Full Show: April 14, 2025

Don't miss out on this wild and entertaining episode of the Ben and Skin show where Ben, Skin, KT, and Krystina discuss Sperm Racing, another hawk attack story, the Mavs chances at getting an actual playoff series, and so much more. Plus, why was Bill Belichick's girlfriend on the field at practice, and can you imagine if he was actually the coach of the Cowboys? And, the saga of Eddie Cocaine. Subscribe to The Ben and Skin Show, leave a review, and share the episode with your friends. Join the conversation and let us know what you think about the show.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
When fan winn, I'll show you gone ruin ahead me
axcept with sweet the sewing in told out Shaw shank
through the sewer. Kid, Now what chill in at the eagle? Yeah?
We doing in three you clod on the dock. Got
a habit for my house, a goat status.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Howard, turning to kid Crabbit shows that up both apply
like a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Tune in, zone out, crank it up, Pete the habit I.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hang out with friend, lock in on Lady Kat Christine.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
All that the lady all.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Right, we have a fun show today. We're gonna prove
it over the course of the next three hours. I'm
Ben Rogers, joined by my close personal homies since nineteen
eighty two, jepskin Wade, Christina Cornbread, Little Baby Cornbread, Ray
the Pride and Joy of Oatmeal, Pizza Blanket, and Kevin
Kat Turner, the Pride and Joy of Only. We're gonna
dive right into this because I saw on Friday that

(01:02):
I guess it'd started exploding on my timeline over the
weekend and I found it to be hilarious. And it
was at Lebron James before a game, a home game
in LA against the Houston rockets. I guess this happened
on Friday night before the game. Hours before the game.
People aren't even in the arena yet. He's just doing
his pregame workout. You know, he gets there four or
five hours early. He's got this rigorous workout that he

(01:24):
goes through. Then he goes and gets a massage, all
this stuff. Like he's got this whole routine. I've seen
videos about it. It's a pretty hardcore workout, like he's
going running the full length of the court and dunking
on both ends and stuff and like back at forth,
just sprint, sprint, sprint, Just it's crazy workout. It's how
you put up monster numbers at the age of forty. Yeah,

(01:46):
he's not playing at forty. He's putting up monster numbers
at the age of forty.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
It is sick.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
So apparently for this workout, I don't know why we
even know about this. He was shirtless. That's hot, and
so he does his workout shirtless. He's getting loose four
hours before the game, just running back and forth, back
and forth. Well, Isaiah Thomas took issue with it. I've
seen some other people commented, but Isaiah Thomas is is

(02:14):
the guy in charge of, you know, storming the castle
with pitchforks on this one. Yep, he said, I just
totally one hundred percent object to this. If I was
the GM or coach, I would never let one of
my players walk out on the floor looking like this.
I mean, we are professional NBA league. We ain't summer league,
we ain't the WYAMCA. I just think the professionalism in
our NBA league has diminished so much. Look, I like Lebron,

(02:37):
I'm a fan of his, so forth and so on,
But to walk out on the floor before a game
with no shirt on and shoot, I mean, come on, man,
where are we at? What are we doing? Where are
we at? Like the Lebron comes back in post totally
object to this. He has the quote the professionalism on
our NBA league has diminished so much, So he puts

(02:58):
that in quotes.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
He says, oh, I'm sorry. No, he came back and said, man,
I was going to say something, but it's useless at
this point in my career. Anyways.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
More important, congratulations JJ on a fifty win season in
the West.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
That's what Lebron said.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yeah, that's great, you know, I mean, can you really
congratulate a guy on a fifty win season when he's
gifted Luca, right, I mean, I feel like you and
I would have gotten fifty wins.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
We would have we would have got I had a
fifty one season.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
If you give me, if you give me, uh, Luca
Lebron and most importantly, Austin Reeves, I can.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Get you fifty. Where it is your bingo card one
of the names.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Did y'all see the video of Austin Reeves running and
jumping in Anthony Davis's arms?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Huh, that's really fun. I'll find it and send it
to you.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
So after the game, you know, most of the cameras
are obviously following around Anthony Davis and Luca because that's
this is last Wednesday. That's the whole story. But I
saw a video, all sense. It's great where Austin Reeves
ran up after the game and jumped into Anthony Davis's
arms like a little puppy, like while they're on opposite team,
after the game, after the game, after the game. Yeah,
it's it's a I didn't see it until yesterday. It's

(04:04):
a great little video. But do you guys have a
problem with a guy because my understanding and I don't
know the video I saw, it's so early.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't think they allow people in the building yet.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
No.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Okay, So, so he opposes to Lebron being shirtless anywhere
outside of the locker room. Is his He's just saying
it's not professional for him to be out there on
the court without a shirt on. And I'm like, who cares? Like,
who cares at all? Are you worried about He's just
he thinks it's a bad look. It shows a lack
of professionalism for this to be caught on camera. Oh so,

(04:37):
so it's the camera man's fault. I mean, so basically
they're working out away from the eye of the general public.
So what he's taking offense to is a man being
shirtless outside of the locker room.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Okay, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, there's a gut
walking his dogs right now, and he's shirtless dogs every
day life, because I've never seen KT shirtless. Okay, but
I mean I want to is that guy disrespecting those dogs? No,
So at some point it becomes disrespectful to have your

(05:11):
shirt off. Also, think it depends on the guy and
his body. And if you don't want to see me
with my shirt off, I do. But if I looked
at like Lebron, I wouldn't wear a shirt to work.
I would wear a necklace. And Okay, let me ask
you this. Let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Is it okay at a patio bar, a patio restaurant
to wear a tank top?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I mean a tank top? Again, it depends on the guy. Right,
What are your thoughts, Christina?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
You can wear a tank top to a patio bar.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I'm talking about a dude.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yes, absolutely, especially when it's kind of like this and
it's only going to get hotter.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Man, I kind of have a strict no tak top
policy for all men.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I didn't say I talked to you if you were
wearing But it's fine.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
There are a lot of places that have a no shirt,
no shoes, no dice policy. Right, but at some point
it's okay to be shirtless, like in a beach community.
Uh huh, that's outside of the beach. And then all
of a sudden, where is it? Where is it inappropriate?
Where did businesses have to stop and they, dude, you
can't come in here with that shirt. And I think
I think it should be extended to a tank top.

(06:17):
I think that a man's armpit shouldn't be near public food.
That's basically what it comes down to.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I agree with you, But if you're gonna let women's.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Arm pits, you know I'm being sexist here. Yeah, I'm
okay with women wearing tank t Come. Women get to
do all these things, but guys never can you know? Okay,
Antoine Walker.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
All the women get to go to space? Did you
guys see Antoine Walker on Twitter?

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (06:39):
No?

