November 5, 2025 • 190 mins
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All right, I have, I've applied my lip bomb. I've
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Like us that.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Hey, my name is Alan Cox. Hi, thanks for being here.
Please grate mister Rob Anthony, what's up?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Man?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
As you would a long lost friend. Perhaps you like
to join us, we'd love to have you. Phone numbers
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Dare I pick up this call? That's ringing right now?
Rob fly? You could?
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good day?
Speaker 9 (01:47):
Hold up?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Did you did you start the stream on YouTube?
Speaker 7 (01:50):
I sure did? Okay, hold on?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
How's that? I hit it? But I hit it again.
It looks like we've got this happened a.
Speaker 11 (02:00):
Hair all right.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
I want to make sure that I set it all up.
I dialed it up here come stay ba all right,
good it's there.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Hi everybody?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Mm hm, well maybe there was another Amazon Web Services
outage again row oh boy, we were.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Reeling from that anyway.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Two one six five seven eight one double oh seven
or eight hundred and three four eight one double oh seven.
Some of you a text if you like that number
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
And uh what else?
Speaker 12 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
By the way, you know this show shows up wherever
people get podcasts, we point them to the iHeartRadio app
because it's free. It doesn't cost you one thin gilder. Now,
there are a lot of platforms that don't charge you
anything unless you want some premium service from them. But
I did hear from who I think this was Eric
and Penn Hills. So our show is on our app
(03:03):
and it shows up an Apple Podcasts, it's in Spotify
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And Eric sends me an email.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
He goes, hey, did you know that Spotify names the
segments of your podcast? Have you ever seen this?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No? Okay, well all I do.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I you know, sometimes I'll go and I'll make sure
that our show is on these respective platforms, just to
know that whichever one people choose, they'll be able to
find this crap that we do every day. And now
a little behind the scenes, when I am doing the
podcast during the show, I'm the one that's doing that.
During the program, I'm putting the segments together so that
I can post them later on. I will give the
(03:39):
segments little penny pithy names, right yep. Like we had
a guy named Kevin call yesterday and he was kind
of all over the road, and I named the segment
Kevin sent. Now they you know, they're really stupid whatever
they're pony, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They make me laugh.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
It's just one more way to inject some levity into
the show and my people might listen to it later on.
We were talking about all of the crazy things going
on in Alliance, Ohio. Towards the end of the show yesterday,
it's where Rob's daughter goes to college there Mount Union,
and I called the segment three Truths and Alliance Rob.
(04:17):
Now it's just that cad of hilarity. Anyway, all I'm
saying is, I'll give this segment's little punny names or whatever.
Spotify just completely calls them something AI generated. Right, So
really one segment is called Welcome to the Show, voting
and local Impact. My point is if you were to
dial up this show on that service and look at
(04:37):
these segments, you'd be like, Jesus Christ, what is this show?
Speaker 13 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So if it's it's what I just did.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
There's chapters, Yeah, chapters, just AI generated vanilla names of chapters.
This could be any show. Christmas Decor and corporate hiring
Hurdles was.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
The one I said, could be.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Any show, because this is what I'm saying, because.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
We were talking about back here in the corner. You know,
they're setting up for Magic to flip the Christmas So
they've got what I referred to as a festive glory
hole back here, which is just like a giant oversized
switch so they can flip on Christmas and then they
got the tree back here right, and then we were
talking about how I was bashing my head against a
wall in the pursuit. We both were in the pursuit
(05:22):
of trying to hire a phone screener for this show,
which side note, Rob, we are in process of doing that,
legit le.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Process, Like I made progress today.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
So we made spoke to one of our higher ups,
one of our muckety MUCKs, and he had no idea
what we were talking about, and we said, can we
get this done?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And he said yes, yeah, and it got done like
right away. Now he and I go back aways.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
So I hope that maybe that had something to do
with it, But in general he's a can do guy.
He is so anyway, So that again chapter, I don't
know what they're doing because that chapter is three minutes
and twenty seconds long, So I don't know how. I
would really like to find a way to hit them
up and go, hey, don't do this please, because like
that chapter three minutes and twenty seconds. Yeah, I don't
(06:10):
know the next one. No, actually I think that's the counter. Sorry,
that's not the length of the segment. That's the counter
on the show. So you know, uh, the other one
is called AI Poetry and a first time excavator caller
because we have that guy call right, He's like, I
never called the show before I listened to you. I
work for an excavating company. Okay, that's what Spotify AI
generated the chapter. So anyway, anybody coming to this show
(06:34):
randomly would look at these and go, ugh, what is
this because they're not getting the full tilt boogie of
my punny, hilarious segment names Rob Holiday, Depression and Rumors, Album,
Deep Dive.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Final Thoughts, and where to find rc Cola.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Like what? So thank you to Eric for pointing that
out to me, because I would not have noticed that.
But Jesus Christ, this is what AI is bringing us.
By the way, one more way, one more way. AI
is not going to beat us, at least at a
pun level. Rob.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know, they will never outpun the masters.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
We we were talking briefly yesterday about how Rob and
I are going to be making an appearance tomorrow night
in the unlikeliest of places. We're going to be at
a country concert charity event in Medina, which you're welcome
to go twenty five bucks ahead. They're trying to raise
money for the Travis Mills Foundation. Yeah, thanks to everyone
who did that. By the way, a lot of people did.
(07:33):
After we email from Jeffy had like twenty people bought tickets.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So good. We look forward to seeing you. So that's
tomorrow night. You know, Robin and I will be there.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
But that segment when we talked about it is called
supporting wounded veterans at a country concert.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's exactly what we're doing so right, So it's really distilling.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
It's really taken the juge out of, at least as
far as Spotify is concerned, all of the work that
I put into in these when I do our podcast
and push out for public consumption, AI is just completely
glossed over the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So it has your description at the top.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, And then once you get into I.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Don't know when this started, Halloween costume fun and a
UFC fan argument. I don't even know what that is
UFC UFC. I know they're going to have a UFC
fight in the Law of the White House, natch, But
a UFC fan argument.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We did bring.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Something did come up UFC, I remember because I said
bare knuckle boxing and then yesterday or the Yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Okay, Well, anyway, AI is an auto generating names of
chapters for this show over there on Spotify. So I
would really like to hit them up, talk to whoever
is required for me to talk to and go.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
They don't do that. Uh, it's not necessary.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
And by the way, if they're breaking them up to
be more easily consumable, nobody is going to listen to
that based on the title alone.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Nobody's like, Oh, I got to hear their thoughts. I've
been wondering where to find URC Cola. I've got two
minutes I can dedicate to this segment.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
I mean, it is the cola of Royalty Rob. It's
right in the name. Is that what it stands for?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Royal Crown Cola?
Speaker 13 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
What'd you think it was? Remote control cola?
Speaker 13 (09:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, Hey, I got a break.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Got some money on the way, Rob's cool Cola, the
official soft drake of the Cleveland.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
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Speaker 15 (09:28):
MMS, Bring Dead Entertainment throughout History, The Cup and Ball,
The O Yo Bomb, The Allen Cock Show on WMMS.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I got money for it about ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
That next keyword courtesy of the Buzzard Bookie could put
one thousand dollars in your pocket. By the way, I
always know that the audience will catch me up when
my mind has turned to Apple Sauce. Talking on top
of the show about the podcast being rendered in AI
generated chapters over there on Spotify, and I couldn't remember.
(10:13):
One of them said UFC argument, and everybody started blowing
me up, as when that guy started arguing with me
at the Halloween party.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's like, I don't think I don't know who you
thought you saw, but it wasn't Connor McGregor.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I'm like, bro, I was right there. What are you
talking about? And so thank you everybody who reminded me.
I know that when I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
And did you happen to catch the name of the
Jenna Jamison podcast, The World of Jenna, World of Jenna.
Wouldn't you think you'd go with like Jenna Tell's.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well, the line that jumped out at me was we
call the shots. Yeah, oh you listen, good for you.
How do you not use Jenna Tell's Jenna tel because
is it her? She's not She's the host of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, that girl is that girl who doesn't do porn
is the host of the podcast I'll walk you through.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I want to listen to you. I thought Jenna Jamison
was in it.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Well, I think it's probably stories and anecdotes from her,
but they have this girl hosting it. Do you think
Jens Jenna Tell's that is fantastic. Now let's see how
Spotify flattens that out today's show.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
They can't write that out?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh my god, pornography question and yeah, Jenna Tell's right, Hello,
who's this?
Speaker 13 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
This is uh. I just tried like the end of
your one t alliance thing?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Uh two truth?
Speaker 9 (11:47):
Yeah, sir, ship's about rock star lived at Alliance? I said,
he I'm sorry, I thought you said about rock star
that lived in Alliance?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Is there a rock star who lives in Alliance?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
There actually is?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Why were you laughing?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Do you know what's going on?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Which is because it just it just came out of
nowhere that I was like.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
He's like, I thought it said something about there was
a rock star an alliance or something at college or
something goes to college.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I think he was probably referring to his daughter as
a rock star who's kind of being folksy.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Who are you talking about? Brian Dale George Lydel. He's
actually from the La Sunset Strip band. Actually I'm a
bass player and the band's called Angelus and we actually
played Oklahoma this year. But he lives in an alliance now.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Angelus Angelus as in Los Angeles but as in Angels,
but without the l O s Angelus.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
But he'll tell you the first albums called We Are
No Angels.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Got kept saying.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
That, Yeah, okay, is that he is that still an
active band?
Speaker 16 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Yeah, Like I said, we just played Oklahoma this year.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Rock Olahoma and how and what? How many stages are there?
And which stage are you guys on?
Speaker 9 (13:07):
We were on the opening stages our.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
First year there. There's three stages.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
You know, it's Eddie Trunk's thing out there. You know,
five Finger Death Punch was there breaking Benjamin Marilyn Manson
Oreo on team.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So it was a good time. You guys had fun.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was a really good time. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
I misunderstood.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
I thought you said that my rock started Lions that
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Are they talking about Dale?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh well now we know Brow, we know, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Thank you about they checked the band out.
Speaker 17 (13:36):
We just dropped a new album.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You just dropped a new album. I'm looking at it
right now. Yeah, wow, all right, yeah, okay, thank you man.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Yah.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
They played one of our songs on Stansbury a couple
of years ago and they're doing the local thing.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Well yeah, all right, well okay, I'll check it out. Man,
all right, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Bell there you there's uh Brian from you know.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I started laughing because he said he said, you guys
were talking about a rock star from Alliance, And I
was like, what did this guy miscure us say? Because
I doubt when I thought I did not say rock star,
you didn't either. No, but but now we know there
is one Angelus dale Lytel know they are evil and good.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, hold on.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean it's a lot just from the jock. I
don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What was his name?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
And the guy? Yeah, I think Brian. He said he
played bass. I think huh. He said they played Rockklahoma.
That's the same company that does Sonic Temple.
Speaker 12 (15:08):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, well, good brand new album out?
Speaker 13 (15:15):
Uh all right?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Huh cool?
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Where No Angels is the album he is talking about
from nineteen eighty four. Now, I had never heard of
that band before in my life, and I've heard I'm
hipped to some pretty obscure la. Maybe Corey Roddick has heard.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Of them as a rock band, Yeah, he does, anybody would?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, all right, jesus, I assume by now you've seen
video of that Louisville plane crash. He has plane that
I thought that it took off and then crashed right after. No,
I guess they're figuring out that, like one of the
engines fell off as it was trying to take off,
So did it even get airborne?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think that. I think the front of the plane
started to come up.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Right like they were trying to ascend, and then it
blew up. Yeah, I'll show you this on the live stream.
It's pretty wild. There's a lot of different angles of this,
as you.
Speaker 18 (16:04):
Might suspect, shortly after takeoff, killing seven people and injuring
at least eleven. More So, this moment captured on this
dash can video shows when the plane crashed, ripping through
local businesses, including a petroleum recycling facility, which set off
for secondary explosion.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (16:23):
The crash left a massive trail of fire and thick
black smoke for miles.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
What are that?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh, so dash can there in a parking lot?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
I mean a huge, huge trail path right of this
crash was a cargo plane. Yeah ups yeah.
Speaker 18 (16:42):
An employee of nearby Kentucky Truck and Parts captured the scene.
It took hundreds of firemen to contain the fire. Schools
in the state's largest school district are closed today and
a shelter in place order is in effect for a
one mile radius around the crash site. A team of
more than two dozen from the NTS he will travel
to Louisville today to head the investigators.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Crazy. I love lovell Kent talking. We have a lot
of bureau chieves there. It's crazy when you see that
aerial view of the path. It's like that movie Knowing.
I always thinking of this plane crash scene in the
movie Knowing, which is probably fifteen years old now, with
Nicholas Cage. He's this guy that discovers some numbers, you know,
one of these numerology movies or whatever, and there's a
scene where there's a have you seen that movie?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Remember you know what I'm talking about that scene.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
I haven't seen the movie. It's an amazing scene in
the way it's shot, in the special effects and they're
they're he'sy in traffic and there's a monsoon and he
gets out of his car to find out what's going on,
and he's talking to a guy behind him. There's a
plane that's just coming out of the sky in this
just massive crash and giant trail of fire and smoke
and you know, and then he runs to the plane
(17:48):
crash to try to help people, and these people running
around on fire. It's unbelievable, the scene in that film.
But yeah, that's wild. So they I think the death
rolls up to nine homes in that path, I think,
but you know, out near the airport it's largely uh
industrial too, but imagine your bad luck when that happens.
(18:09):
And also a petroleum refining, you know what I mean,
Like you're in the flight path there a petroleum recycling.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Maybe it would make sense that they have those at
an airport, but man like right in the flight path,
you would think, like maybe just not right there, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
So a lot of people love that someone shooting it there,
so yeah, I thought it got airborne and.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Then just started to Yeah, and you can see that
the engine on one of the wings is on fire,
and then it just goes into a massive, massive, fireball.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
It's just it's so sad. I can't get past the
fact that you.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Watch this one just so we can't get past the
fact you're just watching people die right there.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Like every time they.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Show those videos, that's all I could think is those
poor pilots, you know, they're just guys just doing his job.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Last flight of the day, one ago plane. Yeah, yeah,
it's bananas.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
And those are like the dream jobs for people too,
Like when you're pilots, you know what I mean, Like
those they're just like you're flying cargo.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You're not digging around with people, you're in you know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
And then just that blows so sad. What are the
pros and cons of being an airline pilot versus a
cargo pilot? You know, that's a question that a lot
of pilots will have. But I would think that the
job's the same, right, I mean mechanically, I mean, on
the one side, obviously you're not dealing with the public.
Cargo can't complain, right, and a passenger plane can explode
(19:37):
as easily as a cargo plane. That sure, Again, this
just sounds like a really mundane explanation that when you
see that one guy's video of it again, its nose up.
Something is clearly on fire already. Yeah, on, I think
NTSB has already come to a couple of conclusions that
the thing was like starting to fall apart as it
was getting into the sky.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
So are there black boxes on the cargo Are.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
There black boxes on the cargo planes? Yes, sir, there are,
And so they'll dig into that and then figure out
what happened. Huh. All right, well, all right, we have
a lot of inappropriate We have a lot of bureau
chiefs there in Louisville.
Speaker 13 (20:16):
Hey, Rob Anthony, if that's your real name, I was
the guy who met Misney over the weekend, and I'm
catching up on the show I heard you doubting my story.
I never would have had the balls to ask Misney
to stop what he was doing and record a video
for me. I simply said, hey, heard you on Allen
Cox recently. We love you. My daughter loves your ads.
(20:37):
And he then responded with, here's what we're going to do,
and he told me how to film them, and he
had his speel and made the video. I never would
ask him that, you know. I just thought we'd say
hi and then walk away. He stopped and talked to us.
That was the whole point of my message is that
he was so nice. So how dare you don't ever
besmirch me or Misney again? Or you know what he'll do?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, you know what he'll do. Yeah. I was just
I was more breaking balls. He calls back to let
us know. But I appreciate that. That's you know what,
that's that's backing yourself up. Yeah, I like that, Tim Disney.
He'll make you pay Corn.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Have you been groped at work? Called the law office?
Speaker 19 (21:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Have you been groped at work? Have you laice today?
Speaker 13 (21:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Have you been called her cheap jew at work?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Called the law off Corn?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
What if you were called? Obviously, Lindy Corn is a
Jewish woman, that is of particular importance to her if
someone comes in with a workplace complaint that they were
called made some anti Semitic remark? Is it because obviously
that's a stereotype that people play on. Is it equally
as offensive if she goes were you called let's see
(21:50):
what were the uh?
Speaker 16 (21:51):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Were you called a generous Jew at work? Would that
be to her?
Speaker 7 (21:56):
I wonder legally would that be would somebody come in
with that kind of you know, yeah, I think you
think so, I think so Okay, I think so. Uh Lindy,
hi uh i uh. I was not called that. I
was called the magnanimous and generous Jew at work. Well,
what's your problem? Well, I'm I'm I'm not Jewish. Hmmm,
(22:17):
do you mind the magnanimous part? No, okay, I don't
know if we have a case here anyway, Tim Disney, Yes,
he will make you pay, just not. And by the way,
I do that all the time.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Rob.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
You know, this guy goes. I was not about to
ask him to stop what he was doing, But I
do that all the time.
Speaker 16 (22:34):
Right.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
If there's somebody I want to meet and it doesn't
happen often, I will do it. I will say stop
what you're doing because I'm about to ruin the image
in the style that you used to And then they
look at me and they don't know what I'm doing
and they walk away. But the interaction is meaningful, and
that's what I'm interested in. What you don't want to
do is pay in cash, not if you're with a
gen zer. These damn kids they think cash. You know,
(22:57):
cash used to be king Rob to let people it
still is. You know, if you're running fentanyl, won't lie
to you. Cash is still king. Gen Z thinks cash
is cringe. If you're still using cash. According to the kids,
you're out of touch now. You are very much in
touch with paper money. But they think that using cash
(23:19):
is no bueno now, not because I'm super cool. I
never have cash on me anymore. Couldn't tell the less
I made cash on me. But sometimes you will find
yourself in a situation where they want cash tips, right,
and so then I got to go, dad, damn it,
you don't have any cash on me. Or you know,
if I'm getting a pedicure, let's say, Rob get those
(23:40):
on the regular and a lot of times they want
cash tips.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Some places they'll have their little Venmo code. I'm happy
to do that.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
But the kids, the gen Z kids, Rob, if you're
whipping out cash, cringe city, baby, you don't want that.
You want to be Apple pay and everybody. So, I
don't know. I don't ever have cash on me. I'm
never in a situation where I'm like, now, let me
(24:07):
see I get And by the way, if I find
myself with a random handful of singles, that's gonna be
homeless money because it's right out here on Euclid Avenue
and I can't. I will walk around. I think the
last time I had cash in my pocket probably a
good couple of months ago, and I walked around for
two weeks with this money in my pocket because I'm
(24:30):
not using it. So if it's you know, small bills,
you know rob normally, how I'll walk around with a
bunch of hundreds. This time, I only had a handful
of singles. That's gonna be homeless guy money or homeless
lady money because I look generous and I've gotten it
out of my pocket. It's a win win, right, They
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get a couple of bucks and I'm not walking around
with cash anymore. But I mean I used to have
friends way back the day who would cash their paychecks
and walk around with the cash so they knew exactly
how much money they were spending so that they would
not overspend or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That was always easier for me to overspend. Honestly, if
I had cash, easier to overspend, yeah, yeah, because I
would like now I just do what I want. But
if it was if I felt like, if if I
had a pocket full of cash, I was like, oh,
all right, I've got more.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And then you're like, oh, that's the last twenty.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
I was watching. Are you familiar with the football player
named Matt Khalil? He was married, No, that's that's Khalil
Mack right. Matt Khalil is okay. He's a football player
for the Minnesota Vikings and his now ex wife. He
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was married to a model, Hailey Khalil was her married name.
And she was on some podcast or something and she
they were talking about why they got divorced. He's a
big guy's a football player. And I completely misunderstood what
she was saying. I she's talking to some dude. I
don't know what this podcast is. She the were dead
(26:12):
ass gets thrown around a lot, so it ain't from me. Nevertheless,
she was intimating she puts her arm out and then
throws her arm down, and I thought she meant because
she said they had intimacy issues or something like that,
and she's like, we tried therapy and all this kind
of stuff. I thought she meant he couldn't get it up.
When she flopped her arm down, I thought she meant
he couldn't get her yes. And I was like, Oh,
(26:35):
this guy would be so pissed if I was him,
because she's like, we got divorce because we couldn't get up.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He had a hog.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
It was a huge yes, good for him. She said,
it was like two coke cans. Oh could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean again, don't you know that before you get married?
What are you a Mormon? Maybe she thought she'd get
used to it.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
But you can babies come out of there, you can
take a couple of coke cans. Well, I mean dead
ass for our whole marriage. Dead ass, that's her quote.
She's like, I was, you know, we looked up. She said,
she even looked up LiPo procedure for that part of
the body. He would have divorced her. Then, hey, could
(27:18):
you make that smaller? Yeah, let me do that. So
when you're out the door, I got a number two
pencil for the next girl.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Let's do that. No, I thought that she meant he
couldn't get it up.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
And I was like, this guy's gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, they had a kickstand.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
She's doing him such a favor on the backside of
that divorce. But so football player money in the bank, yeah,
and hammer and.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
She is a model, so she's pretty slight, and she's
not a plus sized model, wouldn't walk in right for
weeks at a.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Time, right, And this was a few years ago.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
He has since remarried another model, who I have to
infer is much more accommodating than his ex wife. And
she's supposedly, I don't know, hanging out with Austin Butler
or something.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
So you imagine it was a few years ago, but boy,
you get a good buzz going.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
You know you're right now Butler.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Four years later, riding the high You're like, yeah, man,
I was Elvis. This is the greatest thing ever. And
then this podcast comes out. Your girlfriend's talking about a
two coke can hammer on her.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Yeah. Oh it's gotta suck because then she's got to
do all that. Well, they dig a divorce, So you
were just fine. It sounds like she is, it sounds
like he is.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You're just fine. She didn't want the other guys.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
That's why the irreconcilable difference is ye, old urns irreconcilable differences.
But she's like, that was part of it. But again,
I'm like, you'd have to know that beforehand. It's not
like you were saving yourself for your wedding night. There's
no indication of that, so that might be a situation
in which she's not lying when she goes I'm so
glad here's a smaller because I never.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Want to hear that. You never do.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I'm so glad yours is smaller as its just not
a sentence any guys ever wanted to hear.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
But it's in. You gotta remind yourself it's in context,
in the context of her two coke can. Now doesn't
matter what if she meant those pony cans. She didn't, Okay,
she meant standard can. I'd be happy with a couple
of pony can. You could handle a couple of pony
cans if you're her yo, but uhpple with a pony can?
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Or one and three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Jerry Cantrell here. This saw him at the House of
Blues a few weeks back. Always Awesome. You gonna be
performing with Soundgarden Saturday night the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame induction ceremony there in La Taylor, Momson from
the Pretty Reckless is going to be replacing Chris Cornell,
or I should say filling in for Chris Cornell. Who
could really replace Chris Cornell anyway. Her band Pretty Reckless
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is still opening the next leg of the ac DC
Power Up Tour.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'll have tickets for a closer to three ten.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
We gave him away a while back for last summer's
show at Browns Stadium, so these tickets are for the
one that they're They're not coming back here. They're doing
Columbus next summer they're going to play the Ohio Stadium,
So those are on sale Friday morning ten o'clock. We'll
have them for you today and tomorrow. And I guess
we're out on Friday, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We are.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I gotta travel, so it's a travel day. It's a
travel day. My apologies.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Three.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
If you want to get a text in here for anything,
if you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, let
us know where you are. I just sent out another
batch of stickers this morning. Email me for those that's
just Alan at allancoxture dot com. And I've been posting,
by the way, the photos that people are sending me
when they travel and tag the show. Our friend Jeff
and Hudson is in Australia visiting some family and all
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of these photos I'm posting are at the Alan Coocho
facebook page. If you give a thin wet crap, they're there.
Our friend Rachel is posting stuff. She was in New Orleans,
she was in Memphis. So people would be like, hey,
I'm going on a trip, can you send me some stickers?
You know, because I am very uneven when it comes
to me traveling and tagging. But anyways, just fun.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Todd is in Saltillo, Mississippi.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
I send him some this morning. Doug is done in Cincinnati.
Scott he's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Up Shawn's in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania too.
Jamie is in Allen, Texas. You can leave us messages
there with a talkback button.
Speaker 22 (32:30):
Hi Ellen, for the love of all that does not suck,
Dear sweet Lord, please re release the Festive Glory Whole song.
Make that available to play on demand, because my boss
would be absolutely tickled pink to hear it. He loves
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the Steel Panther song Glory Whole, so that would just
make his day.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Sounds like his boss is glory holes, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
It all no. Eric made us when I referred to
the thing back here in the corner. It's supposed to
be a giant light switch for when Magic flips to Christmas.
They do it every year and it all lights up,
and I refer to it as a festive glory hole
because this thing is just popping out of the little
thing there. And Eric made us an AI song called
Festive Glory Hole and it's it's a banger.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Should give this to Mark for a Friday.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (33:40):
In a Cleveland station November's chill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh what a side.
Speaker 23 (33:51):
The mystery grew in the fading light, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 17 (33:59):
What's behind and that panel's glory? That's the glory hole?
What could it be?
Speaker 18 (34:08):
A fake singer roll the jail fa singer to sing
a real jingles ring mats.
Speaker 24 (34:14):
The story's role of Cleveland's own Festa glory, Hush.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Take the Mariah carry. The DJ said it's just a.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Chord, but rumors flew through every floor.
Speaker 25 (34:35):
A Santa spy, a holiday prank, or maybe a slot
for a treat filled bang listeners calling wild ideas.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Holiday cheer or fested fees. That's the glory hole?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
What could it be?
Speaker 26 (34:57):
For it of the giant mystery jingle bells ring has
the stories roll?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Oh Cleveland Zone.
Speaker 26 (35:08):
Glory.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I mean they should have been in home alone, right
it's gonna now. Of course, I don't want to prank
or troll any of our colleagues, so I would never
tell people to call Mark Nolan next week and request
festive glory whole.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I don't think we'll have to flip to Christmas. He's
gonna do it anyway. Hey, could you.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Guys play festive Gloryhole? He's like, I don't know what
you're talking about. I just I love the big end
of glory. That's the glory hole.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
That's the glory hole.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
What could it be?
Speaker 26 (35:43):
A portal to John Mystery jingle bells ring as the
stories roll?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Oh, Cleveland Zone.
Speaker 27 (35:56):
Yeah, anyway, please navidad everyone.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
We're getting on stealing their thunder as it were. Oh,
then the breakdown. There's a little whistle breakdown.
Speaker 28 (36:13):
You know, this is the part in the Clayvation movie
when the Girl Lives comes out and he's dancing around
as a snowman.
Speaker 19 (36:21):
Yeah, well, picked back up.
Speaker 26 (36:29):
Mystery ingring as the stories.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Little did Eric know, Maybe he did know. Little did
he know that he was creating a modern Christmas classic
for us.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Oh that's great. I was hoping it would go dink
think think think at the festive Gloryhole.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
All right, So anyway, I will send that to people.
I'll run it off and I'll send it to.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
People who email me and ask for a festive Gloryhole.
And again, thank you to Eric out there in Penn Hills,
who is in quite a bit of constant contact with
the show. He joined us on Captain Funds Floating Fandango
and he's sharp dude, so he's always good for a laugh.
Between that and Rob Hates Ducks, it's been a good
couple of weeks for these AI songs.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I've had people ask if I could send that to them.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
I'll send that to them too. I'll send them Rob
Hates Ducks. I'll run these off and send them to them.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
That song is so good, Like I played it for
my girls and they're like, did someone really send that in?
I was like, yeah, they took the time to go
through AI. And again, anybody can churn out a song
really quickly. But whoever it was Eric that did that
one too. Yeah, some people know Jeremiah.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Yeah, some people really know how to massage it and
make it into something you want. Rather like when I
do it, it's very remedial, you know what I mean.
I'll take like thirty seconds already a handful of lyrics.
I'll tell you what style of music, and it'll just
spit something out.
Speaker 29 (38:07):
Hey, Rob, Hey, dogs they quack caught Day's success. Hey Rob, Hey,
they quack call Day success.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
He said, Yo, my neighbors got dugs.
Speaker 30 (38:21):
May be quacking no day, but what thig ihead enough
and every time I sleep, maybe clucking up storm every
time I leave.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
I mean it is the vibe. You're just waiting for
him to drop the N word. Oh yeah, and you
know what I mean. The duck's going off. Hey hey, oh,
I hear.
Speaker 31 (38:37):
It is quack quack whie like a Dottle duck quack
quack whie. It's quack season, bitch, a quack bitch, Doug
Dynasty and my big card.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
That's a fact.
Speaker 29 (38:47):
The the theos quack quack quack move. Yes, they quack
called day.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
Hey, Rob, I like, it's quack season, bitch.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
That's my favorite. I'm on a quack attack Kevin Gate Show.
But if you're here with somebody you love, put your
hand over hard and sad.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
Here the ducks going off. Anyway, Rob hates ducks. I'm
happy to send that to people to maybe you have
a loved one of your family named Rob and you
could play that song for them at the They'll be
like you imagine you're a Christmas and one of our
listeners just they have a relative named Rob and they
just play that song and the guy's like, what the
hell is this context at all? They're like, I happen
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to like ducks.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I've had the neighbors. Uh, send me a text.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
Are you really gonna sell your house?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Not not the duck neighbors, but other names.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I was gonna say, are you seriously gonna put your
house on the market? And I was like yeah, because
the Ducks. I was like yeah, and you and no no.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
But I'm just like, yeah, man, I'm over it.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
I'm just over it, you know, I halfway across the
country sight unseen.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Uh, I'm ready for a change. It's been three years.
Time for something else. It was nice ducks enjoy running.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
That neighborhood for me, and hopefully whoever buys my house
really loves ducks.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, because Rob hates ducks according to the song.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So he's.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So yeah, wow, they texted you.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
Yeah, are you really leaving?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Because You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, who sure am?
Speaker 7 (40:33):
No Rob, I don't want to be that guy. But
you know, Rhode Island to Madona isn't halfway across the country, Okay,
far enough. I mean if you had gone to like.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah, I don't know, if you'd gone to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Right, that's more than halfway. It has to be the
Lolorado Springs, maybe Denver probably more than halfway way, more
than halfway, well halfway across the country. Let's see, let
me just drop a pin. Let's say o Maha, Nebraska.
How about that would be the midway point.
Speaker 13 (41:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
I don't know what the epicenter of the contiguous United
States are. It's still far as hell.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I mean, I'm not it's a ten hour drive, so joke,
no joke. Yeah, So what is that? Like seven hundred miles,
eight hundred miles, hundred and twenty two miles? Is that
what it is?
Speaker 9 (41:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Two moons?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, Rob, didn't you hear me say I didn't want
to be that guy? You know, it's not necessarily how
I didn't want to be that guy.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
It's far enough cotton balls pointing out accuracy department. Allen,
you did have cash at the Kevin Gates show. That
is true, but it fell from the sky. It was
like manna from heaven.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Somebody said to me the other day, They're like, Alan
got into this argument once on the on the on
the show about taking money, like if money falls out
Brinks truck, right, So how is that any different than
him picking up.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
They shot it into the crowd. They said, wasn't your
money either?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
No, they pointed it at the audience.
Speaker 7 (42:15):
That's a terrible what they're trying to make.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
I mean, I'm just saying, if if a Brinks truck,
which is someone else's money, it fell out of a
truck on it, they didn't shoot it out of.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
The Brinks truck at people who were in an oncoming traffic.
They had a t shirt gun firing cash into the crowd.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
It's still found found money, but the intent is the point, right,
found money. I almost didn't fight. I didn't know what
that was going on. I thought it was flyers at first,
and I looked down on the ground there's money, and
then I go, well, it's fake, clearly, why would somebody
be shooting real money?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
And then a girl behind me, he's got two fistfolds.
She dropped with the quickness. This girl couldn't even touch
her toes and she's down there getting all this money.
It's not good for you secure that bag, hmm. Alan.
I was gonna see ac DC with one of my
best friends in Cleveland last year, but he and his
(43:07):
wife had triplets that same day. But I won your
tickets yesterday, so we get our second chance. Oh God
for you. I mean, it would have been a better
story if if you had the triplets. But uh, okay, Alan,
I don't give cash to the homeless because they'll use
it for alcohol and drugs, and I need it for
(43:30):
alcohol and drugs.
Speaker 32 (43:32):
See.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
I appreciate that. At least you're not making up one
of these facocta excuses for why people don't get er.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Just give it. They'll just use it for drugs.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Yeah, you would too if you were living on the street,
you'd want to get out of your brain as frequently
as humanly possible.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
We left, Uh, we went, and when Caitlin and I
went to the Cavs game, we were walking back and
I had we had we had had dinner at Hilarities
or whatever. Bob Picic, yeah, yeah, and uh we were
walking back and there was a homeless guy there and
you asking for money and I said, Caitlin's like, do
you have anything? I said no, and I handed him
(44:10):
our leftovers an he went no, thank you, And I said, okay,
well sorry, that's all I have.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Well again, that's fine, you know what I mean, But
people go I don't understand why people listen. If you
don't want to give somebody money, don't give somebody money.
I don't understand that people are like trying to make
homeless people do tricks for them. Right yeah, hey, come may,
I'll buy you a sandwich right now. Bet you don't
want a sandwich. The guy's like, maybe I don't want
a sandwich. What because I'm homeless. It means I just
(44:37):
will take anything you give me. I mean maybe I
don't want a sandwich. No, but I mean I I
know you don't have the luxury, and people go in
the luxury being picky.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I mean I had there was the bad guy handed
that guy cause I know, like eighty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Now, I know he didn't know what he was passing
up salmon, And the.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Hell did I have a jerk chicken?
Speaker 13 (44:55):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (44:55):
So good?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
That place is great. Their food is so good. Which
one pickwick and frog?
Speaker 7 (45:00):
Oh yeah, it's way better than it has to be.
Oh my god, I can't remember the last time.
Speaker 13 (45:05):
It was.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
When we went to see Louis c. K.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
We had dinner beforehand at the restaurant, and I'm ashamed
to say, I had never had dinner at the restaurant before,
and I've been here for fifteen years, and it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
That's so good, I told Nick.
Speaker 7 (45:19):
I go, Yeah, everybody obviously knows this because that restaurant's
always packed. But I'm like, boy, this is better than
it has to be. It could be half as good
and people would still be happy.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
But then they serve like that, you know, the majority
of that menu makes its way into the club. Like
I mean, it is unbelievable in the clue, yeah, gets
itself into the club. Alan Lebanon, Kansas is the middle
of the country. That is a random trivia effect that
I know. All right, well there you go, Rob, had
you gone from Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
To Lebanon, Kansas.
Speaker 7 (45:52):
I don't know if this company has radio stations in Lebanon, Kansas,
but okay, I'm sure we're gonna find out. Yeah, Ellen.
I laughed my ass off every time I hear that
ad with the hog calling competition.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
I've heard it like in like app as I'm doing
other things, I'll hear it, but.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
I didn't know what it was for, Like you can
be the new hog tide Harry or something like that
for this app.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
Okay, yeah, hog tied hair, that's what it is. Wow,
I hope it is. I really wanted to be called that.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
And I did tell our big muckety muck boss about
the the Mario Lopez commercial. Oh, yeah, I go have
you heard this yet? He's like no, And I said, oh,
just listen to us. We play it like fifteen times
because it's hysterical, and I'm like, hey, it's Mario Lopez here,
and we're back to school and kids and sometimes you
(46:46):
get trafficked.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
He's like, you might end up in a box truck.
He's like, are you serious.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
I'm like, yeah, did you tell him that Mario called us?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
No?
Speaker 16 (46:54):
Yeah, Hey, Alan, Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 33 (46:56):
The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a
wonderful time to time with family and friends.
Speaker 16 (47:02):
And give thanks.
Speaker 33 (47:04):
But it's also the time of the year where most
people commit suicide. So check on your friends and family. Okay,
hate the show this is Mario Lopez, but I love
it the end to end with it too, This is
Mario Lopez.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
I like the commercial we're running for Tucker Carlson's tobacco
company and he goes, tobacco is an addictive substance which
you have to see legally in any advertisement, and he goes,
thank good God, yeah, fortunately, or something like that, thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Well, listen, you make your own choices. Good for you.
Speaking of choices, hi.
Speaker 21 (47:38):
Ellen, listening to the podcast from the other day where
you guys are talking about people regretting their tattoos.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
And I'll give you an example.
Speaker 21 (47:46):
I have a classic millennial butterfly tram stamp and I
deeply regret mine. Have looked up possibilities of getting it removed,
and mostly because it's literally the size of a stamp
on my back and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
So I regret that, hmm, the size of a stamp.
You know what I think it'd be fun is you
get a tramp stamp in your lower back. But it's
an old, tiny cartoon of a hobo.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Right.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
They used to call them tramps back in the day.
That's why the lady is a tramp. They didn't mean
that she was a slut. They meant that she like
kind of she's all over the place, right, she gets
she's around, she's a bon vivant. That's why the lady
is a tramp, and then that same guy. I think
a sing's a festive glory hole after that's the B side.
(48:37):
If the lady is a tramp, little tramp stamp, just
get a tiny little cartoon of a hobo.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yep yeah, well, little stick.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yep binel handkerchiefs, little bindel.
Speaker 7 (48:49):
Yeah, guy out there on yuklid, just have him sit
for a portrait, a guy out there who turned down
your food when you asked him. Because people will text
me like, oh, beggars can't be choosers. They could be
whatever they want to, they're beggars. Yet I understand what
you're saying. I get it, and I probably agree with you.
But I fully understand if a guy's like, no, I don't.
I was just surprised I don't want your stuffed peppers.
I'm never surprised when homeless people don't want food.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I mean, you're homeless. I know, even if you hang
on to it for later, you're gonna be hungry.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
All It's a good thing that homeless guy didn't take
Rob's food, But I'm crapping his brains out like Rob was.
That's not what happened. I had just yeah, and you
know how the homeless people out here on Euclid love
to hold in their bowel movements.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
You certainly wouldn't want that. And to whoever you are,
thank you for the DMS.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
I appreciate all of the nice things that people have
to say about it. No, I mean, in my DM,
stop sending me that video of the of the homeless
guy crapping on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Did you see that looks like he's growing a tail.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
No, but I've seen but there are there are social
media like accounts and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
It's like people pooping in public and you know, oh.
Speaker 7 (49:54):
This is dude.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's been I've had at least five or six people
send this to me.
Speaker 7 (49:58):
The same one.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
They're sending me the same wax, same. It's a guy.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
He's got his hands on his on his knees, he's
got his pants down to about his knees, and he's
been bent at the waist and he's crapping and it's
about this long. It looks like he's growing a tail
and it's hitting the ground and he's still standing up
and people just keep sending it.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm like, okay, thank you, ha ha ha ha. Non
it just gets it.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
It is gross.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
It's enough.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
I got it. So if you're if you were thinking
about sending that, I have seen it. Thank you. Well,
this is going to be the strisand effect. Now that
you've mentioned it, it's gonna keep sending it to me.
I'm gonna do. But it does.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Man, That's where the expression growing a tail comes from.
Because this guy, he had a little curly belt.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Oh my god, there's a buckle on the end too.
That's weird, huge, Elan, Are we sure that that's not
Warrio Lopez?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
It might be.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
I don't know, but he said Mario, and I take
him at his word that it's celebrity actor Mario Lopez
checking in with us.
Speaker 16 (50:54):
Alan Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 33 (50:55):
The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a
wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and
give thanks.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
But it's also the time of the year.
Speaker 16 (51:05):
Where most people commit suicide.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Yeah, you don't want that.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
The Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 14 (51:11):
On one hundred seven M Buzzer Cleveland called the Allan
Cox Show.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It's called the cellular Phone, and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.
