the sweet out here is fully empty.
Everybody's away already, but out in the hallway there were
a handful of colleagues who were on their way. Do

(02:14:35):
you see Jeffrey, I saw I was walking and texting
because I'm going to finally pick up my car tomorrow morning. Nice.
But you and Jeffrey were walking down the hall. I
was surprised to see you guys locked arms. Yeah, we
just deeply embraced and that's what you had seen. He
was the arms were locked at the end of it,
just to kind of hold on for a few more minutes.

Speaker 17 (02:14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:14:56):
No, I told them about the h the idea that
we had. Oh you did you you looped him in
that that you're kim Chie for breakfast. Yeah, you were
loading up the chamber and that did you know you
guys had a great show today? And I was like, oh, thanks, Jeffrey,
and he goes, uh, He's like, did you guys talk
about me? And I said, uh yeah. I said, you know,
we had an idea that I was going to blame

(02:15:16):
you for ransid farts. And he goes, yeah, okay, like
it was. He's fully on board. It makes sense, fully fine,
go ahead, makes sense. He's always very complimentary of this program.
When you see him in the morning, Yeah, very magnanimous.
He's it's so funny, man.

Speaker 11 (02:15:32):
People rip on him and you know, I mean, I
know that that's kind of just sort of what goes
on and what he is arguably one of the nicest,
most just chill people I've ever met.

Speaker 2 (02:15:42):
Like there's not a mean bone in that dude's body.
That's why when everybody's talking about, oh, Jeffrey was stealing
this stuff, and like, dude, well that's what I said,
never and again and I've I've I have gone off
hard in the past over the bed bug thing. But
that's more of an environment situation, right, not him, I
mean whatever, of course, But when everybody, like you said,

(02:16:04):
when people were stealing my Selsa eye and they're like, oh,
it's laroic, I'm like, that is the last person I
would ever suspect there could be. And I've seen it
the kitchen full of something because the salespeople are getting
bribed to come into work for something and he's and
they're like, oh, go ahead and make a plate, and
he's like, are you sure? Like that's okay, Like he's

(02:16:25):
so reserved about that stuff, like and he never asks
for Still, he'll send me a note every once in
a while and be like, hey, man, is there any
chance we can get tickets to this? Of course, if
I can put my hands on them. I'll do it
for him every time. And the guy's been here. I've
been here a little bit longer than him. It's been
here a long time. He was just fifteen years for
him this year.

Speaker 3 (02:16:42):
I yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:16:46):
They did one of those surveys.

Speaker 2 (02:16:48):
They said that most of the people that they surveyed
in this particular thing would rather get a root canal
than go to the office holiday party. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:16:56):
Can I don't know if that's.

Speaker 2 (02:17:00):
True. Thirty percent of the men they talk to it
would rather get a root canal than go to the
office party. Yeah, it's because guys can't get handsy anymore,
you know. Like twenty percent of women said the same thing.
So one in five women go, yeah, I'd rather get
a root canal and go to the office party.

Speaker 6 (02:17:18):
One in three guys or like I'd rather you know,
I think that's.

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
Just saying it too. Like I don't think anybody would
rather get a root canal, you know what I mean.

Speaker 11 (02:17:26):
Like I'll say tons of things, like i'd rather do this,
I wouldn't do that with this, Like I'd say a
million things, but of course I would rather go to
the holiday party than get a root canal.

Speaker 2 (02:17:34):
Well, I think it's also with so many people like
working remotely, there's like a disengagement in the workplace now
where there's a lot of places where if everybody's gathered together,
it probably feels weird. Because now that's kind of one
of the reasons I don't mind doing this stuff, because
there are genuinely people that I work with that I
haven't seen for a while because they work remotely, so

(02:17:57):
it's interesting to kind of catch up with them. Northeastern
lead this thing, by the way, of course, they'd rather
get root canals or is it roots canal? Root canals
then go to the office holiday party. Dude, I can't
tell you the longest list of things I would rather
do than go to this stupid holiday party. That's that's

(02:18:17):
that's what you're hearing from these guys. Let me let
me tell you that, dude, the Christmas patty comes right
after root canal on my list of things I would
rather be doing. Yeah, mate, Luther King j Yeah, that's
all that is. You got a bunch of drunken New Englanders.
Oh yeah, dude, I'd rather get a root canal kid.

