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December 16, 2025 12 mins
Krystina wisely spent a vacation day on her birthday, but Ben, Skin, and KT decided to pay homage to her anyways by playing her best (and worst) audio moments from her time on the Ben and Skin show. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listening to the world famous ven and Skin show, and
we appreciate you for doing that. Thanks for making us
a part of your daily routine. More fun and yucks
coming your way almost immediately. But right now it's time
for this.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Are we having fun yet? It's time to play the
Today Gay good Day, It's today, it's topic today. Let's
go take it away, jack Wagons.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh yes, it is time to play the Today game
for today Tuesday, December the sixteenth.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
And look at this.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We'll start with our own wickedly talented Christina little baby
corn Bread Ray.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's her birthday. Oh my god, why isn't she here?
It's because it's her birthday. She didn't want to be here.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I was looking at the other birthdays for December sixteenth
and things that have happened in history, and that it's
just her really, so.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Nothing else could I don't even want to challenge it.
Hold on, I want to look this up because I
was looking the other day. Oh it's my stepmom Jody's birthday.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Shout out to Jody. Okay, Jojo.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I don't have the best Jojo clips of all time,
but I have some Christina Ray fund if you guys
want to have a little fun now.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, and I'd also like to send a shout out
to all step moms. That's one of my favorite categories.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Category out of Town.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
We'll start out, though, to celebrate Christina a by the
time she got mad at you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, so you can just run it your guy the
way she said that to you, like, yeah, dumb, and
I'm able to keep up with a bracket that I made.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, what's next? We're going? Are we going back to
the very beginning now?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Okay, I'd like to apologize for attacking you.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Because bye, guys, I'll see you.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm so pissed. No idea how much I'm doing versus
Foster the People, Jesus what the most comes on?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
So last week when Steve Cropper died and he was
talking about co writing, sitting on the dock and bay,
all I could think about is Christina getting mad at us.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Foster the People and really owners writing in general were
both just kind of ruined.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Now it's just Christina yelling at you guys. It's all
you know. Reading brackets are complicated. No idea how much
I'm doing versus Foster the People. Jesus, what owned so much? Flood.

(02:32):
I miss her. Whatever happened to her?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, well we'll see. Maybe she'll be it Torchies and
Frisco with us tomorrow. We'll find out, doubt it. This
one has always been funny to be. I don't know
if this would be like on her, like uh, criterion
collection here, but this has always been funny to me
because of how she this is crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You don't know if you can hold your breath for
four seconds? They count so slow. Let's see how long
you can hold your breath. Why? Because I get scared.
You get scared holding your breath. But you're the one
in charge of breathing. God, I miss her. You know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You could just yeah, hold your breath until you feel
like you can't hold it, and then just start breathing.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
You don't have anything to be scared of.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
The Other thing that's great about that is like, you
can't hold it for four seconds? She goes, well, they
count slow. Second is a finite amount of time. There's
not slower seconds, they're just seconds.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
This goes back. She was probably scarred like in like
a swimming pool or something. Some sister or something was
like going, w oh, I guarantee you that was at
the end of Eugene. Come on, man, heavy.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Say it underwater.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know what's great is even when Christine is not here,
her mom, Belma, listens to the show. We're gonna get
a text message from her and it's gonna say, dear General,
please wish my sweet daughter a happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Christina came in made it pretty edgy. Yeah, during this segment.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
One a word, oh man, sometimes, butthole can be one word.
