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Speaker 2 (00:48):
As alrighty there we are, good afternoon.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Welcome, it's Tuesday. I think it's Wednesday. It is Tuesday today.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You already know this.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
The rest of you have been using working brains the
entire days. He mean to tell you this. He was
saying it out loud to remind myself. My name is
Allen Cox. Thanks for being here. Rob Anthony's right over there,
and Rob, let me repeat myself. It's a Tuesday. Ah,
listen for a lot of people. You know, it's a

(01:29):
Taco Tuesday. You can buy those big pre made taco
kits over there at Costco. Our buddy Pat Butler, one
of my co hosts for our metal show two hours
at midnight, he always puts Taco Tuesday posts. He was
at the Sandler Show last night at Rocket Arena. I forget,

(01:49):
you know, we gave away all these tigkets weeks and
weeks ago for Adam Sandler, and I had completely forgotten
that the show was last night until I was leaving
work and I was like, Wow, there's a lot of
white people down town. And of course the Adam Sandler
Show over there always all these special guests, right. They
kicked off this tour the last Adam. You know, Adam
Sandler's got this big Netflix deal where they he's like

(02:10):
the last guy making big money because it's Netflix.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right, they got deep pockets or whatever they say.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
It signed like a multi project thing, and his last
stand up hour was on there.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It was actually very funny and.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Inventive and and felt kind of like old school. Adam
Sandler was called was a Call? Was his hour called
I Love You Something? I love you maybe, and then
the show was last night. You're My best Friend is
the name of the tour, and he's got They kicked
it off on Labor Day in Florida, and they've been making.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
A big deal.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
But the fact that he has all these special guests
fly to these cities and go hang with him. And
when they kicked it off beginning of September down there
in Florida, Kevin James showed up. You know, he's part
of that whole kind of Sandler entourage. Vanilla Ice. Rob
was at the Your boy Oh I served him a
knuckle sandwich years ago and he said, thank you, sir, me,

(03:00):
I have another.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Last night. Our buddy Patty was posting.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Some video from last night and it was kid Cuddy
Cleveland's own and it was Kevin Niland showed up in
front of this show I just hosted for him when
he came through it hilarities and Rob Schneider, who again
is not funny, but he's one of Sandler's boys, and

(03:23):
it's nice eating to bring him out. Nick Schwartz and
again not funny, but he's one of Sandler's friends. Kevin
James was there too. Again it went out listening between
Nilan and Schneider and Schwartz and Kevin James. That's a
good twenty five percent hilarity. That's okay. That's better odds
than you can get in a lot of situations. But
it looked like everybody had a really good time, which

(03:44):
is the point. And of course we sent some people
because we gave away a bunch of tickets for that show.
So if you're able to make it last night, it
looked like it was a lot of fun. It should
be a big old party, right.

Speaker 8 (03:54):
Boucemi was doing a ton of those I guess he
wasn't there last night, though.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
He did a bunch of those stops.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
He's shooting the new season of Wednesday. Yeah, I think
so they other guys have nothing else to do. I
think they're shooting those back to back. Well, Kevin James
has got something coming out. He's got Kevin James has
been trying to play against type the last couple of
projects that he's done, and he's got something coming up
where he does it again. It's like a Hitman or something.

(04:24):
Oh it's called Playdate. It is for Amazon Prime. Do
you watch Reacher? That show Reacher? I do Okay, the
giant actor who plays in this guy Alan Richson. He
and Kevin James, or in a movie called Playdate that
I think is is premiering like next month on Amazon Prime.
A couple of dudes who are stay at home dads
and guess what chaos ensues and probably one of them

(04:49):
is a former CIA agent or something like that. But
Kevin James, since he went like Beard and Bald, he
has kind of gotten some different movie. He was in
a movie called Guns Up. I don't know if that
has come out yet. The Kevin James movie that I
liked it, I don't know if anybody saw it was
called Becky. I don't remember if you remember Becky. No,

(05:09):
it was probably five or six years ago. It was
the first one I remember him playing against type. There's
a girl who's on the run from him and he's
like a Nazi or something and he's chasing her through
the woods. And it wasn't bad. It was like a
solid action film. And so and again I think Kevin
James a funny guy. If I'm clicking around in King
and Queens is on. I never really watched that show
first run, but if I see a rerun because Leah Remeny.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
She's great, smoking, hot and funny.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
It's very funny, yes, and yeah, so I like But again,
Nick Swardson, Rob Schneider, those guys have not one single
time ever made me laugh. But again, there are a
lot of people who love those guys, so nothing against
that's a meat thing, none of them think. But they
were all there last night, and it sounds like everybody
had a lot of fun. But I had completely forgotten.

(05:57):
I'm gonna keep myself a list like a you know
when I obviously you put the shows you're going to
go to into your calendar, but I should really create
an extensive list so that I can just go and
see what's going on.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I should be doing that anyway.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Rob, I just forget. As a steward of the public airwaves,
I should be doing that. I should be right on
top of those things. I kind of wanted to go
to that Sandlor thing too, and then I was like, mah, same, yeah,
but it was at the very you know, and then
leaving I was like, Okay, thankfully, I'm not going to this.
I just forgot about it. I would have walked over,
but it was probably sold out. I don't know if
it was sold up for sure, So I would imagine
you The.

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Speaker 2 (06:49):
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Speaker 9 (06:50):
On one hundred point seven WMMS, hey you one.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
One thousand dollars? Can you wait? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Eleven minutes two thirty is the next keyword I will
have for you, courtesy of the Buzzard bookie. So if
you keep your ears peeled, maybe you'll get that money. Uh,
three thirty, four, thirty, five thirty will be your last
four chances today to get that money. And then smacked
tab in the middle there, Rob and my correct is
at my understanding that we're starting to give away trips
to La. That is correct, Alter Ego Festival five o'clock.

(07:35):
They announced that this morning, So five o'clock every day
this week, I will have a trip to La for you. Saturday,
January the seventeenth, back at the key of Forum, A
Green Day Cage, the Elephant, twenty one Pilots, Sublime, Good Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Jesus Lifestary, the Fame.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
I was getting a little trim yesterday at the Calm
Down with My hair Girl and uh.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
And that song came on.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
It was like, Jesus, how was this ever a band? Nevertheless,
they'll be playing there and then a bunch of baby bands.
One of them in particular, by the way, band called
Almost Monday, who you might not be hip to, but
I liked them a lot. There's another band I like
called Empire of the Sun and they kind of have
Empire the Sun vibes. So anyway, La in January, you
and a friend, we fly out, We put you up

(08:26):
the whole shebang.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Boy, did we give them money with that trip? I
think they get the thousand dollars I know.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Only send somebody to Vegas. We do that, but I
didn't know if that was because it's Vegas. Anyway, five
o'clock every afternoon this week will have a keyword for
you that could put you smack dab in the middle
of the Kia form there.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
For the Alter Ego.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Festival last years, they had to cancel it right last minute.
Yeah because the fires. Yeah, the fires Alter Ego did.
It happened last year and they had a cooler lineup
last year. It's like glass Animals and it was a
bunch of really good bands last year, but they had
to cancel it because of a fire. They were like,
we can't make La and the Hatter with this show.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
We got to shut it down.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
How about those Chicago Bears Listen, I don't mind telling you.
Monday Night football last night. Uh, they beat the Commanders
on a field goal. This kid, Jake Moody, who Cleveland connection.
He won the lou Groza Award by the way at
U of M. He's from suburban Detroit. And uh, this kid.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Rob did you? I had to assume you watched the
whole I fell asleep.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
I fell fell asleep during Monday Night Football. Oh dude,
I was yeah, yeah, yeah, like nine thirty. I fell
asleep last night.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm tired all that talk about clam chowder last night
and knocked you out. Oh I had my clam chowder
two days in a row. Oh, well, that's what it is.
You're putting yourself in a food coma. Now I didn't
need a lot. You just didn't need a lot of that.
Just nice to what's what's not a lot of clam chowder?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Later and a half.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
There are a couple of things that when I make them.
I can't. You know how I am with food. Everybody
knows how I am with food. Blah blah blah. Right,
I don't eat that much. Fine, I get full very easily.
But Jesus Christ, when I make tacos, my kid likes
me to make tacos. Like every couple of Sundays, I'll
make tacos. And that was one of these this past Sunday,

(10:17):
and I had my appearance right, so I'm like half
in the bag making them or it all went along.
I'm making giant pots at chili. I can't stop eating it.
I'm that way with chili, chili and tacos, like I
can't stop.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm like, I'm six tacos in.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
I need to stop because then I just feel gross
the rest of the night. I just feel terrible and
fat and disgusting. And but it was kind of fun
getting there.

Speaker 8 (10:47):
I'm a big soup for dinner guy. Like I think
if you make a good soup, that's all you need.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know what I mean? You get like a nice,
hardy MINIESTRONI.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Now, are you talking about like a broth soup or
like a wedding soup or okay, right.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Soup you know what I mean, Like a hardy soup
is souper delicious. Yeah, and that's why, Like last night,
that's what I had. I had clam chowder for dinner.
I think of soup as being a dinner food. It
is you're down to two meals.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
You never got a super breakfast, and I don't really
think so it leaves you lunch at dinner. I don't
think a soup is being a lunchtime thing. I think
a soup for lunchtime. If you're like home sick from
school and you got some tomatoes, soup in the.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Grilled cheese, which I don't f with. I don't care
for gris.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Soup and the salad is nice for lunch. A soup
and a half a sing which and a half a
thing which that's fine, all right. Well, I like cold,
vishy swaz and peeb and j Rob. That would be
my combination.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Ie, that's a hell of a combo. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
While Rob was sawing logs last night, the Bears got
within field Gold Rain Gold.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I'm so excited, I can't talk. I go.

Speaker 10 (11:57):
Well, it's been sitting there on the damp grass.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Incomes a kick and here is chick Moody.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
A bit high.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Kis good chick hero tonight a hero.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
That's what constitutes being a hero. With the Chicago Bears,
any success you get. Falcons upset the Bills in the
first game. That was twenty four to fourteen. So if
you had money on that game, love that one.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah. Heave my Patriots sole possession of first place. Yeah,
the first.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
By the way, I don't mind telling you. Any chance
we get to put a thumb in the eye these
Bills mafia jokers, I'll take it. With all due respect
to Lindy Korn, of course, the Timothy Misney esquire up
there of a buffalo.

Speaker 11 (12:43):
My client played to h R, and her boss asked
her for sexual favors, and when.

Speaker 12 (12:49):
She said no, he said, relax, enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Does this sound familiar if so called the law office?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yup, there you go. My client called HR.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
I have to assume that she means HR Haldeman, who
of course has probably been dead for thirty years. But
if you're going to get a guy on board, you'll
want it to be a Watergate guy. Nevertheless, Bears over
the Commanders last night, a very very exciting evening. Now
the Bears are in the same situation that the Cleveland

(13:22):
Browns are insofar as relocation plans, so this is likely
to be their final season, not final season. I should
say that when when is one of the Browns moving out?
Twenty eighty eight? While yeah, all, and I put money
on your Bears too.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I was happy.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Of course you were right. Most times you will lose
money betting on the Bears. But I always bet on
my teams, and sometimes it works out. Sometimes you wake
up and you go, man, am I glad that I
bet five thousand dollars on Chicago Bears. I woke up
on the right side of the bed. Hey, did I
mention my Patriots are in first place? First time since

(14:01):
twenty twelve?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh God for you wanted to make sure? Yeah, yep.
And they got a pretty good looking schedule for the
back half. Oh this is.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I'll tell you what good that Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, Magic,
Rob that really, Julian Edelman, you, Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez.
This season, you can't stop these az Is just killing
and man, you know, everybody accused this guy of just
hanging around, But I'll tell you what, that guy is

(14:36):
pretty good just killing it. Yep.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Murdering people. Oh well, now you've gone and done it.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Uh AnyWho, congratulations your Cavaliers who have yet to win.
But hope springs eternal and who cares. It's the preseason, right,
they're not going full tilt boogie. They're playing the Pistons
tonight here at home, and then the regular season will
begin one week from tomorrow night. We won't get the
Calves home opener however, until Sunday, the twenty sixth, but

(15:06):
I will have tickets for you for the home opener
all week around three to ten.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
They're going to be playing.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
The Bucks of Mealy Woke on Sunday the twenty six
but Piston's Calves tonight, last of the four preseason games
here at the Rocket Arena. That's a seven o'clock start,
so six thirty is when your pregame will begin. Speaking
of bears, I was fascinated and not just a little

(15:35):
bit perplexed, but the story of the guy in Japan
who was attacked by a bear and decapitated. They have
a big rash of bear attacks the guy or the
bear in Japan. The guy was decapitate okay by the bear.
I was like, damn that dude's hardcore screw with me bear. Well,

(15:58):
you know, they a lot of them still follow their
bushido code, and so they're walking around with swords and
no an old guy, an elderly man. Third bear attack
within a week. Now, the question is is it the
same bear and does it have a vendetta against old

(16:20):
Japanese men.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
I don't know, but a third guy. Now, all three
of them have not been decapitated, but this guy was.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
We're in somewhere that the periods attract bears. The bears
can smell the menstruation.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I wonder if this old guy was traveling with someone
who was experiencing mensies.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Would explain it.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
The man in his seventies entered the woods to forage
for mushrooms. His body was later found apart from his head,
they say, in a manner consistent with a bear attack. Now,
I think that the takeaway from all this, the lesson
that we can learn is stop being a goddamn hippie
and foraging for mushrooms. Stop go to the store and

(17:06):
buy them. Mushrooms are fundamentally disgusting, but some people are
really into.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Them, and that's fine. You do you They're so good.
I never had a mushroom.

Speaker 11 (17:16):
I liked.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
AnyWho. That's me.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
A third time in a week that an old person
has been found dead in what looks consistent with a
bear attack, but only this guy was found with no head, consistent.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
With a bear attack.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Three people killed, all elderly. I'm thinking it's a it's
a big conspiracy. Someone's out there killing old people, blaming
it on bears. They have like a like a like
a a Freddy Krueger hand, and they're like the swatting
down on somebody. I'll tell you what making it look
like a bear attack. You probably have these two. You're
grolling way more than I am. I have meat claws,
yeah clause. Oh yeah, those things.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
I mean when I do my biannual Wolverine cosplay rob
I go right in the shed and I grab my
meat claws.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah. So you might be onto something. Maybe there's somebody
out there.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
This guy they described to this old man as his
head and torso were not together. They had divorced, they
were broken up for good. A seventy eight year old
man found in Nagano, Japan, of course, sight of the
Olympics many years ago. I was also found dead all

(18:27):
were found with claw marks consistent with bear attacks.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Only one of them found with no head.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
See and see that's a tough one too, because when
you find the guy, because the body is bigger than
the head, you're gonna go, oh great, Now we got
to go find the head. And there's no guarantee it's
gonna be near the body because you have to imagine
that maybe the bear does a giant swing of the

(18:54):
paw and if it takes that head off, it's gonna
bat bad head in an opposite direction like a volleyball
mm hmm, and then you got to go looking for it.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Now I'm gonna know what happened to that guy?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Wmms Rob on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
In addition to the most recent deaths of Japanese elderly,
a bear cub injured a Spanish tourist in a Japanese village,
while another bear injured two senior citizens at a supermarket.
What the hell is going are there just bears walking
around of these Japanese prefectures. Is that they're just walking

(19:35):
into grocery stores. You know, I've traveled many places around
the world, Rob, and while you're there, you do have
to get yourself some provisions if you're going to be
there for any length of time. So I've been in
a lot of European grocery stores. Never once have I
coming in to get any contact with wildlife.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
In the aisles.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
Maybe they have like what we have with deer, have
deer everywhere. Maybe they have it with bears and bears
just walking aroun hanging out. Wow, every once in a
while they just take a swipe, Alan, f the bears. Okay, listen,
why are you gonna do me like that?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
All right?

Speaker 5 (20:08):
It was a rainy game, it was. They had slippery
balls all night. Rob Commander's fumboy and sloppy all right,
Commanders fumbled, and of course Chicago took advantage of the situation. Alan,
Have you ever heard Stephen Segal's song called Strut? It

(20:31):
is hilarious, the remake of the Seager tune. Now, it
was about twenty years ago, if memory served Stephen Sagal,
who was always fancied himself something beyond.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Terrible actor.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
I don't know, he put out an album probably twenty
years ago, you remember this, called Songs from the Crystal Cave.
One time I ever spoke to Steven Sagall was when
he was promoting this album and it was boy, this
was prior to the phrase cultural appropriation being widely used.
But yeah, it was him playing guitar and the song

(21:08):
that this person is talking about called strut appropriated kind
of a Jamaican patois reggae vibe to it.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
And here I'll play a little bit of when this
stunt with you.

Speaker 13 (21:26):
To look at that, but you shouldn't do this is
just pretty quin.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You don't Quinn for.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
He don't get me right, So who knows what's going
on here? But listen, that was exactly what I thought
it would be and rhyming with but just to get
that in there. It's soft. It is the most I
think it was like a six year old song. Here's
the problem is that I'm a big dance hall fan.

(22:04):
I like Sean Paul, and I like Beanie Man, and
I like Shuygap, and I like Yellow Man and I
like Mad Cobra.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I love all that stuff. I'm a sucker for dance hall.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
I like Popcan and all of them. Steven Seagal, I
will go on that ride with him, very very briefly,
what did he rhyme with looking at their butts?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Shrut, shrut? Is that what it was?

