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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
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Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
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took from me Ali to show.
Speaker 6 (00:22):
I don't know what it's about you, but I can't
even say you think, well.
Speaker 7 (00:27):
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Speaker 8 (00:28):
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Speaker 9 (00:35):
Kick?
Speaker 10 (00:36):
Take it?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
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Speaker 11 (00:39):
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Speaker 8 (00:42):
Allen Cox.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.
Speaker 11 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
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Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hey, what's going on? Good afternoon, Hi, getings, welcome, Welcome,
they didn't come in. Thanks for being here. My name
is Alan Cox. Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's right
over there.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
What's up man, man?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We'd love to have you along if you want to
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You'll see Robs and my shining faces right there. I
keep thinking, you're wearing a Seattle Mariners cap.
Speaker 12 (01:49):
No, people think that. For sure, it's my buddy's construction
company logo. It does it as like a Seattle vibe
to it. For sure, It's not called Seattle Mariners Construction.
It's not called Seattle Construction, which is even weird to
say that. Yeah, you don't want kracking in the name
of your construction company. It sends mixed messages at best.
(02:10):
And he's like, but I spell it with a K,
And I'm like, oh, all right, oh that makes sense. Yeah,
like cracky no cracking, Yeah, like the booze.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Hey listen.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So I dip into Target this morning because I have
a couple of things to grab and then I'm going
to be on my way, and I just happen to
be walking in behind this woman and her small child.
They're both walking in cute little kid maybe he looks
to be three or four, and he's kind of puttering
in front of her, and they're taking their time getting in,
and the little kid is he's not turning around and
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talking to his mom. They're both walking in the same direction,
and I just hear him say I heard it. I
heard it, and she goes, what and he goes, I
heard it, and she says what again. And as I'm
going around them because they're taking their time, just as
I'm passing them on the right hand side, the kid
goes mother effort. Just as I'm passing, and I turned.
(03:06):
I look at the mom I go, and she looks
at me. She's like, oh my god, I swear I
have it. Mommy doesn't talk like that. Mommy, yeah, and
she was working overtime.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I go, well that kid, I go, I didn't. I
look at the kid. I go, I didn't hear anything.
He had just had these wide eyes and he didn't
care what he said. What did you see, Evan R.
Some old bitch cut mommy off in the parking lot.
I'm like, well, yeah, that doesn't come out of nowhere.
Maybe maybe mommy doesn't talk like that, but maybe daddy does.
But he said I heard it again, So this was
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I heard it. This kid just going I heard it.
I heard it. She's like what I heard it, mother effort.
This has happened before. Oh it was great. My timing
could have been better, you know, rob By and large,
I am known for impeccable timing. But yeah, this morning,
as I'm passing and I just looked at I was like, oh,
I'm hearing kids curse too. Man, there's not much funnier.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Really.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I know it's not a good thing, especially as a parent,
but man, it is funny to hear little kids swear.
We don't curse a lot around our daughter. She's nine,
she's in the fourth grade, but she's pretty sharp. She's
got a good head on her shoulders, and so we
don't like overly censor ourselves. So if there's like, if
we're watching a show, you know, for a while, we
(04:24):
might be watching some kind of show. We'll give you
a good example. We were looking We're always looking for
live action shows so that we you know, cartoons are great,
but Bob's Burgers and Simpsons and all those, you know,
we've seen them a billion times. So we we we
were watching only Murders in the Building that Steve Martin
Martin Short show over and Hulu, which very entertaining. I
didn't I forgot because you know, they're like season five now,
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and so we started her with season one. I had
completely forgotten how many F bombs are in that show.
There's a lot of salty language in that show. And
so for a while she was just kind of like
language language. And then after a while we're like, because
we like, we don't make a big deal out of
it when something like that is in a show, We're
not like, op, oop, cover your ears, Like, well, it's
(05:07):
not really you know. Yeah, but if she's noticing it,
you know, well she notices it. Yeah, But even that,
I'm like, okay, you're not People do talk like that
in the world, right, you know. So again, I come
from an environment as a kid where my mom swears
to this day that she's never used the F word.
She might be correct.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I didn't grow up with my mom, but it seems
like in casual conversation, you know, but she was a
teenager once, you'd think at some point she might have
uttered that. I know, my dad talked like a sailor.
He was military, you know, not in the house, my
dad was. You always defer to my mom on things
of that nature. But I'm sure as like a young
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single dude. My dad was cursing it up, you know,
and I've dialed it back because of kids over the
years of my kids, but I normally let fly. I
have a very salty potty mouth.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, I curse, yeah, I do, definitely know. But after
a while, you know, there's kind of some diminishing returns
on it too. Like I would never do it in public.
I wouldn't well, I mean, I would never like yell
at somebody, you know, explotives or anything like that. But
I got no problem with salty language, and now I
have a problem with a lot of salty foods. Rob, golly,
(06:24):
I don't want to get bloated, but salty language couldn't
care less, especially if it's creative. Right years ago, a
listener got me a book.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I don't have it in here.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's in the box of things that I'm sure I
packed away from my former office when we were in independence.
But it was Shakespearean insults, you know, like old timey insults,
and those are some of my favorites. They don't hit
as hard because half of the words don't even exist anymore.
But you can kind of put Shakespearean insults you paunch
(06:59):
eat and naughty painted measle Now again it might you
make you feel good? And these would be difficult to remember.
You'd need a sheet in front of you. These just
wouldn't spring to mind. You know, you wouldn't get cut
off in traffic at traffic and go you spleeny rump
fed pig nut.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I might, I might save that one. I like that
a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Calling somebody a pig pig nut is great. You calling
milk livered, you milk livered, moldwarp. It's a lot of
alliteration in these two, you idle headed maggot pie. Yeah,
that's pretty good. I mean again, they are good. But
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that's just a sheet that I have in here. But
somebody got me a book years ago of Shakespearean insults
for pig nut is solid. Pig nut is great, yes,
and uh listen. Not to be confused, of course, with
the Great band pig face. Pig nut is a whole
different situation. Maybe it's a spin off. What the hell
(07:59):
do I know? But you know salty language. Well, I
was next to a little girl in Marshalls and she goes, Mommy,
I farted, it's stinky, And she's like I was laughing
until it hit me. And this kid was not lying.
No kids, No kids are very farty, funny till I
tasted it.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Uhha.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It literally punched me in the face. This kid, Mommy
is terrible. I can't have any more and cross the balls.
Mom my oldest head stoma. She had some stomach thing
when she was a kid. Boy, it was a digestion issue.
And my god, the farts. Little girl never make a sound.
Speaker 12 (08:39):
And just the my most proud moment as a father,
probably ever is because of a fart. We were at
a father daughter dance and we stopped for ice cream
on the way home, and there was probably three other dads,
and we took our kids and we were standing in
the vestibule between the main doors and the outside doors
hot boxing, hot box, and we're waiting for a table
(09:02):
because everybody has the same idea as we do. And
there's all these little girls in their dresses. She's maybe
second third grade, and I smell one and it was
it was it's obvious that it was hers.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And she looks at me and she has those eyes like, dad,
what do I do? And I just there's no escaping
and it's creeping death and everybody starts to notice, like
at the same time, and I looked at my buddy
and I'm like, dude, I'm so sorry. I'm like, my
stomach is killing me.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
I just tugged on my jacket and you could see
like she almost started to cry, like thank you for
owning that. And I was so proud. And Melissa's like,
that's really your like shining accomplishment as a yes, and
I'm like, yeah, I owned the world's grossest fart in
front of strangers for my daughter.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, that's true love, forget your daughter. A guy will
take ownership of his own farts so to be able
to adopt another kid's part.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
No, this one incredible. I don't know, man, I don't
know if I would have wanted to own this one.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It was rough. It was a bad, bad fart.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And like you said, it's winter when they have these dances,
So we're standing in this area that's just overly heated,
trying to yeah, you know, make people form as they
walk off, thick thick boyfriends, like on your clothes, breathing it.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Oh, it's brutal.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're gonna need a couple of dryer sheets to get
that one out. There's got to be a business model
there where you can rent yourself out as somebody who
will adopt other people's farts. I mean, it's it would
be probably impossible because it's just such a spontaneous bodily function.
You know, you couldn't be there all the time. But
maybe there was like a maybe you're somebody who's prone
to those.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You know, we all have friends who you know, things
like ibs and crones. We've talked to people you know, terrible, terrible,
uh inconveniences and painful and all that. So if you're
somebody who's stricken with those things and maybe you have
to go to some event, you know, you can rent
yourself out and you kind of you're off to the
sides and really notice. But anytime something terrible goes on,
you lay claim to it.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
Maybe I could be like the Superman fart hero, Like
I just I know something's coming in. Yeah, I spring
into action. Next thing, you know, I'm airborne. I'm where
I need to be on the fart for the person responsible. Yeah,
and I'm out onto the next one. Rob's the toote whisperer,
Like just a cloud of gas on my chest. Yeah,
cloud of gas on my chest two thirteen for the
(11:12):
U to the Rob Library, Into the Rob Library.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I'll add that one and we'll see what we come
up with.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Gotta have it moist. Oh boy, the cock Show on.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
One hundred seven.
Speaker 13 (11:29):
It's not every day you hear him complain about something.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Wait, yes, it is.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
One hundred point seven.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Dommas, here's a deep cut.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I think this is an underrated kiss song. Now you
do have to some people bailed once they took the
makeup off. I think young and was said off to
lick it up like raat song. Gene Simmons singing lead
as per usual. Lyrics are terrible, but you didn't go
to kiss for the lyrics, right?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
You know?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Today is Kiss Day in Cleveland Row is it really?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Hot on the heels of the demise of Ace Frayley,
I guess the toxicology reports are kind of starting to
trickle out on the Ace Frayley situation. Last couple of weeks,
by the way, on the well, I shouldn't say last
couple of weeks. Last week on two hours to midnight,
our metal show we were playing. We played Anthrax covering
Parasite by Kiss and this Saturday night, we're going to
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be playing Megadeath covering Strange Ways, which was a song
that Ace wrote. I think Peter Chris sang it. That's
early Kiss. If you remember Strains, it would have been
on Jesus. What was the one with the Japanese characters
on the cover of the album?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh God, hell?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think it was on Hotter than Hell.
Speaker 14 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Kiss always had a thing for Japanese characters, right. They
were on the cover of Crazy Nights too. I think
whatever Young in Waste.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
It is.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I love Anima or shiks.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I like Japanese women, just like anyone knows Young and Wasted. Yeah,
today's Kiss Day in Cleveland. Of course, longtime drummer Eric Singer.
I think he's from Euclid. I always confuse Euclid and Oliria.
I know they're in different directions, but I think he's
from Euclid. And I completely forget about Tommy Thayer. I
(13:48):
know he was there a long time, and all due
respect to him, but they designated October twenty second is
Kiss Day in Cleveland because that was a date of
their very last show at the Romo Fijo two years ago.
Three years ago, my son came in for it. We
went to that very last Kiss show the Roma Fijo.
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So the Cleveland City Council had declared October twenty second
a Kiss Day in Cleveland because of that, our history.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
With Cleveland goes back through playing the Agora, and from
there is just a memorable roller coaster ride. Very often,
when we get the key to a city, they change
the lock as soon as we leave, and hopefully we'll
always be able to come back here.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Now do they still have that key? Can Paul Stanley
come anytime he wants and unlock the city of Cleveland
anything he wants? Just it's a master key to every building.
Speaker 15 (14:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I think I want some last scream, but Mitchell's has closed.
Paul Stanley, that doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
I got a key.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So yeah, October twenty second was the very last time
that Kiss played in Cleveland. It was a great show.
I love that show because I got to upgrade a
couple of listeners. We did the thing where if you
found me, I could upgrade you. Yeah, and a lot
of times, you know, if you upgrade, you go, I
got ticket upgrades for you. You know, you might put
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him in a little bit of a better spot from
where they are. So I'm walking around with my son.
I looked like a real big shot in front of
my son, like he you know, listen, I've been doing
this for a living, his whole life, so he's he
knows what it is. But it was so kind of
funny when people were like looking all over for me
because I had these tickets and I just happened you
had to show your buzzard.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yeah, right, yep.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
A lot of people wearing old kiss shirts and old
buzzard shirts anyway. I mean, anywhere you go at a
rock show, there's gonna be people just by happenstance in
buzzard shirt. And I come around the corner coming out
of one of those portals there my son and not
gonna go get a beer, and this couple walks up
to me and they go and they had they were
decked out and all that, and I go, do you
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still have the tickets? I said, yeah, I do, I said,
nobody has.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
If people are trying to find me, they haven't found
me yet. I literally just came around the corner of
my son and they were incredibly complimentary of the show
and uh and whatever, and I gave them the tickets
and these were they turned out to be third row tickets.
So I put these people who had been up in Loudville.
I think they came down to where I was and
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this couple, and I put them in the third row
for the very last line. It was amazing, It was
it was great and so uh yeah, and so obviously
they were very appreciative. And you know, I look like
a real uh hero there in front of my son.
And you know, Rob, you're always trying to impress your kids,
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and no matter how old they get, and so it's
uh and then he rolled his eyes and we walked and.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Got a beer.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That sounds more like what I'm used to. Yeah, well
normally that's what it is. Because again it's to my
older kids, like it's a big deal, right. My younger
daughter she's used to it too now, but still she's
kind of like my daughter says to me all the time,
she goes, well, you're famous. I go, no, no, no,
I'm regionally recognized in radio. I said, that's very very different.
(17:18):
I said, I'm not famous. I said, there are people
who will recognize me. I said, but you know, once
I get out of northeast Ohio, that's it.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
That was more so the case though, you know, even
even five years ago, ten years ago. But I think
the more you know, your show is in multiple areas,
so people can listen on the app. They can, well
they can.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I just don't ever assume that somebody would recognize me
by my face. You know, there are people who have
listened to this show for a long time who say
they don't know what I look like. I mean, I
find it hard to believe that just out of curiosity,
you wouldn't go online and look. But there's people who like, oh,
I've never seen you guys. I you know, that's fine
that you know, again, we didn't get into this to
(18:01):
be on camera. It just so happens that we are
that dude that we met last week at your at
your cocks out. I think he I believed him whole
hardly when he said he hadn't met us or seen
us before. Johnny always got yeah, and he's like, I've
never seen you guys. I'm like, you work with computers, broy.
Well maybe it's like any other job, you know, when
he leaves and I want to mess with computers, or
you just don't think about it, you know, But yeah.
(18:22):
I know a lot of people watch it. It's better.
We're better left to the imagination. All right, I am
amazing to someone's imagining. You're not missing anything by nuts.
I mean Rob, He's in amazing shape, right, this guy,
he's becoming an Adonis.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Oh please, not doing that, not yet. I'm working with
the good people at Mentality Health. Oh boy, I will
tell you I got my latest blood work back. I
am so like impressed with what's happened in ten weeks time.
Like six percent of my body fat is gone.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I'm that means that ninety four percent of your body
fat is sticking around. Six percent of my original number
is gone.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
Yes, okay, good, and that'd be something if I was
ninety four percent body fen We rolled me into a studio.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Well, I did that thing a couple of years ago.
I was like, I'm getting a little chubby here. And
a buddy of mine that I used to lift with
he goes, well, I know a guy is a wrestling
coach out of like Tricy or something, and they do
one of those bod pods. You ever done the bod pod?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, so you stripped down and I was able to
kind of wrap the guy because I go, oh, I
wrestled in high school and college and blah blah blah.
And you get down to your skibs and you sit
in this thing and it kind of removes the air
pressure or something and it gives you kind of some
data on your body.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And I don't know how accurate it is, but whatever
was an interesting bit of data to have. I think
it's very accurate.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
They have something really similar at mentality is they you
stand on this scale type of thing and it has
these pads under your feet. You hold on too with
your hands and you have to keep your arms out,
like you can't let your your arms tight.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You sure there wasn't an E meter for scientology where
they trying to get you to like a level E
five clear Rodsky years beyond that. Rob keeps calling me
a suppressive person.
Speaker 12 (20:06):
I've just it's it's neat to see what can happen
with like the right amount of help. Like my testosterone
level is like three times what it was when I started.
My vitamin D levels are way up. I'm like, I'm awake,
Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Rob can open the studio door now and he doesn't
even have to use his hands and get out of breath.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Just push it open.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Let me go ahead and push this thing over.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
All right, guys, let me get that door for you. Allen. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
He's training to pull vault.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
It is it is next. It is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
So find out how they can help you at mentality
health dot com slash Radio Anyway. Happy Kiss Day to
all who celebrates coinciding today with the last ever concert
that Kiss did here uh in Cleveland, Ohio. Gene Simon
wasn't there that day. It was Tommy Thayer and it
was Paul Stanley. They said that Gene Simmons needed to rest.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
Doesn't something still tell you like they're gonna show up.
They're gonna like, no, no, no, I know they're doing
this Kennedy Center thing, and it just screams. I feel
like they're gonna do something as a tribute TAKEE.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I feel like Kiss is the one band that will
not in eighteen months go we're going back out. I
don't think they're Motley Crue. You know they signed their
Nonsense in Blood five years ago. We're never touring again.
It wasn't even a year and those guys were back
on the road. They're like, oh right, we hate being
at home. I think the guys in Kiss, they're so diversified,
(21:39):
you know, for all of the uh, all the ways
that people slag on them for, you know, never turning
down an opportunity to make a buck. They obviously don't.
Well they haven't needed the money for a lot, they
haven't needed the money for decades. But I just don't
think these guys you have that added level of difficulty
of getting in those goddamn costumes every night and put
(22:00):
on that friggin makeup. Moley Krue didn't have to do that. Friggin'
Vince Neil doesn't even know what a Staremaster is.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
I just I feel like it's gonna it just it
lends itself so easily to what Kiss is and always
has been.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
With this with Ace passing away, like the tribute to
aceh they see them doing something at that Kennedy Center thing.
But I don't see them going back.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Out of the road. I don't think a full blown thing.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
But I feel like there's something there, Like they already
introduced those avatars at their last show, right, I just
there's gotta be something coming. It's did you see that
all the money that they have, all the access to
everything in the world that they have. And Paul and
Jean flew commercial to get to New York for Aces memorial.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, good for them. Jean was standing in the line
to get on the plane at the gate and he's
holding a bag, a suit bag up and it just
says tom Ford across the back and I'm like, this
dude's lugging at tom Ford's suit throughs. But these these
guys have also been real good with like fans, Oh totally,
(23:07):
And so that let's lets Gene Simmons be around people
that are go, oh my god, you're Gene Simmons. You know,
there's no missing it up, especially when they're together.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, listen, years ago, anytime Jean and Paul were on
this show is usually one or the other, Gene more
than Paul. It was one time years ago I had
both of them on. I remember they were promoting, but
it was Gene and Paul and they sat on the show.
They were like, we envision a day where Kiss continues
with other people in the costumes, and we're like, like,
it's a franchise like Guar, you know what I mean,
(23:37):
Like the original Guar guys. It's practically they're kids in
those costumes. Now, who cares? And they were like, Oh,
it could be anybody in those costumes. Kiss is a thing,
it's not necessarily us. All Right, I'm gonna bring Gene
Simmons and Japan full circle here. Okay, it's a band
called Easy Oh. Late eighties there was a whole big wave.
(24:00):
They were trying to make Japanese metal happen in the
United States, and he had a couple of bands. Gene
Simmons produced these guys. He had signed them to Simmons Records,
which never really got off the ground, and he basically
took an existing Japanese metal band and he painted their faces.
They looked like Japanese Kiss. They learned their lyrics phonetically,
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they didn't speak English, and he and some other guys
wrote some lyrics for him, and they put out a
couple albums and I was one hundred percent on board. Again,
lyrics were terrible, but I was all about it. In
the late eighties, well, the country of Japan has their
first ever female prime minister. Now she's going to steer
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the country to the right. She's got a kind of
a lot of hinky politics. But what's getting the headlines
is the fact that she's a metal head and plays
the drums. She's a big Iron Maiden fan. She's a
big deep purple fan. Sani Takachi. Takaichi is a very conservative,
she's pretty like right wing there in Japan. But she
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is the first female prime minister that the country of
Japan has ever had. I think she took the oath
of office yesterday, and there's video of her on social
media and in other places playing the drums, and that
it's a big Iron Maiden fan. She a good drummer,
she's fine now. She was primarily doing it as a
(25:29):
younger woman. You know, the photos of her and that
are long time ago. But she was talking about how
she's had a long time affinity for heavy metal bands.
Most of them are you know, Japan is still a
country where like a certain genre of metal is still
(25:49):
very popular, you know, like glammy kind of. That's why
a lot of those eighties bands, when it all dried
up for them here, they could always go to Japan
and play basketball arenas, you know, or whatever stadiums. And
so she's a big Iron Maiden fan, and she's a
big fan of other Japanese metal bands, so she still
(26:11):
listens to Iron Maiden regularly. Now, what this does is
it does introduce to a lot of people the cognitive
dissonance between being an ultra conservative politician and liking heavy metal,
which by and large is a genre committed to rebellion
(26:33):
and not letting anybody tell you what to do and
individualism and obviously far right people they all they want
to do is tell you what to do and so.
But she has been elected there in Japan. Now I
would like to think that maybe she'd break out them
drums for her inauguration or something. She said she used
(26:55):
to play drums in a metal band that did Black
Sabbath in Deep Purple covers. She still has an electric
drum electronic drum kit where she lives, and you play
those with headphones, you know, and so it sounds like drums,
but you're it's not everybody's cup of tea, you know,
(27:17):
drum because people don't have the space for real drums,
and electronic drums can be very expensive too. If you
get a high end set. I hated, Well, it doesn't
have the same feel. It doesn't have the same feel
because you're hitting like hard rubber pads. My thing is
when people go, well, if you live in an apartment
or something, it's a lot quieter, And it is, except
you're still hearing somebody beat on rubber pads, like if
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you live with someone. Obviously, it's much quieter than playing
actual acoustic drums, and it sounds great right in your headphones.
You can dial up any genre, you can make your
drums sound like anything, So the appeal the technology is
really really cool, but you are banging on rubber pads,
(28:00):
and you know, and beating on rubber pads is always
better than beating off rubber pads, so that is a benefit.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
I suppose mine was made of mesh mesh heads so
would snap a little better. But I just I got
rid of them. I did not like it at all,
couldn't get used to them.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't think I would ever buy an e drum kit.
And they are getting better and better all the time. Right,
they look like acoustic drums now, you know, for a
while they kind of look like they just look like
electronic pads, but now they look like drumshells. Now those
get very expensive the more realistic they look. Oh for sure,
mine was only I don't know, seven eight hundred bucks. Yeah,
(28:38):
you can drop you can drop seven eight grand on
some of those yeah kids. Anyway, the new PM of
Japan there not only their first female prime minister. Of course,
Shinzo Abe was also an ultra right wing guy. He
was assassinated and that was his second go round. I
think is PM there in Japan. But you know, and
again all the photos they show off her, obviously as
(29:00):
a much younger woman's playing the drums and she's riding
a motorcycle and all that kind of stuff, It's like, well, yeah,
that would be the providence of anybody when they were younger.
There probably aren't a lot of older Japanese women still
playing the drums, and it's a nice distraction, obviously from
her ultra conservative politics.
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Your Cleveland Cavalier start their season tonight. Four teams began
the season last night, Lebron out for the Lakers. I
think it's the first time in a couple of decades
that guy hasn't been part of the season opener. They
lost the Golden State. But I mean he's sixty. Yeah,
he's having problems with his siatica.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
That's when you know someone's starting to get onto that
backside of the career, right, Like, it's not just the
knee anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You know, Oh, he's out with a knee injury. Nice
siatic is acting up on him. Yeah, well he's forty,
which is one hundred in professional sports years. But you
know so, and then Oklahoma City and somebody else played
last night. Calves Knicks tonight at the Garden, seven o'clock
tip off, six thirty pre game here on MMS your
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FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. And then Friday night,
I'll screwed over to Brooklyn play the Nets and the
home opener. We gave away a bunch of tickets for this.
I hope you won with the Calves are going to
be playing the Milwaukee Bucks here at home Sunday night,
six o'clock to kick off the season here at home.
So always a big to do to open the season.
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At the Rocket Arena hashtag let them know Roight and
so Cavs Basketball to night on MMS and on the
iHeartRadio app, everybody texting me. There are stories of children swearing.
After I heard the little kid in a target whip
(31:21):
one out at his mom. Yeah, no, listen, I think
that that's a sliding scale, right. Somebody was like, my
kid is three and says like, mother, effor and god
damn it all the time, and that's my fault. Like, yeah,
that you might want to clean it up inside the
house there if like you know, cause you're not going
to tell as soon as you tell a little kid,
(31:42):
don't say that it's all they're gonna want to do.
I'm a grown man, and when somebody tells me not
to do something, that's all I want to do.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Alan.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
When I met you on the Funny Bus, I couldn't
believe how much you actually swear in real life.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
What's funny?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Even when I'm so used to hearing you on the radio,
it felt like hearing your mother cuss for the first time.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Somebody says, yeah, it is funny because I swear all
the time. You do even when we're off the air.
If we're just in here talking to each other.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'll sometimes let one slip, yeah, and I'm like, WHOA,
Like you're like, okay, always assume a microphone is on. Yeah,
but we've gotten over the course of thirty years, like
you know, your first couple of years in radio. I mean,
you're right, it is good to we do kind of
live by the maxim always assume a microphone is on.
But we also I'm back here running everything. I know
there's nothing on right right, but you do get really
(32:31):
good when the Red Lco's on of cleaning it off.
Speaker 12 (32:34):
You just don't curse. No, I've only done it what
like once, I think since I joined the show. And
it's and the hard part, even for somebody who's been
doing this for thirty years. Doing it in one way
for thirty years is one thing, but when you're having
back and forth conversation for four hours a day, yeah,
it's hard to sometimes forget.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh right, I can't say shrimp, I slip Like once
a decade, I'll really get on one and I'll forget
for half a second. So it takes just long enough
to forget where I am. And you know it's just
because we'll be cut so comfortable with the audience, rap
I would forget. Hey, this thing of having the conversations.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Man, Alan.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You see, the Leaves and Raptors adjusted their game times
for the Blue Jays in the World Series. They did, boy,
Toronto's coming together, the NHL and UH and NBA. They're
in Toronto. They were like, we're gonna move our game
time so people can watch the World Series Game one.
The Blue Jays are hosting the Dodgers in Toronto on
(33:32):
Friday night. Also because everyone knows those sucking maple Leaves
are never gonna may as well. Leaves fans though, because
it's like, boy, if there's any team that should have
just two arms full of Stanley Cups, it's the Toronto
maple Leaves. Yeah, oh god, Leafs. But you don't but
(33:52):
you don't, No, no, you don't. But that's my CE
team too. Really, Blackhawks, uh, Pittsburgh Penguins, and Toronto maple
just because the Original six stuff like is that no,
just those are the teams that I've that I tend
to follow.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Red Wings.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
You know, my wife from Detroit, so it's like she
pays attention to the Red Wings. I was on in
Detroit for a long time, so I kind of had
to pay attention to that stuff. Yeah, but I worked
for the Penguins. I was an arena host for them,
Blackhawks on my home team, and I you know, I
have a big saucepot for Toronto. I spent a lot
of time there and and you know, it's it's Canada's
national pastime, and it's gonna suck when you just can't
(34:36):
get anything going, and you're a Canadian hockey team. Well
they can get stuff going, they just can't well close
the deal, you see. Like I I don't know that
I have a B team in hockey. Like I'm a
Bruins fan, yeah, and just always have been. But if
I were to have to root for anybody else, it
would have to be in a completely different division, and
(34:57):
it would have to be like the original guys. Like
I would have to say, Okay, if the Bruins don't win,
I'd like to see Chicago win because I dig the
original six stuff, the Saint Louis Blues. I'd be like,
all right, that's fine. I suppose Winnipeg is cool to
see them back, the Jets, I don't know, Vancouver maybe
who else? Like who else would I care about? Calgary, Calgary,
(35:19):
them Ottawa Senators. That's what I mean, Like, it's not sexy.
Speaker 12 (35:23):
And I hate the Canadians just by default saying division
as the Bruins. It's always been the biggest rivalry. So
I've always hated. Let me, I've always hated the Montreal Canadians.
I know we have a Canadian audience. I don't want
you to think I hate you. I don't hate that team. Yeah,
so like seeing all of those other teams, did you
see the Brad Marshawn return.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, in Boston. Oh my god, dude, I'm not gonna
even pretend to tell you I didn't tear up on
that one. That dude was our guy.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
He was the associate captain forever, then the captain captain
for a long time, and then got traded off as
the captain to Florida. That was his first return back
to the Garden last night, and oh my god, dude, tears.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Well.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I have an Eddie Olzek penguin Jersey. He's the only
guy and I knew him when I was in Pittsburgh.
He's the only guy who's played for all three of
my teams. Right, we had him on a black Hawks
he's from Chicago. I think he still does play by play.
I think for Blackhawks, played for the Maple Leafs and
played for the Penns, and there aren't a lot of
guys like that that you know, kind of jump out
(36:26):
at me. And he went to Brother Rice, which is
a Catholic high school in Chicago, and I love those guys.
Chris Chellio's knew him from when I was in Detroit.
People associated him with the Blackhawks in Chicago, but everybody
in Detroit loves him.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Is a red wing d He's one of those guys
that's why, you you know what I mean, Like Brendan
Shanahan's another one. Like yeah, I shall always think of
him as a dude from Detroit. But he bounced around.
He was with Saint Louis. He played in Hartford for
a couple of years and that's where I got to
know him. The Whalers. The Whalers cry, give me a
Whaler's jersey there, worked for them and we got to
see it of games, which was awesome. So that's where like,
(37:02):
oh god, I was there for the his like seasons
there and everybody was booing the hell out of him
because he requested to be traded out him out of Hartford. Yeah,
and that was when he went back to Detroit, and
I mean he like his final game there, he scored
a hat trick and people loved him by the end.
It was just awesome, you know. Yeah, some great hockey
(37:24):
I've gotten. That's one thing, Like, I love Hockey's probably
my favorite sport. And I've gotten to see so much
great stuff live over the years because of where I
was geographically. I was an hour like where I grew
up in Springfield, Massachusetts, it was ninety minutes to Boston
and forty minutes to Hartford, right, so I could go
to games all the time, right, And I kind of
rooted for both the Whalers and Hartford because of where
(37:46):
it was, I mean the Whalers and the Bruins. That
you could go to a game, you could see the
you know, the Whalers play some BS team on a
Wednesday night for ten bucks, nobody cared. But then you
can go to Boston and see your favorite team play,
even the Whalers. It was just it was fantastic. Sure,
too many hockey memories to to keep track of all.
And I remember calling the cat An a hole when
(38:09):
I was a kid. I didn't know what a man.
The cat was fine, but my mom made me apologize
to the cat. You go apologize to that cat that
can't understand English.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
That's a teachable moment. I think that's what they call it.
What if the kid was just teachable something wrong with
the cat's a hole. He wasn't like, you're an a hole,
and he was just like, hey, mom, there's something wrong
with the cat's a hole. All cats do is flash
their a holes always. You were just pointing, look at mom.
You're like the little Dutch boy putting your finger in
the dyke. He didn't know what was up.
Speaker 12 (38:39):
There's a good video of a little kid doing that
to a dog. It just showed up on like my
my Out. It's it's like pointing. The dad's like no, no, no, no,
no no no. He just sinks his finger and everybody
just starts laughing.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah, poor dog.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Well, better a finger than the tongue when you're a
little kid. Oh what's that? It looks like a cheerio.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah, work that tongue.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Get that slime off, gross grossing.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Dare you, sir, Alan? There's a three year old girl
missing near Medina. Can you make an announcement. Have you
heard about that? I haven't seen like an amber, No,
I have anything like that.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
There is no I didn't get an Amber alert that.
Let me see. Oh it's right there. First thing on
my uh on my yeah, my town website thing or whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's actively searching for a missing three year old girl
last seen today around one eighteen, so not that long ago,
seventy six hundred block of Hunter Drive in La Fayette Township.
Wing white pajamas, yeah, with Mini mouse on them. Please
call nine one one immediately or contact the Medina Police
(39:46):
Department if you have any information. Well, that would why
there's no AMBER alert then, because there's no other information
as to where she, Like, they don't know if she
was taken or if she just wandered off or what.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
That's it's just they're looking for her. There's no other
information what they're looking for. Oh boy, I don't know
exactly where that is. That's not near me, but near
enough that Jesus.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, if you're out that way, you keep your eyes peeled.
I can't imagine that if she crossed your field of vision,
you'd miss her. Yeah, you're not going to see her pajamas.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh man all and I volunteer at a haunted house
and there's this young kid and his mom, A young
kid and his mom, and I scared him because I'm
working the haunted house. And he said, oh f and
the mom slapped him across the face as hard as
she could, and I had to ski her away dress
as a monster. I mean, listen, if you take your
(40:43):
kid to a haunted house and he hurls out an expletive,
I'd say, in context of that environment, let that one go,
of course. Yeah, And then you get back to the
car and you go, Now, we're not going to have
that in normal, every day life. But you got scared. Well,
especially if you use it in the proper context, that
(41:06):
was efing scary. Yeah, Okay, if you don't use it right,
then you'd be like, okay, kid, come on, if you're
gonna curse, at least you don't know what you're doing,
show some show some uh you know some some some
uh like you're like you know what you're doing, like
you've been here before. Yeah, Allen, I was around eight
years old and I told my mother that the rabbit
(41:26):
was being a bastard. I mean technically, she asked where
I learned that word, and I said, Grandma, Yeah, well
that's where I learned it from my grandma, Right, Grandma
a bunch of assholes? Yeah yeah, my grandma salty as well.
I'm gonna burp here.
Speaker 16 (41:45):
Hey Allen, Rob, I'm a little confused on your stance here.
Listening to the podcast for Monday, you're talking about House
of Pain and jump around and it being a good
thing with exercise and not sitting around and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
But on the other side of things, did you.
Speaker 16 (42:05):
Just switch your stands because you used to really enjoy
the song about sitting. Sitting is the opposite of standing.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I want to know what's up, well, but sitting is
the opposite of standing. Right, It's still good to jump up,
jump up, and get down. So they were trying to
if nothing else, House of Pain, as we were talking
about the other day, House of Pain is trying to
instill in people a love of exercise.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And if you, you know, can get yourself into a
giant crowd of everybody Poe going up and down at
the same time, all the better. It's unintended cardio. But
sitting is the opposite of standing. That's not even a
judgment that's just that's just correct, just fact. Yeah, that's
just fact.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
City is a wonderful game.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
This dude, by the way, just started the second season
of his show. Is a guy named Brian Alvarez, and
he's got a show called English Teacher over on FX.
It's very funny. But he went, you know, he was
spending a lot of time on TikTok and he would
do this thing where this filter on TikTok would make
his mouth look huge, and so he went crazy viral
with his sitting song with Brian Alvarez was doing. He
(43:24):
would this character TJ Mack I think is what he
called him, and he would do all kinds of videos
and just dicking around, right. A lot of it was
during COVID, but he was an actor and he was
trying to get shows made and he was always pitching
scripts and stuff and one of them, called English Teacher,
finally made it over to FX I think, and they
just kicked off the second season a couple of nights ago.
