VIP Parking Drama

"What do you do when someone parks in your reserved spot?In this hilariously petty and wildly entertaining episode of The Ben and Skin Show, your favorite crew—Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray—broadcasts live from the iconic Original Roy Hutchins Barbecue in Trophy Club, celebrating Texas Twinkie Day with giveaways, BBQ royalty, and a whole lot of laughs.Ben and Skin unveil their latest weapon in the war on parking violators: massive yellow “Parking Violation” stickers that threaten towing, booting, and public shame.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, it is the world famous Ben and Skin Show
coming to you live from the original Roy Hutchins Barbecue
and Trophy Club. Coming up here in a bit, we're
gonna get into how shot he's gonna deal with the
sun in cussing the cowboys. But gentlemen, I would like
to present you with something we have mentioned, something that
has been a problem in our lives. It's definitely high
flutant problems because it's having it. Yep, no, when somebody,

(00:25):
excuse me, when somebody is parked in your parking space.
If you have a reserve sparking space, you have very
limited options. Skin walk through what you're looking at there.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
This is a binder, but it's a small binder and
it says parking violations warning on the front from my
parkingpermit dot com. Oh and it's okay, it's a sticker. Oh,
these are stickers, stickers that you could put on people's

(00:54):
car when they've parked into your parking spot. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Great.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
For the under one percent of our audience that has
reserve parking, it's probably less of that. It's probably less
than it's probably just me and Ben in the whole metroplex.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Like, let's explain.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna take those to
iHeart and give them to the security guard.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
So the car.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Let me just say that these are probably a solid
four by six inches and these are big yellow stickers
warning you have parked in a private parking area. Your
license number has been noted and is recorded. If this
vehicle is parked in this area again, we will have
it towed away or booted at your expense.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Bitch, I'm old enough to remember back when you guys
were underdogs and just now, no we're not. We're not
with the common folk. We have reserved parking served.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Where did you get that?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
So we have we have at work, we have reserve parking. Well,
let's skin and I have another. You guys, and you guys,
you have to you have to park with the commoners.
But we have a VIP service red carpet.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We just show up in our fur coats and sunglasses
and just kind of gallivant into the building with complete
ease and convenience. Yeah, but so why I get down there?
It's almost parked in your spot, and you're like, I
don't even know what to do? What do I do?
Just parking this fire lane. How do I go on
with my life? And so then you got to go
to the front desk report them. Then they come down
put a sticker on the car. Now I found out,

(02:29):
my wife goes, what you bought your own stickers? Okay,
So not only do we have this, they're huge, They're huge.
This would be such a pain in the ass to
have somebody put this on your car. So now I've
got about seventy of them and you're welcome to use some. Yeah.
And so we have another company that we just launched
recently and it's it's not roller down in that we're visiting.

(02:50):
It's another business. And we have one reserve parking spot.
Now it says on the sign reserved for mat Blank
our company, and so that will So then I went
and got another sign made and have someone attach it
to it that says you will be towed in here.
And people are still parking there. Yeah, now that I

(03:10):
got these stickers, dude, is on.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
You know why people are parking there, right? They think
they can get in and out of the vape shop
in three minutes. There'd be enough time to tow me.
So now they're gonna get a big yellow sticker. See
what I used to do is I used to put
on brass knuckles, break their glass and put a window
in the driver's seat that said warning, parked in my slot,
don't do it again. But this is much easier.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It is much easier. Yeah, I am gonna take a
couple and prank my neighbors. Okay, yeah, I go right out.
Treat yourself to a couple of those. That's pretty nice though.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Right when I pull into the parking garage, I circle
a few times waiting on someone to leave, and then
I just go down to the second or.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Third floor like everyone else. Oh no, we can't be inconvenience.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I cannot ride one extra elevator floor. Sir, I am
in a hurry to broadcast.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
We are some high rolling parkers. Yeah, it's It's one
of the only perks we have here.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Is there is literally an entire flo war right below us,
with nobody barking his name. But if someone's in our
one spot, we fall to piece.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't ask for concert tickets. I don't need anything
for my home.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You asked John Daniels for concert tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't ask. iHeart for him. All I need is
this one reserve spot and I'm fine, and if someone
else has parked in it, that's a major violation. All right.
Coming up next, we're gonna talk a little Dallas Cowboys
football line from the original Roy Hutcheons Barbecue Trophy Club,
where you still can get out here and red sture
to win free Texas Twinkies for an entire year. In fact,

(04:35):
three people are gonna win. When our show's over at six,
they're gonna keep going till they close the door. So
it's open all night because today is national uh Texas
Twinkie Day. So get out here and get your get
your get yourself enter to win free Texas twinkies for
an entire year. All right. Coming up next, cussing the Cowboys.