Speaker 5 (22:30):
He says something about shrut and then look at their
butts a something which is not very nice to do.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, not very nice to do.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
But then the female backup singers come in and by
their mere presence they kind of give like the okay
to the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Right, it's okay to look.

Speaker 14 (22:46):
At her, but.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
You shouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Just don't look at her, kid, kiddies, instead of cover kid,
wait the album called Song from the Crystal Cave. He
put out a couple of albums because I think he
fancied himself like a Stevie ray Vaughn type. And again,
not a terrible guitar player, I mean serviceable, but nobody's

(23:11):
gonna be like, you know, we need a session player
on this album. Get me Steven Segal and uh and
again I don't know he's a Russian citizen. He was
gargling the Deer Leader's balls before it was cool over here.
You know, the megot types are always huffing Trump's taint.

(23:31):
That's the way Segal is with Putin. They've been boys
for a while, right. Every time he does an interview,
he like over pronounces his.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Name Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin. Do you think like pul
Vladimir Putin.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
You think Putin thinks it's cool that he's friends with Sagal,
Like he's like, hey, this is my friend.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Look at these. I hang up with.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Steve connect It's still an American celebrity. I don't know
that the guy has any presence over here. I think
he mostly lives over there because he's probably treated like
a king.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I hang out with monster American actor. Look at this,
it's Stephen's at in America. He looks like ICBM in
the Bull Move. He is a great guitar player.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
What is with jet black ponytail? You are a seventy
eight years old? You look almost like you're ready to
be decapitated by bear. He's willing to fight in the
body that is strong. He grapple with URSA major, but
those old. Andrew Davis directed Steven Sagall movies, The First Trifecta, Right,

(24:37):
Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, Above the Law, Dynamite,
Above the Law was Good, the very first one. Andrew Davis,
who also went on to direct a Fugitive set in Chicago,
Sharon Stone and as yet unknown Sharon Stone with Steven
Sagall's wife. He was legit late eighties, early nineties, and

(24:58):
then I think he jumped. He did a movie with
Michael Caine where he was like, I don't know what
the hell he was. He was some pretending to be
Native American shaman or something.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I don't know. But under Siege was good too. Under
Siege was dynamite.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
That was another good one I forgot he did. He
did a lot of good movie. Those early films of
his were great. But then he kept doing Listen, you're
a working actor, you want to work.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I get it. The glimmer Man, remember that Keenan Ivory
wayans Uh.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Yeah, Well he went down the road of as long
as I can keep making the same movie and they
pay me to do it, why not, you.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Might as well. Yeah right, I mean that's what Bruce
Willis did for a while. I mean obviously before all this,
but the rap on when my wife used to work
for the Cleveland Film Commission that she did some film
with Bruce Willis, and Bruce Willis's thing was, I will
be in your movie for one million dollars.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I'll shoot you.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
You shoot all my scenes in one day, and I'll
be in whatever movie you want if you have a
million dollars. And I think that maybe I think the
rap on that at that time was that he was
preparing for what's happening now. I think that's like right
when he got diagnosed, like ten plus years ago, and
so people were always dunking on Bruce Willis because I

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don't think they knew what was up yet. He hadn't
been public about it. But you'd see him in every
straight to DVD movie and they'd have him on the cover,
but he'd be in it for four minutes. But they
they'd get people interested in the movie because hey, we
got Bruce Willis. But I think that was the thing
was I will be in any movie for one million dollars,

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and you have to shoot all my scenes in one day.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's not a bad day's work. And so you'd see
him in everything.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
But if you're an actor, you like to work, you know,
I mean movie Sam Jackson has been in that you've
never heard of, or Morgan Freeman or Steven Sagal.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
If I'm an actor, you know I want to work.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
I forgot he was in Machette Machette Machette.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I did. I totally forgot about that. Yeah, that's a
good movie.

Speaker 15 (27:01):
Alan.

Speaker 16 (27:03):
I don't know what Kevin Gates unlocked or whoever was
on stage. I live in Cleveland Heights. I pretty much
live in East Cleveland. I'm thirty seven, I'm white. I've
never heard I love this bitch.

Speaker 10 (27:19):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
My poor wife she's in for it.

Speaker 16 (27:21):
She listens to the show too, so at least she'll laugh.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
But it's gonna be a long year. What is he
saying that he's telling his wife, I love this bit bitch.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
That's oh, that's going to be I love it. The
constant now is going to be I love you bitch.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
Well I was talking about I went to the Kevin
Gates show at Jacobs Pavilion on Saturday night, and you
know these rap shows, they have forty five scrubs before
the headliner comes out. And one of the dudes, who
was pretty good but I couldn't tell you who it was,
he said. He was like, he goes, if you're here,
how many people are here? It was a lot of positivity.
You know, I appreciate it. He's like, how many people
are here with somebody they love?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Tonight? You know, how many people are here with somebody
they love?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Tonight, I want you to put your hand on her heart.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I'm not doing the voice because it's problematic.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
I want you to put your hand on her heart
and say.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I love you, bitch, I love you. Oh.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Now, I don't know how many people did that, but
there were a lot of people.

Speaker 17 (28:14):
I hope so yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
But it was I'm gonna stop short of saying life changing, Rob,
but life affirming, life affirming.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
It's so funny to me.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
You I I, prior to joining this show, had never
heard of Kevin Gates.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I never even heard this song until this show.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Your ten year old song, I know, I'm ran and yeah,
so I'm gonna be that big of a fan is amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Well, I love it.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I am very selective with my fandom. Rob, not a
huge You're a much bigger guy than I am, and
I've never heard that. That's why I was your.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Bona fides where you kind of go back, you know, like.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
I I'm not a giant rap guy, but the people
I like, I really like. And I don't know, he
gets me where I want to get got. Yeah, no judges,
I think he's great.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
I just I was very surprised to hear that you
were that big of a fan of his.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah, Rob, part of me thought that when people think
I'm in a zig isag hey, I uh, I thought
I had something.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
The Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
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Speaker 5 (29:48):
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Speaker 6 (30:18):
Staring and now too.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Driven to favorite.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
To drive is in this with the song that Getty
Lee said he played the bass that they donated to
the Rock Hall, that he played it for Driven on
the last tour that they did off of Counterparts. When
we went to the big super secret announcement weekend before
Last of the Rock Hall with Getty Lee and Alex Lyson,

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when they broke the news that they were going to
be going back on tour, each of them brought an
instrument up on stage for the Q and A, and
alex Lyson had donated the guitar that they had played
on tour last time around It and Getty Lee said
that the bass that he would play when they would
do Driven live is the one that he was donating.
Imagine you've been a rock star for so long and

(31:09):
you have so much gear that they're like, oh, yeah,
this song, I played this bass. Where like, if you're
just starting out and coming up, you play every song
on you know, oh we guitar. Did you play this song?
The same one I use for all the other songs,
so Alex, well, they all kind of sound the same. Yeah,
that was the best one. They asked, Alex, what did
you play?

Speaker 19 (31:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I played this on music on the tour we were on.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yeah, he goes, I've played some songs. Some sounds came
out of that guitar.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
You know. He's like, I don't know, I have no IDEA.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Rush of course in the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame in twenty thirteen, and you may have heard that
they're going back on the road doing two nights here
in Cleveland next fall. You get tickets from us. You'll
be sitting on them for a year, but you'll have them.
So every morning Rover gives you the Rush song of
the day at seven thirty, and then he tells you
when Stansbury is to play it, and so call ten.

(32:03):
You're gonna get tickets to the Rock Hall when he
plays that song, and then you qualify for the one
pair of Rush tickets. The band gave us five pair.
We get to dole those out over the next twelve months.
And so one winner will be announced on Friday, but
you're only.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Going to be up against what four other qualifiers?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, so tomorrow morning seven thirty rovers going to tell
you when that next Rush song is and when Stansbury
will play it, and then that's your show. I have
nothing to do with this. I just want you to
be at that show and so telling you all about it.
And so Friday we will be able to announce who
that winner is. Cavalier's play two nights. It is the
last preseason game. They're here at home to play the

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Detroit Pistons at seven o'clock six thirty is when the
pregame will get going here on MMS, and you can
also listen on the iHeartRadio app if you listen to
this program. I am aware I think that the app
is going through some skipping issues again today too. Oh good,
but that's just because it's jaunty. So as always, my

(33:05):
mantra remains the same. Thank you for your dedication to
the app because it is more labor intensive than one
might think. But if you listen to the show from
out of state, you know not everybody has the same problems.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Right.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Some people will go it's fine for me, and other
people go, eh, I'm not doing those things now. By
the way, I think maybe I misspoken you. Gotta Rover
is gonna tell you when Stansbury plays the song of
the day, I got nothing to do with it.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Maybe I made it unnecessarily complicated.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
If you listen to us from out of state, tell
me where you do that, and I'll make sure you
are on our map. Deanna listens in Birmingham, Michigan, Mike
is in Lewisville, Texas, Zach is in New Orleans, Jacob
listens in Yucca Valley, California, and Maria's in Lovettsville, Virginia.
And Jennifer is one of our beer chiefs in Tucson.

(34:00):
Is so thank you, one and all. I got a
text from who is it?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Brian? Not our Brian, but a Brian.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
God?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
What did he say, Allen, you son of a bitch.
I am from Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania. And now because you
say it, I say Mountain Lebanon. Yeah, we were talking
about Everest, and I like to say Mountain Everest. Brian,
you son of a bitch. I'm from Mount Lebanon, p A.
My first house was in Mount Lebanon. I lived right
on Kelso Road. I was on in Pittsburgh for many years,
and I had a house right there.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
On Kelso Road.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
A lot of luminaries from the south suburbs of Pittsburgh.
Mount Lebanon is I had a very small house, but
it's kind of a hoity area of southwest Pennsylvania. Mark
Cuban is a graduate of Mount Lebanon High School. What's

(34:51):
the guy's name the wrestler?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Golly?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Who's the wrestler? Who's real? Big Rob Oh Boy, the
Big Show? No Kurt Angle Anger Angle is from Mount Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
Joe Manjanello the guy that used to be married to
Sophia Bergara and he's an accomplished actor in his own right.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
He's from Mount Lebanon. Nothing he can do will ever
be bigger than being married to her, though.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Well, wasn't he a superhero? For a hot minute? He
was dead shot or blood shot or so. He gets
on the boat at the end of one of the
DC movies nobody saw. It was like the end of
Batman versus Superman, and they were trying to set up
the Justice League and he gets on the boat. They
were trying to set it up, and I think the
whole thing flopped and it was the last affleck Batman,

(35:36):
I think. Anyway, Brian now referring to his hometown as
Mountain Lebanon.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
And that's fine. You could do that too. You're welcome.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, plenty of places, so if you listen in the app,
let me know where. Speaking of traveling, let me show
you this photo. This is from I think he sent
it to both of us. Ryan, who was on a
road trip and he brought a bunch of Allen Cock
Show stickers with him. The listeners tag places more than
I do because I always forget to bring the goddamn

(36:07):
stickers with me.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I didn't put one sticker on one.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
Surface when I was in Austin for five days because
I'm a moron and I forget. So Ryan goes, yeah,
I was on a road trip, and he goes, and
I tagged this guard rail with an Alan Cox Show sticker.
You see it there at the bottom, so thank you Ryan.
It's mighty white.

Speaker 16 (36:27):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
And of course the guardrail covered with stickers and just
set ours there on top, so thank you Ryan.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Appreciate that. Where was he?

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Where is this? I went on a New England road trip.
He went from Cleveland to Maine and down and back.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Rob nice.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Apparently he emailed you prior to and wanted some area
recommendations of places he could go. Rob gave me awesome
recommendations of beaver Tail State Park YEP in Rhode gorgeous
and his favorite bar which I was unable to get to.
But I was able to get to the state park
and I tagged, Uh. He was in New Hampshire near Mountain, Washington. Yeah,

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and over the ridge there a nice view. Stops to
take a picture, huge guardrail cover with stickers, and so
he tags the guardrail with one of ours.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
So thank you Ryan.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Yes, ever since Rob has joined the show, I have
not laughed this much in my life.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
You guys are amazing. There you go. Wait what did
he have going on before? Right? If it's us?

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Wow?

Speaker 20 (37:41):
Boy, wow man? I mean thank you, but I mean listen,
you're not wrong. What the point. But that's not the point,
right Allen.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
I know you don't like being told what to do
because you possibly hit the post of the song on
Jane by Jefferson Starship.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Wow, that's a long post though, isn't it. I haven't
isn't it a long post in a deep cut? I
mean it's a great song.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
It's classic Mickey Thomas, classic JS.

Speaker 19 (38:17):
Right.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I think Cannor was still alive, Marty Baylor, right, weren't
they all still around for Jane?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
It's such a good song.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
What Howard points of a I'm gonna try to sable
jovas a buzzard Prady want here from Mickey Thomas with
Jefferson's Starship. How about Grace Lick? It's a piece of us,
that's what it's called. Jane one other points of a
la It was okay, I didn't go all the way
through it. I mean I should have.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Piece of ass.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
I mean, come on, Grace Slick, Yeah, she was something
all the way into the nineties.

Speaker 21 (38:55):
She was.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Grace Lick is somebody who seemingly overnight got old, and
I think part of it was she stopped color in
her hair, which obviously goes a long way she looks
very different because she just got older and she got bigger. Whatever,
you still sing her ass off because she always kind
of had that. Her speaking voice was a lot gravellier
than her singing voice. Right, But Grace slick Man one

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of the greats, one of the greats.

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Isn't it funny too that they went from this to
like we built this city and all that crap they did.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Yeah, but they were trying to stay relevant in the
Jenny's you know what I mean. And I think that
was part of the reason that there was so much
turmoil in the band is because half of them were like,
hey man, we gotta sound like now. Right, we can't
do Red Octopus again. We gotta sound like now. But
you could have kept making this. I mean it worked
for heart. But as much as people dunk on those songs,

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those songs were huge. Those were the biggest songs they had.
It's huge songs. Nothing's gonna stop us now. I think
Sarah is a great song. Craig Chaquiso, I think is
an underrated guitarist. I mean he left to go do
like jazz fusion stuff, so he's legit.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
But then you turn this back up.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
I like to think of it as I'm glad that
they were able to do all these different things.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I guess right. I love Mickey Thomas's.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Voice, but yeah, all the all that eighties starship stuff
that people dunk on, those are massive hits for them.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Oh of course, you know.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
But again that's like kind of what broke up Van
Halen Eddie.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
They were in the eighties.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Eddie's like, I want to do more synthesizers and keyboards.
That's the sound of now, and David Lee Roth was
like no, and yeah, I want to do like grimy
rock and roll. And then he goes off and does
Frank Sinatra songs. Right, so I didn't know what he wanted.
Now he smuggles cashoes in his leather pants.

Speaker 14 (40:54):
Ha ha.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Well any who, thank you Ryan for tagging that guardrail
there in New Hampshire. I wonder if he ran into
those two nurses coworker at Saint Mary Lewiston Medical Center
whereas he was up at New Hampshire. Dude, Yeah, isn't
New Hampshire the granite station. Sharon Osbourne, you want to

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talk about splitting. She and Ozzie split up a while
ago because well he died, but Sharon has announced that
she will hold annual concerts to celebrate Ozzy's life.

