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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the love.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Then it's getting ladies and the white Maybe let us
be nice to you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
To the lady. Life gets crazy, you need to sexperts.
Use let me handle the bad problems for you.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
That's very sexual.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
New study out experts on the street asking women questions,
probably to be used as future family feud questions for
Steve Harvey. Clearly, experts ask two thousand women about the
features they find most attractive in men.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Bulge, Hey, why'd you laugh?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She did laugh.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
That's your opinion. That's totally fine, man, I did not
mean to laugh at your opinion.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
I'm trying to get inside the mind of a woman.
I'm trying to get deep up into trying to get
inside everything. Yeah, and so I thought, that's all I
know is Christina, you can fight it in us. You
used to have a poster of led Zeppelin on your walls,
specifically because of the denim bulges.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
No, not specifically. It's because I love that band, and
it was a gift from a friend. They knew I
loved led Zeppelin, and I thought that poster was awesome
until you guys pointed it out and then I had
to take it down.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I don't even have it hanging up anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did you take it down?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah? One for her now because the bulges was I
don't even have that poster.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Didn't let you put that above the fireplace? Got his
own bulge?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
No, you leaning on the buld saying, and I get it.
Christina pulled me aside and told me she loves a
nice firm ass on a man. Okay, so maybe we
don't have all the answers when it comes to women.
Maybe a woman on our show would actually know more
than we would, not doubt it. Okay, so it's not
the bulgs. What are they hands?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hands? Looking for giant hands because of what it means.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Now you want to go with small hands? No the
guy girl with small hands? Does that makes you feel
better for the video?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Do you want the sound effects? Is that what I thought?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's what you were gonna do? But it's fine.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, I wouldn't prepare for that. Why why do you
want a guy with giant hands?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I didn't say it.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Well, Mike does have giant hands, he said, what's the
first thing women notice on a man?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I mean, yeah, the most attractive features on them.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yes, it's not necessarily the first thing attractive bank balance,
hands not on their bank ballots are on there. I
am ready for what you needed there, Christina Molers, molars.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Clean up today. Ankles, no arms? Guys? Are you guys
are terrible at this? You're telling Christina she's terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Everyone's really been bad at this. Solo Quit yelling in Christina. Man,
she's just a gall out here looking for tight ass.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Number one the most got the most response.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
This is one of those things where you probably just
check off all the boxes that are good for you.
A muscular physique. Of course they want that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's why I always did so well with the ladies.
What does that do for a woman? Now you got muscles? Okay, good,
this is good news. Okay, great, this is good.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I am with someone with it an athletic build.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
But he does say that, he does say that.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Number two a bald head.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, okay, a big win for baldies today.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You don't realize you like it until you do, Like, Oh,
do you like rubbing the top of it?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I wouldn't say I like it, but I do that.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Do you like pushing it down?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That's like how a lot of people do their exercises.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, you don't have to exercise together unless you're trying
to build your couples relationship.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm trying to save you, and I fell in. I
tried to save you, and.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I fell in the sinkhold of my own I don't
I don't need any saving. So a long time ago,
I used to shave my head.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
In fact, I shaved my whole body and I got
a lot of ingrown hairs.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I used to shave my head, and when I met
my wife, I had a shaved head. And that's what
she prefers. She doesn't like me with all this lettuce
up here. She wishes I would just shave my head
because that's how I looked when we met, and that's
what she likes.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's what she remembers, what she remembers before I disappointed
her time and time and time again. Did you really
shave your whole body? No, there's number ten on, there's
number ten on. There's a good hairy chest now.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
No, No, what about Burt Reynolds.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
No, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I huh.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Last night I inked a gray hair out of my chest.
It was about this long and it was the most coarse,
weird material chest pube. Brutal man, it was a chest pube.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Number three blue eyes. Women really loved the blue eyed beauties,
true Christina.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Mike's kind of got bluish green eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, yep. Number four a beard, yes, yeah, okay, bald beard,
that's what they want.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I thought the beard was to cover their gay relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So basically they want a muscular, blue eyed, bald, bearded
fellow with dark hair.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
All right, you go get it from AI because I
don't even know where that exists. Describing number six curly hair, interesting,
is that for a bid or big victory for me?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
So they like bald and curly?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Well, I think that was just like, okay, the number
of respondents that picked.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That bald on top, but mullet pered in the back.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
No, no, no, bald up top, curly right above the jump.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, okay, right, okay, this says curly hair, blonde hair. Wait,
hold on, what is this one before? Blonde hair? Oh?
Dark hair, we've seen that sound like some real basic chicks. Cheekbones,
the cheekbones. They don't want a fat butt, They want
(06:06):
to see the cheekbones. You know who definitely got a
huge face lift.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
John mulaney, what he looks way different than he looked
thirty years ago.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He stopped doing coke. Would that make your cheekbones make
more less sunken in?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Green eyes, hairy chest, tattoos and piercings down at the bottom.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
They've had their day. That was the nineties.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I think they still have their day.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
But oh okay, oh you like study you like a
testicle piercing?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is that? What was was that? A fat?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Albert was a I think it's a Prince Albert. I'm sorry, fout.
Albert's a guy going he pounds his ham because he's
a carpenter. So there you Jesus.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The more we've learned about the piercings of penises and
much more. That's what Ail put in. Man, it's amazing.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
We know so much about women, and we're just grateful
for the opportunity to share it here in the Metroplex.
This is a chance for ladies learn a little something
about themselves by listening nuts and Christina has a little
bit to offer to the conversation too, from the female perspective, but.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Just a little bittle. Thank you Christina, Thank you, guys.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Thank you for your tax money goes to that amazing
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