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It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven double.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
U m M. Well Mart, listen, they take a lot
of heat. But sometimes you can't avoid going into a Walmart.
Most times you'll come out of a Walmart unstabbed. Yeah,
but that was not the case up there in Traverse City.

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Or a guy just ran around and started stabbing people.
You know, I have a family and friends up in
the Traverse City area, and you best believe I was
checking that list of information to see if everybody was okay,
and there was a lot of information to be had.
Some of those people are in pretty critical condition. Somebody
ended up just taking the dude down. There was a

(01:30):
guy with a folding knife who just starts walking around
to Walmart in Traverse City.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
It's just like a pocket knife. Yeah, crazy stabbed eleven people.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
A forty two year old man stabbed five men and
six women, including a Walmart employee. By the last thing
you expect when you go to friggin work at Walmart.
Is he going to walk back stabbed?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
The victims are all expected to survive, which is great news.
Unbelievable when you have that many people ranging an age
from twenty one to eighty four.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
They got the guy, some random dude ended up taking
him down. Yeah, it was a couple of Marines or something.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right now, that's so small thing either because you get
him in the wrong way, you're gonna get stabbed too.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
But at that point you're like.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Him had a gun, didn't he didn't want him to
have a gun. They brought him a gun. On everybody
up there's carrying so yeah, and then they kind of
like walked him back. Yeah, I saw the video. They
walked him back and there was another marine was walking
there telling him to get on the ground, drop the knife. Yeah, yeah,
pretty intense.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
It.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, he's drew on him. I mean the guy is
trying to get the guy.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, anyway, wild Yeah, listen, anything can't happen anywhere, but
Traverse City, Michigan is not exactly the kind of place
where you think you're gonna get stabbed in a walmart.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
You're up there to check out the cherries.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Although they don't do that film festival anymore, and that
was a big, big draw for a long time up
there in Traversity. Investigators said the stabbings were random, but
they're gonna throw a terrorism charge at them because obviously
it was a mass attack and obviously could have been

(03:29):
much worse. This is what we're left to do now,
by the way, is to look at a situation like
this and go, well, it could have been worse, yeah,
because it always could be. And he could have just
as easily walked in there with a firearm. Well, and
I think the fact that no one died yet there,
you know, it could have been worse. Yes, I mean

(03:50):
if there was ten people dead, they probably wouldn't say that.
I'd imagine Joe Pennington, a Walmart spokesperson, said, quote, violence
like this is unaccepted.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
That's a great quote, boy, drawing a hard line there
over at the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
IT'SOK, A long time to come up with that one. Yep,
violence like this is appreciated. No, no, I don't scratch that. No,
violence like this should happen more. No, No, it's bad, Yes,
print it.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
So up there in Traverse City, you're getting stabbed potentially
at the Walmart. Head down about one thousand miles or
so southwest to the Walmart in Burbank, California, where they finally.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Snagged the cereal butt sniffer.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
This is the guy's a registered sex offender, been caught
doing things like this before, until one woman finally set
him up and filmed herself just standing at a shelf,
hoping that she'd get him doing it, and she did
a serial butts in his defense, what's are great? And

(05:06):
the closer you can get to him, better off you are.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's supposed to be with consent, obviously, but this guy's
not all there.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
He says, how are you gathering that? Ah? The fact
that it was a serial but rob you do one
or two? Ah, right.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Somebody might go, well, that's just the way of the world.
It could be worse. You want to talk about a
situation where a bevy of queens might really help you
fend the guy off. But you know, he was a
he'd get up behind a woman and pretend this was
at nordstrom Rack by the way, so there was a

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Walmart there, there's a nordst Racks, one of these big
shopping centers, and he would bend down behind a woman
and like pretend that he was looking for something, dropped
to contact maybe or uh, his shoe, who knows, right,
And he get down there and try to sniff some asses,

(06:07):
try to sniff some asses.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Nordstrom Rack more like nordstrum crack. If I right e
Nordsom crack? Am I right? You are right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey, here's some of the coverage out there at k
Cow in Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
It's a twenty twenty three TikTok that went viral. I
was so freaked out when I turned around and saw
him literally under me.

Speaker 11 (06:37):
A woman confronts a man at a Barnes and Noble
for getting on call.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, I neglected to mention that this guy's been doing
this for a while. The story is that they finally
got him, this serial butt sniffer comfortably close seeming to
sniff her.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
What are you doing? That's MICHAELA. Winter.

Speaker 11 (06:57):
She posted the video frustrated after watching him walk around
targeting other women.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
It turns out that men post ejaculatory sounds. I got
it crouched and Chalice Crowder is the greatest guy's ears.
It looks like black Shrek.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
This guy, he's got Shrek ears right, Like they look
like bugles.

Speaker 12 (07:25):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Look at that guy? You think he want to hear him?
Fart nut sniff I got a tiny nose. God, you
think he get down there with his ears? Hey, I
can hear the ocean?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
By Jagina is up to your ass?

Speaker 11 (07:42):
Just heard sex offender with a rap sheet that includes
burglary and peeping into people's homes with kids inside.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I feel like the justice system is just neglecting everything.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
She's a cutie bro, MICHAELA. Winters.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
She's the one that got him on camera. Get him
on camera. Among she was doing the lord's work out there,
neglecting everything.

Speaker 11 (08:06):
We talked to Wider again just days after Crowder was
arrested from the Burbank Empire plaza. It was Tuesday when
several people reported weird behavior first at the North.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Weird behavior, Yeah, what's so weird about it? Those ears
on the guy though, the giant ears.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
And hear the fart before it comes. Nah, it's going
to be a good one. Let me hear you. Cut
Geez from Rack before police tracked him to the nearby.

Speaker 13 (08:33):
Walmart, where he eventually worked his way into the women's section,
found a loan shopper and started exiting some of the
same behavior, getting close to her, uncomfortably close, crouching down
as if he was trying to buy something or check
something out or look at something.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
So I've heard up to twenty women, you know, and
what's happened to them? And they're all scared, and I
know the feeling Winter feels. He never should have gotten
a chance to victimize any one else. Court document show
he was.

Speaker 11 (09:02):
Out on parole with the history of convictions for luke
conduct dating back to twenty twenty one.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Walmart having a tough week between the butt sniffer and
the stabber. They're in Traverse City, Allen, this sounds like
you should be playing another episode of Would You Rather
Be Stabbed?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
In the UK? Or shot in the United States. We
haven't played that in a while.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Would it's time to play would you rather be stabbed
in Europe or shot in the US? The game show
where you decide if you'd rather be stabbed in Europe
or shot in the US.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Now, here's your host, Ellen Cox.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Thank you today. All right, Mishelle, what we asked? It
was a bold will be.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Stabbed leontied Kingdom are shot in the United States?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Cantessa today, Robert Etheltey Tyler. Do you think that it's
better to be stabbed in the UK or shot?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
May I allowed to ask questions? Of course you are?
Do I die from either one instantly? Do you die
from either one instantly? You knew? Well there's always a chance.
All right, you might die from one of them. I'm
going with uh, shot in the US.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I'm sorry to be stabbed. The leonited the US problems?
Is it better to be stabbed in the UK? Shot
in the US? We'll see you next time. I changed
my answer, Bob.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
This has been would you rather be stabbed in Europe.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Or shot in the US? All right, what's your answer?
I'd like to be stabbed in the UK. Please, I'm sorry.
Shot is it better.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Stabbed in the UK or shot in the United States.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
We'll see you next time.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Run Anyboddy, it gets them several years supply Eternal Wax.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
The Earling Car Show on.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
One hundred.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Pro tip. If a cop pulls you over and they
hear you listening to this, you're.

Speaker 14 (11:20):
Probably just gonna let you go because you know, I
figured you suffered enough.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yellen Car Show.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
On one hundred point seven. Domma.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We were talking about sitting to pee earlier, and it
doesn't exactly rise the level of some all time controversy. However,
you know it does people who argue over and these
are just the things that we'll get on people's nerves
when you cohabit, and it really is a test, you know,
when people move in together really is a test. Some

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people live with other people very well. I'm one of
those people. I live very well with people, I travel
well with people. I have a cool head, rob But
like cap on the toothpaste, you know, if I see
someone leaving the CA I think about girlfriends I've lived with,
and not all of them in a couple.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
With varying results.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
But if the cap was off the toothpaste, you know
what I would do put the cap back on the toothpaste, Yeah,
and then go about my night.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Not everything has to be a screaming match.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
But among the more mundane things that people will argue
about is which way do you put the toilet roll?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
There's only one way. The argument is flap over or
flap under?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Right, Nope, there's only one way to do it. Well,
the argument is flap over or flap under. I assume
you're a flap over. Yes, I'm a flap over guy too.
In every area of life. Anytime I see a flap,
I go flap over. You just did that in the
men's room. I sure did, flapped over for the first time,

(13:03):
right over the fence like the sandlot scientists. Now, I
don't know how a scientist would settle the debate. It's
probably got I'm going to learn this along with you.
It's probably got something to do with fecal flakes or something.
You're gonna hate the answer. Oh really, Oh, you're gonna
hate it so much. It's been over one hundred to

(13:25):
fifty years since the toilet roll was invented, the question
of how exactly it should be oriented still triggers furious debate.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
The furious I think it pretty much.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
And the over position, the next square of toilet paper
is facing the user. Well, in the under position, the
next square is facing the wall. Scientists has settled the
debate once.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
And for all. Doctor Primrose Freestone, this is made up.

Speaker 15 (13:52):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
It's a fantastic name, University of Leicester in the UK.
Prim Freestone.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I believe it's pronounced Primrose free Stone. Doctor Primrose Freeze.
I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Here's our picture. She looks exactly like a Prims. She
is an Associate professor in Clinical microbiology at the University
of Lista and uh works with in the School of
Respiratory Sciences. All right, which science, So she's a legit person, Okay,

(14:29):
says the What says the under orientation is safer and
more effective despite the image in the original toilet paper patent,
which was over She points out that the over method
requires a second hand to touch the toilet roll.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
The hell is she talking about? Science is a liar.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Sometimes this increases the risk of the paper being contaminated
before it even gets down there to do its business.
There is more handling of the toilet roll from the
over position. What is she talking about? No one in
the history of time has ever reached across their body
to hold the top of the toilet paper to rip
the goddamn She off Everett.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Well, I don't know what do you do that?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
How can you reach it?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
How can I reach right there? Reach it over the wall? Well? No, no, no,
this goes to how far you are from the wall? Well,
the walls right next to you. Say, yeah, you still
have to reach over. What's that that far you enough pivot?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, but if it's under is the thought that you
push the roll against the wall? No, I think she's
saying that it doesn't matter because you're going to use
that anyway, right, because she's saying you're putting your hand
on top to hold it to rip the square off.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yeah, But if it's the other way, you're just pulling
across with the whole roll. That's what I'm saying, you
unroll the whole role.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
And I was gonna say, if she means that the
roll is pushed up against the wall, then that's part
of what's going to get down in your nether regions.
I don't know about this. I know it's publisher parish
at the university level. But if this woman worked overtime
on this.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
And again she's a she's a scientist, but uh I
is a liar sometimes.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, but if you think about it, even just from
a reach over and grab it one handed perspective and
give it a little what the that's what that's that's.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Always going to work better if it's over the top.
I don't have a lot of luck with the one
hand tear. You don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
It's like pulling a tablecloth and keeping all the wineglasses upright.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
You know, No, I end up.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Maybe it's just the the angle at which I do it.
But when I try that, I like have an unrolled
toilet paper roll.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I know, why?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Why which? When you're at home court? Which side is
your toilet paper on? On the right in the bathroom.
You're a lefty, Yeah, you try with my right hand,
you'd probably have it that I got to put whatever
I grab, I gotta put it into my left hand. Well,
I'm saying if you were a writing maybe it's a
maybe if the role was on the wall to your left,
it might be easier to rip it off, you know,

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saying more coordination with your dominant hand. Well, then I'm
gonna start sitting on the toilet back backwards. Yeah, face
the bowl problem solved with the tank. Yeah, I mean
I do that when I want to get a.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Little reading done anyway, but.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Not all that, uh, not all that prequel. All right,
Well then I'll start doing that. I'm gonna change out
my whole routine. I'm already sitting to pee now, I'm
gonna sit backwards when I got to go number two,
so that the so that the roll is on my
left Yep, this is gonna work out. I'm gonna try this, right.
We were a U when my mom came to visit.

(17:37):
She replaced the toilet paper one day and I went
in there and it was facing the wrong way, and
I you would have thought she shot one of my dogs.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
I caused a scene, a stink as it were. Yea,
hey speaking of punts. I yeah, oh I was. I was, yeah, like,
we don't do that in this house.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Mother.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I don't know what you do in your house, but
in this house, we're over the top toilet paper people. Well,
my daughter is one of those kids that will leave
an empty roll. Yeah, and again it's no big deal,
but I do. I'm trying to impress upon her, Hey,
please take it off and throw it away, and she goes, no,
I need the role for my crafts. I go, well,

(18:15):
then take it off if you're gonna use it. I
was assuming this was going right in the receptacle. But
if you're going to use it, then definitely take it off.
But I'm still out there replacing the toilet paper rolls.
I'm super if you will again, pardon the punt. I'm
super anal about it too. I'm always checking to make
sure there's enough next roles, Like we have this holder,

(18:39):
this container, you know, like this little tiny metal cabinet.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm like making sure there's enough in there.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
So you're a planner, man, I'm the guy that sits
down ten minutes later, I'm screaming.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Somebody bright me, some goddamn toilet. No check, gosh.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I always make sure, never, always make sure that both
of the bathrooms are stocked.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I just assume. I don't live with savages. If you
kids role, you put another one back.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Well, but you also become a victim of your own success.
And I accept this after a while. They do that
because they know you'll do it, they know you'll fire it.
And again, it's not the end of the world. It's
my house, I'll take care of some business. So tonight,
when I'm having my third pooh of the day, I'm
gonna sit backwards.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I don't have a bidet, so it's that's not gonna
jam me up at all.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
But this scientist says that the role coming from underneath
is the more it's got to be shades of difference.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I mean, it has to be an infinitesimal difference.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
If she's talking about it's more hygienical, like this infinitesimal,
the difference is negligible.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Because see this is what she says.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
In the under position, you can pin it against the wall,
which yes, of course you can, well okay, but then
that means that the next piece you pulled down was
against the wall. I don't know what people's walls look like.
I only know what some public bathrooms look like, and
I don't know what you animals are doing in there.
But also like how did it get on the ceiling?

(20:18):
But also if you're if you're if you're pressing it
against the wall, and pully, what happens when you get
towards the end of the role and it's not touching
the wall anymore.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
These are all valid questions. This woman's out of her mind,
all valid quests.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
She's published somehow, and we're we were two guys talking
on the radio, just figured out fifty questions to disprove
what she's saying. Woman, Maybe there's an exchange rate. She
is at the University of Leicester. Maybe there's something they
got screwed up in translation. And uh, shut up, kid,
I'm sitting backwards on the toilet. All right, do you

(20:52):
let me do my thing here please, I'm doing some
research for the Allan Cox Show.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Would you shut up? Please? Doing colored by numbers? Come on?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
What's dad doing over there? He's sitting backwards in the toilet. Jesus,
he's seeing the sandwich up there his left hand. Yeah,
he's reloading, making room and reloading. All right, well, I'm
gonna try this then if the second hand you don't need.
Women generally tend to use more toilet paper than men

(21:25):
for number ones and twos.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
There's more going on down there, right, and talk about
your flap. I'm being over instead of under for the
under position. Professor Freestone. Professor was her first name. Professor
Primrose Fons. Imagine you're mister and missus freestone, and you go,
what should we name our kids? Tabitha? No Nancy, no Hermione?

(21:53):
How about Primrose? I mean she's too old to have
I think gotten some pop culture name. He was family name.
Maybe it was a family surname. Some people like to
do that.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Ooh, she was named after my grandfather stolen the beaches
of Normandy.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
My great grandfather Primrose. AnyWho, you gals, you're using more
paper than guys. From the under position, there's likely to
be less b.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Take two. Are we still rolling? Three two? Hold on,
I didn't hit, I didn't hit. Recording is three two one.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
From the under position, there is less likely to be
whole roll contamination.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Well that's just good advice for life.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Right when I'm in the under position, there's not gonna
be as much roll whole roll contamination. Honey, can you
see my whole roll from there? Now, I'm gonna need
your flap in the over position. Right, this is like
a mad full all right, I'm in the under position.

(23:03):
I'm gonna need you in the over position. Okay, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Need you to park it right on, Monogan, just take
a seat. Yeah, that's fine, all right. The under position
better for the toilet roll. Listen.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
These are very mundane decisions for people to make, but
they are interesting because ultimately you will have to determine
what works best for you. And if you come to
the conclusion, you know what, Alan, I suspect I'll get
no shortage of emails and messages following up.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
You know Allan, my whole life, I've been.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
An over flapper, but then I tried it and I
just like that better never now The next question is
and I find that it differs more. Something else that
differs is how much people use. And some people they
need like their hand disappeared under a comforter. They need

(23:59):
like a catcher's mitt of toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
What are you doing? They're crazy to see what some
people do. There's different ways of doing it too.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
There's the folders, the folders of the paper and wiping
with the fold and then there's the rappers. The rappers
are using way more paper. I'm a folder mm hmm.
I don't even like the crumple. I fold mine into
paper airplanes and then I throw them at my anus.
There's some light that they really they just fly all

(24:29):
over the place. But you gotta have a little fun
when you're in there a gomi or a gomi. So yeah,
using two hands risks the spread of bacteria from the
wiping hand to the other hand.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Also, don't you get up and wash your hands anyway?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Of course, I mean, I know some people probably don't,
and so maybe this is a geared towards them. But anyway,
according to Professor Primrose Freestone, she's at a party.

Speaker 16 (25:04):
Hello Ryan, Doctor Primige Feeston, Hello, it's so nice to
meet you. Why does your name sounds so familiar when
I was the one who did all the research on
Flap over flap?

Speaker 4 (25:19):
You right, brilliant.

Speaker 16 (25:22):
You're the reason my home has so much less single contamination.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Indeed, our guests are so thrilled when they come to
use our ball.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
The toilet paper is so solitary because of you.