Speaker 11 (51:28):
You're two six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one, three four eight one, double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (51:45):
Jerry Cantrell here. Just saw him at the House of
Blues a few weeks back. Always Awesome. Gonna be performing
with Soundgarden Saturday night the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame induction ceremony there in La Taylor Momson from the
Pretty Reckless is going to be replacing Chris Cornell, or
I should say filling in for Chris Cornell.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Who could really replace Chris Cornell anyway.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
Her band Pretty Reckless is still opening the next leg
of the ac DC Power Up Tour.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'll have tickets for you closer to three ten.
Speaker 7 (52:15):
We gave him away a while back for last summer's
show at Brown's Stadium, so these tickets are for the
one that they're They're not coming back here. They're doing
Columbus next summer. They're going to play the Ohio Stadium.
So those are on sale Friday morning ten o'clock. We'll
have them for you today and tomorrow. And I guess
we're out on Friday, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
We are.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
I gotta travel, so it's a travel day. It's a
travel day. My apologies three five two. If you want
to get a text in here for anything.
Speaker 7 (52:44):
If you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, let
us know where you are. I just sent out another
batch of stickers this morning. Email me for those That's
just Alan at Allancoxshure dot com. And I've been posting,
by the way, the photos that people are sending me
when they travel and tag the show. Our friend Jeff
and Hudson is in Australia visiting some family and all
(53:05):
of these photos I'm posting are at the Alan Cocho
facebook page. If you give a thin wet crap, they're there.
Our friend Rachel is posting stuff. She was in New Orleans.
She was in Memphis, so people.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Would be like, Hey, I'm going on a trip. Can
you send me some stickers?
Speaker 7 (53:21):
You know, because I am very uneven when it comes
to me traveling and tagging. But anyways, just fun.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Todd is in Saltillo, Mississippia.
Speaker 7 (53:30):
Send him some this morning. Doug is done in Cincinnati.
Scott he's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Shawn's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania too.
Jamie is in Allen, Texas. You can leave us messages
there with that talkback button.
Speaker 22 (53:43):
Hi Ellen, for the love of all that does not suck.
Dear sweet Lord, please re release the Festive Glory Whole song.
Make that available to play on demand, because my boss
would be absolutely tickled pink to hear it. He loves
(54:03):
the Steel Panther song glory Hole, so that would just
make his day.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (54:10):
Sounds like his boss is glory hole centric, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Hey all?
Speaker 7 (54:17):
No, Eric made us when I referred to the thing
back here in the corner. It's supposed to be a
giant light switch for when Magic flips to Christmas. They
do it every year and it all lights up, and
I refer to it as a festive glory hole because
this thing is just popping out of the little thing there.
And Eric made us an AI song called Festive Glory
Hole and it's it's a banger.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
She'd give this to Mark for a Friday.
Speaker 7 (54:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (54:53):
In a Cleveland station November's Hill, a panel appeared on
the windows with a circle cut out.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Oh what a sight.
Speaker 23 (55:04):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes, fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 17 (55:12):
What's behind that panel's glove? That's the glory Hole? What
could it be?
Speaker 3 (55:21):
A fake?
Speaker 2 (55:21):
A singer of the jio Fa singer sing a real
Jing ring.
Speaker 24 (55:27):
This is the story's roll of Cleveland's own Festa glory.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Hush, take a Mariah carry.
Speaker 23 (55:41):
The DJ said it's just echo, but rumors flew through
every floor. A Santa spy, a holiday prank, or maybe
a slot for a treat filled than listeners calling wild
ideas holiday cheer or fested fees.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yes, the glory hole?
Speaker 7 (56:08):
What could it be portal to?
Speaker 26 (56:10):
Joyn Mystery Dingle House Ring has the story's role of
Freeman's own glory.
Speaker 4 (56:22):
I mean they should have been in home alone, right,
it's gonna now. Of course, I don't want to prank
or troll any of our colleagues, so I would never
tell people to call Mark Nolan next week and request
festive glory whole.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
I don't think we'll have to flip to Christmas.
Speaker 7 (56:38):
He's gonna do it anyway. Hey, did you guys play
festive Gloryhole? He's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I just I love the big end of glory. That's
the glory hole.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yes, the glory hole?
Speaker 26 (56:54):
What could it be a portal to John Mystery Dingle
Bells ring as the stories roll o Cleveland Zome.
Speaker 27 (57:09):
Yeah, anyway, please Navy dad.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
Everyone we're getting on, uh, stealing their thunder as it were.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Oh, then the breakdown. There's a little whistle breakdown.
Speaker 28 (57:26):
You know, this is the part in the Claymation movie
with the yeah birl.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Wives comes out and he's dancing around.
Speaker 7 (57:33):
As a snowman.
Speaker 19 (57:34):
Yeah, pix, back up your mystery.
Speaker 26 (57:43):
Dingle bells ring as the stories roll.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
Cleveland a little bit air.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
No, maybe he did know little did he know that
he was creating a modern Christmas classic for us?
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Oh that's great. I was hoping it would go DK
D D think at the end festive gloryhole. All right,
So anyway, I will send that to people. I'll run
it off and I'll send it to people who email
me and ask for a festive gloryhole. And again, thank
you to Eric out there in Penn Hills, who is
in quite a bit of constant contact with the show.
(58:27):
He joined us on Captain Funds Floating Fandango, and he's
sharp dude, so he's always good for a laugh. Between
that and Rob Hates Ducks. It's been a good couple
of weeks for these AI songs.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
I've had people ask if I could send that to them.
Speaker 7 (58:42):
I'll send that to them too. I'll send them Rob
hates Ducks. I'll run these off and send them to them.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
That song is so good, Like I played it for
my girls and they're like, did someone really send that in?
I was like, yeah, they took the time to go
through AI. And again, anybody can churn out a song
really quickly. But whoever was a they did that one too.
Speaker 7 (59:00):
Yeah, some people know Jeremiah j Yeah, some people really
know how to how to massage it and make it
into something you want. Rather like when I do it,
it's very remedial, you know what I mean. I'll take
like thirty seconds already, a handful of lyrics. I'll tell
you what style of music, and it'll just spit something out.
Speaker 29 (59:20):
Hey, Rob, Hey, dogs they quack call success? Hey, Rob, Hey,
they quack call success.
Speaker 30 (59:32):
He said, Yo, my neighbors got dogs maybe clucking all day,
But what think I had enough? And every time I sleep,
maybe clucking up storm every time I leave.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
I mean, it is the vibe. You're just waiting for
him to drop the N word. Oh yeah, and you
know what I mean, No, baby, the dug's going off.
Speaker 29 (59:48):
He oh, I hear is quack quack whie like a
dottle dust quack quack Wi.
Speaker 31 (59:54):
It's quack season, bitch, bitch, Dug dynastee.
Speaker 16 (59:59):
F the.
Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
Quack quack quack move.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I like, it's quack season, bitch. That's my best, my favorite.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
I'm on a quack attack them Kevin Gate show. But
if you're here with somebody you love, put your hand
over hert and.
Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
Sound you here the ducks going on?
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Anyway, Rob hates ducks. I'm happy to send that to
people too. Maybe you have.
Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
A loved one and your family named Rob and you
could play that song for them at the They'll be like,
imagine you're a Christmas and one of our listeners just
they have a relative named Rob and they just play
that song. And the guy's like, what the hell is
this context at all? They're like, I happen to like ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
I've had the neighbors, Uh, send me a text. Are
you really gonna still your house?
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Not not the duck neighbors, but other neighbors.
Speaker 27 (01:00:57):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I was gonna say, are you seriously gonna.
Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
Put your house the market? And I was like yeah,
because the ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
I was like yeah, and you and no no, you
didn't say. But I'm just like, yeah, man, I'm over it.
I'm just lower it. You know, I moved halfway across
the country sight unseen. I'm ready for a change.
Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
It's been three years. Time for something else.
Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
It was nice ducks enjoy running that neighborhood for me,
and hopefully whoever buys my house really loves ducks.
Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Yeah, because Rob hates ducks according to the song so.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
So yeah, Wow, they texted you, are you really leaving?
Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Because you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, who sure am No Rob,
I don't want to be that guy. But you know,
Rhode Island to Madona isn't halfway across the country.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Okay, far enough.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
I mean if you had gone to like, yeah, I
don't know, if you'd gone to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Right, that's more than halfway. It has to be Colorado Springs,
maybe Denver. That's probably more than halfway way. More than halfway,
well halfway across the country. Let's see, let me just
drop a pin. Let's say, o Maha, Nebraska. How about
that would be the midway point.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I don't know what the epicenter of the contiguous United
States are.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
It's still far as hell I mean it's a ten
hour drive, so joke, no joke.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, So what is that like seven hundred miles? Eight
hundred miles? They're hundred and twenty two miles? Is that
what it is?
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Millions?
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Yeah, Rob, didn't you hear me say I didn't want
to be that guy? You know, it's not necessarily How
do you want to be that guy?
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's far enough.
Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Cotton Ball's pointing out accuracy department. Allan, you did have
cash at the Kevin Gates show, that is true, but
it fell from the sky.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
It was like manna from heaven. Somebody said to me
the other day.
Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
They're like, Alan got into this argument once on the
on the on the show about taking money, like if
money falls out of Brinks truck, right, so how is
that any different than him picking up.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
They shot it into the crowd, they said, wasn't your
money either?
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
No, they pointed it at the audience.
Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
That's a terrible know what they're trying to make.
Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
I mean, I'm just saying if if a Brinks truck,
which is someone else's money, it fell out of a
truck on it, they didn't shoot it out of the Brinks
truck at people who were in an oncoming traffic.
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
They had a T shirt gun firing cash into the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
It's still found found money, but the intent is the point, right,
found money. I almost didn't fight. I didn't know what
that was going on.
Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
I thought his flyers at first, and I looked down
on the ground there's money, and then I go, well,
it's fake, clearly, why would somebody be shooting real money?
And then a girl behind me, He's got two fistfolds
and she dropped with a quickness. This girl couldn't even
touch her toes and she's down there getting all this money.
It's like, good for you, secure that bag.
Speaker 19 (01:04:13):
Hmm.
Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Alan, I was gonna see ac DC with one of
my best friends in Cleveland last year, but he and
his wife had triplets that same day. But I won
your tickets yesterday, so we get our second chance. Oh
God for you. I mean, it would have been a
better story if if you had the triplets. But uh okay, Alan,
(01:04:38):
I don't give cash to the homeless because they'll use
it for alcohol and drugs, and I need it for
alcohol and drugs.
Speaker 32 (01:04:45):
See.
Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
I appreciate that at least you're not making up one
of these facocta excuses for why people don't get er.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Just give it, They'll just use it for drugs.
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Yeah, you would too if you were living on the street,
you'd want to get out of your brain as frequently
as humanly possible.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
We left, Uh, we went, and when Caitlyn and I
went to the Cavs game, we were walking back and
I had we had we had a dinner at Hilarities
or whatever picic and uh we were walking back and
there was a homeless guy there and he was asking
for money, and I said.
Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Caitlyn's like, do you have anything?
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I said no, and I handed him our leftovers and
he went, no, thank you, And I said, okay, well sorry,
that's all I have.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Well again, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
But people, I don't understand why people listen. If you
don't want to give somebody money, don't give somebody money.
I don't understand the people are like trying to make
homeless people do tricks for them. Right yeah, hey, come wy,
I'll buy a sandwich right now. Bet you don't want
a sandwich. The guy's like, maybe I don't want a sandwich?
What because I'm homeless? It means I just will take
anything you give me. I mean, maybe I don't want
(01:05:53):
a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
No, but I mean I I know you don't have
the luxury, and people go in the luxury being picky.
Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
I mean I had.
Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
There was the bad guy handed That guy caught like
eighty five bucks. Now I know he didn't know what
he was passing up salmon, and the hell that I.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Am a jerk chicken.
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Oh so good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
That place is great. Their food is so good. Which
one pickwick and frol.
Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Oh, yeah, it's way better than it has to be.
Oh my god, I can't remember the last time. It
was when we went to see Louis c. K. We
had dinner beforehand at the restaurant, and I'm ashamed to
say I had never had dinner at the restaurant before,
and I've been here for fifteen years, and it was unbelievable.
That's so good, I told Nick, I go, Yeah, everybody
(01:06:34):
obviously knows this because that restaurant's always packed. But I'm like, boy,
this is better than it has to be. Yeah, it
could be half as good and people would still be happy.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
But then they serve like that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
You know, the majority of that menu makes its way
into the club, Like, I mean, it is unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
In the clue, Yeah, gets itself into the club Alan. Lebanon,
Kansas is the middle of the country. That is a
random trivia effect that I know. All Right, Well there
you go, Rob, had you gone from Rhode Island to Lebanon, Kansas?
Speaker 16 (01:07:02):
Hate you.
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
I don't know if this company has radio stations in Lebanon, Kansas,
but okay, I'm sure we're going to find out. Yeah, Ellen.
I laughed my ass off every time I hear that
ad with the hog calling competition.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
I've heard it like in like a as I'm doing
other things, I'll hear it, but I didn't know what.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
It was for, Like you can be the new hog
Tide Harry or something like that for this app.
Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Okay, yeah, hog tide hair, that's what it is. Wow,
I hope it is. I really wanted to be called that.
Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
And I did tell our big muckety muck boss about
the the Mario Lopez commercial. Oh, yeah, I go have
you heard this yet? He's like no, And I said, oh,
just listen to us. We play it like fifteen times
because it's hysterical, and I'm like Hey, it's Mario Lopez here,
and we're back to school and kids and sometimes you
(01:07:59):
get trapped and he's like, you might end up in
a box truck.
Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
He's like, are you serious.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
I'm like, yeah, did you tell him that Mario called us? No?
Speaker 16 (01:08:07):
Yeah, Hey, Allen, Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 33 (01:08:09):
The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a
wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and
give thanks. But it's also the time of the year
where most people commit suicide. So check on your friends
and family. Okay, hate the show. This is Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I love it the end to end with it too.
This is Mario Lopez.
Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
I like the commercial we're running for Tucker Carlson's tobacco company.
And he goes, tobacco is an addictive substance, which you
have to say illegally in any advertisement. And he goes,
thank good God, yeah, fortunately, or something like that, thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Well, listen, you make your own choices.
Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Speaking of choices, hi.
Speaker 21 (01:08:51):
Ellen, listening to the podcast from the other day where
you guys are talking about people regretting their tattoos, And
I'll give you an example I have of a classic
millennial butterfly tramp stamp, and I deeply regret mine have
looked up possibilities of getting it removed, and mostly because
(01:09:13):
it's literally the size of a stamp on my back
and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
So I regret that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
The size of a stamp.
Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
You know what I think it'd be fun is you
get a tramp stamp in your lower back. But it's
an old, tiny cartoon of a hobo.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Right.
Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
They used to call them tramps back in the day.
That's why the lady is a tramp. They didn't mean
that she was a slush skank. They meant that she
like kind of she's all over the place, right, she
gets she's around, she's a bon vivant. That's why the
lady is a tramp. And then that same guy, I
think a sing's a festive glory hole after that's the
b side. If the lady is a tramp, little tramp stamp,
(01:09:53):
just get a tiny little cartoon of a hobo yep, yeah,
well little stick yep Bindel handkerchiefs, well Bindel, yeah, guy
out there on yuklid, just have him sit for a portrait.
A guy out there who turned down your.
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Food when you asked him, because people text me like, oh,
beggars can't be choosers.
Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
They could be whatever they want to be. They're beggars. Yes,
I understand what you're saying. I get it, and I
probably agree with you. But I fully understand if a
guy's like, no, I don't. I was just surprised. I
don't want your stuffed peppers. I'm never surprised when homeless
people don't want food.
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I mean, you're homeless. I know, even if you hang
on to it for later, you're gonna be hungry.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Alan.
Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
It's a good thing that homeless guy didn't take Rob's food,
But I'm crapping his brains out like Rob was. That's
not what happened. I had just yeah, And you know
how the homeless people out here on Euclid love to
hold in their bowel movements.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
You certainly wouldn't want that. And to whoever you are,
thank you for the DMS.
Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
I appreciate all of the nice things that people have
to say about.
Speaker 34 (01:10:52):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I mean, in my DM, stop sending me that video
of the of the homeless guy crapping on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Did you see that with like he's growing a tail?
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
No, but I've seen but there are there are social
media like accounts and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
It's like people pooping in public and you know, oh.
Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
This is dude.
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
It's been I've had at least finally six people send
this to me, the same one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
They're sending the same video.
Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
It's a guy.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
He's got his hands on his on his knees, he's
got his pants down to about his knees and he's
bent bent at the waist and he's crapping and it's
about this long. It looks like he's growing a tail
and it's hitting the ground and he's still standing up
and people just keep sending it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I'm like, okay, thank you. Ha ha ha ha. Non,
it just gets it.
Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
It is gross.
Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
It's enough, thank you. I got it. So if you're
if you were thinking about sending that, I have seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Well, this is going to be the striysand effect. Now
that you've mentioned.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
It, it's gonna keep sending it to me. I'm gonna do.
But it does.
Speaker 12 (01:11:43):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
That's where the expression growing a tail comes from. Because
this guy he had a little curly like a belt. Yeah,
oh my god, there's a buckle on the end too.
That's weird huge.
Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
The car show on one of.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Ozembic is expensive.
Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
I want to really lose your appetite. You've come to
the right place.
Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Beats the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 10 (01:12:11):
On one hundred point seven WMMS.
Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Hey Kamalia's playing two nights. That's t o hyphen Knight
Old Tiny Caps are back here at home play the Sixers.
Joel mbid. Joke's on him. He's walking around fifty grand lighter.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Do you like that?
Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Hooray obscene gesture?
Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Sixers Cats tonight seven o'clock will roll out just before
your pregame at six thirty, and then get right to it.
Calves will go to d C Friday night for one
of those NBA Cup games. And then the Bulls are
in town this Saturday, and the Chicago Bulls with the
team and they had a World A champion you might
(01:13:24):
remember rob named Luke Longley thinking okay, yes, and then
the Cavs will play the Raptors on the thirteenth. I
will have those tickets for you about twenty minutes from now,
if you're trying to get yourself to a Cavs game. Boy,
I was watching the follow up well blurb on you
know they had that big heist at the Louver, And
these always make for great stories because they sound very cinematic,
(01:13:46):
but then when they do the investigation, they're like, boy,
this was really, as it turns out, easy. These guys
had like a cherry picker truck, right, they just went
up to the building and it was a smash and
grab basically, and then they were trying to figure out,
you know, track.
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Down the people who are responsible.
Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
And it sounds more like it wasn't exactly the heist
of the century. Like I've seen a couple of documentaries
on jewel heists and art heists that are really interesting
because they are kind of like the movies. They're like
very well planned and executed. This doesn't sound like that.
They pointed out that the password for the video surveillance
system at the Louver was louver, so it's like putting one, two, three,
(01:14:27):
four five in tier. And because all these people are French,
they know that there's an R in louver, whereas you know,
if they were Americans, to be like v isn't working.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
So probably not this you know, high end.
Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Heist like it was made out to be, but still exciting,
I guess, But the Louver is not iron clad.
Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Sounds like a pretty ballsy heist at the very least.
Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
I gas but if you like, you go in the
back of the building and there's nobody there, and they
you know, they had some some BIS standards. It took
a little bit of video when they realized what was
going on, and they basically put a cherry picker truck
up to the window and then got on a balcony,
smashed in there and then got back down, then jumped
into a car that was waiting for him. And if
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they were able to disable the video surveillance because the
pazor was Louver, that makes it exponentially.
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Easier to get in and out undetected.
Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
But yes, you're still it's broad daylight right in the
middle of Paris and you get pinched because of a mask.
Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Oh yeah, just come on.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Audio audits found serious shortcomings in the museum's security systems. Well,
there's nothing there you really want to protect with high
end security. But it's funny because even a place like
the Louver, right, a world renowned museum full of priceless
artifacts and multimillion dollars whatevers, it's like so many other
(01:15:58):
offices right, they're like, oh yeah, they were still using
Windows eight or whatever, you know, and there were their
security software was more than two decades old.
Speaker 32 (01:16:13):
Someone has broken Inches of Love. Oh, how does they
get in? There's a master criminals in Hey, master criminals?
How did they get in?
Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
They discovered that a password was Louve Jerry Piccare nine
thirty in the morning on a Sunday while the museum
was open. It wasn't at midnight when it was closed.
You know, it almost feels like something you thought of
that morning, Like you you happen to know a guy
(01:16:46):
who works at the louver and he's telling you to
party drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Is so stupid? Their passwords just love.
Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
And then these guys, you know, a light bulb goes
off in their heads and they're like, oh, we could
just why don't we just go over there tomorrow and
smash a window, rent a cherry picker truck or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I don't think it was a cherry picker, but it
looked like that, right.
Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
It was like a hydraulic lift, yeah, yeah, And those
things don't move fast, so you're like, you know, they
took their time. All they had was a car waiting
for him, and they got out a mechanical ladder.
Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Could you imagine if you're like the Ocean's eleven guys,
like you're about to pull this height. You're gonna steal
the Mona Lisa. Right, you are ready to go, and
you're like, I got the password, the passwords, Louve, We're
gonna be This is gonna be the most incredible heist
of all time.
Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Are you guys ready?
Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
The day before these guys rent a cherry picker and
break in and.
Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
Destroy the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
That's what I'm saying, change the password. Yeah, Like they're like,
son of a bitch, we weren't gonna walk with.
Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
The Mona Lisa.
Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
The most elaborate heist of all time, and these dudes
ruined it for us. Bobby de Niro said it in heat,
you gotta be willing to get out of there if
you feel the heat coming around the corner.
Speaker 12 (01:18:01):
Right.
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
It's a scene in that movie where they're gonna take
down their next big score. It's overnight and unbeknownst to them,
al Pacino and his crew, the cops, they're in that
box truck doing surveillance across the alley. Val Kilmer's inside
drilling it. They got the schematics, I mean high end heist.
They're gonna lift some diamonds or something. They got a
(01:18:25):
guide to disable the motherboard and blah blah blah, all
the cameras. Danniro's outside. One of the guys in the
box truck, one of the beat cops sits down and
his gun hits the aluminum of the truck.
Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
YEP, and Danira, here's it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
He goes and he doesn't know what's up, but he
suspects something. And even though he doesn't know, he goes
back inside calls it off. He goes, we're getting out
of these Valcomer's like.
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I'm almost into the vault.
Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Nope, we walk because the cops are right across the street.
This smart guy based on the two guys are based
on real guys Neil McCauley, and Neil McCauley was a
real guy. De Niro's character. I don't know who Vincent
Hannah was.
Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
That fight scene in the streets, the gun scene, Yeah,
that may be the best ever.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
I can't I don't know if I could think of
a better scene than that. So good. And they're doing
heat too.
Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Now they've got DiCaprio, they've got Austin Butler, they've got
somebody else just feels so unnecessary. Well, just watch the
first one. You're not going to improve on it. But
I would be curious. I mean, Tom Sizemore has passed away.
He was in the Val Kilmer's dead now too, right,
Val Kilmer's dead.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Val Kilmer's dead.
Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
Yeah, those guys are gone. So al Pacino and Dennero
are still around? Is Dennis Haysbert, He's the All State guy.
He's still alive. Who else is in that movie? You
had time size more? You had Ted Levine, Buffalo Bill
from Silence of the Lambs from Parma Heights. He was
one of the cops but he gets killed. Wes Study
(01:19:59):
he was in it. Michael T. Williamson, great cast. So
i'd watch heat Tube. Did you know that that scene, Yeah,
he does the greate ass. That scene was improvised and
in the reaction you get from what's his name, Hanka's area.
Hanka's area is genuine because he had no clue that
was coming. Greate ass and your head and you can
(01:20:24):
start to see Paccino say something else, Yeah, Like he
starts to mouth something else and he pivots to great ass. Yeah,
great ass. I think he was gonna say big ass
head all the way up and all the way up
because Hank's area is stepping out with Val Kilmer's wife,
Ashley Judd.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Oh what a great movie.
Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
I remember seeing it, uh New Year's the night before
New Year's Eve, So December thirtieth, I think the year
I had moved to Kalamazoo, Michigan. So I moved there
in September of that year, and then I went home
to see some friends. I was still pretty homesick, and
I went to see with a friend and I was flappergasted.
(01:21:11):
It's a long movie. It's like three hours and ten
minutes or something, right, Yeah, but all the way that
in when they're playing the Moby music over the credits
in the end, I was like, oh, so my god,
this movie unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Yeah, he does. I guess he top five movie to
this day.
Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
I agree with you. I just went back and I
got the scene up. It does look like he was
about to say big ass right.
Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Yeah, I think so. Yep, and your hair got the
scene all the way up it He's like, wow, they
get mixed up with it. Bitch, let me find here
(01:21:54):
Leasha hairless. No, I can't do it. There's too much
in there, right, it's just the.
Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
He's like, who the hands, she got a graass.
Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
And you got your head all the way up it
in a zarious face.
Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
It's so funny because he's like you could say, it's like, oh,
he didn't know it's come anyway.
Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
So the password to the video surveillance here at the
louver was louver and who can't identify with that. Every
it guy in the world who hears that is shaking
his head dismissively. I have so many emails from people
who want those songs. Sending this up for the next month.
(01:22:46):
Well listen, it's as timely as today's headlines. Between rob
Hatstocks and a festive gloryhole.
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Why not? A courtesy of Eric in Penhills. By the way,
thank you Eric.
Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
Hey, Alan, It's Erican, Penhills, Pennsylvania. I'm glad you hear
the customers are being that new festive song. I'm not
going to say it's exact title because I snuck with
the office and I don't want anyone to overhear me.
But yeah, all I did was enter the prompt create
a jolly song with a krooner boy singing about this
festive object that was found in a Cleveland radio station
and that it's getting colder in Ohio. And that was
(01:23:18):
about it, and it took over. You're right, This AI
stuff is fun until it kills us.
Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
All HEI is fun until I was reading a letter
we got from our friend Leslie talking about AI. She's like,
you know, we've talked about this before. What is the
end game with AI? They talk about how, oh, in
the next five or ten years, you know, like fifty
percent of the country aren't going to have jobs, that
kind of thing, which begs the question, well, then who
(01:23:43):
the hell is going to buy the stuff that you're
trying to sell with AI, the stuff that AI manufactures
and whatever. And she said that her new conspiracy theory,
with all of these AI generated videos and all the
AI slop right, her conspiracy theory is that the quote
unquote powers that be want the things to be so
(01:24:05):
well trained that video and audio are no longer admissible
in legal systems. So people who do bad things could
effectively circumvent any punishment because you couldn't prove that something
wasn't AI verry very much welly in that huh, why
would you want that?
Speaker 13 (01:24:21):
Though?
Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
But you're starting to see that.
Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
You're starting to see people go, oh, that's a Trump
does it all the time anytime he's faced with something unlike.
And you could have seen this coming a mile away, right,
this is the greatest thing to fall into his lap
since one of Epstein's girls. For him to go, that's AI.
That's going to be everybody's retort now, because how do
you disprove something that that's not AI? Again, we are
(01:24:45):
still in that kind of uncanny valley where if you
really pay attention, even tell stuff's AI. But so much
of social media now is at AI slop again. I
laugh every time. But I don't understand what this obsession
with old people getting beat up at the chiropractors exist.
How did that get to be? Unless it's just my
(01:25:08):
algo feeding me that. But I have a feeling these
things are a lot of people are seeing these.
Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Oh but now yeah, yeah, now it's in mind. You
sent it to me, and now I get them all
the time time.
Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
I mean, we can't be the only people seeing these.
Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
I'm curious what else I was looking at that fed
me those? Right, But there's this whole subgenre of AI
slop going through this sona site that is elderly people
just getting beaten to a pulp by chiropractors and getting
thrown through walls and out windows and getting their spines
cracked in half, you know, in.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Adamant objects too, like the one of the woman sitting
in the stands and gets hit in the face with
a soccer ball. And I mean it comes in hot too,
like a million miles an hour. Oh, I'm so excited
to be sitting here watching my grands Ah falls back.
Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
It's so good. Well, I think the reason that they're
funny is because they're not. Ultimately, it's not like they died.
They get killed, they get back up. You know, in
other cultures rob they revere their elders. Right, these are
people with wisdom. These are people from whom you can
learn amazing things about their time here. Nope, we could
(01:26:16):
So what is it about our brains? We couldn't care
less about old people. Once you get tho a certain
aide put them in a corner. We don't need to
hear from them again, and we're gonna make a bunch
of AI videos of them getting decimated by chiropractice. It's wild,
all the robits that are coming after they're coming, Rob,
(01:26:38):
They're coming, and so who knows what all? Uh usher
in a.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Lower toy it's me short circuit screen.
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Boo boo, beep bob boop. I did get a nice
letter from Tim. He might not have thought it was nice,
but I did appreciate it.
Speaker 35 (01:26:59):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
He wrote letter, and he said, let me find it here,
he said, Alan, I'm drinking beer in the garage watching
clips of Cheers, which, as a forty five year old dude,
is the best show ever in my opinion. I've been
struggling with OCD and depression for a few months now,
(01:27:20):
and I've essentially isolated myself more or less from even
my best friends. And it's not right and they don't
understand it. But that's how I'm dealing with it. But
sitting in my garage with a beer and my dog
Cheers and your show makes me happy. You and Rob
(01:27:41):
make me laugh. Don't ever get rid of the David
Lee Roth clips. Uh Oh, some people aren't going to
like that. That's all right, Dave? Are you happy? You them?
Speaker 16 (01:27:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Good old timey stuff. Great.
Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
I've probably lost a couple of friends because of how
I am now, And I guess that's okay because they
haven't checked on me anyway. Thank you for the show.
This letter's all over the place. That's kind of where
I am now. So that's from Tim, so Rob, Thank
you Tim. We don't always know who we're talking to, right,
audience is large, disparate, all over the place, sometimes desperate.
(01:28:22):
But there he is in his garage, beer in hand,
dog at his feet. You're half the way there. If
you get a beer in your hand and a dog
at your feet. Now, if you have a dog in
your hand and beer at your feet, the day might
have taken a strange turn.
Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Or you're just spending a moment with a good boy.
Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Who's a good boy, a good boy and a good beer.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Yeah, and then you just switch back to the beer.
Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
I see. Yeah, So thank you Tim, and feel better,
I hope, because boy, this is not the time of
year to be done in the dumps, right, feel your pain.
This is the time of year, according to Mario Lopez.
I mean he just told us, he said. Celebrity actor
Mario Lopez called us and he told us it's a
rough time of the year.
Speaker 16 (01:29:05):
Callen Mario Lopez.
Speaker 13 (01:29:06):
Here.
Speaker 33 (01:29:07):
The holidays are just around the corner and it's a
wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and
give thanks, but it's also the time of the year
where most people commit suicide.
Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Oh my god, rob boy, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
At least he's there to let us know.
Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
Hey, listen, I'm glad right, people go shut up an act,
or shut up and dribble. People don't think that celebrities
or famous people or anyone who's accomplished it in their
field think that they have anything useful to impart. But
Mario Lopez certainly does. I think.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Hey, post Halloween.
Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
By the way, if you live in Cayhaga County, it's
worth pointing out they don't want you to just trash
your jack o lanterns. They want you to compost them.
Kyhuga County Solid Waste District, good gig or the Kiswood
(01:30:06):
is reminding residents that you can compost your leftover pumpkins
through November tenth. You can drop your pumpkins at one
of these compost collection sites. You know, now, there are
people who compost at home. When I lived in Ohio City,
I had a lot of neighbors who would compost at home,
(01:30:26):
which is why the neighborhood smelled so great. But this
keeps this kind of stuff out of the landfills. You know,
you want to keep those landfills pristine. The more square
footage being taken up by rotting pumpkins, the less square
footage that can be taken up by.
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Corpses and plastics.
Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Yep, decorations, candles and stickers must be removed beforehand, and
anything that's got like and this is what cuts a
lot of these out. Hey, anything it's painted or drawn on,
they can't take. I'm like, okay, well that's most Halloween pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
That's such a pain in the ass. Why bother like
just throw it away?
Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
Yeah, well this is one of the same friendly rob
It's going to the same place. So you're gonna tell
me a rotting pumpkin in a landfill is any different
than a rotting carton of eggs.
Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
I don't know. I don't shoot the message. Uh So
in Brexville, Lakewood, Coffin Park and Lake would they do
it at Westlake Police Department takes them and you know,
so the uh something to consider. Actually, if you now,
you might realize that the Cayahoga compost is one of
the more difficult sex moves on Urban dictionary dot com.
(01:31:36):
You try that one is well, I'll tell you, rob,
since you asked, you need three used condoms turned inside
out and the soundtrack to the terminator playing at full blast.
Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Oh so the actual like the dunt dunt, Yes, got
got gun?
Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
The Calling Carr show on one.
Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Called The Alan Show. Is this for real?
Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
Well, that's swearing in this?
Speaker 7 (01:32:02):
Who kinds of jeffin? Are you ready about to broadcasting?
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
On the radio two one.
Speaker 11 (01:32:07):
Six five seven eight one double oh seven or one
eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Three five one want to send me a text?
Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
But watch the show with the Alacac Show YouTube channel.
Listen on iHeart Radio Radio. He'll love your chiefs. Who
listened on the app? In Las Vegas? Christine's there, Jason's there,
a lot of other people. I saw that Vegas is
getting cyber truck squad cars.
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
The Las Vegas.
Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Oh good, Las Vegas Police Department is getting cyber truck
squad cars because of course they are, Ah, what an
attractive looking vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
It is right, you thought I thought that.
Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
That police departments across the country were trying to improve
their community perception and not detract from them. Yeah, obviously
a lot of you know, a lot of cops have
been driving around for a long time now, like Dodge
chargers and things like that, and those are pretty rad.
(01:33:26):
But the chief of police out there, or one of
the sheriffs in Las Vegas, said that the cyber trucks
are a heck of a recruiting.
Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Page twenty six.
Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
You hung up one, Take two? Okay, you're ready, three two.
One of the sheriffs said that the cyber trucks are
a heck of a recruiting tool.
Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Yeah, well, gonna look like a tool for sure with
the question.
Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
Yeah, you're gonna look like you're driving a dumpster around
and you're gonna be dressed up like a just the
worst show up at a crime scene and you can't
get the doors open. Oh you know what, I'll, ma'am,
I'll try to extract that dog from your ankle.
Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
As so as soon as I get through to tech support.
Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
That video of that dude with the hot dog and
the door closing and he's like, look at how it
doesn't compress the hot dog and it hits it and
the door opens back up to the cyber truck and
he sticks his finger and it the thing goes all
the way down and crushes his finger. Yeah, it makes
me laugh every single I've seen it fifty times and
somehow it still makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
It could have been worse, could put his waiener in there.
Speaker 7 (01:34:32):
Oh listen, you don't want that, so yeah, the you know, listen,
the Las Vegas Police Department is going to be getting
a fleet of cyber trucks for their squad cars, and
we'll see how that works out for them. Of course,
they posted a big glossy video to announce it. The
(01:34:54):
future of policing. Hey, can we fix the present of policing? First? Nil,
the power goes in, with all due respect, the nation's
first fully operational cyber truck patrol fleet. That's great, because
what you don't want is the nation's first occasionally operational
cyber truck patrol fleet, which seems more likely. Yes, given
(01:35:17):
the tech, say fer smarter and zero emissions. All right, well, listen,
two things can be true. I'll give him props for that, right,
no emissions. While they're bashing people's heads in, they won't
be releasing any fumes into the air.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
And you won't hear them coming. That's what I worry about.
Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
So many cars are so friggin quiet. I will be
in this parking garage leaving at night, and the way
that people fly through the parking garage, I don't get it, man,
All the time, you're still in a parking garage. By
the way, when pound Cake was on the show, he
used to fly, he used to break his balls multiple
times a week. I'm like, you're whipping around these corners.
(01:35:58):
There's still people there. I'm like, I'm like peeking around
the corner because there's cars. You know, you can't still.
It's not an empty parking garage at night. A lot
there's residents upstairs and so they're all parked there. And
so when I'm leaving at night, I'm like looking around
and there's always some dude flying down the thing. Yeah,
(01:36:18):
and we'll dude almost hit me the other night, and
I'm like, bro.
Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
We'll almost get it tonight too, because there's a Cavs
game and people fly because they're cutting it close.
Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
They're trying to get into the arena.
Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Every time I walk, I'm always like, I hug the wall.
I walk right up against the wall until I get
to my car.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I mean, it's when I'm in the car.
Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
Usually that's you know, I take my time pulling out
people just whipping around cars.
Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
I pull out a game as strong row. But you
take your time, I sure do.
Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
But yeah, these cars are so quiet. Yeah, like if
you're not paying attention, you can you know.
Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
That's what I worry about with like this, like using
those for police cars on the strip people walking around
all over the place.
Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Yeah, but they're still going to have like the sirens
and things like that, right they still Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
But if that's running. But if they're not, they're just driving. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
But also like these are like at minimum eighty thousand
dollars a truck, so you know, terrible looking. Maybe they
bought them a bulk rade from Elon Musk, who knows.
And I imagine that if you're one of these Vegas cops,
you know, you're all row shamba and for the keys
to one of these things if they use keys any
(01:37:32):
they probably even use keys, will you push a button?
I would imagine.
Speaker 12 (01:37:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
So the Las Vegas, we'll see what happens there. They've
got a fleet of cyber trucks for Metro police. I mean,
I guess when they're all decked out with like the
you know, they hush it up for the cops. It
looks all right, but they have any pictures of it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yep, I'll show one right there, right.
I mean it looks like that's all right.
Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
I mean, yeah, still a cyber truck. Yeah, but you
got to hush it up. It does look like a
five year old drawing came to life with a car.
Like when you told the kid to draw a car,
that's what they would draw.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Elon Musk is not a design guy. You know, he's
not funny. He's not a creative guy. And so when
he's like this is the future, like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Or But there's a lot of them around here.
Speaker 7 (01:38:24):
I do see him a lot, So I don't know
if there's a you know, he's not selling very many
or the sales have kind of cratered, so you can
probably get him pretty cheap now.
Speaker 13 (01:38:33):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
It's like for a while the market was flooded with
Maseratis because I think like Ford bought them or something,
so you'd get a Maserati for let you back in
the day, you know that was a full on six
figure purchase. Yeah, Now there's a ton of them because
you know, get him pretty cheaply.
Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Now, I just see those cyber trucks and instantly assume
whoever's driving it's a hart On.
Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
Well, I can see a normal person thinking that looks cool,
you know what I mean, Like, well, everybody's got a
different idea of what's esthetically AMPLI you, yes, of course
you want well, and in their slight defense, every car
on the road looks the same. There's like three car
(01:39:19):
types right by design, there's like five colors, and so
I understand somebody going that is awesome. Now, design wise,
it's terrible, And yes, my brain probably goes to there's
some douche behind the wheel of that thing. But I
don't know. I'm sure there's some first adopters who were like,
you know, oh, I'm gonna get me one of those
(01:39:39):
that looks awesome, and then it, you know, just as
chinzy as a tesla. I don't know, But you know,
the only time I was ever in a tesla was
when I was in an uber in Vegas and I
was like, this is like riding in a toy, Like
where's all this like high end design in this thing?
Clearly he's just trying to get these things out out.
(01:40:02):
It felt like if you opened the door, you know,
pushed the door too hard, it was going to fall
off the hinge.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
But who knows.
Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
Alan you barely walk on the streets in Vegas. It's
all overpasses. The Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 13 (01:40:14):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
You can walk for a mile, you know, down the
street in Vegas and not be able to cross.
Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
All right, right, I've not been You've never been to Vegas? No?
Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
No, not a gambler. No, I'm not a huge Vegas
guy either. I wasn't even first time I was ever
there it was for my fiftieth birthday. I've been there
once since. It's fun, but again, I'm not going to shows.
I'm not going to sit there at the slots all night,
you know. So it's like what am I gonna do?
I'll end up at shows or sports like I would
go for sporting something like that. I don't know. Well,
(01:40:46):
this guy at the Halloween party was that told me
that I didn't really see Connor McGregor there.
Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Ron Yeah, no, yeah, I don't know what you saw, dude,
but it wasn't Connor McGregor.
Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (01:40:57):
I guess from Boston, but he is.
Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
Because It sounds like the kind of guy that would
push back on you would be from Boston, and I
don't know that he's not from Boston.
