Mark Normand Tells All; Theo Von Friendship & Kill Tony Moments + The Masters & UFC 314 Predictions

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talk about being dads, and then finally we'll get to
the Mark Norman podcast. Great podcast. We talk about him
growing up in New Orleans, how that was, how the
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April is really an underrated time of the year for sports.
Baseball started up, ANBA playoffs next week, NHL playoffs next week,
College football spring games going on this week, in the
NFL Draft in a few weeks, which the Boys will
be at and the Masters the Masters this week. If
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top three favorites to win round one and to win

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it all, you got Scotti Scheffler plus fourteen hundred to
win the first round plus four fifty to win it all.
Rory milclroy plus sixte You know that's almost like you
say his name. I'm loaded with the nicotine in my
lip in both upper decky and lower DECKI.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Right now, you do you do Noble Duckies.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Plus six point fifty to win the whole thing. And
John Rahm to win the first round plus twenty five
hundred and to win the whole thing plus fourteen hundred.
Your boy, I'm gonna sprinkle some cash on Bryson D.
Chambeau to win the first round plus three thousand and
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thousand to win the.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Calm Waters never made a skilled sailor for a boy,
he'll be.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Locked in, he'll be ready to go. He had it
because he had a nice showing last year. JP knows
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like where you're going with that
with the Masters for me, Maverick McNeely to lead in
the first round and.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Ask me why yeah, ask me why? Why? Why?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Because we were sitting in a pre production meeting and
we started talking about, Hey, who are going to pay
for this thing? One guy in the corner whispers, He goes,
I know exactly who's gonna win the first round. Obviously,
the ears perk up immediately. I turned to my right.
Who do I see? JP Hovey, and he always knows
what we're talking about, so he throws out, Maverick mcnely
on me, guess what gonna bet that? Immediately, but they'll
win it to win it all. It's a man and

(04:07):
man who's been in this building before. You know who
I'm thinking about, Wyndham Clark.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Put him in there and heavy on that.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
If we're gonna follow the signs of life, where do
we head this week for spring to or? We had
two Oregon? Where do Winndham Clark go to school?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Does busting with the boys and Wyndham Clark's winding Park's life?
Do those things just meet and cause him as of chaos?
Only time will tell.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
The locker room. I like it, he was on the
locker room. He what do you like? Why do you
like Wyndham ge?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
He's one of the boys, you know, I like, I
like Windham, But I personally think, uh, I think it's
safe to put money on Bryson and Colin Morikawa this week.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Who's that second one?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Colin Morikawa?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, I think that's that's actually an appetizer dish you get.
It's like octopus in That's.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Why I'm gonna put money on the lead after day one,
Colin more.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Kawa, I love the dish.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Another big event going on this week?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Cal about it?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Will UFC three fourteen?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh my god, who's fighting in it?

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last time we did the UFC parlay, it didn't go.
We won. Actually, none of the legs hit. You get
the jitters, you get the first hit out of the way.
Well back into our second UFC parlay. At the very
least we're gonna hit a leg I'm gonna say, I.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Can no guarantee this is the very least we're gonna
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Speaker 3 (06:33):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
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Speaker 3 (06:37):
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my face and Will Compton's face. Possibly two separate parlays,
or we might just put our big brains together and
put one.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I think we'll be on the same wavelength, you think.
So we really lean on JP. We know we're gonna
go with the boy Chandler. Yeah, we're gonna lean on
JP for for Vulcan Diego Lopez, Yes, Diego Lopez. Oh
but yeah, but JP.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
And I I are we on the same way way
with that?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I think it's a toss up.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, I think we are Lopez. Yeah, it just hurts.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It hurts because this might be last Bulk is like,
you know, he's a god.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
And if he loses this fight, I don't know if
he puts the gloves down or not.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Oh, you always want to go out with a win.
I know I was going to write you win that
that last period on that story when you're writing it
in pen and you want that say I won, then
I did this period done.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It just has felt because we've seen Lopez at the
other fights, and it feels inevitable that he's going to
be raising the belt at some point.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
It feels as inevitable right now, right now he's yeah, yeah,
right now he's the underdog, and plus one ten great
for us.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, So right now, if you're taking if you take
Lopez and you take Chandler straight up, two underdogs like
plus three ninety one. Yeah yeah, because that's why he
keeps just saying plus three ninety one is if it's
all of my parlers plus.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, because Chandler's a dog right now, plus one thirty six,
that'll be a fun fight Patty the Baggie, Patty the Battie.
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(08:11):
to get you're starting to get that week of jitters,
like you're starting getting every damn the fight is this
week he fights Patty the Batty this week, dude.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
It makes me want to pull the trigger and actually
just go down to Miami.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, just get right there in the action.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
When JP and I were in New York and he
got on the octagon, I truly felt like I was
in there with him. This is like it's your guy,
Like you're with him. I know his kids, Like he's
been to my house, Like he's like he's a boy,
he's a homie.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
And then we say hey Mike and he does the
point and it's like that energy that fight in the
fifth round with Oliver Era, like you think he's gonna
get it done. Like Mike always brings the heat. If
you're gonna if you're gonna watch a UFC event, make
sure Michael Chandler is a part of that card. And
then Patty as well.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I was gonna saying two great showmen to.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
A couple of cocksmen just getting after it in there.
And so I think a good bet for this parlay
when these when these things come out, is it's not
gonna go five rounds. This fight's not going five rounds.
Someone's gonna draw on line the sand around two or three,
and they're gonna one's gonna finished off the other. This
is the first time that we've hit a production meeting
and not everybody with Bust Went the Boys is going

(09:17):
for Mike Chandler though, oh really crazy crazy Now, I
will say we've had a couple of additions. We've had
a couple of guys, the og boys in here. We
all know, is anybody here not riding with Mike Chandler rhetorical?
I know you're all right.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
So we're talking about Jared and Clump Clump Clump.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I've had words too, Yeah, he did have words.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
He just doesn't know, man, he just doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
What was saying about Patty's good man you know, if
people don't feel realize how good Patty is, he's gonna
beat Mike. Mike's not as good. Mike's not as good.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Yeah, I'm like, well, Patty's a good fighter.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
But here's my thing. From the objective viewpoint, I don't
know how I'm surprised Patty is the favorite. And and
if you are a fan watching, like, I don't know
why you would say that Patty is better than Mike
until they fight and they actually see what the result is, right,
because he's done nothing to show.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
That he would be I was gonna say, how long ago?
When was the last time Patty was in the ring.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's been a while, yeah, I mean he won his
last one. I think it was last year.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, like early last year. Yeah, because I did see
him scrap with that troll with respect. Respect, Yeah, respect
to that. This one will be a fun one.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's gonna be a blast.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
That's gonna be it's gonna be fun to watch. I
can't wait. You saw when the fight props come out, though,
I think there's a good look at under five rounds
or under a certain amount of rounds. It's part of
the parlay. I think it's a big move for us.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, hit like the same fight parlay right in this UFC.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
In this UFC parlay, I will be heavy Chandler fight.
Yeah yeah, but I like Lopez. Oh yeah, I like Lopez.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Did you'll see Mike and Patty they were doing the
zoom call with each other and they're talking about how
they think the fight's gonna go, and Patty is saying that,
you know, Mike won't be able to put his hands
on him or whatever it is, and Mike just lifts
up his fist in the camera the callous like and
Patty put his hands up too, but like the callouses
of their knuckles, like they're both of their hands looked

(11:11):
broken and they're both and they're both like laughing, and
Mike's like, you got bird hands, you got liked y'all,
y'all need to go get your hands checked out.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
There's something going on.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
There are threat of hands.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah did you see that? Uh that meme Mike quote
tweeted and it was like talking about's favored to win
and it's Patty like in the version, it's just.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Trying to tell a UFC fans the person on the
left is favorite of the person on the right, Yeah,
because Mike does. He's got off the bus. Look, yeah,
he walks out the bus. You're like, God, I gotta
fight that guy.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
He'll be ready to go.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
How long do y'all think he'll be jacked for forever?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Forever?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Mike's Mike's are forever.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Sixty five years old. He'll be six packs, I think.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
So. He might have like a like a beer gut
or something like that, but it'll be like one of
those strong ones to where you can still see the
outline of the six pack. And I still think he'll
be arm shoulders, pit bull and everything else.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, because he's older in the game and he's the
most fit fighter problem.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, I will say this. With the fitness world, I
can see I can see Chandler getting a Bill Compton
twenty twenty two body. I could see it happen. You
can see it going. I see it going like that day,
just like he hangs it up and he's like, you
know what, Like, obviously Mike's got this like incredible work
ethic motivation, like walk on mentality, But when he hanged

(12:25):
the gloves up and he's like gets a little relaxed,
it's very easy to see Mike when I see him
beer Olympics, and I see him like kind of when
he's off a little bit, like you can see it
it goes to the top.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
It'll be like a little pop.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, it'll be with just tread of a six pack there. Yeah,
you can see it popping out. He's not the tallest
guy in the world too. You're gonna enjoy himself a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
You travel the world.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
You saw Bill Compton over the weekend, though, I saw.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Bill comps over the weekend. Bezos, I thought Bill Compton
was on that peptide. You thought, no, no, no, let me
finish the pep ties. Yeah, he's on it. I know
he's on it. Bill goes. You ever done Decca.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Never strong jaws?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Like what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
The time?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
He's got like a pep tide in him that is
giving him a tan. You ever see those peptide? They
have a peptide now that actually like manipulates your body. Yes,
that will make you tan without going in the sun.
Because I was asking him, like, bro, you.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
You look tan.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Might need that in the winter time, you might need it.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Might gotta have it, but like, yeah, it tricks your
body into being dark.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I don't know if he's on that one. I
don't even know what that No, he said he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I asked him straight up, Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
But yeah, the reason why I saw Bill is sweet
sweet Roue had a third birthday party. Let's get run
a pass for a little Rooe, shot a little roo Hey.
It was at a nice little spot too. There's a
bounty house, some tacos going on. Some guy was just
barista and his ass off put some fire lattes together.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
But this is your stage, real clutch clutch, little coffee bar.
You try one to throw the throw the party for
Roue and she's like, She's like, babe, it's therew's golden birthday.
And first of all, what a shitty golden birthday? I
have that early in your life. But dude, she had
a great time. She had a great week. Her birthday
was on Thursday. Brought to the shop. The boys are

(14:13):
hyping her up. We go into the weekend, families coming
to town. I had my brother's, my dad, everybody driving
to town like five hours. Oh, Uncle Brad came to town.
Had a lot of good friends. JP shows up last minute,
rugets hype hey route, JP's here. She's like, I always
e JP JP. But she had a blast man. And
then I Charlie took her to the ballet around Christmas

(14:36):
and it was just like a mother daughter a little date.
So I wanted to throw a little daddy daughter date
in there. She wanted to bring her homie Livy.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Oh shit, yeah check.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Double daddy daughter day going on with the boy Brian.
Shut up Brian and Livy. But we had a great time, man,
and they had fun, no breakdowns. We were walking into
the State, we were walking to the arena. We left,
passing the truck and she's like, I want to pass it.
I'm like, hey, pass he's in the truck. Yeah, we
got we gotta give. We got to give the passes
to Passy Ferry this week. So the passes are going away.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
They're gone.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, that'll be a big thank God. We're going to
organ that'll be one of those thanks God.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like you'll get a call from charm.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, let's you. You dropped them off at the Passy
Fairy yet, because I got her this weekend. Charles going
out of town to Arizona to do a work thing,
and so I got I got both kids this weekend.
So I'm just hoping the you know, those few days
of kurbunce, Yeah, gives to the turbulence.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Cause it's like passes are like the kid's version of nicotine.
It's three days to get out of your system. But
then it's really about the habit.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Yeah, one thousand percent. Now I feel like Rue rips
that thing and it's just like, man, it is going
to be held getting her off of this.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Are you gonna go a different path with the passy
on Scottie?

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, I think you have to.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Got to.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
I think you have to and shout out. Scottie doesn't
seem like she's as like, uh, she doesn't lean on
the pass as much as like Rue just out of
the womb was was all about the passing. You have
to go wake her up, like Scotty sleeps well. Ru
didn't sleep as well Scotty did. Scotty's a lot more chills.
She's all smiles like Ruse all smiles too, But like
her personality was the way she was is like an infant. Yeah,

(16:10):
but yeah, you gotta go a different route with little
Scotty Joe.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
It's amazing to see Rue's little transition of confidence because
in the first couple of years of life, about year
and a half, which.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Came to say a whole lot.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
When she was first starting to get mobile, like you'd
see she kind of like strange, her danger with everybody.
It seemed like it was only mom and dad. And
recently in the last year, it's like this girl has
all the confidence.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
In the world. She is all about her spirit is awesome.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I got myself a little time with Scotty, me and
Tabor holding her. She was bobbing and weaving, doing the
little head that she was chicken pecking around all smiles.
She's got her dad's mouth. She only breathes through her mouth,
like it was. It was a nice little time. It
was a nice little time.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
You gotta start taping her mouth when she sleeps.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And you could see Charles's parents like we kind of
like we didn't take her, but like you if we
like yeah, And then Charles's mom kind of just stood
over me and tailing for the twenty minutes and like, yeah,
making sure we were.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Doing it right.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
It was a little helicopter bomb.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, I like you, helicopter grandparent. Yeah. But that was
a fun That was a fun birthday party. I took
down those Lady Bird tacos too.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
I was gonna say, shout out Lady Bird those tacos.
Haang bro my local national, go hit up Lady Bird.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah it was. It was a nice It was a
nice setup. And then the lattest dude, I mean there's
only two on the dock head and at the bottom,
and said col brew and I want to do my thing.
I'll walk up the buddy and I said, hey, let
me get that cold brew and he's like, no, I
don't have it. I forgot it. Actually, like okay, let
me get this latte. Then I smacked three of them things.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
They were awesome. And now coffee bar was clutch just
clutched that for the adults with an edition. Yeah, oh yeah.
Charle was thinking about it because I was like, you know,
you talk about the party and having a party for
your three year old and having everybody come, and then
she's like, I got some things that you know, the adults.
You have Lady Bird taco, you have a coffee bar
stuff for people, do enjoy have some conversation that way,

(17:50):
you're not just watching the three year olds.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
The entire time.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Right.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
My two kids ran in there and.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
They had fun. And by the way, uh, Brian wanted
me to tell you guys that you're kids were awesome
to uh to Parks. That's all his son.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
His son. He's the straight hair he's got black hair, right, yeah,
he's he's a straight kid. He's like he's four. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's a four year old.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
So usually he's ripping around with with Levy, who's two.
I believe we're three roose age. So he's usually around
the younger kids. So getting to hang out with the
older kids. Win and Willow were like awesome too.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
When is when has got to sing about her where
she's like she does really good with young kids. Yeah,
like she gotta take someone another wing. Taylor was very
nervous about the physicality going in the bounce house and
Taylor and be like, hey, go take care of that.
I walk over body. You guys got to calm down.
But then I like body slam one of them away.
I made it worse. So they owned it for a
little bit. But Taylor made a point every time a
little kid comes in chill, so then a little kid

