Dad’s Survival Guide to Football Season + HUGE Husband Loss | For The Dads Pod - Bussin' With The Boys

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of four the Dads Popping Team six.
I know you were going off right now in the
comments section, I blacked out.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's because you're speechless because we literally just talked for
twenty five minutes before we started recording of What the
fuck with this PT six community? We are speechless easy
with the F word early in the episode. That could
hurt the That could hurt the algorithm.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
But welcome to for the dads. We are a show
that embraces fatherhood. We talk dad stories, the highs and lows,
wins and losses of fatherhood, being a husband. I am
Will Compton, my co host Sherman Young is to my right,
and throughout the show again, God damn, somebody's.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Calling me hey easy, I'm sorry, bleep that out too. Show.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's supposed to be a parenthood show. Throughout the show again,
you'll be hearing about stories. We have a call in
hotline that dads can call in and tell us about
their wins and losses, learns things to add to the
and their survival kit dad hacks. That is at six
oh one the Dads. You call in, you leave a voicemail,
you read a few in the show and we send
you merch if you.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Were featured on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Also, if you want to support for the dads, you
want to support the podcast, you want to support Papa
Team six buds that is if you're in buds training.
Bud stands for breeding until dad status. But you if
you want to support Papa Team six in this movement,
in this community, the way you represent this brand is
you go to bwtv dot com. We have Papa Team

(01:34):
six shirts, we have polos, t shirts, hats, onesies, we
have it all bwtv dot com to shop for the dads,
do what coffee mugs, we have a lot of different stuff, guys.
The replies in the comments section, it is the most fun.
We were talking before the show even started and Chef
brought this up about how we have what episode is

(01:57):
this episode ten?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
We're on episode ten.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is episode ten. We made it to ten boys
committed to ten soft little golf clap episode ten. We
have about fifteen hundred comments and it Chef was just
talking how insane it was that we have a community
that is just spreading positivity, that is building the community
that is talking about Papa Team six finding words for
whatever title, whatever stage of life that you're in and

(02:21):
only about out of those fifteen hundred, only about ten
to fifteen might be negative.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
That ratio is incredible.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Guys, keep please keep leaving comments throughout the episode.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We have so much fun with it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Sharan was just scrolling his phone all of his Instagram
DM requests shouting out the podcast, shouting out talking about
this show.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So keep doing that. And before we go any.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Further, for the sweet love of the man upstairs, subscribe
to this channel as please subscribe on Spotify, Subscribe on Apple,
subscribe on.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Amazon, the Google one, the Amazon one. They're all out there, shear.
If you just send me a screen shot. Remember the
screen show you sent me the other day where we
were ranked.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You want to tell you I saw it. For those
of you at home, PT six for the Dad's podcast
is officially in the top two hundred of comedy podcasts.
That's a that's a cross platform uh scale. So the
site you send me, that's cross platform. That's not just
one plat cross platform, that's not just one. It's called

(03:25):
pods Status, but it takes all the analytics from all
the podcasts and it puts it together, uh on a list.
And we are in the top two hundred six. Yes,
it's in comedy. Good good, toward the bottom.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Good.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
They don't show a top two on it on Apple. Good,
they don't show it on Spotify. Good good, work harder.
Nobody gives a ship work harder.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
The things you chat GPT at three o'clock in the
morning as you're on night watch, where's the pod at
where's the pod? Where's the and also the dms. Dude,
it's crazy, like a huge shout out to our listeners.
That makes my night watch is so much fun when
you're on the wall. When I'm on the wall because

(04:12):
now that Scarlett is getting like good, like four or five.
We haven't hit six yet, but four to five hour
stretches at night. It lets me get on there. I
can reply to people. It's fun, dude. And it's just
like the nicest stuff. It's just the nicest stuff. The
vibes are sick. The vibes are awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
This community of Papa Team six goon bereats Seeman Team six,
which goes by the quote spraying lad for the love
of the game, you're a young thundercut again it we
might have we might have new listeners to this show
and for those new listeners. Papa Team six, you are
part of the Papa Seals. You've done You've done the work.

(04:54):
You are a parent, you are a father trying to
crush it and get better. If you were tuning into
this show, if you were part of Budget Training, I
think we just wipe Seed Team six and we're just
calling it. You're in Butts training. You're in butuds Bud's training.
As you are breeding. You are intentionally breeding until dad status.
Seeman Team six. You're a young thundercat out there. Maybe
you're not looking to have a kid anytime soon and

(05:16):
you're just maybe you got a girlfriend, maybe a fiance,
or you're just playing for sport, but you're you're spraying
led for the.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Love of the game.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And then we have the goon Berets, which you can
go back to a couple episodes and listen to the
breakdown of the goon Berets. But welcome, welcome, Yeah, welcome
the goon Berets.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Don't neat them, don't forget Milk teams. Milk Team six.
By the way, I have a I have.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
An awesome comment that I was reading on YouTube last week.
On last week's episode, this was twenty hours ago as
I'm watching this, Okay, but it comes from in Nordell. Hey,
dads and Captain Jack. Jack is our Jack is our
producer behind the Mikey is the captain and leader of
Team six. He sprays for the love of the game.

(06:03):
I'm a mom milk Team six proud and a big
supporter of the show. The community You've built so much
fun and inclusive to all dads, moms and goons. Be
proud and keep up the great work. I work at
a fertility clinic as a lab technician. I consider my
role as combat support for ST six on the Buds
battlefield in the In the Fight against Infertility, no parentheses

(06:27):
enemy number one to PT six infertility I process sperm
for enhanced sniper attack in parentheses that is IVF and
I C S I or heavy artillery attack that is IUI.
I believe heavy artillery attack is where you do kind
of the The i UI might be the Turkey basin method.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
In the Quest for Conception, I've got a few terms
that throw out there for the ST. Six crew, both
in the Infertility Battle or not. Papa seals preventing additions
to their team by sectimized vetrans.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
They're a VET. Dude, You're they're a VET. You're just
a vet. Get snipped. There's no need to serve anymore.
Yeah yeah, I know you served, but like, yeah you
have that now.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah you a seal or you a VET. Now if
they say vet, you know they they snip snip to
sectimized veterans. ST six shooting blanks ASO agents asospermia agents.
Those are for the those in buds training and they're

(07:34):
shooting blanks.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
And that's as she said, it.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Looks like it reads AZU spermia. And then she put
in prensy's ASO so as ospermia agents.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, I like that. That's what we call them.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
IVF Papa Seals. Welcome to the Sniper Squad. I would
be a I would be in the sniper squad. Well, Scotty,
Scotty was IVF PS. Thank you to Will and Charles
for sharing your IVF journey that was on Bust with
the Boys back when Mother's Day release. If you want
to go check that out. It is such an intense
and emotional rollercoaster for so many people. Your story will
resonate with so many couples. Braving the same fight for

(08:07):
their family. Also go Big Red. Of course, a nice
TBR at the nice Little gbry I've been I get
those all the time, and I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I have no affiliation with the Huskers other than my
work relationship with you, but I always hit them back
with the GBR.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
It's a great fan base, is just like ours.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I love that a mom is taking time to write this,
to write this message in the comments section of the
for the dead spot.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
What was her name in Nordell?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
In Nordell, Okay, in Nordell.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
We want to do we want to get in the
shout now at comments and stuff that we've seen all.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
The four episodes. She's officially the medic of the squad.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
That might be common of the month if we're I
know we don't have them.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I know we don't have a comment of a month
of the month. But sum me a comment.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Last week, right when we got done filming our yeah,
the Megalodons episode, which, by the way, I saw that
there's a shared Sparkle Unicorns monster truck. What yeah, Sparkle, No,
there's note yeah, So people were shooting it to me.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Then Nick ended up texting me so check out. Here's
the monster truck that that rue would rip with Shared
Sparkle Unicorns monster truck. Yeah, bro, we have to go
to one now. I mean that's just guaranteed. We have
to go to one now.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, that's the board game. That's our board game of
choice at home.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Is the troll on the truck. I don't think so
he's got like his hand in the little let me show.
Let me look at I just I opened my phone
and I have a text from Matt Malone.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
He's one of our he's our new social media producer.
And we had a you know, we had a conversation
where I was challenging him on our core values that
we created last week as a.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Team and he didn't get any of them right.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
And I was, you know, was busting his balls at first,
but it became more of a serious conversation as far
as the evidence he's been creating.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, because he was a killer. He was a killer
as an intern.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
He was.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
And I say, sometimes when the guys put the jersey on,
it changes him a little different. They lose that hunger.
Some guys lose that hunger. Right now, what you're showing
me the evidence that you're creating, is that you don't
take this serious enough. I was like, hey, did you
see my follow up email last week? And he goes
which email and I'm thinking, I rarely send emails. He
didn't have that right. He started a rotting off core values,

(10:29):
shooting for the starget, you know, like the Gooner one
overachieve roped up. I'm but keep going and he's shipped
the bad but anyway, yeah, yeah, grateful, Nope. And I
just opened up my phone I see a text from him.
I let you down, but I won't stay down.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's what I love about Matt Malone because they You're right,
some people want the Letterman jacket more than they want
the jersey. They want to be able to walk around
school with the Letterman Jackey.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
God, Look, they love what the team does for them,
what the brand does for them, more than they love
the brand.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
But here's the It's called Sparkle Smash twenty twenty four
highlights Sparkle Smash.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I just texted you a picture of it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh, let's go.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
But the reason the reason I was bringing up that
episode in the Monster Truck is when we got done
film and Shirm sent send me an.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Incredible clip that.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Honestly, it's like it's just a great it's a great
comment to read about why we started this thing in
the first place.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do you want to read it? Show? Yeah, absolutely, I
can read it. So this one comes from Derek Galagos six'
eight zero. Eight he, said first, off shout Out, Chef
shout Out, papa SHIRM i think our kids were born
on the same. Day shout Out scarlett and your. Kid
shout out the legends of busting with the, Boys will And.
Taylor so he pretty much covered all the bases right

(11:54):
off the, bat right off the bat first, time Remember
papa team six to baby Boy barrett My Michael galagos
born three weeks. AGO bmg or fifty cow Is barrett's
nickname given to him by his. Father. Boys after two
weeks in the, neek you we got to home, base
back At Fort. Couch and let me tell, YOU i

(12:15):
am not in the. TRENCHES i am digging the. TRENCHES
i spent months researching how to build the perfect nursery
and hopes of accomplishing the mission code Name Silent, nights
and we have had nothing BUT bbi E, ds which
is baby Born Improvised explosion, diapers sleepless, nights And mama

(12:39):
bear hearing me say.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Good with so many.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
O's he puts so many o's in. GOOD i will tell,
you after seventeen years in the, MILITARY i can say
some of the best Training i've received has been from
for The Dad's podcast. Community doesn't that gash you?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Up?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Man and not just for The Dad's pop, podcast he,
said for The Dad's podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Community, yes, dude, yes because, again and we'll be reading
some dad hacks and some losses THAT i saw in
the comments.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Section but, ABSOLUTELY i love.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
IT i love that people are scrolling in the comments
and it's just been it's it's fucking.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Cool keep go ahead and keep, going keep up the
great work with the show always hit Record chef does
a great job of, that AND i look forward to
more of the sick. MERCH i ordered THREE pt six
shirts for me and my veteran dad community here In.
Michigan hashat Go, Blue shout Out, Taylor Shout Out, Taylor
shout Out, taylor shout out The blue will great job

(13:37):
on all your. STORIES i salute you, brother as you
are outmanned and out gunned with the ladies in the.
House thank, You derek thank you for the members Of
Seeming team six out there as you prepare for the big,
leagues start, reading go to daddy boot camps and share
the community to get as many resources as. Possible dot

(14:01):
dot Dot, well, BOYS i gotta grab my shovel and
get back to. Digging these diapers and trash won't take themselves.
OUT pt six Member derek galagas out literally from the,
trenches the front. Line, yeah you know WHO i want

(14:21):
in my foxhole WHEN i gotta get a shut. Eye
and who's gonna be the? LOOKOUT i Want Derek, gallaghy,
yes to be the. Lookout seventeen years in the military.
Too thank, You, derek thank you for your.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Service ser, absolutely but just shouting out the fourth of
The dad's. Community it's it's been fun seeing the comments
and you see.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
It hey.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Again we set the tone last week on how we
would like the comments section to. Go you see people leaving,
comments and you see a dad out there going through,
something or he wants to be celebratory about, something maybe
having a, kid maybe he's in the. Trenches i'll talk
through a dad loss here later THAT i read. About
and Just i've seen more replies to comments and seeing
it in the YouTube comment. Section you're not making that,

(15:05):
up Because i've been seeing it, too And i've been
seeing a lot of.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Likes somebody will go on a tirad and then just
finish it with good and then you'll be like eight. Likes.
YEAH i love that because it's their way of saying like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. Good they're acknowledging.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
It we're taking we're taking the things we learned on
last week's episode on the practice, field and we're executing
it on game.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Day we sure. Are and at the very end of the,
EPISODE i, Said i'll know if y'all remember, THIS i,
said and if you watched this episode all the way
to this, moment last, thing leave a wolf in the.
Chat just leave a wolf in the. CHAT a bunch of.
Wolves there were forty five, wolves and we counted forty

(15:46):
five sickos that watched all the way up to the.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
End that fires me, up, man that's. Electric it tells.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Me transition into comments at the top of the, show going,
OVER i got one FROM pt six.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Sharp there's a YouTube profile out. There pet six.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
SHARP i knew you'd grab this. One this no longer
feels like a. Podcast it feels like a. Family do you.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
See the reply underneath? It, NO i, Said, Okay Vin, diesel.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's a tough.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
COMMENT i grabbed, you AND i grabbed like exce ones
BECAUSE i was, LIKE i feel Like will's gonna for
sure grab that.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
One you, KNOW i saw that one and you just,
oh you just you set the phone down and you
kind of look around and you're, like, man we're creating something. Cool,
man leave no doubt we need we JUST i, SAID
i THINK i saw Was Andrew. SCHULZ i think talk
about it in an. Article somebody publish an article or
something like, that and he's, like one thing we need

