Jarod Is Doing Stand Up + The Boys Side Quests | Inside The Bus - Bussin' With The Boys

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, I got I got money.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Yeah, what episode is it?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Who?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Okay, yeah, I'm taking the Falcons.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
So you're taking the Cowboys, Cardinals?

Speaker 4 (00:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Don't take the don't take the Cardinals.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Bus. This
is episode seventeen or eighteen. Last week was either sixteen
or seventeen.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
And we have callback no Matt.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
No six to seven references on this show.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
That is a rule.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
We did not come up with that rule, but it
is a rule on podcasts, especially Inside the Bus podcast.
But today we got to talk about one of our
guys hit a parlay last week, and we also have
another parlay coming for you guys. We're gonna talk about
what do we say. We're gonna talk about Jared's doing comedy.
Oh yeah, Jared's doing comedy. He went to Zandies last night.

(00:56):
But I'll let him tell the rest of that story.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's a short story.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
It's a short story. And then we're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Uh on his podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I was Jared's first guest on this podcast, which was
rewatched it. Jared's growing his hair out. Jared's growing his
hair out. Coop cut his hair. We got the bust
and bowl coming up. We have a whole lot of
stuff coming up loaded. As Josh Pateon would say, jam
packed show.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
We might go like an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We gotta get josh On, we could go.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Two hours on this one if we if we really,
if we went slow.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
What happened? So I don't know what I'm gonna take
find out later?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Do we want to start? You're talking about the comedy, right?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I think we got it? Oh? Yeah. Jared came in
this morning, was like, we have The first thing Coop
asked was like, Yo, how was comedy last night? He's like, well,
and then I'm like saying.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, short story, So you guys don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I think briefly, yeah, we touched. I texted jp uh
and told him.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
But when I was like at the end of the
day I was telling like everyone here, I was like,
I'm shitting myself. Like I was not nervous at all.
I was like, now, like all the nerves have hit.
I was like, I have a feeling like I don't
even know what I was scared of. I wasn't scared of.
I mean, I'll get to it. I don't know what
it was. I was just scared of the whole process,
like like fucking up something besides the comedy, like.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Things like where do I sit when I get in there?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Like do I walk from the bad everything?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Everything like that, everything besides the comedy, even because I
was like, I don't care if the comedy sucks, like
the first one will suck.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
What just making noises? You just have your mic up
to a bag of.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Chips on the other side. It is not chips.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We gotta clip that. Yeah, I got chips. Shut the
fuck over.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Uh Oh, I thought, sorry, I gotta stop. Uh But yeah,
So I go there.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I park like four blocks away.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was a whole that's boring part of the story.
But like there's no parking anywhere near Zany's jam packed show.

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Jam packed show, so they have like three shows going
on is packed out, which made me even more scared.
I was like, obviously those people aren't there for the
open mic. I'm drawing this long. I get in there,
sign up. I'm the first person to sign up. I
feel like such a nerd, like like I'm like the
early Yeah, I'm the first one in line sign up.
So then it's eight o'clock when you sign up. Eight

(03:17):
forty five is when you find out if you're on.
So it's just forty five minutes to kill in there.
The dude we were joking around when we did my
podcast about like like all the dudes. So I went
to Zanies a couple weeks ago just to feel out.
I think I may have said that to y'all. I
feel out the open mic, like not actually doing it,
and it's like everyone seems so clique and friends in there.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was like, man, I want to be I want
to be a part of this.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
And it was like instantly like me sitting by myself,
like everyone's what's up, dude, and then like I like
just talk to people. This one dude I talked to
for like forty five minutes, I'll says Instagram handle.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I think it' na Scotti. Be funny. I think that's
Instagram handles.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
He's like a forty five year old dude that He's
just like I love doing this.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I've done open MIC's my entire life all over the country.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Let's go so cool, he like wrote, he like read
my stuff, like gave me notes, gave me all this advice.
He's like, you will bomb tonight. But he was being
like so cool about it. He's like, he's like, this
is like I like this story. This is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
You're gonna bomb, Like no one will laugh. He's like,
and that's fine.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Like he's like, I'm telling you have a good story here,
but you're not gonna tell it right, and it's gonna suck.
Like he was being so cool, but he's like everyone here, yeah,
And he's like, I'm gonna read from my notebook and
I've been doing it for twenty years, like you read
from your notebook, just read it.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And like no one laughs at each other. He's like
everyone's in their head.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
About their notebook, like no one cares.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
So he got me so hype, and that's when I
was like, dude, I feel like I already got the
hard part done, Like I kind of hope my name
doesn't get picked, and then it didn't get picked me,
him and all the people is with none of our
names got picked when they released the list, and I
was like genuinely, like not even remotely upset. I was
like I got over the nerves at least last night.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Do you know how they pick? Is it just like
that's luck of the draw.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Because here's a lot of I long is the list
if you were first, it's like no, it's apparently it's.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Like like everybody there signed up or is or majority
of people there to like just watch open mics. I'd
say I, if I had to guess, it's.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Like ninety eight percent open micers, and then like a
couple people are just there to watch. But it's the
room is full and the sidewalk is full of people
like that have signed up, and they only pick I
could be wrong. Let's say fifteen to twenty people, and.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
There's like, I don't I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's a four minute spot.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's uh like some people get three, some people get four.
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Like I think, if I had to guess New Wherre
people probably get three because I put on the form,
it's like are you new?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm like yeah, like it's my first time. Uh and uh.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
But the dude told me, I don't know how true
this is. His probably just like boring, but he said
they there's like he's like half that list every week
is like regulars that come here that are like pretty good,
but they're not like headlining yet, but they're like good
open micers. But then all this to say he recommended
that spot in the East, that comedy club. It's I
don't evenk it's a comedy club. I think it's like
a venue, but they do comedy the something.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I know what you're talking about, and I can't think
of it right I'm gonna start doing I can see it.
I can literally see it in my head right now.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
They have an open mic on two days. It's apparently
easy to get up, so that would be my new spot.
I'm still gonna sign up, but I don't think I'm
gonna get up there.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That'll be a fun community to get dude with. Everyone
is so cool there, Like, what was he doing good
over there? That's not what I asked. I thought you
took a meat pic producer Matt just took a bultie pic.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I just saw he's breacked up from being on the
part of the peach. He's got all He's got all
the girls sliding up on his on his instant.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Story, blue chats everywhere.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, So going back to Jared, that I saw like
a comedy thing, like an Instagram profile, like put you
on there, dude, shout out. Do you know who that is?
Or how they don't y'all all see that person.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, I feel like they've been in the comments for
a long time.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
He has been in my comments, like probably since I
started here, and I've looked, like I've noticed on y'all's post.
He does it on a lot of people's posts here,
and like Bustin's post.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
We probably do know the guy and I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Comedian Discover Discovery Live on Instagram the coolest.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
So he also met pretty pretty big channel right or
he has He has like four pages.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
One of them is massive and then the other ones
are like pretty specific to Nashville and they're still good,
like that comic that I also. The comedian dude I
was talking to last night. It's like in his forties.
He has like sixty or seventy thousand followers, but you know,
Comedian Life follows him.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
That's why I was.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
They all know each other, and the comedian Lovey just
like immediately put me on. It was like, oh, I'll
introduce you these people. There's a show Sunday that he's
putting me on like his guest list for just because
he's I just want to meet you because he puts
on like showcases.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
It's so super cringey to say you're going right, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
Gonna go, But I'm not like people hate when people
start comedy and they're like, yeah, I'm just using all
these connections I have, like I'm fucking headlining in two weeks,
Like I'm not trying to do that, but I just
want to meet all the people, like yeah, because oh,
Mike's is like kind of awkward to standing around, Like,
I just want to be friends with the people. I'm
not trying to take like a show sick Sequest are doing. Yeah, yeah,

(08:00):
I am, like I texted you. I was like when
I left last night, I was so happy.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I was I didn't even do it. Oh, I was like,
this is just exactly what I hoped it would be.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
The wait, it might honestly not be better, but it
probably is a good thing to just get in there
and meet people, like get comfortable in the room first, because.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
I felt like I accomplished something, which is so cringey.
But I was like, I did it. Yeah, I never
even got without doing it. Yeah, yeah, like I kind
of did the part where I'm willing to do it.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I put my name in, I waited all the time, and.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Then I was like okay, and then we all just
went like everyone left basically except the people that's for you.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
I can't wait to come watch when you let me.

