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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On this episode of Best of the Bus, the man himself,
Shane Gillis, makes his long overdue return to the Pod,
recording in a college house Airbnb that matched the chaos.
This one's raw and as funny as it gets. We
talked Notre Dame football, of course, Shane's brief stint at
West Point, and the Joe Rogan experienced rocket Ship and
his new iconic show showing in the Barstoy yak case Race.
(00:22):
There's even a little bit of talk about potentially playoff
Willie Shane gambling collapse something like that. One of the
funniest dudes in the planet. Please lock in, enjoy, big hugs,
tiny kisses, subscribe, unsubscribe, and to resubscribe.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Welcome the bus, all the mos. All right, what do
we what do we even want to talk about?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We talked yuyrish dude talk. We talked about We're in
South Bend right now, like south this is South Bend.
Like it's exactly what I thought it would be.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Your attitude. You've got such a good attitude, dude, you
think this is bad, You've got a great attitude. I
was telling my friends, I was like before I was like,
wait till meet this guy, he's getting high energy, football energy. Dude,
he's a football guy. Yeah, you were not at a fucking non.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Football Plus, you weren't hype about the fucking.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm upset about the wind. I wanted to show my
friend Notre Dame, and I wanted to show him, like.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
To me, you're showing him not to Day.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
True. I called you like, I'm in the I'm in
the indoor facilities right now, dude, where are you at
the indoor facility?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I was literally showing all the boys where I ran
my first four five forty.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I mean running four or five forty is hilarious, so fast.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So that was a sophomore in high school.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Bro's so funny.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Charlie Weiss was sitting in the golf cart with the rings. Yeah,
and you had a photo op after you ran your forty.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
You could walk over and do.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
A photo op with Charlie.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
With Charlie Weiss, Damn.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It was just like he didn't work out for No Dame,
is it? I liked a lot of the White's era guys,
Jimmy Boston.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Maybe the wis Eric guys because he's a good recruiter.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, but you guys had so much talent, like nobody,
you guys never did ship with all that talent.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, they did never do shit, But I don't know,
they could have won a couple of BCS bolls. No
Name gets matched up in BCS bulls like you wouldn't believe, dude,
other than this last year Oklahoma State, actually my Oloma
State was supposed to be in the playoffs until the
last play of their season and then they get matched
up with No Dame. Do you look at who No
Name gets matched up with in BCS bulls. You'd be shocked.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You guys had your Yeah, but you guys were in
the playoff one.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's not like no I know, but I'm during the BCS. Literally,
during the BCS era, No Name's matchups would always be
whoever literally got left out of the title because it
always be an at large game. Yeah you know what
I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But that's that's kind of like you guys get to
do your own independent shiit.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I know. Then they get lost, they get fucked in
the bowl games because but.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
If you're a good team, you end up handling the
ball game.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I worked, I tried my ass off to be a
notre dame, fighting Irish guy did you know that?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No, Yeah, I grew up. I grew up. I went
to Catholic school.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Ntil fourth grade, our principal would go to a Notre
Dame game every year and bring back supernhir.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So I grew up a Notre Dame fan.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I went to their four day camp two years in
a row, and went to their senior in byte camp
to try and get an offer, and I was like,
I was like a rebound guy. So when guys didn't
commit at the Army All American Game our senior year,
that's when I got offered. And they offered me as
a fullback, not even a linebacker. Like I tried so
hard to be an Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
They fucked up so many did Luke wanted to be one?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Really, all of them?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Dude. I think Sean what's his name from Penn State,
Sean Lee, no ship, everybody wants to be a Notre
Dame white lineback.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Linebacker year. I mean, that's that. That was a fucking
wild take right there. It is Penn State. That's a
dumb take. By what's that linebacker you? I said linebacker you?
But that's no. Yes, I was saying that, but I'm
saying that that's definitely Penn State. But yeah, bro, I
want to I wanted to be a fucking.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
That's a white line I could dream, dude, but you
got to give the coaches credit. That's tough to weed through.
Which white linebacker is gonna be good?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I think it's I think I'm probably one of Charlie
Watch's biggest recruiting misses.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Of all time.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Do you see your guy running a white linebacker running
four five?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You gotta offer sophomore year high.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That's so hard to run four five? That's a white guy.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, you couldn't really be on our tour. Yeah, so
I'm trying to get Ah, we're like doing this tour
for the vlogging and everything like that. I asked if
Shane and his squad can be on the go on
tour with us and I was told.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
All right.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
The response was, uh, isn't he spicy? And all I
said was, he's a comedian. He's a massive Notre Dame fan.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Wait what they said I was spicy?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
They said, isn't he spicy? I say, he's a massive
Notre Dame fan. He's a comedian. I say, yeah, based
on you know, some of his shows and Catholics.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's a no go.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I'm pro cat. You went to West Plains, West Point, Yeah, West,
that's a four five forty white running back line. That's
what it takes to run a four or five as
a white guy. You gotta say things like you in
the West Plains.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What was your what was your.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Forty dude laser lazer? Yeah, I'm not kidding. It was
like a five seater guy I was. I was about
I was probably two ninety at this camp. It was
a Scout dot Com in Morgantown.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Dude Scout dot Com, no joke.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I might have run a I think it was a
five eight, five nine, and I was like under six nice.