(18:43):
would kind of start climbing up. I helped one little
kid in there once. I'd make you know, it's always
uncomfortable grabbing a kid that's not your Yeah, but as
soon as the kid got in, when he's like, hey, hey,
time out, little kid, and they all kind of just
like watch the kid liked to stroll around for a
little bit. It's once I got out, it was fucking
ww and man.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
And't's funny too, like as a pair of you're like
watching your your little one and then they're go and
hang out with like older kids and you're kind of like, man,
I hope they don't get like get hurt in this situation. Yeah,
we're kind of like, you're kind of like up about it.
So when we were driving to the game, he's like, hey,
can you tell Taylor like his kids were awesome too?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
To Parks that's all time. That'll be a good note
for Tailor when I get home, because she was worried
about that birthday party.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
And as a parent, hearing that, you're kind of like,
all right, can do it right? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, you
feel like you're getting something figured out.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Because a piece of me is like when I see
Willow who's four, going there's like five or six year
olds and she starts trying to mix it up I
want to see her put her hands on somebody. Yeah,
I want to see her. I want to see what
kind of shit she's got to her. She didn't disappoint that.
She did not disappoint that she was tossing kids around.
I told her to chill one time. She's like, all right,
and then she grabbed that that boy. She grab that boy,

(19:45):
that boy like something. I'm like, yeah, walked around. She's
got it. She's got the stuff I took. I mean,
your elbow just gave her one to the head and
she just didn't even blink My elbow. Yeah, I oh,
my bad, sweetheart. But she's like, oh yeah, well, might
have seen a little bulldog. She she kind of eats shit.
She does internalize a little bit what you gotta worry about,

(20:06):
but she does when it comes to pain. She's like,
we had a birthday party in the summertime. I don't
know why this podcast hasn't be about my kids. But
she like one of the big chairs at the my
kitchen counter, the big heavy chairs, like fell and landed
on her foot and she was screaming, and I was like,
she might actually broke her I might actually have to
take this kid to the hospital. I go, hi, Sweeten,
if it's it hurts that bad, we have to go

(20:27):
to the hospital. She's like, it doesn't hurt that bad.
We're fine. We're staying. We're staying for the party and
the rest of the day. I think she had like
a bruise on top of her foight was limping around
for like three days, but like after the party was
possibly going away from her. It's like, we're good, don't
worry about this. Yeah, she's got it. She's got it.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Man, did you have the kids, do you? Yeah, shout
out the kids. Do you have a thing. I would
love your intel, I would love your input. But do
you have a thing when your kid is getting like
too many presents?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Too many birthday presents. Because we're sitting there charing and
I like, cruise open some of them and some charing,
I are let's figure out how to like donate some
gifts so that way she doesn't have like too many gifts.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
That's the move right there. Kids Talness are such a
big family. They just flood, like they flood so many gifts.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Tell people to like, you know, chill, you tell people
that like not get too many games?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Right, Like my I came home.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
From a matter of fact, I think you're a culprit.
You had like massive bags. Yeah, and I remember looking
at that bag just being like, god, damn it.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I know because I am an enabler, because I have
the same worry as you, is like I don't like anything.
I want my kid to have good work ethic and
not be like yeah and just be grateful. Good work
ethic and grateful are the two like key pillars for me. Yeah.
So when all these presents are coming in, what we'll
do is we'll get all the presents, We'll see what
they play with in the first couple of weeks and
they're like, hey, let's donate. And then you have to
explain those kids that don't get gifts. There's kids that

(21:40):
don't have it as good as you. My kids don't know,
you know. They they walk around my house and I'm like,
you have no fucking clue, man, Yeah, you know how
tough this life can actually be.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
I like that move. They'll figure out what they're playing
with and then.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, and then you donate. You donate them away, but
then you find out what they really love because you'll
be like, all right, this box, it's all it's going
out of here. It's getting gone, and they like the
little sit there with two dolls in her hand and
have a breakdown about it. But I sit there, I'm like, yeah,
you got to pick one? Which you got to pick one?
I'm with you on the spoilings stuff though. That stuff
worries me because it's.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Again it's like I don't want to sit there and
tell everybody to like not get her a gift, especially
like when you know, all my brothers, everybody wants to,
you know, be the uncle everybody like wants to have.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Like I'm sure Cody and w are sitting there being like,
who's gonna out gift?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, because I remember telling Cody, I'm like, bro, just
get her like a like a headband that has like
else are frozen on it, like should be good with that.
He gets her like a butterfly kid, which she enjoys.
I'm just thinking, you don't have to go you don't
have to get gifts for her all the time. If
every Christmas is good, and then if you get like
a nice, like small, like sentimental type gift for a
birthday or something.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
I feel like that's kind of the I think if everybody,
if everybody listened to you, she would only have frozen
head bands because I think I asked you a couple
of gifts.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I recommend it was like a soccer ball and a
frozen head.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
That's just have a dozen soccer balls and buying fifteen
head bands. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Here's a Mowana one, here's an else someone.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
But it was a good party. Yeah, there's a solid party.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Man.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
It was a good time.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Everybody assumed to have a good time.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
It was a big weekend for all of us.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Man, JP, your mom came to town.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
She did. Mom was in town, first time visiting me
in Nashville, and it.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Was heard your dad was a little tight about it.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
He was first words out of his mouth when I'm
talking to him, that's bullshit, man. I was like, god,
dagn so no, But it was good. She wanted to
stay in our apartment with us, and if he would
have come, they wouldn't have been able because we got
a queen size guest bed. But we hit Noko, best
restaurant in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
That's one in the east.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, JP's high on.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
It, high on it. And then listening room on Saturday,
which listening room is awesome. If y'all haven't been the
just do like writers rounds or you know, guys that
have written all these number one songs will be performing
them telling you the story behind it, which always amazes me.
There's like a couple of guys out there that have
number one songs that have been on ice for like

(23:53):
fifteen years and then finally somebody cuts it and they
get their first number one even though they wrote it
back in early two thousands. The industry is, yeah, messed up,
but it was awesome. It's anytime you get to spend
time with your mom, like I feel like this is
the first time since college we've hung.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Out like this, which is awesome.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
So it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
We got to get your dad out here and offer
all the dads just of the busting with the boys crew.
You're put on notice. You're expected to be out here
for the dad combine.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Except for my dad.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
No, he's there.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Dave, don't have a Dave might have one year, tire
a homeless guy and make him be my dad for
the for the day.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
We'll just put it. We'll build like a penalty box
and just put him in the.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Because Dave, Dave was talking about it. He's like, hey,
I gotta I gotta make this right, like I might
make sure you don't come.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Sounds like he's trying to make it better.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
You're he's trying to make it better. But also, Dave,
like everyone kind of thinks when we play board games
or whatever, like I'll Taylor, Yeah, Taylor would do that.
And then when you go, it just confirms to everybody.
I'm trying to rewrite history. I'm trying to break family ties,
and you're out here doing that to us.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Man, trying to break the generational habits.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
You know, Dave's listen to this right now, just like God,
damn it, Taylor, please let me come back.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
You're Dave your love back, all right, Dave Man, you
gotta have Dave. You gotta have all the dads there.
Speaking of dad mode, seemed like you dove into some
dad mode over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, dude, Thursday, we had a nice little flood happened
in our basements. We have a tornado warning on Wednesday night.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Do we had tornado warnings all week.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It was young.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
It was a week of tornadoes. And uh so we
get in the base. We have a little safe room
down there. We get everybody kind of bundled up or whatever.
And I remember, at like three in the morning, both
my girls are like not worried about a tornado. They're
worried about spiders, but they also want water. So I
go and get them water, bring it to them, and
I fall asleep. Morning Tailing gets up and Willow get

(25:47):
up and they kind of go. Then Win gets up.
I'm kind of still sleeping. I'm like, I'm getting my
my time in a little bit. I go to get
up and I step on the ground and I'm like,
holy shit, like they must have spilled the water. And
I take cop more steps and I'm like, this is
not spilled water. It's not. So the whole basement is flooded.
And then I find this little drain and it's like
just covered in like random shit. I just a bunch

(26:09):
of ground stuff, That's what it is, a bunch of
ground stuff. And dude, there's like a dozen people at
my house trying to like figure everything out what's going on.
We're putting things back in place, and there everyone's kind
of just staring at this thing. We take that little
drain thing off that because it's suposed to it' supposed
to drain water stuff. We take that off, and then

(26:29):
the ground ship was everywhere and I'm like, I don't
know where this pike goes. And I got men, real
men standing around just kind of looking at it, like
what do we do next? And I said, why don't
we take a little strainer and put it on there?
And they all right, buddy, kind of give me a yeah, oh,
try whatever you want at your house. I did that
ship and it drained all of it, all of it.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Bro that ground stuff didn't stay to change.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Change with me, dude, I have so much stuff. Yeah,
the water, the water stuff was mixing with the ground stuff. Dude.
We just had a lot of stuff going on down there.
And then the next day I come to the bus
or no, yeah, Friday, I go to the bus, come
back and there's this big ass like ferret and yeah,
there's a big ass cage stuff for like animals and shit.

(27:17):
It sounds like you got to put that together, and
it says, and it always says the same thing, no
tools needed. But you open up the damn little thing
and it's got like this bullshit screw. Yeah, so you
know what your boy did. I walked into the garage
called somebody, Hey, where the power tools that I bought
four years ago? They tell me where it's at. I
get the Milwaukee tools out and your boy put that
together too. So it was a It was a big

(27:40):
weekend for my man.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Card Dave activated.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
A little note too.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
That strainer is actually still right there right now. I've
left it out. I wanted. I wanted the real men
to pull up on Monday and see that. I want
them to see notice. So there's no water here. I
wonder how he did it. Probably the strainer. So yeah,
it was a big deal for me, man, big weekend.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
The the tornado stuff was crazy. Man, what was the
big day? Wednesday? When it first started and the sirens
are going off all around the city. We're watching the
live stream on YouTube? What's that? What's that page? Shashash severe?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Was it see w or something? They're the best follow
when it comes to storms in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
The chat that you want to check is going nuts.
They're like an alien abduction has occurred in East and
then everyone's running with it and send us to updates.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
That is too, because the one that happened a few
years ago, it was going crazy and I wanted to
say char and I slept through it, Like the one
that hit in East Dude. Yes, you kind of like
wake up and you go back to sleep, but this
time knowing that it was all going off and you
got the two kids upstairs and stuff, and it's like,
you know, you're starting to feel a little more serious
about the tornado warnings, like we're down in the closet,
we're laying on the floor and everything where it's like,

(28:55):
are you scared. I was like, no, that's not scared,
and she's like, Okay, I'm not scared either.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
No, that's sweet.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Did a couple of years ago when that tornado happened. Yeah,
I'm in that georgetownhouse and Town's like, hey, there's a
tornado war night. You think we should get the kids
and bring them downstairs. And I was like, Noah, we're fine,
go to sleep, slept through the sirens, slept through everything
in the city, slept everything well up the next day,
just like absolute chaos happened in Nashville. I'm like, oh shit, yeah,
I need to be a better leader. Yeah leader in

(29:23):
this house over on this one Doro. The tornado thing.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
It was happening all week long. Like I want to say,
on on Friday, I want to say, my dad got
in and then we were talking about possibly doing dinner now,
like you guys don't have any storms going on. And
then I checked the app and I'm like, oh, heavy
rains supposed to sit in five minutes, And just like that, bro,
heavy rainfall was going Nuh. It was a dump blowing sideways.
A tree. A tree goes down on the road that
takes out the power for like half the block. It

(29:48):
was crazy, dude.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Did.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah generator. I don't even know if the generator worked
or not because I had power the whole time. But good,
good time.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
You sent that text on Wednesday asking about power.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Was like, no, no, dude, I ad trust me, I
would have been. I've been walking around that rain. There
were some lightning strikes though that I felt like we're
on top of me. I was like I was going
out torn hitting the animals, like making sure they're all good.
And at one point there was like a like a
light flash and like the top of my hair felt
like it got staticky, and then a loud crack right

(30:21):
after that, and I like, legit was like, uh, these
animals gotta fend for themselves tonight.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Like a flash of lightning happens, y'all do that old
like wives tell where you count? Like one Mississippi, two Mississippi.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, the thunder happens.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
You're like, that's how far away? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, dude, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
That's a good We're playing PUBG that night, and uh,
the storm would happen or the lightning would strike, and
I'm just sitting there in my head counting. I'm like,
don't worry, boys, is like twenty miles away right now.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, speaking of pub G, what a game you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Got you on?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
And you guys did it in a way that I
couldn't say no. Yeah, like shirm and Will pulled me
into our little the den, a little area where we
do it where we stream, and I'm like, oh shit,
who's on the hot seat And they're like, no, it's
not a hot seat, it's the opportunity seat. Like, oh shit,
what's happening? They're like, PUBG, we need a fourth tonight.
You in And I immediately called Dayalen.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I was like can I do this? Do you have
any plants? So much fun?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
It was like a dream of mine was coming to
life because I brought up Pug I brought up Rainbow
six back in the wrist days. Yeah, during COVID, Yes,
and seeing it all come to life like it was
a it was a proud moment.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
That that makes me look back at the COVID time
and say, we miss an op. Yeah, with the PUBG said,
I wouldn't be able to pull it off that will though,
because our boy Brad well then also we had five
to biscuit and you have to play a four. Yeah,
so Brad Brad would have been essentially Jared.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah, I'm assuming he just can't really play shooter games
like you got your boys who just for whatever reason,
they can't play shooter games that well, and he's one
of those guys that you just can't like, all right,
let's just play risk or let's play Rocket League, and
then you just leave them off on the side.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Do you want to talk about what Jared did?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
So Jared? So, Jared and Taylor have this rivalry going on.
It's like a sibling rivalry rivalry.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He's a little bro.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, little bro, big bro. That dynamic goes on at
all times, that little rivalry goes on, it seems it
feels like at all times at the shop, it's knowing
that we were gonna get Jared and Taylor on the
game on pub G. We already knew it was gonna
be fireworks, yep. And so I start planning in Jared's
ear to kill Taylor when he lands in PUBG. And

(32:28):
then Jared looks at me like as he leaves, and
JP and Coop I believe we're standing there and j
and Jared was like, you have my word, I'll kill him,
and I'm like, yeah, I'm walked off that night, Taylor's
on before Jared can get on, it's just me, Sherman
Taylor playing, and then Taylor starts like, Hey, I'm gonna
kill Jared, and then text and in our group cho
with me, him and Suham like I'm gonna I'm gonna