Speaker 16 (01:41:04):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
There's no way you were at a fight and saw
Connor McGregor.
Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Trust me, you weren't there, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
I know what you're thinking, like, maybe you're having some
sort of like mini stroke or something.
Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Guy, But there's no way you saw Connor McGregory. But
his name was on the ticket.
Speaker 7 (01:41:21):
I don't care, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
You're having your what's that called Mandela affected? Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Yeah, maybe are in that one made Mandela affecting?
Speaker 32 (01:41:32):
Guy?
Speaker 7 (01:41:33):
You weren't that kid. Now I'm starting to wonder. I'm
telling there, I mean the sea. We were away up
in the nosebleeds. But I was there as a Team
Mobile Arena. It wasn't Connor McGregor.
Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
That's where we have the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the
T Mobile Arena.
Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
I always stay right across the street when I'm in Vegas.
John from Sharon, Pennsylvania is one of the many messages
I got from people. We were talking about mustaches.
Speaker 35 (01:42:04):
Allan, John here from Sharon, Pennsylvania. You know some of
us with those big long biker mustaches. Kind of just
get used to it. We kind of just get used.
Speaker 7 (01:42:14):
To eating our hair on the daily.
Speaker 35 (01:42:16):
And also, I got a quick question for you and Rob.
Did that guy spank his cat to make it me ow?
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
You guys?
Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
What? What did he spank his cat to make it
me out? When he said, here's my cat? He's my cat?
Oh the guy who left the message and his cat
was in the back. Yeah, big long biker mustache. We
just get used to eating our hair all the time,
all right. Well, they do things differently out there in Sharon, Pa.
(01:42:48):
He's living his best life right there on the Ohio Barda, Sharon, Pa.
You can go across the street to Weldon and I
go every year to Vegas for Halloween. My wife and
I got married there.
Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
It's kind of the cyber truck of matrimony, Rob, if
you will, going out town for you. But seeing the
Wizard of Oz at the Sphere is the coolest movie
I've ever seen in the forty years I've been alike.
Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Well, I have to think, I mean seeing a movie
at the Sphere, I think Schnitzer went.
Speaker 7 (01:43:23):
I mean the first time I went to Vegas for
my fiftieth, I would have been twenty twenty one. So,
like I get, we're still in COVID dechecked it right,
but Vegas didn't care. You'd never know it. The Sphere
was still being built, and so I think when I
went back last summer, summer before last, maybe the Sphere
was done, but I didn't know anything. I think you
(01:43:45):
two was like the opening schedule at the Sphere. Yeah,
I think Snitz just went and saw Wizard of Oz
in the Sphere. Wizard of Oz, Yeah, yeah, okay, I
mean again, that's not a of course, the visuals would
be cool. Wizard of Oz is not a movie that
(01:44:05):
would like, you know, blow my skirt up. But yeah,
I think i'd rather see a band there. Like people
are like I went to go see Fish. I'm like, okay,
like I get it. I don't know. You could see
anyone and it would probably be the most amazing show
you'd ever seen in your life, just because of the aesthetics.
But you know, I would have loved to have gone
(01:44:28):
to see you too. I had friends at home and radio,
we're going to see you too. Must be nice, do you.
Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
Think, Like when they were testing out the Sphere for
The Wizard of Oz to show the movie, like a
bunch of dudes just went Hasis and bought a gigantic
thing of mushrooms and tested it and ran Dark Side
of the Moon at the same time.
Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
I certainly hope. So, yeah, I mean you would have to.
That would be the way to do.
Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
That's what you do.
Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Yeah, that's the you have ever done that? SYNCD up
Dark of Oz.
Speaker 7 (01:45:01):
I hosted a thing when I was on the air
in Kalamazoo Michigan State Theater Downtown did that Wizard of
Oz and Pink Floyd and so I like hosted a
thing where I was like, hey, right, nanks for coming out,
blah blah blah. And I was there for like the
first fifteen minutes and I split. Yeah, I haven't watched
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
You got to be in the right frame, but it
works perfectly and it's awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
Well to me, it's kind of a you got your
chocolate in my peanut butter, You got your peanut butter
in my chocolate type situation.
Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
For sure.
Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
If I'm gonna watch The Wizard of Oz, I don't
want any distractions. I'm gonna be laser focused on Judy
Garlands Ruby with slippers. And conversely, if I'm gonna listen
to the Dark Side of the Moon, I don't want
to hear any lions talking.
Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
You don't know you mute the lion?
Speaker 7 (01:45:53):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
Yeah, you gotta mute the movie. Well wait, so you're
only listening to the music?
Speaker 16 (01:45:58):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Well what's the point of that? Its up perfect lines up.
Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
And the other one there's another one two thousand and one,
a Space Odyssey match up with echoes at the end.
Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
Okay from Pink Floyd. All right, that one's pretty sick.
Now what I do is I sync up the first
Creed album with Big Mama's House and I'll tell you
what they It's amazing. It will blow your ever loving mind.
Wig flies right off. So yeah, Allen, how do a
(01:46:36):
bunch of people go have zis? Well, you take the
entire total and then you uh.
Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
They split?
Speaker 7 (01:46:44):
They split.
Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
Apologies everybody, right, kiss, Yes, we got all the math nerves.
Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Hey, listen, it could be worse.
Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
We attract all manner uh and Jean Jean of nerds,
all of them.
Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Listen. We're verbal nerds and math nerds.
Speaker 27 (01:47:06):
Popular this six letter, this genre.
Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
That's how Ken Jennings pronounces that word too when it
comes up on Current Day Jeopardy. I have to assume
as an omah homage to one Alex Trebek. Oh, he
did do mushrooms when he saw The Wizard of Oz.
At the sphere, this person says, I'm not a fan
of the movie, but the visuals are insane and the
(01:47:32):
seats vibrate and leaves blue around.
Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
What oh, because the tornado, they probably just throw some
stuff in some leaves.
Speaker 7 (01:47:40):
Now do the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Yeah, how about that.
Let's do the time warp again. You can watch the
SYNCD up Wizard of Oz on YouTube. Well, how about that.
I'll just cast it to my television and do it.
Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
This was the same thing as doing it yourself.
Speaker 7 (01:47:56):
Well, no, I punch up SYNCD up Wizard of Oz
on YouTube, put on TV, and there it is.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
It'd be no different than if you did it yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
Yeah, but then I gotta have the album and they
gotta get the movie. That's what's so good as you
you gotta.
Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Wait for the second of the Lion and the MGM
in the beginning and.
Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
Then boom, off you go.
Speaker 9 (01:48:18):
I'm going a.
Speaker 7 (01:48:19):
Magical drug induced journey. Now you got me, see I
you had me at magical and drug.
Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Induced when it changes to money in the open part
of the movie is it's when they when they open
the doors and it's in color.
Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
I wonder who the first person was to figure that out.
It was obviously somebody who was really high, but they
had to be watching the movie and playing the album.
Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
It's been around so long.
Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
I'm sure it was the vinyl version at the coincidentally
the exact same time, or it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
It was just like a scoch off, you know what
I mean. Yeah, and the guy's like sit, there's like.
Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Wait a minute. But there's nothing in the lore that
it was like by design.
Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
I don no, no, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
I think I think it's purely coincidental, right, unless Pink
Floyd wrote it that way and didn't never tell anybody.
But I can't imagine that's what it is. You'd probably
have to tell somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom. And is that when
the monkeys show.
Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
Up or that's later. Then there is a part that
goes with that. There's a part with the witch. It's uh,
it's pretty awesome. Okay, yeah, well.
Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
Maybe i'll uh maybe I'll do that. I'll put it
on my list, grab a couple of edibles I do. Okay, well,
maybe i'll do that this weekend. I've only got a
couple of things to occupy my time, maybe driving constantly.
Oh you're going to be driving?
Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Oh god.
Speaker 9 (01:49:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
I was like, I can't do this.
Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
All I'm driving, I've got eight hours one way, yeah,
and uh cross tournament, Yep, it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 13 (01:49:59):
This is It's.
Speaker 36 (01:50:00):
A busy weekend. And my wife is on a friend's
sister's trip to Florida. So I'm like, she's short.
Speaker 4 (01:50:11):
You're in full dad's chauffeur mode. Uh huh yeah, Okay,
eight hours there, eight hours back ish yeah, and eyeballs
full of lacrosse all the time in between, which.
Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
I don't mind. But the eight hour drive, see that doesn't.
Speaker 7 (01:50:27):
Really I mean when I lived in Pittsburgh and went
to see my kids in Michigan or went home to Chicago,
that was like a six and eight nine hour drive, respectively.
So it was like, I I realize some people who
don't do that a lot, or like they want to blow.
Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Their heads off but yeah, it's torture for me.
Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
Any think in my mind anything ten hours in under
I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
Yeah, I was even I can make those long drives.
I was going to rent a car for.
Speaker 7 (01:50:51):
This weekend, and then I'm just like, last minute, I'll
just take my own.
Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
What you run a cyber truck?
Speaker 11 (01:50:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
Yeah, so I can run out halfway there to find
a charging station.
Speaker 7 (01:51:01):
Honey, I'm sorry, you'll lay to your game. Is a
lacrosse game or a match? It's a it would be
a game, but it's it's a tournament, gotcha, But it's
not called it's called a game, not gag. I know
nothing about lacrosse. Our friend Bill Squire played lacrosse, as
I don't know anything about it. I know it's a stick,
which I believe is called across, right, it's French lacrosse,
the stick, right.
Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
I think it's that simple.
Speaker 7 (01:51:24):
And then there's a net on the end, and then
you you run around and get the ball in the net.
Am I am?
Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
I warm? I don't know anything about uh.
Speaker 4 (01:51:35):
And then I have to think that you get the ball.
Speaker 7 (01:51:39):
In the other team's nets very much like hockey, bigger net,
but there's a small net on the end of the stick.
Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
It's hockey and soccer combined into a sport because the
rules are very similar. Don't they call it hawker hawker
or sockey oh, sockey bombs?
Speaker 7 (01:51:55):
Yes, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
Game is the common nomenclature, while match can sometimes imply
a larger competition series. So maybe in this case we
would be at a match because it's a tournament.
Speaker 7 (01:52:07):
Okay. You know, like if you're playing friends that play rugby, right,
that's a scrum, a rugby scrum, and that's people's beating
a piss out of each other.
Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
I love rugby, I just do not have a I
know nothing about it.
Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
But every guy I know, none of them are small
oh no, giant humans.
Speaker 14 (01:52:25):
The Llan Cox Show on one, you know, you think
this guy's gonna do one.
Speaker 15 (01:52:35):
Thing, Benny does another thing.
Speaker 14 (01:52:39):
Then a third thing happens, and it's a bummer because.
Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
You just want him to keep doing that middle thing.
Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
It's all very frustrating.
Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
The land Cox SHOWMMS.
Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
So somebody on the text ask the question that I
guess I was just thinking what happens when Dark Side
of the Moon runs out?
Speaker 7 (01:53:07):
I mean, the movie is like twice as long as
the album. Yeah, and you're just watching the movie. I
don't know. Then you're turning the sound up on the movie. Well,
how am I gonna follow it? Rob?
Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Look it up on YouTube? Done for you? There you go,
all right, that's what I was gonna do.
Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
Dark Side of the Moon's about forty three minutes long,
and The Wizard of Oz about an hour forty two.
So what happens after the album runs out? Can you
do it again?
Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
That's a good question. I don't. I don't remember. It's
been forever since I've done it.
Speaker 16 (01:53:35):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
No. I think it's just done. I think once it ends,
you're like, okay, cool, I'm high. I just enjoyed the
last hour. Thank you for playing right.
Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
I know everybody's trying to make it complicated, aren't they.
Speaker 13 (01:53:47):
Rob.
Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
Let's me included. We're all trying to over complicate things.
Nothing's that complicated. Most things are pretty simple. Hey, your
Cavaliers are at home tonight play the seventy six ers,
and they haven't played since Sunday night got one over
on the Atlanta Hawks. So tonight, Calves Philly seven o'clock
(01:54:09):
is your tip off. Pregame coverage begins here on the
Buzzard at six thirty and you can also listen on
the iHeartRadio app speaking of the Atlanta Hawks or their
former executives.
Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
Was embezzling from the team for a while.
Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
Boy, some people once they figure out that it is
how Trump operates, right with taxpayer money. To these guys,
money is just like a giant bowl of em and
m's and they just walk by and grab a giant
handful and once they realize that they can do that,
you dan trace it or whatever. A guy named Lester
Jones Junior used to be an executive with the Atlanta Hawks.
(01:54:50):
He was the team's senior vice president of finance, and
they charge him with wire fraud. They said that he
stole almost four million dollars in an embezzlement scheme from
the Atlanta Hawks. And I'm always amazed at how it
must be an indicator that they don't often do like
forensic accounting, I guess, unless there's a red flag, because
(01:55:13):
then you'll hear these stories about people who've done it
for a long time, right over the course of twenty years.
Marge in finance, you know, was stealing like ten grand
a year or something. But this guy, they're accusing him
of embezzling about four million dollars from the Atlanta Hawks organization,
creating false invoices, doctoring emails. This guy doesn't even have
(01:55:37):
a PhD. Rob doctoring. He also used his Atlanta Hawks
corporate card to take personal trips.
Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Now, again, the most that your boys.
Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
Here are ever going to do with the corporate card
is have a couple of pops. Right, most we're ever
going to do. We're not going to be taking trips. No,
I'm saying this outline.
Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
I'm establishing our Oh yeah, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
Why would anyone do something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:56:13):
That's right, she's scumbags. Wednesday, November the fifth, for twenty
four Eastern time. We I'm time stamping. We would never
do anything like that ever. Ever, I may have a
drink on the company done, Yeah, that's it. Never use
that for anything else.
Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
So this guy went all over the place. How do
they not know?
Speaker 7 (01:56:38):
Again, I've never had a corporate card in my name,
so I don't know how they work. But I have
to think at the bare minimum, you're expected to show
where the charges are from. Now if he's you know,
he's pulling this off because he was doctoring all kinds
of receipts and manipulating financial reports. But man, I'd be
puckered every time I did it. He went to the Bahamas,
(01:57:01):
Costa Rica, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Switzerland, and Thailand. Now I
have to assume that wasn't all one trip, and so
multiple trips used the card to buy apparel and jewelry,
a Portia and tickets to concerts and other events. When
you're putting a car on the corporate card, somebody's gonna
(01:57:23):
find out.
Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
I'm gonna give a show if you were.
Speaker 7 (01:57:26):
He changed an email from American Express to dupe the
Hawks into paying for his personal spending. I wonder if
he was there with like an exacto knife, you know,
and he's got his uh, you know, he has like
he's working on a cricket, putting things together. He asked
the Hawks employee to fill out reimbursement forms for two
hundred and twenty nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (01:57:48):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:57:49):
He said the money had been used for all kinds
of NBA business for a Vegas trip, but there was
no charge made to the credit card, so he was
trying to get reimbursed for charges didn't exist. And the
hotel that he supposedly stayed at never invoiced the team.
They get you when you least expect it, I guess.
(01:58:10):
But he was there head of finance, so they're like,
this guy's got access to all kinds of stuff, and
some people that can't handle it. I'd be worried. You
got to have a certain kind of hubris to do
something like that. You go because the first couple times
you do and you get away with it, and you go, well,
that's how you get these you know, women who embezzle
(01:58:32):
from their company for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
They're like, I just kept doing it, buying more stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
Nobody ever found out twenty years is a pretty good run.
Speaker 7 (01:58:42):
But this guy was only there four or five years.
Some of the sources claim he was in a romantic
relationship with another Hawk's employee, and boy, Batt'll get you
spending money, right, hence the Porsche. Yeah, He's like, how
am I going to get this girl to gobble mine?
Speaker 36 (01:59:02):
Not?
Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
Well, I'm gonna tell her I have a Porsche.
Speaker 7 (01:59:05):
I'm going to And this is where the word always
shows up, lavish her.
Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
They were living a lavish lifestyle.
Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
Is there any other sentence where you see the word
lavish show up unless it's preceded or it precedes the
word lifestyle. Never see that anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Nobody's using the word lavish. Willy nilly, Rob.
Speaker 7 (01:59:26):
Notice that maybe the only time I ever see the
word lavish is in one of these articles.
Speaker 2 (01:59:36):
Before the word lifestyle. A lavish home. But is that
part of living a lavish lifestyle?
Speaker 7 (01:59:43):
But it's still it's not the word lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Well, that is true, that is true. A lavish home.
Speaker 7 (01:59:52):
Vehicle. He drives a lavish vehicle, right, you mean like
a cyber truck exactly? Yep, A posha. Huh. Well, apparently
lavish technically means spending or giving more than is necessary.
You're being overly generous. Now, I guess you could try
(02:00:12):
to make the case, hey, this is all necessary. Lavish
means more than what is necessary, and this is very
reasonable that I would spend two hundred and twenty nine
thousand dollars. So he's looking at twenty years in prison
for a wire fraud who even knew they were prosecuting
white collar crime anymore? And they want to all of
(02:00:34):
the property and any ill gotten gains rob.
Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
From his embezzlement scheme.
Speaker 4 (02:00:42):
You say lavish and the First, the first person I
think of whenever I hear that word is Robin Leech.
Speaker 7 (02:00:50):
Yeah right, it.
Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
Would always be the lavish lifestyle is lifestyles of the
rich and famous.
Speaker 7 (02:00:58):
Robin Leach is still alive, Robin is he? Yes, Robin Leach, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Had lot of styles of the rich and famous. That's right, lavish.
Speaker 13 (02:01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
He got the idea for a show from a good
Charlotte song. Ohwa is complete, gentleman. As I said, who's
had one hundred and five one hundred and five, who
has had one hundred and five albums? Nobody?
Speaker 4 (02:01:26):
No, nobody, I did one a year, one a year, No, no,
fifty two two a year, year, two year.
Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
But nobody's done that.
Speaker 4 (02:01:36):
Jesus, that's Tito Puente at fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Two years old. Wow.
Speaker 7 (02:01:41):
Yeah, Robin Leech talking to Tito Puente is an unbelievable percussionist.
My drum teacher when I was younger, was way into
Tito Plente. Fifty two years old, Jesus. Robin Leach, Yeah,
died in Vegas, run over rob by a cyber truck
(02:02:01):
for they were even on the market.
Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
Well funeral was this social event of the air born
in London, died in Sincinday.
Speaker 7 (02:02:12):
He had a stroke while on vacation in Cabo San Lucas,
and a couple of years later he had another stroke
and died in hospice in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:02:21):
What a way to go. That does suck?
Speaker 7 (02:02:23):
Right now? I know that you have very you want
to talk about lavish Rob has very expensive tastes. Had
this show been on the air when Lifestyles of the
Rich and Famous was kind of at its peak, it's
conceivable that you could have been on that show.
Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Well, I mean that's I don't have the money for that.
Speaker 4 (02:02:42):
But that's where I that's where I learned my taste
of the finer thing. Right when he was sitting on
those private planes crushing back Cavir with the proper crisps.
Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
It was him and two chains. It could have been
you and him and two chains.
Speaker 4 (02:02:56):
Correct, Yeah, And instead, you know, I had to take
my cues from the things he'd done, and especially in
rerun form. I go back and I watch those things now,
and that's where I'm.
Speaker 7 (02:03:07):
Like, oh, right, that's what I need. He did an
episode of Celebrity Wife Swap with Eric Roberts.
Speaker 4 (02:03:15):
This does my wife keep your hands off of my wife?
Speaker 7 (02:03:21):
Robin Leech once remarked when people would criticize the show,
nobody would watch Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown.
Speaker 2 (02:03:28):
Not wrong. I believe that show is called Intervention Cops. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:03:36):
Wow, Well again, my question just goes to every time
you're consuming some of your cavia are and I know
that the Trump economy has really put a dent in
your caviar budget.
Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
Nonetheless, where there's a will, there's a way.
Speaker 4 (02:03:49):
Rob, I still I mean, I still get my stuff,
I just don't get as much of it.
Speaker 7 (02:03:54):
You are getting five cases a week, You're down to two.
Well I was doing about a month the case of month.
Speaker 4 (02:04:01):
Yeah, now I've cut back, all right, We're I'm making
it stretch over a couple of months, going have z's
with the neighbor and a couple extra people, you know,
because have the's.
Speaker 7 (02:04:11):
Yeah, you're in a cavir purchasing group like an LLC.
Speaker 2 (02:04:14):
That's correct.
Speaker 7 (02:04:15):
But I guess my thought was, when you consume caviar,
or when you enjoy the finer things, do you think
of Robin Leech? It's interesting that he is so singularly
associated with that.
Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
Yes, yeah, that's that again. That's where I learned.
Speaker 7 (02:04:28):
This was before like entertainment television was everywhere, right, this
was the show people would watch. This was pre cribs
and all that, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
Speaker 4 (02:04:37):
And if you could believe it, I I'm so embarrassed.
Prior to watching those repeats. You know, even ten years ago,
I assumed all sparkling wine was champagne.
Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Wow. And I didn't know it had to come from shit?
What at an idiot? I am?
Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
You know?
Speaker 7 (02:04:53):
And now I know?
Speaker 4 (02:04:55):
And now I refuse to drink anything other than champagne.
Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
I certainly can't blame you. I mean, what am I
gonna do?
Speaker 4 (02:05:02):
I'm gonna drink what I'm gonna drink a sparkling Italian
a Perseco?
Speaker 7 (02:05:06):
Right, God, are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:05:10):
What are you a philistine? What do you think I am?
I'm gonna drink a Persecon?
Speaker 7 (02:05:15):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (02:05:17):
You really know what you like and what.
Speaker 4 (02:05:18):
You American sparkle sparkling wines get bent?
Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
Oh you need the champagne now.
Speaker 7 (02:05:27):
The show was hosted by Robin Leach, but in nineteen
eighty four he was joined by Sherry Belafonte. I never
saw this show to remember this at all. The show
was renamed Lifestyles with Robin Leach and Sherry Belafonte.
Speaker 2 (02:05:42):
She wanted her name on the Marquis.
Speaker 7 (02:05:43):
After she left a year later, the show was simply
retitled Lifestyles, Lifestyles.
Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
With Robin and Cherry Belafonte.
Speaker 7 (02:05:54):
It would be so much better with Harry Belafante, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
Robin Leach and Harry Belafonte. Styles of the Rich and
the Famous with Robin Leech and Harry Belafonte. Oh, mister
Tali Mandali, me banana.
Speaker 7 (02:06:08):
Look at all these bananas. He's got so opulent. Do
you remember what the catchphrase was at the end of
the show.
Speaker 2 (02:06:16):
Yes, I'll give you a second.
Speaker 27 (02:06:18):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:06:18):
It's a direct reference to what you were just talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
I know, Oh, I know. Oh my god, I can
hear it.
Speaker 7 (02:06:24):
What is it? Dreams, both of the things you were
just talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
I remember the beginning. I remember the intro was like
him on a yacht.
Speaker 13 (02:06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
Private Jet has read about how Tom Brady cloned his dog.
Speaker 7 (02:06:37):
Yeah, and in twenty twenty five, this doesn't feel like
a big deal. Who else did that? Didn't somebody do
it years ago? Yeah, like Dolly Parton or John Rivers
and somebody clone their dog. Tom Brady took DNA from
his dearly departed Juni sorry Lua as the dog who
(02:07:00):
died a pit bull mix named Lua, and the new
dog Juni was cloned a place called Colossal Biosciences. Of course,
he's an investor in that, so it's in his best
interest to put this on the front page. Took blood
from his elderly dog before she died Christmas of twenty
(02:07:22):
twenty three, and they grew a new dog. So who
gets the clone that was before he and gizellbro I'm
sure he does, you think so? I'm sure why wouldn't she?
People fight? People fight over much smaller details than the pet.
Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
I'm sure yourself doesn't care about the dog.
Speaker 7 (02:07:39):
Really, I have much better things to do. I am
parking my Panates team. Sure, I don't know if that's
what she sounds like. That's what I assume. She sounds like,
clone of their beloved dog. All right, Well, the company
that he is invested in charges between fifty and eighty
five thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
Dollars for dog cloning.
Speaker 7 (02:08:00):
Pretty good racket, right, because I can't imagine it's really
that's up the cost of doing it. They're just like, hey,
if you get somebody in the door. Who's ready to
do this? They got deep pockets. Yeah, you can hit
them up for anything. It's Tom Brady like the yeah,
the wedding or funeral business. Because a while back, all
(02:08:21):
the cloning stories, this is a pretty standard. It makes sense,
all the cloning stories of the past couple of years
when these scientists who claimed that they cloned something from
like prehistoric times. Right, oh, we've cloned saber too, tigers
or whatever. But they never want anybody to inspect their work,
so people are properly skeptical. Tom Brady clone his dog.
(02:08:46):
Diane Keaton apparently left five million dollars to hers So
another one of these people who I didn't think Diane
Keaton had any kids.
Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
I go, all right, she wasn't married. It's a rich
old lady. It's absurd, but okay, she got a couple
of kids. She adopted a couple of kids in the nineties.
I'm sure there's money for them. But she left her dog, Reggie,
five million dollars in her will. Why wouldn't you just
(02:09:14):
donate there? Look, she was social animal advocate. Now I
don't know where the rest of the money went.
Speaker 7 (02:09:19):
Maybe she did donate twice that to the ASPCA or something.
But the person who's going to get the five million
dollars is the person watching the dogs.
Speaker 4 (02:09:27):
It and it's allocated for the dog. Yeah, yeah, dog's
eating kibble.
Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
Diane Katon said that the great loves of her life
were her children, al Pacino architecture and Reggie the dog.
You know, so in California, an I think probably in
most states. She lived in California, so that's why it's relevant.
Probably in most states, animals can't directly inherit money. You
(02:09:58):
got to set up a trust. You want to talk
about embezzlement. Oh yeah, I'm in charge of the Dogs Trust.
How much did it get? Five million dollars? What does
that dog cost to take care of every week?
Speaker 3 (02:10:10):
Eh?
Speaker 7 (02:10:12):
For a ride, Fluffy? Couple hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:10:15):
Yeah, you're going to live on a farm.
Speaker 7 (02:10:20):
And so am I with five million dollars? Anyway, she
was a fierce animal advocation. She was a board member
for an animal center in San Diego County and they
said that she's donated five million dollars to her beloved dog, Reggie.
Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
I I show you a piece of video here speaking
of dogs.
Speaker 7 (02:10:42):
The an aquarium in Japan for whatever reason, you're never
gonna out weird Japan, whether it's food or culture or
art or whatever. God bless them. There is an aquarium
in Kobe, Japan where they have an quote unquote educational
exhibit where you can sniff recreated animal asses. You sniff
(02:11:05):
the portraits, and somehow this is educational in you learning
what animal anuses smell like. I'll show you a piece
of video here of people walking around this butt museum.
Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
Animal butts that are artificially scented replicating the scent of
various animal anuses. There are glass framed images of different
animal butts with small openings. You can truly feel the
scent of the animals. But when you touch or push
your nose at the openings, it is said that each
frame is sprayed with carefully made fake sense that smell
(02:11:40):
like an animal's bum. If you've been curious to know
what a penguin's bum or a tiger's rump smells like,
now you can find out.
Speaker 7 (02:11:47):
Yeah, I haven't been I gotta tell you that hasn't
occurred to me one single time. I mean, you can
feel part in the pune. You can frame this as educational,
but it's a novelty. To be sure, you.
Speaker 4 (02:12:00):
Would have to assume it's gonna smell like whatever they are,
if they're like a meat eater, if they're vegetarian.
Speaker 7 (02:12:08):
But also they're not gonna smell that different. Oh this one,
this is an alpaca. Oh, this is a penguin. Yeah,
it's ass.
Speaker 4 (02:12:16):
The penguin ass smells more fishy than the alpaca ass.
Speaker 7 (02:12:21):
I don't know what alpaca eat. I think small children,
bill plants. So if you find yourself in Kobe, Japan,
check that.
Speaker 4 (02:12:31):
Out as sniffing music. Yes, this one smells human. Just
somebody just standing there scratching.
Speaker 7 (02:12:46):
Exqueoze.
Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
It's scooi.
Speaker 7 (02:12:51):
Excusy.
Speaker 5 (02:12:54):
The car show one Buzzer buzz Cleveland called The Alan
Cox Show.
Speaker 7 (02:13:08):
He'll tell you all the best knock knock jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Pluss is surprising opinions about Hawaiians two.
Speaker 11 (02:13:13):
One six, five seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (02:13:28):
Three five one nine two.
Speaker 4 (02:13:30):
Want to send me a text Alancoxshow dot com and
email me.
Speaker 7 (02:13:34):
You can watch the show if you want on a
YouTube channel. There Clapton Braduce all coach p B. I'm
a buzzer.
Speaker 2 (02:13:43):
This is when you started to hate Clapton, right.
Speaker 4 (02:13:45):
That hates but yeah, it was wasting potent favorite Clapton time.
Speaker 7 (02:13:50):
No, I love eighties Clapton. I'm a sucker for it.
This album was called Behind the Sun. This would have
been smack dab in the middle of the eighties.
Speaker 3 (02:13:59):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:14:00):
This is when he started collaborating Phil Collins, so a
lot of Eric. This is when Clapton was like in
his Miami Vice era because his music would show up
on that show, probably because of his association with Phil Collins.
Clapton was married, but he was putting it in everything
that crossed his path, right, h he like split with
(02:14:20):
his wife temporarily he had already broken up with Oh no,
maybe he was still married to George Harrison's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
And then he had a kid. He pulled a Dave Groll.
Speaker 7 (02:14:33):
He had a kid with like a production assistant at
the studio where he was recording Behind the Sun. And
I think that might have been the last straw for
his what anyway, I love Behind the Sun and Rob
is less of a fan of that era.
Speaker 12 (02:14:50):
But some of it.
Speaker 2 (02:14:51):
I mean, this is fine. I wouldn't if this came
on and I was in the car.
Speaker 7 (02:14:54):
I wouldn't change it.
Speaker 4 (02:14:55):
Oh okay, you know, but it's just like for what
Clapton could have been understood, This stuff bums me out,
all right.
Speaker 7 (02:15:04):
Well, speaking of behind the Sun, there has been a
lot of interstellar commentary about these comets that are coming
through rob You know, there was that Harvard physicist It
played to the clip maybe a week or so ago
where he was like, could this comment be alien live
(02:15:25):
from another You know, he's no dummy, this guy and
his peers were like, yeah, that's not a hypothesis that's
really going to hold up with any scrutiny. But there's
a lot of things going on right now. There's an
interstellar object that they've been keeping their eye on. They
keep changing color and they can't figure out why that is.
(02:15:47):
And I show signs of non gravitational acceleration, which is
not wildly unusual, but they can't figure out why it
keeps changing color. And it's showing signs, like I said,
of this acceleration as it approaches Perihelian raw. Now, for
(02:16:08):
people who don't understand astronomy, Parahelian is the scientific term
for that space between the anus and the Genitalia.
Speaker 4 (02:16:17):
God, I was hoping that's where you were going. I
think that's what it is. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty
sure that's what it is. Parahelium some with orbit memory serves.
There you go, that's right.
Speaker 7 (02:16:35):
Speaking of Tate McCrae, she's been accused of lip syncing.
Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
By the way, I saw that.
Speaker 7 (02:16:39):
I love when people who are pop music fans get
all upset at the near implication that somebody might be
lip syncing, Like they all do it. Where have you been.
There's like full rock bands that have a track going
underneath them in case, you know, somebody falls out or whatever.
They were like, oh, she accidentally held her microphone upside
(02:17:01):
down and you can still hear her singing.
Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
Yes, yeah, they sing along to their tracks. Absolutely, every
one of them does it. It's savvy as people consider themselves.
Speaker 7 (02:17:10):
Why are people still hanging on to like these old
tiny notions of how the sausage is made when it
comes to, you know, pop culture.
Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:17:20):
Anyway, some wild things coming from the far side of
the sun, an object that is hurtling through our solar
system on an escape trajectory, and so they're keeping their
eyes and you know, the nuts and bolts of it
is unbelievably dull for people who aren't kind of hip
(02:17:41):
to how this all works, Present Company included. But I
am fascinated by these things.
Speaker 2 (02:17:46):
So the biggest question is why it keeps changing color.
Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
Well, that's the biggest question that people who know about
this stuff have. They're like, there's a logical reason for it.
Speaker 4 (02:17:57):
Most likely, we just can't figure out what that is
extreme heat and extreme cold.
Speaker 7 (02:18:02):
M right. They said that one they weren't able to
determine the nature of one object they were keeping an
eye on, but they now know it's a comet. Dude
to its distinctive out gassing behavior. Oh it's like my grandpa.
So yeah, a lot of unusual features. They said it
(02:18:24):
could be a ten billion year old time capsule from
another part of the universe. As I understand it, rob
space is vast, there's a lot of it, and it
never seems to end.
Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
But uh yeah, Perihelion of course is the well what
is it?
Speaker 7 (02:18:42):
It's not the taint, it's the Parahelian It's it's uh
what is it? Actually, It's like when it's it's orbit
is when it's the closest to the Sun something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:18:55):
I think I was just assuming you were right.
Speaker 7 (02:18:58):
I was like, yeah, it's the tape.
Speaker 4 (02:19:00):
Take the ass tat the balls, Grundle, the perihelion.
Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:19:07):
So you know, every time somebody in the astronomy community goes, well,
maybe aliens, because the answer could always be maybe aliens.
But then obviously upon further inspection, they can check a
lot of boxes and they go, well, so far as
far as the cosmological mysteries go, there we have found
(02:19:28):
zero aliens. But it's still fun to toss around. But
this one in particular, they're like, why does it keep
changing color?
Speaker 4 (02:19:38):
Do you think it's you think you could have anything
to do with the fact it's very close to an
ass teroid or perhaps a black hole.
Speaker 2 (02:19:48):
Wmms rob on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (02:19:50):
It seems like it's just stuck in that middle space
between the asteroid and the black hole.
Speaker 19 (02:20:02):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (02:20:02):
The sounds of space, they're fascinating, aren't they. We're getting
an incoming signal and we cannot determine.
Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
It as old as the Big Bang.
Speaker 7 (02:20:12):
What it is?
Speaker 4 (02:20:13):
Oh my god, let's train your telescopes on that as
it hurtles through the night sky.
Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
As m oh, if you look very close.
Speaker 4 (02:20:30):
You can see a black dwarf in there too, which
is a big deal when it comes to that space
taint area.
Speaker 7 (02:20:36):
Yeah, I believe black dwarf. I don't believe that's the
preferred nomenclature, Rob, that's what it says.
Speaker 2 (02:20:43):
Oh, I got you, Alan.
Speaker 7 (02:20:45):
I would love for it to be extraterrestrials, even if
they're hostile. They destroy this bitch. What better way to
go out? Right? Independence Day? Remember what a huge scene
that was in the movie Independence Day when the Aliens
shoot that single beam down and destroy the White House. Yeah,
(02:21:06):
had they waited thirty five years, you know, they could have.
Speaker 4 (02:21:11):
Had the guy live in there do it. Nevertheless, it
was fun while it lasted.
Speaker 7 (02:21:16):
So as of now, the instances of obviously confirmed alien
life and by the way, they mean sentient alien life.
Speaker 9 (02:21:27):
Right.
Speaker 7 (02:21:27):
You'll hear a lot of people go, well, plants, yes,
that is it would be alien to us. But I
don't think we've had alien plants either. I don't think
moon rocks counts. But it is fascinating to consider. If
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Speaker 37 (02:22:15):
Allen Tony from Pittsburgh. Remember they used to do those
Hardball with Chris Matthews sketches on SNL. They had one
where Tracy Morgan played Harry Belafonte. You have to look
up the cliff of just him saying crazy stuff. It's
one of my favorite all time. Would go to SNL sketches.
(02:22:37):
Hate the show bank.
Speaker 7 (02:22:38):
Hmm, Tony and Pittsburgh don't even have the accent. It
doesn't even have the kindness. Rob even tried to do
the accent. Tracy Morgan and Harry Bell. Yeah, Darryl Hammond
would play Chris Matthews. I mean you're talking like twenty
five years ago on that show. I think that episode
is when John McCain hosted That's how you know how
(02:22:59):
long ago that one?
Speaker 3 (02:23:01):
Dear Lord Belafonte hit me with a quick one.
Speaker 31 (02:23:04):
You wanna wreck is a mystery show fantastic. Another list
in Churchill it was a house Negrod poodles on a
black Man of the Dog Born. I am never gonna
(02:23:24):
get tired of this.
Speaker 7 (02:23:25):
But Tracy Morgan was so skinny back in the day
when he first started in ESNL.
Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
You see his new girlfriend. Ohough, he's married. Nope?
Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
Oh no, Yeah, it's good to have Walmart money boy.
Speaker 7 (02:23:40):
I mean, it's not like the guy was poor before.
Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:23:43):
He jumped up as I wouldn't want to whole friend.
Speaker 2 (02:23:47):
I wouldn't want to go through what he went through
to get it.
Speaker 7 (02:23:50):
But Tracy Morgan confirms he has a new girlfriend, steps
out with mystery woman.
Speaker 2 (02:23:56):
He's fifty two.
Speaker 7 (02:23:57):
She is.
Speaker 2 (02:23:58):
They didn't disclose her name. He's wearing has all read.
Speaker 7 (02:24:00):
He's got the dude.
Speaker 4 (02:24:02):
She got some cakes. Somebody h she thickened all the
right spots.
Speaker 7 (02:24:08):
Tracy Morgan and his estranged wife filed for divorce in
July twenty twenty after nearly five years of marriage.
Speaker 4 (02:24:14):
Oh I didn't know that. Is she the one that
gave him a kidney?
Speaker 2 (02:24:17):
Wasn't the story?
Speaker 7 (02:24:18):
And Tracy Morgan, like a girlfriend gave him a kidney?
And they dumped her or he divorced to someone. I
don't know if it was her. You see that jet.
He's got a new show that is getting no promotion
at all. He had a show called the Og on
TBS or something like that. I liked it too, but
I don't think anybody watched it. No, it's called Crutch
(02:24:41):
and I only saw a promo because it's on Paramount Plus.
And it was a pre roll before I was watching
Mayor of Kingstown and it was a pre roll before that.
I'm like, ooh, what's this like Tracy Morgan And it
looks like a standard like three camera sitcom. It's him,
And I think Cedric the Entertainer like, what show is
this guy not on? But yeah, Tracy Morgan is Crutch
(02:25:05):
now streaming And I was like, I've never heard of
this point.
Speaker 2 (02:25:08):
I have to check it out. So he has a
new show, a new sitcom on Paramount Plus. I love him.
Speaker 7 (02:25:13):
I love him too. He's been on the show a
couple of times, not for a long time.
Speaker 4 (02:25:17):
He is impossible to keep like it. That's the thing
you him run.
Speaker 7 (02:25:22):
You cannot have like a conversation, or at least I
wasn't able to No, nobody can have a long yeah,
if you have a long amount.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
I had him on in Chicago, I'm on Pittsburgh. I've
never had him on here.
Speaker 4 (02:25:33):
But yeah, you just let him go. Yeah, because he
knows what he's doing. I mean, he's it's just that's Tracy.
Speaker 7 (02:25:41):
He and his ex wife have an eight year old daughter,
and I guess that uh was a little acrimonious. Yeah,
but yeah, he got a lot of that Walmart money. So,
but he's fifty two. His ex wife's thirty four. He
looks way older than fifty two.
Speaker 2 (02:25:56):
Tracy Morgan. Yeah, I think he looks younger than fifty two.
Do you really? Yeah, fifty two. In that picture you're
looking at right now, Like, is it him with his girlfriend?
O this one?
Speaker 7 (02:26:06):
Or she's in like the dragt Oh, no, I'm sorry,
that's his ex wife. Oh where's the girlfriend? I'm not
even the girl.
Speaker 2 (02:26:12):
They're they're walking out of a restaurant or something on
a sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (02:26:15):
Is this in the New York Post or something? I
forget where I saw it. Let me see, Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 7 (02:26:20):
Oh, so the picture I was looking at the whole
time was his ex wife holding hands with shapely new girlfriend. Okay,
this one is what you're talking about. Yeah, looks like Biancason.