And I had a coach. Well you know how it
is with the fucking hand time from your coach. Yeah,
he'd be like five one. Yeah, like nice. I remember
five one put out recruiting tapes be like chang six
two hundred ninety pounds five. I go to a camp
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to like six two. I was like, holy shit, I'm
not going anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Did you have offers?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Just it was I think it was Army it was
Army Temple in eastern Michigan. Those were the down to
the bottom three you got down to the bottom three.
Were you a dog in high school? No, I was
this in high school. I fucked around. I was just big.
I played small. I played double a Pennsylvania football. It
was small.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Were you one of the like locker room favorites where
you like the vibes guys?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I mean, I was the captain, but I was like,
let's let's skip working out today, right, fellas, Let's go
fuck around.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So you were a captain. Yeah, that's fucking sick.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It's pretty sick. You're right, one of the only guys,
the only guys. As an adult, it's like, yo, that's
you're the high school football captain. That's sick.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Sorry, I thought you're the captain of West Point.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I was at west Point for three weeks. I showed up.
The vibes were not chilled. Those guys. They were trying
to work out so hard went After three weeks, I
got there, cried and went home. Dude, that was my
military service. My morning, they shaved my head. I started
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crying and they're like, you can leave. I was like,
I I'm out here.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Oh that is fucking hilarious, bro.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
And then I went to uh Elon. I played one
season at Elon.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I would love to know, like who your roommate was
at your three weeks at West Point and be like, hey.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
It's funny it was. It was my room. It was
my roommate at West Point. But I was in the
class with Villanueva, that tackle from the Steelers. Oh no,
sh and him were in the same class, so we
got recruited together. He was like six fucking ten and
he went on to become like an Army Ranger and
a twelve year NFL bet. Yeah. I was just in
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my parents' house, my dad watching the Steelers game. My
dad was like, no, that's a man. He was like
refusing the kneel during the national anthem. My dad was like,
that guy's dum. I'll sit there. I'm trying to plug
in the Xbox three sixty in the basement. Got n
Cuba fourteen.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You still fuck with Villanueva.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
No, I didn't know. I didn't know you talked to
him since like, no, no, no, you know you. I
didn't talk to him since I cried your Comedicus. As
soon as I cried, I left.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Bro we got the villain the wave, but the dude's
got he's got some jaw work on him. That's that's no.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But his face.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, the dude can talk oh for hours like the
deepest ship.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
He can go down any rabbit hole.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
He's smart. He was a fucking army ranger.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, we got baked. We were at the Pro Bowl.
Obviously I was on a Pro Bowl guy, but I
was at the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You're hanging out.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, we were hanging out, my man. We were just
we talked for like three hours.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Bro. Yeah he saw you cry. No, I don't think
he was. He wasn't in my squad, thank Christ. Hang on,
let's get the shrade. Did you actually cry at West Water?
I did cry, but not while there was probably not around. No, no, no,
no not. They weren't shaving my head. You're not a
bit like no, But one day dude after like, yeah,
you find out pretty quick. You're like, fuck, I fucked
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up so bad? This sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, just because of like the culture, like you had
to do all the time.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be like to do from a
full metal jacket.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I was close, dude, I was close.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Just sitting on your fucking Yeah, he's getting the shit
beat out of you. It's soap and your the pillow.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Case y, Well, that's the other thing. It wasn't. West
Points boot camp is not like that. It's not like,
it's not Vietnam Marines boot camp. It's fucking west Point
is designed for dorks too, for kids who got sixteen
hundreds to become troops.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So it's like, is it bad that I'm not aware
of that?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
No? I think you would. You wouldn't imagine that. It's
not that hard. West Point's boot camp is not that hard. Okay,
it is if you're three hundred pounds and don't want
to be there, like the heart, they make you do
like ten push ups at the time and then jogg.
Most of it's just standing still.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Were you strong as fuck? No, I'm just curious. I'm
really curious.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
About I wasn't. I had a good frame, I'm long,
could have been, but I had no ass. I had
a flat ass.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh that's so tough.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, number, that's just a guaranteed like that. Guys can't
be good.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
When your lower back sticks out.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Worry about that. My dad sent me a picture today
because I did go on the tour. Sorry, no, dame,
I did go on the tour. Uh. My dad took
a picture of me like looking at like the Heisman trophies.
