The Loveshack: Outdated Pet Names

These pet names are outdated and should no longer be used, according to Gen Z

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the love Shack.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Baby, Ben's getting ladies talking love life and a white
Mercedes Wavid. Let us be nice to you.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh it's icing you.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome to the love Shack, Lady. Life can get crazy.
You need two sexperts. Rollinghouse Suze.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Slip had problem.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Do you guys have uh pet names for your wives
over the years, I've talked about mine on the air.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, sugar teas, Okay, that's nice. I usually roll with
ice bitch.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah. Man, I've heard I've seen that video where you
walk You're like, I'm a melty ice bitch and You're
wearing that speedo and you're pumping bout your fists in
the air.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, and she's like all the energy leaves her body.
She's like, oh God, is that video still on YouTube?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, YouTube dot com. Slash Ben, What about you, Kevin?
Uh No, not really.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean hold on, let me ask you guys right
quick though. You guys don't consider mama a pet name,
do you?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah? Okay, I call her mama about a thousand times. Yeah,
I can't say that I had off the top of
my head.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Maybe what about you see any pet names for your lover? No?
I hate pet names, So I think lover is the
dumbest thing. I Have you ever introduced your significant other
is your lover? This is my lover. Dang, I should
do that. That would make everything real awkward. You know
what's fun is to introduce your wife and then introduce

(01:33):
the girl next to you is your lover. And I
just watched the fireworks. I have introduced you as the guzzler. Okay, yeah,
that's good. This is my lover and guzzler Ben.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
So you know, the the whole study that you find out,
what is gen Z the younger generation doing.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
They do a lot of bro.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
They call each other bro, even if you know they're lovers,
but they're bro, you know, because they're they're pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Cool bros that are lovers is brothers? Right? Also queen
and king.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
If you're a world king, are you looking down on
the generation just below you because they're young and they're irritating?
You know?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I think that's just American tradition at this point.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
So what really got my attention in this article though,
was ten pet names for your significant other that gen
Z finds outdated. So you are really crossing the line
if you use one of these things. So far away anyone,
any guesses?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
How about what we just said, lover.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, love on there number ten actually love probably baby, right, babe, babe,
I'll give you babe.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Wait, what what's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Because there's some couples that will just constantly say, babee, babe, babe.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
You are not in a healthy relationship, are you, babe? Chris?
What about yes number three?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Hone honey honey bears good though, I guess that is
one I get called.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's just a father John misty thing. Yeah? Yeah? What
about uh sugar number two?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Sugar and leave off? They are the four letters slang
a slur at the end. Okay, so not sugar teas? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
What about doll? And'll say that's Risina? Christina? Can you
print this doll? Hey, doll? Can you be a doll
and go pick that?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Would you do? Christina? Did you ever say you're getting
old dolled up?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I like that. I like that because I don't ever
it's probably different now that there's love dolls. Yeah, yeah,
what about love doll, love doll? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't see love.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Doll on there by the way, great song, though you'll
only be getting two or three dolls for Christmas this year,
not thirty Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
What about love bucket? Love fucking not on there? That's
a good one.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Receptacle no receptacle When is that ever used outside of
that one shocking term?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Angel?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, Darling, which I think Darling should make a comeback
for the new soccer team Athletico Dallas missed a great
opportunity to be the Garland Darling.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I agree. Well that's what they're that's what their groupies
are going to be. Okay, yeah, we can still save
that the cheerleaders.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's amazing. Bubba Bubba is a love term in prison.
Maybe this is something that freak Jesus says to everybody. Hey,
he sent me a joke yesterday, and it's not important.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's a good story.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, it's important to say on the air, I think,
because it was a pretty good joke. It's all there
here you go. Even if a bear wears socks and shoes,
it still has bear feet. Bubba.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Okay, it's good and it put me in a good
mood to get that good last one. And then really
the only reason we did this. Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Gen Z thinks you can't be calling your significant other muffin.
You can butter that muffin? What about muffy? I like
just muff who's sing muffin? I've never even heard that.
Hey love muff? Have you?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Love muffin was the first thing that came to mind. Well,
I do think you can abbreviate it love muffin.