Speaker 2 (02:26:31):
Sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:26:32):
Yeah, she's got like green outfit on. She's got like
assim plants or something. Okay, well, okay, old, then I'm
probably looking at an older photo of him if he
was standing there with his ex wife. Oh, she's wearing blue.
It was happier times.
Speaker 2 (02:26:47):
Got a yet.
Speaker 4 (02:26:51):
Yeah, see Tracy, I bring you ass, Bring your ass.
Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
Tracy looks old.
Speaker 7 (02:26:58):
Okay. Well, now he's fifty six, so I was reading
an old article about him and his ex wife.
Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
I'm a dummy.
Speaker 7 (02:27:04):
Tracy Morgan is fifty six years because I was like,
there's no ways younger than me. I've got to tell
you I'm hungry for cakes. Yeah, Stutt, take a look
at John Cakes people online joking about his younger companion
living his best life. Well, good for him.
Speaker 2 (02:27:24):
I love Tracy anyway.
Speaker 7 (02:27:28):
He's been married twice before, has kids from both wives,
and you know, his personal life has kind of been
all over the place.
Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
Not that that's any of our business. Rob, This new
one's gonna get pregnant no time.
Speaker 7 (02:27:44):
Well, no time, how part of the appeal to her, right,
he's gonna leave it in and she'll get some Walmart on.
It takes one time. Leave it in. Fifty six year
old Tracy Morgan, it's by walking in New York with
his new girl friend.
Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
All right, oh, there's piece of video there.
Speaker 7 (02:28:03):
I see. Hey how about that? Yeah he's got a
real Yeah he got her off like an album cover
or something.
Speaker 2 (02:28:15):
Oh, without question.
Speaker 7 (02:28:16):
Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
And here was the last video for the Twins.
Speaker 7 (02:28:22):
If you can find something that makes you happy, grabble
with both hands.
Speaker 2 (02:28:27):
Bro, there's both hands needed for that one. Yeah, they
sure do. He needs an extra hand.
Speaker 7 (02:28:30):
Uh huh, Allan, you're thinking of George Lopez with the
kidney maybe. I mean there's a lot of kidneys to
go around. And uh Clutch is a spin off from
the Neighborhood. Oh all right, well, okay, was Tracy Morgan
in the Neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (02:28:49):
I knew Cedric the entertainer was, I couldn't tell you. Yeah, same.
Speaker 7 (02:28:54):
That's one of those shows we were talking about a
while ago. The Neighborhood is one of these shows, a
network sitcome that's been on for like eight seasons and
I've never met a single person who watches it, but
people clearly do because they're not you know, network shows
aren't charity cases.
Speaker 4 (02:29:07):
You know, when I started watching on CBS DMV, did
you watch it?
Speaker 3 (02:29:12):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (02:29:13):
It's funny.
Speaker 7 (02:29:14):
And that's another show that nobody that they're not really promoted. No,
but it's funny. The cast is great. It's got Keith
from Righteous Gemstones, tim Meadows, Molly Kearney from right here
in Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:29:27):
She had a very short stint on Saturday Night Live.
She's the one that runs the whole joint. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:29:31):
Yeah, And Harriet Dyer, who is an Australia The Blonde
is an Australian actress. She's on an Australian show I
love called Colin from Accounts. She and her husband do it.
It's an Australian sitcom that's also on Paramount, so she must
have some deal with them. But it's really funny, so
I know her from that. She does an American accent
in this. Yeah, there's only a few episodes. Yeah, it's
very good. It's called DMV. It's like very much like
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The Office. Yeah, for a network sitcom, it's pretty good.
But again there's there's so many shows. It's like the
networks aren't even promoting their own shows anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:30:04):
You'll just see him on the streamers.
Speaker 4 (02:30:05):
I keep waiting for the guy, the Keief guy, to
like go into something that sounds like Keith.
Speaker 7 (02:30:11):
He hasn't done it yet, well because he's got short
hair and so, but he's like the office letch too right,
so you know, it's not exactly playing against type right. No,
it's funny and ti I love the tim Meadows renaissance.
By the way, Tim Meadows, I feel like, was gone
for a long time and now he's in everything, and
he's in Peacemaker, he's in DMV, he's in you know.
Speaker 4 (02:30:33):
The reoccurring joke of his chair makes me laugh every
single time. Have you watched more than one episode? Yes,
so it just keeps happening and every time I laugh.
I don't know, it's so dumb that something like that
would be so funny to me.
Speaker 7 (02:30:46):
I mean, for a while, Tim Meadows had the SNL record,
he and Kevin Neelan tim Meadows had been on that
show for ten years and people were like, oh my god,
ten years. Now you got Keenan going on twenty plus
because Keenan Thompson is like, why would you volun tarily
leave Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2 (02:31:03):
Because everybody thinks they're they're bigger than that.
Speaker 7 (02:31:05):
Well people are. I mean, you're gonna get a lot
of things thrown at you. But I think currently the vibe.
We just had Michael Longfellow in here, right. He was
the Hilaries this past weekend. He was on for three
seasons and kind of unceremoniously let go. He's like, he
was very sanguine about it, but he's like, that's what
it is. Whatever. But back in the day, it was
like Lorne Michaels was taking every sketch they did and
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trying to make it into a movie. After Wayne's World,
Tim Meadow's Got The Ladies Man and you know, Law
of Diminishing returns.
Speaker 4 (02:31:35):
The Ladies Man I thought was very, very underrated. I
thought that was a very funny movie. I didn't think
the bit was funny. Oh you didn't, No, ok, okay.
Speaker 7 (02:31:43):
You know, the lisp and everything, Like, I got what
they were going for, But I just think about the
craziest thing. I have a thought, Yeah, I didn't think that.
I don't find lisps as a kid that had a lisp.
I don't find them funny. And I certainly don't understand
why adults still have them. Uh, but that's just me.
I'm I have a lisp bias rop you know what
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I mean.
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Speaker 4 (02:33:34):
I was outside taking pictures of that big beaver moon
last night. Rob Were you outside at all taking pictures?
Speaker 7 (02:33:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:33:40):
No, I saw it.
Speaker 7 (02:33:41):
It was cool. You're not somebody taking photos of the moon.
I don't know why I am. That's like not really
my vibe. But I think it's because I learned how
to do some tricks on my phone and so I
was dicking around.
Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
But I don't know what it is. Maybe I have.
Speaker 7 (02:34:00):
The soul of the lichen throat rob but I am
Over the past few years, I've become drawn to the Moon.
I don't know what that indicates. What could that be?
Could it be am I? Is it early onset dementia?
Is our planet's only satellite calling to me? To some degree?
Speaker 2 (02:34:23):
I don't know. Maybe.
Speaker 7 (02:34:25):
I mean, it's not like I'm equally enamored of all
these moons. There's like, you know, the blood moon, this
is the beaver Moon. Could it be the subtext? Could
it be the the double entendre that's getting to me?
Speaker 2 (02:34:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:34:38):
Well, it has to be more than just you were
able to take a good picture of the moon, because
even if you took the best picture ever of the moon,
it's still just a picture of the moon.
Speaker 7 (02:34:47):
I know, I understand this, but I get in there
and I get it so detailed that you can see
the craters and the shadows, and it's you know, now,
the question.
Speaker 4 (02:34:57):
Is great, but what the hell do you do with that?
Well nothing, that's my point. It made you happy and
that's what counts. But this brings us full circle. Why
is that? Why am I so enamored of the moon?
Satilight light in my heart?
Speaker 7 (02:35:16):
Yeah? I out for the pod satellite. But listen, Dave
Matthews band, he does fine work too. We play pod satellite.
I bet we don't do we Anywhoh?
Speaker 34 (02:35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:35:31):
Last night I'm out there like a dummy in my
driveway taking photos.
Speaker 2 (02:35:35):
It was cold, man, it was so cold. Yeah, cold
all day. I looked out the window. I'm like, oh,
look there's the moon.
Speaker 7 (02:35:42):
We're supposed to be supposed to be snowing this weekend.
I think, yeah, Monday, Tuesday, right, Yeah, I thought over
the weekend, but maybe not Sunday. I'm going to be
in Parma Heights And I know you're asking yourself, Allan, why,
I'll tell you because I love rookies and that's where
they're sending me this Sunday for the bud Light Football
(02:36:02):
Face Off Challenge. We called the Cox Out pregame because
we're watching the game, we're getting the ball into the
hole baby and hopefully getting you to Vegas and maybe
the Super Bowl. So when the Browns are on the road.
We kind of switch it up a few seasons ago.
I used to do home games. Now when the Browns
are on the road, I go out hang with you guys,
(02:36:22):
and I'm gonna be at Rookies on West one thirty
if you know where it is, if you're out Parma
Parma Heights Way, you know exactly where Rookies is.
Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
And I haven't been there in a minute, but I
love that spot.
Speaker 7 (02:36:32):
So I'll be out there Sunday from noon to two,
noon to two ish. I always hang out for a
little bit. Yeah you do, but we started noon. We
go till question mark noon to two.
Speaker 2 (02:36:44):
Yeah. You asked if I was going. I can't. I'm
gonna be uh away. I forgot about and I was
just trying to Oh right, I was. I was trying
to include you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 16 (02:36:57):
So it's uh.
Speaker 7 (02:36:59):
Sunday Rookies Parba Heights. It's right here at the end
of like a strip mall there.
Speaker 13 (02:37:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
We've been there before for something, haven't we.
Speaker 7 (02:37:08):
No, not for the show. Nope. I've been there as
a civilian on a couple of occasions. We've never gone
for the show. Okay, I've never had an appearance there.
I've only gone on my own on the subject of
the moon. The next trad wife abomination is moonwater. A
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mom influencer online is purporting moonwater when the moon is
out there doing its thing. Some people believe, well, I'm
not even going to say some people believe this woman
is trying to get you to believe that she believes
that there's energy transferred from the.
Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
Moon to the water.
Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
Right, So she does, right, She gets water and then
seals it and then leaves it outside.
Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
You know how you make sun tea.
Speaker 7 (02:38:04):
Yeah, it's like that, but you're getting the energy provided
by the light of the moon. Now, even if there
is an iota of scientific merit to that, you have
to think that it's so minimal.
Speaker 4 (02:38:20):
But let's see what she does. You yellow how to
video on how to make your moon water for your kids.
Speaker 34 (02:38:25):
My kids requested a glass of water, so I start.
Speaker 7 (02:38:28):
Now, I alright, your voice, But she's a mom fluencer.
I believe that's the appropriate portmanteau. Lex de la Rosa.
And these are board housewives right their husbands. They live
in these giant houses, usually in Nashville or something, And
clearly the husband has got a pretty good gig, and
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they're just at home with the kids making videos. And
this one is for moonwaterry.
Speaker 34 (02:38:55):
Collecting water from this natural stream. I stumbled up. I
used this th cheese cloth.
Speaker 38 (02:39:00):
To the.
Speaker 2 (02:39:04):
I'm kind of setting people up. This is a goof.
Speaker 7 (02:39:07):
But I think that it's funny because she's making fun
of people who believe in moonwater.
Speaker 4 (02:39:13):
Those ducks there too, By the way, what's that you
see the ducks in the background there too.
Speaker 7 (02:39:17):
The reason I think this is funny is because of
the voice and because the comments from people who don't
realize she's doing a goof. So she's like, I found
this natural stream and it's a close up of the
hose and then she's like an, I strain it through
this cheese cloth and there's like mulch in it, you know,
love it ree.
Speaker 34 (02:39:38):
Before placing my water in a separate boo bowl, was
slashed beneath the light of a full moon to absorb
the moon's energies. Before receiving a soundbacks, I gave the
water a good stage to make sure it was free
of any negative energy. Once I was left with pure
moon water, I added it to a pan and brought
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it to a simmer over flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:40:01):
I added for flavor, she added some ice.
Speaker 12 (02:40:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:40:05):
So, but this is the thing. Everything now on social
media is so absurd. You have a real hard time
figuring out if they're serious or not. I don't think that.
I'm pretty sure she's not. Obviously, you don't add ice
for flavor, even if you're a triad wife in Tennessee.
But yeah, there are people who are on board with
the moon water, and I say, go nuts right again.
(02:40:31):
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
Cheryl Crow said it best.
Speaker 4 (02:40:35):
I love that there's a AI overview of how to
make moonwater. Choose a container, clear glass or coppers often recommended,
fill with water, set an intention, Whisper your intentions, goals,
or prayers into the water, or write them on a
note and place it near place under the moon. Leave
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the container outside or on a windowsill where the moonlight
will hit it directly.
Speaker 2 (02:41:00):
Number five is my favorite.
Speaker 4 (02:41:02):
Let it charge, let them cook, allow it to sit
overnight to absorb the lunar energy, and then in the morning,
seal the container.
Speaker 2 (02:41:12):
Store it can be refrigerated to last longer.
Speaker 9 (02:41:16):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (02:41:17):
So there you have it. They're on to something they're
on to something.
Speaker 4 (02:41:20):
Yeah, so wouldn't every single body of water technically be moonwater?
Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
Then at well, you could certainly make that case.
Speaker 7 (02:41:28):
I mean, there's no lunar energy obviously is something that's
not recognized by science. But the people are playing fast
and loose with science anyway, Right, science can be a liar.
Speaker 2 (02:41:41):
Something science for a.
Speaker 7 (02:41:43):
Lot of people of a certain ilk that falls under
the list of things they might not believe in. So
I don't know what she thinks science is a liar sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:41:57):
That's right, moon water anyone.
Speaker 7 (02:42:00):
So if you see that making the rounds on social media,
if you are even moderately online, you might see moonwater.
And this isn't the first time we see you know,
it kind of makes the rounds every few years, but
it doesn't make it any less entertaining. And who knows,
I've never made any I don't even care for sun tea,
(02:42:22):
so I've never made moon water.
Speaker 4 (02:42:23):
What is sun tea? I mean I heard you say
it earlier, but I've never heard. Oh, it's like a
giant glass thing.
Speaker 7 (02:42:29):
You fill it with water and you put just a
whole buttload of tea bags in it, and then you
put it out to let it steep under the sun. Okay,
it's like an old, tiny southern thing. Wouldn't that just
instantly scream bacteria?
Speaker 4 (02:42:44):
I don't think so, no, well, yeah, anything if you're
in the sun like that, like you would just yeah.
But but yeah, I guess I don't know, man, I
just always overthink that stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:42:58):
So, I mean I've had sun tea. Yeah, bacterial growth.
Speaker 2 (02:43:02):
Of course.
Speaker 7 (02:43:04):
The primary concern is that the sun heats the water
to a temperature within the danger zone forty to one
hundred and forty degrees fahrenheit. Again, I can't imagine that
the sun is going to heat your water to one
hundred and forty degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (02:43:17):
What the hell do I know?
Speaker 7 (02:43:18):
All I know is and again I'm not a big
iced tea guy. Well, my Grammy used to make some
tea a lot, and it was pretty good. I never
got sick. I'm not telling you what to do or
not do, but I don't think i'd go back for
seconds or thirds, you know, you know, once you get
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down to the bottom.
Speaker 2 (02:43:40):
I've diskirted death a couple of times.
Speaker 7 (02:43:42):
The tea grit I wanted to mention, and obviously this
is going to be very niche thing, but I think
it bears someone with my platform to point it out.
I don't care for the fact that the Cleveland leather
community is being disrespected, Rob.
Speaker 4 (02:44:01):
Go On.
Speaker 7 (02:44:02):
It's a proud group of people who just want to
live the way that they want to live, and the
Cleveland leather community is kind of they're losing the place
where they normally want to have their get togethers. Now
the organization is called CLAW. This is not the organization,
(02:44:26):
but this is the Cleveland Leather annual weekend and they
had to swap that sea out for Columbus. They have
to move to Columbus. They were unable to find a
venue anywhere in Cleveland. I don't know how that could be.
There are all kinds of hotels and ballrooms and event
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centers who will rent themselves out to any takers who
can pay for it. I don't know why the Cleveland
leather community has been so maligned. Now it is largely
a function of the gay community. Historically, leather communities come
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out of you know, gay clubs and bars and things
like that. Not a ton of ladies, but it's not
like they're not there at all. But it is mostly
guys and They've been doing the Cleveland Leather Annual weekend
for about twenty five years, and they have to move
it to Columbus. One man said, my mother had just
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passed away and I immediately found this community of support
at CLAW and so they had to announce we got
to take this whole road show to Columbus. They had
never even considered leaving Cleveland. And so you know, I
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have a particular I'm not part of the leather community.
I'm not a gay man. But International Mister Leather, which
is world of renown. That convention was started in Chicago, Illinois,
came out of the Chicago gay scene, and it would
celebrate all things leather. Now I know this firsthand because
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when I was a wee lass and I was interning
on a morning show in Chicago. There big morning show
in Chicago when I first got my start rob Before
I was on the air, I was an intern and
I was like a stunt boy, right.
Speaker 2 (02:46:28):
They would send me out to do stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:46:30):
I would do man on the street stuff and I
would be dressed up as a lobster on Michigan Avenue,
getting tased, that kind of stuff. And one year I
had to cover International Mister Leather in Chicago's what did
you have to cover him with?
Speaker 2 (02:46:45):
It started in the late seventies.
Speaker 7 (02:46:47):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (02:46:47):
What did you have to cover them with?
Speaker 13 (02:46:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46:49):
I didn't cover them with anything.
Speaker 7 (02:46:51):
I had a trusty tape recorder and a microphone, and
I was dressed in regular clothes. I think I look
like a real dork too, right, I had probably like
a PK polo on, probably some version of salmon colored.
Speaker 2 (02:47:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:47:09):
I didn't know who I was trying to be yet.
And I think they still have International Mister Leather in Chicago.
But like every year, you'd get thousands of people from
a couple dozen countries who would compete to become international
mister Leather. And so there were a couple of years
(02:47:31):
I'm talking early nineties when I was there at the
Hilton Hotel ballroom or the Chicago Theater and a covering
International Mister Leather.
Speaker 2 (02:47:42):
And then I would take my tape back and I'd
cut it up and.
Speaker 7 (02:47:45):
I would submit it to the morning show host and
everybody would, you know, have a good larf over my
questions and their answers.
Speaker 2 (02:47:55):
But here in Cleveland they have to move to Columbus, which.
Speaker 7 (02:48:00):
I have to assume is probably a little bit invasive
because Columbus probably has their own leather community.
Speaker 2 (02:48:07):
Everybody's probably going to get along.
Speaker 7 (02:48:10):
But these are born out of gay bars, right a
BDSM and kink bars and things like that. And so
I did see that, and it doesn't affect me directly,
but I do have, if you will, a soft spot
rob for that community because of thirty years ago when
I was trying to make my name in this god
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forsaken business and I was sent out to cover this
annual event there in Chicago. They spun it off into
something called the Black and Blue Ball and they had
a leather pride flag and they were you know, so
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it's very much a lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (02:48:53):
It's very much one that is inclusive.
Speaker 7 (02:49:01):
They did spin off into International Miss Leather, and I
don't know if that's still going, but I know it
was going for a while. They probably felt left out,
But it was a couple of gay club owners in
Chicago that started International Mister Leather in the late seventies.
Speaker 4 (02:49:22):
Just see like the street fight between the Columbus Leathers
and the Cleveland Leathers. Yes, yep, that's right. Once you're
a you're a top to the end and has some
for everybody, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:49:42):
Twenty eight countries spanning six continents have officially sent at
least one contestant every year to compete at International Mister
Leather in Chicago. Forty four US states have provided contestants,
as have the District of Columbia and Puerto Ricoherto Rico, Wia.
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My heart is getting.
Speaker 2 (02:50:12):
We love Pueto RecA.
Speaker 7 (02:50:17):
The only US states who have never sent a contestant
to International Mister Leather r Delaware, Maine, Montana.
Speaker 2 (02:50:29):
There's no leather people in Maine, for Christ's sake.
Speaker 7 (02:50:33):
What was the first state?
Speaker 2 (02:50:34):
Delaware?
Speaker 7 (02:50:34):
Delaware, New Hampshire, South Dakota, and Wyoming. All that rope
and dogies in Wyoming and you're not send anybody for
International Mister Leather.
Speaker 2 (02:50:45):
I mean it's only like a million people in the
whole state.
Speaker 7 (02:50:47):
But still, Australia has won International Mister Leather.
Speaker 2 (02:50:54):
They have a win under their belts. That's not a
knife now, that's a no.
Speaker 7 (02:51:00):
Canada has won, France, Germany has won twice. Well, Doy Leather,
you kidding me, Mak Schnell. The United States, of course,
the book has the most with thirty seven of course
home team. But anyway, that just kind of jumped out
at I mean, there's probably most people listening couldn't care
less about that. But the the Cleveland Leather Annual Weekend
(02:51:27):
has had to DeCamp to Columbus, which sucks for them.
So godspeed, boys. I don't know when that weekend is,
but it's next year, twenty twenty six. They'll be in Columbus.
Maybe there'll be some eleventh hour solution here in Cleveland
and they can keep it where it belongs. Maybe you
and I should do the Alan Cox Show Leather Weekend
(02:51:49):
rob Yeah, I mean I guest some great ass list
chaps at home. Well, that's redundant. We would be the
only two straight guys there.
Speaker 4 (02:52:00):
Speak for yourself. I mean that would be awesome. Yeah,
that would be cool to be there. Yeah, Dave, you
Luligan chaps?
Speaker 7 (02:52:07):
Are you in chraps? I'm a famous picture of David
Lee Roth in the mirror, right, we're in those chaps
pre or post show.
Speaker 2 (02:52:18):
Yep, what happens if you got a poop in those chaps?
Speaker 4 (02:52:21):
Dave?
Speaker 16 (02:52:25):
Who?
Speaker 7 (02:52:27):
All Right?
Speaker 5 (02:52:28):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven.
Speaker 7 (02:52:34):
Called the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 6 (02:52:36):
It's for Living out Radio workplace fantasies, and if I
have to explain that to you, it's clear you don't
deserve it.
Speaker 11 (02:52:41):
Two six, five, seven eight one double oh seven or
one three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (02:53:08):
Y Cam's basketball tonight a little over an hour away
from tip off seven o'clock the Rocket Arena against the
Sixers in from Philly, six point thirty free game and
seven o'clock. Also listening to the iHeartRadio app tomorrow, very excited.
The hilarious and lovely Kelsey Cook is back on the show.
(02:53:31):
She is doing the weekend at Hilarities, and she hasn't
been on the show in a minute, so I was
like seeing her. She and her boyfriend Chad Daniel, very
very funny people living up there in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (02:53:44):
So we will catch up with her. That'll be tomorrow
in the four o'clock hour.
Speaker 7 (02:53:50):
And Golly, I couldn't be more flattered rob at all
the messages I'm getting from people suggesting that if I
entered international, mister Leather, I'd probably have a really good
chance of walking away with some accolades. Also, just as
many people checking in to ask you and I if
we are stupid because UV light from the sun kills bacteria,
(02:54:14):
thereby making sun tea completely fine. We all I'm saying
is there is a concern of bacteria. You can't sterilize
a liquid by putting it in the sun, right by
hold on any opportunity that people get to call us stupid,
they grab it with both hands.
Speaker 4 (02:54:34):
Sun Tea is made by steeping teas blah blah blah blah.
While popular, it can pose a bacterial risk because the
water may not get hot enough to kill micro organisms,
so it's recommended to refrigerate promptly and discard any leftovers
after twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:54:52):
He also goes on to say, blow me, sir, or
madam or madam. But it also you've got to really
seal that jar too. Oh yeah, I do you have
to do that?
Speaker 13 (02:55:04):
Ye?
Speaker 7 (02:55:05):
But yeah. So the people who are like the sun
kills bacteria, first of all, I get what you're saying,
but it's not like nobody's ever It's not like no
one's never gotten sick double negative from sun tea. Anyway,
I would rather focus my energies on the people who
(02:55:29):
are saying that I should get into international mister Leather. Now, again,
like I said, it is largely almost exclusively the domain
of gay men because it was born out of gay clubs,
and you know, different forms of expression. I am not
a gay man, contrary to what some parts of this
audience think.
Speaker 4 (02:55:47):
Rob, See when you said leathers, I instantly assumed like
motorcycle leather.
Speaker 2 (02:55:52):
Yeah, that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 4 (02:55:53):
That's what I thought that international, mister leather is very
much well, once you gottather, I knew, but lior to
that it's one of our many gay categories.
Speaker 39 (02:56:02):
Have our bears, our cleans, our daddies, our sugar caddies
are maple smoke, sausage patties or Belgium waffles, and of
course are six tops. Fun fact, those last four just
things that are in this room. But you believe me
because you are stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:56:13):
Wow, and what pray tell are you? I'm a soft soft, soft,
soft soft.
Speaker 13 (02:56:17):
Butch homo sexual.
Speaker 7 (02:56:22):
Now, that guy, to the best of my knowledge, didn't
check in on the text to tell me, hey, you're
a gay man. Get into international, mister leather. Now, I
did have chaps back in the day, oh boy, as
a goof for a bit, uh huh. I was getting
a Brazilian and oh Rob, my bomb was as smooth
(02:56:51):
as a baby's bum.
Speaker 2 (02:56:52):
We may have a leather expert online too.
Speaker 7 (02:56:54):
Oh yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (02:56:56):
Hey, Richard Richard?
Speaker 7 (02:56:58):
Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:57:02):
Who is this Richard rich It's rich No, this is Jeff. Oh, Jeff,
j Jeff. What's up?
Speaker 5 (02:57:10):
I was just thinking, have you ever.
Speaker 13 (02:57:14):
Alan?
Speaker 7 (02:57:14):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (02:57:15):
I'm fifty four years old. Okay, so you're about the
same age as I am.
Speaker 5 (02:57:20):
Do you remember the old Low and Brow commercial?
Speaker 7 (02:57:24):
It kind of went like this and went years to a.
Speaker 2 (02:57:26):
Good times tonight let it be low and brown.
Speaker 4 (02:57:29):
Kind of special.
Speaker 12 (02:57:31):
Yeah you remember that?
Speaker 7 (02:57:31):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (02:57:33):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (02:57:36):
And do you remember dad?
Speaker 4 (02:57:39):
This is the best Jeff? You just wondered if I
remembered a Low and Brow commercial.
Speaker 2 (02:57:44):
From the eighties.
Speaker 7 (02:57:47):
I don't know what made me think of that, but yeah,
I don't either. Boy, that is a deep dive, but
I do remember it. I was far too young to
be able to legally drink. I would have been about
I would have been a freshman in high school when
that commercials.
Speaker 5 (02:58:01):
No, no, no, wait, okay, maybe you're right.
Speaker 4 (02:58:03):
I don't know, but okay, Hey, Alan, Yes, Rob remember
those Folgers commercials when they would sing the best part
of waking up his folders in your cup.
Speaker 2 (02:58:13):
I do remember that?
Speaker 7 (02:58:14):
Pretty awesome, right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:58:16):
Jeff, Okay, have a great evening, Hey, saying Jeff too.
There's Jeff who wanted to know if I remember banging
in my equipment. Here Rob so excited tonight.
Speaker 7 (02:58:28):
Let it be low and Bro. Do you remember that commercial?
Speaker 4 (02:58:32):
No?
Speaker 40 (02:58:33):
Okays too called out you got a great fire going
for steak and lowering brown.
Speaker 5 (02:58:44):
On our way?
Speaker 7 (02:58:48):
Well, I think I get what he was driving out there.
That's not a little hinky.
Speaker 4 (02:58:51):
Right.
Speaker 7 (02:58:52):
There's a couple of guys in their respective cabins across
a frozen lake, and the one guy calls the other guy, Hey,
I get.
Speaker 2 (02:58:58):
A fire in some low and brown. You want to
come on uber? Lowen bro is German for bull gurgling. Oh,
I'll be right there.
Speaker 16 (02:59:11):
Something more.
Speaker 2 (02:59:16):
So what took me so long?
Speaker 7 (02:59:21):
Ladies there, you're not going to have two couples raising
stins of beer to each other in front of a
roaring fire. So again the question, don't you still have
your chaps? I'm sure that I do. They're probably in
the tub marked porn. That would probably be the most
(02:59:44):
right place for them. Yeah, I think so, But I
have to go and.
Speaker 2 (02:59:49):
Dig them out. I'm not sure I want to thank you.
Speaker 13 (03:00:03):
Ell.
Speaker 2 (03:00:03):
What do you mean, gay?
Speaker 7 (03:00:04):
I mean, there's thousands of vagina loving dudes who were
into leather. Some of them probably haven't even considered the
touch of another man's calloused, welcoming, understanding embrace.
Speaker 2 (03:00:19):
You might be onto something.
Speaker 7 (03:00:20):
There, right. I'm sure there's a lot of arrow, straight
guys who haven't subjected themselves to international mister leather. Okay,
well there you go, Alan. What if you re pierce
your nipples and grow mustache? How about that? But then
I'd have to have like the top with the cutouts,
(03:00:42):
because if you're gonna flash the high beams, you better flash.
Speaker 13 (03:00:46):
All.
Speaker 7 (03:00:46):
My mom used to keep some tea in the fridge
for like a week. Pretty sure she was trying to
poison us. I don't know, clearly not airing on the
side of caution.
Speaker 5 (03:00:57):
Tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:00:58):
Let it be loan, bro.
Speaker 7 (03:01:00):
You have to be an existing title holder in order
to be considered for international mister leather. What does that mean?
An existing title holder? Maybe you had to win your
state first? Oh, I see, you can't just show our
local event here? I am okay? Are you the current
title holder for Ohio?
Speaker 4 (03:01:23):
No? I don't know, and you need to leave now
is title Misspound In this instance, Allen Brish down Jacksonville, Florida,
listening to Live the Show today, you quickly mentioned you
were in a lostter costume on Michigan Avenue getting taste.
Speaker 7 (03:01:40):
I need more details, sir, so right then. Now, it's
just one of the dumb you know, back in the day,
you want to make your name. If you got you know,
you had to be like stunt boy. I had to
do whatever they asked me to do, yep. And we
were on the thirty seventh floor of the John Hancock Building,
So it wasn't just like taking a couple flights of
stairs and you're on the street.
Speaker 2 (03:02:01):
And so they were all kinds of different things that
had to happen.
Speaker 7 (03:02:05):
And there's a famous seafood restaurant in Chicago called Shaw's
Crab House. And one of the jobs that I had
had in summer in college earlier is before I got
into radio, was a lot of times you'll see people
flyering on the corner. And I had a job one
(03:02:27):
summer flering for Shaw's Crab House in a lobster costume.
And it was their lobster costume. So I was just
the latest in a long line of noble young men
and women who donned the Shaw's Crab House lobster costume
and stood on the corner of Michigan and Chicago Avenue
(03:02:50):
at the foot of the Hancock Building. And so once that,
you know, was they were getting to know me as
an intern on this show. I would bread crumb them
stories like that, and so down the road they were like,
what if we put you back in the lobster costume
and put you down there on the street and tase you.
Speaker 2 (03:03:12):
There was probably a charity angle or something.
Speaker 7 (03:03:13):
But again, this was a massive morning show in Chicago,
so thousands of people showed up to watch this whole
thing go down. So it was me dressed up as
a lobster. There was somebody else that was dressed up
if we had it. When another guy dressed up like
a bear, I don't know what it was. And you know,
(03:03:35):
back then, I'm like a buck fifteen, soak and wet
rob and so yeah, I think they wanted to see
who would topple over first. Now you might ask yourself
how they gonna hell are they gonna tase you through
that costume? You find the soft tissues. I guess I
don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (03:03:54):
Yeah, so that's not all the exciting detail.
Speaker 7 (03:03:57):
They're rich.
Speaker 2 (03:03:58):
But that's what happened.
Speaker 7 (03:04:00):
Tased in a lobster costume on Michigan Avenue thirty seven. Oh,
there's the street level. The station was thirty seven floors up.
So I had to It was equal parts of getting
ready for that. And I had to have a microphone
down there. Well it was cell phones back then, rob right,
it was those brick cell phones. Yeah, early days of
the cell phone. So I had to take like a
station phone down one of those big old bricks, like
(03:04:24):
you were, you know, deployed into the hinter lands or something.
And that was one of the things I had to do.
The DJ would always do, Hey, are you down there yet, Buddy, Yes, yeah, yeah,
I'm here, John, I'm yep, I'm here in the I'm
in the costume. And we had to get law enforcement
(03:04:45):
to do this, right, We had to get a cop
to administer that. You weren't just gonna have something we
run around the tap.
Speaker 2 (03:04:50):
Here in a lobster costume.
Speaker 7 (03:04:51):
Right, I'm down here in my old lobster costume from
a Shaw's Crab House.
Speaker 2 (03:04:55):
Is the bear with you.
Speaker 7 (03:04:56):
The bear is right over there. They want to make
Shaw's wants to make a very clear that they have
no part in this officially.
Speaker 2 (03:05:02):
All right, we got that cop that's gonna shoot you, right.
Speaker 4 (03:05:04):
Yeah, Officer Murphy over here from the hegg Wish Precinct.
Speaker 7 (03:05:08):
Yeah, he's come up.
Speaker 2 (03:05:09):
He happened to be driving through on patrol. And he
does have his right gun in his hand.
Speaker 4 (03:05:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:05:14):
It's not the one that's going to kill you. It's
just the the tase gun. Right. Yes, I believe he's
a taser only coup Okay, it perfect.
Speaker 7 (03:05:21):
Did he ride his bike over a.
Speaker 13 (03:05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:05:26):
No he uh uh no, he pulled out in a
crown drip. Okay, all right, are you are you ready?
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:05:35):
Everybody hear you?
Speaker 19 (03:05:38):
Now?
Speaker 11 (03:05:38):
What?
Speaker 7 (03:05:41):
Oh my god, we're up here.
Speaker 2 (03:05:43):
In the thirty seventh for you can see him on
the ground. Yeahthing, oh so much writhing.
Speaker 7 (03:05:50):
Yeah, the old radio bits. Hey listen, man, that's how
you got a tape together. Yeah, you know, I know
everybody else that I was sending out. It kind of
worked against me because I thought that was going to
be my air check. Was all the bits I did.
I still have two full cassettes of all my bits
from that show. The station's not even around anymore. It
(03:06:12):
was The Loop in Chicago, and I still have, you know,
every so often, I'm like, I should really digitize those
cassettes because A, where the f are you going to
find a cassette player? We don't even have CD players
at the radio station here, so i'd have to, you know,
and there's companies that will digitize your analog media, you know,
take your old VHS types and get them on DVD
(03:06:34):
or whatever it is, put on a thumb drive. So
in the back of my mind, but it's got like
the old you know show, you know, the cassette liners, right,
you know, the logo cassette liners, and they're labeled, and
I'm terrified to do anything with them because they're my
only copies of those times and all the bits that
I do on cassette. Yeah, two full cassettes. But I
(03:06:56):
thought those were going to be like the cassettes I
would send to radio stations.
Speaker 2 (03:07:00):
Right, They just wanted scope tapes of people.
Speaker 7 (03:07:03):
Scoped is like edited for you know, they just wanted
because you start out as a disc jockey and all
these bits were like talking on this morning show bits
comedy stuff, right, I would eventually come full circle. But
you start out telling people what they just heard and
what's coming up next. That's what they want to hear,
and they they know in fifteen seconds if they.
Speaker 2 (03:07:25):
Like you, you get a little yeah yep, reay, there's
a new one from here.
Speaker 4 (03:07:37):
Yeah I should. I should dig through my old tapes
and pull some stuff for you. I was horrible.
Speaker 2 (03:07:43):
Oh was I bad?
Speaker 7 (03:07:44):
Well, and I've talked to I think I might have played.
I think I might have played or really, because I
have CDs. I used to do best of CDs when
I was on in Pittsburgh. We had three of them.
I used to do one every year for charity, and
so I have the O. But the Chicago tapes they
weren't my show. I was an intern on another show.
Speaker 4 (03:08:04):
But you must have stuff from like you said, you
started in Kalamazoo, right, Yeah, so that must be you
must have audio somewhere.
Speaker 27 (03:08:10):
Of that like that.
Speaker 2 (03:08:10):
That's the fun stuff.
Speaker 7 (03:08:11):
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:08:12):
Yeah, I think I have like one side of a
cassette from that.
Speaker 4 (03:08:16):
I have bags of air check tapes from my first
radio stations.
Speaker 7 (03:08:21):
And yeah, oh I was so so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:08:23):
Trouble is, though I have five years.
Speaker 7 (03:08:28):
Our air checks in Pittsburgh were mini disc right, So
I have five years worth of binders full of mini
discs and I'm like, I'm never good. They're not labeled.
I mean they're label their numbered, but I'm like, I
don't know what's on them.
Speaker 4 (03:08:41):
So and at that point, you were already good enough
to be doing a show, you know what I mean,
Like you were doing full shows, like a race, like
you were, you were doing this.
Speaker 7 (03:08:50):
I was doing I wasn't doing a talk show yet,
but I mean I was doing you know what I
mean like you. It was a show, yes, yes, so
it was just it was a different, yeah, version of
the show. But you were already Alan Cox.
Speaker 2 (03:08:59):
I was, oh yeah, Rich.
Speaker 7 (03:09:01):
There's the long winded answer to your short question about
getting more information about me getting tased and a lobster costume.
Speaker 4 (03:09:11):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
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Get at it.
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Be careful of what you do.
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Time coxther me Allan Cox Show kicks Ash Man'll go,
welcome you me. What's you going?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah?
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I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen
Cox for me, Alan Cox.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
I don't know what's about you, but I can't even
stand it, so it.
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Don't be a great So let's take coffee.
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Get that.
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You'll just eight with an efty group.
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Okay, what do three?
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Okay, Tom damn put you one time?
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Take it.
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Allen?
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Come here we go, He'll add, he'll.
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Be time 'h The Allen Cox Show on one hundred
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All right, I have, I've applied my lip bomb. I've
taken my first sip of water of the show.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Like us that.
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Hey, my name is Alan Cox. Hi, thanks for being here.
Please grate mister Rob Anthony, what's up?
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Man?
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Good day?
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Hold up?
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Did you did you start the stream on YouTube?
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I sure did? Okay, hold on?
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How's that? I hit it? But I hit it again.
It looks like we've got this happened a.
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Hair all right.
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I want to make sure that I set it all up.
I dialed it up here come stay ba all right,
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Mm hm, well maybe there was another Amazon Web Services
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Reeling from that anyway.
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And uh what else?
Speaker 12 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
By the way, you know this show shows up wherever
people get podcasts, we point them to the iHeartRadio app
because it's free. It doesn't cost you one thin gilder. Now,
there are a lot of platforms that don't charge you
anything unless you want some premium service from them. But
I did hear from who I think this was Eric
and Penn Hills. So our show is on our app
(03:03):
and it shows up an Apple Podcasts, it's in Spotify
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And Eric sends me an email.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
He goes, hey, did you know that Spotify names the
segments of your podcast? Have you ever seen this?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No? Okay, well all I do.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I you know, sometimes I'll go and I'll make sure
that our show is on these respective platforms, just to
know that whichever one people choose, they'll be able to
find this crap that we do every day. And now
a little behind the scenes, when I am doing the
podcast during the show, I'm the one that's doing that.
During the program, I'm putting the segments together so that
I can post them later on. I will give the
(03:39):
segments little penny pithy names, right yep. Like we had
a guy named Kevin call yesterday and he was kind
of all over the road, and I named the segment
Kevin sent. Now they you know, they're really stupid whatever
they're pony, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They make me laugh.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
It's just one more way to inject some levity into
the show and my people might listen to it later on.
We were talking about all of the crazy things going
on in Alliance, Ohio. Towards the end of the show yesterday,
it's where Rob's daughter goes to college there Mount Union,
and I called the segment three Truths and Alliance Rob.
(04:17):
Now it's just that cad of hilarity. Anyway, all I'm
saying is, I'll give this segment's little punny names or whatever.
Spotify just completely calls them something AI generated. Right, So
really one segment is called Welcome to the Show, voting
and local Impact. My point is if you were to
dial up this show on that service and look at
(04:37):
these segments, you'd be like, Jesus Christ, what is this show?
