Full Show: April 1, 2025

Here's the show for Tuesday, featuring the beginning of Taco Wars, Jessica Simpson back in the news for something really strange, and an investigation into why in the hell Jerry Jones would piss off Micah Parsons. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So I got to tell you guys a
funny story. So I have to protect some names here.
I got to be very careful about this. This is
a real thing that happened. I was recently at a company,
all right around lunchtime, okay, and someone brought in food

(00:20):
for this company, okay, okay. And I was talking to
two people that work at that company, and they were
just having small talk about the food that was brought in,
and somebody said, uh, yeah, weirdest thing happened today. And
I'm not saying this was today or any other day.
It could have been six months ago for all you know.

(00:41):
Clearly today and they said, hey, I ate a taco
and there was a bolt in it, okay, like a
car bolt or like it had like ad did you
ask what size of bolt, pepper and if they kind
of gave you a little bolt? He said there was

(01:04):
a bolt in it. And I was stunned, and I
was like, wait what And then he made the gesture
you're showing that it was a metal bolt, you know,
like a tool like as that would go that would
accompany his screw. And so there was a bolt in
his taco skin.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You told me story. We will again not put any
company on blast here.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's a place that I definitely when I lived in
down there, I used to enjoy going to. And he
told me a harrowing story about something that was in
a taco.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Condom my dad. My dad been into a street taco
that had a razor blade. Yeah, that is happy Halloween stone.
And so we were sitting there at lunch and he
was like, you made this crazy face and then we
looked and there was razor blade. That's terrorism, that's attempted
murder that doesn't accidentally happen. That's like, well, but if

(02:08):
it is possible that you you for street tacos use
the razor bay blade to grind up like the Cilantro
or the Youngs, to make him even finer, because that
was my first thought, was someone planted that. And then
it was like, well, if you know it's some of
these old prep stations, it's possible. It's I mean, who knows, right,
because it's a one, it's not a chain, it's not

(02:30):
a chain. So they're doing whatever they want, prison rules style.
Let's just make it how we want, and we make
him with this razor blade, although the staff may not
be properly trained, and you get down the road a
little bit and someone accidentally leaves little razor blade in
a taco. Yeah, or shave when I cook sometimes? So
and what you shave? Okay, so you're over the stove
and you're shaving. I don't have to be the stove.

(02:51):
It could be the sink. It could be the cuking
and the sink could be And he's talking about his
pubic region. You realize it would be safer for you
to cook a meal in your toilet than it would
to be cooking in your sink. Really, Yeah, I don't
cook in the sink, just over it. He has you
wash something here? Do you have burners in your sink? No,
let's get back to the bolt, the preparation. I will

(03:13):
say this, though, I do stumble across this guy on
social media who makes food in hotels in the bathroom.
That's weird. So he'll set chicken down on the counter
in a bathroom and like make nachos and stuff in
the sink. Oh, Hasslehoff likes to eat his food on
the floor of hotels rooms. There's some fecal matter on
your food. The thing about what been just described, though,

(03:37):
is that it's a world just full of dumb content.
And so the guy that's like, you know, I'm the
guy that makes chicken nachos in the bathrooms of hotels.
Oh yeah, I know who you are. You know. It's like,
what is the little thing you can do to differentiate
yourself from all the other dumb stuff. There's the guy
who goes through like walmarts and like films people's reaction

(03:57):
while he drops fake farts? Yeah what about that? What
about that?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
That busty gal that went into the walmart and remember
she was doing stuff in the produce section. Oh, she
was leaving her underwear. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she had
a bit. That's her bit. That's her bit. Let's see
what It doesn't seem like it takes a lot of talent,
but it's certainly a way to distinguish herself. There's the
guy who goes, I don't know, this could be cussing

(04:25):
in Spanish, so I won't say it, but he's I
don't know, I'll just translate it. Go ahead, No, I
think it does it rhyme with minshi mindejo right, kind
of nice. He's a guy that goes and he says
that we were to say that on Kleno. No, that's

(04:46):
not what he's saying. Oh, she probably means like, I'm
suddenly you don't even know you're a great bit because
I remember that you probably Moneno guy went up to
Joe Biden and like yelled at him and Joe Biden. Okay,
this brings up an interesting question about the FCC. Do

(05:06):
they just monitor English two one four seven eight seven
one because I speak English? So if I happen to
say a group of syllables that in some other language
may be offensive, I can't control that I'm speaking English.
The reality is we've learned nobody is monitoring. They're just
waiting for a report. Yeah. Yeah, they're waiting for a complaint.

(05:27):
I've always worried about complaints.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Which I could say with that phrase it means multiple things.
So you look it up, so well, look it up
on Spanish urban dictionary.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh dude, I need to check Urban Dictionary because I
submitted a phrase last week, remember golden pouches. Yeah, I
need to see if they accepted my They never sent
me an email. I was disappointing. I want to know, though,
did you know the guy that ate the bolt before
that encounter. Yes, okay, so it's just listening right now.

(06:00):
So it's a guy that you know that okay, clearly
you played basketball with him. No, and uh, okay. And
he bit into a bolt. Yeah. And when he bit
into the bolt, was he eating a taco? In your face?
And goes, oh my god, I bit into a bolt earlier.
He had some lunch and he ate and he bit

(06:20):
into a taco and there was a bolt in it, okay,
and it hurt his tooth and everything. Did you see
his broken tooth? I didn't break his teeth. Did you
look into his mouth?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
I didn't. Well, rubbing his belly, I did not. Okay.
So the guy tells you. The guy tells you he
broke his tooth on a bolt. He didn't break his tooth, oh,
he said. He just randomly brought up. I was eating
a taco and there's there's tacos, and by the way,
I was eating one of them and there was a
bolt in it. Now here's where it really gets interesting

(06:54):
to me. And this is where I gained a lot
of respect for this guy. And I was like, Okay,
this is my kind of guy. He went back and
had another taco and it shows what good tacos they are,
because he was like, all right, I'm willing to look
past this bolt in this taco. This was an accident.
I have total taco confidence. I'm gonna eat another taco.

(07:16):
It's delicious, you know. And here's the other thing with that,
I really respect. If you had flown on a plane
and it crashed and you survived, you should feel good
about all other flights because the likelihood that you're ever
involved another air crash it's astronomical. The likelihood he's ever
gonna eat another taco with a bolt in it. I

(07:37):
think he can. I think he can put on a
blindfold and just have taco shoved in his mouth at
all times. He's good. It sounds like he viewed it
as not only did he get a taco, I got
an extra bolt. Yeah. And then he asked me do
you want to see it the tooth or the bolt
or the penis or the bolt or his tool pouch.
Because if a guy comes up to me and he's like,

(07:57):
do you want to see it? I immediately think he's
that's goofy. Yeah, especially he says, hey, man, you want
to see my boat? Uh, the whole thing reminded me
of our intro Start time boys.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Right now, you're ready, right right, right, right time to
do one.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
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if you except your similar wee pursuing it. Huddled out
shaw shank through the sewer, kid, Now what're chilling at
the eagle? Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock.
Got a habit for my house, a gold status Howard
starting to get craddic shows adding up, multiplied like a rabbit,