Speaker 6 (08:38):
Yeah, in a couple of weeks, no months, Jared don't
want to come yet.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You guys.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I mean I feel like i'd be the same way. Yeah,
let me find too in this thing.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I know I would, honestly if that happened to me
last night, I was like I would leave being more
upset than he was, just like, gosh, I want to
get this sober with Yeah, Like that's another good part
of me. Would want to sit there and I get
picked because I've hyped it up in my head so much,
like all right, let me just go ahead and knock
this out. If I'm gonna bomb, let me bombed today.
Now I'm just pushing off my bombing.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't know why. Yeah, in my head, I don't
know what it was.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
It was just like I felt like that was mentally
that was the hardest part to me, was like signing up,
waiting and then like now it's like I don't I'm
still gonna be nervous, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It was like cool, It's definitely a mental block that
was like, okay, I got ever that.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I feel like, once you see your name on the list,
like the as nervous as you were going yesterday, it's
gonna be like tenfold ship. Yeah, sitting there and waiting.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
They actually wrote my team what numbers.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
He would nuber see? Okay, so I got like five
more people, Like that's gonna suck. That'll be all that.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Build up, will be crazy to adrenaline just to go
there and.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, just to bomb.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Oh but I'm also I know what the guy is saying.
But there's no telling who's gonna bomb and who doesn't. Yeah,
depends on the Yeah.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Yeah you could go right behind someone who like really bombed. Yeah,
you could be a bread the fresh air.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, get up there. Help about that guy, loser, Everyone
get invited back.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Everyone just hates my My thing is just a roast
session on the go after the bad person post kind
of does that, which is kind of like I'm nervous
to do an open mic for the host to roast
me after because he destroys the people.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
And he comes up with it quick too, because he
doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
It would be.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Really funny if he like roasted you and you got
up there and you just were able to serve something
back to him so quick and the room immediately be
on your side like that.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I told the guy last night.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
He agreed.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I was like, because my first joke is I mean,
y'all all, I think Noah is a story. And I
was like, I have a feeling like I'm gonna go
up there and just tell a story and like get
you into the story. It's never funny. Yeah, and then
like at the end of the three minutes, I'm like,
all right, well, I just told you all the story
about work.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Like they're gonna put the music on the Grammy music
on Jerry.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, I just want to get that one out of
the way.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's gonna be sick, dude. Yeah, that's done out to
impumped for you.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Thank you so sick. I can't watch. I'm eventually I
don't have to be.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
I do get, I do get. Not want to go
sick the first one.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I think my rule will be three months mental not
going because I feel like I've been along for the
r you have been like I've been helped. I've been
trying to help him write it. Every part of Jared
to kind of be like k JP, stay back, like
I stay.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
In the shadows.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Keep a smile on my face, but it does.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
He left, He left the shadows.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I feel like if anybody that should like ghost should
go and like would be the least judgmental about it all.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
It's obviously, I mean, like JP has like you could
just be his manager.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Right because you've done everything with me so far. If
it goes bad and I'm there, like I'm gonna, I'm
not gonna be like, oh Jared, you bomb, be like,
dang where to work?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
We know what work? I helped him, right, Don't you
want somebody there for you if you bomb?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, now we go to work.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
In my head like I'm gonna. I don't even know
you want note like you would want notes? I mean, yeah,
you obviously want to. I'm gonna you also get your footage.
You can buy your footage the bias.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
See, we gotta start.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
It depends on the club like any like ten bucks,
or you can film it yourself.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Parking lots and filming open mics.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yeah, seriously, podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Now should we change the name, just as like you
have your change our desks?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Literally about this side quest is kind of sick.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Let us know in the comments.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Side quest, I would like to challenge Garrett. I think
Garrett's obvious side quest is golf. Yeah, now that we
have a little bit of opening on Thursday mornings, I
would challenge Garrett to post a golf video.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Maybe like golf comedy.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Yeah, maybe do stand up at the range a bunch
of from Yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
He said it in our group chat, like Thursday mornings,
I'm down to rocket, I'm down to go with you
and I'll bring my camera.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
That first tea time would be so money. There's something
about getting to a golf course when they're still due
on the ground and the sun is still climbing, it's
crispy outside, It's so much fun, and then when you
hit the back nine it's only like eight or like
ten am.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Like right, yeah, your shoes.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That was the one thing.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is a quick little side quest story. Were there
I'll ask you, I'll ask the question. Maybe we talked
about it.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Were there things when you were growing up that like
your dad made you do that you were like why
do we have to do this? At six am?

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Mine was either if we were gonna play golf, it
was the first tea time and.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Like growing up, you're like what the fuck? Like I'm
not awake, I'm gonna be in a bad mood whatever.
Or cleaning out the garage. Somehow we did that every
other weekend.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I aligned with you on cleaning out the garage. We
just did this, right, We just did this.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
I felt like we had garage sales like we used
to do those. They definitely weren't that often, but they
felt like it was like every couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It's like the last night I did one at our house. Uh,
the worst possible thing of all time. I think I
was only a person that sold stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's a competition. Yeah, I think we did. We had
one garage show at my old house, but I think
it's because we were moving. But like cleaning the garage,
like we had like we have like a bunch of toys,
like whether it's like dirt bikes and just like other
random ship especially growing up Nate, my brother, he was
the king of like picking something out like using my
dad's like tools or whatever, and then just not putting

(14:23):
it back.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yeah, get everyone in trouble not be put back in
the right spot.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, So we would like we would always have to
clean and then one time it was during COVID, Me
and Nate just like locked In cleaned the entire garage
like without my dad asking and and so. But like
my dad worked late and like we did. We didn't
even get to see his reaction of him like oh
my god, like last time, he's yeah, no for real,