Speaker 13 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So if it's it's what I just did.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
There's chapters, Yeah, chapters, just AI generated vanilla names of chapters.
This could be any show. Christmas Decor and corporate hiring
Hurdles was.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
The one I said, could be.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Any show, because this is what I'm saying, because.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
We were talking about back here in the corner. You know,
they're setting up for Magic to flip the Christmas So
they've got what I referred to as a festive glory
hole back here, which is just like a giant oversized
switch so they can flip on Christmas and then they
got the tree back here right, and then we were
talking about how I was bashing my head against a
wall in the pursuit. We both were in the pursuit
(05:22):
of trying to hire a phone screener for this show,
which side note, Rob, we are in process of doing that,
legit le.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Process, Like I made progress today.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
So we made spoke to one of our higher ups,
one of our muckety MUCKs, and he had no idea
what we were talking about, and we said, can we
get this done?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And he said yes, yeah, and it got done like
right away. Now he and I go back aways.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
So I hope that maybe that had something to do
with it, But in general he's a can do guy.
He is so anyway, So that again chapter, I don't
know what they're doing because that chapter is three minutes
and twenty seconds long, So I don't know how. I
would really like to find a way to hit them
up and go, hey, don't do this please, because like
that chapter three minutes and twenty seconds. Yeah, I don't
(06:10):
know the next one. No, actually I think that's the counter. Sorry,
that's not the length of the segment. That's the counter
on the show. So you know, uh, the other one
is called AI Poetry and a first time excavator caller
because we have that guy call right, He's like, I
never called the show before I listened to you. I
work for an excavating company. Okay, that's what Spotify AI
generated the chapter. So anyway, anybody coming to this show
(06:34):
randomly would look at these and go, ugh, what is
this because they're not getting the full tilt boogie of
my punny, hilarious segment names Rob Holiday, Depression and Rumors, Album,
Deep Dive.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Final Thoughts, and where to find rc Cola.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Like what? So thank you to Eric for pointing that
out to me, because I would not have noticed that.
But Jesus Christ, this is what AI is bringing us.
By the way, one more way, one more way. AI
is not going to beat us, at least at a
pun level. Rob.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know, they will never outpun the masters.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
We we were talking briefly yesterday about how Rob and
I are going to be making an appearance tomorrow night
in the unlikeliest of places. We're going to be at
a country concert charity event in Medina, which you're welcome
to go twenty five bucks ahead. They're trying to raise
money for the Travis Mills Foundation. Yeah, thanks to everyone
who did that. By the way, a lot of people did.
(07:33):
After we email from Jeffy had like twenty people bought tickets.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So good. We look forward to seeing you. So that's
tomorrow night. You know, Robin and I will be there.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
But that segment when we talked about it is called
supporting wounded veterans at a country concert.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
That's exactly what we're doing so right, So it's really distilling.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
It's really taken the juge out of, at least as
far as Spotify is concerned, all of the work that
I put into in these when I do our podcast
and push out for public consumption, AI is just completely
glossed over the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
So it has your description at the top.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, And then once you get into I.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Don't know when this started, Halloween costume fun and a
UFC fan argument. I don't even know what that is
UFC UFC. I know they're going to have a UFC
fight in the Law of the White House, natch, But
a UFC fan argument.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
We did bring.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Something did come up UFC, I remember because I said
bare knuckle boxing and then yesterday or the Yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Okay, Well, anyway, AI is an auto generating names of
chapters for this show over there on Spotify. So I
would really like to hit them up, talk to whoever
is required for me to talk to and go.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
They don't do that. Uh, it's not necessary.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
And by the way, if they're breaking them up to
be more easily consumable, nobody is going to listen to
that based on the title alone.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Nobody's like, Oh, I got to hear their thoughts. I've
been wondering where to find URC Cola. I've got two
minutes I can dedicate to this segment.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
I mean, it is the cola of Royalty Rob. It's
right in the name. Is that what it stands for?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Royal Crown Cola?
Speaker 13 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
What'd you think it was? Remote control cola?
Speaker 13 (09:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, Hey, I got a break.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Got some money on the way, Rob's cool Cola, the
official soft drake of the Cleveland.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
Prowls, The Allen Cock Show on one hundred.
Speaker 15 (09:28):
MMS, Bring Dead Entertainment throughout History, The Cup and Ball,
The O Yo Bomb, The Allen Cock Show on WMMS.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I got money for it about ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
That next keyword courtesy of the Buzzard Bookie could put
one thousand dollars in your pocket. By the way, I
always know that the audience will catch me up when
my mind has turned to Apple Sauce. Talking on top
of the show about the podcast being rendered in AI
generated chapters over there on Spotify, and I couldn't remember.
(10:13):
One of them said UFC argument, and everybody started blowing
me up, as when that guy started arguing with me
at the Halloween party.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's like, I don't think I don't know who you
thought you saw, but it wasn't Connor McGregor.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
I'm like, bro, I was right there. What are you
talking about? And so thank you everybody who reminded me.
I know that when I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
And did you happen to catch the name of the
Jenna Jamison podcast, The World of Jenna, World of Jenna.
Wouldn't you think you'd go with like Jenna Tell's.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well, the line that jumped out at me was we
call the shots. Yeah, oh you listen, good for you.
How do you not use Jenna Tell's Jenna tel because
is it her? She's not She's the host of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Yeah, that girl is that girl who doesn't do porn
is the host of the podcast I'll walk you through.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I want to listen to you. I thought Jenna Jamison
was in it.
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Well, I think it's probably stories and anecdotes from her,
but they have this girl hosting it. Do you think
Jens Jenna Tell's that is fantastic. Now let's see how
Spotify flattens that out today's show.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
They can't write that out?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Oh my god, pornography question and yeah, Jenna Tell's right, Hello,
who's this?
Speaker 13 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
This is uh. I just tried like the end of
your one t alliance thing?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Uh two truth?
Speaker 9 (11:47):
Yeah, sir, ship's about rock star lived at Alliance? I said,
he I'm sorry, I thought you said about rock star
that lived in Alliance?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Is there a rock star who lives in Alliance?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
There actually is?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Why were you laughing?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
Do you know what's going on?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Which is because it just it just came out of
nowhere that I was like.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
He's like, I thought it said something about there was
a rock star an alliance or something at college or
something goes to college.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I think he was probably referring to his daughter as
a rock star who's kind of being folksy.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Who are you talking about? Brian Dale George Lydel. He's
actually from the La Sunset Strip band. Actually I'm a
bass player and the band's called Angelus and we actually
played Oklahoma this year. But he lives in an alliance now.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Angelus Angelus as in Los Angeles but as in Angels,
but without the l O s Angelus.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
But he'll tell you the first albums called We Are
No Angels.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Got kept saying.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
That, Yeah, okay, is that he is that still an
active band?
Speaker 16 (12:58):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (12:59):
Yeah, Like I said, we just played Oklahoma this year.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Rock Olahoma and how and what? How many stages are there?
And which stage are you guys on?
Speaker 9 (13:07):
We were on the opening stages our.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
First year there. There's three stages.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
You know, it's Eddie Trunk's thing out there. You know,
five Finger Death Punch was there breaking Benjamin Marilyn Manson
Oreo on team.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So it was a good time. You guys had fun.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, yeah, it was a really good time. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
I misunderstood.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
I thought you said that my rock started Lions that
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Are they talking about Dale?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Oh well now we know Brow, we know, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Thank you about they checked the band out.
Speaker 17 (13:36):
We just dropped a new album.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You just dropped a new album. I'm looking at it
right now. Yeah, wow, all right, yeah, okay, thank you man.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Yah.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
They played one of our songs on Stansbury a couple
of years ago and they're doing the local thing.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Well yeah, all right, well okay, I'll check it out. Man,
all right, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Bell there you there's uh Brian from you know.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I started laughing because he said he said, you guys
were talking about a rock star from Alliance, And I
was like, what did this guy miscure us say? Because
I doubt when I thought I did not say rock star,
you didn't either. No, but but now we know there
is one Angelus dale Lytel know they are evil and good.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, hold on.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean it's a lot just from the jock. I
don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What was his name?
Speaker 7 (14:59):
And the guy? Yeah, I think Brian. He said he
played bass. I think huh. He said they played Rockklahoma.
That's the same company that does Sonic Temple.
Speaker 12 (15:08):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, well, good brand new album out?
Speaker 13 (15:15):
Uh all right?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Huh cool?
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Where No Angels is the album he is talking about
from nineteen eighty four. Now, I had never heard of
that band before in my life, and I've heard I'm
hipped to some pretty obscure la. Maybe Corey Roddick has heard.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Of them as a rock band, Yeah, he does, anybody would?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, all right, jesus, I assume by now you've seen
video of that Louisville plane crash. He has plane that
I thought that it took off and then crashed right after. No,
I guess they're figuring out that, like one of the
engines fell off as it was trying to take off,
So did it even get airborne?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I think that. I think the front of the plane
started to come up.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Right like they were trying to ascend, and then it
blew up. Yeah, I'll show you this on the live stream.
It's pretty wild. There's a lot of different angles of this,
as you.
Speaker 18 (16:04):
Might suspect, shortly after takeoff, killing seven people and injuring
at least eleven. More So, this moment captured on this
dash can video shows when the plane crashed, ripping through
local businesses, including a petroleum recycling facility, which set off
for secondary explosion.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (16:23):
The crash left a massive trail of fire and thick
black smoke for miles.
Speaker 13 (16:31):
What are that?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh, so dash can there in a parking lot?
Speaker 7 (16:35):
I mean a huge, huge trail path right of this
crash was a cargo plane. Yeah ups yeah.
Speaker 18 (16:42):
An employee of nearby Kentucky Truck and Parts captured the scene.
It took hundreds of firemen to contain the fire. Schools
in the state's largest school district are closed today and
a shelter in place order is in effect for a
one mile radius around the crash site. A team of
more than two dozen from the NTS he will travel
to Louisville today to head the investigators.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Crazy. I love lovell Kent talking. We have a lot
of bureau chieves there. It's crazy when you see that
aerial view of the path. It's like that movie Knowing.
I always thinking of this plane crash scene in the
movie Knowing, which is probably fifteen years old now, with
Nicholas Cage. He's this guy that discovers some numbers, you know,
one of these numerology movies or whatever, and there's a
scene where there's a have you seen that movie?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Remember you know what I'm talking about that scene.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
I haven't seen the movie. It's an amazing scene in
the way it's shot, in the special effects and they're
they're he'sy in traffic and there's a monsoon and he
gets out of his car to find out what's going on,
and he's talking to a guy behind him. There's a
plane that's just coming out of the sky in this
just massive crash and giant trail of fire and smoke
and you know, and then he runs to the plane
(17:48):
crash to try to help people, and these people running
around on fire. It's unbelievable, the scene in that film.
But yeah, that's wild. So they I think the death
rolls up to nine homes in that path, I think,
but you know, out near the airport it's largely uh
industrial too, but imagine your bad luck when that happens.
(18:09):
And also a petroleum refining, you know what I mean,
Like you're in the flight path there a petroleum recycling.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Maybe it would make sense that they have those at
an airport, but man like right in the flight path,
you would think, like maybe just not right there, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
So a lot of people love that someone shooting it there,
so yeah, I thought it got airborne and.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Then just started to Yeah, and you can see that
the engine on one of the wings is on fire,
and then it just goes into a massive, massive, fireball.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
It's just it's so sad. I can't get past the
fact that you.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Watch this one just so we can't get past the
fact you're just watching people die right there.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Like every time they.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Show those videos, that's all I could think is those
poor pilots, you know, they're just guys just doing his job.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Last flight of the day, one ago plane. Yeah, yeah,
it's bananas.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
And those are like the dream jobs for people too,
Like when you're pilots, you know what I mean, Like
those they're just like you're flying cargo.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You're not digging around with people, you're in you know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
And then just that blows so sad. What are the
pros and cons of being an airline pilot versus a
cargo pilot? You know, that's a question that a lot
of pilots will have. But I would think that the
job's the same, right, I mean mechanically, I mean, on
the one side, obviously you're not dealing with the public.
Cargo can't complain, right, and a passenger plane can explode
(19:37):
as easily as a cargo plane. That sure, Again, this
just sounds like a really mundane explanation that when you
see that one guy's video of it again, its nose up.
Something is clearly on fire already. Yeah, on, I think
NTSB has already come to a couple of conclusions that
the thing was like starting to fall apart as it
was getting into the sky.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
So are there black boxes on the cargo Are.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
There black boxes on the cargo planes? Yes, sir, there are,
And so they'll dig into that and then figure out
what happened. Huh. All right, well, all right, we have
a lot of inappropriate We have a lot of bureau
chiefs there in Louisville.
Speaker 13 (20:16):
Hey, Rob Anthony, if that's your real name, I was
the guy who met Misney over the weekend, and I'm
catching up on the show I heard you doubting my story.
I never would have had the balls to ask Misney
to stop what he was doing and record a video
for me. I simply said, hey, heard you on Allen
Cox recently. We love you. My daughter loves your ads.
(20:37):
And he then responded with, here's what we're going to do,
and he told me how to film them, and he
had his speel and made the video. I never would
ask him that, you know. I just thought we'd say
hi and then walk away. He stopped and talked to us.
That was the whole point of my message is that
he was so nice. So how dare you don't ever
besmirch me or Misney again? Or you know what he'll do?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, you know what he'll do. Yeah. I was just
I was more breaking balls. He calls back to let
us know. But I appreciate that. That's you know what,
that's that's backing yourself up. Yeah, I like that, Tim Disney.
He'll make you pay Corn.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Have you been groped at work? Called the law office?
Speaker 19 (21:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Have you been groped at work? Have you laice today?
Speaker 13 (21:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Huh?
Speaker 7 (21:24):
Have you been called her cheap jew at work?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Called the law off Corn?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
What if you were called? Obviously, Lindy Corn is a
Jewish woman, that is of particular importance to her if
someone comes in with a workplace complaint that they were
called made some anti Semitic remark? Is it because obviously
that's a stereotype that people play on. Is it equally
as offensive if she goes were you called let's see
(21:50):
what were the uh?
Speaker 16 (21:51):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Were you called a generous Jew at work? Would that
be to her?
Speaker 7 (21:56):
I wonder legally would that be would somebody come in
with that kind of you know, yeah, I think you
think so, I think so Okay, I think so. Uh Lindy,
hi uh i uh. I was not called that. I
was called the magnanimous and generous Jew at work. Well,
what's your problem? Well, I'm I'm I'm not Jewish. Hmmm,
(22:17):
do you mind the magnanimous part? No, okay, I don't
know if we have a case here anyway, Tim Disney, Yes,
he will make you pay, just not. And by the way,
I do that all the time.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Rob.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
You know, this guy goes. I was not about to
ask him to stop what he was doing, But I
do that all the time.
Speaker 16 (22:34):
Right.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
If there's somebody I want to meet and it doesn't
happen often, I will do it. I will say stop
what you're doing because I'm about to ruin the image
in the style that you used to And then they
look at me and they don't know what I'm doing
and they walk away. But the interaction is meaningful, and
that's what I'm interested in. What you don't want to
do is pay in cash, not if you're with a
gen zer. These damn kids they think cash. You know,
(22:57):
cash used to be king Rob to let people it
still is. You know, if you're running fentanyl, won't lie
to you. Cash is still king. Gen Z thinks cash
is cringe. If you're still using cash. According to the kids,
you're out of touch now. You are very much in
touch with paper money. But they think that using cash
(23:19):
is no bueno now, not because I'm super cool. I
never have cash on me anymore. Couldn't tell the less
I made cash on me. But sometimes you will find
yourself in a situation where they want cash tips, right,
and so then I got to go, dad, damn it,
you don't have any cash on me. Or you know,
if I'm getting a pedicure, let's say, Rob get those
(23:40):
on the regular and a lot of times they want
cash tips.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Some places they'll have their little Venmo code. I'm happy
to do that.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
But the kids, the gen Z kids, Rob, if you're
whipping out cash, cringe city, baby, you don't want that.
You want to be Apple pay and everybody. So, I
don't know. I don't ever have cash on me. I'm
never in a situation where I'm like, now, let me
(24:07):
see I get And by the way, if I find
myself with a random handful of singles, that's gonna be
homeless money because it's right out here on Euclid Avenue
and I can't. I will walk around. I think the
last time I had cash in my pocket probably a
good couple of months ago, and I walked around for
two weeks with this money in my pocket because I'm
(24:30):
not using it. So if it's you know, small bills,
you know rob normally, how I'll walk around with a
bunch of hundreds. This time, I only had a handful
of singles. That's gonna be homeless guy money or homeless
lady money because I look generous and I've gotten it
out of my pocket. It's a win win, right, They
(24:51):
get a couple of bucks and I'm not walking around
with cash anymore. But I mean I used to have
friends way back the day who would cash their paychecks
and walk around with the cash so they knew exactly
how much money they were spending so that they would
not overspend or anything like that.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
That was always easier for me to overspend. Honestly, if
I had cash, easier to overspend, yeah, yeah, because I
would like now I just do what I want. But
if it was if I felt like, if if I
had a pocket full of cash, I was like, oh,
all right, I've got more.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
And then you're like, oh, that's the last twenty.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
I was watching. Are you familiar with the football player
named Matt Khalil? He was married, No, that's that's Khalil
Mack right. Matt Khalil is okay. He's a football player
for the Minnesota Vikings and his now ex wife. He
(25:52):
was married to a model, Hailey Khalil was her married name.
And she was on some podcast or something and she
they were talking about why they got divorced. He's a
big guy's a football player. And I completely misunderstood what
she was saying. I she's talking to some dude. I
don't know what this podcast is. She the were dead
(26:12):
ass gets thrown around a lot, so it ain't from me. Nevertheless,
she was intimating she puts her arm out and then
throws her arm down, and I thought she meant because
she said they had intimacy issues or something like that,
and she's like, we tried therapy and all this kind
of stuff. I thought she meant he couldn't get it up.
When she flopped her arm down, I thought she meant
he couldn't get her yes. And I was like, Oh,
(26:35):
this guy would be so pissed if I was him,
because she's like, we got divorce because we couldn't get up.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He had a hog.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
It was a huge yes, good for him. She said,
it was like two coke cans. Oh could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I mean again, don't you know that before you get married?
What are you a Mormon? Maybe she thought she'd get
used to it.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
But you can babies come out of there, you can
take a couple of coke cans. Well, I mean dead
ass for our whole marriage. Dead ass, that's her quote.
She's like, I was, you know, we looked up. She said,
she even looked up LiPo procedure for that part of
the body. He would have divorced her. Then, hey, could
(27:18):
you make that smaller? Yeah, let me do that. So
when you're out the door, I got a number two
pencil for the next girl.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Let's do that. No, I thought that she meant he
couldn't get it up.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
And I was like, this guy's gonna be pissed.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, they had a kickstand.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
She's doing him such a favor on the backside of
that divorce. But so football player money in the bank, yeah,
and hammer and.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
She is a model, so she's pretty slight, and she's
not a plus sized model, wouldn't walk in right for
weeks at a.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Time, right, And this was a few years ago.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
He has since remarried another model, who I have to
infer is much more accommodating than his ex wife. And
she's supposedly, I don't know, hanging out with Austin Butler
or something.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
So you imagine it was a few years ago, but boy,
you get a good buzz going.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
You know you're right now Butler.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Four years later, riding the high You're like, yeah, man,
I was Elvis. This is the greatest thing ever. And
then this podcast comes out. Your girlfriend's talking about a
two coke can hammer on her.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Yeah. Oh it's gotta suck because then she's got to
do all that. Well, they dig a divorce, So you
were just fine. It sounds like she is, it sounds
like he is.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You're just fine. She didn't want the other guys.
Speaker 7 (28:34):
That's why the irreconcilable difference is ye, old urns irreconcilable differences.
But she's like, that was part of it. But again,
I'm like, you'd have to know that beforehand. It's not
like you were saving yourself for your wedding night. There's
no indication of that, so that might be a situation
in which she's not lying when she goes I'm so
glad here's a smaller because I never.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Want to hear that. You never do.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
I'm so glad yours is smaller as its just not
a sentence any guys ever wanted to hear.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
But it's in. You gotta remind yourself it's in context,
in the context of her two coke can. Now doesn't
matter what if she meant those pony cans. She didn't, Okay,
she meant standard can. I'd be happy with a couple
of pony can. You could handle a couple of pony
cans if you're her yo, but uhpple with a pony can?
Speaker 5 (29:25):
The El Carr Show on one of Okay.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
I don't got this.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
You stay on the couch and I'll grab the day quill.
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Cleveland called the Alan Cox Show.
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It's called the Cellular Phone and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.
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Two sixty five seven eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Or one and three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Jerry Cantrell here. This saw him at the House of
Blues a few weeks back. Always Awesome. You gonna be
performing with Soundgarden Saturday night the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame induction ceremony there in La Taylor, Momson from
the Pretty Reckless is going to be replacing Chris Cornell,
or I should say filling in for Chris Cornell. Who
could really replace Chris Cornell anyway. Her band Pretty Reckless
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is still opening the next leg of the ac DC
Power Up Tour.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'll have tickets for a closer to three ten.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
We gave him away a while back for last summer's
show at Browns Stadium, so these tickets are for the
one that they're They're not coming back here. They're doing
Columbus next summer they're going to play the Ohio Stadium,
So those are on sale Friday morning ten o'clock. We'll
have them for you today and tomorrow. And I guess
we're out on Friday, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
We are.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
I gotta travel, so it's a travel day. It's a
travel day. My apologies.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Three.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
If you want to get a text in here for anything,
if you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, let
us know where you are. I just sent out another
batch of stickers this morning. Email me for those that's
just Alan at allancoxture dot com. And I've been posting,
by the way, the photos that people are sending me
when they travel and tag the show. Our friend Jeff
and Hudson is in Australia visiting some family and all
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of these photos I'm posting are at the Alan Coocho
facebook page. If you give a thin wet crap, they're there.
Our friend Rachel is posting stuff. She was in New Orleans,
she was in Memphis. So people would be like, hey,
I'm going on a trip, can you send me some stickers?
You know, because I am very uneven when it comes
to me traveling and tagging. But anyways, just fun.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Todd is in Saltillo, Mississippi.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
I send him some this morning. Doug is done in Cincinnati.
Scott he's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Up Shawn's in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania too.
Jamie is in Allen, Texas. You can leave us messages
there with a talkback button.
Speaker 22 (32:30):
Hi Ellen, for the love of all that does not suck,
Dear sweet Lord, please re release the Festive Glory Whole song.
Make that available to play on demand, because my boss
would be absolutely tickled pink to hear it. He loves
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the Steel Panther song Glory Whole, so that would just
make his day.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Sounds like his boss is glory holes, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
It all no. Eric made us when I referred to
the thing back here in the corner. It's supposed to
be a giant light switch for when Magic flips to Christmas.
They do it every year and it all lights up,
and I refer to it as a festive glory hole
because this thing is just popping out of the little
thing there. And Eric made us an AI song called
Festive Glory Hole and it's it's a banger.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Should give this to Mark for a Friday.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (33:40):
In a Cleveland station November's chill, a panel appeared on
the window sill with a circle cut out.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Oh what a side.
Speaker 23 (33:51):
The mystery grew in the fading light, snowflakes fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 17 (33:59):
What's behind and that panel's glory? That's the glory hole?
What could it be?
Speaker 18 (34:08):
A fake singer roll the jail fa singer to sing
a real jingles ring mats.
Speaker 24 (34:14):
The story's role of Cleveland's own Festa glory, Hush.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Take the Mariah carry. The DJ said it's just a.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Chord, but rumors flew through every floor.
Speaker 25 (34:35):
A Santa spy, a holiday prank, or maybe a slot
for a treat filled bang listeners calling wild ideas.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Holiday cheer or fested fees. That's the glory hole?
Speaker 7 (34:55):
What could it be?
Speaker 26 (34:57):
For it of the giant mystery jingle bells ring has
the stories roll?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Oh Cleveland Zone.
Speaker 26 (35:08):
Glory.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I mean they should have been in home alone, right
it's gonna now. Of course, I don't want to prank
or troll any of our colleagues, so I would never
tell people to call Mark Nolan next week and request
festive glory whole.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
I don't think we'll have to flip to Christmas. He's
gonna do it anyway. Hey, could you.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
Guys play festive Gloryhole? He's like, I don't know what
you're talking about. I just I love the big end
of glory. That's the glory hole.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
That's the glory hole.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
What could it be?
Speaker 26 (35:43):
A portal to John Mystery jingle bells ring as the
stories roll?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Oh, Cleveland Zone.
Speaker 27 (35:56):
Yeah, anyway, please navidad everyone.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
We're getting on stealing their thunder as it were. Oh,
then the breakdown. There's a little whistle breakdown.
Speaker 28 (36:13):
You know, this is the part in the Clayvation movie
when the Girl Lives comes out and he's dancing around
as a snowman.
Speaker 19 (36:21):
Yeah, well, picked back up.
Speaker 26 (36:29):
Mystery ingring as the stories.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Little did Eric know, Maybe he did know. Little did
he know that he was creating a modern Christmas classic
for us.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Oh that's great. I was hoping it would go dink
think think think at the festive Gloryhole.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
All right, So anyway, I will send that to people.
I'll run it off and I'll send it to.
Speaker 7 (37:05):
People who email me and ask for a festive Gloryhole.
And again, thank you to Eric out there in Penn Hills,
who is in quite a bit of constant contact with
the show. He joined us on Captain Funds Floating Fandango
and he's sharp dude, so he's always good for a laugh.
Between that and Rob Hates Ducks, it's been a good
couple of weeks for these AI songs.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I've had people ask if I could send that to them.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
I'll send that to them too. I'll send them Rob
Hates Ducks. I'll run these off and send them to them.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
That song is so good, Like I played it for
my girls and they're like, did someone really send that in?
I was like, yeah, they took the time to go
through AI. And again, anybody can churn out a song
really quickly. But whoever it was Eric that did that
one too. Yeah, some people know Jeremiah.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
Yeah, some people really know how to massage it and
make it into something you want. Rather like when I
do it, it's very remedial, you know what I mean.
I'll take like thirty seconds already a handful of lyrics.
I'll tell you what style of music, and it'll just
spit something out.
Speaker 29 (38:07):
Hey, Rob, Hey, dogs they quack caught Day's success. Hey Rob, Hey,
they quack call Day success.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
He said, Yo, my neighbors got dugs.
Speaker 30 (38:21):
May be quacking no day, but what thig ihead enough
and every time I sleep, maybe clucking up storm every
time I leave.
Speaker 7 (38:28):
I mean it is the vibe. You're just waiting for
him to drop the N word. Oh yeah, and you
know what I mean. The duck's going off. Hey hey, oh,
I hear.
Speaker 31 (38:37):
It is quack quack whie like a Dottle duck quack
quack whie. It's quack season, bitch, a quack bitch, Doug
Dynasty and my big card.
Speaker 7 (38:46):
That's a fact.
Speaker 29 (38:47):
The the theos quack quack quack move. Yes, they quack
called day.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
Hey, Rob, I like, it's quack season, bitch.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
That's my favorite. I'm on a quack attack Kevin Gate Show.
But if you're here with somebody you love, put your
hand over hard and sad.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
Here the ducks going off. Anyway, Rob hates ducks. I'm
happy to send that to people to maybe you have
a loved one of your family named Rob and you
could play that song for them at the They'll be
like you imagine you're a Christmas and one of our
listeners just they have a relative named Rob and they
just play that song and the guy's like, what the
hell is this context at all? They're like, I happen
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to like ducks.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I've had the neighbors. Uh, send me a text.
Speaker 7 (39:38):
Are you really gonna sell your house?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Not not the duck neighbors, but other names.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I was gonna say, are you seriously gonna put your
house on the market? And I was like yeah, because
the Ducks. I was like yeah, and you and no no.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
But I'm just like, yeah, man, I'm over it.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
I'm just over it, you know, I halfway across the
country sight unseen.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Uh, I'm ready for a change. It's been three years.
Time for something else. It was nice ducks enjoy running.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
That neighborhood for me, and hopefully whoever buys my house
really loves ducks.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, because Rob hates ducks according to the song.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
So he's.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So yeah, wow, they texted you.
Speaker 7 (40:27):
Yeah, are you really leaving?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Because You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, who sure am?
Speaker 7 (40:33):
No Rob, I don't want to be that guy. But
you know, Rhode Island to Madona isn't halfway across the country, Okay,
far enough. I mean if you had gone to like.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah, I don't know, if you'd gone to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Right, that's more than halfway. It has to be the
Lolorado Springs, maybe Denver probably more than halfway way, more
than halfway, well halfway across the country. Let's see, let
me just drop a pin. Let's say o Maha, Nebraska.
How about that would be the midway point.
Speaker 13 (41:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
I don't know what the epicenter of the contiguous United
States are. It's still far as hell.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I mean, I'm not it's a ten hour drive, so joke,
no joke. Yeah, So what is that? Like seven hundred miles,
eight hundred miles, hundred and twenty two miles? Is that
what it is?
Speaker 9 (41:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Two moons?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, Rob, didn't you hear me say I didn't want
to be that guy? You know, it's not necessarily how
I didn't want to be that guy.
Speaker 7 (41:40):
It's far enough cotton balls pointing out accuracy department. Allen,
you did have cash at the Kevin Gates show. That
is true, but it fell from the sky. It was
like manna from heaven.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Somebody said to me the other day, They're like, Alan
got into this argument once on the on the on
the show about taking money, like if money falls out
Brinks truck, right, So how is that any different than
him picking up.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
They shot it into the crowd. They said, wasn't your
money either?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
No, they pointed it at the audience.
Speaker 7 (42:15):
That's a terrible what they're trying to make.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
I mean, I'm just saying, if if a Brinks truck,
which is someone else's money, it fell out of a
truck on it, they didn't shoot it out of.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
The Brinks truck at people who were in an oncoming traffic.
They had a t shirt gun firing cash into the crowd.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
It's still found found money, but the intent is the point, right,
found money. I almost didn't fight. I didn't know what
that was going on. I thought it was flyers at first,
and I looked down on the ground there's money, and
then I go, well, it's fake, clearly, why would somebody
be shooting real money?
Speaker 7 (42:46):
And then a girl behind me, he's got two fistfolds.
She dropped with the quickness. This girl couldn't even touch
her toes and she's down there getting all this money.
It's not good for you secure that bag, hmm. Alan.
I was gonna see ac DC with one of my
best friends in Cleveland last year, but he and his
(43:07):
wife had triplets that same day. But I won your
tickets yesterday, so we get our second chance. Oh God
for you. I mean, it would have been a better
story if if you had the triplets. But uh, okay, Alan,
I don't give cash to the homeless because they'll use
it for alcohol and drugs, and I need it for
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alcohol and drugs.
Speaker 32 (43:32):
See.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
I appreciate that. At least you're not making up one
of these facocta excuses for why people don't get er.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Just give it. They'll just use it for drugs.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Yeah, you would too if you were living on the street,
you'd want to get out of your brain as frequently
as humanly possible.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
We left, Uh, we went, and when Caitlin and I
went to the Cavs game, we were walking back and
I had we had we had had dinner at Hilarities
or whatever. Bob Picic, yeah, yeah, and uh we were
walking back and there was a homeless guy there and
you asking for money and I said, Caitlin's like, do
you have anything? I said no, and I handed him
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our leftovers an he went no, thank you, And I said, okay,
well sorry, that's all I have.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Well again, that's fine, you know what I mean, But
people go I don't understand why people listen. If you
don't want to give somebody money, don't give somebody money.
I don't understand that people are like trying to make
homeless people do tricks for them. Right yeah, hey, come may,
I'll buy you a sandwich right now. Bet you don't
want a sandwich. The guy's like, maybe I don't want
a sandwich. What because I'm homeless. It means I just
(44:37):
will take anything you give me. I mean maybe I
don't want a sandwich. No, but I mean I I
know you don't have the luxury, and people go in
the luxury being picky.
Speaker 4 (44:45):
I mean I had there was the bad guy handed
that guy cause I know, like eighty five bucks.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
Now, I know he didn't know what he was passing
up salmon, And the.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Hell did I have a jerk chicken?
Speaker 13 (44:55):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (44:55):
So good?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
That place is great. Their food is so good. Which
one pickwick and frog?
Speaker 7 (45:00):
Oh yeah, it's way better than it has to be.
Oh my god, I can't remember the last time.
Speaker 13 (45:05):
It was.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
When we went to see Louis c. K.
Speaker 7 (45:07):
We had dinner beforehand at the restaurant, and I'm ashamed
to say, I had never had dinner at the restaurant before,
and I've been here for fifteen years, and it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
That's so good, I told Nick.
Speaker 7 (45:19):
I go, Yeah, everybody obviously knows this because that restaurant's
always packed. But I'm like, boy, this is better than
it has to be. It could be half as good
and people would still be happy.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
But then they serve like that, you know, the majority
of that menu makes its way into the club. Like
I mean, it is unbelievable in the clue, yeah, gets
itself into the club. Alan Lebanon, Kansas is the middle
of the country. That is a random trivia effect that
I know. All right, well there you go, Rob, had
you gone from Rhode Island.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
To Lebanon, Kansas.
Speaker 7 (45:52):
I don't know if this company has radio stations in Lebanon, Kansas,
but okay, I'm sure we're gonna find out. Yeah, Ellen.
I laughed my ass off every time I hear that
ad with the hog calling competition.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
I've heard it like in like app as I'm doing
other things, I'll hear it, but.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
I didn't know what it was for, Like you can
be the new hog tide Harry or something like that
for this app.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
Okay, yeah, hog tied hair, that's what it is. Wow,
I hope it is. I really wanted to be called that.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
And I did tell our big muckety muck boss about
the the Mario Lopez commercial. Oh, yeah, I go have
you heard this yet? He's like no, And I said, oh,
just listen to us. We play it like fifteen times
because it's hysterical, and I'm like, hey, it's Mario Lopez here,
and we're back to school and kids and sometimes you
(46:46):
get trafficked.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
He's like, you might end up in a box truck.
He's like, are you serious.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
I'm like, yeah, did you tell him that Mario called us?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
No?
Speaker 16 (46:54):
Yeah, Hey, Alan, Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 33 (46:56):
The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a
wonderful time to time with family and friends.
Speaker 16 (47:02):
And give thanks.
Speaker 33 (47:04):
But it's also the time of the year where most
people commit suicide. So check on your friends and family. Okay,
hate the show this is Mario Lopez, but I love
it the end to end with it too, This is
Mario Lopez.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
I like the commercial we're running for Tucker Carlson's tobacco
company and he goes, tobacco is an addictive substance which
you have to see legally in any advertisement, and he goes,
thank good God, yeah, fortunately, or something like that, thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Well, listen, you make your own choices. Good for you.
Speaking of choices, hi.
Speaker 21 (47:38):
Ellen, listening to the podcast from the other day where
you guys are talking about people regretting their tattoos.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
And I'll give you an example.
Speaker 21 (47:46):
I have a classic millennial butterfly tram stamp and I
deeply regret mine. Have looked up possibilities of getting it removed,
and mostly because it's literally the size of a stamp
on my back and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (48:04):
So I regret that, hmm, the size of a stamp.
You know what I think it'd be fun is you
get a tramp stamp in your lower back. But it's
an old, tiny cartoon of a hobo.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Right.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
They used to call them tramps back in the day.
That's why the lady is a tramp. They didn't mean
that she was a slut. They meant that she like
kind of she's all over the place, right, she gets
she's around, she's a bon vivant. That's why the lady
is a tramp, and then that same guy. I think
a sing's a festive glory hole after that's the B side.
(48:37):
If the lady is a tramp, little tramp stamp, just
get a tiny little cartoon of a hobo.
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Yep yeah, well, little stick.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yep binel handkerchiefs, little bindel.
Speaker 7 (48:49):
Yeah, guy out there on yuklid, just have him sit
for a portrait, a guy out there who turned down
your food when you asked him. Because people will text
me like, oh, beggars can't be choosers. They could be
whatever they want to, they're beggars. Yet I understand what
you're saying. I get it, and I probably agree with you.
But I fully understand if a guy's like, no, I don't.
I was just surprised I don't want your stuffed peppers.
I'm never surprised when homeless people don't want food.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I mean, you're homeless. I know, even if you hang
on to it for later, you're gonna be hungry.
Speaker 7 (49:18):
All It's a good thing that homeless guy didn't take
Rob's food, But I'm crapping his brains out like Rob was.
That's not what happened. I had just yeah, and you
know how the homeless people out here on Euclid love
to hold in their bowel movements.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
You certainly wouldn't want that. And to whoever you are,
thank you for the DMS.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
I appreciate all of the nice things that people have
to say about it. No, I mean, in my DM,
stop sending me that video of the of the homeless
guy crapping on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
Did you see that looks like he's growing a tail.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
No, but I've seen but there are there are social
media like accounts and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
It's like people pooping in public and you know, oh.
Speaker 7 (49:54):
This is dude.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
It's been I've had at least five or six people
send this to me.
Speaker 7 (49:58):
The same one.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
They're sending me the same wax, same. It's a guy.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
He's got his hands on his on his knees, he's
got his pants down to about his knees, and he's
been bent at the waist and he's crapping and it's
about this long. It looks like he's growing a tail
and it's hitting the ground and he's still standing up
and people just keep sending it.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
I'm like, okay, thank you, ha ha ha ha. Non
it just gets it.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
It is gross.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
It's enough.
Speaker 7 (50:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
I got it. So if you're if you were thinking
about sending that, I have seen it. Thank you. Well,
this is going to be the strisand effect. Now that
you've mentioned it, it's gonna keep sending it to me.
I'm gonna do. But it does.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Man, That's where the expression growing a tail comes from.
Because this guy, he had a little curly belt.
Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Oh my god, there's a buckle on the end too.
That's weird, huge, Elan, Are we sure that that's not
Warrio Lopez?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
It might be.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
I don't know, but he said Mario, and I take
him at his word that it's celebrity actor Mario Lopez
checking in with us.
Speaker 16 (50:54):
Alan Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 33 (50:55):
The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a
wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and
give thanks.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
But it's also the time of the year.
Speaker 16 (51:05):
Where most people commit suicide.
Speaker 7 (51:07):
Yeah, you don't want that.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
The Allen Cox Show.
Speaker 14 (51:11):
On one hundred seven M Buzzer Cleveland called the Allan
Cox Show.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It's called the cellular Phone, and it's being heralded as
a revolution in technology.
Speaker 11 (51:28):
You're two six five seven eight one double oh seven
or one, three four eight one, double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (51:45):
Jerry Cantrell here. Just saw him at the House of
Blues a few weeks back. Always Awesome. Gonna be performing
with Soundgarden Saturday night the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame induction ceremony there in La Taylor Momson from the
Pretty Reckless is going to be replacing Chris Cornell, or
I should say filling in for Chris Cornell.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Who could really replace Chris Cornell anyway.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
Her band Pretty Reckless is still opening the next leg
of the ac DC Power Up Tour.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'll have tickets for you closer to three ten.
Speaker 7 (52:15):
We gave him away a while back for last summer's
show at Brown's Stadium, so these tickets are for the
one that they're They're not coming back here. They're doing
Columbus next summer. They're going to play the Ohio Stadium.
So those are on sale Friday morning ten o'clock. We'll
have them for you today and tomorrow. And I guess
we're out on Friday, aren't we.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
We are.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
I gotta travel, so it's a travel day. It's a
travel day. My apologies three five two. If you want
to get a text in here for anything.
Speaker 7 (52:44):
If you listen to us on the iHeartRadio app, let
us know where you are. I just sent out another
batch of stickers this morning. Email me for those That's
just Alan at Allancoxshure dot com. And I've been posting,
by the way, the photos that people are sending me
when they travel and tag the show. Our friend Jeff
and Hudson is in Australia visiting some family and all
(53:05):
of these photos I'm posting are at the Alan Cocho
facebook page. If you give a thin wet crap, they're there.
Our friend Rachel is posting stuff. She was in New Orleans.
She was in Memphis, so people.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Would be like, Hey, I'm going on a trip. Can
you send me some stickers?