It looks like I'm taking a piss. My fucking back
sticks out so much further than my ass. It literally
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looks like I'm standing out anyway. Oh, it's just bustling
with the boys.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
This is buzzing with stuff.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
This is good stuff because the bros aren't laughing. They're
sitting there dad sign. Dude, you guys need to start
fucking last. Too cool for school.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
We got five guys in around. We need an audio.
He's working some bit. I'm trying to work out some bits, right.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I like the Minnesota always has fucking Muslim running backs.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Dude, Yeah, well we got we got the We got
the Nebraska Minnesota game. It's fucking ten ten.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
The defense. The Black Shirts are dead kind of pink shirts.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, we're not not, don't.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
I didn't want now. I didn't mean to be homophobic.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
That's not even home. I'm not even talking homophobic. I'm
just saying, you ain't gotta cause like the pink shirts.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Just you just say.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
We just got to say. The Black Shirts are kind
of dead right now. We're figuring it out. We're in
a rebuild.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Unfortunately, you guys would probably give No Dame a game.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I mean, not Name would be favored by like ten,
but yeah, especially news to anybody.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
But you guys, tho offseasons are always like, oh, this
is the year.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's not true. There's so many common misconceptions about No
Dame football. That's one of them. That's one of them.
You can you can check the last eight years where
No Names preseason ranking where they finished. No dain't finished
higher until this year. So that works, bro, there's a
lot of common misconceptions about that.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
What's another one.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I mean, here's here's the truth. The last decade, No
Name's been so it's been what it's Ohio State, Alabama, Clemson,
those three. Now Georgia's ascended. That's that's kind of it, LSU,
kind of Oklahoma kind of. But No Name's in that
second tier that's always right there. It is what it is. No.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I think that's arguable though, Like, y'all, schedule is a
little look at.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
This, that's not a misconception.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Look at the strength of schedule every year.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Bro, it's yeah, but every year the teams that are
on that google it, bro, every team, every team that's
all that starts on your schedule, it looks nice, but
then as the year unfolds, it is how all these
guys are in that fucking good Like, well, you're gonna
claim Stanford in USC?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
No, no, I'll claim fucking Clemson. I'll claim Ohio State.
We won at Ohio State.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Got your ass?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Whops, Clemont? We were leading in the fucking second half?
Were you talking about? You?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Guys ended up getting your ass.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I think they lost my and maybe it was a
close game.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh all right, all right, I might have been off.
That's one year though.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
If you look up, I swear to God no name.
Strength of schedule is pretty intense. Every year they picked
who they want to play, but they do pick like
you know they they will play Georgia, Clemson, Ohio State.
Now it's been unfortunate that USC has sucked for a decade,
but they're back now. It's that's tough.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
This seems like I'm getting proved wrong right here. Let's
switch it up. How how's life Ben since getting canceled
at s n L. Like what happened?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I got I developed a pretty nasty drinking abbot, But
other than that, it's been pretty good.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Just oh man, I saw you on a couple of
pods that everybody always asks about that.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
And out on the bus before you got on the bus,
it's just me and Taylor. Taylor didn't know who I was.
He thought I was a guy that entered the building.
It was like, it's up, dude today. And then he
was like, so s n L. What's that like.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Also, it's one of my biggest regrets, Like, here's what.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
We need to address, dude.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
First thing, hang on, hang on, hang on, We'll get
to that because I know what you want to address.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
That's one of my bigger regrets because I started listening
to all your stuff because we had our group chat
going and everything else.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I started listening to all the ship.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
I started consuming Shane Gillis and then I realized because
I'd see the comments like these dudes don't even know
who the big dog is for real, and I'm thinking, fuck,
Like I should have done a little bit more homework.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
But that's probably my biggest regret.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Looking in that pod, that's totally fun because we.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Had a little bit of a Shane Gilly bump.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
You got an audience, bro, I got bros. They're nasty
little in there who retards a retard too. Don't even know,
but could you, for the love of God fix the
fucking camerangle on the bus for a fat guy? Dude,
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that side angle is insane. It's insane.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
How would you how would you recommend?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No? I fuck it? I mean probably this this end
of the couch is sunk in. Dude, I don't know loo.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Smallest you like, Hey, the camerangles.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
On the bus like fun, I didn't realize I slash
like that. Now you're right, came wrangle the guest angle
is I was we want in there? My dark red
the angles up from the side. I'm like, yeah, that
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was pretty tall. Fuck dude. I saw people after I
did that episode. They were like, yeah, you've been working out,
you look good. You looked insane on that episode. Yeah,
we were worried about you on that episode.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
So anytime they saw you after the episode, yeah, not
that bad. All right, let's let's bust.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
With the boys. Camera adds forty fucking.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Balanced, bro, That ain't that's kind of true?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Like we did guys are behind the table sitting down,
We did the.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
We did the bet the bus the other day and
JP wanted me to sit in like all different angles.