(14:48):
like we we were so proud of it. We took
pictures of how clean the garage was.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yeah, I mean, there is also no better feeling than
a job well done on some on poo weekend chores
when you're young.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
The yard.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
That was the one thing that it'd be clean the garage,
mow the yard and.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
That was kind of your saturday.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
The fact that that took up multiple saturdays for me,
his kid suck.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
How big of the yards you have?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's pretty big.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
We had like three acres.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, I don't know how big that is.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I love cutting the grass.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I don't mind it, but when like, would you rather
go do other things?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
My parents like mowing the grass so much that I
never got to mother grass. I would ask to mo
the grass and the back. Now we like doing it,
especially my mom loves.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Doing put your headphones in.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, he would always bothered us. Was when we would
have to pick up leaves.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Our dad would never let us do the mower over
it to just put him in the bag that way.
He made us do it by hand. And it was
one of the things that drove us insane of like,
why are we making this more difficult than it has to.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
There's a lesson.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
We never had to pick up the leaves. Would have
had something for us to pick up pon guns.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
We didn't really have those.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
But that's a thing that's.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
At Georgia thing I guess in South Carolina even think
we not only George.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
When we moved in George, when we moved into a
new house, like it was like it was a cornfield
that turned into a neighborhood. The first like month month
and a half of living there, every night my dad
would take my brother and I I out in our yard.
We would just have to pick up rocks to just get.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Him out of the lawn because they would just fall like.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Well like because we were obviously, like Nate and I
were gonna be playing and stuff in the yard. So
if like we fell on a rock, but why were
there rocks cutting the cornfield? Wait?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Am I missing? Way?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Other rocks in the cornfield Yeah, it's just like I mean,
like just any question you I just don't know. It
was just like a it was just a field that
was used for crops, so it's not like anything like
they were just rocks from like the ground and stuff.
I don't know why I just didn't imagine that. Yeah,
there probably is a bunch of.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Did they like take all the corn out and throw
the rocks.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I think it's just it was just like a field,
like any other field, random like random like not like
massive rocks. There were a couple that we would.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Be like, Bobby ever make you goes dude, Saturday early chores.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
I never did like yard work at my house, but
I would always go like early in the morning before
I got hot to my nana's house and I did
like enjoy mowing her yard because I did the same
thing like headphones in and then like after that I
would just.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Go to gym.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
But it was like a nice little Saturday chore.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
But I never that just made with the headphones in
made me think I would be I would turn on
and he takes the tractor and yeah, and I'll be
in my own movie so much.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, and the zero turn just bro could not.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Be into more suburban like front yard that takest.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Like a crazy backwards move.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I'm just like hoping that my I'm sweaty enough so
I could get the sweat stain on my.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Hat, like show to work with the fish hook.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, like go a little bit slower, staying some longer,
like another.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Takes a tractor.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I had never felt that more in my life.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Dude, I feel like they wei.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Should get him on the pond.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Did y'all did y'all like full.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
He does live here?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Did you'll on? Like have.

Speaker 6 (18:06):
Imaginary friends is not the right word for this, but
like I cannot wait, it's not we knew.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
This conversation was gonna come.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Remember what we talked about.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It's not imaginary friends.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
It's kind of what you're saying where it's just truly
you're putting yourself living in another world, like often as
a kid, Like I'm talking kid kid.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Yeah, Like you're you're like all right, like I'm in
Earth right now. Actually I'm going to be in superpower
Land now, like and do that for a.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Long It's like when the floor is lava, yes, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Like truly in my head day is lava, like and
I'm shark boy.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Like let's say I'm playing in the yard like with
my sister or something. I'm like, oh you want to
just like we're we're in this world now. And it
was so real, Like in my head it's like, oh
we are old, seventeen.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Last for a long time.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, yeah, we're still in there. Yeah I'm that. I
mean I kind of missed that.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
My little siblings did that for sure, because we had
this epic like playground what do they call it, like a.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I know you're talking about, but they were like, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
It was like get your house like Cavin looking one
where like rock wall, climb up, rope, climb up at
that swing, all sorts of ship.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It was fire. I was way too old.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
To use it.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
That'd be out there do it hanging towels like enclosing
the fort.

Speaker 6 (19:21):
I'm like, that's actually that is it.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
It's in the yard using things like that.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
It's either like getting up in a tree and like okay,
now I'm in a tower or like like one of
those play place things like this is castle.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
What happened to the imagination?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Man? So I'm saying like some part of me, I'm like, man,
I wish I could just like do.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
That you're about you're about to stage.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, I guess that is true. Like what if we
all just were like you know today, like we're not
we're not producers in graphics.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Like we're wizards.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Well yeah, I mean was like, my dreams.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Are like that. You have crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
You have very very vivid dreams and truly fed They're
mostly about Chris, that's what.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah, and for some reason, Chris Hamsworth's always shirt.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I don't remember mine, yeah at all.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I remembered mine for like ten minutes this morning, and
I wanted to tell somebody, but then I forgot it.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I have the weirdest dream.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
Yeah, good normal dreams.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
You have one that you could share.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
I mean it's like nothing special, Like I literally, like
the other night, had a dream that me and my
brother were at my house and we grew up at
playing catch with the football, except it wasn't a football,
was an iPhone and we just like I like, I
was trying so hard to those spiral with the iPhone.
It makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I don't know you came so the first thing told
me that morning, You're like, guess what my dream was?
Do you ever try to utilize your dreams? Like what
it means. My mom used to be super big into that.
She was like, if some if you dream about somebody's
eyes falling out, that means someone's pregnant. And if you
dream about somebody dying, that means like something else. Yeah,

(20:59):
I'm like, I looked it up.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
What I always dream and I always have my teeth
always like fall out.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Or dude, I've had I've had that. It means something.
My mom said, if if you dream about that, then
someone's gonna die.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I did.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
I hope a lot of people have been dying.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Man, I thought it was I could completely wrong partially
on web MD dream self diagnosed.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I used to analyze them like you go to bed
till early. I'd be trying to stay out of my dream.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, I had a dream a man, a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't really remember, did y'all.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
Did y'all ever have the dream of like showing up
to school without your shoes or.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Without short Yes?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
Mine would be at the swim meet. I'd be up
on the block getting ready to race, and all of
a sudden I was naked.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, or you wouldn't have something I've had those before, dude, the.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Dream of going to school like without ship, like you
just show up and you're like in your socks, or
like you don't have sure it's like that embarrassment. I'm like,
why the hell would that ever, It's always a dream,
and I did my brain convinced me that this was
happening right now.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
My mom's recurring dream it's still to this day that
she over sleeps the s a T.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
It's so like mine is like the same. It's always
I'm in an important situation.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
I don't have the thing like to make it happen,
whether it's like this sounds stupid. I used to have
one that like I'm in Walmart or somewhere and I
meet let's say, like uh Crimson, like some celebrity, and
like my phone Paul, I.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Meet Logan Paul and my phone dies.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Dream whatever I need doesn't isn't there, and I'm just
I'm so close to getting whatever it is, but I
hate that, or.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Like when you have to run away in a dream,
you run and play especially I did, like mine would
always be like sports related, like football, basketball, Like I'd
be like open down the court, like going for a lap,
and I just like could not run, like and I
was just tripping.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Where you can't do or like I those where you
just can't get like communicate.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I've had those.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah, some of those ones where you're like awake, but
like you're asleep and you can't like communicate, like hey,
like I'm awake.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Guys like wake me up.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, it's a the name of sleeper house. Yeah, I
think that's the one, Like you're that's the one where
like you're conscious, like you're like your body is literally conscious,
but you can't like you just feel like you're stuck
in it. I've heard of that.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I had a friend, uh, he's still my friend. Uh.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
When we were.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Growing up, he would have night terrors and like a
thing would like visit him.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
In his sleep.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
That's scary, dude, awful.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
But we named him Nemon the Demon and even yeah,
but dude, he we'd be like at the beach on
trips and we'd wake up wake up to him like screaming,
and we'd be like what and he'd be like he's
in here, he's in here, and we're like what the hell.
But he would have that feeling of I'm like trying

(23:44):
to wake he wanted so much, like you know, you're
just asleep but in his mind and in his dream whatever,
he's trying to be like, get me out of this.
I'm trapped and I'm just over here. I'm over here
phone an iPhone and a spiral?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Did the hell do you guys? Have you guys ever
been around somebody that sleep talks?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah, I'm Kinsey, Yeah yeah, sugar.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I told her lately, and I don't do that.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
She just yeah, yeah, she just the things I'm not saying.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Like it's usually like huh, I'm like what, or like
what did you say?