It's a very funny show. For people who haven't watched
(43:46):
English Teacher. Sean Patton is a very good comedian who's
one of the characters on that show. But they just
kicked off the second season the Speaking of comedians, Kyle
Kanaane is going to be in here tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Oh nice love.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Kyle Kanaane from Suburban We haven't had him on the
show in a long time, but he's doing tomorrow night, Friday,
and Saturday at Hilarities. And Kyle Kanan is a very
specifically funny type of dude. He's just a naturally funny dude.
So I'm excited to catch up with him. So if
you're a Kyle Kanaan fan, I know there are a
(44:20):
lot of you out there. He will be in here
tomorrow to catch up. Speaking of sitting, I was reading
an article on how they are trying to get the
concept of butt breathing appropriate for humans. There are a
lot of animals that already do this. Now there is
(44:42):
you know, we talk about the Nobel Prize, that's the
thing that Trump pretends he deserves, but the Ignobel Prize
the opposite of this. They give out to people in
the scientific community who aren't exactly like finding things that
might change life as we know it. They're much more
kind of steric things that they've discovered, but they are
(45:02):
scientific in nature nonetheless, And So the people who won
this Ignobel Prize in physiology were scientists to discover the
lot of tiny mammals breathe through their asses, and so
it's silly, yes, on the surface, but they're like, look,
(45:22):
this might have applications to humans whose respiratory systems are
not fully functional. Can we retrofit this? Can we develop
this as a medical treatment for humans butt breathing. So
that's a clickbait that brings you in. But then when
you start digging into now, my first thought is, well,
(45:46):
we've perfected the exhaling part of the butt breathing. So
it strikes me you only have fifty percent of the
work to do, that would be the inhaling. But they are,
these scientists who have been studying this and developing this
and other species, are like, well, we you know a
(46:06):
lot of this stuff came out of COVID, because obviously
during COVID there were all these ventilator shortages and there
were all these people with respiratory problems and blocked air
ways and whatever, and so it was really born out
of that necessity, being the mother of invention after all.
But wouldn't technically the exhaling part I understand that we've
(46:26):
already perfected that part, but you're not exhaling the air
you've just currently breathed. Well, this is what they're going
to have to figure out because you got I mean
that's old air. Yeah, right, Yeah, they're going to figure
all this out. And I have to imagine that if
they can develop this for humans, they're going to have
(46:47):
to rename it. They're going to have to call it something.
I think they already call it intestinal breathing, which you'd
have to breathe in through your ass. Yes, right, well no,
because it's tell us to get to the lungs. Well,
I think these animals might use gills and so, I
again I'm not quite sure. The technical term is entral
(47:10):
ventilation via anus EVA through. So they're studying an animal
called the loach, which is like a bottom dwelling fish,
and this is the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center. I
don't know if the implication is that they're going to
(47:31):
be trying to figure out how kids can do this,
but I would imagine that if you're looking for a
group to roll this out to be part of the test,
who better than kids? Kids love the fart, got the
exhaling part out. Let's call it what it is, the
inhaling part. I'll take one for science.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Remember, it was just a couple of days ago. I
was talking about one of our bureau cheeses. I think
it was Ocean City, Maryland. They sent me the thing,
and the Ocean City police were going to do some
study on impaired driving impairment from marijuana, and they just
could not believe how many people wanted to volunteer to
smoke pot. They were like, we were inundated. Couldn't see
(48:13):
that coming. Imagine if the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center
team down the road goes, we're gonna need volunteers to
test butt breathing. I'd be in in a second.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I mean, there are very few things that are worth
going to Cincinnati for, let's be frank, but this would
be one of them.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
Allen, Sorry, I'm not going to be on the show
for the next couple of months. Well, what's wrong? Do
you have a medical issue?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
No? I was accepted into the butt breathing study in Cincinnati. Yeah, Grandma,
what's going to be in that butt breathing study? A
bunch of Okay?
Speaker 15 (48:47):
The Allen car Show on one hundred points the words
radio and Ohio both in in i. Oh Io is
one of the moons of Jupiter. Have fun trying to
figure out whatever the that means io Io.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
It's the Allen Cock Show.
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And one hundred point seven w MMS.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
Our little boy is four years old. I'm quite little man.
Speaker 14 (49:33):
So we spell out the words.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
We don't hold him to understand why tea oh why
or maybe s U R A R s A.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
What's the words we're hiding from him?
Speaker 17 (49:56):
Now?
Speaker 15 (49:57):
Tear the heart rock up ug.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
We have to spell that word for little Joe like
m O T.
Speaker 18 (50:15):
H E R F K S s age.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Be comes breathing today. All he can spell.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
All that very good.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
He's a d ip s h I H d ip
is as have this guy in Turkey or something who
is getting divorced from his wife and he's got to
pay her a lot of money because she sued him.
(50:57):
As crazy as this country is, as you know, people
talk about tort reform and all these frivolous lawsuits and things,
you know, and the guy running the country as he's
not the king of anything other than frivolous lawsuits. But
there's certain stories when you read you go there's no
way this is In the United States. A guy in
(51:20):
Turkey was divorcing his wife, and his wife sued him.
She wanted financial compensation simply because he saved her number
in his phone as Chubby in his contact list. Whoops,
that was the name for his wife and his phone.
And you know a lot of people you have their
husband or wife or significant other. Sometimes they have him
(51:43):
in as their name. Sometimes they'll have him in as
you know, a term of endearment. Some people just have
you know, have them in as husband or wife. Do
you have your wife's name and your phone as her name?
I have him as first last name.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
She always gets pissed at me for that. Yeah, it's
her whole name. Yeah, it just says funny.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Five friends whose parents' names are in their phone, not
mom and dad, their names are in their phone, right,
that's what I have, Like, do you really what's your
mom's name?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Joanne? Diane? Diane?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, I should know that that's my ex wife's name. No,
my mom is in my phone as mom and But
I think it's funny if your parent was in there
under their name. Now, why is your mom and your
phone as Diane?
Speaker 12 (52:28):
I just I used to always have a thing with
every being everything being in order, you know what I mean,
like like in contact, like I wanted everything to just
be by the person's name, so like at work especially.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I think that's but if you had a So that
leads me to assume you don't have any other friends
named Diane.
Speaker 12 (52:46):
Last name, I'll just change the last time named Diane,
but different different spelling.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh really, yeah, Oh okay, yeah, so I'll I put
in wait, your wife's mom is the same as your
mom's name, yep, just spelled differently, has two ends in Diane,
her mother has one. That's crazy. That's not crazy, it's
you know, a very common common name in the late fifties. There,
So I guess.
Speaker 12 (53:08):
And I have my brothers saved you know, by his
by his name, not you know, just as you know,
like his first name around.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Well, I mean siblings, yeah, because you might have multiple,
you're not going to have like brother one brother too,
Like my siblings are all in by their name. My
mom is in his mom. My dad was in his
dad because I only had one of them, but my
dad was in his Yeah, my mom and dad were
in at one point in his mom and dad, and
then I changed it. Everybody's in by first last name,
and I and I do think that part of that
(53:36):
is because working in radio you get a lot of
people's radio names and stuff. So like I don't have
anybody here like as their real names in my phone.
Like you don't have anybody here by their real names?
Speaker 5 (53:50):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Like I put every well by their radio names.
Speaker 12 (53:53):
Like ever, every name that I have in my phone
is by someone's real name, So I have everything.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
In your phone.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
I see my iman as doctor Elgin Glimmering Pullport. That's
my legal name. Yes, I didn't think you wanted to
share that on the radio. I've mentioned it before. Alan Cox,
I was like, well, I really need a name that's
jazz just gonna yeah. I need something that you could
really see in lights. And I landed on Alan Cox. Okay,
real names, yep. I think if I know anybody else's
(54:24):
who else uses an air name here? Rover Charlie, He's yeah, Charlie, Mike.
That's the only guys on station. I mean, like my
I mean like, well, yeah, okay, you know so so
people will always sort of and I and honestly, I
have a lot of friends that have, you know, done
(54:46):
a lot of cool stuff in entertainment over the years,
and I have them saved in my phone as different
names than what their actual names are. Okay, so like
I'll know who it is, you know what I mean.
But like I always worried, even at a young age,
that like if if someone got my phone or got
into my phone, they'd be able to get all of
those contacts, you know what I mean. So I I
never wanted to be the one responsible for giving someone
(55:07):
your cell phone number for example, you know what I mean.
So I would I have everybody saved as different things
in my phone, and that's not hard to keep track of. No, No,
because there are people that I stay in touch with,
you know what I mean, Alan, what a coincidence. Rob's
mom is also Diane in my phone. Shut up, your
son of a bitch, up yours.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
It's not funny. It's my mom.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, Douci too. Yeah, okay, yeah, dick uh oh, it's funny.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
It was funny. Yeah, well done.
Speaker 9 (55:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Air names, I guess I because we work with the
radio people for so long, air names are are constant, right.
I don't know if it's such a thing anymore, but yeah,
certainly was back there and then the other stations and stuff.
There's people that you know, like our boss doesn't those
guys I use different names for them, like I don't
care as much about them, so they're just in there
(56:05):
as that. But right, well, anyway, this all came from
a guy in Turkey there who was divorcing his wife,
and she sued him for being in his phone as Chubby. Now,
you could make the case though that that if she
first of all, he figured she'd never see it, right,
And maybe he thought obviously he's going to know his
(56:26):
wife better than anybody else would conceivably that maybe he
thought that that was motivational. Now, I mean, that's a
dangerous line to walk. But it didn't say what he
was in her phone as, and that seems like that
would be vital information. Ooh, so scared chubby Wubby? Right, all,
(56:52):
my fiance's name is wait that kid, you right, My
fiance's name is my extra juicy Pomeranian. I am fuzzy
little man peach in hers. No, boy, I was gonna say,
somebody's working overtime. Uh okay. One of my best friends
(57:15):
is in my phone is dumbass, and one is drunken Jesus.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Drunken Jesus. Yeah, I don't know that I have. You know,
every once in a while, I'll go through my contacts
or I'll be looking for a particular person and I go, Jesus,
I still have this person in my contacts because people
all you know, Dustin from Georgia. He goes, who's the
most famous person in yours and Rob's contacts? And I'd
(57:45):
have to look. I don't know off the top of
my head. But it's crazy to me because I'm also
somebody who and I haven't done it in a long time,
because I think once I got down to like three
hundred and nineteen people, I was good, right, Yeah, my
Facebook friends, I got down to like three hundred and nineteen.
I'm almost never on Facebook. Every one of those people
is somebody who I actually know. I never I never
(58:06):
put listeners on my personal page. But I don't have
nicknames in my phone. That's an interesting question. Maybe one
or two the most famous person in your phone? That's
a really I guess I hadn't thought much about that.
Let me look Kanye Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Why are
(58:28):
they they're all in here.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
I could just call them right now, Rob, I'd say,
Barack Obama do a Yeah, Barack Obama probably your biggest celebrity.
I still have Stephen Hawking's number. I guess I should
probably delete that, shouldn't I that's not gonna.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
That's just how white folks will do you.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
That's right, mister president. Anyway, my ex's name is in
my phone. Allen as die Comma Anne die. Oh boy,
oh boy. Anyway, this guy, he's got to pay his
soon to be ex wife because she's They ruled that
(59:10):
she should be financially compensated for being saved for the
Turky tom Beck t m b K, which is the
Turkish word translating to chubby. And this all came out
in the disclosure during the divorce proceedings, and she said
that the nickname was degrading and that she should be
(59:34):
entitled to some of his income.
Speaker 5 (59:36):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
And so they found the husband at fault ordered him
to pay her again. Could you imagine if that happens
over here, if everybody who put there, You know, listen,
I've been in situations before, you know, just dating situations
where you know, you get on the wrong side of somebody,
and they might temporarily change your name in their phone.
I had one ex that did that. Dickhead would have
(01:00:00):
been happier with that, would have been happier with that.
And I'm like, well, I'm never gonna see that. If
you hadn't told me, I would never would have seen it.
You're not standing next to somebody when you're calling your
phone and seeing your name come.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Up or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
But this is a cautionary tale. You know, this guy
is leading the charge here unbeknownst to him people in Turkey.
You're a married guy, just put your wife's name in
your phone. Don't put any nonsense in there. Now that
this lady is going to get some money for it,
because you go it was a derogatory it was supposed
(01:00:39):
to be. You know, I'm sure there are some cultures
where chubby would be a compliment to be considered thick.
See my little thick a little yeah. I mean it's again,
that's certainly not one that I would pick for a
significant other. But different strokes man. People have maybe heard
(01:01:01):
stories or anecdotes or whatever of all of the fallout
from that huge Amazon Web Services outage. It affected a
lot of things. You drill down on that a little bit,
and it's a little scary because that shows you just
how fragile the Internet is, right, and we've put all
(01:01:21):
of our eggs into that basket man with respect to
global business and communication, and just how we're way too
far along to have some backup plan for when the
Internet goes down. And so the global Amazon Web Services outage,
you know, exposed a lot of vulnerabilities just day to
(01:01:42):
day life. You know. It's one thing if they're like
I can't get on Facebook. I'm sure there's a lot
of angry ants yesterday, but like hospital services and ATMs
and ring cameras and you know what I mean. The
story that I read that was the crash also caused
because if you've seen the phrase the Internet of things,
(01:02:06):
things that don't normally need to be connected to the web,
but are right for the purposes of convenience and for
the purposes of companies selling these as added features. Right, Oh,
you've got an Internet connected fridge. Yeah, I don't need that,
you know, my fridge has that option. Don't need it.
(01:02:26):
I'll open it to find out what I need. I
don't need it telling me what I'm low on, so
you have the option of connecting these or not a
lot of them, you don't have the option. That's just
how they're two thousand dollars smart beds by a company
called eight sleep. After the Amazon Web Services crash, it
caused these two thousand dollars smart beds to overheat and
(01:02:49):
get stuck in the upright position. These are adjustable beds,
and these are people who have spent a lot of
money on these beds, causing chaos in bedrooms across the
United States because they found that the smart beds now Again.
This is a good way to troubleshoot too. You know.
It's like when the companies hire hackers to find the
vulnerabilities in their code and they go, well, here you
(01:03:11):
get a you know, a white hat guy, and you go, well,
here's where your problem is gonna be. These companies are
learning where the problems are now, and they found out
that these smartbeds had no offline mode and so they
would just continue to heat up. Now again, I don't
know how popular these are. I'd never even heard of
this mattress before. But if you had one, smart beeds
(01:03:32):
and yeah, a smart bed, smart beds just really dumb users.
Really where we've gotten the beds overheated, some of them
stopped cooling all together, and a lot of people said
that their devices had become completely unresponsive.
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
I think of that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
God, what's the scene in Jackass where Johnny Knoxville is
dressed up as the old guy as Seymour or whatever
it is, and he goes into the bed store, remember that,
and it like he pretends like it's crushing him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's just what I think. Yeah, that's what I figure.
Or like when oj was in the hospital bed and
(01:04:08):
then naked gun, Yeah, he's getting folded in half. Couldn't
happen to a nicer guy, as it would turn out.
But uh so the company, now, everybody, every company that
was uh you know, selling a product had to really
be apologetic about it. Oh, working hard to get back online.
You know, some things are more important than others. You know,
(01:04:30):
if you're working at a CVS and the outage means
that the pharmacy is offline, there's going to be a
lot of people who are going to be impacted by that.
I was telling you about it yesterday.
Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
We went I went for that appointment, and they're not
a critical medical facility. Yeah, but they were completely offline.
She's like, I have like eight hundred emails I have
to get. I'm like, yeah, it's crazy. Well, imagine the
ones that are well.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
And not only that, it's not like when they do
come online everything's fine again, because then everybody has to
So then everybody has to spend the next couple of
days catching up from all of the stuff that they lost.
But uh, you spend two thousand dollars on a smart
bed and then it goes up. Oh my bed's offline. Yeah,
(01:05:16):
so it's now on fire.
Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Listen, we were talking about those Coler poop cameras yesterday, right,
those six hundred dollars cameras. What if those go online?
I don't know what my poop is doing now it
stopped analyzing my data, you know what.
Speaker 12 (01:05:29):
I was wondering, Like, I wonder if there's a cheaper option,
Like can you just use your Like, is there an
app in your phone you can use and just take
a picture of it when you're done with it and
have it do the same thing. Yeah, I mean I
take pictures every one I do anyway, so I may
as well upload it to a site somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Uh huh, I've already downloaded it into my toilet balls.
I'm up seen, friends, I may as well do something
with it. This is where we are in twenty twenty five.
People are sending their turns to the cloud.
Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
It's for health reasons.
Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Alan.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
When my ex calls my phone, it plays the Imperial March.
That's exactly what I had for my ex wife. Yeah,
I'm not joking when she calls, it's been in there
for so long. I mean, she hated my guts for
a long time. Like we finally kind of got over
(01:06:22):
that hume. She got remarried and you know, some years
ago and and and got redivorced and all that. But
you know, because our kids are little when we split,
so it was like understandable that she her head would
explode the mere thought of me. I just ever changed it.
I should because we do. We were very cordial and
this point now it's just funny, yes, and now it's
just your kids are in their early twenties, like you know.
(01:06:43):
But yeah, boy, that's no joke. You made it through
the hard part, yes, and it was a hard boy.
God damn, Alan, I have an X so I named
just why, because screw that psycho. I am fascinated by
the people who still have those people in their phone.
You know, people are like, oh, that's I still have
(01:07:04):
my X on my phone?
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Why? Why?
Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Well? No, why?
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Like I listen, I'm not a rearview mirror a guy.
When we're done, we are done, You're out of my phone.
We're done. But a lot of people are not like that.
You know, that's like, wow, we're still kind of friendly,
are you though? Because all you ever do is talk
shrimp about them.
Speaker 12 (01:07:25):
That's something I really should do. I just went I
have nine hundred and fifty nine contacts on my phone.
But it's because I know the phones over the years,
I've just had people's numbers. How do I go through
now and edit that and get rid of people?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
How to do it? One in a time?
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Tell how many people? Oh you know, how many contacts?
I have my phone? One hundred and thirty seven? Really,
and I bet I could get rid of a quarter
of those. Yeah, I just have I have, Like I
can tell you right here. The first one that I
see is this guy named it just says Bob. It
was a dude that I worked with thirty years ago.
I have not talked to since I don't. I have
(01:07:58):
the what I think is the old WMMS hotline in here.
I wonder if it'll ring in here. I wonder if
it's the same me. Open it up and I'll tell you. Yeah,
I don't know if the number. I would see it
ring over here right one of.
Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
These lines you would.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, So I think it's the old WMMS hot line.
So guess what I can get rid of that it
did doesn't even operate anymore. Yeah, I've got uh now,
I'm down to one hundred and thirty six. Rob Abby
was a record rep that I worked with twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Like, why do I have? But how do I go through?
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I'd have to multiple can I can you do a
mass delete? Well, I don't know about that. I mean
with nine hundred, I mean again, it wouldn't take me
long to go through. I got one hundred and thirty
six people. Billy Affordable Glass. It was the guy that
changed my windshield in Rhode Island, right Like I have
my my former in law's house phone number in here
(01:08:49):
right now. I was very useful when my kids were younger,
when I had more frequent contact with them.
Speaker 12 (01:08:54):
Don't need it now. It was already laying there's one
I'm him in here. That's uh, that's famous and a
number I probably don't need. There you go, hes still alive?
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
He is?
Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah, yep, I've got Ron Jeremy in my phone. Is
he still alive?
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
I want? That's a bad one, Hedgehog.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Yeah, after all that stuff, I wouldn't admit that I
hired him, but is he still alive? I had him
do a cameo during COVID for the guys in my
fantasy football league.
Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Yep.
Speaker 12 (01:09:23):
And like not even a month later when all that
stuff came out about him and he went to prison,
and I was like oops because I had like literally
just gotten it back and sent and I was so
proud and it's like it and then I was like, well,
you know what if you honestly have something to say
to me about what some scumbag porn star guy did, like,
screw yourself. I thought it was funny guy with a
humongous hammer leaving a message for a bunch of idiots
(01:09:44):
in a fantasy football league.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, yeah, I got a lot of people. Got Lewis Black,
Joe Coy, Lewis Blacks.
Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
That's a big one. He could he could be towards
the top I bag. But but we all know Joe bonamassa, Hey,
that's got to count for something.
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Dicky Barrett is in my phone? Who else?
Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
See?
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Anyway, I'm gonna go through those and I I one
hundred and thirty six now, which you can delete. I
could get it down. I swear I could get down
to fifty. I could get down to fifty. I found it,
biggest one. I've got what's up? Alan Cox?
Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
Shut up?
Speaker 15 (01:10:19):
Rob the Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven MS,
call the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Thanks for turning me on and then allowing me to
spend this time with I hope I can turn you.
Speaker 9 (01:10:38):
One two one six five seven eight one double oh
seven or one eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Three five to send me a text. CALVS play tonight,
opening the season in New York the Garden against the Knicks.
Seven o'clock start, so six thirty pre game begins here
on MS. The home opener against the Milwaukee Bucks Sunday
Night with the Rocket Arena. Everybody telling me from yesterday
why Andrew WK doesn't need money because he's married to
(01:11:13):
Kat Dennings. Yeah, but is she like rich rich That
was my question. I'm like, well, it's not like she's
a billionaire or anything. I mean, I'm sure they're just fine.
I don't think they have kids. That's the best way
to keep your mind. She's got some of that syndication money.
But yeah, she can't be like just craping hundreds. Eric
out in sarvar Pa.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Party hard is used in arenas all over the country,
so I'm clearly getting money from that. You know, when
the Penguins score a goal, they play party hard. Probably
a lot of Yeah, a lot of teams use party hard,
So yeah, I get money for that. That's a good song. Ps.
Eric says, I listened to the show and they're running
(01:11:52):
an anti trafficking spot with Mario Lopez. Yes, he sounds
way too excited to talking about human trafficking. Yeah, but
don't they I heard it too, I said, I thought
it was so funny. Well, because it's it's set up like,
hey Mario full time, but he starts with like this
big delivery. Hey it's Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
If you're worried about being sexually trafficked and shoved into
shipping containers, maybe you'd want.
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
It's like, what do you whoa whoa whoa? Well, because
when I post our show every night to our Facebook page,
I will go back make sure it's there, make sure
that the show begins where it's supposed to begin. And
so the pre roll ad was Mario Lopez.
Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Hey, what's up? It's Mario Lopez. Back to school.
Speaker 19 (01:12:35):
It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,
and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers
can exploit.
Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
All right, hey, guys, I thought he was good. I'd
never heard that until Eric out in Sarbar turned me
onto it. I'm not sitting to the dumb ads right
that I don't get any money from on my own show.
Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
But also, I mean, listen, that's his whole thing, right everybody.
But yeah, but don't start that excited. Hey, back to
school time is a great time. That's them say it.
It's it's technically the spot is for DHS Department of
Hallline and Security. I thought that it was an ad
for coals. Yes, hey, pencil cases. You know, don't spend
(01:13:19):
all that money on sneakers elsewhere when you can get
two pairs from yep, s talk about in coals cash.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Not. Hey, make sure your kid doesn't end up in
a shipping container right in Belarus. Oh my god, Yeah
I heard that too. Man, that's funny as hell.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Hey, what's up? It's my Lopez. Back to school.
Speaker 19 (01:13:37):
It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,
and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers
can exploit.
Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Human trafficking doesn't always look like what you expect. Everyday
moments can become opportunities for someone with bad intentions. Learn
the signs and how to report at DHS dot gov
slash blue campaign.
Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Wow, you think that you had like a casey case
and break in the middle of that, like and then
they had to edit it together, and he's.
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Like, hey, this Mario Lopez and back.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
To school can be a time where it's difficult to
get back to your normal Holy Jesus, who the hell
snuck this in between my Chipotle ads? I gotta do
a goddamn death dedication.
Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
You want me talking about to.
Speaker 17 (01:14:21):
Be a strange dedication request, But I'm quite sincere and
it'll need a lot if you play it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Recently, there was a death in our family.
Speaker 17 (01:14:29):
He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was
most certainly a part of let's come start again from
coming out of the record. Play the record, okay, please
see when you come out of those up temple goddamn numbers. Man,
it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you got
(01:14:49):
to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this
to me all the time. I don't know what the
hell they do it for, but goddamn it, if we
can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
He's down on the phone.
Speaker 17 (01:14:59):
Okay, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out
of a record that isn't a thing up tempo record.
Every time I do a goddamn depth dedication.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Maybe Mario Lopez was coming out of an up tempo
goddamn number and he didn't want to In his slight defense,
that would be a tough vibe to modulate, because you
don't want to start out going, Hey guys, it's Mario Lopez.
Let's talk about human trafficking. So it's a weird I
don't know, man, change and vibe, but you know, I
(01:15:28):
think that's the only way you can approach that. If
I got asked to do that tomorrow in a serious tone.
I wouldn't go on and be like, hey, what's up, everybody,
Let me tell you all about my friends at the
Department of Homeland Security. Man, these guys know what to
look for when human trafficking is going on.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Yeah, look up, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Dude, you just start with, like, hey, look, here's something
uncomfortable nobody wants to talk about.
Speaker 12 (01:15:51):
Right, here's something to look out for. Blah blah blah
blah blah, and just talk thing. Sit there and be
Johnny Puke DJ and talk about that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
What's up.
Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
It's Mario Lopez back to school.
Speaker 19 (01:16:02):
It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,
and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers
can't exploit it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Yeah, he does. He literally starts way up here and
then just slowly fades down. Guys, Maybe that you know
he was bro hugging Andrew Tait in a UFC fight
last March. Maybe this is his penance for the whole outcry. Right,
Andrew Tate's a convicted sex trafficker, and you know, Mario
Lopez couldn't have been happier to see him.
Speaker 12 (01:16:29):
But again, that's where you like, you just gotta be like, hey, guys,
it's Mario and look. I was on a show called
Saved by the Bell, and I couldn't imagine if something
happened to any one of those high school classmates I had.
Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Done.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Hey guys, maybe you saw me with one hand down
Andrew Tate's pants. Listen. I can't tell you sex traffickers
are not my friends. Of course, our president loves guys
like that. Those are his peers. But I don't know
if a slater was trying to get blown up. Of
course he's MAGA adjacent to so I doubt they had
to twist his arm to do dhs ads. But I
(01:17:07):
hadn't heard that until Eric emailed me and he's like, yeah,
what's up with the uh? By the way, I'm being
told over the text that they found that little girl
in the Dina.
Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Oh they did.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
They put out an amber alert a little earlier, and
I kind of repeated the details. But she has been
found safe. Yeah, I just got that to him. Yeah,
girl from a Dinah located also a lot of people.
Last segment, we were talking about having people in your
phone that you never talked to anymore. And if you
went through and kind of scrubbed your contact and a
(01:17:38):
lot of people were writing me and going, I keep
x's and stuff in my phone so I know the number.
So if they call, I don't pick up. And I'm like,
but I don't pick up anyone's calls. So why wouldn't
you let it go to voicemail? Why would they be
in your you scrub them from your phone? Listen, you
do you? I'm just I never understood the whole, like
keeping x's in the phone I got. I got a
(01:17:58):
hundred xces, not one of them is in my phone.
And if if somebody happened to call me and I
didn't recognize the number, I'm not picking up anyway, so
they would leave you a voicemail and then you would
know it was them. You wouldn't be somebody said, I
call my ex. I have my girlfriend slash baby Mama
saved in my phone as jumper cables because she's always
(01:18:21):
starting shrimp.
Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
I don't know if that's your joke, but if it is,
that's good. I met Melissa when I was twenty three,
so I didn't have a lot of x is saved
in my phone. You know what I mean, Like, there
was a lot of girls that I saw and dated
and hear in the other so they're probably quite a
few in here, but I don't, like, I never really
had that. It was just a different time. Oh and
I didn't have cell phones in coll We didn't have
(01:18:46):
cell phones in Yeah, that's right. So I was like,
but I mean, I don't have explicit beeps. Yeah that
Mountain dew beeper. I I in the years in cell phones,
I don't have a single X. I mean, obviously my
ex wife's in there because she's the mom and my kids.
But I know people were like, well, because really, if
(01:19:09):
it's somebody with whom obviously you got a kid with
them or something, and you know, but the whole like, well,
I want to know if they call, so I know
it's them, you wouldn't pick it up anyway. I didn't,
And I also somebody said that way, if they call,
I can remember not to answer.
Speaker 12 (01:19:22):
But what But I also never really had a breakup
end in such a way that if I ever heard
from that person again, it would be terrible. All mine
were that I never had that. One of my exes
that I was with the longest. We're still friendly, like
we still communicate and you know you gets your kid.
Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
No, no, no, this was a different one. And I
told you the only Fans girl.
Speaker 12 (01:19:42):
I never dated. It was just someone I dug. We
went out a couple of times, but it was never
like we dated dated, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
And from what I've seen of late, I'm very happy
I did not purchase said OnlyFans account. Oh really yeah, okay, yeah,
ross eyes a forty two.
Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
Long and well I would go even larger.
Speaker 17 (01:20:04):
It was more.
Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I saw a photo of her on her Facebook page.
She was doing some gardening and she was wearing I see.
Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Saw what I needed to see to clear my curiosity.
She was gardening and there were too many bushes. There
was There was a lot of bushes and very very
long objects in the way of the bushes. I see understood. Yeah, yes, uh,
that person who texted me is a cop out in
Madinah County.
Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
No, it said check your doorbell footage if you were
out that way because it's a it's believed that she
walked off around one o'clock. That's scary man, three year
old all of a sudden just not there. Yeah, but
at least now. I mean, there really are trade offs
for us voluntarily sleep walking into a surveillance culture, for sure.
This is one of those situations where it's very helpful
(01:20:56):
to have a lot of those cameras.
Speaker 12 (01:21:00):
I just can't imagine how scary they must be for
those poor parents. Jesus, Yeah, of course, Oh a three
year old. You're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
One second you're watching Sesame Street and fine, and the
next second not there.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Oh christ.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
All do you guys have people in your phone who
have passed away? I have family members. I can't delete them.
Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Yep, I have some.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I don't know if my dad is still in my phone. See,
I don't need my phone to talk to my dad
though here this.
Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
Is your further speaking from new lecture.
Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
I can talk to my dad that way. Oh I
do have my dad in my phone still. No, I
don't think I have other dead people.
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Well I do.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I mean, I'm just going right now, and I've typed
in names that they're all in here. Yeah, I guess
I have two or three dead people in my phone.
My best friend Tony. I couldn't bring myself to delete,
but that's probably one that I should. And again, why
I understand saving voicemails.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Right, guy that I.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Worked with died of cancer like three years ago, very
very close with him. Yeah, I still haven't deleted him
have a voicemail from him? Again, I don't know. I
guess I should just do that. It doesn't make sense
not to. Yeah, Alan, what would that Mario Lopez ad
sound like in the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 20 (01:22:16):
Yes, Hey, everybody, it's slippy Denvers.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
It's back to school time. Make sure you have bookstraps
are lined up, but look out for human traffickers. Look
out for anyone who walks up behind you and offers
you a penny candy. Do you see that man dressed
up as a hobo over there?
Speaker 20 (01:22:36):
He might be a human trafficker. He might what be
called a homo sexual back then, Oh, hobo sexual right
back then?
Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
That we don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Someone tries to steal your books or asks if they
can shine the buckles on your school shoes. Tell them
I'm off to school.
Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
I don't want to go in the back of your van,
your ice box in my vehicle.
Speaker 20 (01:23:08):
That milk truck doesn't look like it could fit someone
of mine.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
What do you mean you want to fold me up
and put me in a So it might sound like
that hobo sexual mom might sound like that. Well those
old PSA's right. I used to blame a lot when
pound Cake was on. But it's funny those old timy
like you know, they're sick in the mind and they
want to know where you are. You never know when
(01:23:33):
the homosexual is about. That was my favorite, combining it
with a hobo. That's what made it for me. Hobo
sexual sexual is.
Speaker 8 (01:23:40):
Yeah, homosexual.
Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
It's no longer hide in shadows giving secret signals of recognition.
Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
To each other, secret signals. Look out for the secret
gay signals, the bat signal. Yeah, it's probably just the
index finger through the hole. Oh gesture, Oh yeah, you
want to go on a skiing trip.
Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
But Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick.
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
A sickness that was not.
Speaker 15 (01:24:07):
Visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious.
Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
A sickness of the mind.
Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
You see, Ralph was a homosexual.
Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Oh you see, Ralph was a homosexual. He'd probably be
the first gay person named Ralph. But yeah, right, Alan
of Ocean Accuracy Andrew Tait has yet to be convicted
of sex trafficking Okay, Yes, nobody's on the fence about
that guy. You are correct as legally you are correct,
(01:24:39):
right listen, and nobody's unsure as to where his intentions are. Alan,
I'm seventy, I've had quite a few dead people in
my phone. Well yeah, and the older you get, the
more dead friends you have. But I mean, you know,
over the past ten years, I mean literally, the people
(01:25:02):
I was closest to in my life all died one
by one. So it's like, I'm not going to take
them out. But I was closer to them than anybody
I still have living. So I don't know what you
do with that. A plane crash. Somebody sent me this
(01:25:23):
one of our bureau chiefs out in California. An old
guy is flying a plane. I guess we just let
anybody get behind the controls of a plane now. Anyway,
he hits a woman on the ground. I don't know
how you get hit on the ground by a plane.
You can hear it coming. This was in a park,
(01:25:43):
an emergency landing on a soccer field in Long Beach.
In the aircraft came down. Everybody's okay, I guess, I mean,
a couple of people are hurt, but They're like a
lady was walking her dog and got hit.
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
I'm like, how that sucks you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Maybe she was old too and couldn't get out of
the way once it hit. The woman's in her forties,
I mean tilt an elderly man who had to be
extricated from the aircraft. We are following breaking news a
small plane has crashed in Long Beach. Gill lavis in
Skypine with all those details.
Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
Gil, Lauren and John.
Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
We just arrived here. This is on off of Carson Street.
Now we understand this is a autie pie with in
the sky. See this what looks like an experimental aircraft
that came down on this ball field. We're waiting word
from Long Beach Fire and the Long Beach Experimental. An
old man in an experimental aircraft. I know all the
(01:26:39):
air traffic controllers are like, you know, on leave because
of the government shutdown. But Jesus, I just don't know
how you get hit by a plane when you're on
the ground. Well, because you're not expecting a plane.
Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Yeah maybe not.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
The old guy's up there flying an experimental flying machine.
Who knows if it's making any noise? I guess, so
comes in hot takes her around. Yeah, here's e.
Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
I can't stop this thing, Jane, get me off.
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
This crazy thing. Nice contemporary reference for you kids, and
let me please.
Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
I crashed my flying machine.
Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
A woman in her forties have been walking her dog
in a popular park when she was struck.
Speaker 20 (01:27:27):
That blows.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
They both suffered moderate injuries, transported to a local hospital.
The old man had to be cut from the plane.
But yet, like I was in La the last time,
I think, the last time is ten years ago, twenty fifteen,
when Harrison Ford crashed again. Yeah, you know, he's a pilot.
He crashed a pen Maar golf course which is in Venice,
(01:27:50):
and I was in I was twenty minutes away. I
was in Santa Monica. I'm just killing time walking around
Century City, and it was on there was a TV.
I haven't drink at this bar, and there's a thing
Harrison Ford crashed at Penmark golf Course. I'm like, that's
twenty minutes away. And I know this was pre uber
I think, and I was like, oh God, I wonder
if I could. I'm not gonna get a cab in
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Santa Monica in the middle of the day.
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Oh he should have went down.