Speaker 9 (06:40):
One?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Why would I have? Do you follow him?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Just you know, I mean, it's like, hey, here's something
you'll like. Is he a volume tweeter? I this is
the first tweet I've ever seen by his that I'm
aware of. But he doesn't like that they allow xw
NBA players to call NBA games but they don't let
x NBA players call w NBA games.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
He's right, it's not fair. What a weird thing. I'm
looking at this, going, oh, this should work out well
on Twitter?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
By the way, Uh, the Dallas Wings have the number
one pick in tonight's WNBA draft, Right, bring on, Page Beckers,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's exciting.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, her parents getting away and saying nope, So where
will she immediately be a top five player in the
league or no, I.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Don't think so.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
But she's she's a really really good player. She's a
really good player. She had two knee injuries in college
twenty though. Yeah, No, she's she's a she can shift
the direction of your franchise. Okay, she's got an equity
stake in that three on three league what's called Rivaled.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, big news over the weekend.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
But they don't play during the w NBA season. Yeah,
so people are freaking out. They're like, oh my god,
what she's not going to be a you know in
the day.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's like, no, it's no different than Britney Grinder going
to Russia to play and taking weed with her. Mm hmm.
Well it's a little different, a little different. People are
just now getting educated on the w NBA, that is
what we'll yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
And they're getting educated on can a guy be shirtless
at a patio restaurant?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
All right, all right, we're off and running. Started with
shirtless talk.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
We'll talk about Luca's jersey sales numbers and what it
skin run into this weekend. That's all coming your way
in about four minutes, So don't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's coming up next.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
All right, So it's a perilous situation for me. I
am going to make sure that I hold in all farts.
But the byproduct of that is that my stomach is
making sounds that sound like some of our fart drops.
Why don't you go pop a diaper on? No, I
don't want to do that. I don't want to do that.

(08:40):
But you know, like the fart drop we have, because
we have some good ones, that kind of a sound
that's coming out of my stomach. That's not that's coming
out of my butt. That would be coming out of
my butt. That would be coming out of my butt.
That's definitely a better Yeah, those are all butt jams, man.

(09:03):
I'd like to that a drum machine made with those.
Getting a nice beating that right there can come out
of your stomach. And so when your stomach is making
that sound, there is no way you are going to
fart because your fart can trick you. You get tricky, yeah,
and then suddenly you got a problem. Yeah, and you're

(09:23):
well on record you take a dump every one hour
in seventeen minutes on everyone. I mean, when I'm healthy,
when I'm in my best, when I'm in by playing shape. Yeah,
uh so no, So I'm like, I'm being careful here, Okay,
thank you, hold it in. So we'll here's some Hopefully
we'll hear some sounds, but you'll know it's coming from
my stomach because it will be not it won't be

(09:44):
accompanied by a smell. Okay, like you would have to
be dead inside for your stomach to make that sound.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
And then there's a smell that goes along with it. Right,
why are we doing this?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
So, I have been drinking so heavily ye for so long,
and this morning I had a very delicious fried egg, turkey,
cheese and cream cheese bagel that we made it the crib.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
That sounds amazing so good.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah, And then you know it's like when you have
something that big for breakfast, You're like, okay, but I
need to eat something before going and doing the show.
So I heated up some wings, had some leftover wings
that where you're at. So this is where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
So I don't want.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I'm scared to fart because of the implications, uh huh.
But the byproduct of that is that we went in
there to do some recording earlier and my I had
my headphones on. So I couldn't hear the sound, but
I felt a little rumble in my stomach and I
looked over and Christina made a look at me like, Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I could definitely hear it. I was just laughing at you.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
No judgment, But there was no There was no smell
besides what I normally smell like, which isn't good smell whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I just rolled the dice. Man, Well, that's how to go. Yeah,
a fart, I gotta go. That's fart, just to let
it happen. Man, what you're describing as an internal fart?
Oh tell me more. So you just farted inside your body.
It's the most terrible in there. Wait inside Whenever you
hear that, yeah, whenever you hear that noise? Now, it's
just in there.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, it smells.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
So if anyone ends up going inside my stomach, they
are going to encounter the leftover remnants of what do
you call it?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
An internal fart? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, They're gonna have to do with an internal fart,
like falling on a grenade. Yeah, wait, what do you
mean you fell on a fart?

Speaker 9 (11:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
I'm protecting you guys. Floated inside there somewhere Oh yeah,
don't worry. I'm saying for today and today only. Don't
protect us. Just no, hell no, dude, don't you know what?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
You got a fart?

Speaker 9 (11:44):
Fart?

Speaker 5 (11:45):
No, And he's starting about being really unhealthy. Those are
gonna be it's gonna be hard to work. God, he's
just trying to get me to ask my pants, which
that's not a good friend, right, You're not being a
good friend if you're trying to coerce me into in
my pants.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Says way more about your age. If you grab your
pants now, I would be worried.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Man.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
There's a lot of dudes in their twenties that crapped
their pants because they drank too much and they passed it.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
There's four guys and we happened to the all shocking.
I had no idea we did this.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Skin started rolling with a group of poop bandits at
the Lakewood Country Club that all poop their pants and
they have some bet with each other see who's the
first one to poop their pants each year. We talked
about it on the radio and I was like, I
can't believe we're talking about this. We had them on
and then there was a thousand people that go, yeph, I.

Speaker 7 (12:29):
Do that, dude?

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Like what we actually bet and I went and did
a concert when we were in a group in our
twenties down and that was down in Houston.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, that was in Austin. That was the one down
in Austin.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
And we got an ie hotel room and the guy
who accompanied us and had foot the bill, got so
drunk he passed out and asked his pants in the
hotel room.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
And he was probably twenty three at the time. Something
like that. You can never recover from that.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
It's hard to I mean, well, can you, like a
financial advisor, to anyone who saw you do that? It's
thirty years later and I hadn't seen him in a
long time. I like every time I see him. But
it's like I do, man, you did pass out thirty
years ago, and I remember looking at you laying on
your side, and I was like, ah, man, and didn't

(13:19):
we did we drag him out in the hall?

Speaker 8 (13:21):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know. He might have had to sleep out
in the hall.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
It's right.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's it's the blessing of memory that can that's the
sound that can come from your stomach. That's but not sneeze.
It's a stomach sneeze. Yeah, all right, it is kind
of like a stomach seas.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
All right.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Coming up next, we've got a note on Luca and
the Hollywood Shuffle, a weird side effect of the Menindez Brothers.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
You don't want to miss this discussion. It's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
You are listening to the world famous Ben and Skin show.
Glad to have you on the in the mix with
us today. We're gonna have a fun show the rest
of the way. Every once in a while, though, we
will be sad because we'll have to mention Luka Doncic
and realize that he is not on the Mavericks anymore.
The Mavericks, though, did make the play in tournament. They'll
play on Wednesday night against Sacramento in Sacramento. That's nine o'clock, right.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes, nine o'clock okay, Central time.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Okay, so late West Coast game there for the Mavericks.
So the season is still going on now. The Lakers
are the three seed in the West and had more
good news today as the NBA released their top jersey
sales for the entire season and Luca ended a twelve
year run of Steph and Lebron being on top of

(14:38):
that list for the first time in twelve years. It's
not Steph at the top, it's not Lebron at the top,
it's Luka Doncic and his seventy seven in purple and gold,
the number one selling jersey in the Universe's that is
saying something. Now, he does have the advantage of having
two different team jerseys to sell in one year, But

(14:59):
I do think it's interesting. I would love to see
the percentage of those, Like you know, they have the
NBA shop. I bet a giant number of those jerseys
were shipped to an area code here in North Texas,
a zip code here in North Texas. I've had a
lot of Maverick fans about Laker Luca jerseys. Yeah, I
saw that since the trade deadline, sales are up twenty

(15:20):
two percent and they attribute that to Luca. Yeah, but
they've got Luca at number one, Steph Curry at number two,
Lebron James at number three, Tatum at number four, another
guy the MAVs drafted, Jalen Brunton at number five.