(08:54):
dun the end zone out, creak it up, feed the habit.
I'm want anything out. My friend rocking it on ra
homeboys talking. It's just a baby, baby, go Katie all

(09:21):
the radio. So a friend of ours bit into a
taco and bit a bolt. I had another friend just
texted and say, better a bolt than a nut. Yeah, man,
you know what I mean. On the person right, and
it does the razor blade. You said your dad bit
into a taco or brito and ate a razorblade or
bit into a razor blade. Man, He's lucky that he

(09:43):
bit into that like flatly as opposed to it being vertically,
because it could have just sliced up his gums and
then who knows, I could have gotten infected or you know,
a lot of horrible things could have happened there, and
that likes his tongue. That's a little hole in the
wall spot right. It it's a place that is attached
to another place where there's a lot of traffic. Okay,

(10:06):
you know, like you'll see like a little pop up
taco kitchen kind of things. That's basically what it was.
Here's what I want to know. I want to know,
and I genuinely care about this. In fact, this is
something we should do on our YouTube channel. Go out
and explore, Alice fort Worth. I want to find the
best burger, best caso, best barbecue, and best taco in town.

(10:29):
Like I don't want all because all almost all burgers,
almost all tacos are good. But where are the best ones?
Your very best ones that are like absolutely legendary. You're
making me think that you want to do something called
taco wars. Yeah, and I would be down there, Okay,
taco wars hell, Yes, dang, you know what I'm saying.

(10:50):
I'm pretty much in yeah. Wow, But I don't think
you're gonna find it at a place. Christina hold on well,
you're not going to find it at a place it
at some point one's residence. Okay, but you can't. He
brings up a good point. You will you make me
a taco. If we're gonna be thorough, we have to
go to every building in America and see if there's

(11:12):
a taco there. I think houses. I think it's a
residential thing. Oh, who has the best thing. I've got
quite a bit of family. Who can get you going? Really?
Who has the best residential tacos?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Well?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You get great. You guys are both married to Hispanic women.
Do you feel like you have a way better understanding
of taco life than most people? Now? Have you learned
more about it? I think I do, actually, because I'm
straight up gringo. Gringo tacos are dope, but I kind
of yearned for the real deal. Did you say, urine?
For the real deal? These are this is This was

(11:46):
very early on in my relationship with my wife. Is
the first time that her mom was making tacos. There
was nothing even remotely cheese related. And I grew up
in tex mex World. Yeah, put some cheese on there
to then I was like, oh, there's no cheese over here,
I don't understand how can I process this? And so
her mom is just such an accommodating person. She started

(12:08):
bringing caeso fresco. Oh no, right, and so there'd be
the little white crumbled cheese that we'd have. Then I
started enjoying that with different kinds of tacos. In other words,
if I know what else is part of that taco,
then it kind of changes what I want with it,
cause I think now I live in a mix and
match taco world. And one of the things that I
would say to my wife is like, you know this

(12:31):
whole idea of well, that's not real Mexican food, And
I'm like, well, that doesn't matter because the text mex
experience is badass and the quote unquote authentic because even
with quote unquote Mexican tacos, there's variations of that, like
if you go further south into Mexico or Honorey style
taco is different than the tacos along the border, for example, Like, dude,

(12:52):
it's kind of like a bourbon or any Like I
know somebody who loves red wine, but they drink it
with ice. It's like, so do it how you want
to do it? No, you can't know that person and
do it how you want to. That's a person you
shouldn't need. You don't have to psycho do your thing
however you want to do it. I agree with that sentiment,
except for on that case of that one person. So

(13:13):
I mean, if if we were to start a TV
show that was Taco Wars, Taco Wars uh and we
I mean, would you go fast food or only dine in?
Would you go residences? I think you include fast food, residences,
pop up stands, fast casual, okay fast? What corn tortilla?
I mean, are you going? Are you going flour? Corn?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Like? Sometimes if I'm offered flour or corn and I
choose flour, my wife looks at me sideydude, that and
that slander needs to stop. Be a little more welcoming
into the culture and don't because sometimes you just want
a flower tortia taste better. It's worse for you, but
it tastes better. Christina, you go to a restaurant and

(13:55):
they got great tacos. How are you ordering it corn? Soft?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
See?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I I'm going soft because I had corn tortillas just
last week and they just break apart so easily.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Respect They're not a taco meat delivery system like like
a pouch a lot of So that's why a lot
of corn tortillas will double tort well, yeah, a lot
of double see they'll double tort with oh right, right right.
You'll see that frequently.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
So if you're getting a street taco, obviously you're gonna
go corn tortilla, double corn tortilla.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
But sometimes if it's like you know, and there's the
whole idea of is it homemade, which just means did
you hate did you make these tortillas?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Man?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
The quote unquote homemade flower tortilla. That is sexual pomp.
It is so good, dude, And that's why that place
roses that they make those tortillas right there in front
of you. There's so much better. That's good.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uncle Julio's too. Yeah, yeah, I like to sell so
over a Uncle Julio's.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
You know what I'm down with too? Uh for a
crunchy taco. I love a greeno taco and a crunchy shell.
Love it. I want one crunchy one soft, but take
you that's good way wait together, yeah, no, I'll do
it together. Yeah, that's a taco bell item.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
You can make it on your own though it on
your own.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, I want one, crunchy one, soften it breaks apart.
I have not chos. I think taco is the best
a la carte individual item there is. Oh yeah, you
know what I'm saying. Where there's individual items, I mean
the closest thing to that would be a salad. But
once to eat a sound.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
So it's just like tacos are just ever expanding into
a world of magic. Like there's so many different ways
to taco. That's the way to put it right there.
All right, we just started a new show called Taco
warst Yep. All right, coming up next, let's take it
to Hollywood, Katie. Why is Jessica Simpson in the news, Well,
she swallowed something, ben I leave it at that. Yeah,

(15:45):
all right, it's a dream come true. We'll discuss it next.
Before we get there, let's talk about Ah. Yes, it's
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(16:30):
If you have the iHeart app, you have a chance.
If you don't have the iHeart app, take a lap.
What are you doing? We tell you every day to
get the ihart app and you don't have it. Man,
I'm kind of pissed at you. Free dog, come on.
But if you have it, you know to go click
that microphone when you're streaming, and that allows you to
leave a talkback message. So the fourth person that leaves
a talk back with their name, their phone number, their

(16:54):
email address, and the answer to the question. Ben told
a story about a guy biting into a top and
there was something in his taco that he bit into.
What was that? We were just telling that story like
twenty five minutes ago. Where were you Probably not downloading
the iHeart app. Huh, Well, if you were listening and
you know the answer be the fourth person name, phone number,
email address, And what did the person that Ben knows

(17:17):
bite into when he bit into that taco? And I'm
not talking about the taco. There was something in the taco.
Good luck everybody. We have sports coming up in thirty minutes,
but right now it's time for.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
This juice your news. Hot gods, every lived comes, stay
on top in the shovel.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Shut.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I guess we should pay off on this tease. Why
is Jessica Simpson in the news because she swallowed something?
Do you guys like to know what she swallowed?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
More than anything in the world. It was not a bolt,
so not an object. Well, uh, technically this is well, well,
person plays her thing. Dude, Yeah, it's a it's a thing. Okay,
then that's an object. Is she single bite?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
In?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
What form of matter is it? Is she single? Trying
to make plants or you know what? That'd be crazy
if I don't know what her situation is. I thought
she had kids with some dude and she divorced that
guy though the other out I'm talking about, yeah, no, separated.
Recently to Eric Johnson, the former football player at the