(16:48):
more of is more, dads more men talking about fatherhood
the masculinity behind, it but fatherhood in. General AND i
think it's cool that we have a small platform that
is building community where, moms, dads everybody's chiming in and
it does feel, like you, know TO pt Six sharp

(17:08):
no longer feels like a, podcast feels like a, family
like people embracing. Fatherhood chef was talking, earlier who are
you talking to about people coming out in the hospital
and taking.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Photos possible, employee possible.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Employee but thinking about people being fired up to take
a photo with The Papa team six shirt on, it
where you're walking out of the hospital and arguably the,
biggest most precious moment of your, life like you're having a. Kid,
yeah you're fired up when you get, married but when
you have a, kid it changes your entire world and

(17:41):
the biggest moment of your. Life you're walking through the
hospital and you're Repping afford The dad shirt or you're
repping A Papa team six shirt and you're wanting to
take a moment to, say, hey can you get a
photo of me carrying the little one out the?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Hospital like? Insane it's, Crazy. Dude that gases. Me, dude
it gases me up BECAUSE i know that just With,
jill And i'm sure saying with you a, charo just
how gassed up the moms are almost naturally for this.
Process and it's just like you Texting chari last week
OF i want to get a. Family pick that wife

(18:17):
that has just pushed out this. Baby she's just gone through,
it and she's, like Thank, GOD i got this man alongside.
Me BUT i hope he's as gassed up AS i
am to be a, parent and he's got his hat
insured for The dadsy's. Baby you gotta get a picture of? Me,
yeah you know they're loving it.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Right because and this could be, wrong BUT i feel
like this is my own, assumption BUT i assume that
moms when they have their kids or as she's. PREGNANT
i don't know how the entire process goes for them at,
home but there's probably something of hope that he is
going to be into this as much AS i.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Am, yeah when we have the.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Kid, yeah and then when you see, again just taking
a moment from like the biggest moment one of your.
Lives he's got. On he's repping the fatherhood. Stuff he's
wanting to embrace. It he's about. It he's, like, hey
can we get a? Photo you know WHAT i? Mean
and kind OF i would assume it kind of gives
like a not a full, relief but like A i'm
excited that he as excited AS i am about, it
because a lot of stories that you hear too is

(19:17):
dads don't buy in until the baby gets a little
bit older or you'll have, conversations and it's.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
The newborn stage Is and for, Me i'm.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
More into like when once the child turns six months
or when they start walking or as they get older
and you can play with, them that's when the dad
buys in. More and the fact that we're feeling, like you,
know the fact that there there are dads now getting
fully bought in from walking.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Out of the hospital is just is cool to see
because it's, like, yeah you want to you want to
embrace every every, moment every. Moment, yeah, dude it's really really.
Fun And i'm really lucky to be a new dad
doing this show because it's done wonders on my mentals

(20:04):
during all the trench, battles every single peopee, diaper every
single spin, up and just like all the fun. Lingo
i'm doing it, myself LIKE i feel like a viewer
of this podcast being a new, dad and it does help.
Me it's it's kind of, wild.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
It's it adds an accountability.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Element it.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Does AND i know my wife's listening right now BECAUSE
i feel like she's listened to every.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Episode she's, live she's enjoyed. It and the accountability story
That i'm about to bring, up oh no pains.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Me but.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Again we're talking about before the show about like work.
Stuff if there's truth behind, it you gotta find your
way to accept it and so this accountability of us
doing the. Podcast, yeah a moment last night.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
WHERE i wasn't prepared for. It but before we're about
to do, Bedtime, yeah she's, like we gotta Hang, oh
we gotta go hang the shelf up In scotti's. Room
you hate you hate that. Shit you hate THAT i
hate that.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Shit if you're coming to this podcast and even wives
watching and think, like, HEY i hope my husband IS
i wanted masculinity in his life like this wheel guy
when it comes to manual labor and building, shit you.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Hate that shit that's out of my.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Wheelhouse And i'm more delegate to. Elevate, yeah we got
task grab. It we got people that can figure this
out BEFORE i have to go get out the hammer
and go get the stud.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
FINDER i don't even know what the stud finder. Does
the press the button and. Navigate it was.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Helpful but we go upstairs AND i take the box
upstairs cause it's seven. O'clock i'm THINKING i want to
get the kids, down And i'm also thinking, like is
she gonna Take rude? Tonight is she gonna Take scottie?
Tonight because we were on the training camp tour for
three days in a. Row so usually when that, happens
it's LIKE i could be either of us if we're

(22:23):
gone for a few days in a, row we might be, like,
hey you got the bag on rude because rue takes.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Longer.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah SO i go up, there she, scared just got.
IT i get this, big this big box with the
shelf in, it set it. Down i'm cutting it. UP
i just kind of have a piss poor.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Attitude i'll be, honest what Time what time is?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
This?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Uh probably quarter after? Seven okay at this point Because
i'm thinking to, myself.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Why AM i doing? This or why are we doing?
This like why couldn't task Grab it's. Easy i'll spend fifty.
Bucks somebody come put this, in even if it takes five.
Seconds And i'm aware THAT i sound like a bitch right.
Now yeah, yeah, yeah BUT i hate, hate just especially
when it jumps on.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Me. YEAH i was about to say it was right before,
bedtime right before.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Bedtime So i'll bump it up AND i don't, know
she says, something let me go get the hammer whatever we.
NEED i need to go back downstairs again to come
back up and uh, AGAIN i have a, pissed poor.
ATTITUDE i have a, pissed poor. Attitude i'm not embracing
the trenches of what we like to hold ourselves accountable.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
For hand, up.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
SWEETHEART i know you're listening right, now AND i am
wrong about. That but she hit me, with, oh, no.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
What's going on while you have such a bad? Attitude
AND i turn around and looked at. IT i, go
why why are we doing?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
This why we got to do?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
This right?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Now she wants to put the monitor up Because scotty's
been grabbing the monitor because we just sit it on
top of the.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Crib so she wants to sholf up so we can
put the monitor on top of the. SHELF i do get.
IT i, think why AM i doing?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
This?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Like we got, people we got task grab it like
this isn't. Easy it's like it's gonna take five. Minutes
you'd spend you'd spend whatever an hourly rate on task
grab it for something that takes five minutes and Sixty,
yeah look at him like YEAH i would.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
And, Uh and she hits me WITH i think it's why.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
YOU i, mean you got this for The dad's podcast
where you talk about you, know, yeah, buddy, yeah, yeah
you embrace the trenches and you, know talk about moments like, This.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Chorrow don't be putting any ideas In jill's. Head, Yeah
jill's gonna steal that. Move she's watching this right.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
NOW i love, you.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Honey, hey she's stealing, that buddy zero to. One, internally,
no you did. Me, yeah it didn't come. OUT i
did not external. GOOD i hate.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
GOOD i hate it good because.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
You know WHAT i wanted to. Say you know WHAT i?
Told you know WHAT i said to her? Dad what
did you? Say be tell the? Truth? Though what did you?
SAY i, said bitch, underneath underneath your.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Breath INSIDE i didn't say.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Shit, yeah, yeah but, HEY i. WAS i.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
WAS i was tight that she was throwing that in
my face AND i was. SILENT i was silent through.
Her so she's, Like i'll do. It, no, no, No
i'm already doing. This i'm gonna do. It finished did the.
Shelf thing took ten fifteen minutes. Out we had the
guy had to go, up up and down the stairs
a few different. Times we had to study find. HER
i ended up putting a screw in the wall where

(25:47):
stud Wasn't it's kind of, loose And i'm, like, oh
we CAN i think this will, work and it works.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
It But i'm like, this WHY i don't like doing?
IT i don't know What i'm.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Doing, yeah but, YEAH i was quiet for a. While,
however here's how the story. Ends i'm thinking about all
this BECAUSE i you, Know i'm An i'm an internal.
BEING i get fired, UP i keep it. IN i suppress.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It it manifested even, more and a lot of pride
Because i'm wanting to be. Mad that's.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Crazy you want to throw this in my? Face that's.
Crazy you want to throw a podcast in my? Face
LIKE i can't have a bad.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Moment you know WHAT i?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Mean like you're just going only like you should call me? Fake, yeah, yeah,
Yeah i'm having all these conversations with.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Myself i'm sitting. THERE i Think i'm finishing up with
a ru.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Rusy DADAD i need three, kisses uh huh kiss and three.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Squeezes AND i kind of avoid, too LIKE i see
her Like i'm, not you, know pass, by maybe stay
out of the. Way Like i'm trying to make it
known That i'm a little. Upset she's upset, too because
every time she's telling me, Something i'm just like staring at.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Her i'm not saying. Nothing i'm not saying. Anything you got.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
HOT i was. HOT i WAS i was, Hot like
my lip could have quivered WHEN i was looking at her.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Things i'm will, say, yeah when she hit me with
the four of the, dad when she hit me with,
That i'm thinking that's a wild haymaker to throw on.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Me but because there is truth to, It, yeah she
hit you in the sweet, spot.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes but adding that to your to your, offense it's,
crazy especially this early.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
On we're just. Giving we're on episode. Ten, yeah we're
on episode.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Ten we're all, learning we're all trying to get.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Better we're only one ninety. Six and then talk to one.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Hundred, babe you want to do the podcast on my
face BECAUSE i don't want to put a shelf up right.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Now talk to me when we were top, ten, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah and, yeah maybe that's why we're ranked
outside the top one hundred right. Now BUT i come
out of ruise, ROOM i go, downstairs AND i says
to myself When i'm, Upstairs i'm, LIKE i gotta apologize
BECAUSE i, YEAH i had a bad, attitude, RIGHT i
did think it was absolute bullshit that she hit me

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with the with the forth Of dad's brain.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Stuff, however.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
As i'm thinking about How i'm going to apologize going, downstairs,
OH i wanted to just just, say, Hey i'm really
SORRY i had a bad attitude, earlier give her a,
kiss and didn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Else because as much AS i want.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
To, say, Hey i'm, SORRY i had a bad attitude
about everything, earlier but you SAYING, X y AND, z
there's a saying out there is you never want to
ruin an apology with an. Excuse, Yeah so just saying
What i'm sorry for because she ended UP i apologize
LIKE i didn't mean, that you, KNOW i didn't mean

(28:47):
to say that, either or she said something that you,
KNOW i knew she.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Was we were both kind of in the. Moment she
answer me with, That i'm mom fuming going up and
down the. Streets so she had some umph behind. It
it wasn't just like a funny little Like oh, no it.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Wasn't a funny. Thing, yeah, yeah because she's, like, hey
what's your? PROBLEM i was, like why are we doing?
This she, said we got to get the monitor. Up i'm,
like why why can't we have somebody else do?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
This you, KNOW i hate you know.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Why you, KNOW i don't like doing this type of.
Stuff and she's, like it's going to take five. Minutes like,
AGAIN i hear the Way i'm, sounding and she's. Right
she sees it as like we're connecting and doing something.
TOGETHER i don't catch it that. Much my connection happens
under the, sheets you know.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
What, yeah, yeah, yeah she's more of an access service
kind of. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, again like if if there's a if there's a,
plan AND i know it's, coming that's one thing when
it kind of Like i'm kind of like seeing the
clock it's getting close to.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Bedtime, hey it's. Bedtime lets get them.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Rolling and then then you hit, me which we got
to build something And i'm wanting to get the kids to.
Bed throws me off my. Track throws me off my.
Track wall go back to, Yo, yo you were, apologizing
AND i kind of got.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
YOU i went downstairs ON i just walked over to
it BECAUSE i knew we're gonna have to have the. Conversation,
Yeah and SO i just went downstairs AND i Just
i'm swallowing everything that's going on in my head BECAUSE
i Know i'm, overreacting AND i KNEW i had a
piss poor. Attitude SO i just walked downstairs AND i
walked over to on the couch AND i, said, hey,
Sweetheart i'm sorry about earlier LIKE i HAD i, DID
i had a bad. ATTITUDE i went about that the wrong.

