April 2, 2025 • 14 mins
Here's the best bloopers and clips from March of 2025 from the Ben and Skin show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point
one The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us
this afternoon. Now, this segment right here is brought to
you by Rollertown Beer Works. That is the brewery in Salina, Texas.
At Ben and I are partners in. It's always a
great time to go to Salina and grab beer. We
have food there permanently, we have food trucks. But man,
(00:20):
when you go out to your favorite bar restaurant and
they carry it on tap, oh that is wonderful. So
places like Kanye Roso and Pluckers and Fortunate Son and
good Friend in the truck Yard and Man Hero down
by the American Airline Center and Shop Shop, all these
places that are carrying us. We appreciate your support. If
you go to your favorite watering hole and they don't
(00:42):
have Rollertown on tap, tell them to get it. Benny Keith,
that's our distributor, and they will get you some Rollertown
Beer Works on tap. In fact, Ben, I'm going to
go to Broken Bow this weekend, and I'm stopping off
at a place called one oh seven in Paris, Texas
that's carrying it in Paris. Yes, we we we we
it's great that we're finally in Europe. But now, man,
(01:03):
go to your favorite plate. Also, you can pick up
you know, cans HB, Tom Thom Kroger, on and on.
It is Roller Town Beer Works. But right now it's
time for this big thank you Sentia.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Today is the second day of April. We didn't have
time to do it yesterday. We have our March show
clips bloopers just at the end of every month, at
the beginning of every new month, Christina has slaved over
a hot computer and pulled some of the best stuff.
And then I've judged her on that, and then you
guys can now judge her on that, and.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You call it the production kitchen, right, Yeah, you told
her staying there.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I got her an apron. So you have her slaving
over it, and you're watching there, watching her and analyzing it,
looking at it and going yeah over zoom, yeah, over
her shoulder. Yeah. Are you okay with this?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I actually don't want anyone in my kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Get out of her. Get out of there, man, collar zoom. Dude,
Hey man, you're being a real bit.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's why I claim the conference room and all the
salespeople are mad at me. Because I booked that conference
room for myself for hours at a time. Pretty thought of,
pretty highly thought of.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Round. iHeart these days, Kevin uh Man.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know why Ben and Christina are always talking
about trying to kill themselves, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That is now the number two reason I would never
like to go on the cruise. What are the others? Well,
one is the Pooh virus.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, two is just being trapped somewhere in that feeling
of being trapped because the implication, yeah, I just I
no know where to go, and like if you're bored,
I don't want to be here anymore, So what am
I going to do? I might panic and jump.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I do have that sensation, like if you're looking over something,
there's something in you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's like jump, Yeah, you just admitted to something that
got really weird, and I'm concerned.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I totally get it. My mind does the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Mind.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's just like when you have a knife in your hand,
you're like, oh, cut your hand.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh my god, Christina.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
This weird thing in your head that just goes off.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Let me get you a one hundred number.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What is the voice on Christina that tells you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, exactly, like that a little bit. Whenever I see
a knife on a table. Now, there's a voice in
my head that says, do not be around Christina.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
God.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's true, though, I understand that they're.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Called intrusive thoughts to our defense. Intrusive thoughts. It's a thing.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I have the same thing when I'm holding a gun. Oh, Ben,
it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing. What
are you gonna do with a gun though you Well, yeah,
it's like just I don't know, man, And if I'm
up high, like looking over the edge, I'll have an
intrusive thoughts like jump jomp man.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't have those thoughts. And I'm holding a gun.
My thought is, hey, clean this safely and put it away.
Really no, I've never held a gun out. There's a
reporter for Channel eight Howarton, Matt Howarton. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He has sixty five hundred followers on Twitter x but
he's won eight MM apparently in a Burrow Award.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wait, so you're saying he's highly awarded, yet people aren't
following him, and so you're kind of kicking him.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, And he hasn't tweeted in five days. So it's
like if you're a news guy. You're on it every day,
there are no breaks. I feel like he's not working
over time. His last tweet was on March twenty eighth,
and it is hey at Rangers one and one. I
think he's more of a Threads guy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
They're now five and two. Either way.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Matt Howardson is a guy who I've definitely heard of,
but I don't think he's a household name around here. Okay,
the same way, I don't think I'm a household name.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So I'm curious which reporters are household names around town.