Speaker 9 (15:34):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, it's good to be the star of a huge media.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Mark Dix, Yeah, Yeah, Wemby at six, Shay at nine,
The Joker at ten, Jannis at eleven, LaMelo Ball at twelve,
Kevin Durant thirteen, and Devin Booker fourteen.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Wow, you fired their coach today, the Suns. Yeah, they're
the third coach in three years they fired. They're struggling guys.
Their owner didn't give a crap about then.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Now, well you know who he is. He used it's
like a shebar or something right now. He used.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, he used to play. He was on the matteen
Cleves Michigan State team. So he definitely thinks he knows basketball.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
And he has.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Unlimited pockets because he was part of that huge mortgage jugget.
So he's not he's younger than us, he's a billionaire,
and he is spending money to run the team the
way he wants to run it.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So I'm looking at the schedule of things we're going
to be talking about.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
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(16:48):
We're going to talk about the most epic Masters of
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four Colt Sperm Race. Oh, we'll talk about Bill Belichick
and his young lady friend being at practice.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
But right now it's start for.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
This juicy US hot gods come stay on top the shovel.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Fantastic.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
So the the gals that went up to space today
have have made it back. Katie Perry, Gail King, the
wife of Bezos. They went up in their huge penis,
big fan of hers, and then they they landed. So
they went to space for ten minutes. I didn't know
that happened, You didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It's everywhere.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
I didn't know it already happened. I thought it was
later today, No, no, this morning. There's I'm seeing it
right now. It's already landed.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Okay. And it was just the tip. It wasn't the
whole hope.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
And it's because it was an all female That's how
they trick you that went that's why it was just
the tip, because it was the all female current, that's all.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
They wouldn't consent to what was only ten minutes. It
would agree to very very weird. We just kind of
go to space for ten minutes and come back down.
Didn't they really go to space? I mean, honest space,
that's that's right?

Speaker 10 (18:08):
And up.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I think you've been in space.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
I think.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I think if you've ever flown in an airplane, you've
been in space. I mean, I'm sure they got it.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
I don't know out of the atmosphere, right, if you're
an out of Earth's atmosphere, that counts that you've been
to space.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
I'll be there one day to go on one of
those rides. Me and Katie Perry. She's going to go back.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So that made it good for them. You never know
then in fact, the risk would be worth it. Good
for them, right.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
I thought they were catching a lot of criticism for that.
Why because people were like, hey man, look at all
these things going on in the world right now, you're
going to space. Like some people can't even you know,
can't even eat or keep a roof over their head.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
You really just got to go to space.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Everybody that bitches about that absolutely orders stuff from Amazon.
You know, yep, this is bezos is thing right, and
wife is on there. It's like the great Gil Scott
heron song Whitey on the Moon. She's kind of crazy,
got all these problems down here and we're putting Whitey
on the moon.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
By the way, any pictures of his wife, because have
you noticed how whenever she is around she distracts.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Everyone because of her botox. You're talking about the bezoscal.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, she pops her jacket off and everyone's like.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Whoa, she looks she has some knockers. I really, they're
giant chemical jokes her. She basically looks like AI. Yeah,
she does exactly in a great way, like a sex robot.
I think she was a LA news reporter or something. Dude,
if I was that rich, I would just have a

(19:40):
robot sidekick. You wouldn't know if she was real or AI.
I'm just not into that though.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
You know, for me, why you what real human emotion?
Even who comes up the fact that I had never
seen her jugulars before because her bugulars like her veins,
her juggies, because of her her botox face tells me
that that's too distracting fun, that's me. But everyone can

(20:06):
do what they want with their own body. I believe
in that that's fantastic.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Or enjoy what they want with other people's bodies. That
was very empowering what Kevin just said. Yeah, well, some
people probably disagree, and that's okay. Free speech America.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Rosie o'donald's in the news, guys how and a headline
from nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
I know Rosio o'donald in the news literally because she
has a relationship with Lyle Menindez of menindez brother's fame
of killing your parents fame? Which one is he? Is
he the bald one or the other one? He's the
baldi okay um, although I can't tell you of the

(20:46):
hair of Eric.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
So he's the one who screwed up the case more
than anything, Lyle is that's the the balding one. Yeah,
the one that went bald.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's the one who screwed it up.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Because he's the one who I believe had a really
relationship with a lady who was writing a book from prison.
In prison, he elite, trusted her and he basically confessed
everything he thought he didn't really understand.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
He thought they were love and she wouldn't write a
book about it. I'm dumb, but I'm in love.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
I did it.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Isn't uh didn't Rosie o'donna win the fartiest gallon North
America one year?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Come on, man, wait, I think that was the case
that she won. And I think I got that right
of the brothers yet. Well, in nineteen ninety six, Rosie
O'Donnell went on Larry King, I'll never forget it. And
this is seven years after this happened in eighty nine,
so seven years after the murder, how'd you put on
the weight?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
And she basically said, I think they acted in self defense?
And everyone went, what whoa? It was kind of a
big story.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
It was a great moment because Larry wasn't paying attention.
And then Lyle reached out to her because Lyle, apparently.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
Ben's facts are correct Lyle did have a lot of
communications with popular people outside out in the outside world.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
So Lyle was like, thank you for your support and
all that, thank you for your service.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
The story today and the line that's really it's really
a t shirt is Rosie o'donald said that because of
Lyle Meanindez. She feels like it's the first time in
her life that she's felt safe enough to trust a
straight man. I get it, there's not a lot of

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straight men I trust.

Speaker 9 (22:33):
Now.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
A gay guy, he's he's solid, trustworthy, he's trustworthy, he's reliable.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
But a straight man, I'm out. You want.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
You want the more slapstick guy type of guy. That's
who you trust, slapstick as opposed to the straight man.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I guess pretty good.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
I don't know, man, I don't feel good good about it,
but I'm more of a ramp up. But I do
my best broadcasting on Wednesday and Thursday. Who did she
tell this to before I mail Friday? In Yeah, People
magazine and other places. Okay, you know, I don't know
who tells anything. Just the internet just takes everything in
runs with.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
She is saying, Uh, this Menendez brother makes her feel
safe enough to hook up with a guy.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
What is she saying? Well, I think the problem.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
It's hard to trust a straight man unless they've been
involved in a controversial murder.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
I withheld one fact about this entire thing. Oh, just
to see if I could get anyone in a pickle,
and I might have with the fartiest galloping.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
But she was or claims to have been molested, ah,
Kevin at a very early age, which is what happened
to the Menendez brothers. Yes, yes, or is it Mendez?
And she's never been able to trust a straight man
since that, that's what she's saying. Okay, okay, but the
headline is nice clickbait, Kevin a hot a clickbait for sure. Yeah,

(23:59):
we'll put this on People magazine, the ones who are
really running with it. Yeah, although it could have hit
somewhere else first, and everyone just add stuff to their
own website. I guess Rosie O'Donnell was in the Footstones movie.
And that's your segment, all right, thank you, Kevin. Coming
up in about four minutes. What is Belichick doing at practice?
What is his young lady friend doing at practice? I

(24:19):
can't wait to talk about this. This is coming away
about four minutes. Don't go anywhere, all right. It's been
in Scan Show ninety seven point one in the Eagle.
They sound so sentimental when they sing that they miss you,
don't they as they're standing in those white linen outfits
in front of that jet plane.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Blink one eighty two on the Eagle.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
It's been in scan show coming up at four oh five,
Kevin promises us the details of a sperm race. So
you're not gonna want to go anywhere. I can promise
you that now. Earlier today, Ben, you send us a
video and uh, I guess it was it was it
a TikTok post that we saw it? It was a
social media PI.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I'm not I don't.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Spend a lot of time on TikTok, so I can't
imagine it would have been that came from i'mware and
it was footage I guess of North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
I'm assuming that spring practice that I was looking at.
I would assume, so I'm really not sure. It's Bill
Belichick out on the field coaching, and that's where he is,
somewhere in North Carolina. Right, is it North Carolina? Yeah,
he's a guitar heel, so he's out there coaching and
his girlfriend. They're not married, right, I don't think so?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, not married. He's sixty four, she's like twenty three
or something. I think he's seventy. Okay, how old is Belichick?
Seventy two?