(30:20):
WAY i said SOME i said some version of that
with no like you, Know i'm trying to deliver it
well sincerely.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
BECAUSE i. WAS i was being a. Bitch, YEAH.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I, Said i'm a runner the gas. Station give me
a couple drinks before we go upstairs and hit these video.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Games i'm about to hit the, stakes, yeah With. Damon and.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
But that's how it went.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Down that's how it went, down did well that kid
that came from you talking About i've enjoyed the, show
the accountability of the, show and the wives out there
listening that know they're. There their main listens to the. Show,
fellas do not be surprised if you get hit with
something like. This you're embracing the, Brain you're about the,
brain and then a moment comes to where they can
see that they can just put the knife in the

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side of your.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Back because that's WHAT i felt like.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Happened accountability is, huge and it's been it wasn't on
my docket before we started. RECORDING i was not going
to bring up accountability at, all but it has been
a topic of conversation between you AND i of recent
in the office of recent good reminder it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Is it made me think about the ideas of having
like good in the rooms and, stuff like something visually
because once she checked, me And i'm Putting scottie. Down
so When i'm sitting there Rocking scottie to, sleep you're by,
yourself so you, have LIKE i have the time to.
THINK i, know chargsing the other room's rue And i'm
thinking through everything Because i'm mad AND i kind of
want to stay. Mad, yeah my pride is getting in

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the way because of what she said to, me after
the fact THAT i was just having a piss poor
attitude about everything and every PLACE i.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Went i'm trying to find reasons that it could have
and then it.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Just comes to like she's.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Wrong, yeah, Yeah i'm trying to find any reason the.
Way but Then i'm, like, there, yeah there is. NONE i, like,
yeah body, language, attitude everything about.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
It oh, yeah. Dude And i've been working on my.
APOLOGIES i haven't even said this To, jill But i've
caught myself doing this With jill a lot during my
apologies of let's SAY i made you. Mad, hey sorry
THAT i made you feel mad WHEN i. Did And i'm, like,

(32:36):
dude that's so. LAME i know that's.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Lame and when.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
People apologize like that to, Me i'm, like that's such
a lame apology Because i've been checking myself on.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
That, yeah because you're saying, it you're the apology Is
i'm sorry you felt that.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Way, Yeah i'm.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Sorry that's not that's not Saying i'm sorry for DOING,
X y AND. Z, yeah it's i'm sorry you felt that,
way and then we'll justify it on. Mind it's, like,
hey we're apologizing My i'm letting you know my intention
was never, that and your.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Reaction to it was, like, Hey i'm sorry you ended
up reacting that.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
WAY i caught myself last night at The County fair
actually apologizing to her because she wanted to do a
diaper change before we. LEFT i didn't want to get
caught in traffic because we had to get back, home
which was a goal shared by both of. Us it
wasn't just LIKE i wanted to, jet BUT i was like,

(33:29):
honey diaper. Change we can't do that, afterward you, know
once we get, home like she'll be fine the car
and she was, like why so you can go home
and play video? Games AND i was, like, oh in
my head it's, like, Yes i'm excited to play video
games with the, boys but, no that's not WHY i
was saying. It and my initial apology that came, out

(33:54):
dude was going to be, like, Hey i'm sorry THAT
i made it seem LIKE i want to go home
and played, it AND i had to reshape. It in my,
HEAD i was, like, NO i need to apologize for having.
Attitude WHEN i, said can we not just you, know
change the diaper? Later AND i apologize for. THAT i
don't remember my exact, wording BUT i and then.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
It's like working on the apology.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Factor. Yeah and THEN i just said To jill because
one thing that with communication and like not, arguments but
like things where she'll get, UPSET a big one Is
jill wants to know that she is a priority in my.
Life and so in that, MOMENT i was, like how
CAN i Tell jill that she is a priority in

(34:38):
my life and that video games are not more important
than her or my daughter at this, moment, right that's
what she needs to hear and NOT i was worried
about the. TRAFFIC i wasn't worried about the video. Games
blah blah. Blah and then it turns into a whole.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Thing.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Yeah, Sure i've done that so many, times AND i
have the same thing caught, Myself like you have you
use something else is an excuse or like a vehicle
as to your apology or your reasoning for. Something, yeah,
reality like true, Intentions like maybe it's not like it's not,
nefarious but you're just, like how DO i how DO

(35:12):
i navigate this conversation and like in your mind like
what's going to go? Smooth whereas sometimes it's like maybe
this isn't gonna be something that's going to be. Smooth
it needs to you, know just be talked.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Out, yeah, dude, absolutely and just acknowledge that you completely
understand why it got to where it, was because chases
are they're going to say it might get, reciprocated like
an apology that you felt like you wanted to be heard.
On you don't want to go into an apology expecting,
anything but it's more Like i'm sorry THAT i did.
THIS i can one understand why it made you feel that,

(35:47):
way and that is totally on me when you Go
i'm sorry that you felt that way or that you,
know we all know those half ass apologies men like
we're Fucking we'll find any reason to let our. Pride
our pride will stay the, pride we find any reason
not to because these ARE i think these are good conversations,
too because we got football season coming up the.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Whole, hey get home and play video.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Games can in the, season well can easily be all
what you're wanting to get done right, now so you
can go watch football with the boys.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
A, hundred Which i've been seeing a lot in the comments.
Lately that has been a Comment i've seen multiple. Times,
boys please break. Down how do we go about football
season this?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Year there's a GUY i gotta find his. TikTok i
Think i've told you guys about. It where it's the?
TikTok is him doing like, overly not like he's overly
trying to where he's.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Vacuuming, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Captions like fifty three days till.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Football we, Got, yeah pull pull like his love of clip? Up,
yeah pull his clip. Up when you're talking about that
because those are hull. Lakers those are so.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Funny those are.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Good and the uh like looking outside and like he's
putting all his golf stuff. Together have you seen those
where he's like also, vacuuming but he's slowly like putting
his golf a tire.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
On, OH i, KNOW i haven't seen that.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
One and the life, like, man you did a great
job with all those shores and. Stuff are you gonna
go golfing or? Something he's like got his glove in
his back. Pocket he's, like was it nice? Outside, well
the guys did say that there's a tea time. TOO i.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
WASN'T i wasn't gonna.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
GO i wasn't gonna. Go BUT i guess what do
you for that? COMMENT i THINK i know when you're
talking about where he's wanting to he's wanting to know
how to prepare for football. Seasons, yeah, Dude i've seen
multiple comments on, that like they would really want what
tips would you? Give? Oh, see it's it's different for.
Everybody BECAUSE i put out That Sydney sweeney meme video

(37:48):
and like in the comments.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
You have buddy that, video play the.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
VIDEO i think a couple of the guys are coming
over a little, later like no more than four five one?
SECOND i think this Is todd.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Big two.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
What i'm fuck you?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Dude yes? Over oh come on if they're in Town, Bringham? Bringham,
hey what is six guys gonna?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Hurt you know What i'm?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Saying?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Hurry you got four or five coming? Over why?

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Not?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Okay? Yeah, yeah, no she bag you're headed out. Right,
yeah she sat it out the whole, day don she.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Went she, goes are you a wrench?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Leader that in that?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Video bro IS i think one of my, favorites like
across the.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Internet thank? You it is so so. Funny no. Expectations
that was right WHEN i started here. Too, YEAH i
had no expectations of that thing popping. Off that ship
was so. Funny.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Man did you do that phone call off the dome
or did you script it from THOSE.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I just went upstairs AND i recorded myself FOR i
would say five. Minutes probably workshopped at a. Few this
will be funny to put in. Here. YEAH i have
a buddy Named todd that shout OUT. Tc that's my
boy from high, school shout OUT, tc big. Toad but,
YEAH i mean the usual suspects that we'd come over

(39:36):
WHEN i was living In Fort, worth we'd grill out
all the. TIME i have people over On, saturdays one
time of WHICH i got that was a huge motherfucked
moment Before jill was the. Mother we had the boys
in the garage to like two, am, dude just. Ripping
jill comes, back she Had oh, Dude i'll tell that story.

(39:57):
Separately where WAS i?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Going uh? Uh?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Yeah tips for preparing for.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Football. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Tips there's a lot of, DADS a lot of dads
are out there wondering how to. Navigate it's a slippery,
slope especially when you get mid. Season your team starts
catching some, momentum or they're, bad or you're in a
bad mood because your team, lost, yes and they feel
like the wife he should be empathizing with where you're at.
Mentally you can't watch the. Kids my boys just lost right.
Now how can you not see how much how SERIOUS
i take this fantasy football. Drafts that's one that sneaks

(40:28):
up on me THAT i need to have to do
a better job. Of that's coming, up, Dude, yeah that's coming.
UP i think the number, one the god tier tip
or dad, hack whatever you want to call.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
It, yeah it's just the, communication the pre communication.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Communication, dude, sweetheart we know you hate football, season and
maybe she's like this is if your girl doesn't like football,
Season that's WHY i was gonna.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Even if they kind of like, It like my wife's
bought into, football BUT i always jabber like she's not
a real football, Fan like she went To, Maryland Like
maryland's not that good at, Football SO i can see
why she's she cheered At, Washington But i'm always, like,
Hey washington, on why aren't we me and you just
watching this game every, snap every?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Player you're not a real.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Fan then she're, like, bro she, knows you, know she always,
first she knows the, rules she knows some, players blah blah.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Blah But i'm always jabbing her about. It so even
if your wife is kind of on board with, football
you know the difference between a die hard and then
just a casual or they're not a fan at. All
but even the casuals is for, casuals and even not
a fan that get annoyed about, football you still want
to anchor the emotion with, sweetheart we both know you
hate football, season and then, no, NO i don't hate football.

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Season just please please let me. FINISH i want to
talk with you now because we both know how MUCH
i love The nebraska And, huskers and there are going
to be some Every. Saturday they're going to play at
a slot of. TIME i don't know, everyone but each

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week WHEN i figure out when they're, PLAYING i would
love to have my undivided attention beyond that.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Game maybe you're a sicko and you want to watch
a lot of the. Games you have to do a good.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Job of being, like here's WHAT i would love my
season to look. Like, YEAH i know that's not going to,
happen AND i would love your input on how we
can execute to balance football season.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
With.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Life with what we're. Doing, yeah, yeah with what we're.
Doing BECAUSE i enjoy WHAT i enjoy watching the. GAME
i could watch them all, day all day IF i
had the opportunity. To BUT i know THAT i need
to carry the LOAD i. NEED i know THAT i
need to be, present AND i just want to figure
out a great middle ground that we.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Can align on as we go into the. Season BECAUSE
i got a draft coming up now next, WEEK i
want to be. THERE i kind of want to tell the.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Time i'm kind of scared to commit to a time
with them because part of me scared to allow this
draft to sneak up on. Us and Then i'm throwing
the draft that You, hey the boys were drafted in an,
hour and then we're both in a little bit of
a tiff And i'm, THINKING i Can't i'm drafting right.
NOW i want to knock it out of the way.
NOW i want to knock it out of the way.
Early how can we align on a structure throughout the,

(43:25):
year a structure that doesn't have to be so you,
know dialed into the T i know there's going to
be moving, obstacles, yes and moving targets throughout the.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Year we'll handle. Those but as long as we're, lying
as long as you know where my love in my
heart is with you with the, GAMES i think we
can figure something. Out well then you just sold. Me,
yeah well SAID i think that's your baseline. Again, yeah
you got to have a starting, baseline, dude because you
can't commit to what you want your schedule to. Be

(43:55):
out of the, Gate you're you're getting in some hot.
Water you're already you're already awakening the defense inside of your.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Wife you want to set up your success by first
anchoring the emotion of we both know you hate, football
or we both know that you hate how MUCH i love.
Football give them a chance to step in and say
that's not, true because it's a, balance. Right it probably
has a lot to do with your trying to watch

(44:24):
all these games and you're not there's zero intention going
on around the, house and you're waiting until the day
of and then, you guys are in a reactive state of.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Emotion, no you're handling it by having a little fun
anchoring the.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Top we both know you hate THAT i love, football
and then you lay out how can we align on
what this year can look? Like because here's what's important
to me outside of you guys being priorady number, one
my draft coming up with The, boys watching my favorite
college football team On, saturdays watching my FAVORITE nfl team On,
sundays prime, time prime. Time we Got thursday night, football

(44:58):
we Got sunday night, football we Got monday night. FOOTBALL
i know that sounds like a lot right, now, Sweetheart
BUT i know that if we just take, it if
we just go one by one here and figure out
what a solution can, BE i know we can knock
this out of.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
The park and pick pick Your Golden. Game pick that
one game that you really want to, see whatever you
want to. Watch and for your example of like The
Nebraska cornhuskers are playing around the same time As christie's
gender reveal party that you all have to go. To
you And christy Is charles's best friend in the, World

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so set that expectation.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Of i'm not going to make that.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You Think i'm. Joking, no, NO i don't think you're.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Joking chow threw a birthday party for me last. Year
was it Was illinois At, nebraska but we lost in.
Overtime but you'll threw a birthday party for me all
my birthday to where we had a.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Dinner we had about eight people come to this dinner.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Please AND i needed to DO i send them the.
Photo i'll send them the.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Photo AND i needed the restaurant that you're going to
that you're wanting. TO i don't think it was a,
surprise but the whatever restaurant it, is they better have A.
Tv and if we're gonna do a private, room they
better have A tv that can be in that. Room
BECAUSE i am watching The Nebraska cornhuskers play On friday
night and the entire dinner party everybody's having a great,

(46:24):
time And i'm just glued to THE tv AND i
set the expectation with, everybody the, Guys i'm not going
to be mingling at dinner BECAUSE i have to Watch nebraska.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Play they wheeled it up like on one of those like,
uh you's air. Teacher. NO i saw the. Picture it
was Dicey for a.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Minute they wielded SOME tv And i'm, like are we
gonna be able to get the game on?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
It it looked like the ones back in. School, yeah
there's sub rolls in movie. Day, Yes fortunately we got,
it but if, NOT i would have been just on
my on my, phone just on YouTube, tv no free.
Shot and that's WHAT i was going to say, about
Like chrissie's gender reveal is just set that expectation with the. Wife, hey,

(47:09):
honey Isn't chrissy's gender? Reveal doesn't it start at eleven? Thirty?
Yeah oh. Dang The huskers kick off at eleven, Fifteen
So i'll probably be keeping up with the, game you,
know via my phone at the party then and then
whenever we head out we can catch it on the way.
Home do we have anything we gotta do? After? No, Nothing, okay,

(47:29):
cool it would be cool if we you, know can
we get back home directly? After, YEAH i can hop
on the.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Cow.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah if your team plays at, eleven figure out what
that morning looks like before eleven. Starts, yeah and then
when the game. Ends you, know whatever, emotion you're right
and you write that, emotion but you, know you got
to get back In you got to get back in
the trenches at. Home you got to get back in
the game at.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Home you got to be. Present you gotta be. Present
the other THING i was going to say in the
in the comments of that, VIDEO i saw a lot
of people of, like, oh, my my girl would never do,
this or other people being, like, yo this is literally my.
Wife so the range is very. Different, yeah if your

