Baconators & Alligators

"What do you do when a drunk woman walks through a Popeyes drive-thru demanding a Baconator—and an alligator tries to eat your dog?"In this outrageous and laugh-filled segment of The Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray take listeners on a wild ride through the latest batch of Florida madness. From fast-food confusion to reptilian brawls, this episode is a masterclass in storytelling, absurdity, and the kind of unpredictable comedy only this crew can deliver.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Down to flo.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Shadow state. You uh, Florida's known for their fair share
of crazies or the media as the one, as the

(00:27):
one who has pushed that agenda. Maybe all states have
their fair shore of crazies, but it does seem like
Florida is the one. Maybe it's just because if I
wonder if when back in the day when they made
that Twitter account, if they just did like at Wyoming man,
you know, and that account took off, maybe we would
think Wyoming is like a rough place.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I think it's Florida, right.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I think there are those crazy people just in the
outskirts of every single state. They just don't get highlighted
as much as like you said, Florida man on Twitter,
you can't have a tall man or Nebraska man think so.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I think Florida is the worst for this. I think
Florida it's just crazy town at Kansas woman. That's not
to say everyone in Florida's crazy, obviously, but there's so much, yeah,
ridiculousness that happens there.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
They definitely got nickel backed and cold plated. Yeah, because
if things happen everywhere. He's like, I don't know, there's
there's a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I think it happens there more than anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I think it does too. Again, take that out on
the media though, if you want. Okay, so, uh, this
lady clearly hammered, and she's going to a drive through
by foot, you know, which is you don't see this
very often, you guys ever gone to a drive through?
Just walked up to it, thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I've definitely thought about.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It, definitely my college.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yet I know my daughter did it recently. So you
just a walk through in line?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah? Well, she is at a Popeyes. Okay, a Popeyes.
Now listen closer to the menu item that she's ordering.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I just love the order that I can't hear. Where
the whole mess of bacon?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Who?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
How you got here? You want there?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
You want to give me a fist blom for wed
I'm from California.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
They give you.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, that's right, they got to.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I just want a baconator meals. We do bacon meal,
all right, Okay, let's go, let's go.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I think that's some type of authority there. She wanted
a baconator, had Popeyes.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So she thought she was at a Burger King? Is
that where they have the baconator or Wendy's Uh, baconator
is windy.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yes, that audio makes me feel so bad for fast
food workers who have to work on weeknights overnight, but
also for bartenders, Like bartenders deal with this on a
day fasis.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
All the time, how dude.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
And it's like others like late night they stay up,
Taco bell whatever, stays up until four a m.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Right the damn near twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I remember one time I swunk to their and that
they were like, oh yeah, they're like in a bad mood,
I guess, and they're like, oh, I've been here, like
the times were messed up. But her shift, she just
got to work. It was like ten o'clock at night,
and I was like, what's time you get off?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
He's like four.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
You can't ask her that. Kat.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, I think you could ask. I mean I think,
like do hippo laws, you can make it happen, but
you can't ask about it and draft soers you can ask, right.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Uh. Also in Florida, they have alligators. We don't have
too many around here, although be watching out. I predicted more.
I predict more alligator stories in DFW in the next decade. Okay,
mark that September sixteenth, twenty five. Okay, but this lady
had a dog that was getting chopped up by an alligator.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
I heard a squeal and I got pulled. The alligator
had him by his air tag and drags him, and
I just punched and punched and punched, and I punched
him in the eye enough that he kind of let go,
Like he unclamped a little and I pulled out, but
his teeth were like here and just drug down my arm.

(04:03):
Be careful with you dogs. You know these alligators are
no joke. I mean fifteen feet. He came out to
get them.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
She sounds like Steve O.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Joke.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
So did the She rescued the dog, rescue the dog,
but she got bit. Okay, well the teeth I got
her on the arm and the alligator on the arm.
But the strategy, and you see this with the sharks, right, I.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Feel like I would kick it rather than punch it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
You know that's smarter.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
You have more power in your leg too.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, And it'd be better to have a peg leg
than a nub on for an arm. I think right,
it would dominant arm. I mean for you, you could
still be in oatmeal pizza. If you had like a
pirate leg, yeah, they got a blind.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Do that.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
We bring so many more people to shows, But if you.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Had like a pirate hook, probably couldn't play with the
skill and precision you'll need. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah right sure?
And how did an alligator? That's a subpar alligator. If
an alligator bites your arm, usually they're they're gonna roll
around and just rip that arm out of socket, or
rip it right off, or pull you into water or

(05:16):
something like how did it bite in? Because the teeth
aren't sharp, it's like marbles almost, but they have all
that bite pressure pressure.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, from the jaw. Yeah yeah, well no, I think
you might have just been trying to play. They're dumb,
right all right?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
There is Kevin Turner with the Florida Report coming up
next in just about three minutes. Don't go anywhere. Is
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