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
I know I wanted to because I'm just sitting there
watching the coverage. I'm like, Oh, that's so close. Harrison
Ford couldn't stop crashing. Hey, he just did it again
pretty recently, didn't he did he? I don't know, I
think so. I think it was like I thought twenty
fifteen was the last one. No, I don't see that
he had crashed before that. I think we had one
since I've been on the show. Okay, Harrison helicopter crash
(01:28:36):
in ninety nine, a runway overshoot in two thousand, the
golf course in twenty fifteen. Okay, the taxiway in twenty seventeen,
and a runway crossing mistake in twenty twenty. So he's
had two since that. He remains an active flyer and
has expressed remorse for his mistakes.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Get off my plane.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
I mean, if there was any civilian doing that, they
would probably rescind their flying license.
Speaker 12 (01:29:02):
It's Hans Solo. How do you take away Han Solo's
freaking flying because he keeps crashing the planes?
Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Does this matter?
Speaker 12 (01:29:08):
He's Han Solo man and tobacco with him. Yeah, it's
the president. Yeah, he can't kick out of his plane
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Mister Ford. No matter how we want to let you know,
no matter how many times you fall out of the sky,
we're not going to do anything about it. You'll be
taken to a nearby hospital. And I received treatment, Thank
you very much. What about that woman I hit? He
was flying like a like a military plane the last time,
and the one he put down on the golf course
that was like as a trainer, yeah, but I was like,
(01:29:42):
it was the middle of the day and breaking news.
Harrison Ford his crash landed in Penmark golf court. I'm like,
oh my god, it's right there. He took off from
Santa Monica Airport. I'm in Santa Maga. It takes off
from that airport. So he wasn't in the air that long.
He literally got to where he wouldn't like immediately follow
this guy and I. He got up in the air
(01:30:03):
and then had to put it down in Venice, Like,
oh my gosh. Yes, So we did it recently.
Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
So while they were filming when was this February tenth,
twenty twenty five, Helen Mirren saw Harrison Ford's plane crash
trauma firsthand while filming a scene for nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Oh Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Oh yeah, they're in that Yellowstone spin off prequel.
Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
Whatever please, I crashed my flying machine.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
The Allen Cock Show.
Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
On one hundred points of best woay to resist the machines.
Speaker 14 (01:30:50):
Dumb down your smartphone by listening to this crap.
Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
He won't even remember how to tell time.
Speaker 14 (01:30:57):
The Ellen Cock Show on one boy seven WMMS suckers none.
Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
It talks, but it can't touch my three lock box.
Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
By the way, congrats to Leslie Martin check. I'm probably
slaughtering her name. She's out there in Columbia station. Got
those tickets for Night Ranger, and I will have more
tickets for you tomorrow and Friday if you dig those guys.
They're playing end of November at MGM Northfield Park. I
was probably ten or eleven years old nineteen eighty three,
(01:31:43):
so I was probably eleven. I saw this tour. I
saw Sammy Hagar on the three lock Box Tour. A
friend's older brother took me and my friends. Wow, and
Night Ranger opened. This was at the UIC pavilion. This
is University of Illinois, chakag Go. UIC Pavilion was Sammy
Hagar Night Ranger, And I was reading about a guy
(01:32:09):
who got arrested for impersonating Sammy Hagar. Now I'm gonna
show you a picture. If you're watching the live stream,
this is a guy who walked around telling everybody I
am Sammy Hagar. And there's nothing you can say that
it's going to convince anyone otherwise. This is Mount Vernon, Illinois.
This is deep southern Illinois. You're probably ninety minutes. You're equidistant.
(01:32:32):
If you want to go to Paduca, Kentucky or Saint Louis,
you got a little over an hour to get there.
And he was taking into custody after impersonating Sammy Hagar
at several area businesses, including bars, banks, and the local
vape shop. A guy named Ronnie Putnam. Now that guy
looks like a Ronnie Puttnam. You couldn't pick a better
(01:32:54):
name to match that man. Nope, And he entered multiple
establishments there in the greater Mount Vernon metropolitan area, claiming
to be the real Red Rocker and try to open
multiple accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises LLC.
Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Oh that's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
One location said that he even performed a brief a
cappella version of I Can't Drive fifty five in an
effort to prove that he was, in fact the Red Rock.
Could you imagine if that worked. If you're the bank
guy and you're like, oh, I mean, that sounds way
too much like Sammy Hagar to not be Sammy Hagar.
I know, the cameras must add seventy five pounds to
(01:33:35):
Sammy Hagar because he looks bigger in person. Well not
only that, but you could be forgiven for going. You
know what, I haven't seen Sammy Hagar in a minute.
I mean, Sammy's like what eighty now or something, or
seventy one or you know, so Samy still looks pretty good.
But you know, this guy could pass for seventy. It's
fifty eight Ronnie Putnam. And he told the establishments. He
(01:33:57):
told one bank he was on tour but he needed
to cash a royalty check. And the bank teller said
he was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of Margarita Mix,
So I thought it was actually him. This is a
real story. Who's gonna go When he smelled like Margarita Mix,
that means you know a lot about Sammy Hagar. If
(01:34:19):
you know that much does make sense. This is a
fake story. Anyway, bottle of in his hand. It says
he was arrested after presenting a homemade I D Card
that said Sammy Hagar Rock God. I feel this feels
made up? This feels doesn't it made up? A bank
teller is gonna knows enough about Sammy Hagar to go.
(01:34:40):
Miley was wearing red sunglasses and he smelled like Margarita mix.
That's a deep dive. You know that much about Samy Hagar,
but you don't know this guy in him. I mean, yeah,
there's no confusing those Even if you hadn't seen Sammy
Hagar in the last five years, ten years, you're not
gonna go. Well, you let himself go. Look at that
shee sam really put on some way, didn't he. How's
(01:35:01):
he still on the road with those bands? It's really fat? Now, Yeah,
here's real Sammy Hagar. There's Sammy Hagar right, still looks
pretty good. Sammy's not doing diabetes commercial. There's Ronnie Putnam. Anyway,
they said there were no accounts open. Nobody took the bait, so,
as far as we know, every place he went to
pointed and laughed at him, and the Mount Vernon cops
(01:35:25):
finally showed up and arrested fifty eight year old Ronnie
Putnam for pretending to be Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 12 (01:35:34):
Just picture of him, man, yes, such like that second
neck is so much third neck he's all neck.
Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Yeah yeah, Ah.
Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
The great state of Illinois. You know, we're watching that
dramatization of the John Wayne Gacy thing over there on
Peacock And I don't know when it happened, but at
some point, maybe there was a national thing to make
all of the state abbreviations to letters. But Illinois used
to be abbreviated ILL. It's on my driver's license when
(01:36:04):
I turned twenty one and had to get a new license,
it says Chicago ILL. At some point ILLL became IL.
But in this gaycy show, they're still showing pictures of
things to say ILL. That was suburban Chicago. We were fortunate,
John Waite, were you really a aass period?
Speaker 15 (01:36:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:36:21):
Everything. My license had that on it, all of our cars.
And if you can still so, Massachusetts has this thing
with it because used to be the old green plates.
The license plates were green, and if you have one
and it's still legible, you can use it. It's like grandfather.
It's the only plate you can hold on too, so
people are like everybody tries to buy them all the
time from the registry and things like that. But it
(01:36:42):
still says MASS on the top of it, m ASS
and that's it. It's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Reminds me of a classic, a modern classic comedy stand
up bit from Gary Goleman about the abbreviations for states.
Gary Goleman's one of my favorite comics. He's much more
popular than he used to be, but he's still, to
my mind, always been in the cusp of being huge,
Like he's not as big as he should be. Gary
(01:37:09):
Goleman should be a global superstar for his erudite and
funny as the guy is, but he does this big
hung from years ago on how they developed the two
letter abbreviations for states, and it's just dynamite. But anyway,
I was just watching this thing. I'm like, when did
ILLL become IL? Because it's on my old I'm sure
(01:37:30):
I've posted my driver's license from when I was twenty
one for like a throwback Thursday or something like that,
and he still says ill TBT. Everybody, what's that TBT
Throwback Thursday? Yeah, hashtag? Well, you know it's fun. I
don't have a lot of old photos of myself, and
it gives people something to poke at me about, right,
(01:37:50):
makes them feel better about themselves if they can look
at me from twenty years ago when I was a friggin'
piece and go ooh, make him feel good about themselves. Alan,
how is your mom's boyfriend listed in your phone? You
(01:38:14):
know what, I'm not gonna let you aggravated. Alan was
here yesterday and it really burned me out. It wore
me out. I'm not gonna do it again today. Not
gonna do that, Not gonna let you get the better
of me. I assume it would just be FBSD right,
future black step dad, Yeah, Rob, I'm just sure.
Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
And if Mel thinks so, and in the interest of time,
you would shorten it and abbreviate. I'm just thinking, like, sorry,
I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. You've got now you've
gone it. You've got Mel all worked up. I'm sorry, Alan.
(01:39:09):
Hobo sexual is a thing. It's a person who has
sex with somebody who said they can have a place
to stay. I had one, and boy, it wasn't a
bad idea. Boy, that is a very spit. That's an
arrangement that you, Hey, I'll have sex with you if
I can crash on the couch.
Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
Jesus, that really depends on you really got there.
Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Yeah, you might really want to go out and make
some friends. Hmm. I'll let you band me over the
couch if you let me sleep on it afterwards, heikes Alan,
Maybe the lady in the park is wearing earbuds, dumb ass.
That's a great point. I hadn't thought about that. Everybody
was like, because I said, how would you get hit
(01:39:48):
by a plane if you're on the groundwalk and your dog.
Somebody else said, once that engine, quitch, you can't hear
anything that I mean, that's yeah, that's a great point too,
Eric and Penhill's with the speed and the Upler effect,
you probably couldn't hear a small plane landing bike do well, No,
But I take their point. Those are all those are
all those are all physics answers that make sense to me.
(01:40:10):
Go outside nerd well, because like when I run, I
don't wear air pods because if there's a car, car,
you know what I mean. Like if I'm riding a bike,
I ride on the left side of the road. I
want to see the car coming. I don't want it
coming up behind me. I know you're supposed to ride
on the right. I ride on the left because I
want to see the cars coming. You never know when
some guy's not paying attention and he's on his phone.
(01:40:32):
It's like when I'm mowing the lawn and I'm because
I'm on the main road. When I'm mowing the lawn.
If there's cars coming, I don't do anything. I stand there.
I wait for him to pass. Last thing I need
is have my back to a car and a guy's
like on his phone, not paying attention and he plows
into me. And I'm mowing the lawn. When I'm mowing
the lawn, I have my AirPods in, But like if
(01:40:53):
I'm running or something, I want to be aware of
what's around me. But I understand a lot of people
don't do that. Some people are walking around with God
DMDJ headphones on and people getting stabbed two feet from him.
You just want to hate that run even more. Why
listen to something good and exciting and make.
Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Make it less bad.
Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Indiana Jones and the Cessna of Doom. Somebody said, Alan,
He's exactly like Indiana Jones. Fly Yes Land No, all
of our Canadian bureau chiefs who are excited to watch
our Blue Jays play robins in Toronto. O Leg is
in London, Ontario. Ray is out in Vancouver. Steve listens
(01:41:33):
in Kuratuck, North Carolina. Days up in Fondlac, Wisconsin. Louis
is in Newark, New Jersey. You leave messages to.
Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
My favorite part of that Mario Lopez commercial is when
he goes high pitched.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
He goes, well, that's what I'm saying. It's such a
vibe shift in this commercial. Do you think it's going
to be about Cole's back to school? He's like, let's
talk about sex trafficking.
Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Whoa up?
Speaker 19 (01:42:00):
It's mar Lopez back to school. It's an exciting time,
but it can also be.
Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Your kid also might get taken off the street.
Speaker 21 (01:42:09):
Yeah, hey, what's up guys? Alan you saying the real
red Rockers just instantly put I'll go to a real
wagon in my head, alright.
Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Fred Willard, Oh, Fred Willard, he was on the show
years ago. One of the remember waiting for Guffman, who
you know?
Speaker 8 (01:42:35):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
That was from a Mighty Wind where Fred Willard's got
like the blonde tips. He's the promoter what he was
like a child star.
Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
Wa hoppen?
Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
I got a real red wagon. I forgot all about
that love that movie.
Speaker 9 (01:42:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Fred Willard was on the show years ago. I already
had our friend Tom Papa in here and Fred Willard
was in town. And somebody hits me up and goes,
you want Fred? I said, absolutely, So I had Tom
Papa and Fred Willard on the show at the same time.
They had never met. I had never met Fred Willard. Oh,
it was dynamite. One of the best days ever on
this show.
Speaker 7 (01:43:10):
Quick plug.
Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Mike Lafontaine, owner and founder of High Class Management, who
Comic's constant companion. Let's start right out, Hey, what happened?
Speaker 7 (01:43:23):
As you know, back in nineteen.
Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Seven, I start on a series called what Happened? And
every time something can go wrong, I would look at
the camera and say.
Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Hey, what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
We had a lot of fun with that and a
lot of other catchphrases.
Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
I got a real red wagon and uh, I can't
do my work. And I believe I was the first
one to use a phrase. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Fred Willard, the pride of Shaker Heights, Ohio, by the way,
really yeah, Oh I didn't know that. Oh yeah, local
boy like Martin Mall also from here. The next scene
is when they cut the Variety magazine wah hopin dumped
due to total lack of interest. Wah hoppen.
Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
I love.
Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
It's a good grab, the way it starts in the beginning,
the way he kind of starts the interview too, like
he's great, Oh god, those movies. I was listening to
Christopher Guest. I think it was him talking to Maren,
and he was talking about how those you know, everybody
knows those movies are improved, but I didn't realize to
what extent their improvised. He's like, there's no script. He got,
(01:44:29):
you know how like Larry David is curby your enthusiasm,
but the scenes are just kind of broadly outlined, and
then within them he lets people do whatever. Yeah, but
even that is more stringent than those Christopher Guest movies
where he's like, yeah, there's no script. He's like he
was talking about what at that time was the fourthcoming
Spinal Tap sequel, and he goes, we tried to sit
(01:44:51):
down and write a script, and we were like, this
is just not how we work, This is not how
He's like, there was a bit more of a script
for Spinal Tap two than there was for Spinal Tap one,
in that there was practically no script. And he's like,
and it's real hard to sell to a studio. Hey,
here's a movie with no script. We're just gonna get
in there and dick around. And we got some really
funny people who know what they're doing. And so, uh,
(01:45:12):
it was only because of Rob Reiner that they got
a Spinal Tap made in the first place.
Speaker 12 (01:45:16):
But the studios are probably much more comfortable with people
like that knowing how they work too, Like, Okay, I
mean you've you've done four movies in that same vein,
go ahead and make it hother.
Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
Yeah, but they have such that they don't expect any
ROI on those because they have such a relatively speaking,
they have such a small audience.
Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
I mean a friend of mine was in Four Year
Consideration ironically played a DJ. But he was an old
intern of mine from many many years ago, and he
went on to act and he's been in LA for
a long time now. So was that one a mighty
wind or was that four? No, you just saw that
was a mighty mighty wind. Okay, My friend was in
Four Year Consideration, which is when they're all like Oscar hopefuls.
Speaker 9 (01:45:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
And of course, you know, as with all those movies,
it's people who get a full head of steam and
then everything comes crashing down around them.
Speaker 12 (01:46:03):
But one of my old morning guys was in what
was the Larry David movie with John Rams with John Ham, Oh,
the HBO the car one.
Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
The car was called the Howard. I can't think of
what the hell in the.
Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
Movie is now.
Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
It was called Clear Maybe I don't remember Larry David.
It was an HBO thing. Yeah, yes, Clear History, Clear History.
Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
He played or he invents something. John Ham takes credit
for it.
Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
Yeah, he was in it.
Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
It was It was a funny movie. He played one
of like the ad executive guys. It's really good. Michael
Keaton was in that too.
Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Michael Keaton. By the way, they just unveiled and God
blessed them. They just unveiled the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame
and they got Michael Keaton to come in for it.
Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Yeah, it's like Gary here said, let's get on the
Rock of Fame. Except they spelled his name wrong, so
that's gonna suck. You know how people misspell Michael, They
spell it Mischiel instead of h a e L. They
spell it h e a L. That's how they spelled it.
So well done, Pittsburgh. You gotta really throw your uh
(01:47:20):
throw your arm out trying to come up with the
Pittsburgh Walk of Fame, and then you spell the guy's
name wrong. Oh no, look what they did. Oh they
did Michael Keaton dirty. This guy was Batman and Birdman,
all these other men. He's great. Hey, we got to
work on a new plant there it is, uh misspelled
(01:47:42):
my shield Keaton.
Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
Oh my god. Ah, one job. You know what I mean?
You got one.
Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
You're never gonna spell Permanny's wrong. There's about four rs
in that one. Keaton and nine other people were inducted
into the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. How about that nice
right there in the Strip District. If you're one of
our Pittsburgh Bureau chiefs, right there at Smallman Street, people
who have left their mark not just on Pittsburgh, but
(01:48:09):
on the world. George Benson from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. How about
Breezin Right, that's a classic yacht rock track. Breezen from
George Benson. I wonder if they played that this is what,
this is what Snoop sampled for Sexual Eruption. Remember that song.
(01:48:31):
Yeah he had a few, Oh hell yeah he had.
But Breezon I think was the big one. Nellie Bly
Andrew Carnegie give Me the Knights the one I was
thinking of. Just give it a n Oh great song,
but that one's got lyrics. I don't think his lyrics. Yeah,
this is getting played a lot currently for people who
are watching that new Tim Robinson show called The Chair Company.
Speaker 5 (01:48:52):
They play this a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
But I mean, George Benson was like a child proddig right,
This guy was like playing on people's albums when he
was thirteen. I think he's still living, Yeah, I believe so.
He's got that pencil thin mustache. Hey he's eighty two. Yeah,
still out there and yes, gimme the night.
Speaker 5 (01:49:15):
Oh this is song right here?
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Man Jonas Salk, Fred Rogers, Andy Warhol, Roberto Clemente. It
sounds like Michael Keaton is the only living person on
this thing. That's how they got him in there. Why
isn't Dennis Miller on there?
Speaker 11 (01:49:29):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
I know that he's Dennis Miller has done a piss
poor job of hiding his Pittsburgh accent. I know he
desperately wants to. He didn't really like being associated with Pittsburgh,
but he should be on there.
Speaker 12 (01:49:41):
That's probably why I guess I can't stand being from there, man,
I mean, I mean, what do you want from abe?
Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
So my shield Keaton is there.
Speaker 17 (01:49:57):
Give it a n.
Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
By the way, George, the knight is not mine to give.
It belongs to all of us. He means her night,
you know what he's saying, So give.
Speaker 7 (01:50:12):
Me her night.
Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Yeah, all right, I gotta take a break. Everywhere there's
lots of love and everywhere and the.
Speaker 8 (01:50:28):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred.
Speaker 11 (01:50:31):
Seven, call the Alan Cox Show Piece of crap two
one double oh seven or eight and three four eight
one double O seven.
Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
I couldn't help myself wrong. Traffic girl said it was
a breezy and wet ride out there. Beck was George
Benson normally not two things that go great together, wet
(01:51:20):
and sloppy.
Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Alan Jeff Goldbloom should be on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. Absolutely,
why not? Donnie Donnie Irish needs to be on a
Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. Why isn't Jeff Goldbloom on their
I know they're doing what they normally do, like you know,
and they open up a rock and roll hall fame
there in Cleveland. They put in all them old bands.
(01:51:45):
But there's so many you know, they're gonna put in
August Wilson, They're gonna put in people who should be in.
Michael Keaton, my Shield Keaton, all right, but there are
so many people could go on at Pittsburgh Walk of Fame.
How about one for fries on salad. Hey, you put
a star up there for French fries on salad. How
(01:52:05):
about that about Christina Aguilera, Sure, she's from way up
in the suburbs. She's from Wexford. That CONTs. How about
Mac Miller, rip Mac? What about who else? Who else
from Pittsburgh? Rab Dan Marino, Why isn't he on the
wak of Fame.
Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
From there?
Speaker 11 (01:52:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Yeah, the area? Howard Stern's wife, she's from Fox Chapel,
little rich girl.
Speaker 8 (01:52:32):
Put her on.
Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Mark Cuban, he's from again suburban Mount Lebanon. But that's
the area. I had a hats there. Where's Khalifa Man
who played drums on this? I'm looking that up now.
The groove is so good. Dame Marino played drums on
his route. What are you talking about? Ralph McDonald Hey,
(01:52:55):
all right, Actually no, Harvey Mason. Sorry, Oh, Harvey Mason's amazing, yep.
Ralph McDonald was percussion. Harvey Mason played on me. Harvey
Mason was Herbie Hancock's drummer for a long time. He
was in a band called four Play Bill Withers two,
very very clever wordplay there fo U r play. I
think it was him and Lee Rittenaur. For the very
(01:53:18):
brief period of time that I was working on the
sales side of radio in Chicago, I was selling for
a smooth jazz station run They had been on the
air in Chicago for forty years. It was wnua's ninety
five point five, and it was not it was a
former iteration of this company. Now it's a rock station.
(01:53:39):
But when it was smooth jazz, they killed it. And
so you know, I'd be at my desk and they'd
have the station piped in, and I'd be here in
breezon and I'd be here and you turn your love around?
Speaker 12 (01:53:54):
Would they play a lot of songs from that famous
Oh yeah, saxophone guy.
Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
From Dave Kaz No, why am I still the other one?
I can't think of his name. You're thinking to Kenny g.
But yeah, they would play Herbie Hancock and you know
all that stuff. But Harvey Mason is amazing. These old
guys that can still play right, Bernard Purdy, Harvey Mason,
(01:54:23):
Billy Cobham, these guys that are so good they barely move.
You know, my drum teacher told me when I was
starting out, He's like, it's all on the wrist.
Speaker 5 (01:54:31):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
You can depending on what you're playing, he goes. Obviously
you get some power behind you or whatever. He goes,
and there's people who are gesticulating all over the place,
but he goes. But when you're right there in the pocket,
if that's what you're playing, he goes. It's all on
the wrist, he goes. You don't even have to move
any other part of your arm. So when you watch
guys like Harvey Mason are just sitting there playing, God damn.
(01:54:53):
So put Donnie Iris on at Pittsburg Walk of Fame.
They put the Clarks on there too. All right, call
them up, I'll talk to them. Put all those Pittsburgh
bands in there, Buzz Poets and new Invisible Joy and
who are all those old bands in there? Get him
in there the affordable floors. He's so stupid. Oh hey, Calves, tonight,
(01:55:23):
how about that? You've waited long enough fair to Midland
results in those preseason games. But they're starting up tonight
in New York. Why not start at the top, baby, Calves.
Next tonight seven o'clock at Madison Square Garden. I think
that's where the next play. They used to play across
(01:55:44):
the tree at the Paramount Theater. Trouble is, you know,
they'd have all these shows and it with those chairs
would really get in the way, and so they moved
them over to Madison Square Garden. Anyway, seven o'clock tip
off tonight, six thirty pre game here on WMMS. Can
also listen on the iHeartRadio app. Friday night, they will
still be in the Empire State. They'll be playing the
(01:56:04):
nets in Brooklyn and then Sunday night, come home to
the friendly confines of what is now known as the
Rocket Arena. I saw a funny thing the onion posted
I shared today. Jannis woke up three foot two. There's
a it's a great visual. He like freaking it's it's
(01:56:25):
janis Nto Kokumpo. Yeah, of the Milwaukee Bucks. Yeah, that's
where they phrased it, but it said, yeah, yah, Yannis
panicking after waking up three foot two. You just see
his pajamas all the way down.
Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
It's great.
Speaker 8 (01:56:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Yeah, the onion the best. Pretty good.
Speaker 20 (01:56:45):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
People who are emailing me about stickers, just make sure
I'm getting a whole new batch in and when I
get those in. I mailed out a handful of envelopes
this morning, but then I am out of stickers. I
am having a new batch. I think it's being delivered today.
So anytime, because people will hit me up, they go, hey,
we're traveling, we want to be tagging places and we'll
send you pictures. And I always appreciate that. You certainly
(01:57:08):
don't have to do that, but I like it. But
so I'm always happy to mail out Alan cock Show stickers.
Just email me with your address. It's that simple. Good luck.
I got an email from Alan. He said, you guys
have been playing you know, we're a wash in the
(01:57:28):
AI slop songs and the popular ones now are like
what if this song was a soul song from the seventies,
and there isn't a single song that isn't instantly. Even
if it's the greatest song in the world, it's still
still improved by turning it into a seventies funk or
soul song. Have you heard move bitch by Ludicrous? What
(01:57:50):
Alan said? No, let me find it.
Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
I'm about to puncho Lisa.
Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Yeah, that's right to stop it because then, of course
it starts plopping in the f bombs. But thank you
Allan for sending that. But yeah, we are awash and
that kind of stuff. Now, I don't know if accounts
that do that, I don't know if they make money.
I sent you a couple of what we were talking
about yesterday with the chiropractor throwing old ladies into the wall.
I don't know why that is such a recurring theme.
(01:58:37):
This sona site that's making cranking out so much of
this AI and so now there's accounts that are devoted
solely to that. He's like, oh, you landed in another room. Yeah,
And kind of concurrent with the proliferation of those are
the AI girls on only fans. And I think it's
(01:59:00):
pretty safe to say guys don't care. They don't care
if those girls are real. And so there are companies
now that are like dabbling in AI influencers because people
will follow them too. So I think the initial burst
of the whole AI influencer thing, it's novel to people
(01:59:20):
and it's interesting. So yeah, they'll get millions of followers,
and then that company will make a little bit of
money with an AI influencer. But it'll come back around
and people will be like, I don't really care, Like
it was interesting or fun at first. But there are
girls on OnlyFans who are AI, and it's not really obvious.
(01:59:43):
You know, there are some people who are very easily
taken by AI, most of us. I think if you
give it an extra second and look at those things
with the discerning eye, you'll figure it out. But it
is getting better and better all the time. So I mean,
you just cast your mind back to and we first
started seeing AI stuff, Right, you could instantly tell people
(02:00:05):
it was the fingers, I remember, it was the hands
was the biggest hurdle for a while. You could tell
immediately because it couldn't render words, right. That's still kind
of the thing. You know, there's people making all kinds
of like AI, you know, like slagging magadopes and things
like that. They can never get the words right. On
the hat used to be the fingers you'd see like,
oh they've got eight fingers, and that's how you can tell. Well,
(02:00:27):
they're figuring the hands out, starting to figure the words out.
But I don't think that guys or gay women care
if the girl and only fans is AI.
Speaker 9 (02:00:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
What sucks is all of the hard working sex workers
who are not AI, the carbon based flesh and blood,
hard working women who are making a living by doing
all manner of things for money. And good for them.
This is America after all.
Speaker 21 (02:01:00):
And you know.
Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
An AI girl and only fans, she doesn't have to
worry about pesky things like prolapse rob. You know a
lot of these girls on OnlyFans. They are earning their money.
The bigger the better, Yes, earning their money. So if
you have the opportunity, I would say to people who
(02:01:24):
frequent OnlyFans, if you have the opportunity to financially support
a performer sex worker, whatever you want to call him,
see two that they're a human. You know, I know
visually might not care. AI porn is going to be
a sea change in that industry because you know, it's
(02:01:45):
already kind of getting there. They're like, here's a girl
and you can make her do anything. So it's it's
nirvana for in cells quite frankly, but everybody else who
might be merely curious. Listen, Rob, I'm not a huge
porn consumer, never have been. However, I won't lie to you.
(02:02:07):
I'm partial to flood and take two.
Speaker 5 (02:02:11):
You need to you need to?
Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
Yeah, please fresh copy of the script. Yep, all right here,
you start me on page twenty six. Let me know
when you're ready.
Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
All right, three two one. I will lie to you, Rob.
I am partial to flesh and blood women. Yeah, that's
it worth waiting for.
Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
Women's so good.
Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
I'm gonna do it more time. No, I think we
got it just for safety. I think we got that one.
Speaker 5 (02:02:40):
For editing. LA makes sense. We put it together.
Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
I got a photo earlier from Melanie when I was
talking about these were the people that I upgraded to
third row for kiss. She sent me. She goes, this
is my favorite photo and it's her like she can
you know, feel Gene Simmons sweat. They're in the third
row and they did their farewell. Sure, Yeah, at the
rocket Arena a few years ago. Since today is kiss
(02:03:03):
Day in Cleveland, because this was the date the very
last show that they did at the then Romo Fijo.
But I was I was looking at a thing, and
I've talked about this. I go to most shows. I
go to a lot of shows. I go to most
of them by myself. But apparently you're a loser if
you do this. This is what I'm hearing. If you
(02:03:24):
do this, it means you are a loser. I don't
think so, I don't care if that's but that's what
I heard. If you go to shows by yourself, you're
a loser. Except more and more people are doing this
for the very reasons I've talked about. You get to
dip in and dip out whenever you want. But ticket
(02:03:47):
brokers and promoters are noticing that there's a huge since
the pandemic. So there are echoes of people being like, well,
I want to do stuff, but I'm not super comfortable
around other people. Blah blah blah. Now the irony is
you end up in a crowd full of people. So
it can't all be waves of the pandemic, but more
(02:04:08):
and more people, whether it's shows, festivals, I don't know
that I would go to a festival by myself, because
that is contingent on You got to do that if
you're like planning on making new friends. And I don't
necessarily need that. I mean, it is a little easier
for me because I know people are going to come
(02:04:30):
up to me. We kind of do have that that
little added benefit. I guess for people, if you're looking
for interaction, right, I'll have people will come up to
me and say hi or whatever. So I'm not going
in ice cold. But I go to most shows by myself.
A most people don't want to go to death metal
shows with me. I'm not going to drag anybody to
(02:04:50):
a show they don't want to be a part of.
So I go to lotos by myself. Melissa got me
to go out this past weekend. We went to dinner
with a new couple that I've never even met. So
I was pretty proud of myself. Wasn't starved for conversation.
I was a I did pre drink a little, but
it was fine. I did great, uh and I'm pretty
(02:05:12):
damn happy with myself. Out She got you to go out?
Oh yeah, under duress? She said, do you want to
make plans with so and so, And I said you
know what. You said nope.
Speaker 5 (02:05:24):
I said you know what? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:05:26):
And she looked at me like I had seventeen heads
and she said sure, you called her bluff And I
said yes. And she said, okay, what gonna be funny
if she didn't want to? And she was asking, you
just wanted to me and Rob doesn't want to go
out again? Yeah, she was doing She was doing her diligence,
assuming you would say no, he's such a dick, he
doesn't never want to do anything. Every fifth time. You
got to say yes and keep her under toes. Yeah,
(02:05:48):
we ended up we went out and then we went
out for drinks after two different places. Oh, I'm telling
you man. I was like, Yo, never follows a hippie
to a second location, Rob, you're following brand new people.
The second I was, I was, I was a man
about town. Were you guys bouncing around the square there
in Madonna?
Speaker 18 (02:06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
We had dinner at uh one place and then we
walked up and had a margarita at an place. Do
they have a little martini spot there? I haven't been
to the Bnina Square in a minute. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
there's a whole bunch of new stuff going into the
big hotel and U Now is this just a fore
top or was this a four top?
Speaker 5 (02:06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06:22):
Yeah, look at me, man making conversation? Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Now is it mostly them asking you about what you
do for a living?
Speaker 9 (02:06:30):
Not?
Speaker 12 (02:06:30):
I mean it did come up, we talked. I mean
they knew, but it was not that really. There wasn't
a which is what I liked, I think about the conversation.
So these were very little about me.
Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
Was this a couple that your wife had met but
you hadn't met. No, so our daughters are friends. Oh okay,
so Calie, my youngest, and their daughter close. You had
some connective tissue here. Yeah, this is the first you
knew them. This is the first time you had gone
out socially with them. Correct, gotcha? And there was There
was a lot more in common than I had probably
(02:07:00):
previously thought too. So conversation wasn't It wasn't a difficult thing.
It was Tell me, man, I was felt good about
myself that whole next day. I'm like, look at that
I went out. I wasn't a miserable son of a
bitch the entire time. I wasn't looking at Melissa giving
it up. I want of your eyes the entire time. Now,
when the conversation invariably turns to the lifestyle, do you
(02:07:23):
go to yours or theirs?
Speaker 4 (02:07:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:07:25):
Thankfully that we didn't get to that part yet. Maybe
in your next hangout. There was no talk of swapping.
Speaker 5 (02:07:30):
There was no talk of swappings.
Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
Well that's a bummer.
Speaker 9 (02:07:33):
No, it was.
Speaker 2 (02:07:34):
It was.
Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
It was all on the up and up. It was nice.
Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Okay, yeah, man, look at me. Could have could have
been more up and up.
Speaker 5 (02:07:42):
I get it. I see what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:07:47):
All right, Well that's good, that's great.
Speaker 5 (02:07:49):
Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 2 (02:07:51):
I was proud of myself my efforts. Did your wife
take the time to thank you in a particular way
when you got houl Come on, no, no, Well then
what is the payoff for you? I think make a
new friend.
Speaker 12 (02:08:06):
I think she was just happy that she had a
human as a husband for a night and I was
probably overrated. Yeah, she was like, oh, so this is
what it's like to be around people and not have
to deal with a pain in the ass husband all
the time.
Speaker 5 (02:08:18):
You know who your man is.
Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
I know every woman knows who her man is, and
every man knows who his woman is.
Speaker 12 (02:08:24):
It still must be nice, thine when like you don't
have to worry, like, oh god, because I'm sure she
was puckered through like the first hour, you know, like,
oh god, he's gonna want to leave right now as
soon as we sat.
Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
Oh, I thought you meant like she I'm like, she's
got to know you're not going to like say something weird. No,
but she thought you were going to get antsy right
away right away? Yeah, like can we at least finish dinner? Yeah,
but but you said you kind of what pregained a
little bit, taken a bit off, And then I went
the like I get that to me would be a
gummy situation. So well, if I ate them, you know
(02:08:58):
what I mean, And if I if I up cross fading,
I'm a wreck.
Speaker 12 (02:09:01):
I can't I can't do that. I want to stay
with one thing. And I was I was just I
was annoyed that I that I said yes for like
ten minutes. And that's how I knew I was going
to be fine, because usually I'm miserable right up until
the second we pull up.
Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
To the place, and I'm like, it's a sonable bitch.
Speaker 5 (02:09:20):
I just want to home.
Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Watching TV and then I didn't do any of that,
just like at home. I was like, I kind of
wish I just didn't say that, but I didn't say
anything out loud. It was fun, man, I was really surprised.
Speaker 5 (02:09:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09:31):
Well, and also that Madina Square you can get a
lot done, so you're kind of confined. You're not getting
the car, you know, driving somewhere, you know what I mean?
Speaker 12 (02:09:39):
Yeah, yeah, no, it help someone and there was they
opened up a really cool new place that's kind of
like a downstairs sort of speakeasy vibe. They're building a
new hotel, so they're bringing in a lot of stuff
to Madina, which is kind of cool, you know, because
it's not all just like the crappy food pubs, you
know what I mean, Like there's a lot of like
stuff to do.
Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
No disrespect to the crappy food pub which is right
down there in it's exactly what it's called.
Speaker 12 (02:10:05):
Yeah, there's a stub, but but you know what I mean,
like in a bar food type pubs, which is there's
there's always a place for I go to them, but
sometimes you want something a little nicer than you know,
but a beer and a hot doog understood. So I
one place I do have to say, they try to, like,
you know, be bigger than what they are kind of thing.
(02:10:27):
And I ordered a martini. Do you want to name
check them or no? Okay, all right, but I wanted
I wanted a martini. You know, I'm like, I want
to get a dirty martini. Can have Kettle one, dirty martin. Oh,
we don't have Kettle one, I said, I Gray Goose.