(48:10):
wife hates, football you gotta somehow find a way to
get her to fall in love with your. Team don't
worry about the football aspect of. It try and get
her to fall in love with the. Brand that would
be my FIRST i need to get your out To
nebraska and see their new.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Facility she's been but we went to like a spring,
GAME i, Believe and this was old teeth Comp this
is old old.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Teeth willie bro she hadn't been to those new. Facilities
she's gotta, go yeah and see all the love THAT
i Agree lincoln has for. You but you're, right that's
that's a good that's a good way to buy.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
IN i have the.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Wife she likes.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Football it's not life isn't based around watching football. Games
but she knows how MUCH i love, football, yes and.
Understands so as long As i'm commune dicating ahead of
time and it's not taking up my entire day to
where it's, like, hey come, on come, on, this this
can't be all.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Year totally get. That and then if your wife or
significant other whatever does have a, team you got to
buy into their. Team that's what has helped me a
time is WHEN i know and it's, well you, know
you don't have to buy in if she's not. Interested i'm,
saying Like jill loves The, longhorns.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
It gets.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Me you like The, longhorns it gets Me browning points
WHEN i go to the, games or you, know The
longhorns beat us with one second left on the clock
and beat us thirteen years And Mac brown with his
little dip in his. Mouth one more one more, Hanking,
yeah one more. Hanking Y'all shore have won. That y'all
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Speaker 1 (49:52):
Two the men out there that have wives or girlfriends
that are sick goes like you with football. CONGRATULATIONS i that.
It it fires me up for, you makes me a little,
Jealous but that's. Amazing but embrace their, team like WHEN
i maybe if they're sickles like, you they're probably ready
for a good back and, forth a good old fashioned.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Rivalry oh, yeah oh one hundred. Percent But i'm, saying
like you're turning her team on and making a priority
to watch her. Team, yeah you get to watch ball
at the end of the, Day yeah you. Do but
then it's, like, hey when it's crunch time and like
whatever conflict with your, Team, yeah it'll be in the
back of your, head, like, Hey, Sman sherman sits there

(50:32):
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Speaker 4 (52:10):
Great you never know if they trick you in the. Beginning, yeah,
no it's always a.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Worry SO i shout out my beautiful girlfriend alex alexas
does she?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Does? She she wear that you're the captain Of Seaman team.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Six she is AND i have, well we haven't discussed it,
yet BUT i know she, listens so.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
She knows what it.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Means, yes, yeah, good, good She's she's actually on her
way From, knoxville and it's A, friday so we'll probably
have a great chat about that around. Dinner but, yeah
she's really. Great so we met in. College she is From,
knoxville so she grew up going to every Every tennessee

(52:55):
game with her. Parents she's a diet, okay so she's A.
Yeah for the most, part we've had like One we've
had like one or two instance WHERE i lost. It
it was A joe. Miltoneer we were walking out Of
neeland and we were playing To AUSTIN. P and this
is like coming off That hen And hooker twenty twenty one,
year where couldn't you know we couldn't have a bad offensive.

(53:18):
Game and we put up like first half of put
up like fourteen Against AUSTIN. P and we were leaving
that game AND i might have had a little bit
too much a drink AND i was grabbing random people
like what the hell are we? Doing and she it,
WAS i, mean might've been my worst episode. EVER i
remember that next. Day she was, Like, Hey i'm letting
you know right. Now do you ever pull that kind

(53:39):
of shit. Again as we're walking out Of, NEELAND i
swear To GOD i will break up with you and
we for sure will never go to another game. EVER
i was, like, yes, MA'AM i. Gotcha if you.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Checked your, ass she checked.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
ME i was walking out of there like a total,
jackass LIKE i was being like JUST i was just pissed.
OFF i get upset when you take your.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Vall, serious, man it's all.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
GOOD i do a lot of passionate, FANS a lot
of passion fans have watched this show that love their, team.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Love their, team and so you don't feel. Alone got
sucker punched by some, SAEs some e dogs down AT
tcu after A BAYLOR tcu, game And jill told me
the same thing the next, morning, said if you ever
get that drunk, again if you ever do anything like that,
AGAIN i will not hesitate to not only break up with,

(54:26):
you BUT i will never speak to you. Again her
mom had to pick me up from A kroger parking.
Lot it's a fun. Story it's a fun story.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
To wrap it all the way back around. Communication just,
Communicate just. Communicate, hey, look we're NOT i know we
were kind of giving game on how it gets to
where your entire undivided attention is for you in the.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Game i'm Kinda.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
I'm kind of now hearing, that and it's more more
or less figure out what needs to be done even
during the. Game, YEAH i think your gal is gonna
respect any big moment that might be. Happening it's fourth.
Quarter you got a two minute drive like you're in
it and you're going blah blah, blah like they know
how to.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Pivot with that.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Up but to get a full three hours to yourself
could be a tall. Task figure out what you know
it needs to be, done even in those three. Officers
if you got the, kiddo first, half, second third, quarter
whatever you need me to, do you got to take
your time away from THE tv and do what needs
to be, done especially if you're playing A slaptic. Team,
now if we're, talking we're talking big, game rivalry stakes

(55:34):
on the, line any of those, GAMES i feel like
they need to understand that kind of pressure that we.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Are under during those. Times, yeah, dude But.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Slapt, dicks, listen take your ass from THE. Tv whatever
you gotta. Do if you gotta go pick up some
milk or some, SHIT i don't.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Know and very last, thing very last, thing make an
event around. It we did a ton of like cookouts
and grillouts and watch parties when we're living in fort where,
yeah have people, over bring the girls get LIKE i sit.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
THERE i try to get really, excited like the minute
she could start like talking and doing stuff or hand.
Gestures anytime a touchdown would, Happen i'm like a. Touchdown
Touch it like getting her excited about moments within. Football
so anytime you, know when she's LIKE i want to
watch Miss, Rachel i'm, like, ah. Sweetheart It saturday The
huskers are on right now like that. Ad this is,
LISTEN i got THE.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Tv i'm the. Captain now you don't have THE tv.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Anymore but getting her involved with watching football so that,
way anytime a sports, on.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
She'd be, like oh touchdown, Back, yeah, yes.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Sweetheart but getting them going so that way you can
foundationally build a fan in the. Future right or if they're,
toddlers having the setup survival, kit having the, bouncer having
the walk or whatever it is around THE, tv or
a little gate in case you you're watching THE. Tv
they're not in your side at the, moment but they're
right there in your perimeter and they're. Safe it's all

(56:56):
about executing the. Plane if mama needs to go do some,
sweetheart it's. Great it's certing this game. Time i'll take the.
Giddo and you got to build an environment for success
while you're trying to watch this.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Game, yeah they're old. Enough you got them right next.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
To, you got them.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Trying you're trying to get them to buy.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
In just the way you buy. In tell the toddler
you need a good halftime. Show that way they're prepping
the whole first half because you tell them how important
the halftime show Is dad Has. Rue, YEAH i mean
you gotta kill it with the ballet. Girl you're the halftime.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Show that's a great dad, heck and that that way
the whole first.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Half. Dude she's, LIKE i gotta get this halftime. Performance
she's getting, outfit taking care of she's. Excited.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Dude HOW i started the foundation two of manipulation With
rue is remember the Go Big red, Video Go big
one of my. Favorites and then somebody it was either
us or it got on you, know photoshopped that or
OH i put it on the editor on the JumboTron
to Where i'm showing.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Her i'm, like, oh look at, this. Everybody they played
your video at the at The husker.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Game, yeah, yeah, absolutely like they were all so excited
and just, like go Big, Red, Nebraska, nebraska The huskers are.
Playing just blame the foundation as a father that this
is an important time in our. Lives anytime football season
comes around and The huskers get to, play you, know
twelve to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Games, god we gotta do a little barbecue watch party.
Thing grill up some, corn, dude let her know this
is what we're all.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
About you like barbecue? Corn, oh then you probably love The. Huskers,
yeah build it up to where it's like an event Every.
Saturday dad gets, yeah doctrinated.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Ouldhood fondest memories are being indoctrinated into The Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Balls you wake up On saturday and you just you,
know the old man's going to get the grill going for.
You it's a great day to be. AROUND i don't
want to go and do nothing else because they have
some people.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Over what do you need to.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Get, yeah does she have a husker your cheery? Uniform
she's got some husker.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Gear i'm in the process of getting more because she's
out growing the ones from last. Year, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah but we gotta get her fitting ready to.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Go, yeah gotta get it fitted. Her get her some pomp. Poms,
dude she does have some. Pompoms, okay there we. Go
she does have some pompom And mom could show her
a thing or two for the halftime. Show of, course
get the whole family. Involved come on, now, dude now
we're living.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Life now you're looking with.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Gas we're not watching. Football we're living life.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Because you're letting your significant other on the inside of
your passions and you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Together that's.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Day that's the. Goal it's not it's not figuring out
how you can just watch football by.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yourself it's about how you bring how you build the
camaraderie with, everybody and letting your significant other in on
your interest as.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Well, yes college football helps me get up in the.
Morning it makes me happy That i'm. Alive how CAN
i give that feeling to others in this world of college?

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Football, YES i think we correct the with that one and,
SLASH i.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Want my team to, win sue.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Me, uh where do we even go from?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Here we just talked to college football there for a,
minute we really. DID i could segue into My, motherfucked
which also deals with collegiate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Things, good get into, it, Bro i'm gonna talk my
uh my shelf building as mom as the dad loss
of the week for.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
MYSELF i think that's a really good dad. LOSS i
had a week dad loss this, week So i'm gonna
skip it and go straight into. Motherfuck go ahead and do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
IT i even thought about not telling that story because
a part of you is, LIKE i Know i'm gonna
sound weak saying.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
This, however it's like we have weak. Moments, yeah, dude
we have weak. Moments i'm about to have a week.
Moment that's my.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
MOTHERFUCKED i can't wait to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
It jill's. Cousin for anybody that saw On, Twitter jill's
cousin is, Graduating Congratulations macy From Auburn university this. Weekend
we will be traveling down on To. Auburn shout Out.
Macy shout Out, macy nurse nursing, degree not a heart
or not an easy. Degree we're gonna go celebrate. Her
jill decides she bought An auburn bow for scarlet to

(01:01:13):
wear to the. Graduation i'm, like do you not realize
That baylor will be fighting for their fucking lives on
the brasses here in four weeks against the very Same Auburn,
Tigers and you're gonna put my daughter in An auburn.
Bow that's. Crazy it was one of the very first

(01:01:35):
TIMES i didn't have words for, it and she. Did
she started laughing because she was, like, oh this bow's
coming in the. MAIL i, said An auburn Bew she goes,
yeah AND i did one of those SAY i literally
said bitch with my. FACE i literally said. BITCH i
looked at her with you gotta be. Crazy do you

(01:01:59):
know what the that's gonna. Do The internet's gonna grab
those pictures so Fast i'm gonna get flame.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Grilled so what'd you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Do, well she's probably gonna wear the fucking boat this.
WEEKEND i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Know so when you did the whole trash thing that WAS.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I was being dead serious, about LIKE i don't want
her wearing the, Bow and THEN i brought it up
like four days, later And jill was, like, yeah we'll,
see you, know we'll see how that goes for you or.
Whatever so we'll see how it plays. Out BUT i
will fight for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
THEM i think every father out there knows how this
is gonna play. Out, yeah, dude what's gonna be an
auburn here with a pretty bowl. On she's gonna look, adorable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
And jill's gonna want me to take a picture with.
Her and then What's jill gonna go do with that?
Picture that's where you draw the. Line, Yeah i'm gonna be,
like you cannot post a picture with me holding, her
cause then IF i, will, look.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
There's battles where you have to you have to hold
the white flag. Up, yeah, right like we can all
see that this battle right, here it would have happened
with me. TOO i don't, know it wouldn't happen for
a couple of. Teams but it's, like, uh you waved
a white. Flag all, Right she's gonna wear an adorable little.
Outfit the reason why is Because Macy, macy she's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
Graduating, yeah so she wants to put her in the,
theme WHICH i love.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
That that's a. Battle it's, LIKE i don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
This, HOWEVER i understand why it's gonna, happen but you
do have to have your, boundaries and my boundary would, be,
Sweetheart i'm not taking the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Photo i'm not taking the. Photo i've said way too
much crazy shit to These auburn burners On, twitter AND
i know how these burners. Operate they're gonna snack that
photo so quick and it won't. Happen we won't lease
this To. Auburn but let's say we did game. Over,
dude that picture's. Everywhere, yeah that pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Everywhere so let's let's let's draw the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Line, Now i'm not taking a photo with it is
this is this happening this, weekend this, weekend so when
people are, listening this will be the past. Weekend, yeah
so they're already gonna be, like, gosh so we're gonna
know if, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
If there's a, Picture i'm putting it. In that's the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Pressure you're gonna be such a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Bitch. Dude you take a photo that bo's coming off
every single, picture mark my, word, image family, photo.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
And we're.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Out but what you're gonna have to do because you're
gonna be on?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Watch, YEAH a lot of the day is anybody you
see snagging a, photo you just gotta put up a.
Finger they're trying to get a photo with you and
little scars car you just so it's, unposted you know
WHAT i.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Mean they're not gonna share. It you can't have the photos.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Are gonna be at the Graduation.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Sarah, Body, No i'm, saying like you're gonna let's get a,
Photo you're just gonna be on dad. Watch so no matter,
what you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Have to get in the photo because then they cant use.
It i'm just gonna the because there might not there
might not be any way around. It, yeah they're really
well how much they document their. Lives they're really good
at like taking fun, videos family. PICKS i mean you
might have to dish scarlet. Off, yeah. Photo BUT i
want to hold, her, dude she's my LITTLE i, know

(01:05:19):
but just for again ten? Seconds, yeah, yeah, yeah you
want to hold her for? This so DO i can't do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
This i'm gonna get drugged by the get drugged by
the burners on the. Internet it's so much bigger than
the gooon beretser would come after. You the good berets
out there would come after.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
You Auburn, division is what chef. Said great. Call there
is a.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
Dad loss THAT i have on here that came from
the comments section THAT i will share from McCrae.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Moorhouse let me find it real, quick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Okay BT bt six family confession, time big time dad
loss this, week AND i need some. Encouragement it's been
raining for like three days straight and my dog went
outside and got soaked in. Muddy dog ran inside and
with Full zoomie's mode on the couch hand. Up it
pissed me, off so AS i was trying to get
her off the, COUCH i shoved her with two hands
off the couch AND i ended up shoving my grown