Speaker 15 (41:33):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I mean, I guess she'd.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
The gravy train's gone, right, She's got to do something.
Sharon was always very particular about the fact that she
quote earned her own money, and I'm like, yeah, I
mean you do. I know what you.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Mean by that.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
But it's like, you know, if if if you hadn't
had Ozzy. You know, there's a reason that she ran
every element of Ozzie's life because he was the Golden Goose.
But that final gig I did call Back to the Beginning,
Sharon says, will be an annual memorial event. I mean,
I have to imagine that if you were the one

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that actually had Ozzy at it, that would be better.
But yeah, she has filed an application to trademark the
name Back to the Beginning. Damn it, that's what I
was going to call my memoir. I'll see you in court,
Sharon Osbourne. So she says, every year, we're gonna do

(42:29):
an Ozzy memorial show. Now I think it's great too,
and you know, people are going to come out of
the woodwork to do this show. Like it's not going
to be some stain where people are trying, Oh, we
gotta get somebody to fill the gap. Yeah, everyone's going
to play on. But also I have a feeling it's
just going to be in the.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
UK maybe, And I'm like, well, I mean I still cool.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Selfishly, I would like to you know, legal documents. I
want to you know, trademark all that stuff for merchandising,
peres and you know, so she's, uh, this is what
I mean. She ain't ready to let Ozzie go yet.
And nobody coming to see a Sharon Osbourne concert. So

(43:09):
but again, every year those proceeds will benefit charities and
so that is your big hook. It's not going to Sharon.
So it is a great idea. Yeah, but I mean
it's obvious that Sharon doesn't need the money. This is
done just because I mean, you could tell, even though
there's a lot of bad.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Stuff out here, she loved us. I know she wouldn't
have well put up with all of his crap.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yeah, but again he was the guy making the money. Yeah,
but still like she wasn't you know, there was she
could have split and taken half of us. She had
a manager that she had a quote unquote management company,
but Ozzie was really her only client. Anybody else she
ever tried to manage to hate it or cuts, there
would have been no oz Fest like Sharon did a lot. No,
I know, No, she did everything. She told him where
to go by his own admission. Yeah, he's like, I

(43:55):
can't do anything without Sharon, So I'm not taking that
away from her. And again, if the money's going to charity,
it's all good, that's great. He is buried at his
home in Buckinghamshire, next to a lake behind his home,
kind of the Evanna Trump type situation. I think it's

(44:17):
cool that that's where he is, but I kind of
wish that there was a more public element to it,
Like I wish that fans could go and pay their respects.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Well, but isn't there a separate thing like a or
something that's not where he is? I know, you know,
so it's different, but you don't want a Jim Morrison situation, right.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
So Yeah, every year she'll put the call out, and
you're right, people will go nuts trying to get not.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Only to that show but bands.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
You know, she'll be super selective, you know what I mean,
Like it's you're not going to get scrubs on that.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Maybe she can kiss and make up with the insane
clown Posse. You know, they famously almost came to blows
years ago and they were merciless in their mockery of
Sharon Osbourne to her face.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
But who knows, and she to.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Them, maybe they can kiss and make up.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
No pun intent.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Juggalos be tripping.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
Hey, Allen, rob Yeah, listen to the podcast from yesterday
talking about the Halloween party. I'm kind of concerned that
you're going to end up getting your studio eight when
you fill this plastic pumpkin up with chia seeds, travel
size bottles of malort and dark chocolate nonsense. Just insufferable.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
I know how all right, I know how to do Halloween.
I'm not gonna it's for little kids. What we were
talking yesterday about. They got an email there's gonna be
an iHeart Halloween thing and people gonna be bringing their kids.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
We will mercifully be in here throughout.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
So I said, I got a couple of ideas I'm
gonna put out either. Now, I could go the traditional route,
which all joking aside, I probably will go.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You put a bowl of candy in enough, that's funny.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
I'll get a plastic pumpkin and I'll fill it to
the rim with creamy peanut butter, so you can just
put a fist in there, you know. Or the more
labor intensive, but ultimately the most funny is I will
remove the gold wrapping from a bag of Ferrero rochet
or whatever, and I will use them to wrap Brussels
sprouts and then I'll put them in that. That's my

(46:34):
favorite idea that I got anonymously over the text. I
like that idea a lot, But this notion that I'm
somehow I'm not trying to force my food stuff on
other people.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
I'm not trying.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I'm not an evangelical. I'm not trying to force people
to do things the way that I do them. I
know what Halloween is. I'm not handing out pennies. You know, everybody,
everybody I was a kid. Contrary to popular belief, I
was a kid once and everybody hated the house on

(47:07):
the block that was given out Nichols or popcorn balls.
You know you want candy, man, I understand. I don't
think around with Halloween. I'm just gonna go buy a
box of full size. No, I'm not giving anybody sea
weed crackers, that's for me.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Kids don't want that.

Speaker 8 (47:25):
First kid knocks on this door is gonna have a
real problem to Hello. Get out of here, you little bastard.
Nobody cares about you. Iron Man.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Anybody in there, Hey, yeah, go away, go go away,
go away. Nobody's in here. Nobody's in here.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
No, you're not.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
You're a kid. You're stupid. You're not talking to anybody.
Oh my god, you okay, kid, I need satan. Yeah no,
you're getting that.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (48:08):
Get nothing. There's a little thing out there that says,
do not knock on door.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Just take a.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Watch your mouth, little scumbag. What happens when kids don't
get their candy? Yeah no, so I'm not. I know
everybody breaks my balls of her food, but I'm not.
I don't do Halloween that way. I'm gonna give little
coupons for squeezy salad.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Now the airplane bottles of the Lord Genius. But I
don't think they make those nips.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Well, listen, what's the best part of Halloween is the
dude on the block who's got like hot wine for
the parents. Right, my neighbor across the street. We always
make it the last stop when I take my kid
trick or treating because he's up there like a card
table and he's got hooch.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Like this is fantastic. Yeah. We sat outside again. Halloween.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
Way different here than any place I've ever been. So like,
my kid went trick or treating with a friend in
their neighborhood and we sat outside as parents with a
fire pit in the driveway.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
We will do that in my neighborhood. I'm like, what
the hell is going on? Oh you'd never seen that?

Speaker 18 (49:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Oh yeah, no, dude. Kids would go out trigger treating.

Speaker 8 (49:19):
It would get dark, the big kids would come out
and steal little kids candy or cause problems, and then.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Everything would be done by nine o'clock. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Here, it's a thing. That's how it was when I
was a kid too. I mean, you'd go on and
there were no parents involved, right, but I think you know,
parents are like, why not, We'll let our care let
our kids run through the neighborhood. Any opportunity to have
a couple of pops matter, the old ciders. Yeah, warm out,

(49:47):
they got a fire pit going. People are laughing and
hanging out. That's what we did a couple of years
went on Tasty Car.

Speaker 17 (49:54):
Show on one say no man, he's an island. What
at iHeart Cleveland? Did you sure get your chance to try?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Hello? Anybody Alan got?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Where did everybody go?

Speaker 17 (50:13):
On one hundred point seven WMMS, I got more money
for you here in a minute, another one thousand dollars
from the buzzard bookie.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
But eight or nine minutes from now, three thirty will
be the next keyword, So listen for that about thirty
past every hour up till five thirty, and then tomorrow
morning we'll start it all over again. Also tomorrow morning,
if you're trying to get your grubby little mits on
Rush tickets for next fall, they have added another show
here in Cleveland on the fifty something tour, doing seven cities,

(50:54):
Cleveland obviously one of them.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
And Rover.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Tomorrow morning seven thirty will tell you what time Stansbury
will play the Rush song of the day. Now off
the jump you will get tickets for the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame. And then at the end of
the week you'll be one of the qualifiers for Rush tickets,
and so Friday will announce who that winner is.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
But you're gonna be one of five people, so you
get a good shot there.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
But tomorrow morning, every morning this week, in fact seven
thirty Rover tells you when Stansbury's gonna play that rush song.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
What was the song today?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Closer to the Hearts? Oh beautiful. I heard it at
the time, but I couldn't conjure it right now, And
and I threw an extra one in there, just to
screw with everybody in the eleven o'clock played Tom Sawyer
Spirit of Radio, The Spirit of the Radio. And then yeah,
then we went and played the real win at late
twelve thirty. Oh, I see you were. You were needling people. Yeah,

(51:45):
you were getting them the perk up their ears.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Little are you paying attention power?

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Huh yeah, Oh, I've got some sperm news here through
the early If you're someone who enjoys copious amounts of pornography,

(52:19):
you might have noticed, you know, that porn id law
was supposed to take effect the end of September in
the state of Ohio. The pearl clutchers and the state
legislature wanted to make sure that nobody could, I guess,
wag their willie without having to put in a bunch
of information now fundamentally the porn id laws they say,

(52:40):
or to keep information away from kids or whatever, and
that's a worthy endeavor. Obviously nobody wants kids having access
to pornography. Trouble is a lot of these porn companies
they go screw it because the onus is on them, right.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
It's not like the state has some office that handles this.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
The onus is on the the porn purveyors to make
sure that the id stuff is happening or whatever. And
you might have noticed that nothing really changed in Ohio.
And it's because they say that the porn websites are
just ignoring it.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Apparently only one of them.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Dave Yost, is the Attorney general here in the Great
State of Ohio, and he said that nearly all of
the online pornography websites are just ignoring the law. Kind
of sucks when the shoes on the other foot, huh, Dave,
only one. They reviewed twenty of the biggest adult websites

(53:39):
and they said only one of them is following the rules.
That law was supposed to take effect. Well, it did
take effect, they're just ignoring it. Did it say which
one is following the rule? I didn't see that no. Frankly, listen,
I'm not well versed in online pornography, right, I know
the same sites everybody else knows twenty if they said
twenty of the biggest of the websites, because.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
I think porn Hub. What are the ones you think of?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
You porn you porn Hub, porn Hub, Jesus Deeter turn
me onto one years ago called ex Hamster yep, but
that's like that one seems real garbage. Ee, Like it's
a lot of like bulgarian mom and pop crap. Like
I don't know who knows. I just think everybody has
a favorite. Like if you're a you porn guy, you
don't stray. If you're a porn Hub guy, that's you. Like,

(54:26):
I don't but that we we use any others. I
can't think of twenty, That's what I'm saying. I think
of five. We rattled off three top I mean, there's
there's there's x VI. I'm trying to think off the
top of head. X videos is that one. There's tube sites.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
Right, I know it sounds like we're just doing this,
like we're trying to come up with stuff, like we
really know, but we're just being like.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
No, I'm not being coy. No, I really don't. I
don't either.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Twenty sites, They twenty of the biggest, which implies there
are dozens or hundreds. They're all based out of Cypress,
where the laws are different anyway.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Yeah, so he's like, yeah, they're just ignoring it.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
It's time for these companies to explain why they think
they're above the law. It's not that though. They basically
what they'll end. They did this in Florida, where the
the sites just wouldn't operate anymore. And you know, if
you were to go to another state, it would tell you.
If you left Ohio and try to boot one up
another state, it would tell you, hey, you'll put your

(55:30):
information in.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
Everything I'm reading is like the stuff that you mentioned
X video porn Hub, ex Hamster, Yeah, spank.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Bang, never heard that bang, Oh, I love it. I've
heard I've heard of that.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 10 (55:49):
One.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Foreign Pornhub's parent company says that Ohio's law doesn't apply
to them because they qualify as quote, an interactive computer service.
Oh I'll tell you what if there no one knows
legal loopholes like pornographers, no one. We are an interactive
computer service. Let's say We're no different than you know,

(56:11):
SAT study aids online.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
What's chatterbait? That's where people get on and whack it
on camera?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Right, Like? So would that count?

Speaker 5 (56:24):
It used to be what was the one that they
started hoping people would just talk to each other, but
it ended up being all dudes whacking off, And so
I think somebody who's just like, screw it, let's just
make it that and chatterbait.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I forget what the that initials that must count? I
would imagine, right.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, listen any any x rated websites. I mean,
you know, they say like a social network, like the
lid of social network. The legal term interactive computer service
often used to protect platforms like Google or Meta for
liability from user generated content. Ah.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
The interactive computer service known as Facebook could exempt large
porn platforms as well as reading an article over there
on Mashable, which is tech website which would also be
a great name for a porn website, Mashable. Uh So
there are states where Pornhub just shut down entirely, But

(57:23):
in Ohio maybe they figured, well, we're not going to
shut down in every fifty state, every one of the
fifty states. So they're like, oh, we are an interactive
computer service, which they're not wrong. It is interactive primarily,
it's you interacting with your own genitals. House speaker Matt Hoffman,
a Republican from Lima, Ohio, tell his guy's pretty slick.

(57:47):
He told reporters he didn't know enough about it to
say whether or not they'd find a loophole. He's like, oh,
I've heard of this. I've never heard of that before.
Nudity hmmm, he said, I think we need to fix that,
and we will try to do it before Thanksgiving. What
give people one fewer thing to be thankful for.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, take away somebody's porn for Thanksgiving? Real nice.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Louisiana was the first state to pass one of these
nonsense laws in twenty twenty two, and a lot of
other people fell in line with Republican legislatures, and then
you know a lot of these websites, as you do.
They litigated and they were like, hey, this is the
First Amendment thing, man, Remember the First Amendment? And they
said this is protected speech, and the Supreme Court upheld it.

(58:34):
Though in Texas, you know where freedom is a big thing,
which can't have weed can't have porn.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
But I think even the porn companies would want to
be involved in keeping it out of the hands.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
They are very publicly are, but they're like, we're not
gonna We're not going to, so how.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Do you do it? Bend over for these.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
I think that they they said it was too that
they didn't want to mess with users information.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
They're like, why should that be on us?

Speaker 5 (59:05):
If the States want to create some kind of infrastructure
that we'll do this, We're fully on board, but we
are not going to do it.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
We operate globally, right, We're not going to.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
They put it under the auspices of we don't want
to be messing with user data, which is kind of
silly because every website collects user data, right, But they
just didn't want to be in charge of collecting it
and maintaining it for legal.

Speaker 8 (59:29):
Purposes and it I just think they don't want to
make it a pardon the punt of pain in the
ass for their end users.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Not only that, but it's not a huge barrier to entry. Again,
there's no way we can avoid these double entendres. I
certainly am not lining them up, but you know, they're like,
it doesn't regulate speech right, so you could make the
case that it's the First Amendment issue, and if you're

(59:55):
a website, you're going to go right to that.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
But I just thought it was funny. They're like, yeah,
we're just ignoring it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Adults have no First Amendment right to avoid age verification,
the court said, calling any burden on adults incidental to
the laws focus on minors, which you can understand where
they're coming from there legally. As for the nineteen companies
of the twenty ignoring Ohio's law, state says they have

(01:00:23):
forty five days to comply or face a lawsuit. You know,
if they've been really smart, they would have given them
sixty nine days too. If one company can comply, then
they can all comply, he said, which I think is
a subgenre on one of the most one of those websites,
right comply. So yeah, it did not say which one

(01:00:50):
was complying with Ohio law.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
Red Tube, another one, Red Tube.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Okay, chat Roulette, thank you people are chat Roulette was
what they started out with. They're like, hey, spin the
wheel and you're gonna get somebody for a rap the world.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
You can just sit there and talk to.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Them, just some guys standing there slow cranking very quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
It was people online.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Oh it's a webcam zoomed in on a guy's naked crouch.
So uh yeah, chatterbait. I think they just cut right
to the chase. Hey, I want to whack off with strangers.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Not one female user, probably not, nope, uh yeah, so whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
And again, if kids want to get that stuff, they're
gonna get it. But that can't be your legal explanation.
You can't just go, well, we can't do anything, and
that's what we do with guns, right, we already do
that with guns. Well, they can't do thing about it,
and so we're gonna do nothing about it. But people
are like, you know, I'd be happy if somebody said,

(01:01:51):
I'd be happy to give my info for a porn
database as soon as there's a gun database. Oh, your
president is doing that. You hadn't heard Trump's trying to
roll out a gun database. Remember when they said, oh,
Baba wants to take your guns. Oh, the Democrats are
gonna come and take your guns. No, the only person
who ever ever ever say let's take the guns was
Trump five or six years ago. And now he's wants

(01:02:12):
to create a gun database. So again, FAFO, I guess
have fun maga. So yeah, he's the only guy that's
trying to keep track of people's guns.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Which I'm all in favor of, by the way, I guess.
I mean, you got a register. Somebody's gotta no something.

Speaker 8 (01:02:31):
I just think that anything that we can do to
try to control the problem is a is a win,
regardless of what that step may be. If they're taking
a step in the right direction, I think that's a
good thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Now let's see what happens. Also in the sperm News,
a guy went right to Google. You know how Google
is largely becoming as far as search engines go, It's
very pointedly decidedly moving into just the area of AI slop.
I never know what you're gonna get anymore, whether or
not it's true or you know, whether it's having another

(01:03:04):
artificial intelligence hallucination. A guy over in the UK after
Google told him to amputate his own penis.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Oh good, h he did it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
It's like one of these people who drives off a
bridge because the GPS told him to make a left
into the lake. I don't know what you know people
are thinking. A guy named Robin Hernan had some symptoms.
See this is the downside of not having access to
a genius like doctor Ryan Bergland, you know from the
Cleveland Clinic. When he comes in and joins us a
few times a year for a segment we call is

(01:03:35):
it red, and he gives people guys and women, you know,
mothers of sons and women concerned about their husbands and
things like that, when he.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Gives them valuable medical advice.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
This guy didn't have access to that, and so he
ended up amputating his own penis because that's what Google
said might be the solution.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
This is a sixty two year old guy in the UK.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
A couple of years ago he noticed a white spot
right there on the shaft and he wasn't sure. He
googled it, trying to figure out what the heck is
going on, and it turned out to be penile cancer,
which led to a partial amputation. He hoped that the

(01:04:24):
wart would go away, but it didn't. Boy, did it
get big. I shouldn't say he cut off. I was
being a little cheeky. He trusted Google's medical advice and
rather than it going away, it grew into something similar
to let's say, a small head of cauliflower congratulations, and

(01:04:47):
so then they had to cut some.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Off so he didn't actually do it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
No, they made reference to him saying that he initially
was going to take matters into his own hands, and
so he went to the clinic and they were like, well,
you must be fooling around with somebody. He's like, nah,
I've been married for a long time. And they're like, yeah,
one's got nothing to do with the other. And so

(01:05:14):
they were going to freeze it. You know when you
get like a skin tag or something and they get that. Yeah,
they get that stuff, freeze it, crack it right off.
They were gonna do that, but they said, well, you've
got penile cancer. And you know, doctor Bergland has talked
about that too. You know, there's all these arguments and

(01:05:35):
fore and against circumcision, and a lot of people put
it in the in the bucket of like religion, and
it's outdated and it's barbaric. But scientifically, there are higher
incidences of penile cancer among people who are not circumcised.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
And so the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Penile cancer part, by the way, true. The autism part
not true. That's more made up nonsense from Captain Brainworm.
But this guy, he's like, yeah, they got they got
a statement from him.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
In fact, this is okay. Well, maybe he's over there
googling some things.

Speaker 22 (01:06:12):
Tootle tug tug tug.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
I told Brian, whatever you do, don't consult Google for
stuff going on down there in the strike zone. You
wait till doctor Ryan Berglan shows up.

