November 21, 2025 • 17 mins
“Do the Eagles have the mental fortitude to win a championship—or are they just barking dogs?” That’s the question that kicks off one of the most outrageous and laugh-out-loud episodes of The Ben and Skin Show yet.Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray take you inside their favorite bit of all time: Mosquito and The Hulk, a fake sports talk show so bizarre it almost feels real. The prank? Interviewing an unsuspecting sports journalist while playing two of the strangest radio personalities ever imagined—Mike “The Mosquito” Moscado (wired on caffeine and chaos) and The Hulk (a 600-pound weight-loss warrior fueled by MetaLiquid shakes and raw emotion).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're going to end the show this week with something
incredibly fun.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my favorite thing we've ever done.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
We do these fake radio shows, and we like to
prank people, and the audience is in on the prank,
and we're in on the prank. The only person not
in on it is the person being interviewed. We're making
fun of sports talk radio and sports journalists and just
how wacky this whole stupid industry is. And so we
put together these fake shows that are so weird that
they're almost real enough to be taken seriously. And so
(00:28):
you can just hear how weird it is for the
people we're interviewing. This is Mosquito and the Hulk. The
Hulk is like six hundred pounds. Mike, the Moscato Mosquito
or whatever is like like the Mosquito Masquye. He's done
a bunch of cocaine in his career. And they are
the oddest pairing of those ever. And we just put
this poor guy, Kevin Brostick through a horrible time. Here
(00:48):
we go, crank it up the wayback machine.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Ohmfos, It's time to go into the bitten schedule. Wayback Machine.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome back into the lunch time buffet. Everybody get their
grub on with sports, except for the Hulk because as
you know, he's been on his weight loss journey with
Meta Liquid. The lose fast weight loss shakes Hulk. When
we started this, bad Boy, you'd let yourself go board
the normal you're up there at five eighty five.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Where are you sitting today? Big Boy?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Now down to five seventy nine. So when that second
number is not an eight, I feeling good.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's huge, huge losing six pounds here the first three
weeks of big Meta Liquid all right from stadium rat
is our new hobe, Kevin brostech Kevin, how we do
it today?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Hey, I'm doing outstanding. Yeah, Eagles Nation is beyond excited
for this.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Have the Eagles been properly tested yet?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I mean, I think the forty nine Ers defense was
like the perfect test for them. It's like they were aggressive.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, my question is focused on a different aspect of
the game, and I want to know does this team,
to a man have the mental fortitude to win a championship?
Because if because well the reason I'm asking is because
I've been in the trenches, as John Madden said, the
big ug Lies. That's where I dominated, and so for me,
(02:15):
it's like, I you know, do mentally? I mean, I
know thee dogs. You know there's dogs in the locker room,
and that's some that ain't dogs. They're just barking. And
so I want to know if the game is on
the line, preach, you look up in the stands and
somebody holding the billboard say you suck? Do you have
can you focus back in on the game mentally to
(02:39):
prevent Kevin? Because if you can't, you can't, you can't
win it all. So are they strong enough mentally Kevin?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I think the Eagles. Yeah, they got the mental toughness
and the right leadership to be able to go in
and win the Super Bowl Championship.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm just saying, like, mentally, do we have the forty two? Mentally?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Which player are we talking about? Kevin Hurt?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yes, he goes down to his quarter back. Yep, he
didn't have his best game, but he didn't make any
of the mental mistakes, right quarterback.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
That's what I'm saying because he talking about Bitterly Hult.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's the turnovers and the mental.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mistakes that's what's gonna get you every time Kevin, it's
the middle of mistakes talking to Kevin Bristech. He is
a He's a big part of stadium rat you can
find about the internet. Joining us is a lunch time
buffet brought to you by Better Liquid Weight loss shakes
lose a.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Lot for me, Man, I can't think of them enough.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Over there, just like the whole what did you have
for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Man, you put me on the spot. And man, Kevin
don't want to hear that?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Kevin, do you want to hear with the whole cad
for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What'd you have?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Come on, Kevin? Man, don't let Steve thing man.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Kevin's here to support the lunch tie buffet.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, let me ask our special guests, Kevin, what you
have for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I just had not just the basic start, just a
granola bar, banana and coffee to get on my way
to work.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That sounds awful, Kevin. That sounded like an appetizer to
my breakfast. I think that'd give you the ruds. You
ever get the runs, Kevin?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
You know good?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, I never do. It's like I'm a runner myself.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You're healthy, You're healthy. Get anything well, what's the last
time you read?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't I don't like to run.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Ran on on Saturday mornings. So every weekend I try
to go out for like an eight to ten mile run.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Let's go. That's what I'm talking about, Kevin Kenny.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
That sounds like utter misery.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
How old a man are you, Kevin, I'm twenty seven
years old.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
My cousin used to go running. He called it jogging.