Speaker 5 (25:30):
He's seventy two and she's twenty twenty four okay. And
the video was shocking to me because it was during
a practice and he's out there with the players and coaches,
and she is dressed like she is going to a nightclub.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
She got big old heels on, and she's.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Talking to someone over all kind of on the sideline,
and she goes, oh, I'll go ask Bill, I'll find out.
And she goes out and bothers him in the middle
of practic this talks to him about something and goes
back and then talks to the guys on the side.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I got it covered. I talked to Bill, and she's
going back and forth bothering it.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
At one point she's digging around in his pocket, like
getting the keys out of there or maybe putting key.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know what aroused. I'm like, man, what is
going on here?

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Could you imagine if he I mean, if he had
become the coach of the Dallas Cowboys and there she
was interrupting him during practice and running out there digging
around in his pockets.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Do you know, Katie, has she been given a job
at Carolina?

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Well, not formally, but he's requested all emails regarding him
be forwarded to her.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh, she's assistant.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
She has a lot of sway right now at North
Carolina cheers and she's twenty four.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's amazing. I actually I now respect what she's doing
even more. She's not just she's not just cashing checks.
She's creating a career for herself.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
She is right.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
What's her background does she have? She's she was a cheerleader,
any sports type of background. I guess cheerleader accounts.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
She majored in hot Yeah, she was a cheeralism.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
But who like he is?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
This is I've my thought about him was always he
was a hard ass, like he was very serious, no personality,
football robot. And at this point is he's like, man,
I'm old, I've got this twenty year old cheerleader.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I don't even care anymore. Let me mail this in.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I mean the fact that she's interrupting him during practice
and he's tolerating it. I have a thought on this,
really go ahead. Yeah, I really think that he thought
he was going to get an NFL job. We talked
about that. He didn't and he knew he wasn't going
to get an NFL job, so he went to Carolina
and I think he thinks this job is beneath him,
and he took it in order to lay it up

(27:51):
for his son, and so while he's there, he's like,
I might as well have this cheerleader just fart around
because I'm probably gonna quit this job. I can't believe
I'm still here. I can't believe if I've made it
to spring football.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
That's the whole thing at the I think I forgot
who said this, but it was a discussion about the
NFL owners meetings last year.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, and it was in that big article. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yeah, the realization that all these owners are like, we
don't give a crap if Bills in the league or not.
We really don't want him around. He doesn't help us,
you know, he doesn't go promote the game, and you know,
like all the things that they want. Yeah, so it
didn't really matter. So I agree with you one hundred percent.
I think it's very wild though, that she is that
involved on the film. You said, like, imagining him being
the Cowboys coach is amazing, But it also makes me

(28:34):
think that maybe he couldn't just get any twenty year old, twenty.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Five year old. Maybe this is like the one.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Maybe he'd been trying all these years fishing younger and
younger and younger, and finally he landed a twenty four
year old and is like, okay, will gil pe whipped?
Because this is very It's different if it's Lane Kiffin
or if it's John Gruden or whatever, because it's him.
Everyone's like, I thought he cared about football and that's it.
Did she break up?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Did she break up their relationship with that old gal
that had been with forever?

Speaker 6 (29:08):
Apparently they had already been okay, separated, Okay, but I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
All right, well it is. It is a weird.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Look, We highly encourage you to get out there on
social media and find that video. All right, coming up next, KT,
what is the sperm Race?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Well, I'm gonna tell you next because I really don't
think there's a better tease than that.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
What is the Sperm Race? Live on the air? Next?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
All right, pause, I'm three two and before we get there,
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But right now, speaking of KT, here's something called sperm Race.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah, I'm pretty excited about this one because you know
the title of it, sperm Race. This is happening, and
this is happening in California, but it's really gonna be
it's more of a live stream thing. Don't have to
worry about where this is happening. And what's happening is
there's this company. It's a startup. They've raised a million
dollars already and the company is called sperm Racing and

(30:24):
that's the name.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Of the company. Yep, yep, and uh.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
In eleven days, the twenty fifth, they're having their first
sperm race. And here's what got the idea going was
the male fertility is declining, so it was actually they're
going for a good cause. So what's gonna happen is
they're going to do live stream and they've got these
really like high resolution cameras and things like that, and
they go on to live stream a scale, it's a

(30:48):
microscopic scale, and it'll be zoomed way in on it,
and then they will dump, you know, have a couple
of tracks and they will dump the sperm of a
contestant to it, and the sperm will race through a
track that they've made that is close to what.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
It would be like. It's a fake philopian too.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
It's basically yeah, yeah, that's a good way to put it.
They should have put that on their website.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Can we gamble on it?

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Absolutely? That's the whole point of this. This is eventually
going to be celebrities and athletes. The first matchup on
the twenty fifth is USC versus UCLA.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
To have these college you get kids will going there.
Oh yeah, they're very fertile.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
They're going to have weigh ins, press conferences. Oh there's
they shouldn't have weight divisions and weight classes.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Well, like in dog racing, there's a little rabbit that
runs to trick the dogs into racing.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Or is this sperm?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Are they just always looking to run? They're chasing an egg.
There's gonna be an egg. They've been an egg on
a conveyor belt in there.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
That's what's very confusing about that is they're really they're
really hammering home the term microscopic track, which again means
just using my context close heres, uh under a microscope?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, well what microscopic track and field? Why not have
like pole bolt and long jump? We don't think the
sperms can do that? Oh what why not? Bit's right,
my sperm can.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
If you put little tiny poles down in there, microscopic poles,
that spermle grab it and use it and vault it.
So what he's talking about, dude, I'm an athlete. My
sperm is ready to compete.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Obviously.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
You get three kids, you know where that Yeah, you
are good at this. You know where they got the
idea for this. Those baby races and at timeouts of
an NBA.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Game, those are wonderful.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Man, the bulls had a they had a walker the
other day and they shame that kid. They stop everything,
the kids now, but he's a walker, and the kids
starts crying, the dad's laughing. It's just getting bullied in
front of twenty thousand people. That's like the ped of
baby races. Corky races are in. That's kind of a
big thing and very fun to watch on TV.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Do you realize you know now that we think about it,
I mean, a baby is just an evolved sperm in
a lot of ways.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Now, it had to it had to find an egg.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Yeah, and then the But so this isn't I think
a natural regression, not an extension, because we're going back.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
We've seen baby races. Now we want to go back
to the source. How long before this is on ESPN?
Dude is being serious?

Speaker 9 (33:25):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I'm not even talking about ESPN. I think this is
going to revive the regional sports networks. This is what
Bally had in mind when they hooked up with a
with a gaming company. It's not going to go down
the route of like you porn.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Because instance, well, okay, now that's interesting. I'm still a
little confused on the track. What the track actually is
going to look like? Wait, so, Ben, you're kind of
implying a shooter is going to shoot type situation goes
to the wall.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Yeah, I thought you were talking about more like a
you know, a half marathon, okay, like which one can
travel the greatest distance before it gives up.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
How do you how do they know if they're in
the race or not coaching? Yeah, I don't know on that.

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Oh, that's why there's that's why there's talking. What do
you and how do you even start it?