Speaker 6 (24:18):
And I'm like what because I said way past her,
Like I'm like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
And I wake up on sleep talked in college one
time and I forget exactly, Yeah, I forget what he said,
but it freaked me out. It was like it was
like nine thirty ten, ten o'clock a night, but he
like fell asleep and I'm just playing video games or something.
He said something and I'm.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Like, my brother does it something.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's always so shocking, like something like he's here and
I'm like he's here, who what did you just say?
And he's just sleep.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
You probably sleep walkers? No mad that is, you're a sleepwalker.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Uh, you can tell you camera how crazy just kidding?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Is it worth it?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
You can't hype it up like that and then just.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Go to Coops.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
There's a mic right here.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Just are you on Coop's camera right now?

Speaker 7 (25:21):
He'll be in the.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
End it over.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I used to sleep run, and.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I literally never stopped moved that mic.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I used to sleep run, and one time I had
to get caged in my own room with the like
a dog put you in the crate, like a like
a dog door covering my whole door because like one
night I ran all down my house through the like
down the stairs and then slammed into a door, screaming
it was the end of the world, and slammed to
a door and knocked out. When was there, like probably

(26:00):
twelve years old, and then it's randomly stopped like.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Seventh grade was that movie that was just in theaters.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
For a weapon.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
But yeah, they like my parents like woke up to
me screaming like it's the end of the world. And
then I slammed into a door but got knocked out.
It's just twenty twelve, and so yeah, for like two
months I had like a dog cage, like dog door,
like all around what year was that.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Thirteen Obama got elected for the second time.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
But yeah, the world is ended. It was crazy. It
was crazy wild.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
That was a crazy rumor when they were like signaling
eyan calendar says the world's going to end.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I remember being in school my freshman year, my freshman
year of high school, and it was December twenty first,
twenty twenty twelve, twenty twenty twelve, twenty twelve, and like
we were literally looking outside, like when when is something happening?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, that was why the black hole.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Did aver tell y'all about, like not on the pod
about Halloween Town movie what it used to do to
me as a kid, great movie by the great awful movie.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I mean, yeah, I think I'll be aligned with you.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't probably not this specifically is really weird.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
I hope you are as a kid, and I've never
watched one since because I'm so scared of this is
happening every single time I watch Halloween Town.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
When I'd go to sleep that night, I don't know
what happened, but I'd go.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
To sleep, then I'd be having these nightmares and it's
the same one every single time. I won't get into
the details but it's walking down a hallway like looking right,
like looking in this empty room, looking left, and then
they'd like a fish bowl, like there's random things that
it always would be. Then I would wake up and
I'm on the toilet throwing up, like with a fever,
like sweaty, yes, and my mom's like they're trying to
wake me up, like apparently like I maybe I was

(27:45):
screaming or something.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Then she would take like them throwing up.

Speaker 6 (27:48):
She would take me to the bathroom, and I'd always
wake up like in the bathroom throwing up. So you
were you were like sleep throwing up, Yes, And it
would happen only when I watched Halloween's Test, it like
possessed me to exercise the demons.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
And I've never watched it since it was born. I
don't know what it is.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Watch it again just to we have to get that
is the craziest thing, because that movie.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Is like rated true, yeah, but it's like a Disney original.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
When you're young, those costumes are it's kind of fuck.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
I think it's about like the Old Lady or something like.
I don't even remember being scared watching it, but that
always would happen. You should watch it. Against happen.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
I told my kid just wanted to watch it, and
I don't want to watch it because it was the
scariest thing as a kid, the fact that it was
the same dream, and the dream had nothing to do
with Halloween Town.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
The only constant was it would happen. I watched Halloween Town,
I was like kind of old too. It's like maybe
like twelve or thirteen wild that's a.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Nuts sleep puking is crazy. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like
the only time I've ever heard of like sleep yuking
is like when someone's too drunk and you just got
to make sure they're not on the back.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yeah, I lay on their side.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Put a book bag on the us in college? What
that's actually really smart? Yeah, they told us behind it.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
They told us freshman orientation, like if you're like, whoever
is like that too drunk and you're scared to call
the police even though you should, you won't get put
a full book back on them with books and stuff
in it because they can't roll on their back or
go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, we didn't hear about that.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
It's honestly, like, I really there's always a trick too,
Like if you just put your foot on the ground. Yeah,
when you're laying down and you're getting the spins. Yeah,
oh really yeah yeah, So like if you have the spins,
put your foot on the ground and it's supposed to
like help you feel.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Like, yeah, my foot is on the ground, I'm running
to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, dude, the spin. Nothing is worse than the spin.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It is hilarious when you're on the edge of your
bed laying and your legs.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Just like, I think I finally like I may I
don't know when it was, maybe like two or three
years ago, but I feel like I made my final
pledge of like I'm never throwing up dude, to drinking again.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
You have an iron stomach, Like I'm just you're just
that limits. Yeah, yeah, I feel that.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I mean I haven't thrown up from strictly drinking from
beer since college. The only time I was like when
I greened out, like I smoking after drinking. But I
threw up when when the first time we like we
had the interns come over or I had the interns
come over.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
True, I should have even said hungover, like.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
The yeah, that one, that's the first time I've ever
thrown up hungover. That was awful.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I almost only throw up.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
I was just drinking either.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Chef Apparently Chef was a.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Zombie either, because I wasn't about that was so crazy.
We've already I know, we're good. We're good, We're good.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Had a beer at Tailor's and then had a stroke, right,
what just a full body cramp?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, the full body cramp. You had that beer in
the sun.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
And then said, yeah, I only almost throw up the
next It's never that night.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
I mean, he feels so much better if you throw
up that night. If yeah, I just hate make myself. Yeah,
I have to make myself.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
But that next morning sometimes it's like this has to
get out of me.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
The friday after that, we did the Trump interview. I
think we did Trump on Thursday, and I to celebrate,
I drove from Chicago to Nashville on Friday, got back,
went home like that whole day leading into the Trump interview. Remember,
I think I even sent you a picture. All I
had was like a subway sandwich in a gas station.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
That's all I had.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
In the Trump Tower today we had Yeah, then like
we ate a little bit at the Trump Tower. But
then the next day I didn't eat at all. I
was on the road all day. Then I went out
on Broadway because my friend was in town, and the
first bar we were at I threw up in the bathroom.
The first bar I went mid day at night, it

(31:50):
was like, it was really like the.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Fact that people can just throw up in bars. I
never do that. I never do that. That's probably the
only time I've done it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
That goes to your point about I'm not letting myself
get to that point when I'm out and I see
people at that point, I'm like, I cringe so bad because, like, dude,
that person feels like, are you like how that one
just can't do that.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I didn't even drink that much. I just had like I.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Will have a good time, but stumbling around is so
crazy to me that people do that.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I felt that way when we were Nebraska. I mean,
it's he's gonna feel like ship tomorrow. And he woke
up and popped his sprite and he's like, yeah, I'm fine,
he was.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I was I insane, bro.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
We went to practice practice, you did, Yeah, I was
a practice.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Its crazy, I was just chilling practice.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
We went to watch practice, Yeah, we went to watch practice.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
No, I was will had to get up so early
to go speak to the team.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
He was banged up and we all got there and
we're like hurting the best.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I think I was.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
I don't know why, because when I went to Madison
later that year, that was.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
That was Actually I recovered fast. I recovered faster.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
That morning, Like I wasn't that bad. But then Camp's
bachelor party is probably the most rough I've ever been.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
After night a drink, y'all had a hard time that weekend.