If you run too much, the shirt chafe your nipple
and they like you're actually make it bleed, right right, Kevin?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You ever had bloody nipples?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Kevin? You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I don't think I have like I've been. I've been
a runner pretty much pretty much all my life, and
it's just something I'm I guess my body's gotten used
to toughness to be able to go.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Are you saying your dibbles are resistant to blood?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Saying that don't have it? Everybody just have it? To
my cousin, yeah yeah, fly eagles fly, Yeah, fly eagles fly.
But back to metal liquid for breakfast. It's no cars,
So I had half dozen eggs get.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
That protein for breakfast. It's like that's usually what I'm
gonna have after if I run first in.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
The morning, and if you would let the hope what
he had for breath, protein in.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And protein out in your field, man, Kevin, I can
have bacon and sausage and things like that because there's
no bread. The thing I can't have is the biscuit.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
All right, let's get back to the game.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hop.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
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Speaker 4 (05:43):
What do you got their.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hope, Michael, I'm gonna be my signature raw moment.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, everybody sat back, the hoax about the roar the lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
The only thing I got in my life is this show.
I do my signature hope raw, and they try to
take it away from me. But I'm gonna keep doing it.
And if you think this is a good point, I
want you to hulk raw rah holk, I just graw
like that. Do you feel a little bit guilty going
to the Super Bowl knowing that it should probably be
the Dallas Cowboys playing in that Super Bowl?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I don't feel guilty at all.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But you got to give your signature raw. You gotta
go raw right, Let's go. But after you do the Raw,
you gotta do the Hulk. Okay, that's the signature braw.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Okay, So can you can you start from that? What
is you go down like raw?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Hope?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Coming up next the
Fiery conclusion of our interview with Kevin Brostake. The Mosquito
and the Hulk are next, and here we go the
final segment of the show, the Fiery Conclusion to Mosquito
and the Hulk with Kevin Brostak. This segment's brought to
you by Rollertown Beer Works in Frisco, Texas. That is
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(06:54):
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(07:36):
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So come see us this weekend at Rollertown Beer Works
in Frisco, Texas. But right now it's time for the
fiery conclusion of this Mosquito in the Hulk bit with
Kevin Brosteak.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But you got to give your signature role. If you
all make a point. You dunked on me and I
tried to dunk on you. You gotta go ra rah, Yeah,
let's go. But after you do the role, you got
to do the Hulk. Okay, that's the signature brow Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
So can you can you start from that?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What is you go down?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Like?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Rah?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Hope, give it give them a lug or what hold?