We don't have kettle We don't have Gray Goose. I'm like,
what do you mean, Oh, we have this local vodka.
And I'm like, well come on now, I'm like, what
do you do you have like any Well, we have
(02:10:50):
Kettle one, but it's vanilla.
Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
Like I don't want of them.
Speaker 2 (02:10:53):
Who's who's pining for a local vodka?
Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
That's what I said, especially when it's straight.
Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
Oh it's made in Yeah. If you want to do
like a a flavored one, that's local, kay, or if
you want to have a bottle of it amidst the
Gray Goose.
Speaker 5 (02:11:10):
But I'm like, now I got to choke down the
drink that I wanted.
Speaker 8 (02:11:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
One person is ever sidled up to a bar and said,
do you guys have any local vodkas? What do you
have for local spirits? I'm really in the mood for
a good, fine aged local bourbon. You guys have any
Ohio produced tequilas? And it wasn't Again, it wasn't terrible,
but I was kind of like, I was a little
miffed that I couldn't get a regular, do you know
what I mean? I was understood, Come on, man, Yeah,
(02:11:35):
I could see if I went to like a brewery,
you know what I mean, and they're like, okay, we
have like five things because we're a brewery, but we
hear a full service bar like well in bar is
different than spirits like there, you know, there's a there's
a micro there's a local brewer every two feet in
this place.
Speaker 5 (02:11:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
And there's some really good ones in uh in Medina too,
there's But it was a good weekend. This was a
Saturday night. It is a Saturday night Sunday. I wasn't hungover.
It was just a good time growing up all.
Speaker 11 (02:12:05):
Rolling.
Speaker 5 (02:12:06):
I hate to hear that Ellen Cork show.
Speaker 8 (02:12:10):
On one hundred point seven. Did you miss him because
we missed you, well.
Speaker 5 (02:12:19):
Not Jerry from Willoughby, but the rest of you.
Speaker 14 (02:12:22):
Ellen Cox on one hundred seven double Umma.
Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
I've got the very last chance today for you to
get yourself one thousand dollars courtesy of the Buzzard bookie
five thirty by six minutes from now. Have that last keyword,
and then we'll fire it up again tomorrow morning, start
handing off money like it isn't even ours. Nine thirty
is that first keyword you'll get from Rover. Prior to that, however,
(02:13:13):
we're still trying to get yourself into that Rush show.
There are two of them here in Cleveland, but we're
gonna hook you up for that very first one September
the seventeenth of next year to Rocket Arena Rush, who
just added seventeen more dates in cities around the country,
but Cleveland part of that initial announcement, of course, September seventeenth,
(02:13:35):
at the Rocket Arena tomorrow morning and Friday morning, Rover
will tell you what the song of the day is
going to be and then tell you when Stansbury is
gonna play it. So seven thirty, I think, is when
Rover tells you I heard it today when Dan played it,
was it Spirit of the Radio, yep, the Spirit of Radio.
So tomorrow morning seven thirty again as he's been doing
(02:13:56):
last weekend. This week, Rover goes, hey, here's a song.
Stansbury's gonna play it here and then you'll get tickets
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But you
will be one of five people this week to qualify
for those Rush tickets. Did you want to give your
hint again?
Speaker 4 (02:14:14):
I can.
Speaker 2 (02:14:15):
It's gonna be early again, early in Dan's show tomorrow.
I'm not going to tell you the song, but it
will be early in his show, so you could probably
figure out the song. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean it
was the first song ever played on WMMS from Rush
(02:14:37):
that broke the band here in the United States. It's
a band about all of us that go to work
every day. Really, wait a second, hold on, Yeah, I
don't uh know what you're talking about. Yeah, by tour
and the snow Dog is now No, no, all right,
you're red Barchetta ret it's not that one. Okay, Yeah,
(02:15:02):
it's about I don't know what do you call yourself?
Speaker 9 (02:15:05):
Like?
Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
You're a mirror?
Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
Yeah, you go to go to work every day.
Speaker 8 (02:15:08):
You're a.
Speaker 2 (02:15:10):
Gainfully employ gainfully employed is what I gainfully employed man
is the name gainfully employed man?
Speaker 4 (02:15:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
All right, So that'll be tomorrow and then again Friday morning.
Calves play tonight. Their season begins tonight the lebron less Lakers.
You know, he's dealing with his sciatica. They think he
might be back mid November with the Lakers. Uh So,
their coach has got to figure out what's going on there.
(02:15:39):
You're gonna have Brownie pick up the slack. Good luck
might be his time to shine.
Speaker 5 (02:15:45):
Yeahs right, so?
Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
Uh anyway, Lakers and the Golden State played last night
and then I think what the thunder and somebody else played?
Uh so two games last night, but the regular season underway.
Calves begin in New York tonight against the Knicks, and
then they'll play the Nets on Friday and come back
home Homebournas on Sunday against the Milwaukee Bucks. You'll hear
(02:16:08):
all those games here on WMMS seven o'clock tip off
tonight in New York six point thirty pregame with all
the gang there with the Calves, and you could listen
on the iHeartRadio app. Comedian Kyle Kinane going to be
back on the show tomorrow. He's doing the weekend at Hilarities.
It has been a minute since Kyle's been on the show,
(02:16:29):
but he's very funny. Fellow Chicago boy, grew up in
a town called Addison, Illinois, and I'm excited to catch
up with him, so that'll be tomorrow. I would go
to Hilarities dot com if you want to see Kyle
Kyle Kanane. He's not a guy who's always doing clubs,
you know. He's one of these guys that will kind
of perform in all manner of places. But he's at
(02:16:52):
Hilarities this weekend, So hilarities dot com if you want
to make sure that you're going to get tickets and
not miss him. But he will be in here tomorrow.
Next week, our James Renner will return in time for Halloween.
It didn't rise to the level of a tradition, but
it was pretty regular.
Speaker 8 (02:17:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:17:07):
He wrote a book many years ago called It Came
from Ohio about all these Buckeye State urban legends and
scary stories and stuff. And of course he's a true
crime novelist and podcaster and highly renowned in that area.
Some of his books have been optioned for films. He's
kind of the first person I think of when anytime
(02:17:28):
somebody mentions the Amy Mahalovik story. But he will join
us next week too to kind of talk about some
fun Halloween stuff that'll be next week. What else I
feel like I'm forgetting something. Pusifer tickets next week, right,
(02:17:49):
that's something people like pussfer be almost a year since
they were through for say Santa back in May at Blossom.
But Pusifer has got a new album coming out in February,
and then they will play the Akron Civic Theater in April.
So if you dig that iteration of Maynard Keenan, then
we'll look me up next week. By the way, I
mentioned that I go to a lot of shows myself,
(02:18:10):
and so people are blowing me up in the text
offering to go with me. I'm not lacking in somebody.
I appreciate it. It's very nice of you, Thank you.
But I do it by choice. I like doing things
by myself. I don't have any problem with it whatsoever.
You know, a lot of times the show will come
through and I'll ask my wife do you have any
interest in seeing this? Most of the time be like no,
(02:18:34):
you know, which I totally get. You know, I was
at sleep Token by myself. Well, that one I could
see and the guy next to me because there was
I think the seat next to me was because tickets
coming twos. The seat next to me was probably the
only empty one in the whole place. And the guy
next to me is with his wife. He's like, here's
your friend gonna be late because he was like leaning
(02:18:54):
on the armrests and he's like, I don't want to
take up there. I go, nope, you know there's nobody coming,
so enjoy.
Speaker 5 (02:19:02):
Our friend.
Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Leslie says, I think that new mentality program has turned
Rob from the cantankerous clit rattler to the congenial clit rattler. No, no, no, no, no,
it's going to take a lot.
Speaker 17 (02:19:15):
Lot.
Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
I don't think that I'd go that far, Leslie. I mean,
she's dipping her toe in there. Because you had a
good Saturday night with some you you were slightly social, Yes,
I I chalk that up as being more anomalous than
being a harbinger of things to com Rob.
Speaker 12 (02:19:34):
Correct, Yeah, and I am. I was comfortable around the people.
I was whistle. That helped, you know. I had a
couple of drinks. I was in good shape.
Speaker 5 (02:19:41):
That helps allan.
Speaker 2 (02:19:45):
I'm so proud of him.
Speaker 22 (02:19:46):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:19:46):
Leslie is a very I just saw Leslie. We were
at a thank you. We were at a memorial event
for Cody Cooper's grandmother, who lived Bill Squire lived with
for a while. We called he called her Grandma. But
it's a lovely woman named Paula Cooper, who fans of
the show are very familiar with. She passed away some
time ago, and there was a memorial, big party in Lakewood,
(02:20:09):
and I ran into Leslie there and we chatted, and
she was getting ready to go on a vacation.
Speaker 5 (02:20:13):
And so she is.
Speaker 2 (02:20:18):
Fundamentally excited in thinking that this is going to be
some big new development for you, Rob, and we need
to disavow her of that notion immediately, Yes, with the quickness, right.
Speaker 3 (02:20:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:20:34):
Next summer for Captain Funds Floating Fandango, What is the
likelihood that Rob and I will both be attending in
Borat swimwear? Probably likely? Probably likely. I mean, let's see
how far I get with this thing. But man, if
I continue at this pace, I'm in Yeah, I see
no shame in my name. Mm hmm. Rob out there
(02:20:58):
and Madona in avert upsetting the Medyna Mafia, insulting their
local vodka I did not insult their local vodka. I
just want you wanted a different kind. Correct, Yeah, it's
not an insult. I just wanted what I wanted and
could not have it, so I still drank it. I
just would have preferred right what I like. Listen, we're
(02:21:22):
in a world now where options are everywhere.
Speaker 5 (02:21:26):
Options.
Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
You didn't even realize you wanted right options. Listen to
what you want when you want, watch what you want
when you want, have what you want when you want right.
And so when you go to a place, you go
do you have this? And they go no, it almost
doesn't compute anymore. It's perfectly normal, but it doesn't compute anymore.
I mean, you're spending like seventeen bucks for a MARTINIU
I'm like, can I get the stuff I want in it?
Speaker 5 (02:21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21:53):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (02:21:54):
Hello, this is uh, this is powerful?
Speaker 4 (02:21:58):
Oh hey, I make.
Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (02:22:02):
Man? Not so good? That?
Speaker 5 (02:22:03):
No, Nostelia, I wanted to get back to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22:08):
You next on the local. No, no, no, no, it
certainly wasn't yours either, Pavel.
Speaker 4 (02:22:13):
You don't know what I have.
Speaker 2 (02:22:14):
All I have stlangelehold on Madonna. Oh you're the Madonna
vodka magistrates. Yeah, yeah, Uh.
Speaker 5 (02:22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:22:31):
So anyway, the people pointing out Luka Doncic is on
the Lakers, Yes he is, and uh they are making
him work hard for his money. Boy with no Lebron.
There devotion to accuracy, Allen, the song was Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 8 (02:22:47):
It was not.
Speaker 2 (02:22:49):
Not today anyway. He might have played that again, but
that wasn't the song of the day, Tom. Oh, I'm sorry, Tom, Sorry?
Was today? I'm sorry?
Speaker 14 (02:22:56):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:22:56):
You are correct? I was thinking it was Spirit of
the Radio. That was yesterday? You are right, all day yesterday.
I was thinking it was Wednesday, So I'm sorry. You
are correct. It was Tom Sawyer today to today's Wednesday
all day. The clocks go back a week from Sunday,
bro daylight Saving time that ends or begins or whatever
the hell it is already driving home in the darkness. Yeah,
(02:23:18):
this sucks. November week from Sunday now, This coming Sunday,
gonna be out at the Happy Moose in Manor noon
to two for the bud Light Football face off Challenge.
Brown's gonna be playing at Gillette Stadium against Rob's Paths.
Rob and I will both be at the Happy Moose
(02:23:40):
noon the two You got a good arm It could
get you to Vegas a couple of Happy campers at
the Happy Moose. He'll be wearing his Pats jersey. I'll
be wearing my brown and orange T shirt and we'll
have everything covered that way. But we I got a
(02:24:01):
handful of these appearances. So if you haven't been able
to make it out yet, we'd love to see you.
So Sunday out in manor be at the Happy Moves.
But you can go to WMMS dot com and I'll
have the schedule there. I think I'm gonna be at
Rookies in Parma Heights coming up. Love Rookies and uh,
you know, we'll watch a little bit of the game,
(02:24:22):
have a couple of pops. You see Jordan talking to
what's his name about how he doesn't pick up a
basketball anymore, Mike Turrico. No, Jordan is a new Michael Jordan,
my shield Jordan. Uh, if you're if he's to be
put on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame, Michael Jordan, the
real goat sorry Cleveland, always going to be Jordan is Uh,
(02:24:48):
he's an analyst now for NBC and so they kind of,
you know, he's one of these guys and all of
a sudden, Jordan looks old to me, and Mike Churico
is like, do you shoot around anymore? He's like, nope,
I haven't picked up a basket. I couldn't titleize time
I picked up a basketball. Do you believe that though
(02:25:08):
I do. I'll tell you what. For as long as
Jordan did it and as hard as he did it,
I absolutely believe that this guy is like, I don't
even there would probably be a certain degree of like disdainful,
well not disdain, just like triggering, you know what I mean.
(02:25:28):
It's not like this guy. It's not like his whole
career was the love of the game. This is a
guy who had to create things in his brain to
be a competitor, right, any small little offense that another
person had against him, or a player or whatever, he would,
by his own admission, he would inflate these in his
head so that he could get to the level of
(02:25:49):
competition he needed to be at. Everything had to be
a battle for him. So it's not like if you
saw the thirty for thirty or the Jordan documentary or whatever.
That's pretty much the kind of the crux of that
whole thing is that Jordan was just laser focused on
(02:26:09):
being a competitor you have. Wouldn't surprise me at all
that this guy's not shooting around.
Speaker 12 (02:26:13):
But even if he sits on his couch, you have
to assume there's like a basketball somewhere close by. He
just picks up and throws between his hands, but also
on his finger or does something.
Speaker 2 (02:26:22):
Also, everywhere you go, somebody would want to hand you
a basketball.
Speaker 5 (02:26:27):
Yeah, well that's part in years.
Speaker 3 (02:26:31):
Come on, just like walk past, there's got to be
a hoop somewhere at your place.
Speaker 5 (02:26:35):
You don't see a hoop anywhere around here? I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:26:39):
It's the last time you picked up a basketball and
shot it. I was at the Cup. Yeah, and I
ride a house.
Speaker 2 (02:26:47):
From is that golf the Ryder Cup?
Speaker 4 (02:26:49):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (02:26:50):
Okay?
Speaker 23 (02:26:50):
From the owner? Sure, he came over to do pictures
and grandkids. And I was beating greet and thank him
for the for allowing me to stay in the house.
And he had a basketball court. He says, I want
you to shoot one free throw. I said, really, I
already paid for the already paid for the house to
(02:27:11):
see me. So when I stepped up to shoot your
free throw, it's the most nervous I've been in years
in years, come on, And the reason being is those
kids heard the stories from the parents about what I
did thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:27:29):
Right, So the expectation is thirty years prior and I
haven't touched the basketball. I hope you switched it, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (02:27:38):
See I understand that you're like, you don't want anybody
seeing what you're doing now, Like what if he whiffs.
Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
The flawed version?
Speaker 2 (02:27:46):
Right? I mean that was a month ago. That Ryder
Cup was just at best page at the end of September.
So you want your legacy to remain like a fly
in amber.
Speaker 12 (02:27:54):
I do think it takes it like a pretty big
pair of balls for the person he rented the house
to put any demands on him whatsoever. Like to even
be like, hey, man, let's do a meet and greet.
Can you say, you know, take some pictures with my kids,
I'd be like, dude, hardy paid for this house.
Speaker 2 (02:28:09):
Get like, when you screw yourself? Do you know how
much I paid for this place? With them? Yeah, but
you know what everybody's gonna push because they figure, hey,
all he can say is no, here, here's the basketball.
You know why, Rob, because you miss one hundred percent
of the shots. That you don't take dang. I like
(02:28:29):
how Jordan is sticking with that one hoop, the earring,
sticking with the Sorry, I'm we are talking about basketball,
the one earring that forever one. I know, that's what
I'm saying. The guy's like eighty years old. I mean,
he's sticking with it. See he looks good for him,
and you know what's good because it's in the gay.
Speaker 7 (02:28:46):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 16 (02:28:49):
You homo sexual?
Speaker 5 (02:28:51):
Mean I think is it?
Speaker 2 (02:28:52):
I had both ears. He's sixty two and he looks good.
He looks great. But I thought he was older than
sixty two. No, wow, sixty two, Michael Jordan's only eight
years older than me. What have I done with my life? Nothing?
Speaker 7 (02:29:06):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
Oh, this guy, he's a billionaire, he's a legend. I've
done nothing.
Speaker 5 (02:29:12):
One of one.
Speaker 2 (02:29:14):
Yeah, go ask his kids what it's like. Oh I know,
Oh he said that in another part of the article
or the interview or other He's like, yeah, it's more
fun kind of playing with your grandkids or whatever. I
think a lot of people at the top of their
game figuratively or literally will say that that They're like,
your kids didn't know you because your entire world was
(02:29:38):
focused on what you're doing. Yeah, but you're al But
that's the that's the that is the trade off that
you make. I guess nobody around you really understood that
was going to be the trade off.
Speaker 12 (02:29:51):
But that's what it is, just your last name, just
being that when you're when you're the offspring of the
goat at any any anything you do in life, whether
you're going to be a basketball player or not. If
you're not the world's greatest attorney because you're Michael Jordan's kid,
you're a failure.
Speaker 5 (02:30:09):
Well was it?
Speaker 2 (02:30:10):
Didn't His kid get like picked up for a DUI
and he's like, I'm Michael Jordan's kid. Yeah, like yeah,
that's cool. But he like parked on a train track
and walked away or something.
Speaker 5 (02:30:17):
Wasn't that what it was?
Speaker 11 (02:30:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:30:18):
He was hammered I'm Michael Jordan's kid. They're like, okay,
but you're still getting we're hauling you in cool story.
You just beached a Lamborghini SUV on a train track, dude, yep, yeah,
time to get out. I'm going to sneeze over here.
Mister Jordan. Please if that's your real name.
Speaker 8 (02:30:43):
The Allen Cox Show on one call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 21 (02:30:51):
Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is
normal becoming apt normal two.
Speaker 9 (02:30:57):
Six five seven eight one double O seven three for
a one to seven.
Speaker 2 (02:31:12):
Three five. Calves play tonight season opener for them in
New York at the Garden against the Knickerbockers every body,
and then they'll scooter Brooklyn on Friday to play the
nets there in brook Where do the nets play again?
Brooklyn Barkley Center? Though, right, I know Brooklyn, but yeah,
used to be the New Jersey Nets. Twas twas the
(02:31:36):
New Jersey Nets and they played the Barkley Center. And
then of course the Cavaliers will come home to play
on Sunday against the Bucks of Mealy Walk. And you're going, well, Alan,
I can't go to any of those. What's in the
immediate future for the Calves. Well, they'll be here at home.
One of those NBA Cup games is already happening with
(02:31:57):
the Toronto Raptors. That'll be on Halloween night. I'm always
looking ahead to see when the Bulls are going to
be in town. Who the Chicago Bulls?
Speaker 5 (02:32:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:32:08):
You know, before the break, I was just playing some
audio and video for those people watching the show of
one My Shield Jordan Rob He was famously a member
of a team called the Chicago Booth. I thought they
stopped after he left. Boy, you'd sure think so, wouldn't you.
December the seventeenth, the Calves will be No, that's in Chicago. No,
(02:32:32):
when did they hear? Oh the nineteenth? Okay, so I
can go to that game, right, I mean, we've got
our team, We've got like our iHeart game. But that's
in January, right. Oh, I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 4 (02:32:44):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:32:44):
December nineteen is when the Calves are going to be
playing the the Bulls here in town. Let's not have
gotten that email I send it to you.
Speaker 5 (02:32:53):
No, no, I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
Oh that's a Friday night. Okay, So Friday the nineteenth,
Bulls Calves here at home. The next night is gonna
be that Chimera Christmas show with Nounslaughter at the Agora.
Can't wait for that. That's a two hours to midnight show.
I don't want to misspeak. That band might be called
(02:33:15):
Nun's Laughter. I'm pretty sure it's not. I feel like
it's more on brand if they're non Slaughter. I'm sure
we've played them on the metal show before and as
a proud past Catholic school survivor current atheist, just referring
(02:33:36):
to a band called Nunslaughter just makes me titter like
a small child. Rob Not that I would ever, of course,
condone any kind of physical violence against anyone of the
cloth or lay person. It's not my bag, baby, But listen,
(02:34:00):
I wonder how Juanita is labeled in Jordan's contact list.
His wife was Cookie. Oh that's Magic's wife. Oh, Magic's wife, Cookie,
Juanita Jordan, Right, yeah, Cookie, Cookie, she stuck by that sid, Yeah,
she sure did.
Speaker 4 (02:34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:34:24):
And in Canton and I'm working at the Winking Lizard,
and nobody believes you. Guys say megadildo's. Can you? I
want these turds to believe me. It's always funny. I
know people are luring me into something when they say that,
because it's always I always trying to envision the conversation
that people are telling me they're having, as if why
(02:34:44):
would no one believe that? Right now, I'll say, what,
why wouldn't they? It's just a riff on the old
dumb Rush Limbaugh thing. Right, He'd say megadidos, which I
think began back in the day when people would just
agree with Rush because that's all they did, Yeah, was
agree with Rush. Right, It's like that Mega blueprint before
(02:35:05):
it was a thing. Just agree with whatever they say.
And so they'd say, diddo is shorthand right, and so
Mega didos. So I just started saying megadildo's and then
some other people started to say that. You know, I
guarantee I'm probably not the first person to ever say that,
but I do like it. I love it, And some
fans of this show have responded to me in kind megadildos.
(02:35:30):
All of all the death and illness in my family lately,
at least I get some laughs when I listen to
your show, and that matters. Yes, I've told people, specifically
management with this company. I said, guys, you don't understand
people get laughs from this show. And by laughs, I
mean at least to a day. Yeah, and sometimes that's
(02:35:51):
the best you can ask for. The best part is
we're not charging for either one free last yeah, free laughs.
We couldn't possibly charge for this. That's the best part.
Speaker 5 (02:36:04):
I begged it different.
Speaker 2 (02:36:07):
Oh someday we're going to find out. You know, it's funny,
but when people in our business lose their jobs. They go, Bob,
who's going to sort of podcast? Yeah, you gotta find
out real quick how much people enjoyed that free entertainment
you were giving them for twenty years. But I did
get a letter from someone who said where is that?
It was a very nice letter that they sent me.
(02:36:32):
The show has been keeping me very happy this year.
I've had a bad year, dealing with a breakup, the
death of my grandmother, and the death of America. There's
bad news almost every day, but you and the clit
Rattler brightened my days all the time. Really needs some
(02:36:53):
appropriate music to read this letter, Rob, Yeah, both of
you guys are great guys. Keep doing what you're doing,
and I will continue to hate the show. This feels
like Megadildo's without saying megadilldos. Well, there you go. I'm
(02:37:15):
certainly happy to contribute. It's a great guy to a
calm her mind in whatever way that we can. We
will jump on that grenade for you. Happy to someone
thinks I'm a great guy. I mean, Jesus a lot
of things. Great gun Listen, who are you telling? I
(02:37:38):
try to tell people all the time. Guy guy wrote
me a letter earlier. I was like, this guy was
really buffing my nuts. He was like, you're great. You
talk to people. Thank you for being you. You are
not cocky, arrogant, nor do you shy away from your listeners.
You give everybody a fair chance, and in return, you're
(02:38:00):
fair to everybody who calls in text. First of all,
I am cocky, My second grade teacher said, So, I
am arrogant sometimes because I think I'm hilarious. How do
you like that I define anybody else? Kicking out three
laughs per day? I don't think so stop boil your ahead, dude.
(02:38:23):
I truly appreciate you and your show, and I'm glad
that I can relate to you and Rob in so
many ways. Well that's your first mistake.
Speaker 17 (02:38:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:38:33):
But yes, with uh, with respect, any indication whatsoever that
Rob and I are quote great guys will be met
with uh. We will rebuff with extreme prejudice. That assessment
her from Dave. He's one of our bureau chiefs in DC.
(02:38:56):
And I was in rural Virginia, Allen, and I saw
a wah wah, so I stopped and got a gobbler.
Holy shrimp?
Speaker 3 (02:39:05):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (02:39:05):
Legit?
Speaker 2 (02:39:06):
Got it with the sweet potatoes. Top notes This is
what I'm saying. Wallah dropped the gobbler, and everybody goes, ah,
there's places a world here will do.
Speaker 18 (02:39:14):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:39:17):
That's why there's no around here. As whys no gobbler? No, listen,
there are places that make us sandwich like that. No,
we got a sandwich with turkey and cranberry sauce. I'm
just telling you it ain't the same. I've had them,
I've compared them, you know the place, and again, no
shade to them. I'm just saying, it ain't the gobbler.
(02:39:41):
It's not. Also, a lot of people are pointing out
to me that they haven't really heard any kind of
duck update from you, and they're curious if there's been
any movement. I have to assume if there had been
an iodea of movement in a positive direction, you would
have brought it directly to us. Yeah, there's been nothing.
It's just the same thing.
Speaker 15 (02:39:59):
You know.
Speaker 12 (02:40:00):
Some days they're a little more active and uh more
pain in the assi, and then other days they're uh
you know, yeah.
Speaker 15 (02:40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40:10):
Well, hopefully with Thanksgiving being right around the corner, there
might be something in the air that lets them know
maybe they should shut the f up, at least for
a brief period of time. What do you do in
the winter when it's all icing. You can't leave those
poor bastards outside my south Well, these can't apparently, I
don't know if their wings are knocked.
Speaker 5 (02:40:31):
Is that what it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:40:32):
I don't know. Clipped, knock clipped you knocked? Might be
a veterinary industry term I'm I'm familiar with.
Speaker 4 (02:40:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:40:39):
It's dropping my daughter off at school this morning, as
I do every morning, and as we were pulling up
to pull into the parking lot, she goes, ooh, turkey,
A lot of turkeys where we live. Yep, Well, apparently
this turkey is well known to the kids. She goes
that turkey. We call it the tech turkey because she
goes that sits right outside our tech class. She has
one class called Tech and just you know, there's rotating
(02:41:00):
series of things that she does during the week in
addition to like the regular class stuff, Like one day
it'll be like music, another one will be tech, another
one'll be jim that kind of stuff. And she goes, oh,
that's I thought it was just a random turkey. And
she goes, no, No, that turkey usually parks right outside
our tech classroom, which is on the corner of the building.
(02:41:20):
I'm like, that's pretty wild that that turkey is just
hanging around. It's not like running around the neighborhood. It's
parked at her school. Nice hanging out with the kids.
I guess so, sup, y'all. I wondered if maybe there
was some recognition of those kids in there on the
(02:41:42):
part of that turkey. Like I again, I don't know
how smart turkeys are. I don't know anything about turkeys.
I know they're delicious. That's all I know is that
they're delicious.
Speaker 5 (02:41:55):
Is he a jive turkey?
Speaker 2 (02:42:00):
I don't know, Rob, If only I thought to ask
her that, Well, where were you when I was taking
my daughter to school? These morning questions?
Speaker 5 (02:42:14):
Man, I'm about to punch show.
Speaker 2 (02:42:33):
Night's out.
Speaker 4 (02:42:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42:37):
Al In the last three years, I've lost both grandmothers
and uncle, and now my dad's in the hospital with
double pneumonia after having a lung tumor removed. Jesus, if
there is a god, it can huff my taint. No
here here spoiler there isn't. But never pass up a
good taint huffing. I always thought that there needed to
(02:43:01):
be a better description than double pneumonia. It sounds like
a curse, right, They go, oh, he's got double pneumonia,
Like there isn't a medical term for that, Like you
have pneumonia. That's as I understand it, single pneumonia. Uh,
And they go, we got double pneumonia. That just means
what both lungs? Yep, double pneumonia, right or two spots? Okay,
(02:43:22):
I think has both. You feel like there would be
a more official, uh declaration than double pneumonia or diagnosis?
Speaker 5 (02:43:35):
Alan.
Speaker 2 (02:43:35):
Does your black stepdad refer to your mother as the gobbler?
Speaker 5 (02:43:40):
Oh Jesus, you know what.
Speaker 14 (02:43:44):
Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties.
Speaker 5 (02:43:47):
Please stand by.
Speaker 3 (02:43:59):
We'll return to our regularly scheduled program momentarily.
Speaker 2 (02:44:03):
Please stay tuned, listen not to tell tales out of school.
My dad didn't even refer to my mom as the gobbler.
So I don't know what's going on there, but I
have a pretty good idea of what's not going on.
Speaker 4 (02:44:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:44:18):
Yeah, boy, that's a it's a rough place to go
to the end. Yeah, thanks a lot, Dave, Are you
as angry as I am? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (02:44:32):
Dare you.
Speaker 17 (02:44:34):
Who?
Speaker 2 (02:44:35):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:44:40):
This guy?
Speaker 5 (02:44:45):
You now, he's just.
Speaker 2 (02:44:49):
He's all right, all right? Yeah jesus, Yeah, you tell
you a story at the very could he tell you
a story at the very least?
Speaker 7 (02:45:06):
I'll tell you all about it?
Speaker 15 (02:45:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:45:08):
Good, here we go, Dave? Do you have any love?
Speaker 8 (02:45:11):
I've got no love?
Speaker 5 (02:45:13):
Oh bummer?
Speaker 2 (02:45:18):
How do you feel about the simple life?
Speaker 8 (02:45:20):
Dave?
Speaker 5 (02:45:20):
I found this simple life. It's so simple.
Speaker 9 (02:45:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:45:25):
Who knew he liked watching old Paris Hilton reality television?
Speaker 5 (02:45:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:45:30):
Yeah, got no love?
Speaker 5 (02:45:32):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (02:45:32):
He already told me, God.
Speaker 4 (02:45:36):
Run on one more time.
Speaker 2 (02:45:38):
No, I don't need that. H Do you know what
comes after the letter H and the alphabet?
Speaker 9 (02:45:45):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (02:45:48):
I thought it was? I?
Speaker 11 (02:45:49):
You know why?
Speaker 9 (02:45:51):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:45:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:45:52):
Okay, you know what what comes before B?
Speaker 17 (02:45:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:45:55):
A damn Dave?
Speaker 22 (02:46:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:46:02):
Hmm.
Speaker 10 (02:46:04):
You guys are talking about misheard lyrics and lyrics that
are purposefully missung. The other day and you mentioned eighteen
in Life by skid Row. And when I was in
middle school I first heard that song. I thought he'd
sing eighteen and likes big cattle, like likes big cattle,
like he's gonna be a ranch hand or something.
Speaker 2 (02:46:23):
I tell you though, yeah, likes big Cattle. Well, we
got on that because I was talking about a handful
of songs that the misheard lyrics and my own personal
experience from friends and relatives, and I've just adopted those
now as the regular lyrics. So my daughter thought that
Alanis Morrisett was talking about cross Eyed Bear in the
(02:46:45):
song you Ought to Know, and so obviously I sing
it now. My ex wife thought that eighteen in life
the skid row is eighteen in life, good Golly, and
so I sing good Golly, and he thought it was
like eighteen and eighteen in life, Big Cattle.
Speaker 5 (02:47:01):
Yeah, I don't hear that. Well, he was a kid.
Speaker 2 (02:47:08):
I don't know either. He was a little kid, eighteen
of life, big cattle, big teen in a life, Yeah,
big caddie, big cattle. Well, who knows. I don't know
anything about Sebastian Bach as a younger man. Maybe he
wanted to be a ranch hand. Perhaps, I mean, he
is nine feet tall. Probably would have been a benefit. Yeah, yeah,
(02:47:32):
I don't know anything about him. Where's he from? He's
not from Canada. Isn't he from Jersey or something? He's
gonna be here November sixth, by the way, we gave
aways some tickets for Sebastian Bach. He's on the Bach
on the Road tour. He's Canadian, isn't he? I don't know.
Oh he is Canadian. Yes, I thought I was misremembering
that he's from Peterborough, Ontario. We've got a bureau chief
(02:47:53):
there in Peterborough, Ontario. We've got Chelsea. She's one of
our Canadian bureau chiefs who listens to Peterborough. I wonder
if they have a special place in their hearts. You know,
Peterborough is referred to as the electric City, and if
you've ever been there, wow, electric Indeed eighteen of Life,
(02:48:15):
Big Cattle. Okay, well I'll close on that note because
I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:48:21):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:48:21):
That's not what he says. I'm gonna say it's it's
not okay. I'm gonna go with that just for now.
Cotton Balls referring to when I went to the Kevin
Gate Show and the guy's like, I love you, bitch,
but get out the way, combining the two I love
you bitch, but get out the way. If you're here
(02:48:43):
tonight with somebody who love piss.
Speaker 22 (02:48:50):
That's what I get for trying. That's what I get
for trying to be all slick. Hey, if you hear
it with some of you, put your hand in their
heart and say.
Speaker 4 (02:48:58):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (02:49:00):
Oh greatest line I have heard in a long time
in a concert. Put your hand on that woman's heart
and say I love.
Speaker 4 (02:49:06):
You, bitch.
Speaker 8 (02:49:08):
And now I must leave you.
Speaker 14 (02:49:09):
As the Brady bunch is on, and I find four
of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 8 (02:49:15):
Get at it.
Speaker 18 (02:49:16):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do.
Speaker 4 (02:49:26):
Big Brother is watching you.
Speaker 18 (02:49:30):
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
Speaker 4 (02:49:37):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you. And oh we all narrative. Remember obedience paid.
Speaker 18 (02:49:50):
And when you watch that DV screens, remember it works
both ways.
Speaker 4 (02:49:58):
You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 18 (02:50:01):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Big Brother is watching you.
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Funny Things that you think is funny aren't funny.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jimmy Cox solid time a cockshow, kickslash man, he'll go welcome.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Know me what?
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I can see a lot of cocks on TV. Allen
took from me Ali to show.
Speaker 6 (00:22):
I don't know what it's about you, but I can't
even say you think, well.
Speaker 7 (00:27):
It don't be a creep.
Speaker 8 (00:28):
So let's take cost that. You'll just eight with a
safety group. Okay, what do three?
Speaker 9 (00:35):
Kick?
Speaker 10 (00:36):
Take it?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Com Dave put you one time?
Speaker 11 (00:39):
Take it.
Speaker 8 (00:42):
Allen Cox.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Here we go, he'll add, he'll be fine.
Speaker 11 (00:44):
It's the Allen Cox Show on one hundred point seven
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Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hey, what's going on? Good afternoon, Hi, getings, welcome, Welcome,
they didn't come in. Thanks for being here. My name
is Alan Cox. Say hi to Rob Anthony. He's right
over there.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
What's up man, man?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We'd love to have you along if you want to
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(01:41):
You'll see Robs and my shining faces right there. I
keep thinking, you're wearing a Seattle Mariners cap.
Speaker 12 (01:49):
No, people think that. For sure, it's my buddy's construction
company logo. It does it as like a Seattle vibe
to it. For sure, It's not called Seattle Mariners Construction.
It's not called Seattle Construction, which is even weird to
say that. Yeah, you don't want kracking in the name
of your construction company. It sends mixed messages at best.