So he could like, so he could like he could
do some funny with production. But I was sitting there
looking at myself in the corner compared to looking at myself.
I unbutton my shirt to where my belly's hanging out,
and then I had myself in Taylor's chair and me
on the couch. I look massive, dude, And then in
the corner where I'm at, I like look like a
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fit little boy.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, well, the couch also the camera angle. You're you're
the closest you're fucking just profile slouched on a chair.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We could probably work on that.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No, fuck it, it's very funny. It's very funny. Just
keep it, dude, It's funny. Derek Henry Tann look like
that of course is literally a horse horse.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
All right, let's sucking the case race? Is that?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
That? Talk about it? We got to talk about it.
Nothing but regrets. I still regret it.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I heard you on I heard you on showals talking
about it a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I haven't. You're the only one that looked good on that,
and I.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Came out I did, can't. I did come out a
little on that, man, except like nothing worse like I
took some matter all like that there's a rumor, got
the smallest look I had to you. You you you
set a different bar.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
I feel like I ruined it. I ruined it. The
competitive nature ruined it.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
But I enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
It was did I had a good time, but I
feel like I was talking you off a ledge a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Those next few days you had the scariest for.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Like the next week was done. That hurt.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Shame would text me like, hey, bro, just member comments.
I just want to take my own life right now.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
That hurt dude, because then that fucking Steven came in
and tried to fight me.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Bro, Hey dude, I was so hammered. I didn't even
realize that that adn't happened.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I didn't even realize that happened. I literally I was like,
we woke up, because you know, assume something like that happens.
While you're hammered. It's done, you're just like, all right, whatever,
that guy was dumb. We me and him talked about
it immediately after. It was fine. Yeah, normally you would
never remember that, but then it's on the internet and
you could just watch that go down and then people
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are like, man, Shane should have fucked him up. With
a pussy. It was like, dude, get fucking I'm going
to get in a wrestling match at barstool with face
paint on, Wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Like?
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Boy, he was kind of pushing the envelope. I felt
like like it took it took a while for it
to even get.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
There because you weren't even No, I wouldn't be serious
like that. I'm over there to eat popcorn.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
That's the other thing. I didn't know it was serious either,
So I was like screaming ship at him, thinking clearly,
there's no way we're actually fighting. I was like, I
have you fucking fired, asshole? You want to get fired, dumb.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Ass, But I guess it will make sure you're fire.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, in hindsight, it did look like I'm serious, So
maybe I lost. I don't know. It was what do
you think?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What do you feel like? What you would do different?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Nothing? Dude, I win again. I would win again. I
would continue to go I'm defending my title every time
they have that.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Would you you feel like you'd slow it down? Hey,
because let's get let's not get it twisted.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
You were leaders. You guys were pushing the pace. I tried.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You always want ahead of it.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I know. I tried to stay one ahead the whole time,
but and Rome wasn't drinking like me and drinking goddamn thing,
nicking seventeen beers in an hour. I was fucking Nick
and I not the black eyed peas. We don't say
it like that. Nick and I were like the un
actual You guys were working.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, we're trying, like I don't have to look him
in the eyes of behay, you got to drink. Do
you see this fucking.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Machine over the guys were working, dude.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Because I was blacked bro, Like, I mean, we were
all black.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Though, you dude, I don't I never want I never
rewatched the full thing, but what I remember was you
trying to shake the hand of the delivery guy. And
it's one of my favorite things of like you with
no pants staying face past, like I just want to
shake your hands, sir, and everyone's like, it's like, we'll
sit down, dude, chill the funk out. I'm just trying
to shake us in. Oh yeah, I mean you came
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out good because you're the bro. You're the funnier, You're
the nicest, funniest dude.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But like, yeah, we started watching highlights.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
In the middle of the fucking case race, we started
throwing on in Dominican su highlights.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
The problem was, I felt like the problem was some
of the vibes of the other boy.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The other boys were off.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I don't want to blame that. I don't want to
blame those guys, but I felt like they were saying
weird ship to me.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
We're not gonna blame them at all. We're not in
the blame type of game. But let's just say we're
in the film room. Let's say we're sitting there, we
got the squad, we're running the team, meeting the outside noise.
That'll take care of himself. Listen, we're all about the
fellas inside these four walls. But if we're gonna take
accountability for what happened, I felt like uh KB was off.