(01:06:15):
sized labrador into my son and completely blindsided. Him son
was crying and mom didn't see what. Happened so, NATURALLY
i just blamed it all on the. Dog wife still
doesn't know dot Dot son is, fine, Thankfully but Big
Time dad lost.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
This, week big big time pougy loss.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Too that would that would grind my.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
GEARS a nine took the brunt of.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
That, yeah that grind my.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Gears, hey, LOOK i love that he feels safe enough
to come in our community and share this dad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Loss, yeah because that's when you, know you go to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
The grave With, oh big time you gotta go to
the grave with that. One his wife he still doesn't,
Know like it's it's one. Thing if you're, LIKE i got,
UPSET i shoved the dog AND i accidentally HIT i don't,
KNOW i don't know his son's, name but it hit Little, billy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
And that that's all. Me that's one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Thing you already got it out. There but since you
blamed it all on the, dog you gotta go with
the story, Now, yeah WHICH i don't mind that. ALIBI
i depending on how bad the moment. Was If waffle
jumped and Hit, scottie.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
If stitches are involved with that, story yeah you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Know but if it was harmless and the sun was
all right from the get, go maybe that's when you
could share with her now and laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
As you're watching this. Episode.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Yeah, yeah but if it was a little, Dicey, YEAH
i think that's one you gotta go to the grave.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
With we may we may want to bleep out his.
Name we may want to bleep out his.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Name, yeah, yeah to help.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
USIST i read that one. Too i'm glad that you pulled. That,
yeah that's a funny.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
One i'm my damn glad he came to the comments
with the dad lost and felt safe enough to share with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Us, yeah that's as far As i'll. Go it's a safe.
SPACE i was about to, SAY i respect respect him
keeping him from his. Wife you gotta. Hide you gotta
hide certain things from your significant. Other.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Yeah, hey look the dog can't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Talk you don't. Know, ALSO i just caught a huge
Dad al what? Happened like right? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yeah live what?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Happened you know? HOW i moved The xbox upstairs BECAUSE
i play on that little screen so THAT i can
see better for Pubg guess who didn't move the xbox
back downstairs So jill could stream movies and shows while
she's at home by herself with our. Daughter this fucking,
Guy my heart goes out to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
You my heart goes out to you BECAUSE i am
A i'm a victim and an idiot of the same
type of. Ignorance charl left the house the other day
and she was she was having to go. Fast she's, like,
hey do you mind cleaning out the espresso?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Machine?

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
SWEETHEART i, gotcha and she goes and works out at
seven she comes back, HOME i mean, Breakfast she's, LIKE
i see you didn't clean out the the espresso machine
literally the other. Day, hey before you, leave do you
mind turning the lights off in the pantry or something like?
That sweet one hundred, PERCENT i won't forget to turn

(01:09:26):
the lights. Off three minutes after leaving video she's, walking,
no walk into the pants and flips the lights.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Off, buddy my brain is. Fleeting videos and pictures are the.
WORST i will say. THIS i said it at the.
Top what Makes jill upset WHEN i really upset? Her
what is she really upset about that she doesn't feel
like a? Priority and so what AM i telling her
WHEN i forget to take that xbox? Downstairs she's not

(01:09:58):
a priority in your. Life you're not a Pri already to,
ME i was not worried about if you would have
to be able to play stuff on THE tv WHILE
i was off at, work and you're putting in you're
in the trenches by yourself at. Home, fuck, dude that's
a huge l especially going into a big. Weekend, DUDE
i GOTTA i really need to wratchet it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
IN i need you really need to the mantra good
needs to be at the top of your.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Head it does. That that've got to have a good.
Weekend gotta have a good. Weekend got to have a good.
Weekend that right, there that's a couple of extra really
nice conversations with the aunts and uncles really being present this,
weekend digging in. Good, yeah you'll bounce. Back i'll bounce.
Back look in the name Of Matt malone who texted,

(01:10:46):
EARLIER i let you. Down what do you? SAY i
won't stay, Down BUT i won't stay. Down Matt malone
getting a back to back shout out bust with the
boys and for the. Day, yeah you know inside the
buses talk about it. Too should we.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Get into our crack of cold? One my crack a
cold one goes To.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Rue's excitement WHEN i walked in the door after being
gone a few, days so busting with the. Boys we
went on a little training camp tour where we flew.
Around we were going From sunday To wednesday. Evening, yeah
and we hit The Buffalo bills all. Right we hit
The New England, patriots got the interview coach For, Abel
Drake may and a few. Players then On tuesday we

(01:11:29):
hit The Philadelphia, eagles got the interview THE, Gm Howie
roseman and a few. Players and then On wednesday we
got to hit The Buffalo. Bills Interview Josh, allen THE
gm and shoe content in each of these. Spots SO
i was rolling for a few. Days and that's when you're,
traveling that's always. Time it's like you get to you
get to you know. POINTS i, know, mom's dad's everybody

(01:11:51):
vies with this because again it's Like charle made the
comment to me last, night like when we're talking about
making time for each, other and it's, like SOMETIMES i
just feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
It's just work and being. Mom i'm thinking in my, head,
YEAH i feel like it's work and being. Dad. Yea
and then you get to those spots.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Where a, trip a three day trip is, like all,
right get a breath of fresh, air get to get
some good sleep in and then after ABOUT i would
say two. Days the dad, guilt like as you hear
about whatever's going on back home or a lomar ru
is a little hard to put.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Down tonight room misses you a. Lot scotty had a tough.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Time the dad guilt starts to like creep up in
your brain because you just feel bad because you know
how much work it takes to raise kids at.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Home and especially.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
TWO i think it's hard just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
One, yeah especially, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah it's like a
new heart every. Time, yeah because the people with too
look back it was so easy with, one but when
you have, one it's, like you, know you're trying to
figure that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Yeah but getting to come home because we got to
fly home a little bit earlier On. Wednesday we weren't
supposed to be home Until wednesday night, night SO i
would have missed bedtime On. Wednesday, yeah because all structure
kind of my thought process is Whenever i'm, traveling how
many bed times AM i gonna?

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Miss SO i got to.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Get Home wednesday evening Or wednesday late, afternoon like before,
Dinner SO i got to walk in the door like before.
Dinner like as we were sitting down eating eating as a,
fan but walking in the door and Seeing rue's excitement
to See.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Dad dad was all, Time, bro do you have a?

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Video?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
No, NO i don't have a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Video SO i, Like I'll i'll do videos where it's
LIKE i want to get in the. Cadence like each
week when she comes in For Pizza, friday she always
wants to. Know she always wants to carry a box
or a little bag whatever the smaller. Pizzas it might
just be like breadsticks or. Something she walks in AND
i what is it indoctrinated?

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Her, yeah indoctrinate, yeah into every time we walk, in
she's hold.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
One she's got a, Yell, Mama Pizza friday pizzas. Here
and since she's been able to talk and kind of
get that phrase. Out So i'll like video that, stuff like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
As we're walking in On. Fridays that's one of my
favorites that you gonna have.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
It so one Day i'll do like a little montage
she's like growing up and hitting all the times where
she walked In mama beats A. Friday just with the
little bot's gonna hit like. Crazy, yeah BUT i WISH
i would have got one of her like me coming,
in she was all. Excited i'm talking strong, hugs just
like we're. Staring she's looking at me and just making
like dead day home and like hugging my. Legs and

(01:14:21):
she was attached to my hip for the rest of the. Evening,
yeah the rest of the evening she was just fired.
Up and it's just H that's WHEN i sit back
AND i would love to crack an ice cold bud light.
Too is thinking of moments like that when you come
home and the, kids the kids are just excited to see.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
You scottis.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Smiling she's sitting up, smiling. Dude she's she's crawling and
it's got a great. Smile she's crawling and climbing shit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Everywhere you can't take her eyes off of.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Her bro And i'm talking quick on me crawl she gets.
Going put her in the water bowl again the other.
Day it's what it's those moments where you hear your
little kiddo playing on the ground like Whenever, scarlet whenever
she's moving and. Crawling, yeah you hear him play with
toys like, here moving. Around but when it gets, silent
that's when the alarm has to go. Up that's when
the alarm went off in my, Head i'm sitting on

(01:15:07):
the couch in the living room. NOW i was doing
something and it got too quiet AND i just raised.
Up i'm, like oh, god thinking she's in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Bowl get, up start.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Running don't see her on the little runway in between
the island in the in the. Counter turn the corner
and look there she. Is she's got the bowl tipped,
over soaking wet, again.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Just patting her hand in the, water like, damn down
she found it. Again she's. Good i'll get to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Her i'll like see her And i'm, like, no, no
you can't go in the. Pastry And i'm like going
lungeon to grab the door to close the. Pastry and
she picks up speed BECAUSE i feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
She knows that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
The door is closing on.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
Her.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Yeah good, Nah, Yeah she's all over the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Place, man you gotta watch her because they start being
able to climb, upstairs and you know they're, uncoordinated so
you have to you have to keep that eye on
because once they get up a couple like, AGAIN i
have THAT ptsd From rugue fall down the stairs WHENEVER
i let her call toward the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Stairs episode.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
One, Yeah, yeah that First dad lost THAT i told
on here and but, yeah, bro she's all over the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Place but that is my crack of cold one to.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
THAT i say.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
That deserved a crack That that is a awesome. Crack
it warms your, heart, Bro you just you're happy to be,
home and he loves especially after hearing the voice recording
that you played With rue last, week and there was
a comment THAT i was going to read out when
we were shouting that. Out, Dude i'm gonna be in.
Trouble i'm gonna be in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Trouble you gotta make sure you do those man a little.
Recording it just melts your heart when you listen to
it because now her her voice is developed a little,
more so you hear a little bit more of that
innocence or broken, language and those are those are the.
Best and it fires me up that we're in at
such a cadence. Now Like, rue she gets, This she
gets the spa treatment From dad when she goes to,

(01:16:57):
bed Like i'm scratching her, Back i'm giving her a
full body.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
MISS i started hands cabs.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
BECAUSE i want that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Expectation, yeah when she, yeah when she's got a man one,
day he's gonna be like fucking rub your Back, jesus
and she's gonna take my dad did it for me
every night.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Every.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Night get these. Feet, Oh dad did it for me every.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Night so Anytime mom comes down from, bedtime she's Always, Dad, Dad,
dad lay next to me and she just wants me
to lay next to. HER i like lay next to
her in the crib and you, Know i'm just like
rubbing her back or scratching her. Back yeah, yeah but,
Uh we're in a good cadence with that. NOW i
feel LIKE i feel like it's rue is more of
a daddy's girl right. Now scotty's All. Mom scotty is
all really, yeah not like don't want to be around.

(01:17:41):
Dad but so Whenever mom walks in the, Room scotty's
eyes are locked On. Mom and If i'm holding, her
she's kind of got the great post hand or like
you're holding a good little post hand where she's to
where she's like turning her body like looking eyes On.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Mom she just Loves. MOM i think you're gonna have
two athletes out of those, TOO i. Hope so The
Psycho scooter video that you put out about that on
the last, Episode, No, no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
The scooter because that happened the weekend after that's. Right
but my survival kit recommendation was gonna be your little
one or your toddler having a scooter Because rue's got
this little scooter where it's got two wheels in the,
front one in.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
The, back and she rips on this scooter like she
rips to a. Point parents comment about how old is,
She like she's three and she was doing it on
the back half of. Two But i'm, like, oh she's.
Three she is the Really Tony, Hogg Bob, burnquist you
name it of scootering right, now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
You gotta run the. Clip i'll run great. Video but
that edit by will cool At.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
It chart was, like, hey you should do a scooter
video LIKE i. DID i did one For Ruin ballet
when she was late, one early, two and it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Was you, KNOW i had like rat music behind.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
It did the ice skating one WHERE i got a
meek mill playing out in the, background and she's, like
you haven't done one of those in a. WHILE i was,
like challenge, Accepted and So i'm just taking videos of
her while she's scootering around And i'm kind of sitting
there throughout the rest of the, day editing it On
instagram With.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Limp biscuit keep. Rolling, yeah she loves that, scooter, man
she loves the.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Scooter and another reason too to add That i'm shouting
out the scooter the. Scooter video of the edit was
all time but. Scooter i'm able to use the scooter
analogy a lot on any time she fails at something
because she would. Fall like you, know at, first when
you're helping them out on the, scooter you're having to
help them go. Around they're probably a little scared they're
not getting on the. Scooter they overcome the fear of

(01:19:42):
riding around on the, scooter and you might be pushing
them a little, bit or they need your help a.
Lot then they get to where they can do it
on their. Own then they're you, know ru is doing
what she's doing now on the, scooter.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Legs over the, Handleball, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Legs i'm, like, hey you should try, this and she
just she tries it and rips. It bro cause you,
know she loves.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
Ballet so she'll be riding the scooter and hit they
kick the back like back.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
On the, Back, DAD i watch and throw her hand
up half the leg out to the skot have the
lagout to the side as she's like whipping it around a.
Turn it's insane she can move on that. Scooter she's
a psycho on the. Scooter, yeah and it's incredible to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
See BUT i think my favorite part of that clip
is when she's just sucking down the water and you
got that look her heart as a turn fully turned.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Black that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Scooter.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
Yeah, Yeah But I'm i'm able to pull back to
the analogy of, like you, know if she's scared to
do something or she falls down and she's, crying AND
i always get to go back, like, hey remember the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Scooter think about how good you are on the. Scooter,
now you weren't always that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Good you fell a.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Lot, yeah you didn't get it figured out a, Lot
but guess what did you keep? Doing you kept getting
back on the. Scooter So i'm able to pull from
that a. Lot so that's why my survival kids shout
out is going to, be you, know having a piece
of equipment that they can. Ride it's going to be
the same with the, bike And i'll be pulling from
the scooter. Analogy but the scooter has Been the scooter
has been awesome for learning moments and leaning back on

(01:21:06):
like metaphors and analogies when she's doing something new that
challenges her because she gets pissed off fairly quick because
she wants to be perfect at.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Everything, yeah, DUDE i love that as a.

