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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kat did what everybody wants to do. Early on a
Monday morning. He went to a high school graduation. He'll
give us the details coming up. And exactly one hour,
we're moving sports to the bottom of the hour, and
an institution on Sports TV has said goodbye. We'll talk
about all that, but right now it's time for this.
(00:26):
A couple of wild stories for the world of music.
So a few weeks ago, jelly Roll and post Malone
were here. It was post Malone's tour, but jelly Roll
was opening and they were at the AT and T
Stadium and it's a pretty big, pretty big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Had a big tailgate party out there at the Stagium.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
When you think about post Malone's last record was a
country record for the most part, you know, duos with
jelly Roll and Morgan Wallen and Blake Shelton, your guy.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
I love Blake, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So I was thinking, this is the type of thing
that could, in my opinion, only really happened at a
country concert. I don't feel like you'd see this at
a jazz show. I don't feel like you would see
this at a hip hop or rock show.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Was that that they rope a doggy?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, not so much that.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
But a firework hit a lady, Oh firework.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It's caught on video.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Actually, this gal is actually doing the awful concert move
of turning around towards the audience, filming herself, singing at
her phone. Yeah we need so we can see the
performer in the background in the video. When a firework
drills her right on the top of the head, man,
she starts grabbing her head. You can see her hair smoking,
(01:42):
so she you know, she puts it out pretty quick
because it's not like a huge thing. Goes to the
birdscy room get treatment or whatever, and there's a big
burn on her head.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Okay, man, the video that's out there, is it the
one of her filming herself, Like you get to see
her reaction and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, okay, it was just just just hold her head
and then he see her hair smoking. Man, how old
is this gal? She appears to be. I would say
maybe twenty. She could be high school maybe, oh wow,
maybe I could be wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I uh, this is where not growing up in the
country's backfiring on me because I immediately was like, okay,
what kind of a firework does wor it flies through
the air like that and you can shoot it someone.
I immediately could not remember a single name of a
single fire.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Work that Roman candle. But yes, that's is that what
it is? Yeah, Roman candle? Most likely it could be.
You know, it wouldn't be an m AD. You wouldn't
have an MD there. They were more for a noise,
maybe black cat things like that. You wouldn't do something like that. Okay,
Joe Dirt, Now I'm on the candle you could do.
I'm assuming that Jelly Roll didn't shoot it at her, No,
he didn't. It is weird though. It's coming so she's
kind of side stage. So it's something from the Pyro
(02:48):
I think on the show perhaps. Okay, so it's that's
what I'm gonna tell. Do you want to see the
video live on the air, Yeah, I can show it
to you. Yeah, great, got it plugged in and I'll
play the audience.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So the audience.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
She's gonna be singing.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
She doesn't cuss while she's.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Finger on the dump buttons. I'd see the whole.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, do you see the whole?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You can't really hear it very well either, So it's
not worth that. Now here's another thing here, and let's
just say the.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Diameter of the hole is about three or four centimeters
maybe half it nah, maybe half an inch?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
R talking about it's the top of her head.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Man, you know what, it's actually probably about a quarter
of an inch in diameter.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Wouldn't agree, k T Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It's yeah, yeah, it's still big. And listen, someone put
a cigarette out on her head. Yeah you know, now
you can shoot a bottle rocket.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Now if that happened to you, Oh, a bottle rocket.
Those are dude, those are fun, dangerous but fun.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
A country show. Someone could have put a cigarette out
on her head. To be fair, they could have flicked
the cigarette. That would have been a very thick cigarette.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, this is coming in hot. Here's some of the
comments on her video. Though these are always fun. She
should have been given a full reef and merch if
she has no intentions to sue, fill her basket.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Um let's see girl. Get in touch with poster jelly
roll quick.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Seriously, some bad happens to you at a concert, take advantage?
Yeah right, Opportunity doesn't come like this all the time, sir.
Other story I'd like to get to though, hold on,
I want to add on to this. Oh yeah, please,
because you can carry the story. Oh, we're gonna do
back to back music news, right, yeah, all right, I
got a vagina story I gotta get to though, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So I'm looking for it right now on the top
of my forearm, near my elbow. And the thing about
scars is they fade over time. So this is a
scar that I had for I don't know, thirty four
thirty three years. But our friend Jeff Kavanall used to
be on the station when it was The Free.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The late Great Jeff Cavanall.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I used to party really hard with his cousin, Mike
all Right, And I was working with Jeff for about
six months before I even realized they were related, because
Jeff never told me.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Hell maybe it was a year.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
And then one day he said, I saw cousin mikeysterday,
he said all. I was like, wait, what like when
I say, I partied with this guy and been to
We were wild and and there was one time where
he was in the front seat of a car and
I was in the back seat.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
He was shotgun.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I was back seat driver's side and he turned real
quick and he shot a bottle rocket at me from
about a foot away from me, and it went directly
into my forearm and I had a scar. I mean,
you can kind of see it, but it's faded over
thirty four years. But when I saw that her work
(05:43):
going to the back of that chick's head, my first
thought is that my old buddy Mike Kavanaugh was there
at the Jelly Roll show and he just turned and
shot it at her head.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Drunk.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, because the size the size of the mark on
the back of her head was about the size of
the mark I had in my arm.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And this is post malone shift to country, so we
get a country act there and I just think, you
don't see these things.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You don't you show type of thing that would never
happen at Drake.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Probably not another band story. I want to get to
sitting on this one for a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
There's a band in Australia. They go by the name
of Private Function, and Private Function has released a new
vinyl LP that smells just like Gwyneth Paltrow's Poodenda.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
He's so proud of himself. What about you crack yourself up?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That's my favorite. Someone's got to laugh, you know. So
this new album is titled.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Wait he just did the emoji. That's shrugging.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's the album.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It has been made available in scratch and sniff, Yes,
and it evokes.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The scent.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Of the creator of Goop, Twyneth Paltrow. She made her
badge candles.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So when did scratch and sniffets vinyls out of DJ
scratching and like you do the crossfade the scratch and
then the smell comes out of it off the needle.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
J's like, no, please stop playing this song. So I'm
the question is that is that what they did?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
They got those candles, I'm sure melted them and then
put them in.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
The exactly melted it into the wax.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, you nailed it, because from one guitarist to another,
the guitarist Lauren Hester in this band said the band
was inspired by the this smells like my vagina candle
that you could buy on Goop, which the wax is
the allegedly the scent of Gwyneth Paltrow's.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Have you guys ever smelled it? Bottom not not Gwyneth
Paltrow with the candle?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, huh, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Would you do that for the show?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Buy the candle, I'll buy the candle you light it
and smell it. Do you want to see what Mike
said that?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You know those candles are going for like seven hundred
bucks each? Why we are so dumb?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
We are so dumb? And then also tariffs.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What if Mike? What if Mike were to walk in
and you had it lit and he goes, God, this
smells just like going to the Baltros V.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And he knew it. I made my ribs hurt.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
On man, I don't want a candle? Do you want
to I don't want.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Any part of it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Do you want to keep doing music news?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, all right? Why don't you tease something KT.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
This gal allegedly is the most savage entertainment star in
the world, And I'll tell you why next.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
All right, that's coming up next.