Speaker 16 (25:35):
I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, doctor bouergon TX.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
He's theles in women's foreheads, Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 17 (25:46):
On one seven wmms Alan Cox, the.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Sort of man we used to describe at school. It
was a complete creek. The Allan God.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Show one hundred pointsmms out the Rocket Arena.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
I think I'm finally going to give up.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Romo Fijo yeah, it's I'm just hanging on by my
fingernails and it's pretty clunky. And they changed the name,
and I think the moment has passed. When you went
to Nomo Fijo, I had a feeling we were on
the way out. You have Nomo Romo fijo to no
Mo Fijo. Well, I thought about just intermittently diminishing it
so it would be Mo fijo after that, and then

(26:27):
fijo and then just oh.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, it's not Calves at the Hoe.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
No. They've done it, and it had its moment and
it was fun, but it's time to move on. So
Net's Calves at the Rocket Arena tonight, right around the
corner from us here. Of course, I invite anyone of
our customers in this audience, uh to keep that going.
But I think officially here on the Alan Cox Show,
that dog has had its den.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Should we play taps for it? I mean, I hadn't
thought about that, But if for for Romo fijo.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I mean, dude, you create it, this thing, everybody calls
it Romo fijo, and you are putting it to bed.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well, I'm bummed out about it too, because I really
loved Romo Fijo. It was ridiculous and stupid and fun
and that is a confluence of three of my favorite things.
But you know, it had a good run. It wasn't
like they called it the Rocket Mortgage field House for
a year. We got a good four years out of it,
I think. But there's nothing you can do with rocket Arena,

(27:32):
at least not spoken. People have suggested roar, but that
only works in print R O A R. So anyway,
it has not been Rocket Mortgage field House now for
a few weeks. It is the Rocket Arena and that's
what they want to go with, and I am not
clever enough to come up with something for that, so
we will move on from it the rest for you now.

(27:54):
Cleveland Clothing Company did make those Romo Fijo T shirts,
and I don't know when they're shipping those.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I pre ordered mine a while ago. I'll tell you
what I did get though.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I got the new MMS Oh So Cool Shamrock and
Roll T shirts from Cla Clothing Company.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
These are available.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I thought they were initially only available online, but I
think you can get them in the store too. The
Shamrock and Roll T shirts of the Buzzard because we're
going to be up at the Clevelander on Monday for
Saint Patti's Day.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
That came out so good. Yeah, it looks.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Awesome and I love that it's a front and back design.
That's always my favorite when they do those. So you
got the buzzards face on the front, yep, and in
the back you got the whole design. Came out so
good yep. So those are available. If you go to
Cleveland Clothing Company's website, just use the promo code Shamrock
right there on the shirt. Use shamrock for twenty percent off.

(28:46):
If you're in their stores, you can do the exact
same thing too. But and again, I don't know if
the Romo Fijo shirts are still available, but they were
taking pre orders for that. It began as a joke
and then they had so many people hit them up
that they decide to make a.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Batch of them. So that's good.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Are we gonna go with like the Rocket? I don't
know what they're going to call it. I mean when
they first switched to Rocket Mortgage field House. I think
the part of the reason that Romo Fijo took off
is because they were really trying to call it the Rock,
and that's lame.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
So I don't know if they're gonna do that with
Rocket Arena.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I don't know. I know that they probably they started
that like sports thing in the TV channel and that's
called the Rock. So I'm wondering if or maybe just rock.
I don't know, but I think you have to like
even Rocket Arena is just like a lot. Every time
you mentioned a game, m hm, hey you're gonna go
see this over at the Rocket Arena, nobody.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Says that, So it's gotta be something. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I also suggested to them when we were there to
host Monsters Night WMMS Night with the Monsters when you
and I were there to host and the two one
six stix guys came up to me, is like, when
are you gonna play with us? And my suggestion was
when you change the name to the two to one Sticks.
It's right there. Why are you guys not that they
do fantastic work. It's a very entertaining troop, But I

(30:08):
can't believe you're not calling yourselves the two to one
Sticks because it ends an acts NC chaos. But anyway
they do, so that that kind of jogged my memory
there too, the rock. So what I'm saying is my
hands are off of it completely. I had some fun
with it for a few years. I don't care what

(30:30):
they call it now, but I will refer to it
here as the Rocket Arena.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
That is the name of it. Elemis has nothing to
do with the program.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
And I just delivered mail to a house and the
mailbox is a black bear. You do not insert the
mail into its mouth, if you know what I mean.
Oh wait, wait, wait, the slot is the ass of
a black bear. Like you know, when you'll go to
somebody's garden and that like retirees, they'll have all kinds
of garden art in. Some of it are like the

(31:00):
two dimensional old ladies bloomers. It looks like they're bending over. Yeah,
maybe that's what they're talking about, hanging out. Yeah, so
uh yeah, there you go. Sleep deprivation. I did not
sleep well last night. Sleep deprivation. They said, getting less

(31:22):
than six hours of sleep is like being drunk at work,
but probably way less fun, I would imagine. I'd imagine
being drunk at work is probably really fun, especially when
you're rested. When you're rested and.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Drunk, well yeah, why not, Oh, might as well be rested, Yeah,
over being drunk.

Speaker 18 (31:46):
You're saying no, I'm saying like, uh, if you're drunk,
but you're rested, like you you still feel on top
of the world.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
It's compared to you're good for nothing. I feel like
if you don't sleep, I'm exhausted and drunk and I'm happy.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I like, if given the choice, I like the utter
chaos of just being in a semi hallucinatory state.

Speaker 16 (32:08):
Right.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I maintain control over so much of my life and
my I'm a pretty disciplined person day to day. There's
nothing I love more than just being in that. I
know some people live like that all the time. I
just couldn't do that, but being in that semi hallucinatory
state where it's like you have you've barely slept, but
then you're in a situation where you're imbibing.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
You know, we're doing the show.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
We're not doing this show, but we'll be live all
day at the Cleveland or for Saint Patty's Day, and
I'm gonna try to see to it that I don't
sleep that well the night, but.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
For fo.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Just so I can kind of surf that wave and
you know, but again, for the most part, it's not
good to feel like that when you're at work. It
is interesting to me too, how over the years the
amount of sleep they recommend you get seems to be
getting more and more and more, and then they dial
it back. You know, there are weird people. I think
my mom might be one of these people. There are

(33:05):
people who can literally get by with very little sleep.
My mom, if she's lucky, probably sleeps four hours a night.
I don't know how she does it. She's seventy eight
years old. I remember back in the day when I
was getting divorced and I was still doing morning radio,
and I would still have appearances at night, and the
nights that I didn't have appearances, I was still going
out and so I was, you know, getting to the

(33:26):
radio station at five thirty in the morning, going to
bed at like two, and I don't know how I
did it.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Well.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I did it with you know, massive amounts of red
Bull and whatever. But now it's like that would just
a would not be feasible for my life now. But
people who kind of live like that, it will take
its toll on you. Living hard will take its toll.
The man said it, but Walter Reed Army Institute of
Research or RARE found that getting less than six hours

(33:59):
of sleep per night is the equivalent of having a
point one to zero.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Blood alcohol level. There's no way that that's true.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
So if you're running on five or six hours of
sleep your brain is functioning like you're legally intoxicated. That
seems extreme. I mean, again, this is when they take
data and they extrapolate it out. But there are a
lot of sleep studies. I mean, there are a few
things that are studied in our culture currently as deeply
as sleep.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
If your a pardon the pun, you know you see
sleep hygiene pop up a lot.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And again, not to oversimplify it, but there's a huge
cottage industry of things to help you sleep. There's melatonin,
and there's pillows, and hey, if you do this for
most people, the answer is diet and exercise.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
It's just that simple.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
But people are busy, and people live how they want
to live, and so they're going to end up buying
pillows and you know, things like that. But they said
that the effects of this add up pretty quickly. You know,
if you were to do this three days in a row,
your reaction times slow way down. And if you did it,
look for like a full week, if you had a
full week of getting like five hours of sleep at night,

(35:08):
because they probably also have to factor in that those
are not straight hours of sleep. If you're getting poor sleep,
you're probably waking up a lot.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Like that's my thing.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
You know. I can try to get eight hours of
sleep a night, but I'm awake every hour in fifteen minutes.
So you know, I don't ever wake up like like
at the beginning of a serial commercial where there's a
cartoon be coming in the window.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
I don't ever feel like that.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Do you.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Why do you wake up so much just to go
have a pish? No, I never get up to have
a pish. I just toss. I toss all night and
I don't know why. I just help you sleep, not
that kind that doesn't make me sleepy. Trust me.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
If I could walk down the hall to the bathroom
and crank one off and zonk right out, trust me,
I'm energized after I pop off.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
That's insane. I'm ready. You are like a sphero.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
So it's like, I, that's not gonna work for me,
because you know, I was like, well, maybe you know
it didn't used to work, but I'm a little bit
older now I'm able to work now. Nope, I'm wide awake,
so that's not gonna do anything for me. Did you
try my counting trick or I count how many times
I pop off in the middle of the ill that

(36:23):
your counting trick is lying? They're counting backwards by threes. Oh,
I thought you meant I have to be backwards in bed. Nope, nope,
laying down at the foot of the bed, I'm like,
this sucks.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
How is this.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I don't see how this is going to help at all. Nope.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
No, Yeah, I count backwards from you could do anything
three hundred buy threes.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, I mean, I just hate math.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I know that's why it works. But it's not gonna
bore me. It's gonna piss me off, and that's not
gonna help me. Go to sleep and get the alphabet trick?
You mean when I'm down there with that that does
Kennison thing. No, not that alphabet trick. This is the
uh started a. Yeah, think of an animal and go
all the way through Z and you'll be asleep before

(37:17):
you get to Z.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Well, I'm gonna lay there. I'm gonna go a R
bar z zebra. How's that supposed to help me? Oh?

Speaker 7 (37:23):
A two.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Alphabet for each one? Badger, c cappy bar, don't do
it all now I'm a fall asleep.

Speaker 13 (37:36):
No what.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You're gonna give yourself all the answers? Oh, it's a quiz? Oh,
I see you're supposed to duck. Well, that's like the
game I used to play with my daughter, you know,
when she was littler and you would be giving her
a bath or something. She'd be like, let's name, let's
go to the alphabet and name the foods we can
you know, and you have a real hard time when
you get to I an X and we do.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
We do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Sure CALLI will still suggest it sometimes, you guys want
to play the alphabet game.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Ice cream?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's always ice something. Everybody has to come up with
ice cream or iceberg, lettuce or But anyway, if you
don't get and again, this is not new information I
think in general, but I always I'm always interested by
these when they really kind of specifically break them out.
That you know, if you were to go many many
days in a row just sleeping very poorly, and plus
you don't even know how impaired you are.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
That's the thing. You just get used to feeling that way.
And who knows.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
As a guy who's come to work hammered and a
guy who's come to work tired, I don't consider them
to be the same.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
You'd rather be hammered than tired.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Uh No, I think I'd rather be tired than hammered,
because when you're I mean, you're useless at that point.
If you're drunk, even a buzz like a one point
oh is like a buzz, right, Like, you're not going
to be lit right, So I think I would I
would rather be tired and function like that then drunken
function like that. Also, what I always think of the

(39:04):
thing that makes me so concerned about my sleep hygiene
is for my immune function, quite literally, because I don't
think about like being tired as much. Is it because
I can plow through a lot of things. I'm in
pretty good shape in general. It's the immune function. I
don't want to be sick. You know, I mentioned at
the top of the show. Today is the five year
anniversary of when I think the CDC or the World

(39:26):
Health Organization or something, you know, these organizations that used
to exist when they designated that it was a global pandemic,
that coronavirus. Now there will be a next one, and
it will probably not be that far off. And there
are obviously varying fatality rates. The fatality rate on COVID
it was not low. There are some where it's a
lot higher. And so I always think of immune function

(39:49):
because a lot of those people they just didn't take
good care of themselves and that's why they died.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
And sleep has a lot to.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Do with that.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
That's why it's not the insult you think it is.
Is when people will live messages and go, ugh, your
show's boring, you suck, puts me to sleep. You're welcome,
This is what I tell them. You are welcome. There
are people like me who suffer that cannot sleep. Oh
my goodness. You know how I've tried to doze off

(40:17):
during this program and I simply can't do it. There's
a couple of times that happens to me. Usually when
Josh calls in, I go, I take a little snooze
in that time. Yeah, there's a few I understand. Well,
if he calls today, he helps, it's gonna shame. See
Noah in Pittsburgh. He says, twenty five years on average,
every night four to five hours. And again, there are

(40:40):
people who can live like that. But I think I
don't know that some of you train yourself into. I
think some people are just naturally predisposed to something like that. Alan,
your mama only sleeps for as a night because she's
always with her. Gentleman calls, listen, you, son of a
motherless whore. I don't know what to tell you about
that mailman, Mike. We saw him the other night. He said,

(41:04):
I've delivered to a house in Parma with that exact
black bear mailbox.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
You lift the ass and put the mail in CA
you do? Oh boy, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Okay, I've never seen that mailbox. But uh, you know
you're out there till I out there deliver a mail,
whether you're working for Amazon or U p S or
the postal service.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Where you see that barrel there that ll bean catalog.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Do what the man says, slide it in. Sounds a
good pops still gun. Oh man, I'm slick wreck back here,
I'm the buzzard. Oh the song is too good, such

(41:55):
a good song. Oh, slide it in and all that
study was clearly done by people who've never been drunk
at work.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Right, I've never been drunk at work.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
You know, Yeah you have when it wasn't drunk drunk
the incident, the Coft syrup incident. Oh so when I
accidentally overdosed on Coft syrup, yeah that counts. Yeah, okay, yeah,
but I pulled the shoot on the show. Yeah, and
it was completely accidental. So it was like you came

(42:27):
in drunk, Yeah, you were just trying to get through
the show.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
I was drunk.

Speaker 10 (42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
It was a bad, bad day. I don't ever want
to do that again.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I have been accidentally high at work and that was
not good. That was terrifying. I grabbed something that I
thought was I grabbed something that I didn't realize was
a gummy gummy and put it in my mouth. And
it was probably from about ten am to about one

(42:57):
pm here, and I was white knuckle.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
In it the whole way.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
So it wasn't the comfortable high. It wasn't like, see,
that's bad when you get those I've had that happen.
I tried to my buddy Zach used to make these
mushroom capsules, right, And the thought was, well, we could
micro dose and really get creative.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
And that lasted one day because I ended up like, no,
this is not going to work.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
And he ended up in the fetal position on his
couch at the office, realizing his capsule probably had more
than mine and we just didn't work out too well.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
So I would love to be able to micro dose.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Mushrooms for the benefits that they say it has, but
it has to be the perfect amount because I was smoked. Wow,
Noah in Pittsburgh again, are you or rob seapap users
awesome machine? Well, how are you getting four or five
hours of sleep a night? No, if you're on a
seapap machine, I thought that was supposed to zonk you out. No,

(43:57):
I've never don't. I don't have sleep apn yet. I
thought that was supposed to zonk you out and make
you feel good. It's supposed to. Yeah, I mean it
opens up your airwave so you're breathing like you should. Okay,
I tried it. I could not do it.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I don't know how people can do it. I mean
your sleep.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
But if you get to that point, because some people
swear by it, they go I was ready to, you know,
kill myself, and then I sleep like a baby. But
you got this god damn Darth Vader thing. And I
know they've gotten a little bit more sophisticated. I mean
some people get the implant where there's nothing on you.
They just have to cut your body open and put
a thing in there and then hope you don't get
the gene Hackman route. But yeah, yeah, that's the inspired

(44:40):
that actually will like it'll shock. I don't know, something
like you got an.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
App on your phone?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah yeah, I mean literally, that's how you turn it on.
There's device, You hold your to your chest. I saw it, Honey,
wake up your snarring, you pick up your phone.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Click. Ye. All that better now?

Speaker 10 (44:54):
The Car Show on one of it, Bring Dead Entertainment
throughout history, The Cup and Ball, the Yo Yo Bomb,
The Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
One seven WMMS.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Okay, give me a guest's words. Bands I thought at
the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas last week.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's Nasal podcast. You think they're a punk band? I
don't know what I sent to the group chat.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Unfortunately, for Poundcake, not a single photo of panic at
the disc. Let's Go, of course, his longtime favorite punk band,
This is the Bad Brains banned in DC one of
the many, many, many many bands.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
That were.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Profiled there.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
One of the high points of our Vegas trip because
we don't care about shows.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
We're not going to start to soil A. We're not
going to we don't care.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Right, It's a lot of pool and drinking and having
dinner and going to weird places and blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
No Hoover, dam no Hoover, dam poor Hoover.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
We just went at some love.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Well.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It's funny when we got out to the airport there
and they have all of those photos, you know, we're
going up to the escalator or whatever, and I go, oh, hey,
look there's the Hoover. Dam My wife, you know, as
a child, she'd been out that way many times. But
this is only the second time I'd ever gone to
Las Vegas. We went out for my fiftieth and then

(46:53):
we went this time. And each time we've gone with
a buddy of mine and his wife who live in
La but they come to Vegas all the time and
they both make a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
They don't have kids.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Our birthdays are a couple of weeks apart, so we
grew up together. And he goes, hey, I think we
might be slowing down the Vegas trips. They spend a
lot of money, so they get comped a lot. He goes,
I think we might be slowing down the Vegas trips,
so you guys should come out.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
This is a few months ago, because we don't know
when we're going to be back again.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
He's like, everything, it's going to get comped because he
spent so much money. And I said, okay, so we
had a room, we had you know, I paid for
the flights. But at the end of the week, I said, hey,
when we get home, they drive to Vegas. It's three
or four hours to LA and we flew back obviously,
and I said, hey, when we all get home, just
let me know. You know how far over the comps

(47:45):
you went. And I'll Venmo you right, And so he
hits me up and he goes, yeah, we're good, don't
worry about So we actually hit me up. He side,
you owe me seven hundreds.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Still he's still trying to get people to know him money.