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Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Home back to the, EPISODE I mike crack a cold
one very briefly and we kind of touch on it
at the. Beginning was the? Fair The County?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Fair tell me about your, experience BECAUSE i thought you
were a sick o For brett taking her to the,
fair Because i'm THINKING i went to The Williamson County
fair AND i was able to write.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Stuff but you can't do nothing with a newborn.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Anything didn't do anything except eat a corn dog and drink.
Lemonade that was.

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
It how good was the corn?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Door it was really. Good they were big and huge
And jill is a corn dog sick Of she could
put eight of those down and she would tell you.
That she would tell you That i'm bragging about, it, right,
YEAH i mean she loves a good corn. Dog and,
uh it was just a photo, op. Dude the whole
thing was just a photo op getting out of the
house having. Fun and a lot of people have a

(01:22:26):
different mentality with, newborns of like you need to stay
at the house and not expose. Him you do absolutely
whatever you want to. Do But jill AND i were
just feeling stir. Crazy we wanted to get out, together
go do something fun around other humans and Bring, scarlet and,
dude it was so much. Fun we had a blast

(01:22:47):
AND i did the, god what's the name of, it
it's the Wild bird chest, strap had her on the
chest mount for the first time and just looking, down,
dude LIKE i haven't been in the world with her,
enough you know what i. Mean So i'm like seeing
all these humans and blah blah, blah and Then i'm
just looking down and, she you, know got the wide

(01:23:10):
eyes and like the little oh lips Going i'm just
oh my, god you're, Incredible you're so. Cute and then spit, up, good,
Good i'm not even worried about, it. Dude and it
was just a. BLAST i wrote down what, OH i wrote.
Down we were fully. Operating that was the other. Thing

(01:23:30):
jill had the diaper bag, on we had our. DUNA
i have the wild bird thing with. Her i'm holding
the my survival, kit The Amazon Flexible tripod. Fan to
quote a man that we know and, Love Will, Compton, Buddy, Buddy.
Budy The Amazon Flexible tripod fan is next, level. Dude

(01:23:55):
it's sixteen, bucks it's got led light on, it it's
got THREE i should be getting a commission for this.
Fan that's how MUCH i fucking love this. Fan is
that your survival? Kit that's my survival. KIT i kind
of threw them into. One But i'm just walking around,
with you, know making sure she's not getting, overheated hitting
her with the. Fan got to see, it like all

(01:24:18):
the little animals didn't get her too close Because mom was, like,
no we don't need to be around animals with a little.
SCARLET i was, like all, right there's a. Blast you
can shout out to the county fair and you inspired
that when y'all. Went it's a good county. Fair it
is a really good. County they got the rides and
food trucks and stuff set up on that top on

(01:24:39):
that top, level you walk down down the concrete a little.
Bit they got, wait a lot more rides at the bottom,
level lines of food. Trucks then they got this little
like the. Farm we can go in like When scarlet
gets a little. Bigger we'res walking. Around you start off
at the beginning where they give you an apron and a.
Basket you get to pick out a red or or

(01:25:00):
a green, apron put the apron. On you got a,
basket to where it's like a day in the life of,
farming where you go go and grab the what do
they call, it the little.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Teats the, cow the, odds, yeah the others of the.
Cow and then they hand you a box of. Milk you're, Kidding,
yeah you like milk the. Cow they give you a
box of. Milk you go to the they have set
up like, uh like wooden trees with apples sitting on,
them where you pick. Apples you go to where there's dirt,
everywhere and you hit the you hit the little what is,
it the little gardening hoe, deal the little mini hoe, yeah,

(01:25:33):
yeah hit in the. Ground then you pick up you,
know you pick up your, peppers. Tomatoes you go they
have a chicken. Coop they have these faked, chickens and
then there's like eggs sitting in the coop where you
pick up. Eggs they got a little fishing pond or
they have like a magnetized fishing rod that'll hit the
tip of the. Fish you pick the. Fish you go
into where they have this fake. Sheep you brush the,

(01:25:54):
sheep and then they give you a little package of.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Wool.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
No and then at the end you go to the cash.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Register you go to the farmer's market and you give
them you put back all the things so they can you,
know restock.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
It back out in the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Field, yeah you put all the things. Back they hand
you a dollar and something else they hand you like
a dollar and maybe a sticker or. Something they give
you a. Dollar then you go to the next table
and you hand them a, dollar and you can pick
an oatmeal cream, pie which shout out oatmeal cream. Pies
they get animal crackers or an oatmeal cream.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
Pie you hand them a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Dollar you get you a little, snack a little, treat
and that's the end of the farm experience that they
haven't d about. It, oh she loved, it, bro she loved.
It she loved going to all the different. Things i'm
taking videos and photos because she's having so much. Fun
and then they have all those animals where you can.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
See the page, animals see the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
La does she ride the? Ponies she did not.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Ride, no she didn't ride the miniature. PONIES i actually
don't even THINK i saw the chance to ride the miniature.
Ponies but we saw like the big horses that they.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Had.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Yeah, yeah it was a lot of, fun, dude so much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Fun not to be. THAT i am not a everything
is bigger In texas. Guy but IN dfw do you
have The Texas State fair and you have The midway
at The Fort Worth Shock show And. Radio i've been
around some big. FARES i could be very. Partial what
was the county? Name Williamson County. Fair Williamson County fair

(01:27:18):
holds it to that, standard, dude that is a really good.
Fair you have not. Been you have to. Go, yeah
that was our third. Year that was our third year
in a, ROW i.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Think but, Yeah i'm glad you answered those questions, too
because one THING i was going if you weren't mentioning.
IT i was going to, ask, like what was the
reasoning behind it for new dads and new parents out?
There because you're, right some people they won't leave the,
house or they're very particular about what they might, do
or they don't want to get out of, routine even
though you could be getting stir crazy and it could
be healthy to get outside just do something for even

(01:27:50):
if it was ten.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Minutes, yeah how long did you guys end up staying?

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Oh twenty? Minutes? Top? Oh really like in the fair twenty. Minutes,
YEAH i love. That it was. Perfect it's all we.
Needed bought the corn, dog took, pictures drank, lemonade walked around.
There there's also live music. There there's two different sand.
Stages they had like a rock band at the top
and then down below they had more of like the

(01:28:15):
folk like kind of bluegrass. Stuff, yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Awesome rue was able to ride some rides more than
she did last. Year she's forty inches forty inches.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Tall SO i forgot about.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
That and like The scrambler you had to be like
forty two inches, yeah forty. Six so there were Some i'm,
like damn, it we.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Got to get you up a couple gotta get you
up a couple couple of. Inches you gotta buy you
gotta buy her some uh Some thames or. SOMETHING i,
KNOW i was thinking that. Too put her in some
taller shoes and, hey, buddy come, on, litter, honey why
are you putting insoles in our daughter's. Shoes, yeah she's
going on the what was it the name of the, Ride,

(01:28:58):
oh The. Scrambler on the scrambler this, year WHICH i
don't see why she couldn't be on the. Scrambler if
she was with, me we won't get in all. That, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Yeah she ended up climbing up this one where it's
kind of like an obstacle course where you climb to
the top and then yeah with.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
The cover over the. Slide, yeah saw that. One rude
got to the top and. Folded oh, no, Rue i'm
coaching her all the way, around, Sweetheart go go go
up through this. Way you can climb and through the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Stuff did she go by yourself or were you on
it with? Her you gotta go by yourself on that.
Kid one kids in, line so they're going so if
they get a little, caught so help. Her comes up
to help them up the next. Thing, yeah but she
got to the top AND i just couldn't talk her,
down like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Sweetheart because she loves. Slides my mama's at the.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Bottom mama's at the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Bottom you can do.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
This, yeah she starts. Crying she goes back. DOWN i
go and get her off the.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Side oh that's, OKAY i will Kind i'll cover for.
Real that is a tall. Slide she did it last.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Year, no, Yes and that's all trying to tell. Her
and she wasn't even told enough to go on to last.
YEAR a lady was just sweeten after, Her, she's, oh
she can.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Go she didn't know any.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
DIFFERENT i. Know that's what. Happened did you see the
clown one like the with the mirrors and you go
up and you do a little swirl sweat, slide the funhouse,
one the funhouse.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
One she did that with. Mom she did it with
me last.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Year but she went down the swirly swalt slide and
she got caught sideways on the sorely. Slide so she
was a little scared at the end of that slide
because she was. Sideways, right you knocked it. Out you
did this one last. Year, Yeah and then we went
to that jungle, one the one with the yellow slide,
next AND i think she just had the framework of
being sideways on the slides with the slide intimidator a

(01:30:41):
little bit because it was so high.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Up OH i, know, Bro that is like my number
one thing is just like seeing friends when we would
go like cliff jumping or something in a lake and
that one friend that's like too afraid to do it
and they sit there for like twenty. Minutes, yeah but
it's their face when they come out of the water
and they get the end of the slide that you're, like,
SEE i know it was worth.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
IT i was.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Bumped you did it last, Year you did this one
last you trust. Me trust.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Me it's just straight down those. Suirrels she would have loved.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
It she would have got to keep it under an.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Hour we DO i. Have but what are the?

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Odds it's very? Quick? Good what did the? Odds shout? Out,
FanDuel this is a crazy. One this one's gonna scare, you.
WILL i actually looked up some. Odds listen to this one, Closely,
will because as a father of two, girls this one
might strike you in a wild. Way there's a twenty

(01:31:37):
to thirty percent chance that you have already met your
son in. Law what, really there's a twenty if you
live in the suburbs or like in a non major urban,
area there is a chance that you have already met
your son in law or interacted with him and some.

(01:32:00):
Way if your child is under the age of, ten
it's fine the odds THAT i.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
Have that's What i'm.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Saying it's twenty or thirty, percent and it's five percent
in large urban.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Areas, yes time will, Tell BUT i thought that was
a crazy. Stat so there's any front runners right right?
Now it feels like it'd Be hudson The canada trip.
There you got the Way rue is taking interest in.
Talking my man's eer off and he's just acting like
a full, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
And i'd be, like he wants to talk to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
ME i don't want to talk right, now, buddy trust,
ME i get. It but if you want to learn anything,
now it's you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Listen. Yeah, Yeah and MAYBE i need to go back
and read that stat more, carefully But i'm pretty sure
it was under the age of. Ten it's like twenty
to thirty. Percent that's an interesting stat which is. Nuts,
yeah BUT i was thinking about. That WHEN i was
walking around the fair last, NIGHT i was, like seeing
all these little dudes running, Around i'm, like these are little, dude.

(01:32:59):
Buddy the high schoolers that little h the broccoli.

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Haircut go into.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
THAT i feel like you need to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
That so there is an epidemic going on right now
with these high schoolers where having that feathery layered. Haircut
all of them had.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
It i'm talking squads of eight plus.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
All over the place and they all had the, haircut
all of.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Them, Sure i'm not. Joking CAN i tell you what
that haircut is, called or WHAT i think it's. Called
it's THE e boy? Cut is that not?

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
eBoy e boy with? It if you GOOGLE e, BOY
i THINK e boy, haircut it will pop up for
the listeners at.

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Home this is a national. Emergency let's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Go CAN i ask a follow up? Question what have
they done to? You? Personally?

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Will what is?

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Happening or is it more so the fear of the
fear of those. Guys what are they doing?

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
It what are They're and they all look, Alike they're
all trying to be the same, person and you know those,
Haircuts LIKE i see that haircut and they Think they're,
like it's like, swaggy and you, know they have juice
with this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
HAIRCUT i swear To, god all of them had. It
all of them had. It so my initial thought is all,
that you, know these little douchebags over, here this one and.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
You're seeing all these high school girls walking around like
you you you, know the vibes you get when you
go to the.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
Fair you're, up the juices are, there love is in the.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Air it's the end of the, summer or it's. Summertime
you're chasing, tailor you're doing all these.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
Things So i'm seeing all the all the men and
women you, know around each, other all these high schools
around each.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Other you want to go on the ferris? Wheel yeah
you want to?

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
Go, HEY i might be getting the.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Riode with so and so. Today, yeah, yes brow or drum?
Happen do you see this?