Give them what it really really comes from your whole day.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
So it's roar. And then you said Holk, can you
spot on next?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I say it right, yeah, h.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
U lka like the Incredible Hope.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
So you said h o LT Yeah, h o.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
LT just the incredible Holt just like the TV show
from the late seventies, the comic book the Incredible Holt.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Okay, so then it's rare and then.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Hope, Yes, yes, a real lugo. Okay did you say Holt?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Ye? It's like the Green Hulk. We can edit this
the Hulk from the cartoon. It called me the Hope
because I'm big and I.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Get mad and make it really okay, hold on longer,
though longer in three two would go all right, do it,
but really put some DUTs into it, like reach down
deep into your Lloyd's and let it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Let it rip, man, bring it all right?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Could you really though? Del the head like just g.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Are you saying Hulk at the end?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Though, Cam, I think you're saying Holk.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Cam are you saying Hulk? Ain't u l K like
the incredible Hulk?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Make it incredible?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Okay, all right, I'll do it here.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, you hit a button on your foe there and
it and it beamed. If you wouldn't bide, you know,
just one more time, like really, just let it go.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Let's go as you're making me think the Eagles are
gonna win. Man, you making me feel that fly eagle
fly energy for me. I never thought I'd be able
to fly again.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
The eagle shot it. It's like got to find a
way stopping my homes and Kelfy, it's like.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Talking to Kevin bro Steak Steadium brat Kevin. And one
of the things we do with the lunch time buffet
is we like to.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh my god, I'm sorry. I know I said I
wouldn't do it again.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I'm very sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I apologize. Smell really bad.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
It does.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh that smell bad even to me. You're not like mine.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh my god, it smells like an autops here. Yeah, no,
that's not good, Kevin. You have to everybody do it.
It's part of life.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'm sorry, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I've rattled, the hulk has farted, so it is absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I think I can taste it.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I think I can smell it over here.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh no, yeah, man, don't do me like that now. Man,
come on, man, we gotta stick that due that du
smell bad. Though. That's bad. That's really bad. We should
take a break it We're gonna throw up. Sincerely, gentlemen,
I apologize for my lack of professionalism. I told all
program director I would stop farting here in this tiny
little studio. It's unprofessional. But the folks that Meta liquid
(11:16):
told me it would be part of the side effects
of the body transformation I'm trying to go through.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
So is the liquid part of beta liquid a liquid fart?
This is not a shark, is it? Unfortunately I did
it again. I'm gonna need to leave, but.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You got my god, you pets, you guys.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Continue the rest of the interview. Kevin, I'm sorry for
my lack of professionalism. I'm going through some things right now.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Oh god, it smells so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I keep some underwear at my desk, so I'm gonna
go change real quick. And but thank you man, I
fly goes fly Man.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
It smells so bad.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Have you ever felt a smart fart so bad that
it's it's like your eyes become hot?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You know, you feel the heat the heat between in you?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well, last question, though, do you do you do you really?
Do you believe in your team?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, that's a good question, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I absolutely do. I think this is a special team
that that the Eagles put out this year.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I mean, you know, I mean I was gonna leave
now I can't stop it from coming out. I'm out
of here. Hey, Kevin, thank you, man.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I gotta go, Christina, could you heade?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's gonna yeah, we gotta have to, Kevin, he has
covered and were gonna have to wrap up. This is
just horrible. Uh, but thank you?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Can we edit all of this out, Christina? But I
do Kevin hear me, Kevin, Jesus christ please leave?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Kevin? I hear you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I just want to apologize. I wasn't trying to be unprofessional,
but uh, the metal liquid diety causes long sorts of
chaos and my guns.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Hold on, hold on, I think I have to fur out.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That was wild.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know they say they say yods are contagious. I wild,
your farts are contagious.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I love you, man, Thank you for the time. Man,
you too, I love you too. All right back, Kevin,
go Eagles man, much respect, my friend.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
What are you gonna do now, Kevin?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I mean I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks
of attention that's gonna be put on. The shout off
the Eagles, NFC champs, and uh she even bring the
Super Bowl home second in franchise history. It's like, I
want to see it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Mm hm.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Oh the smell that from over.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Here, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Hell you?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh my god, I left my cell phone in here.