Speaker 15 (48:05):
Are trying to get you guys now or if Rando's Yeah,
if Randos were zelling you money, it just doesn't have
the same I'm too used to Venmo don't give me
on zell.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yeah MUCHA. Well, that's the thing. We're not huge.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Well, this is where I'm going to disappoint you, because
didn't really gamble that much either. I mean, for us,
the days are mostly like drinking pool, quick nap out
to dinner.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
You know, you you finally get used to the time.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Change, you know, because if you're going to dinner seven thirty,
that's ten thirty back here, and then you come back
and then that usually doesn't affect me that much, but
this time it hit me a little bit.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
But the no, we we want to do things like
the Pinball Museum, go to the Punk rock Museum, go.

Speaker 19 (48:56):
Do you know you didn't gamble at all?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
No, no, we did.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
But now anything that would not anything that would make
Mary Santora get a lady boner.

Speaker 19 (49:06):
You sat there with your twenty dollars in a penny.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Machine, played some black jack, was up quite a bit,
but then just gambled it down.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Amen. So we would do it.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
And then well, because one of the days I want
a buddy of mine who I used to do radio
with in Pittsburgh. He retired a few years ago and
he and his wife moved out to Vegas. So I said, hey, man,
I'm gonna be in Vegas. Let's go have lunch. And
I hadn't seen him in a long time. And so
we went and had lunch and we were just kind
of talking about, you know, life or whatever. And that

(49:39):
was downtown though, like Freemont Street where pound Cake was,
where you did the zip line, right, And that's a
whole other vibe than the strip.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
It really is. It's a lot of like panhandlers, and
it's a lot you know, the strip.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
They really try to kind of clean that out because
they're trying to get people to pay for like these
magic mic dancers. I guess to take pictures with my
mom and they picked her up there's a lot of
half naked people and grabbed one leg, the other one
grabbed the other and they light hit her. I was like, hey,
watch it now, this is my mom. But she had
a great time. You put her in the middle of it.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Literally. Yeah. So we met up there and had lunch.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
But other than that, I mean, we weren't gambling much, right,
played some black jack. I guess I could have cashed out,
but I wasn't feeling it. Yeah, And then and then
like the last night. After dinner, we just went down,
walked around. I mean it was like dinners were so
goddamn long. Our friend Nicole Schreiber.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Yeah, did you see her?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I text her, I go, hey, are you at the Rio?
Purely coincidental. I was looking around to see who was
in town, and she was in town.

Speaker 19 (50:45):
She's playing the comedy cellar out there.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Yeah, in the real which is like a couple of
hotels that we were saying, a place called the Nomad,
and it's like a couple of hotels north on the
Strip and on the other side. And I go, I'm
gonna try to get to the late show. It's just
two shows a night. The dinners are so goddamn long
that I missed.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I missed a late.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Show both nights. I tried to get out because you
have dinner at nine o'clock. Well it wasn't that late,
but I mean, even if you have dinner at like
seven thirty, you're there till ten.

Speaker 19 (51:13):
So because you don't know where to be, so you haven't.
They're not exactly like your an appetizer, yeah hangout, and these.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Places are still even for Vegas. You're still understaff. So
it's not like Johnny on the spot all the time.
It's fine, but whatever. So the last night we were there,
we just played some slots in the hotel downstairs.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Oh what did I play? I played some.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I don't know, Chinese drum thing or something, dancing drums. Wow,
she freaking knows, man, she really does.

Speaker 19 (51:46):
Eighty eight cent increments if you're playing the penny slot.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
If you play the pennies. Yeah, I think I was
playing two times out.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
But she knew it.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Oh no, I know it.

Speaker 19 (51:54):
You get three drums on the first three wheels. That's
how you get a bonus kin. Yeah, we have a
little it's a little Chinese symbol that when it lands,
it adds coins to the pot.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Oh yeah, well, my we were so my buddies at
one machine and he goes, come over here, pick the
three coins because there's the many, the maxi, and the
the grand.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
There.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
He goes, pick the three coins and if you get
the grand, I'll split it with you. I go, okay,
of course, I flame out, and he gets the mini whatever.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Who knows. But he spends a ton of money. That's
how he gets everything calmed.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
So he's just feeding casino daddy, right, Yeah, but I
spend probably forty bucks on the slots, okay, and Gwen
was playing, she was like way up at one point,
she was up like two hundred bucks or something. But
we just play it down, you know, And so it
was fine.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Again.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
We don't do a lot of gambling out there. Yeah,
and we're not going to see cirt, disile any crap
like that. It's just like, but I'll tell you what vacation.

Speaker 19 (52:46):
You're relaxed.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
It is a vacation.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
But day one I forgot how quickly you get hammered
when it's that hot and you're drinking.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, was one hundred and thirteen in a daytime.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, that's literally he went around the same time I did,
because I July in Vegas.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
I mean we were there for the fourth We were
all the time.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Where you're going to the pool, you have to wear
flip flops because your feet will be on.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Fire, and you got to turn your flip flops upside down.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I see a lot of people just parking them near
the pool and they get in and not as hot
as a hard tile, but they're still super hot.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Rubber fleet whatever. We had a caban every day.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
I mean, everything was you know, you know, so it
was that it was the cheapest vacation we've ever had
because we literally just ended up having to pay for
the flights.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Awesome. Everything else was, you know, so.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
But the day wan my pool drink when I'm at
the pool of drinking Charro negros, and so they give
them to you in the giant pool thing right with
the big long strawpy right, the big long right the
pool sippy cup. Well, no, everybody's got the same thing,
So I don't care what looks like, but that's what
I'm drinking. I'm ordering those and I'm like too deep,
and all of a sudden, I'm like, oh my god,

(54:00):
what's going on. It really kind of snuck up on me.
And Gwen's like I can tell because she goes, you
go booze, mute. She goes, when you get hammered, you
stop talking. We had cabanas every day and all that,
so I just kind of pad back to the cabana
and just kind of sit there and stare, kind of
stare and then get back into it. And she goes,
each one of those things probably had like six shots tequila,
because it's I had two, two big ones still still,

(54:24):
but it's a lot you forget and you're more your
sun too. He was peeing in the water, So no,
I wasn't. And so I told you, I get out here,
you're so so much you're probably even Well that's the
thing is you're not sweating. That's the problem. You know
when people go, well it's dry, and everybody kind of
laughs about it. But here's the thing. A hundred because

(54:46):
I did have been a walking one day too, one
hundred and twelve and direct sun in Vegas the day
we came back this weekend, I mowed the lawn because
we've been gone for a week. Eighty four inhumid was
exponential worse and one hundred and twelve in Veguae she
was awful. Yeah, and everybody says that, and I know that,

(55:07):
but I was, like, Jesus Christ, I'm out here. I'm
like falling over, like I'm ninety. If Florida heat is
way worse than California heat, well that's.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Like a swamp.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I mean, it's just I mean, Flora's a whole other animal.
I'm really surprised you're not darker.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Do you say that.

Speaker 19 (55:21):
Anytime a white person comes back from vacation. But he
was in me too.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
When I can wear scream. Yeah, yeah I would. I
don't want to get kids.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I can't not wear sunscreen, right, you warn't sunscreen and
not and and still been dark like you, but you're
already on third base.

Speaker 19 (55:37):
Yeah, we don't tend the same.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I mean, I get pretty.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Dark and I hang on to it. I get a
little bit of sun, I suck it up. But yeah,
I wasn't gonna like lay in the sun when I
wasn't in the pools in the cabana, okay, because it's like, you.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Know, yeah, no I had, I had SPF whatever hundred.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (55:59):
We went to Columbus. They have a water park down
there called Zombiezi Bay. My entire family went, so all
twenty of us, siblings, cousins, all that kind of stuff.
And when it comes to sunscreen, because all my family has,
they're all pale, so pale, and their babies are even
more pale because a lot of my siblings are overweight,
so they don't hang out outside. Right, So we must

(56:19):
have gone through eight gallons of SBF fifty sunscreen because
it's hot and sunny, so you're reapplying it every hour
better than not using it, That's what I'm saying. And
it's like the kids would get just a tiny little
bit of redness on their cheeks, but other than that,
you couldn't even tell they were in the sun because
it's like, yeah, we're putting, we are lathering these children
in as much SPF as they can take.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I just put a like a little bit around, like,
you know, my eyes third base. I mean you're not yea.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
I just want to make sure I wasn't peeling. But
I digress. We went to the Punk Rock Museum, which
seems to be a contradiction in terms, but Gwen was like, boy,
you want to feel old. The Warp Tour is in
the Punk Rock Museum, right. I'm mostly focused on like
the seventies and the eighties, the stuff from like when
I was coming up, when you get to the tail end,
and they did a really good job. By the way,

(57:08):
if you're going to do a punk rock museum, you
cannot half ascid. So I posted a bunch of photos
on my Instagram or whatever because of just some great,
great stuff. If you're into that, old set lists, old
like just tons of stuff, I'd be very very cool.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
I'd be into that.

Speaker 20 (57:23):
I took my nephew to the Rock Hall while he's
in town. He's in he's staying with my parents for
the summer before he goes to college. And I took
him the Rock Hall and like, the first thing you
see when you go down the escalator is the awning
from CBGB. Yeah, And I was just like, you know
this place and he's like no, I'm like, you know
who the Ramones are? He's like no, I'm like do
you do you know? I think about music? And he's

(57:44):
like not more man, No, oh no, no, he's but
even like I was.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
More, but he's like, what sixteen, seventeen years old? Eighteen
years old? Yeah, I mean that's what it is. He's
eighteen years old.

Speaker 20 (57:54):
And he didn't have VH one and MTV to kind
of get a more br view because we watched things
like Behind the Music and stuff like that. So it
was like going through I felt like a music historian
because I'm like, I know who these people are that
are very famous, and he didn't.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
I'm like, this is Elvis, Elvis Presley.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
No. So it's like they've got all these exhibits. They
have a tattoo shop right there if you want to
get something. They've got a wedding chapel and they had
these guided tours. I didn't take one of those because
the day we were there, I guess that day they
didn't have anybody doing it. But they have like legit
people giving you guided tours, like the girl from L
seven or like Rob Flynn from Machinehead, who yeah they

(58:39):
got a punk background or whatever, and so like all
these like punk artists will give guided tours. And I
was like, I just kind of want to walk through,
but you know, posted a photo of gg Allen's leather jacket.
I knew that would make everybody happy. It was very
very cool. I mean, if you're looking for something to
do out there. When we got in the Uber, fortunately

(59:02):
because it's only been opened like a few months, like
covid pushed away back, so they only opened in April.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
But we got in the Uber and the dude drive,
He's like, I know exactly where that is.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I was ready to give him an address and you know,
the whole thing, but he's like, oh, this address already
automatically going when you get it.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Does an Uber, Yeah, but I don't know. He's like,
oh I knew where, you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Not Maybe he was maybe he was just letting us
know that he didn't need the address, he knew exactly
where it was.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Blah blah blah. That's fine. No, I'm sorry. It was
a cab.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
We took a ca That's why we took We took
a cab. Half the time, we're taking a cab. And
so we took a cab because that's what was in
front of our hotel.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
And it was It was fine.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
They have enough openers in the museum to keep you interested.
What's that openers? He had a lot openers. Yeah, yeah, no,
it was great. I mean again, once you get to
the top floor, there's like pictures a fallow up boy
and the work poor and it's like, but that's who
I'm not looking down my nose at that because that
stuff to twenty years old now, and you know, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
That's what that you know, a younger generation is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
It was weird to see, uh, but the early stuff
was what I was looking for, you know, because a
lot of it's on loan from me. It's like all
the Lemmy motorhead stuff was there, and his boots in
his hat is you know, from the Lemy estate, and
so it was very very cool. We did tell the
cab driver, and I wonder, you know, if there are
things that locals know that others don't. We did tell
him that it was specifically in the Arts District and

(01:00:28):
he's like, I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 19 (01:00:30):
Something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I go on Google, Well that's where, but that's where
we were last two years ago. We went to a
couple of spots in the Art District and that's what
the people there said it was called.

Speaker 19 (01:00:39):
So that's like when people come to Cleveland and they're
staying near like CSU, and they're like, yeah, I'm in
midtown and I was like, no one is. Ever there's
parts of Cleveland that have like historical signs that will
say like like by Cleveland Clinic, it'll say.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Like uptown or midtown one of those dumb scripts signs
everywhere you're in midtown Cleveland, right, Well this is the
east side over here at ninth. So so anyway, I mean,
it's It was very very cool at Punk Rock Museum,
which again sounds silly, but I was. I was just
so pleased that they didn't half ass it, because I
think everybody's gonna come for you. Punk rock fans are

(01:01:16):
gonna come for you. Knives out if you do. Now
they did have They did have a gift shop. I
have to they walked around it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Well. They had a jam room too, and I was
so excited. No because they know it was all guitars.
Because we go to the bar.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
After we're sitting down, the guy's like the jammerom, I go,
bro I'm a drummer. He's like, you don't want to
just screw a running a guitar. And then somebody broke
on SNL. I go, I'm a drummer. I thought it
was gonna be like a whole room there.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
I looked at you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
It was just a bunch of kids. It's like Wayne's
World where they were like, no stairway. It was just
a bunch of kids playing it, which is awesome. No
Blitz creak Bomb. But they had like super old set
lists from like Dave Grohl was drumming for Scream way
back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Yeah, so they had a lot of like old It
was just very very cool.

Speaker 19 (01:01:58):
Whenever we go to Guitar Center they have the drum
room and it Brian will be in there for like
a half hour.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Oh yeah, like even if we're just there looking, he's
like play room.

Speaker 20 (01:02:06):
Of course, the last time you guys have been to
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, because they have
like a whole like section where you can play as
a whole band. They have guitars, they have bass, they
have drum rooms made all those things. And I haven't
I haven't been there a long time. And I took
my nephew and it was so fun going through and
kind of giving him like a quick little crash course.
And then what I decided to do was make a

(01:02:29):
playlist as we went through the museum, like Okay, this
is that music, and I just sent that to him
so he can kind of absorb some of the stuff.
And then next year when he comes and hangs out again,
well we'll go through it again and see what he's like,
kind of gotten in, you know, into his bloodstream, what
he actually likes. Because it was he's so young. Eighteen

(01:02:53):
is so young. And even he's like, I like rap,
I mean, well, who do you like and rap? And
he's like, I don't know, older guys I like and
rapper Kanye. I'm like, you know jay Z at all?
He's like not really, And I was like, okay, so
this will be all new to you then.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
But it was it was.

Speaker 20 (01:03:09):
It was still very I haven't I haven't been there
in so long, and it was just it's a people
will kind of crap on them rock hall, but I
liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
Well, that's why a lot of people come to Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah, they come specifically to go to lots of people
speaking in different language. Well yeah, but I mean the locals.
Anything local people are going to kind of piss on it. Well,
they take it for granted.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
But that's why I ended up. I've been there in years.

Speaker 20 (01:03:30):
I've been there in such a long time, and so
I bought a membership where I can bring a guest
anytime I go, and I'm just gonna go more often,
especially because there's so many comics in town that want
to go, so they can just tag along with me
and get in for free. And you want to go
pound Cake, I'm going a little date I have.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I have never been for the museum itself. I've gone
to see movies there, so I've done premiers. I've done
like the Rock High School rock Off.

Speaker 20 (01:03:55):
I stanned the School of Rock Kids playing outside too,
so that was pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah, and I was there for All Star Weekend as well,
but never actually for the Museum, there's and and it's
right up my alley, like the Michael Jackson glove. I'm
sure they have the Whitney Houston National Anthem outfit, Like,
I'm sure they got that stuff.

Speaker 20 (01:04:10):
I didn't see everything because there's so much stuff, and
my nephew's so young. I didn't want to take him
to the Michael Jackson stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
You don't want that to be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Right.

Speaker 20 (01:04:26):
Like, the funniest part was there was an LL cool
J hat that said Ladies Love Cool James and I
thought it was for sale. I was hoping it's for
sale because I wanted to buy one for him, but
I couldn't find it in the gift shop. But I
sent a picture of it to my brother, who's his dad,
and he's like, why would anybody make that hat? I'm like,

(01:04:46):
that's ll cool Jay's that's what LL cool J stands for.
And he goes, oh, I never knew that. So it's
forty four year old guys learned things too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
But even if you didn't know that, Ladies Love Cool
James is a great hat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Yeah, especially if your name is not James.

Speaker 17 (01:05:02):
The Allan Cox on sevenmmas If we now return to
something barely worth your time, already in progress.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
The whole thing is fucking pointless.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
The Allen Cox Show on ONEMMS, Danville, Ohio.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
This is down Maslin Way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I've never been to Danville, but they have a proud
tradition down there, and they've been doing it for a
long long time, specifically eighty two years, well eighty one years.
This will be the eighty second annual Danville Lions Club
Raccoon Dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Uh down there in ugh just saying it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I couldn't get it out down there in Danville. You
gotta buy tickets for this, of course, and it's a
full on dinner to benefit the Lions Club. Course, this
is hashtag, not an ad and it's not unpressed, but
I just like what they're doing down there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
If you're down Danville Way, my name is Wayne mcley.

Speaker 9 (01:06:05):
We're here at the eighty second PA Raccoon Dinner line
stuff Raccoon Dinner, and we're get.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Preparing it for First off, have you ever had raccoon?
I haven't, but okay, I'll try anything you can't squirrel
and I have to. I'm curious if it's as gamey
as people usually show. Six hundred people we've.

Speaker 21 (01:06:22):
Got twenty two roaster raccoon prepared for tonight, which includes
twenty two pounds of meat and each roaster, and that
was tastes about one hundred and eighty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Raccoon to do that, one hundred and eighty raccoon for
these twenty two roasters.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
How about that? Man? Thanks? We want to drive to Danville, WA.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
We get to raccoons.

Speaker 9 (01:06:47):
We've got some farmers and some local guys that hunt
them and trap them and they deliver them all to
our cousin, Fred mcley, and he skins them down and
then they come in pieces and they're froze until we
clean them on sundy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
You imagine if you're f you're known locally as the
raccoon skinner. You're that guy? Why is that go?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
He's wearing cool caps. Well, he's our local sccoon skinner.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
And this is a well cooked piece of raccoon.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I believe it's one of the drumsticks.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
You recall, one of the legs for the raccoon.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I mean, can you it just looks like nothing but
fat and gristle. Can you imagine how much sauce you
would need to put on that to make it? I mean,
I'm sure it's edible. Until today. I didn't know raccoons
had drumsticks. You thought they were floutists. A few servings
of ham, by the way, are also available for people

(01:07:43):
who don't want to take part in this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
I would try it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I think it might have already happened. Somebody sent me
the story, but they do that. Listen, it's the eighty
second annual and this guy goes, look, this kind of
started out as a prank a long time ago where
they fed some unsuspecting people raccoon during World War Two,
and they were like, ah, I just continue from there.