He came in with some weird, some weird negative vibes
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because he was talking about the.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Scholarships of with wrestlers, with wrestlers and football players and
he but he was trying to take care of like
some rent stuff that was going on, so he had
some weird vibes. I felt like Sasa's vibes were off
a little bit because I feel like Sas was. I
feel like Sas was like you were kind of rubbing
off on them a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, but I was. I would I tried to body
Sass early, but clearly that's out of friendship. Yeah, you
think that would never be Like.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I felt like Sas was trying to like become a
little bit more of like, you know, trying to make
you laugh because you're you're the You're the big dog,
You're the big dog comedian.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well. See, that's the thing that hurts is that whenever
I get started started getting calld and like the big dog,
and like that's what it seemed that it happened to
where they would be like change, change, is this funny?
Is this funny? And I'd be like ego, like I can't,
I can't, I'm not gonna. I'm not the big dog,
Like I'm a fucking moron. I'm drinking seventeen beers and
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missing myself like I'm not. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
And in some way in that in the middle of it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Big big Cat's nasty. Big Cat know that big Cat's
a little nasty fucker. Yeah, good bro.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Really go bro, But he's low key sticking the knife
in you a.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Little bit, like yeah, yeah, he enjoys the drown.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
He knows how to jab, and he knows how to
like pull back in the middle. He knows how to
do a jab and then in the middle throwing the jab.
He like somehow plays victim.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah he's good at it.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, he's good.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Stirs the pot. Yeah, he stirred the pot. Immediately he
came in while I was getting my face paint. Was like, dude,
I don't know Will and you had beef first off? Yeah, bro,
we never First of all, I know what you're doing,
so I just ignored it. I was like, yeah, I
do have beef with him him, but fuck him up
because yeah, but he was immediately and then there they're
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starting to be chattered. There was like you think you
can win this, and it would it got competitive. People
are like, nah, I'm definitely gonna.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I'm gonna be real.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
I had nerves going into it because I saw the
photos of you a rogue and the beers everywhere like
this is the big Yeah, and Shane hit me up,
He's like, hey, we're are we doing this?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I was like yo, I was fired.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Up to do.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I was fired up.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
With you. Yeah, and then when I saw you doing it,
I was like, all right, manute and road. That was
also my favorite part to at the end you started
turning on road, didn't fucking drinking. He wasn't talking ship though.
He wasn't even talking ship.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I know, but you how can you talk ship when
you weren't any party?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I know? But you just stood up. You were standing
over drinking, right, man?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Just randomly a player, such a backing of equipment manager.
He didn't do ship, bro, Would you do it again?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
But at the beginning, when you first got out, you're like,
I would never I felt like, you probably never.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Do that again. I think we can do it and
have fun now that we've all done it together and
know how bad it can go. Yeah, well, no money.
Money talk was the most embarrassing because I even joined
Dan on some of it too.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
That's when that's when I'm like, oh, fuck, you know,
it gets weird.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Enough, that's it. That's the most crippling.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't even remember. I don't even want to try
and figure out what we said, but.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
I don't either. It was something about how much you
make it was something, but it was bad. And then
the pizza guys showed up and we were all like,
I'm tipping four hundred fucking dollars and the guy like
insulting this guy was it was Yeah, I felt like
it was pretty insane. It felt like one of those
YouTube videos where they're like, watch how much money I
gave this homeless guy, like I'm just delivered pizza, will stand.
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I won't check your bucking hand. It was so scary, dick.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The penis jokes that came out of that, bro.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I have JJ Reddick text me the next morning like, hey,
what were you doing with your pants off? How'd you
know about that? I have sources inside the building. And
then apparently all the yak they have a group chat
talking about my fucking not even a horn like a
little turtle head.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Anybody's dick is minuscule.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I just need that out there. I need that out
there that it was.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
We were all so I might have been one of
the guys pointed out and saying nasty things about it,
but real, I think you did. I think you did.
Probably that sounds funny.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I don't even know how my pants got off, bro,
Just all of a sudden. Oh, and then they just
ended up off.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Gotta keep the information on a which, by the way,
I had a workout now, yeah, I know, like, hey,
immediately when.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I got to work out with Atlanta, hit up Shane.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, that was a nasty thing I said on the
bar stool.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
He's like, bro, give up, dude, look at you.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
I really said, And he was wearing face mate like,
oh ship, maybe this guy's right. Yeah, I dude, I
love mine. His was really his was good. His was good.
Mine was the funniest looking.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, I thought that the way the way you guys
you need up on the helmets is a funny look.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Because Nick backed out on me with the wrestling.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I don't know, man, those yaction puss I like that. Real,
those guys are the best. We gotta get. Yeah, we
just have a nice time.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I think we gotta do it again.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
We're gonna do it again unless the belt, unless just
were the champions forever, me and ron.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I was trying to get me and you on a team.
Looking back at it, like.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah, I was disappointed. Round's intake.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
He I legitimately think he had four.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
He was trying as hard as he could.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, he wasn't I know he was true. I was, well,
I know, but in Rome's defence, like I would ride
those coattails too, like the way because we actually had
you in the last Yeah, you literally just chucked you
like like like hey, it's all good. Yeah hit both
And I was like.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Fuck, next thing, you know, I'm on a couch having
a heart to heart with fucking Sass about stand up comedy.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I think everyone had a heart art with Sass that night.