(02:10):
And he's like, but I spell it with a K,
And I'm like, oh, all right, oh that makes sense. Yeah,
like cracky no cracking, Yeah, like the booze.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Hey listen.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
So I dip into Target this morning because I have
a couple of things to grab and then I'm going
to be on my way, and I just happen to
be walking in behind this woman and her small child.
They're both walking in cute little kid maybe he looks
to be three or four, and he's kind of puttering
in front of her, and they're taking their time getting in,
and the little kid is he's not turning around and
(02:41):
talking to his mom. They're both walking in the same direction,
and I just hear him say I heard it. I
heard it, and she goes, what and he goes, I
heard it, and she says what again. And as I'm
going around them because they're taking their time, just as
I'm passing them on the right hand side, the kid
goes mother effort. Just as I'm passing, and I turned.
(03:06):
I look at the mom I go, and she looks
at me. She's like, oh my god, I swear I
have it. Mommy doesn't talk like that. Mommy, yeah, and
she was working overtime.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I go, well that kid, I go, I didn't. I
look at the kid. I go, I didn't hear anything.
He had just had these wide eyes and he didn't
care what he said. What did you see, Evan R.
Some old bitch cut mommy off in the parking lot.
I'm like, well, yeah, that doesn't come out of nowhere.
Maybe maybe mommy doesn't talk like that, but maybe daddy does.
But he said I heard it again, So this was
(03:40):
I heard it. This kid just going I heard it.
I heard it. She's like what I heard it, mother effort.
This has happened before. Oh it was great. My timing
could have been better, you know, rob By and large,
I am known for impeccable timing. But yeah, this morning,
as I'm passing and I just looked at I was like, oh,
I'm hearing kids curse too. Man, there's not much funnier.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Really.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I know it's not a good thing, especially as a parent,
but man, it is funny to hear little kids swear.
We don't curse a lot around our daughter. She's nine,
she's in the fourth grade, but she's pretty sharp. She's
got a good head on her shoulders, and so we
don't like overly censor ourselves. So if there's like, if
we're watching a show, you know, for a while, we
(04:24):
might be watching some kind of show. We'll give you
a good example. We were looking We're always looking for
live action shows so that we you know, cartoons are great,
but Bob's Burgers and Simpsons and all those, you know,
we've seen them a billion times. So we we we
were watching only Murders in the Building that Steve Martin
Martin Short show over and Hulu, which very entertaining. I
didn't I forgot because you know, they're like season five now,
(04:47):
and so we started her with season one. I had
completely forgotten how many F bombs are in that show.
There's a lot of salty language in that show. And
so for a while she was just kind of like
language language. And then after a while we're like, because
we like, we don't make a big deal out of
it when something like that is in a show, We're
not like, op, oop, cover your ears, Like, well, it's
(05:07):
not really you know. Yeah, but if she's noticing it,
you know, well she notices it. Yeah, But even that,
I'm like, okay, you're not People do talk like that
in the world, right, you know. So again, I come
from an environment as a kid where my mom swears
to this day that she's never used the F word.
She might be correct.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I didn't grow up with my mom, but it seems
like in casual conversation, you know, but she was a
teenager once, you'd think at some point she might have
uttered that. I know, my dad talked like a sailor.
He was military, you know, not in the house, my
dad was. You always defer to my mom on things
of that nature. But I'm sure as like a young
(05:45):
single dude. My dad was cursing it up, you know,
and I've dialed it back because of kids over the
years of my kids, but I normally let fly. I
have a very salty potty mouth.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, I curse, yeah, I do, definitely know. But after
a while, you know, there's kind of some diminishing returns
on it too. Like I would never do it in public.
I wouldn't well, I mean, I would never like yell
at somebody, you know, explotives or anything like that. But
I got no problem with salty language, and now I
have a problem with a lot of salty foods. Rob, golly,
(06:24):
I don't want to get bloated, but salty language couldn't
care less, especially if it's creative. Right years ago, a
listener got me a book.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
I don't have it in here.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's in the box of things that I'm sure I
packed away from my former office when we were in independence.
But it was Shakespearean insults, you know, like old timey insults,
and those are some of my favorites. They don't hit
as hard because half of the words don't even exist anymore.
But you can kind of put Shakespearean insults you paunch
(06:59):
eat and naughty painted measle Now again it might you
make you feel good? And these would be difficult to remember.
You'd need a sheet in front of you. These just
wouldn't spring to mind. You know, you wouldn't get cut
off in traffic at traffic and go you spleeny rump
fed pig nut.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I might, I might save that one. I like that
a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Calling somebody a pig pig nut is great. You calling
milk livered, you milk livered, moldwarp. It's a lot of
alliteration in these two, you idle headed maggot pie. Yeah,
that's pretty good. I mean again, they are good. But
(07:38):
that's just a sheet that I have in here. But
somebody got me a book years ago of Shakespearean insults
for pig nut is solid. Pig nut is great, yes,
and uh listen. Not to be confused, of course, with
the Great band pig face. Pig nut is a whole
different situation. Maybe it's a spin off. What the hell
(07:59):
do I know? But you know salty language. Well, I
was next to a little girl in Marshalls and she goes, Mommy,
I farted, it's stinky, And she's like I was laughing
until it hit me. And this kid was not lying.
No kids, No kids are very farty, funny till I
tasted it.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
Uhha.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It literally punched me in the face. This kid, Mommy
is terrible. I can't have any more and cross the balls.
Mom my oldest head stoma. She had some stomach thing
when she was a kid. Boy, it was a digestion issue.
And my god, the farts. Little girl never make a sound.
Speaker 12 (08:39):
And just the my most proud moment as a father,
probably ever is because of a fart. We were at
a father daughter dance and we stopped for ice cream
on the way home, and there was probably three other dads,
and we took our kids and we were standing in
the vestibule between the main doors and the outside doors
hot boxing, hot box, and we're waiting for a table
(09:02):
because everybody has the same idea as we do. And
there's all these little girls in their dresses. She's maybe
second third grade, and I smell one and it was
it was it's obvious that it was hers.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And she looks at me and she has those eyes like, dad,
what do I do? And I just there's no escaping
and it's creeping death and everybody starts to notice, like
at the same time, and I looked at my buddy
and I'm like, dude, I'm so sorry. I'm like, my
stomach is killing me.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
I just tugged on my jacket and you could see
like she almost started to cry, like thank you for
owning that. And I was so proud. And Melissa's like,
that's really your like shining accomplishment as a yes, and
I'm like, yeah, I owned the world's grossest fart in
front of strangers for my daughter.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, that's true love, forget your daughter. A guy will
take ownership of his own farts so to be able
to adopt another kid's part.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
No, this one incredible. I don't know, man, I don't
know if I would have wanted to own this one.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
It was rough. It was a bad, bad fart.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
And like you said, it's winter when they have these dances,
So we're standing in this area that's just overly heated,
trying to yeah, you know, make people form as they
walk off, thick thick boyfriends, like on your clothes, breathing it.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Oh, it's brutal.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
You're gonna need a couple of dryer sheets to get
that one out. There's got to be a business model
there where you can rent yourself out as somebody who
will adopt other people's farts. I mean, it's it would
be probably impossible because it's just such a spontaneous bodily function.
You know, you couldn't be there all the time. But
maybe there was like a maybe you're somebody who's prone
to those.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Kinds of things.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You know, we all have friends who you know, things
like ibs and crones. We've talked to people you know, terrible, terrible,
uh inconveniences and painful and all that. So if you're
somebody who's stricken with those things and maybe you have
to go to some event, you know, you can rent
yourself out and you kind of you're off to the
sides and really notice. But anytime something terrible goes on,
you lay claim to it.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
Maybe I could be like the Superman fart hero, Like
I just I know something's coming in. Yeah, I spring
into action. Next thing, you know, I'm airborne. I'm where
I need to be on the fart for the person responsible. Yeah,
and I'm out onto the next one. Rob's the toote whisperer,
Like just a cloud of gas on my chest. Yeah,
cloud of gas on my chest two thirteen for the
(11:12):
U to the Rob Library, Into the Rob Library.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I'll add that one and we'll see what we come
up with.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Gotta have it moist. Oh boy, the cock Show on.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
One hundred seven.
Speaker 13 (11:29):
It's not every day you hear him complain about something.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Wait, yes, it is.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
One hundred point seven.
Speaker 13 (11:39):
Dommas, here's a deep cut.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I think this is an underrated kiss song. Now you
do have to some people bailed once they took the
makeup off. I think young and was said off to
lick it up like raat song. Gene Simmons singing lead
as per usual. Lyrics are terrible, but you didn't go
to kiss for the lyrics, right?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
You know?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Today is Kiss Day in Cleveland Row is it really?
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Hot on the heels of the demise of Ace Frayley,
I guess the toxicology reports are kind of starting to
trickle out on the Ace Frayley situation. Last couple of weeks,
by the way, on the well, I shouldn't say last
couple of weeks. Last week on two hours to midnight,
our metal show we were playing. We played Anthrax covering
Parasite by Kiss and this Saturday night, we're going to
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be playing Megadeath covering Strange Ways, which was a song
that Ace wrote. I think Peter Chris sang it. That's
early Kiss. If you remember Strains, it would have been
on Jesus. What was the one with the Japanese characters
on the cover of the album?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh God, hell?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think it was on Hotter than Hell.
Speaker 14 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Kiss always had a thing for Japanese characters, right. They
were on the cover of Crazy Nights too. I think
whatever Young in Waste.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
It is.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I love Anima or shiks.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I like Japanese women, just like anyone knows Young and Wasted. Yeah,
today's Kiss Day in Cleveland. Of course, longtime drummer Eric Singer.
I think he's from Euclid. I always confuse Euclid and Oliria.
I know they're in different directions, but I think he's
from Euclid. And I completely forget about Tommy Thayer. I
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know he was there a long time, and all due
respect to him, but they designated October twenty second is
Kiss Day in Cleveland because that was a date of
their very last show at the Romo Fijo two years ago.
Three years ago, my son came in for it. We
went to that very last Kiss show the Roma Fijo.
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So the Cleveland City Council had declared October twenty second
a Kiss Day in Cleveland because of that, our history.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
With Cleveland goes back through playing the Agora, and from
there is just a memorable roller coaster ride. Very often,
when we get the key to a city, they change
the lock as soon as we leave, and hopefully we'll
always be able to come back here.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Now do they still have that key? Can Paul Stanley
come anytime he wants and unlock the city of Cleveland
anything he wants? Just it's a master key to every building.
Speaker 15 (14:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I think I want some last scream, but Mitchell's has closed.
Paul Stanley, that doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
I got a key.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So yeah, October twenty second was the very last time
that Kiss played in Cleveland. It was a great show.
I love that show because I got to upgrade a
couple of listeners. We did the thing where if you
found me, I could upgrade you. Yeah, and a lot
of times, you know, if you upgrade, you go, I
got ticket upgrades for you. You know, you might put
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him in a little bit of a better spot from
where they are. So I'm walking around with my son.
I looked like a real big shot in front of
my son, like he you know, listen, I've been doing
this for a living, his whole life, so he's he
knows what it is. But it was so kind of
funny when people were like looking all over for me
because I had these tickets and I just happened you
had to show your buzzard.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yeah, right, yep.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
A lot of people wearing old kiss shirts and old
buzzard shirts anyway. I mean, anywhere you go at a
rock show, there's gonna be people just by happenstance in
buzzard shirt. And I come around the corner coming out
of one of those portals there my son and not
gonna go get a beer, and this couple walks up
to me and they go and they had they were
decked out and all that, and I go, do you
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still have the tickets? I said, yeah, I do, I said,
nobody has.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
If people are trying to find me, they haven't found
me yet. I literally just came around the corner of
my son and they were incredibly complimentary of the show
and uh and whatever, and I gave them the tickets
and these were they turned out to be third row tickets.
So I put these people who had been up in Loudville.
I think they came down to where I was and
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this couple, and I put them in the third row
for the very last line. It was amazing, It was
it was great and so uh yeah, and so obviously
they were very appreciative. And you know, I look like
a real uh hero there in front of my son.
And you know, Rob, you're always trying to impress your kids,
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and no matter how old they get, and so it's
uh and then he rolled his eyes and we walked and.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Got a beer.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
That sounds more like what I'm used to. Yeah, well
normally that's what it is. Because again it's to my
older kids, like it's a big deal, right. My younger
daughter she's used to it too now, but still she's
kind of like my daughter says to me all the time,
she goes, well, you're famous. I go, no, no, no,
I'm regionally recognized in radio. I said, that's very very different.
(17:18):
I said, I'm not famous. I said, there are people
who will recognize me. I said, but you know, once
I get out of northeast Ohio, that's it.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
That was more so the case though, you know, even
even five years ago, ten years ago. But I think
the more you know, your show is in multiple areas,
so people can listen on the app. They can, well
they can.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I just don't ever assume that somebody would recognize me
by my face. You know, there are people who have
listened to this show for a long time who say
they don't know what I look like. I mean, I
find it hard to believe that just out of curiosity,
you wouldn't go online and look. But there's people who like, oh,
I've never seen you guys. I you know, that's fine
that you know, again, we didn't get into this to
(18:01):
be on camera. It just so happens that we are
that dude that we met last week at your at
your cocks out. I think he I believed him whole
hardly when he said he hadn't met us or seen
us before. Johnny always got yeah, and he's like, I've
never seen you guys. I'm like, you work with computers, broy.
Well maybe it's like any other job, you know, when
he leaves and I want to mess with computers, or
you just don't think about it, you know, But yeah.
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I know a lot of people watch it. It's better.
We're better left to the imagination. All right, I am
amazing to someone's imagining. You're not missing anything by nuts.
I mean Rob, He's in amazing shape, right, this guy,
he's becoming an Adonis.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Oh please, not doing that, not yet. I'm working with
the good people at Mentality Health. Oh boy, I will
tell you I got my latest blood work back. I
am so like impressed with what's happened in ten weeks time.
Like six percent of my body fat is gone.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I'm that means that ninety four percent of your body
fat is sticking around. Six percent of my original number
is gone.
Speaker 12 (19:04):
Yes, okay, good, and that'd be something if I was
ninety four percent body fen We rolled me into a studio.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Well, I did that thing a couple of years ago.
I was like, I'm getting a little chubby here. And
a buddy of mine that I used to lift with
he goes, well, I know a guy is a wrestling
coach out of like Tricy or something, and they do
one of those bod pods. You ever done the bod pod?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, so you stripped down and I was able to
kind of wrap the guy because I go, oh, I
wrestled in high school and college and blah blah blah.
And you get down to your skibs and you sit
in this thing and it kind of removes the air
pressure or something and it gives you kind of some
data on your body.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And I don't know how accurate it is, but whatever
was an interesting bit of data to have. I think
it's very accurate.
Speaker 12 (19:42):
They have something really similar at mentality is they you
stand on this scale type of thing and it has
these pads under your feet. You hold on too with
your hands and you have to keep your arms out,
like you can't let your your arms tight.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
You sure there wasn't an E meter for scientology where
they trying to get you to like a level E
five clear Rodsky years beyond that. Rob keeps calling me
a suppressive person.
Speaker 12 (20:06):
I've just it's it's neat to see what can happen
with like the right amount of help. Like my testosterone
level is like three times what it was when I started.
My vitamin D levels are way up. I'm like, I'm awake,
Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Rob can open the studio door now and he doesn't
even have to use his hands and get out of breath.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Just push it open.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Let me go ahead and push this thing over.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
All right, guys, let me get that door for you. Allen. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
He's training to pull vault.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
It is it is next. It is pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
So find out how they can help you at mentality
health dot com slash Radio Anyway. Happy Kiss Day to
all who celebrates coinciding today with the last ever concert
that Kiss did here uh in Cleveland, Ohio. Gene Simon
wasn't there that day. It was Tommy Thayer and it
was Paul Stanley. They said that Gene Simmons needed to rest.
Speaker 12 (21:07):
Doesn't something still tell you like they're gonna show up.
They're gonna like, no, no, no, I know they're doing
this Kennedy Center thing, and it just screams. I feel
like they're gonna do something as a tribute TAKEE.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I feel like Kiss is the one band that will
not in eighteen months go we're going back out. I
don't think they're Motley Crue. You know they signed their
Nonsense in Blood five years ago. We're never touring again.
It wasn't even a year and those guys were back
on the road. They're like, oh right, we hate being
at home. I think the guys in Kiss, they're so diversified,
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you know, for all of the uh, all the ways
that people slag on them for, you know, never turning
down an opportunity to make a buck. They obviously don't.
Well they haven't needed the money for a lot, they
haven't needed the money for decades. But I just don't
think these guys you have that added level of difficulty
of getting in those goddamn costumes every night and put
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on that friggin makeup. Moley Krue didn't have to do that. Friggin'
Vince Neil doesn't even know what a Staremaster is.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
I just I feel like it's gonna it just it
lends itself so easily to what Kiss is and always
has been.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
With this with Ace passing away, like the tribute to
aceh they see them doing something at that Kennedy Center thing.
But I don't see them going back.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Out of the road. I don't think a full blown thing.
Speaker 12 (22:24):
But I feel like there's something there, Like they already
introduced those avatars at their last show, right, I just
there's gotta be something coming. It's did you see that
all the money that they have, all the access to
everything in the world that they have. And Paul and
Jean flew commercial to get to New York for Aces memorial.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, good for them. Jean was standing in the line
to get on the plane at the gate and he's
holding a bag, a suit bag up and it just
says tom Ford across the back and I'm like, this
dude's lugging at tom Ford's suit throughs. But these these
guys have also been real good with like fans, Oh totally,
(23:07):
And so that let's lets Gene Simmons be around people
that are go, oh my god, you're Gene Simmons. You know,
there's no missing it up, especially when they're together.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
No, listen, years ago, anytime Jean and Paul were on
this show is usually one or the other, Gene more
than Paul. It was one time years ago I had
both of them on. I remember they were promoting, but
it was Gene and Paul and they sat on the show.
They were like, we envision a day where Kiss continues
with other people in the costumes, and we're like, like,
it's a franchise like Guar, you know what I mean,
(23:37):
Like the original Guar guys. It's practically they're kids in
those costumes. Now, who cares? And they were like, Oh,
it could be anybody in those costumes. Kiss is a thing,
it's not necessarily us. All Right, I'm gonna bring Gene
Simmons and Japan full circle here. Okay, it's a band
called Easy Oh. Late eighties there was a whole big wave.
(24:00):
They were trying to make Japanese metal happen in the
United States, and he had a couple of bands. Gene
Simmons produced these guys. He had signed them to Simmons Records,
which never really got off the ground, and he basically
took an existing Japanese metal band and he painted their faces.
They looked like Japanese Kiss. They learned their lyrics phonetically,
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they didn't speak English, and he and some other guys
wrote some lyrics for him, and they put out a
couple albums and I was one hundred percent on board. Again,
lyrics were terrible, but I was all about it. In
the late eighties, well, the country of Japan has their
first ever female prime minister. Now she's going to steer
(24:45):
the country to the right. She's got a kind of
a lot of hinky politics. But what's getting the headlines
is the fact that she's a metal head and plays
the drums. She's a big Iron Maiden fan. She's a
big deep purple fan. Sani Takachi. Takaichi is a very conservative,
she's pretty like right wing there in Japan. But she
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is the first female prime minister that the country of
Japan has ever had. I think she took the oath
of office yesterday, and there's video of her on social
media and in other places playing the drums, and that
it's a big Iron Maiden fan. She a good drummer,
she's fine now. She was primarily doing it as a
(25:29):
younger woman. You know, the photos of her and that
are long time ago. But she was talking about how
she's had a long time affinity for heavy metal bands.
Most of them are you know, Japan is still a
country where like a certain genre of metal is still
(25:49):
very popular, you know, like glammy kind of. That's why
a lot of those eighties bands, when it all dried
up for them here, they could always go to Japan
and play basketball arenas, you know, or whatever stadiums. And
so she's a big Iron Maiden fan, and she's a
big fan of other Japanese metal bands, so she still
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listens to Iron Maiden regularly. Now, what this does is
it does introduce to a lot of people the cognitive
dissonance between being an ultra conservative politician and liking heavy metal,
which by and large is a genre committed to rebellion
(26:33):
and not letting anybody tell you what to do and
individualism and obviously far right people they all they want
to do is tell you what to do and so.
But she has been elected there in Japan. Now I
would like to think that maybe she'd break out them
drums for her inauguration or something. She said she used
(26:55):
to play drums in a metal band that did Black
Sabbath in Deep Purple covers. She still has an electric
drum electronic drum kit where she lives, and you play
those with headphones, you know, and so it sounds like drums,
but you're it's not everybody's cup of tea, you know,
(27:17):
drum because people don't have the space for real drums,
and electronic drums can be very expensive too. If you
get a high end set. I hated, Well, it doesn't
have the same feel. It doesn't have the same feel
because you're hitting like hard rubber pads. My thing is
when people go, well, if you live in an apartment
or something, it's a lot quieter, And it is, except
you're still hearing somebody beat on rubber pads, like if
(27:40):
you live with someone. Obviously, it's much quieter than playing
actual acoustic drums, and it sounds great right in your headphones.
You can dial up any genre, you can make your
drums sound like anything, So the appeal the technology is
really really cool, but you are banging on rubber pads,
(28:00):
and you know, and beating on rubber pads is always
better than beating off rubber pads, so that is a benefit.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
I suppose mine was made of mesh mesh heads so
would snap a little better. But I just I got
rid of them. I did not like it at all,
couldn't get used to them.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I don't think I would ever buy an e drum kit.
And they are getting better and better all the time. Right,
they look like acoustic drums now, you know, for a
while they kind of look like they just look like
electronic pads, but now they look like drumshells. Now those
get very expensive the more realistic they look. Oh for sure,
mine was only I don't know, seven eight hundred bucks. Yeah,
(28:38):
you can drop you can drop seven eight grand on
some of those yeah kids. Anyway, the new PM of
Japan there not only their first female prime minister. Of course,
Shinzo Abe was also an ultra right wing guy. He
was assassinated and that was his second go round. I
think is PM there in Japan. But you know, and
again all the photos they show off her, obviously as
(29:00):
a much younger woman's playing the drums and she's riding
a motorcycle and all that kind of stuff, It's like, well, yeah,
that would be the providence of anybody when they were younger.
There probably aren't a lot of older Japanese women still
playing the drums, and it's a nice distraction, obviously from
her ultra conservative politics.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
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Speaker 2 (29:46):
Your Cleveland Cavalier start their season tonight. Four teams began
the season last night, Lebron out for the Lakers. I
think it's the first time in a couple of decades
that guy hasn't been part of the season opener. They
lost the Golden State. But I mean he's sixty. Yeah,
he's having problems with his siatica.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
That's when you know someone's starting to get onto that
backside of the career, right, Like, it's not just the
knee anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
You know, Oh, he's out with a knee injury. Nice
siatic is acting up on him. Yeah, well he's forty,
which is one hundred in professional sports years. But you
know so, and then Oklahoma City and somebody else played
last night. Calves Knicks tonight at the Garden, seven o'clock
tip off, six thirty pre game here on MMS your
(30:36):
FM home for Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. And then Friday night,
I'll screwed over to Brooklyn play the Nets and the
home opener. We gave away a bunch of tickets for this.
I hope you won with the Calves are going to
be playing the Milwaukee Bucks here at home Sunday night,
six o'clock to kick off the season here at home.
So always a big to do to open the season.
(30:58):
At the Rocket Arena hashtag let them know Roight and
so Cavs Basketball to night on MMS and on the
iHeartRadio app, everybody texting me. There are stories of children swearing.
After I heard the little kid in a target whip
(31:21):
one out at his mom. Yeah, no, listen, I think
that that's a sliding scale, right. Somebody was like, my
kid is three and says like, mother, effor and god
damn it all the time, and that's my fault. Like, yeah,
that you might want to clean it up inside the
house there if like you know, cause you're not going
to tell as soon as you tell a little kid,
(31:42):
don't say that it's all they're gonna want to do.
I'm a grown man, and when somebody tells me not
to do something, that's all I want to do.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Alan.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
When I met you on the Funny Bus, I couldn't
believe how much you actually swear in real life.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
What's funny?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Even when I'm so used to hearing you on the radio,
it felt like hearing your mother cuss for the first time.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Somebody says, yeah, it is funny because I swear all
the time. You do even when we're off the air.
If we're just in here talking to each other.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'll sometimes let one slip, yeah, and I'm like, WHOA,
Like you're like, okay, always assume a microphone is on. Yeah,
but we've gotten over the course of thirty years, like
you know, your first couple of years in radio. I mean,
you're right, it is good to we do kind of
live by the maxim always assume a microphone is on.
But we also I'm back here running everything. I know
there's nothing on right right, but you do get really
(32:31):
good when the Red Lco's on of cleaning it off.
Speaker 12 (32:34):
You just don't curse. No, I've only done it what
like once, I think since I joined the show. And
it's and the hard part, even for somebody who's been
doing this for thirty years. Doing it in one way
for thirty years is one thing, but when you're having
back and forth conversation for four hours a day, yeah,
it's hard to sometimes forget.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh right, I can't say shrimp, I slip Like once
a decade, I'll really get on one and I'll forget
for half a second. So it takes just long enough
to forget where I am. And you know it's just
because we'll be cut so comfortable with the audience, rap
I would forget. Hey, this thing of having the conversations.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Man, Alan.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You see, the Leaves and Raptors adjusted their game times
for the Blue Jays in the World Series. They did, boy,
Toronto's coming together, the NHL and UH and NBA. They're
in Toronto. They were like, we're gonna move our game
time so people can watch the World Series Game one.
The Blue Jays are hosting the Dodgers in Toronto on
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Friday night. Also because everyone knows those sucking maple Leaves
are never gonna may as well. Leaves fans though, because
it's like, boy, if there's any team that should have
just two arms full of Stanley Cups, it's the Toronto
maple Leaves. Yeah, oh god, Leafs. But you don't but
(33:52):
you don't, No, no, you don't. But that's my CE
team too. Really, Blackhawks, uh, Pittsburgh Penguins, and Toronto maple
just because the Original six stuff like is that no,
just those are the teams that I've that I tend
to follow.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Red Wings.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
You know, my wife from Detroit, so it's like she
pays attention to the Red Wings. I was on in
Detroit for a long time, so I kind of had
to pay attention to that stuff. Yeah, but I worked
for the Penguins. I was an arena host for them,
Blackhawks on my home team, and I you know, I
have a big saucepot for Toronto. I spent a lot
of time there and and you know, it's it's Canada's
national pastime, and it's gonna suck when you just can't
(34:36):
get anything going, and you're a Canadian hockey team. Well
they can get stuff going, they just can't well close
the deal, you see. Like I I don't know that
I have a B team in hockey. Like I'm a
Bruins fan, yeah, and just always have been. But if
I were to have to root for anybody else, it
would have to be in a completely different division, and
(34:57):
it would have to be like the original guys. Like
I would have to say, Okay, if the Bruins don't win,
I'd like to see Chicago win because I dig the
original six stuff, the Saint Louis Blues. I'd be like,
all right, that's fine. I suppose Winnipeg is cool to
see them back, the Jets, I don't know, Vancouver maybe
who else? Like who else would I care about? Calgary, Calgary,
(35:19):
them Ottawa Senators. That's what I mean, Like, it's not sexy.
Speaker 12 (35:23):
And I hate the Canadians just by default saying division
as the Bruins. It's always been the biggest rivalry. So
I've always hated. Let me, I've always hated the Montreal Canadians.
I know we have a Canadian audience. I don't want
you to think I hate you. I don't hate that team. Yeah,
so like seeing all of those other teams, did you
see the Brad Marshawn return.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah, in Boston. Oh my god, dude, I'm not gonna
even pretend to tell you I didn't tear up on
that one. That dude was our guy.
Speaker 12 (35:53):
He was the associate captain forever, then the captain captain
for a long time, and then got traded off as
the captain to Florida. That was his first return back
to the Garden last night, and oh my god, dude, tears.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Well.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
I have an Eddie Olzek penguin Jersey. He's the only
guy and I knew him when I was in Pittsburgh.
He's the only guy who's played for all three of
my teams. Right, we had him on a black Hawks
he's from Chicago. I think he still does play by play.
I think for Blackhawks, played for the Maple Leafs and
played for the Penns, and there aren't a lot of
guys like that that you know, kind of jump out
(36:26):
at me. And he went to Brother Rice, which is
a Catholic high school in Chicago, and I love those guys.
Chris Chellio's knew him from when I was in Detroit.
People associated him with the Blackhawks in Chicago, but everybody
in Detroit loves him.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Is a red wing d He's one of those guys
that's why, you you know what I mean, Like Brendan
Shanahan's another one. Like yeah, I shall always think of
him as a dude from Detroit. But he bounced around.
He was with Saint Louis. He played in Hartford for
a couple of years and that's where I got to
know him. The Whalers. The Whalers cry, give me a
Whaler's jersey there, worked for them and we got to
see it of games, which was awesome. So that's where like,
(37:02):
oh god, I was there for the his like seasons
there and everybody was booing the hell out of him
because he requested to be traded out him out of Hartford. Yeah,
and that was when he went back to Detroit, and
I mean he like his final game there, he scored
a hat trick and people loved him by the end.
It was just awesome, you know. Yeah, some great hockey
(37:24):
I've gotten. That's one thing, Like, I love Hockey's probably
my favorite sport. And I've gotten to see so much
great stuff live over the years because of where I
was geographically. I was an hour like where I grew
up in Springfield, Massachusetts, it was ninety minutes to Boston
and forty minutes to Hartford, right, so I could go
to games all the time, right, And I kind of
rooted for both the Whalers and Hartford because of where
(37:46):
it was, I mean the Whalers and the Bruins. That
you could go to a game, you could see the
you know, the Whalers play some BS team on a
Wednesday night for ten bucks, nobody cared. But then you
can go to Boston and see your favorite team play,
even the Whalers. It was just it was fantastic. Sure,
too many hockey memories to to keep track of all.
And I remember calling the cat An a hole when
(38:09):
I was a kid. I didn't know what a man.
The cat was fine, but my mom made me apologize
to the cat. You go apologize to that cat that
can't understand English.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
That's a teachable moment. I think that's what they call it.
What if the kid was just teachable something wrong with
the cat's a hole. He wasn't like, you're an a hole,
and he was just like, hey, mom, there's something wrong
with the cat's a hole. All cats do is flash
their a holes always. You were just pointing, look at mom.
You're like the little Dutch boy putting your finger in
the dyke. He didn't know what was up.
Speaker 12 (38:39):
There's a good video of a little kid doing that
to a dog. It just showed up on like my
my Out. It's it's like pointing. The dad's like no, no, no, no,
no no no. He just sinks his finger and everybody
just starts laughing.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah, poor dog.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Well, better a finger than the tongue when you're a
little kid. Oh what's that? It looks like a cheerio.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah, work that tongue.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Get that slime off, gross grossing.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Dare you, sir, Alan? There's a three year old girl
missing near Medina. Can you make an announcement. Have you
heard about that? I haven't seen like an amber, No,
I have anything like that.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
There is no I didn't get an Amber alert that.
Let me see. Oh it's right there. First thing on
my uh on my yeah, my town website thing or whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's actively searching for a missing three year old girl
last seen today around one eighteen, so not that long ago,
seventy six hundred block of Hunter Drive in La Fayette Township.
Wing white pajamas, yeah, with Mini mouse on them. Please
call nine one one immediately or contact the Medina Police
(39:46):
Department if you have any information. Well, that would why
there's no AMBER alert then, because there's no other information
as to where she, Like, they don't know if she
was taken or if she just wandered off or what.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
That's it's just they're looking for her. There's no other
information what they're looking for. Oh boy, I don't know
exactly where that is. That's not near me, but near
enough that Jesus.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, if you're out that way, you keep your eyes peeled.
I can't imagine that if she crossed your field of vision,
you'd miss her. Yeah, you're not going to see her pajamas.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh man all and I volunteer at a haunted house
and there's this young kid and his mom, A young
kid and his mom, and I scared him because I'm
working the haunted house. And he said, oh f and
the mom slapped him across the face as hard as
she could, and I had to ski her away dress
as a monster. I mean, listen, if you take your
(40:43):
kid to a haunted house and he hurls out an expletive,
I'd say, in context of that environment, let that one go,
of course. Yeah, And then you get back to the
car and you go, Now, we're not going to have
that in normal, every day life. But you got scared. Well,
especially if you use it in the proper context, that
(41:06):
was efing scary. Yeah, Okay, if you don't use it right,
then you'd be like, okay, kid, come on, if you're
gonna curse, at least you don't know what you're doing,
show some show some uh you know some some some
uh like you're like you know what you're doing, like
you've been here before. Yeah, Allen, I was around eight
years old and I told my mother that the rabbit
(41:26):
was being a bastard. I mean technically, she asked where
I learned that word, and I said, Grandma, Yeah, well
that's where I learned it from my grandma, Right, Grandma
a bunch of assholes? Yeah yeah, my grandma salty as well.
I'm gonna burp here.
Speaker 16 (41:45):
Hey Allen, Rob, I'm a little confused on your stance here.
Listening to the podcast for Monday, you're talking about House
of Pain and jump around and it being a good
thing with exercise and not sitting around and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
But on the other side of things, did you.
Speaker 16 (42:05):
Just switch your stands because you used to really enjoy
the song about sitting. Sitting is the opposite of standing.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I want to know what's up, well, but sitting is
the opposite of standing. Right, It's still good to jump up,
jump up, and get down. So they were trying to
if nothing else, House of Pain, as we were talking
about the other day, House of Pain is trying to
instill in people a love of exercise.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
And if you, you know, can get yourself into a
giant crowd of everybody Poe going up and down at
the same time, all the better. It's unintended cardio. But
sitting is the opposite of standing. That's not even a
judgment that's just that's just correct, just fact. Yeah, that's
just fact.
Speaker 5 (42:57):
City is a wonderful game.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
This dude, by the way, just started the second season
of his show. Is a guy named Brian Alvarez, and
he's got a show called English Teacher over on FX.
It's very funny. But he went, you know, he was
spending a lot of time on TikTok and he would
do this thing where this filter on TikTok would make
his mouth look huge, and so he went crazy viral
with his sitting song with Brian Alvarez was doing. He
(43:24):
would this character TJ Mack I think is what he
called him, and he would do all kinds of videos
and just dicking around, right. A lot of it was
during COVID, but he was an actor and he was
trying to get shows made and he was always pitching
scripts and stuff and one of them, called English Teacher,
finally made it over to FX I think, and they
just kicked off the second season a couple of nights ago.
It's a very funny show. For people who haven't watched
(43:46):
English Teacher. Sean Patton is a very good comedian who's
one of the characters on that show. But they just
kicked off the second season the Speaking of comedians, Kyle
Kanaane is going to be in here tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
Oh nice love.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Kyle Kanaane from Suburban We haven't had him on the
show in a long time, but he's doing tomorrow night, Friday,
and Saturday at Hilarities. And Kyle Kanan is a very
specifically funny type of dude. He's just a naturally funny dude.