(01:08:06):
People are like, it's pretty goddamn good. A lot of
people eat that stuff. Man, maybe it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
I don't know. That's the thing. When you're out there
in the sticks, you eat what's around. That's why I
always say I'll try everything once.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
How do I know? I hate when someone says they
don't like something. If they never tried it, I know
I won't like that. Well, how do you know, eat it,
Try it. You're probably going to be right, Like I didn't.
I didn't hate the squirrel that I had, but I
had it in a gumbo.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
It was a squirrel. Now, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
I've had snake like that too, and they have to
create this like intensely flavorful roue yeah, round the meat
so they can kind of quash whatever waft of rodentia
is coming out of this thing to make it palatable
for people. So one and twenty two raccoons, if this

(01:08:50):
has already happened in past tense, gave their lives for
no apparent reason. Would you say that squirrel is the
craziest thing you've ever eaten? Let me answer carefully? Uh
digested allan, Oh, I was gonna say, I wouldn't have

(01:09:13):
never called her crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Digested?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, maybe I don't know what costume's crazy.
I mean, you know, not crazy, but rocky mountain Ois stretch.
You ever had Rocky mountain oistes?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
I have not had?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Those?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Are bowl testicle? Yeah yeah good? I mean they taste
like yeah yeah. I mean, you fry anything and then
you eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
But those are one of those things where it's like,
you know, you tell somebody what it is afterwards, but
you know, I can't tell you how much I was
hoping you were going to say it tastes like a testicle.
You were like it tastes like I'm like, come on,
three oh nine, come on three deep fried ball, one
of those Yeah, what do you want from me? Yeah,
I've not that I haven't had. Yeah, I just meant

(01:09:51):
more like the gamey stuff or the things that someone
would go ooh, you tried that. Well again where people
go it taste like chicken to me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
There are things that all taste us. There are a
lot of gamy animals.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
If you've had squirrel, or you've had raccoon, or you've
had rabbit, those to me, you know how, like duck
is really oily.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Some of these other meats are just kind of gamey.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
I like rabbit. I've had rabbit and rice numerous times.
My mom used to make it Rabbit and rice. Yeah again, bornings,
I'm ninety six five, the rock Rabbit and Rice Italian
and Fortune. He's growing up man. That was on that
that would come out a couple times a year. I'm
John Rabbit, He's Frank Rice. Here's slaughter. Yeah all right, Well, anyway, congratulations.

(01:10:38):
If you missed this year's eighty second Annual Raccoon Dinner
down there in Danville, you can make a plan to
gains your tickets for the eighty third annual, which I
assume will be happening road last year, road trip to
the Danville Raccoon Dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Maybe it's b Yo R next year. Hang your on Raccoon.
Ye think about it. It's okay you fell last night.
I want to hit your head.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
No, Brian's already getting in the spirit. By the way,
he's already singing heavy metal to me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:09):
Don't summoned Death stop card the prie.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
If you believe the then.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Turned to me, probably don't recognize that. Of course he's
singing classic Megadeath, a song called the Conjuring.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
That one actually stumped me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
I think it, Uh, the conjuring is it's not off
killing is my business. I think it's off uh p Selles.
But who's buying?

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
I think don't summoned Death stop God the pries?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
You believe the then turned to me?

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
The late great Gar Samuelson behind the drums there for me,
I think that's off of P Cells. I don't know anyway,
Thank you, Brian, I appreciate it. Brian's always checking in
with something. Sometimes it's him playing guitar, and sometimes it's
just him being ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Sometimes it's him singing.

Speaker 8 (01:12:11):
Find another, find another tord.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
To of you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Of course, that's classic Bonnie rate Alan. It's comical that
you still have a job.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
You single handedly ruined the afternoon time slot for one
hundred point seven You are hot garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
That's a text.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Oh listen, I don't see problems. I only see solutions,
and so I will say this to you. Hey, sir
or madam, you are absolutely correct. It is comical that
I still have a job here. However, it is a
comedy show. Secondly, I'm far too humble to take all

(01:12:52):
the credit myself to say that I've single.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Handedly ruined this. Sure we could go with that, we could, right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I've done the bulk of the work to take what
was once a great and storied radio station, renowned nationwide.
And yes, okay, single handedly ruined the afternoon time slot.

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
After fifteen years here, it is comical that I still
have a job at this radio station. But I can't
say that I did it. Well, you know what I'm
going to rob. I'm gonna puff myself up for once.
You know, I don't like to toot my own horn,
but beat Beep single handedly ruined the afternoon time slot.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Now I'm not sure which one he means. You know,
I used to be on three to seven.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Now I'm on two to six, so I'm not sure anyway,
sir or madam, I'm assuming sir h thank you so
much for that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
I appreciate it. I'm going to do my best to
help you ruin this thing every day. Thank you, Rob.
I want it to be so bad, so only reason
I show up.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
They followed up with another text, I'd rather watch the
nine to eleven attack on the television for the first
time all over again, rather than listening to your show.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
God to text it. What do you think about that?
So specific?

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
They would rather watch the planes fly into and subsequently
collapse the World Trade Center, the death of thousands. They
would rather have thousands of people die and listen to
the show. Here's the beauty of that. You don't have
to listen. I've been doing this a long long time,

(01:14:42):
and I'm still constantly amazed at that many things surprise
me personally or professionally.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Never get too high, never get too low.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
I'm still surprised when people act like they have to listen,
as though they have no choice. There's a woman who
called us, by the way, you know I'm gonna give
aways some money here in a few minutes. There's a
woman who called us all upset about the contest, left
the voicemail as though she had no choice.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
Did you want to hear this? Is that rhetorical? Yeah? Yeah,
it's rtorical? Or yeah you want to hear it? I see?

Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
Hey, uh yeah, you guys want to listen to your
radio station. You need to fix your website or whoever
does your contest, because you know, people don't have time
figure out which word when you give the correct word,
I put it in as a text, and then oh,
that looks to be the wrong word. Please try to

(01:15:45):
sit again. Now fix it. I don't have time. I
don't need your taking one thousand dollars. I can listen
to lots of other stations.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Get it right, or come. There's a lot going on there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
She doesn't need the contest at all, doesn't need our
f N one thousand dollars, but is really mad that
whatever she's trying to do is not working. So I
don't know where the disconnect is there. It's fully possible.
A lot of people complain to me and I go, well,
you put the wrong word in.

Speaker 8 (01:16:16):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
People who are leading their lives. They're not always listening
one hundred percent. But I'm not quite sure where she's
Maybe she's just having a bad day in general, and
was that's what happened to put her.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Over the edge.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
I just think it's funny that she escalated that quickly.
She started with, you know, your website really could use
some work to get it right or f off. But
this goes back to what I say, where people act
as though they have no choice but to listen. She goes,
I don't need your money. I could listen to a
lot of other radio stations, to which my response is
always be my guest.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Now is it my fault that I have created a
program here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
That is so utterly compelling that people can't not listen
that they it's a self induced panic rob When they
aren't hearing our dulcet tones, When they don't know what
we're talking about, they think that they have no choice.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Perception is reality, after all, they think they have no choice.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
They do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
I never turned them away. I want everybody listening to
this all the time. I will have people come up
to me in public and tell me they're big fans
of the show. They'll apologize for listening to Rover, I said,
don't we want you listening all the time. Yeah, please
listen to Rover, listen to this show, Listen to Stansbury,
listen to every I don't ever want you turning this

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radio station off.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Don't apologize to me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Different strokes, baby, al, I love hot garbage, So I,
for one, thank you for contributing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Yeah, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
I uh yeah, here's another thing I like. It's another phenomenon.
And I don't spend a lot of time. You know,
if they get me at just the right time, I'll
kind of joust, not even jous. I'll play around with
people on social media who don't like me. I like
the people who make it a point because clearly they're
still listening, Clearly they're following the social media accounts. The

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people who make it a point to leave a comment
that they stopped listening a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (01:18:22):
That's what I like. Well, here's when I stopped listening.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
And then what's fun about that is that the other
people who are fans of the show just all go
in on that person.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
I don't have to do anything, so I can just
sit there and scroll and have a good laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Because this audience piles on the other people, and that's
a lot of fun. That's a very passive form of entertainment,
and so I thank you for that the audience. If
you guys are on social media accounts and you're going
in on other people, no one is required to enjoy this.

(01:18:57):
They have for fifteen years. Are still some people are
of the mind that this is some charity organization that
happens to be keeping me around, and that's not how
any of this works. But I like to see people
are like, well, I stop listening when and then it's
this big, long paragraph they don't like. Once in a while,
I'll you know, reply and be like, thank you so much.

(01:19:21):
You know, I really appreciate it. Clearly you're still listening.
I'm partial to the ones when someone will just post
every single day, like there's that one hard oh that
posts a gift every day.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
I don't know that I GIF. I say gift because
it stands for graphic, right, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
But either way, this dude gets hit every single day
by someone who's just like, dude, you spend your time
every day writing something stupid for not like for a show.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
You say you don't listen to or like like why
even why engage?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
And it's so funny to watch everybody pile on to
two people in these In these threads, I normally don't
read them. My my brother sends me stuff sometimes and
that's where I get the comical stuff. And he's like,
this guy was funny as hell. Look at he just
destroyed that dude. Well, you know, I will occasionally it's
really feaster famine. I will occasionally post on my social

(01:20:14):
media accounts an interaction with me and a hater. I'll
have some pithy response to them, and then I'll snapshot
it and I'll post it. I think that's funny. I
don't know if I've talked about it in the here,
but my older daughter was really upset by this, and
she was talking to her mom max wife.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
She's like, is dad okay? And she's like, what do
you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
And she was referencing because, like I said, feaster famine.
So I'll have a glut of like three four five
days in a row while all postseason. Then yeah, after
a while, there's nothing really that scratched me where I hit.
But they are fun, a lot of fun to post those.
But my older daughter was like really worried for me
because no, no, no, it's all playing around. It's fine
because she knows how psychotic some people can be. You know,

(01:20:56):
you know you don't want this business, and like the
last five minutes of talk radio the movie right, But
I was like, no, no, it's fine. I had to
kind of talk her off the ledge. But again, this
is what I've been doing for a living, my children's
entire lives. It's just that now they're adults, they go,
oh my god, this is what you contend with, Like,
oh yeah, it's all good though, it's fun I am.

(01:21:18):
I love when you post those by the way, that's
maybe my favorite do do it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
I think people like it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
That's why I do it, But I don't always feel
compelled to. I'm like, eh, I don't care today. Some
days I'm like, yeah, this would be funny. If you
did it all the time, it wouldn't be great. I
think that watching the fights inside of those posts, because
that's when you get the most.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
That's what I'm saying. It's so great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
I ninety nine percent of the time I post in
ghost I'll put something I don't care, but a lot
of times it is so much more fun. To just
drop a side of beef into a Piranha tank and
watch the audience go at it with other people. And
most of the time the positive things about the show
aren't even necessarily people sticking up for the show. They're

(01:22:00):
just like, yeah, okay, great, you don't like it, change
the goddamn radio stage, Like what.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Do you care?

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Right, It's like when people announce that they're gonna unfollow
somebody like nobody cares unfollow exclamation point. Yeah, I know
something will cheer you up.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
You know, we're talking about ac DC coming to the
Hoobie Fi and uh for the Power Up Tour. What
is that? It's this summer, it's this spring summer, summer five,
twenty eight, twenty eighth.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Crap, Yeah, close enough.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
They're doing Ford Field in Detroit, They're doing Heinesfield in Pittsburgh,
doing Huntington Bank Field here in Cleveland. Remember a singer
named Wing. Do you remember Wing? I think she was
she like grew up in New Zealand, but she's Japanese.
I think no South Park did a thing on her
years ago, or I think she did a voice for them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Wing was the lady that would sing ac DC songs Okay,
I just stumbled onto these again and I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
They should bring her to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Sounds fake to me, but she's like an older woman right,
like she's just having fun and that's maybe she's trolling
all of us.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
You know, when they threw Axel in there as a
band aid between the Brian Johnson administrations, why didn't they
go to Wing. Why didn't they hit her up and go, hey,
would you like to sing to stadiums full of people?

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
I want to hear that. I want to hear what
she sends back in black. I know what you were
going for. She did not do it. She did not
do it and did not show up for me self produced.

(01:24:11):
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
I hope they play this over the loudspeakers at the
Brown Stadium there when everybody's waiting for for the Pretty
Reckless to go on. You know, they'll play music in
between the sets. I hope they play Wing. What really

(01:24:46):
kicks in.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
And she's running the beat.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Her sense of rhythm is unparalleled, you know. Mike and
Parma brings up a really good point. He's not the
only one that, unfortunately for him, he really is forcing
force to listen to this show because in the eighties
everybody here at WMMS was telling people to crank it

(01:25:14):
up and rip the dial off. Rob, so you have
of all these people who did just that. That's the
power radio. We say it all the time. You twenty five,
it's power radio. Yeah, told us to rip the damn
supposed to do as stuck.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
It's the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 17 (01:25:33):
Autore iHeart Radio app and your favorite smart device just
tell it to play the Allen Cox Show on iHeartRadio.
These days, you have a million ways to entertain yourself.

Speaker 14 (01:25:48):
This one just puts entertain in air quotes.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
I am not entertained the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
I'm one hundred seven WMMS.

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
It is funny, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
And when Alex Trebek died and they were like, oh,
who are they going to get to replace him? I
thought that they would grab Ken Jennings because he was
a champion. I met show for a long long time,
and he's good on TV. He's hosted other game shows already. Well,
he's gotten better. He's clearly had some media training. I mean,
he's gotten a lot better on television. But people are like, no, no,

(01:26:22):
they're going to have to get some name. I'm like
They don't need a name for Jeopardy. They need someone
that that audience knows, and they know Ken Jennings well
somewhere along the line. Because I guess they were doing
like Daytime, Nighttime, What about, they threw Maa Biolic into
the mix, the girl that played Blossom a long time ago.
She had a bit of a career resurgence when she
was on the Big Bang Theory. But I think she

(01:26:45):
has so much personal baggage around her that people feel
very very and I don't know why, because she seems
nice enough, they are very put off by Myambiolic. And
so they do these Q ratings for people in entertainment,
which is basically the audience's awareness of you. You're Q
rating is how a whare they are of you, and

(01:27:05):
then they can do more granular things as to how
much you're liked, disliked blah blah blah. Almost universal dislike
for My and Bolic among Jeopardy fans. And so because
they were like, well, the two of them will split
the duties. And you know, because Mianiolic in real life
is a very she has like a PhD in biochemistry

(01:27:26):
or something intelligent woman, but she also like breastfeeds her
kids until they're seventeen. She's like super granola. I don't know,
and she kind of has this off putting vibe. I
don't I'm not picking up on it, but I guess
Jeopardy fans cannot stand Mia bolic and because they think
she treats the game. One thing you gotta know about

(01:27:48):
Jeopardy fans, they're deadly serious about that game. And so
if you don't treat it with the reverence that a
Alex Trebek or a Ken Jennings did or does. Because
Ken Jennings was just a tack accolyte. He learned everything
he knew from from Alex Trebek. Maya Bialla comes in,
He's kind of like, hey, what's up, let's do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
I'm smart? But she's kind of got, you know, some
but I guess that audience does not like her.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
So now the company that produces this show has to
figure out what the hell they're gonna do, because they're like,
we can't have somebody on there that the audience. We
can't have people turning it on if they see her
hosting it. And yeah, Ken Jennings, I mean, you know,
speech impediment and all, he's a much better host on
that show than than you know, they had some guest
hosts for a while. But and again, I'm a casual

(01:28:34):
Jeopardy viewer. It's usually on when I get home.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Hello, what is that? What am I here? Sorry?

Speaker 19 (01:28:41):
I started playing music that's like weird. I don't even
know what music that is? Sorry, punka? Who is the
band playing Mary's phone music?

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Right there? It starts with the Beach Beach Boys. What'd
you call them? Blue Oyster Colt? You remembered he did? Well,
we just mentioned it.

Speaker 20 (01:29:03):
Okay, next week we have to bring it up again
and see if you guys haven't been That's that's when
we really contest.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
End of today's show. Yeah, I won't even wait that long.
So yeah, I guess I don't know this. Poor Miyaan Bolic.
She can't get anything going because I think she got
so much heat when she was a kid, when she
played Blossom, and then she was in the movie Beaches,
she played a young Bette Midler and so those were

(01:29:30):
like her big, high profile roles, and then she just
ducked out. She dipped the f out and like, screw this,
I'm gonna go to school. I'm gonna get some degrees.
And then she started having kids and blah bah blah.
Well then the big Bang theory blew up, and I
guess they brought her back to play one of the
girlfriends and she had another. She had a career resurgence
with that. But as far as Jeopardy goes, boy, they

(01:29:53):
do not like her. They're very salty about miyaan bolic.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
It's time to just let the IBM. But be the post.
Do you think so? I mean you play.

Speaker 20 (01:30:06):
We'll play Jeopardy on our Alexa from time to time,
because how do you do that? You say, Alexa, let's
play jeopardy? Oh yeah, they'll ask you like a couple.
You know, you do like three or four questions. It's
not that long, but you play it every day. Does
she chastise you if you get it wrong? Is it
in miambi alex voice? An Alexa's voice? It's in an

(01:30:30):
Alex's voice? Okay, But I think the questions.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Are asked by miam Biolock or Ken Jennings.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
This popular genre, this six letter genre, this genreen. Yeah, okay,
well maybe I'll do that when I get home. I'll
plug in my alexis and I will maybe I'll do that.
Season thirty nine will wrap up this July, and so
then at that point they'll have to figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
What they're going to do over at that show. And
I imagine if you're a regular Jeopardy watcher, you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Are just on the edge of your seat with anticipation,
waiting to figure out what's going on over there. I
guess they're really pissed because some guy who want a
bunch of money went on TikTok talking about what a
joke Jeofpardy is all is like, you know, people are like, bro,
you you just want a bunch of money over there,
And he was making it seem like it was super easy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
It might have been for him, you know, but there
are people that have gone on.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
That show and just crap the bed, and that's going
to suck too, especially if you're in one of those
impressionable groups of people.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
You know, it's college week Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
You know, you're not some forty five year old librarian
from you know, Salinas, Kansas. You know, you go to
Penn or whatever, and you got the dumb sweatshirt on,
so everybody knows what school the root against and blah,
blah blah, but you're still kind of you know, you're young,
and you're on television, and not for something cool, but
for more of an accomplishment.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
That's gonna be tough.