Speaker 16 (01:06:27):
Again.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
This isis all right, all right, he's very proud of me,
he really is. Thank god it's audio only with him.
So yeah, this guy, I mean, I'm always and again,
you know, this is in the UK, where you're not
worried about going broke because of your medical concerns. Over here,

(01:06:51):
you know, I understand where people are like, I can't
afford you with the doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
I hope this is nothing, because.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
My thought is always, boy, if I saw something on
my joint, I take the day off and make an
appointment that day. I'm not gonna wait on that. But
over here people are like, what if it is something, well,
I'm I go broke. But in the UK, where they
have the National Health Service, it's not a concern.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I'll figure it out later. So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Yeah, I don't know why that guy would wait for
it to go away and then it got passed the
point of no return, and he had to get a
partial p neck to me, that's what it's called, a
partial p neck to me, which got rid of the cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
But now he's got like a nub.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
God.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
So now again, if he had gone right away, it
might have been the same situation. I don't know, probably
not spot, I know, not a cauliflowerhead.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
God.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Yeah, So they're like, hey, guys, because you're more likely
to get penile cancer if you're like, it's fifteen up
if you smoke four skins a part of it. So
they're like, uh yeah, if anything weird is going on
down there, get it checked out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Ryan Berglan says this all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
He's got to be a broken record because he'll still
we'll get calls from people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
They're like, yeah, I got this.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
So I was with my lady and she made this
weird face and I pulled that and I got a
smelly discharge And I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
That is That something that you get checked out.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
You might want to all right, I got them there's
a lot of blood from underneath my foreskin.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Is that something I should check out?

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Like you might want to go now, okay, all right, Yeah, well,
oh yeah, and my glands is all green?

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Is that the problem there? I would go right now, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Stop what you're doing, because I'm about to ruin. You're
to the tired Day to the Doctor.

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Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
For turning me on and then allowing me to spend
this time with you. I hope I can turn you
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Speaker 18 (01:09:06):
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By the way, for the butt light football face off. Uh,
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(01:09:43):
I'm gonna be at the Happy Moose out in Manner.
But all those locations, if you at the contest page
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get those there. Congrats by the way to Chris Alexander
out in Wickliffe. He got those tickets to Seecither and
Daughtry in Youngstown Monday night, Have More for You Tomorrow,
Thursday and Friday. We saw Dawtry when was a Disturbed

(01:10:05):
show here at the Rocket Arena.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Was that this year? Was it last year?

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
I feel like it was like last year. It was
like late and it was like the win. I know
it was the winner. Yeah, I don't know if it
was end of last year beginning of this year. We
did a suite with some listeners and a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Great. Yeah, Disturbed and Dawtry.

Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Disturbed in a bit of a controversy right now because
David Draymond, of course, is a very loud and proud
Jewish Man, and it's a tough time for anybody on
either side of what's going on in the Middle East.
You know, when I had David Draymond on this show
a few months back, I kind of got him to

(01:10:47):
say that this was going to be their last big tour.
I was kind of trying to draw him out, and
he goes, yeah, you hit the nail on the head.
This is the last kind of big, big tour that
they're going to do. They just had one canceled in Belgium.
The mayor of the city that they were going to
play in Belgium, canceled the show, pulled the plug on

(01:11:09):
the gig, which was going to be tomorrow night, because
David Drayman had signed a bomb that was going to
be used by the IDF last year.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
That's the Israeli defense for us.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
And you know this is prior to Disturbed saying, you know,
they want their music to heal people, that kind of stuff.
David Dreaman, I like Dreaming a lot. He's a very serious,
dramatic guy. You know, he's got a lot of heavily
held beliefs, as most people do. But people did not

(01:11:46):
like that poy and he's not alone in those sentiments.
It's just a rough time to be in a band
of that size telling people you want your music to
heal them and you sign and bombs. Well, it's again,
it's tough if you if you want to, I guess,

(01:12:09):
use your platform for what you believe in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
That's the risk you run.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
But they were set to play the town of Vorst
in Belgium tomorrow night, and the mayor canceled the gig
because he's like, it's too much backlash over this stuff
and the comments and I can't have you know, I
don't want anything popping off at this show at this
venue in Belgium.

Speaker 8 (01:12:34):
And then it's the only thing that that I struggle
a little bit with is it feels to me like
all of his intentions right what he's speaking about as
a proud Jewish man, right like you said.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
All well and good.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
But I feel like he felt like he had to
play to the other side of that stuff where he
was catching crap from everybody. When he made that post
about the Gaza Piece deal being announced, he posted a
it was like a cartoon that had a drawing of
Donald Trump and it said Gaza Piece deal announced, and
it showed a woman on her knees praying saying please work.

(01:13:12):
And then in the picture right next to it was
a woman with blue hair that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Said please fail in a you know, like a orange
man bad sign behind her. So I feel like he's
trying to do damage control here, you know what I mean.
Elsewhere he doesn't care.

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Here, I think he's trying to do damage control with
people because he's like, well, on one side, I can
say what I feel and I'm gonna catch some crap.
But then if I say I'm pro Trump over here,
then everything's gonna be just fine. And it's just it
felt really, really weird for him to post that in
the scheme of everything else that he was talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
I mean, he has easily been the most outspoken person
in that band, you know. I mean, he kind of
sucks a lot of the air out of the room
when it comes to those guys speaking publicly about anything.
He's never been to his credit, I think, whether you
agree with him him or not, to his credit, he's
never been.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Hesitant to offer his opinion.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
And I'm not I'm not taking ill of him in
any way, of course, that's not my intention. I just
I feel like he's he's in a damage control mode
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Well, it's tough when you say, you know, if you're
gonna do stuff like that, and it's well within your
right to do that, but then to talk about we
want our music to heal people. And one, you're gonna
piss off half of your fans as soon as you
as soon as you dig your heels in on something.
It's the old saying one hundred percent of the time,
you're gonna piss off fifty percent of the people with
what you say.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
And that's what he did.

Speaker 22 (01:14:42):
We want our music to heal the differences. Music is
where all of our differences fade into the background.

Speaker 13 (01:14:51):
Music is the power to heal us.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Hold on one moment, I have to sign this bomb
really quick.

Speaker 22 (01:14:57):
We've made it a point to ask her and says
to please join me and believe us together. And now
instead of signing a bum, I'm going to sign my
fiance's giant kazongas please come out here, fiance, please my

(01:15:19):
hot as bull as fiance come out here. And she
takes her shirt off.

Speaker 13 (01:15:24):
It looks like two of my heads in her shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Stupid couple of Zeppelins in a heat race. She walks away.

Speaker 13 (01:15:37):
It looks like two small dogs fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Un Droe blankets.

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Eh AnyWho the mayor of the town and Belgium canceled
the Disturbed show. We've always made it a point that
at all of our shows, all are welcome, no matter
what you believe. Everyone comes to a Disturbed concert and
is accepted and loved. We are saddened that our fans
in Belgium we're not going to be able to share

(01:16:08):
in this celebration of music. Well, they'll have to console
themselves with waffles and chocolate and sprouts and sprouts Russell's sprouts,
which I will be individually rapping for the forthcoming iHeart
Children's Halloween party here at six Six's eight euclid. And

(01:16:28):
of course they are refunding the tickets and blah blah blah,
you know. June twenty twenty four, he visited Israel and
he posted on social media a photo of him writing
f hamas on a bomb at an IDF base. Now
that's I don't know that there's anybody who is against that. No, no,

(01:16:50):
but it's so fraught, it's so raw. And he's Jewish, right,
lot and proud. Look a lot of people are just
as There are people just as loud and proud on
the other side. One of my son's best friends is
Palestinian and she works for Netflix, and she had to

(01:17:12):
be I mean, she had to really find a way
to keep it in check, you know, in the in
the initial blush of this whole thing. So if you're
somebody as high profile as David Draymond, high profile on
a couple of fronts, and it's an opportunity for people

(01:17:32):
who don't like disturb.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
You just dunk on them to begin with.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Right, there's a lot of people that kind of roll
their eyes a disturb whatever part of that is because.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Atlest.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Some of it's musically, it's not for everybody, but for
some people it's because of him. They just did when
I when I talked to him on this show, they
were getting ready to go over and do that Azzi show,
and he got booed because it's pro Israel. Then you know,
there's a lot of people in the course. He goes
on social media and he's like, Oh, there's some Jew

(01:18:05):
hating morons in the audience, and so he's unapologetic in
what he believes, which you have to hope anybody would be.
But you know, now, when these guys come to town overseas,
it's kind of like a Marilyn Manson nineteen ninety six
vibe going on, where there's protesters out in front, and

(01:18:28):
that's just going to cause problems. Once that's snowballs, then
it's a whole thing, especially when they're like, hey, where's there.
This is like a twenty fifth anniversary tour, right, That's
what the whole tour was. Yeah, twenty fifth anniversary of
the sickness.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Oh wow, And so I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
That sounds right. Yeah, my kid did it when she
was younger. Right now.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
If you know anything about my kids, she's fiercely apolitical.
So she's not getting into any trouble in the fourth
grade whatsoever. So tonight they're playing the Ziggo Dome in
Amsterdam and we'll pick back up in Munich next week.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
So yeah, they had to post on social media and that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
Hey listen, uh, we want everybody to come out and
have a good time, but they canceled our gig in Belgium.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
If you want to leave us messages on our voicemail,
you can certainly do that. Not everybody uses the app. Uh,
the after hours line is there twenty four seven. It's
two one six nine eighty nine three. Matt called and
left a message.

Speaker 23 (01:19:51):
I feel like I've been dumb down in the past
decades by cultural stuff. So I decided to reignite my
little part of my brain and I started to actually
read books again, go figure, and it's been great. I
started off with a Carl Sagan book, The Demon Haunted World, fantastic,
and then I decided to reread a play Samuel that.

Speaker 15 (01:20:13):
Could play that we had to read in high school.
But for the life of me in high school thirty
years ago, I thought was called Waiting for Go Dot.
And the reason I mentioned this is because you were
talking about the Browns lawsuit for the Cleveland lawsuit against
O Dot. And it took me until forty six years
old to realize that the play was called Waiting for GOODO,

(01:20:36):
not Waiting for Go Dot like I thought it was.
But anyways, fantastic stuff. And side note, Keanu Reeves and
the other dude from Bill and Ted are doing it
on Broadway right now. I don't think I can make it,
but I.

Speaker 19 (01:20:48):
Wish I could.

Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
But anyways, Waiting for GOODO.

Speaker 15 (01:20:52):
And it kind of tickled my brain a little bit
to think about the O Dot lawsuit would be waiting
for a Doe or O Dot.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Anyway, Wait, did you have to read Waiting for GODO
when you were in high school?

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
I had to that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I don't even know where I am. I'm kind of.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
I've I've been on a parallel line with Matt. Actually,
I've started to actively read more lately too. I'm like
my brain is rotting. I need to start reading books
again or with more frequency. Well, I've been reading more
recently yeah. Bought a book Planning on Reading on that
god forsaken flight on my way home where that little

(01:21:29):
turd screened the entire time. Wait, couldn't The book is
called Planning on Reading. No, it's called uh Slow Horses.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
And I started reading it and then that little jerk
acted up, so I, oh yeah, I couldn't focus. So
I just sat there with my earbuds turned up as
loud as I could, trying to tune them out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
You should got GOODO for dummies. No, oh good?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
I remember horses? Fine, I remember a long time ago.
It was a big deal they did. Steve Martin and
Robin Williams did Waiting for Godot on Broadway.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Long time ago. And now this was rob before Robin
Williams died. I would imagine probably easier that way, Yeah, yeah,
uh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
Steve Martin was Vladimir and Robin Williams was Estra gunn f.
Marie Abraham was in it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
What did Marie Abraham do that? You would say? Effort?

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
Anyway, So Matt was confused by waiting for go Dot.
But that's a deep dive too. I like to see
Keanu and Alex Winter do waiting for godoy. They launched
a production of that every few years with somebody else.
You never had to read that, though, like in college
or high schoo or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
No college for me, uh and no in high school okay,
they had us read Well, you went to U. Mass Amherst,
did I am I misremembering? I had friends that went
to U. Massham.

Speaker 8 (01:22:51):
I spent a lot of time at U mass Am. Yeah, okay,
I was seventeen years old and already working in radio.
I wait, I had no interest in the world in
going Oh god for you actually be very bad for me, Alan.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Oh, all right, I should have gone to college. I
should have tried how to Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Look at what you've done, Look at what I've look
at this career you've had, Look at what I've done. Oh,
don't pooh pooh, just look at me, don't short chain,
look at me. I went to college. I just finished
paying off my loans like three years ago. And I
have never once used either of my degrees. So which
one of us is the more? Yes, we've both had

(01:23:30):
thirty year careers in this god forsaken business that I
fell asked backwards into.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Never once I spent decades paying off student loans and I.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
Don't use them. Yeah, but I'm gonna be doing the
same thing, So I'm the dummy. I'm mean paying student
loans that aren't mine, So the dummy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:49):
Yeah, but that's for yeah, of course that's for your kids.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
I'm the moron.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
As if that wasn't evident by anybody with you know,
Alan Hitler was the guy with strongly held views. That
has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say.
But you understand what I'm saying, right, I hope you're
not equating David Drayman and Hitler speaking OF's dumbest things
people could say.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I'm exempting people who are trying to make life difficult
for other people.

Speaker 18 (01:24:23):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
If David Drayman isn't a good look for him to
post a photo of f Hamas, I don't know, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
A Jewish guy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
There's plenty of Palestinians doing the exact same thing. So
I hope that's not the analogy that you're drawing there.
There's a lot of people, yes, with strongly held views,
and if they can argue them out and they're not
trying to make life difficult for other people, then that's
a different situation. But if you're in a very high

(01:24:56):
profile situation like he is, you have a choice to make.
Your choice is do I speak out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
About this or do I not?

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
You know, there's a difference between Zionism and Judaism. Yes,
even a rudimentary reading of what's been going on the
past few years, I'm skipping past that because I think
even at the fundamental level, people are understanding these things.
People he didn't know anything about anything in the Middle East.
They got a crash. Course after October seventh, you were

(01:25:27):
getting all the information you never knew. You didn't have
all at once, right, and then you were left to
suss it out for yourself. So, you know, especially in Europe,
they're a little sensitive to having concert venues attacked. Right
Hamasque tried to blow up. They attacked a concert in France.

(01:25:49):
That kind of stuff happens all the time over there.
So yeah, they're going to err on the side of caution.
But you know, listen, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Over there.

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
They've been here before, by the way, and so they
you know, the depending on who you want to pay
attention to, it was probably dragged out artificially. But David Drayman,
according to some people, got some splaining to do.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
It's it's it'll be in the rearview mirror in no time.

Speaker 5 (01:26:26):
Or not, or it'll continue right, No, I mean with him,
Oh with him, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
I mean that this is their last big go round,
and so yeah, they'll come off the road and he'll you.

Speaker 13 (01:26:42):
Know, I'm going to motive boat my wife. I'll be
in my pethouse in Chicago, motor boating my wife, motor
boating the motive boater.

Speaker 5 (01:26:55):
I'll have my.

Speaker 13 (01:26:56):
Bold pate in between two giants ritibals.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Glad you have three on that chest.

Speaker 13 (01:27:01):
I'll be eating orange marmalade off of her coin slot.
I'm going to give her a canyon piercing with my tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Rock and roll never forgets me.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
The ling Cock Show on one, let's not pretend any
of this makes sense. I don't understand any of this.

Speaker 7 (01:27:27):
It's the alley Cock Show.

Speaker 21 (01:27:29):
Them about ten minutes away from another one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
Those keywords come pretty fast, all told, about once an hour.
One thousand bucks from the Buzzard Bookie Second last chance
to win today Cavalier's tonight at home. Have yet to
win a preseason game, but it doesn't count anyway, Right,
Pistons are in town. That's a seven o'clock start tonight

(01:28:01):
and a six thirty pre games, So we'll roll out
of here. Make room for you pregate coverage with Cavalier's
basketball tonight. You can also listen, of course, on the
iHeartRadio app. However, you see fit Hey, do you love
the Calves but hate their fans?

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
You can join a club.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
I've got a high end members only club look pretty
awesome over there at the Rocket Arena called Hip.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
Hipp. You're done with Hipp.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
We got the press release earlier a new private members
only club at Rocket Arena that they cap at one
hundred members. See you know it'll be affordable AnyWho? Yeah,
Because I saw this, I was like, oh, I bet
that'd be nice. I thought maybe it was something you
just buy, like a really expensive ticket for.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Nope.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
The Cleveland Cavaliers and an LA based hospitality and lifestyle
marketing company have unveiled a Hip a private what does
hip stand for hipp?

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (01:29:23):
A private members only club. It'll be capped now. It
looks awesome, right, the interiors of it. Oh yeah, it
looks great, buddy, it's probably what do you think the
membership fee, what's going to be insane. It's gonna be
like twenty thousand dollars or something capped at one hundred members.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Yeah, it's gonna be nuts. Treats every visit.

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
With its own fully personalized experience, valet parking, private entrance.
I'm sure we got some of those, you know, A
bespoke supper club with a premier wine list. Well, listen,
I mean, you know, for the rest of us, the
hoy POLOI, we'll just be down there watching the team

(01:30:10):
play their games in the raft is yeah, while the
people there in the hip club, which I have a
feeling will be anything. But nevertheless, ah, you'll have maybe
you are. You know, we have a very broad audience here, rob.
We have blue collar listeners, we have white collar listeners,

(01:30:33):
we have very affluent listeners, and we have less than
affluent listeners. Right, so it's conceivable. The law of average
says that there might be one or two people in
our audience who are have the means to get themselves
a hip membership.

Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
Feel free to invite us too. Once you get that membership,
you know we'll always be happy to hit the game. Well,
what I like most in their description of what that
membership gets you I rattled some off writing private entrance,
valet parking, chef driven, plated meals, which means they.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Don't just put it in your hands. At the very
end though, unlimited concessions all right, and access to all clubs.
So it means if you belong to this one, you
can basically go in anywhere you want. So up till
now you were breathing rarefied air if you were in
a suite, right, not anymore. Now you just walk Hey,

(01:31:37):
let me in. Can you just walk into somebody else's suite?

Speaker 22 (01:31:42):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
That would be worth Do you think I'm in hip?
I'm a hip member, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
I'm sorry. This is a suite for my office. What
do you let me in? I demand access to this suite.
I've gotten bored.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Down with the Yeah, well listen, I'm curious how much
the membership costs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
I'm getting some info.

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
They're smart to not put it in the press release.
I guess has to not scare away any perspective. What
Jen Pachano text me and said, you have to pay
to be on the wait list for that hip hop.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Of course you do. You got to pay.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
Is the implication that our friend Jen Pachano has paid
to be on the web. Lie or someone she knows
all right said, there's plenty of people on said list,
So she's going to be inside scoop on all this stuff,
because it would stand to reason that a wait list
might have a couple of local media illuminaries, right of

(01:32:43):
which Jen Pachano and our friend Mark Nolan would be
near the very top. However, you and I happily among
the unwashed masses. Rob, For all the jokes about me
and being a millionaire, nothing could be further from the truth.
I would rather watch again AI with the fans.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
You're right, God damn mind.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
You want to be somewhere in between the hip club
and the I want to be in the hip club.
You want to be in the hip club, yes, dude, yeah,
but those aren't people watching the game, are they?

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
They're sitting there ting, ting ting. I mean, listen, Arenas
and this is not.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
You know, major markets have these already, right New York,
Scott and La has got in, Chicago's got them. So
it makes sense that Cleveland, and Dan Gilbert and the
principal parties would have something like this. It's not like
it's unprecedented. And if there's a wait list, it's Cleveland, right.
But there's a lot of money, a lot of money

(01:33:45):
in Cleveland, a lot of old money. She said, they're
already sold out on the wait list. I wonder, I
wonder how many people if if the club itself is
capped at a hundred members, I wonder how many people
on the wait list?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Man, Now here's my other question.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
Because the press release says offering unparalleled access to the
world of luxury, hospitality, sports and entertainment. What if you
pay to get in this what is sure to be
a princely sum, and then unbeknownst to you, Rob you discover.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
That that access.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
There is a parallel, that there is you know, I'm
just not a big fan of this com paralleled access. Well, listen,
you gotta dip your toe in that water. If you
are a sports organization, because more and more experiences with
professional teams and organizations, they are geared to people with money.

(01:34:49):
You and I are going to be eating popcorn and
drinking beers and eating hot dogs, and frankly that's fine
with me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
How do you keep looping me into this thing with you?

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
I'm talking about the average I'm talking to the audience, Rob,
I'm talking to our listeners. I ain't talking to you.
I know you've got a whole thing you you're living
that life. Yeah, man, I'm living a life. Guys like us.
We just want to go sit with the regular people.
Speak for you myself. Listen, I can roll with anyone,

(01:35:21):
but I feel most comfortable in a situation not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Don't get me wrong. I clean up good, right. I
grew up more in environments like this than anything else. However,
I don't feel particularly comfortable in them.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
I don't know what to tell you, man, I know
I feel particularly comfortable.

Speaker 16 (01:35:44):
I know you are.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
Rob is nothing if not drawn like a moth to
a zapper to these chef driven plated meals. In fact,
he demands that his plates be encircled in gold leaf
and appointed with the finest pewters.

Speaker 8 (01:36:03):
That's that, the pewters. Yes, the gold the gold plating.
I don't I don't make a big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:36:06):
Okay, you don't need gold leaf on your No, my
chocolate volcano, my friend Jason brought us to a Calves
game once his dad has a access to one of
the sweet things there. Yeah, well guess what now he's
a scrub if you only have a sweep, good luck jackass.
The food in that joint, like there's carving stations and

(01:36:31):
there's scallops and they're lobster tales and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
This, I could get used to it. Do they have
a battery of a pair of tiefs?

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
Well, or merely digestifs digestives mostly, but the bars were open, Like,
it's just it's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I'm not lying to you.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
I feel weird when I have club tickets at Progressive Field.
Why well, I get them because I take my kid
and it's you know, it's the easiest way to do
a ballgame.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
But I don't know, it just feels weird.

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
I feel like I feel like and again I'm not
I'm the last guy to be talking about what your
stereotypical sports experience should be. And I fully understand this
is the way things are going, right. They got to
make money in these organizations and whatever, and there are
plenty of people who will pay, so you're leaving money
on the table if you don't do this. But it's

(01:37:30):
certainly nothing where you're gonna be able to cast a
wide net, and obviously that's part of the appeal. I
wonder where that private entrance is. It's gonna be in
the bowels of the venue.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Deliveries in the.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
Rear, poker in the front. Uh huh, Hey here did
you retrofit your horn? I'm outside here, somebody let me in. Yeah,
programmed my tesla horn.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Oh, mister Cox is here exclusiic.

Speaker 5 (01:38:10):
Hit Oh showy, you had the more carn under the cob.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Pag of money. It's one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:38:28):
It's a mere pittance compared to what that hip will
charge you. You can crowdfund your anyway. It's a grand
courtesy of the Buzzard Bookie.

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Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
So guess who hit me up again? Alex Jones?

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Oh good, he got bad news today and I think
he wants to take it out on somebody. And so
Alex Jones will check in on the app occasionally.

Speaker 14 (01:39:09):
Seventy six.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Man, he's angry, always angry, so angry now again.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
If I can act as a sounding board for young
Alexander Jones, all the better.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
But boy does he Alan the Alex Okay, the oh.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
Because what happened was I said, he's the guy who
calls and he never identifies himself sometimes Alex Jones. But
he's the guy that calls and says I'm a homosexual.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
Well, now you're just on a first day basis sexual.

Speaker 8 (01:39:41):
I guess Alan the Alex, Okay the Alex.

Speaker 19 (01:39:47):
I just found out that my appeal in the Saity
who clawsuit case has been denied by the court, so
I will be forced to pay that bundy. So I'll
just need your have a little sympathy here for the
week that I'm going stop playing bad impersonators. It's a
rough week for Alex. They're they're taking my vitality pills
from either taking a caveman from me.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
Allen.

Speaker 19 (01:40:08):
Anyways, you need to buy my supplements. Everybody knows that
when I called that, I'd never call you homosexual. Okay,
anytime you get a Elix Jones phone call, quote unquote
and they'll call you homosexual. I tell me, I'll call
you a literal laugh because that's what everybody knows you are.
Stop playing those imposser called.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
O man wow timed out he's mad. Yeah, the Supreme Court.
He wanted the Supreme Court to save his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Who you think you are? Trump? His appeal was denied
by the Supreme Court.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
He's like, hey, guys, any way you could see your
way to get me off the hook and not having
to pay one and a half billion dollars in the
Sandy Hook case, It'd be awesome if we could continue
this pattern of no consequences for really bad behavior. And

(01:40:56):
the Supreme Court chose to not help him, rejected his
appeal of the verdict. Now again, I'm always confused by
these outsized judgments because there is no universe in which
Alex Jones will even pay a fraction of that money
to the Sandy Hook families. They could liquidate everything this
guy has as far as assets goes. He's already squirreled

(01:41:19):
away money overseas. And you know, they say, well, this
is supposed to send a message. I don't know what
message it sends. There's been no the justices you know,
left the award in place without comment. They didn't say, well,
here's why they you know, they didn't even ask the

(01:41:42):
Sandy Hook families to respond to the appeal. So it's like, yeah,
this is not going anywhere, bro. But he's listen, he's
got lawyers. You got triedy someon, so listen.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
I don't know he uh is still selling those supplements.
You heard him right there.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
They they're taking my cave man is what he's said,
that one of his supplements. They're taking my cave man.

Speaker 19 (01:42:09):
Have a little sympathy here for the week that I'm
going through and stop playing bad impersonators.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
It's a rough week for Alex.

Speaker 19 (01:42:15):
They're they're taking my vitality pills from either, taking caveman
from meal.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
They're taking cave man. Wow, turn the.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Freaking frog came.

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
Do you understand that crap caring?

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
I'm gonna say real clo.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:43):
Al, my wife's company has a sweet there. We've been
invited a few times, but by no means are with
the uppity type. And again, listen, there are a lot
of people who aren't who aren't uppity, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
They just like things the way they like them. They
like the convenience.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
I fully understand that it's not like it's a bad experience,
but this is the way that they're going called the
hip dude to Cleveland's historic Hippodrome Theater. Oh well, it
was capitalized, That's why I thought. I saw that in
the press release, but it was capitalized, so I thought
maybe it was an acronym of some kind of Okay,
makes sense. Why are they call it the drome care

(01:43:14):
of the Drome? I guess it sounds a fancy right
hip Alan. It has a six figure membership fee and
does not include a game ticket. Yeah, again, that all
sounds it sounds normal for something at that level. But
if you're going in there, you're not going to watch
the game really, so you don't really need the ticket

(01:43:35):
cause you're not going in, You're not going through the
metal detector.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
But good for them. If you got money, you're looking
for stuff.

Speaker 18 (01:43:46):
To do with it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
I'll have to make a phone call.

Speaker 5 (01:43:49):
But they already have like private club accommodations there. I
know it's a whole different thing.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
But yeah, this is obviously much different. Yeah, this is
an uber exclusive.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
Hey listen, I mean good for them, right, I mean,
the the people of the organization. You know Dan Gilbert,
that gang. You know there's money to be made. This
guy didn't get rich by leaving money on the table.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
You get what she asked for in life.

Speaker 5 (01:44:14):
That's right, Rob, I believe somebody wants to you'll.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Miss a hundred percent of the shots.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
You don't text right, and you'll miss about ninety do
take They also lost my coach in high school. If
you build it, they will come, Oh indeed, and they
will come. Indeed, uh huh, they sure will in troves
if they have h oh h.

Speaker 10 (01:44:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
And I was at the clubs he it's a progressive
field a few years ago and they had penne Elfredo,
which I found odd for a hot baseball game. Hey,
listen at stephen Canton. You cannot get between a penne
Elfredo fan and they're penne Elfredo. I probably would skip

(01:45:06):
that up hot cream sauce on your pastas. But again,
it's an air conditioned environment. You're not taking it back
to your seat. Well you can, you can, but people
are sitting there. That's you know that that club section,
those tables are full.

Speaker 8 (01:45:20):
It is always interesting what they have on the menu
because it's like you always have your standard Jenny.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Chicken sandwhich is your hot dogs hamburgers.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
But then you go over to the thing and there's like, okay,
one on one game they have a big you know,
like a tortilla station or something, you know, and then
the next game there's a like you said, make your
own pasta dish and use a bowl and a sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
It's like, well, ironically, last game we went to when
White Sox were in town, they didn't have hot dogs.
They had hamburgers, which all my kid cares about, and
they had like, well, but the hot dogs are in
the park.

Speaker 8 (01:45:50):
Right, No, they're in a separate spot when you first
come in on the right hand side. They have a
thing of like naos and pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
And hot dogs there. Oh yeah, yeah, a little counter. Yep,
I'm so stupid for the hot time. I've been to
that before too. I went to the other end and
then all the way at the other end, the exact
same spots where you get the ice cream.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
Yeah, I had a beer in an ice cream sandwich,
ice cream sandwich toff to beat with a beer. Ooh,
that's a one two punch boy on a Tuesday night.
Yuh Man's a salad a salad bar like it's pretty
get something else in that, LI listen, I like salads.
I'm not eating a salad at the ball game. I
a salad. Yeah, not in the seat, No, not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:29):
In the seat.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Club broom. I like to have a have a salad
with every dinner. You know, a little something, little rouffage.
I understand there be some chick peas with it day
your banzo beans.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
You like the banzo beans in there?

Speaker 5 (01:46:45):
You get a little crispy chick peas sometimes or right
at the can it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
A little something on that sealing for a little crisp
some beets. Maybe No.

Speaker 5 (01:46:52):
And I thought I was the only one who did
like fancy thing? Oh you where you thought you were
the only one. My wife wants to go to the
Marble Room, and I tell her the sakes Harry's are
just as good.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
And they aren't wear jeans. They are aren't are not
They can go go. I gotta go once.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
The Marble Room is across the street from the radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
I have yet to go there. I've never been to
the Marble Room. Not a verse to it, just never.
I just haven't gone. And you know what, I've never
been to Harry. So I can't. I'm not die.

Speaker 22 (01:47:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
I would also like to remind people this is Cleveland,
all right, with respect when they talk about, oh, dress code.

Speaker 2 (01:47:31):
There's dudes in.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
The marble room in Brown's jerseys, So let's not get
ahead of ourselves here.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
But they're Brown's players. No, they're not wearing their uniform.

Speaker 13 (01:47:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
No, but dress code, you know, listen, Margins in any
restaurant a razor thin, if you've got paying customers, they
don't really care what you're wearing. I just think it's
better to be overdressed than underdressed in any situation. And
you can go to the nicest places in I remember
being in Vegas having dinner at this unbelievably nice place.

(01:48:05):
There's a dude at the table next to me. He's
a little two top with his girlfriend or wife. He's
wearing a Dolphins jersey. I'm like, yep, I'm in like
a suit. Your money's your money's good. Wherever you got,
that's right, you know, like, and at the end of
the day, go to the marble room. That's why I
don't even know why they why any place does the
charade of a dress code anymore. It's like, if I
come in ready to spend money. I think, unless I'm

(01:48:27):
wearing a boat thong, why do you care? I do
think it depends on who you are. If I just
walked in there dressed like a shlub, I'm not getting
in there's I don't. I wholeheartedly believe that. Yeah, but
if you have money, I'm here to have dinner, you
don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
No, no, because when.

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
The dress code thing is it, it applies, but it's
also implied, like people aren't just going to show up
in a T shirt and.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
Shorts to go to that restrat.

Speaker 5 (01:48:55):
Yeah, but that's a flex too if you do have money,
because people with money are like, I can do whatever
I want.

Speaker 8 (01:49:01):
Yeah, but most people who have money like that don't
have to play dick. They don't have to play the
I'm gonna wear whatever I want because I can. If
you have money like that, you're not gonna show it off.
You're gonna go in there and you're gonna hang out
and do your thing.

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
I think fifty five and up you will. I think
if you're some you know, I think if you're trying
to roll deep in your some bro you know, late twenties,
early thirties who just fell into some money or something.
You're walking around you don't care. Yeah, maybe, I don't
know how many those dudes are walking around. I've been
there a few times and I've not seen anyone again.

(01:49:32):
With the exception of when you see like players come
in wearing anything that would make you go Jesus, usually
it's guys are wearing jackets or at least a button
down in a pair of pants.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
Yeah, you know, like you.

Speaker 8 (01:49:45):
Don't see you don't see it. I think people just
look at it and go, oh, that's the way I'm
supposed to dress. This is a very fancy restaurant. It's
not Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Nice nice. You could put that restaurant in any city
in this country. In charge what you charge. One of
these days I will go it's gorgeous. Haven't been there,
It's well worth it.

Speaker 18 (01:50:02):
I uh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
I like to go out.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
My standard issue getting dressed up, wool cardigan, long perfect,
irrespective of what.

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
Time of year it is.

Speaker 5 (01:50:16):
That ain's seasonal. That's not a seasonal outfit. Rob Yeah,
and I can pull it off and I often do.
Now sure when I stand up, the string will get
caught at some point of the seat, and that can
be a problem. But uh, you know there's Napkins cover
up with the Allen Cox Show.

Speaker 6 (01:50:34):
On one.

Speaker 16 (01:50:38):
Call the Allan Cox Show your Piece of craft two.

Speaker 18 (01:50:42):
One six seven eight one double oh seven or one
eight three four eighty one double oh seven.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
These guys aren't doing alter ego, are they any chance?
Simply read simply read singer named Mick Hucknall.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
By the way, speaking of alter ego, they announced this
morning the lineup for our big Ulcho. It is Saturday,
January seventeenth, back in La at the key of Forum
right there at Inglewood Green Day. Coj the Elephant. I
think I'm pronouncing that properly. It's Kaja Kaje the Elephant.
Twenty one Pilots, Good Charlotte, the Madden Brothers back in

(01:51:33):
full effect, Sublime, a bunch of baby bands, one I
like called Almost Monday. If you aren't hip to them,
they're gonna be there anyway. I got trips for you
all week, So five o'clock, about seven or eight minutes
away from now, I'll have that keyword for you five o'clock.
The remainder of the week is a trip to LA
for you and a pal fly out. Put you up,

(01:51:54):
get you to the event. Have we been invited to
alter ego?