I came back in here. Man, it smells so bad
cat that I'm I'm gonna get my phone. Man, bring
it out when you leave the studio.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
M Is this what it smells like in Dallas?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Oh man?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
What'd you do there? Yeah, Kevin, Man, I'm starting to
smell now. H oh wow, what's going on in Dallas?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Oh man, I can smell it over here. Pez Man,
what'd you eat today?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hello, Kevin? Can you hear me? What's your biggest concern
going into the game.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I think the biggest concern for me is how we're
gonna stop Kansas City's biggest gamemakers, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce,
like one of the things that we struggled with, like
as soon as like Nick Sirianni took over in twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Hey man, you like you? I like you.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You like sports, don't you? You love sports? You love sports, man,
I love it. I respect big sports.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Then all right, Kevin, we're gonna go down, all right,
all right, great talking with us.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
You goodbye, Kevin, say bye to the Hulk.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Kevin, Ye, all right? Later Hawk?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
No, no, no, it's Hulk.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I think you said Hawk later, Hulk?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Thank you man, good? I love you. Take care all right?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Great?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Tell you he'll be a part of it.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Tell him you love him, all right, Love you, Hulk.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Hulk, Thank you man. That means him. That means a lot.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Kevin?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That is so weird? You like it weird, don't you?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Times you gotta turn up the weirdness a little bit,
a boy, when the gillet gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Kevin, do you have an amazing stabita?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Are you talking?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
If you have?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Good to be a part of it. It's like, let's
let's go Eagles, take home the championship and keep it going.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Man.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's an amazing side off, do you miute? If we
use that to all of our.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Shows, that's fun.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, all right, don't have any copyright infringement.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go a hooker.
I'll catch you later, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
All right, sounds good. I'm gonna get ready to watch
the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Now, that is my favorite thing we've ever done, so
ridiculously stupid. All right, thanks for listening to the Ben
and Skin show today. Don't forget We're off next week.
We'll play best of hits on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
On Thursday and Friday, will just play music. Speaking of
playing music in a stick around and playing music tonight, Kray,
just for a bit before those masks.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
All right, just for a bit.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And it reminds me of the time that Kat once
looked Kevin brostick right in his eyes, looked deep in
his soul, and Kat said.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
They changed things on as quick on this world.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So enjoy you every minute while you have it.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Coming up next, one of the stars of Oatmeal Pizza
performing Saturday night at will Call deep Ell and Block Party,
Christina kra Cornbread Ray.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Here you going well, so I'm gonna get some cheeks
after this horse powerge joint asking enough
We're going to end the show this week with something
incredibly fun.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's my favorite thing we've ever done.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
We do these fake radio shows, and we like to
prank people, and the audience is in on the prank,
and we're in on the prank. The only person not
in on it is the person being interviewed. We're making
fun of sports talk radio and sports journalists and just
how wacky this whole stupid industry is. And so we
put together these fake shows that are so weird that
they're almost real enough to be taken seriously. And so
(00:28):
you can just hear how weird it is for the
people we're interviewing. This is Mosquito and the Hulk. The
Hulk is like six hundred pounds. Mike, the Moscato Mosquito
or whatever is like like the Mosquito Masquye. He's done
a bunch of cocaine in his career. And they are
the oddest pairing of those ever. And we just put
this poor guy, Kevin Brostick through a horrible time. Here
(00:48):
we go, crank it up the wayback machine.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Ohmfos, It's time to go into the bitten schedule. Wayback Machine.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Welcome back into the lunch time buffet. Everybody get their
grub on with sports, except for the Hulk because as
you know, he's been on his weight loss journey with
Meta Liquid. The lose fast weight loss shakes Hulk. When
we started this, bad Boy, you'd let yourself go board
the normal you're up there at five eighty five.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Where are you sitting today? Big Boy?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Now down to five seventy nine. So when that second
number is not an eight, I feeling good.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
That's huge, huge losing six pounds here the first three
weeks of big Meta Liquid all right from stadium rat
is our new hobe, Kevin brostech Kevin, how we do
it today?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Hey, I'm doing outstanding. Yeah, Eagles Nation is beyond excited
for this.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Have the Eagles been properly tested yet?
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I mean, I think the forty nine Ers defense was
like the perfect test for them. It's like they were aggressive.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, my question is focused on a different aspect of
the game, and I want to know does this team,
to a man have the mental fortitude to win a championship?