Speaker 19 (01:32:03):
My high school math teacher went on there, Jim Stevens,
how do you do? He had like a five day
run where he won a couple of days in a row,
and he was like a super smart dude. He he
got got all kinds of degrees and stuff and weird
interests in like amateur samlier and stuff like that. So
like we always knew he was a really smart guy

(01:32:24):
and obviously very talented when it comes to mathematics, but
watching him just the vast knowledge because I've seen this guy's.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
Like, oh this is my calculus teacher, right, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 19 (01:32:34):
And then to see him just clean up in literally
every category, like, dude, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
There was a girl on last year who I think
is in California now, but she grew up in Aliria.
She went to Crestwood or something, and so they were
like from Ilaria, Ohio. It always makes me kind of
perk up a little bit. The dude from a Dina
was the guy that was just on who was on
like last year on Matamodia Matamodio. Yeah, yeah, like I
knew he had like a thirty eight game run he

(01:33:00):
killed it.

Speaker 19 (01:33:01):
Give us a sample Jeopardy question that I could win.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Oh okay, Karen.

Speaker 19 (01:33:06):
Do you know what I've learned though, is if you're
playing at home, here's a little insider information. If you're
playing at home, like you're watching with a friend or whatever.
Answer yesterday's episode, no answer. Answer everything with confidence. So
even if you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
What it is, right, yeah, yeah, but that's your that's
your forte is answering things with utter confidence that may
or may.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Not be true. You gotta get on Jeopardy.

Speaker 19 (01:33:31):
So they ask a question and you're just like the
magna carta and it pops up and I'm like, right, I.

Speaker 4 (01:33:35):
Know, yeah, what is the magna carta? I think the
magna carta jay Z.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
And just Neiberlake album twenty sixteen.

Speaker 19 (01:33:43):
That's the answer. That's not a wrong answer, right. The
magna carta is in a document. Yes, that's answer.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
I had to do with Pilgrims, slice apples, sauitate in butter.

Speaker 14 (01:33:57):
Or a.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Well TI two. Your audition is not going great.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
No for hosts, not even contest. That's right, may have
IQ score negative eight. Sliced apples, sautate and butter are
a classic filling for these French pancakes.

Speaker 19 (01:34:20):
Correct, keep giving me breakfast questions.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Breakfast, all the breakfast questions that you could possibly answer. Well,
let me go into I'll take food and drink for
two hundred, allen. Many a French meal ends with a
dry red wine served with this blue veined treat.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
The cheese of kings and popes cheese. Let's the answer.
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
What Because I'm on some weirdo, I'll give it to you, judges, Yes,
I'll give it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
Yes, different, I don't.

Speaker 19 (01:35:01):
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, uh, Bill said,
I said blue cheese, and oh this is all screwy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Okay, I'm sorry, hold on, hold on, let me do
this again here. I didn't realize the way that this
website was set up.

Speaker 14 (01:35:13):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
It's got like the answer before the question or something.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Okay, Many a French meal ends with a dry red
wine served with this blue veined treat.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
The cheese of kings and popes. Roquefort is what we were.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
This chilled leak and potato soup is traditionally topped with
chopped chives.

Speaker 19 (01:35:43):
Chilled leak and potato.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Leak and potato soup is traditionally topped with chopped chives.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Is a French soup? Is this French cuisine? I don't
think so. Purely coincidence was the answer. Looking for Sorry
VI she swas The swas was a jazz musician, could.

Speaker 19 (01:36:07):
Be honestly blind.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Yeah on the Colgate ConL.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Of Hour, Yeah, brod, do you buy borax theaters? Plays
in folklore?

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Do you want sports? Do you want animals? But it's
still gonna be something ridiculous sports wise? All right, animals, animals, animals,
it's gonna be tough. What is the Latin name this phylum?

Speaker 7 (01:36:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Let me get keep doing that dumb music. Let me
give me a mollusk question. A mollusk question. An oyster
is a mollusc, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
Well?

Speaker 19 (01:36:46):
I can't eat them because I'm allergic to them. I'm
allerged to shellfish unless it's like a a mosk is
a type of shellfish?

Speaker 4 (01:36:53):
I don't really know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
Because oyster is a mollusk. It is a bi valve
mollis there you go? So it's very pretty correct, you know, right,
do not misgender that mollusk.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
All right, here you go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Koalas have adapted their diet with an extra long gut
to break down poisons in these What is.

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
He got it?

Speaker 19 (01:37:14):
Because it is also about tweed cody, you can play anytime.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Okay, this egg laying mammal has no toth. I was first. Okay, platypust.
This egg laying mammal has no teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Its taxonomic name is tachyglossida, or fast tonguegg laying mammal.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
That's not a platypus.

Speaker 19 (01:37:42):
I didn't know there was another one.

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Kidnap spiny ant eater, the kidnap, that is what we
were looking for. The two toad One of these can
have up to what is a slow The kestrel is
also known as this type of hawk after the nice

(01:38:10):
little bird.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
It's looking around for what is the chicken hawk?

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
No, that's the city council president of East Lake. Sorry,
we were looking for the sparrow hawks.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
We were looking.

Speaker 19 (01:38:27):
That's two birds.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
One stone, Sweden's only wild feline is this short tailed
cat that's able to bring down much larger animal like reindeer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
And roads A Lynx.

Speaker 19 (01:38:41):
A links is corrects, Baby.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
You really do know your big cats?

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
All right? Geography that's about doodles, so things up. I
can give you a history. I feel like, see how
dumb we are?

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
Okay?

Speaker 19 (01:39:00):
These are the ones that you just take a swing
at and answer with confidence.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Why not the sixth What is World War two?

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
The sixth Amendment grants the right to a speedy and
public trial.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
You're out? Answer?

Speaker 2 (01:39:17):
What is trying?

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Joke?

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Answer? You were on the game. They would kick you
up the game to play by the rules.

Speaker 19 (01:39:25):
Try, He's out.

Speaker 4 (01:39:29):
The President shall be this of the Army and Navy
of the universe.

Speaker 19 (01:39:33):
Commander in chief.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Chief is correct. This is history history.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
No person shall be one of these who has not
attained the age of thirty years.

Speaker 19 (01:39:48):
Senator sat.

Speaker 13 (01:39:52):
Right.

Speaker 19 (01:39:53):
Yeah, come on, Cody, the politics guy, where are you.

Speaker 4 (01:39:59):
Before it?

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
Become the first American woman in space? She was a
star tennis player at Stanford and Billy Jean King told
her to go pro lover.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
No, Sophie, something is it? Sophie Sophie.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Turner, the first American woman in space is not Sophie Turner.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
She's not even American. I don't remember her name. I
don't know who that is.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
She was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
His name is in a song Mustang Sally, Sally Turner.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
Sally Rye, greatest name for an astronaut of all time.
Sally Ryde was the first American woman in space.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
For all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Hair and how dumb are we? A Jeopardy sample question.
Pretty good, Tolthy Turner. Not the first American woman in
space Jonas's wife, I believe. But anyway, Sophie Turner, that's

(01:41:01):
pretty good though, you do, okay?

Speaker 4 (01:41:02):
Sal Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:41:04):
Sally Uh is one of those names, like, when's the
last time you met anyone named Sally?

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
That's not gone? That's like, I've never met a Sally
younger than me. My friend's mom's I have an aunt Sally,
but I don't. I've never met a Sally.

Speaker 19 (01:41:17):
That's like Sally short for something.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Maybe it will come back as a name, Maybe Sally
I'll come back. I think Sally might be done.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Sal Cilia sal Cilia. It is a Hebrew name means princess.
I mean Jane, We're coming back.

Speaker 19 (01:41:38):
One of my best friend names, Jane. We were married
Jane together.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
Get it?

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
No, Oh, God for you.

Speaker 19 (01:41:47):
It's a very funny joke in seventh grade when we
were twelve greed.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
Hey Bill, Yes, sir, how are you?

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
I'm great?

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
How are you doing?

Speaker 22 (01:41:59):
Hanging in m all right? Your show's a big part
of my life. And here I've got this. I built
this down a while back. I've got these three words
for poundcake. All I want him to do is I'll
give him how to spell it. I want him to
pronounce them correctly.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
Can we do this you're giving Well, that's up to him.
I'm not gonna say that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
I'm not gonna have somebody there foisting words on him,
as this is entirely up to him.

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
If he wants to do it, well, he passed me
on to you. So if he's there, you take your thoughts.

Speaker 21 (01:42:30):
Go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Go for it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:32):
What says get your pencilready? Here the first word help
c A L L I O pe pronounced that word.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
Kellyop? What do you think Alan? I mean it's not kaliope?
I mean if that's what?

Speaker 21 (01:42:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
Is there anything I take a couple of cracks at it,
you'll pay.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
I mean, I'm gonna say if he can know, if
he doesn't know how to pronounce, he's not going to
know what it is. The word is caliopie is what
he's looking for. Oh, calliope music. Okay, I've heard of that.
Yeah he has heard.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
That's something that.

Speaker 7 (01:43:18):
Okay, okay, here's your second one.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
Write this down. Oh our c h E s t
r a L. Pronounce that one more time.

Speaker 22 (01:43:30):
Oh r c h E s t r a L.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Orchestral. Close, We'll take another crack an.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
Orchestral.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
Yeah, that's sometimes he needs to be in the direction.

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
At first I thought he was spelling orchestra, and I
was like, I know this, but apparently I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
Okay, one more, here you go style.

Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
This is p e r I p h e r
a L.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
Pronounced that word peripheral, paraphal, parahal.

Speaker 4 (01:44:16):
The guys from James Addiction.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Look at it, and you know what it is, peripherol.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
Peripheral is the word you're riding. I'm like, God of
your peripheral vision.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
I thought it was that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
That was the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Tell me what she said the first time. Peripheral.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
No, peripheral, No, it's not peripheral, all right, Bill, I
don't know what we were I don't know. We were
hoping to accomplish by this.

Speaker 22 (01:44:44):
But well, oh for three, I thought like we all
will be added to his education.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:44:51):
Hey, there's one more.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Here's one thing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
I never see a has already lost their accreditation because
of pancakes.

Speaker 4 (01:44:56):
So I don't think that. I don't. I don't think
a rubbing salt in the wounds is going to do
anything good.

Speaker 22 (01:45:01):
Bill, have you seen a guy with the fart pedal
on his guitar doing a lick of a heavy metal
guitar licks?

Speaker 4 (01:45:10):
He does it with a pedal.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
No, I.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
Will look it up. Thank you. I'll play you out
with some Kelly Oak music.

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Bill, thank you for the call. Appreciate it. And see
pound Cake is scared of clowns. And that's why he's
not into callipe music. By the way, devotion to accuracy.
Going back a bit, somebody did call me out in
this and they are one correct, and that's my fault.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
Roquefort is blue cheese. The two of you are correct.
When we were doing when we were doing Mary's correct,
when we were doing dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Jeopardy sample questions, and the answer was roquefort, but the
answer or the question was what is rofert? But the
answer had like some reference like a blue vein. Yes, yeah,
different cause it's blue vein. It is a blue cheese.
That's right, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
The cock show on.

Speaker 14 (01:46:10):
One hundred points of it. No, you can enjoy that
sickening middle of the night. What am I going to
do my life in the afternoon?

Speaker 2 (01:46:22):
Feeling reading a thing that says that fighting physical altercations.
They've done this study on chemicals in men's brains, one
of these studies on aggression and how aggression you know,
we have. There are a lot of people who don't

(01:46:45):
like the fact that society and civilization have required us
to tamp down a lot of our animal instincts. There's
some people who think that we should be pillaging and
all that kind of stuff any given opportunity.

Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
But they were doing this study.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
They said that fighting basically makes guys want to fight
more so that there's a domino effect because it's a
dopamine hit, and so, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:47:16):
They tested this on mice.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
The most difficult part, they said, was fitting the mice
with the tiny little boxing gloves. It was really hard
to figure that out, you know, because they'd fight because
they don't know what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
They're trying to pull their paw away.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
Humans will compete over territory and mates, and increased confidence
in their fighting skill just you know, just amps that up.
I don't know why this is a big revelation, but
I'm always fascinated by these things. And they said that
males that have extensive fighting experience doesn't really change much

(01:47:52):
for them.

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
They don't get that dopamine hit. Have you ever been
in a fight?

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
This is probably a super question because you probably have,
But like, as a younger man, were you ever in fight?

Speaker 8 (01:48:00):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
Okay, did you win? Were you in a lot of fights?
Were you one of those guys?

Speaker 8 (01:48:04):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
Not a lot?

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
I mean, you know, a handful. Uh yeah, I got
my ass kicked a couple of times. I had had
a couple of double's okay, if you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:13):
Want to call him that. I don't know. Most of
them were just like drunken stupid fights. Oh, drunken fights.
Why else am I fighting? I don't know. I didn't
start drinking I was twenty six. Yeah. No, and all
three of my fights happened before them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
The majority of the things that I got into were
one was with a friend, you know, he just ended
up going after each other for something.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
One was over an ex girlfriend and you know those
it was just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Wait, you and another guy were fighting, were you ask
Himo brothers brothers?

Speaker 4 (01:48:41):
No, well, I guess yeah. In the end we were Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
Uh, it just ended up bubbling over into something and
you know, turned into a physical altercation.

Speaker 4 (01:48:50):
Happens.

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
So you and another guy were both laying claim to
this woman. No, no, no, it was it was more
of her and I remained friends and he didn't like that.
And I come to say, and I don't do well
with you. Know, you don't like you don't like the
smart lip. I don't know that you give me some lip. No, listen,
you got her.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I also don't understand, don't understand this compulsion to stay
friends with x's. I don't get that. I understand why
guys do it. They're looking for a little crack in
the door. I don't understand in general why people do this,
because this one is the only one that we remained
close in friends. We dated for a couple of years

(01:49:33):
and I think it was just the years. Yeah, it
was just that pivotal point in our lives where we
couldn't be together, but we were still really close and
wanted to remain that way. Yeah, so there was no Yeah,
I mean at this point there's no like a physical
attraction at all.

Speaker 4 (01:49:45):
I mean, it's just more just hey, how you doing?
How things? Are you still friends with this person? Yeah? Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
And your wife is like, I don't care that you
were inside of her a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (01:49:57):
Well, now that you've said it that way, she might.

Speaker 8 (01:50:00):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
I mean, listen, I'm sure she's she's a grown woman.
She's put two and two together, of course, but she
also she's put six and nine together and done the man.
She also realizes that, I mean, look at me, where
am I gonna go?

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:50:13):
Where am I gonna go?

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
I don't know that that's the way to frame the
look at me, Where am I gonna go? We's gonna
make her feel good? No, No, I'm saying that's why
she's looking at me, saying where the hell is?

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Where are you gonna go?

Speaker 7 (01:50:24):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
What are you gonna do? Look at you? You're old,
you're fat, Where are you gonna go?

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
Ellen, if Rob lost a good amount of weight, he
looked like a guy who fights.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
That one down.

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
If you lost some weight, like a good amount of weight,
look a good amount of weight, you know what, One
of these days you are gonna do that, and then
you're gonna be in giant eagle and somebody's gonna go.
You know what, if you gained a good amount of weight,
you look like this guy named Rob Anthony who's on
the Helmcock Show. See what I ever told you? So
you're just gonna go the other way. You're gonna go
from looking like they're gonna tell you look at Chemisavancy,

(01:50:57):
they're gonna go. Man, I'll tell you what, if you
had a little twenty extra LB's on you, you look
like this guy Rob Anthony over at WMS.

Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
Maybe I'll drop the twenty fight.

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
I don't know what you're talking about, the hell out
of my face. Maybe he'll drop the twenty five pounds
and start working kids' birthday parties.

Speaker 4 (01:51:12):
Just Kevin Stefanski. There you go. There's a business right there.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
Yeah, so the dads can scream at you in between
making below you down. No, I got into a handful
of fights when I was young. I'm three and zero
in my fights. But some people just love to fight, boy,
they love to fight.

Speaker 4 (01:51:33):
What were yours over? Girls? Okay? One was in high school.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
I was a junior, my brother was a sophomore, and
there was a girl who liked him, but I guess
her boyfriend or ex boyfriend was still around or something.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
So it was like after a football game.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
And we were walking and we had gotten word that
this dude was around and he had a friend with him,
and so we were kind of walking and these dudes
kind of jumped us. By that time, I've been wrestling
for a couple of years, so I had some moves.
You know, Wrestling moves aren't always going to help you,
like in a fight, but it's better than nothing. And
the first time you ever get punched in the face,

(01:52:15):
that's kind of a It's the old Mike Tyson line, right,
everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.
And I didn't realize these guys were a couple of
years older than us, and I was just defending my brother,
and so we're like out on like the quad of
our high school fighting and off in the distance we
see this is a Catholic high school. Off in the distance,
we see one of the priests coming and the two

(01:52:38):
dudes we were kind of getting over on them, and
the two dudes split and my brother and I I
said don't go anywhere, and we stood there because in
my mind, I'm thinking, oh, father Lipinski is really going
to appreciate the fact that we stood here and explained
what happened. No, we all got in trouble, all in trouble,
all attention, all in trouble. I'm like, we should have run.

(01:52:58):
We should have just booked it because it was dark,
like you wouldn't have known it was us if we
hadn't stood here like dopes. When was the last time
you went into like that mindset of Oh my god,
I think I'm gonna have to fight somebody right now.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
Ah, college, towards the end of college. You haven't had
one since then? No?