There are a few. What name one Ginger Allen, I
don't think. I don't think she's still working, well you
know what he's talking about. Yes, she's working, but she's
an acre the field reporter. Yeah, the biggest an it's
Dan Godwin. But back in the biggest name is Rebecca Lopez. Yep,
(04:55):
I would think. And then after that lat at full
time anymore? Huh? Then she doing more and to get
stuff that's a reporter they do every day.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, I know what you're saying, because uh, yes, there
are That's what Becky Oliver was investigative.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Sean Rabb, Dan gon Peytoneger.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Peyton Yeager for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Jender Allen. And that's just because of the demographic. Yeah
on there guy channel, my guy is job and panickerer.
There was a guy doing the investigator ship that's who
was Yeah, Ung kind of does more of that stuff?
Didn't ship run for mayor? I hope not? Was he
the one with the kid? I disagree with his politics?
Who was the one with the purple dell flopping Crilly?
(05:34):
Okay Crilly from years back? So here's Matt Howard that
was seventeen years ago. To Matt Howardton was Becky Oliver.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You'll notice that the local news won't have the balls
to talk about his story because Howardton will constituent.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No Howardton, will you bet your ass? He will? No
one even knows who Howardon is Channel channel A guy.
Our audience like, who's Howarton? You know they know Howardton.
Oh well, there was a bit of a ramp up here.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
We have a big ramp up. You were so angry.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No Howardton, will you bet your ass he will? No
one even knows who Howard is? Channel chance he will.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No one even knows Howard I like Devin LeVert, well whatever,
good job Howarton keep it up.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Hey, Christina, can you get Howarton on the phone. Yeah,
he has eight more Emmys than I do. But dude,
he's got a burrow. I have a lot more followers
than he does. Doesn't fish have emmys? Everybody's got You
might have an Emmy on you right now. Yeah, I
think I got one in the car.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
We had Randy Parrish on got hell storm problem, My god,
Randy Parrish, gotta call it parish roofing?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
My god? Oh weird sign off from skin though. All right, hey, Randy,
thanks for calling in. Man, be safe up there, but
it absolutely he gots be good? All right there? He goes,
that made kat purkap? But what's butta? I was gonna
say brother, And I was like, I don't want to
say brother. He is, but but I'm worried that he's
(07:15):
going to fall off a roof. Won't I seen him
get up there? He got up on mine. He didn't
fall Get him a call two one four eight eight,
butta all right, Hey, Randy, thanks for calling in. Man,
be safe up there, butta absolutely good? All right there,
he goes, what do you think he heard in his mind?
I think he hung up with what just happened safe
(07:37):
up there, Butta absolutely he got's be good. All right,
there he goes. And I don't think I had in
my mind that I was going to say Bubba. It's
not like it was carry freak Jesus. It's just I
know I was saying a word that I didn't want
to say, and it was too late. I was already
going that way. You guys have heard of the artist Common.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He we were talking about him on the day game maybe,
and I thought I worked in a good joke, but
the room did not respond.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
All right, we're gonna revisit a joke. Kt ONTs credit
for no. All right, So I told you I didn't
pull these.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
But I had a stellar month of March, and I
felt bad that there was a lot of me on this.
I'm warning y'all try to warrny you about this yesterday.
Tomorrow you're gonna find out that I had a great March.
I wasn't listen, and I think when you review the
tape here, you'll find out I'm a bit of a
star boy.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Speaking a complete one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Ady. When I saw Common and concert Jana who opened
for him, unusual.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Disturbed Fred Durst. No, that was like he'd been sitting.
How long you've been sitting on that joke? Decades? Are you?
Who is who's the dad in this situation?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, before we finish this clip, I just want to
say you have a great example of Ben and Christina
just kind of trailing it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Get the joke. I didn't get it yet.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I guess it's come in after the punchline. Boy, speaking
of complete one, Ady, when I saw Common and concert
Jana who opened for him.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Unusual disturbed fred Durst.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's an unusual opening act for Common, like it's an
unusual group like take some guesses.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, fred Durst would be unusual.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But every good joke needs an explanation to Ald like
he'd been sitting How long you've been sitting on that joke? Decades?