(32:50):
kill Jered whenever we land, and I'm just grinning behind
the phone, knowing that both of them want to kill
each other when they.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Well, Sherm said, when we first got on, He's like,
I can't wait for Jared to get on because you
know one of them is gonna kill each other.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, So when I Jared's gonna hit you both, I'm like, hey,
should I kill Jared? But my the way my add works.
I put my phone down then to completely forgot about it.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
But I'm texting you on the side. I'm like, I'm
telling Jared and Taylor both on the side. I'm telling Jared, Hey,
Taylor said he's gonna kill yeah. And then I'm texting Taylor.
I'm like, hey, Jared said he's gonna kill you, so
you got to move fast when you land. And then
I text sure him just one on one, like this
is awesome, Jared kall, this is gonna be hilarious. They
both land and we're starting to loot, and if you're

(33:28):
not familiar with PUBG, you're like loot and you're trying
to pick up gear and everything else. Jared, I see
him run across my window, like going to kill you.
And then I just hear Taylor on the mic saying, oh,
I don't have any AMO yet, and I'm like, oh,
Jared's gonna get the boy, Taylor. So I go into
the room to watch this unfold. Jared knocks down Taylor.
And in this game, you don't kill anybody outright. You
knock them down first, and then they're crawling and then
you would have to finish them off. And then they're

(33:50):
out of the game. They're out of the game unless
you like bring them back to life.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
And when you first drop in the game, like there's
like you guys are referring to it as hot drops.
And then sometimes you drop and there's like nobody around.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Yeah we dropped.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
There was really nobody around us. Yeah, so I'm kind
of going, I go, hey, I got no if anybody
has any And then all of a sudden, I get shot.
My little screen like vibrates and I see little blood
pop up. I'm like, eh, taking shots. I'm taking shots.
And then I get knocked and it's like, you know,
you've been knocked in it, and it puts you in
this like a little like Crawley position, and I just
like pan my camera over and I see Jared like

(34:23):
standing there pressing his pelvis against me, crawling around.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Jared starts tea bagging this and we're all laughing, and
then he picks Taylor up, so it's like, okay, he's
gonna pick him up, like, let's start playing the game.
He knocks Taylor again, Yes, picks him up, knocks him
a third time.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
It's still funny.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
We're all sitting there on my Jared what are you doing?
Like time times running out, like we're gonna have to
the story. Come stop knocking him down, like, let's start
playing now. Then Jared kills him, like executes him and
murders him to where he's out of the game.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
It's like you've been killed.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, and we're like, Jared, what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
He's like, you told me and just like that, Jared
is that friend where in high school if you getting
trouble in front of your parents. He starts narking and
saying everything. He's like, will text to me this, say,
like nine PM, make sure you know, hey, make sure
you kill Taylor. Taylor's gonna kill you will. Sends a
screenshot saying Taylor's gonna kill you will sing all this
shirms there, shirms, laugh and saying kill him. And he

(35:16):
just starts outing everybody and we're we're all just laughing,
like bro, relax and the whole time.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
In the game, I'm so new to the him, Like
am I just done for this round? Then like I
just gotta sit here and wait, So Jared's gotta go
revamp me. He takes on fire. Yeah, it was a
fucking deal, man.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It was a fun night though we were up goon
until like two in the morning.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
I feel like we got late at night. It was
lately got that chicken dinner there. Yeah, it was massive.
It was a massive deal.

Speaker 8 (35:39):
The chatter was just epic for the remainder of the
night between Will and Taylor. Everything turned into a fight
from there on. Out of Jared got the scope that
Taylor wanted, wouldn't give it to Taylor. It was like
trying to get you to like do or like say
things like you forgave him or like hates all you
knocked me and that I'll give you the scope.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's gonnaccount for anything.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:02):
And I loved how deep his voice was when he
was knocking you. He was like, yeah, what do you
think about that tailor what do you think of it?
And then as soon as Taylor was like when he
killed Taylor and we're like, dude, what are you doing?
And he started narking on everybody, he went the high
pitch voice.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
It was like, well, I don't even know. It was
just like the tail of two Jared's Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
That night, I want to say, uh, the sleep our
count was low. However, what I got in the mail.
I've gotten all my Ashton Hall ship those Ashton Hall.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Come on, come on bro oh oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Dude, sorry, yeah, yeah yeah. He's a leader fault. He's
got these magnetic nasal strips and I got him in
the mail, and I shit you not. They're game changers. Really,
these are game changers. Boys like you have. There's different
tapes going. Yeah, there's like tapes out there that try
to like that stay stiffed and they try to expand

(37:02):
your nostrils. This one it has like a little piece
of tape on each side and has this little magnetic
strip right, and so then you have like this fixed
like hard material nasal strip to where it magnetizes to it,
so it expands your nostrils far. So I have the
mouth tape on, I have the nostril magnetic strips now,

(37:22):
and bro, I think I only got like five hours
and some changes sleep. I logged an eighty sleep score
on my garment. No shit, yeah, this and everything I'm
telling you type in uh type in magnetic nasal strip.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Let me ask you this so we can at least.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Shut out the brand. So in case people that want
to get their sleep game in order.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
How does it work with the face routine though, So.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
You'll do your face routine. Make sure you're dry up. Now.
Our boy ash and Hall uses a banana to clean
his face. I haven't gotten that far yet. I'll just
use the face walls. I'll do my little night routine
on my face. Yeah yeah, but I'll just I'll put
I'll make sure it's dry. Yeah. Intake, Intake bands, magnetic
Intake bands is the spot, is the place to order from.
And uh so you you'll have your you'll still have

(38:04):
like your dry skin. You'll get it dry and you'll
just tape them on and it'll magnetize it up and.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Just put like an oil on. There's an oil. A
dance on my face is like greasy.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
You might have to try it out an experiment. Who knows.
Yeah again ash and All, he rubs the banana and
so I'm sure there's a little bit of moisture when
he does it. Who knows.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, but this cuts.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
But I'm just letting you know. Intake, that's the brand.
It is a game changer, all right. Good to know
that might have to be my shot out.

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Speaker 4 (39:43):
I wonder what this is gonna taste like in your mouth.
And we gotta get these free. We gotta get these
free Cajun biscuits. Yeah the biscuit is soft. Yes, do
you want honey Taylor?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Yo, got extras?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
We just cut them this part, yeah that way.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Right?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, all right, you want it?

Speaker 4 (40:02):
All right?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Oh? Nice, we got it, We got it.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
It.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
So my shout out bout free shot out this week
is going to be intake magnetic bands in your nose.
I'm telling you and everybody listening, parent life, it doesn't matter.
This ship is a game changer. I swear to God.
I think there is supposed to help to people with
deviated symptoms because the tape doesn't necessarily work like the

(40:33):
tape brands out there. But the magnetic one, Bro, it's
like this fixed hard material, so it expands out your
nostrils and it has all these different levels for your nose.
So if you want to if you want a massive one,
if you want a smaller one, if you have a
little petit nose. I don't know if anybody on the
bus has a petite nose. Maybe sure you got cula
button nose, come on, but yeah, intake, intake.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Yeah, honey, I got my shoutout.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
No free shout out is getting go my shoutout, no
bow shout, my shoutout bou free shout out goes to
deep laughter on the microphone while playing online with the boys.
When you when someone just says something or we just
it's late at night and you just get the giggles
and everyone just kind of laughing and it's quiet for

(41:28):
a little bit and then someone's laughter starts more laughter
for everybody else. There's really not an endorphin spike like
anything else.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
It is.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
It is amazing, Okay, Mitch, talk to him, Mitch.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
So I it's it's not okay. I'm not going to
preface it. My shoutow, no free shout out is my
shout out. Bo free shout out is getting up really
early and like knocking out a workout or doing whatever
you need to do, and then like getting to work
early and then just knocking some shit out and then
you feel like, okay, that was a productive morning. I

(42:05):
got up at six fifteen this morning. I ran a
mile and a half. Signed I signed up for a
five k on set last Saturday for this coming Saturday,
not realizing that we travel all week, so I'm not
gonna be able to run for the rest of the week.
But like, yeah, I have this triathlon coming up. So
I ran this morning, got to work at like seven
point thirty, knocked some shit out here, and I was like,

(42:27):
this was a productive ass morning, Like this felt good.
I'm I'm a bit tired, but I got a coffee
and it felt really good this morning.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
You're just like a baby tonight too.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Oh yeah, you got that run in so you could
eat this bit.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Shut up bow for you. Shout out Ashton Hall. He's
changing lives.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
He's changing lives.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Jangles gotta get him on bow Jak.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Guys, there's something about this bess here real quick, that
bite you take after minutes after, I still have the
flavor of the biscuit while also having a little bit
of that heat from the Cajun flea a chicken four
point five.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
It's a good biscuit. It's a good, big, soft biscuit.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
It's a good biscuit. Next time, I'm have it with
the honey, though, I gotta do it the honey next time. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
If this is breaking any rules, but I have two
shout out both free shoutouts go ahead. First one is
a personal, a selfish shout out both free shout out.
I heard tell that flag football season is starting today
for a particular person on the bus, Wow, Mitch Carsley.
We've been talking about the mustash Mitch, all the different

(43:30):
forms of mitche, but I think my favorite form of
Mitch is flag football.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Mitch.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
I'm really excited for the content that comes from that
this year.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
That's a new stuff lined up this year.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
And the back of the bus spot is going to
be a perfect place for us to really deep dive
into the flag football stuff. So I'm excited for that
as well. Uh and then we're selfishly the shout out
bout free shout out. I went to go pick up
a pizza this weekend. Pizza wasn't ready, so I parked
the car and I just sat there in the parking lot.
The sound of rain when you're in a parked car

(44:04):
and there's no wipers going, it's just a DDDDDDP on
the top of the car.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Love that dude, So good shout out my shout out, Beau,
free shout out goes to good customer service. And I
mentioned Noko earlier, but if you're a restaurant and you
are a restaurant that takes reservations, I cannot stress enough
how how much you should add this to your game

(44:32):
at from a service industry standard, this should be the standard.
The next day, Noko, you get a phone call from
Noko Nashville and it's one of the managers, whoever it is, Hey, JP,
just want to say thanks again for coming in last night.
How was everything? Tell them how it was all right? Man,
Thank you so much for coming in to our restaurant

(44:52):
and for you know, your business. We really appreciate it.
We'll see you next time. Getting a phone call the
next day from a place you already had a a
dinner from is like you feel like you're a part
of their You feel like you're a part of their family.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Damn, that is a nice little nugget.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Great touch. Yeah, we got the tomahawk. I swear this
is why the tomahawk. Obviously it's like a more expensive thing.
And then like it comes out when it's ready, so
you have a little bit of time, and they brought
two more like free appetizers, Like Hey, from the chef.
Here's the strip, this is on me. Here's these fries.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
This is on me.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
It's like y'all are crushing it. And that is why
Noko is the best restaurant in Nashville.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
No better.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Hooked the boy up with little gift card, no doubt,
and those fries are crazy.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
To the right of that.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
What is that tomahawk? Yeah? Is that you Cheta peppers
in the side too.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Best TOSHEEDO peppers that you'll ever have.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I LOVESO peppers, CRAZYO peppers. I've been, I've been, I was,
I think I went when I first opened up with
the boy Chandler, Taandler and your boy in f Yeah,
we all went out to dinner and grabbed it was
it was fire. That steak is really good. You brought
up a thing too that I need to do a
better job of, and that's doing natural activities in Nashville.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I just don't like I got Jason, so I don't
really eat out. And then like my weekends are pretty
much like it. We do whatever with the kids and
then we go the farmer's market. Like I'm pretty structured.
I gotta figure out a way to get out of
my own head and go to these riders rounds or
these other events that are taking place in Nashville that
make Nashville Nashville because I have people come in all
the time, like whether it's Arizona or Tailor's family from Canada. Like,

(46:34):
what should we do? We could sit on my couch
while Jason cooks something like yeah, yeah, yeah, I just
kind of like we do busting and then I just
go home and hang out. I need to find something.
I need to find it.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
A lot going on. City would love for you to
be out.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah. I was at home depot twice this weekend. I
don't I hate bragging. I hate bragging being a man.
But about two axes for what planting? Bro? I've been
planting my ass off this spring.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
An axe for gardens, bro.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Oh good question, Jack. I'll tell you right now. So
when we first moved in, you know, you just pulling
in my house and the gate opens, and then on
the right there's like what the goats and everything are.
So there is used to be a tree. We took
that tree out because the tree died during construction, but
under there is a stump and my wife's like, hey,
we need to take this tree into plant in this area.
As I start to dig, there's too much wood. So

(47:34):
I got I bought axes. I'm about to go ham
on Mother Earth. Yeah. No, those are hatchets. Those are hatchets.
I bought a four pound axe and then an eight
pound axe because I didn't know which one was. No,
because it's underground, so it's like it's a root system
because it's not like above ground.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Yeah, stationary cam video yourself chopping waf testoster on Twitter
will go crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah you might have to. I might have to because
I have been planning my ass off. Boys. We got
we got all our little like our garden. We have
all the garage. We have the lights on and stuff
like that. I turn them on in the morning, turn
them off at night. We water them. Tail's all about it, man,
We're making a compost station right now.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
We don't coming in with a swing though.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
No, I gotta sit down. I chopped the tree down
last year. I mean it was about like it was
like that thick but a tree none the less. Yeah,
I've took that motherfucker out, dude. Yeah, so anyway, I'm
becoming a man. Shut up me, dude. And if you
want to look like a man. Stuff is some true classic.

(48:41):
Get yourself some true classic, dude. When I first met Ryan,
it was at a blackjack table. We sat there and
I just talked to myself, this man looks fantastic, he looks.
What's he wearing? Sure enough, it's true classic. Will Compton
makes a little Christmas order. Ryan's a fan of the show,
Bing Bang Boom comps it. And now we're a year
and a half after that and we're wearing true classic.