Speaker 11 (34:15):
Like?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Is it in a gentleman to start your is it
in a cup? And then here's Larry from USC and
here's Billy from u C l A. Yeah, and each
guy entered thousands into it, right, yeah, I guess so. Yeah,
a guy can have a lot of entries and you
have to have one separator and then.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
It triple jumpy.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
I don't understand how sea monkeys. I don't fully get it.
It is like sea monkeys.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
They're gonna have their own little world down there, track
and field of it. This is actually the future of sports,
do is I see Tim Kasha the TV behind KT
it is would like the best athletes in the world
have the best representatives for that race.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
I would think, So, I'm might are gonna be slow then,
because this is happening in LA. It's getting pretty getting
a lot of traction. And I'll say the four main
guys who are behind this all have a lot of
tenure and some big companies. Okay two you know they're entrepreneurs,
but they've worked at some big places. I do think

(35:17):
celebrities and athletes are next.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
I think mine are going to throw the shot put.
I would love to see Usain Boltz sperm competing now.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
So they're also going to have some obstacles like cervical
mucus and things like that. Sir, he's been sitting on
that joke since the second he found this.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yep, all right, guys, coming up next in Around the
Sports the most Epic Masters of all Time.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
We discussed it next on The Eagle.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
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But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Now it's cool around the sports kt FUNUINTS has all
the sports y.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Rangers didn't win game all weekend, so you know they'll
try it again tomorrow night. That's good.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
They're still fine. They're finely, no one freak out. They're fine.
They're just don't hit the ball.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Much, which is a bit concerning. There's been enough games
now that it's like, I don't know, don't worry. I mean,
it's sorry.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
I got the Dodgers coming in this weekend that o't
have help. Had their stats all bit? Yeah, yeah, are
they good?

Speaker 9 (37:21):
This year?

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Probably gonna be good like a National League All Star
team with Rangers are still on the top records in
the American league.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yeah, okay, but All Star teams are thrown together, so
they have no chemistry.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Look, I understand what we're doing, the show that we're on,
the station that we're on, So not beat everyone down
with golf talk. But I think we can openly discuss
the Super Bowl of Golf that happened this weekend. Did
anyone take it in yesterday or was it just me?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
I watched a MAVs Masters watch party at Rollertown Beer Works.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
No offense to the MAVs, but they made that really
easy to not worry about.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
We took the Mavericks off the big tvretty early in
the afternoon, and suddenly it was the game was It
was in the fourth quarter and the MAVs around thirty
and no one was watching it because we were watching.
I was openly rooting for Rory to stumble so that
we could have drama. And people are getting mad at me,
And then it happened. There was drama and Katie, it

(38:19):
was in on in our household all weekend long.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
I would imagine it was yestly. I don't think I
missed a shot Saturday or Sunday, to be honest. And
so you said, people are getting mad at you for
wanting Rory to stumble. Yes, the whole day wanted Rory
to win.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
The whole entire brewery was pro Rory, and then there
were people shooting me.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Looks Rory is unique because he's not an American, but
American fans now because they've been through a lot with him,
wanted him to win yesterday.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
What do you mean been through a lot? He has well?

Speaker 6 (38:50):
First of all, I says Rory is an all time great,
and yesterday just supplanted it. He's won everything there is
to win in golf, and in fact, in the last
fifty years it's him and Tiger Woods who have won
the Grand Slam, which is all four majors. Yeah, that's
it and five total, I think. But but he didn't
have the Grand he didn't have it to their stay,
and he lost the US Open in a choke and

(39:12):
choking fashion. Last year, he publicly spoke up against the
Lift Tour when our local guys Jordan Speith and Scottie
Scheff were boy They made some comments early and they
put their head down real quick once once that of
and got hot, and Roy stayed on it. Then he said,
all right, I don't really care anymore. I guess take
your money it doesn't really matter. He backed off just

(39:32):
like I'm just gonna deal with my family and do.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
It like he really And the thing about Roy, Rory
is very likable, but I don't think everyone knew that
until yesterday.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
And in a lot of ways too, he was partnered
up with like mister liv Bryson d Chambea in a
lot of ways really represents that in a big way.
And apparently they didn't say a word to each other
all day long. Yeah, which would Tiger have talked to
his opponent on on killing day?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
No, he would have if it was Fuzzy Zeller. Now
Bryce in his Phil Okay, bryceon Phil. I like Bryson.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
I think Bryson is wonderful for the game, but I
think he sees the opportunity of it. It's people are
boring and need to show personality. I am going to
play to the fans. So you know, when Bryson ducked
out of her saying he's like Roy, didn't Rison shouldn't
have said that. Rory wasn't talking to anyone yesterday. Rory
was in the zone and Rory on eighteen he's got
a putt to win it and he misses, and they
have to go to a playoff.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Now. He put himself in this situation. He was up
by four or five. Hold on, I need to tell Ben.
The putt he missed was. I saw it.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
I didn't see any of it live, but I have
seen a recap of it all today. It was we
were looking at another collapse for the second time in
a year. And I felt really bad for him at
that point, I really did. And then he ends up
going to the playoff. His second shot on the playoff
ball was maracketous.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
He's the best golf from the world right now, even
better than Scotti Scheffer, who's been a little iffy this year.
And hey, by the way, I wasn't anti Rory. I
just wanted drama.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
And when he was on hole eleven or twelve, it
looked like, all right, this isn't going to be dry.
People the brewery were calling me Nico Wade. I was like,
oh man, you guys want him to just have a
cake walk. Yeah, give me drama. We watched sports and we.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Ended up having the best masters of maybe our lifetime,
and he cried and it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, and I hear, and I'll take credit for it,
all right. He gets to keep custody of his children.
Good job, Rory. All right, there is that one. I
think the wife's got to leave.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Uh. Coming up next, why did a man pull a
knife out at a subway restaurant? We'll get the full story.
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Speaker 1 (42:08):
But right now it's time for Kevin. Pretty good one
right there. It sounds a little bit like a phone,
but the movie theater sound effects really help it. It's good.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Sometimes you do a story not because of the details
in the story, because of one simple thing, and you
guys will know real soon why. Forty five year old
man was arrested after he pushed some workers at a
subway restaurant and then pulled out a knife.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
This is in Florida. Edward Cocaine faces charges of aggravated assaults.
Heady Cocaine, he screwed. He's immediately gotta be guilty. His
last name is Cocaine. Amazing, How is it still there is?
Every time he walks in that song fires off. Time

(43:00):
he works into the subway, they know, Oh my god,
he's here. Dude.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
I was spelled just the way you notice them.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
And there's no way he doesn't go by. Eddie. Deputy
said that Edward Cocaine went into.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
The restaurant with another guy Okay, yeah, I think it
was Robert and marijuana, and he got into an argument
with employees over what he believed was their bad attitudes.
Which how about that you going to a place I

(43:42):
don't like your attitude today? Start a little something.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, that's bad. You don't know what anyone's going through.
Why do you care?

Speaker 5 (43:48):
Why do you care about it? They're making you a
quick sandwich. Why do they have to do it with
a good attitude?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
These are sandwich artists been and when you suffer with
your sandwich art like they do, you're not always going
to be in a good mood because it's a tumultuous task.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
One of the things that really hurts during a tough
economic time is the arts, and with what's going on
with the economy, the sandwich artists are under a lot
of fire and there's just not not as much revenue
for him.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Cocaine then went behind the counter.