Because if because well the reason I'm asking is because
I've been in the trenches, as John Madden said, the
big ug Lies. That's where I dominated, and so for me,
(02:15):
it's like, I you know, do mentally? I mean, I
know thee dogs. You know there's dogs in the locker room,
and that's some that ain't dogs. They're just barking. And
so I want to know if the game is on
the line, preach, you look up in the stands and
somebody holding the billboard say you suck? Do you have
can you focus back in on the game mentally to
(02:39):
prevent Kevin? Because if you can't, you can't, you can't
win it all. So are they strong enough mentally Kevin?
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I think the Eagles. Yeah, they got the mental toughness
and the right leadership to be able to go in
and win the Super Bowl Championship.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm just saying, like, mentally, do we have the forty two? Mentally?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Which player are we talking about? Kevin Hurt?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Yes, he goes down to his quarter back. Yep, he
didn't have his best game, but he didn't make any
of the mental mistakes, right quarterback.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
That's what I'm saying because he talking about Bitterly Hult.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's the turnovers and the mental.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mistakes that's what's gonna get you every time Kevin, it's
the middle of mistakes talking to Kevin Bristech. He is
a He's a big part of stadium rat you can
find about the internet. Joining us is a lunch time
buffet brought to you by Better Liquid Weight loss shakes
lose a.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Lot for me, Man, I can't think of them enough.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Over there, just like the whole what did you have
for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Man, you put me on the spot. And man, Kevin
don't want to hear that?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Kevin, do you want to hear with the whole cad
for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What'd you have?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Come on, Kevin? Man, don't let Steve thing man.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Kevin's here to support the lunch tie buffet.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Well, let me ask our special guests, Kevin, what you
have for breakfast this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I just had not just the basic start, just a
granola bar, banana and coffee to get on my way
to work.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That sounds awful, Kevin. That sounded like an appetizer to
my breakfast. I think that'd give you the ruds. You
ever get the runs, Kevin?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
You know good?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, I never do. It's like I'm a runner myself.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
You're healthy, You're healthy. Get anything well, what's the last
time you read?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't I don't like to run.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Ran on on Saturday mornings. So every weekend I try
to go out for like an eight to ten mile run.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Let's go. That's what I'm talking about, Kevin Kenny.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
That sounds like utter misery.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
How old a man are you, Kevin, I'm twenty seven
years old.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
My cousin used to go running. He called it jogging.
If you run too much, the shirt chafe your nipple
and they like you're actually make it bleed, right right, Kevin?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You ever had bloody nipples?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Kevin? You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I don't think I have like I've been. I've been
a runner pretty much pretty much all my life, and
it's just something I'm I guess my body's gotten used
to toughness to be able to go.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Are you saying your dibbles are resistant to blood?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Saying that don't have it? Everybody just have it? To
my cousin, yeah yeah, fly eagles fly, Yeah, fly eagles fly.
But back to metal liquid for breakfast. It's no cars,
So I had half dozen eggs get.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
That protein for breakfast. It's like that's usually what I'm
gonna have after if I run first in.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
The morning, and if you would let the hope what
he had for breath, protein in.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
And protein out in your field, man, Kevin, I can
have bacon and sausage and things like that because there's
no bread. The thing I can't have is the biscuit.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
All right, let's get back to the game.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hop.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
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Speaker 4 (05:43):
What do you got their.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Hope, Michael, I'm gonna be my signature raw moment.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh, everybody sat back, the hoax about the roar the lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
The only thing I got in my life is this show.
I do my signature hope raw, and they try to
take it away from me. But I'm gonna keep doing it.