Speaker 8 (01:52:00):
I think it's with our invitation of the iHeartRadio Music
Festival and jingle Ball and a Fiesta Latina and a
Countryest Country festival.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
May I don't really care about with respect, I don't
really care about jingle Ball or the ole Ones anyway,
trips for you. That next keyword a few minutes away,
simply red. They had a couple of massive hits in
the eighties. They still tour. They're on a fortieth anniversary tour.
Mick Hucknall is their front man. As you might suspect,

(01:52:34):
still got that huge shock of red hair, but forty
years later, a little worse for wear and yelling at
the audience. Rob see the video of him yelling at
the audience someone who's playing in London and somebody screaming
during the show, shut it, suck in it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:56):
He's wanting to suit.

Speaker 6 (01:53:01):
You yet and so lout.

Speaker 2 (01:53:10):
You have come to him, they sing, not him with
responunt here.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
How the hell is a guy in the audience yelling
so loud that he can't hear his.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Well, how crappy are your monitors?

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
Well, that's what I'm saying, Like Mick Hucknall's like all
I can hear is this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:53:26):
I'm like, really, wow, there we go. It was a
good song.

Speaker 5 (01:53:35):
What was the other one? If you don't know me
by now, well that was a cover. Yeah, Money's Too
Tight to Mention is the one that I like.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
And I don't know that. I don't know that that
was ever a single, but you know he was.

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
It was him and Rick Astley that were kind of
these like red haired white dudes who had these amazingly
soulful voices. And to this day, Rick Astley is one
of the shows I've ever seen in my life. So
I don't know if it's the same thing with you know,
simply red. If you like that vibe, you're gonna like
that vibe. A douchebag though seeming too loud at my concert,

(01:54:10):
Be happy anyone showed up, dude, you know what I mean.
Come on, it's in Europe, probably a sold out affair.
Here's money to me, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
Money too tied to mention, Money too tight to mansion.

Speaker 5 (01:54:24):
Now, I'm telling you, sixty million albums sold. Rock had
a couple of heads here, but they're still huge around
the rest of the world's Look at the se of
that guy's heat. It's fanacle and points in past kidding,
it's like an orange on my tooth. Mick Hucknall is

(01:54:48):
one of the great vocalists rob of contemporary music.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
So I went to the bank one day.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
I don't know if this is their song though, first
sung and recorded by Oh the Valentine Brothers. Yeah. See,
they're all like soul covers.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
If you don't know me by now, I think was
like their biggest in the country. It was States, right, yes,
but that was a covered time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So lit'sten.

Speaker 5 (01:55:17):
If you have that kind of voice, you're gonna be
doing R and or R and B songs and you're
probably not gonna be writing them. Alan, your two to
ten song has been stuck in my head all day.
I was talking about being at the Kevin Gate show
on Saturday at Jacob's Pavilion, and where I was standing,
somebody threw a bunch of I didn't know what it

(01:55:40):
was at first thought was confetti. It was ten dollars
bills and I looked down and there were two at
my feet, so I reached down to pick them up.
There was a girl behind me like I said, she
had two fists full of ten dollars bills. So she
went ham as soon as she realized what was going on,
and so I I was goofing around. So I got
two tens and this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Person it's it's a it's a new earworm, rob two tens.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
The roof.

Speaker 5 (01:56:14):
Yeah, listen, clunky, sure a big hit. Take that, Mick Hucknell.
I got two tens, Tommy and Barberton wants to know.
I was wondering if you changed your mind with regard
to Dolly Parton farting in your mouth?

Speaker 20 (01:56:34):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Did who change their mind?

Speaker 18 (01:56:37):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:56:38):
You said yes, I didn't say a little fart in
my mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:56:41):
I said, I respectfully decline they were talking about I
said no. You said, God, would you have sex with
Dolly Parton? And I said no, thank you, And you
were incredulous, and I said, yeah, I'm like I think
I would. But at the same time, I never said
a litter far hurt in my mouth. That's completely different.

(01:57:02):
That's something d not say. Very different. Yeah, very different,
because you know she takes good care of herself. Still,
it's gonna be a lot of fiber. Yeah, same same
on the dress code for men, somehow is a six
layer tuxedo, while the dress code for women is something

(01:57:26):
you might see at the beginning of a porno that
might pass for evening where if women can show up
to a restaurant half naked. I'm wearing my church jeans.
I guess I don't think of it in terms of
you know, what are they wearing?

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
This is what I'm gonna wear.

Speaker 5 (01:57:41):
I think if you go to a place where you're
supposed to look good, look good. I mean, how comfortable
does everybody have to be all the time? I've gone
off on this before, right Rob, We've talked about it.
People in the store in their pajamas. How comfortable do
you have to be all the time? I mean seven

(01:58:03):
or eight hours a night if you're lucky, not for everybody.
You're lying down, sleeping, you know, Come on, Triss, put
your pants on. It's like talking to my nine year old. Hey,
let's get dressed.

Speaker 2 (01:58:20):
Let's go, Come on, come on, let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:58:23):
If this is the toughest thing you gotta do all day,
you live in a charm life.

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
Things to do, Let's go. Come on, move your ass,
move your ass.

Speaker 5 (01:58:31):
I keep telling my fourth grader, I go, this is
as easy as things are gonna get. Yeah, right, you're
gonna beg for these days. When you're in the fifth grade,
You're gonna be pining for the days of the fourth grade.
I said, you know how, now you remember how fun
it was in kindergarten. This is as easy as it's
ever gonna get, and you have many years of school

(01:58:51):
in front of you. It's not her fault. She's bored
by school because she's a goddamn genius.

Speaker 2 (01:58:56):
Not her fault. I was the same kid when I
was in school. Why was a glass clown?

Speaker 5 (01:59:01):
Because I got my schoolwork done right away and then
started making fart noises with my armpit.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
I was one of those things.

Speaker 5 (01:59:11):
She doesn't have that gene, but she's got the she
needs to be challenged gene in school. Hey, here's that
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Speaker 24 (01:59:56):
Hey boys, it's Becky from Wayne County. I know you're
talking about golf carts the other day, but what I
want to talk about is those pedal bike bars where
you know, you can get on them, have some drinks.

Speaker 25 (02:00:10):
But what I hate, I.

Speaker 24 (02:00:11):
Openly hate about them, is that they are in cities
like Wadsworth where you're just trying to go to the
store and you get stuck behind one.

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
Maybe buy a duncan.

Speaker 24 (02:00:22):
So ablatious, all.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
Right, buy a duncan. Yeah, they have them in my
town too, Yeah, they have.

Speaker 5 (02:00:28):
They have a Cleveland what are they called Cleveland cycle tours?
They're pedal bars. Yeah, if you're gonna I understand what
she's talking about. It can be you know, if it's
a mill of the street. But you know, if you're
gonna drink, you get some cardio.

Speaker 2 (02:00:43):
Yeah, what's the matter with that. You bring the booze,
We'll bring the party. Yeah, I wouldn't. You've never been
on one of those.

Speaker 4 (02:00:50):
They're fun?

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Well, they're not.

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
What is fun about that? Do you like riding a bike?

Speaker 19 (02:00:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
Oh you don't. I mean sure, yeah, but this is
the you know what happened I got my license. This
is like you're.

Speaker 5 (02:01:02):
Drinking, but you're with friends. Essensibly you're drinking and you're
on a stationary bike.

Speaker 2 (02:01:07):
Yeah. You know what else I could do? Drink and
not pedal? Yeah, any other bar. But it's fun.

Speaker 8 (02:01:14):
Okay, you're moving, you're on a thing, and you're stuck
with all these other people. You probably don't know. You
might be with some friends, but not you're with all
these other people at the mercy of that conversation.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
Okay, but is that better or worse?

Speaker 5 (02:01:26):
Because I think they also have the tiki barges in
Cleveland they crashed a few years ago or something where
you're pedaling the the.

Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
Paddles. I wouldn't do that either. You're moving the boat.

Speaker 5 (02:01:37):
You know what, because they don't have to Well, you
don't have to do any of this stuff and just
ride and drink. Yeah, pedal. I'm gonna charge them then
for the power free drinks. I'm getting you across the
goddamn water. Yeah, but it's no one's primary mode of transportation. Yeah,

(02:01:58):
I mean they do them and when we live in
Tree Mount, Ohio City. They did them, and they do
them right down here. I mean, imagine raw, it's uh,
it's only four hundred dollars for how many guests.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
I don't know. Yeah, I was. I was at I
forget what the hell we were doing in the square.

Speaker 8 (02:02:17):
We were there for something, and I heard like cheeseburger
in Paradise coming out of these massive speakers on this
stupid bar on a bicycle and I'm like, oh no, no, no,
no no, it was a bucket cruise.

Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
Everything about that made you angry, then, is what you're saying. Yeah, again,
I get it. I suppose if the mood caught me right,
I would do it. But it just seems so dumb,
Like why why there's a million bars everywhere? You guess
why I have to sit on a bicycle. It's it's
nothing you're gonna do, I think with any regularity. To me,

(02:02:51):
it's a matter of why not do that? Because there's
like one time?

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
Why not? That's what I'm saying. Maybe one time I
would do it and.

Speaker 5 (02:02:59):
Maybe get off and you go, ugh, that sucked. Let's
go have a drink guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (02:03:03):
Or you get off and you go. That was a
lot of fun. I guarantee you I would not say
that you've met me, right.

Speaker 5 (02:03:09):
Yes, but I haven't met you. In every possible social permutation.
You and I have fun, we're out. Yeah, but that's different.
That's because we're not riding a bicycle.

Speaker 8 (02:03:18):
Well, we start riding a bicycle built for two everywhere
we go.

Speaker 5 (02:03:22):
I've got I've got an old Italian tandem bike hanging
on my garage ceiling.

Speaker 2 (02:03:27):
Oh, yes, I'll bring it in. That would be the
ultimate show, and we will. Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:03:32):
You imagine I was just rolling up to every single
gig together on a bicycle built for two.

Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
Yeah, I can. Hey, look the Ellen Cox shows here.
Where's the vehicle? They're on it. They're on it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:03:45):
Wait one of those things protruding out of the top
of the bicycle seats. Well you want him to get
here on time, don't you.

Speaker 6 (02:03:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:03:59):
All right, Oh, we're almost there. We're almost there. We're
almost there. That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:04:07):
Speaking of cheeseburger, there's a guy in Florida who got
scooped up for a drive by cheeseburgering. He whipped a
cheeseburger at a strip club employee, and they charged him
where is the beef?

Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
Yeah, this is what I don't understand. Okay.

Speaker 5 (02:04:24):
So a former strip club employee in Tampa, natch Jordan Cotto.
He's twenty six. He shows up at the Atlantis Gentleman's Club,
might I add not acting very gentlemanly. He said he
wanted to speak with management. So obviously this situation or
dude got fired or something. He's like, we talked to

(02:04:45):
so and so got into a verbal argument that didn't
go his way. So he reached into a car grabbed
a cheeseburger. So he's tossing food that he had so
he can't have the cheeseburger anymore, using it as a projectile.
Somebody a guy on the shoulder, causing him quote bodily harm.

(02:05:06):
I assume that's it because then they go the guy
wasn't injured. Yeah, it's a cheeseburger. You could take four
of them to the face and you'd be fine.

Speaker 2 (02:05:13):
All right.

Speaker 5 (02:05:14):
I kind of wish I could, right, people have I've
been in the Wendy's drive through. The guy confessed the
crime and showed no remorse. He said, I did throw
that cheeseburger from my car, and I would do it again.
It's a waste of a cheeseburger, That's what I'm saying. Like,
you got food in your car, You got a cheeseburger
because you wanted a cheeseburger, and then because you can't

(02:05:35):
modulate your emotions, you go there had to be something
else in your car, perfectly good brick sitting right there
on the seat next to you. Yeah, I've got a
handful of creamy peanut butter and I'm not afraid to
use it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
I'm not wasting this cheeseburger though.

Speaker 5 (02:05:53):
This guy was arrested last month for burglarizing his uncle's
boat and stealing a gun, which he's sold to someone
else for three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:06:03):
Pretty wild, this guy.

Speaker 5 (02:06:05):
He's out there in Tampa boy Jordan Cotto or Codo man,
but throwing a perfectly good cheeseburger a drive by cheeseburgering man.

Speaker 2 (02:06:18):
I haven't had a cheeseburger in months. I haven't either.

Speaker 5 (02:06:21):
I love him so much, I haven't had Jesus, I
haven't had a hamburger in a long time.

Speaker 2 (02:06:28):
Couldn't title hamburger I had. I love him.

Speaker 8 (02:06:31):
I've just I've been so like trying everything I can
to be healthy with what I eat. So I'm like,
I want to have a cheeseburger right now, Like now
that you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
It, who's helping you do that? By the way, do
them what?

Speaker 5 (02:06:44):
Oh well, let me tell you Alan, I am working
with the good people at Mentality Health and oh if
you would like to join me in my journey, you
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Speaker 5 (02:06:56):
I mean, I wouldn't care to do that, but I'm
sure a lot of people would. Yeah, oh yeah, tell
you I feel great. I'm okay with no cheese on
a burger. I don't need a cheese burger. Depends on
what else is on it, all right, right, you would
need like the lettuce. I don't need a runny egg.
I don't need peanut butter. I mean, well you knights, lettuce, tomato,

(02:07:19):
Heinz fifty seven, some French fried potatoes, slice of prune.
Ellen was just on that tiky bar ninety horse power
outboard motor. We didn't pedal anything. Oh okay, I thought
it was a see that's great, and I would do
all day long.

Speaker 2 (02:07:39):
Awesome. I'm in.

Speaker 5 (02:07:43):
All right, man overboard we should do some mini cocks cruises. Hell, yeah, yeah,
many you.

Speaker 2 (02:07:54):
Want to talk about a hot ticket? Hey, you know
in direct uh?

Speaker 5 (02:07:58):
In direct uh contrast to Captain Funds floating fandango. We
have hundreds of people with us. Hey, Rob and I
are doing a tiki barge. There's nine seats. Yeah yeah,
we got room for a dozen people. How do you
feel about my fun?

Speaker 6 (02:08:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:08:14):
See that I would do. See now you're in that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:16):
There's no paddling, no peddling. It's great, but I am
not providing.

Speaker 8 (02:08:21):
Nine No reason for me to provide the horsepower for
said vehicles.

Speaker 5 (02:08:28):
Now, when I lived in Ohio City, I did have
this douche a couple doors down who would drive up
and down the street on a penny farthing and I
would have loved to have run him over with my car.

Speaker 18 (02:08:40):
The hell is that?

Speaker 5 (02:08:40):
But it's the giant nineteen twenties bicycle with a giant
front wheel.

Speaker 2 (02:08:44):
Oh in the back yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:08:47):
Oh god, dude had to get a ladder just to
get on the thing. I'm like, who what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (02:08:51):
There was a video that was going viral recently where
some dude was like, Hey, how do you get on
that thing? And the guy's like, oh, let me show
you and he's like walking down the street and he
like puts his foot up and he hops upthing and
just proceeds to cause the most spectacular wipeout you've ever
seen in your entire life. Never gets his hands out
in time. It just lands upon his face. Yeah, and
a laugh my ass off. Sure, unic cycles. Anytime I

(02:09:18):
see people wipe out on that stuff, it just it
makes my day.

Speaker 5 (02:09:20):
Yeah, but a unicycle, I'm fascinated by the ability to
do that. A great practice that has to go into that.
I don't know what the practical applications are unless you're
joining the circus. But I watched some dude eat it
right out here. He was riding one of those, uh
those like one reel skateboard things. Oh yeah, and he

(02:09:42):
was flying and I'm like, what a jerk dressed up
like he was like in a almost like a suit,
like you could tell like that kind of guy. Yeah,
flying and then just like someone like stepped out and
he bit it hard. Those are fun, those one wheels,
though I've been on him, those are a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (02:09:57):
Buddy of mine had one a few years ago.

Speaker 5 (02:09:59):
We were in for visiting him and his wife, and
he had one and they're kind of fun because some
of them you can really go over rocky terrain. But
I think he was trying to show off a little
bit because they were like people around and he ate
it also. But they're they're fun fundamentally, if you kind
of can kind of get your mojo going, they're a.

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
Lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (02:10:17):
But yeah, if somebody jumps out, you're screwed because you're
going at like.

Speaker 2 (02:10:21):
A huge clip. Yeah that's this guy was doing. And
then just all that stuff just annoys the piss out
of me.

Speaker 5 (02:10:26):
Well, you know they sell electric unicycles, right, No, oh
yeah I didn't know. Oh yeah, you get an electric unicycle.
I'm good, get a lot of a hipster, but I'm
also dab with technology, you know. Well yeah, like I
said before, every bike now is an ee bike. Yeah,
so the only form of exercise kids were getting for
a while has been completely removed. Every kid in my

(02:10:47):
neighborhood is on an ee bike, so my whole neighborhood.
It sounds like swarms of bees are going Like I'm like, okay,
so those things just don't explode anymore?

Speaker 13 (02:10:57):
Is beyond you?

Speaker 18 (02:10:58):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
They used to just explode Now they don't do that anymore.
Now they might.

Speaker 5 (02:11:02):
There's any justice in the world, they might. We've got
to go fund me for Caden because his his e
bike exploded and oh really.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
Nothing happened to him. He just lost his e bike.
He's fine, he lost include lose an eye, but that's
going to mess with his step perception.

Speaker 6 (02:11:25):
The Allen Cox Show on one Alan Cox, we used
to describe a school.

Speaker 5 (02:11:36):
It was a complete.