Speaker 7 (33:10):
That was rough.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, I mean just waxed, y'all.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Yeah, and then everyone was hung over and then we
all recovered in time for Delaney to kick our ass.
And yeah, once sp.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Madison, you sent that epic video of you doing push ups.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, that was the push up And I gotta
go find that message because I think me and Jared
talked about it yesterday. I like was not aware that
I texted in our group chat until the next morning and.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I saw it. I was like, oh ship, same with my.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Family group chat. Me and Camp dude onted our.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Mom times like that is when we went to Michigan
that one time and I was with Zach Ziner and Tregor,
Trevor Keagan, I mean, I was that was.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
The night that the drunk I've ever been. I remember
you telling me that. And that was when uh wynf
was with us.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, and the pizza was on the floor in the hallway, Bro.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Because well Jack left because Jack said he like hit
a point and he like threw up getting out of
the uber, Bro, And.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
It was just me and you and then you were
with the Yeah, Trevor and Zach.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
There's on one of these like bikes or like golf
cart things going through campus and they're yelling. I was like,
oh my god, this is I can I do not
remember this, but that was a time.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
That was a fun one when we when I want
to back up to Susky this past weekend, Like some
of the guys like when we would have recruits and
like we would host them. My one buddy has a
video of Goodie, Like it's just videos of them being
completely trashed, and it's just like, I'm committed to such ahead,
I'm gonna be a river Hawk, And like every everybody
has those videos of just the recruit they hosted in

(34:46):
ninety or like fifty percent of the time they just
end up going how was your indeed?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Well, I guess we haven't talked about Mitch going up there.
We have was that last weekends ago, So we did
talk about it, I think, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Because we talked about this. Yeah, yeah, we talked about me.
Were talking about that, We.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Talked about that down there, I could have swam.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
The more heartbreaking things I've heard is when Mitch came
and led with that, he he ended up talking to
the receivers and then I found out towards the end
of it that he talked to them after the game.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah. I think you're right. Is that the week we
didn't do a pod? Yeah that might have been that.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, wait really may why right now? Yeah it's Monday
and then it's Thursday.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. I talked to the guys after the
after the game they had just won by like twenty points,
and we were like, you gotta try harder, you gotta
keep doing this.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, one ain't enough.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah. I was just and JP was like, what you say.
I'm like, just said like, hey, if you're on Scout Team,
you gotta you gotta keep doing your thing, because that's
how I got noticed. I don't think anybody. Don't think
anything goes unnoticed around here, like Scout Team, Like you're
going against the starters, the best, one of the best
defenses in the country, like do your thing out there.
And speech was good. Speech is good, But it was

(35:59):
like I didn't have a not not that I didn't
necessarily have a chance to talk to him before the game,
but hey, guys can get a quick minute with y'all,
and I didn't. I didn't even want to like necessarily
say anything to the receivers. It was Goodie and Rob.
They were like, Yo, let's go talk to the receivers.
And I'm like, you're like, we just talked about this. Yeah,
I don't even really need to or really want to

(36:20):
see doing fine. Yeah, it seemed like they just kind
of crushed it. I don't know what we're gonna say.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Did you have a what was your like recruiting experience,
Like did you go on a recruit like a trip to.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Sesky, stay the weekend? How did years go? Because mine
was pretty interesting.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, mine was. So my experience was completely different than
any everybody else who went on a recruiting visit. Mine
was not like that, especially at our school because I
was with this guy Bratzi, who is our starting quarterback,
Nick Nicko, Nick Brotzman, and then another guy Charlie.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Ryans friends and names.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
If I saw Mitch's friends names on paper, I would
hate them so much.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Brozi, yeah, he was gorn. Do we call him cash?
His last name's Cash. We just call him cash.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
Yeah, yeah, No, Mitch said that to us dead serious downstairs.
He's like, yeah, our boy Cash, we call him cash.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Right, names Caleb Cash, We just call him Cash. But
I was with Brozzi and I was with Charlie, but
Bronzi wasn't even my like the my guy. It was
Charlie but he quit that year, so we were essentially
just chasing this one girl around. We were essentially just
chasing like this one girl that Brozzi was like trying

(37:37):
to get with the entire night, and like I didn't
really even get that like banged up or anything like
and I and I kind of sold you, well, no,
I kind of knew, so like I essentially like committed
or it was going to Susky no matter what because
it had my major and I could play. But I
was kind of like I found this out later that

(37:59):
like from the coach, he guy that works at Penn State.
He uh, like they have like recruits and like have
like different dots, like green dot is like we expect
them to be a starter. Like freshman year, blue dot
is like come sophomore, junior year, Like each dot had
different thing. I was the lowest dot like, so I essentially,
for lack of a better term, in D three like
walked on and so like they didn't really they didn't

(38:23):
really care that. I was like, yeah, I'm coming to Sesky,
so it's just kind of.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Like and then you went sports in her top ten.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Yeah, I'm one of their most famous alumni.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I guess some would say I'm still not on the
bront define you no, but like the fact, like coach
g was like, yeah you were. We wouldn't expect a
thing from you, and now you're doing all this. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Didn't expect the thing from you either. Mitch had a
chip on his shoulder, right yeah chip, and he ate it.
But yeah, only that was my only overnight. Like miser
Cordia was another school they were like actively trying to
recruit me. I went to Ithaca where Clump went, but
that they didn't give me. I went there for like
a three a like camp, like an overnight camp. Like

(39:02):
we were like literally practicing, so we weren't like drinking
or anything, and then it was like one or two
other schools.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Uh. But the only overnight I did was at Sisky,
but I didn't like my overnight experience was nothing like
anybody else, like fun.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Yeah, yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I did one overnight. Uh it was at mars Hill.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Stayed with my boy CJ Shane, who went to Ravenwood.
So that was like a nice familiar face. He was
also really close with one of my best friends. Family
like Brentwood, like it's a small like everyone kind of
knows each other.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
So I knew CJ beforehand, which was nice.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I'm Ravenwood.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Sorry that just wiped my brain because I can't believe
that that's crazy. Uh it's called the city's called Brentwood, so.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
But I go on this visit and you know, I
mean obviously you're like so stoked. This is so sick.
Oh for sure. I was very nervous. And there's this like.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Huge party at the Lacrosse House the night that I'm there.
Each room has like a different vibe. So there's like
one room that uh it was like all black light
and that's where beer pong was. Like it truly was
like a mini like Blue Mountain State type vibe and
I was like, fuck, yeah, this is sick, dude, Like

(40:28):
I don't know. It was a blast, but the other
recruit on the trip with me sucked.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Just two of us sucked.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
And he ends up getting so hammered before we go
to this party and he throws up on me in
this dorm, like in the dorm like pregaming, throws up
all over me. Or we actually got I think we
just got to the party, That's.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
What it was.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
We got to the party and I'm in the ki
in front of the people, in front of the whole team,
like in front of everybody, all over me, and it
takes everything in me not to beat the ship out
of him. By luckily, my boy CJ's like, let's go home,
chain shower, come back, So we luckily we do that.
But the whole rest of the night, you're the kid

(41:19):
that got threw up on, right, Yeah, so that was
the whole time.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
I'm actually the kid that's about to knock you out.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
The kid was still there, and I was like, I'm
gonna beat his ass if he ends up coming to
school here. Uh he did not, And but yeah, the
whole rest of the night, Oh dude, you're.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
The guy that go threw up on blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
When I get to campus for the first time, that
was how I was known for like the first couple
of months.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's so that is so bad.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Thrown up on is so much worse than even being
the guy that fat up?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
How did you throw up? Did he like take a shot?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
We were like right here, yeah, and he just did.
I remember when he did it, and it happened. I
shoved him, shoved him so hard he fell, and then
I was.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Like, oh god, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I was like, no, wait, dude, I wish I can
remember his name so I could fucking put him in
the dirt.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
But that sucked.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
That sounds awful.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It was terrible.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Only obviously I never went on a visit, but when
they were doing like pre rush at South Carolina. This
is one of my most hilarious visit, my official visit
to whatever fraternity this was I was. I was a
top recruit to a lot of fraternities. Of course, blue
Chip was never going to commit to one, but I