Broll my stand up.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
That's another thing. I don't like the comment or is
going to sass for that night.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
He was getting on there.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
You imagine being twenty one you doing that.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
All the shit he had that he does do and
he's like twenty one like everybody, I feel.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Like misses the point that, yeah, he's a young cat
in the game.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
He's twenty one. Dude. If I did a case racer,
I mean it was bad. I'm thirty four and that
was embarrassing. Yeah, thirteen years ago that would have been nuts.
I would have cried. I would have cried and center
around all those too.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, anyway, that was a good that was a good talk.
Irish minus four.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Yeah, I got notre Dame on though. I mean, it's
obviously gonna come out after the fact, but I do
think I do. I do think Notre Dames.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I think had a chance until they banned me from
their facilities. You got in though, I got in on
the back door.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
He was like, yeah, He's like, I don't fucking need
you guys on a hang on. Now we are team Gilly.
We can talk about we can talk about the Gilly
and Keith broke Heart. How's that ship doing?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
It's good?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
What's that mean?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
You just gotta don't trick me into drinking and talking
about money? Gillian Keys did good?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Right? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I feel like you're kind of on the wave of
like the like maybe it's off, but like the Andrew shows.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Where you guys kind of yeah, yeah, put.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Your stand up on YouTube. My life's been good since
the whole cancelation thing.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yes, oh yeah, hey, hey, hey, how much how much
has the rogang bumps insane?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
How many times you been on Rogan?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I did Rogan like five times this year?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
So that's okay. We ain't got to talk about money.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Let's talk about Let's talk about audience, Like what I
need to heaps hear something tangible about this Rogan bump.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Then I get so I did. I did Rogan once
and the episode was not great. I was nervous. We
talked about SNL. I was just nervous. I never met
him really, so it was just a one on one
and it was like it was bad.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It wasn't good, Like are you talking like night before?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
You're just night before? I was like, holy shit, like
this and it was the same. It was the week
after I filmed my special, the same week. It was
very I think it was the same week I was
in Austin. Uh so, it's just an intense week and
I was by myself. I was standing at Tim Dillon's
house that he wasn't at, so I was just in
like a mansion in the hills and Texas, US alone
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doing the most important things in my career, and then
going home into an empty mansion like what the fuck?
And then uh yeah, we did Rogan and it was like,
I don't know. I was just nervous. So you get done.
It was like a fucking bomb went off. It was
like that ringing, like whoa, I just died, and you
don't see it. If you have a bad episode, you
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don't see a bump. There's no real I mean you'll
get a bump like ten thousand followers or something like that,
but nothing. But then we started doing me Ari and
normand with him. It's more of a party.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Now you guys did like you guys did, like your
own kind of case rates.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I felt like, yeah, somewhat yeah, unfortunately, Ari, Yeah, we
just drank as much as we could drank already tried
to drink with me and he died. And then Rogan
tried last episode, how that one go got?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Is that one out?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It is? But there was some editing going on, dude, really,
Rogi's got on there and edited some things.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Out, as in like saving showing how bad of an
ass meeting. It was type of deal like that.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
It wasn't. It wasn't the pride about the drinking. It
was the pride about how fucked up he was. It
was fucking crazy. Well, we had a beer bom. It
was the end of the podcast. We all started boging
beers like this was the last one we did together. Sorry,
I'm losing my voice. The last one we did together
was like the first one that was like kind of
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sober until the end, at the very end Jamie brought
out a beer ball and we all started bonging beers
and Joe's competitive, and he was like, I can drink
with you. I can bog just as many as you.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
And I was like, were you trying to tell him?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Like, hey, listen, you can know I was Instantly I
was like, let's go, dude, please, I got because I've
never seen Rogan fucking obliterated, right, dude. We bomed like
five or six in like twenty minutes. He was he
turned gray, his face was gray, and he was like,
but he was he was blacked out, but he was
still in like podcast notes and we'd be like, talk
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into the mic and we were all just hanging out.