Are you? Who is who's the dad in this situation?
I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're creating an idea that opening up for Common with
someone that's not you explaining it made it better.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You didn't even get the I didn't Did you say
uncommon open for him?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No? Unusual? See if it was uncommon, it's too easy,
she said, oh, and then pulled the music. Would it
have been better if it was rare. I think it
would have been better left unsaid. Well, you can say
that about a lot of things in the new drop
we have. I think it's good for that, right, Yeah,
that's fantastic, right, but stance wrong and proud. I want
(10:02):
to revisit the Patrick Dumont interview with that guy. Can
I hear that guy that anywhere nearby? No?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Is the joke over.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We've had a spell said last month. Occasionally one of
us will slip into a country voice. This time Ben
is guilty.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Funny pool, Ben, I was the same, growing you're the same.
If it was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom,
I was like, there's a shark in here.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Right to it. It's a rash no, but it's a fair.
It's way more logical that there would be piranha in
there over a shark. Did you hear how country? I
was like, Oh, it's a rash no, but it's a fair.
You're talking to Crandle pulled you into her world.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And then you wanted me to understand what.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We used to swim in the cement pond out there.
You're just normal. It's a rash no, but it's a fair.
It's way more logical. It's a fair. I can't evenber
s what I'm saying myself. You do sound like Tomater,
I know. So it's just like tomatter. Is the inner
State gonna come to us? It's a rash no, but
it's a fair. It's I feel like there.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
There's somebody recently we were talking to who was not
from here, and they were like, oh yeah, I can
hear all your accents. And I was like, really, I
don't think of us as having big Texas accents, but
they certainly heard it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Just spit it back at him. I can hear yours too,
yank ye. What about the mc chicken A big mc chicken?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That is where you take the chicken patties and make
a big mac out of her, three mcchickens and burgers
in between of them.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No gained five pounds here you describe that.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This sounds like Urban Dictionary the chicken.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Let's put that into Urban Dictionary and find out MC chicken.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I gave her the McChicken, okay, putting yep, your baby
billy in between two buns and thrusting.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Putting your what you said too much? But he hasn't
said it up. I call it your baby Billy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And if you watched The Righteous Gimstones last night, you
know what I'm talking about. In the break, I'm gonna
show you guys walk gog and hanging dong.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Okay, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
This is a secret sauce right here. This is what
you do.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
There's your story. Yep, you guys go with that story. Yeah, sure, yeah,
I'd like to. I'd like to do it again. Let's
see one more, all right, well more.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
George Foreman died the other day, and uh, we were
telling a quick story about his kids, and I don't know, you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Guys didn't like the way I worded it, and I
didn't either. Really.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
George Foreman known for many things. To me, My favorite
George Foreman fun fact is of his twelve kids, he
has five sons, all named George.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's very roogie.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
But they'll to tell them apart though you would have
to give them other names. So not to tell them apart,
but to decipher their you know, future, George second, George
the third, George the fourth.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
But what he would do is he did to decipher
their future. Yeah, because how would you know which one?
Are you? To other people? I can tell you a part,
but to a stranger, you wouldn't know. Yeah, to decipher
their future. Decipher their future, you needed to.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You're not gonna if you're they're all in the backyard
and you have to yell for one of them to
come in and do something. You have to decipher their
future and tell them which one will in the future
come in the.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
House if you're a stranger. Right, Yeah, he knew them.
I love that you doubled down.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
We should start using that phrase.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, what you had a good wheeze in there too.
You're starting a carting like oh man. As it turns out,
March wasn't so bad. I'll never forget the time Kat
looked in the eyes of all five George Foreman juniors
and he said to him, did you know that butterflies?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They studied them across the Atlantic Ocean only took eight days.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That didn't make sense either. Christina is gonna stick around
and play music, and then we have MAVs center court, pregames,
Heart did seven right around the Eagle. Here're you going?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I want to get my sack backed. Dude, Alright,
It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point
one The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us
this afternoon. Now, this segment right here is brought to
you by Rollertown Beer Works. That is the brewery in Salina, Texas.