Speaker 5 (02:18:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
But you know what, though, it's also kind of an
odd thing because more and more people talk about, you know,
there's a growing loneliness among people, especially younger generations, right
gen Z workers are the loneliest, feeling lonely at work,
right Yeah, And so they talk about anxiety and things

(02:19:01):
like that, and so it is kind of a strange
back and forth. I guess.

Speaker 11 (02:19:06):
So my wife's company, she's like the older statesman of
the crew, like you know, most of them are late twenties,
early thirties, dating, just getting married, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:19:18):
Maybe refer to her as the most seasoned of the group.

Speaker 19 (02:19:20):
Rob No.

Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
Elder statesman, you know what I mean, She's the elder
states person of one on her crew.

Speaker 6 (02:19:28):
She's got the most experience, of course.

Speaker 2 (02:19:30):
Yeah, so she sees it a lot. She's like it's
kind of weird because like, you know, they're one of those,
you know, newer companies in the sense that they do
like they have game rooms and bars and like all
of that stuff on site, right, Like they're kind of
a it's sort of a cool office and that sort
of stuff. So like when people when people are done working,

(02:19:52):
like two or three people will get together and go
play pool that in the pool room, or they'll go
have a drink and they'll play Mario Carter whatever, you
know what I mean. And with her, she's like, this
is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. So she's feeling
more of like, I think, the left out stuff than
even they would. That was another thing I was reading

(02:20:13):
a while back was nobody goes for drinks after work anymore. No.

Speaker 6 (02:20:18):
They're like peepe used to be you kind of you'd
wind down, you go to the bar.

Speaker 2 (02:20:21):
So they're like, people don't do that anymore, at least
not a lot of these kinds of profiles are focused
on gen Z kind of the emerging workforce, right, They're like,
younger generations aren't going and having a drink anymore. Man,
They're going home where they're doing other stuff. They're like
that culture is not as big of a deal anymore.
And there's good and bad to that too. I mean

(02:20:41):
there's a socialization aspect of it too. But you're also
not going to like walk, you know, go to work
Tuesday morning hungover. I don't you know, I'm just sort
of offering priorities. I guess I've always just sort of
I don't know, I kept to myself a lot, you know,
when I was young, I guess in radio when like
you know what it was like.

Speaker 11 (02:20:58):
I mean every radio station there was three in a building.
They were fully staffed twenty four to seven. There were
people everywhere, so there was always stuff to do, so
you know, the possibilities of going out and doing stuff
was more present, and I would I would go on occasion.
But yeah, I've always been a fan of just like
I'm done, I'm done, you know what I mean, Like

(02:21:18):
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (02:21:19):
I just worked all the time. I was just always
at the radio station.

Speaker 2 (02:21:21):
I was trying to, like, you know, when I got
to Kalamazoo, I was trying to bust my ass to
get out of Kalamazoo and get onto the right spot.

Speaker 11 (02:21:28):
So I was always there. And I spend more time
with you than I do with like my family. Right,
so you're well when you think about it, right, like
do we need to go out for drinks after?

Speaker 2 (02:21:37):
Correct? Like I'll shoot you a text if I think
something's funny. Well, all along the way, you know, are
the various iterations of this show. Because people want to
think that everybody's hanging out. They'd be like, oh to
you and Bill and Mary and Erica, you guys get along.
I go, Yeah, we get along famously. I mean, you
hear the show. But we're not hanging out socially, no,
because part of my thought was always if we do

(02:21:58):
that a lot, then we all have the same stories, right,
we all need to be out doing different stuff. And
I think I probably outside of work, I spend more
time with you than I have with anybody.

Speaker 11 (02:22:10):
Like I go to your gigs. I do stuff like
that because I want to help and I want you
know whatever. And now I sort of have to help.
But the but that's what happens when you fire everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:22:19):
That's why I told Jess when she came out, I said,
don't even look at me outside of the outside of
the studio. It's right, don't even Oh, don't you even
talk to me. And she's taken it to heart. Look
at me, don't talk to me nothing.