(42:37):
went on wanted to meet people, and it's just to me,
it just showed like the peak of how you like
make friends as a guy and at the time, I
was playing a lot of FIFA, and so I hopped
on Fifa at the party and I'm just I'm rolling,
and so you know, I beat first, I beat like
another another.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Recruit rush guy, another recruit.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Then I beat a sophomore, then I beat junior, and
then one of the seniors comes in and they're like, hey,
this is the best guy in the fraternity.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
If you beat him, you're in.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, And so I beat him and it's an epic game,
and you know, everyone's going crazy. They're like, dude, you
have to join the fraternity, like you'll fit in.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
So or were you just like I will get in
the first two games, then the last two you're like,
I don't have nothing to lose now, And it was
just it's such a hilarious.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
So that's how you were known on campus.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
By that fraternity for sure. Then I fell off. You
didn't go to any of them though, No, no, I
didn't say I like did the pre rush stuff, knowing
I wasn't gonna Yeah, Like, I was a very interesting
world without being in one, because kids would get suspended
and then they'd be like, a JP, you you should
just take his meals or like and so I just
go buy the fraternity house sometimes get lunch.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I would tell I would tell my friend on Fridays,
come for Friday Fridays.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh yeah, dude.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Uh the college I went to, that's like the long, longest,
pointless named Georgia College and State University.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
It's like not cool at all.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (44:04):
My buddy went there like when I was a senior
in high school. And then me and my friend Mitchell,
we went up there like over a weekend, like when
we're in high school.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I just see the campus, not modern family. Yeah, and I.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Mean obviously we're not going to see sports, war, frats
or anything. We're just like going to see the campus
and like go to a bar or something. We literally
drove up Friday after school. All we had was Saturday,
Like we were just gonna spend the day there Saturday,
and then Saturday night we're gonna drive like back home
or something like that. We really woke up Saturday morning
We're like, oh my god, like we're seniors. We're like,
let's do something crazy. I don't know why. We went

(44:35):
to like a smoke shop and we bought CBD gummies
Halloween Town. We ate them at like ten am. And
we just fell asleep all day until like six pm.
We never saw the town and then we just went
home and then that was it. We never saw anything
in the town and then we that was a cool campus,
Like that place was so much weed there, Like we

(44:55):
just crushed it.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Od on a CBD.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
We all turned like we were like, I don't know why,
Like that was our pregame thing with a CBD gummy We.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Had plans that now, Yeah, but like TG drinks, I
prefer over beer for sure.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Yeah, you know, you're right, But it was like we
didn't know what we were buying. We probably bought like
literally like sleepy Ship.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
When y' all came over for like our house winning
at the last one, JP was just crushing the cans
you had, Like I think I had three, three or four? Yeah,
I wisht I wish we had more of those, dude,
those were I got.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Dude, you guys gotta go at Lavertz on fifty first,
that little corner store. They have all different brands and
there's actually a brand, believe it or not, from Greenville
they called Rebel Rabbit that actually is so good and
the flavors are so good.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Have you had the Cali sober one.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I don't know. I have not.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'm like had a breakfast with that guy one time
because he wanted to like figure out how to remember
get connected to this and as soon as I was like, yeah,
like we're currently like kind of doing something with this
other brand, and blah blah blah, never heard from him again.
And I see him at all of like the markets
and stuff if he pops up, and I swear he
just avoids me every time.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I'm like, it's up, dad, We're not with him anymore, No,
I know, but we should.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Get some that.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I just don't know, like what the I don't know
if I think it's still fairly small, so I don't
know if.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's one of those where it's like, I mean those
were nice, you just send it to us.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I would drink him like Sunday night with watching Sunday
night football, and then like by the time it's like
really hitting you, you're like sleeping ready for bad.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
One thing that we do need is a water sponsor.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Facts Yeah, someone could seven here.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Come on, wait, we we talked about we need a
water sponsor for the entire brand of Bust went to Boys,
But weren't we talking about a sponsor that we wanted
on for this Nintendo switch right, yes, Nintendo sixty four
if you're listening what it seeds? See, I feel like
it was something that was like I wouldn't be opposed

(46:59):
to respect small enough that would like make sense.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Like Apple or something deef Jerky. Oh, and we have
that connection, I know, and they are good shoutouts. Do
we ever have a connection with them or had they
just always sent a jerky? They DM? You, we do
have heart like I could get heart beat.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
No, So I guess they're based in Canada and the
tariffs are making it insane for them to ship too.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
It's crazy. But he was, yeah, they're coming. I mean
he's coming. Supercross is coming back to Nashville this year.
So I could talk to him about it and what
is it? When in April.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Remember that Beef Jerky company would send us dog food
and it looked the exact same and like, I think
someone ate it. I'm pretty sure it was the exact
same packaging except at the bottom was like this is
dog food.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Not it was like a different color. Yeah, it's still.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
It was like orange and then light orange.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah. That jerky is so good though.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, any anybody that wants to sponsor inside of the bus.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Jerky all of our d MS.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
One quickly we hit our parlay because I know we've
probably been.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Going for how long we've been going?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Damns.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I was just thinking about it because we're talking about
side missions, side quest, new name of the pod. I
have my side quest, you have your side quest. You
have I will call flag football content your side quest.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Golf side coop stream.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
I don't know, all right, that's the.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
God Jim content.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Oh god, I don't want to go fill with the
gym I got, Jim if I want to do that, true.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
True, it comes with the tryd you should just work
out with Josh P.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
What else do you enjoy?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
What about? What about?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Like the show?

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Dude, I'm sobo show? Are you playing? Show?

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Could you? Is there like phases? Are there epic enough
moments so you could just clip out highlight?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
I got this funny enough.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
You definitely should clips from which worry about you?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Just show me the show.

Speaker 7 (49:06):
I'm shore Jared.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Some of them look at that.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
That should be That should be it? All right? I
mean it's simple enough, like I just check out this
kill and check out this.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
It will be the show supposed to be. I kind
of like some go tap in. I told Matt really
funny videos. I told him he should keep doing it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I know Matt needs vine back.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
He makes like make it to one of the five
shows that he's a businessman making pins.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I'm a pen salesman.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
If you want a pins so good, it's the best
writing pin of all time, and it's gonna write Jared
to them.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Not even gotta get you all to one.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
I'm not even I'm not even just saying this literally,
I bought its sharpie pins from to look good. Yeah,
and his pen is so much better. I'm not even
just hyping you up. It's better than the expensive pins.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
I gotta give it a lot. They are good. Go
get them. Make it to midnight. Love that pin. Make
it midnight.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
You should just do it through meta. You can do
that through meta, Like yeah, like on the page the
reason I was reading with Oh yeah, I'm gonna do
it hopefully both ways. I was just seeing with Etsy,
They're like people already come to the website for these things, true,
and it's like a better way to get people of that.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I don't know for just in time for our parlay.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Hold on really quick. Sure, yeah, yeah, he already kind
of has.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
That's what I was wanted to see what he says.
We all have side quests now in here.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Okay, make it to midnight comedy, flag football, golf, video
game clips that okay.