(49:01):
Are those two classic plants? Yes they are.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Yes, they look ability a lot of range in these
very loose, comforting snugs. You right, but also get you
have a lot of range in these bands.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
They have a Pema line that is coming out March twentieth.
It is more elevated, silkier material, one hundred percent Pema cotton,
perfect for going out. They have twenty new new styles
and tall this year. I feel like that had a
lot to do with me a little bit, because they
didn't make the thirty six length. Now we got the
thirty six length. This shirt too, for all the tall
boys out there. This one has that good drape over
the cross area. You need that sometimes if history if

(49:33):
you're walking a bulge like I am. If you don't
want to buy online, they're at Target. There are multiple
places in Nashville if that's where you are at. They're
known for three things, perfect fit, feel, and price. No
matter what you buy, it's going to have three things
top to bottoms. It is amazing. Their mantra is look good,
feel good. And also the reason why I asked sir

(49:54):
for a sharpie was Wizard. We did a stream. Wizard
was massive in helping get the white Arabian horse on
red de Redemption two could not figure it out. He's
earned himself on this plaque. It is and it wipes
away very easy, Wizard. So that's a good lesson for life.
That's a good lesson for life. You're great, right now,
Let's continue to be great, Wizard.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yeah, dude, love it.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Should we dive into Mark Norman.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
What a show?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Then you do their Master's Dinner?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Oh yeah, Master's dinner.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
I mean we can do that outside of.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Now when you say Master's dinner, now do we have
like a menu to work on?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
This is just it's the previous winner every year sets
the menu for the Master's dinner before, So what does
it give me on Wednesday night, and so it sounds
like like a last meal, like death. Yeah, Like you're
three courses and you basically you can choose whatever you choose,
like your favorite hometown restaurant. They'll cater it in you have,
like your mom's favorite, you know, green bean cast role

(50:55):
or whatever. I'm ready to go right now. So whenever
you're ready, ahead your structured you like an appetizer main
course this year, there should be a photo of it.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
If you just go, you can switch it up.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
From his previous one.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
I would sabotage.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I feel like if you're in scotty sabotage, if you're
in Scottie shoes, you've won before, run the same exact dinner.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Back right, But he hadd.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
He has cheeseburger sliders, firecracker shrimp, Papa Chefs meatball and
ravioli bites, Texas style chili.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Do you know.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
You got a wood fired cowboy rabbi or a blackened
redfish warm chocolate chip cookies skillet cookie? That is pretty
okay at best.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
That's a that's a textan meal cookie with ice cream.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
No, no, no, no, that dessert that's elite. That's the best
thing on there though.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Oh you're saying the whole menu.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, a solid little man.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah, what did you not like on? It?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Is something? First off, I think cheeseburger sliders always sound
better than they actually are.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's a little starter though.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Yeah, it's a little starter. It's fine, but it's like,
even if it is good, it's like this bike is
not going very far from me. I need, I need,
I need food.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Toasted pizza rolls in Rocky Mountain oysters, okay, And then
for the little the little soup dish, I love the
chili vibe. You're gonna have chili with little uh half
cut sandwiches of peanut butter, peanut butter sandwiches. Main course
is going to be ceb Joe's Barbecue Pizza. Seebech Joe's
is now out of business, but growing up in high school,

(52:41):
if I could bring something back to life, it's ceb
Joe's Barbecue Pizza. That's the main course. And for dessert,
I'm gonna go with the Blondie from Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
The Blondie is a white chocolate chip cookie with ice
cream on top.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Like a white chocolate chip brownie coming out on a hot,
sizzling skillet with ice cream on top, and it is incredible.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Okay, it feels like a tear talk. Should we all
give one word?

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Missouri will.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Authentic scrumpches, mid.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
No whet hurt oysters.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I did love the Blondie. It's not my favorite version
of the skillet dessert combo, but I do like the
idea of a hot plate with some sort of dough
in the bottom followed by an ice cream on top.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I love that if I ever won the Masters, people
were eating off my menu, I think that they would
get a nice, nice taste of Willy.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
See.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yeah, if I ever won the Masters, I want people
to come back that next year, and I want them
have the best meal of their entire life. So the
appetizer we're gonna start with is zips medium golden wings,
extra crispy, extra saucy. There will be a note on
that thing saying no blue cheese allowed. There will only
be ranch available to everybody. There will also be plenty

(54:02):
of celery and carrots on the side, and a lot
of wet naps. Now, when I get down to my
main course, you'll have multiple options, but you're gonna get both.
You're gonna get a Monaco f Kasha from zips with
half and half onion rings and French fries. And also
you're gonna get yourself a nice tomahawk. I think a tomahawk.
You're gonna have the bone in. It's not gonna be

(54:23):
cut up or you're gonna have to work through it.
Why because there's some glass there. But also you're probably
gonna have a couple bites at tom I'm gonna be like,
this is pretty damn good, but then you're gonna get
to that pication, like holy shit, dude, I don't I know,
I shouldn't need this, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah,
the steak will also have amount of spicy pimento cheese
next to it, and then a cup of chimney cherry

(54:44):
sauce as well, because everybody who goes into a steak
place wants to get the sauce, but at one point
in their life there told when you go to a
nice steakhouse, you don't ask for the sauce because it
insults the chef because their steak is supposed to be
a certain way. Not here, you're already getting sides with that.
My dessert is going to be similar, but it is
going to be a chocolate chip cookie skillet with not one,
not two, but three scoops of vanilla ice cream on top.

(55:08):
That's my master's dinner, solid dialed.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Meaty zips, all hyphened. Sign me up.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Food Baby food Baby is a good one.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Might have to carry in some dairy queen blizzards on deck.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
People walk out flavor A bunch of mitches walk out
of your darling. It's all right, it's a dairy queen
truck there waiting, and we'll just tipping over blizzards.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Here you go, a super slept on.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Master's dinner was Hideki matsu yamas I got the men
you pulled up there for you guys.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Some maps. He had a sort of sushi sashimi and
the geary chicken skewers. What is that dashi broth? It's
like a misouashi fish Okay, some a five wag you
beef rabbi with mixed mushrooms and vegetables, some sancho descn

(56:09):
panzu fluffy sponge cake with whipped cream and a mau
strawberries a mau. Yeah, we'll say that served in honor
of mister Hideki Matsuyamie. Yeah, didn't basic.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
If I was to add anything to my dinner, I
would add New England clam chowder. And I would also
there was one other thing. When you were talking, Oh,
Sachia peppers, I would add you cha peppers.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
It was funny to watch Will read that venue and
then pause and chuckle, even though just a second ago
he said chili with half sliced peanut butter right next
to it. This pizza place that actually closed down.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
But that's all right, Lash, It's all right. Yeah, that
is funny.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
First ever non like American food they've had at a
Master Center.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Shout Japan.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Pissed off.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Shout out Japan.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Why would they be pissed off?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Nineteen forty two Pearl Harbor.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Damn, he's speaking of Canada. Oh didn't we? Uh? We
shouted him out with Norman. Oh you did?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Did shout him out? Normal?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Shout him out with Norman.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
No, No, don't worry. He's got fifteen things here. Burke
Rusher's Greatutdoors Comedy Festival this week July eighteenth, Winnipeg, August ninth, Halifax,
August twenty third, Spokane, Washington, and August twenty fourth at Calgary.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Go check out the Boy Bert.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah, I love the Boy bur It's hit this episode.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Yah, let's getting the Mark Norman.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
You guys are gonna love this episode. It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
He was a great time. A lot of laughs, a
lot of laughs, a lot of laughs.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Also, he just kind of comes out with comments like
you'll be having a conversation and then he'll.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Just have like a one liner in there. He had
a good energy.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
He had one about Will Smith that you're laughing and
while you're laughing, like, I don't know if I should
laugh at Yeah, but it was still solid, good enough
to laugh at.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Enjoy the episode boys, Big Hugs, Teddy Kisses. Make sure
to subscribe unsubscribed resubscribe by this is this episode the
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Speaker 5 (58:14):
At least cold.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
You want to you wanna cold? Bud Light?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
I mean, I'll drink a hot one if there is.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Buddy we got there's no shortage of bud Light around.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
I gotta kill this hangover.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Speaking of bud Light, Will, is there something you want
to tell the nice people?

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Speaker 3 (59:03):
Mark, we got oh, we got Mark Norman on the podcast.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Hey good to be here in the bus. I feel
like a Rosa parks in here.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah you're in the front. You're actually in the middle.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Okay, Yeah, you'll be all right, all right, don't play
liltend to like the back.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah. The cool kids in middle school was at that.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
They always went to the back. When I was a kid, there.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Was there ever you a big bus guy going to school.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
I did a couple of times. I went to public
school till like fifth grade and that then it ended.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Then you had a private school for that.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
My parents made me, they're like you're slacking off. You
gotta you need some discipline. So they brought me to
Catholic school.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
How was that?

Speaker 5 (59:38):
It sucked? But the Catholic school kids are way more
fucked up. The drugs were out of control, the girls
were whorees and a half.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
So how long did you go to a Catholic like
a private Catholic school?

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Just four years? Just to the high school?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Oh you did it through high school? Yeah? Did you
have to?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Those are the core years of your life, your childhood
school until fourth grade, and then you went to public
school for that one public school to that. So you
guys kind of flips because you went fifth grade and
then you went to Catholic school.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry, eighth grade and then eighth grade high school.
Wait where are you from Missouri? Interesting?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Yeah, BoNT Missouri, Saint Joseph Catholic School.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Did you get diddled?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Did not get diddled?

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Come on, you're a hunk.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
At some point at simple I think as an insult.
You see a bunch of other kids walking in there,
it's like, what's on me?

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Too much?

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
You know, it wasn't too fast. You could get a
good run quick back then. Yeah, you're still quick yeah,
but the fat kids they got fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Isn't it. Isn't it interesting the public school and the
private school dynamic with like you were talking about girls
being the way they are the drugs.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I was up in a small town school for my
first three years of high school, and then I went
down to Scott's there zoned to a different high school,
but there was a lot of money there, and so
up in Cave Creek, it was like we're to do weed.
Everyone just did weed, and once in a while kid
would find their mom's oxy and that was kind of it.
But then you get down to like Paradise Valley, all
the kids were running pills as harder drugs. It was
very It was like crazy, how just a thirty minute drive.

(01:01:05):
How different.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
Everyone's like, yes, you get that crunchy weed crew, and
then you go down there and it's just blow and pills.
Yeah that's fun. But boy, you must have I think
the hottest women in America in Arizona.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Yeah, it is. You find them, You find them working
in the targets and you're just like, you know what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
I think it's because it's so hot, so you can't
you gotta you gotta be in a bikini all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Yea, yeah, there's not that Midwest. You just kind of
like put a couple on for the winter. Yeah, I'm
gonna yeah you have you had a bundle up gold
outside exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
You see you ever go to Buffalo. These women have
the Buffalo bill's uh pajama pants on and a scowl.
You know they're real bummed out up there. Give me
in a pool with a beer and yeah, that's a
good time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I was just gonna say, where'd you grow up? Did
you go down to Catholic school? Was it New Orleans?

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
New Orleans baby born and raised?

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Did you guys have to rock uniforms?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
We did?

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Yeah, it sucked. Tie the whole thing, black shoes, gray pants,
white button down.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Do you have like a fond outlook on your high
school days?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I guess I had. I had a couple of moments.
I banged a prostitute who was fifty when I was
like a junior and colle I mean high school, and
I was the king of school for a while. No,
I guess it's I'm a survivor of assault. Yea, No
one cares.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Had a couple of STDs, probably got through.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Yeah, I what do you call it wrapped up?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
Yeah, yeah. She was a prostitute at the place.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Yeah, fifteen years old.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Was that something, well, she was weathered. She looked like
this bus. I mean she was she'd seen a few winters.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
Was that something that boys kind of talked you into?

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
No, it was a crazy story. Was New Year's Eve Eve,
so the day before the millennium two thousand, so it
was nineteen ninety nine. So there was white two k
in the air, there was a buzz. Everybody thought the
world was gonna end. I'm walking down Bourbon Street with
my high school buddies. There's a woman flashing on the balcony.
I'm just staring at her. It's pre internet porn, and
she goes, you want to come up? And it was
just that easy, and she came down. We couldn't get

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in the hotel, they wouldn't let us sin. And she
came down. She goes, you kids want to come up
and throw some beads? And I just go fuck it,
And I go I don't want to go to two
thousand of virgin and she goes, well, I won't let
you true story, no shit. Yeah, So I went up
to her hotel and her husband was there or pimp
or whoever, and he goes, which one is it? And
she pointed to me, and he took my two friends
on the balcony and I banged her.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
How were you nervous?

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
I was terrified. I mean, yeah, he's an old bag.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
You guys leave the room. You're sitting there like, fuck,
Am I going to be able to operate right now?

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I mean or in high school, you're yeah, there's not.
It could be a problem getting that up at all.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
And I remember she said, you have a condom, and
I pulled a condom from my wallet, was like from
the Reagan era, you know, it's all stretchy and brown.
And she opened a drawer and she had like dildos, vibrators,
lube and so. Yeah. And then my friends were on
the balcony. They just closed the doors and they hung
out out there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
What did did your friends sound about what they were
doing with the husband?

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Yeah, they were just drinking. They had a cooler out there,
So they're drinking, throwing beads off the balcony as you do.
And you know, twenty seconds later, I said, hey, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
Yeah, and after it was done, She's like, Okay, that'd
be like one hundred fte bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
No, I think she had a thing for teenagers because
she was like, give me your number, let's do this again,
because I don't think the old guy could get it up.
That was me a little skateboard and deviant.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
So if you're a woman, took that down.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Yes, Yes, I rearly had pubes and that is wild.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
New Orleans is a crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Place, crazy place, weird place to grow up because it
exkews your whole perception of life. And I moved to
New York and I was like, what's all this? You know?

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
You know, we went down there for the Super Bowl. Oh,
Taylor was hyping it up big time, and I'm a
big fani. We ate some bad oysters. It was kind
of a tough week. A week ago, I walk away
and I'm just like, what do people love about New Orleans?

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah, that's a different, different time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I was telling Will before. I was like, hey, man,
like you're gonna go down there. The culture is so different,
the Caju in everyone's just kind of like in their
own world. It's like a third bol Yeah, but you're
still in the United States. It's like a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Yeah, you can drink outside. The food's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
It's kind of about it like it was just it's
just it's like a cool fun time. Yes, we get there,
we go to act me at Oyster House in the
first Like the next day, he's on the toilet, our
boy geez on the toilet. Then I get put on
the toilet. So like it's one of those weeks where
you hype something up to your boys and then at
the end of the week it's like, there's no way
I'm ever going to get them to go back right,
make it right again.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
Yeah, but that I feel like you went during the
super Bowl. That's a different thing. You got to go
just a normal Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
Where do you rank New Orleans as a city now
that you've been everywhere?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Well, I mean, it's wildly corrupt and we got horrible
infrastructure and the Pelicans are gonna fucking shut down they're
so bad. But uh, as a city, it's just great.
It's a jewel of the South. I mean we got
you know, the Bourbon Street, we got Marti Gras, we
got jazz Fest, the food, the gumbo crawfish. So I
put it way up but you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Know its not a great comedy. You know, it's a
high school er too, like just Marty gral coming.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
In forget about it. Guys are two weeks off of
school for Marti Gras. That's that's how crazy that city.
Two weeks so you just go to parades every night
and try to get fingered. Oh sorry, Freudian, did we
were you like in New Ones and New Ones in
the city. In the city, I got a crazy Uh.
I don't know anything about sports, I'm sorry, grow up.