Speaker 11 (02:22:33):
And I put on don't worry like you like you requested.
I put on that that shock collar. I slipped it
into her back pocket. So if she gets a little
too yappy at the party, just.

Speaker 2 (02:22:42):
Because oh, did you already test it?

Speaker 3 (02:22:44):
I did.

Speaker 6 (02:22:45):
That's why I didn't feel it. Yeah, that's why it hurt.

Speaker 2 (02:22:49):
That's what it was. Yeah, so just you know, just
know that if you get the zapp that means you're
talking to Alan too much. Oh wait, you have to
so you have to over see how much she's talking
to me. That seems well, you're intensive. It's not the
AI version. It doesn't have the talk to Alan too
much setting all right, So I guess I just pushed

(02:23:13):
the button. All right enough, down, sit down, stay, stay
good girl. I'm sending people both versions. By the way
of Rob hates the Ducks. And I got an email
from Julie. She said, love, love, love you guys. You

(02:23:34):
put a smile on my face when I need it. Thanks, Alan,
you're the best. Rob has the sexiest voice ever, says Julie.
That's why we call him click rattler. Julie, I can
come out of nowhere, says That's exactly why. Alan. Could

(02:23:57):
you please donate a million dollars a la Ryan Seacrest
to the football stadium at Kent State.

Speaker 6 (02:24:05):
We need the new Dix Cox Arena.

Speaker 2 (02:24:08):
You know the football stadium for the Kent State Golden
Flashes is Dix Stadium, DX. Remember I dated a girl
briefly one hundred years ago whose last name was Dix DX,
and I go, you realize we can never get married, right,
so we'll just have to But but how great would
that have been if she just was kept her last
name Dixon Cox.

Speaker 9 (02:24:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
Hi, I'm Nancy Dix Cox.

Speaker 17 (02:24:31):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (02:24:31):
Excuse me, Nancy Dix Cox? Is that ANX?

Speaker 22 (02:24:36):
You know?

Speaker 2 (02:24:37):
Listen? When I was in college, we had Dyke Stadium,
Oh d Yche. It was named after this guy like
he was the mayor of Evanston, Illinois in like the
late eighteen hundreds. So the football and again, my school
sucked at football. Nobody cares. It didn't get good until
I left Dyke Stadium. And then they renamed it like

(02:24:58):
three or four years after I graduated. Some other guys
slapped his gave the school a bunch of money, and
now it's Ryan Field. I think they just redid it
like last or they finished it last summer something. When
I was there was Dyke Stadium. You know that guy
tried to tell everybody that was No, No, it's d J.

(02:25:19):
It's not dit. What's the matter with it?

Speaker 14 (02:25:22):
Is?

Speaker 2 (02:25:23):
Like John Bayner, it's not Boner, that's Boner. That's John Bayner.

Speaker 16 (02:25:30):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
Grandma John?

Speaker 29 (02:25:32):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:25:33):
What Boner.

Speaker 2 (02:25:34):
No, it's Bayner. I used to argue with my grandma
all the time about the pronunciation of John Bayner. Yeah, oh, Grandma,
it's John Bayner Bayner either way, he's in politics. And
what are they grandma? Oh boy? Uh you know what
your grandmother thinks? Uh, A bunch of perfect Come on, hey, Joe.

Speaker 3 (02:26:03):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 2 (02:26:04):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (02:26:05):
Joe?

Speaker 3 (02:26:05):
Are you nothing?

Speaker 16 (02:26:07):
I hear?

Speaker 3 (02:26:08):
Are you guys have got a party going on over there?

Speaker 2 (02:26:10):
Huh yeah outside these four walls. Yeah, they're the holiday thing.

Speaker 3 (02:26:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (02:26:17):
Yeah, well I know that that douchey or sue, whatever
you want to call her, she is trying to get
a lot of people for the after party to go
across the street or somewhere to do some gambling.

Speaker 2 (02:26:33):
Yeah, she already asked us. She already informed us that
they're going to the casino, and we politely declined the invitation.

Speaker 3 (02:26:40):
Yeah, thank god, you got some music. I don't know,
are you guys uh crazy or what what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:26:51):
What do you how so gambling? That I would listen
if I if I liked going out and doing things.
I love hanging out with Dougie.