(18:28):
tight end. Oh not the quasi blues guitarist that kicked
around Dallas for forty years. No, god, like three people
are like yours. Hey, I am three? Hell yeah Eric
john John okay three. Somewhere Chris Holt is going nuts. Yeah.
The weekend, you like to get a little rock and
some talk just casually mentioning that you know someone who's

(18:50):
in the Eagles. Yeah, good job, guys. My buddy Don
Henley was in town this weekend. His kids go to Greenhill,
are used to.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here's somebody o. This is from her Instagram account, started
going everywhere. Jessica Simpson does this, What are you drinking?
Because you know, it's like it's this Chinese herb thing
and I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And my vocal coach told me to drink it, and
they googled the ingredients.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
And snake's brung no.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
So it's like a honey, if you want a good vocal,
you gotta.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Drink snake's frous.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Snake sperm is the new throat coat. Well, you know,
somebody she thought tuna was the chicken of the sea, right.
She thought it was like a sea chicken. She didn't
know tuna was a fish. That was Somebody has convinced
her that swallowing this and who knows what snake means

(19:44):
is good for her. Everybody get in here. Jessica's going
to do that. Everybody come in here. Watch now, have
you seen her lately? I saw her in this video.
I saw so she went and did a bunch of
performances around the time of South By Southwest Luck, she'd
like reappeared and she's reappeared as country gal. Wow, she's

(20:05):
going to be country person now makes sense. She looks different,
she has had some work done. She looks like she's
scared in that anchor. She why is her face her mouth?
Everyone's making her swallow everything. She's like, hey, just let
me just sit here in peace. Why are you trying
to make me do that? Just to stop questioning? Thanks,

(20:26):
Come on, honey, we know what's best for you.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
We say, do what you've always done. Dance with who
brung you? That is not chicken. Jessica kind of her
story for her dad a little crazy. She is still
phenomenal looking in my opinion, but different. She definitely looks
hardened and has had some work done and looks different.
She's evolved. Have you forgiven her for taking the Cowboys

(20:51):
season that year? They had a chance? Oh man, because
it was her plans to go to Cabo, right, we
have to assume it was to these plans to run
through every mediocre artist in the music industry. Carrie Underwood's
very talented her. She might be a better actress than
a singer. Did you see her news Hazard? I was there,

(21:12):
going what did she act in?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I still can't believe. My son had never seen the
Dukes of Hazard ever and was just watching it at
college and goes, hey, have you ever seen the Dukes
of Very strange?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Man?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
There's this pound pillow in this thing called Jessica. Well,
he was talking about the old show.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Us.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, had our guy who started that wing restaurant Couters. Okay,
but I whatever, if you're Tony Romo and you're single,
why not and you're living in Dallas Fort Worth, why
wouldn't you go on that ride? Yeah? Oh no, exactly,
And he did? He did? Have you forgiven her for?
I mean, I mean, is that do you have at

(21:58):
the super Bowl? More than Tony? His relationship with pop
stars back in the day, I think that his wife.
You think that trip cost them? A lot of people do.
Wasn't there one key drop by one of my favorite players?
The problem was that Tony did not have a lot
of experience yet, so when he was drawing up plays

(22:18):
in the sand at Cabo, the water kept washing it away. Yeah,
and so Jay Witt and what did Wasn't it a
mediocre Ohio State linebacker too? Oh yeah, Bobby? The reality
is they probably shouldn't have taken his job away from
him when they did bring up a debate from a decade.
I'm just saying, if you're how did it work out?

(22:41):
It didn't that got paid?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
You know, if you're like me, you think that it
probably doesn't really matter. You were going to get beat
anyways by Aron Rodgers, Like no matter I give you.
If it was Romo, is that the wagers as a demon?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Was that he seemed like he beat us a couple times?
Was that the one where there was that crazy catch
down the sideline to that tight end? That was not
the That was the one that where Dak was a rookie. Okay,
that was the one where Jason Garrett's like, we're gonna win. Everybody,
stop call it time out. I don't want to win.
He's a rookie. We have to call time out for him.
Why did you make him the quarterback? I want to

(23:18):
make sure Aaron Rodgers has the ball at the end.
This works out well for us. Jason Garrett, that was
his crighton drop. It was so bad. It was really bad.
He didn't He's still and I guarantee to this day,
he still doesn't understand the idea of clock management. He
didn't doesn't know what time it is. He doesn't know.
He has no idea shows up whenever Hurry stopped the clock.
We got to make sure that the packers have the

(23:40):
ball one more time. The Dallas galboy, I mean, if
you're doing a bracket of the hottest women to ever
come out of Dallas Fort Worth, she make it Richardson.
I have her right behind Ashley. Did she got a peers, Yeah,
she did. Her daddy, Her daddy was a frosted tip
minister at a Methodist church there in Richardson. Maybe they

(24:03):
were some they it was one of those ones, like
it was one of those ones. Or as soon as
his daughter got famous, he was like, I don't have
to read this Bible anymore. I'm now an agent and
hot it was whoa frost all my tips in the
name of geez, he's a gemstone. I was gonna say, baby, Billy,

(24:27):
you get Jess out there running around with a pickle
in her mouth. That's actually what actually did on Saturday night,
ran around with a pickle in her mouth when the
tape messed up. What a silly family. But don't you
want if God creates someone that looks like that? Don't

(24:48):
you also wanted to? Just think like that, Yes, I
don't want it. Me think like what coming up? Are
you saying? You don't want to be smart? Yeah, you
don't want it? Coming up with the torpedo bat, you
don't want to. I just think what Ben is saying
is he wants minimal He wants minimal resistance on the
pursuit My Yeah. What I'm saying is like, like, what

(25:12):
I'm saying is you Christina. I need I need someone.
If they're gonna look like that, and I'm gonna have
a shot, they gotta be dumb enough to believe me.
You are gorgeous. What do you believe anything? I like
my chances? Oh I am a Navy seal, So you
don't want to have deep conversations about you know, it's

(25:33):
her favorite film from the seventies, or you know, what
does she think of tariffs?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Like?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
You don't want to get into that with her. I mean,
how many deep conversations do you guys really like having
with women?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
You guys say a lot about yourselves, right.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
You can have a deep conversation with your buddies. It
just depends. I mean, hold on, hold on, is it
mixed company? Yeah, we have to assume that it's person's
eighteen to forty nine. Who outside of us is going
to hear the conversation. What I meant to say was, man,

(26:25):
I'm so grateful for thirty two years of deep conversations
with my wife. No, I'm looked up to the light detector.
You gotta tell me when it's connected. The problem is
that we all knew that TikTok was coming one day,
and cha, we knew that. All right, having a conversation
over ten seconds is worthless. But do you remember how

(26:46):
good she looked in the Duke's A Hazard movie?

