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April 1, 2025 13 mins
It's April Fools Day, and KT has a hot take on why this day shouldn't exist. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
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But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
This thing's big. Today's April Fool's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I've long believed that April fools Day is a
day for people who aren't naturally funny.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
What does that mean? I mean it's they have to
resort to cheap tricks.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Huh, No, you meaning it's a it's a gimmick. It's
like some people can just jump bikes without a ramp.
You're saying this is a ramp.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's it's a for people that have to telegraph what
they're doing, and it's like, well, you don't like Sometimes
comedy is best when it's uh, you don't see it coming.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Now, are you saying this from a comedy mountaintop looking
down at everyone?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think I am.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I think after the month that I've strown together, which
we will dive into tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is there a g on the end of that? You
say strong? I think strone works too together.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
But my point is April Fool's Day is cheap. I
think if someone's in your office trying to pull off
an April Fool's.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Day prank, yeah, they're a cheap slut. And maybe when you're.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
A kid, it's good, but when you grow up a
little bit, you know to see it coming.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is it funny to trip someone? It's funny to trip
someone not on aprilfuls an elderly person, Yeah, depends if
they were mouthing off or.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Not, okay, mouthing off, just running their head.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Called me a slur, Yeah, an actual slur they referred
to he was slur.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, hey, slur, hey slur to mean?

Speaker 5 (03:08):
What that mean?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
And now I get defensive? Why was I defensive because
I was said slur? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay, yeah, incorrect?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Tiger Woods. Who can we all agree has he's like
Benjamin Button. I think Tiger Woods was so great when
he was young and now he's old and he's just
he just never had a real childhood. We know the
stories of him walking in on his dad and his
dad's buddy just going to town in an RV with
three or four strange women, like there's Tiger didn't have

(03:40):
a chance.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Now you get back out on the driving range.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Is Gabriel. He is, let the boy watch. That's what
happens when the boy gets to watch.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
His dad handed him a golf club, a cigar, a
shot of booze, and a condom when he was six
and said go live, rather.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Than saying get back out on the pudding green. Yeah.
So the idea is.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That he lived to sheltered childhood because all he was
doing was playing golf.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, he's a machine, a robot.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
But combined with the fact that his dad was carousing
in an RV at golf courses when they'd go play golf,
Tiger's supposed to be practicing, and then Tiger walked into
the RV.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Okay, really part of there's audio, Really it should be
kind of tipping our caps to earle that he was
able to build that golf prodigy while he was also
banging everything.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It is crazy getting hammered.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Other tiger's mom who dad a couple weeks ago, should
get a little credit to ben.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I didn't know she had passed. I thought she was
a stay at home mom. No she well she might
have been. No, she probably worked for a little bit. No,
she was a stay at home mom. And his dad
was to stay in the RV kind.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Of guyah until till he won the Masters in ninety seven,
and then she could quit. Okay, So he tours Achilles
a couple weeks ago, A ruptured Achilles a couple of
weeks ago. Here's what he tweeted it itay, I can't
believe I'm saying this, But a few weeks after rupturing
my left achilles, the sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber, plus
the explosive lifts, my doctors and trainers have me ready
to play the Masters next week.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Can't wait.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
See all on the course. That is seven three am.
He comes back six minutes later.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
PS.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
April fools. My Achilles is still a mess. Okay, Well,
I think the premise is dumb. I think the tweet
is good. The second one.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Saying that your achilles is a mess is pretty good.
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Do you know what just feels like when you were
saying that, you think it's cheap or whatever. It definitely
feels like something Michael Scott would do. Yeah, you know,
an April Fool's prank. Yeah, and then it's just like
so stupid, Like no one read that and thought he
was going to play in the Masters. Oh you want
to bet? Okay, only dumb people read that. Only dumb
people read that and thought he was going to play

(05:49):
in the Masters. And then Michael Scott goes, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
You know, it's exactly that.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, it smells like ap dog in here exactly got him.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Who is cornier out of him or Russe Wilson.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Russell's cornier, But Tiger gets a little bit of credit
because Tiger, for whatever reason, not only his dominance that
does count in this. Like Russell never dominated, he was
just really good his dominance plus the sexcapades.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, but look what Russell Wilson snagged. Yeah, she was
sure sloppy seconds. Yeah, she was just looking for something stable.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
He is.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
He's also it's the difference in the two is exacerbated
by the massive height difference. Russell Wilson is at best
five to six. Yeah, man, we had a so he
was when he was drafted by the Rangers. There was
a whole mav game where they put him down on
the front row and they wanted me to go interview