Speaker 7 (53:21):
You know, because I am very uneven when it comes
to me traveling and tagging. But anyways, just fun.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Todd is in Saltillo, Mississippia.
Speaker 7 (53:30):
Send him some this morning. Doug is done in Cincinnati.
Scott he's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Shawn's in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania too.
Jamie is in Allen, Texas. You can leave us messages
there with that talkback button.
Speaker 22 (53:43):
Hi Ellen, for the love of all that does not suck.
Dear sweet Lord, please re release the Festive Glory Whole song.
Make that available to play on demand, because my boss
would be absolutely tickled pink to hear it. He loves
(54:03):
the Steel Panther song glory Hole, so that would just
make his day.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 7 (54:10):
Sounds like his boss is glory hole centric, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Hey all?
Speaker 7 (54:17):
No, Eric made us when I referred to the thing
back here in the corner. It's supposed to be a
giant light switch for when Magic flips to Christmas. They
do it every year and it all lights up, and
I refer to it as a festive glory hole because
this thing is just popping out of the little thing there.
And Eric made us an AI song called Festive Glory
Hole and it's it's a banger.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
She'd give this to Mark for a Friday.
Speaker 7 (54:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (54:53):
In a Cleveland station November's Hill, a panel appeared on
the windows with a circle cut out.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Oh what a sight.
Speaker 23 (55:04):
The mystery grew in the fading line, snowflakes, fallen, whispers grow.
Speaker 17 (55:12):
What's behind that panel's glove? That's the glory Hole? What
could it be?
Speaker 3 (55:21):
A fake?
Speaker 2 (55:21):
A singer of the jio Fa singer sing a real
Jing ring.
Speaker 24 (55:27):
This is the story's roll of Cleveland's own Festa glory.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Hush, take a Mariah carry.
Speaker 23 (55:41):
The DJ said it's just echo, but rumors flew through
every floor. A Santa spy, a holiday prank, or maybe
a slot for a treat filled than listeners calling wild
ideas holiday cheer or fested fees.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
Yes, the glory hole?
Speaker 7 (56:08):
What could it be portal to?
Speaker 26 (56:10):
Joyn Mystery Dingle House Ring has the story's role of
Freeman's own glory.
Speaker 4 (56:22):
I mean they should have been in home alone, right,
it's gonna now. Of course, I don't want to prank
or troll any of our colleagues, so I would never
tell people to call Mark Nolan next week and request
festive glory whole.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
I don't think we'll have to flip to Christmas.
Speaker 7 (56:38):
He's gonna do it anyway. Hey, did you guys play
festive Gloryhole? He's like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I just I love the big end of glory. That's
the glory hole.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yes, the glory hole?
Speaker 26 (56:54):
What could it be a portal to John Mystery Dingle
Bells ring as the stories roll o Cleveland Zome.
Speaker 27 (57:09):
Yeah, anyway, please Navy dad.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
Everyone we're getting on, uh, stealing their thunder as it were.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
Oh, then the breakdown. There's a little whistle breakdown.
Speaker 28 (57:26):
You know, this is the part in the Claymation movie
with the yeah birl.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
Wives comes out and he's dancing around.
Speaker 7 (57:33):
As a snowman.
Speaker 19 (57:34):
Yeah, pix, back up your mystery.
Speaker 26 (57:43):
Dingle bells ring as the stories roll.
Speaker 7 (57:47):
Cleveland a little bit air.
Speaker 4 (58:00):
No, maybe he did know little did he know that
he was creating a modern Christmas classic for us?
Speaker 7 (58:07):
Oh that's great. I was hoping it would go DK
D D think at the end festive gloryhole. All right,
So anyway, I will send that to people. I'll run
it off and I'll send it to people who email
me and ask for a festive gloryhole. And again, thank
you to Eric out there in Penn Hills, who is
in quite a bit of constant contact with the show.
(58:27):
He joined us on Captain Funds Floating Fandango, and he's
sharp dude, so he's always good for a laugh. Between
that and Rob Hates Ducks. It's been a good couple
of weeks for these AI songs.
Speaker 2 (58:39):
I've had people ask if I could send that to them.
Speaker 7 (58:42):
I'll send that to them too. I'll send them Rob
hates Ducks. I'll run these off and send them to them.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
That song is so good, Like I played it for
my girls and they're like, did someone really send that in?
I was like, yeah, they took the time to go
through AI. And again, anybody can churn out a song
really quickly. But whoever was a they did that one too.
Speaker 7 (59:00):
Yeah, some people know Jeremiah j Yeah, some people really
know how to how to massage it and make it
into something you want. Rather like when I do it,
it's very remedial, you know what I mean. I'll take
like thirty seconds already, a handful of lyrics. I'll tell
you what style of music, and it'll just spit something out.
Speaker 29 (59:20):
Hey, Rob, Hey, dogs they quack call success? Hey, Rob, Hey,
they quack call success.
Speaker 30 (59:32):
He said, Yo, my neighbors got dogs maybe clucking all day,
But what think I had enough? And every time I sleep,
maybe clucking up storm every time I leave.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
I mean, it is the vibe. You're just waiting for
him to drop the N word. Oh yeah, and you
know what I mean, No, baby, the dug's going off.
Speaker 29 (59:48):
He oh, I hear is quack quack whie like a
dottle dust quack quack Wi.
Speaker 31 (59:54):
It's quack season, bitch, bitch, Dug dynastee.
Speaker 16 (59:59):
F the.
Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
Quack quack quack move.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I like, it's quack season, bitch. That's my best, my favorite.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
I'm on a quack attack them Kevin Gate show. But
if you're here with somebody you love, put your hand
over hert and.
Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
Sound you here the ducks going on?
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Anyway, Rob hates ducks. I'm happy to send that to
people too. Maybe you have.
Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
A loved one and your family named Rob and you
could play that song for them at the They'll be like,
imagine you're a Christmas and one of our listeners just
they have a relative named Rob and they just play
that song. And the guy's like, what the hell is
this context at all? They're like, I happen to like ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
I've had the neighbors, Uh, send me a text. Are
you really gonna still your house?
Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
Not not the duck neighbors, but other neighbors.
Speaker 27 (01:00:57):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I was gonna say, are you seriously gonna.
Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
Put your house the market? And I was like yeah,
because the ducks.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
I was like yeah, and you and no no, you
didn't say. But I'm just like, yeah, man, I'm over it.
I'm just lower it. You know, I moved halfway across
the country sight unseen. I'm ready for a change.
Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
It's been three years. Time for something else.
Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
It was nice ducks enjoy running that neighborhood for me,
and hopefully whoever buys my house really loves ducks.
Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Yeah, because Rob hates ducks according to the song so.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
So yeah, Wow, they texted you, are you really leaving?
Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Because you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, who sure am No Rob,
I don't want to be that guy. But you know,
Rhode Island to Madona isn't halfway across the country.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Okay, far enough.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
I mean if you had gone to like, yeah, I
don't know, if you'd gone to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Right, that's more than halfway. It has to be Colorado Springs,
maybe Denver. That's probably more than halfway way. More than halfway,
well halfway across the country. Let's see, let me just
drop a pin. Let's say, o Maha, Nebraska. How about
that would be the midway point.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I don't know what the epicenter of the contiguous United
States are.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
It's still far as hell I mean it's a ten
hour drive, so joke, no joke.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Yeah, So what is that like seven hundred miles? Eight
hundred miles? They're hundred and twenty two miles? Is that
what it is?
Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Millions?
Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Yeah, Rob, didn't you hear me say I didn't want
to be that guy? You know, it's not necessarily How
do you want to be that guy?
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's far enough.
Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Cotton Ball's pointing out accuracy department. Allan, you did have
cash at the Kevin Gates show, that is true, but
it fell from the sky.
Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
It was like manna from heaven. Somebody said to me
the other day.
Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
They're like, Alan got into this argument once on the
on the on the show about taking money, like if
money falls out of Brinks truck, right, so how is
that any different than him picking up.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
They shot it into the crowd, they said, wasn't your
money either?
Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
No, they pointed it at the audience.
Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
That's a terrible know what they're trying to make.
Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
I mean, I'm just saying if if a Brinks truck,
which is someone else's money, it fell out of a
truck on it, they didn't shoot it out of the Brinks
truck at people who were in an oncoming traffic.
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
They had a T shirt gun firing cash into the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
It's still found found money, but the intent is the point, right,
found money. I almost didn't fight. I didn't know what
that was going on.
Speaker 7 (01:03:52):
I thought his flyers at first, and I looked down
on the ground there's money, and then I go, well,
it's fake, clearly, why would somebody be shooting real money?
And then a girl behind me, He's got two fistfolds
and she dropped with a quickness. This girl couldn't even
touch her toes and she's down there getting all this money.
It's like, good for you, secure that bag.
Speaker 19 (01:04:13):
Hmm.
Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Alan, I was gonna see ac DC with one of
my best friends in Cleveland last year, but he and
his wife had triplets that same day. But I won
your tickets yesterday, so we get our second chance. Oh
God for you. I mean, it would have been a
better story if if you had the triplets. But uh okay, Alan,
(01:04:38):
I don't give cash to the homeless because they'll use
it for alcohol and drugs, and I need it for
alcohol and drugs.
Speaker 32 (01:04:45):
See.
Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
I appreciate that at least you're not making up one
of these facocta excuses for why people don't get er.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Just give it, They'll just use it for drugs.
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Yeah, you would too if you were living on the street,
you'd want to get out of your brain as frequently
as humanly possible.
Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
We left, Uh, we went, and when Caitlyn and I
went to the Cavs game, we were walking back and
I had we had we had a dinner at Hilarities
or whatever picic and uh we were walking back and
there was a homeless guy there and he was asking
for money, and I said.
Speaker 7 (01:05:20):
Caitlyn's like, do you have anything?
Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I said no, and I handed him our leftovers and
he went, no, thank you, And I said, okay, well sorry,
that's all I have.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Well again, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
But people, I don't understand why people listen. If you
don't want to give somebody money, don't give somebody money.
I don't understand the people are like trying to make
homeless people do tricks for them. Right yeah, hey, come wy,
I'll buy a sandwich right now. Bet you don't want
a sandwich. The guy's like, maybe I don't want a sandwich?
What because I'm homeless? It means I just will take
anything you give me. I mean, maybe I don't want
(01:05:53):
a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
No, but I mean I I know you don't have
the luxury, and people go in the luxury being picky.
Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
I mean I had.
Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
There was the bad guy handed That guy caught like
eighty five bucks. Now I know he didn't know what
he was passing up salmon, and the hell that I.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Am a jerk chicken.
Speaker 7 (01:06:08):
Oh so good.
Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
That place is great. Their food is so good. Which
one pickwick and frol.
Speaker 7 (01:06:13):
Oh, yeah, it's way better than it has to be.
Oh my god, I can't remember the last time. It
was when we went to see Louis c. K. We
had dinner beforehand at the restaurant, and I'm ashamed to
say I had never had dinner at the restaurant before,
and I've been here for fifteen years, and it was unbelievable.
That's so good, I told Nick, I go, Yeah, everybody
(01:06:34):
obviously knows this because that restaurant's always packed. But I'm like, boy,
this is better than it has to be. Yeah, it
could be half as good and people would still be happy.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
But then they serve like that.
Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
You know, the majority of that menu makes its way
into the club, Like, I mean, it is unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (01:06:49):
In the clue, Yeah, gets itself into the club Alan. Lebanon,
Kansas is the middle of the country. That is a
random trivia effect that I know. All Right, Well there
you go, Rob, had you gone from Rhode Island to Lebanon, Kansas?
Speaker 16 (01:07:02):
Hate you.
Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
I don't know if this company has radio stations in Lebanon, Kansas,
but okay, I'm sure we're going to find out. Yeah, Ellen.
I laughed my ass off every time I hear that
ad with the hog calling competition.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
I've heard it like in like a as I'm doing
other things, I'll hear it, but I didn't know what.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
It was for, Like you can be the new hog
Tide Harry or something like that for this app.
Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Okay, yeah, hog tide hair, that's what it is. Wow,
I hope it is. I really wanted to be called that.
Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
And I did tell our big muckety muck boss about
the the Mario Lopez commercial. Oh, yeah, I go have
you heard this yet? He's like no, And I said, oh,
just listen to us. We play it like fifteen times
because it's hysterical, and I'm like Hey, it's Mario Lopez here,
and we're back to school and kids and sometimes you
(01:07:59):
get trapped and he's like, you might end up in
a box truck.
Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
He's like, are you serious.
Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
I'm like, yeah, did you tell him that Mario called us? No?
Speaker 16 (01:08:07):
Yeah, Hey, Allen, Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 33 (01:08:09):
The holidays are just around the corner, and it's a
wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and
give thanks. But it's also the time of the year
where most people commit suicide. So check on your friends
and family. Okay, hate the show. This is Mario Lopez.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I love it the end to end with it too.
This is Mario Lopez.
Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
I like the commercial we're running for Tucker Carlson's tobacco company.
And he goes, tobacco is an addictive substance, which you
have to say illegally in any advertisement. And he goes,
thank good God, yeah, fortunately, or something like that, thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Well, listen, you make your own choices.
Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Speaking of choices, hi.
Speaker 21 (01:08:51):
Ellen, listening to the podcast from the other day where
you guys are talking about people regretting their tattoos, And
I'll give you an example I have of a classic
millennial butterfly tramp stamp, and I deeply regret mine have
looked up possibilities of getting it removed, and mostly because
(01:09:13):
it's literally the size of a stamp on my back
and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 7 (01:09:17):
So I regret that.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
The size of a stamp.
Speaker 7 (01:09:22):
You know what I think it'd be fun is you
get a tramp stamp in your lower back. But it's
an old, tiny cartoon of a hobo.
Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Right.
Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
They used to call them tramps back in the day.
That's why the lady is a tramp. They didn't mean
that she was a slush skank. They meant that she
like kind of she's all over the place, right, she
gets she's around, she's a bon vivant. That's why the
lady is a tramp. And then that same guy, I
think a sing's a festive glory hole after that's the
b side. If the lady is a tramp, little tramp stamp,
(01:09:53):
just get a tiny little cartoon of a hobo yep, yeah,
well little stick yep Bindel handkerchiefs, well Bindel, yeah, guy
out there on yuklid, just have him sit for a portrait.
A guy out there who turned down your.
Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Food when you asked him, because people text me like, oh,
beggars can't be choosers.
Speaker 7 (01:10:12):
They could be whatever they want to be. They're beggars. Yes,
I understand what you're saying. I get it, and I
probably agree with you. But I fully understand if a
guy's like, no, I don't. I was just surprised. I
don't want your stuffed peppers. I'm never surprised when homeless
people don't want food.
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
I mean, you're homeless. I know, even if you hang
on to it for later, you're gonna be hungry.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Alan.
Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
It's a good thing that homeless guy didn't take Rob's food,
But I'm crapping his brains out like Rob was. That's
not what happened. I had just yeah, And you know
how the homeless people out here on Euclid love to
hold in their bowel movements.
Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
You certainly wouldn't want that. And to whoever you are,
thank you for the DMS.
Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
I appreciate all of the nice things that people have
to say about.
Speaker 34 (01:10:52):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I mean, in my DM, stop sending me that video
of the of the homeless guy crapping on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Did you see that with like he's growing a tail?
Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
No, but I've seen but there are there are social
media like accounts and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
It's like people pooping in public and you know, oh.
Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
This is dude.
Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
It's been I've had at least finally six people send
this to me, the same one.
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
They're sending the same video.
Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
It's a guy.
Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
He's got his hands on his on his knees, he's
got his pants down to about his knees and he's
bent bent at the waist and he's crapping and it's
about this long. It looks like he's growing a tail
and it's hitting the ground and he's still standing up
and people just keep sending it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
I'm like, okay, thank you. Ha ha ha ha. Non,
it just gets it.
Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
It is gross.
Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
It's enough, thank you. I got it. So if you're
if you were thinking about sending that, I have seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Well, this is going to be the striysand effect. Now
that you've mentioned.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
It, it's gonna keep sending it to me. I'm gonna do.
But it does.
Speaker 12 (01:11:43):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
That's where the expression growing a tail comes from. Because
this guy he had a little curly like a belt. Yeah,
oh my god, there's a buckle on the end too.
That's weird huge.
Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
The car show on one of.
Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Ozembic is expensive.
Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
I want to really lose your appetite. You've come to
the right place.
Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
Beats the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 10 (01:12:11):
On one hundred point seven WMMS.
Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Hey Kamalia's playing two nights. That's t o hyphen Knight
Old Tiny Caps are back here at home play the Sixers.
Joel mbid. Joke's on him. He's walking around fifty grand lighter.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
Do you like that?
Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Hooray obscene gesture?
Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Sixers Cats tonight seven o'clock will roll out just before
your pregame at six thirty, and then get right to it.
Calves will go to d C Friday night for one
of those NBA Cup games. And then the Bulls are
in town this Saturday, and the Chicago Bulls with the
team and they had a World A champion you might
(01:13:24):
remember rob named Luke Longley thinking okay, yes, and then
the Cavs will play the Raptors on the thirteenth. I
will have those tickets for you about twenty minutes from now,
if you're trying to get yourself to a Cavs game. Boy,
I was watching the follow up well blurb on you
know they had that big heist at the Louver, And
these always make for great stories because they sound very cinematic,
(01:13:46):
but then when they do the investigation, they're like, boy,
this was really, as it turns out, easy. These guys
had like a cherry picker truck, right, they just went
up to the building and it was a smash and
grab basically, and then they were trying to figure out,
you know, track.
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Down the people who are responsible.
Speaker 7 (01:14:03):
And it sounds more like it wasn't exactly the heist
of the century. Like I've seen a couple of documentaries
on jewel heists and art heists that are really interesting
because they are kind of like the movies. They're like
very well planned and executed. This doesn't sound like that.
They pointed out that the password for the video surveillance
system at the Louver was louver, so it's like putting one, two, three,
(01:14:27):
four five in tier. And because all these people are French,
they know that there's an R in louver, whereas you know,
if they were Americans, to be like v isn't working.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
So probably not this you know, high end.
Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
Heist like it was made out to be, but still exciting,
I guess, But the Louver is not iron clad.
Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Sounds like a pretty ballsy heist at the very least.
Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
I gas but if you like, you go in the
back of the building and there's nobody there, and they
you know, they had some some BIS standards. It took
a little bit of video when they realized what was
going on, and they basically put a cherry picker truck
up to the window and then got on a balcony,
smashed in there and then got back down, then jumped
into a car that was waiting for him. And if
(01:15:14):
they were able to disable the video surveillance because the
pazor was Louver, that makes it exponentially.
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Easier to get in and out undetected.
Speaker 7 (01:15:23):
But yes, you're still it's broad daylight right in the
middle of Paris and you get pinched because of a mask.
Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Oh yeah, just come on.
Speaker 7 (01:15:34):
Audio audits found serious shortcomings in the museum's security systems. Well,
there's nothing there you really want to protect with high
end security. But it's funny because even a place like
the Louver, right, a world renowned museum full of priceless
artifacts and multimillion dollars whatevers, it's like so many other
(01:15:58):
offices right, they're like, oh yeah, they were still using
Windows eight or whatever, you know, and there were their
security software was more than two decades old.
Speaker 32 (01:16:13):
Someone has broken Inches of Love. Oh, how does they
get in? There's a master criminals in Hey, master criminals?
How did they get in?
Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
They discovered that a password was Louve Jerry Piccare nine
thirty in the morning on a Sunday while the museum
was open. It wasn't at midnight when it was closed.
You know, it almost feels like something you thought of
that morning, Like you you happen to know a guy
(01:16:46):
who works at the louver and he's telling you to
party drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Is so stupid? Their passwords just love.
Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
And then these guys, you know, a light bulb goes
off in their heads and they're like, oh, we could
just why don't we just go over there tomorrow and
smash a window, rent a cherry picker truck or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
I don't think it was a cherry picker, but it
looked like that, right.
Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
It was like a hydraulic lift, yeah, yeah, And those
things don't move fast, so you're like, you know, they
took their time. All they had was a car waiting
for him, and they got out a mechanical ladder.
Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Could you imagine if you're like the Ocean's eleven guys,
like you're about to pull this height. You're gonna steal
the Mona Lisa. Right, you are ready to go, and
you're like, I got the password, the passwords, Louve, We're
gonna be This is gonna be the most incredible heist
of all time.
Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
Are you guys ready?
Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
The day before these guys rent a cherry picker and
break in and.
Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
Destroy the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
That's what I'm saying, change the password. Yeah, Like they're like,
son of a bitch, we weren't gonna walk with.
Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
The Mona Lisa.
Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
The most elaborate heist of all time, and these dudes
ruined it for us. Bobby de Niro said it in heat,
you gotta be willing to get out of there if
you feel the heat coming around the corner.
Speaker 12 (01:18:01):
Right.
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
It's a scene in that movie where they're gonna take
down their next big score. It's overnight and unbeknownst to them,
al Pacino and his crew, the cops, they're in that
box truck doing surveillance across the alley. Val Kilmer's inside
drilling it. They got the schematics, I mean high end heist.
They're gonna lift some diamonds or something. They got a
(01:18:25):
guide to disable the motherboard and blah blah blah, all
the cameras. Danniro's outside. One of the guys in the
box truck, one of the beat cops sits down and
his gun hits the aluminum of the truck.
Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
YEP, and Danira, here's it.
Speaker 7 (01:18:42):
He goes and he doesn't know what's up, but he
suspects something. And even though he doesn't know, he goes
back inside calls it off. He goes, we're getting out
of these Valcomer's like.
Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I'm almost into the vault.
Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Nope, we walk because the cops are right across the street.
This smart guy based on the two guys are based
on real guys Neil McCauley, and Neil McCauley was a
real guy. De Niro's character. I don't know who Vincent
Hannah was.
Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
That fight scene in the streets, the gun scene, Yeah,
that may be the best ever.
Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
I can't I don't know if I could think of
a better scene than that. So good. And they're doing
heat too.
Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Now they've got DiCaprio, they've got Austin Butler, they've got
somebody else just feels so unnecessary. Well, just watch the
first one. You're not going to improve on it. But
I would be curious. I mean, Tom Sizemore has passed away.
He was in the Val Kilmer's dead now too, right,
Val Kilmer's dead.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Val Kilmer's dead.
Speaker 7 (01:19:37):
Yeah, those guys are gone. So al Pacino and Dennero
are still around? Is Dennis Haysbert, He's the All State guy.
He's still alive. Who else is in that movie? You
had time size more? You had Ted Levine, Buffalo Bill
from Silence of the Lambs from Parma Heights. He was
one of the cops but he gets killed. Wes Study
(01:19:59):
he was in it. Michael T. Williamson, great cast. So
i'd watch heat Tube. Did you know that that scene, Yeah,
he does the greate ass. That scene was improvised and
in the reaction you get from what's his name, Hanka's area.
Hanka's area is genuine because he had no clue that
was coming. Greate ass and your head and you can
(01:20:24):
start to see Paccino say something else, Yeah, Like he
starts to mouth something else and he pivots to great ass. Yeah,
great ass. I think he was gonna say big ass
head all the way up and all the way up
because Hank's area is stepping out with Val Kilmer's wife,
Ashley Judd.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Oh what a great movie.
Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
I remember seeing it, uh New Year's the night before
New Year's Eve, So December thirtieth, I think the year
I had moved to Kalamazoo, Michigan. So I moved there
in September of that year, and then I went home
to see some friends. I was still pretty homesick, and
I went to see with a friend and I was flappergasted.
(01:21:11):
It's a long movie. It's like three hours and ten
minutes or something, right, Yeah, but all the way that
in when they're playing the Moby music over the credits
in the end, I was like, oh, so my god,
this movie unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Yeah, he does. I guess he top five movie to
this day.
Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
I agree with you. I just went back and I
got the scene up. It does look like he was
about to say big ass right.
Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Yeah, I think so. Yep, and your hair got the
scene all the way up it He's like, wow, they
get mixed up with it. Bitch, let me find here
(01:21:54):
Leasha hairless. No, I can't do it. There's too much
in there, right, it's just the.
Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
He's like, who the hands, she got a graass.
Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
And you got your head all the way up it
in a zarious face.
Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
It's so funny because he's like you could say, it's like, oh,
he didn't know it's come anyway.
Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
So the password to the video surveillance here at the
louver was louver and who can't identify with that. Every
it guy in the world who hears that is shaking
his head dismissively. I have so many emails from people
who want those songs. Sending this up for the next month.
(01:22:46):
Well listen, it's as timely as today's headlines. Between rob
Hatstocks and a festive gloryhole.
Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Why not? A courtesy of Eric in Penhills. By the way,
thank you Eric.
Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
Hey, Alan, It's Erican, Penhills, Pennsylvania. I'm glad you hear
the customers are being that new festive song. I'm not
going to say it's exact title because I snuck with
the office and I don't want anyone to overhear me.
But yeah, all I did was enter the prompt create
a jolly song with a krooner boy singing about this
festive object that was found in a Cleveland radio station
and that it's getting colder in Ohio. And that was
(01:23:18):
about it, and it took over. You're right, This AI
stuff is fun until it kills us.
Speaker 7 (01:23:23):
All HEI is fun until I was reading a letter
we got from our friend Leslie talking about AI. She's like,
you know, we've talked about this before. What is the
end game with AI? They talk about how, oh, in
the next five or ten years, you know, like fifty
percent of the country aren't going to have jobs, that
kind of thing, which begs the question, well, then who
(01:23:43):
the hell is going to buy the stuff that you're
trying to sell with AI, the stuff that AI manufactures
and whatever. And she said that her new conspiracy theory,
with all of these AI generated videos and all the
AI slop right, her conspiracy theory is that the quote
unquote powers that be want the things to be so
(01:24:05):
well trained that video and audio are no longer admissible
in legal systems. So people who do bad things could
effectively circumvent any punishment because you couldn't prove that something
wasn't AI verry very much welly in that huh, why
would you want that?
Speaker 13 (01:24:21):
Though?
Speaker 7 (01:24:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
But you're starting to see that.
Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
You're starting to see people go, oh, that's a Trump
does it all the time anytime he's faced with something unlike.
And you could have seen this coming a mile away, right,
this is the greatest thing to fall into his lap
since one of Epstein's girls. For him to go, that's AI.
That's going to be everybody's retort now, because how do
you disprove something that that's not AI? Again, we are
(01:24:45):
still in that kind of uncanny valley where if you
really pay attention, even tell stuff's AI. But so much
of social media now is at AI slop again. I
laugh every time. But I don't understand what this obsession
with old people getting beat up at the chiropractors exist.
How did that get to be? Unless it's just my
(01:25:08):
algo feeding me that. But I have a feeling these
things are a lot of people are seeing these.
Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Oh but now yeah, yeah, now it's in mind. You
sent it to me, and now I get them all
the time time.
Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
I mean, we can't be the only people seeing these.
Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
I'm curious what else I was looking at that fed
me those? Right, But there's this whole subgenre of AI
slop going through this sona site that is elderly people
just getting beaten to a pulp by chiropractors and getting
thrown through walls and out windows and getting their spines
cracked in half, you know, in.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Adamant objects too, like the one of the woman sitting
in the stands and gets hit in the face with
a soccer ball. And I mean it comes in hot too,
like a million miles an hour. Oh, I'm so excited
to be sitting here watching my grands Ah falls back.
Speaker 7 (01:25:53):
It's so good. Well, I think the reason that they're
funny is because they're not. Ultimately, it's not like they died.
They get killed, they get back up. You know, in
other cultures rob they revere their elders. Right, these are
people with wisdom. These are people from whom you can
learn amazing things about their time here. Nope, we could
(01:26:16):
So what is it about our brains? We couldn't care
less about old people. Once you get tho a certain
aide put them in a corner. We don't need to
hear from them again, and we're gonna make a bunch
of AI videos of them getting decimated by chiropractice. It's wild,
all the robits that are coming after they're coming, Rob,
(01:26:38):
They're coming, and so who knows what all? Uh usher
in a.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Lower toy it's me short circuit screen.
Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
Boo boo, beep bob boop. I did get a nice
letter from Tim. He might not have thought it was nice,
but I did appreciate it.
Speaker 35 (01:26:59):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
He wrote letter, and he said, let me find it here,
he said, Alan, I'm drinking beer in the garage watching
clips of Cheers, which, as a forty five year old dude,
is the best show ever in my opinion. I've been
struggling with OCD and depression for a few months now,
(01:27:20):
and I've essentially isolated myself more or less from even
my best friends. And it's not right and they don't
understand it. But that's how I'm dealing with it. But
sitting in my garage with a beer and my dog
Cheers and your show makes me happy. You and Rob
(01:27:41):
make me laugh. Don't ever get rid of the David
Lee Roth clips. Uh Oh, some people aren't going to
like that. That's all right, Dave? Are you happy? You them?
Speaker 16 (01:27:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Good old timey stuff. Great.
Speaker 7 (01:27:56):
I've probably lost a couple of friends because of how
I am now, And I guess that's okay because they
haven't checked on me anyway. Thank you for the show.
This letter's all over the place. That's kind of where
I am now. So that's from Tim, so Rob, Thank
you Tim. We don't always know who we're talking to, right,
audience is large, disparate, all over the place, sometimes desperate.
(01:28:22):
But there he is in his garage, beer in hand,
dog at his feet. You're half the way there. If
you get a beer in your hand and a dog
at your feet. Now, if you have a dog in
your hand and beer at your feet, the day might
have taken a strange turn.
Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Or you're just spending a moment with a good boy.
Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Who's a good boy, a good boy and a good beer.
Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Yeah, and then you just switch back to the beer.
Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
I see. Yeah, So thank you Tim, and feel better,
I hope, because boy, this is not the time of
year to be done in the dumps, right, feel your pain.
This is the time of year, according to Mario Lopez.
I mean he just told us, he said. Celebrity actor
Mario Lopez called us and he told us it's a
rough time of the year.
Speaker 16 (01:29:05):
Callen Mario Lopez.
Speaker 13 (01:29:06):
Here.
Speaker 33 (01:29:07):
The holidays are just around the corner and it's a
wonderful time to spend time with family and friends and
give thanks, but it's also the time of the year
where most people commit suicide.
Speaker 7 (01:29:18):
Oh my god, rob boy, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
At least he's there to let us know.
Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
Hey, listen, I'm glad right, people go shut up an act,
or shut up and dribble. People don't think that celebrities
or famous people or anyone who's accomplished it in their
field think that they have anything useful to impart. But
Mario Lopez certainly does. I think.
Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Hey, post Halloween.
Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
By the way, if you live in Cayhaga County, it's
worth pointing out they don't want you to just trash
your jack o lanterns. They want you to compost them.
Kyhuga County Solid Waste District, good gig or the Kiswood
(01:30:06):
is reminding residents that you can compost your leftover pumpkins
through November tenth. You can drop your pumpkins at one
of these compost collection sites. You know, now, there are
people who compost at home. When I lived in Ohio City,
I had a lot of neighbors who would compost at home,
(01:30:26):
which is why the neighborhood smelled so great. But this
keeps this kind of stuff out of the landfills. You know,
you want to keep those landfills pristine. The more square
footage being taken up by rotting pumpkins, the less square
footage that can be taken up by.
Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Corpses and plastics.
Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Yep, decorations, candles and stickers must be removed beforehand, and
anything that's got like and this is what cuts a
lot of these out. Hey, anything it's painted or drawn on,
they can't take. I'm like, okay, well that's most Halloween pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
That's such a pain in the ass. Why bother like
just throw it away?
Speaker 4 (01:31:03):
Yeah, well this is one of the same friendly rob
It's going to the same place. So you're gonna tell
me a rotting pumpkin in a landfill is any different
than a rotting carton of eggs.
Speaker 7 (01:31:15):
I don't know. I don't shoot the message. Uh So
in Brexville, Lakewood, Coffin Park and Lake would they do
it at Westlake Police Department takes them and you know,
so the uh something to consider. Actually, if you now,
you might realize that the Cayahoga compost is one of
the more difficult sex moves on Urban dictionary dot com.
(01:31:36):
You try that one is well, I'll tell you, rob,
since you asked, you need three used condoms turned inside
out and the soundtrack to the terminator playing at full blast.
Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Oh so the actual like the dunt dunt, Yes, got
got gun?
Speaker 7 (01:31:51):
Alright?
Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
The Calling Carr show on one.
Speaker 7 (01:31:59):
Called The Alan Show. Is this for real?
Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
Well, that's swearing in this?
Speaker 7 (01:32:02):
Who kinds of jeffin? Are you ready about to broadcasting?
Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
On the radio two one.
Speaker 11 (01:32:07):
Six five seven eight one double oh seven or one
eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Three five one want to send me a text?
Speaker 7 (01:32:35):
But watch the show with the Alacac Show YouTube channel.
Listen on iHeart Radio Radio. He'll love your chiefs. Who
listened on the app? In Las Vegas? Christine's there, Jason's there,
a lot of other people. I saw that Vegas is
getting cyber truck squad cars.
Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
The Las Vegas.
Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Oh good, Las Vegas Police Department is getting cyber truck
squad cars because of course they are, Ah, what an
attractive looking vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
It is right, you thought I thought that.
Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
That police departments across the country were trying to improve
their community perception and not detract from them. Yeah, obviously
a lot of you know, a lot of cops have
been driving around for a long time now, like Dodge
chargers and things like that, and those are pretty rad.
(01:33:26):
But the chief of police out there, or one of
the sheriffs in Las Vegas, said that the cyber trucks
are a heck of a recruiting.
Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Page twenty six.
Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
You hung up one, Take two? Okay, you're ready, three two.
One of the sheriffs said that the cyber trucks are
a heck of a recruiting tool.
Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Yeah, well, gonna look like a tool for sure with
the question.
Speaker 7 (01:33:54):
Yeah, you're gonna look like you're driving a dumpster around
and you're gonna be dressed up like a just the
worst show up at a crime scene and you can't
get the doors open. Oh you know what, I'll, ma'am,
I'll try to extract that dog from your ankle.
Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
As so as soon as I get through to tech support.
Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
That video of that dude with the hot dog and
the door closing and he's like, look at how it
doesn't compress the hot dog and it hits it and
the door opens back up to the cyber truck and
he sticks his finger and it the thing goes all
the way down and crushes his finger. Yeah, it makes
me laugh every single I've seen it fifty times and
somehow it still makes me laugh.
Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
It could have been worse, could put his waiener in there.
Speaker 7 (01:34:32):
Oh listen, you don't want that, so yeah, the you know, listen,
the Las Vegas Police Department is going to be getting
a fleet of cyber trucks for their squad cars, and
we'll see how that works out for them. Of course,
they posted a big glossy video to announce it. The
(01:34:54):
future of policing. Hey, can we fix the present of policing? First? Nil,
the power goes in, with all due respect, the nation's
first fully operational cyber truck patrol fleet. That's great, because
what you don't want is the nation's first occasionally operational
cyber truck patrol fleet, which seems more likely. Yes, given
(01:35:17):
the tech, say fer smarter and zero emissions. All right, well, listen,
two things can be true. I'll give him props for that, right,
no emissions. While they're bashing people's heads in, they won't
be releasing any fumes into the air.
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
And you won't hear them coming. That's what I worry about.
Speaker 7 (01:35:36):
So many cars are so friggin quiet. I will be
in this parking garage leaving at night, and the way
that people fly through the parking garage, I don't get it, man,
All the time, you're still in a parking garage. By
the way, when pound Cake was on the show, he
used to fly, he used to break his balls multiple
times a week. I'm like, you're whipping around these corners.
(01:35:58):
There's still people there. I'm like, I'm like peeking around
the corner because there's cars. You know, you can't still.
It's not an empty parking garage at night. A lot
there's residents upstairs and so they're all parked there. And
so when I'm leaving at night, I'm like looking around
and there's always some dude flying down the thing. Yeah,
(01:36:18):
and we'll dude almost hit me the other night, and
I'm like, bro.
Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
We'll almost get it tonight too, because there's a Cavs
game and people fly because they're cutting it close.
Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
They're trying to get into the arena.
Speaker 7 (01:36:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Every time I walk, I'm always like, I hug the wall.
I walk right up against the wall until I get
to my car.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I mean, it's when I'm in the car.
Speaker 7 (01:36:38):
Usually that's you know, I take my time pulling out
people just whipping around cars.
Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
I pull out a game as strong row. But you
take your time, I sure do.
Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
But yeah, these cars are so quiet. Yeah, like if
you're not paying attention, you can you know.
Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
That's what I worry about with like this, like using
those for police cars on the strip people walking around
all over the place.
Speaker 7 (01:37:02):
Yeah, but they're still going to have like the sirens
and things like that, right they still Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
But if that's running. But if they're not, they're just driving. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:37:10):
But also like these are like at minimum eighty thousand
dollars a truck, so you know, terrible looking. Maybe they
bought them a bulk rade from Elon Musk, who knows.
And I imagine that if you're one of these Vegas cops,
you know, you're all row shamba and for the keys
to one of these things if they use keys any
(01:37:32):
they probably even use keys, will you push a button?
I would imagine.
Speaker 12 (01:37:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:37:38):
So the Las Vegas, we'll see what happens there. They've
got a fleet of cyber trucks for Metro police. I mean,
I guess when they're all decked out with like the
you know, they hush it up for the cops. It
looks all right, but they have any pictures of it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yep, I'll show one right there, right.
I mean it looks like that's all right.
Speaker 4 (01:37:58):
I mean, yeah, still a cyber truck. Yeah, but you
got to hush it up. It does look like a
five year old drawing came to life with a car.
Like when you told the kid to draw a car,
that's what they would draw.
Speaker 7 (01:38:08):
Elon Musk is not a design guy. You know, he's
not funny. He's not a creative guy. And so when
he's like this is the future, like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Or But there's a lot of them around here.
Speaker 7 (01:38:24):
I do see him a lot, So I don't know
if there's a you know, he's not selling very many
or the sales have kind of cratered, so you can
probably get him pretty cheap now.
Speaker 13 (01:38:33):
You know.
Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
It's like for a while the market was flooded with
Maseratis because I think like Ford bought them or something,
so you'd get a Maserati for let you back in
the day, you know that was a full on six
figure purchase. Yeah, Now there's a ton of them because
you know, get him pretty cheaply.
Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Now, I just see those cyber trucks and instantly assume
whoever's driving it's a hart On.
Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
Well, I can see a normal person thinking that looks cool,
you know what I mean, Like, well, everybody's got a
different idea of what's esthetically AMPLI you, yes, of course
you want well, and in their slight defense, every car
on the road looks the same. There's like three car
(01:39:19):
types right by design, there's like five colors, and so
I understand somebody going that is awesome. Now, design wise,
it's terrible, And yes, my brain probably goes to there's
some douche behind the wheel of that thing. But I
don't know. I'm sure there's some first adopters who were like,
you know, oh, I'm gonna get me one of those
(01:39:39):
that looks awesome, and then it, you know, just as
chinzy as a tesla. I don't know, But you know,
the only time I was ever in a tesla was
when I was in an uber in Vegas and I
was like, this is like riding in a toy, Like
where's all this like high end design in this thing?
Clearly he's just trying to get these things out out.
(01:40:02):
It felt like if you opened the door, you know,
pushed the door too hard, it was going to fall
off the hinge.
Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
But who knows.
Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
Alan you barely walk on the streets in Vegas. It's
all overpasses. The Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 13 (01:40:14):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
You can walk for a mile, you know, down the
street in Vegas and not be able to cross.
Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
All right, right, I've not been You've never been to Vegas? No?
Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
No, not a gambler. No, I'm not a huge Vegas
guy either. I wasn't even first time I was ever
there it was for my fiftieth birthday. I've been there
once since. It's fun, but again, I'm not going to shows.
I'm not going to sit there at the slots all night,
you know. So it's like what am I gonna do?
I'll end up at shows or sports like I would
go for sporting something like that. I don't know. Well,
(01:40:46):
this guy at the Halloween party was that told me
that I didn't really see Connor McGregor there.
Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Ron Yeah, no, yeah, I don't know what you saw, dude,
but it wasn't Connor McGregor.
Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (01:40:57):
I guess from Boston, but he is.
Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
Why not?
Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
Because It sounds like the kind of guy that would
push back on you would be from Boston, and I
don't know that he's not from Boston.