Speaker 3 (26:51):
I do.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Let's watch that as a show, Christine, Are.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
You in sure? I haven't seen it? Who the guys
in it?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh? The guy from Jackass, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Is he really Johnny Knoxville?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
What about Sean Patrick whatever his name is Stifler? Yeah,
what about he seems to be in stuff yea was. Yeah,
it looks like they also slammed Burt Reynolds into it. Really,
Willie Nelson and Linda Carter, they're getting credits on this. Wow.
Linda Carter in her day was wonder woman. Yeah, who
is she plying? Wonder Woman? Willie Nelson boss hog? That

(27:28):
is not far off from the kool Aid movie.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's exactly we're gonna dig the Dukes of Hazzard. We
just got the rats to the Dukes of Hazzard. We're
making the movie, get Burt Reynolds in it. It's a
cultural icon.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
If Barbie makes one billion, this should make two. I'm
seeing that David Keckner played Cooder. Who's this champ kind
and anchorman?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, Bill Pullman, who gave the speech in Independence States,
he was in it too. Okay, that's good enough on her.
We definitely should go back and watch that.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
They finally, this has been highly rumored, it's finally been announced.
There Sony had a big announcement this morning that they've
got four movies coming out all about the Beatles.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
So you're gonna have a Paul movie, which is starring
Paul mescal You're gonna so it's just four movies and
it's about from their perspective. So this is a lot
like when Kiss did four solo albums. Paul Miscal is
going to be Paul McCartney. So all he had to
do in his audition was gone this Harris Dickinson is
John Lennon and he had to go. He who is

(28:33):
Harris Dickinson? David von Eric? Okay, who did come to Olney?
By the way, what do you mean? Guy? Posted something today?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
The Von Eric's definitely had a show in Olney, my hometown,
which is very small for those listening and don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't like this little side thing. I want to know.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
David von Eric against Free Bird Michael Hayes was the headliner.
Let's go King Kong Bundy against the mask Texan.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I don't think that's a real georgeous Jim Garvin versus
Johnny Mantel, Oh not Mantel. And then you had Free Bird,
Buddy Roberts versus King Iceman Parsons sponsored by the only
rotary club at Dude back in the seventies, Ladies, let's
go to that again. Yeah, they didn't bring it back
for the other Beatles man. Uh, Joseph Quinn is George Harrison.

(29:21):
Who's that Joseph Quinn was in? He's a I remember
him being bald bald guy.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't know that I know what movie he's been in,
but I've seen him before, something Marvelly or maybe DC.
I really truly don't know, dude. I think he was
in Game of Thrones too, and I truly don't know
much about the guy.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh oh, he was in Stranger Things, Eddie the guitar
guy want guitar. He's playing Ringo in No, he's George
so he had to go. Oh and then Ringo will
be played by Barry cohegan known for he was dating
Sabrina Co and his iconic role is that he licked

(30:04):
the bathtub drain and saltburn. He's a good ring after
the quarterback from Euphoria. Yeah, did what he had to
do in the tub. He ran in and licked the drain.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Was Jessico.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I don't think she was there for that. I think
Cohegan was the bad guy in Total Recall. Okay, that
would make sense.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
He was also in ben Chees of In Shearon or
something ban Chees of Ed Sheeran with Colin Farrell.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
They won all the awards. There's a show called ban
Chees of Ed Shearon.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, something like that. It was a movie, the Academy
Award winning movie from a couple of years.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
So are they shooting this all simultaneously and then chopping
it up into four movies?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, and they're dropping it in twenty twenty eight. All
four films are gonna hit the theater in April of
twenty twenty eight. That's the same players in each one,
one for each member of the band, but each each
one's perspective, with the same cast. I think, so yeah,
and it's gonna it's so it's just gonna be a
Netflix thing.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
No theaters. Let me guess it's it's the dude that
did Lord of the Rings. I'm assuming right, Mendez is
the guy's name. No, Sam Mendez is a huge director,
American beauty. He was married to he's doing this, yeah, okay,
but I'm saying the producer it's got to be Peter
uh Peter Gull, Yeah, the guy who did Old Peter Jackson. Yeah,
Peter Jackson.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't know that. Are they all coming out simultaneously? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
April twenty twenty eight. God, this this has been rumored
for like two years too, so this has kind of
been along time. Is like a five year project happening.
I think it's amazing too.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
If you think about all that you've been in dated
with Beatles wise throughout the years, for them to finally
be doing a biopic on them and doing it in
this way, I think you're going into it. You're also
banking on Paul Meskal still being huge, Harris Dickinson being
bigger than he is now, Barry Cohegan's already like very
respected actor. But these aren't like household names. They're just

(31:46):
kind of really hoping that those guys are taking a
leap in the next couple years too. And they're saying
twenty twenty eight because it's going to take so long
to edit for movies. Yeah, Wow, that's far dumping it
at once. That may. I'm excited about that. I think
it'd be great if they can tell us what order
to watch him in, what if because everyone's just gonna
go to Paul first, Prena w John Dude, they should
do it.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
They should do this differently. They should do one in April, May, June,
and July. I guess it depends on how they edit it.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
That's why I don't run a studio ahead sor right there.
You have it coming up next we go around the sports.
It was a rough night in DFW. We'll break it
down next. Come man. I just saw that they're making
John Wick five. Hell yeah, finally, I just don't understand
why this franchise didn't connect with me.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Hold on, is that the ballerina one they're doing like
the bellerin.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, there's a there's one that starring Anna day Armas.
Cant is going to be in it. Uh. I think
probably as a cameo. He's gonna be like Yoda and
ben Kenobi and Darth Vader. He'll be a dead hologram
that she looks over and sees. He'll just be him
and his dog he is. Yeah, he is gonna be

(32:53):
in it.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
It's in like that universe. And apparently this all takes
place before the end of that last one where we
don't know if he died or not, but we think
he died.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, I didn't get there. I didn't make it. I
don't know why this franchise doesn't connect with me. I
love Coanu Reeves. I love action movies. Did you say
you love Countu Reeves? Yeah, all right, he's great. I
love the Matrix. Let's see what else? How many break?
How many MATRII are there? Three? I don't really remember.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Man, they reloaded it and then it was Herbie fully
loaded and there's a lot going on. They're all good,
but what been saying is not what Christina is talking about.
The Ballerina movie that's coming out, and the trailer looks
really good and you know she's in it, so it's great.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
It's not John Wick five. It's just a whole Yeah,
it's the whole thing. They are getting ready for John
Wick five though.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay, news to me.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
So he lived and they're trying to expand the Wick verse.
Uh huh. Well, she is a guy Ben who is
openly claimed that he likes wicking material on his shirts. Yes,
I can't believe you're not a wicked guy. They're doing
like a whole separate movie about his dog. But it's
gonna be like milo and Otis. It's just an adventure
that his dog goes on before and despite the fact

(34:06):
that he can't act, is great in action movies and
is reportedly one of the nicest guys in Hollywood. The
boys said, he can't spell action without act. What do
you mean he can't act? I mean he always does
the same. Dumb guy, just dumb. Look I all talk.
Bail out Gene Hackman and the replacement, no doubt, bail out.
Bailout Gene Hackman. You watch Your Dirty Gore Mouth. Hackman