So I'm excited to catch up with him. So if
you're a Kyle Kanaan fan, I know there are a
(44:20):
lot of you out there. He will be in here
tomorrow to catch up. Speaking of sitting, I was reading
an article on how they are trying to get the
concept of butt breathing appropriate for humans. There are a
lot of animals that already do this. Now there is
(44:42):
you know, we talk about the Nobel Prize, that's the
thing that Trump pretends he deserves, but the Ignobel Prize
the opposite of this. They give out to people in
the scientific community who aren't exactly like finding things that
might change life as we know it. They're much more
kind of steric things that they've discovered, but they are
(45:02):
scientific in nature nonetheless, And So the people who won
this Ignobel Prize in physiology were scientists to discover the
lot of tiny mammals breathe through their asses, and so
it's silly, yes, on the surface, but they're like, look,
(45:22):
this might have applications to humans whose respiratory systems are
not fully functional. Can we retrofit this? Can we develop
this as a medical treatment for humans butt breathing. So
that's a clickbait that brings you in. But then when
you start digging into now, my first thought is, well,
(45:46):
we've perfected the exhaling part of the butt breathing. So
it strikes me you only have fifty percent of the
work to do, that would be the inhaling. But they are,
these scientists who have been studying this and developing this
and other species, are like, well, we you know a
(46:06):
lot of this stuff came out of COVID, because obviously
during COVID there were all these ventilator shortages and there
were all these people with respiratory problems and blocked air
ways and whatever, and so it was really born out
of that necessity, being the mother of invention after all.
But wouldn't technically the exhaling part I understand that we've
(46:26):
already perfected that part, but you're not exhaling the air
you've just currently breathed. Well, this is what they're going
to have to figure out because you got I mean
that's old air. Yeah, right, Yeah, they're going to figure
all this out. And I have to imagine that if
they can develop this for humans, they're going to have
(46:47):
to rename it. They're going to have to call it something.
I think they already call it intestinal breathing, which you'd
have to breathe in through your ass. Yes, right, well no,
because it's tell us to get to the lungs. Well,
I think these animals might use gills and so, I
again I'm not quite sure. The technical term is entral
(47:10):
ventilation via anus EVA through. So they're studying an animal
called the loach, which is like a bottom dwelling fish,
and this is the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center. I
don't know if the implication is that they're going to
(47:31):
be trying to figure out how kids can do this,
but I would imagine that if you're looking for a
group to roll this out to be part of the test,
who better than kids? Kids love the fart, got the
exhaling part out. Let's call it what it is, the
inhaling part. I'll take one for science.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Remember, it was just a couple of days ago. I
was talking about one of our bureau cheeses. I think
it was Ocean City, Maryland. They sent me the thing,
and the Ocean City police were going to do some
study on impaired driving impairment from marijuana, and they just
could not believe how many people wanted to volunteer to
smoke pot. They were like, we were inundated. Couldn't see
(48:13):
that coming. Imagine if the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center
team down the road goes, we're gonna need volunteers to
test butt breathing. I'd be in in a second.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I mean, there are very few things that are worth
going to Cincinnati for, let's be frank, but this would
be one of them.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
Allen, Sorry, I'm not going to be on the show
for the next couple of months. Well, what's wrong? Do
you have a medical issue?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
No? I was accepted into the butt breathing study in Cincinnati. Yeah, Grandma,
what's going to be in that butt breathing study? A
bunch of Okay?
Speaker 15 (48:47):
The Allen car Show on one hundred points the words
radio and Ohio both in in i. Oh Io is
one of the moons of Jupiter. Have fun trying to
figure out whatever the that means io Io.
Speaker 4 (49:08):
It's the Allen Cock Show.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
And one hundred point seven w MMS.
Speaker 8 (49:24):
Our little boy is four years old. I'm quite little man.
Speaker 14 (49:33):
So we spell out the words.
Speaker 8 (49:37):
We don't hold him to understand why tea oh why
or maybe s U R A R s A.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
What's the words we're hiding from him?
Speaker 17 (49:56):
Now?
Speaker 15 (49:57):
Tear the heart rock up ug.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
We have to spell that word for little Joe like
m O T.
Speaker 18 (50:15):
H E R F K S s age.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Be comes breathing today. All he can spell.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
All that very good.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
He's a d ip s h I H d ip
is as have this guy in Turkey or something who
is getting divorced from his wife and he's got to
pay her a lot of money because she sued him.
(50:57):
As crazy as this country is, as you know, people
talk about tort reform and all these frivolous lawsuits and things,
you know, and the guy running the country as he's
not the king of anything other than frivolous lawsuits. But
there's certain stories when you read you go there's no
way this is In the United States. A guy in
(51:20):
Turkey was divorcing his wife, and his wife sued him.
She wanted financial compensation simply because he saved her number
in his phone as Chubby in his contact list. Whoops,
that was the name for his wife and his phone.
And you know a lot of people you have their
husband or wife or significant other. Sometimes they have him
(51:43):
in as their name. Sometimes they'll have him in as
you know, a term of endearment. Some people just have
you know, have them in as husband or wife. Do
you have your wife's name and your phone as her name?
I have him as first last name.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
She always gets pissed at me for that. Yeah, it's
her whole name. Yeah, it just says funny.
Speaker 4 (52:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:03):
Five friends whose parents' names are in their phone, not
mom and dad, their names are in their phone, right,
that's what I have, Like, do you really what's your
mom's name?
Speaker 5 (52:11):
Joanne? Diane? Diane?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, I should know that that's my ex wife's name. No,
my mom is in my phone as mom and But
I think it's funny if your parent was in there
under their name. Now, why is your mom and your
phone as Diane?
Speaker 12 (52:28):
I just I used to always have a thing with
every being everything being in order, you know what I mean,
like like in contact, like I wanted everything to just
be by the person's name, so like at work especially.
Speaker 2 (52:40):
I think that's but if you had a So that
leads me to assume you don't have any other friends
named Diane.
Speaker 12 (52:46):
Last name, I'll just change the last time named Diane,
but different different spelling.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh really, yeah, Oh okay, yeah, so I'll I put
in wait, your wife's mom is the same as your
mom's name, yep, just spelled differently, has two ends in Diane,
her mother has one. That's crazy. That's not crazy, it's
you know, a very common common name in the late fifties. There,
So I guess.
Speaker 12 (53:08):
And I have my brothers saved you know, by his
by his name, not you know, just as you know,
like his first name around.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Well, I mean siblings, yeah, because you might have multiple,
you're not going to have like brother one brother too,
Like my siblings are all in by their name. My
mom is in his mom. My dad was in his
dad because I only had one of them, but my
dad was in his Yeah, my mom and dad were
in at one point in his mom and dad, and
then I changed it. Everybody's in by first last name,
and I and I do think that part of that
(53:36):
is because working in radio you get a lot of
people's radio names and stuff. So like I don't have
anybody here like as their real names in my phone.
Like you don't have anybody here by their real names?
Speaker 5 (53:50):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (53:51):
Like I put every well by their radio names.
Speaker 12 (53:53):
Like ever, every name that I have in my phone
is by someone's real name, So I have everything.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
In your phone.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
I see my iman as doctor Elgin Glimmering Pullport. That's
my legal name. Yes, I didn't think you wanted to
share that on the radio. I've mentioned it before. Alan Cox,
I was like, well, I really need a name that's
jazz just gonna yeah. I need something that you could
really see in lights. And I landed on Alan Cox. Okay,
real names, yep. I think if I know anybody else's
(54:24):
who else uses an air name here? Rover Charlie, He's yeah, Charlie, Mike.
That's the only guys on station. I mean, like my
I mean like, well, yeah, okay, you know so so
people will always sort of and I and honestly, I
have a lot of friends that have, you know, done
(54:46):
a lot of cool stuff in entertainment over the years,
and I have them saved in my phone as different
names than what their actual names are. Okay, so like
I'll know who it is, you know what I mean.
But like I always worried, even at a young age,
that like if if someone got my phone or got
into my phone, they'd be able to get all of
those contacts, you know what I mean. So I I
never wanted to be the one responsible for giving someone
(55:07):
your cell phone number for example, you know what I mean.
So I would I have everybody saved as different things
in my phone, and that's not hard to keep track of. No, No,
because there are people that I stay in touch with,
you know what I mean, Alan, what a coincidence. Rob's
mom is also Diane in my phone. Shut up, your
son of a bitch, up yours.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
It's not funny. It's my mom.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, Douci too. Yeah, okay, yeah, dick uh oh, it's funny.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
It was funny. Yeah, well done.
Speaker 9 (55:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Air names, I guess I because we work with the
radio people for so long, air names are are constant, right.
I don't know if it's such a thing anymore, but yeah,
certainly was back there and then the other stations and stuff.
There's people that you know, like our boss doesn't those
guys I use different names for them, like I don't
care as much about them, so they're just in there
(56:05):
as that. But right, well, anyway, this all came from
a guy in Turkey there who was divorcing his wife,
and she sued him for being in his phone as Chubby. Now,
you could make the case though that that if she
first of all, he figured she'd never see it, right,
And maybe he thought obviously he's going to know his
(56:26):
wife better than anybody else would conceivably that maybe he
thought that that was motivational. Now, I mean, that's a
dangerous line to walk. But it didn't say what he
was in her phone as, and that seems like that
would be vital information. Ooh, so scared chubby Wubby? Right, all,
(56:52):
my fiance's name is wait that kid, you right, My
fiance's name is my extra juicy Pomeranian. I am fuzzy
little man peach in hers. No, boy, I was gonna say,
somebody's working overtime. Uh okay. One of my best friends
(57:15):
is in my phone is dumbass, and one is drunken Jesus.
Speaker 5 (57:19):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Drunken Jesus. Yeah, I don't know that I have. You know,
every once in a while, I'll go through my contacts
or I'll be looking for a particular person and I go, Jesus,
I still have this person in my contacts because people
all you know, Dustin from Georgia. He goes, who's the
most famous person in yours and Rob's contacts? And I'd
(57:45):
have to look. I don't know off the top of
my head. But it's crazy to me because I'm also
somebody who and I haven't done it in a long time,
because I think once I got down to like three
hundred and nineteen people, I was good, right, Yeah, my
Facebook friends, I got down to like three hundred and nineteen.
I'm almost never on Facebook. Every one of those people
is somebody who I actually know. I never I never
(58:06):
put listeners on my personal page. But I don't have
nicknames in my phone. That's an interesting question. Maybe one
or two the most famous person in your phone? That's
a really I guess I hadn't thought much about that.
Let me look Kanye Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Why are
(58:28):
they they're all in here.
Speaker 5 (58:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
I could just call them right now, Rob, I'd say,
Barack Obama do a Yeah, Barack Obama probably your biggest celebrity.
I still have Stephen Hawking's number. I guess I should
probably delete that, shouldn't I that's not gonna.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
That's just how white folks will do you.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
That's right, mister president. Anyway, my ex's name is in
my phone. Allen as die Comma Anne die. Oh boy,
oh boy. Anyway, this guy, he's got to pay his
soon to be ex wife because she's They ruled that
(59:10):
she should be financially compensated for being saved for the
Turky tom Beck t m b K, which is the
Turkish word translating to chubby. And this all came out
in the disclosure during the divorce proceedings, and she said
that the nickname was degrading and that she should be
(59:34):
entitled to some of his income.
Speaker 5 (59:36):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (59:37):
And so they found the husband at fault ordered him
to pay her again. Could you imagine if that happens
over here, if everybody who put there, You know, listen,
I've been in situations before, you know, just dating situations
where you know, you get on the wrong side of somebody,
and they might temporarily change your name in their phone.
I had one ex that did that. Dickhead would have
(01:00:00):
been happier with that, would have been happier with that.
And I'm like, well, I'm never gonna see that. If
you hadn't told me, I would never would have seen it.
You're not standing next to somebody when you're calling your
phone and seeing your name come.
Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Up or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
But this is a cautionary tale. You know, this guy
is leading the charge here unbeknownst to him people in Turkey.
You're a married guy, just put your wife's name in
your phone. Don't put any nonsense in there. Now that
this lady is going to get some money for it,
because you go it was a derogatory it was supposed
(01:00:39):
to be. You know, I'm sure there are some cultures
where chubby would be a compliment to be considered thick.
See my little thick a little yeah. I mean it's again,
that's certainly not one that I would pick for a
significant other. But different strokes man. People have maybe heard
(01:01:01):
stories or anecdotes or whatever of all of the fallout
from that huge Amazon Web Services outage. It affected a
lot of things. You drill down on that a little bit,
and it's a little scary because that shows you just
how fragile the Internet is, right, and we've put all
(01:01:21):
of our eggs into that basket man with respect to
global business and communication, and just how we're way too
far along to have some backup plan for when the
Internet goes down. And so the global Amazon Web Services outage,
you know, exposed a lot of vulnerabilities just day to
(01:01:42):
day life. You know. It's one thing if they're like
I can't get on Facebook. I'm sure there's a lot
of angry ants yesterday, but like hospital services and ATMs
and ring cameras and you know what I mean. The
story that I read that was the crash also caused
because if you've seen the phrase the Internet of things,
(01:02:06):
things that don't normally need to be connected to the web,
but are right for the purposes of convenience and for
the purposes of companies selling these as added features. Right, Oh,
you've got an Internet connected fridge. Yeah, I don't need that,
you know, my fridge has that option. Don't need it.
(01:02:26):
I'll open it to find out what I need. I
don't need it telling me what I'm low on, so
you have the option of connecting these or not a
lot of them, you don't have the option. That's just
how they're two thousand dollars smart beds by a company
called eight sleep. After the Amazon Web Services crash, it
caused these two thousand dollars smart beds to overheat and
(01:02:49):
get stuck in the upright position. These are adjustable beds,
and these are people who have spent a lot of
money on these beds, causing chaos in bedrooms across the
United States because they found that the smart beds now Again.
This is a good way to troubleshoot too. You know.
It's like when the companies hire hackers to find the
vulnerabilities in their code and they go, well, here you
(01:03:11):
get a you know, a white hat guy, and you go, well,
here's where your problem is gonna be. These companies are
learning where the problems are now, and they found out
that these smartbeds had no offline mode and so they
would just continue to heat up. Now again, I don't
know how popular these are. I'd never even heard of
this mattress before. But if you had one, smart beeds
(01:03:32):
and yeah, a smart bed, smart beds just really dumb users.
Really where we've gotten the beds overheated, some of them
stopped cooling all together, and a lot of people said
that their devices had become completely unresponsive.
Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
I think of that.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
God, what's the scene in Jackass where Johnny Knoxville is
dressed up as the old guy as Seymour or whatever
it is, and he goes into the bed store, remember that,
and it like he pretends like it's crushing him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's just what I think. Yeah, that's what I figure.
Or like when oj was in the hospital bed and
(01:04:08):
then naked gun, Yeah, he's getting folded in half. Couldn't
happen to a nicer guy, as it would turn out.
But uh so the company, now, everybody, every company that
was uh you know, selling a product had to really
be apologetic about it. Oh, working hard to get back online.
You know, some things are more important than others. You know,
(01:04:30):
if you're working at a CVS and the outage means
that the pharmacy is offline, there's going to be a
lot of people who are going to be impacted by that.
I was telling you about it yesterday.
Speaker 12 (01:04:41):
We went I went for that appointment, and they're not
a critical medical facility. Yeah, but they were completely offline.
She's like, I have like eight hundred emails I have
to get. I'm like, yeah, it's crazy. Well, imagine the
ones that are well.
Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
And not only that, it's not like when they do
come online everything's fine again, because then everybody has to
So then everybody has to spend the next couple of
days catching up from all of the stuff that they lost.
But uh, you spend two thousand dollars on a smart
bed and then it goes up. Oh my bed's offline. Yeah,
(01:05:16):
so it's now on fire.
Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Listen, we were talking about those Coler poop cameras yesterday, right,
those six hundred dollars cameras. What if those go online?
I don't know what my poop is doing now it
stopped analyzing my data, you know what.
Speaker 12 (01:05:29):
I was wondering, Like, I wonder if there's a cheaper option,
Like can you just use your Like, is there an
app in your phone you can use and just take
a picture of it when you're done with it and
have it do the same thing. Yeah, I mean I
take pictures every one I do anyway, so I may
as well upload it to a site somewhere.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Uh huh, I've already downloaded it into my toilet balls.
I'm up seen, friends, I may as well do something
with it. This is where we are in twenty twenty five.
People are sending their turns to the cloud.
Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
It's for health reasons.
Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Alan.
Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
When my ex calls my phone, it plays the Imperial March.
That's exactly what I had for my ex wife. Yeah,
I'm not joking when she calls, it's been in there
for so long. I mean, she hated my guts for
a long time. Like we finally kind of got over
(01:06:22):
that hume. She got remarried and you know, some years
ago and and and got redivorced and all that. But
you know, because our kids are little when we split,
so it was like understandable that she her head would
explode the mere thought of me. I just ever changed it.
I should because we do. We were very cordial and
this point now it's just funny, yes, and now it's
just your kids are in their early twenties, like you know.
(01:06:43):
But yeah, boy, that's no joke. You made it through
the hard part, yes, and it was a hard boy.
God damn, Alan, I have an X so I named
just why, because screw that psycho. I am fascinated by
the people who still have those people in their phone.
You know, people are like, oh, that's I still have
(01:07:04):
my X on my phone?
Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Why? Why?
Speaker 8 (01:07:08):
Well? No, why?
Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Like I listen, I'm not a rearview mirror a guy.
When we're done, we are done, You're out of my phone.
We're done. But a lot of people are not like that.
You know, that's like, wow, we're still kind of friendly,
are you though? Because all you ever do is talk
shrimp about them.
Speaker 12 (01:07:25):
That's something I really should do. I just went I
have nine hundred and fifty nine contacts on my phone.
But it's because I know the phones over the years,
I've just had people's numbers. How do I go through
now and edit that and get rid of people?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
How to do it? One in a time?
Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Tell how many people? Oh you know, how many contacts?
I have my phone? One hundred and thirty seven? Really,
and I bet I could get rid of a quarter
of those. Yeah, I just have I have, Like I
can tell you right here. The first one that I
see is this guy named it just says Bob. It
was a dude that I worked with thirty years ago.
I have not talked to since I don't. I have
(01:07:58):
the what I think is the old WMMS hotline in here.
I wonder if it'll ring in here. I wonder if
it's the same me. Open it up and I'll tell you. Yeah,
I don't know if the number. I would see it
ring over here right one of.
Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
These lines you would.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, So I think it's the old WMMS hot line.
So guess what I can get rid of that it
did doesn't even operate anymore. Yeah, I've got uh now,
I'm down to one hundred and thirty six. Rob Abby
was a record rep that I worked with twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Like, why do I have? But how do I go through?
Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
I'd have to multiple can I can you do a
mass delete? Well, I don't know about that. I mean
with nine hundred, I mean again, it wouldn't take me
long to go through. I got one hundred and thirty
six people. Billy Affordable Glass. It was the guy that
changed my windshield in Rhode Island, right Like I have
my my former in law's house phone number in here
(01:08:49):
right now. I was very useful when my kids were younger,
when I had more frequent contact with them.
Speaker 12 (01:08:54):
Don't need it now. It was already laying there's one
I'm him in here. That's uh, that's famous and a
number I probably don't need. There you go, hes still alive?
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
He is?
Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah, yep, I've got Ron Jeremy in my phone. Is
he still alive?
Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
I want? That's a bad one, Hedgehog.
Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Yeah, after all that stuff, I wouldn't admit that I
hired him, but is he still alive? I had him
do a cameo during COVID for the guys in my
fantasy football league.
Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Yep.
Speaker 12 (01:09:23):
And like not even a month later when all that
stuff came out about him and he went to prison,
and I was like oops because I had like literally
just gotten it back and sent and I was so
proud and it's like it and then I was like, well,
you know what if you honestly have something to say
to me about what some scumbag porn star guy did, like,
screw yourself. I thought it was funny guy with a
humongous hammer leaving a message for a bunch of idiots
(01:09:44):
in a fantasy football league.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, yeah, I got a lot of people. Got Lewis Black,
Joe Coy, Lewis Blacks.
Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
That's a big one. He could he could be towards
the top I bag. But but we all know Joe bonamassa, Hey,
that's got to count for something.
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Dicky Barrett is in my phone? Who else?
Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
See?
Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Anyway, I'm gonna go through those and I I one
hundred and thirty six now, which you can delete. I
could get it down. I swear I could get down
to fifty. I could get down to fifty. I found it,
biggest one. I've got what's up? Alan Cox?
Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
Shut up?
Speaker 15 (01:10:19):
Rob the Allen Cox Show on one hundred seven MS,
call the Allan Cox Show.
Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Thanks for turning me on and then allowing me to
spend this time with I hope I can turn you.
Speaker 9 (01:10:38):
One two one six five seven eight one double oh
seven or one eight three four eight one double oh seven.
Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Three five to send me a text. CALVS play tonight,
opening the season in New York the Garden against the Knicks.
Seven o'clock start, so six thirty pre game begins here
on MS. The home opener against the Milwaukee Bucks Sunday
Night with the Rocket Arena. Everybody telling me from yesterday
why Andrew WK doesn't need money because he's married to
(01:11:13):
Kat Dennings. Yeah, but is she like rich rich That
was my question. I'm like, well, it's not like she's
a billionaire or anything. I mean, I'm sure they're just fine.
I don't think they have kids. That's the best way
to keep your mind. She's got some of that syndication money.
But yeah, she can't be like just craping hundreds. Eric
out in sarvar Pa.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Party hard is used in arenas all over the country,
so I'm clearly getting money from that. You know, when
the Penguins score a goal, they play party hard. Probably
a lot of Yeah, a lot of teams use party hard,
So yeah, I get money for that. That's a good song. Ps.
Eric says, I listened to the show and they're running
(01:11:52):
an anti trafficking spot with Mario Lopez. Yes, he sounds
way too excited to talking about human trafficking. Yeah, but
don't they I heard it too, I said, I thought
it was so funny. Well, because it's it's set up like,
hey Mario full time, but he starts with like this
big delivery. Hey it's Mario Lopez here.
Speaker 12 (01:12:14):
If you're worried about being sexually trafficked and shoved into
shipping containers, maybe you'd want.
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
It's like, what do you whoa whoa whoa? Well, because
when I post our show every night to our Facebook page,
I will go back make sure it's there, make sure
that the show begins where it's supposed to begin. And
so the pre roll ad was Mario Lopez.
Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Hey, what's up? It's Mario Lopez. Back to school.
Speaker 19 (01:12:35):
It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,
and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers
can exploit.
Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
All right, hey, guys, I thought he was good. I'd
never heard that until Eric out in Sarbar turned me
onto it. I'm not sitting to the dumb ads right
that I don't get any money from on my own show.
Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
But also, I mean, listen, that's his whole thing, right everybody.
But yeah, but don't start that excited. Hey, back to
school time is a great time. That's them say it.
It's it's technically the spot is for DHS Department of
Hallline and Security. I thought that it was an ad
for coals. Yes, hey, pencil cases. You know, don't spend
(01:13:19):
all that money on sneakers elsewhere when you can get
two pairs from yep, s talk about in coals cash.
Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Not. Hey, make sure your kid doesn't end up in
a shipping container right in Belarus. Oh my god, Yeah
I heard that too. Man, that's funny as hell.
Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Hey, what's up? It's my Lopez. Back to school.
Speaker 19 (01:13:37):
It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,
and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers
can exploit.
Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
Human trafficking doesn't always look like what you expect. Everyday
moments can become opportunities for someone with bad intentions. Learn
the signs and how to report at DHS dot gov
slash blue campaign.
Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Wow, you think that you had like a casey case
and break in the middle of that, like and then
they had to edit it together, and he's.
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Like, hey, this Mario Lopez and back.
Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
To school can be a time where it's difficult to
get back to your normal Holy Jesus, who the hell
snuck this in between my Chipotle ads? I gotta do
a goddamn death dedication.
Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
You want me talking about to.
Speaker 17 (01:14:21):
Be a strange dedication request, But I'm quite sincere and
it'll need a lot if you play it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Recently, there was a death in our family.
Speaker 17 (01:14:29):
He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was
most certainly a part of let's come start again from
coming out of the record. Play the record, okay, please
see when you come out of those up temple goddamn numbers. Man,
it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you got
(01:14:49):
to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this
to me all the time. I don't know what the
hell they do it for, but goddamn it, if we
can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
He's down on the phone.
Speaker 17 (01:14:59):
Okay, I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out
of a record that isn't a thing up tempo record.
Every time I do a goddamn depth dedication.
Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Maybe Mario Lopez was coming out of an up tempo
goddamn number and he didn't want to In his slight defense,
that would be a tough vibe to modulate, because you
don't want to start out going, Hey guys, it's Mario Lopez.
Let's talk about human trafficking. So it's a weird I
don't know, man, change and vibe, but you know, I
(01:15:28):
think that's the only way you can approach that. If
I got asked to do that tomorrow in a serious tone.
I wouldn't go on and be like, hey, what's up, everybody,
Let me tell you all about my friends at the
Department of Homeland Security. Man, these guys know what to
look for when human trafficking is going on.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Yeah, look up, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Dude, you just start with, like, hey, look, here's something
uncomfortable nobody wants to talk about.
Speaker 12 (01:15:51):
Right, here's something to look out for. Blah blah blah
blah blah, and just talk thing. Sit there and be
Johnny Puke DJ and talk about that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
What's up.
Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
It's Mario Lopez back to school.
Speaker 19 (01:16:02):
It's an exciting time, but it can also be overwhelming,
and kids may feel isolated of vulnerability that human traffickers
can't exploit it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Yeah, he does. He literally starts way up here and
then just slowly fades down. Guys, Maybe that you know
he was bro hugging Andrew Tait in a UFC fight
last March. Maybe this is his penance for the whole outcry. Right,
Andrew Tate's a convicted sex trafficker, and you know, Mario
Lopez couldn't have been happier to see him.
Speaker 12 (01:16:29):
But again, that's where you like, you just gotta be like, hey, guys,
it's Mario and look. I was on a show called
Saved by the Bell, and I couldn't imagine if something
happened to any one of those high school classmates I had.
Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Done.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Hey guys, maybe you saw me with one hand down
Andrew Tate's pants. Listen. I can't tell you sex traffickers
are not my friends. Of course, our president loves guys
like that. Those are his peers. But I don't know
if a slater was trying to get blown up. Of
course he's MAGA adjacent to so I doubt they had
to twist his arm to do dhs ads. But I
(01:17:07):
hadn't heard that until Eric emailed me and he's like, yeah,
what's up with the uh? By the way, I'm being
told over the text that they found that little girl
in the Dina.
Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Oh they did.
Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
They put out an amber alert a little earlier, and
I kind of repeated the details. But she has been
found safe. Yeah, I just got that to him. Yeah,
girl from a Dinah located also a lot of people.
Last segment, we were talking about having people in your
phone that you never talked to anymore. And if you
went through and kind of scrubbed your contact and a
(01:17:38):
lot of people were writing me and going, I keep
x's and stuff in my phone so I know the number.
So if they call, I don't pick up. And I'm like,
but I don't pick up anyone's calls. So why wouldn't
you let it go to voicemail? Why would they be
in your you scrub them from your phone? Listen, you
do you? I'm just I never understood the whole, like
keeping x's in the phone I got. I got a
(01:17:58):
hundred xces, not one of them is in my phone.
And if if somebody happened to call me and I
didn't recognize the number, I'm not picking up anyway, so
they would leave you a voicemail and then you would
know it was them. You wouldn't be somebody said, I
call my ex. I have my girlfriend slash baby Mama
saved in my phone as jumper cables because she's always
(01:18:21):
starting shrimp.
Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
I don't know if that's your joke, but if it is,
that's good. I met Melissa when I was twenty three,
so I didn't have a lot of x is saved
in my phone. You know what I mean, Like, there
was a lot of girls that I saw and dated
and hear in the other so they're probably quite a
few in here, but I don't, like, I never really
had that. It was just a different time. Oh and
I didn't have cell phones in coll We didn't have
(01:18:46):
cell phones in Yeah, that's right. So I was like,
but I mean, I don't have explicit beeps. Yeah that
Mountain dew beeper. I I in the years in cell phones,
I don't have a single X. I mean, obviously my
ex wife's in there because she's the mom and my kids.
But I know people were like, well, because really, if
(01:19:09):
it's somebody with whom obviously you got a kid with
them or something, and you know, but the whole like, well,
I want to know if they call, so I know
it's them, you wouldn't pick it up anyway. I didn't,
And I also somebody said that way, if they call,
I can remember not to answer.
Speaker 12 (01:19:22):
But what But I also never really had a breakup
end in such a way that if I ever heard
from that person again, it would be terrible. All mine
were that I never had that. One of my exes
that I was with the longest. We're still friendly, like
we still communicate and you know you gets your kid.
Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
No, no, no, this was a different one. And I
told you the only Fans girl.
Speaker 12 (01:19:42):
I never dated. It was just someone I dug. We
went out a couple of times, but it was never
like we dated dated, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
And from what I've seen of late, I'm very happy
I did not purchase said OnlyFans account. Oh really yeah, okay, yeah,
ross eyes a forty two.
Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
Long and well I would go even larger.
Speaker 17 (01:20:04):
It was more.
Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I saw a photo of her on her Facebook page.
She was doing some gardening and she was wearing I see.
Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Saw what I needed to see to clear my curiosity.
She was gardening and there were too many bushes. There
was There was a lot of bushes and very very
long objects in the way of the bushes. I see understood. Yeah, yes, uh,
that person who texted me is a cop out in
Madinah County.
Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
No, it said check your doorbell footage if you were
out that way because it's a it's believed that she
walked off around one o'clock. That's scary man, three year
old all of a sudden just not there. Yeah, but
at least now. I mean, there really are trade offs
for us voluntarily sleep walking into a surveillance culture, for sure.
This is one of those situations where it's very helpful
(01:20:56):
to have a lot of those cameras.
Speaker 12 (01:21:00):
I just can't imagine how scary they must be for
those poor parents. Jesus, Yeah, of course, Oh a three
year old. You're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
One second you're watching Sesame Street and fine, and the
next second not there.
Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Oh christ.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
All do you guys have people in your phone who
have passed away? I have family members. I can't delete them.
Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Yep, I have some.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
I don't know if my dad is still in my phone. See,
I don't need my phone to talk to my dad
though here this.
Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
Is your further speaking from new lecture.
Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
I can talk to my dad that way. Oh I
do have my dad in my phone still. No, I
don't think I have other dead people.
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Well I do.
Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I mean, I'm just going right now, and I've typed
in names that they're all in here. Yeah, I guess
I have two or three dead people in my phone.
My best friend Tony. I couldn't bring myself to delete,
but that's probably one that I should. And again, why
I understand saving voicemails.
Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
Right, guy that I.
Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Worked with died of cancer like three years ago, very
very close with him. Yeah, I still haven't deleted him
have a voicemail from him? Again, I don't know. I
guess I should just do that. It doesn't make sense
not to. Yeah, Alan, what would that Mario Lopez ad
sound like in the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 20 (01:22:16):
Yes, Hey, everybody, it's slippy Denvers.
Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
It's back to school time. Make sure you have bookstraps
are lined up, but look out for human traffickers. Look
out for anyone who walks up behind you and offers
you a penny candy. Do you see that man dressed
up as a hobo over there?
Speaker 20 (01:22:36):
He might be a human trafficker. He might what be
called a homo sexual back then, Oh, hobo sexual right
back then?
Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
That we don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Someone tries to steal your books or asks if they
can shine the buckles on your school shoes. Tell them
I'm off to school.
Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
I don't want to go in the back of your van,
your ice box in my vehicle.
Speaker 20 (01:23:08):
That milk truck doesn't look like it could fit someone
of mine.
Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
What do you mean you want to fold me up
and put me in a So it might sound like
that hobo sexual mom might sound like that. Well those
old PSA's right. I used to blame a lot when
pound Cake was on. But it's funny those old timy
like you know, they're sick in the mind and they
want to know where you are. You never know when
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the homosexual is about. That was my favorite, combining it
with a hobo. That's what made it for me. Hobo
sexual sexual is.
Speaker 8 (01:23:40):
Yeah, homosexual.
Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
It's no longer hide in shadows giving secret signals of recognition.
Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
To each other, secret signals. Look out for the secret
gay signals, the bat signal. Yeah, it's probably just the
index finger through the hole. Oh gesture, Oh yeah, you
want to go on a skiing trip.
Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
But Jimmy didn't know was that Ralph was sick.
Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
A sickness that was not.
Speaker 15 (01:24:07):
Visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious.
Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
A sickness of the mind.
Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
You see, Ralph was a homosexual.
Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Oh you see, Ralph was a homosexual. He'd probably be
the first gay person named Ralph. But yeah, right, Alan
of Ocean Accuracy Andrew Tait has yet to be convicted
of sex trafficking Okay, Yes, nobody's on the fence about
that guy. You are correct as legally you are correct,
(01:24:39):
right listen, and nobody's unsure as to where his intentions are. Alan,
I'm seventy, I've had quite a few dead people in
my phone. Well yeah, and the older you get, the
more dead friends you have. But I mean, you know,
over the past ten years, I mean literally, the people
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I was closest to in my life all died one
by one. So it's like, I'm not going to take
them out. But I was closer to them than anybody
I still have living. So I don't know what you
do with that. A plane crash. Somebody sent me this
(01:25:23):
one of our bureau chiefs out in California. An old
guy is flying a plane. I guess we just let
anybody get behind the controls of a plane now. Anyway,
he hits a woman on the ground. I don't know
how you get hit on the ground by a plane.
You can hear it coming. This was in a park,
(01:25:43):
an emergency landing on a soccer field in Long Beach.
In the aircraft came down. Everybody's okay, I guess, I mean,
a couple of people are hurt, but They're like a
lady was walking her dog and got hit.
Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
I'm like, how that sucks you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Maybe she was old too and couldn't get out of
the way once it hit. The woman's in her forties,
I mean tilt an elderly man who had to be
extricated from the aircraft. We are following breaking news a
small plane has crashed in Long Beach. Gill lavis in
Skypine with all those details.
Speaker 8 (01:26:16):
Gil, Lauren and John.
Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
We just arrived here. This is on off of Carson Street.
Now we understand this is a autie pie with in
the sky. See this what looks like an experimental aircraft
that came down on this ball field. We're waiting word
from Long Beach Fire and the Long Beach Experimental. An
old man in an experimental aircraft. I know all the
(01:26:39):
air traffic controllers are like, you know, on leave because
of the government shutdown. But Jesus, I just don't know
how you get hit by a plane when you're on
the ground. Well, because you're not expecting a plane.
Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Yeah maybe not.
Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
The old guy's up there flying an experimental flying machine.
Who knows if it's making any noise? I guess, so
comes in hot takes her around. Yeah, here's e.
Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
I can't stop this thing, Jane, get me off.
Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
This crazy thing. Nice contemporary reference for you kids, and
let me please.
Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
I crashed my flying machine.
Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
A woman in her forties have been walking her dog
in a popular park when she was struck.
Speaker 20 (01:27:27):
That blows.
Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
They both suffered moderate injuries, transported to a local hospital.
The old man had to be cut from the plane.
But yet, like I was in La the last time,
I think, the last time is ten years ago, twenty fifteen,
when Harrison Ford crashed again. Yeah, you know, he's a pilot.
He crashed a pen Maar golf course which is in Venice,
(01:27:50):
and I was in I was twenty minutes away. I
was in Santa Monica. I'm just killing time walking around
Century City, and it was on there was a TV.
I haven't drink at this bar, and there's a thing
Harrison Ford crashed at Penmark golf Course. I'm like, that's
twenty minutes away. And I know this was pre uber
I think, and I was like, oh God, I wonder
if I could. I'm not gonna get a cab in
(01:28:10):
Santa Monica in the middle of the day.
Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
Oh he should have went down.
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
I know I wanted to because I'm just sitting there
watching the coverage. I'm like, Oh, that's so close. Harrison
Ford couldn't stop crashing. Hey, he just did it again
pretty recently, didn't he did he? I don't know, I
think so. I think it was like I thought twenty
fifteen was the last one. No, I don't see that
he had crashed before that. I think we had one
since I've been on the show. Okay, Harrison helicopter crash
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in ninety nine, a runway overshoot in two thousand, the
golf course in twenty fifteen. Okay, the taxiway in twenty seventeen,
and a runway crossing mistake in twenty twenty. So he's
had two since that. He remains an active flyer and
has expressed remorse for his mistakes.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Get off my plane.
Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
I mean, if there was any civilian doing that, they
would probably rescind their flying license.
Speaker 12 (01:29:02):
It's Hans Solo. How do you take away Han Solo's
freaking flying because he keeps crashing the planes?
Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Does this matter?
Speaker 12 (01:29:08):
He's Han Solo man and tobacco with him. Yeah, it's
the president. Yeah, he can't kick out of his plane
all right.
Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Mister Ford. No matter how we want to let you know,
no matter how many times you fall out of the sky,
we're not going to do anything about it. You'll be
taken to a nearby hospital. And I received treatment, Thank
you very much. What about that woman I hit? He
was flying like a like a military plane the last time,
and the one he put down on the golf course
that was like as a trainer, yeah, but I was like,
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it was the middle of the day and breaking news.
Harrison Ford his crash landed in Penmark golf court. I'm like,
oh my god, it's right there. He took off from
Santa Monica Airport. I'm in Santa Maga. It takes off
from that airport. So he wasn't in the air that long.
He literally got to where he wouldn't like immediately follow
this guy and I. He got up in the air
(01:30:03):
and then had to put it down in Venice, Like,
oh my gosh. Yes, So we did it recently.
Speaker 12 (01:30:08):
So while they were filming when was this February tenth,
twenty twenty five, Helen Mirren saw Harrison Ford's plane crash
trauma firsthand while filming a scene for nineteen twenty three.
Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Oh Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Oh yeah, they're in that Yellowstone spin off prequel.
Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
Whatever please, I crashed my flying machine.
Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
The Allen Cock Show.
Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
On one hundred points of best woay to resist the machines.
Speaker 14 (01:30:50):
Dumb down your smartphone by listening to this crap.
Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
He won't even remember how to tell time.
Speaker 14 (01:30:57):
The Ellen Cock Show on one boy seven WMMS suckers none.
Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
It talks, but it can't touch my three lock box.
Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
By the way, congrats to Leslie Martin check. I'm probably
slaughtering her name. She's out there in Columbia station. Got
those tickets for Night Ranger, and I will have more
tickets for you tomorrow and Friday if you dig those guys.
They're playing end of November at MGM Northfield Park. I
was probably ten or eleven years old nineteen eighty three,
(01:31:43):
so I was probably eleven. I saw this tour. I
saw Sammy Hagar on the three lock Box Tour. A
friend's older brother took me and my friends. Wow, and
Night Ranger opened. This was at the UIC pavilion. This
is University of Illinois, chakag Go. UIC Pavilion was Sammy
Hagar Night Ranger, And I was reading about a guy
(01:32:09):
who got arrested for impersonating Sammy Hagar. Now I'm gonna
show you a picture. If you're watching the live stream,
this is a guy who walked around telling everybody I
am Sammy Hagar. And there's nothing you can say that
it's going to convince anyone otherwise. This is Mount Vernon, Illinois.
This is deep southern Illinois. You're probably ninety minutes. You're equidistant.
(01:32:32):
If you want to go to Paduca, Kentucky or Saint Louis,
you got a little over an hour to get there.
And he was taking into custody after impersonating Sammy Hagar
at several area businesses, including bars, banks, and the local
vape shop. A guy named Ronnie Putnam. Now that guy
looks like a Ronnie Puttnam. You couldn't pick a better
(01:32:54):
name to match that man. Nope, And he entered multiple
establishments there in the greater Mount Vernon metropolitan area, claiming
to be the real Red Rocker and try to open
multiple accounts under the name Sammy Hagar Enterprises LLC.
Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Oh that's so good.
Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
One location said that he even performed a brief a
cappella version of I Can't Drive fifty five in an
effort to prove that he was, in fact the Red Rock.
Could you imagine if that worked. If you're the bank
guy and you're like, oh, I mean, that sounds way
too much like Sammy Hagar to not be Sammy Hagar.
I know, the cameras must add seventy five pounds to
(01:33:35):
Sammy Hagar because he looks bigger in person. Well not
only that, but you could be forgiven for going. You
know what, I haven't seen Sammy Hagar in a minute.
I mean, Sammy's like what eighty now or something, or
seventy one or you know, so Samy still looks pretty good.
But you know, this guy could pass for seventy. It's
fifty eight Ronnie Putnam. And he told the establishments. He
(01:33:57):
told one bank he was on tour but he needed
to cash a royalty check. And the bank teller said
he was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of Margarita Mix,
So I thought it was actually him. This is a
real story. Who's gonna go When he smelled like Margarita Mix,
that means you know a lot about Sammy Hagar. If
(01:34:19):
you know that much does make sense. This is a
fake story. Anyway, bottle of in his hand. It says
he was arrested after presenting a homemade I D Card
that said Sammy Hagar Rock God. I feel this feels
made up? This feels doesn't it made up? A bank
teller is gonna knows enough about Sammy Hagar to go.
(01:34:40):
Miley was wearing red sunglasses and he smelled like Margarita mix.
That's a deep dive. You know that much about Samy Hagar,
but you don't know this guy in him. I mean, yeah,
there's no confusing those Even if you hadn't seen Sammy
Hagar in the last five years, ten years, you're not
gonna go. Well, you let himself go. Look at that
shee sam really put on some way, didn't he. How's
(01:35:01):
he still on the road with those bands? It's really fat? Now, Yeah,
here's real Sammy Hagar. There's Sammy Hagar right, still looks
pretty good. Sammy's not doing diabetes commercial. There's Ronnie Putnam. Anyway,
they said there were no accounts open. Nobody took the bait, so,
as far as we know, every place he went to
pointed and laughed at him, and the Mount Vernon cops
(01:35:25):
finally showed up and arrested fifty eight year old Ronnie
Putnam for pretending to be Sammy Hagar.
Speaker 12 (01:35:34):
Just picture of him, man, yes, such like that second
neck is so much third neck he's all neck.
Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Yeah yeah, Ah.
Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
The great state of Illinois. You know, we're watching that
dramatization of the John Wayne Gacy thing over there on
Peacock And I don't know when it happened, but at
some point, maybe there was a national thing to make
all of the state abbreviations to letters. But Illinois used
to be abbreviated ILL. It's on my driver's license when
(01:36:04):
I turned twenty one and had to get a new license,
it says Chicago ILL. At some point ILLL became IL.
But in this gaycy show, they're still showing pictures of
things to say ILL. That was suburban Chicago. We were fortunate,
John Waite, were you really a aass period?
Speaker 15 (01:36:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (01:36:21):
Everything. My license had that on it, all of our cars.
And if you can still so, Massachusetts has this thing
with it because used to be the old green plates.
The license plates were green, and if you have one
and it's still legible, you can use it. It's like grandfather.
It's the only plate you can hold on too, so
people are like everybody tries to buy them all the
time from the registry and things like that. But it
(01:36:42):
still says MASS on the top of it, m ASS
and that's it. It's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Reminds me of a classic, a modern classic comedy stand
up bit from Gary Goleman about the abbreviations for states.
Gary Goleman's one of my favorite comics. He's much more
popular than he used to be, but he's still, to
my mind, always been in the cusp of being huge,
Like he's not as big as he should be. Gary
(01:37:09):
Goleman should be a global superstar for his erudite and
funny as the guy is, but he does this big
hung from years ago on how they developed the two
letter abbreviations for states, and it's just dynamite. But anyway,
I was just watching this thing. I'm like, when did
ILLL become IL? Because it's on my old I'm sure
(01:37:30):
I've posted my driver's license from when I was twenty
one for like a throwback Thursday or something like that,
and he still says ill TBT. Everybody, what's that TBT
Throwback Thursday? Yeah, hashtag? Well, you know it's fun. I
don't have a lot of old photos of myself, and
it gives people something to poke at me about, right,
(01:37:50):
makes them feel better about themselves if they can look
at me from twenty years ago when I was a friggin'
piece and go ooh, make him feel good about themselves. Alan,
how is your mom's boyfriend listed in your phone? You
(01:38:14):
know what, I'm not gonna let you aggravated. Alan was
here yesterday and it really burned me out. It wore
me out. I'm not gonna do it again today. Not
gonna do that, Not gonna let you get the better
of me. I assume it would just be FBSD right,
future black step dad, Yeah, Rob, I'm just sure.
Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
And if Mel thinks so, and in the interest of time,
you would shorten it and abbreviate. I'm just thinking, like, sorry,
I'm sorry. I said, I'm sorry. You've got now you've
gone it. You've got Mel all worked up. I'm sorry, Alan.
(01:39:09):
Hobo sexual is a thing. It's a person who has
sex with somebody who said they can have a place
to stay. I had one, and boy, it wasn't a
bad idea. Boy, that is a very spit. That's an
arrangement that you, Hey, I'll have sex with you if
I can crash on the couch.
Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
Jesus, that really depends on you really got there.
Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Yeah, you might really want to go out and make
some friends. Hmm. I'll let you band me over the
couch if you let me sleep on it afterwards, heikes Alan,
Maybe the lady in the park is wearing earbuds, dumb ass.
That's a great point. I hadn't thought about that. Everybody
was like, because I said, how would you get hit
(01:39:48):
by a plane if you're on the groundwalk and your dog.
Somebody else said, once that engine, quitch, you can't hear
anything that I mean, that's yeah, that's a great point too,
Eric and Penhill's with the speed and the Upler effect,
you probably couldn't hear a small plane landing bike do well, No,
But I take their point. Those are all those are
all those are all physics answers that make sense to me.
(01:40:10):
Go outside nerd well, because like when I run, I
don't wear air pods because if there's a car, car,
you know what I mean. Like if I'm riding a bike,
I ride on the left side of the road. I
want to see the car coming. I don't want it
coming up behind me. I know you're supposed to ride
on the right. I ride on the left because I
want to see the cars coming. You never know when
some guy's not paying attention and he's on his phone.
(01:40:32):
It's like when I'm mowing the lawn and I'm because
I'm on the main road. When I'm mowing the lawn.
If there's cars coming, I don't do anything. I stand there.
I wait for him to pass. Last thing I need
is have my back to a car and a guy's
like on his phone, not paying attention and he plows
into me. And I'm mowing the lawn. When I'm mowing
the lawn, I have my AirPods in, But like if
(01:40:53):
I'm running or something, I want to be aware of
what's around me. But I understand a lot of people
don't do that. Some people are walking around with God
DMDJ headphones on and people getting stabbed two feet from him.
You just want to hate that run even more. Why
listen to something good and exciting and make.
Speaker 5 (01:41:09):
Make it less bad.
Speaker 2 (01:41:12):
Indiana Jones and the Cessna of Doom. Somebody said, Alan,
He's exactly like Indiana Jones. Fly Yes Land No, all
of our Canadian bureau chiefs who are excited to watch
our Blue Jays play robins in Toronto. O Leg is
in London, Ontario. Ray is out in Vancouver. Steve listens
(01:41:33):
in Kuratuck, North Carolina. Days up in Fondlac, Wisconsin. Louis
is in Newark, New Jersey. You leave messages to.
Speaker 16 (01:41:43):
My favorite part of that Mario Lopez commercial is when
he goes high pitched.
Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
He goes, well, that's what I'm saying. It's such a
vibe shift in this commercial. Do you think it's going
to be about Cole's back to school? He's like, let's
talk about sex trafficking.
Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Whoa up?
Speaker 19 (01:42:00):
It's mar Lopez back to school. It's an exciting time,
but it can also be.
Speaker 2 (01:42:06):
Your kid also might get taken off the street.
Speaker 21 (01:42:09):
Yeah, hey, what's up guys? Alan you saying the real
red Rockers just instantly put I'll go to a real
wagon in my head, alright.
Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Fred Willard, Oh, Fred Willard, he was on the show
years ago. One of the remember waiting for Guffman, who
you know?
Speaker 8 (01:42:35):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
That was from a Mighty Wind where Fred Willard's got
like the blonde tips. He's the promoter what he was
like a child star.
Speaker 5 (01:42:42):
Wa hoppen?
Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
I got a real red wagon. I forgot all about
that love that movie.
Speaker 9 (01:42:49):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:42:49):
Fred Willard was on the show years ago. I already
had our friend Tom Papa in here and Fred Willard
was in town. And somebody hits me up and goes,
you want Fred? I said, absolutely, So I had Tom
Papa and Fred Willard on the show at the same time.
They had never met. I had never met Fred Willard. Oh,
it was dynamite. One of the best days ever on
this show.
Speaker 7 (01:43:10):
Quick plug.
Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Mike Lafontaine, owner and founder of High Class Management, who
Comic's constant companion. Let's start right out, Hey, what happened?
Speaker 7 (01:43:23):
As you know, back in nineteen.
Speaker 2 (01:43:24):
Seven, I start on a series called what Happened? And
every time something can go wrong, I would look at
the camera and say.
Speaker 5 (01:43:31):
Hey, what happened.
Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
We had a lot of fun with that and a
lot of other catchphrases.
Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
I got a real red wagon and uh, I can't
do my work. And I believe I was the first
one to use a phrase. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Fred Willard, the pride of Shaker Heights, Ohio, by the way,
really yeah, Oh I didn't know that. Oh yeah, local
boy like Martin Mall also from here. The next scene
is when they cut the Variety magazine wah hopin dumped
due to total lack of interest. Wah hoppen.
Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
I love.
Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
It's a good grab, the way it starts in the beginning,
the way he kind of starts the interview too, like
he's great, Oh god, those movies. I was listening to
Christopher Guest. I think it was him talking to Maren,
and he was talking about how those you know, everybody
knows those movies are improved, but I didn't realize to
what extent their improvised. He's like, there's no script. He got,
(01:44:29):
you know how like Larry David is curby your enthusiasm,
but the scenes are just kind of broadly outlined, and
then within them he lets people do whatever. Yeah, but
even that is more stringent than those Christopher Guest movies
where he's like, yeah, there's no script. He's like he
was talking about what at that time was the fourthcoming
Spinal Tap sequel, and he goes, we tried to sit
(01:44:51):
down and write a script, and we were like, this
is just not how we work, This is not how
He's like, there was a bit more of a script
for Spinal Tap two than there was for Spinal Tap one,
in that there was practically no script. And he's like,
and it's real hard to sell to a studio. Hey,
here's a movie with no script. We're just gonna get
in there and dick around. And we got some really
funny people who know what they're doing. And so, uh,
(01:45:12):
it was only because of Rob Reiner that they got
a Spinal Tap made in the first place.
Speaker 12 (01:45:16):
But the studios are probably much more comfortable with people
like that knowing how they work too, Like, Okay, I
mean you've you've done four movies in that same vein,
go ahead and make it hother.
Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
Yeah, but they have such that they don't expect any
ROI on those because they have such a relatively speaking,
they have such a small audience.
Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
I mean a friend of mine was in Four Year
Consideration ironically played a DJ. But he was an old
intern of mine from many many years ago, and he
went on to act and he's been in LA for
a long time now. So was that one a mighty
wind or was that four? No, you just saw that
was a mighty mighty wind. Okay, My friend was in
Four Year Consideration, which is when they're all like Oscar hopefuls.
Speaker 9 (01:45:56):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
And of course, you know, as with all those movies,
it's people who get a full head of steam and
then everything comes crashing down around them.
Speaker 12 (01:46:03):
But one of my old morning guys was in what
was the Larry David movie with John Rams with John Ham, Oh,
the HBO the car one.
Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
The car was called the Howard. I can't think of
what the hell in the.
Speaker 5 (01:46:17):
Movie is now.
Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
It was called Clear Maybe I don't remember Larry David.
It was an HBO thing. Yeah, yes, Clear History, Clear History.
Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
He played or he invents something. John Ham takes credit
for it.
Speaker 5 (01:46:34):
Yeah, he was in it.
Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
It was It was a funny movie. He played one
of like the ad executive guys. It's really good. Michael
Keaton was in that too.
Speaker 4 (01:46:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Michael Keaton. By the way, they just unveiled and God
blessed them. They just unveiled the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame
and they got Michael Keaton to come in for it.
Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
Yeah, it's like Gary here said, let's get on the
Rock of Fame. Except they spelled his name wrong, so
that's gonna suck. You know how people misspell Michael, They
spell it Mischiel instead of h a e L. They
spell it h e a L. That's how they spelled it.
So well done, Pittsburgh. You gotta really throw your uh
(01:47:20):
throw your arm out trying to come up with the
Pittsburgh Walk of Fame, and then you spell the guy's
name wrong. Oh no, look what they did. Oh they
did Michael Keaton dirty. This guy was Batman and Birdman,
all these other men. He's great. Hey, we got to
work on a new plant there it is, uh misspelled
(01:47:42):
my shield Keaton.
Speaker 5 (01:47:43):
Oh my god. Ah, one job. You know what I mean?
You got one.
Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
You're never gonna spell Permanny's wrong. There's about four rs
in that one. Keaton and nine other people were inducted
into the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. How about that nice
right there in the Strip District. If you're one of
our Pittsburgh Bureau chiefs, right there at Smallman Street, people
who have left their mark not just on Pittsburgh, but
(01:48:09):
on the world. George Benson from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. How about
Breezin Right, that's a classic yacht rock track. Breezen from
George Benson. I wonder if they played that this is what,
this is what Snoop sampled for Sexual Eruption. Remember that song.
(01:48:31):
Yeah he had a few, Oh hell yeah he had.
But Breezon I think was the big one. Nellie Bly
Andrew Carnegie give Me the Knights the one I was
thinking of. Just give it a n Oh great song,
but that one's got lyrics. I don't think his lyrics. Yeah,
this is getting played a lot currently for people who
are watching that new Tim Robinson show called The Chair Company.
Speaker 5 (01:48:52):
They play this a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
But I mean, George Benson was like a child proddig right,
This guy was like playing on people's albums when he
was thirteen. I think he's still living, Yeah, I believe so.
He's got that pencil thin mustache. Hey he's eighty two. Yeah,
still out there and yes, gimme the night.
Speaker 5 (01:49:15):
Oh this is song right here?
Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
Man Jonas Salk, Fred Rogers, Andy Warhol, Roberto Clemente. It
sounds like Michael Keaton is the only living person on
this thing. That's how they got him in there. Why
isn't Dennis Miller on there?
Speaker 11 (01:49:29):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
I know that he's Dennis Miller has done a piss
poor job of hiding his Pittsburgh accent. I know he
desperately wants to. He didn't really like being associated with Pittsburgh,
but he should be on there.
Speaker 12 (01:49:41):
That's probably why I guess I can't stand being from there, man,
I mean, I mean, what do you want from abe?
Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
So my shield Keaton is there.
Speaker 17 (01:49:57):
Give it a n.
Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
By the way, George, the knight is not mine to give.
It belongs to all of us. He means her night,
you know what he's saying, So give.
Speaker 7 (01:50:12):
Me her night.
Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Yeah, all right, I gotta take a break. Everywhere there's
lots of love and everywhere and the.
Speaker 8 (01:50:28):
Allen Cox Show on one hundred.
Speaker 11 (01:50:31):
Seven, call the Alan Cox Show Piece of crap two
one double oh seven or eight and three four eight
one double O seven.
Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
I couldn't help myself wrong. Traffic girl said it was
a breezy and wet ride out there. Beck was George
Benson normally not two things that go great together, wet
(01:51:20):
and sloppy.
Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
Alan Jeff Goldbloom should be on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. Absolutely,
why not? Donnie Donnie Irish needs to be on a
Pittsburgh Walk of Fame. Why isn't Jeff Goldbloom on their
I know they're doing what they normally do, like you know,
and they open up a rock and roll hall fame
there in Cleveland. They put in all them old bands.
(01:51:45):
But there's so many you know, they're gonna put in
August Wilson, They're gonna put in people who should be in.
Michael Keaton, my Shield Keaton, all right, but there are
so many people could go on at Pittsburgh Walk of Fame.
How about one for fries on salad. Hey, you put
a star up there for French fries on salad. How
(01:52:05):
about that about Christina Aguilera, Sure, she's from way up
in the suburbs. She's from Wexford. That CONTs. How about
Mac Miller, rip Mac? What about who else? Who else
from Pittsburgh? Rab Dan Marino, Why isn't he on the
wak of Fame.
Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
From there?
Speaker 11 (01:52:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
Yeah, the area? Howard Stern's wife, she's from Fox Chapel,
little rich girl.
Speaker 8 (01:52:32):
Put her on.
Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Mark Cuban, he's from again suburban Mount Lebanon. But that's
the area. I had a hats there. Where's Khalifa Man
who played drums on this? I'm looking that up now.
The groove is so good. Dame Marino played drums on
his route. What are you talking about? Ralph McDonald Hey,
(01:52:55):
all right, Actually no, Harvey Mason. Sorry, Oh, Harvey Mason's amazing, yep.
Ralph McDonald was percussion. Harvey Mason played on me. Harvey
Mason was Herbie Hancock's drummer for a long time. He
was in a band called four Play Bill Withers two,
very very clever wordplay there fo U r play. I
think it was him and Lee Rittenaur. For the very
(01:53:18):
brief period of time that I was working on the
sales side of radio in Chicago, I was selling for
a smooth jazz station run They had been on the
air in Chicago for forty years. It was wnua's ninety
five point five, and it was not it was a
former iteration of this company. Now it's a rock station.
(01:53:39):
But when it was smooth jazz, they killed it. And
so you know, I'd be at my desk and they'd
have the station piped in, and I'd be here in
breezon and I'd be here and you turn your love around?
Speaker 12 (01:53:54):
Would they play a lot of songs from that famous
Oh yeah, saxophone guy.
Speaker 2 (01:54:01):
From Dave Kaz No, why am I still the other one?
I can't think of his name. You're thinking to Kenny g.
But yeah, they would play Herbie Hancock and you know
all that stuff. But Harvey Mason is amazing. These old
guys that can still play right, Bernard Purdy, Harvey Mason,
(01:54:23):
Billy Cobham, these guys that are so good they barely move.
You know, my drum teacher told me when I was
starting out, He's like, it's all on the wrist.
Speaker 5 (01:54:31):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (01:54:31):
You can depending on what you're playing, he goes. Obviously
you get some power behind you or whatever. He goes,
and there's people who are gesticulating all over the place,
but he goes. But when you're right there in the pocket,
if that's what you're playing, he goes. It's all on
the wrist, he goes. You don't even have to move
any other part of your arm. So when you watch
guys like Harvey Mason are just sitting there playing, God damn.
(01:54:53):
So put Donnie Iris on at Pittsburg Walk of Fame.
They put the Clarks on there too. All right, call
them up, I'll talk to them. Put all those Pittsburgh
bands in there, Buzz Poets and new Invisible Joy and
who are all those old bands in there? Get him
in there the affordable floors. He's so stupid. Oh hey, Calves, tonight,
(01:55:23):
how about that? You've waited long enough fair to Midland
results in those preseason games. But they're starting up tonight
in New York. Why not start at the top, baby, Calves.
Next tonight seven o'clock at Madison Square Garden. I think
that's where the next play. They used to play across
(01:55:44):
the tree at the Paramount Theater. Trouble is, you know,
they'd have all these shows and it with those chairs
would really get in the way, and so they moved
them over to Madison Square Garden. Anyway, seven o'clock tip
off tonight, six thirty pre game here on WMMS. Can
also listen on the iHeartRadio app. Friday night, they will
still be in the Empire State. They'll be playing the
(01:56:04):
nets in Brooklyn and then Sunday night, come home to
the friendly confines of what is now known as the
Rocket Arena. I saw a funny thing the onion posted
I shared today. Jannis woke up three foot two. There's
a it's a great visual. He like freaking it's it's
(01:56:25):
janis Nto Kokumpo. Yeah, of the Milwaukee Bucks. Yeah, that's
where they phrased it, but it said, yeah, yah, Yannis
panicking after waking up three foot two. You just see
his pajamas all the way down.
Speaker 4 (01:56:38):
It's great.
Speaker 8 (01:56:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56:40):
Yeah, the onion the best. Pretty good.
Speaker 20 (01:56:45):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
People who are emailing me about stickers, just make sure
I'm getting a whole new batch in and when I
get those in. I mailed out a handful of envelopes
this morning, but then I am out of stickers. I
am having a new batch. I think it's being delivered today.
So anytime, because people will hit me up, they go, hey,
we're traveling, we want to be tagging places and we'll
send you pictures. And I always appreciate that. You certainly
(01:57:08):
don't have to do that, but I like it. But
so I'm always happy to mail out Alan cock Show stickers.
Just email me with your address. It's that simple. Good luck.
I got an email from Alan. He said, you guys
have been playing you know, we're a wash in the
(01:57:28):
AI slop songs and the popular ones now are like
what if this song was a soul song from the seventies,
and there isn't a single song that isn't instantly. Even
if it's the greatest song in the world, it's still
still improved by turning it into a seventies funk or
soul song. Have you heard move bitch by Ludicrous? What
(01:57:50):
Alan said? No, let me find it.
Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
I'm about to puncho Lisa.
Speaker 2 (01:58:15):
Yeah, that's right to stop it because then, of course
it starts plopping in the f bombs. But thank you
Allan for sending that. But yeah, we are awash and
that kind of stuff. Now, I don't know if accounts
that do that, I don't know if they make money.
I sent you a couple of what we were talking
about yesterday with the chiropractor throwing old ladies into the wall.
I don't know why that is such a recurring theme.
(01:58:37):
This sona site that's making cranking out so much of
this AI and so now there's accounts that are devoted
solely to that. He's like, oh, you landed in another room. Yeah,
And kind of concurrent with the proliferation of those are
the AI girls on only fans. And I think it's
(01:59:00):
pretty safe to say guys don't care. They don't care
if those girls are real. And so there are companies
now that are like dabbling in AI influencers because people
will follow them too. So I think the initial burst
of the whole AI influencer thing, it's novel to people
(01:59:20):
and it's interesting. So yeah, they'll get millions of followers,
and then that company will make a little bit of
money with an AI influencer. But it'll come back around
and people will be like, I don't really care, Like
it was interesting or fun at first. But there are
girls on OnlyFans who are AI, and it's not really obvious.
(01:59:43):
You know, there are some people who are very easily
taken by AI, most of us. I think if you
give it an extra second and look at those things
with the discerning eye, you'll figure it out. But it
is getting better and better all the time. So I mean,
you just cast your mind back to and we first
started seeing AI stuff, Right, you could instantly tell people
(02:00:05):
it was the fingers, I remember, it was the hands
was the biggest hurdle for a while. You could tell
immediately because it couldn't render words, right. That's still kind
of the thing. You know, there's people making all kinds
of like AI, you know, like slagging magadopes and things
like that. They can never get the words right. On
the hat used to be the fingers you'd see like,
oh they've got eight fingers, and that's how you can tell. Well,
(02:00:27):
they're figuring the hands out, starting to figure the words out.
But I don't think that guys or gay women care
if the girl and only fans is AI.
Speaker 9 (02:00:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
What sucks is all of the hard working sex workers
who are not AI, the carbon based flesh and blood,
hard working women who are making a living by doing
all manner of things for money. And good for them.
This is America after all.
Speaker 21 (02:01:00):
And you know.
Speaker 2 (02:01:03):
An AI girl and only fans, she doesn't have to
worry about pesky things like prolapse rob. You know a
lot of these girls on OnlyFans. They are earning their money.
The bigger the better, Yes, earning their money. So if
you have the opportunity, I would say to people who
(02:01:24):
frequent OnlyFans, if you have the opportunity to financially support
a performer sex worker, whatever you want to call him,
see two that they're a human. You know, I know
visually might not care. AI porn is going to be
a sea change in that industry because you know, it's
(02:01:45):
already kind of getting there. They're like, here's a girl
and you can make her do anything. So it's it's
nirvana for in cells quite frankly, but everybody else who
might be merely curious. Listen, Rob, I'm not a huge
porn consumer, never have been. However, I won't lie to you.
(02:02:07):
I'm partial to flood and take two.
Speaker 5 (02:02:11):
You need to you need to?
Speaker 2 (02:02:12):
Yeah, please fresh copy of the script. Yep, all right here,
you start me on page twenty six. Let me know
when you're ready.
Speaker 5 (02:02:20):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (02:02:20):
All right, three two one. I will lie to you, Rob.
I am partial to flesh and blood women. Yeah, that's
it worth waiting for.
Speaker 5 (02:02:29):
Women's so good.
Speaker 2 (02:02:32):
I'm gonna do it more time. No, I think we
got it just for safety. I think we got that one.
Speaker 5 (02:02:40):
For editing. LA makes sense. We put it together.
Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
I got a photo earlier from Melanie when I was
talking about these were the people that I upgraded to
third row for kiss. She sent me. She goes, this
is my favorite photo and it's her like she can
you know, feel Gene Simmons sweat. They're in the third
row and they did their farewell. Sure, Yeah, at the
rocket Arena a few years ago. Since today is kiss
(02:03:03):
Day in Cleveland, because this was the date the very
last show that they did at the then Romo Fijo.
But I was I was looking at a thing, and
I've talked about this. I go to most shows. I
go to a lot of shows. I go to most
of them by myself. But apparently you're a loser if
you do this. This is what I'm hearing. If you
(02:03:24):
do this, it means you are a loser. I don't
think so, I don't care if that's but that's what
I heard. If you go to shows by yourself, you're
a loser. Except more and more people are doing this
for the very reasons I've talked about. You get to
dip in and dip out whenever you want. But ticket
(02:03:47):
brokers and promoters are noticing that there's a huge since
the pandemic. So there are echoes of people being like, well,
I want to do stuff, but I'm not super comfortable
around other people. Blah blah blah. Now the irony is
you end up in a crowd full of people. So
it can't all be waves of the pandemic, but more
(02:04:08):
and more people, whether it's shows, festivals, I don't know
that I would go to a festival by myself, because
that is contingent on You got to do that if
you're like planning on making new friends. And I don't
necessarily need that. I mean, it is a little easier
for me because I know people are going to come
(02:04:30):
up to me. We kind of do have that that
little added benefit. I guess for people, if you're looking
for interaction, right, I'll have people will come up to
me and say hi or whatever. So I'm not going
in ice cold. But I go to most shows by myself.
A most people don't want to go to death metal
shows with me. I'm not going to drag anybody to
(02:04:50):
a show they don't want to be a part of.
So I go to lotos by myself. Melissa got me
to go out this past weekend. We went to dinner
with a new couple that I've never even met. So
I was pretty proud of myself. Wasn't starved for conversation.
I was a I did pre drink a little, but
it was fine. I did great, uh and I'm pretty
(02:05:12):
damn happy with myself. Out She got you to go out?
Oh yeah, under duress? She said, do you want to
make plans with so and so, And I said you
know what. You said nope.
Speaker 5 (02:05:24):
I said you know what? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:05:26):
And she looked at me like I had seventeen heads
and she said sure, you called her bluff And I
said yes. And she said, okay, what gonna be funny
if she didn't want to? And she was asking, you
just wanted to me and Rob doesn't want to go
out again? Yeah, she was doing She was doing her diligence,
assuming you would say no, he's such a dick, he
doesn't never want to do anything. Every fifth time. You
got to say yes and keep her under toes. Yeah,
(02:05:48):
we ended up we went out and then we went
out for drinks after two different places. Oh, I'm telling
you man. I was like, Yo, never follows a hippie
to a second location, Rob, you're following brand new people.
The second I was, I was, I was a man
about town. Were you guys bouncing around the square there
in Madonna?
Speaker 18 (02:06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06:04):
We had dinner at uh one place and then we
walked up and had a margarita at an place. Do
they have a little martini spot there? I haven't been
to the Bnina Square in a minute. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
there's a whole bunch of new stuff going into the
big hotel and U Now is this just a fore
top or was this a four top?
Speaker 5 (02:06:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06:22):
Yeah, look at me, man making conversation? Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Now is it mostly them asking you about what you
do for a living?
Speaker 9 (02:06:30):
Not?
Speaker 12 (02:06:30):
I mean it did come up, we talked. I mean
they knew, but it was not that really. There wasn't
a which is what I liked, I think about the conversation.
So these were very little about me.
Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
Was this a couple that your wife had met but
you hadn't met. No, so our daughters are friends. Oh okay,
so Calie, my youngest, and their daughter close. You had
some connective tissue here. Yeah, this is the first you
knew them. This is the first time you had gone
out socially with them. Correct, gotcha? And there was There
was a lot more in common than I had probably
(02:07:00):
previously thought too. So conversation wasn't It wasn't a difficult thing.
It was Tell me, man, I was felt good about
myself that whole next day. I'm like, look at that
I went out. I wasn't a miserable son of a
bitch the entire time. I wasn't looking at Melissa giving
it up. I want of your eyes the entire time. Now,
when the conversation invariably turns to the lifestyle, do you
(02:07:23):
go to yours or theirs?
Speaker 4 (02:07:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:07:25):
Thankfully that we didn't get to that part yet. Maybe
in your next hangout. There was no talk of swapping.
Speaker 5 (02:07:30):
There was no talk of swappings.
Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
Well that's a bummer.
Speaker 9 (02:07:33):
No, it was.
Speaker 2 (02:07:34):
It was.
Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
It was all on the up and up. It was nice.
Speaker 2 (02:07:37):
Okay, yeah, man, look at me. Could have could have
been more up and up.
Speaker 5 (02:07:42):
I get it. I see what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (02:07:47):
All right, Well that's good, that's great.
Speaker 5 (02:07:49):
Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 2 (02:07:51):
I was proud of myself my efforts. Did your wife
take the time to thank you in a particular way
when you got houl Come on, no, no, Well then
what is the payoff for you? I think make a
new friend.
Speaker 12 (02:08:06):
I think she was just happy that she had a
human as a husband for a night and I was
probably overrated. Yeah, she was like, oh, so this is
what it's like to be around people and not have
to deal with a pain in the ass husband all
the time.
Speaker 5 (02:08:18):
You know who your man is.
Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
I know every woman knows who her man is, and
every man knows who his woman is.
Speaker 12 (02:08:24):
It still must be nice, thine when like you don't
have to worry, like, oh god, because I'm sure she
was puckered through like the first hour, you know, like,
oh god, he's gonna want to leave right now as
soon as we sat.
Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
Oh, I thought you meant like she I'm like, she's
got to know you're not going to like say something weird. No,
but she thought you were going to get antsy right
away right away? Yeah, like can we at least finish dinner? Yeah,
but but you said you kind of what pregained a
little bit, taken a bit off, And then I went
the like I get that to me would be a
gummy situation. So well, if I ate them, you know
(02:08:58):
what I mean, And if I if I up cross fading,
I'm a wreck.
Speaker 12 (02:09:01):
I can't I can't do that. I want to stay
with one thing. And I was I was just I
was annoyed that I that I said yes for like
ten minutes. And that's how I knew I was going
to be fine, because usually I'm miserable right up until
the second we pull up.
Speaker 2 (02:09:18):
To the place, and I'm like, it's a sonable bitch.
Speaker 5 (02:09:20):
I just want to home.
Speaker 2 (02:09:20):
Watching TV and then I didn't do any of that,
just like at home. I was like, I kind of
wish I just didn't say that, but I didn't say
anything out loud. It was fun, man, I was really surprised.
Speaker 5 (02:09:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09:31):
Well, and also that Madina Square you can get a
lot done, so you're kind of confined. You're not getting
the car, you know, driving somewhere, you know what I mean?