Speaker 6 (44:20):
And pushed one of the employees before pulling out a knife,
then raised the knife over his head and then took
a little sniff off of him. Was he fidgety and sweating? Yeah,
he looked at his picture. Does look like he was
fidgety and sweating, said the man who was with him.
Tried to restrain him, and then they just both left.

(44:41):
And this is now a story because his name is Cocaine.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Anyone else you don't know about it.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
I'm very interested in the let's just say the etymology
of the name. What region of the world is the
last name cocaine from what region? I mean type is
in day of the World, Like, is he from Peru?

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Just cocaine originate from? I thought Bolivia? But western South America? Okay,
the Indian region, Yeah, Columbia.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Peru and Bolivia. Really everything we ever thought about it,
we would you change your name?

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
You what you dude? You have the gift of being
named that you're Eddie Cocaine. I don't know that's going
to work out.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
You were voted most likely to pull out a knife
at a subway in high school.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
It's gonna be hard to get a job with that
last name, right, I mean that's legal.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Really, isn't that wrong? I don't think you're allowed to
name discriminate.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
Hey, guys, ahead of our HR department, everybody give up
for Eddie Cocaine.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Eddie, everyone's like.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Cocaine. I think at that company, I think, yeah, he's
our hero. If you have that name, you can't change it.
You were gifted one of the great comedic names. And
why is he carrying a knife?

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Did he not just grab it out of the he
went behind the counter. I mean, does he have like
a giant rambow knife and like a holster.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, man, I didn't say what his career path was,
but maybe he worked in a place where you need.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
To have a knife on you at all times, Okay,
for like work, Yeah, you gotta cut something like.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
A Swiss army knife.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
He could be a he could be a rope on tire.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
You know, you know those guys go around. Yeah, those
guys that go around.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Good luck coming for that one. Ai, there's a job
that stands a test of time. Rope untied, eddie cocaine,
Eddie cocaine. Is any other drugs that would be good names?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
What did you say earlier? Marty marijuana, Robert marijuana.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Robert Marty marijuana is way better? What a great cartoon
for the program? I like Fred Horse tranquilizer. Uh, there's
really not any Cocaine is just the perfect name. It's great,
it's outstanding, and that's what's happening. And of course it
happened in Florida. Oh, it's just perfect. It's one of
those made for radio type things, radio where stories come

(47:08):
to life.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yep, awesome, Thank you Kevin for that incredible reporting.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Coming up next is today Game, followed by an audio
bubble bath, followed by we have another hawk story.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Taytuned, stay tuned, it could get spicy.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
All that's coming away on the Beninskian Show right here
in the Eagle Dosaki September.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Third, we have Penan Tara, Don Don Don.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
And we got tickets and we're giving them away all
week long. We always give tickets away using the iHeart
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Speaker 1 (47:35):
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Speaker 5 (47:37):
Hopefully you have it, and you know, not only do
you stream whatever you want to stream, you can download podcasts.
But then of course they have that talkback feature which
is great for giveaways as well. You can always leave
us messages on the talkback feature, but it's a microphone.
You click on it, you can leave a message. The
third person that leaves us their name, their phone number,
their email address, and can tell us the name of

(47:59):
the professional athlete who is behind the shirtless controversy we
talked about at the beginning of the show.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It's a very famous athlete.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
We talked about him being shirtless and the big controversy
we talked about it. You should have been listening to
the show. The third person that can tell us who
that was and leave their name, their phone number, and
their email address. You are going to win those Pantera tickets.
Congratulations to whoever that be. But right now it's time
for this.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
It's time to play the today game.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
It's a game, it's ethnic today.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Let's go take it away, you jack wagons. It is
time to play the today game. For today.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
April fourteenth, twenty twenty five. We'll start with Britt Daniel
of Spoon being fifty four.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Some one of the rock solid bands of our time.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
They're a good fan every time, just good, just really good.
They're solid. They're kind of like a You're kind of
like an old man's faaraway shot. You know, it's never
going to be a bomb. It's right down the middle
of the fairway every time.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
No one's ever like I don't like Spoon.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Okay, so give If Spoon was a pro athlete, what
pro athlete would Spoon be?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Two four seven eight seven all right? NFL? NFL?

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Spoon was a Dallas cowboy. Spoons a Dallas cow now
any point? And Marcus Lawrence no way dog. When you
said football, the very first name that popped in my
head was Douce Staley. Duce Steeley is a really good
running back exactly long time, exactly Spoon is Douce Staley.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I'll take it.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
It's an Eagles reference on the way you had to
go out this kind of obscure. It's the first name
I thought of.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
J Marco Murray. I'm trying to Marco Murray flamed out. Yeah,
you're right. I think he had a better career than
Duce Staley. Right now.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
He just had a he had a flash and then
they signed him to that big giant deal. Went oh
my god, why did he signed this guy? And he's
gone immediately. Tank ten plus years, he's consistent. It's really
good when healthy. To me, Tank is way better than Spoon.
I think Tank might be a c DC. Wow, it's incredible.

(50:14):
You know what that would be like catching Doug Free.
I think Spoon is Doug Free. Guys, I absolutely do.
From Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rob mcilhaney's forty eight back Ones.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Cowboys Jersey I saw wearing at the back office.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
What that's a secret.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You don't think he turns everything?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
He's constantly How many Super Bowls have the birds?

Speaker 6 (50:45):
All?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Right?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Richie Blackmore of Deep Purple is eighty Let's smoke on
the water in fart g hear that again?

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Just uh, yeah, I don't think those parts are pitched
the way you think they are. Baker Mayfield is thirty
latio Is that an offer clue?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Well, well I know I know cheesecake factory. Correct, Right,
he's weirdly kind of good legend. Pete Rose would have
been eighty four.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Rose.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yep, this is the best Today ever. This thorn was gambled.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Pete Rose's hair was something to really get a good
look at. Back into the lable. Uh and finally it's
National Pecan Day.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Super Almonds have been on a good run. Almonds have
been on a good run.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Rights have been on a good run the last five years.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Interesting.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
But I think now we're kind of seeing that we're
turning the page into the decade. They're gonna look back
in the roaring twenties. They're gonna be all about the pecan. Okay,
that's interesting life pecan.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
All Right, there you have it. There's the Today game
for Today, April fourteenth, twenty twenty five. Good luck to
all of our nominees coming up next, KT, where are
you gonna take us? In the audio bubble bat? Did
we catch Stevie Ray Vaughan and a lie? This is juicy.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
This is unquestionably the dumbest and weirdest show on the radio.
Thank you for making a part of your daily listening routine.
Here's what we got coming up to finish things up
in this power hour, getting you all the way till
six o'clock. We've got ac DC in town. Tonight, Skin
will rank his five favorite ac DC songs. We've got
MAVs Talk.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
MAVs go on and continue to play after the regular
season has concluded because they're in the playing tournament that's
happening Wednesday night, Sacramento. Little MAVs Talk, coming your way.
And then we have another Hawk story.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
And our show has a long history of covering the
Hawk beat, and some major, major show tensions have have
happened over stories that involve Hawks. We may revisit some
of that, but right now it's time for this Eighties.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Got a few things that are interesting and some involve
the world of rock. If you will, judas priest news
in a second, Hell yeah, you know this is actually weirdly.
The first two clips are going to play are actually
clips from the eighties, so don't ask why they're resurfaced,
but things are resurfacing all the time. And here's Stevie

(53:52):
ray Vaughan doing an interview about a snake. Now, I'll
say it. Uh, it is snake season, so everyone beware
if you're walking on the sidewalk, there's some high grass.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Can I be careful there? Copperheads are looking for ankles
to bite.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
I think that's a fair warning. But I do want
to I do want to bring this up because this
guy is an absolute legend. Okay, And so I don't
know why Stevie ray Vaughn popped up on my social
media timeline over the weekend, but listen closely to the
story that he's telling, and I want you to decide
if you feel like he's being truthful.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
Okay, you opened your door and there was a five
and a half foot snake.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
At least what kind of snake?