(34:29):
was a d lister in that movie.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
You know, Gene Hackman's mother in law, who is four
years younger than he was when he died, does not
want this bodycam footage to come out.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
She's like, let me grieve in peace. Wait, why would
they put that out? Because people want to know and
that's none of their damn business. Do we want transparency
in this world or do we want secrets from?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
From a guy passed away of old age in his home.
Here's the person that doesn't want it out. You said,
his mother who's younger than him. His mother in law
who's younger than him. Okay, he's ninety five when he die.
She's ninety one. I would like to grieve in peace. Yeah.
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We're the round. Now, let's go around the sports. KT

(35:56):
Buckets has all the sports. Yeah, h April's here. You know,
the NBA and NHL playoffs are gonna happen. Baseball's back
the final fours this weekend. But Jerry Jones is doing
interviews and the sports world has cave to that we'll
get to a MAVs minute at about fifty or twenty minutes.
That's a good tease.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
They didn't do great, no, but that's okay Jerry Jones
for thirty three minutes at the owner meetings, I've taken
the best stuff and paired it way down.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
There's really something that you're going to get to.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Is that Jerry just basically disrespected Michael Parson's agent.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
And you will hear that. But let's start here because
this is what got him going down this train. Because
in this thirty three minutes, this is early on. He
gets more defensive as the time goes. So here's how
it kind of got started. I don't view it as
urgent at all.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
You know, some say, well, there earlier you get something done,
the cheaper, whether early you get something done a lot
of times, the one mistakes you make, you might want
to see a few more cards play, not just with
that particular nuggotiation, but with the whole team. I know
I'm kind of being a little defensive here, but the
idea that the only success is getting a contract done

(37:12):
at an early time is incorrect. I'd rather pay more
and get it right than I had pay less and
screw it up.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Can I make an assumptive observation? It's not fair, but
I'm gonna make it shoot. You know, we all agree,
because we talked about this during the last presidential election.
We all agree that as you get older, it's fact
that you start losing some of your mental faculties. You're
just not as sharp as you used to be. You're

(37:46):
not physically, you're not mentally. In some caves cases, maybe
you become more emotional. And one of the signs of
degenerating mental faculties is becoming more combative and defensive on
things that used to never bother you. We have been
talking about the Cowboys and how they do contracts for

(38:06):
twenty years, and they suddenly care. Now there's pretty yeah,
what is that? Who is that from? Is that from
my heart? Medical?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's from traffic? Okay, it's tomorrow's log. So what we're
doing pretty good?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Great? The criticism of the Cowboys always getting beat in
these contracts, it is nothing new. And he is defensive saying,
hey man, just because you get it done early, what
if you sign a guy that sucks early? Huh? Or
he's also saying it's not just with that player, what
if the whole team starts going downhill. You may not

(38:41):
need a thirty million dollar linebacker, won't you just prove
it and not sign one of these guys they give
that they sign every deal. I'd like to remind you
we got the Jalen Smith deal done early. That's what
I was thinking of. Yeah, geez, he head drop foot,
of course, and we got Ziegel done late for too much.
And it's kind of wild that they're the one two
kind of where the leaders in getting the salary cap

(39:03):
pushed across? Do you know why into the NFL because
the TV deals are well, no, Jerry and I've heard
him say this, they thought that a salary cap but
not only making more money, but that it would be
a competitive advantage for the Dallas cobbage because everybody wants
to wear a star on that helmet for less.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
All right, so here's where we start the injuries into
That was at the three minute mark of thirty three minutes.
Now let's get more to twenty six, twenty seven minutes.
He's answered a lot of stuff. Wide receiver running back
blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
There's Michelle to badgering him. They all are badgering, badgering him.
There's a bunch of them.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Oh yeah, as much of them. Uh so here is Uh,
we're gonna pick it up there. I got two more
I want to play. This is kind of shorty.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
You've talked about every issue. You mean you and Micah
or you and Micah's agent.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
No, me and Michael directly?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
And have you spoken like I said, Micah is one
of three individuals that has my super Bowl number?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
He asked, I mean has my cell phone them?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
He asked for it about a month ago and said
I only be able to talk to you at any time.
And I said, Michael, you want a few, but will
talk any time, call me any time, any calls.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, okay. I love that Michael has a super Bowl
cell phone number. I love the idea that very few
people have his cell phone number, but one of them
is the past rushing linebacker.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
God, I don't believe that that only three people have it,
because why would you take the trouble of carrying around
a phone just to stay in touch with three people talking?
Tell him about my third burner phone and really because
he because really he had for most of the time,
two people had it. Yeah, and Steven, one of the
guys that has this number his wife. I had had

(40:46):
to get his number getting a new phone when Rosie left.
So that means Charlotte doesn't have it. Let's find Gena
which kid doesn't have it. They don't care they don't
have it, but they all have life three sixties, so
they can find another at any time.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Okay, So this is where it goes to a discussion
about so you're talking to Michael directly, how does the
agent feel about this?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Micah's agent is David Mugoletta.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
David mgletta is I think, over the last five years
has gotten the most deals done. Oh wow, Like I
think he's gotten the most money accrued in big deals too. Okay,
David Mogletta is a big deal. He's one of the
power agents now. And this is just this is wonderful.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
The agent is not a factor here of something to
worry about. And I don't know his name, and so
my point is that I'm not trying to demean him
in any way. But this isn't about an agent. The
agent doesn't have one thing to do with what we're doing.
When we get on a football field, I gainst the team.

(41:53):
Micah does to the degree I'm involved, I do, and
I'm not demeaning the agent. I'm just saying anybody can
do this, and that's talked directly to a player, and frankly, frankly,
most people that negotiate me will tell you that that
was so they were better off and negotiating with uh.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Oh yeah. So you see where it kind of runs off. Course,
he doesn't know his name. Look, he does, and he
might not have been able to say in that moment,
but that's not a good thing to say with the
guy you're going to be negotiating this deal with. That's
going to cost them. I think it's absolutely I did
see it done to jump out too far, but I
did see micaeh on Twitter. Oh yeah, go ahead, Yeah,

(42:43):
So claren is the audio we're going to listen to. Yeah, Clarence,
He'll put out a tweet that says this Jerry Jones
with blatant disrespect to Michael Parsons agent David Mgletta, and
then he has the quote of I don't know his name.
Micah retweets that with facts, David is the best and
I will not be doing any deal without him tags
him in it.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Like anyone with good sense. I hired experts for a reason.
There is no one I trust more when it comes
to negotiating contracts than David. There will be no back
doors in this contract negotiation, so I think.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
This will be smoothed over. I think what it will
happen is Jerry Steven will reach out to the agent
and Mike could go, Hey, Jerry is like one hundred
and thirty eight years old. He's sweet and charming, he's
but he just doesn't remember stuff these days anymore. He
meant nothing by it. He was trying to make a
case to the media because he loves to get out there.
But I think it'll be kind of a it'll kind