And if you think this is a good point, I
want you to hulk raw rah holk, I just graw
like that. Do you feel a little bit guilty going
to the Super Bowl knowing that it should probably be
the Dallas Cowboys playing in that Super Bowl?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I don't feel guilty at all.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But you got to give your signature raw. You gotta
go raw right, Let's go. But after you do the Raw,
you gotta do the Hulk. Okay, that's the signature braw.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Okay, So can you can you start from that? What
is you go down like raw?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Hope?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Coming up next the
Fiery conclusion of our interview with Kevin Brostake. The Mosquito
and the Hulk are next, and here we go the
final segment of the show, the Fiery Conclusion to Mosquito
and the Hulk with Kevin Brostak. This segment's brought to
you by Rollertown Beer Works in Frisco, Texas. That is
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(06:54):
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(07:36):
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So come see us this weekend at Rollertown Beer Works
in Frisco, Texas. But right now it's time for the
fiery conclusion of this Mosquito in the Hulk bit with
Kevin Brosteak.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But you got to give your signature role. If you
all make a point. You dunked on me and I
tried to dunk on you. You gotta go ra rah, Yeah,
let's go. But after you do the role, you got
to do the Hulk. Okay, that's the signature brow Okay.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
So can you can you start from that?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What is you go down?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Like?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Rah?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Hope, give it give them a lug or what hold?
Give them what it really really comes from your whole day.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
So it's roar. And then you said Holk, can you
spot on next?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I say it right, yeah, h.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
U lka like the Incredible Hope.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
So you said h o LT Yeah, h o.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
LT just the incredible Holt just like the TV show
from the late seventies, the comic book the Incredible Holt.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Okay, so then it's rare and then.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Hope, Yes, yes, a real lugo. Okay did you say Holt?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Ye? It's like the Green Hulk. We can edit this
the Hulk from the cartoon. It called me the Hope
because I'm big and I.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Get mad and make it really okay, hold on longer,
though longer in three two would go all right, do it,
but really put some DUTs into it, like reach down
deep into your Lloyd's and let it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Let it rip, man, bring it all right?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Could you really though? Del the head like just g.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Are you saying Hulk at the end?
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Though, Cam, I think you're saying Holk.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Cam are you saying Hulk? Ain't u l K like
the incredible Hulk?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Make it incredible?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Okay, all right, I'll do it here.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, you hit a button on your foe there and
it and it beamed. If you wouldn't bide, you know,
just one more time, like really, just let it go.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Let's go as you're making me think the Eagles are
gonna win. Man, you making me feel that fly eagle
fly energy for me. I never thought I'd be able
to fly again.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
The eagle shot it. It's like got to find a
way stopping my homes and Kelfy, it's like.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Talking to Kevin bro Steak Steadium brat Kevin. And one
of the things we do with the lunch time buffet
is we like to.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Oh my god, I'm sorry. I know I said I
wouldn't do it again.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I'm very sorry.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I apologize. Smell really bad.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
It does.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh that smell bad even to me. You're not like mine.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Oh my god, it smells like an autops here. Yeah, no,
that's not good, Kevin. You have to everybody do it.
It's part of life.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'm sorry, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I've rattled, the hulk has farted, so it is absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I think I can taste it.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I think I can smell it over here.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh no, yeah, man, don't do me like that now. Man,
come on, man, we gotta stick that due that du
smell bad. Though. That's bad. That's really bad. We should
take a break it We're gonna throw up. Sincerely, gentlemen,
I apologize for my lack of professionalism. I told all
program director I would stop farting here in this tiny
little studio. It's unprofessional. But the folks that Meta liquid
(11:16):
told me it would be part of the side effects
of the body transformation I'm trying to go through.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
So is the liquid part of beta liquid a liquid fart?
This is not a shark, is it? Unfortunately I did
it again. I'm gonna need to leave, but.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
You got my god, you pets, you guys.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Continue the rest of the interview. Kevin, I'm sorry for
my lack of professionalism. I'm going through some things right now.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Oh god, it smells so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I keep some underwear at my desk, so I'm gonna
go change real quick. And but thank you man, I
fly goes fly Man.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
It smells so bad.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Have you ever felt a smart fart so bad that
it's it's like your eyes become hot?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
You know, you feel the heat the heat between in you?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well, last question, though, do you do you do you really?