The show was clearly over. We're just sitting in the
studio talking. He was like, say that into the mic,
and we're like, Joe, dude, we can't use this, we
cannot use his head falls into We stayed it. We
stayed in the room for I'd say five five and
a half hours in the podcast three hours long, So
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for two hours it was just Rogan blacked out.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But take it out, Jamie bullet.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Je fucking video that shows you.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
So, what's the one of those bumfles like this happened.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Those have been huge, massive, massive, Like do you.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Go on like Gilli and keeps come out. You're like, Yo,
I'm gonna get on the I'm gonna jump, I'm gonna
hop on the pod. I'm sure. He's like, hey, you
want to come on the pod?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, d He's Yeah. There's a lot of those comics
that are out there. Joe's Joe Rogan's like the man
at like helping will help me. If he thinks you're funny,
he will help you.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's you're a funny cat.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
It's cool. There's a lot of guys that are like
big and famous that would be like, you know, try
to keep the new guys down.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, I can't let you get too big.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
He's he's one that's like delighted if shit's going well
for other people.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Is there like a is there like little cliques in
the comedian world.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, but it's all self It's all perceived.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It seems like you're in a good click.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
It seems like yeah, but it's all perceived. Like before
I was in this this group, I was like fuck
this group, Like like you start the.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
You're in our group, and then you ascend it to
the Rogan group.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
No, no, no, no, no. I mean before I was
with the guys i'm with now, so like with Rogan
and his all those LA comics that were like Rogan
and Bert and Sigura and all these guys. Yeah, before
I met I was in an open micro in Philly.
I'd be sitting there like, fuck those guys, they're not
that good. They suck.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Then they're like, hey, you're pretty good. You're like, dude,
you guys are the fucking best. I love it. I
love you guys so much. I was just being gay, dude.
I mean, that's how it works in anything, in anything. Yeah,
it really is like you know what I mean, I
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do know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I just thought you were about to drop something right there, but.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Then I said taking a picture. I was just perfect.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
No, I know what you mean. It's like you kind
of like you're salty because you're not in the world.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
You're like, it's a.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Selfish that, Yeah, it's a self defense.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Projecting your own ship because you know you're like your
buddy than them.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It's like, no, you're not. I would say I'm better
than people. When I was like I had five minutes
of material like that guy sucks, dude, and then you
meet them and you're like, fuck, I'm the biggest douche
of all time.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, you're like, this dude's a good fucking dude. Yep,
but that's normal.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
I think everybody kill and then you watch them kill.
Like I remember there was a comic that I would like,
I like ship all over them. I was like, this
guy sucks. And then I happened to do a show
with him that night and he just murdered and I
had to follow.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Him, and I was like, Dave, are you not allowed Sam?
Since you've given him power?
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I don't want to talk shit about no. See.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I feel like if I talked ship on somebody, I'd
be like, I was wrong about this motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I think I've said it to him.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
That's good, but yeah, she was saying it into the mic.
I'm just how long we've been rolling.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I feel like cook because one thing like we're literally
it's game.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Day, It's name beers with my dad, and it was
a good vibe.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
We had a good vibe.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I hate it being like way that we had the
pod lined up and we couldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
We couldn't get it in this morning. I do appreciate you, Like.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
No, I've been excited about this, dude. You guys fucking
rule Busting with the boys is it's the ship you
fuck with, Busting with the boys, I really do. I
hate the tailor couldn't be here. I know I would
have been fun. I would have liked to have told
him how much I hate Michigan. I fucking h I
fucking hate Michigan. Bro.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, because you were saying when you were on the
bus the first time, you felt like you weren't really
like going at us on moments where you would be like,
you know, you big though.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
No, I was with Michigan. Here's the Michigan. They have
half a title since fucking Adolf Hitler was alive, half
a title since then. And here's the thing, Like right
now everybody's like, Michigan's good they're doing with Michigan. Michigan,
they've had one win in the last how many years?
They beat Ohio State last year. That's it. Now, all
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of a sudden, everyone's like, Michigan stopped. Michigan could beat Clemson.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
What Michigan, I mean Michigan could I feel like could
be Clemson.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I know Clemson is not.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, Clinton's not nice. That's a thing like a resume.
You think you think Michigan's the most fraudulent undefeated team.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
I do you hang on hangout? So this is gonna
come out. I mean, everybody's listening. We got the bust
and ball. Now, everybody's listening. We got the bust and
ball this weekend.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I'm big red dude. I think you think you think
we got a shot. No, I think what happened Minnesota's
run away with this. No, I think Michigan's gonna run
the ball down your throats.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I thought you just said you were a big red brother.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'm big red dudes. It's gonna be a tough one.
Michigan is good. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You just said they weren't fucking good.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
We need we need some juice done.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
We need juice going into.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
The busket ball. I just hate Michigan and I hate
that just that one game which everybody in the world
was cheering for. I was cheering for him when they
beat Ohow State last year. That was fun. Fuck Ohio State.
I do hate Ohio State. A notice Michigan beats him that,
I fucking Michigan's They're the worst. Dude. I used to
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think pet State was the gayest team of all time.