Speaker 8 (50:49):
I love that, and I think hunting, I think getting
outdoors ward.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Actually it's a nice one.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
I got a great answer because you could see him.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Just like, what do you want something cool, Buddy building.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
No, man, yours is mailb the show flag football is
not coolanecraft.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
Is what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
W Coop, what was yours?

Speaker 7 (51:09):
I'm so sorry that to clip out some of my
funny video game starts streaming.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
You really should, dude, I mean him Coop on the
mic is funny.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
He's funny, especially video game rage Coop.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I can it's funny.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
I have shown sheriffs on my clips.

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Do I not get to the point where I can't
breathe when I'm playing with him?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Like when it's you, it's so funny when we play like,
it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
The team side quest, y'all have got to live stream.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
It's it's almost like our one thing.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
JP.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
I'm telling you right now it is legitimately when you
get him and Will Compton and then me and Jared
are kind of.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Like the we pissed them off.

Speaker 8 (51:48):
Yeah, like what, we'll get them going.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
We'll will get so mad at me and we're just
serious on there.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
I'm trying to light them. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm strong
game on PUBG.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
You can take your clothes off so you could be
in your underwear.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
Yeah, and Coop, I started my underwear.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
Starts in his underwear and when he kills people, he
steals their clothes.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, that is streamable.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
It is so incrediblypable at least I see.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Like the conversation.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
I'm not even trying to hype us up, but like
the ship that y'all all stay on there is so
funny true goons.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Yeah, you'll just hear Coop run away from the squad.
He'll go kill people silently, but you'll see popped up
on your screen Coop killed Da Da Da. Coop killed
Da Da Da, and we're like, how's it, how's it going.
You'll just see his character come up from on top
of the hill. He's all of a sudden, how's a
dinosaur outfit killed a stupid fucking idiot dinosaur outfit?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Idiot stole his fucking clothes, just raging. He was like
a different person on there.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
I feel like, dude, y'all should se about him over
the show.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I like got clips off air, clips on air.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
You know, we got to.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Figure out how to stream JP A good idea one
a month if we streamed us playing PUBG. I don't
know who woul watch out I would love that.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Who cares if nobody's watching.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
It's just fun out there because we're doing already what
we do for fun.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Literally, you would just do it like one of you
guys could do it, yeah, because you can hear everybody's mic, right,
I think so, yeah, just figure that out.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
He should Will likes.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
Coming up here at night and playing here with us.
He could just come up here, have a camera set
on him, you know how to do it, so you
could probably have one at your house too.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, yeah, we could figure out the time.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I mean, yeah, it should be Will up here doing it.
You're right, well, but.

Speaker 8 (53:50):
At least having two cams so y'all can switch off
because he's always barking orders.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
The guys could all play up here and play on
all four of the TVs, and there we could do.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
A Land party and I that it's me rocked up that.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
Gets me.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
We have enough TV.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
We almost planned on ed Taylor's house for Pug one
night and no.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
One wanted to do.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
It was New Year's Eve, remember, Oh yeah, everyone's talking
New Ye's plans. I was like, we should all go
to Taylor's and play Xbox and everyone's like that's lame,
which is.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
A lame plan on New Year's Eve, Like, imber have
better New Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Dude. I came up here one night.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
I don't know what I had to get, but it
was late, like we were all on and they were
all on and Will was playing up here. I remember that,
and I like I snuck into the suit. Yeah, I
came up a wedding man. Yeah, I'll make it to
midnight in my suit. And I came up here and
I knew he was in there, and I turned off

(54:45):
all the lights and was like hello, and I don't
say a word. I just slowly creep up and he
ultimately like, as I'm getting closer, he turns on the
light and he is able to see me before I
scare him. He's like, He's like, dude, I don't.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Know what I was going to do.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I said, I'll tell you this, if an intruder came in,
they wouldn't have been scared.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
That's like I came in on Jared one time and
he had a knife in his hand.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I'm like, yeah, I picked up one of the box cutters.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
It's at like seven or eight PM, like not that late,
but that shit scared me.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Jared try to end himself so much.

Speaker 7 (55:28):
You do in PUMPG When we see all the parachutes landing.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
Where gonna get so pissed on me because they fucking
they like to pick these spots that you have to
be like a pro gamer to get out of. Like
everyone that plays PUBG, it's only guys that are amazing
at PUBG, Like no one, no one plays for fun
anymore except for us. We're the only bad people. So
like they try to land with everyone and if we're
landing somewhere, yeah, except Coop's really good. But we try
to land somewhere and then like they'll be like, oh,

(55:52):
we got like ten other teams dropping with I.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Just immediately just turned the other way, and Will's like,
why you turn it? We're doing this together.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
I'm like, no, I'm not. You won't land with the
we'll be like six months. I got away with lying
to them. I used to lie to them every single night.
I been I'm with y'all, like I'm with you, I'm
in the other room and I a mile away while
they're fighting people. And it finally all came to a
crux one night when they all were getting killed and
I'm so far away and.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I'm my guys, I'm right there.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
There.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
There was a big battle in the middle of the
road for like five different squad like literally like just
a thunderdome and and all of us die and then
go to spectate, and Jared just like in a house,
I got caught in a picking up some sketches lying.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I'm just like, guys, I'm with you all.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
I think I see him, I think, and You're like, dude,
I'm spect You're like, where are you my fuck?

Speaker 7 (56:36):
And one more thing is we all got like we won,
Like we got down to like the final, like we
if we had one more body, we won.

Speaker 8 (56:42):
Yeah, the last guy and he was like weak, like
whoever it was last, like fucked him up. And so
we're like, oh, Jared, you got it. In the thunderdome
is so loud because there's so many shots going on
that like that's all you've been hearing. And then you
go to Spectac Jared and it's silent in the room,
so you know he's not even I'm a big chirping.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
I'm a big like I'm a big hunter gatherer while
the men are like, I like to get all that.
The guy that like, we need heels, and I'm like,
I have nine mad kids on them, and you are.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
A good man.

Speaker 8 (57:19):
I hold everything for Wait, so okay, a really quick
just run through because I did a bad job when
you first said, yeah, side, what is everyone's side?

Speaker 7 (57:27):
Quest?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Make it to midnight and slice comedy, flag, football, golf.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
Video game clips.

Speaker 8 (57:34):
I love all those tvd and I love hunting. I
love the golf one too. With like them, you've been
having a chef too of like potential content.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
Like your little vlogs you make like when you are
on the road. If you do that for your golf,
that'd be sick, like make him kind of funny.

Speaker 8 (57:52):
Hey, honestly, Next, like travel, shoot, uh where you all
like go to an area if there is like a downtime.
I'm finding like a nine hole at like a cool course.
Bring my clubs with the road case that would be
so sick.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Though it would be bring one club. That would be
the angle, like.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
A one club challenge.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
That's actually kind of sick. Should we hit the Parley?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Yeah, you're talking about Parlay.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
I didn't plan anything, all right, seventeen Parlay last week.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I keep thinking for seven same that I barely survived
Cowboys Bucks.

Speaker 7 (58:29):
I gotta buy some jerseys for Baker Mayfield and Aubrey
that's all, you know.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
We won't say how much you want, but he can
buy a lot of jerseys.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
It's pretty sizable.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
And I was on Monday Night football, but now we ride.