(43:35):
of be Steven smooth and and over going. Hey man,
don't read into that.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
The only other client that I see right now that
Moguletta has on the cow is is Malik Hooker, which
is interesting because Mollie Cooker and Mike ih had that
beef last year. But you know quarterbacks in the league,
you know he's got some of those that John Watson deal, like,
you know his name. I don't know Mike is going
to get two hundred million dollars if he wants it

(44:00):
that has been thrown around on Over the weekend, Calvin
Watkins had a little story that sounds like it was
from Mike's agent, probably that Michael wants to get two
hundred million dollars in a deal which is five at forty?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Which is you know?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Was that we are?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Was that Jory Epstein asking that question? Don't you think
Jory has been talking to the agent? She was very
persistent in wanting to know. But wait, are you talking
to the agent? Jory's really good, So yeah, I would
say probably yes, But man, can you can you look,
they're not at a situation where they need a sixty
million dollars quarterback and a forty million dollar edge rusher

(44:32):
and what a twenty five thirty million dollar receiver? Thirty five?
I think thirty five? I mean, good lord, how you
can't have three guys making all that money and then not?
I mean, you're not your's going up right? So, but
you're not in a situation where you're good enough for
that you need. There's too many holes in the boat.
I know that they got Mozzie Smith back. Yeah, this

(44:56):
Mazzi thing that you told us about on Friday first round,
I guaranteed. It got me thinking he's back. Kumar Rocker
got absolutely rocked last night. It's a number five starter there,
It's okay, it is fine. Back to the cowboys. Yeap oh,
that is the world we're in here, that's true. What

(45:18):
if Dak has got his money and then it just
doesn't matter anymore? I mean, is he existential, Dak? I
mean he's sixty million dollars a year. What it's guaranteed?
So what does he have to play for? Pride?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Yeah, this could get real bad?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
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Speaker 2 (46:45):
From around the world. Find a homemade device in park
in Garland. It's called wind Park, though it's not Garland Park.
Someone's walking around the trail on Sunday. They found an
open suitcase and what appeared to be inside it some
homemade devices or explosive devices. They wouldn't know it was

(47:08):
sex choice, but then the Garland bomb unit got there
and they were like, oh yeah, a bunch of numerous
homemade live explosive devices.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Or if some call them pipe bombs was a weird
one to me. Pipe they're using pipe for the bomb
TVC pipe. I don't understand how it works. I think
you could just go online and find out how to
make a bomb, though I think that's the problem. Don't
say that. Well, it could, but I think it's you
can do it, but don't. I would say what somebody

(47:38):
could should be driving around going really well, no idea.
That's the same as like, hey man, we're gonna put
the dead body into the acid tub? Like what if
you've seen it?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Seen a murder happen on a show as popular as
Breaking Bad. Someone definitely did something to dispose of a
body based off something they saw on TV. You can't
stop people from making their own choices. I didn't tell
anyone to go make a bomb. That's why we need
the government to monitor us at all times.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Do you want to get chipped? Yeah? Man, I want
everybody to get chipped. But me, what if that was
passed down? Hey you got to get chipped? Would you
sign up or would you decree? What would you do?
Go to Canada? Oh, they'll get chipped to bro We're
about to lose Canada. Yeah, you go we're about to
take over. Go to Greenland, Canadas themselves. You got a

(48:30):
green line and realize real quick it's f and cold here. Okay,
go join at cartel now that that's the way to go, dude,
honor amongst thieves. So yeah, wooded device guys just going
for a walk and sees sees that. I think I
would probably get a little curious. Oh it really start
tinkering with it. Yeah, you know, what's the thing about

(48:51):
the red water. I'm a guy pretty handy, you know.
I feel like I got this. I've been doing some
weed eating. He's got a tool belt on and he's like,
what need here? I found a bolt in a taco earlier, Kevin,
are you more likely to wear a tool belt or
a change belt? That's amazing? What's a change belt? You

(49:14):
really don't know? Like a fanny pack? No, it's like
a belt that's got little uh like here's dimes, here's nickels,
change you and you need to pay them back and
change you. Just go. That's handy, right see. I think
back in the day, the guys that would go around
the ballpark going dog they had a change belt. That's

(49:37):
so handy.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
But it's not as handy as having a phillips and
a wrench on you at all times, and maybe a
bolt that you found in a tacoe nearby neighbor. Ken
Blackburn says he sees people come and go even after
hours at the park. He wonders how close he may
have been to the danger.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It's Ken Blackburn, the guy that does all those documentaries.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, he did one about the Buffalo and then the
Civil Wars and baseball.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
So wait, they found it but it didn't go off
or anything, and they just disposed, called the bomb crew
or something. Okay, there's a story. All right, here we go.
That'd be a great SNL character, Ken Blackburn. But it's
a black guy that makes documentaries that would be good.
Who would play it?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Probably mikey Day. No, you said you were looking for
a black guy to play Ken black.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
You said that, you said it, I'm not willing to
say that, and then you gave the name of a
white guy. Yep. Top ten most visited websites worldwide. Go
porn Hub not in the top ten, and I think
it's because of the new loss. Oh it's banned Google, Yes, Google,
Google number one. Skin gets one point. You want to
have the fewest points. Okay, go wait do we all

(50:45):
sell them out? Amazon? ESPN, No, No, Earthlink dot net
really know any websites?

Speaker 6 (50:54):
It's amazing Netflix, No, because uh this is a three
Twitter Yeah, Twitter, TikTok o x.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
See we'll give him x and that's five points. That
puts him at six. You want to have the lowest
amount of points. Well, I could just stop guessing, Ben
said TikTok.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
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Speaker 1 (51:20):
Don't you, I can't yell. Don't know any websites? This
is great. Change Belt dot net at iHeart dot com. Nope,
nb A, Nope. He chose not only the league he
loves the most, but also the not the most popular
league Master not Ticketmaster. Stop. I mean, who goes to websites?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Why would you go to a website? Yeah, wouldn't you.
It's where everything happens. You just go to Google and
you punch it into the thing and it pulls it
up and then you click on it. But that's like,
you say, that's like you don't have to rememberize phone
numbers because you just have a as the names in
your phone. But ah, you have to just put the
name of the company in Google, hit click and it
takes you there again. You go to it. Okay, after that,

(52:07):
you don't stop. You google it, It brings it up,
and then there's a page of that website and you're like, wow,
I'm good. I actually don't know why I searched it.
Does the app count top ten most websites worldwide? Taco
Bell gives a clue. I can't believe this is astounded
about of badass website. You're all bad ass, three of

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the ten of the listen, well goes the clue. I
named all three. I'm not the one to say whether
not com she did. I guarantee you would have sucked
as bad as this as we all do if you
hadn't seen this. It give us a clue. What type?
That's the problem with me too. I don't get to
participate and show off my expertise. Your your revisionist website guy.
What types of businesses are they?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh h Roger Roger Ebert dot com, Texas Instruments dot com?
Oh wait, oh, technology, we're why dot com?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Apple? Dot com?