(01:06:18):
I mean I played little league, yeah yeah, and frisbee skateboarding.
But yeah, I grew up in a in a dilapidated
mansion in a black neighborhood, and everyone thought we were
rich because we had this mansion. But it was just
like a piece of ship house. If you want to
look it up, it's the du four Baldwin House, seventeen
oh seven Esplanade Avenue, And uh, we got robbed all
the time and people would break in and be like,

(01:06:41):
you gotta get your shit together, you know, like you guys,
this is horrible. Yeah, that was our house. It was
like a real fixer upper and my dad bought it.
It goes back and back and everybody thought we were loaded,
but we had no money, no ship. Yeah, so we
turned them.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
We did rob nothing to take to take.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
We turned into a bed and breakfast because we my
dad ran out of income, so you needed more money.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I mean, it looks nice for me. That's I would
rob you. Yeah, I thought I was in that business.
That probably one of the first houses I would stop at.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Half the houses or half the rooms didn't have electricity.
We had running water and like only a certain part
of the house. It was crazy, no way. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, I had a couple obviously had a bunch of
teammates that were from like Baton Rouge or New Orleans,
and like they're always about like the ninth Ward, Yes,
and the ninth Ward is like the hardest area of
New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
Yeah, terrifying, is it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Like the would you say, like the ninth Wards the
number one, like most tough spot.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
Yes, there's like how many.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Wards are there? Thirteen?

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Yeah, something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah, I've done my homework.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
It is a that's a tough area. And Katrina that's
where that really got fucked during Katrina. So really yeah,
a lot of the poor people who lived in that
area moved to like Biloxi or Texas?

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
And what made you go to New York? So you're
you're in New Orleans. You just lost your Virginia to
do a fifth year old right before two thousand, right
before the world was about to come to an end.

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Yeah, you graduate high school and you just go up north.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
Yeah. I wanted to be a median. And there's no
clubs there, there's no people don't care about comedy there.
They want to get drunk. They don't want to hear
your thoughts on cereal, you know. And so you got
to go to New York or LA. So I went
to New York.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
You wanted to be a comic for since when.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
I think, you know, as a in college, I did
some open mics just because I had nothing going on.
I was a loser. I lived in a house with
five guys. We'd play beer, pong and poker and we
try to get laid. And that was my whole life.
I failed out of three colleges. So eventually I found colleges. Yeah,
which three, LSU, U, N O, and Southeastern.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
How do you fail out of LSU.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
That's a good school. Actually, I mean I just didn't
do any work and didn't go to class, so it
wasn't that hard. But uh yeah, I finished online eventually
because my parents made me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
And you're just like, I'm just gonna take a stab
at this comedy game.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Take a stab. And I had so little going on on.
My parents like, do something. You're depressing us. You're a disgrace, disappointment. Yeah.
So I became a janitor in New York and did
comedy at.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Night a janitor.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
Yeah, great gig by the way, Yeah yeah, I mean
you got headphones in, you're mopping. It's very zen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
It was like a janitor at school.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Uh no, it like a high rise, like a skyscraper.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Okay, mathematic equations on the board. You would just see
it with.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Jokes on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
On the wall, how did this dick get here? You
write a little joke about that dick.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
Yeah. I wanted a job where you didn't have to think,
so you can just think about comedy.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
I did.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
I did furniture moving, bus boy ship like that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
So you do a couple open mics and it starts
to consume you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
You're like, you love it completely, especially when you have
nothing going on. You're like, this is something, this is
I'm getting something out of this. I'm meeting people, I'm
getting laughs. Fucking I'll go for it. It's kind of
a blessing sometimes to have nothing like to fall, like
your back's against the cliff, so you just gotta go
for it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Dud A Janitor, Yeah, fascinated by that move.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah, I mean that is you just try to put
money in your pocket until you're able to make it.
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before like, okay, comedy started to become like a real
thing for you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
I jumped around from job to job, but I was
a jannif for probably by two or three years. And
then I started opening for Amy Schumer at the time,
and she was like blowing up. So I just got lucky.
And then she took me on the road and I
got to quit the janitor job and go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
How does the process work about becoming an opener for somebody?
Like do you have to have the relationship or you
have an agent that's like, hey, try this guy out.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Yeah. I was super lucky all these agents and they
don't do shit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Other comics are the ones that help you. And I
did a set at a comedy club. She happened to
be headlining it. She saw me, she was like, hey,
that's pretty funny. We got to know each other and
then she said I'm doing this gig in Long Island.
I said great. We hit it off and there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
What was it like working with Amy? I feel like
she gets some weird hate at times.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
She does. Yeah, well this is before everything was weird.
Everything is like political now and divisive and this and that.
It was before all that shit. You just had fun
and told jokes and got laughs. And she was awesome.
She was super helpful. And I watched her blow up.
I watched her go from like clubs to theaters to arenas.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Yeah, and becoming a mom.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Yeah, all that shit. Movies.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Yeah, she wish she did do with everything too. That
is wild. Now, how long how long did you open
for her?

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
A while? I'd say like six years or so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
You started going to theaters with her.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Yeah, and I was I was a green open micro
so that was all new to me too, so I
had to learn how to do that shit as well.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
What is it like?

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
What's the difference for you when you're working a small room,
like a small little comb compared to a theater, like
it much much more intimate when you're in the small club.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Yeah, I say a small club is like a fistfight,
like a bar fight, and a theater is like a
sanctioned boxing match. You know, we got like rules and
regulations and there's money involved. But a comedy club it's
like a knife fight. You're just trying to survive. These
drunks are yelling at you and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Then you have recently somebody like come on stage.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Yeah, well that was a hoax. Yes, I feel guilty
about it. But some guy was like, I want to
go viral, and I was like, I'm not the guy.
Because he's like, comedy's blowing up. I want to go
viral and I said I'm not the guy, and he goes,
I'll give you this much money and I said, I'm
in no shit. He set the whole thing up, but
it worked.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
It went viral because it did go crazy for a minute.
And so this is all it was all planned out, gig.
You were never nervous at all.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
No, No, I was like, I didn't know what was
going to happen. He just said something crazy going to happen,
and just play off of it. That's all I knew.
And then this guy walks on stage, and the brilliance
of it was it we left it to the unknown,
like no one. Nothing was explained. So then the internet
starts trying to figure it out. Then it turns in
to some fucking JFK thing. We're like, this happened, and
that happened. There's multiple shooters, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
That is fucking yeah. How much did he pay you?

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
It was. It was a hefty sum.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Really, Yeah, that's enough for you to compromise your morals. Yeah,
for you to say, hey, I'll go to the opposite direction
to what I want.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
And I got some hate. I got a lot of
hate on the internet, like, oh you were, you were,
I was a fan of yours. Now you're selling out
for money, you fucking hack and all that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
But it blows over, Yeah, blows trying to get a
nice little laugh, leave it up for mystery. I saw
him like, oh shit, like this seems like a real
thing that's going down. Yes, happening.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Yeah, they nailed it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Have you ever had guys that come up and kind
of interrupt your set? And he gets a little.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
All the time, all the time, no one respects comedy,
Like no one's walking on stage at fucking h Glengarry
Glenn Ross. You know, so like people come up there,
people throw bottles at you, especially in the early days,
because you're nobody. And I get it. Like some guy
works at a mill. He comes out to the Funny
Bone and Toledo and you're not killing and he's like,
I paid for this, I'm playing for some dweb to

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talk on stage while drinking a beer and I'm not laughing,
fuck this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Yeah, but the process of like throwing a bottle, you're
making it sound like it's a scene from the Blues
Brothers and they play like the old Western saloon. Yeah,
it's like, what, at what point do you just go, oh,
this is not a good show. This is not for
me to just walk away instead of throwing bottles at.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
People and making the comic like, I'm sure they just
feel shitty that you have such a strong writing. It's
like then you kind of can't get in your creative anymore.
You're just like, fuck, I kind of feel like I
feel guilty. I feel like a loser right now. This
guy's so fucking mad at me. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
And if you're not laughing, the comic knows you're not laughing,
and no one's laughing. You think he's up there by
himself with the microphone. He's up there for twenty more minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Yeah, Yeah, it's a Will Smith thing. It's like with
Chris Rock, Like every comic knoww what that felt like?

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Yeah? Did you see Will Smith's song? He just dropped?
I heard I haven't he just put up He just
put up a video of like it's basically a video
of him playing a bunch of different characters in the
barber shop talking shit about Will Smith. But it's like
a whole it's like a whole rap. It's actually kind
of solid. It's kind of solid. It's creative, is what
it is.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
He needs a win.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
He needs a win. He's in a bad spot, yeah,
because he's kind of ever since that Chris Rock, Like,
what what's he been doing?

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
He did one movie that flopped. It was like a
slave movie, which is weird because it's you know, he's
used to getting backlash. But sorry, that was right there.
But yeah, that flopped. And then after that, I mean,
it's one of those things just change your whole trajectory.
It's like Alec Baldin shooting a lady. You know, your
life is one way, and then one day later it's
completely different.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
I can't I can't understand the way what went through
his head to make that decision. Everything's going your way.
You win an Academy award that you win an Oscar, right,
it was Oscar. He wins some sort.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Of massive award he did night he did, and so
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
He's on the top of the world. Still, he's been
due it for decades. Yeah, Chris Rock makes a g
I Jane joke and he's come out massively on top
from that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Yes, he's cleaning taking the chance.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Like the Internet's being like, is this staged?

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Right? I thought it was slack. His slap like seems
so like mechanical. Yes, it did seem fake to me.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
It was like a medieval thing, like you with a glove.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Like he's been acting his whole life. He doesn't know
how a real slap shit even.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Yeah, and Chris Rock hand I mean I would have
been like, what the fuck Jesus Christ. He was just like, Okay,
that was weird.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
We're at the Oscars right now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Even that stance right there, it looks like that's choreographed.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
It totally does like this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
It's like perfectly done. Yeah, Chris Rock handled that like
a gangster.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
You wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
You think no, I mean swing you think, well, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
First of all, he might be on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Yeah, might be true.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
I might be out and I might milk it too.
I might go full flagrant like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Come on the next day, you got black thing going?

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Dude? That is what is that? What are we looking at?
Their shirm?

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Oh, people, that's got to be.

Speaker 8 (01:16:49):
They're saying it might be a patch, may have been faked.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
I could see it being fake.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Still interesting, but this could be photoshop though, it could
be photos.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
These days, you never know what's gonnapp.

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
New headline, Chris Rock does blackface?

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Yeah? Have you ever been in a fight yourself?

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Oh? Yeah, I don't know if I've ever won one,
but I've been beat up a few times.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, who's was it? Were you the antagonist?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Never? Never, but I got I got knocked out once
and I pissed myself. That's how bad the knockout was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
No shit, broad daylight.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Now, I was at night. I was at a Marty
Gross parade. I was in college and I was with
a bunch of dudes. Yeah, it's a crazy time. This
kid one of the things. You know, they throw beads
and baballoons and all that and cups, but if you
catch a spear. That was like the ultimate get at
a Marty Gross parade. So one kid had a spear
and these fucking tough guys, these other kids were like, hey,

(01:17:43):
give us a spear, and we stepped in. We're like,
give the kid the spear. He caught the spear. Let
him have it, but they wanted the spear. So now
they start shit with us, like you got a problem,
and you know, we're not tough guys. We're like, wait,
fucking with a kid, what are you doing? And then
before I knew it, like out of a movie, one
of the guys pushed me and his he had a
friend on the on the knees behind me, so I
rolled over.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Oh you got bridged.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
I got bridged, which I didn't know people actually did that.
So I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? And I screamed
like a girl, and then they start just wailing on me,
and uh yeah, it was crazy and we all got
beat up pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
And then say, where's all the boys that like? It
seemed like they just kind of identified you, like, let's
whoo pit this dude's ass.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Yeah, yeah, well I think I was chirping a little bit. Yeah,
and uh we all got stomped out. I remember being
on the floor on the cement. I could see my
friend getting like a Doc Martin on his face, and
we were okay, and then it ended. The cops came.
They ran away, and then we were on a front
lawn like twenty minutes later, like that was crazy, huh,
And one lady yell's either they're coming back or like

(01:18:41):
one of my friend's girlfriends. And a guy got a
running start and hit me in the temple and I
saw white and I hit the fucking I hit the
dirt and then I pissed myself. But I woke up
to all my friends fist fighting above me. It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Yeah, sh some ladies yelling they're coming back.

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
I had a big egg on my head.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
And now when you wake up and you see your
friends fighting, what's the first thing goes to your head?
My pants are wet or oh my god, look at this.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
It was just I was woozy, pants are wet, and
my girlfriend was like super turned off. Yeah, she was like,
look at this. This is the guy I'm with. He's
covered in pissed and he's on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Yeah, when you're sitting on the lawn or the cops there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
Well, the cops had gone at this point, so they
were just fighting. And then eventually it's just kind.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Of be like, how crazy is that? And then old
buddy comes out of nowhere. It just wrecks.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
You clocked me, Yeah, you must have said something bad,
I guess so I don't know. Maybe the end word
I can't remember, but uh yeah, one of the guys
was pretty fat. So I went out on that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yeah, the low hanging fruit. Ye, taking them out.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Yeah, that's all you know. Back then, you're in town.
You were doing kill Tony doing They did the Rhyman
last night?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Did the Rhyman last night?

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
I unblieved one of these guys was there. Yeah, they
were there. Yeah, and that's a hot room. What a
what a crowd, what a show? And uh yeah, kill
Tony tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Kill Tony tonight. Oh, you guys were at Bob's house
last night, kid Rocks house.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Yeah, he wouldn't let us leave. We were there all
four in the morning. He kept being like, drink more, hangout,
I'll blow you. It's pretty wild. I mean you just
pull up to that White House and it's just there's
a statue of Liberty, there's the crazy view. Have you
guys been there?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Oh no, it's unreal. It's crazy. He's got a full
sized live giraffe stuff, not live, but a real giraffe.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Yeah, a life sized giraffe.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
Yes, and it's huge, and like the the fridge is
stocked and there's crazy photos, a hit with Trump, and
there's a big grand piano. There's a bunch of like
deer heads everywhere there. It is, it's unreal. He calls
them the Southern White House, the Southern White House. There
was some slaves there, I'm sure somewhere in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
And he's got a statue of Liberty too.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Yeah, So he was like, when do you guys get
there first? How did you get the invite?

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
He was with Tony, so we're going yeah, and Tony
wouldn't tell me. He's like, I got a surprise. So
I thought we were going to strip club. Then we
show up in fucking Bob's house.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
I got a surprise.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
I'm glad you're still yeah in the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
At this age, it wasn't easy. And then I had
to get up and do THEO earlier and that was
a little wonkye with the well, you know what THEO is.
He's like, oh, my dad's made out of wood.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
You're like, how do I keep up with this? I'm hungover?

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
His Braden is operating a crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Way, brilliant guy, so quick, so funny. I've known the
guy for you know, he's a Louisiana guy as well.
So I watched him do open Mics and ship back
in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, the the he is a very interesting human. It's
crazy he did real was it? Road Rules?

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Real World road Rules? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Yeah yeah, I mean just go from the reality game
to that, and you kind of see it in the
road Rules too, like he kind of had that personality,
but he's honed himself in a nice fine tool. He's massive.