I'm gonna go with targeting.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yes, stop the Oh my god coming up next van Halen.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, that was bad.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm sorry that was She didn't hear the eminem theory obviously.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah right, let's dig into that.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I don't say that everything's just tainted now.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
May let's just squirt forward and I can't say that what.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Weird phrase it is?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Are you going to traverse the old Hershey Highway this
summer on your vacation?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think it goes to Pennsylvania. I can't remember. Hershey
Highway is the dumbest thing. That's bad.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
We are children, that's bad. And Christina is the one
who took us there though on that one. Still one
more and then maybe take a quick break and come
back because we have more Christina. There's so much more,
all right. I really like this one though, Christina playing
a drop on accident.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
You see this when you have young teams, that is.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
That was not supposed to happen.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
I want to hear more young I'm sorry, I lot
of buttons in there that you have accidentally it but
rim shot and then her going her being the alarm
and then.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
The Shackleford muppet voice. Yeah, that's crazy. I've got more
best of Christina next, if y'all want to, oh, let's
do that.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
We continue celebrating the greatness of Christina on her birthday.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's coming your way next, Ben and Skin Show ninety
seven point one The Eagle.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
All right. Coming up later in the show, Kati has
promised us some amazing audio part of a big audio,
big finish audio bubble Bath Party Time, Party Town, Party Time.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Town's part of town.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
But right now we're celebrating Christina Ray's birthday. She is
twenty five years old today and so she took the
day off and we're celebrating it with tons of fun audio.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I've got this in my collection of Christina makes a
lot of animal jokes, so we'll start with this one.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
This is her goat joke.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I guess it's common when they have before they do
all the excavation, just send a team of goats out
there and they'll just start eating up all the crap
because goats have goat stomachs. These goats banded together like
the penguins and Madagascar banded together.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Sorry, I mean that's technically a sheep.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Anyways, I don't know why I did it.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
It's also an animal. Do you have any other animal
noises you would like to make?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Christina? Hey, hey, that would help the story along. Can't
ask that.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I keep forgetting Shackleford and Ship Groups used to be
on the show.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
It was a while back.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Christina getting distracted by a dog on TV and leave
a talk back with their name, their email address.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
What's going on in their corn bread?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, go ahead, no, no, no, we need to know doing
slam dunks their generation. It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's Christina and kat law anything involving animals. They gave
him a little plush basket, only grabbed it and he
lifted up on the little basket that they made for him,
and he slam dunked it.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
So he's doing slam dunks.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
My favorite is when she cracks herself up. So good.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Okay, so the animal portion of this we can uh
went on to more. She loves dinosaurs. Christina loves dinosaurs,
hopefully animals. Checking out some dinosaurs right now on her
vacation on her birthday.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Like the old picture of Nessy, she had the long
neck coming out up out of the water, you know,
the famous like a dragon.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, kind of like underwater sea dragon. She's a pleiosaur.
What did you just nerd out? I did? What did
you say? Ple ceosaur dinosaur? That's what lockness is. If
you get one of those in your mouth, it's so painful.
What does it? Please me? Tell your sword please listen.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
She turns into to like a professor, a professor or
what do you call a female professor?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Professor? I wasn't I did? What did you say? Ple
ceosaur dinosaur? That's what lockness is. He's talking to some
second graders.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Is U's talking idiots?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
But uh, we wrap up the animal portion of Christina's
audio here because uh, she was thanks to our good
friend Brad North, she was on the season finale of
the HBO show Perry Mason.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Maybe eventually you can see me. Now right there, Christina
Chicken right there.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Unbelievable, that's incredible. It's hard to hear, but there it is.
That was the best episode of Perry Mason.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I would say that Christina and I grew up in
a rural area, so it was never a prop for
me to say the word rural.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Very simple word for me, not so much for her.
You know what the most difficult is to say rural, rural,
rural juror what rural rural? Wait? I think we found
her Achilles heel, rural duror rural.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Wait. You're as you say it, you're questioning yourself as
you say it.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
This is amazing.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
There's gonna be a Keith urban cover band. It's Keith Rural,
but they played Toby Keith songs.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Rule is a dumb word.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
It's a terrible word. Noura. It's not good. It's not
a good word at all. I like this one. It's
just guessing.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
The answer we were looking for was Hugh Jackman in
this game show.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
He has a basic name that starts the P.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
We were looking for Lakers and Bill's head coach, Phil Jackson.
We were looking for Phil Jackson. He has a basic
name that starts the P. His last name starts with
the j oh h. Phil Jackman, not Phil Jackman. Who
is Phil Jackman? Jason Hugh Jackman, Phil Jackman. Phil Jackman

(10:42):
is a great foreign name. Yeah, the P. His last
name starts with the j oh Phil Jackman, not Phil Jackman.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Who is Phil Phil Jackman.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
You know, as you put her in those game show moments,
she does have we we know it's you know, Ben
and I have played Fortnite with Christina before and she
does I have Tourette's a little bit. Oh, just kind
of start cursing out of nowhere, world class cusser.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
So this is a big family feued moment from back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Christina, you can steal name one Olympic sport that hasn't
been named for.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
All seventy points if you get this right, if you
can name it, If not, been and skin each get
thirty five points.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
The only one I can think of is is it
called the fluge or whatever?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
The fluge coming up next more coverage of the fluge
right here on NBC is a good guess.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I have a problem. It's the last one, last one
with Christina. Was she smart to miss this day?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Noah, genius my birthday for a birthday, just getting real.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
We should zoom her in right quickly. I took a
good poop this morning. Well, Christina to some pictures of
what Please.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Don't send me any pictures ever, so.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Please, so please don't send me any pictures ever. There
you go, Happy birthday, Christina. I know you're probably listening
live streaming now in the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, she never misses a show. When she's away from
the show, she listens to every one of them. All Right,
what's coming up next? Kat?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Cussing the Cowboys?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Dude, I've got the latest Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
News specifically, though, what are we going?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Oh, We've got a big matchup this week, and I've
looked at the tape. I've looked at the tape from
Sunday Nights game, and I got some takes.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I got some hot take Kat's tape takes. Coming up next,
I'm cussing the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yep, that's next.
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