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
The show.

Speaker 4 (02:11:41):
One hundred points, go.

Speaker 2 (02:12:14):
Yellen. How many wheels do that skateboard?

Speaker 9 (02:12:15):
Have you know?

Speaker 2 (02:12:17):
One whee?

Speaker 5 (02:12:20):
Hey? Calvsplay tonight, last of four preseason, then one yet,
but hope springs eternal as they get into the regular season.
One week from tomorrow night, they'll host the Detroit Pistons
tonight over at the Rocket Arena. Is that hip club
available now for people?

Speaker 2 (02:12:39):
No, I'm not there's a way. I don't know. Yeah,
it might be.

Speaker 5 (02:12:42):
I mean, I guess it'll be ready for the They'll
be collecting all their six figure venmos.

Speaker 2 (02:12:49):
I assume he does venmo them one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (02:12:52):
The easiest way to do it Kas Pissons tonight seven
o'clock here on w MMS, your FM home for Cleveland
Cavili Basketball and also on the iHeartRadio app and then
again one week from tomorrow night they will be in
New York to play the Knicks.

Speaker 2 (02:13:07):
That's the season opener.

Speaker 5 (02:13:09):
They will come back for the home opener against the
Milwaukee Bucks on Sunday, the twenty sixth. More tickets for
you to be at that game opening night Tomorrow, Thursday
and Friday at three ten. I'll also have tickets for
you four packs for the Monsters opening night, which is
this Friday. You don't have to wait that long to
get some hockey going. Now, did rob see that airplane

(02:13:31):
crash in Dartmouth, Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
No Datmouth?

Speaker 5 (02:13:35):
Watching the broadcast, all of a sudden, you hear that
damn Boston accent.

Speaker 2 (02:13:39):
Somebody said, take an easy pal.

Speaker 5 (02:13:41):
Plane crash in Dartmouth, Datmouth right near the college Rhode Island.

Speaker 2 (02:13:46):
Couple killed in Dartmouth plane crash.

Speaker 5 (02:13:48):
Oh boy, woman injured crashes on Massachusetts Highway.

Speaker 2 (02:13:53):
Joesus. Wow, right, look at this.

Speaker 5 (02:13:56):
It can't be anything left to that driver hit by
plane on Dartmouth Highway not hurt. I just tucked my
head and prayed to God. This person says that always works. Woweh,
I know that road very well. One person in the

(02:14:18):
car on the ground was also hurt. Wow over a
plane crashed on A one five in Dartmouth this.

Speaker 2 (02:14:23):
Morning and tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:14:24):
Part of the highway remains closed as police wave for
federal and where these.

Speaker 2 (02:14:27):
Two are not locals?

Speaker 5 (02:14:29):
Uh god, tonight with Jade what's her name?

Speaker 2 (02:14:33):
J d Ann Thompson all right, sigators to arrive there
to the scene.

Speaker 12 (02:14:37):
Our nineteen cover starts off live in Dartmouth with Victoria Price.

Speaker 5 (02:14:41):
Victoria, So Joddy on.

Speaker 2 (02:14:45):
I know it's really hard to stet ny dark it
is at this hour, but you're here behind me.

Speaker 11 (02:14:49):
Here those are right next to where the wreckage of
that plane remains tonight here in the median.

Speaker 2 (02:14:55):
Of the interstate.

Speaker 11 (02:14:57):
You have state police down there keeping that lane close,
like you mentioned, keeping this scene protected and intact until
federal investigators can arrive on scene.

Speaker 15 (02:15:06):
But this was just something you know, you don't you
don't expect to the sky.

Speaker 11 (02:15:11):
A surreal site for drivers on I one nine Endartmouth.
The Flaming Record, I'm sorry it's pronounced cereal.

Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
I mean give me the bystanders.

Speaker 11 (02:15:21):
Accent in the highway median after it plunged from the
sky and skid across several lanes of traffic. The single
engine aircraft crashed around eight am after taking off.

Speaker 5 (02:15:31):
The possible injury and active fire and.

Speaker 11 (02:15:34):
Jeff As Thomas and Agatha Perkins of Middletown, Rhode Island
the doomed.

Speaker 2 (02:15:38):
Play Middletown is I do?

Speaker 5 (02:15:40):
Yeah, it's well, they're down to residents Thomas and Agatha Perkins.

Speaker 11 (02:15:45):
This silver sedan fullinging the car off the road amazingly. God,
another car blew a tire when it hit a piece
of the plane was fine.

Speaker 5 (02:15:55):
I wanted a bystander. There's no one standing by all right, anyway,
that's not I stand there.

Speaker 18 (02:16:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:16:01):
I saw this plane came out of the sky and
I was like, nah, dude, planes don't land here on
one ninety five. Kid, there's no way this is going
to come down here. Rapper Cardi b is hoping to
trademark the very specific way. She says, Okay, we're not kidding.

Speaker 18 (02:16:15):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:16):
I can't try it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:20):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (02:16:21):
This guy was an Angel flight pilot. That's what is that.

Speaker 8 (02:16:24):
That's the when they fly like like for charity for
people in need, like medical flights. So he knew what
he was doing. Then, Yeah, it was, Yeah, that sucks. Man,
that's a drag. He was, Yeah, the plane was registered
to the Air Charity Network. Oh my goodness, that that sucks.

Speaker 2 (02:16:41):
Hm Alan.

Speaker 5 (02:16:47):
What about Rob? How does he feel about walking around
on stilts?

Speaker 2 (02:16:52):
How do I feel? You know, I have a We
were talking about Penny Farthings and running.

Speaker 1 (02:16:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:16:55):
I have a pogo stick. You fill up pogo sticks.
I think they're great if you're seven. I don't care
about stilts, Ellen. I love when people ride their shopping
carts and crash on their face.

Speaker 18 (02:17:09):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:17:09):
I do that when I'm pushing a cart into the store.
I will push it and then stand on the back
of the cart say I'll ride the cart.

Speaker 8 (02:17:17):
I do it to embarrass my kids. Well I used
to do it a lot more when we were all
like at the store together.

Speaker 2 (02:17:22):
But yeah, no, I like it. It's fun.

Speaker 23 (02:17:25):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:17:26):
You gotta keep one thing you know about me, Rob,
I've maintained my sense of childlike wonder mm hmm. That's
what people say about me when they meet me. That's
their first impression. He seems like such a child. I
assume that's what they mean.

Speaker 16 (02:17:42):
Tell boys just checking in on dying, laughing, thinking about
you turk or treating outside the studio with some Celsius.
You might as well, dude, you might as well just
take it a little further and write, Celsia is the company.
They may send you a little mini freege, set it outside,
just start letting the whole company take it from you.

Speaker 2 (02:18:02):
What's the difference?

Speaker 10 (02:18:04):
Then you you know, you'll have cases of it in
your garage and you'll get.

Speaker 2 (02:18:09):
Sick of it and we'll move on.

Speaker 10 (02:18:10):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (02:18:11):
Oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (02:18:12):
Were you under the impression that I had never hit
up the Celsius people for a fridge? Why would you
think that they don't need me? By the way, they
that's a white hot brand right now. I've tried to
get my grubby little mits on a Celsius fridge for
the past two years. To know of it, I had somebody,
because they're distributed by Pepsi, so I tried to work
the inside track.

Speaker 2 (02:18:33):
I had somebody hit me up. Oh my god, I
worked for that.

Speaker 5 (02:18:35):
I said, get me a fridge. I'm like, I'll buy
it from you. Nothing, nothing, radio silence. Anytime somebody puts
one for sale online, snapped right up. So yeah, oh,
I've gone that route, trust me and It hasn't been like, Hey,
I talked about you guys a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:18:53):
Because they don't need that. That's not the move. The
move is, hey, if you have an inn, I will
buy one from you. Nothing.

Speaker 5 (02:19:02):
Plane crash, that helicopter crash. They're still figuring that out right. Yeah,
it's crazy. Alec Baldwin crashed, crashed into a tree.

Speaker 2 (02:19:14):
He's in it now.

Speaker 5 (02:19:15):
I have to think that he was just trying to
distract from his wife getting kicked off dancing with the Stars.
You know Ilaria Baldwin, also from Boston. Hey, honey, your
name's Hillary. Just the heads up, dude.

Speaker 2 (02:19:31):
Uh, she got kicked off dancing with the stars.

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
Of course, she SAIDs this because there was so much
online bullying by internet mean girls.

Speaker 2 (02:19:41):
Oh, yes, yes, that's what it was. That's what it was.

Speaker 5 (02:19:43):
There was a lot of bullying going on, and that's
why she got kicked off. Can't you just say I
didn't spend as much time learning to dance as I
should have, or maybe I wasn't as good as the
other contestant rights don't blay blue God. Oh, there was
a lot of bullying. I want to address the elephant
in the room. Yeah, dance like an elephant in the room.

Speaker 2 (02:20:06):
Thud thud, thud thud. Strategic bullying.

Speaker 4 (02:20:10):
And as I feel the darkness.

Speaker 2 (02:20:12):
The strategic bullying that.

Speaker 26 (02:20:15):
Undoubtedly brings to me, I always want to remember that
my life belongs to the whole community, and I want
to leave a lasting mark of.

Speaker 2 (02:20:29):
Well, she must have that good good boy.

Speaker 5 (02:20:31):
I'll tell you what, Alec Baldwin, this guy's like seventy
he just keeps leaving it in.

Speaker 2 (02:20:36):
Yeah, it's like eighty three kids now right, yuh, yeah,
she is obnoxious. Oh my god. He is sixty seven
years old.

Speaker 5 (02:20:45):
She is much She's not that she's forty one, so
I mean she's lovely, but Jesus, I mean Alec Baldwin,
by his own admission, is like, I can't ever stop working.

Speaker 2 (02:20:57):
My house is crawling with children. My life belongs to
the community. Everywhere. Stop with the accent.

Speaker 5 (02:21:05):
Hillary, Well see I didn't hear that though. That's why
that was funny.

Speaker 2 (02:21:07):
I didn't hear that. He threw it in there a
little bit. She always does. She finds a way to hilario.

Speaker 5 (02:21:13):
But also stop why invite nonsense. You get kicked off
dancing with the stars, and now you're in the news.
Because you're saying I got bullied. That's okay, that's how
she stays in the news. You mean like everyone else
who's on reality television where half the people you know
bots probably, but half the people online are like, she sucks.

Speaker 2 (02:21:36):
It was a big weech hunt because of who my
husband is.

Speaker 5 (02:21:42):
He and Stephen Baldwin were in the car and they
drove into a tree. Maybe he saw her interview and
he's like, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
Could have gotten a two for one Baldwin special there.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
We got to cut me off in a truck, big
garbage truck. I meane, a garbish truck the size of
a whale. Never seen a garbish truck. It must have
been something.

Speaker 13 (02:21:59):
Come.

Speaker 5 (02:22:00):
I love his voice, though, boy, I love Alec Baldwin's voice. Jesus,
the cinematic monologues. This guy has had people love his
voice so much they just give him long passages of dialogue, right,
Glengarry Glenn Ross. His one massive scene in that movie
Coffee Is for Closers. A movie called Malice, which I

(02:22:21):
never hear people talk about, but I love that movie.
Him and Nicole Kidman, big twist at the end. But
he does this whole board room monologue about how he Oh,
I am God, he's a surgeon. Love Alec Baldwin. I
don't care what anybody says about alcoholt I love Alec Baldwin.
Everybody goes, oh, he's a woke libtard. And his wife's fine, fine, fine, fine,

(02:22:45):
Love Alec Baldwin. He was driving on wet roads and
he says that there was a garbage truck right there
and sloppy and steven. Of course, from the usual suspect's fame,
that was his high watermark. Right. You want to talk
about opposite ends of the professional spectrum. His brother was
in the usual suspects and biodome.

Speaker 6 (02:23:09):
Garbage truck.

Speaker 1 (02:23:10):
I made a garbish truck the size of a whale.
I never seen a garbish truck. It must have been
something commercial for like taking away the material from construction something.
It was the biggest garbigh truck I've ever seen any Anyway,
to avoid hitting him, I hit a tree. I had
a big fat tree and crushed my car, my wife's car,
best all I'll find and on tied and my brother's
puppety buck and my best car is he smashed up

(02:23:32):
big tree, big fat tree.

Speaker 16 (02:23:34):
Hmm.

Speaker 5 (02:23:36):
He crashed Iadia's rain drover into a giant tree. Well,
hopefully they can replace it. Out there in the Hampton's
rob out there on the longest island, the longest of
long with his brother Stephen Baldwin. Yeah, so he had
one kids, a grown girl, right, Remember the voicemail recordings

(02:23:57):
back in the day. Wasn't Stephen the one he did
talk to? One of them's real Jesus. He there's Daniel,
there's Steven.

Speaker 24 (02:24:04):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (02:24:04):
I think maybe Stephen Israel Jesus. I thought Stephen was
the one that they didn't speak for a long time.
Oh maybe, yeah, maybe, But I remember him primarily from
Biodome and the usual suspects.

Speaker 2 (02:24:16):
Stephen was Biodome. Yeah, yeah, pay Shore.

Speaker 1 (02:24:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (02:24:20):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:24:20):
So he has Ireland Baldwin right, his one child with
Kim Basinger, very acrimonious relationship growing up, right, the whole
lot of stuff going on there.

Speaker 2 (02:24:31):
He has seven more kids with his current wife.

Speaker 5 (02:24:34):
Hell no, father of eight, the guy sixty seven and
like seven under like ten. I think I think his
oldest kid is you know now again to hear him
tell it, he's having the time of his life and
I have no reason to doubt him. But I'm just thinking,
oh my god, I'm fifty four, I get a nine
year old, you know what I mean? I was almost

(02:24:56):
out Alec Baldwin's white Range Rover hit a tree. This
guy has had a wild couple of years, hasn't he.
I mean he was worried he was going to go
to jail for a while for that shooting on the
movie set. Yep, Jesus. But like I would think that
if you were listening. He's a very famous guy. Obviously

(02:25:18):
his wife wants a lot of that spotlight too. That's
why she's doing Dancing with the Stars. But she gets
voted off like everybody but one person does on these shows.
And it was online bullies who did.

Speaker 2 (02:25:32):
Her hitter in. Yeah. Yeah, that's not hilarious at all.
Wmms Rob on Instagram. Thank you, Thank you, sir.

Speaker 5 (02:25:43):
See us a couple of Sundays from now zipping around
men are on a tandem bike.

Speaker 1 (02:25:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:25:50):
Sandy Alamar Senior died.

Speaker 5 (02:25:52):
By the way, speaking of your Cleveland Guardian, well, Indians,
not guardians. Sandy Alamar Senior died. DiAngelo died. We were
I was talking about Dangelo. Remember d Angelo. He was
the He had that Brown Sugar song back in the day.
It was we were just talking about the Rolling Stone.
They did that two hundred and fifty Greatest Songs of
the twenty first century, and he was number twenty four.

(02:26:13):
D'Angelo had like colon cancer or something. I guess he
kept it on the low and only close friends knew.

Speaker 2 (02:26:19):
And he died. He's fifty one. Incredible sandwich shops too.
He's huge, rob see me after the show.

Speaker 18 (02:26:27):
We Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:26:28):
Grammy winning soul music icon passes after pancreatic cancer.

Speaker 2 (02:26:34):
Boy, that'll get you. He's got two grown sons in
their late twenties. Head sorry, had.

Speaker 5 (02:26:44):
The mother of his first son, Angie Stone. Oh, I
forgot Angie Stone died. So Angie soone was his baby
mama for one kid? I forgot Angie Stone died.

Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
What a bummer. Somebody make sure Jill Scott's okay. Uh yeah.
DiAngelo dead of fifty one.

Speaker 5 (02:27:05):
And then Sandy Alomar Senior died and of course this
guy he had home run sperm boy right two Cleveland
baseball legends, this guy sires. Sandy Alomar Senior dies at
eighty one. Sandy Almar Junior, of course still with the
Guardians and Roberto Alomar Hall of Famer.

Speaker 2 (02:27:30):
Died in Puerto Rico, where he is from.

Speaker 5 (02:27:34):
Played. Who do you play for the Yankees? You want
a world Senior? The Yankees?

Speaker 2 (02:27:38):
Yeah, Senior. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
But his greatest contribution to the sport of abbathable, particularly
to Cleveland, are his two successful sons.

Speaker 2 (02:27:50):
Very successful.

Speaker 5 (02:27:51):
Yes, Junior played for a decade.

Speaker 2 (02:27:53):
For the Indians and he's one of the base coaches.
He's still with the organization.

Speaker 5 (02:27:57):
Yeah. But like people love Sandy Alomar Junior and Cleveland
as they should. And Roberto who was here for a
cup of coffee. Inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
in twenty eleven. Sandy Alamar Senior played for the Braves
in the early sixties, went to play for the Astros,
the Mets, and.

Speaker 2 (02:28:17):
The Chicago White sax I remember that? Who's that? The
Chicago White sax familiar? I'm sorry they are the other
team in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (02:28:26):
Yes, okay, the first one to win a World Series,
rob thank you very much, back in two thousand and five.
What have they done since? Have they capitalized on that success?

Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
No, they have not. But what are you gonna do?

Speaker 5 (02:28:43):
So Sandy Alomar Senior, because somebody texted me they're like, oh,
your third celebrity death is di'angelo.

Speaker 2 (02:28:49):
I'm like, in Sandy Elmore.