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Science dot com?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Oh my god, Russia dot net.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Technology? So Apple, I just.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Be'st by Probably I love that's actually where I get
a little news feed on the side. That's great. I
hope that there's millions of people punching their wheel right now.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Why we go to like apps and stuff? Yeah? Yeah,
And if Amazon's already on there, what else is there?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I don't even go to the internet.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I got an app Amazon wasn't on there, which tells
me that apps don't count here because Amazon wasn't on there.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Walmart dot com, I like that little None of these
are stores that if that helps? Okay, Sony dot com,
no vintage synthesizer dot net. This is this is oh?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
What is uh?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
What is the I thing called? Oh? Chat g P
seven chat GPT. We're on the board. We'll give been
three and a half in skin three and a half.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Hold on, that's a website.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I don't want the points. It is a website like
lowest Points wins Man chat GPT works. Apparently. It's such
a stupid game. You got to stop guessing. Christina has
already won. You're gonna let him bully you into taking
points off the board. It's just a bad game. It's
got no form. All right, we'll go around the horn, Christina,
go what's a clue?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Dallas Morning News.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
That's good Dallas and it's Dallas News dot Oh the Atlantic,
not the Atlanta New York Times. Then we'll go to
Clues Frankel Firm. This is scary, guys. Are you all
losing it all? Dude?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
What website?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yes, but go to websites every day? Crap in my emailbermouth,
I get to the other search engines. Uh Google, Yah
dot Com chiefs number ten, y'all. Really, I didn't think
it existed that already been up to seventeen. Guitar Center.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Shop over Guitar Center.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Is that right? No?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Yeah, this is a we'll start at the back then, nice,
you'd see. This is a it's a form of social media,
but it's a message boardy correct number nine, number eight.
You go here for everything and it's free. Now if
you just gotta find some quick information, that's a little shoddy.

(55:32):
Oh no, no, no, Wikipedia, it's like, okay, it could
be some false stuff in there. I'm looking for a
short tubby thing. Oh, Craigslist No.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Number six. You read it was craig in Wikipedia. This
is an app that is used for communication.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And I really don't know. Oh signal. Now this is tough.
This is what's app? Yeah, I never used it. Wait,
that's not what site. That's an app? I got what'sapp? Here? Website?
Go to the app. I'd go to WhatsApp dot com
right now, go and it works. No, it doesn't. You
get the app. Your numbers touched to the app so
you can talk to people in Romania? What's not a website?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
There?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
It is right there, just pulled up. That's sight as
stupid Ptagram. Also, iHeart you already guessed. I heeart YouTube
is number two?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Oh you know that's where people go to find out
when the next YouTube album's coming out. And talk fourteenth
Amazon thirteen. Sorry t talk, it's I guess wrong. It's
not Frankel Firm. It's truck wreck dot com?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Is that on there? It's not what's truck wreck dot
COM's not on there?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Technically good news only because of you know that mean
someone did not get a wreck?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
What are the other ones? What do you mean the
other what the other clues? What are the other apps?
Nike dot com? The conversation has it? No, we're still
going We've had enough. What the others was Number six
New study feed out that men have worse hearing than
women new study. I thought that was great. I don't
understand why you're borting. So men have worse hearing than women?

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Are you saying a new study or news study?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
A new study found that men have worse hearing than women. Yeah,
because if they'd stop yacking all the time.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
I just felt like turning your MIC's off, all your
MIC's off.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Just for a second. I was doing the give up
joke that I was doing a parody of a joke. Wait,
he made the joke and he turned my mic off because.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
You're laughing at what was a lad.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That's like giving someone a lesser sentence because they failed
at murder. Doesn't make sense. Did you get to all
the things on the website list? He didn't say four?
My joke was a take on the modern day machismo. Oh,
it's a take on it. It's a take on the manisphere.
That's what you always do when you say those racist
jokes and then say they're not racist. Never done a

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racist joke. That's why you love Morgan wall I do
not love Morgan Walling.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Wow, if we're just spreading misinformation, this is gonna go
real bad for all of you, because I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Oh, it's a threat, a threat. I'll he's threatening us.
He's threatening us with I'll libel you man, watch me.
I was thinking, though it is April Fool's Day. I'm
glad you say that, Christiana, because coming up in the
big finish. Wow, I cannot believe this guy tweeted this today.

(58:32):
And so there's some companies. So I really stepped in
it over the years. Yep. All that's coming up next
still number four, very yeah, tell us number four. I
don't think he said that I did. And that's an
app all right. When I hit the app, when I
go to my account, it's an app. It is the
Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one The Eagle.
Thank you for hanging out with us today. Don't forget

(58:54):
tomorrow We'll be giving away even more Ausi's on sorry tickets.
We always got the hook for you.

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it's time for this. This thing's big. Today's April Fool's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And I've long believed that April fools Day is a
day for people who aren't naturally funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
What does that mean? I mean it's they have to
resort to cheap tricks. Huh, No, you're meaning it's a
it's a gimmick. It's like some people can just jump
bikes without a ramp. You're saying this is a ramp.
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
It's it's a for people that have to telegraph what
they're doing. And it's like, well, you don't like Sometimes
comedy is best when it's uh, you don't see it coming?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Are you saying this from a comedy mountaintop looking down
at everyone? I think I am.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I think after the month that I've strown together, which
we will dive into tomorrow, is there a g on
the end of that? You say, I think strone works too,
he has strown this together. But my point is April
Fool's Day is cheap. I think if someone's in your

(01:01:21):
office trying to pull off an April Fool's Day prank.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
They're cheap slut And maybe when you're a kid it's good,
but when you grow up a little bit, you know
to see it coming. Is it funny to trip someone?
It's funny to trip someone not on aprilfuls, an elderly person. Yeah,
depends if they were mouthing off or not. Okay, mouthing off,
just running their head. Called me a slur, Yeah, an

(01:01:50):
actual slur. They referred to you as slur. Yeah, hey, slur,
hey slur to mean? What's that mean? And now I
get defensive? Why was I defensive because I was said slur?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Okay, yeah incorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Tiger Woods, who can we all agree? Has he's like
Benjamin Button. I think Tiger Woods was so great when
he was young and now he's old and he's just
he just never had a real childhood. We know the
stories of him walking in on his dad and his
dad's buddy just going to town in an RV with
three or four strange women.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Like there's Tiger didn't have a chance. Now you get
back out on the driving range is Gabriel. He is
let the boy watch Let the boy. That's what happens
when the boy gets to watch his dad handed him
a golf club, a cigar, a shot of booze, and
a condom when he was six and said go live
rather than saying get back out on the pudding green. Yeah.
So the idea is that he just lived to sheltered

(01:02:49):
childhood because all he was doing was playing golf. Yeah,
he's a machine, a robot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
But combined with the fact that his dad was carousing
in an RV at golf courses when they'd go play golf,
Tiger's supposed to be practicing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
And then Tiger walked into the RV. Okay, really part
of there's audio. Really it should be kind of tipping
our caps to earle that he was able to build
that golf prodigy while he was also banging everything is
crazy getting hammered. Other Tiger's mom, who died a couple
weeks ago. She should get a little credit to ben.
I didn't know she had passed. I thought she was

(01:03:22):
a stay at home mom. No, she well she might
have been. No, she probably worked for a little bit. No,
she was a stay at home mom. And his dad
was to stay in the RV.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Kind of guyah until till he went the Masters in
ninety seven, and then she could quit. Okay, so he
tours Achilles a couple weeks ago. A ruptured is Achilles
a couple weeks ago. Here's what he tweeted today. I
can't believe I'm saying this, but a few weeks after
rupturing my left achilles, the sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber,
plus the explosive lifts, my doctors and trainers have me
ready to play the Masters next week.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Can't wait?