Speaker 12 (54:32):
Copperhead Ratlert Molyes.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, those things are.

Speaker 12 (54:38):
Shot shot him at least four times with a three
fifty seven magnum and he got mad.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Oh my god, I'm serious.

Speaker 8 (54:46):
He stood up about this high payment split. I went
back under our house.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
You never killed it? No, he shot it four times? Oh,
at least maybe five.

Speaker 12 (54:58):
Oh god, I mean it's kind of hard to miss
the snake from here to your knee for the thirty seven.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Oh he sounds a big gun.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh there were.

Speaker 12 (55:08):
Guts and everything all the drawers, but it was like
he didn't care.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Man, all right, I want you to keep in mind. Beautiful.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
It's almost like he's in the middle of a serious interview.
First of all, some of the red flags. What kind
of snake was it that when you open up a
drawer sitting there? He said copper He said copperhead rattler,
and then he said copper. He combined two deadly types
of snakes, all right, and then it was like yeah,
it was about five feet long, and he said it
jumped up to like here. So he's saying it stood

(55:38):
straight up on its tail. And he said we shot
it four to five times, four times for sure, maybe
five with a three fifty seven magnetic close range somebody,
and it just got mad. Yeah, it got mad. Then
snake will do that when you shoot it. Somebody off
camera goes, that's a big gun. It wasn't even the
lady doing the interview. It was the second lady. She goes,

(55:58):
that's a big gun. And he was like, uh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
There was guts everywhere, but it didn't care.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
So snake guts are out everywhere, and it just slithered
under the house.

Speaker 9 (56:09):
All right.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
I want to say a couple things Now. I haven't
seen this video, so I don't know the contexts. But
can't a snake, like if its head is still alive,
can't it still slither off? Yes, its nerves allow it to.
It wouldn't slither off.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
What does it do? It would still move like you
can cut a snakehead off.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Yeah, and it could still clench its jaws and bite you,
gotcha if its head is decapitated, but it's not gonna
slither away.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
It may well, the back end of it still move.
It may move and.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Gyrate a little bit. But didn't he say this came
out of a drawer. And then he said it went
under the house.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
It was in a drawer. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
They pulled out a three fifty seven magnum shot it
four times for sure, maybe a fifth time. Snake guts
were everywhere on this copperhead rattler. And then it got
mad and went stood up straight and then went right
under the house. And that's a that's a unique snake.
That's like when you cry breed dogs. The copperhead rattler.
So I wonder if this is what Christina's thinking, because

(57:05):
you're a Stevie Ray fan, aren't you.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
Yeah, okay, ok one, this was probably he might have
hung out in oklawon some you know, he's her pride
and joy.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
He went to the Gaborhood.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
This is I'm guessing just listening to him, because he
talked way different after he got clean. This is probably
in the depths of his serious substance abuse issues, and
so I imagine he's probably high while telling this story.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
He looks like he's in his mid to late twenties.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, this is he got sober I think in the
early nineties and then sadly like died right after he
got sober in that helicopter crash. But he had serious
substance abuse problems. And I bet he's high right now
as he's making up this year, well.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Well not even making up.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
Maybe the story did kind of happen like that in
some shape or form, but he may have been high
while it happened.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
It'd been awake for three days on blow and sh
the story to go the life of its own.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You got mad.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
He's not even the star. The star of this interview
is her and her response to everything. And the first
red flag to me is not even his lies, it's
her using the term holy Moly's, which you don't hear
very often, but listen throughout the I'm just play it again.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Yeah at the interview. How many times she has kind
of a fake shocked expression.

Speaker 10 (58:20):
You opened your drawer and there was a five and
a half foot snake at least what kind of snake, copperhead, rattler,
cotton out Molly's, Yeah, those things are shot.

Speaker 12 (58:31):
Shot him at least four times with a three fifty
seven magnum, and he got mad.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Oh my god, I'm serious.

Speaker 8 (58:38):
He stood up about this high payment split. I went
back under our house.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
You never killed it?

Speaker 12 (58:47):
No, he shot it four times? Oh, at least maybe five.
Oh god, I mean it's kind of hard to miss
a snake from here to your knee.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
For the three fifty seven.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Oh he sounds.

Speaker 12 (59:00):
Oh there were guts and everything all the doors, but
it was like he didn't care. He just made him mad.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Oh god, Oh I did like his.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
It kind of sounds like a mixture of our friend
Bob Maplethorpe from Bottle Rocket mixed together with Danny McBride.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
See that now in a thirteen year old news. This
is a video that's outside of a Judas Priest concert.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I'm Dave Alby, I'm twenty years old. I'm ready to rock.
Don thirteen.

Speaker 6 (59:33):
Oh, we are here to.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
See tonight.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
He lose the best, always had one.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
All out in that woo. After she says I'm done,
I'm thirteen, they starting making out and breaking the law.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Fires out of a little bit.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
That's the seventies or eighties. That would probably be early eighties.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
He's like, I'm twenty, I'm about to go serve our
country and you aren't forced.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
She's like, I'm done, I'm thirteen. They start mugging. I'm like, WHOA,
what time on earth is this?

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
I've never actually seen the movie, but is this from
Heavy Metal Parking Lot?

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
I don't know. There's a documentary call have you ever
seen it?

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
No, there's a documentary called Heavy Metal Parking Lot, in
which again I haven't seen it, but I think this
is from it. They go into the parking lot of
heavy metal shows in the eighties and talk to people
and you get this kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I'm Dave Alby, I'm twenty years old.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
I'm ready to run.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
I mean, it's so good man. I hope she's wrong.
Now she meant to say nineteen, didn't they make out?

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
I have another thirteen year old story. Unfortunately, a sistant
principal was arrested for asking a student to rub her feet.

Speaker 9 (01:00:52):
She had a thirteen year old child that was at
her school rub her feet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
She didn't think she was massaging them the.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
Right way, so she massaged his arms and that made
this statement like this will help teach you for play
for when you have a girlfriend. We calmed the parents
down and said, look, she's going to be held accountable
for this outrageous conduct.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
God, who's that guy? How does he tied into the story?
I'm assuming that was a police official of some sort engineered. Yeah,
maybe it was the real principle, because that was the
assistant principal. Okay, he's doing that. I think it might
have just been the science teacher. Last time.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
I want to play for you guys. So clearly you
see AI all the time. Now AI artificial intelligence that's everywhere,
not a one. So our new education chief in America,
the person leading the Department of Education is Linda McMahon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yes, Tim McMahon's mom.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
No, Vince McMahon's wife, a wrestler, yes are you Yeah,
A lady who, once again it's important to say, I
literally grew up seeing her get body slammed on TV.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
That two leads the Department of Education. And here she
is doing a speech on AI. Here's how AI is
gonna affect everyone. Ai I AI? Everyone got it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
AI.