Speaker 5 (01:21:45):
Now this show is huge, huge.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I mean it's like it's transitioned a little bit and
you know, I know, I'm just saying this name, but
the Rogan world where he's sitting down with all these
different people not just comedians anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
I mean Trump, jd Van, Bernie Sanders, Dana White, Timothy
shallow May, like he's.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
On God, what's that? I love Timothy Shallo May.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
He's a good actor. And he's banging the hell out
of Kylie Kylie Jenner, which is a crazy twist.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
I know that's a wild twist for him to be
with her. But I saw him on college game day
and I just thought the way he operated from like
understanding sports and he sounded like he was an analyst.
I'm like this guy really truly takes everything.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
I saw that that was because you think of it
as like a little twink. That guy, he's like a
real dude.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
He's a dude's dude.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
He was somewhere to Kylie. I don't know if it
was like a tennis match or something where she's like
in his ear and everybody's talking like this guy's all ball.
He's a ball guy. Because she's like trying to whisper
and give him a kiss, and he's like focusing on
the game like he's about he's about sports.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Yeah, oh, I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Imagine that broad is feeling you up and you're like,
hang on, horror, I'm trying to watch and she's she
was banging Tiger or what it was the guy's name.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
I mean the confidence for Timothy to walk into to
that inventory. Yeah, look around and be like, Okay, this
is where these guys have been before. He's got to
half a piece.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Ah, he's got it. He's tall, skinny guy. Those guys
are always.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Yeah, you come out of that, yeah, Jesus Christ. I
mean that is.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
There's an expectation in the bedroom that you might not
be able to live up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Yeah. I feel like there's that conversation before you open
the door. By listen, I understand what's happened in the past.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
I want you to know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
I'm a giver, I'm a lover.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
Yeah, and that will sound very excited right now, but again,
twenty seconds. It's probably gonna is the first.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
One out of the way. Let's le jitters out of
the way. Get that first hit done.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Happened you just Whisper'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Yeah, I'll next time. But he really gentrified that vagina,
so I'm sure he's doing a lot of an oral.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly fifteen fifty.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
You're a seven foot eighteen guy. You gotta be slicking
a torpedo bat.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
He's got a solid little you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
Know, it's gotten it's gotten better since I've lost weight,
because I've lost sixty pounds. So I don't know if
I can just see it more right or I just
like now, I'm okay. I was not as much as
that food. Sure, yeah, but I was off. It's a lineman,
and I think offensive lineman. If you're looking at the
chart of pieces, we're down here.

Speaker 5 (01:24:09):
Of course we hang down here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Wear that little bird nest. It just kind of sits
right on top of the balls. That's kind of our
game plan.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
I get it. I'm I'm a turtle and a bush
over here.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
I mean that's what you can see. There's not even
a dent there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
Yeah, you got some way cup on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
I assume no, no cup I know, and I hate
you even said the cup thing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
We got going here. That's probably right there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
That's something. But you're also in game mode. You got
the adrenaline pumping dick goes in fight.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
I've had that happen. I've had that happen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
You have to do the adjust yes, and become in
a practice or game. It is pretty hidden. Yeah, you
were in the compression short.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Yeah, the compression shorts do definitely play an interesting game
with you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
What do you do in the locker room. It's got
to be just meat, hammers, hang and all day long
for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
Yeah, I would be so intimidated.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
There's a couple you're just wanting to appreciate it. You
see in the locker room and you're like, well, okay,
that's beautiful. It's one of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Yeah, like I've I've talked to it on the pod before.
But one of my nicknames in Washington was Scrimp oh
so those are always like tough battles and vulnerabilities to
go through. I now, yeah, but you learn to love yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:25:23):
There you go. Yeah, and that the hammer could really
ruin a lady.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
That's an illusion. Those pants, those are dark pants. Dark
pants are taken away from compt living.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Sherman, don't know why you keep you zooming in? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Right, Sherman's in heaven right now.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
He's hard.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Sherman's first look at Sherman and crafted some fun questions
for you. And I think the first one was like
who's somebody you walk into a room with? Or when
you walk into a room, who's somebody where you go?

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
Oh fuck, oh geez.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
That reaction right there. They had a hard hitting question. Yeah,
had similar ones.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Yeah, Bet Loddon like, holy shit, I thought you died.
I met Larry David about a couple of weeks ago,
and he's like a huge hero of mine, and that
I was I couldn't think of anything. I was off.
I was frazzled. And he's also a tough dude, like
he doesn't give you anything. He's he's very cynical, you know.

(01:26:14):
So that was scary, but glad to meet him, who.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Are some other guys that you've been like starstruck around
now that you've kind of leveled up in the in
the comic game.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Well, the weird thing about comedy is like like like
Nate Bargatzi world famous does Arena's huge name. He's just
a normal guy. He's like a sober, god fearing family man,
and that's the cool. Like I've met Seinfeld that we
hung out and he's just like a dude from Long
Island who likes baseball in cars. That's cool thing about comics.
But you meet an actor, you know, and they're they're

(01:26:42):
usually like you meet Dale day Lewis, I got that
guy's the worst hang on the planet. You know, he's
so meta and into it. You're like, shut up, you know, yeah, exactly,
Comics like guys, guys, Yeah, that's us. We went out
to breakfast one day and I was that was rock hard.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Now, it was a good experience with Seinfeld.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Great, he's the coolest. He's a nice guy. You hear
a couple of he does get a lot of hate.
Well there's some Israel ship going on, but yeah, he
can be cutting because he's seen it all. He's a
he's so world famous, and I think people yell shit
at him or they they they they ship on his
show or whatever. So he's always ready with a with
a singer. Yeah he's yeah, so people still.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Kind of get some uh yeah, yeah, like he's a dick,
he's like an asshole something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Yeah. I heard the same thing about Dane Cook if
you had run him with Dane Cook, I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Met him once and uh, I had to go on
earlier than him at a at a show. We were
at the comedy Store, and I was like, I gotta
go on next. I got another spot and then I
he was pissed, so I like kissed the ring, you know.
I was like, I'm a huge Uh, You're a huge
influence on me. I'm a huge fan, You're the man.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
He was like, all right, all right, he was pissed
about you going on earlier.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
Yeah, because I had to run out. I had somewhere
to be and he didn't. And so I was like,
do you mind if I go on earlier? And in
comedy that's kind of a it's like an alpha move almost,
but I didn't mean it to be an alpha move.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Why is it seen as like an alpha move too?
Like go on sooner, like they see it as you're
trying to get out of the conversation with him, or
they well.

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
We all have our time slot. You get your time,
you're going third, you're going forth. So if you come
in there and go, I'm going when I want to go,
I'm big time and everybody I'm going on before you
or whenever. People see that as like a oh ship,
you're trying to big time me. But I just needed
it for the time. It wasn't like I wasn't trying
to do anything. I just had to go.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Yeah, you come in and they big kind of big.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Time, Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh for sure. I mean
Chappelle walks in and the whole show is his. You know,
you just take the night off.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Is there is that? Is there like a framework too,
where you're sitting there and Chappelle comes in. It's like
Chappelle and do whatever he wants.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
Totally, and I'm very like, you know what, what's the
word reverent? You know, I'm like, hey, you're Chappelle, I'm nobody.
You go on and hopefully if I ever blow up,
I can do that to some fucking nerd.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
That's how it goes. The hierarchy, like if you meet
you know, Peyton Manning or Troy Uh, what the fuck
Troy Aikman or what are these? You know? Let Bob
el elway Bob. You know you gotta go. Oh geez,
you gotta you know, you gotta.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Be you gotta kiss the ring a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
Legends.

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Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Well, the kid we just had a kid, and I
know you just had congratulations. Yes, yes, appreciate it. It's
not mine but kid, And it's really like hunkered us down,
like we're a team now and we're working on this
kid and trying not to get them on fetanol and
all that. So yeah, it's it's it's helped, but she's

(01:30:11):
kind of had to take a back seat because she's
all mom mode.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Yeah is that hard?

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
I'm assuming that's like hard for knowing that she's somebody
who gets on the mic too, and you have to
kind of you have to kind of sacrifice yourself and
your identities to kind of be a like a nurturing mother.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
A hundred percent. But as you know, you got the kid,
women just go into like fucking they go into the
zone with a kid. It's just the instincts kick in.
They go full maternal. So she's not she she would
like to have a life, but the kid is obviously.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Isn't it crazy to see and like admire with your
partner too, like when they become a mom and just
seeing them take on this role.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
It's because you sit back and you're like, fuck, I
gotta catch this fight and go here, and you kind
of have fee cloud of like being out and have
and you do something that's fun too, so you know
how it can come off. But you're like I have
to leave for some.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
When you come home and you talk about like, man,
it was that was a long trip or whatever, but
really just been hanging with your boys for three days,
and it's like did I really work, yes, but was
I like having a good time. It's like, yeah, the
cloud thing is is a big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
You have to fake it, like, oh that was a
tough one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
It was like being a comic too, like stop bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
Yeah, I know, I know it went great, but I
just show the check. That's what I like. I get
in the house, Like here you go. Don't be too mad.
We got to buy formula bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
When my wife first got first got pregnant. We have
two kids now seven and four year old. When she
got pregnant with our first one, it was like a
total surprise. She was like, she just filmed the documentary
in South America for like all these like animals and
stuff like that. She had like this trajectory of what
she wanted to do from a career standpoint. Yeah, and
then she gets pregnant. She's like I don't. I don't
know if I'm ready to be a mom. She's obviously

(01:31:48):
still gonna have the kid. She wasn't having the kid.
Like from that day, she's like been a full mom,
like all I totally one hundred percent bought in. So
the maternal thing is crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
It really turns on.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
I feel like it takes a little bit longer at
that sweet tailing right there.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
I feel like it is. Uh, it's a harder for
the dads at first when the kids are first born
because the easy easy, well they take like they have
nine months of being in the world. Harder for us,
you know what I'm saying from like a I guess
a connection standpoint. Yeah, because the moms are holding it
for nine months, they feel it. Oh the baby's kicking,
I feel that. And then they have the baby. It's

(01:32:21):
like a piece of them is obviously just came out
of them and you're like you're still living. Yeah, like
you're you go and you're with them and you help
them as much as you can, but then you have
to go to like what I was playing football or
we have to go do something for the bus, and
then you come back and it's like, Okay, now I
have to work on this relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Like once they start like showing emotion. I remember telling
you this, like right around that six month mark, they
you walk into a room and they smile at you,
that's when it hits you and you're like, god.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Damn the best.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Yeah it is as old is yours two.

Speaker 5 (01:32:48):
And a half months, so it's just warm.

Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
You're still yeah, you're still building the foundation. Hey, how
are you? How was your day or talking?

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
It just started smiling, which think I was about to
throw it in the garbage compack. You're like, I'm bying
with this kid, right, and he has me trying to
You're stuck at home for twelve hours. You're like, I
gotta work out a little.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
Bit, squat holding the head. You have to take me
down and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
Oh yeah, that's a hospital issue, beanie right there.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
No dubt.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
I haven't watched this special yet, but shows he just
dropped them where he yeah, like dives into all the
family life stuff and having the kid, and I guess
gets vulnerable and talking about these jokes. I'm like, I'm
excited to watch it just knowing that you have experiences
as a father, watching even Nate Bargatzi like talk about
his just lifestyle, his dynamic of his wife and kids,
and just being a family guy. I feel like those

(01:33:37):
those comedy sets kind of resonate more since you went through.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
You hear boy talk about it, but it's like, my
kids are out of the house now, Like, I don't
even know what I'm going to make jokes about. My
whole life has been about making jokes about my two kids.

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What happened, Well, he was he we did something's burning?

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Something's burning?

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
He did that and he's like, I bench three hundred pounds,
Like oh yeah. He's like I got a video. Do
you want to see it? And he showed us and
he goes up and it starts to come down in
this tree and grabs it and he's like pretty cool. H.
I was like, you didn't get three hundred. That was
not three hundred. Yeah, So it was like two months
before the super Bowl. It started at three fifteen. Then
we're like, all right, three twenty by super Bowl. If
you get that, we'll promote whatever you want us to

(01:34:22):
promote for the rest of the year. If not every
two bears, you have to shout up, bust.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
With the boys.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
And that's great boy, great bet, great bet. He but
I thought, there's not a chance in hell we lose
that bet. Yeah, he knocked out three twenty and then
did three twenty five.

Speaker 5 (01:34:35):
Holy, Well, he's on the tee.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
He's on the tea with a dash of something else.
He's got a whole bunch. He's got a cocktail going
on the right right, because it is he's not only
beat red, but he was like with Ease.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Yeah, he got it up with East. Yeah, he's a beast.
I mean for how much he drinks. We've gone on
ski trips. The guy can ski, then he can snowboard.
He can run really fast. He's a great swimmer. The
guy's an athlete. You see him swing a baseball bat.
I mean he is.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
He played college baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:35:00):
Yeah, so and he but you know, if rfkse already ate,
he'd kill himself. Yeah, but he still pulls out. I mean,
the guy he's got that Mickey Mantle Jean.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Yeah. Yeah, we can kind of do everything a little bit.

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Yeah, and drink like a fucking animal.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
You a skier, can you ski get on the snowboard.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
I'm a snowboard because I skateboarded, so I wanted to
stay on a board. Yeah, but yeah, I love it.
We'd ari and all of us would go out, and
Burt and Shane went. One year. We'd all get a
cabin in Denver and just ski it up and drink
every night and make meals drunk and watch movies. It
was great.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
Does Sam ever mix it up with you guys on
the on the competitive side.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Well, these Jews, they don't really get out much. You know,
he's watching the Knicks and drinking a black coffee and
he's in the sports world. Yeah, he's getting me in.
We just went to a game last week, so yeah,
it's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:35:50):
What sport do you find yourself kind of gravitating towards
since you weren't like a sports guy growing up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:54):
One hundred percent. UFC. Okay, that's one of the only
ones that I can really I like sports. I can
get into a game, but I don't follow it. You know,
they're like they traded Buner. I'm like, I don't know,
but UFC, I'm all over. I love UFC.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
What's your thought on Michael Chandler Patty Pimpleton coming up?

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Oh, that's that's exciting because they're so different. Chandler is
like a little tank, you know. Yeah, and he's have
you ever.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Been around Mike before? He has truly a bit like
a pipple. He is just a dense you like, grab
him and you're like, he's just built with something a
little extra.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
In his mon Yeah, and he's what five?

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
I mean, why do they do the heightened centema?

Speaker 5 (01:36:28):
Are we doing British?

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Yeah, let's get away from that immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I also can't get down with kilograms either, like they
put me on the LB's Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Don't confuse the Americans.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Yeah, he's a different human being. Yeah, Patty, he's I mean,
he was a barstool guy for a minute. He was like,
I don't know if Mike's five nine. By the way,
he's probably like that five to seven. Five agrees. I
would agree, But they're both like dynamic fighters. And so
I don't know if you had an opinion, because that's
coming up next weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
Right, Oh, I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
Yeah, I think it's the next weekend. It's going down.
This show comes out on Tuesday, so it'll be just
a couple of days away.