Speaker 12 (02:09:39):
Yeah, yeah, no, it help someone and there was they
opened up a really cool new place that's kind of
like a downstairs sort of speakeasy vibe. They're building a
new hotel, so they're bringing in a lot of stuff
to Madina, which is kind of cool, you know, because
it's not all just like the crappy food pubs, you
know what I mean, Like there's a lot of like
stuff to do.
Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
No disrespect to the crappy food pub which is right
down there in it's exactly what it's called.
Speaker 12 (02:10:05):
Yeah, there's a stub, but but you know what I mean,
like in a bar food type pubs, which is there's
there's always a place for I go to them, but
sometimes you want something a little nicer than you know,
but a beer and a hot doog understood. So I
one place I do have to say, they try to, like,
you know, be bigger than what they are kind of thing.
(02:10:27):
And I ordered a martini. Do you want to name
check them or no? Okay, all right, but I wanted
I wanted a martini. You know, I'm like, I want
to get a dirty martini. Can have Kettle one, dirty martin. Oh,
we don't have Kettle one, I said, I Gray Goose.
We don't have kettle We don't have Gray Goose. I'm like,
what do you mean, Oh, we have this local vodka.
And I'm like, well come on now, I'm like, what
do you do you have like any Well, we have
(02:10:50):
Kettle one, but it's vanilla.
Speaker 5 (02:10:52):
Like I don't want of them.
Speaker 2 (02:10:53):
Who's who's pining for a local vodka?
Speaker 5 (02:10:56):
That's what I said, especially when it's straight.
Speaker 2 (02:10:58):
Oh it's made in Yeah. If you want to do
like a a flavored one, that's local, kay, or if
you want to have a bottle of it amidst the
Gray Goose.
Speaker 5 (02:11:10):
But I'm like, now I got to choke down the
drink that I wanted.
Speaker 8 (02:11:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
One person is ever sidled up to a bar and said,
do you guys have any local vodkas? What do you
have for local spirits? I'm really in the mood for
a good, fine aged local bourbon. You guys have any
Ohio produced tequilas? And it wasn't Again, it wasn't terrible,
but I was kind of like, I was a little
miffed that I couldn't get a regular, do you know
what I mean? I was understood, Come on, man, Yeah,
(02:11:35):
I could see if I went to like a brewery,
you know what I mean, and they're like, okay, we
have like five things because we're a brewery, but we
hear a full service bar like well in bar is
different than spirits like there, you know, there's a there's
a micro there's a local brewer every two feet in
this place.
Speaker 5 (02:11:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
And there's some really good ones in uh in Medina too,
there's But it was a good weekend. This was a
Saturday night. It is a Saturday night Sunday. I wasn't hungover.
It was just a good time growing up all.
Speaker 11 (02:12:05):
Rolling.
Speaker 5 (02:12:06):
I hate to hear that Ellen Cork show.
Speaker 8 (02:12:10):
On one hundred point seven. Did you miss him because
we missed you, well.
Speaker 5 (02:12:19):
Not Jerry from Willoughby, but the rest of you.
Speaker 14 (02:12:22):
Ellen Cox on one hundred seven double Umma.
Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
I've got the very last chance today for you to
get yourself one thousand dollars courtesy of the Buzzard bookie
five thirty by six minutes from now. Have that last keyword,
and then we'll fire it up again tomorrow morning, start
handing off money like it isn't even ours. Nine thirty
is that first keyword you'll get from Rover. Prior to that, however,
(02:13:13):
we're still trying to get yourself into that Rush show.
There are two of them here in Cleveland, but we're
gonna hook you up for that very first one September
the seventeenth of next year to Rocket Arena Rush, who
just added seventeen more dates in cities around the country,
but Cleveland part of that initial announcement, of course, September seventeenth,
(02:13:35):
at the Rocket Arena tomorrow morning and Friday morning, Rover
will tell you what the song of the day is
going to be and then tell you when Stansbury is
gonna play it. So seven thirty, I think, is when
Rover tells you I heard it today when Dan played it,
was it Spirit of the Radio, yep, the Spirit of Radio.
So tomorrow morning seven thirty again as he's been doing
(02:13:56):
last weekend. This week, Rover goes, hey, here's a song.
Stansbury's gonna play it here and then you'll get tickets
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But you
will be one of five people this week to qualify
for those Rush tickets. Did you want to give your
hint again?
Speaker 4 (02:14:14):
I can.
Speaker 2 (02:14:15):
It's gonna be early again, early in Dan's show tomorrow.
I'm not going to tell you the song, but it
will be early in his show, so you could probably
figure out the song. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean it
was the first song ever played on WMMS from Rush
(02:14:37):
that broke the band here in the United States. It's
a band about all of us that go to work
every day. Really, wait a second, hold on, Yeah, I
don't uh know what you're talking about. Yeah, by tour
and the snow Dog is now No, no, all right,
you're red Barchetta ret it's not that one. Okay, Yeah,
(02:15:02):
it's about I don't know what do you call yourself?
Speaker 9 (02:15:05):
Like?
Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
You're a mirror?
Speaker 2 (02:15:06):
Yeah, you go to go to work every day.
Speaker 8 (02:15:08):
You're a.
Speaker 2 (02:15:10):
Gainfully employ gainfully employed is what I gainfully employed man
is the name gainfully employed man?
Speaker 4 (02:15:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:15:17):
All right, So that'll be tomorrow and then again Friday morning.
Calves play tonight. Their season begins tonight the lebron less Lakers.
You know, he's dealing with his sciatica. They think he
might be back mid November with the Lakers. Uh So,
their coach has got to figure out what's going on there.
(02:15:39):
You're gonna have Brownie pick up the slack. Good luck
might be his time to shine.
Speaker 5 (02:15:45):
Yeahs right, so?
Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
Uh anyway, Lakers and the Golden State played last night
and then I think what the thunder and somebody else played?
Uh so two games last night, but the regular season underway.
Calves begin in New York tonight against the Knicks, and
then they'll play the Nets on Friday and come back
home Homebournas on Sunday against the Milwaukee Bucks. You'll hear
(02:16:08):
all those games here on WMMS seven o'clock tip off
tonight in New York six point thirty pregame with all
the gang there with the Calves, and you could listen
on the iHeartRadio app. Comedian Kyle Kinane going to be
back on the show tomorrow. He's doing the weekend at Hilarities.
It has been a minute since Kyle's been on the show,
(02:16:29):
but he's very funny. Fellow Chicago boy, grew up in
a town called Addison, Illinois, and I'm excited to catch
up with him, so that'll be tomorrow. I would go
to Hilarities dot com if you want to see Kyle
Kyle Kanane. He's not a guy who's always doing clubs,
you know. He's one of these guys that will kind
of perform in all manner of places. But he's at
(02:16:52):
Hilarities this weekend, So hilarities dot com if you want
to make sure that you're going to get tickets and
not miss him. But he will be in here tomorrow.
Next week, our James Renner will return in time for Halloween.
It didn't rise to the level of a tradition, but
it was pretty regular.
Speaker 8 (02:17:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:17:07):
He wrote a book many years ago called It Came
from Ohio about all these Buckeye State urban legends and
scary stories and stuff. And of course he's a true
crime novelist and podcaster and highly renowned in that area.
Some of his books have been optioned for films. He's
kind of the first person I think of when anytime
(02:17:28):
somebody mentions the Amy Mahalovik story. But he will join
us next week too to kind of talk about some
fun Halloween stuff that'll be next week. What else I
feel like I'm forgetting something. Pusifer tickets next week, right,
(02:17:49):
that's something people like pussfer be almost a year since
they were through for say Santa back in May at Blossom.
But Pusifer has got a new album coming out in February,
and then they will play the Akron Civic Theater in April.
So if you dig that iteration of Maynard Keenan, then
we'll look me up next week. By the way, I
mentioned that I go to a lot of shows myself,
(02:18:10):
and so people are blowing me up in the text
offering to go with me. I'm not lacking in somebody.
I appreciate it. It's very nice of you, Thank you.
But I do it by choice. I like doing things
by myself. I don't have any problem with it whatsoever.
You know, a lot of times the show will come
through and I'll ask my wife do you have any
interest in seeing this? Most of the time be like no,
(02:18:34):
you know, which I totally get. You know, I was
at sleep Token by myself. Well, that one I could
see and the guy next to me because there was
I think the seat next to me was because tickets
coming twos. The seat next to me was probably the
only empty one in the whole place. And the guy
next to me is with his wife. He's like, here's
your friend gonna be late because he was like leaning
(02:18:54):
on the armrests and he's like, I don't want to
take up there. I go, nope, you know there's nobody coming,
so enjoy.
Speaker 5 (02:19:02):
Our friend.
Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
Leslie says, I think that new mentality program has turned
Rob from the cantankerous clit rattler to the congenial clit rattler. No, no, no, no, no,
it's going to take a lot.
Speaker 17 (02:19:15):
Lot.
Speaker 2 (02:19:17):
I don't think that I'd go that far, Leslie. I mean,
she's dipping her toe in there. Because you had a
good Saturday night with some you you were slightly social, Yes,
I I chalk that up as being more anomalous than
being a harbinger of things to com Rob.
Speaker 12 (02:19:34):
Correct, Yeah, and I am. I was comfortable around the people.
I was whistle. That helped, you know. I had a
couple of drinks. I was in good shape.
Speaker 5 (02:19:41):
That helps allan.
Speaker 2 (02:19:45):
I'm so proud of him.
Speaker 22 (02:19:46):
See.
Speaker 2 (02:19:46):
Leslie is a very I just saw Leslie. We were
at a thank you. We were at a memorial event
for Cody Cooper's grandmother, who lived Bill Squire lived with
for a while. We called he called her Grandma. But
it's a lovely woman named Paula Cooper, who fans of
the show are very familiar with. She passed away some
time ago, and there was a memorial, big party in Lakewood,
(02:20:09):
and I ran into Leslie there and we chatted, and
she was getting ready to go on a vacation.
Speaker 5 (02:20:13):
And so she is.
Speaker 2 (02:20:18):
Fundamentally excited in thinking that this is going to be
some big new development for you, Rob, and we need
to disavow her of that notion immediately, Yes, with the quickness, right.
Speaker 3 (02:20:33):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:20:34):
Next summer for Captain Funds Floating Fandango, What is the
likelihood that Rob and I will both be attending in
Borat swimwear? Probably likely? Probably likely. I mean, let's see
how far I get with this thing. But man, if
I continue at this pace, I'm in Yeah, I see
no shame in my name. Mm hmm. Rob out there
(02:20:58):
and Madona in avert upsetting the Medyna Mafia, insulting their
local vodka I did not insult their local vodka. I
just want you wanted a different kind. Correct, Yeah, it's
not an insult. I just wanted what I wanted and
could not have it, so I still drank it. I
just would have preferred right what I like. Listen, we're
(02:21:22):
in a world now where options are everywhere.
Speaker 5 (02:21:26):
Options.
Speaker 2 (02:21:26):
You didn't even realize you wanted right options. Listen to
what you want when you want, watch what you want
when you want, have what you want when you want right.
And so when you go to a place, you go
do you have this? And they go no, it almost
doesn't compute anymore. It's perfectly normal, but it doesn't compute anymore.
I mean, you're spending like seventeen bucks for a MARTINIU
I'm like, can I get the stuff I want in it?
Speaker 5 (02:21:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21:53):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (02:21:54):
Hello, this is uh, this is powerful?
Speaker 4 (02:21:58):
Oh hey, I make.
Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
How you doing?
Speaker 9 (02:22:02):
Man? Not so good? That?
Speaker 5 (02:22:03):
No, Nostelia, I wanted to get back to me.
Speaker 2 (02:22:08):
You next on the local. No, no, no, no, it
certainly wasn't yours either, Pavel.
Speaker 4 (02:22:13):
You don't know what I have.
Speaker 2 (02:22:14):
All I have stlangelehold on Madonna. Oh you're the Madonna
vodka magistrates. Yeah, yeah, Uh.
Speaker 5 (02:22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:22:31):
So anyway, the people pointing out Luka Doncic is on
the Lakers, Yes he is, and uh they are making
him work hard for his money. Boy with no Lebron.
There devotion to accuracy, Allen, the song was Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 8 (02:22:47):
It was not.
Speaker 2 (02:22:49):
Not today anyway. He might have played that again, but
that wasn't the song of the day, Tom. Oh, I'm sorry, Tom, Sorry?
Was today? I'm sorry?
Speaker 14 (02:22:56):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (02:22:56):
You are correct? I was thinking it was Spirit of
the Radio. That was yesterday? You are right, all day yesterday.
I was thinking it was Wednesday, So I'm sorry. You
are correct. It was Tom Sawyer today to today's Wednesday
all day. The clocks go back a week from Sunday,
bro daylight Saving time that ends or begins or whatever
the hell it is already driving home in the darkness. Yeah,
(02:23:18):
this sucks. November week from Sunday now, This coming Sunday,
gonna be out at the Happy Moose in Manor noon
to two for the bud Light Football face off Challenge.
Brown's gonna be playing at Gillette Stadium against Rob's Paths.
Rob and I will both be at the Happy Moose
(02:23:40):
noon the two You got a good arm It could
get you to Vegas a couple of Happy campers at
the Happy Moose. He'll be wearing his Pats jersey. I'll
be wearing my brown and orange T shirt and we'll
have everything covered that way. But we I got a
(02:24:01):
handful of these appearances. So if you haven't been able
to make it out yet, we'd love to see you.
So Sunday out in manor be at the Happy Moves.
But you can go to WMMS dot com and I'll
have the schedule there. I think I'm gonna be at
Rookies in Parma Heights coming up. Love Rookies and uh,
you know, we'll watch a little bit of the game,
(02:24:22):
have a couple of pops. You see Jordan talking to
what's his name about how he doesn't pick up a
basketball anymore, Mike Turrico. No, Jordan is a new Michael Jordan,
my shield Jordan. Uh, if you're if he's to be
put on the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame, Michael Jordan, the
real goat sorry Cleveland, always going to be Jordan is Uh,
(02:24:48):
he's an analyst now for NBC and so they kind of,
you know, he's one of these guys and all of
a sudden, Jordan looks old to me, and Mike Churico
is like, do you shoot around anymore? He's like, nope,
I haven't picked up a basket. I couldn't titleize time
I picked up a basketball. Do you believe that though
(02:25:08):
I do. I'll tell you what. For as long as
Jordan did it and as hard as he did it,
I absolutely believe that this guy is like, I don't
even there would probably be a certain degree of like disdainful,
well not disdain, just like triggering, you know what I mean.
(02:25:28):
It's not like this guy. It's not like his whole
career was the love of the game. This is a
guy who had to create things in his brain to
be a competitor, right, any small little offense that another
person had against him, or a player or whatever, he would,
by his own admission, he would inflate these in his
head so that he could get to the level of
(02:25:49):
competition he needed to be at. Everything had to be
a battle for him. So it's not like if you
saw the thirty for thirty or the Jordan documentary or whatever.
That's pretty much the kind of the crux of that
whole thing is that Jordan was just laser focused on
(02:26:09):
being a competitor you have. Wouldn't surprise me at all
that this guy's not shooting around.
Speaker 12 (02:26:13):
But even if he sits on his couch, you have
to assume there's like a basketball somewhere close by. He
just picks up and throws between his hands, but also
on his finger or does something.
Speaker 2 (02:26:22):
Also, everywhere you go, somebody would want to hand you
a basketball.
Speaker 5 (02:26:27):
Yeah, well that's part in years.
Speaker 3 (02:26:31):
Come on, just like walk past, there's got to be
a hoop somewhere at your place.
Speaker 5 (02:26:35):
You don't see a hoop anywhere around here? I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:26:39):
It's the last time you picked up a basketball and
shot it. I was at the Cup. Yeah, and I
ride a house.
Speaker 2 (02:26:47):
From is that golf the Ryder Cup?
Speaker 4 (02:26:49):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (02:26:50):
Okay?
Speaker 23 (02:26:50):
From the owner? Sure, he came over to do pictures
and grandkids. And I was beating greet and thank him
for the for allowing me to stay in the house.
And he had a basketball court. He says, I want
you to shoot one free throw. I said, really, I
already paid for the already paid for the house to
(02:27:11):
see me. So when I stepped up to shoot your
free throw, it's the most nervous I've been in years
in years, come on, And the reason being is those
kids heard the stories from the parents about what I
did thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:27:29):
Right, So the expectation is thirty years prior and I
haven't touched the basketball. I hope you switched it, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (02:27:38):
See I understand that you're like, you don't want anybody
seeing what you're doing now, Like what if he whiffs.
Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
The flawed version?
Speaker 2 (02:27:46):
Right? I mean that was a month ago. That Ryder
Cup was just at best page at the end of September.
So you want your legacy to remain like a fly
in amber.
Speaker 12 (02:27:54):
I do think it takes it like a pretty big
pair of balls for the person he rented the house
to put any demands on him whatsoever. Like to even
be like, hey, man, let's do a meet and greet.
Can you say, you know, take some pictures with my kids,
I'd be like, dude, hardy paid for this house.
Speaker 2 (02:28:09):
Get like, when you screw yourself? Do you know how
much I paid for this place? With them? Yeah, but
you know what everybody's gonna push because they figure, hey,
all he can say is no, here, here's the basketball.
You know why, Rob, because you miss one hundred percent
of the shots. That you don't take dang. I like
(02:28:29):
how Jordan is sticking with that one hoop, the earring,
sticking with the Sorry, I'm we are talking about basketball,
the one earring that forever one. I know, that's what
I'm saying. The guy's like eighty years old. I mean,
he's sticking with it. See he looks good for him,
and you know what's good because it's in the gay.
Speaker 7 (02:28:46):
Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 16 (02:28:49):
You homo sexual?
Speaker 5 (02:28:51):
Mean I think is it?
Speaker 2 (02:28:52):
I had both ears. He's sixty two and he looks good.
He looks great. But I thought he was older than
sixty two. No, wow, sixty two, Michael Jordan's only eight
years older than me. What have I done with my life? Nothing?
Speaker 7 (02:29:06):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
Oh, this guy, he's a billionaire, he's a legend. I've
done nothing.
Speaker 5 (02:29:12):
One of one.
Speaker 2 (02:29:14):
Yeah, go ask his kids what it's like. Oh I know,
Oh he said that in another part of the article
or the interview or other He's like, yeah, it's more
fun kind of playing with your grandkids or whatever. I
think a lot of people at the top of their
game figuratively or literally will say that that They're like,
your kids didn't know you because your entire world was
(02:29:38):
focused on what you're doing. Yeah, but you're al But
that's the that's the that is the trade off that
you make. I guess nobody around you really understood that
was going to be the trade off.
Speaker 12 (02:29:51):
But that's what it is, just your last name, just
being that when you're when you're the offspring of the
goat at any any anything you do in life, whether
you're going to be a basketball player or not. If
you're not the world's greatest attorney because you're Michael Jordan's kid,
you're a failure.
Speaker 5 (02:30:09):
Well was it?
Speaker 2 (02:30:10):
Didn't His kid get like picked up for a DUI
and he's like, I'm Michael Jordan's kid. Yeah, like yeah,
that's cool. But he like parked on a train track
and walked away or something.
Speaker 5 (02:30:17):
Wasn't that what it was?
Speaker 11 (02:30:17):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:30:18):
He was hammered I'm Michael Jordan's kid. They're like, okay,
but you're still getting we're hauling you in cool story.
You just beached a Lamborghini SUV on a train track, dude, yep, yeah,
time to get out. I'm going to sneeze over here.
Mister Jordan. Please if that's your real name.
Speaker 8 (02:30:43):
The Allen Cox Show on one call the Alan Cox Show.
Speaker 21 (02:30:51):
Pay attention to notice the reverse of everything that is
normal becoming apt normal two.
Speaker 9 (02:30:57):
Six five seven eight one double O seven three for
a one to seven.
Speaker 2 (02:31:12):
Three five. Calves play tonight season opener for them in
New York at the Garden against the Knickerbockers every body,
and then they'll scooter Brooklyn on Friday to play the
nets there in brook Where do the nets play again?
Brooklyn Barkley Center? Though, right, I know Brooklyn, but yeah,
used to be the New Jersey Nets. Twas twas the
(02:31:36):
New Jersey Nets and they played the Barkley Center. And
then of course the Cavaliers will come home to play
on Sunday against the Bucks of Mealy Walk. And you're going, well, Alan,
I can't go to any of those. What's in the
immediate future for the Calves. Well, they'll be here at home.
One of those NBA Cup games is already happening with
(02:31:57):
the Toronto Raptors. That'll be on Halloween night. I'm always
looking ahead to see when the Bulls are going to
be in town. Who the Chicago Bulls?
Speaker 5 (02:32:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:32:08):
You know, before the break, I was just playing some
audio and video for those people watching the show of
one My Shield Jordan Rob He was famously a member
of a team called the Chicago Booth. I thought they
stopped after he left. Boy, you'd sure think so, wouldn't you.
December the seventeenth, the Calves will be No, that's in Chicago. No,
(02:32:32):
when did they hear? Oh the nineteenth? Okay, so I
can go to that game, right, I mean, we've got
our team, We've got like our iHeart game. But that's
in January, right. Oh, I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 4 (02:32:44):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (02:32:44):
December nineteen is when the Calves are going to be
playing the the Bulls here in town. Let's not have
gotten that email I send it to you.
Speaker 5 (02:32:53):
No, no, I didn't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:32:54):
Oh that's a Friday night. Okay, So Friday the nineteenth,
Bulls Calves here at home. The next night is gonna
be that Chimera Christmas show with Nounslaughter at the Agora.
Can't wait for that. That's a two hours to midnight show.
I don't want to misspeak. That band might be called
(02:33:15):
Nun's Laughter. I'm pretty sure it's not. I feel like
it's more on brand if they're non Slaughter. I'm sure
we've played them on the metal show before and as
a proud past Catholic school survivor current atheist, just referring
(02:33:36):
to a band called Nunslaughter just makes me titter like
a small child. Rob Not that I would ever, of course,
condone any kind of physical violence against anyone of the
cloth or lay person. It's not my bag, baby, But listen,
(02:34:00):
I wonder how Juanita is labeled in Jordan's contact list.
His wife was Cookie. Oh that's Magic's wife. Oh, Magic's wife, Cookie,
Juanita Jordan, Right, yeah, Cookie, Cookie, she stuck by that sid, Yeah,
she sure did.
Speaker 4 (02:34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:34:24):
And in Canton and I'm working at the Winking Lizard,
and nobody believes you. Guys say megadildo's. Can you? I
want these turds to believe me. It's always funny. I
know people are luring me into something when they say that,
because it's always I always trying to envision the conversation
that people are telling me they're having, as if why
(02:34:44):
would no one believe that? Right now, I'll say, what,
why wouldn't they? It's just a riff on the old
dumb Rush Limbaugh thing. Right, He'd say megadidos, which I
think began back in the day when people would just
agree with Rush because that's all they did, Yeah, was
agree with Rush. Right, It's like that Mega blueprint before
(02:35:05):
it was a thing. Just agree with whatever they say.
And so they'd say, diddo is shorthand right, and so
Mega didos. So I just started saying megadildo's and then
some other people started to say that. You know, I
guarantee I'm probably not the first person to ever say that,
but I do like it. I love it, And some
fans of this show have responded to me in kind megadildos.
(02:35:30):
All of all the death and illness in my family lately,
at least I get some laughs when I listen to
your show, and that matters. Yes, I've told people, specifically
management with this company. I said, guys, you don't understand
people get laughs from this show. And by laughs, I
mean at least to a day. Yeah, and sometimes that's
(02:35:51):
the best you can ask for. The best part is
we're not charging for either one free last yeah, free laughs.
We couldn't possibly charge for this. That's the best part.
Speaker 5 (02:36:04):
I begged it different.
Speaker 2 (02:36:07):
Oh someday we're going to find out. You know, it's funny,
but when people in our business lose their jobs. They go, Bob,
who's going to sort of podcast? Yeah, you gotta find
out real quick how much people enjoyed that free entertainment
you were giving them for twenty years. But I did
get a letter from someone who said where is that?
It was a very nice letter that they sent me.
(02:36:32):
The show has been keeping me very happy this year.
I've had a bad year, dealing with a breakup, the
death of my grandmother, and the death of America. There's
bad news almost every day, but you and the clit
Rattler brightened my days all the time. Really needs some
(02:36:53):
appropriate music to read this letter, Rob, Yeah, both of
you guys are great guys. Keep doing what you're doing,
and I will continue to hate the show. This feels
like Megadildo's without saying megadilldos. Well, there you go. I'm
(02:37:15):
certainly happy to contribute. It's a great guy to a
calm her mind in whatever way that we can. We
will jump on that grenade for you. Happy to someone
thinks I'm a great guy. I mean, Jesus a lot
of things. Great gun Listen, who are you telling? I
(02:37:38):
try to tell people all the time. Guy guy wrote
me a letter earlier. I was like, this guy was
really buffing my nuts. He was like, you're great. You
talk to people. Thank you for being you. You are
not cocky, arrogant, nor do you shy away from your listeners.
You give everybody a fair chance, and in return, you're
(02:38:00):
fair to everybody who calls in text. First of all,
I am cocky, My second grade teacher said, So, I
am arrogant sometimes because I think I'm hilarious. How do
you like that I define anybody else? Kicking out three
laughs per day? I don't think so stop boil your ahead, dude.
(02:38:23):
I truly appreciate you and your show, and I'm glad
that I can relate to you and Rob in so
many ways. Well that's your first mistake.
Speaker 17 (02:38:32):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:38:33):
But yes, with uh, with respect, any indication whatsoever that
Rob and I are quote great guys will be met
with uh. We will rebuff with extreme prejudice. That assessment
her from Dave. He's one of our bureau chiefs in DC.
(02:38:56):
And I was in rural Virginia, Allen, and I saw
a wah wah, so I stopped and got a gobbler.
Holy shrimp?
Speaker 3 (02:39:05):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (02:39:05):
Legit?
Speaker 2 (02:39:06):
Got it with the sweet potatoes. Top notes This is
what I'm saying. Wallah dropped the gobbler, and everybody goes, ah,
there's places a world here will do.
Speaker 18 (02:39:14):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (02:39:17):
That's why there's no around here. As whys no gobbler? No, listen,
there are places that make us sandwich like that. No,
we got a sandwich with turkey and cranberry sauce. I'm
just telling you it ain't the same. I've had them,
I've compared them, you know the place, and again, no
shade to them. I'm just saying, it ain't the gobbler.
(02:39:41):
It's not. Also, a lot of people are pointing out
to me that they haven't really heard any kind of
duck update from you, and they're curious if there's been
any movement. I have to assume if there had been
an iodea of movement in a positive direction, you would
have brought it directly to us. Yeah, there's been nothing.
It's just the same thing.
Speaker 15 (02:39:59):
You know.
Speaker 12 (02:40:00):
Some days they're a little more active and uh more
pain in the assi, and then other days they're uh
you know, yeah.
Speaker 15 (02:40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40:10):
Well, hopefully with Thanksgiving being right around the corner, there
might be something in the air that lets them know
maybe they should shut the f up, at least for
a brief period of time. What do you do in
the winter when it's all icing. You can't leave those
poor bastards outside my south Well, these can't apparently, I
don't know if their wings are knocked.
Speaker 5 (02:40:31):
Is that what it's called.
Speaker 2 (02:40:32):
I don't know. Clipped, knock clipped you knocked? Might be
a veterinary industry term I'm I'm familiar with.
Speaker 4 (02:40:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:40:39):
It's dropping my daughter off at school this morning, as
I do every morning, and as we were pulling up
to pull into the parking lot, she goes, ooh, turkey,
A lot of turkeys where we live. Yep, Well, apparently
this turkey is well known to the kids. She goes
that turkey. We call it the tech turkey because she
goes that sits right outside our tech class. She has
one class called Tech and just you know, there's rotating
(02:41:00):
series of things that she does during the week in
addition to like the regular class stuff, Like one day
it'll be like music, another one will be tech, another
one'll be jim that kind of stuff. And she goes, oh,
that's I thought it was just a random turkey. And
she goes, no, No, that turkey usually parks right outside
our tech classroom, which is on the corner of the building.
(02:41:20):
I'm like, that's pretty wild that that turkey is just
hanging around. It's not like running around the neighborhood. It's
parked at her school. Nice hanging out with the kids.
I guess so, sup, y'all. I wondered if maybe there
was some recognition of those kids in there on the
(02:41:42):
part of that turkey. Like I again, I don't know
how smart turkeys are. I don't know anything about turkeys.
I know they're delicious. That's all I know is that
they're delicious.
Speaker 5 (02:41:55):
Is he a jive turkey?
Speaker 2 (02:42:00):
I don't know, Rob, If only I thought to ask
her that, Well, where were you when I was taking
my daughter to school? These morning questions?
Speaker 5 (02:42:14):
Man, I'm about to punch show.
Speaker 2 (02:42:33):
Night's out.
Speaker 4 (02:42:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42:37):
Al In the last three years, I've lost both grandmothers
and uncle, and now my dad's in the hospital with
double pneumonia after having a lung tumor removed. Jesus, if
there is a god, it can huff my taint. No
here here spoiler there isn't. But never pass up a
good taint huffing. I always thought that there needed to
(02:43:01):
be a better description than double pneumonia. It sounds like
a curse, right, They go, oh, he's got double pneumonia,
Like there isn't a medical term for that, Like you
have pneumonia. That's as I understand it, single pneumonia. Uh,
And they go, we got double pneumonia. That just means
what both lungs? Yep, double pneumonia, right or two spots? Okay,
(02:43:22):
I think has both. You feel like there would be
a more official, uh declaration than double pneumonia or diagnosis?
Speaker 5 (02:43:35):
Alan.
Speaker 2 (02:43:35):
Does your black stepdad refer to your mother as the gobbler?
Speaker 5 (02:43:40):
Oh Jesus, you know what.
Speaker 14 (02:43:44):
Ladies and gentlemen, we are experiencing technical difficulties.
Speaker 5 (02:43:47):
Please stand by.
Speaker 3 (02:43:59):
We'll return to our regularly scheduled program momentarily.
Speaker 2 (02:44:03):
Please stay tuned, listen not to tell tales out of school.
My dad didn't even refer to my mom as the gobbler.
So I don't know what's going on there, but I
have a pretty good idea of what's not going on.
Speaker 4 (02:44:17):
Right.
Speaker 2 (02:44:18):
Yeah, boy, that's a it's a rough place to go
to the end. Yeah, thanks a lot, Dave, Are you
as angry as I am? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (02:44:32):
Dare you.
Speaker 17 (02:44:34):
Who?
Speaker 2 (02:44:35):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:44:40):
This guy?
Speaker 5 (02:44:45):
You now, he's just.
Speaker 2 (02:44:49):
He's all right, all right? Yeah jesus, Yeah, you tell
you a story at the very could he tell you
a story at the very least?
Speaker 7 (02:45:06):
I'll tell you all about it?
Speaker 15 (02:45:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:45:08):
Good, here we go, Dave? Do you have any love?
Speaker 8 (02:45:11):
I've got no love?
Speaker 5 (02:45:13):
Oh bummer?
Speaker 2 (02:45:18):
How do you feel about the simple life?
Speaker 8 (02:45:20):
Dave?
Speaker 5 (02:45:20):
I found this simple life. It's so simple.
Speaker 9 (02:45:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:45:25):
Who knew he liked watching old Paris Hilton reality television?
Speaker 5 (02:45:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:45:30):
Yeah, got no love?
Speaker 5 (02:45:32):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (02:45:32):
He already told me, God.
Speaker 4 (02:45:36):
Run on one more time.
Speaker 2 (02:45:38):
No, I don't need that. H Do you know what
comes after the letter H and the alphabet?
Speaker 9 (02:45:45):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (02:45:48):
I thought it was? I?
Speaker 11 (02:45:49):
You know why?
Speaker 9 (02:45:51):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:45:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:45:52):
Okay, you know what what comes before B?
Speaker 17 (02:45:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:45:55):
A damn Dave?
Speaker 22 (02:46:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:46:02):
Hmm.
Speaker 10 (02:46:04):
You guys are talking about misheard lyrics and lyrics that
are purposefully missung. The other day and you mentioned eighteen
in Life by skid Row. And when I was in
middle school I first heard that song. I thought he'd
sing eighteen and likes big cattle, like likes big cattle,
like he's gonna be a ranch hand or something.
Speaker 2 (02:46:23):
I tell you though, yeah, likes big Cattle. Well, we
got on that because I was talking about a handful
of songs that the misheard lyrics and my own personal
experience from friends and relatives, and I've just adopted those
now as the regular lyrics. So my daughter thought that
Alanis Morrisett was talking about cross Eyed Bear in the
(02:46:45):
song you Ought to Know, and so obviously I sing
it now. My ex wife thought that eighteen in life
the skid row is eighteen in life, good Golly, and
so I sing good Golly, and he thought it was
like eighteen and eighteen in life, Big Cattle.
Speaker 5 (02:47:01):
Yeah, I don't hear that. Well, he was a kid.
Speaker 2 (02:47:08):
I don't know either. He was a little kid, eighteen
of life, big cattle, big teen in a life, Yeah,
big caddie, big cattle. Well, who knows. I don't know
anything about Sebastian Bach as a younger man. Maybe he
wanted to be a ranch hand. Perhaps, I mean, he
is nine feet tall. Probably would have been a benefit. Yeah, yeah,
(02:47:32):
I don't know anything about him. Where's he from? He's
not from Canada. Isn't he from Jersey or something? He's
gonna be here November sixth, by the way, we gave
aways some tickets for Sebastian Bach. He's on the Bach
on the Road tour. He's Canadian, isn't he? I don't know.
Oh he is Canadian. Yes, I thought I was misremembering
that he's from Peterborough, Ontario. We've got a bureau chief
(02:47:53):
there in Peterborough, Ontario. We've got Chelsea. She's one of
our Canadian bureau chiefs who listens to Peterborough. I wonder
if they have a special place in their hearts. You know,
Peterborough is referred to as the electric City, and if
you've ever been there, wow, electric Indeed eighteen of Life,
(02:48:15):
Big Cattle. Okay, well I'll close on that note because
I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:48:21):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:48:21):
That's not what he says. I'm gonna say it's it's
not okay. I'm gonna go with that just for now.
Cotton Balls referring to when I went to the Kevin
Gate Show and the guy's like, I love you, bitch,
but get out the way, combining the two I love
you bitch, but get out the way. If you're here
(02:48:43):
tonight with somebody who love piss.
Speaker 22 (02:48:50):
That's what I get for trying. That's what I get
for trying to be all slick. Hey, if you hear
it with some of you, put your hand in their
heart and say.
Speaker 4 (02:48:58):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (02:49:00):
Oh greatest line I have heard in a long time
in a concert. Put your hand on that woman's heart
and say I love.
Speaker 4 (02:49:06):
You, bitch.
Speaker 8 (02:49:08):
And now I must leave you.
Speaker 14 (02:49:09):
As the Brady bunch is on, and I find four
of those children incredibly arousing.
Speaker 8 (02:49:15):
Get at it.
Speaker 18 (02:49:16):
Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,
Be careful of what you do.
Speaker 4 (02:49:26):
Big Brother is watching you.
Speaker 18 (02:49:30):
Be circumspect and discreet, Stay light on your mental feet.
Speaker 4 (02:49:37):
One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother
is watching you. And oh we all narrative. Remember obedience paid.
Speaker 18 (02:49:50):
And when you watch that DV screens, remember it works
both ways.
Speaker 4 (02:49:58):
You disappear in a wink.
Speaker 18 (02:50:01):
Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into the blue.
Big Brother is watching you.
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