Speaker 2 (01:53:20):
Wow, No, I've had plenty of people over the course
of my career like step to me in public who
got a problem with me, But usually they have a
friend that's with them, and it's like, no, I'm not
gonna cause there's that switch that goes when you're like, Okay,
it's real, I'm gonna have to fight now and it
may not happen, but your your body and your brain
is like, okay, here we go. I had it happened

(01:53:41):
over the summer. Oh really yeah this past summer. Yeah,
guy followed me home in traffic. Oh, like a road
race thing, Yeah, yeah, and it was. It was for nothing.
I was driving my daughter's car and I was behind
a bus and I couldn't see the stop light. The
light changed, so I stayed behind the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:53:56):
This guy pulls up. Now, mind you, it's my daughter's car.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
Right, has a a pink ron John sticker on it
and a flowers around the license play right, So.

Speaker 4 (01:54:05):
This hard I thought you were easy prey.

Speaker 2 (01:54:06):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:54:07):
So he gets all, you know, kind of dickish and whatever.
So I just keep going.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
I waved him, I said, sorry, you know, wave my
hand out the window. He follows me, and I'm like, okay,
here we go. I pull into the driveway. He flies
up behind me. Wow, into your driveway. Never came into
my driveway. So he was clearly smart enough to know
not to come on to anybody's property. And he gets
out of the car and he's like, what the F
And I go, I said, did you not see me?
Wave and say I'm sorry, I couldn't see through the bus, dude,

(01:54:31):
and he goes, don't get loud with me. I'm over
here trying to de escalate the situation. Try escalate by following.
My followed me to my house here in my driveway,
and he's like, and he goes, you know what, You're right,
I had a bad day, it's hot, pissed off.

Speaker 4 (01:54:45):
I'll see you later. My name is Steve. And I
was like, all right, see and he got Steve.

Speaker 15 (01:54:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
But when he got out of the car, I was like,
oh crap, this guy's way bigger than I thought he was.
And yeah, you didn't you didn't flip him off. I
mean just waved out the sorry. So I don't know
if that made them mad, But what else was I
supposed to do?

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
I also, I don't think people understand what de escalation means.

Speaker 2 (01:55:05):
Yeah, I'm like, you're standing in my driveway yelling at me,
home boy, you're wearing a wife beater, stop right, and
he just left them. But my brain at that moment,
Dub was like, well. And the funny part was my
wife and kids were in the dining room and saw
the whole thing. They're like, oh my god, we thought
you were gonna have to fight. No. My senior year
in college, I was downtown Chicago. There was one movie

(01:55:30):
theater that was not the only downtown movie theater at
the time. It's long closed, but at the time the
only downtown movie theater that was not in a good
part of town. But it was a theater that would
show like the horror movies and the sci fi joints
and all that kind of stuff. So my girlfriend at
the time and I were going and we were kind
of on this poorly lit stretch of one of these

(01:55:51):
streets downtown, and we're walking and we're talking and whatever,
and I'm pretty big on situational awareness. So as we're
walking by this alley in my periphery, I see a
guy step out of this alley as we're passing by,
and I squeeze her hand and I say run and
she takes off, and later on I was like, you

(01:56:12):
didn't even fight me at all on that, right, Normally
you'd be like, what, I'm gonna stay hare, wasn't that
at all. She did exactly what I said, I run,
and this guy comes out and kind of comes up
behind me, and then it was gonna be on.

Speaker 4 (01:56:28):
And it was relatively short lived because I kind of there.

Speaker 2 (01:56:31):
Was a bit of a scrumb and then I split too,
But it was wild, wild, and she was already like
a couple of blocks ahead of me. I'm like, last
thing I need is for this guy to try to
drag her into an alley and I'm staying there, my
thumb up, my ass. I mean, it wasn't gonna be
like that anyway, but it was pretty wild. But I
but as a as like an adult, as a grown man,

(01:56:55):
there are so many opportunities to de escalate things that
I don't understand people who because it goes beyond a
dopamine hit there, that might be what it is to
your brain, you know, But I think that there are
people who are fighting because they need the dopamine hit.
I don't know, no, And that was, like I said,
that was the first time in probably twenty years that

(01:57:16):
I thought, well, this is it.

Speaker 4 (01:57:19):
I'm either gonna get hurt, yeah, or I'm gonna have
to hit this guy stand on my ground, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:57:25):
And people are texting me, They're all asking me, you
don't consider.

Speaker 4 (01:57:28):
Vanilla ice a fight. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
Because he took a swing. We both took a swing.
I was the only one who connected and then it
was over. His people grabbed him. I got off stage.
So no, I don't consider that. To me, a fight
is like there's some back and forth. It goes on
for long day, it goes on for a little bit.

(01:57:51):
Rob cannot lose a good amount of weight because then
his wife will think he's got somewhere to go. True.

Speaker 4 (01:57:58):
Yeah, you know how people like get for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
People get like all upset if their significant other like
starts to get into shape rather than being supportive. There's
so many instances you hear about where they get suspicious.

Speaker 4 (01:58:12):
It's like why they want to I mean a lot
of people do that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:17):
Well, no, of course some people do, but like if
that's the only thing, there's no other problems, that's the
they go.

Speaker 4 (01:58:23):
I'm gonna start I'm gonna start watch when I eat,
and you know that kind of thing. Who is he
they just want to get or who is he?

Speaker 8 (01:58:30):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:58:30):
Yeah, they just want to they want to. It never
occurs to some people that they want to look better
for you, right, Like I'm trying to keep people interested
by not getting all dowe. Hey sam.

Speaker 4 (01:58:48):
Hi, hi Sam, I was expecting a guy, not a Samantha.

Speaker 8 (01:58:52):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:58:53):
Oh yeah, sorry, that's all right.

Speaker 8 (01:58:55):
Now.

Speaker 12 (01:58:59):
I have a story about the one time.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
In my adult life that I did get into a fight.
And so this is well over fifteen years at this point.
I was like twenty two at the time. And I
don't know if you remember Fox and Hound and Mayfield Hypes.

Speaker 4 (01:59:19):
I used to work there. I was a waitress a
boris under.

Speaker 7 (01:59:22):
Yeah, so like back in the day, that was one
of my thoughts.

Speaker 12 (01:59:26):
And we had this guy who apparently just had.

Speaker 3 (01:59:30):
A mad crush on me, but I had a boyfriend,
like legitimately, and him and his buddy would come in, he'd.

Speaker 8 (01:59:38):
Hit on me.

Speaker 3 (01:59:39):
I'd be like, dude, I'm sorry, like.

Speaker 18 (01:59:40):
I got a boyfriend by and then he'd get so
wasted that he would allegedly forget the whole conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:59:47):
Come back and do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:59:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:59:49):
Right, So there was one day.

Speaker 3 (01:59:52):
It was like a Saturday, so I have.

Speaker 12 (01:59:55):
I'm busy, I'm running my butt off. There's a thousand
people in there because it's.

Speaker 3 (01:59:59):
A Saturday night, and this guy comes up and he's
drunk already. It's like nine pm and he's drunk like
a stand of.

Speaker 12 (02:00:07):
The night and he starts following me around while I'm
trying to take care of people and whatnot, And I
kept trying to tell him, like.

Speaker 3 (02:00:16):
Man, let me do my job, get out of my face.

Speaker 6 (02:00:19):
This went on for like a for a.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
While, and there were there were no there were no mails,
there were no male bartenders that were running interference for.

Speaker 4 (02:00:27):
You or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:00:30):
No.

Speaker 6 (02:00:30):
And it was I mean, it wasn't their fault.

Speaker 3 (02:00:32):
They were just as busy.

Speaker 4 (02:00:33):
As I was.

Speaker 3 (02:00:34):
I was like, in like that back room, ye back there.

Speaker 12 (02:00:39):
Funny enough, though I had a.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Hands she's calling us from the Indianapolis five background there, Sam, What.

Speaker 6 (02:00:49):
Did you say?

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
It sounds like there's a lot of traffic. We thought
you were calling us from the Indianapolis five hundred.

Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
That's all Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, all right,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:00:58):
So of course my cousin's offered to sort of take
care of business for me, and I was like, nah,
he's he's just a drunkard.

Speaker 12 (02:01:06):
You know, but had don't worry about it, you know.
And so they're watching and finally, like I scream in
this guy's.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
Face like some not some nice things that I won't
repeat on the radio.

Speaker 6 (02:01:18):
And tell him to get the f out of my face.
And I turn around and to leave. And as I
turn around, he calls me a four and grabs my.

Speaker 12 (02:01:29):
Left arm right to try to make me turn around.

Speaker 6 (02:01:32):
And face him. Unfortunately, a few years later I.

Speaker 12 (02:01:35):
Would find out that I was an orthodox boxer, and
I reflexibly just landed my fists right in his face,
and as soon as he let go of my arm,
I just like reflectively, like one, two, three four, like nice.

Speaker 6 (02:01:53):
I had the advantage of this guy wasn't a.

Speaker 12 (02:01:58):
Whole lot taller than me, and he was three. I
don't know how this would have turned out if you
were sober and normal.

Speaker 4 (02:02:05):
But also, thank you, Sam, I'm glad it worked out.

Speaker 2 (02:02:08):
Also, people should never underestimate how hard female bartenders are working. Right,
they're getting drinks, they're doing stuff, and then they're like
fighting guys off in an unofficial capacity, and.

Speaker 4 (02:02:21):
All right, good you live to tell the tail.

Speaker 12 (02:02:23):
Sam, Yeah, I so did he thankfully?

Speaker 2 (02:02:27):
Right, all right, thank you, Sam. There's Sam out and
Lorraine Jay Hello, Hey.

Speaker 9 (02:02:33):
What's coming on?

Speaker 2 (02:02:33):
Ellen?

Speaker 4 (02:02:34):
Come man?

Speaker 23 (02:02:35):
So, when I found out I was having a kid
for the first time at the age of thirty five,
the girl that I had a child with, she at
the time, I was two hundred and eighty five pounds
six foot two, big fat, fat guy. And when we
found out that I was having a kid. I wanted
to start getting healthy and my son's mom is about
one hundred pounds and shape everything.

Speaker 4 (02:02:56):
Don't know how the hell I got her in the
first place, but when I decided I.

Speaker 23 (02:02:59):
Wanted to aren't working out, she told me no because
she was afraid of being the fat one in the group.
So I told her after losing so much weight for
like forty pounds, and she's like, you need to stop now,
I'm getting really mad, and she's like, gave me the
biggest attitude.

Speaker 8 (02:03:14):
Hated me.

Speaker 4 (02:03:15):
Was so jealous.

Speaker 23 (02:03:16):
I'm like, I'm just trying to be a lifer our
son longer.

Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
So yeah, but that's that's also because she knew she
was going to be gaining pregnancy weight.

Speaker 23 (02:03:23):
Jake absolutely, well, Yeah, she gave fifteen pounds, staring the
whole entire thing. She ran a triathlon during her seventh
eat a single.

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
Sweet Oh my god, it was horrible.

Speaker 8 (02:03:35):
My roommate was a.

Speaker 23 (02:03:37):
At the time with a personal trainer who just couldn't
wait to get his hands on me, and uh yeah,
once he did a good enough job, she was like, no, no,
knock it off, We're out of here. I'm like wow,
oh chang, yeah right there.

Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
Well she sounds like a lovely woman to help support
you through your life's journey.

Speaker 4 (02:03:57):
Jake, uh yeah, yeah yeah. So what are you down
to now?

Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
About one hundred and eighty pounds? Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:04:05):
Look at this guy? All right, he's out there killing it.

Speaker 2 (02:04:07):
Okay, thank you, Jake, congratulations, can continue I already have
a good one.

Speaker 4 (02:04:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:04:12):
I can continued success on your lifestyle journey.

Speaker 7 (02:04:16):
There.

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
I don't want you losing all this weight, honey.

Speaker 4 (02:04:19):
I want to be around for our child. I don't care.
I want to be a skinny one. I was going
to say crazy and hot right. Oh man, she was an.

Speaker 2 (02:04:28):
It's like, yeah, it's like my sister and the baby mama.
It's like my sister in law, my middle brother's wife.
She's super thin. She's just one of these people.

Speaker 4 (02:04:37):
That, like, you know, both of my nephews are in
their early twenties now.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
Well, when she was pregnant both times, it was like
she had a basketball under her shirt, and then she
had the kid. It's just like she took the basketball out.
All of her friends hated her because she had like
no residual baby weight at all. She just snapped back
to what she had been before. And I think my
brother probably took full advantage of that esthetic at the time.

Speaker 4 (02:05:03):
But yeah, some people are just like that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
Congratulations Alan Sam who just called us hitting the guy
at the Fox and the Hound when she used to
work there, She said, I didn't get to the best part,
which is that this guy comes in like three days
later with a giant bruise on his face and absolutely
no memory of what happened. He said, Oh man, yeah,

(02:05:29):
I got into a huge fight on Saturday, but I
can't remember any of it. Now. You got your ass
kicked by a girl home you by a female bartender
there at the Fox and the Hound.

Speaker 4 (02:05:38):
Yep, she was a fox and you hounded her. That's
what that is. Ellen Cox show on one hundred points of.

Speaker 10 (02:05:49):
Clevelanders are damn proud of their city.

Speaker 4 (02:05:53):
Come on, you were born here, he moved here. This
is a man that has endured real torture in a
foreign setting. So who's the real hero?

Speaker 1 (02:06:03):
I would hope people would listen to our heroes.

Speaker 5 (02:06:06):
As you know.

Speaker 2 (02:06:09):
The prosecution in the Ditty case rested last week, I believe,
and the defense said that they were not going to call.

Speaker 4 (02:06:18):
Any witnesses and people thought that this was such a
crazy thing. It's really not. It's not unprecedented, but it's
not unusual.

Speaker 2 (02:06:26):
Right, Why would you put a witness up there, because
the any defense witness it would be very thin.

Speaker 4 (02:06:33):
It would just be somebody saying he didn't do what
they said he did.

Speaker 2 (02:06:36):
I mean, the burden of proof is on the prosecution, right,
the defense, why would you call witnesses that the prosecution
could then cross examine at nauseum.

Speaker 4 (02:06:46):
There's no point in doing that. So the prosecution rested.

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
The defense says, we're not going to call any witnesses
because his team is probably like, let's see if they
convinced people.

Speaker 4 (02:07:00):
Let's see if they.

Speaker 2 (02:07:02):
If the burden of proof is on them, let's see
if they can establish reasonable doubt. Well, they also just
dropped a bunch of charges against him, to the surprise
of some people. So the prosecution I think they're trying
to dumb it down for the jury because if you

(02:07:24):
it's far less likely that you'll get a guilty verdict
if you throw everything into the pot. Right, this is
what kind of screwed them when they were trying Trump.
As they were throwing everything into the pot. Now of
course he was guilty of all of it. But I mean,
if you're trying to get a jury to see the
big picture, you want to simplify it. So they're removing

(02:07:47):
the attempted kidnapping charge. They're removing attempted arson. What was
he accused of setting on fire his career such as
it was, and abetting sex trafficking. They're removing that too.
So they're trying to streamline the charges for the jury

(02:08:12):
because they think they're like, we we really did that
the he was I guess he was being charged with
kidnapping a former employee, and they're like, we're gonna have
a hard time making that stick. It's when having so
many charges against you could actually work in your favor, Yeah,
because you just confuse people. So they've dropped a bunch

(02:08:35):
of charges against them. Oh, the Arson claim was that
Diddy blew up kid cut his car. Okay, all right,
so you go for the ones you know you can win.
I guess, so why gum up the works? Mm hmm
kid cutty from Cleveland, Ohio. So they dropped that because
they were never able to directly link him to the fire,

(02:08:58):
which makes you wonder why they would list that as
a charge in the first place, Why charge him with
something if you don't already have what's required. But it's
all part of a rico case, So they're kind of
thinning that whole thing out because really, you know, there
were again in the initial stages of this, everybody's like, oh,
did He's going to jail?

Speaker 4 (02:09:18):
But the more went on, I was like, is he though?

Speaker 2 (02:09:21):
Because it's real hard to prove non consensual sex and
there's text messages, there's payments. You know, It's like his
defense team said, having a separate wing on your house
that's full of astroglide.

Speaker 4 (02:09:39):
Is not a crime. That's not a crime. It's weird.
It's a crime. Yeah, well, and is it weird?

Speaker 2 (02:09:47):
H it's weird to us because we don't have the
resources that did he has. But let's put yourself in
his brain. Okay, if you had a hospital sized house,
and if you had you know, like, for instance, my house, Uh,
it's short on closets. Don't have a ton of closet
space in my house. It's my biggest gripe about my house,

(02:10:07):
not a ton of closets. So you gotta make room
with what you got. But if you've got a house
like Diddy, You've got a lot of unused space. Yeah,
so you open up a closet and you go, what
can I put in here? Shelves for my sweaters? No?

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
What about? Uh a rotating tie rack?

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
No? No, I don't a lot of ties? What if
I fill this thing with lube? Oh, brilliant, a lazy
susan of lube and baby oil. Now has it ever
been Have they ever leveled the charge against him that
it was kind of the tail wagon the dog? Have

(02:10:47):
they established that the lube was because of all the
freak offs? Or did he start having freak offs because
he had so much lube, Your honor, we are going
to use the chicken or the egg argument in this
court room.

Speaker 4 (02:11:00):
I mean, I don't know if this is a they
should have put me on his defense team.

Speaker 2 (02:11:04):
I don't know if this is anything that anybody has
tried to put into the court record there. But it'd
be like, your honor, my client, he he hadn't even
considered these kinds of freak aus until he begs the question,
why would you have so much lube?

Speaker 4 (02:11:23):
But people are weird? He had it like humid doors
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:11:28):
There was lube everywhere humidors, really humid doors, humid doors.

Speaker 4 (02:11:33):
Yea, all right, of astro glide.

Speaker 2 (02:11:35):
Yeah, well okay, well listen, Uh that's just learned behavior, right.
You're old enough to remember Bill Clinton was using Monica
Lewinsky as a humidor. Yeah, also true. And so maybe
Diddy was looking at that. Did He's been around a
long time, and I wonder if that helps or hurts astroglide.
I mean, it's never bad to have your brand name

(02:11:57):
out there.

Speaker 4 (02:11:57):
I mean in that much of it.

Speaker 2 (02:11:59):
Like if that gigantic sex pervert and his house loaded
with your product, it's gotta be good stuff he could
have known.

Speaker 4 (02:12:06):
With, like you know, Trojan branded or something.

Speaker 2 (02:12:09):
Well, that's what I'm saying is astroglide is kind of
old school. So when you have so many other you know,
it's a brave new world for sex toys and marital
aids and lubricants.