At Ben and I are partners in. It's always a
great time to go to Salina and grab beer. We
have food there permanently, we have food trucks. But man,
(00:20):
when you go out to your favorite bar restaurant and
they carry it on tap, oh that is wonderful. So
places like Kanye Roso and Pluckers and Fortunate Son and
good Friend in the truck Yard and Man Hero down
by the American Airline Center and Shop Shop, all these
places that are carrying us. We appreciate your support. If
you go to your favorite watering hole and they don't
(00:42):
have Rollertown on tap, tell them to get it. Benny Keith,
that's our distributor, and they will get you some Rollertown
Beer Works on tap. In fact, Ben, I'm going to
go to Broken Bow this weekend, and I'm stopping off
at a place called one oh seven in Paris, Texas
that's carrying it in Paris. Yes, we we we we
it's great that we're finally in Europe. But now, man,
(01:03):
go to your favorite plate. Also, you can pick up
you know, cans HB, Tom Thom Kroger, on and on.
It is Roller Town Beer Works. But right now it's
time for this big thank you Sentia.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Today is the second day of April. We didn't have
time to do it yesterday. We have our March show
clips bloopers just at the end of every month, at
the beginning of every new month, Christina has slaved over
a hot computer and pulled some of the best stuff.
And then I've judged her on that, and then you
guys can now judge her on that, and.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You call it the production kitchen, right, Yeah, you told
her staying there.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I got her an apron. So you have her slaving
over it, and you're watching there, watching her and analyzing it,
looking at it and going yeah over zoom, yeah, over
her shoulder. Yeah. Are you okay with this?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I actually don't want anyone in my kitchen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Get out of her. Get out of there, man, collar zoom. Dude,
Hey man, you're being a real bit.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's why I claim the conference room and all the
salespeople are mad at me. Because I booked that conference
room for myself for hours at a time. Pretty thought of,
pretty highly thought of.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Round. iHeart these days, Kevin uh Man.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know why Ben and Christina are always talking
about trying to kill themselves, but here we are.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
That is now the number two reason I would never
like to go on the cruise. What are the others? Well,
one is the Pooh virus.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, two is just being trapped somewhere in that feeling
of being trapped because the implication, yeah, I just I
no know where to go, and like if you're bored,
I don't want to be here anymore, So what am
I going to do? I might panic and jump.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I do have that sensation, like if you're looking over something,
there's something in you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's like jump, Yeah, you just admitted to something that
got really weird, and I'm concerned.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I totally get it. My mind does the same thing.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Mind.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's just like when you have a knife in your hand,
you're like, oh, cut your hand.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Oh my god, Christina.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
This weird thing in your head that just goes off.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Let me get you a one hundred number.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
What is the voice on Christina that tells you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, exactly, like that a little bit. Whenever I see
a knife on a table. Now, there's a voice in
my head that says, do not be around Christina.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
God.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's true, though, I understand that they're.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Called intrusive thoughts to our defense. Intrusive thoughts. It's a thing.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I have the same thing when I'm holding a gun. Oh, Ben,
it's the same thing. Yeah, it's the same thing. What
are you gonna do with a gun though you Well, yeah,
it's like just I don't know, man, And if I'm
up high, like looking over the edge, I'll have an
intrusive thoughts like jump jomp man.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I don't have those thoughts. And I'm holding a gun.
My thought is, hey, clean this safely and put it away.
Really no, I've never held a gun out. There's a
reporter for Channel eight Howarton, Matt Howarton. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He has sixty five hundred followers on Twitter x but
he's won eight MM apparently in a Burrow Award.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Wait, so you're saying he's highly awarded, yet people aren't
following him, and so you're kind of kicking him.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, And he hasn't tweeted in five days. So it's
like if you're a news guy. You're on it every day,
there are no breaks. I feel like he's not working
over time. His last tweet was on March twenty eighth,
and it is hey at Rangers one and one. I
think he's more of a Threads guy.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
They're now five and two. Either way.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Matt Howardson is a guy who I've definitely heard of,
but I don't think he's a household name around here. Okay,
the same way, I don't think I'm a household name.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So I'm curious which reporters are household names around town.