Speaker 6 (02:26:59):
Great, Joe, are you anti gambling.

Speaker 2 (02:27:01):
I think he's anti Dougie. I think was the Well,
what's that got to do with anything?

Speaker 3 (02:27:05):
It doesn't anti No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not anti Douge.

Speaker 23 (02:27:11):
She's a character, I'll tell you what. But she she
wants to get the gang together and go across the
street and do some gambling later on for.

Speaker 3 (02:27:20):
The after party at the right here. Yeah, yeah, you guys,
you guys gonna do that too.

Speaker 2 (02:27:26):
No no, no, no, no, dude, I'm telling you when
I when I tell you, I'm gonna be there for
half an hour. I will text Alanah once I'm already
on the highway that I've left, and it will be
before seven o'clock guaranteed.

Speaker 3 (02:27:40):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:27:42):
Really, no, I'm yeah, But Joe, what is your vested
interest in what we're doing after the holiday party? You're
gonna join us the casino? Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:27:50):
I see, well, I live too far away. I live
on the southern Astabula County, sou I can't make it tonight,
so it'd be awesome, all right, But I.

Speaker 23 (02:28:02):
Am Jeffrey, and keep Jeffrey ellen laroque because he's got
the hots for this girl that's lived.

Speaker 3 (02:28:11):
That works in the department of sales. I guess did
you see that? You know Ashley? Yeah, I know?

Speaker 2 (02:28:22):
Where will you?

Speaker 3 (02:28:23):
And yeah, and he's he's gonna go.

Speaker 23 (02:28:27):
And it was a funny show this morning because I
listened to the show every day and every evening.

Speaker 3 (02:28:32):
To he's he's a he's a he's crazy, man, that's
on you.

Speaker 2 (02:28:44):
So thank you, Joe, we will. I appreciate the call
pal he's given us, like the R M G Cliffs
notes or something, and he's talking about thank you, Joe.
You know that girl in sales ash Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do, Yeah, sure do.

Speaker 6 (02:29:01):
I didn't know he had zero it in on her.

Speaker 2 (02:29:03):
Well, I think, yeah, she's a young attractive female in
the building. Yes, he's zeroed in. Yeah, well, we got
a handful of those out there correct that. She's just
the newest.

Speaker 6 (02:29:13):
She's fresh meat.

Speaker 2 (02:29:14):
And he hasn't met Jess yet. So that's moments away
from now. I'm going to introduce her to him, and
then I'm going to back up like Homer into the
heads Rob. That's what I'm gonna make myself scarce.

Speaker 10 (02:29:26):
That's how my boss and the band does put me
up to these agents or these owners of these bars.

Speaker 20 (02:29:30):
You.

Speaker 2 (02:29:31):
This is Jess bye, and he'll walk away and I'm
stuck with these people. Well yeah, because they figure that
the female is going to be you put the space
forward with the female, and you soften everybody up. And
when they don't want to deal with it, they haven't
met me, you disavow them of the notion that you're
going to be easy to deal with. She just goes zero.
What's up? She's chomping on gum? All right, Well then

(02:29:54):
we're going to get out of here and into this
Christmas party. Where can people hit you up? Rop ms
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(02:30:15):
many minutes this year those rewinds are making it.

Speaker 6 (02:30:17):
I still have yet to see mine.

Speaker 2 (02:30:18):
But okay, but otherwise you can leave us those little
messages on the app as well. Voicemail that would be
the after hours line. It's two one six nine eight
six eighty nine three and email me for anything else
I was thinking about it. Are you signed in on
your iHeartRadio. App is it here?

Speaker 27 (02:30:36):
You you are?

Speaker 2 (02:30:37):
I wonder why you haven't gotten the thing yet.

Speaker 6 (02:30:40):
It's fine, It's not changing my life one iota.

Speaker 20 (02:30:46):
And now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch
is on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 3 (02:30:53):
Get out it.

Speaker 24 (02:30:54):
Be careful of what you say, be careful of wait,
be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

(02:31:15):
One slip and you know you're through. Big Brother is
watching you. And with all narrative, remember ovidience paid. And
when you watch that DAV screens, remember it works both ways.

(02:31:36):
You disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.