Speaker 5 (02:28:52):
After a distinguished career, that's the best anybody can hope for,
is a distinguished career because he was he was a
coach for the Cubs and he played for the White Sox.
So he's beloved in Chicago. Two like White Sox legend
Jim Tomey. Right, that's a guy who you know, he
did a couple of things here and then shattered all

(02:29:15):
kinds of records.

Speaker 2 (02:29:16):
With the White Sox.

Speaker 8 (02:29:18):
So who falls off the list in order of celebrity then,
for if it comes in threes, you got to get
rid of one of them.

Speaker 5 (02:29:24):
Who goes between Diane Keat oh Ian Watkins? Yeah yeah,
yeah he got murdered in prison. Yeah, he dips off.
Absolutely didn't want to mention Sandy Alomar and DiAngelo. I
only mentioned Ian Watkins because I was having a celebratory drink.

Speaker 2 (02:29:40):
Yeah, came in threes, right, Yeah, now he's gone. It's
off the list.

Speaker 5 (02:29:44):
Yeah, celebrities coming threes, and if they're really famous, they
do it in tens.

Speaker 2 (02:29:47):
Hey, Oh so dumb.

Speaker 6 (02:29:53):
Ellen Carr Show on one call the Alan Cox Show.

Speaker 16 (02:30:01):
Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is
normal becoming abnormal two one.

Speaker 18 (02:30:07):
Six seven eight one double oh seven or three four
eighty one double oh.

Speaker 5 (02:30:11):
Seven from Rush new al called roll the Bounds, Tell
by the way Tomorrow morning or over again. Seven point
thirty is going to tell you when Stansbury is going

(02:30:33):
to play the song of the day. If you're trying
to get yourself to the Rush show next well, what
are we giving away tickets for both?

Speaker 2 (02:30:39):
Or just the one?

Speaker 5 (02:30:40):
Just the one? Ruse they added the second one, So
we're going to wait tickets for that September seventeenth show.
Cleveland one of seven cities that they're doing shows with
their new drummer, Anika Nillis, who is fantastic. If you
haven't may have heard the name, but if you haven't
followed up with her, you should.

Speaker 2 (02:30:57):
She's great.

Speaker 5 (02:30:59):
And the band gave us five pair of tickets and
so we're Dole and Nisa over the next eleven months.
So tomorrow morning, Thursday and Friday morning, Rover will tell
you at seven thirty when Stansbury is going to play
the song of the day. And then you'll get tickets
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that's right

(02:31:19):
here in Cleveland. Rob is it, and uh yeah, Rush
proud members going on a decade plus now.

Speaker 2 (02:31:26):
Of being in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 5 (02:31:29):
And then on Friday will announce who gets the first
pair of tickets, So only five of you will qualify.
You get a pretty good chance. So seven thirty tomorrow,
listen to RMG. He'll tell you when that song is
and then Stansbury will play it for you. You've got
to listen closely, though, because Rob's a little flying ointman
over here, and he might try to jam you up.

(02:31:50):
Not jam you up, but keep you on your toes.

Speaker 2 (02:31:54):
And promised maybe keep you on your toes. Cavaliers will
play two nights.

Speaker 5 (02:32:00):
It is their last preseason game here at the Rocket Arena,
seven o'clock tip off here on the buzzard, six point
thirty pre game, and then they got about a week
to look over everything decide what they want to do.
The Cavaliers, of course, in for a marathon, not a sprint.

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It's a long season. Pity the poor son of a
bitch who gets hurt in Game one, whoever that might
be maybe nobody but Calves Pistons tonight seven o'clock. The
season opener for the Calves next Wednesday night, and then
the home opener is here on the twenty sixth, that

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Sunday against the Milwaukee Bucks. More tickets for you to
be there tomorrow around three ten, and you can listen,
of course on the iHeartRadio amp if you're so inclined.

Speaker 25 (02:32:52):
Listening to you guys from my Belief Thursday show talking
about how you would go to a show to see
animals that or larger than they should be and you
find them more enjoyable.

Speaker 5 (02:33:03):
I say that.

Speaker 25 (02:33:06):
When they are larger or smaller, their entertainment value is
directly in proportion to how much larger or smaller they are.

Speaker 2 (02:33:16):
Gene from Paramau huh, gene from Parma. Gene from Parma.

Speaker 5 (02:33:21):
So the entertainment value of an animal is in direct
proportion to how outsized they are, either bigger or smaller.
What were we talking about, Like, it's only fun if
you get like a teacup donkey?

Speaker 2 (02:33:35):
Oh yeah, yeah? Is a teacup donkey a thing? Because
that'd be fun, you know, if we're going to be.

Speaker 5 (02:33:44):
People of a religious persuasion in general, seem to be
against a lot of genetic modifications, right, They don't care
about it so much in their food, even though to
them God made those two. But they take a particular
umbrage when it comes to gene modification.

Speaker 2 (02:34:01):
With people.

Speaker 5 (02:34:04):
And if we've got all of this technology before it
really goes off the rails, and it will, we should
at least have some fun with it.

Speaker 2 (02:34:15):
We should go down swinging.

Speaker 5 (02:34:17):
You know, I'm not suggesting like Jurassic Park type stuff,
but we should be making, you know, bay animals, little
animals for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 2 (02:34:27):
Why is there no zoo devoted to that. I want
a teacup donkey.

Speaker 5 (02:34:33):
Genetically modified animal zoo. Yeah, I'm not sayingthing crazy. I
mean I realized that the risk you run with that
is that you're you're gonna give up your biodiversity. You're
also going to give up like a normal lifespan. Right,

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you start messing with animals, they're not going to live
very long because there's gonna be all kinds of genetic anomalies.
But for the mean time, I guess you'd have all
the animal rights groups up in arms as well. However,
can you advocate for an animal that as of twenty
four hours ago, didn't even exist, wasn't wasn't that an
episode of what we do in the shadows? Wasn't he

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making animals and they're like, oh, you gotta get rid
of this one. Yeah, it's gonna destroy it. Now that
you mentioned it, I think that he was, yeah, yes,
very good, thank you send it away.

Speaker 19 (02:35:29):
That.

Speaker 2 (02:35:32):
Yeah, I want a nice lama in the back there.

Speaker 18 (02:35:35):
That that.

Speaker 12 (02:35:39):
All?

Speaker 2 (02:35:39):
No, forget.

Speaker 5 (02:35:40):
Stephen Baldwin is Justin Bieber's father in law. That's right,
all right, he's what's Haley Haley? He's Haley Baldwin's dad
who is married to Houstin Bieber.

Speaker 2 (02:35:57):
At least for now, I watch by Dome. I haven't
seen Biodome in years.

Speaker 19 (02:36:02):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:36:02):
I want to watch that again.

Speaker 5 (02:36:03):
It's like my wife's favorite movie is such a good movie, Biodome.

Speaker 2 (02:36:06):
You know, it's so dumb, but it's so funny. I
can't appreciate it as much as some other people do.
Oh it's dumb, man.

Speaker 5 (02:36:14):
I love Paulie and I love the whole thing. So
it's yeah, no understood, it's dumb. But some movies are
dumb and I still love them. Biodome is fine, Kylie Minoguan.

Speaker 2 (02:36:24):
That movie famously.

Speaker 5 (02:36:25):
Yeah, William Atherton, of course it was the uh fly
in the ointment in the first die Hard right he
was also, wasn't he the Ghostbuster? Said Dick and Ghostbuster.
He's the e p a guy in ghostbusteres.

Speaker 21 (02:36:41):
Ellen.

Speaker 2 (02:36:42):
I want a guinea side. I'm sorry, Oh take it easy, Jesus,
christ dal Jesus.

Speaker 5 (02:36:52):
I want a guinea pig sized k person a guinea
pig size Koala, Well, it'd certainly go through a lot
less eucalyptus. I only like Kohala is doing heavy metal.
That's what I prefer on't Yeah, it's pretty good. Sounds
like chuck shoulder. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37:18):
And that's a mating song right there. How about that? Alan?

Speaker 5 (02:37:24):
Think of how big Alec Baldwin's hog must be to
impregnate a forty one year old Seven times.

Speaker 2 (02:37:32):
You have to explain to this guy how it works.

Speaker 5 (02:37:34):
I was gonna say, it doesn't matter what size it is.
I got to get it in there, I mean, granted,
and then leave it in there. The fresher the mayo,
the better the sandwich. But still, how massive is hog is?
This person has giant hogs on the brain, which brings
us back to guinea pig sized koalas.

Speaker 2 (02:37:55):
This guy has massive hogs on the brain a sow.
If you will.

Speaker 27 (02:38:01):
Hmm, all right, Allen, this is Ridgetown Jackson, will fod
listen to out of the show today.

Speaker 5 (02:38:08):
Rich always comes out the gate. Yep, He's like, Allen,
Oh whoa, all right, all right, deep.

Speaker 2 (02:38:16):
Breath, I'm here for it.

Speaker 27 (02:38:18):
Okay, Allen, this is Ridgetown Jackson. Before listen to lout
to the show today. I just heard you took a
helicopter ride as a kid, but you famously go on
about how your family didn't travel when you were a kid.
You didn't take a plane ride until you were like
twenty three. What was this helicopter trip you went on, sir,
I need more details, please fill us down.

Speaker 2 (02:38:37):
Twenty one.

Speaker 5 (02:38:38):
I wasn't on an airplane until I was twenty one,
but I didn't go on a helicopter trip. I went
on a helicopter ride when I was a kid. My
dad used to take us to something called Sandwich Days. Now,
this is in the town of Sandwich, Illinois, which is

(02:38:59):
probably an hour northwest of the city. I don't know
if we have Bureau chiefs up we actually do we
have a bureau chief in DeKalb, Illinois, I believe, maybe not.
That's where Northern Illinois University is. But Sandwich, Illinois is
not far from there, and they had it's in the

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middle of nowhere, okay, and they had Sandwich Days. The
town's like seven thousand people, and so they'd have this
big thing around Labor Day where you could go out there.
They'd have food and then you know, that was the
extent of my dad wanting to go do something with
Sandwich Days. One year, when I was like eight or

(02:39:43):
nine years old, they had helicopter rides. I don't know
if they still do that. In retrospect, I can't believe
they did it. Then there was tremendously safe, bubble looking
helicopters for like mash like a Hawkeye piers hopping out,
but no, Like at the time, I was like, this
is amazing, But in retrospect, I was like, oh my god,

(02:40:03):
they were giving people helicopter rides. I mean, you're all
buckle in obviously and everything, but you know, and you know,
they let me be the gunner rob. That was the
best part. I was having a hell of a time
out there.

Speaker 2 (02:40:15):
It was so fun. For a little kid.

Speaker 5 (02:40:20):
So yeah, Rich, I didn't. I this wasn't part of
some travel excursion.

Speaker 16 (02:40:26):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:40:26):
They take you a little pass around the the fair grounds,
the campgrounds, you get a you know, pretty nice radius
going and then they'd set you back down again.

Speaker 2 (02:40:38):
So it was a helicopter ride, not a trip.

Speaker 23 (02:40:41):
I love.

Speaker 2 (02:40:41):
Rich always has it like a gotcha moment too, He's like, I.

Speaker 5 (02:40:43):
Got it this time, Well, I got youa It can
feel like that, but I'm gonna I'm gonna give him
the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes he does try to
get me on a gotcha and sometimes he gets me,
so there's no getting time.

Speaker 13 (02:40:57):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:40:59):
Yes, Sandwich Days, which they probably still do if I
go to the Sandwich, Illinois homepage, do they do Sandwich
Days ironically didn't serve a lot of sandwiches there. Odd
it was mostly fair food, fair fair you know, guinea

(02:41:20):
pig size koala on a stick, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:41:23):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 5 (02:41:24):
Now it's Freedom Days, of course, the Freedom Days there
in Sandwich, Illinois. But that's where I took a helicopter
ride as a young boy with my dad, just the
two yas. I know. I think it was me and
my middle brother, my youngest brother. I don't think was

(02:41:44):
big enough yet. I think it was like four.

Speaker 2 (02:41:48):
But they had a petting zoo and they had pony
rides and you know, and I.

Speaker 5 (02:41:55):
I demanded to ride a painted pony rob and they
didn't care for reference, quite frankly. But you know, we
were talking about blood, sweat and tears yesterday and made
me think of that what CRUs up and so yeah, yeah,
Sandwich days. I bet they don't do helicopter rides anymore,

(02:42:18):
because here's what I think it was. And there are
some communities that have this. There's like an old guy
with a helicopter. You know, my wife's family is from
Bay City, Michigan, and there was an old guy in
their town who just like collected decommissioned military vehicles. So
like this, the town tank was this guy's and he

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had a helicopter and he had you know, he had
like an old you know, military vehicle graveyard or something.

Speaker 2 (02:42:46):
And I think that's what it was.

Speaker 5 (02:42:47):
There was a guy in town who had a chopper
and they let him take people up in it.

Speaker 2 (02:42:54):
So it was a very could possibly go wrong.

Speaker 5 (02:42:57):
Well that's what I mean. In retrospect, I'm like oh
my god, but it was.

Speaker 2 (02:43:02):
It was the early eighties. Man, it was different time. Man,
free living Bro. I'll tell you what. Bro taped me
up in your chopper. Bad thing looks fine, man, Just
throw some duct tape on that bitch.

Speaker 12 (02:43:14):
What is this thing new?

Speaker 1 (02:43:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:43:16):
Man, dude, every fourth bullet's a tracer. Man, it's dope.

Speaker 15 (02:43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:43:26):
I was like Chuck Sheen and Platoon. So anyway, Uh,
it wasn't a helicopter guinea pig hunt.

Speaker 2 (02:43:35):
No, it was nothing like that. It would be.

Speaker 5 (02:43:39):
Really hard to see those too. Alan in the novel
of Jurassic Park.

Speaker 2 (02:43:46):
All right. In the novel Jurassic Park.

Speaker 5 (02:43:50):
Go Outside, Nerve, get out, who Road Jurassic Park, Michael
Crichton YEP to fund Jurassic Park showcases a genetically modified
teacup elephant the size of a house cat. All right,
this is what I'm talking about. Okay, So it's they
didn't start with a t rex. That was his you

(02:44:11):
know that where that was their first pass right, That
was to get a round of get some VC cash.

Speaker 2 (02:44:18):
He's like, I've got a elephant the size of a
house cat. Who's that? Richard Attenborough in the film Yep.

Speaker 5 (02:44:30):
Alan I didn't know that I could dislike mayonnaise more
than I already do. But then you discussed it adjacent
to mister schwetty balls.

Speaker 2 (02:44:37):
Bravo.

Speaker 5 (02:44:37):
Yeah, no, listen, I'm not a mayo guy either, but
I do love the tangy zip of miracle whip and
the frest I just used mayo in the kind of
the general sense. The fresher the mayo, the better the sandwich.
And so when you have old dads like Alec Baldwin,
but his kids look fine, they got all their fingers

(02:44:59):
and toes, a cute kids. I mean his wife is hot. Yeah,
but it does. And they've been together a while and
he knows who he married and so does she. But
you know, it does test the limits of you know,
how hot somebody can be and you're still willing to

(02:45:19):
go Okay, okay, Behind every hot person is a spouse
sic of tag and him.

Speaker 2 (02:45:27):
Am I right?

Speaker 5 (02:45:29):
I remember when I was in Pittsburgh, I didn't have
an office. I had a locker. I've got you right,
that's right, AnyWho, And on the inside of the locker
next to me, the guy had I mean this is
early aughts. He had a printed photo of this buxome

(02:45:50):
young woman just spilling out everywhere of her bathing suit
on the beach, and it said for every hot chick
or some dude who's tired of taking her shrimp. Yeah,
which is funny ha ha, But I was like, why
is that on the in why is that your motivational
poster on the inside of your locker?

Speaker 2 (02:46:12):
Was that his wife?

Speaker 12 (02:46:13):
No?

Speaker 10 (02:46:14):
No, no, no.

Speaker 19 (02:46:17):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:46:17):
It was like a stock photo of some crazy, voluptuous
hottie on the beach, you know, in a neon green bikiti,
printed out in color, taped to the unlike you know, eleven.

Speaker 2 (02:46:31):
And a half by your printer paper.

Speaker 26 (02:46:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:46:32):
I just updated on the inside of his locker. Yeah,
why is that your Why is that your motivational thing?
But that was what he wanted.

Speaker 5 (02:46:45):
He wanted to remind himself, as though you wouldn't already
know it. No matter how hot a lady is, somewhere
there's a guy tired of taking her crap.

Speaker 2 (02:46:57):
Shut up, bitch, and vice versa. It's why he is
in the spouse right.

Speaker 5 (02:47:03):
Hey, if you're a time with somebody you love, I
put your arms around him and put your hand on
their heart and say I love.

Speaker 6 (02:47:11):
You, I love you bitch.

Speaker 5 (02:47:14):
That's what happened to that Kevin Gate show. And now
I must leave you as the Brady bunch is on
and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

Speaker 6 (02:47:23):
Get out of here.

Speaker 7 (02:47:24):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.

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One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you.

Speaker 12 (02:47:52):
And will all Narites remember, oh it is paid. And
when you want that heavy screens, remember it works both ways.

Speaker 7 (02:48:06):
You'll disappear in a wink. Unless you can double think,
you'll vanish into the blue. Big Brother is watching you.