There are a few. What name one Ginger Allen, I
don't think. I don't think she's still working, well you
know what he's talking about. Yes, she's working, but she's
an acre the field reporter. Yeah, the biggest an it's
Dan Godwin. But back in the biggest name is Rebecca Lopez. Yep,
(04:55):
I would think. And then after that lat at full
time anymore? Huh? Then she doing more and to get
stuff that's a reporter they do every day.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, I know what you're saying, because uh, yes, there
are That's what Becky Oliver was investigative.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Sean Rabb, Dan gon Peytoneger.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Peyton Yeager for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Jender Allen. And that's just because of the demographic. Yeah
on there guy channel, my guy is job and panickerer.
There was a guy doing the investigator ship that's who
was Yeah, Ung kind of does more of that stuff?
Didn't ship run for mayor? I hope not? Was he
the one with the kid? I disagree with his politics?
Who was the one with the purple dell flopping Crilly?
(05:34):
Okay Crilly from years back? So here's Matt Howard that
was seventeen years ago. To Matt Howardton was Becky Oliver.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You'll notice that the local news won't have the balls
to talk about his story because Howardton will constituent.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
No Howardton, will you bet your ass? He will? No
one even knows who Howardon is Channel channel A guy.
Our audience like, who's Howarton? You know they know Howardton.
Oh well, there was a bit of a ramp up here.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
We have a big ramp up. You were so angry.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No Howardton, will you bet your ass he will? No
one even knows who Howard is? Channel chance he will.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No one even knows Howard I like Devin LeVert, well whatever,
good job Howarton keep it up.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Hey, Christina, can you get Howarton on the phone. Yeah,
he has eight more Emmys than I do. But dude,
he's got a burrow. I have a lot more followers
than he does. Doesn't fish have emmys? Everybody's got You
might have an Emmy on you right now. Yeah, I
think I got one in the car.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
We had Randy Parrish on got hell storm problem, My god,
Randy Parrish, gotta call it parish roofing?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
My god? Oh weird sign off from skin though. All right, hey, Randy,
thanks for calling in. Man, be safe up there, but
it absolutely he gots be good? All right there? He goes,
that made kat purkap? But what's butta? I was gonna
say brother, And I was like, I don't want to
say brother. He is, but but I'm worried that he's
(07:15):
going to fall off a roof. Won't I seen him
get up there? He got up on mine. He didn't
fall Get him a call two one four eight eight,
butta all right, Hey, Randy, thanks for calling in. Man,
be safe up there, butta absolutely good? All right there,
he goes, what do you think he heard in his mind?
I think he hung up with what just happened safe
(07:37):
up there, Butta absolutely he got's be good. All right,
there he goes. And I don't think I had in
my mind that I was going to say Bubba. It's
not like it was carry freak Jesus. It's just I
know I was saying a word that I didn't want
to say, and it was too late. I was already
going that way. You guys have heard of the artist Common.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He we were talking about him on the day game maybe,
and I thought I worked in a good joke, but
the room did not respond.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
All right, we're gonna revisit a joke. Kt ONTs credit
for no. All right, So I told you I didn't
pull these.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
But I had a stellar month of March, and I
felt bad that there was a lot of me on this.
I'm warning y'all try to warrny you about this yesterday.
Tomorrow you're gonna find out that I had a great March.
I wasn't listen, and I think when you review the
tape here, you'll find out I'm a bit of a
star boy.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Speaking a complete one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Ady. When I saw Common and concert Jana who opened
for him, unusual.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Disturbed Fred Durst. No, that was like he'd been sitting.
How long you've been sitting on that joke? Decades? Are you?
Who is who's the dad in this situation?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, before we finish this clip, I just want to
say you have a great example of Ben and Christina
just kind of trailing it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Get the joke. I didn't get it yet.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I guess it's come in after the punchline. Boy, speaking
of complete one, Ady, when I saw Common and concert
Jana who opened for him.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Unusual disturbed fred Durst.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
It's an unusual opening act for Common, like it's an
unusual group like take some guesses.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah, fred Durst would be unusual.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But every good joke needs an explanation to Ald like
he'd been sitting How long you've been sitting on that joke? Decades?