(06:52):
him or whatever. And I went up and I was like,
you know, I didn't I wouldn't push you, but I
mean he was such a knob and just so like
in his own head and like looking around and freaking out.
I was just like, Hey, I don't really want to
talk to you, honestly, Let's just move on.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
He's just he definitely gives off a whole monitor vibe.
You know, let's try it.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
He wants to check everyone's tall pass and make sure
they're supposed to be where they're being.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
So I've got some companies here who have tried some
April fools, Hail Mary's, over the and some of these
you may remember.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Here's something that didn't go very well. Uh Hooters again.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Okay, since the last time we talked about them, has
filed for bankruptcy.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Really overnight news hit, like after we did our segment yesterday. Wow,
in two thousand and one, Hooters.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Hooters in Florida held a win a Toyota contest for
one hard working waitress.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
All right, so the waitresses all sign up.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
The winner was blindfolded, led to a parking lot that
camer prize, where she received one toy Yoda from Star Wars.
Genius sued them and actually got a settlement that allowed
her to buy a car.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
What what did she see him for?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, if the rules say, if the official rules say Toyota,
then it can't be a Toyota. It can't be a
play on words in official contesting rules.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Right, How did they have her dressed when they blindfolded her?
How do you think it was bikini nine?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
In twenty eighteen, Elon muskinounced that Tesla had gone completely
and totally bankrupt, and it caused a big dip in
the company's stock price. You know, and then he does
the April fools man and they end up fine.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
But I totally see his sense of humor being April
fool style.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now here's something that actually, you know, you guys can
can judge on your own.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Here.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
There was an audio company, They're called Mastering Dynamic, and
they had these new headphones that they were launching called
Concrete over ear headphones, selling them for four hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
So concrete, and people like, where can I go buy these?
Because you go?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
They go through the whole thing. Let's put it up
on the website. It's not real, clearly.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
But it's what they tried for.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
They're suggesting the headphones were made of concrete. Yes, okay,
that was their bit.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Dude, Audio companies level of humor's a little different than
other people's.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Clearly, they're all engineers.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Twenty seventeen, Coke on April Fools decided that they would
put out there they're announcing a new variety coke call
that has a small shot of helium in it and
take a drink your voice.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right, that's actually pretty good. I love it and
would be in oh yeah, it'd be amazing.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
But that's a good that's a good way to get
everyone talking about your product.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, that's solid. That's good work.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
That's using April Fools to your advantage. So really you're
just hitting someone in the nuts. Really, April Fool's Day
is just hey tell a lie day. Yeah, yeah, it's
not even It's just here's a dumb lie.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, yeah, I guess, so have fun everybody, but you
believe it, and they're like, oh, oh it's April first.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Dang it.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Like I just don't know that we need to have
our guard up anymore than we already do as a society.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And then he just doubles on this day because I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, I'm at the point where I don't believe a
single thing I see on social media, so I don't
know every single day.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
My sister real quick, she got prank today because she
was told they were brownies today. She's a teacher, right
teacher coach, so she was all excited for brownies. And
then she went to her classroom and there's a giant
brown e sitting on her desk.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh my god, it's Michael Scott.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
What's even better is she sent a picture to our
family group text or my mom goes, wait, what's the
E for?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Coffee?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Mate? Tried this too, They're like, okay, here it comes
the perfect way to transform your everyday cup. Here's some
coffee mate creamer. It's coffee flavored.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Okay, that's not that strong. Fail. Yeah, I don't even.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Know what anything means.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Some of these though, could happen.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Pet Co in twenty seventeen announced that they've got the
Doodoo Drone nine thousand. It's a battery powered drone that
scoops up after your dog and honestly that needs to
be real. Yeah, like I one hundred bucks, I don't
have to clean up the dog crap anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
The drone will just go get it.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Did you see a drone the other day that they
were testing delivery and it was delivering something that was
somewhat heavy and it dropped.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It through the windshield of a car. Oh yeah, that
it was a parked car.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Somebody had just loaded their toddler in the back, walking
around to get in on the front, and like a
microwave oven dropped through the windshield. That's like that classic
April Fool's prank where you shove someone down an elevator
shaft in a great bit.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Man, what I'm saying it reminds you back in the
day at the fan. I feel like, at any given
time somebody worked with might ball tap you.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, this guy is just a.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Bunch of sports guys hanging out and I'm like, okay,
I don't need.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Door a cup of work. Ashley Shaeffer, BMW. That's what
they do. That's what we do around here. How we
do it around here. Hulu did a thing in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
They changed their streaming service to who Hu, making a
joke on attention spans, and then if you tried to
watch a show, it only show the first eight seconds
of it.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, that part's of the wage. That parts really you
should never do that.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
But getting in the headlines, making people think and talking
about your brand, that's good the first part show.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
That's what I forgot about Netflix.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, Burger King did whopper flavored toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I don't like it. What don't we doing? I think
we should end the segment. Yep, Well, in that case,
that would end today's show.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'll never forget the time Kevin looked the people at
Hulu dead in their eye and he said to him,
I would.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Like some good local New Year's Eve coverage like we
used to have in the past.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
We used to own the New Year in this town.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
And that's why Hulu's got a big local New Year's
presentation planned for this year. All Right, Christine is gonna
stick around and play some.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Music right here on the Eagle. There you going well,
I'm gonna get my sack back, dude, all right,
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