Speaker 8 (58:41):
Bruno Mars has a pretty good song out there.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
That's I'll just leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Financial freedom I know.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Over there like starting what you're doing? Yeah, yeah, I'm
talking to them. Sure and look for your pick. We
all have ours. Is thinking of the Cowboys.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
A lot of people are afraid of this, but they
are underdogs in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
I don't understand why a lot of people hate on
the Cowboys defense, but they're as bad as their defense is.
The offense is incredible, and they're better than Chicago. So
I'm going Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Do you want to say Cowboys plus one and a
half or Cowboys money line.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
What's odds on them?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Minus or plus one and a half is minus one
twenty money line is minus one to eight for both teams.
I'll take the money line Cowboys money line? Yeap bang
I Jared, I do not have one yet.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
I have a gutsy one and you guys can say
two gutsy get something with better odds.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
What are you doing Dolphins money line?

Speaker 8 (59:39):
Scott about any time touchdown?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
I think I think we're just picking, oh, just money line.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
I'm sorry until we hit the until we yeah yeah,
and then when we get dicey yeahah yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
My pick is going to be where is it? I'm
taking the Falcons minus five and a half against the Panthers.
The Panthers haven't shown to do anything. They can make
it close near the end, and that's the kind of
that's what they typically do and that's what kind of
makes me scared about them. However, I think the Falcons,
like Coop said last week, are a lot better than

(01:00:10):
people think. Uh and Panics is spinning it. They're probably
getting Drake London back this week. So give me the
Falcons minus five and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I love that pick.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I like I'm between uh two. So I'll let you
guys help steer it in the direction. I'm a believer
in uh Jake Browning and.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
They are.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
The Bengals are not favored in Minnesota. In Minnesota, I
think is trying to figure out what they have and
JJ McCarthy right now, so he's either gonna come out
and figure it out.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
He's not playing Carson Carson Wentz is playing. That might
change your pack.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
I honestly don't believe in Carson Wentz.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Coach k oh exactly, he's.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
Been there, Like you might just be able to fill
in for that game again exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Okay, So that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
Word that game means me I have done.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Okay, so not that one or do you want to
hear the other one and then we'll decide the other
one would be uh. The Chargers are favored by two
and a half against the Broncos that I think it's
a battle of a game. But I think the Chargers
have proven.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
I think Chargers win.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
They take the next that they're taking that next step
justin Herbert is legit. I think Chargers is and Harball
I mean undeniable Chargers two and a half.

Speaker 8 (01:01:31):
I love that pick. JP was your Cowboys pick money
liner spread.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Money line, money line, because it was the same. Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
I'm taking the Houston Texans plus one and a half.
I like, obviously they cover, they'll probably win because it's
so close, but I like, I think the Texans will
win that game. The Jags are like fine, like first
year coach, they've been They've been doing all right in
some of their games. I just don't like to see
the Texans going to own three. Like They're defense is
pretty good. Stroud struggled a little bit. I think a
lot of that's their offensive line. Like I really I

(01:02:06):
still believe in Stroud and like obviously they got some
dudes at receiver, like Nico Collins is really good. So
I'm taking the Textans plus one and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Do you want to take the plus one and a
half or do you want to take him money line.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
I want to take them plus one and a half because
I think they'll win, they'll cover and win better better for.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Money line because there if you think, if you think
they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Win, if you're trying to have more financial freedom.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
That one scares me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
That one scares me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
I'll take the money line then, because my whole thing
is I think they're just gonna win. So I'll take
the money line plus one six.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
If it helps the crew. That was going to be
mine until he took it. After watching they have a
little blood in their mouth after the Tampa game, and
they are They won that game.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
They are good.

Speaker 7 (01:02:48):
They got Baker Mayfield against them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
And a half at the Jets.

Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
I was just about to say so, I segued to
and y'all might not like this, but I just want
to hit a parlay. I'm not playing too safe, but
I'm just I want to put it out there, Tampa
Bay money line. It's gonna increase those odds by plus
four hundred because we have so many legs. I know,
it doesn't feel salty, it doesn't feel dicey.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
What if we do Let's see what alternate spread minus
two and a half is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:03:20):
I like we're jumping from fourteen hundred to seventeen hundred
with that pick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
I'm just saying, like it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
That's what it adds on to it.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
That's what it adds on to even though it's minus
minus three hundred on the odds. But if we're talking parlays,
I think it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
We throw in just one little you know, one almost
like safe one.

Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Yeah, just a little bit it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Jared has his two.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Packers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
We're gonna move that line to minus six and a half.
Ooh like that. I've been thinking about that for a while. Yep,
that's my comedy. JP helped me write that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Move it to six and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what JP and I are thinking.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Yeah, all right, So what are the odds?

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Mitch Dallas money line Atlanta minus five and a half,
Chargers minus two and a half, Houston money Line Tampa
money line in Green Bay minus six and a half.
That is plus twenty nine eighty nine ten dollars to win,
almost three hundred dollars. We're gonna be rich.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I have something different. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
The only one that is scaring me a little bit
is for some.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Reason I don't know, I figured it, figured it out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
The only one scaring me a little Trust.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Why we gotta trust the guy with the hot hand.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
True Church, Chu chich are true? There will be right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
If this parlay does not pay.

Speaker 7 (01:04:47):
Only if it's only if I'm the only leg I think.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
I just may let's keep that going.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
I just play, aren't we hold the people accountable from
last week? They didn't hit, We're just hold We're just
holding me accountable in advance?

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
You got a mic, let's talk shit. Who was a
hold of?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I did?

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Who picked?

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I didn't hit? I hit Cowboys one? Was it Cowboys
minus four?

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
They won by three?

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Yeah? Cowboys?

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
And I got something fun. So my shake and bake
parlay did not hit. I do want to apologize for that.
But secondly, I did a fun parlay where I picked
one of the early kickoffs, one of the afternoon kickoffs,
and then Monday night football. But with the Monday night

(01:05:31):
football double header, I picked like, uh, one of those
games I for the parlay. I did it twice, and
on that Monday, that third leg, that Monday night leg,
I did one parlay with like third leg, third leg.
I did one parlay with let's say, uh, the Chargers

(01:05:53):
won and then they're playing the Raiders. The other parlay,
I did the Raiders one. So once Tampa Bay won
and the cash out was like really high, I just
cash out on both, not realizing that I had set both,
but if I left it there, I would have won
no matter what. So it's like a nice little head
your bet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
And then you can investing.

Speaker 8 (01:06:16):
Yeah, you can cash out on one of the bets
of whoever you think is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That was a parody.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
You have to leave this in that one because I'm
not very good with numbers, so I'm a little confused.
Listen to you. So you just have to send me
the that slip.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
I'll send you that slip. I'll send some surefire winners,
and then if we want to put it out on
inside the bus anywhere, we can make like a little graphic.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
But feel good, good, Yeah, I feel great. It might
be our longest episode.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yeah, really quick before we go bust and Bowl prediction.

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
Minus thirteen and a half. I took Nebraska. I put
one hundred on them.

Speaker 7 (01:06:55):
Okay, we're doing score prediction.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Whatever you want.

Speaker 7 (01:06:58):
I'll do Michigan twenty four, Nebraska twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
I'm gonna go Nebraska twenty eight, Michigan fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Uh, Nebraska twenty four, Michigan twenty one, Nebraska win.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
That was Crasca quick seventeen. Oh god, Michigan fourteen game
winning field goal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Love that they rewrite. That makes me want to vomit
to right that roer will How long is the how
long is the kick? Fifty fifty one?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Fifty one would be hard. That's all we got, guys.
Enjoy the bust and Bowl this weekend. Look for all
the content that JP, Jack and G and I think
Clump that they're going to be putting out, it'll be sick.
Put in the comments, who you're riding with?

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Ride with the parlay, follow him out on Riya, Yeah,
follow out on Riya.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
We don't say that. Put side quest in the comments.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Side quest, side quest. Yeah. Let's know where your request
is and we'll catch you next week. Insiders

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