Speaker 16 (01:41:04):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (01:41:04):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
There's no way you were at a fight and saw
Connor McGregor.
Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Trust me, you weren't there, dude.
Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
I know what you're thinking, like, maybe you're having some
sort of like mini stroke or something.
Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Guy, But there's no way you saw Connor McGregory. But
his name was on the ticket.
Speaker 7 (01:41:21):
I don't care, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
You're having your what's that called Mandela affected? Dude?
Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Yeah, maybe are in that one made Mandela affecting?
Speaker 32 (01:41:32):
Guy?
Speaker 7 (01:41:33):
You weren't that kid. Now I'm starting to wonder. I'm
telling there, I mean the sea. We were away up
in the nosebleeds. But I was there as a Team
Mobile Arena. It wasn't Connor McGregor.
Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
That's where we have the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the
T Mobile Arena.
Speaker 7 (01:41:49):
I always stay right across the street when I'm in Vegas.
John from Sharon, Pennsylvania is one of the many messages
I got from people. We were talking about mustaches.
Speaker 35 (01:42:04):
Allan, John here from Sharon, Pennsylvania. You know some of
us with those big long biker mustaches. Kind of just
get used to it. We kind of just get used.
Speaker 7 (01:42:14):
To eating our hair on the daily.
Speaker 35 (01:42:16):
And also, I got a quick question for you and Rob.
Did that guy spank his cat to make it me ow?
Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
You guys?
Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
What? What did he spank his cat to make it
me out? When he said, here's my cat? He's my cat?
Oh the guy who left the message and his cat
was in the back. Yeah, big long biker mustache. We
just get used to eating our hair all the time,
all right. Well, they do things differently out there in Sharon, Pa.
(01:42:48):
He's living his best life right there on the Ohio Barda, Sharon, Pa.
You can go across the street to Weldon and I
go every year to Vegas for Halloween. My wife and
I got married there.
Speaker 7 (01:43:06):
It's kind of the cyber truck of matrimony, Rob, if
you will, going out town for you. But seeing the
Wizard of Oz at the Sphere is the coolest movie
I've ever seen in the forty years I've been alike.
Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Well, I have to think, I mean seeing a movie
at the Sphere, I think Schnitzer went.
Speaker 7 (01:43:23):
I mean the first time I went to Vegas for
my fiftieth, I would have been twenty twenty one. So,
like I get, we're still in COVID dechecked it right,
but Vegas didn't care. You'd never know it. The Sphere
was still being built, and so I think when I
went back last summer, summer before last, maybe the Sphere
was done, but I didn't know anything. I think you
(01:43:45):
two was like the opening schedule at the Sphere. Yeah,
I think Snitz just went and saw Wizard of Oz
in the Sphere. Wizard of Oz, Yeah, yeah, okay, I
mean again, that's not a of course, the visuals would
be cool. Wizard of Oz is not a movie that
(01:44:05):
would like, you know, blow my skirt up. But yeah,
I think i'd rather see a band there. Like people
are like I went to go see Fish. I'm like, okay,
like I get it. I don't know. You could see
anyone and it would probably be the most amazing show
you'd ever seen in your life, just because of the aesthetics.
But you know, I would have loved to have gone
(01:44:28):
to see you too. I had friends at home and radio,
we're going to see you too. Must be nice, do you.
Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
Think, Like when they were testing out the Sphere for
The Wizard of Oz to show the movie, like a
bunch of dudes just went Hasis and bought a gigantic
thing of mushrooms and tested it and ran Dark Side
of the Moon at the same time.
Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
I certainly hope. So, yeah, I mean you would have to.
That would be the way to do.
Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
That's what you do.
Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Yeah, that's the you have ever done that? SYNCD up
Dark of Oz.
Speaker 7 (01:45:01):
I hosted a thing when I was on the air
in Kalamazoo Michigan State Theater Downtown did that Wizard of
Oz and Pink Floyd and so I like hosted a
thing where I was like, hey, right, nanks for coming out,
blah blah blah. And I was there for like the
first fifteen minutes and I split. Yeah, I haven't watched
the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (01:45:19):
You got to be in the right frame, but it
works perfectly and it's awesome.
Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
Well to me, it's kind of a you got your
chocolate in my peanut butter, You got your peanut butter
in my chocolate type situation.
Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
For sure.
Speaker 7 (01:45:34):
If I'm gonna watch The Wizard of Oz, I don't
want any distractions. I'm gonna be laser focused on Judy
Garlands Ruby with slippers. And conversely, if I'm gonna listen
to the Dark Side of the Moon, I don't want
to hear any lions talking.
Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
You don't know you mute the lion?
Speaker 7 (01:45:53):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
Yeah, you gotta mute the movie. Well wait, so you're
only listening to the music?
Speaker 16 (01:45:58):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Well what's the point of that? Its up perfect lines up.
Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
And the other one there's another one two thousand and one,
a Space Odyssey match up with echoes at the end.
Speaker 7 (01:46:12):
Okay from Pink Floyd. All right, that one's pretty sick.
Now what I do is I sync up the first
Creed album with Big Mama's House and I'll tell you
what they It's amazing. It will blow your ever loving mind.
Wig flies right off. So yeah, Allen, how do a
(01:46:36):
bunch of people go have zis? Well, you take the
entire total and then you uh.
Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
They split?
Speaker 7 (01:46:44):
They split.
Speaker 4 (01:46:44):
Apologies everybody, right, kiss, Yes, we got all the math nerves.
Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
Hey, listen, it could be worse.
Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
We attract all manner uh and Jean Jean of nerds,
all of them.
Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Listen. We're verbal nerds and math nerds.
Speaker 27 (01:47:06):
Popular this six letter, this genre.
Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
That's how Ken Jennings pronounces that word too when it
comes up on Current Day Jeopardy. I have to assume
as an omah homage to one Alex Trebek. Oh, he
did do mushrooms when he saw The Wizard of Oz.
At the sphere, this person says, I'm not a fan
of the movie, but the visuals are insane and the
(01:47:32):
seats vibrate and leaves blue around.
Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
What oh, because the tornado, they probably just throw some
stuff in some leaves.
Speaker 7 (01:47:40):
Now do the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Yeah, how about that.
Let's do the time warp again. You can watch the
SYNCD up Wizard of Oz on YouTube. Well, how about that.
I'll just cast it to my television and do it.
Speaker 2 (01:47:54):
This was the same thing as doing it yourself.
Speaker 7 (01:47:56):
Well, no, I punch up SYNCD up Wizard of Oz
on YouTube, put on TV, and there it is.
Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
It'd be no different than if you did it yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
Yeah, but then I gotta have the album and they
gotta get the movie. That's what's so good as you
you gotta.
Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
Wait for the second of the Lion and the MGM
in the beginning and.
Speaker 7 (01:48:13):
Then boom, off you go.
Speaker 9 (01:48:18):
I'm going a.
Speaker 7 (01:48:19):
Magical drug induced journey. Now you got me, see I
you had me at magical and drug.
Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Induced when it changes to money in the open part
of the movie is it's when they when they open
the doors and it's in color.
Speaker 2 (01:48:36):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
I wonder who the first person was to figure that out.
It was obviously somebody who was really high, but they
had to be watching the movie and playing the album.
Speaker 2 (01:48:48):
It's been around so long.
Speaker 7 (01:48:49):
I'm sure it was the vinyl version at the coincidentally
the exact same time, or it was amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
It was just like a scoch off, you know what
I mean. Yeah, and the guy's like sit, there's like.
Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Wait a minute. But there's nothing in the lore that
it was like by design.
Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
I don no, no, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
I think I think it's purely coincidental, right, unless Pink
Floyd wrote it that way and didn't never tell anybody.
But I can't imagine that's what it is. You'd probably
have to tell somebody.
Speaker 7 (01:49:19):
Boom boom boom boom boom boom. And is that when
the monkeys show.
Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
Up or that's later. Then there is a part that
goes with that. There's a part with the witch. It's uh,
it's pretty awesome. Okay, yeah, well.
Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
Maybe i'll uh maybe I'll do that. I'll put it
on my list, grab a couple of edibles I do. Okay, well,
maybe i'll do that this weekend. I've only got a
couple of things to occupy my time, maybe driving constantly.
Oh you're going to be driving?
Speaker 2 (01:49:50):
Oh god.
Speaker 9 (01:49:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
I was like, I can't do this.
Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
All I'm driving, I've got eight hours one way, yeah,
and uh cross tournament, Yep, it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 13 (01:49:59):
This is It's.
Speaker 36 (01:50:00):
A busy weekend. And my wife is on a friend's
sister's trip to Florida. So I'm like, she's short.
Speaker 4 (01:50:11):
You're in full dad's chauffeur mode. Uh huh yeah, Okay,
eight hours there, eight hours back ish yeah, and eyeballs
full of lacrosse all the time in between, which.
Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
I don't mind. But the eight hour drive, see that doesn't.
Speaker 7 (01:50:27):
Really I mean when I lived in Pittsburgh and went
to see my kids in Michigan or went home to Chicago,
that was like a six and eight nine hour drive, respectively.
So it was like, I I realize some people who
don't do that a lot, or like they want to blow.
Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
Their heads off but yeah, it's torture for me.
Speaker 7 (01:50:43):
Any think in my mind anything ten hours in under
I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (01:50:47):
Yeah, I was even I can make those long drives.
I was going to rent a car for.
Speaker 7 (01:50:51):
This weekend, and then I'm just like, last minute, I'll
just take my own.
Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
What you run a cyber truck?
Speaker 11 (01:50:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
Yeah, so I can run out halfway there to find
a charging station.
Speaker 7 (01:51:01):
Honey, I'm sorry, you'll lay to your game. Is a
lacrosse game or a match? It's a it would be
a game, but it's it's a tournament, gotcha, But it's
not called it's called a game, not gag. I know
nothing about lacrosse. Our friend Bill Squire played lacrosse, as
I don't know anything about it. I know it's a stick,
which I believe is called across, right, it's French lacrosse,
the stick, right.
Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
I think it's that simple.
Speaker 7 (01:51:24):
And then there's a net on the end, and then
you you run around and get the ball in the net.
Am I am?
Speaker 2 (01:51:31):
I warm? I don't know anything about uh.
Speaker 4 (01:51:35):
And then I have to think that you get the ball.
Speaker 7 (01:51:39):
In the other team's nets very much like hockey, bigger net,
but there's a small net on the end of the stick.
Speaker 4 (01:51:44):
It's hockey and soccer combined into a sport because the
rules are very similar. Don't they call it hawker hawker
or sockey oh, sockey bombs?
Speaker 7 (01:51:55):
Yes, uh.
Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
Game is the common nomenclature, while match can sometimes imply
a larger competition series. So maybe in this case we
would be at a match because it's a tournament.
Speaker 7 (01:52:07):
Okay. You know, like if you're playing friends that play rugby, right,
that's a scrum, a rugby scrum, and that's people's beating
a piss out of each other.
Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
I love rugby, I just do not have a I
know nothing about it.
Speaker 7 (01:52:20):
But every guy I know, none of them are small
oh no, giant humans.
Speaker 14 (01:52:25):
The Llan Cox Show on one, you know, you think
this guy's gonna do one.
Speaker 15 (01:52:35):
Thing, Benny does another thing.
Speaker 14 (01:52:39):
Then a third thing happens, and it's a bummer because.
Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
You just want him to keep doing that middle thing.
Speaker 7 (01:52:46):
It's all very frustrating.
Speaker 5 (01:52:49):
The land Cox SHOWMMS.
Speaker 4 (01:53:00):
So somebody on the text ask the question that I
guess I was just thinking what happens when Dark Side
of the Moon runs out?
Speaker 7 (01:53:07):
I mean, the movie is like twice as long as
the album. Yeah, and you're just watching the movie. I
don't know. Then you're turning the sound up on the movie. Well,
how am I gonna follow it? Rob?
Speaker 2 (01:53:17):
Look it up on YouTube? Done for you? There you go,
all right, that's what I was gonna do.
Speaker 7 (01:53:23):
Dark Side of the Moon's about forty three minutes long,
and The Wizard of Oz about an hour forty two.
So what happens after the album runs out? Can you
do it again?
Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
That's a good question. I don't. I don't remember. It's
been forever since I've done it.
Speaker 16 (01:53:35):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (01:53:36):
No. I think it's just done. I think once it ends,
you're like, okay, cool, I'm high. I just enjoyed the
last hour. Thank you for playing right.
Speaker 2 (01:53:44):
I know everybody's trying to make it complicated, aren't they.
Speaker 13 (01:53:47):
Rob.
Speaker 7 (01:53:48):
Let's me included. We're all trying to over complicate things.
Nothing's that complicated. Most things are pretty simple. Hey, your
Cavaliers are at home tonight play the seventy six ers,
and they haven't played since Sunday night got one over
on the Atlanta Hawks. So tonight, Calves Philly seven o'clock
(01:54:09):
is your tip off. Pregame coverage begins here on the
Buzzard at six thirty and you can also listen on
the iHeartRadio app speaking of the Atlanta Hawks or their
former executives.
Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
Was embezzling from the team for a while.
Speaker 7 (01:54:26):
Boy, some people once they figure out that it is
how Trump operates, right with taxpayer money. To these guys,
money is just like a giant bowl of em and
m's and they just walk by and grab a giant
handful and once they realize that they can do that,
you dan trace it or whatever. A guy named Lester
Jones Junior used to be an executive with the Atlanta Hawks.
(01:54:50):
He was the team's senior vice president of finance, and
they charge him with wire fraud. They said that he
stole almost four million dollars in an embezzlement scheme from
the Atlanta Hawks. And I'm always amazed at how it
must be an indicator that they don't often do like
forensic accounting, I guess, unless there's a red flag, because
(01:55:13):
then you'll hear these stories about people who've done it
for a long time, right over the course of twenty years.
Marge in finance, you know, was stealing like ten grand
a year or something. But this guy, they're accusing him
of embezzling about four million dollars from the Atlanta Hawks organization,
creating false invoices, doctoring emails. This guy doesn't even have
(01:55:37):
a PhD. Rob doctoring. He also used his Atlanta Hawks
corporate card to take personal trips.
Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Now, again, the most that your boys.
Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
Here are ever going to do with the corporate card
is have a couple of pops. Right, most we're ever
going to do. We're not going to be taking trips. No,
I'm saying this outline.
Speaker 4 (01:56:06):
I'm establishing our Oh yeah, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
Why would anyone do something like that.
Speaker 7 (01:56:13):
That's right, she's scumbags. Wednesday, November the fifth, for twenty
four Eastern time. We I'm time stamping. We would never
do anything like that ever. Ever, I may have a
drink on the company done, Yeah, that's it. Never use
that for anything else.
Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
So this guy went all over the place. How do
they not know?
Speaker 7 (01:56:38):
Again, I've never had a corporate card in my name,
so I don't know how they work. But I have
to think at the bare minimum, you're expected to show
where the charges are from. Now if he's you know,
he's pulling this off because he was doctoring all kinds
of receipts and manipulating financial reports. But man, I'd be
puckered every time I did it. He went to the Bahamas,
(01:57:01):
Costa Rica, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Switzerland, and Thailand. Now I
have to assume that wasn't all one trip, and so
multiple trips used the card to buy apparel and jewelry,
a Portia and tickets to concerts and other events. When
you're putting a car on the corporate card, somebody's gonna
(01:57:23):
find out.
Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
I'm gonna give a show if you were.
Speaker 7 (01:57:26):
He changed an email from American Express to dupe the
Hawks into paying for his personal spending. I wonder if
he was there with like an exacto knife, you know,
and he's got his uh, you know, he has like
he's working on a cricket, putting things together. He asked
the Hawks employee to fill out reimbursement forms for two
hundred and twenty nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (01:57:48):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (01:57:49):
He said the money had been used for all kinds
of NBA business for a Vegas trip, but there was
no charge made to the credit card, so he was
trying to get reimbursed for charges didn't exist. And the
hotel that he supposedly stayed at never invoiced the team.
They get you when you least expect it, I guess.
(01:58:10):
But he was there head of finance, so they're like,
this guy's got access to all kinds of stuff, and
some people that can't handle it. I'd be worried. You
got to have a certain kind of hubris to do
something like that. You go because the first couple times
you do and you get away with it, and you go, well,
that's how you get these you know, women who embezzle
(01:58:32):
from their company for twenty five years.
Speaker 2 (01:58:35):
They're like, I just kept doing it, buying more stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
Nobody ever found out twenty years is a pretty good run.
Speaker 7 (01:58:42):
But this guy was only there four or five years.
Some of the sources claim he was in a romantic
relationship with another Hawk's employee, and boy, Batt'll get you
spending money, right, hence the Porsche. Yeah, He's like, how
am I going to get this girl to gobble mine?
Speaker 36 (01:59:02):
Not?
Speaker 2 (01:59:03):
Well, I'm gonna tell her I have a Porsche.
Speaker 7 (01:59:05):
I'm going to And this is where the word always
shows up, lavish her.
Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
They were living a lavish lifestyle.
Speaker 7 (01:59:13):
Is there any other sentence where you see the word
lavish show up unless it's preceded or it precedes the
word lifestyle. Never see that anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Nobody's using the word lavish. Willy nilly, Rob.
Speaker 7 (01:59:26):
Notice that maybe the only time I ever see the
word lavish is in one of these articles.
Speaker 2 (01:59:36):
Before the word lifestyle. A lavish home. But is that
part of living a lavish lifestyle?
Speaker 7 (01:59:43):
But it's still it's not the word lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Well, that is true, that is true. A lavish home.
Speaker 7 (01:59:52):
Vehicle. He drives a lavish vehicle, right, you mean like
a cyber truck exactly? Yep, A posha. Huh. Well, apparently
lavish technically means spending or giving more than is necessary.
You're being overly generous. Now, I guess you could try
(02:00:12):
to make the case, hey, this is all necessary. Lavish
means more than what is necessary, and this is very
reasonable that I would spend two hundred and twenty nine
thousand dollars. So he's looking at twenty years in prison
for a wire fraud who even knew they were prosecuting
white collar crime anymore? And they want to all of
(02:00:34):
the property and any ill gotten gains rob.
Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
From his embezzlement scheme.
Speaker 4 (02:00:42):
You say lavish and the First, the first person I
think of whenever I hear that word is Robin Leech.
Speaker 7 (02:00:50):
Yeah right, it.
Speaker 4 (02:00:51):
Would always be the lavish lifestyle is lifestyles of the
rich and famous.
Speaker 7 (02:00:58):
Robin Leach is still alive, Robin is he? Yes, Robin Leach, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Had lot of styles of the rich and famous. That's right, lavish.
Speaker 13 (02:01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:01:10):
He got the idea for a show from a good
Charlotte song. Ohwa is complete, gentleman. As I said, who's
had one hundred and five one hundred and five, who
has had one hundred and five albums? Nobody?
Speaker 4 (02:01:26):
No, nobody, I did one a year, one a year, No, no,
fifty two two a year, year, two year.
Speaker 2 (02:01:35):
But nobody's done that.
Speaker 4 (02:01:36):
Jesus, that's Tito Puente at fifty.
Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Two years old. Wow.
Speaker 7 (02:01:41):
Yeah, Robin Leech talking to Tito Puente is an unbelievable percussionist.
My drum teacher when I was younger, was way into
Tito Plente. Fifty two years old, Jesus. Robin Leach, Yeah,
died in Vegas, run over rob by a cyber truck
(02:02:01):
for they were even on the market.
Speaker 4 (02:02:04):
Well funeral was this social event of the air born
in London, died in Sincinday.
Speaker 7 (02:02:12):
He had a stroke while on vacation in Cabo San Lucas,
and a couple of years later he had another stroke
and died in hospice in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:02:21):
What a way to go. That does suck?
Speaker 7 (02:02:23):
Right now? I know that you have very you want
to talk about lavish Rob has very expensive tastes. Had
this show been on the air when Lifestyles of the
Rich and Famous was kind of at its peak, it's
conceivable that you could have been on that show.
Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Well, I mean that's I don't have the money for that.
Speaker 4 (02:02:42):
But that's where I that's where I learned my taste
of the finer thing. Right when he was sitting on
those private planes crushing back Cavir with the proper crisps.
Speaker 2 (02:02:53):
It was him and two chains. It could have been
you and him and two chains.
Speaker 4 (02:02:56):
Correct, Yeah, And instead, you know, I had to take
my cues from the things he'd done, and especially in
rerun form. I go back and I watch those things now,
and that's where I'm.
Speaker 7 (02:03:07):
Like, oh, right, that's what I need. He did an
episode of Celebrity Wife Swap with Eric Roberts.
Speaker 4 (02:03:15):
This does my wife keep your hands off of my wife?
Speaker 7 (02:03:21):
Robin Leech once remarked when people would criticize the show,
nobody would watch Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown.
Speaker 2 (02:03:28):
Not wrong. I believe that show is called Intervention Cops. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:03:36):
Wow, Well again, my question just goes to every time
you're consuming some of your cavia are and I know
that the Trump economy has really put a dent in
your caviar budget.
Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
Nonetheless, where there's a will, there's a way.
Speaker 4 (02:03:49):
Rob, I still I mean, I still get my stuff,
I just don't get as much of it.
Speaker 7 (02:03:54):
You are getting five cases a week, You're down to two.
Well I was doing about a month the case of month.
Speaker 4 (02:04:01):
Yeah, now I've cut back, all right, We're I'm making
it stretch over a couple of months, going have z's
with the neighbor and a couple extra people, you know,
because have the's.
Speaker 7 (02:04:11):
Yeah, you're in a cavir purchasing group like an LLC.
Speaker 2 (02:04:14):
That's correct.
Speaker 7 (02:04:15):
But I guess my thought was, when you consume caviar,
or when you enjoy the finer things, do you think
of Robin Leech? It's interesting that he is so singularly
associated with that.
Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
Yes, yeah, that's that again. That's where I learned.
Speaker 7 (02:04:28):
This was before like entertainment television was everywhere, right, this
was the show people would watch. This was pre cribs
and all that, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
Speaker 4 (02:04:37):
And if you could believe it, I I'm so embarrassed.
Prior to watching those repeats. You know, even ten years ago,
I assumed all sparkling wine was champagne.
Speaker 2 (02:04:49):
Wow. And I didn't know it had to come from shit?
What at an idiot? I am?
Speaker 5 (02:04:53):
You know?
Speaker 7 (02:04:53):
And now I know?
Speaker 4 (02:04:55):
And now I refuse to drink anything other than champagne.
Speaker 2 (02:05:00):
I certainly can't blame you. I mean, what am I
gonna do?
Speaker 4 (02:05:02):
I'm gonna drink what I'm gonna drink a sparkling Italian
a Perseco?
Speaker 7 (02:05:06):
Right, God, are you crazy?
Speaker 4 (02:05:10):
What are you a philistine? What do you think I am?
I'm gonna drink a Persecon?
Speaker 7 (02:05:15):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (02:05:17):
You really know what you like and what.
Speaker 4 (02:05:18):
You American sparkle sparkling wines get bent?
Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
Oh you need the champagne now.
Speaker 7 (02:05:27):
The show was hosted by Robin Leach, but in nineteen
eighty four he was joined by Sherry Belafonte. I never
saw this show to remember this at all. The show
was renamed Lifestyles with Robin Leach and Sherry Belafonte.
Speaker 2 (02:05:42):
She wanted her name on the Marquis.
Speaker 7 (02:05:43):
After she left a year later, the show was simply
retitled Lifestyles, Lifestyles.
Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
With Robin and Cherry Belafonte.
Speaker 7 (02:05:54):
It would be so much better with Harry Belafante, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
Robin Leach and Harry Belafonte. Styles of the Rich and
the Famous with Robin Leech and Harry Belafonte. Oh, mister
Tali Mandali, me banana.
Speaker 7 (02:06:08):
Look at all these bananas. He's got so opulent. Do
you remember what the catchphrase was at the end of
the show.
Speaker 2 (02:06:16):
Yes, I'll give you a second.
Speaker 27 (02:06:18):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:06:18):
It's a direct reference to what you were just talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
I know, Oh, I know. Oh my god, I can
hear it.
Speaker 7 (02:06:24):
What is it? Dreams, both of the things you were
just talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:06:31):
I remember the beginning. I remember the intro was like
him on a yacht.
Speaker 13 (02:06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:06:34):
Private Jet has read about how Tom Brady cloned his dog.
Speaker 7 (02:06:37):
Yeah, and in twenty twenty five, this doesn't feel like
a big deal. Who else did that? Didn't somebody do
it years ago? Yeah, like Dolly Parton or John Rivers
and somebody clone their dog. Tom Brady took DNA from
his dearly departed Juni sorry Lua as the dog who
(02:07:00):
died a pit bull mix named Lua, and the new
dog Juni was cloned a place called Colossal Biosciences. Of course,
he's an investor in that, so it's in his best
interest to put this on the front page. Took blood
from his elderly dog before she died Christmas of twenty
(02:07:22):
twenty three, and they grew a new dog. So who
gets the clone that was before he and gizellbro I'm
sure he does, you think so? I'm sure why wouldn't she?
People fight? People fight over much smaller details than the pet.
Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
I'm sure yourself doesn't care about the dog.
Speaker 7 (02:07:39):
Really, I have much better things to do. I am
parking my Panates team. Sure, I don't know if that's
what she sounds like. That's what I assume. She sounds like,
clone of their beloved dog. All right, Well, the company
that he is invested in charges between fifty and eighty
five thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
Dollars for dog cloning.
Speaker 7 (02:08:00):
Pretty good racket, right, because I can't imagine it's really
that's up the cost of doing it. They're just like, hey,
if you get somebody in the door. Who's ready to
do this? They got deep pockets. Yeah, you can hit
them up for anything. It's Tom Brady like the yeah,
the wedding or funeral business. Because a while back, all
(02:08:21):
the cloning stories, this is a pretty standard. It makes sense,
all the cloning stories of the past couple of years
when these scientists who claimed that they cloned something from
like prehistoric times. Right, oh, we've cloned saber too, tigers
or whatever. But they never want anybody to inspect their work,
so people are properly skeptical. Tom Brady clone his dog.
(02:08:46):
Diane Keaton apparently left five million dollars to hers So
another one of these people who I didn't think Diane
Keaton had any kids.
Speaker 4 (02:08:54):
I go, all right, she wasn't married. It's a rich
old lady. It's absurd, but okay, she got a couple
of kids. She adopted a couple of kids in the nineties.
I'm sure there's money for them. But she left her dog, Reggie,
five million dollars in her will. Why wouldn't you just
(02:09:14):
donate there? Look, she was social animal advocate. Now I
don't know where the rest of the money went.
Speaker 7 (02:09:19):
Maybe she did donate twice that to the ASPCA or something.
But the person who's going to get the five million
dollars is the person watching the dogs.
Speaker 4 (02:09:27):
It and it's allocated for the dog. Yeah, yeah, dog's
eating kibble.
Speaker 7 (02:09:34):
Diane Katon said that the great loves of her life
were her children, al Pacino architecture and Reggie the dog.
You know, so in California, an I think probably in
most states. She lived in California, so that's why it's relevant.
Probably in most states, animals can't directly inherit money. You
(02:09:58):
got to set up a trust. You want to talk
about embezzlement. Oh yeah, I'm in charge of the Dogs Trust.
How much did it get? Five million dollars? What does
that dog cost to take care of every week?
Speaker 3 (02:10:10):
Eh?
Speaker 7 (02:10:12):
For a ride, Fluffy? Couple hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:10:15):
Yeah, you're going to live on a farm.
Speaker 7 (02:10:20):
And so am I with five million dollars? Anyway, she
was a fierce animal advocation. She was a board member
for an animal center in San Diego County and they
said that she's donated five million dollars to her beloved dog, Reggie.
Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
I I show you a piece of video here speaking
of dogs.
Speaker 7 (02:10:42):
The an aquarium in Japan for whatever reason, you're never
gonna out weird Japan, whether it's food or culture or
art or whatever. God bless them. There is an aquarium
in Kobe, Japan where they have an quote unquote educational
exhibit where you can sniff recreated animal asses. You sniff
(02:11:05):
the portraits, and somehow this is educational in you learning
what animal anuses smell like. I'll show you a piece
of video here of people walking around this butt museum.
Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
Animal butts that are artificially scented replicating the scent of
various animal anuses. There are glass framed images of different
animal butts with small openings. You can truly feel the
scent of the animals. But when you touch or push
your nose at the openings, it is said that each
frame is sprayed with carefully made fake sense that smell
(02:11:40):
like an animal's bum. If you've been curious to know
what a penguin's bum or a tiger's rump smells like,
now you can find out.
Speaker 7 (02:11:47):
Yeah, I haven't been I gotta tell you that hasn't
occurred to me one single time. I mean, you can
feel part in the pune. You can frame this as educational,
but it's a novelty. To be sure, you.
Speaker 4 (02:12:00):
Would have to assume it's gonna smell like whatever they are,
if they're like a meat eater, if they're vegetarian.
Speaker 7 (02:12:08):
But also they're not gonna smell that different. Oh this one,
this is an alpaca. Oh, this is a penguin. Yeah,
it's ass.
Speaker 4 (02:12:16):
The penguin ass smells more fishy than the alpaca ass.
Speaker 7 (02:12:21):
I don't know what alpaca eat. I think small children,
bill plants. So if you find yourself in Kobe, Japan,
check that.
Speaker 4 (02:12:31):
Out as sniffing music. Yes, this one smells human. Just
somebody just standing there scratching.
Speaker 7 (02:12:46):
Exqueoze.
Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
It's scooi.
Speaker 7 (02:12:51):
Excusy.
Speaker 5 (02:12:54):
The car show one Buzzer buzz Cleveland called The Alan
Cox Show.
Speaker 7 (02:13:08):
He'll tell you all the best knock knock jokes.
Speaker 2 (02:13:10):
Pluss is surprising opinions about Hawaiians two.
Speaker 11 (02:13:13):
One six, five seven eight one double oh seven or
one eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (02:13:28):
Three five one nine two.
Speaker 4 (02:13:30):
Want to send me a text Alancoxshow dot com and
email me.
Speaker 7 (02:13:34):
You can watch the show if you want on a
YouTube channel. There Clapton Braduce all coach p B. I'm
a buzzer.
Speaker 2 (02:13:43):
This is when you started to hate Clapton, right.
Speaker 4 (02:13:45):
That hates but yeah, it was wasting potent favorite Clapton time.
Speaker 7 (02:13:50):
No, I love eighties Clapton. I'm a sucker for it.
This album was called Behind the Sun. This would have
been smack dab in the middle of the eighties.
Speaker 3 (02:13:59):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (02:14:00):
This is when he started collaborating Phil Collins, so a
lot of Eric. This is when Clapton was like in
his Miami Vice era because his music would show up
on that show, probably because of his association with Phil Collins.
Clapton was married, but he was putting it in everything
that crossed his path, right, h he like split with
(02:14:20):
his wife temporarily he had already broken up with Oh no,
maybe he was still married to George Harrison's ex wife.
Speaker 2 (02:14:29):
And then he had a kid. He pulled a Dave Groll.
Speaker 7 (02:14:33):
He had a kid with like a production assistant at
the studio where he was recording Behind the Sun. And
I think that might have been the last straw for
his what anyway, I love Behind the Sun and Rob
is less of a fan of that era.
Speaker 12 (02:14:50):
But some of it.
Speaker 2 (02:14:51):
I mean, this is fine. I wouldn't if this came
on and I was in the car.
Speaker 7 (02:14:54):
I wouldn't change it.
Speaker 4 (02:14:55):
Oh okay, you know, but it's just like for what
Clapton could have been understood, This stuff bums me out,
all right.
Speaker 7 (02:15:04):
Well, speaking of behind the Sun, there has been a
lot of interstellar commentary about these comets that are coming
through rob You know, there was that Harvard physicist It
played to the clip maybe a week or so ago
where he was like, could this comment be alien live
(02:15:25):
from another You know, he's no dummy, this guy and
his peers were like, yeah, that's not a hypothesis that's
really going to hold up with any scrutiny. But there's
a lot of things going on right now. There's an
interstellar object that they've been keeping their eye on. They
keep changing color and they can't figure out why that is.
(02:15:47):
And I show signs of non gravitational acceleration, which is
not wildly unusual, but they can't figure out why it
keeps changing color. And it's showing signs, like I said,
of this acceleration as it approaches Perihelian raw. Now, for
(02:16:08):
people who don't understand astronomy, Parahelian is the scientific term
for that space between the anus and the Genitalia.
Speaker 4 (02:16:17):
God, I was hoping that's where you were going. I
think that's what it is. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty
sure that's what it is. Parahelium some with orbit memory serves.
There you go, that's right.
Speaker 7 (02:16:35):
Speaking of Tate McCrae, she's been accused of lip syncing.
Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
By the way, I saw that.
Speaker 7 (02:16:39):
I love when people who are pop music fans get
all upset at the near implication that somebody might be
lip syncing, Like they all do it. Where have you been.
There's like full rock bands that have a track going
underneath them in case, you know, somebody falls out or whatever.
They were like, oh, she accidentally held her microphone upside
(02:17:01):
down and you can still hear her singing.
Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
Yes, yeah, they sing along to their tracks. Absolutely, every
one of them does it. It's savvy as people consider themselves.
Speaker 7 (02:17:10):
Why are people still hanging on to like these old
tiny notions of how the sausage is made when it
comes to, you know, pop culture.
Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:17:20):
Anyway, some wild things coming from the far side of
the sun, an object that is hurtling through our solar
system on an escape trajectory, and so they're keeping their
eyes and you know, the nuts and bolts of it
is unbelievably dull for people who aren't kind of hip
(02:17:41):
to how this all works, Present Company included. But I
am fascinated by these things.
Speaker 2 (02:17:46):
So the biggest question is why it keeps changing color.
Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
Well, that's the biggest question that people who know about
this stuff have. They're like, there's a logical reason for it.
Speaker 4 (02:17:57):
Most likely, we just can't figure out what that is
extreme heat and extreme cold.
Speaker 7 (02:18:02):
M right. They said that one they weren't able to
determine the nature of one object they were keeping an
eye on, but they now know it's a comet. Dude
to its distinctive out gassing behavior. Oh it's like my grandpa.
So yeah, a lot of unusual features. They said it
(02:18:24):
could be a ten billion year old time capsule from
another part of the universe. As I understand it, rob
space is vast, there's a lot of it, and it
never seems to end.
Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
But uh yeah, Perihelion of course is the well what
is it?
Speaker 7 (02:18:42):
It's not the taint, it's the Parahelian It's it's uh
what is it? Actually, It's like when it's it's orbit
is when it's the closest to the Sun something like that.
Speaker 2 (02:18:55):
I think I was just assuming you were right.
Speaker 7 (02:18:58):
I was like, yeah, it's the tape.
Speaker 4 (02:19:00):
Take the ass tat the balls, Grundle, the perihelion.
Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:19:07):
So you know, every time somebody in the astronomy community goes, well,
maybe aliens, because the answer could always be maybe aliens.
But then obviously upon further inspection, they can check a
lot of boxes and they go, well, so far as
far as the cosmological mysteries go, there we have found
(02:19:28):
zero aliens. But it's still fun to toss around. But
this one in particular, they're like, why does it keep
changing color?
Speaker 4 (02:19:38):
Do you think it's you think you could have anything
to do with the fact it's very close to an
ass teroid or perhaps a black hole.
Speaker 2 (02:19:48):
Wmms rob on Instagram.
Speaker 4 (02:19:50):
It seems like it's just stuck in that middle space
between the asteroid and the black hole.
Speaker 19 (02:20:02):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (02:20:02):
The sounds of space, they're fascinating, aren't they. We're getting
an incoming signal and we cannot determine.
Speaker 2 (02:20:10):
It as old as the Big Bang.
Speaker 7 (02:20:12):
What it is?
Speaker 4 (02:20:13):
Oh my god, let's train your telescopes on that as
it hurtles through the night sky.
Speaker 2 (02:20:23):
As m oh, if you look very close.
Speaker 4 (02:20:30):
You can see a black dwarf in there too, which
is a big deal when it comes to that space
taint area.
Speaker 7 (02:20:36):
Yeah, I believe black dwarf. I don't believe that's the
preferred nomenclature, Rob, that's what it says.
Speaker 2 (02:20:43):
Oh, I got you, Alan.
Speaker 7 (02:20:45):
I would love for it to be extraterrestrials, even if
they're hostile. They destroy this bitch. What better way to
go out? Right? Independence Day? Remember what a huge scene
that was in the movie Independence Day when the Aliens
shoot that single beam down and destroy the White House. Yeah,
(02:21:06):
had they waited thirty five years, you know, they could have.
Speaker 4 (02:21:11):
Had the guy live in there do it. Nevertheless, it
was fun while it lasted.
Speaker 7 (02:21:16):
So as of now, the instances of obviously confirmed alien
life and by the way, they mean sentient alien life.
Speaker 9 (02:21:27):
Right.
Speaker 7 (02:21:27):
You'll hear a lot of people go, well, plants, yes,
that is it would be alien to us. But I
don't think we've had alien plants either. I don't think
moon rocks counts. But it is fascinating to consider. If
you listen to us on iHeartRadio, you can drop messages
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(02:21:49):
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Sophia is in Scott, North Carolina. I don't know man.
Speaker 37 (02:22:15):
Allen Tony from Pittsburgh. Remember they used to do those
Hardball with Chris Matthews sketches on SNL. They had one
where Tracy Morgan played Harry Belafonte. You have to look
up the cliff of just him saying crazy stuff. It's
one of my favorite all time. Would go to SNL sketches.
(02:22:37):
Hate the show bank.
Speaker 7 (02:22:38):
Hmm, Tony and Pittsburgh don't even have the accent. It
doesn't even have the kindness. Rob even tried to do
the accent. Tracy Morgan and Harry Bell. Yeah, Darryl Hammond
would play Chris Matthews. I mean you're talking like twenty
five years ago on that show. I think that episode
is when John McCain hosted That's how you know how
(02:22:59):
long ago that one?
Speaker 3 (02:23:01):
Dear Lord Belafonte hit me with a quick one.
Speaker 31 (02:23:04):
You wanna wreck is a mystery show fantastic. Another list
in Churchill it was a house Negrod poodles on a
black Man of the Dog Born. I am never gonna
(02:23:24):
get tired of this.
Speaker 7 (02:23:25):
But Tracy Morgan was so skinny back in the day
when he first started in ESNL.
Speaker 2 (02:23:28):
You see his new girlfriend. Ohough, he's married. Nope?
Speaker 4 (02:23:32):
Oh no, Yeah, it's good to have Walmart money boy.
Speaker 7 (02:23:40):
I mean, it's not like the guy was poor before.
Speaker 2 (02:23:42):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:23:43):
He jumped up as I wouldn't want to whole friend.
Speaker 2 (02:23:47):
I wouldn't want to go through what he went through
to get it.
Speaker 7 (02:23:50):
But Tracy Morgan confirms he has a new girlfriend, steps
out with mystery woman.
Speaker 2 (02:23:56):
He's fifty two.
Speaker 7 (02:23:57):
She is.
Speaker 2 (02:23:58):
They didn't disclose her name. He's wearing has all read.
Speaker 7 (02:24:00):
He's got the dude.
Speaker 4 (02:24:02):
She got some cakes. Somebody h she thickened all the
right spots.
Speaker 7 (02:24:08):
Tracy Morgan and his estranged wife filed for divorce in
July twenty twenty after nearly five years of marriage.
Speaker 4 (02:24:14):
Oh I didn't know that. Is she the one that
gave him a kidney?
Speaker 2 (02:24:17):
Wasn't the story?
Speaker 7 (02:24:18):
And Tracy Morgan, like a girlfriend gave him a kidney?
And they dumped her or he divorced to someone. I
don't know if it was her. You see that jet.
He's got a new show that is getting no promotion
at all. He had a show called the Og on
TBS or something like that. I liked it too, but
I don't think anybody watched it. No, it's called Crutch
(02:24:41):
and I only saw a promo because it's on Paramount Plus.
And it was a pre roll before I was watching
Mayor of Kingstown and it was a pre roll before that.
I'm like, ooh, what's this like Tracy Morgan And it
looks like a standard like three camera sitcom. It's him,
And I think Cedric the Entertainer like, what show is
this guy not on? But yeah, Tracy Morgan is Crutch
(02:25:05):
now streaming And I was like, I've never heard of
this point.