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
HAPPEN i saw so and so and so and, so
And i'm just thinking about rubing at that. Age i'm
seeing all these, dues all these dudes with this, haircut
And i'm THINKING i would get pissed, off not my.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Daughter yeah. Exactly did you see my quote tweet to
your e boy tweet remind. ME i said to you
the future prom day Of Real, compton did You, yeah, yeah,
YEAH i, said show up with the buzz. Cut and
if you can't answer the question with yes sir or no,
sir then it's probably rhetorical And will doesn't want you
to answer it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Better, yeah, damn. Damn firm handshake, too very firm.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Handshake BUT i WOULD i would start with the buzz.
Cut that's an easy when you would love.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
That it's it's something about everybody wanting to be the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
SAME i, guess like conforming to this idea that this
is the haircut you're supposed to. Have, like how are you? Different, like,
buddy what are you? DOING i get that you ain't.
Elite you're not a, Leader you're a. Follower that's what
Those Nike elite socks used to drive me. Crazy you're
marre all the Neon Nike elite.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
Socks.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
YEAH i felt victim a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
That WHEN i was in middle, SCHOOL, yep with Some sperries.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
ON i remember The sperry. WAVE i stayed out of. It,
oh that was the one that grinded my gears for
THERE i fell to the growing the hair out. Phase
it looked. Ridiculous OH i had a beeber, Cut, DUDE
i had a biber. Cut. Yeah that was what was
big for my, generation was the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Swoop and so, yeah maybe going off that thinking about,
myself like WHEN i was, like you, know growing longer
hair to where you could like shake it and do
the gay. Shit come, on it's, like, uh you knew
you were doing it because you thought it was cool
because everybody else was doing. It And i'm telling you
this haircut is. Uniformed it. IS i don't know if
you observed and peeped. IT i was there on a

(01:36:56):
on a weekend, night So i'm talking the high schoolers were.
Out the high schooler by the time we, left it
was it was just getting started for everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
Else high schoolers were. Out for, mine my headspace was not.
THERE i was more so looking at the. TODDLERS i
was more so looking at the toddlers AND i can't
wait For scarlett to be able to walk around like
that's gonna be wild and seeing like the moms and
dads holding. Hands yeah, yeah, YEAH i got a really

(01:37:25):
FUNNY dm to save. TIME i won't pull it, up
but it was basically a guy saying, sure saw you
saw the fam at The County fair last. Night one
to come say hey and shout OUT. Pt Six BUT
i was dealing with my own. SHIP i had toddler
up on the you know, whatever AND i was holding little,
one but glad to see the fan was out and.

(01:37:47):
About BUT i just love that idea of just Like.
Pt sixers just in the trenches with the toddlers. Walking,
YEAH i was dying. TRACK i was. Daydreaming. DUDE i was, Like,
SCARLET i want you to walk and talk so, bad
but then you keep on reminding. Me i'm gonna miss,
yeah enjoy it as much as you. Can't once that
face is, over it's. Over when she my little, ooh

(01:38:09):
just in MY i respect.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
That it's, LIKE i want to, say my mind was
doing that because it's like now that she's three and she's,
pretty and it's Like i'm just thinking about those things
a little bit more because they're.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Just gonna keep growing. Up they're gonna keep getting. OLDER
i told.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
You and you watch these shows where the the their
their daughter have these love interests in the, shows and
You're my whole mindset is, like this is what my
daughter is gonna be going. Through And i'm looking around
and there ain't no, prospects ain't no real, prospects prospects
That i'd be, Like, god.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Damn, it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
And dude just walks into your front. DOOR i.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Open the, door and mister comment shut the. Door gotta
stay on, track gotta keep it under an. Hour, yeah go, ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
SHOW i was just, SAYING, i as a non, dad
having a daughter is. Terrifying like the thought of. It,
no it's like as a like that's. Scary oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
It, subsides but then it comes back to life and.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Pockets not in a bad. Way, Yeah i'm not at.
All But i'm just, saying, like.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
Oh you're just A you're a full blooded mail right. Now,
yeah always will. Be but if a daughter comes into the.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Picture i've been told by every single, person like a
lot of, people THAT i will have only, Daughters like
it just makes, sense like one of those. Things i'm, like,
NO i have A i'm a, boy and, Right, no
you're the exact kind of person that you only have.

Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
Daughters, yeah, buddy just, Man i'm with. YOU i was
in that same.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Mentality i'm gonna get three of these, boys so will
three shots three shots at the, title will.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Sleep paralysis demon is a sixteen year old with an
eBoy haircut just standing. Over oh, yeah pain, me, Dude
abercrombie looking, Motherfuckers Zach bron looking at, Yeah oh my,
gosh and shout, Out Zach, efron that was a weird
ricochet shot at. YOU i have a dad.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
Hack, OKAY i have a couple dad hacks as well
THAT i was gonna read. FROM i was gonna read from.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Comments oh, nice, okay do you have them pulled? Up
you want to go?

Speaker 4 (01:40:29):
FIRST i pulled.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Up, sure this one comes From Sutton neil forty nine to.
Fourteen just got my daughter down again after she needed
a midnight. SNACK i was listening to the pod And
sure mentioned Giving scarlet some medicine and a. SYRINGE a
little dad. Hack mixed the, medicine whether it's tail and,
all gas, shops, vitamins et, cetera in with the formula
or milk in the. Bottle it makes it much. Easier
and my daughter doesn't like the taste of the cherry

(01:40:52):
tile and, all but mix it with the milk and
she takes.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
It just fine with no. Vomiting great dad, Hack great dad,
hack great dad. Hack because the syringe method ruin about.

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
That i'm talking it was a fight to get medicine
in her, mouth And i'm talking you would think we
are torturing her to the point to where you feel
bad that you have to hold her down and hold
her still to get it. In like they're like kind
of garbling or choking on the medicine and you're hold, like,
say keep her, seating keeper setting. It you feel like
you are waterboarding your child with how much you're torturing

(01:41:24):
them knowing that it tastes, good and you're just, like
there's a you gotta get it down.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Well And i'm sitting. THERE i didn't put too much
a lot to. It jill's really good at it because
she's a, nurse like doing the stomach. Thing but then,
yeah to that guy's, Point jill puts the probiotic in the,
formula and SO i did. THINK i was, like why
can the probiotic go in the formula but the gas stuff.
Doesn't But i'm guessing maybe it's like get the gas

(01:41:52):
stuff in before the formula so that it can start
doing its. Thing and THEN i don't.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Know we ain't.

Speaker 2 (01:41:59):
Experts we are not.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
Experts this is not an expert, advice giving, podcasts a
couple dads telling, stories just having, fun, failing failing our way.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
Up we're failing our way. Up uh my. Dad hack
comes From tom And tom apologies on the last Name,
kovudo hair ties on wipes and. Will i'll have chef
pull up the video so it's easier for people at
home to. See but we've often discussed the one hand On.

(01:42:31):
Scottie for your, instance while you're trying to pull the
wipe and that wipe just won't come out and you're
shaking that damn. Thing you get your regular ponytail hair.
Tie you put it on the white. Bag like let's,
say wipe bag's. Rectangular you're just gonna put it on
one of the, ends so it kind of helps clamp
down on the wipes and it pulls out like so. Easy,

(01:42:55):
dude no. Shit i'll show you the video that he'll have.
Playing it's. Insane it's like a TISSUE i have a tissue, box, Buddy.
Buddy that comes From Tom.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Cambudo shout Out Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Cavodo apologies on the Last Tom cavudo cracking the code right.
There that's given, game that's given.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Game mine comes from A chris break ninety three thirty
seven tip for any dads flying with their little.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Ones this is a great.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
Tip if they still take a, bottle give it to
them when you're taking. Off if they don't take a,
bottle use a. Pacifier this is the equivalent of an
adult thrown in a stick of gum in for takeoff
to help with the air pressure for your.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
HEAD pt six. Out that's a good. One that's.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
Huge, yeah that was one That charles on top, of
like when we'd start taking off with The rue Or. Scottie,
yeah like timing it up to where you start feeding
them for, takeoff so that way is, yeah the air
pressure ears. Popping they're kind of sucking a down. Wall
the elevation is going. On, yeah so that way their
ears don't.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Pop that's. GUY i would love uh that week BEFORE
i travel To waco for that. Game, YEAH i would
love to have a breakdown with you of just go
through everything. Done that would actually be really fun done
BECAUSE i need. It maybe we could do a double
date some, sir charl would have Some Oh i'm saying

(01:44:19):
a meeting of the. Mind, YES i Thought i'm so.
SORRY i thought you were, saying like y'all come To
waco to the, game AND i was, like you're gonna
be at The cincinnati. Game what are you talking? About?

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Yeah, no, no, No i'm talking, like good to have
the better half of it would because there'll be some
things THAT i forget.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Well and then the girls will run off and they'll
start talking about how dumb their husbands are and they'll become.

Speaker 4 (01:44:38):
Good we'll have to keep the.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
Kids, yeah, yeah, yeah it'll be. Good oh, yeah we'll
have fun though if we watch the. Kiddos, yes, dude
that would be. Fun that would be. Fun uh do
you have another? Dad heck, NO i don't call in
call Ins hotline six and win the dads.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
Shit?

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Jack will you see?

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
Shirm It's dexter from four For Scotland Here.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Brave Heart. Edition we've got do you hear?

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
That?

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
No For Scotland Here Papa Team's Sex Brave Heart. Edition
we've got the family trip To orlando coming, up AND
i was wondering if you guys have maybe any advice
for jet. Lag we're OBVIOUSLY i think coming out we're
going for five hours. BACK i think that's going to be.

(01:45:33):
Okay we can maybe make that. Work but when we come,
Home i'm expecting to be in the in the, SHIP
i mean in the mud kitschow. KIDS i don't know
if you guys have experienced, this but maybe just any
advice that you've maybe heard or whatever would be.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
Appreciated all, Right love you, Boys. Dexter dexter From, scotland
P t Six Braveheart. EDITION i love. THAT a shout
Out dexter for calling into the show my tips would
be all.

Speaker 1 (01:46:08):
Right SO i can equate this to us flying To,
HAWAII i want to, Say hawaii is a four hour time. Difference, Yeah, Nashville,
yeah trip down there was always pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
Not that bad for.

Speaker 1 (01:46:24):
Us, again we would do a lot of timing up
the feeds as we're. Traveling we try to keep the
same cadence as we possibly. Can, yeah when we laying
In hawaii and we are four hours, back obviously us
being four hours, ahead you're wired to you, know get tired,
earlier wake up.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Sooner we would try and get on the, clock get
on the time locally like.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
That we would do.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
So for, example if bedtimes at, seven we'd be chopping
up on first, day it's probably like eight or nine
when we're trying to get everybody, down but have the
same cadence of waking. Up so if bedtimes at, seven
wake ups at, seven if we're In hawaiian and we're
trying to the kid down or trying to put rude
down at eight or, nine or get scotted down for
eight or. Nine because it's not like we're you're going
to be able to accomplish all four hours in one

(01:47:07):
day or one, shot but say like up to two
hours at a, time or an hour or two at a.
Time the one thing you'll notice is everybody will be
waking up a lot, Sooner, yes a lot. Sooner even
you're gonna be waking up a lot. SOONER i, Know
charle AND i we'd be up just laying in bed
at like three or four in the. Morning our first.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Couple of nights In.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
Hawaii it really took a, while but we would try
and get on the cadence as fast as we. Could,
again not all in one chunk to where you're trying
to eliminate the five. Hours so, again if bedtime is
usually at seven for, you if we were doing the
whole five hour difference going, backwards we would probably be
trying to get Ruined scottie, down you, know within a,

(01:47:49):
reasonable probably around nine, o'clock it might be, Ten but
let them sleep as long as they, can because, again
you know that they're probably chances are they're going to
be waking up a lot. Sooner and then the next
day we would just handle out our daily routine and
time it up to, where you, know if they're not
eating until seven or, eight if they're bitching and, complaining

(01:48:10):
we would try and hold off to those. Times so
if we're eating at, seven for eating at, eleven you
know WHAT i, mean and so, forth three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Rue now that she's a, toddler it all.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Kind of like if she's hungry for, lunch we, know, like,
hey we gotta get some lunch and or we gotta
get some protein in.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Her, Yeah but if.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
You're having a or not a, toddler like a newborn
or an, infant to where they're on a, schedule we
would try and be to that schedule as close as
we possibly can and try and get in our regular
cadence as quickly as we. Can, Now i'll tell you,
this every time we've flown back From hawaii or a
spot to where you're traveling a far distance outside Of, Canada,

(01:48:47):
canada wasn't too, bad, Honestly, okay it's been a. Nightmare really,
yeah it gets a little, dice he gets a little.
Tough so you just got to, know and you got
to prep yourself mentally ahead of time that this is
going to be a. Battle and it's not talking about
or dealing with traveling back home jet. Leg it's like you,
know you know you're gonna have some jet. Lag for,

(01:49:08):
us it's all about getting on the schedule that we're
at at home.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
And now we have a new local. Time and that's
the part that, shitty not the physical part of traveling,
back like the flight.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
Back the flight back and being home is the shitty,
part got. It flight, Pack, yeah flight back and going
home was always a challenge for, us has always kind
of been a challenge for. Us and you just got
to know there's gonna be about five different battles on
the way, home not just. One when the first one's,
happening you gotta. Go it's gotta be second, nature you
know WHAT i, Mean like it's, default it's. Subconscious this

(01:49:40):
is just number. One this ain't even close to what
the shitty part is going to. Be that's what you
have to tell yourself, mentally so that way you're handling
it the way you got to handle, it and you
just know that there's a war to come and it's
just started to manifest itself in its first.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
Battle but that would be my.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
Advice it'd be trying to get on your schedule as
quickly as you, can a couple hours at a.

Speaker 2 (01:50:01):
Time then you just create that.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Routine try not to deviate from that routine because it's
more important for the kid than it is the. Adult
but you will appreciate it because you're trying to stay on. Schedule,
Uh but that would be those would be my tips
for having a successful vacation or family.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Trip that makes all the sense in the. WORLD i
honestly can't touch on it BECAUSE i haven't done, it
to be, honest but not. YET i will be doing it.
Soon but they say they were going Again, Orlando, Okay Disney. World,
Yeah i'd be hitting the. Parks that'll be, interesting that'll be,
fun it'll be. Fun good for him all the way From,

(01:50:37):
scotland Dex.

Speaker 4 (01:50:38):
Yeah did he say how old the kiddo was or
his kids?

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
Were let me, SEE i don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
So oh, no he yeah he. Didn't but he's got two,
correct yeah, Two but shout Out dexter And dexter will
get a Little scotland flag. Gun what?

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
Up PT.

Speaker 6 (01:50:55):
Si this Is david From northwest ark and saw reporting
him Massive dad when we've had a rough.

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Week david from Northwest. Arkansas second, Caller david from Northwest.
Arkansas week of.