Do you believe in your team?
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, that's a good question, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I absolutely do. I think this is a special team
that that the Eagles put out this year.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I mean, you know, I mean I was gonna leave
now I can't stop it from coming out. I'm out
of here. Hey, Kevin, thank you, man.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I gotta go, Christina, could you heade?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Thank you, Kevin.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's gonna yeah, we gotta have to, Kevin, he has
covered and were gonna have to wrap up. This is
just horrible. Uh, but thank you?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Can we edit all of this out, Christina? But I
do Kevin hear me, Kevin, Jesus christ please leave?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Can you hear me?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Kevin? I hear you.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I just want to apologize. I wasn't trying to be unprofessional,
but uh, the metal liquid diety causes long sorts of
chaos and my guns.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Hold on, hold on, I think I have to fur out.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That was wild.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You know they say they say yods are contagious. I wild,
your farts are contagious.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I love you, man, Thank you for the time. Man,
you too, I love you too. All right back, Kevin,
go Eagles man, much respect, my friend.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
What are you gonna do now, Kevin?
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I mean I'm just gonna enjoy, enjoy the two weeks
of attention that's gonna be put on. The shout off
the Eagles, NFC champs, and uh she even bring the
Super Bowl home second in franchise history. It's like, I
want to see it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Mm hm.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Oh the smell that from over.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Here, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Hell you?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh my god, I left my cell phone in here.
I came back in here. Man, it smells so bad
cat that I'm I'm gonna get my phone. Man, bring
it out when you leave the studio.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
M Is this what it smells like in Dallas?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Oh man?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
What'd you do there? Yeah, Kevin, Man, I'm starting to
smell now. H oh wow, what's going on in Dallas?
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Oh man, I can smell it over here. Pez Man,
what'd you eat today?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hello, Kevin? Can you hear me? What's your biggest concern
going into the game.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I think the biggest concern for me is how we're
gonna stop Kansas City's biggest gamemakers, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce,
like one of the things that we struggled with, like
as soon as like Nick Sirianni took over in twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Hey man, you like you? I like you.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You like sports, don't you? You love sports? You love sports, man,
I love it. I respect big sports.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Then all right, Kevin, we're gonna go down, all right,
all right, great talking with us.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
You goodbye, Kevin, say bye to the Hulk.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Kevin, Ye, all right? Later Hawk?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
No, no, no, it's Hulk.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I think you said Hawk later, Hulk?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Thank you man, good? I love you. Take care all right?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Great?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Tell you he'll be a part of it.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Tell him you love him, all right, Love you, Hulk.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Hulk, Thank you man. That means him. That means a lot.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Kevin?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
That is so weird? You like it weird, don't you?
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Times you gotta turn up the weirdness a little bit,
a boy, when the gillet gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Kevin, do you have an amazing stabita?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Are you talking?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
If you have?
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Good to be a part of it. It's like, let's
let's go Eagles, take home the championship and keep it going.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Man.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's an amazing side off, do you miute? If we
use that to all of our.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Shows, that's fun.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, all right, don't have any copyright infringement.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go a hooker.
I'll catch you later, Kevin.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
All right, sounds good. I'm gonna get ready to watch
the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Now, that is my favorite thing we've ever done, so
ridiculously stupid. All right, thanks for listening to the Ben
and Skin show today. Don't forget We're off next week.
We'll play best of hits on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
On Thursday and Friday, will just play music. Speaking of
playing music in a stick around and playing music tonight, Kray,
just for a bit before those masks.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
All right, just for a bit.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And it reminds me of the time that Kat once
looked Kevin brostick right in his eyes, looked deep in
his soul, and Kat said.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
They changed things on as quick on this world.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So enjoy you every minute while you have it.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Coming up next, one of the stars of Oatmeal Pizza
performing Saturday night at will Call deep Ell and Block Party,
Christina kra Cornbread Ray.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Here you going well, so I'm gonna get some cheeks
after this horse powerge joint asking enough
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