Speaker 4 (02:12:20):
There have been a lot. You know, back in the day,
he had ky an astroglide that was it and spit.

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
But today you ain't gonna have a closet a spit. Yeah,
you imagine that mess if they opened and they found
a giant. Everything else that we know about the Diddy case.
They go, oh my god, he had a closet just
bottles of astroglide stacked as far as the eye could see.
But then they opened one cabinet and it's a giant
vat of this cloudy, milky substance, and they go.

Speaker 1 (02:12:51):
What is that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:54):
It's human spite? Oh, it's a vat of spute him.

Speaker 4 (02:13:01):
That gross? That is gross, right, I don't like that
at all. Oh yeah, your honor are my client.

Speaker 2 (02:13:11):
U unequivocally denies that he ever forced his assistance to
Bob for Apple in the spit vat. I could watch
somebody puke on camera for how long we just watched
those CLIs. I cannot even talk about spit like that.
It makes me want to puke. Right, Oh my god,

(02:13:32):
that's so gross. A giant vat of nothing but spit. Yeah,
he had every person who worked for him, after they ate,
had to go buy and spit into this thing. So
over the course of whatever right he would give, he
would inject his employees and paramours with a substance that
would give them overactive salivary gland. My god, so they'd

(02:13:56):
walk by, they'd already be drooling at the thought. So
not only is it a vat of spit, but because
these people have just eaten and contractually been required to
go in there and spit. There's a debris. There's all
kinds of detritis in there. You're talking about, like the
type of spin he's just talking about, like all of it.

Speaker 4 (02:14:14):
Yes, lugs.

Speaker 2 (02:14:16):
Yeah, it's a whole millage of Yeah, and if you
got on his bad side, he would force you to
go in there and bob for apples. Oh God, that
is so gross, so gross to me because it's gross.
So anyway, I think it's nothing but good news for
astro Glide because now they have so much competition.

Speaker 4 (02:14:39):
It's not just Ky and Astraglide.

Speaker 2 (02:14:41):
To me, it's Oasis, It's boy Butter Trojan, It's Trojan
gun oil.

Speaker 4 (02:14:47):
There's uber lube, there's Alo Cadabra. I've used that. It's
pretty good. I'm looking at it. There's some really great
named ones too. Yeah, sauce uber.

Speaker 2 (02:15:01):
Lube sounds like something when your driver tries to bang
you on the way.

Speaker 22 (02:15:04):
To your.

Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
No, that's that's that's what they call it. Yeah, they
got like uber eats, uber loob, the only liver lube.
I like how they're so referred to as personal lubricants.
By the way, it's those public lubricants that God did.
Hey in trouble, it's in there. It's funny you mentioned
only fans. I wasn't even going to bring this up,
but I just found out a girl that I had

(02:15:26):
a massive crush on in high school has one. Oh really, yeah?
Is this someone with whom you've had any contact with?

Speaker 4 (02:15:33):
We went out once one time, and it was only
like when you were adults.

Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
No, no, no, we were. We were in high school
as maybe you know. I mean, I mean, since, no,
I haven't. I have not seen her, since you're not
you're not in like casual kind you know.

Speaker 4 (02:15:45):
Like, no, no, no, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (02:15:46):
I haven't even thought of this girl in years. And
I heard that she had one, and I saw on
her profile that there was a link, and I'm I'm
having a moral issue.

Speaker 4 (02:15:59):
Wait, how did you stumble upon her information or her account?
She was on my on my Instagram, she.

Speaker 2 (02:16:05):
Followed me, she followed you, okay, And again I hadn't
thought of her in a big time now that I'm
big time, But again, nobody knows that I even exist,
you know, out there.

Speaker 4 (02:16:16):
But I saw that she followed, so I followed her
back and I was like, Wow, there's a lot of
cleavage pictures here. She's really kind of really got them out.

Speaker 2 (02:16:25):
Is she so cute? You can be candon cute? Is
she she's your age? Yes, since she mid forties, right?
Is she married?

Speaker 4 (02:16:33):
She divorced kids one? Okay, so it's so. Is she
not blown out?

Speaker 22 (02:16:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:16:39):
And and she kept it somewhat together, right, Like she's cute.

Speaker 2 (02:16:45):
This is why you're in the dilemma, because if she
was completely off the reservation, you'd be like, I want
nothing to do with that. No, it's not even that.
Oh it's my curiosity. I never I always liked this
chick so much and never ever, nothing ever happened.

Speaker 4 (02:17:00):
We not like I said that. One time. I was
like a junior in high school and it was just like, okay,
we're better off being cool. We're friendly. She was a
year ahead of me, so she graduated when I was
a junior. Little makeout and that was it.

Speaker 3 (02:17:08):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (02:17:09):
And it wasn't even really a ton It was Lily
and I ever got past like the little kind of
kid yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:17:13):
Yeah, And then now I'm there was no there was
no like this wasn't the one that got away?

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
No, no, no, no. But but I'm still amazingly curious,
and I don't I don't have an OnlyFans account, So
I'm thinking, like, does it make me a scumbag if
I sign up just for that purpose? Because it's anonymous,
she wouldn't know it's me, And I'm just I want
to I kind of I kind of want to know
what it looks like there you.

Speaker 4 (02:17:36):
I think you should. It's not a bad thing. I mean,
what's the matter with that? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:17:40):
I just feel like, does that make me like a
creep because it was a chick that I like, you
got to pay a Look, that's true, you're contribute. That's
what the business is. Give me money and look at
my naked pictures. I know, but I just feel like,
because I know her, I think being a creep, But
isn't it isn't want to be the same thing as
I was, Like if I slid in the DMS, I'm like, hey,
let me see those cans. No no, no, no, because

(02:18:00):
that's you. That's you requesting something that she's not putting
out there. This is her putting it out there, wanting
people to what's creepy is when girls go, yeah, my
friend's dad is one of my biggest subscribers. You know
where it gets creepy is when they find out that, like,
your neighbor is paying because you gotta pay extra for
like videos and stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:18:19):
Yeah, a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (02:18:21):
Here's what I don't understand about OnlyFans, because like I said,
so many girls have the link here so that you're
looking for let's say you give them even the three dollars, right,
nothings for free whatever it is they're so the money
to be made is off of the extra stuff. So
the pictures they post could easily be on Instagram. They're

(02:18:42):
just bikini shots. You're like, well, this is nothing, right, Like,
what is the three dollars? But I'm to pay it
in the door, I'm gonna have to pay the three
dollars and then pay additional to sell.

Speaker 4 (02:18:51):
That's if you like, show me the whole.

Speaker 2 (02:18:53):
Wow, I don't even know if I need to see that,
but I'd like to check out those boobs I assume huge.

Speaker 4 (02:18:59):
Yeah, but you could also see those in a bikini. No, no, no, no,
that's different. No, it's different.

Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
I'm just saying if you are trying to avoid the
creep factor. I already see him in that she's doing
that on the Instagram. Oh yeah, okay, So I mean
I'm like, okay, that's because now now that's that's driven
my curiosity again because she was very, very chesty, always was.
Tell you what, I'll jump on this grenade. I'll be
the canary in the coal mine. All right, you send

(02:19:24):
me the link, all right, and then I'll look at
it and determine. I'm an objective third party, right, I
don't know anything about her. Sure this way, I'll look
at it and I'll go, oh, this looks like somebody
that maybe you know whether or not it's I'll be
able to tell you whether or not not.

Speaker 4 (02:19:42):
I think that it's up to your standards. Well, I
do have amazingly high standards. Well, this is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:19:47):
But beyond that, I just don't know. The whole thing
is just so weird for me because we were in
that time where I now know that this girl has
stuff out there, and it's I've been thirty years since
i'd even thought of this girl. Because you only got
I wanted to see them so bad then, right and
gravity gravity will have taken a bit of adult. She was,

(02:20:11):
You're not going to see them in their original site.
It's still them, They're still hers.

Speaker 4 (02:20:16):
Do you know what I'm saying? Sam, So, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:20:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:20:19):
Man is such a weird one for me. I feel
like I'm a just a dirty pervert for even thinking it.

Speaker 4 (02:20:26):
But Noah, I don't make so. I think that the
curiosity is entirely within reason.

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
Of course, there was a girl, and I had a
lot of girlfriends, but if it was a girl in
high school who I was like, oh, OnlyFans. Interesting. But
here's here's the flip side. And I really bum you out, Jesus.
I remember her from junior high or high school and
that's her now. Yeah, I mean listen, you know she's
mid forties. Whatever, that's fine. I mean I even told

(02:20:53):
Melissa about it. I was like, honey, this girl that
I went to high school with has an only fans.
I'm like, I kind of want to look like I
don't care what you do? Why don't you do what
you want?

Speaker 4 (02:21:04):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (02:21:04):
It grows kind of thing. You know, she doesn't care.
But I was like, why don't you have her? It's
a moral thing for me? Why because I don't know,
I feel like thing immoral about naked people. Know, but
I'm like, it's someone that I know, and I feel
like I'm creeping, which I am. You are, but I'm
already creeping on my Instagram, So how much worse could

(02:21:26):
it be?

Speaker 4 (02:21:27):
I'm paying for it. I'm trying to put myself into it.
Just laugh at me. She's like, you're an idiot.

Speaker 14 (02:21:33):
I am.

Speaker 4 (02:21:34):
I understand what you're saying, but I think you should
do it, all right.

Speaker 2 (02:21:40):
I think you should check alan as David Lee roth
us a lot of lubet.

Speaker 4 (02:21:46):
I get me. You're doing all right.

Speaker 2 (02:21:48):
I think we know what what you're trying for here.
I understand what you're trying to do. Okay, Yeah, I say,
I say, you look all right. Well, I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (02:22:05):
David agrees it does. Yeah, he would look would look yeah,
because now that's all you're gonna think about. No o
oh no, oh wow, he said, no, wow.

Speaker 2 (02:22:23):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:22:24):
Usually he's so agreeable. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
Now he said yeah, Okay. Now he's saying okay, so
he's ambivalent on the topic.

Speaker 4 (02:22:33):
I guess that's what I'm afraid of. Maybe I'll like
it too much. You'll be in the next room.

Speaker 5 (02:22:40):
Honey, I.

Speaker 2 (02:22:42):
Just forgot about something here. I've got to take care
of this, and I'll be right back, my kidding ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (02:22:48):
But also you might look at it and be like,
it's it's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:22:53):
Who cares what it would be, because again, they're never
amazingly different when you see a new set, they are
all based on the same thing.

Speaker 4 (02:23:04):
Here's what you do.

Speaker 2 (02:23:05):
Are you in contact on social Facebook or whatever? Are
you in contact with anyone who you went to high
school with at that time? Because I guarantee you some
of your male friends are already subscribing to her.

Speaker 4 (02:23:17):
I'm sure, I'm positive. Yeah, yeah, I should just ask.

Speaker 1 (02:23:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:23:23):
I don't want to make guess what I felt. I
heard that this tree because you don't know what you're
so aware. This is what I'm saying. We're not in
the initial run of only fans. A lot of people
have them. It's a viable way to make money. It's
you might as well have like it's LinkedIn. I have
a little different. Well, but what I'm saying is it's

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so pervasive now that you're like, they that's how they
make money.

Speaker 4 (02:23:49):
Yeah, they would.

Speaker 2 (02:23:50):
There would be no situation which you'd go oh god,
this guy went out with for a little bit in
high school's following me. Yeah, you're taking his money. That's
true because that again you just said, it's not like
she's gonna care. She's not gonna know what you That's true. Now,
if you dm'd her and were like, hey, remember me,
just show me that hole, you know, fitted dollar tip whatever,

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do whatever you.

Speaker 4 (02:24:15):
Want, you can make up for lost time.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
Yeah, I don't know what if your wife came to
you and said I want to start an only Fans,
I would probably.

Speaker 4 (02:24:26):
Ask of what cooking?

Speaker 2 (02:24:29):
No, you know, like she's going to be on that
cooking end of only fans that they're trying to convince people,
because there's a lot of people out there who are
like like really into feet and stuff. Like I'd be
cool with that. Yeah, I know, Mary had one Mary Santora. Yeah,
I would be. I would be fine, I think with that.
But I think if they got into like the other stuff,
it would be weird. And I'm surely not gonna like
they know some of them that get really raw, Like

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I'm not going to be like, yeah, oh you need
to need to need to need a partner in this video.
I'd never do that you know, a lot of the
scourge of only fans obviously is that what the have
to contend with it are the pictures leaking, you know,
people who post them on Reddit and things like that.

Speaker 4 (02:25:07):
If you googled her, maybe her pictures would come up.
That's true. So then your other dilemma becomes, well.

Speaker 2 (02:25:15):
Now I'm taking food out of her children's mouths by
not contributing to this monetarily.

Speaker 4 (02:25:22):
Hmm. You gave me stuff to think of.

Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
I think there's nothing wrong with supporting friends past or present.

Speaker 4 (02:25:31):
That's what I think.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
She's out there, she's clearly and she'll never know cash
like I wouldn't. But even if she did that, I
don't want And then a flex if she knew it
was you and you didn't say one thing to her,
because the curiosity is going to get the better of
her and she's going to hit you up, and then
the gas lighting begins. Rob, Hey, long time I saw

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you are my only fans? And you go, I don't
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:25:58):
Yeah, maybe on this, I just I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:26:05):
If if I were to do it, yeah, there's no
way I would tell her I did it, like I
wouldn't be like like, I wouldn't use the name.

Speaker 4 (02:26:13):
I would have to be like completely anonymous about it.

Speaker 2 (02:26:16):
I don't even know how that works when you sign up.
Oh hey, your alarm's going off? Yeah, like yeah, it
would have to be completely anonymous. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (02:26:28):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:26:28):
Listen, I am curious how this whole saga lays out,
so I'll know. Please keep us abreast, hey of how
this goes.

Speaker 1 (02:26:38):
ARLN. Cock Show, w MM Buzzer Radio, Elen.

Speaker 4 (02:26:44):
Cox Show on one.

Speaker 17 (02:26:50):
If you find yourself breathless with constant laughter.

Speaker 14 (02:26:54):
Congratulations, Now could you tell us what show you're listen?

Speaker 4 (02:27:01):
It sounds fun?

Speaker 18 (02:27:02):
This is the Allen Cox Shows?

Speaker 4 (02:27:08):
Who says korn Jarvins Springs? What's going on? Corey? You're
calling live? I am what's meant to call you on Friday?

Speaker 7 (02:27:17):
Not much one second, man, I don't want.

Speaker 4 (02:27:18):
To take too much of your time, But I got notes. Okay,
you got notes?

Speaker 1 (02:27:25):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:27:25):
You've compiled these over what period of time? Thursday Friday?
Thursday Friday?

Speaker 4 (02:27:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:27:31):
Are these devotion to accuracy notes? What's the nature of these?

Speaker 18 (02:27:36):
Very briefly, Number one, do you know, uh, the enticing
Walter Williams that's been calling trying to get a gig
with you?

Speaker 4 (02:27:44):
Yeah, do you am? Are you aware of?

Speaker 18 (02:27:49):
Like, I don't want to blow up anyone's spot. I
recognize the voice. He's a frequent caller of yours. If
you're kind of not bringing it up, I don't want
to ruin his fun.

Speaker 4 (02:27:58):
But I know who it is. Someone's gaslighting you. Well
it's not it's not brother ad X is so what
you mean? You see?

Speaker 2 (02:28:05):
So I thought that, but Solomon, Oh, I wonder if
it is. But Solomon would call me as Solomon. Yeah,
but I mean it's Solomon has some fun, he's got maybaby.

Speaker 4 (02:28:19):
Solomon doesn't. Solomon didn't talk like that.

Speaker 16 (02:28:21):
Walter Williams is like, I'm blind and I'm enticing and
I'm delicious.

Speaker 4 (02:28:25):
And you know He's like, yeah, okay, well you might.
You might be right. I would not have made that connection.

Speaker 2 (02:28:29):
But maybe Solomon will call me and further gaslight me
and convince me it's not him.

Speaker 4 (02:28:35):
Okay, go ahead, Rock.

Speaker 18 (02:28:36):
And roll, Mount Rushmore obviously, Ozzy uh Jagger.

Speaker 4 (02:28:43):
I think Sammy got mentioned.

Speaker 18 (02:28:44):
But what about like as the fourth being serious here,
like a Jon Jets or a Chaka Khan.

Speaker 2 (02:28:51):
Only if it could be Jon jets, cameltoe rendered in
granted from the waist down.

Speaker 18 (02:28:56):
Court spray paint the mountain red. That's right, yep, And uh,
I think I threw in. I don't know, because you know,
I indulge. I threw in a humorous one. Who's Dan McCafferty.
Is that Nazareth?

Speaker 3 (02:29:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:29:10):
God, I don't, I don't, I don't know, random guy,
Dan McCafferty. Dan McCafferty, Yeah, from Nazareth. He was the
singer for Nazareth. Now you're all messing with a.

Speaker 4 (02:29:25):
Yeah, all right? And then why did I write down
Tom Brady Sophia Bargara? Oh round you were?

Speaker 18 (02:29:31):
You were ripping on Tom Brady because he's a putts
And uh, I think he's eating.

Speaker 4 (02:29:35):
The Fia Bargara like he needs to. Yeah, she's letting
leave it in these days. All right, Thank you, Cory
hey Man taking the guys. Thank you. There's Corey in
Tarpin Springs, Flora checking in. We talked about that last week.
We did.

Speaker 2 (02:29:51):
We talked about everything. God, I don't remember from some
notes that he's got.

Speaker 4 (02:29:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:29:56):
And covering a lot of grounds there with us. Here's

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the song nobody remembers but I love it.

Speaker 3 (02:30:28):
He lit it.

Speaker 2 (02:30:29):
There the last Thin Lizzy album. This album, it was
the one that John Sykes was on. That's why ye
those pinch harmonics there, Cold Sweat, the great deep cuts
I think from Thin Lizzy. I'm a big John Sykes fan.
He died last Christmas as a matter of fact, but
his bonafides were largely from his brief tenure with Thin Lizzy.

(02:30:54):
It's in a band called Tiger's a Pantang. He got
very famous with White Snake. He split Coverty on company.
The record labels were like do whatever you want and
you put up this arena rock album called Blue Murder
that I loved as well.