Speaker 7 (01:37:05):
That's so.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
You see Perreira got got down.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
Yeah, I him. We were at that fight whoa, and
it was like it just kind of felt like he
wasn't into it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
I don't know what it was, because I was at
the I was at the Pereira, the one where he
knocked Buddy out, that Russian Croatian guy whatever he is. Yeah,
he hit him in the end of the first round
and then four minutes, four seconds into the second round
head kick, Yeah, and knocked him out cold. His walkout,
he was like all timed up. This one just felt different.
It didn't feel like he was like he was al

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he was. He looked like he was afraid of getting
taken down.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
I don't know the first thing about Brazilian jiu jitsu
or UFC, like the techniques of those things, but he
just didn't seem like his heart was in it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:45):
Well, you guys know it. As athletes, you have an
off night, you know, sometimes just as a comic, you
have an off night. You just you don't you can't
get there, You're not feeling it. Something's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
It's such an interesting world with the UFC though, having
it off night because with football, like football, of all
the main sports, you only have seventeen games. Yeah, but
if you fuck up one week, it's like next week.
I'm solely focused on fixing these issues from that weeknd
and having a better week. Yes, when you lose in UFC,
it's such a team game. To such a team game,
So there's so many different variables when it comes to
the UFC, Like you're in there three times a year,

(01:38:15):
if you're putting the gas on.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
The floor, but there's so much build up, you know,
like you're probably puking and training, and it's just at
one shot you get one fight.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:25):
Do you have a process going into going into comedy?
I've found when you're feeling like, when you're feeling off, like,
what are you doing to try and get in the mode?

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
That's a good question. I still haven't cracked that code yet.
But to me, the less you think about it, the better.
That to me is the key. I used to be like,
let me prepare, let me think of some topical shit
to be ready with and all that, and now I
just like the rhyme in last night, I just cleared
the brain and went right in and I just started
ripping on Morgan Walling. I was like, I'm gonna say
the end word. That's his God's country. And then I
was talking about Nashville is like sceney now it's like

(01:38:55):
a Texas rape la, and I was just going off.
It was just coming off the dome. But I think
if I had prepared, because you prepare it and you
kind of plant it out in your head and when
it doesn't go exactly right, you start to panic, and
then that that throws off your whole set. I think,
so it's better just just riff.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
When you're not hitting, like what's going on in your mind?

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Oh, you're just frazzled. Man. It sucks. You get that
fight or flight and you have to party. Just wants
to go hang on, guys, let me start over. But
you can't do that obviously, so you got to just
like one thing to do is lean in, Like if
you're scared of bombing, just go up and bomb the
first joke and then you'll be like, all right, that sucked,
but now I shook.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
It off right, like this is If this is the
worst part, I'm good with it exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Sometimes the best thing you can do is the worst
thing to do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
Yeah, the thing you're scared of.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
Just do that immediately and then it'll you'll clear out.

Speaker 4 (01:39:46):
Like working on sets, like what are you do kill Tony? Yep,
you've been a part of Rosy? Like what are the
styles of comedy that you enjoy the most? Like outside
of your Like you're crafting a set on your own
for like a special.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
Well to me doing an hour?

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
Really? That's to me, that's the coolest thing watching a
guy do a full hour and building that over years.
But I like a guy like Bill Burr, who can
He's funny on Kimmel, he's funny on stage, he's funny
on his own pod. You want to be that well
round as Shane is like that, you know, like these
guys who can just be funny everywhere on a podcast whatever,
And uh, I just always wanted to be that guy.

(01:40:20):
So you gotta you gotta put the work in.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
How how like impromptus all to kill Sonny? So all
because you don't know who's comes Like so much fun
just being at those events.

Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
It's the best as a guy sitting on the table
you don't know who's coming up next.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
No, they just pull shit out of a bucket. So
you get some like fucking handicap guy and you just
gotta make it work and he'll.

Speaker 4 (01:40:38):
Pull you guys, he'll pull stuff out of a hat.
And those people come up and do a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
One minute yeah, yeah, the sound of the cat and.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Then they they they rip their minute. You guys roast
them yep. You talk about how they can tighten it
up yep.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
And what they look like. I mean, we go all
in uh and they signed up for it, so no
one gets offended. It's all fun and games.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
God, how terrified would you be?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
That would be pretty terrify.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
And imagine the arena. These kids are doing an arena
in a long time. Yeah, so that must be I'd
be shipping my pants.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Sixty seconds to make it work. And this is like
a massive break for them, these big time comics. One
of the wins for a lot of comics. I feel like,
because I have no idea, is when you're starting out,
no one knows who you are, so you don't like,
you don't have a fan base to sit back and
like be like, oh you're funny, you're not. Yeah, you
need to grow over time with everybody. Yes, these people
are coming to see funny and you have sixty seconds

(01:41:27):
to prove that you are that.

Speaker 5 (01:41:28):
Oh yeah, and if you're not, you will get lamb
basted in front of twenty thousand people. And on the internet,
have you have you been on.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Kill Tony with a man named Uncle Laser yet? I've
heard the name, but I don't think he's in Austin mainstay.
He was a part of your Olympics a couple years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:41:45):
Oh, mullet, mullet. Yeah, he's got women's flaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've seen him, but I haven't. I've just saw him online.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
We were in Austin, te we did a live show
in Austin. I don't know how. He had a couple
of funny like reels on Instagram and for evers in him.
I started talking. So he came up during our live
show and our fans were even like, get the fuck
off the stage, Oh not come to see you and
we're not funny, Like we just si up there like, hey,
so this is the podcast. We're gonna do the podcast now, yeah,
And he comes up starts up doing bits. Everyone's like,

(01:42:14):
get the fuck off the stage. He's like yeah, yeah whatever, yeah,
hell yeah. We got after it with him that night.
But he's been on kill Tony. I thought he did
pretty solid.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
Yeah, he's got a fan bait. I think you don't
really like him.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
He's got a nice fan base. He paints his toenails.
Didn't know how I felt about that when we found
that out. Have you seen have you seen beer Olympics.

Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
I've seen it. Yeah, I don't know if I could
hang any liquor guy. I mean, I have a gluten allergy,
which might be the gayest thing it's ever been said.
I grew up drinking beer all the time, and then
when I hit thirty five, some I would just get gas, diarrhea,
shit water. So I think I have a gluten allergy
that I haven't diagnosed, but that's what I'm guessing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
Yeah, it is. So that beer you're holding in your
hand right.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
Now, Well, I can do one or two, but if
I do more than that, I'm fucked. Like we get
a distended belly, I get like a little woozy and
mouth feel weird, dry mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
To say he's out of the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
Sorry, you do liquor Olympics, I'll blow it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
You'll be there, Yeah, you'll be there.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
Yeah, that in like I don't know how Gillis does it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
He's like he's a tank. The way he puts him down.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
He isn't over and over again. That's our me and
him sell a hooch. That's our rye.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
That's your guys right there.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
The yeah we sell that. Uh it's in all the
comedy clubs. Now it's getting some really what can people
get it? Shout it out, dude, it's online right now.
Tennessee is so fucking Bible Belt. You guys have crazy
red tapes. We're having trouble getting it in here, but
it's all over the country and you can get it online.
Bodega cut and.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Say, we see getting in here like in the clubs
and in the in the state, like ordering it into
the state or just like being able to sell it
in I know when we were doing the uh big
you know, you know, the tough part of it was
you could buy online, but in certain states, Tennessee being
one of them, Tennessee, Missouri, like our big states. There
you go, people couldn't like order it online and get

(01:44:06):
it shipped to.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
Them exactly the state.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
What made you guys want to start a rye?

Speaker 5 (01:44:11):
Well, all these comics kept getting sober. Like when I
started comedy, it was like degenerates. It was like coke
heads and you know, pedophiles. And then comedy kind of
got like softer, and everybody got sober and started doing
like wellness and yoga and so we were like, fuck it,
We're like the last couple of guys are still party
hard and drink, so let's start a liquor. Yeah, you know,

(01:44:32):
Kevin Hart has one, and you know, uh, Ryan Reynolds.
So it just seemed like people are doing it, and
I was like, why not us?

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Yeah, did you guys like go and like do tastings
and like figure out what you really wanted? Like, you
guys did the whole process?

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Would you for that all that shit? We went to
Texas and did like a distillery and tasted like must
taste like twenty whiskeys, were like, this is the one.
Then we had to pick a name. Then you pick
a bottle and you pick a label. It's well, quite
a process.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Sounds like a fun process.

Speaker 5 (01:44:56):
It was fun. I mean you're drinking the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:44:59):
Oh there you go. Oh you got to have some
because you went to Sam show, like when you were shooting,
you were shooting something.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
With yes, Sam. So Sam's doing a like a movie
along with his tour right now. He's like self funding
a movie, and so I don't know the whole premise.
He didn't really give it to me. He's like, but
do you want to be in it? And I was like, yeah,
I love to be in it. So we did a
bunch of bits of like his opener who sounds what's.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
His opener's name, Gary Veeder.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Yeah, they're the exact same person, by the way, they
have the exact same tone every everything. Yeah, Like we
like did a bit of us doing shots and then
him doing a big line of cocaine and me being
like that was for all of us, like that kind
of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
Were you in it?

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
We all took shots, we all took what you think.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
They are. Yeah, he's just those bald small Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
That's what he is, dude. They sound the exact same
they were. They had like the same delivery, same everything.
They're both extremely funny. They were both great. I love them,
But uh, I wondered, because I haven't been to a
lot of shows, if like you pick your openers to
sound like you, because that's what people are there for
you is you?

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
That's interesting I don't do that. Like I had a
girl in a wheelchair open for me last night at
the well. Yes, yes, yeah, red hair girl, right, Fiona.

Speaker 3 (01:46:11):
Yeah, And she's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
She's super funny, super dark and you know a lot
of wheelchair jokes obviously, and I feel like it just
cuts the tension and it lets the crowd know, like, oh,
we're going in on crazy shit, Like everybody, loosen up,
this is what you're opening with. It's actually quite cute
for a cripple. But she's super funny and she's she's

(01:46:34):
doing well. I think she's gonna blow up if she doesn't.
You know, die got some crazy disease.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
What's the disease.

Speaker 5 (01:46:43):
I'm sure you can google it. I can't remember the name.
It's some rare something you never heard before. Okay, yeah,
but find that slowly killing her because.

Speaker 3 (01:46:53):
I've seen that clip of her and I saw everybody
on the bench like rolling and that's how you found her.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
Yeah on actually just a show with her years go
randomly and I was like, who's this handicapped lady? And
then she started just blowing up on her own? No shit,
she lives here.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Now for real? Yeah, Okay, what is this we will.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
Is it what Frederick's at tay at text?

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Yeah, yeah, a muscular dist words man, words are tough
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:47:21):
Is it cool that it feels like you're in a
spot too, like you got people who can open for
you where you feel like you can kind of you
can kind of help them.

Speaker 5 (01:47:28):
Yeah, that is fun. That's really cool. Like Bargatzi has
all these guys doing Nate Land, which is like his
way of like propping people up, And I would love
to do that because it's so fucking hard out there
as a comic in the beginning. Yeah, it's hard to
break through.

Speaker 4 (01:47:41):
It feels. And dude, it's like the comedy world, you guys.
Everybody's built all these different platforms to where I feel like,
you know, now there are way more opportunities for comics
to make it versus just grinding it out in New York.
The streets in New York had a small ball four
people there. Now there's all these podcasts, like I feel like,
your guys, industry has done such a great Yeah what

(01:48:02):
is they comedies on?

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
Like it higher than it's ever been right now, it's
a where I mean THEO is talking to Trump. I
mean like it's all. It's crazy how big it's gotten,
but it's all the Internet. The Internet changed everything because
before you had to get on the Tonight Show. You
got five minutes and you maybe got an HBO special
if you were lucky. It was like five guys every
three years got an HBO special. So now you can
just be a funny guy and go on TikTok and
boom you're out into the world.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
When do you feel like your big break was?

Speaker 5 (01:48:27):
Oh, that's it. I did a during the pandemic. I
had a crazy right when the pandemic hit. I did
Rogan when he was on YouTube, like the real old Rogan,
like the career making Rogan. Then I I just got
a shout out at a Mets game from Seinfeld, and
then I put a special out on YouTube before anyone
was really doing that. And those three things kind of
happened all within like a month or two, and it popped.

(01:48:50):
The special got millions of views because it was in
the pandemics and no one had any uh any content.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
Yeah, we were consuming a bunch of shit.

Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:48:59):
Awesome, man, it was just a luck of the draw
in this like this opera here, like going on Rogan's
big time huge. How'd you get linked up with him?

Speaker 5 (01:49:08):
I met him with sand you know, Andrew Santino.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
I was doing a show in Atlanta. We were friends.
He was opening for Rogan at some arena and he goes,
We're going to the UFC fight if you want to go,
and I said hell yeah, And I got to meet Joe.
We got to chit chat and we got drunk together,
and eventually he was like, you ever want to do
the show? And You're like, what the fuck? Like, that's
like a super bottle going. If you ever want a fuck,
you know, just let me know. Yeah, So I hit

(01:49:33):
him up. I had a special coming out and I
hit him up and I said, hey, you said this,
I don't want to, you know, step on any toes here.
But he goes, yeah, come on by.

Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
No is fucking awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
I was terrified to do the show. To do the show,
it was just the biggest show. It's just so weird
talking and you're like ten million people are listening to
this right now.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:49:50):
I'm wearing a suit because I did the Tonight show
the night before and got on a red eye and
flew there, So I'm wearing the same clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
No fucking way. Yeah, just shitt in your pants whole time.
This is when it was still in l A.

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
And this is.

Speaker 4 (01:50:06):
A few years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
This is twenty nineteen. Yeah yeah, yeah, when they hang
over the baby and a half elm and a lot
of shit happened, ship went down. Yeah, aged.

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
So now when you go on for like the protector
of parks Pods, do you feel uncomfortable nervous at all?

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
It's just your nor it's a this is regular light and.

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
It's just fun. We've done like twelve of them now,
so it's we've all gotten to know each other. And
you get by the half hour mark your ship faced. Yeah,
so you're just letting it fly and then we edit
later a lot of editing.

Speaker 3 (01:50:37):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:50:39):
Next day? Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:50:41):
Oh dude, I'm texting Jamie take that out? Take that out?
And the anxiety hits you?

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
Do they send you do they send you the raw footage?
Because if you're if you're a ship faceing some things
you're not gonna remember.

Speaker 5 (01:50:51):
You gotta kind of just remember it. That's the hard
part and something just.

Speaker 3 (01:50:54):
Going to fucking do it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
You Like, did we talk about that. Yeah, it's aid fag.
At some point he's like, you gotta let me know
it's a four hour pod. I can't. I can just
comb looking for that one word. I think it was
like an hour or half in. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:51:07):
God damn. Yeah, getting hammered on a show like that
would be be fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:51:12):
You're ripping liquor, Yeah, oh yeah, I'm going liquor shanees.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Yeah, they got like beers.

Speaker 3 (01:51:19):
Just water makes you throw up, makes you puffy, does
all those things water? Nonetheless?