Are you? Who is who's the dad in this situation?
I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're creating an idea that opening up for Common with
someone that's not you explaining it made it better.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
You didn't even get the I didn't Did you say
uncommon open for him?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
No? Unusual? See if it was uncommon, it's too easy,
she said, oh, and then pulled the music. Would it
have been better if it was rare. I think it
would have been better left unsaid. Well, you can say
that about a lot of things in the new drop
we have. I think it's good for that, right, Yeah,
that's fantastic, right, but stance wrong and proud. I want
(10:02):
to revisit the Patrick Dumont interview with that guy. Can
I hear that guy that anywhere nearby? No?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Is the joke over.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We've had a spell said last month. Occasionally one of
us will slip into a country voice. This time Ben
is guilty.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Funny pool, Ben, I was the same, growing you're the same.
If it was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom,
I was like, there's a shark in here.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Right to it. It's a rash no, but it's a fair.
It's way more logical that there would be piranha in
there over a shark. Did you hear how country? I
was like, Oh, it's a rash no, but it's a fair.
You're talking to Crandle pulled you into her world.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
And then you wanted me to understand what.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We used to swim in the cement pond out there.
You're just normal. It's a rash no, but it's a fair.
It's way more logical. It's a fair. I can't evenber
s what I'm saying myself. You do sound like Tomater,
I know. So it's just like tomatter. Is the inner
State gonna come to us? It's a rash no, but
it's a fair. It's I feel like there.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
There's somebody recently we were talking to who was not
from here, and they were like, oh yeah, I can
hear all your accents. And I was like, really, I
don't think of us as having big Texas accents, but
they certainly heard it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Just spit it back at him. I can hear yours too,
yank ye. What about the mc chicken A big mc chicken?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
That is where you take the chicken patties and make
a big mac out of her, three mcchickens and burgers
in between of them.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No gained five pounds here you describe that.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This sounds like Urban Dictionary the chicken.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Let's put that into Urban Dictionary and find out MC chicken.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I gave her the McChicken, okay, putting yep, your baby
billy in between two buns and thrusting.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Putting your what you said too much? But he hasn't
said it up. I call it your baby Billy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
And if you watched The Righteous Gimstones last night, you
know what I'm talking about. In the break, I'm gonna
show you guys walk gog and hanging dong.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Okay, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
This is a secret sauce right here. This is what
you do.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
There's your story. Yep, you guys go with that story. Yeah, sure, yeah,
I'd like to. I'd like to do it again. Let's
see one more, all right, well more.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
George Foreman died the other day, and uh, we were
telling a quick story about his kids, and I don't know, you.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Guys didn't like the way I worded it, and I
didn't either. Really.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
George Foreman known for many things. To me, My favorite
George Foreman fun fact is of his twelve kids, he
has five sons, all named George.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's very roogie.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
But they'll to tell them apart though you would have
to give them other names. So not to tell them apart,
but to decipher their you know, future, George second, George
the third, George the fourth.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
But what he would do is he did to decipher
their future. Yeah, because how would you know which one?
Are you? To other people? I can tell you a part,
but to a stranger, you wouldn't know. Yeah, to decipher
their future. Decipher their future, you needed to.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You're not gonna if you're they're all in the backyard
and you have to yell for one of them to
come in and do something. You have to decipher their
future and tell them which one will in the future
come in the.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
House if you're a stranger. Right, Yeah, he knew them.
I love that you doubled down.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
We should start using that phrase.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, what you had a good wheeze in there too.
You're starting a carting like oh man. As it turns out,
March wasn't so bad. I'll never forget the time Kat
looked in the eyes of all five George Foreman juniors
and he said to him, did you know that butterflies?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
They studied them across the Atlantic Ocean only took eight days.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
That didn't make sense either. Christina is gonna stick around
and play music, and then we have MAVs center court, pregames,
Heart did seven right around the Eagle. Here're you going?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I want to get my sack backed. Dude, Alright,
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