Speaker 4 (02:31:08):
And then he kind of just went off and did
different things.

Speaker 2 (02:31:10):
But I always thought John Sykes was an underrated a
guitar player.

Speaker 4 (02:31:15):
But Thinn Lizzy.

Speaker 2 (02:31:18):
Was one of the bands that played the WMMS World
Series of Rock, which was today in nineteen seventy nine.
This was the one that got famous because it's where
Aerosmith broke up right after the show. Now, you got
to remember nineteen seventy nine, the biggest bands on the
bill were Aerosmith and Ted Nugent, So you had Aerosmith

(02:31:40):
and Ted Nugent, You had a band called Journey that
some people were getting familiar with. You had Thin Lizzy,
and then a band that was just starting to blow
up called ac DC.

Speaker 4 (02:31:53):
You believe that. Imagine that right now.

Speaker 2 (02:31:55):
World Series of Rock This is a long running series,
with the seventy nine one which happened on this day,
nineteen seventy nine at the old Municipal Stadium.

Speaker 4 (02:32:04):
That was the one that everybody had been talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:32:09):
Because that was where Aerosmith broke up, right when Steven
Tyler got up on like an eight footer backstage, big
long table right yep, and got on all fours and
blew a rail from one end to the next.

Speaker 4 (02:32:24):
So like they said.

Speaker 2 (02:32:25):
It was also the first performance in the United States
of a German band called the Scorpions who barely spoke.

Speaker 4 (02:32:32):
English in nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (02:32:34):
These guys were kind of communicating the hand gestures and things,
and of course people remember the Scorpions. You know. Again,
these were bands for people who were at this show
and they could say I saw.

Speaker 4 (02:32:48):
These bands win. You know, Ted Nugent was one of
the biggest acts in the world back then.

Speaker 2 (02:32:56):
Aerosmith obviously they call them the American stones from Rob's Neck.

Speaker 4 (02:33:01):
Of the Woods, Yes, sir, and uh and Thin Lizzy.

Speaker 12 (02:33:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:33:10):
I took a picture of myself with the Phil Lennett
statue there in Dublin, right around the corner from my hotel.
It's right outside the Brussels Love Thin Lizzie. And they
were making some noise and the first American.

Speaker 12 (02:33:29):
Are you not.

Speaker 4 (02:33:32):
Who don't speak English?

Speaker 24 (02:33:34):
Freckency Cleveland, put your hands together.

Speaker 4 (02:33:41):
This is called Virgin Killer.

Speaker 2 (02:33:45):
I have to assume it was something along those lines,
probably exactly what it sounded like. It was one of
the last times that Phil Lynnett and Bond Scott would
play with their respective bands in Northeast Ohio. And it
wasn't the last World's Series of Rock, but by most
accounts it could have been.

Speaker 7 (02:34:04):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:34:05):
There was one more the next year, but it was like,
what was the last one, like lover Boy or something,
you know, I don't know what the last year was.
The last year was. The first one was June twenty third,
nineteen seventy four, my third birthday, which featured a hometown

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hero named Joe Walsh and a little known Southern rock
band called Leonard Skinnard.

Speaker 4 (02:34:33):
And then it just grew exponentially from there. Yeah, you're right,
nineteen eighty was the last one.

Speaker 2 (02:34:38):
Pink Floyd played it in nineteen seventy seven to eighty
one thousand people, right. God, Klaus Mina Scorpions frontman, said.

Speaker 4 (02:34:51):
I don't remember how that came about. This was so
long ago.

Speaker 2 (02:34:59):
And they had just broken through with their sixth album
called Love Drive or loved riv.

Speaker 4 (02:35:05):
I don't know how they pronounced it. But that last
one in eighty was no joke either, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:35:11):
Well it was what Bob Seeger, J Giles, J Giles,
deaf Leopard there you go, and Eddie Cash And by
the way, in nineteen eighty people didn't know deaf Leopard
over here. No, they blew up with pyromania. I mean,
some people who are way into like imports had on
through the night, but Pyromanias blew them up.

Speaker 4 (02:35:30):
And any Money so you know, badass man.

Speaker 2 (02:35:34):
You had to go to go back that far. You know,
Journey was getting to be a big deal. Any Money
played it twice. Yeah, played in seventy eight too, well,
Any Money's a goer. Two years before the World Series
of Rock, ACDC played Cleveland's Agora. The World Series of
Rock was kind of a big coming out for them.

(02:35:54):
They hadn't played to a stadium crowd, they hadn't played
eighty thousand people, and they're playing in the morning, right.
They played for forty five minutes, but that was the
one that a lot of people walked away going, oh
my god, ac DC. I remember seeing, you know, you
think back to like the artists you saw when not
that many people knew who they were, and you go,

(02:36:15):
oh my god. And I only have a couple of those,
and they're not a listers. I remember seeing Macy Gray
in front of about six people in Pittsburgh and I
think she's from here, shrom Canton, and she's nine feet tall,
you know, And there were more people in her band
than watching in the club. And then a guy named

(02:36:38):
Ingvey Mohlmstein, who was part of that wave of kind
of guitar, classically trained guitar all those eighties shredders. I
saw Ingvey Mahmstein open for I don't even remember who.
He opened for, Quiet Riot or something, and nobody knew
what the hell his name, whether they were like this guy,
we saw this guy, you GUISTI he was really really good.

(02:37:00):
I'm like, I don't think his name's you GUASTI I
saw Saturanni that way. Yeah, very small crowd. Yeah, I'm
not sure if you've heard of this one, but there
was a girl who was starting out. She was pretty young,
and she played in our conference room. Her name is
Taylor Swift, doesn't ring a belly. Not sure if you

(02:37:26):
knew her. No, this was in Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Massachusetts. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like it was me, the record rep her and I
think maybe the program director for the stage that was
years ago. Here she did JR.

Speaker 4 (02:37:40):
Not Crazy with.

Speaker 2 (02:37:41):
Chuck Collier, who I think has been gone fifteen years now.
I'm pretty sure that's who was there. Yeah, Taylor Swift
when she was like a teenager, still doing country songs. Yeah,
they had her in while we were out at oak Tree,
and I didn't know she was Wow. I saw some
photos of her with gar people like after the fact,
and she looked fine. Now, you know, there's a hundred

(02:38:01):
of those people who come through in any given year.

Speaker 4 (02:38:03):
You don't know, Yeah, you never do.

Speaker 1 (02:38:06):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (02:38:08):
But the World Series of Rock nineteen seventy nine, that
was the big one, and it happened on June the
twenty eighth of that year. We're watching it a bit
right now with Wolfe Wolfe's banned. I mean we just
had that tiny show for him. Right now, he is
the number one rock record in the country. Yeah, we
had him at the Foundry. Yeah, that's a good time.
I still have people that all run into you know,

(02:38:30):
people are appearance or whatever would be, Like I was
at that Wolfie shows.

Speaker 4 (02:38:33):
It was a good time.

Speaker 2 (02:38:39):
Aerosmith's set was predictably terrible at the World Series of Rock.
Steven Tyler needed lyric sheets to be taped all over
the stage. They screwed up the beginning of Back in
the Saddle, and so it got worse from there, culminating
in the band breaking up Steve Perry's wife because Journey

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was still where they were on the bill to Steve
Perry's wife and Todd Hamilton's wife from Aerosmith.

Speaker 4 (02:39:09):
Todd Hamilton from Aerosmith or.

Speaker 2 (02:39:11):
No, no, not Hamilton's the last name. It's uh oh
Tom Tom Hamilton, So Todd Hamilton maybe was in Journey whatever.
The wives were getting into a fight backstage, and one
of them threw a glass of milk at somebody else,
which begs the question what band had milk.

Speaker 4 (02:39:32):
You know, somebody's in the White Russians.

Speaker 24 (02:39:34):
We were coming also from foot all right, to requires
milk from a goat, not from a cow, from teats
of goats, up teats of goats. Professed to off the

(02:39:55):
United States to have teeths.

Speaker 4 (02:39:58):
Of goatsmith whatever, somebody a goat milk.

Speaker 2 (02:40:05):
Klaus Mina insists there was hair pulling, and then Aerosmith
as a band disintegrated before our eyes. That's a quote
from John Gorman, who of course was the grand Pooba
here at WMMS back.

Speaker 4 (02:40:18):
In the day. It's so funny these names are coming up.
Jeff and Flash were both here. Jeff, both of them
were here. Oh were they really? Yeah, that's the first
time I met Jeff. I've met Flash a bunch of times. Yeah,
I met them on a couple of different occasions.

Speaker 2 (02:40:30):
They recorded some stuff for me which I cannot wait
to I have an eighties weekend coming up this weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:40:36):
That's not just them going no, okay, no, id's no. Well,
I'll save it. I'll play it for you. It's pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (02:40:46):
Joe Perry walked out on Aerosmith right after the show,
and he didn't return until nineteen eighty four. He went
off to do the Joe Perry Project, and I believe
they I think done with Mirrors Is and they returned together. Right,
that was the big comeback record and it flopped hard.

Speaker 4 (02:41:04):
Yeah, And then then it was Pump was the one
that did it right. Well, Permanent Vacation was vacation.

Speaker 2 (02:41:08):
They got themselves a bunch of songwriters, they cleaned up,
got themselves a bunch of other songwriters. They got Diane
Warren and they got Desmond Child and you know, the
heavy hitters of the day, and Permanent Vacation.

Speaker 4 (02:41:19):
Blew them back up. That was in a good way.

Speaker 2 (02:41:22):
Pump was later, Pump was after Yeah, then Get a
Grip and they had a hell of a run boy
mid eighties, early nineties.

Speaker 4 (02:41:29):
And I still say they are the third best band
from Boston, behind the Jay Giles Band and the Pixies. Well,
you know what, maybe the fourth best band from Boston
then the band Boston.

Speaker 2 (02:41:42):
Yes, Okay, talent wise, I understand obviously Aerosmith has Way Moore.
You're going Jay Giles, Yeah, you're going, Uh, you're going
Jay Giles, Pixies.

Speaker 4 (02:41:59):
Who was Yether one? Boston?

Speaker 2 (02:42:01):
Oh yeah, Boston. Well you're probably going Boston Pixies. Yeah,
Aerosmith you put under Pixies, And I probably would put
Aerosmith above the Pixies, all right, I would have to
say that.

Speaker 4 (02:42:10):
Okay, I think most people would.

Speaker 1 (02:42:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:42:12):
I wouldn't be one of those people, but I think
most people would. Yeah, yeahs.

Speaker 2 (02:42:17):
I have a handful of Aerosmith songs I like, you
know what I mean. And it's the stuff that like,
stuff from toys in the attic, things like that. That's
when I really liked that band. Before nineteen seventy nine,
the World Series of Rock consisted of multiple concerts each summer.
In the aftermath of violence, the next show featuring Foreigner
Kansas and the Cars, was rescheduled and canceled. There would

(02:42:39):
be just one more World Series of Rock concert in
nineteen eighty Bob Seeker, Jay Gallis any Money and def
lepert But there.

Speaker 4 (02:42:46):
Was nothing like that nineteen seventy nine show.

Speaker 2 (02:42:52):
They quote Derek hess in this, who was of course
a phenomenal artist and was a young man at that concert.
And by the way, Sealy Clothing Company has a World
Series of Rock WMMS T shirt which through the end
of this month you can get a twenty percent off
use the promo code hot dog in the store online.

(02:43:13):
Probably want to get that shirt online. I can't imagine.
It's probably in the store, but I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:43:17):
Yeah, it's got the old Cleveland Stadium on it. Yeah,
it's an awesome shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:43:23):
Another mentioned from Ethan in Rochester. Again, we were talking
about this last week stories. This guy has right Alan Jones.
Jett and her assistant live in the same condo building
as my older sister, a big money building. My sister
runs into them all the time and they all eat
edibles on the deck by the ocean where they run

(02:43:45):
into each other at the gym. So I told her
about that famous picture of Erica Lauren and jon Jet's cameltoe. Now,
every time my sister texts me or every time they
see each other, she just texts, cameltoe in the house.
C Yeah, that cameltoe gets a lot of use. Boy

(02:44:06):
gets a lot of work. It is tired by the
end of the day.

Speaker 4 (02:44:11):
It's like right there. If you google her, isn't it
it is?

Speaker 2 (02:44:14):
Yeah, if you google jon Jet cameltoe, it is a
famous picture of our own Erica Lauren meaning jon Jet.
I don't know if she performed with her, you know,
Erica was, uh, she had ban called Hawkeye. There was
some women in rock thing. I don't know if it
was a performance, but Jesus, yeah, I mean it's.

Speaker 4 (02:44:37):
Plants.

Speaker 2 (02:44:37):
Yes, the photo is listed as jon Jets monster Cammelton.

Speaker 4 (02:44:43):
Now that's a little unfair. I don't know, dude. The
thing is humongous, enormous. But those are tight leather pants.

Speaker 2 (02:44:53):
Everybody's gonna look like Derek Small's if they were a guy.

Speaker 4 (02:44:57):
It's so big you can see through a like you
could see the curtain behind her. That's not like it's.

Speaker 2 (02:45:07):
There's enough space. Yeah, you can see betwixt them. Yeah,
twelve years ago is what that was.

Speaker 4 (02:45:13):
Oh that's so funny. Yeah, so yeah, I'll show the
people who've possibly never ever seen it. There it is.
There's Erica Lauren in all her glory.

Speaker 2 (02:45:29):
I said, jone Jet arm in arm right, Joan Jet
mid six, what's described as a monster camelto there on.

Speaker 4 (02:45:38):
The Did Eric know at the time? Oh, I don't
think so.

Speaker 2 (02:45:44):
I doubt she She's like, I doubt she said, can
I take a picture with you.

Speaker 4 (02:45:48):
And your camelton? You're like, yeah, I just mean when
you meet somebody and you look you're gonna see that thing.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:45:54):
She might have been so in awe at the time.
So Amory. Now, this was twelve years ago. Joan Jett
is currently sixty six. There's simply no way to know
how old her cameltoe was then, So she would have
been fifty four years old. Jon jat was my age
age I am now. And of course she was inducted.
She and her cameltoe were inducted into the Rock and

(02:46:16):
Roll Hall of Fame separate speeches. Yeah, I think I
was there that year twenty fifteen, Miley Cyrus inducted her
and her cameltoe.

Speaker 4 (02:46:26):
She spoke, and then the camel spoke.

Speaker 19 (02:46:28):
It did.

Speaker 4 (02:46:29):
Thank you very much everybody. Oh fantastic. That's right.

Speaker 2 (02:46:40):
She's wearing those red pants. She goes, this is my
cherry bomb. That's what I can say. Sage, who my
pants are busting?

Speaker 1 (02:46:50):
All?

Speaker 23 (02:46:51):
Who?

Speaker 4 (02:46:55):
Oh, Sherry Parrent, come on there. Turns out I'm fourteen.
Oh I know, jippste Dan Hello, momb oh boy.

Speaker 2 (02:47:12):
So I don't know if she refers lovingly to her
camel toe as her a cherry bomb. I know she
did it at the rock Wall when she got inducted.
Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (02:47:22):
She did cherry Bomb. Did she great song?

Speaker 16 (02:47:24):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:47:25):
Love cherry Bomb. It's a classic chick rock track. Yeah,
in its purest form, stays.

Speaker 4 (02:47:58):
Ch ch ch Chip.

Speaker 2 (02:48:01):
Camelte reputation cut. Yeah, that's my favorite. We're all great songs.

Speaker 4 (02:48:06):
That's a good song. Yeah. And a couple of her
big hits were That was her and Dave Grohl.

Speaker 2 (02:48:12):
That was like the All Star Jam, right, but uh,
A couple of her songs were covers, right, Crimson and
Clover and I love rock and roll, and so people
were quick to go, well, come on, she had come
out of a band that Again, the Runaways were not
like a world you know, they were kind of first

(02:48:34):
of their kind in that genre, but it wasn't like
people ran around everybody knowing the Runaways. She sat right
behind me at a Mets game and I didn't even
realize it was hurt first until they put her up
on the jumbo tron. Like we walked in and she
was already in her seat. She was eating something, and
I turned and I looked, and I waved high and
I sat down. She had a a Mets hat on.

(02:48:55):
It's kind of hard to see her anyway. Yeah, And
then not five seconds later, they started playing bad Reputation
and I saw myself on the Jumbo tron, so I
kind of like turned and I was like, oh, there
that's jone Jet.

Speaker 4 (02:49:05):
Yeah, so I said hello. Afterward she said are you
the clip Rattler? And I said, yes, I am. I
will be damn nice to meet you. Joe, Meet Cameltoe. Alan.

Speaker 2 (02:49:16):
I was at the nineteen eighty World Series of Rock.
I walked in carrying a watermelon soaked in grain alcohol
with a large knife stuck in it. We can't do
that anymore, and you can't believe that people could do
that as long as they could. The knife seems like
it would have been like a man. Why don't you
not bring that in? Yeah, go ahead with that booze

(02:49:37):
grain alcohol soaked watermelon. But we cannot abide any cutlery that.
That knife is just a little bit too big. See
if it was about four inches smaller, we'd let you
take it in. But that no, I'm sorry. Yeah, those
foot long knives just can't can't work. Alan, about that
Cameltoe can release a bevy of queeves.

Speaker 4 (02:49:57):
Oh no, nobody wants to.

Speaker 2 (02:50:01):
Doesn't that sound like the beginning of bad reputation. By
the way, you know bad reputation starts, doesn't it. Yeah,
come on, that's how it starts. Oh yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (02:50:30):
I don't care abouma Betty and yep, oh I got
a break.

Speaker 4 (02:50:46):
I love it. Take ten World Series of Rocks, not me.

Speaker 18 (02:51:01):
Now I must leave you as the Brady Bunch is
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 1 (02:51:08):
Get at it. Be careful of what you say, Be
careful in every way, Be careful of what you do.
Big Brother is watching you. Be circumspect and discreet, Stay
light on your mental feet. One slip and you know

(02:51:32):
who you're through. Big Brother is watching you. And are
we all narrative? Remember obedience paid And when you watch
that DV screens, remember it works both ways. You disappear

(02:51:53):
in a wink. Unless you can double think, you'll vanish
into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.