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June 2, 2026 6 mins
There's a new movie coming out involving celebrity hall passes, and then the segment spiraled out of control.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, yes, what have I told you? That Father's Day's
coming up? It's June twenty first, and there's something you
could get for your old man or your dad, or
if your dad, yourself, something you could tell them to
get for you that is awesome and inexpensive. Stay tuned.
More details on that coming up. The Cookie Jar is
coming up in ten minutes. Some rare Nirvana footage has
just popped back up, so we'll talk about that next.

(00:20):
But right now it's time for this intenne.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, there's a concept for a movie. Well, this
movie's been made, it's coming out, but I haven't heard
a lot of buzz about it. But there's some people
in it that I think will like, including if you
remember the guy from Reno nine one one who.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Goes new boot goofing. Oh, what's that guy's name?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Thomas Lennon, Yeah, that guy John Slattery from Mad Men,
Well like him?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
All right? Do you remember the guy from Party Down,
Ken Marino? Hell? Yeah, yes, he's great, the lead. He
was great role models too. What is the second guy
from mad Which one is he?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
John Slattery? He was the other the white haired guy.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, Kid Marino is a guy that everybody knows his
face and nobody knows his name.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, he's to say cheers.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Like the guy who's the voice of Joe on Family
guy with the eyes. You know, everybody knows his voice. Yeah,
they see his face. His name Zoe douche.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Name.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
And your other lead is John Ham. Oh, John Hamm
is in this too.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
This movie is called Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Great name.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Okay, so here's your little tagline here. When her fiance
uses their celebrity past agreement their hall pass, Midwest Bride,
Gail Daughtry travels to Hollywood seeking revenge by pursuing John
ham Okay, so she.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Her fiance got his hall pass, so she's like, I'm
gonna go get mine, and he's playing himself past John Ham.
Ok you guys have a celebrity whole pass skin yours
is oprah? Yep? What is yours? Christina? I don't. We
haven't discussed a hall pass really. Well. You you do
have a celebrity boyfriend, so why would you?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, who do you have one? Mine's Jack White.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I like I like to always scoop in and take
Christina's before she can get out.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I wouldn't want to do that with him. Oh, man,
he's pretty good. Okay, I've said too much?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
What about you, Kat, Judy Funny Doug's older brother, older sister.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh, he's sticking on the hot Doug summer.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know if I know who that is?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Cartoon like Paddy Mannaise For me, it's current day Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hell, yes, wow, it's a great choice. Thank you Christina
for that.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Ben's dream is at a completely naked Dolly Parton emerges
from a bat of vasoline.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I wonder would be scared of cobwebs, but maybe what
do you think my wife would say? At this point,
We've been together so long you gotta just see it through.
You're kind of trapped And like if I said, hey, look,
I went to Nashville. I ended up meeting Dolly Parton.
I hooked up with her. Yep, she couldn't help herself.
What do you keep hands off me? She'd be like,

(03:13):
that's okay. I hooked up with Jerry Jones. I wouldn't
be mad at it. Could Can you get us some
caboy tickets? I hope you were. I hope you were
good enough to get us some caboy tickets. If you weren't,
I'm divorcing you.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Keep in mind, Jerry's had a line. You like that, right,
She just slowly emerges from it.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
His hands with it, and she's just covering it.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
She'ms like, Ben, I'm I'm ready, body, come on.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
She's a llegend. She's done so much for people, so
she just wants to take a load off and get
hooked up from this Texas boy. Hey man, dude, Texas.
He thinks he's ripped. She's had the old bull. Now
she wants to.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I watched that clip of this preview. This looks good,
and there's a I guess the scene where it all launches.
We got a Rick Flair situation on the train and
she walks in and it's framed to where you see
his face and then there's just a couple of ankles
up in the air and he's talking to her.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
From office space. I don't know. I just got to
figure out how to incorporate the Cowboys cheerleader outfit or not.
Surely she still has it right with Cat who you're
wearing the uniform?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right, Well, okay, think about this. What if Kat was like, okay,
you can get down with Dolly Parton. But you've got
to be the one wearing the cowboy cheerleader uniform.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
How would that done? Okay, no problem.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well, we'll be sure to let you know if this
comes out soon and we'll end up with this Paddington
Forest coming.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Let's go? Is he in Peru this time? Last time? Yep?
What song did he? Did he use? An emotional song
or something?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hey, oh you're thinking of the Keen song, but you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Of a bear?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Another bear that did a movie. Yeah no, no, no no,
but uh there you go. This some good stuff, all right,
there you have it. Yeah, that was very good stuff.
Coming up now to Christina where you gonna take some
the cookie jar.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
We're gonna get into some rare Nirvana footage next to
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Speaker 1 (06:13):
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