Hard Factor
Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480
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September 17, 2026 • 38 mins
Episode 2039
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:45 Update on the man who was duct-taped to his first-class seat
00:18:53 Chinese video game billionaire is using American women as surrogates to build an army of hundreds of children
00:32:00 The Movies may be leaving LA
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September 16, 2026 • 50 mins
Episode 2038
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:30 Ed Sheeran MackLemore tour drama explained
00:08:35 Israel is getting a Space Laser Weapon!!
00:22:40 Racist UT game debacle with Bo French
00:30:20 Update on Hyrox pooping
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September 15, 2026 • 44 mins
Episode 2037
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:08:44 UK Zoo offers rare "Child Predator Tour"
00:18:52 Woman spontaneously begins masturbating in the nude on American Airlines flight from BWI to Miami
00:23:36 Hyrox champion pooped herself and the course mid-competition and still won, gros...
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September 14, 2026 • 43 mins
Episode 2036
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:06:11 Thai man caught having sex with koi fish, and man in Georgia was caught making love to hot tub rubber ducky
00:20:20 Off-duty police officer and wife seeking damages for getting jumped at a Waffle House parking lot
00:28:45 Anthropic, ...
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September 11, 2026 • 46 mins
Episode 2035
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:30 AI football picks
00:08:35 Furries are being discriminated against at famous Maryland Renaissance Festival
00:22:40 Giant sinkhole opens at Nick Cage’s Malibu house
00:30:20 Man with Parkinson’s under fire for k...
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September 10, 2026 • 49 mins
Episode 2034
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00:05:25 Blind man in the UK drove 150 miles drunk
00:21:20 An Albuquerque man shot and killed his cousin over hot enchiladas
00:27:40 PA priest stole 740k from three churches and used it for heroin and gay sex
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September 9, 2026 • 45 mins
Episode 2033
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:03:32 Michigan v Western Michigan controversy
00:06:47 Guardsman faces felony charges for pulling gun after grooming standards argument
00:26:06 The SEC meets on Thursday to Expel LSU
00:33:35 Rabid baby goats at NC petting...
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September 8, 2026 • 44 mins
Episode 2032
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans
00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery
00:23:33 President Trump goes "Brunette"
00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines fl...
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September 7, 2026 • 43 mins
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September 4, 2026 • 44 mins
Episode 2031
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial
00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services
00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place
00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend
00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in
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September 3, 2026 • 46 mins
Episode 2030
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released
00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park
00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years
00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly
00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State
00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wi...
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September 2, 2026 • 44 mins
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00:03:07 Wes discusses the right way to
00:06:15 USS Abe Lincoln finally docking.... in THAILAND!!
00:15:35 Georgia - Pet Donkey "Hee-Haw" Slain, and 12 year-old girl found
00:25:25 Youth Football BRAWL between Coaches and Parents Erupts in Pittsburgh
00:36:05 The LA B...
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September 1, 2026 • 45 mins
Episode 2028
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:05:10 New trend of men not showering before dates to attract women
00:14:10 Incredible heist of $70,000 worth of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in California
00:19:40 Is taking way too much LSD actually good for you?
00:25:25 Belgian man was married to a biological man posing as a woman for 19 years
00:35:25 The latest crimes in Pat’s hood
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August 31, 2026 • 40 mins
Episode 2027
00:00:00 Timestamps
00:00:50 Scottie cost the boys their Tour Championship bets
00:06:20 The FBI is reportedly lowering hiring standards to allow bestiality perps in
00:19:30 Milo Yiannopoulos was nabbed by ICE
00:25:10 Fast and Furious style heist in Egypt with crazy ending
00:30:25 The “Serial Defactor” in Tulsa might have been caught
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August 28, 2026 • 48 mins
Episode 2026
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:04:31 We got a new lake
00:09:35 Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center
00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV
00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo
00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man
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August 27, 2026 • 46 mins
Episode 2025
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00:00:00 Timestamps and Landslides
00:03:40 Brooklyn Wedding in all caught Norovirus diarrhea from the catering staff
00:16:35 Northern Italian man busted for creating fake ancient amphitheater and charging admission
00:24:55 Belgian Man randomly become a Prince after...
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August 26, 2026 • 50 mins
Episode 2024
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00:01:00 RIP to Dolly Parton
00:07:05 We are one step closer to Wes’ Shacks becoming a reality
00:22:00 The owner of the 49ers was busted for getting a prostitute at a trailer park
00:32:00 Update on the Harvard morgue that was selling body parts...
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August 25, 2026 • 46 mins
Episode 2023
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00:06:30 Major USPS employee check scam ring exposed for 20+ million in fraud
00:17:57 Reno fire update from resident Reno man Hard Factor Will
00:20:50 Terrible Chinese movie sets record as most profitable film of all time
00:24:50 Teen in West ...
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August 24, 2026 • 49 mins
Episode 2022
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00:00:00 Timestamps
00:07:02 - Big Big Marlin caught
00:14:46 2 Mexican Fishermen Survives 5 days at sea on a cooler
00:23:02 Dad leaves son on Mt. Fuji
00:35:21 Girl who truck sticked a football player on the field charged with assault
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August 21, 2026 • 44 mins
Episode 2021
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00:04:53 The "Sniffany Lions" in State College are turning on each other as the cocaine investigation unfolds
00:23:33 Random mystery person drops MYSTER...
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