Speaker 11 (01:02:16):
There is a school system that's gonna start making sure
that first graders or even pre ks have a one teaching,
you know, every year, starting you know, that far down
in the grades. And that's just a that's a wonderful thing.
Wasn't all that long ago? That is, we're gonna have
internet in our schools. Who now, okay, let's do see
a one and how and how can that be helpful?
How can it be helpful in one on one instruction?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
We're gonna have steak sauce in the schools.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
You know, all we can do is laugh about it
at this point, so she mystic AI with a one
steak sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
She doesn't know what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
We just it sounds like blockchain dot com. It does
sound like black chain co chane com.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Now we're gonna have a one steak sauce in the
lench rooms and they are going to be smarter because
of it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
It's amazing. It is really amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
It's fun all right there. Yeah, there's an audio bubble
bath coming up next. We have another Hawk story. We're
gonna get to it in four minutes. Don't go anywhere.
That's coming up next for me.

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Ah.

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Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
But right now it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
And now it's time for Bason Sweet Day Day, featuring
veteran news anchor Katie f On tweets. Here are the
important stories he's currently tracking from around the world.

Speaker 6 (01:04:13):
All right, I'm gonna take you to the past real quick.
Before we did this story because it involves a hawk.
This is years ago on the Benskin Show. Well, they're
they're flying out at people's heads.

Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I don't really know how you want me to end
the story. I don't know what happens.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
I just want some decent fly down near people's heads
and bloodshed goes everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Don't what do you? May just make something up? What
do you want?

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
Well, I don't even know what the story is. I
just told you what the story was. The stories were hawks.
Yea dive bomb, that's the story. Hawks, eyst They exist,
but they don't always dive bomb, and they are in
Connecticut right now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
And then what happened? Oh look out, everybody, I don't understand.
Coming up next, there's hawks and he's dive b heads.
That's what I turned on my radio and only twelve
segments a day, and look at it, let's get those
cars out there? Was this my life? Was it that
a webbity and I feel like a fifty seven year old?

(01:05:09):
Was it on this stupid show? I don't want to
know what you want. The stories are in your email.
I'm dying, champ Bro, go ahead, I'm sending this one out. No, no, no,
I want to hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
That's what you will.

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
Your idea was that, oh hey guys, there's hawks and
they might flight your head.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
All right, let's move along. Now that was your that
was the idea. That was the reporting. Okay, so you
get the get the gis of it. You's still seem
beaten down by it, Kevin, I am' I hated. It's
my least favorite.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
People bring it up it sucks, and me saying that
makes it worse because people like to pick on me.
But let's go to foggy London town quickly because uh
man by the name of Steve Harris, he had a hawk,
he owned it, but it got loose and this hawk
had escaped and had been swooped down on people. They're
estimating fifty people. I do have a couple of first

(01:06:04):
hand accounts. One man said, every morning we wake up
and see it up in the tree getting braver and braver.
One guy that had been chasing me around the village
when I went for a run and when I got back,
it flew down to the top of my head. A
guy named mister mister Greenlaw theorized that the bird was young,
male and hormonal. He also said the bird was as

(01:06:27):
fat as a barrel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
What trans hawk?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I don't think I have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
It's a problematic. I don't think. Yeah, I mean you don't.
Why is it problematic?

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Well because the hormones. Oh yeah, it's uncertain, and that's
when it starts dive bombing. I understand they're saying this
is a fat dive bombing hawk. Yes, and an escape Eben,
Is this in the villages in Florida?

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Where'd you say?

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
This?

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
Was foggy? London town somewhere in the UK. I don't
really get city. They have weird cities and districts. Seventy
five year old man was taken to the hospital covered
in blood after he felt a smack on the back
of his head. Will walk into work one morning, which
I was like, soon got to work at seventy five.

(01:07:15):
Don't they have the dole over there trying to retire
by then?

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
Another man said, I got whacked over the head yesterday
trying to get in my car. It was getting to
the stage this hawk was attacking people with consistency. Another
situation where it's the only reason we're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Vindicated, I absolutely vindicated.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Yeah, I've been vindicated for years, though, I mean, thank
you for pointing it out again.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
But everyone knows.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
I would think if he had details such as this
when the original story happened, we would have never had that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Matres.

Speaker 6 (01:07:48):
It's not the same story that was from. It's not
the same story. Okay, the story was there's potatious for
this different cocks hawks, but it was half assed reporting though.
Has you agree with that looking back in retrospect from
the outlet that had the story? Okay, yeah, because I'm
you're just a broker, is what the medium is?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
He's a con do it?

Speaker 6 (01:08:15):
Yeah, because you're a Rosio Donald on The Brothers talked regurgitating.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
Yeah, I thought you were out there on the hawk
beat though, Nah, I gave it up all right there.
It is another hawk story that brings KT much much
joy all right, Coming up next, let's talk MAVs DFW
the season from that is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
We all want to end this continue on more basketball
coming up Wednesday night, we'll discuss next.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
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Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
They have at least one more game to play.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
How should fans be looking at the matchup X's and
O's style against Sacramento. Well, you know, I think it's
hard to get a good read on either team. I
think it's more difficult to get a read on the
Mavericks because when's the last time you saw them? I mean,
take Kyrie out of the mix. We know he's done
for the year. When's the last time you saw them

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fully healthy? And you know, you like, they've got older guys.
They're gonna play, Gaffer, They're gonna play lively. They're gonna
play a D They're gonna play Washington. You know, they
have their full compliment of guys, and they're gonna play
the style that you know, defensive intensity, long and all
that stuff. We've only seen it a couple times. I'll

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give you an example. Our buddy follow Ull was pointing
out the Mavericks are twenty fourth in the league in
rebound percentage. Now, don't you think a lot of that
is because the fact that, oh, I don't know, for
like a month and a half they had no sinners.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I mean, so they're gonna have all their guys.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
So, like if you were sitting there looking at the
matchup and go, oh, well, Sacramento is a much better
rebounding team than the Mavericks, are they When the Mavericks
have all those guys out there, are they better? So
I think it's kind of hard to really know what
the Mavericks are going to look like. But having said
all that, would you be surprised if they went out
there Wednesday night just looked worn out and got their
ass kicked? Man, it has been such a difficult season

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mentally physically, they've been all been injured. But I go
through what they What a weird thing to go through
to be at home and have the fans going crazy
for a player on the other team who was your
teammate when the season started.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I tell you what that player told me in line
before the game.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
So we're getting ready to do the broadcast before the game,
and I'm telling you, this is a player that the
fans love. Okay, I'm standing right by the layup line,
a Maverick player, a Maverick player. He goes, Man, all
these people are here, not one of them is here
for us. That's what he thought going into that game.
That's that's what he decided to express to me that
was standing next to him, right so, And I still

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think one of the crappiest things I've ever seen is
the entire crowd chanting fire Nico while Max Christy's trying
to make free thos. I just I mean, I get it, man,
people are upset, but like, maybe think about how you're
who you're impacting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
You know, It's it's tough.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
It's been really tough on everybody, and everyone's pissed and
they just want to express their frustration.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
And these players that are on the team are carrying
the load of it. They're carrying the load of all
two wins. Then we go to Oklahoma City. Let's get it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
It's very possible, dude, because what if you ended up
having to play Memphis. That's the team that you think
you can beat if you're fully healthy, not the team
from yesterday. Let's go he only lost, Bester, do what's
never been done before. It would be amazing if they
could pull these two wins off. If they do, man,
that's those guys are the toughest group.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
My god.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
If they can get it all together to get home
last night, they're gonna fly to Sacramento tomorrow at two
or three o'clock in the afternoon. Sacramento, they're gonna play
at nine o'clock at night Wednesday night, and if they win,
they're gonna turn around and fly to either Memphis or
Golden State without coming home. And if they win that
I don't know if they come home before going to

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Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
It's been a long grind. It's been a long grind
for those guys. There you have it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
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Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Stay tuned for that next