Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Do you guys remember a few weeks ago when I
played audio of Seth Myers on Amy Poehler's podcast talking
about Andy Sandberg's dog. Yes, yes, I just quickly set
this up real quick and I'll play it just to
rehash earlier.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Before you came in, I was zooming with Seth Myers,
who you know you guys have.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
A very well By the way, dude, have you heard
that Frisbee died?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Don't even play because I'll be so happy. I will
never back off that that dog sucks.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, so he's like today I've learned that Frisbee Seth
Myers dog has actually passed away yesterday on Andy Sandberg's birthday.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
You can't make it up.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Why why did he say the dog sucks? Like some
dogs do suck, but it's a small minority of those dogs.
But why does this dog suck? He explains it right here.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Actually, I know this is like, I know this is
a good vibes cast, so I don't even want to
bring that energy.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
You're right, I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have mentioned.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
That that dog is like a rat carcass.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Seth wanted me to pity died.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I am.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I am trying to figure out what something special I
can do. When Frisbee does finally pass on, you should.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Do like a memorial video that's about how much that
dog sucks.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
He's gonna have to do something now. But what what? Okay?
He just thought it was an ugly dog. Yeah, I
looked at it. It is an ugly dog. It's a
terrible dog.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
There's very few small dogs that are great, though some are.
I know, Ben, you've got a small dog that's badass.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
My small dog is the goat.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
But most little dogs just bark constantly because the world
intimidates them, so they have to pretend like it doesn't.
They're always flying off their leash, barking at everything. They're
out of control. That's just the general vibe of most
little dogs. I don't know, man, little to me, little
dogs little poop.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But big dogs are so worth it. They're the best.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That what's wrong with the dogs looks It looks like
a tiny little miniature greyhound or something.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
It looks like a mouse. Here's what I'd say about
that dog. It doesn't look as rat carcassy as I
thought it would. But that dog looks stiff.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
It does.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Look, you know what I'm saying, a lot of times
the poodles. The poodles act like they don't have any
you know, hinges, and their elbows are knees. You they're
just so stiff. That dog looks like a little stiff dog.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I mean a dog a dog. Look, one of my
dogs is an outlaw. One of my dogs sucks, So
I can relate to having a dog that sucks. He
digs in the trash, he'll pull trash bags out of
the can, out of the trash can just you know,
go through him in the living room. If he gets outside,
he runs off. He just barks at everything. That dog
(03:13):
is a total pain in the ass. I get that
that dog sucks, but I don't understand why you think
someone else's dog sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
If you say it from the beginning, though, and you
gotta stick with it no matter what.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Yeah, I'm not coming off that one. Yeah, never pull
off the bit.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Colt's preseason game like where this is going quarterback and
play was Jason Bean, Let's go to work.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Here, go to.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Work, and Riley Leonard's done. It's gonna be Beaner.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Jason Bean's gonna get his first year the second year
with the team.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I don't know if we just casually call people that. No,
let me say this.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
No, he lives closer to the Canadian border where they
put er on the end of everything.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah, it's just kind of their thing. So I don't
think he was thinking about our region.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Okay, like hockey player? Yeah yeah, played again?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Uh okay, okay, okay, hold on, I don't think I
deleted it from my queue. I think I can play
it right now. You talking about when the Colts announcer
and Jason.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Bean want to hear it anymore. I've got it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Let's go to the work here, go to work, and
it's gonna be Beaner.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Jason Bean's gonna get his first year the second year
with the team.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Kind of forcing the nickname too. You said it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It's just the old sports cliche nickname where everyone's got
to have a nickname.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, we gotta get a nickname on this guy.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
The other guy said Beans, you know, to make sure
it's like, dude, I don't think that's okay.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Beans is good?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Is there anything you guys say to your wife when
they're on your ass about something.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
I'll just say honey, I can't hear you. There's a
ballgag in your mouth. Jesus, I just still have to
make a pop pie. So I've I hate us.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I've watched, I've watched over the last I watched an
episode today three days of Breaking Bad from the beginning,
and I'm not saying we're gonna do this because oh
when I went to Colorado, I ran to my friend Rylan,
who he went to show with me. But Royland's like,
I never saw bring bed and I was like, oh,
you were one of the lucky ones because you can
start with better call Saul. Do it that way, Oh,
(05:15):
then do Breaking Bad. He's like, I'm absolutely gonna do that.
Thanks for the recommendation.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Great, wonderful.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
But then I got my head spinout Breaking Bad. In
episode two, when Walt and Jesse have killed those first
two guys in the first pilot, Walt's wife Skyler goes
to the house to find She finds out basically Wal
hasn't told her that he has cancer. But she's like,
you're acting weird and he's like, okay, I've been buying
pot from Jesse Pinkman, all right. So Skyler is riding
(05:42):
him about this and then he said something that I
say all the time. This is one of my favorite
things to say to get someone to stop hounding you.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Who is this Jesse Pinkman?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
To you?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
He sells me pot, What are you like?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Sixteen years old?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Your brother in law is a Dea agent? What is
wrong with you? Skyler?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What I need is for you to climb down out
of my ass? Can you do that? You do that
for me, honey? Are you please just once get off
my ass? You know I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I really would get off my ass. Yeah, I remember,
she was so annoying. That just reminded me. All sucks.
She sucks worse than that dog. All right, there you
have it.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
There is the audio bubble bath coming up next around
the sports We're about three minutes away. Have shots been
fired at DAK we'll discuss that