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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
But right now it's time for this. Give me that
news quickie. Yep, quite an intro.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Juwe Young m is the name of a thirty four
year old doctor. He's in trouble, guys, jew is in trouble.
He puts some tiny hidden cameras in the air fresheners
in the bathroom. Is at the doctor's office. Also inside
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a smoke alarm He wasn't caught until he had another
doctor over to his house. Sunderscrabbed dinner at the house
cash and then the doctor noticed that he was being
filmed on the toilet at his house. I guess he
saw it. I'm not sure what happened. His wife was
with him in the bathroom. They were taking the coat
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at the you know, at the dinner.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
So, man, the co dump on one toilet's the most
disgusting thing.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
One toilet. Yeah, man, can't be a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If my wife and I had had his and her toilets,
there's no way we would have lasted.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, he would have been killed.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No couple would have lasted except for that one who
admitted that they do that. That's that Gal's name, Megan. Yeah, Christina.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Would you do hisn't her toilets?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I would not. But this camera thing is freaking me
out because if they're so small that they're in an
air freshener, oh my god. Yeah, you just have to
assume cameras are everywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Too, right, I mean, just think about whatever the reverse
camera is on the back of your car. I mean,
that's a tiny little thing right there by the license plates,
a little butthole camera.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well in this situation, that leads to going, okay, well,
if he's filming us at his house, let's go see
what's going on at the office.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do we know what kind of doctor this is? Anesthesiologist?
Oh my god, he's making people pass out?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Wait, yeah, so if he's the guy who's taking creepy pics,
he also has access to them when they are totally
passed out and no one's around.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Thirty victims twenty one men, nine women, Four were doctors,
twenty six were patients.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
How many had peens?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
This has been by victims, just people he's seen naked
because of cameras at the office. Right, Well, so after
he's caught he goes to trial. How many of the
men have peens? Is that what you asked?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Just?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I mean, there could have been like twenty one men
in this day, and yeah, were they all competing in
men's sports and women's sports?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Says nine were women? It just says nothing about mails. Okay, Okay,
that's not an official term. It's not I've seen it
on some websites before.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's officials.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Those websites don't have an HR department. Yeah, neither do
we that's fair. Who's hr You've.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Seen him running around Carolyn, very busy with the clipboard.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Her name would be Carolyn would uh.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So after he's cot he goes to trial and you
got to defend yourself here though, you gotta have something.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
You could just play guilty. So many would do.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But he's like, man, look, I was using this footage
to compare the genitals of you know, these other people
because I have a tiny penis.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Don't park that, thank you, pull the music out just
in town, just in time. That's the new ending of
the show, or that's what he's gonna walk in and
announce peoples who looks dead in their eyes, a bold
proclamation as he looks coach Michae McCarthy dead in his eye,
and he says, I have a oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Dang it, I too.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm a huge phenis marked.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, that music was up on that one was there.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It was there earlier too.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Then if we're going to use that excuse, I mean,
can't we just get AI to make it sound exactly
like us saying it?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You can, It's true, it exists. Trust me.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I told AI to make me sound like Chris Cornell.
I'm about to get Sound Garden back together, all right.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Brandy Carlisle is gonna handle that. You can't get rid
of her either. So is that a good excuse? Guys, No, No,
not gonna work. No, that's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
You've got to give them a heads up intended. Then
you're gonna be filmed on camera.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Consent is a thing that's needed in this world.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And so he would have to put his arm around
their shoulder and go, listen, what do you say, Kevin
jew the doctor?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What would that doctor say to his friend so we
could get a look at him? You're talking about the
doctor Jue Young?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yep, he would say, let me get another look at yeah. Hey.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
By the way, Uh, I had somebody send me and
every time I say like let's go, they text me
a yearbook picture of a guy and it's his name
is Less go h yeah, And I'm like, I don't
know if you can do that?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah you can. Uh, there was another dude.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I mean it's kind of like my favorite kicker has
a whole young ho Ku going dope. Yeah, I mean
that's kind of that's a great rapper name too Young.
I mean, that's what he's on, that's what he's throwing. Yeah,
he's throwing a young hoku.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Have you ever I'll be quick here. Have you ever
just gone seen a leaderboard with an LPGA tournament right now?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's a weird. It's ten people named kim Oh. Yeah,
it's unbelievable. Did you want to get to your karaoke
herpee story? We'll save it for We'll save it for August.
That's a great team. Herby's a month coming up next.
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