Speaker 2 (02:25:08):
I have to check it out. So he has a
new show, a new sitcom on Paramount Plus. I love him.
Speaker 7 (02:25:13):
I love him too. He's been on the show a
couple of times, not for a long time.
Speaker 4 (02:25:17):
He is impossible to keep like it. That's the thing
you him run.
Speaker 7 (02:25:22):
You cannot have like a conversation, or at least I
wasn't able to No, nobody can have a long yeah,
if you have a long amount.
Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
I had him on in Chicago, I'm on Pittsburgh. I've
never had him on here.
Speaker 4 (02:25:33):
But yeah, you just let him go. Yeah, because he
knows what he's doing. I mean, he's it's just that's Tracy.
Speaker 7 (02:25:41):
He and his ex wife have an eight year old daughter,
and I guess that uh was a little acrimonious. Yeah,
but yeah, he got a lot of that Walmart money. So,
but he's fifty two. His ex wife's thirty four. He
looks way older than fifty two.
Speaker 2 (02:25:56):
Tracy Morgan. Yeah, I think he looks younger than fifty two.
Do you really? Yeah, fifty two. In that picture you're
looking at right now, Like, is it him with his girlfriend?
O this one?
Speaker 7 (02:26:06):
Or she's in like the dragt Oh, no, I'm sorry,
that's his ex wife. Oh where's the girlfriend? I'm not
even the girl.
Speaker 2 (02:26:12):
They're they're walking out of a restaurant or something on
a sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (02:26:15):
Is this in the New York Post or something? I
forget where I saw it. Let me see, Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 7 (02:26:20):
Oh, so the picture I was looking at the whole
time was his ex wife holding hands with shapely new girlfriend. Okay,
this one is what you're talking about. Yeah, looks like Biancason.
Speaker 2 (02:26:31):
Sorry.
Speaker 7 (02:26:32):
Yeah, she's got like green outfit on. She's got like
assim plants or something. Okay, well, okay, old, then I'm
probably looking at an older photo of him if he
was standing there with his ex wife. Oh, she's wearing blue.
It was happier times.
Speaker 2 (02:26:47):
Got a yet.
Speaker 4 (02:26:51):
Yeah, see Tracy, I bring you ass, Bring your ass.
Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
Tracy looks old.
Speaker 7 (02:26:58):
Okay. Well, now he's fifty six, so I was reading
an old article about him and his ex wife.
Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
I'm a dummy.
Speaker 7 (02:27:04):
Tracy Morgan is fifty six years because I was like,
there's no ways younger than me. I've got to tell
you I'm hungry for cakes. Yeah, Stutt, take a look
at John Cakes people online joking about his younger companion
living his best life. Well, good for him.
Speaker 2 (02:27:24):
I love Tracy anyway.
Speaker 7 (02:27:28):
He's been married twice before, has kids from both wives,
and you know, his personal life has kind of been
all over the place.
Speaker 2 (02:27:37):
Not that that's any of our business. Rob, This new
one's gonna get pregnant no time.
Speaker 7 (02:27:44):
Well, no time, how part of the appeal to her, right,
he's gonna leave it in and she'll get some Walmart on.
It takes one time. Leave it in. Fifty six year
old Tracy Morgan, it's by walking in New York with
his new girl friend.
Speaker 2 (02:28:01):
All right, oh, there's piece of video there.
Speaker 7 (02:28:03):
I see. Hey how about that? Yeah he's got a
real Yeah he got her off like an album cover
or something.
Speaker 2 (02:28:15):
Oh, without question.
Speaker 7 (02:28:16):
Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
And here was the last video for the Twins.
Speaker 7 (02:28:22):
If you can find something that makes you happy, grabble
with both hands.
Speaker 2 (02:28:27):
Bro, there's both hands needed for that one. Yeah, they
sure do. He needs an extra hand.
Speaker 7 (02:28:30):
Uh huh, Allan, you're thinking of George Lopez with the
kidney maybe. I mean there's a lot of kidneys to
go around. And uh Clutch is a spin off from
the Neighborhood. Oh all right, well, okay, was Tracy Morgan
in the Neighborhood?
Speaker 2 (02:28:49):
I knew Cedric the entertainer was, I couldn't tell you. Yeah, same.
Speaker 7 (02:28:54):
That's one of those shows we were talking about a
while ago. The Neighborhood is one of these shows, a
network sitcome that's been on for like eight seasons and
I've never met a single person who watches it, but
people clearly do because they're not you know, network shows
aren't charity cases.
Speaker 4 (02:29:07):
You know, when I started watching on CBS DMV, did
you watch it?
Speaker 3 (02:29:12):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (02:29:13):
It's funny.
Speaker 7 (02:29:14):
And that's another show that nobody that they're not really promoted. No,
but it's funny. The cast is great. It's got Keith
from Righteous Gemstones, tim Meadows, Molly Kearney from right here
in Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:29:27):
She had a very short stint on Saturday Night Live.
She's the one that runs the whole joint. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:29:31):
Yeah, And Harriet Dyer, who is an Australia The Blonde
is an Australian actress. She's on an Australian show I
love called Colin from Accounts. She and her husband do it.
It's an Australian sitcom that's also on Paramount, so she must
have some deal with them. But it's really funny, so
I know her from that. She does an American accent
in this. Yeah, there's only a few episodes. Yeah, it's
very good. It's called DMV. It's like very much like
(02:29:53):
The Office. Yeah, for a network sitcom, it's pretty good.
But again there's there's so many shows. It's like the
networks aren't even promoting their own shows anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:30:04):
You'll just see him on the streamers.
Speaker 4 (02:30:05):
I keep waiting for the guy, the Keief guy, to
like go into something that sounds like Keith.
Speaker 7 (02:30:11):
He hasn't done it yet, well because he's got short
hair and so, but he's like the office letch too right,
so you know, it's not exactly playing against type right. No,
it's funny and ti I love the tim Meadows renaissance.
By the way, Tim Meadows, I feel like, was gone
for a long time and now he's in everything, and
he's in Peacemaker, he's in DMV, he's in you know.
Speaker 4 (02:30:33):
The reoccurring joke of his chair makes me laugh every
single time. Have you watched more than one episode? Yes,
so it just keeps happening and every time I laugh.
I don't know, it's so dumb that something like that
would be so funny to me.
Speaker 7 (02:30:46):
I mean, for a while, Tim Meadows had the SNL record,
he and Kevin Neelan tim Meadows had been on that
show for ten years and people were like, oh my god,
ten years. Now you got Keenan going on twenty plus
because Keenan Thompson is like, why would you volun tarily
leave Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2 (02:31:03):
Because everybody thinks they're they're bigger than that.
Speaker 7 (02:31:05):
Well people are. I mean, you're gonna get a lot
of things thrown at you. But I think currently the vibe.
We just had Michael Longfellow in here, right. He was
the Hilaries this past weekend. He was on for three
seasons and kind of unceremoniously let go. He's like, he
was very sanguine about it, but he's like, that's what
it is. Whatever. But back in the day, it was
like Lorne Michaels was taking every sketch they did and
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trying to make it into a movie. After Wayne's World,
Tim Meadow's Got The Ladies Man and you know, Law
of Diminishing returns.
Speaker 4 (02:31:35):
The Ladies Man I thought was very, very underrated. I
thought that was a very funny movie. I didn't think
the bit was funny. Oh you didn't, No, ok, okay.
Speaker 7 (02:31:43):
You know, the lisp and everything, Like, I got what
they were going for, But I just think about the
craziest thing. I have a thought, Yeah, I didn't think that.
I don't find lisps as a kid that had a lisp.
I don't find them funny. And I certainly don't understand
why adults still have them. Uh, but that's just me.
I'm I have a lisp bias rop you know what
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I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:32:06):
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Speaker 4 (02:33:34):
I was outside taking pictures of that big beaver moon
last night. Rob Were you outside at all taking pictures?
Speaker 7 (02:33:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:33:40):
No, I saw it.
Speaker 7 (02:33:41):
It was cool. You're not somebody taking photos of the moon.
I don't know why I am. That's like not really
my vibe. But I think it's because I learned how
to do some tricks on my phone and so I
was dicking around.
Speaker 2 (02:33:54):
But I don't know what it is. Maybe I have.
Speaker 7 (02:34:00):
The soul of the lichen throat rob but I am
Over the past few years, I've become drawn to the Moon.
I don't know what that indicates. What could that be?
Could it be am I? Is it early onset dementia?
Is our planet's only satellite calling to me? To some degree?
Speaker 2 (02:34:23):
I don't know. Maybe.
Speaker 7 (02:34:25):
I mean, it's not like I'm equally enamored of all
these moons. There's like, you know, the blood moon, this
is the beaver Moon. Could it be the subtext? Could
it be the the double entendre that's getting to me?
Speaker 2 (02:34:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:34:38):
Well, it has to be more than just you were
able to take a good picture of the moon, because
even if you took the best picture ever of the moon,
it's still just a picture of the moon.
Speaker 7 (02:34:47):
I know, I understand this, but I get in there
and I get it so detailed that you can see
the craters and the shadows, and it's you know, now,
the question.
Speaker 4 (02:34:57):
Is great, but what the hell do you do with that?
Well nothing, that's my point. It made you happy and
that's what counts. But this brings us full circle. Why
is that? Why am I so enamored of the moon?
Satilight light in my heart?
Speaker 7 (02:35:16):
Yeah? I out for the pod satellite. But listen, Dave
Matthews band, he does fine work too. We play pod satellite.
I bet we don't do we Anywhoh?
Speaker 34 (02:35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:35:31):
Last night I'm out there like a dummy in my
driveway taking photos.
Speaker 2 (02:35:35):
It was cold, man, it was so cold. Yeah, cold
all day. I looked out the window. I'm like, oh,
look there's the moon.
Speaker 7 (02:35:42):
We're supposed to be supposed to be snowing this weekend.
I think, yeah, Monday, Tuesday, right, Yeah, I thought over
the weekend, but maybe not Sunday. I'm going to be
in Parma Heights And I know you're asking yourself, Allan, why,
I'll tell you because I love rookies and that's where
they're sending me this Sunday for the bud Light Football
(02:36:02):
Face Off Challenge. We called the Cox Out pregame because
we're watching the game, we're getting the ball into the
hole baby and hopefully getting you to Vegas and maybe
the Super Bowl. So when the Browns are on the road.
We kind of switch it up a few seasons ago.
I used to do home games. Now when the Browns
are on the road, I go out hang with you guys,
(02:36:22):
and I'm gonna be at Rookies on West one thirty
if you know where it is, if you're out Parma
Parma Heights Way, you know exactly where Rookies is.
Speaker 2 (02:36:29):
And I haven't been there in a minute, but I
love that spot.
Speaker 7 (02:36:32):
So I'll be out there Sunday from noon to two,
noon to two ish. I always hang out for a
little bit. Yeah you do, but we started noon. We
go till question mark noon to two.
Speaker 2 (02:36:44):
Yeah. You asked if I was going. I can't. I'm
gonna be uh away. I forgot about and I was
just trying to Oh right, I was. I was trying
to include you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 16 (02:36:57):
So it's uh.
Speaker 7 (02:36:59):
Sunday Rookies Parba Heights. It's right here at the end
of like a strip mall there.
Speaker 13 (02:37:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
We've been there before for something, haven't we.
Speaker 7 (02:37:08):
No, not for the show. Nope. I've been there as
a civilian on a couple of occasions. We've never gone
for the show. Okay, I've never had an appearance there.
I've only gone on my own on the subject of
the moon. The next trad wife abomination is moonwater. A
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mom influencer online is purporting moonwater when the moon is
out there doing its thing. Some people believe, well, I'm
not even going to say some people believe this woman
is trying to get you to believe that she believes
that there's energy transferred from the.
Speaker 2 (02:37:53):
Moon to the water.
Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
Right, So she does, right, She gets water and then
seals it and then leaves it outside.
Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
You know how you make sun tea.
Speaker 7 (02:38:04):
Yeah, it's like that, but you're getting the energy provided
by the light of the moon. Now, even if there
is an iota of scientific merit to that, you have
to think that it's so minimal.
Speaker 4 (02:38:20):
But let's see what she does. You yellow how to
video on how to make your moon water for your kids.
Speaker 34 (02:38:25):
My kids requested a glass of water, so I start.
Speaker 7 (02:38:28):
Now, I alright, your voice, But she's a mom fluencer.
I believe that's the appropriate portmanteau. Lex de la Rosa.
And these are board housewives right their husbands. They live
in these giant houses, usually in Nashville or something, And
clearly the husband has got a pretty good gig, and
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they're just at home with the kids making videos. And
this one is for moonwaterry.
Speaker 34 (02:38:55):
Collecting water from this natural stream. I stumbled up. I
used this th cheese cloth.
Speaker 38 (02:39:00):
To the.
Speaker 2 (02:39:04):
I'm kind of setting people up. This is a goof.
Speaker 7 (02:39:07):
But I think that it's funny because she's making fun
of people who believe in moonwater.
Speaker 4 (02:39:13):
Those ducks there too, By the way, what's that you
see the ducks in the background there too.
Speaker 7 (02:39:17):
The reason I think this is funny is because of
the voice and because the comments from people who don't
realize she's doing a goof. So she's like, I found
this natural stream and it's a close up of the
hose and then she's like an, I strain it through
this cheese cloth and there's like mulch in it, you know,
love it ree.
Speaker 34 (02:39:38):
Before placing my water in a separate boo bowl, was
slashed beneath the light of a full moon to absorb
the moon's energies. Before receiving a soundbacks, I gave the
water a good stage to make sure it was free
of any negative energy. Once I was left with pure
moon water, I added it to a pan and brought
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it to a simmer over flavor.
Speaker 2 (02:40:01):
I added for flavor, she added some ice.
Speaker 12 (02:40:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:40:05):
So, but this is the thing. Everything now on social
media is so absurd. You have a real hard time
figuring out if they're serious or not. I don't think that.
I'm pretty sure she's not. Obviously, you don't add ice
for flavor, even if you're a triad wife in Tennessee.
But yeah, there are people who are on board with
the moon water, and I say, go nuts right again.
(02:40:31):
If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
Cheryl Crow said it best.
Speaker 4 (02:40:35):
I love that there's a AI overview of how to
make moonwater. Choose a container, clear glass or coppers often recommended,
fill with water, set an intention, Whisper your intentions, goals,
or prayers into the water, or write them on a
note and place it near place under the moon. Leave
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the container outside or on a windowsill where the moonlight
will hit it directly.
Speaker 2 (02:41:00):
Number five is my favorite.
Speaker 4 (02:41:02):
Let it charge, let them cook, allow it to sit
overnight to absorb the lunar energy, and then in the morning,
seal the container.
Speaker 2 (02:41:12):
Store it can be refrigerated to last longer.
Speaker 9 (02:41:16):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (02:41:17):
So there you have it. They're on to something they're
on to something.
Speaker 4 (02:41:20):
Yeah, so wouldn't every single body of water technically be moonwater?
Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
Then at well, you could certainly make that case.
Speaker 7 (02:41:28):
I mean, there's no lunar energy obviously is something that's
not recognized by science. But the people are playing fast
and loose with science anyway, Right, science can be a liar.
Speaker 2 (02:41:41):
Something science for a.
Speaker 7 (02:41:43):
Lot of people of a certain ilk that falls under
the list of things they might not believe in. So
I don't know what she thinks science is a liar sometimes.
Speaker 2 (02:41:57):
That's right, moon water anyone.
Speaker 7 (02:42:00):
So if you see that making the rounds on social media,
if you are even moderately online, you might see moonwater.
And this isn't the first time we see you know,
it kind of makes the rounds every few years, but
it doesn't make it any less entertaining. And who knows,
I've never made any I don't even care for sun tea,
(02:42:22):
so I've never made moon water.
Speaker 4 (02:42:23):
What is sun tea? I mean I heard you say
it earlier, but I've never heard. Oh, it's like a
giant glass thing.
Speaker 7 (02:42:29):
You fill it with water and you put just a
whole buttload of tea bags in it, and then you
put it out to let it steep under the sun. Okay,
it's like an old, tiny southern thing. Wouldn't that just
instantly scream bacteria?
Speaker 4 (02:42:44):
I don't think so, no, well, yeah, anything if you're
in the sun like that, like you would just yeah.
But but yeah, I guess I don't know, man, I
just always overthink that stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:42:58):
So, I mean I've had sun tea. Yeah, bacterial growth.
Speaker 2 (02:43:02):
Of course.
Speaker 7 (02:43:04):
The primary concern is that the sun heats the water
to a temperature within the danger zone forty to one
hundred and forty degrees fahrenheit. Again, I can't imagine that
the sun is going to heat your water to one
hundred and forty degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 2 (02:43:17):
What the hell do I know?
Speaker 7 (02:43:18):
All I know is and again I'm not a big
iced tea guy. Well, my Grammy used to make some
tea a lot, and it was pretty good. I never
got sick. I'm not telling you what to do or
not do, but I don't think i'd go back for
seconds or thirds, you know, you know, once you get
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down to the bottom.
Speaker 2 (02:43:40):
I've diskirted death a couple of times.
Speaker 7 (02:43:42):
The tea grit I wanted to mention, and obviously this
is going to be very niche thing, but I think
it bears someone with my platform to point it out.
I don't care for the fact that the Cleveland leather
community is being disrespected, Rob.
Speaker 4 (02:44:01):
Go On.
Speaker 7 (02:44:02):
It's a proud group of people who just want to
live the way that they want to live, and the
Cleveland leather community is kind of they're losing the place
where they normally want to have their get togethers. Now
the organization is called CLAW. This is not the organization,
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but this is the Cleveland Leather annual weekend and they
had to swap that sea out for Columbus. They have
to move to Columbus. They were unable to find a
venue anywhere in Cleveland. I don't know how that could be.
There are all kinds of hotels and ballrooms and event
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centers who will rent themselves out to any takers who
can pay for it. I don't know why the Cleveland
leather community has been so maligned. Now it is largely
a function of the gay community. Historically, leather communities come
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out of you know, gay clubs and bars and things
like that. Not a ton of ladies, but it's not
like they're not there at all. But it is mostly
guys and They've been doing the Cleveland Leather Annual weekend
for about twenty five years, and they have to move
it to Columbus. One man said, my mother had just
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passed away and I immediately found this community of support
at CLAW and so they had to announce we got
to take this whole road show to Columbus. They had
never even considered leaving Cleveland. And so you know, I
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have a particular I'm not part of the leather community.
I'm not a gay man. But International Mister Leather, which
is world of renown. That convention was started in Chicago, Illinois,
came out of the Chicago gay scene, and it would
celebrate all things leather. Now I know this firsthand because
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when I was a wee lass and I was interning
on a morning show in Chicago. There big morning show
in Chicago when I first got my start rob Before
I was on the air, I was an intern and
I was like a stunt boy, right.
Speaker 2 (02:46:28):
They would send me out to do stuff.
Speaker 7 (02:46:30):
I would do man on the street stuff and I
would be dressed up as a lobster on Michigan Avenue,
getting tased, that kind of stuff. And one year I
had to cover International Mister Leather in Chicago's what did
you have to cover him with?
Speaker 2 (02:46:45):
It started in the late seventies.
Speaker 7 (02:46:47):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (02:46:47):
What did you have to cover them with?
Speaker 13 (02:46:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:46:49):
I didn't cover them with anything.
Speaker 7 (02:46:51):
I had a trusty tape recorder and a microphone, and
I was dressed in regular clothes. I think I look
like a real dork too, right, I had probably like
a PK polo on, probably some version of salmon colored.
Speaker 2 (02:47:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:47:09):
I didn't know who I was trying to be yet.
And I think they still have International Mister Leather in Chicago.
But like every year, you'd get thousands of people from
a couple dozen countries who would compete to become international
mister Leather. And so there were a couple of years
(02:47:31):
I'm talking early nineties when I was there at the
Hilton Hotel ballroom or the Chicago Theater and a covering
International Mister Leather.
Speaker 2 (02:47:42):
And then I would take my tape back and I'd
cut it up and.
Speaker 7 (02:47:45):
I would submit it to the morning show host and
everybody would, you know, have a good larf over my
questions and their answers.
Speaker 2 (02:47:55):
But here in Cleveland they have to move to Columbus, which.
Speaker 7 (02:48:00):
I have to assume is probably a little bit invasive
because Columbus probably has their own leather community.
Speaker 2 (02:48:07):
Everybody's probably going to get along.
Speaker 7 (02:48:10):
But these are born out of gay bars, right a
BDSM and kink bars and things like that. And so
I did see that, and it doesn't affect me directly,
but I do have, if you will, a soft spot
rob for that community because of thirty years ago when
I was trying to make my name in this god
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forsaken business and I was sent out to cover this
annual event there in Chicago. They spun it off into
something called the Black and Blue Ball and they had
a leather pride flag and they were you know, so
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it's very much a lifestyle.
Speaker 2 (02:48:53):
It's very much one that is inclusive.
Speaker 7 (02:49:01):
They did spin off into International Miss Leather, and I
don't know if that's still going, but I know it
was going for a while. They probably felt left out,
But it was a couple of gay club owners in
Chicago that started International Mister Leather in the late seventies.
Speaker 4 (02:49:22):
Just see like the street fight between the Columbus Leathers
and the Cleveland Leathers. Yes, yep, that's right. Once you're
a you're a top to the end and has some
for everybody, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:49:42):
Twenty eight countries spanning six continents have officially sent at
least one contestant every year to compete at International Mister
Leather in Chicago. Forty four US states have provided contestants,
as have the District of Columbia and Puerto Ricoherto Rico, Wia.
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My heart is getting.
Speaker 2 (02:50:12):
We love Pueto RecA.
Speaker 7 (02:50:17):
The only US states who have never sent a contestant
to International Mister Leather r Delaware, Maine, Montana.
Speaker 2 (02:50:29):
There's no leather people in Maine, for Christ's sake.
Speaker 7 (02:50:33):
What was the first state?
Speaker 2 (02:50:34):
Delaware?
Speaker 7 (02:50:34):
Delaware, New Hampshire, South Dakota, and Wyoming. All that rope
and dogies in Wyoming and you're not send anybody for
International Mister Leather.
Speaker 2 (02:50:45):
I mean it's only like a million people in the
whole state.
Speaker 7 (02:50:47):
But still, Australia has won International Mister Leather.
Speaker 2 (02:50:54):
They have a win under their belts. That's not a
knife now, that's a no.
Speaker 7 (02:51:00):
Canada has won, France, Germany has won twice. Well, Doy Leather,
you kidding me, Mak Schnell. The United States, of course,
the book has the most with thirty seven of course
home team. But anyway, that just kind of jumped out
at I mean, there's probably most people listening couldn't care
less about that. But the the Cleveland Leather Annual Weekend
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has had to DeCamp to Columbus, which sucks for them.
So godspeed, boys. I don't know when that weekend is,
but it's next year, twenty twenty six. They'll be in Columbus.
Maybe there'll be some eleventh hour solution here in Cleveland
and they can keep it where it belongs. Maybe you
and I should do the Alan Cox Show Leather Weekend
(02:51:49):
rob Yeah, I mean I guest some great ass list
chaps at home. Well, that's redundant. We would be the
only two straight guys there.
Speaker 4 (02:52:00):
Speak for yourself. I mean that would be awesome. Yeah,
that would be cool to be there. Yeah, Dave, you
Luligan chaps?
Speaker 7 (02:52:07):
Are you in chraps? I'm a famous picture of David
Lee Roth in the mirror, right, we're in those chaps
pre or post show.
Speaker 2 (02:52:18):
Yep, what happens if you got a poop in those chaps?
Speaker 4 (02:52:21):
Dave?
Speaker 16 (02:52:25):
Who?
Speaker 7 (02:52:27):
All Right?
Speaker 5 (02:52:28):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven.
Speaker 7 (02:52:34):
Called the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 6 (02:52:36):
It's for Living out Radio workplace fantasies, and if I
have to explain that to you, it's clear you don't
deserve it.
Speaker 11 (02:52:41):
Two six, five, seven eight one double oh seven or
one three four eighty one double oh seven.
Speaker 7 (02:53:08):
Y Cam's basketball tonight a little over an hour away
from tip off seven o'clock the Rocket Arena against the
Sixers in from Philly, six point thirty free game and
seven o'clock. Also listening to the iHeartRadio app tomorrow, very excited.
The hilarious and lovely Kelsey Cook is back on the show.
(02:53:31):
She is doing the weekend at Hilarities, and she hasn't
been on the show in a minute, so I was
like seeing her. She and her boyfriend Chad Daniel, very
very funny people living up there in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (02:53:44):
So we will catch up with her. That'll be tomorrow
in the four o'clock hour.
Speaker 7 (02:53:50):
And Golly, I couldn't be more flattered rob at all
the messages I'm getting from people suggesting that if I
entered international, mister Leather, I'd probably have a really good
chance of walking away with some accolades. Also, just as
many people checking in to ask you and I if
we are stupid because UV light from the sun kills bacteria,
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thereby making sun tea completely fine. We all I'm saying
is there is a concern of bacteria. You can't sterilize
a liquid by putting it in the sun, right by
hold on any opportunity that people get to call us stupid,
they grab it with both hands.
Speaker 4 (02:54:34):
Sun Tea is made by steeping teas blah blah blah blah.
While popular, it can pose a bacterial risk because the
water may not get hot enough to kill micro organisms,
so it's recommended to refrigerate promptly and discard any leftovers
after twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:54:52):
He also goes on to say, blow me, sir, or
madam or madam. But it also you've got to really
seal that jar too. Oh yeah, I do you have
to do that?
Speaker 13 (02:55:04):
Ye?
Speaker 7 (02:55:05):
But yeah. So the people who are like the sun
kills bacteria, first of all, I get what you're saying,
but it's not like nobody's ever It's not like no
one's never gotten sick double negative from sun tea. Anyway,
I would rather focus my energies on the people who
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are saying that I should get into international mister Leather. Now, again,
like I said, it is largely almost exclusively the domain
of gay men because it was born out of gay clubs,
and you know, different forms of expression. I am not
a gay man, contrary to what some parts of this
audience think.
Speaker 4 (02:55:47):
Rob, See when you said leathers, I instantly assumed like
motorcycle leather.
Speaker 2 (02:55:52):
Yeah, that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 4 (02:55:53):
That's what I thought that international, mister leather is very
much well, once you gottather, I knew, but lior to
that it's one of our many gay categories.
Speaker 39 (02:56:02):
Have our bears, our cleans, our daddies, our sugar caddies
are maple smoke, sausage patties or Belgium waffles, and of
course are six tops. Fun fact, those last four just
things that are in this room. But you believe me
because you are stupid.
Speaker 2 (02:56:13):
Wow, and what pray tell are you? I'm a soft soft, soft,
soft soft.
Speaker 13 (02:56:17):
Butch homo sexual.
Speaker 7 (02:56:22):
Now, that guy, to the best of my knowledge, didn't
check in on the text to tell me, hey, you're
a gay man. Get into international, mister leather. Now, I
did have chaps back in the day, oh boy, as
a goof for a bit, uh huh. I was getting
a Brazilian and oh Rob, my bomb was as smooth
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as a baby's bum.
Speaker 2 (02:56:52):
We may have a leather expert online too.
Speaker 7 (02:56:54):
Oh yeah, look at that.
Speaker 2 (02:56:56):
Hey, Richard Richard?
Speaker 7 (02:56:58):
Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:57:02):
Who is this Richard rich It's rich No, this is Jeff. Oh, Jeff,
j Jeff. What's up?
Speaker 5 (02:57:10):
I was just thinking, have you ever.
Speaker 13 (02:57:14):
Alan?
Speaker 7 (02:57:14):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (02:57:15):
I'm fifty four years old. Okay, so you're about the
same age as I am.
Speaker 5 (02:57:20):
Do you remember the old Low and Brow commercial?
Speaker 7 (02:57:24):
It kind of went like this and went years to a.
Speaker 2 (02:57:26):
Good times tonight let it be low and brown.
Speaker 4 (02:57:29):
Kind of special.
Speaker 12 (02:57:31):
Yeah you remember that?
Speaker 7 (02:57:31):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (02:57:33):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (02:57:36):
And do you remember dad?
Speaker 4 (02:57:39):
This is the best Jeff? You just wondered if I
remembered a Low and Brow commercial.
Speaker 2 (02:57:44):
From the eighties.
Speaker 7 (02:57:47):
I don't know what made me think of that, but yeah,
I don't either. Boy, that is a deep dive, but
I do remember it. I was far too young to
be able to legally drink. I would have been about
I would have been a freshman in high school when
that commercials.
Speaker 5 (02:58:01):
No, no, no, wait, okay, maybe you're right.
Speaker 4 (02:58:03):
I don't know, but okay, Hey, Alan, Yes, Rob remember
those Folgers commercials when they would sing the best part
of waking up his folders in your cup.
Speaker 2 (02:58:13):
I do remember that?
Speaker 7 (02:58:14):
Pretty awesome, right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:58:16):
Jeff, Okay, have a great evening, Hey, saying Jeff too.
There's Jeff who wanted to know if I remember banging
in my equipment. Here Rob so excited tonight.
Speaker 7 (02:58:28):
Let it be low and Bro. Do you remember that commercial?
Speaker 4 (02:58:32):
No?
Speaker 40 (02:58:33):
Okays too called out you got a great fire going
for steak and lowering brown.
Speaker 5 (02:58:44):
On our way?
Speaker 7 (02:58:48):
Well, I think I get what he was driving out there.
That's not a little hinky.
Speaker 4 (02:58:51):
Right.
Speaker 7 (02:58:52):
There's a couple of guys in their respective cabins across
a frozen lake, and the one guy calls the other guy, Hey,
I get.
Speaker 2 (02:58:58):
A fire in some low and brown. You want to
come on uber? Lowen bro is German for bull gurgling. Oh,
I'll be right there.
Speaker 16 (02:59:11):
Something more.
Speaker 2 (02:59:16):
So what took me so long?
Speaker 7 (02:59:21):
Ladies there, you're not going to have two couples raising
stins of beer to each other in front of a
roaring fire. So again the question, don't you still have
your chaps? I'm sure that I do. They're probably in
the tub marked porn. That would probably be the most
(02:59:44):
right place for them. Yeah, I think so, But I
have to go and.
Speaker 2 (02:59:49):
Dig them out. I'm not sure I want to thank you.
Speaker 13 (03:00:03):
Ell.
Speaker 2 (03:00:03):
What do you mean, gay?
Speaker 7 (03:00:04):
I mean, there's thousands of vagina loving dudes who were
into leather. Some of them probably haven't even considered the
touch of another man's calloused, welcoming, understanding embrace.
Speaker 2 (03:00:19):
You might be onto something.
Speaker 7 (03:00:20):
There, right. I'm sure there's a lot of arrow, straight
guys who haven't subjected themselves to international mister leather. Okay,
well there you go, Alan. What if you re pierce
your nipples and grow mustache? How about that? But then
I'd have to have like the top with the cutouts,
(03:00:42):
because if you're gonna flash the high beams, you better flash.
Speaker 13 (03:00:46):
All.
Speaker 7 (03:00:46):
My mom used to keep some tea in the fridge
for like a week. Pretty sure she was trying to
poison us. I don't know, clearly not airing on the
side of caution.
Speaker 5 (03:00:57):
Tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:00:58):
Let it be loan, bro.
Speaker 7 (03:01:00):
You have to be an existing title holder in order
to be considered for international mister leather. What does that mean?
An existing title holder? Maybe you had to win your
state first? Oh, I see, you can't just show our
local event here? I am okay? Are you the current
title holder for Ohio?
Speaker 4 (03:01:23):
No? I don't know, and you need to leave now
is title Misspound In this instance, Allen Brish down Jacksonville, Florida,
listening to Live the Show today, you quickly mentioned you
were in a lostter costume on Michigan Avenue getting taste.
Speaker 7 (03:01:40):
I need more details, sir, so right then. Now, it's
just one of the dumb you know, back in the day,
you want to make your name. If you got you know,
you had to be like stunt boy. I had to
do whatever they asked me to do, yep. And we
were on the thirty seventh floor of the John Hancock Building,
So it wasn't just like taking a couple flights of
stairs and you're on the street.
Speaker 2 (03:02:01):
And so they were all kinds of different things that
had to happen.
Speaker 7 (03:02:05):
And there's a famous seafood restaurant in Chicago called Shaw's
Crab House. And one of the jobs that I had
had in summer in college earlier is before I got
into radio, was a lot of times you'll see people
flyering on the corner. And I had a job one
(03:02:27):
summer flering for Shaw's Crab House in a lobster costume.
And it was their lobster costume. So I was just
the latest in a long line of noble young men
and women who donned the Shaw's Crab House lobster costume
and stood on the corner of Michigan and Chicago Avenue
(03:02:50):
at the foot of the Hancock Building. And so once that,
you know, was they were getting to know me as
an intern on this show. I would bread crumb them
stories like that, and so down the road they were like,
what if we put you back in the lobster costume
and put you down there on the street and tase you.
Speaker 2 (03:03:12):
There was probably a charity angle or something.
Speaker 7 (03:03:13):
But again, this was a massive morning show in Chicago,
so thousands of people showed up to watch this whole
thing go down. So it was me dressed up as
a lobster. There was somebody else that was dressed up
if we had it. When another guy dressed up like
a bear, I don't know what it was. And you know,
(03:03:35):
back then, I'm like a buck fifteen, soak and wet
rob and so yeah, I think they wanted to see
who would topple over first. Now you might ask yourself
how they gonna hell are they gonna tase you through
that costume? You find the soft tissues. I guess I
don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (03:03:54):
Yeah, so that's not all the exciting detail.
Speaker 7 (03:03:57):
They're rich.
Speaker 2 (03:03:58):
But that's what happened.
Speaker 7 (03:04:00):
Tased in a lobster costume on Michigan Avenue thirty seven. Oh,
there's the street level. The station was thirty seven floors up.
So I had to It was equal parts of getting
ready for that. And I had to have a microphone
down there. Well it was cell phones back then, rob right,
it was those brick cell phones. Yeah, early days of
the cell phone. So I had to take like a
station phone down one of those big old bricks, like
(03:04:24):
you were, you know, deployed into the hinter lands or something.
And that was one of the things I had to do.
The DJ would always do, Hey, are you down there yet, Buddy, Yes, yeah, yeah,
I'm here, John, I'm yep, I'm here in the I'm
in the costume. And we had to get law enforcement
(03:04:45):
to do this, right, We had to get a cop
to administer that. You weren't just gonna have something we
run around the tap.
Speaker 2 (03:04:50):
Here in a lobster costume.
Speaker 7 (03:04:51):
Right, I'm down here in my old lobster costume from
a Shaw's Crab House.
Speaker 2 (03:04:55):
Is the bear with you.
Speaker 7 (03:04:56):
The bear is right over there. They want to make
Shaw's wants to make a very clear that they have
no part in this officially.
Speaker 2 (03:05:02):
All right, we got that cop that's gonna shoot you, right.
Speaker 4 (03:05:04):
Yeah, Officer Murphy over here from the hegg Wish Precinct.
Speaker 7 (03:05:08):
Yeah, he's come up.
Speaker 2 (03:05:09):
He happened to be driving through on patrol. And he
does have his right gun in his hand.
Speaker 4 (03:05:13):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:05:14):
It's not the one that's going to kill you. It's
just the the tase gun. Right. Yes, I believe he's
a taser only coup Okay, it perfect.
Speaker 7 (03:05:21):
Did he ride his bike over a.
Speaker 13 (03:05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:05:26):
No he uh uh no, he pulled out in a
crown drip. Okay, all right, are you are you ready?
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:05:35):
Everybody hear you?
Speaker 19 (03:05:38):
Now?
Speaker 11 (03:05:38):
What?
Speaker 7 (03:05:41):
Oh my god, we're up here.
Speaker 2 (03:05:43):
In the thirty seventh for you can see him on
the ground. Yeahthing, oh so much writhing.
Speaker 7 (03:05:50):
Yeah, the old radio bits. Hey listen, man, that's how
you got a tape together. Yeah, you know, I know
everybody else that I was sending out. It kind of
worked against me because I thought that was going to
be my air check. Was all the bits I did.
I still have two full cassettes of all my bits
from that show. The station's not even around anymore. It
(03:06:12):
was The Loop in Chicago, and I still have, you know,
every so often, I'm like, I should really digitize those
cassettes because A, where the f are you going to
find a cassette player? We don't even have CD players
at the radio station here, so i'd have to, you know,
and there's companies that will digitize your analog media, you know,
take your old VHS types and get them on DVD
(03:06:34):
or whatever it is, put on a thumb drive. So
in the back of my mind, but it's got like
the old you know show, you know, the cassette liners, right,
you know, the logo cassette liners, and they're labeled, and
I'm terrified to do anything with them because they're my
only copies of those times and all the bits that
I do on cassette. Yeah, two full cassettes. But I
(03:06:56):
thought those were going to be like the cassettes I
would send to radio stations.
Speaker 2 (03:07:00):
Right, They just wanted scope tapes of people.
Speaker 7 (03:07:03):
Scoped is like edited for you know, they just wanted
because you start out as a disc jockey and all
these bits were like talking on this morning show bits
comedy stuff, right, I would eventually come full circle. But
you start out telling people what they just heard and
what's coming up next. That's what they want to hear,
and they they know in fifteen seconds if they.
Speaker 2 (03:07:25):
Like you, you get a little yeah yep, reay, there's
a new one from here.
Speaker 4 (03:07:37):
Yeah I should. I should dig through my old tapes
and pull some stuff for you. I was horrible.
Speaker 2 (03:07:43):
Oh was I bad?
Speaker 7 (03:07:44):
Well, and I've talked to I think I might have played.
I think I might have played or really, because I
have CDs. I used to do best of CDs when
I was on in Pittsburgh. We had three of them.
I used to do one every year for charity, and
so I have the O. But the Chicago tapes they
weren't my show. I was an intern on another show.
Speaker 4 (03:08:04):
But you must have stuff from like you said, you
started in Kalamazoo, right, Yeah, so that must be you
must have audio somewhere.
Speaker 27 (03:08:10):
Of that like that.
Speaker 2 (03:08:10):
That's the fun stuff.
Speaker 7 (03:08:11):
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:08:12):
Yeah, I think I have like one side of a
cassette from that.
Speaker 4 (03:08:16):
I have bags of air check tapes from my first
radio stations.
Speaker 7 (03:08:21):
And yeah, oh I was so so bad.
Speaker 2 (03:08:23):
Trouble is, though I have five years.
Speaker 7 (03:08:28):
Our air checks in Pittsburgh were mini disc right, So
I have five years worth of binders full of mini
discs and I'm like, I'm never good. They're not labeled.
I mean they're label their numbered, but I'm like, I
don't know what's on them.
Speaker 4 (03:08:41):
So and at that point, you were already good enough
to be doing a show, you know what I mean,
Like you were doing full shows, like a race, like
you were, you were doing this.
Speaker 7 (03:08:50):
I was doing I wasn't doing a talk show yet,
but I mean I was doing you know what I
mean like you. It was a show, yes, yes, so
it was just it was a different, yeah, version of
the show. But you were already Alan Cox.
Speaker 2 (03:08:59):
I was, oh yeah, Rich.
Speaker 7 (03:09:01):
There's the long winded answer to your short question about
getting more information about me getting tased and a lobster costume.
Speaker 4 (03:09:11):
And now I must leave you as the Brady bunches
on and I find four of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 7 (03:09:18):
Get at it.
Speaker 8 (03:09:20):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do.
Speaker 12 (03:09:30):
Big brother is watching you.
Speaker 8 (03:09:34):
Be circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.
Speaker 12 (03:09:41):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you and all with all naritis.
Speaker 38 (03:09:50):
Remember Obedience paid. And when you watch that TV screen,
remember it works both ways. You'll disappear in a wink.
Speaker 8 (03:10:05):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Speaker 12 (03:10:12):
Big Brother is watching you.
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