Turns out it's Michigan.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Michigan, I will say this, I'm surprised that Taylor, being
a first round pick and all that that, all the
stuff he's accomplished in the NFL, that we can't get
more than a couple, more than just two sideline passes.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yah, you should be upset about that. You should go
down there with the AR fifteen. You should go to
straighten some things out.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
He had an illness, he had a mental.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, no, they I don't know. Let's say Michigan losers
that you can't do that in football. So that's a
bad argument. That's their one win, Harbo before that one
Michigan Ohio State win. Harbo is on the way out, dude.
He has sucked the entire time so far this year.
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Their only wins Penn State. Their schedule has to be
dead last in the country. It's the worst schedule I've
ever seen, just ball basing Michigan being good off of
the one win last year.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
But to play Devil's advocate, they took care of business
with all of them.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, they've run, They've rushed from four hundred yards against Hawaii. Yes, consistently,
that's a good clip back. They beat the fuck out
of who they got today, Rutgers, they got yukon U
mass or whoever the fuck they play every week. It's unbelievable. Now,
as a No Name fan, yes, we lost to Marshall
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at home. I'm not saying we're good. Different sucks. I'm
not saying No Name wouldn't get fucking destroyed by Michigan
this year. No Name does suck right now, I'm not
saying that. You know what I mean? This isn't about
is fucking overrated. It's annoying and I hate to see
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teams get rewarded for having a soft schedule, because that's
what happens. Alabama gets it every year. Alabama gets what
rewarded for having a fucking weak ass schedule. They play
one away game every fucking season. Dude, it's insane. Yeah,
now they obviously obviously.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
It just started just starting. Yeah, yeah, you got, really
you got that's a great point. He's that he that's
where he went to school.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Obviously, Alabama is They're the best team, without a doubt,
in college football history, without a doubt. They're still getting
rewarded on some bullshit.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, that's all I'm saying. I feel like the A
C C. Bro Like, is.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
It Who's comes to play this year? I don't know.
Syracuse they played, Wait, Wake's actually not bad. Wakes Wakes
better than every team at Wake and Wake in Penn State.
Syracuse and Penn State close just as good as anybody.
Michigan's played. But I don't hear people saying Clemson's the best.
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I hear people saying Michigan's great. Everyone's going Clemson kind
of sucks.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Taylor was here to go back and forth about it
because I like, I see, I see, I do see
that side of it.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Like I root for the just because obviously, yeah, boys,
and we need to and we need to and we
need the Big ten. We need the Big ten to
show out. I hate the Big ten, see.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
But with the with the emergence of the SEC in
the last couple of years, I'm becoming a Big ten man.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Why because the SEC? Hey, that will be the end?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
There? You no, I I yeah, I just like the North.
I hate the set this is Southern football is so annoying.
A bunch of white racists in a fucking stadium being like,
oh you fucking yikes, don't. It's like, bro, you racist car?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Do you go to their game day experiences? Though?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
What? Yeah? I mean it's a good time. It's a
good time. I just hate to see all those Southern racists.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Just keep black athletes your stand up. Don't fucking Bama, bro.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
That's from the heart, dude.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
You know that ship is so funny, man.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
I was. I was watching a fucking thing about Alabama's
first black players, and they were like, it was nineteen
seventy one. I was like, Jesus Christ, seventy one they
had the first black guy.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
And then in the bit you're like they lost the US.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
It was that usc usc came down to Tuscle it
was and fucked them up. It's a bunch of black
dudes from LA. And they were like, all right, let's
turn it down a little. Stop being racist for a
couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
You trying to get in the gambling space.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
Me like, yeah, me personally, I like gambling.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Do you you like talking ball?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I do?
Speaker 2 (42:44):
But would you make it?
Speaker 3 (42:45):
It's unbelievable how much I am wrong about football.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Hang on, though, that's not even what fucking matters. Matters.
If the passion of the conviction by what you say. Hey,
you know what I'm talking about. Hey, how about this?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Would you would you make a trip once a week
next year fucking maybe a little gambling show.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Perhaps, Yeah, talk ball, Yes, I'm into works right now.
It's some of that, so her you get your offers in.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Oh, I'm just thinking like in the future, like other
stuff you can make, Like I enjoyed doing the bet
the bus stuff, like doing the whole payoff with the thing.
But I think it'd be fun that, like to talk
shop like locker room talk vibes, like we're talking shit.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
I would just do uh like you ever watched David
Tel's Insomniac Here it it's great. David Tel would go
to city's city and he would get he would find
the weirdest places. He would get fucked up there and
show you the night life. Just do that with college football.
Just do a blog every week or a vlog of
like we're in fucking Tuscaloosa, here's the bar, We're in
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South Bend, we go to the linebacker, we get fucked up,
here's the picks. Here's this show the game. I mean,
that's a good video.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Are you trying to do that.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yes, buzzing with the boys.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
There we go, buzzing with the boys.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Blacked out with bo Jangles Chicken.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
And that. So that's the perfect way in the market.
That's the perfect buscle with the boys.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
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