Speaker 6 (01:51:10):
Sickness wife got, sick AND i got, sick and our
four month old Son william got. Sick four year old
Son steven got, sick and somehow our two year old
Daughter cameron has avoided the bullets and the. Crossfire thank,
goodness because she is an absolute handful on a good. Day,
also shout out my youngest, Son. William he has been

(01:51:31):
just making life super easy on mom and. Dad he's
been the easiest, baby so shout out. Him he's been.
Awesome but this morning my four year old ended up
in bed with. Us at some point last, night he
gets sick about five point thirty this, morning on his
way to the, bathroom throws up all over the wood.
Floor mom takes, him they go to his. Room they
both go to. SLEEP i clean everything, up, disinfecting mopping

(01:51:54):
all the, stuff go to the, kitchen empty the, dishwasher
load the, dishwasher handwhater wash the dishes that are too
big for the, dishwasher does put. Away THEN i start
getting breakfast ready BECAUSE i know my two year old's
gonna be up. SOON i get the strawberries, done the,
blackberries the, blueberries scrambled, eggs sausage, links all the. Goods
she wakes, up crushes. Breakfast four year old wakes, Up

(01:52:18):
he eats a little, Bit get him some. Water he's
still not feeling, great but he says he's not feeling,
sick so that's. Good put him on the. Couch say,
hey how about you just curl up. Here here's a
little give a mouse a cookie for. You we're gonna
let mom sleep in this. Morning get all the stuff
in the kitchen cleaned up. Again it's still spotless and.
Immaculate there's not a damn dish in the. Sink. Boys

(01:52:38):
mom wakes. Up she's excited about. It, also her eggs
are on the, stove still, warm ready to go for she.
PUMPS i, say, Hey, mom how would you like your
favorite drink from your favorite. Spot let me go get
that for. You just got back to the house with
her favorite, drink so just wanted to report the massive
dad whin super pumped for the. Day just made a
little extra coffee this morning and we're ready To so

(01:53:01):
love the. Content, boys love the. Show keep it. Up
we'll talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
LATER i forgot about the favorite drink.

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
Part that is a.

Speaker 4 (01:53:08):
Clinic we ever host a conference before the.

Speaker 2 (01:53:12):
Dads he needs to be a. Speaker that's such a
big dad win that it inspires me to be.

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
Better it makes me feel like a. Failure, yeah as a,
husband but that is what we. Need you need fatherhood
being embraced that. WAY i would like to think in
the right, SITUATIONS i handle it that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
Well i'm sure there were some tough, moments but what
a fucking, performance not only knocking everything out but having
the wherewithal for that cherry on. Top, yes what do
you want from your favorite? PLACE i got, you. Babe,
oh he's watching Every husker, Game buddy college. Game he

(01:53:57):
wants he gets to Watch, Buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
Bud what was?

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
It what Was buddy's? Name? David shout Out.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
DAVID i want to, Say Northwest, Arkansas Northwest. Arkansas ain't
no dad's operating Like david down there In Northwest. Arkansas,
TRULY i am.

Speaker 2 (01:54:21):
So that is even more REASON i love that we
send out merch to people that get on the. Show
david's deserving OF i didn't even think of it from that.
Perspective send him the whole damn, story, dude send him.
Everything what were you gonna? SAY i JUST i listened
To david's, story and HERE i am bitching about a. Show, hey,

(01:54:49):
don't don't despair and, compare. DUDE i, know But david's
had His that's a great story of. Leadership, yeah, Dude
And david's had his. Moments he would be the first
to tell you, that no, doubt no, doubt that's.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
ALL i do appreciate the space to talk about losses
in such a way to where it's like, that but
it's like hear and shit like. THAT i hope every
dad thinks about a recent dad loss to where you
hear a story like that and you're just, like And
i'm over here bitching about a.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
Shelf was it just one shelf that you put directly
to the. Wall was it like one of those Little
amazon shells that you just one, shelf one, shelf two.

Speaker 4 (01:55:31):
SCREWS i THINK i.

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
Know the exact.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
Shelf it's got the nice littl its got a shelf
and then like underneath of, it it's got these.

Speaker 4 (01:55:45):
Little like antler.

Speaker 2 (01:55:46):
Hooks. Yep and she also like, uh and she's, like
you took such pride in doing it in ruse. Room
And she's, RIGHT i hear That i'm bitching about a. Shelf.

Speaker 1 (01:56:04):
Dad you gotta learn from, Me, yeah you. Gotta we
gotta learn in those moments BECAUSE i. Am i'm grateful
to hear. That i'm grateful to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:56:12):
THAT i am.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
Too don't despair and, compare but see greatness and replicate,
it you, know go out there and replicate What david. Did,
also dap up a. Dad just go out there and
go dap up a. Dad we need more dad. Davs
why Am why AM i not dapping up a dad?

(01:56:33):
EVERYTHING i need.

Speaker 4 (01:56:34):
More, dudes dapping up.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
DUDES i feel like that's all we. Do we need
more dad. Dads we need them because WHEN i come
into When i've had a hard, week AND i come
into the office AND i adapt chef nine, times you twenty,
times jps throwing out. DAPs Matt, malone questionable. DAPs he's
been catching so much. Fire i'm so, Sorry, matt but

(01:56:56):
we finally figured out a dapt between each.

Speaker 6 (01:56:59):
Other but.

Speaker 2 (01:57:01):
When you're dapping the boys, up, dude when you're dapping
the dads, up and just rinse and repeat What david just.
Did be in a fucking legend and ask. Yourself when
you're in the kitchen and it's one o'clock in the
morning and you're, ready you're done with the night. Shift
jill's about to clock in at two. Am what's something

(01:57:21):
THAT i can do to Bless jill in this? Kitchen right,
now in the living, ROOM i folded those, Blankets like,
shit watch me fold these blankets. Again, god you so
fucking watch me chop this. Pillow she's gonna walk in
and be like an interior decorator came through. Here lesson

(01:57:45):
of the. Week be Like. David be Like, David, Dude
i'm realizing this is going so. LONG i have such
a fire lesson of the week this, week say, it tell.
It do you have a lesson that you want to?

Speaker 6 (01:57:58):
DO i.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
HAVE i had a pool from It instagram THAT i
was gonna shut. Out but, bro if you want to
rock the, lesson rock the goddamn, Lesson i'm on the
lesson thing.

Speaker 4 (01:58:05):
Every week you are it'd be good, First, yeah it'd
be good to. Hear it'd be good to get a.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
Clip ole Sr. Melt this is my first quote of the.
Week i'll paint a picture really. QUICK i talked About
lord of The rings last. EPISODE i will try not
to talk About lord of The rings every. Episode But
lord of The rings is one of my favorite stories
of all. Time it inspires, me and this scene in

(01:58:30):
particular brings me to tears WHEN i watch the third,
Film return of The king all the way. Through this
is one of my all time favorite. Scenes sauron's forces
And souron is the Dark. Lord he is the big
baddie for the people at home that have not Watched
lord of The. Rings his forces have laid siege To Minace,

(01:58:51):
teerth the capital city Of. Gondorf those are the good, Guys.
Okay Lord sauron wants all of human to be wiped
off the. Earth he's the Dark, lord and he often
uses man's fear of death to bind them to his,
will to his evil dark, ways promising, immortality great, power.

(01:59:14):
Wealth he tricks, them you, mad those rings of power
he was given out to, everybody and then it turns
you on one of those evil necromancer zombie. Things. Right,
Yeah so when everything seems lost And gondor is about to,
fall the riders Of rohan pull up to the scene

(01:59:34):
And King theaden that leads The, rohirom which is a
large cavalry of. Horsemen they're coming to basically save the,
day And King theadin turns to his army and he
says the, FOLLOWING i think there's a really good morning
mantra if you just want to get fucking, stoked to
wake up and go take on the. DAY a, rise a,

(01:59:58):
rise spears shall be, shaken shields shall be, SPLINTERED a sword,
day a red, day and the sun. Rises so he's basically,
saying some shit is about to go, down and it's
gonna be a sword, day it's gonna be a red,

(02:00:18):
day it's gonna be bloody as. Fuck and, look the
sun is rising right. Now this is about to, happen
so buckle, up he, says ride, now, Ride ride For,
ruin and the world's. Ending and then at the end of,
That saurn's power over, humanity if you, remember is reminding

(02:00:39):
them of their fear of. Death King theoden then screams
out death and his army yells back at him death
and he screams death, again and they scream death and
then they charge into the enemy. Forces he's basically, saying
what you hold over our, heads we fucking want. It

(02:01:02):
all that speech right there that he just said can
be summed up in one word. Good he's basically, saying,
Good we're gonna go fucking kick ass and you can't scare.
Us we fucking. You you're gonna kill, Us you're gonna destroy.
Us it's gonna be. Terrible. GOOD i fucking want. DEATH

(02:01:25):
i fucking want. It gets me juice every. Time fuck,
Fear fuck, fear, Dude fuck fear king bad In. DUDE
i feel like we were in a locker room right.

Speaker 3 (02:01:37):
Now the juice is.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
GOING i thought you were gonna give me some dad lesson,
dad AND I i love how you just you galvanized
the fatherhood into what you. Fear fuck that. Fear lean
into that, Fear lean into that, fear. Dude it's the same. Thing,
yeah that good mentality that we like joke. About it's so, true.

(02:02:05):
Dude like when you wake up in the morning and
you were tired as, fuck wife has to, pump that
means you're holding, baby but you're half, awake you don't
really want to hold. Baby good good, death and you
just charging their full. Force you give it your, all
even if you know it's gonna end up in a you,

(02:02:25):
know dirty diaper or crying or, whatever like shit will
not go our. Way life is. Hard it's like it
is not easy and going into it with the mentality
of this won't be easy good or like bring. IT
i love. That dude gives me. Juice go watch. That
go watch that. Scene, dude just type in right of

(02:02:47):
the row hearm in. YouTube, yeah if you fucking tear,
up fucking tear, up, dude why? Man and look at
the orc's. Faces. Dude as the row herem is just
about to get to their front line and the leader
of The orcs is back IN, u he's, like these
guys are fucking. Nuts they don't give a. Shit and
Also souron's forces outnumbered the row. Here i'm ten to.

(02:03:09):
One they literally have ten times the, guys and as
that charge is coming, in they're, like what the Fuck
these guys are, psychopaths just a bunch OF pt six.
SIKOS i love. That let's go hard choice is easy,
life easy, choice is hard. Life, yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:03:33):
You got me fired up from Really nebraska.

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
And just wanted to kick ass WHEN i get. Home, yeah,
DUDE i got that of one fucking. Shelf that's, okay,
DUDE i, KNOW i. Know look, look, look even when
we were talking about it and going over and she's, like,
yeah you, know you, KNOW i don't mean guy said

(02:04:00):
a couple of. Things i'm, LIKE i, KNOW i know
you didn't mean. It And i'm, like you know you
have a bad, moment you have like a low. Moment,
yeah it's just you got to catch. It, fortunately WHEN
i was Rocking scotty to, Sleep i'm like coming to
grips With, yeah you gotta apologize.

Speaker 2 (02:04:18):
Later that.

Speaker 1 (02:04:18):
Night i'm known for not sheets and blankets washed on the.
Bed charles usually folding, them or we might fold them,
together but it usually comes at a, Reminder, hey can
you help me fold these. Blankets i'm sitting there kind
of we got done playing the game And i'm in
bed Before charro she's still out in the living, room i,

(02:04:39):
think playing some game on her phone or something, Like,
oh let's, go AND i saw the pile sitting. There it's,
like you know What i'm gonna surprise her and have
these things these sheets and blankets folded and then stuffed
in like the you know the drawer like under the. Bed,
yeah you know how you have the bed frames That
i'll have like a drawer or something like.

Speaker 6 (02:04:56):
That.

Speaker 2 (02:04:57):
Yeah, yeah we have the little uh space compactor type.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
Thing, yeah you're drop a little drop a little, surprise
just drop a little. Comeback that was like a small
wind BEFORE i, could you, know lay my head to
rest for the night thinking about the coddamn one. Shelf
will you are fucking better than?

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
That?

Speaker 2 (02:05:15):
Kid can we can we give ourselves a homework assignment
because this won't come out till. Tuesday let's give us
one over this weekend Because i'm, traveling big busy. Weekend,
BIG i don't know what what do you have going
on this?

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
Weekend uh family. Weekend it's kind of not playing. YET
i know we're looking at doing the picking party, tonight
which it's where it's like over in The West nashville
area they throw some called The picking party to where
they have you, know an artist. Performing everybody harm, chair,
yeah guitar. Picking lawn chairs are, out food trucks are,

(02:05:47):
out drinks are out that people lay out. Blankets, yeah
enjoy a little picking full moon picking. Party bring the, dogs,
yeah BUT i leave waff alone. Whenever you, know she's
A bodo move though it was to be on the
couch nimbulldog gone, By, yeah go buy.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Well my homework assignment was we both send each other
something that we, surprised spoiled our. Girls we try and
pull A david this. Weekend, god and we have to
take a picture and like text it of like this
is WHAT i, did, okay and then we can bring
it up on our next. EPISODE a homework assignment for

(02:06:28):
all the dads out. There. Homework, yes, yes that's Getting
pet six. Involved y'all send in your, yes, dude that's
actually really. Sick everybody sending IN dm for the dads On, Twitter. Instagram,
Whatever how did you spoil your? Wife how'd you pull A?
David how'd you pull A? David how'd you spoil the?

(02:06:50):
Wifey how'd you surprise the?

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
Wifey you know what it is to getting up before,
them taking care of the, kids letting them sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
In that's a right. There that's a move That i've never.
Done i'm not doing that. Shit come, On Milk team
six is about to be.

Speaker 1 (02:07:09):
Ammed, yeah appreciate everybody for tuning. In this was for The,
dad Shut Up Papa team. Six go buy the merch
bwtv dot, com and do not forget to take out the.

Speaker 2 (02:07:20):
Trash see you next, week, boys

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