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
See all on the course. That is seven forty three am.
He comes back six minutes later. PS, April Fools, my
achilles is still a mess. Okay, Well, I think the
premise is dumb. I think the tweet is good. The
second one saying that your achilles is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
A mess is pretty good. That's fine. Do you know
what just feels like when you were saying that you
think it's cheap or whatever. It definitely feels like something
Michael Scott would do. Yeah, you know, an April Fool's prank. Yeah,
and then it's just like so stupid, like no one
read that and thought he was going to play in
the Masters. Oh you want to bet Okay, only dumb
people read that. I bet only dumb people read that,

(01:04:37):
and thought he was going to play in the Masters,
and then Michael Scott goes, gotcha. You know it's exactly that. Yeah,
dog in here exactly got him. Who is cornier out
of him or Russ Wilson. H Russell's cornier, But Tiger

(01:04:57):
gets a little bit of credit because Tiger, for whatever reason,
not only his dominance that does count in this. Like
Russell never dominated, he was just really Good's the dominance
plus the sexcapades. Yeah, but look at what Russell Wilson snagged. Yeah,
she was sure sloppy seconds. Yeah, she was just looking

(01:05:17):
for something stable he is. He's also it's the difference
in the two is exacerbated by the massive height difference.
Russell Wilson is at best five to six.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Man, we had a so he was when he was
drafted by the Rangers. There was a whole mav game
where they put him down on the front row and
they wanted me to go interview him or whatever, and
I went up and I was like, you know, I
didn't I wouldn't push you. But he was such a
knob and just so like in his own head and
like looking around and freaking out. I was just like, hey,

(01:05:52):
I don't really want to talk to you, honestly, Let's
just move on. He's just he definitely gives off a
hole monitor vibe. You know, let's try it. He wants
to check everyone's tall pass and make sure they're supposed
to be where they're being. So I've got some companies
here who have tried some April fools, Hail Mary's, over
the and some of these you may remember. Here's something

(01:06:14):
that didn't go very well. Hooters again, okay, since last
time we talked about them, has filed for bankruptcy. Really
overnight news hit, like after we did our segment yesterday. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
In two thousand and one, Hooters Hooters in Florida held
a win a Toyota contest for one hard working waitress.
All right, so the waitresses all sign up. The winner
was blindfolded, led to a parking lot that camer prize,
where she received one toy Yoda from.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Star Wars Genius. She sued them and actually got a
settlement that allowed her to buy a car.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
What what did she see him for?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Well, if the rules say, if the official rules say Toyota,
then it can't be a toy yoa. It can't be
a play on words in official contesting rules. Right, how
did they have her dressed when they blindfolded her? How
do you think it was bikini nine?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
In twenty eighteen, Elon muskinounced that Tesla had gone completely
and totally bankrupt, and it caused a big dip in
the company's stock.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Price, you know, And then he does the April fools
man and they end up fine. But I totally see
his sense of humor being April fool style. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Now here's something that actually, you know, you guys can
can judge on your own ear. There was an audio
company they're called Mastering Dynamic, and they had these new
headphones that they were launching called Concrete over ear headphones,
selling them for four hundred dollars, so concrete and people
were like, we're gonna go buy these, because you go,

(01:07:51):
they go through the whole thing. Let's put it up
on the website. It's not real clearly, but it's what
they tried for.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
They're suggesting the headphones were made of concrete. Yes, okay,
that was their bit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Audio companies level of humor's a little different than other people's. Clearly,
they're all engineers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Twenty seventeen coke on April Fools decided that they would
put out there They're announcing a new variety coke call
that has a small shot of helium in it and
take a drink your voice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
All right, that's actually pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I love it and would be in Oh yeah, it'd
be amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
But that's a good that's a good way to get
everyone talking about your product. Yeah, that's solid. That's good work.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
That's using April Fools to your advantage. So really you're
just hitting someone in the nuts. Really, April Fool's Day
is just hey, tell a lie day. Yeah yeah, it's
not even it's just here's a dumb lie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah yeah, I guess, So have fun everybody, but you
believe it and they're like, oh oh it's April first,
dang it. Like I just don't know that we need
to have our guard up anymore than we already do
as a society. And then he just doubles on this
day because I don't know. Yeah, I'm at the point
where I don't believe a single thing I see on

(01:09:03):
social media, so I don't know what every single day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
My sister real quick, she got prank today because she
was told they were brownies today. She's a teacher, right
teacher coach, so she was all excited for brownies. And
then she went to her classroom and there's a giant
brown e sitting on her desk.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Oh my god, see that it's Michael Scott.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
What's even better is she sent a picture to our
family group text and my mom goes, wait, what's the
E for?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Coffee Mate?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Tried this too, They're like, okay, here it comes the
perfect way to transform your everyday cup. Here is some
coffee Mate creamer. It's coffee flavored. Okay, April fools, that's
not that strong.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
That's a fail. Yeah. I don't even know what anything means.
Some of these, though, could happen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Pet Co in twenty seventeen announced that they've got the
Doodoo Drone nine thousand. It's a battery our drone that
scoops up after your dog and honestly, that needs to
be real. Y I I one hundred bucks. I don't
have to clean up the dog crap anymore. The drone
will just go get it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Did you see a drone the other day that they
were testing delivering. It was delivering something that was somewhat
heavy and it dropped it through the windshield of a car.
Oh yeah, that it was a parked car. Somebody had
just loaded their toddler in the back, walking around to
get in on the front, and like a microwave oven
dropped through the windshield. Yeah, that's that's like that classic

(01:10:32):
April Fool prank where you shove someone down an elevator shaft.
In a great bit. Man, what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
It reminds you back in the day at the fan,
I feel like at any given time someone you worked
with might ball tap you. Yeah, just because it's just
a bunch of sports guys hanging out and I'm like, Okay,
I don't need to wear.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
A couple work. Ashley Schaeffer a BMW. That's what they do.
That's what we do around here. How we do it
around here. Hulu did a thing in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
They change their streaming service to who Hu making a
joke on attention spans and then if you tried to
watch a show, it only show the first eight seconds
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Like that part's of the wage. That parts Really you
should never do that. But getting in the headlines, making
people think and talking about your brand, that's good. The
first part show. That's what I forgot about Netflix. Yeah,
Burger King did whopper flavored toothpaste? Don't like it? And
what are we doing? I think we should in the segment. Well,

(01:11:30):
in that case, that would end today's show. I'll never
forget the time Kevin looked the people at Hulu dead
in their eye and he said to him I would
like some good local New Year's Eve coverage like we
used to have in the past. We used to own
the New Year in this town. And that's why Hulu's
got a big local New Year's presentation planned for this year.
All Right, Christine is gonna stick around and play some

(01:11:51):
music right here on the Eagle. There you going, Well,
I'm gonna get my sock bag, dude, my art