Speaker 5 (01:51:24):
Oh yeah, he got the shades because we're smoking weed.
We're doing shrooms. Yeah, yeah, we're smoking cigars.

Speaker 3 (01:51:31):
See, the liquor part for me wouldn't be like the
tough part. It's when you're smoking because I can always
kind of smoke myself into a friendzy where it's like
I'm kind of just.

Speaker 5 (01:51:40):
Nothing's going on in my brain and yeah, you're a zombie.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
Yeah, your zombie was like, what do you think You're?

Speaker 1 (01:51:44):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
I fucking I just want to eat something, right, That's
all I care about.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
Already does that Already goes quiet after about an hour
because he's so high and he's in his head.

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
Al seems like a guy that just does not stop.

Speaker 5 (01:51:54):
No, he does not stop.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
He came on the show. We were talking for about
forty five minutes knock is amazing racist stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Yeah, and he's like, and now he's talking about backpacking.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
I forget Yeah, yeah, because we were talking about beer
Olympics with him as well. Everybody that comes into the
show were like, so what do you think about feeling
all out at them? But he's gonna be like backpacking
in Alaska, South.

Speaker 5 (01:52:16):
America for a year, No, for a while, Costa Rica.
I mean that guy lives. He's like an old he
goes and does sh for real. Yeah, how do you?
I mean pull up the photo of already passed out
on the floor because he tried to out drink Shane.
And he's like seventy eight years old by the way,
you know, so he I thought he's going to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (01:52:35):
I mean, bro, I was telling him too, because I remember,
like every he's just making the joke. Every middle schooler
understands the amazing racist Yeah, And I was like, I
remember coming across you again one day because I was
thinking one night, I'm like, what happened to this one
guy who used to do the amazing race because then
I saw him on a clip on Rogan. Oh he's
still around, he Rogan.

Speaker 3 (01:52:53):
Because I don't know, Like we had a rumor at
our school like oh, the amazing racist guy, you know
he got killed.

Speaker 5 (01:52:58):
And it was yeah, wow, there was that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:01):
There was always that rumor, and there was always the
rumor of Marilyn Manson pulled out their ribs so he
could suck his on dick.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
I heard that feel like that was that was like.

Speaker 3 (01:53:08):
The first thing. Yeah, out you ever try that?

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
Oh yeah, I got I got a lick once. No,
I got a lick. Yeah, And I'm not well and
down at all, but I just really like kept pushing it.
I was doing my own yoga at home and I
got a lick and right when you your tongue touches
your dick, you go, what the fuck am I doing?

Speaker 4 (01:53:29):
Is this really worth it?

Speaker 3 (01:53:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
Yeah, everything that I've managed that feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:53:35):
Yeah, I mean there's no I'm not I'm too stiff.

Speaker 5 (01:53:38):
Yeah, I don't have it.

Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
I don't have that spine mobility to get up there
like that same airs man.

Speaker 3 (01:53:44):
Yeah. I guess you never know where you're at until
you actually get the lick in. But part of me
feeling like I would go farther on yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
Yeah, it was wrong in your mind. It's a bad feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:53:55):
Yeah, I guess I guess you would know.

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
Yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 4 (01:53:58):
It's like I managed to go farther.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
Yeah, right, guys, everyone feel the same exact way, right, Yeah, anyway,
sucking your own dick, dude, welcome to bustling with the boys.
If everyone's enjoying themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
Well you got you. Guy asked me about fistfights, you
guys busted o. There he is, he's passed out in
the cooler, by the way, face in the cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
How what hour is this?

Speaker 5 (01:54:15):
That's probably hour three, four? We'll go to five sometimes,
no fucking way.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:54:19):
Look at all the dead soldiers up there, no doubt,
none of them are yours. No, no, I'll have one
or two in the beginning and I go all.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
You start to get pink and bloated, and you're like,
let me get to this back.

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
Yeah, yeah, I can feel the gurgle bubbling up in
my ask.

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
Oh yeah, dude, yeah, I mean it's got to be.
It's so interesting that, like twenty twenty, you're shitting your
pants going on that show. Fast forward twenty twenty five,
You're like, we've done twelve and now you just get
shit facing the biggest show in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:54:43):
Well, everything gets normalized. You're like when you first see poorn,
you're like, oh my god, tits. And after a while
you're like, I need a hitch hiker, you know, like
you need more. You gotta keep up again.

Speaker 4 (01:54:52):
So I need this guy forcing her to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, dude, you hear we can't.

Speaker 4 (01:54:56):
Quite with movies anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:54:59):
Here your story anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:55:01):
What is nothing having a guy force a girl? What
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Speaker 4 (01:57:14):
You were about to ask if we were been in fistfights.

Speaker 5 (01:57:16):
Yeah, you guys are athletics to dude.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
To be honest, No, not really really when I had
in like sixth grade, but it got broken up pretty
quickly after I threw a low leg kick at him.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
And low leg kick. Y oh, you were calculated.

Speaker 4 (01:57:27):
Yeah, you know, I wrestle that kind of dabbled in
some different Well, most of the time people are gonna
come in thinking you're gonna throw a fist. Nobody's ever
thinking about their legs, So you just throw somebody off.
You have a longer reach with your legs, Like, let
me dominate his legs real quick, and then if this
gets to the ground, which is where I want to be,
it'll be over for him.

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
But the luck we started to get to the ground,
teachers broke it up.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
Nice. But yeah, no bar fight, not no man, not
really wow, not really.

Speaker 4 (01:57:51):
It's got like tense before like everybody. But I've never
really had interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
Yeah, well I've had a handful.

Speaker 5 (01:57:58):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:57:59):
Well I was a nasty boy in college. I wouldn't
didn't mind getting in a scrum every once in a while.
My senior year we played Ohio State. We lost by one,
and then I went to my house with my boys
and we cracked. We like took down like twelve Hams. Yeah,
Old Ham's Lights, Land of Sky, blue Waters, and yeah,
this is that's me right there. This is the video

(01:58:19):
cam footage. I actually told the boys about the story
the other day. And we're going to this place called
the Brown Jug, which is this is the Brown Jug.

Speaker 5 (01:58:25):
I've heard of the Brown Jug.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
And there's four or five guys on like megaphones. Ohio
State fans are like fuck Michigan blah blah blah. To me,
I was like, I'm so focused on getting hammered. I
want to get after it with my boys, and one
dude is drunkenly hip checks a poll and I just
I didn't see it, but my brother saw it, my
best friend saw it, and my girlfriend at the time
saw it, and I just kept walking. Well, my brother

(01:58:49):
starts laughing at the guy. Him and his four guys
get in front of my brother and like start like
pushing him around a little bit. So my girlfriend at
the time, Alex, was like, hey, Taylor, your brother's buddy
in a fight. So I walk up the guy, move
one of his buddies out of the way and like
open hand like palmed him in the face. Woo, and
he hits the ground and he like spun when he
hit the ground. I was like, I thought I killed him. Yeah,

(01:59:10):
So I kind of get freaked out. I run back
in the brown jug and then I see one of
my buddies. I say the same thing, and then I'm like, well,
the police are gonna be here soon. I should probably
go outside so they don't like come get me out
of the bar. Right I can tell it's like a
packed area. I go out there. The guy's eating a burrito.
He's totally fine. He's just hanging out the police officers there.
I lie, I said I would never yeah. And then
a week later I broke up with that girl and

(01:59:31):
a police officer called her doing an investigation. She's like, oh, yeah,
he for sure hit her, hit him. So my rookie year,
I was literally in the middle of like this this
little situation. Whoa yeah. And so that was the last
fight I've ever been in. All right, not too bad, Yeah,
not too bad. There was one other incident at Losers

(01:59:52):
with Zach Mettenberger. M Yeah, well Zach, he was a
seventh round pick for the Titans, and it was my.

Speaker 7 (02:00:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
We would get drunk at Losers with the band and
we would all be saying calling on Baton Rouge because
he went to l s U. He was all about it.
And then this Alabama fan comes in and like starts
yapping off to Zach and punches. That's me as me
doing an okay job at best blocking for Zack, and uh.
The guy punches Zach in the face and then he

(02:00:22):
him no, yeah he did, Yeah, he dropped him. He
dropped him, but he like scrumps back up. He's got
a big like raspberry in his face, and I walk him, Hey,
what's going on you all right, He's like, that guy
has punched me in the face. Oh what happened? He goes,
that guy punched me in the face. So I walked
out there and I saw him as Zack. That's the
day he got He told he was told he was
gonna be a starter, and that was a snapchat of

(02:00:42):
him saying, this is my team.

Speaker 4 (02:00:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
We played the Houston Texans. JJ Watt got a sack
on him and there's a photo of JJ doing a
selfie to make fun of that exact picture. I walk
outside the Losers and I hit this guy lawn chair him,
knocked him out and I said something like like, oh
you don't fucking touch my friend like that something lame,
and then got out of there and that was really it.

(02:01:09):
That was the last time I ever put my hands
on another man.

Speaker 7 (02:01:11):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (02:01:11):
But it's nice to get a knockout in.

Speaker 3 (02:01:13):
Nice to get a knockout in that, you know it
just to have a guy like that on your side,
of course you get him.

Speaker 1 (02:01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:01:21):
The bars through like forced cardy guards smoking the dog. Yeah.
The owner of the bar like kicked everybody out, shut
it down. He's like, we're done here. The Titans called
me the next day, like, tell me what happened. I'm like,
so I go in there. I didn't sign my contract yet,
so they called my agent. Oh no, They're like, hey,
we got a problem. Looks like we're gonna have to
like renegotiate Taylor stuff. My agent's like all the leverage.

(02:01:45):
But my agent was like, hey, listen, like he just
protected your quarterback that you drafted. Technically, he did his job.
If anything, he needs a raise. And my contract was
signed like a week later.

Speaker 5 (02:01:55):
Boy a lot better now, right?

Speaker 4 (02:01:57):
Yeah that's an't it crazy?

Speaker 5 (02:01:59):
That's a different guy. Yeah, there's no resemblance none.

Speaker 3 (02:02:05):
Ki year Tits. I know he's not bad hun and
I got some nice nips too, now, oh yeah, yeah
they got the full thing going on.

Speaker 1 (02:02:14):
Well.

Speaker 5 (02:02:14):
I lived in a house with a bunch of guys
and one of the guys was six nine, just just
a pothead, nice guy, like grateful, dead and fish. But
everywhere we went people would start shipped with him because
he was so tall. So everybody's like, I want to fight.
You think you're tougher than me. The guy's like, hey man,
I'm just drinking a beer. What are we doing here?
And he would get in fights constantly just because he
was so big. Could scrap He eventually could, Yeah, he

(02:02:37):
figured it out. Yeah, but he was like the sweet,
nerdy kind of hippie guy and he was like wearing
birkenstocks and ship and yeah hemp necklace, and people would
always fuck with him just because he was tall.

Speaker 3 (02:02:48):
Something about like, yeah, guys always want to check the
biggest dude in the room.

Speaker 5 (02:02:52):
Sometimes exactly, it's like courage.

Speaker 3 (02:02:56):
Yeah, you know I could take this guy out right, buddy,
what are we doing? Yeah, belly button six nine? Those
zoo animal height, Yes, that's crazy. I walk around myself
and I think I'm way too tall. Yeah, too tall,
I am, I'm too tall. Yeah, I look around. I'm
like I was at my daughter's daughter's friend's birthday part
the other day and I looked and I saw all

(02:03:16):
the women were the same height and there was a
little step up, and then all the men were the
same height. Yep, and I was looking over all of them.
Yeah this is because I don't know. I'm just tall, gentle,
just fucking tall.

Speaker 4 (02:03:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:03:27):
Yeah, when I look at all these other people, I'm like,
holy shit.

Speaker 5 (02:03:30):
What about a flight that's gonna be Hell.

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
Flights aren't bad as Southwest. You get that nice little
exit row. Oh yeah, that's the move for me. If
you're getting that exit row, you're living Levita Loco right there.
It's not bad.

Speaker 5 (02:03:40):
But I feel like, tall guy, what are you? Six
to one six two? Sorry, I'm five to ten. So
I'm obsessed with you know, I know every height on
a man because you know, you scan it immediately as
a short guy. But women just flock. I mean, if
you're over six six foot six one, you're in it's
like you it's tall as big tits for men.

Speaker 4 (02:04:00):
That's so funny you say that, because I've never like
felt that way really well. Fear strikes in my mind
when when when like women were to approach you know
what I mean. Yeah, we were talking about this not
too long ago. Like I was never the guy that
could sit there. Your charisma just shells up, yeah, and
being like yo, you know you're thinking of all the
trying to be you're trying to do whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:04:19):
Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 1 (02:04:21):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (02:04:22):
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah yeah. You ask him like what you
are you? And like my sophomore like, oh cool, then
what you were you? And like I just fucking asked
you come here a lot, we brought you out there.

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
Well.

Speaker 5 (02:04:33):
Sometimes, you know, we'll have football players at the mother
Ship will come by and the girls, like the female comics,
they switch. They just are like, oh my god. There's
something like primal about a big dude coming in around
a lady and they turned into like dudes. They're like
drooling and they're like, oh can I eat your ass?
You know, like they they panic.

Speaker 7 (02:04:52):
It.

Speaker 5 (02:04:52):
It's fun to see women lusting over men because you know,
as I'm a do we be guy, I'd go up
to girls all my life and they'd be like, no thanks.
So it's fun to see girls like in the dudes. Yeah,
I feel like you guys, you know athletes.

Speaker 3 (02:05:06):
I mean you saw the old photos of me. Well
that's yeah, there wasn't. I wasn't walking in the bar
and turning heads.

Speaker 5 (02:05:11):
Yeah, good point.

Speaker 4 (02:05:12):
And the little teeth that I had.

Speaker 3 (02:05:13):
It was we guy here.

Speaker 5 (02:05:16):
Years ago. Wow, oh buddy, you got a sleeper build
under that years ago. That's a lot less drinking.

Speaker 3 (02:05:24):
Pull the shirt up, dude, we know that same thing
going right there, don't you You got a six pack
going on under there?

Speaker 5 (02:05:29):
No, well that's all flab now but this is pre pandemic.
I was working out every day. I had nothing going on.
I just do comedy at night. And the zoom ins
are insane. You're killing me here. The gays do this
to me all the time. They I'm on these gay website.
I thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
I mean, buddy, that's a real, that's legit six pack.

Speaker 5 (02:05:48):
Thanks. Thanks. It was a different time.

Speaker 3 (02:05:50):
Yeah, we got Jared right here. Uh, he was at
your show last night. But he and I made a
bet five thousand dollars by January first of twenty twenty six.
Is it twenty twenty five right now? Yeah, twenty twenty six,
twenty six. Uh, if he can have a six pack
by jan one, I'll give him five thousand dollars. If
he does not, he's got to do a twenty minute set.

Speaker 5 (02:06:10):
Oh that's a long time. Twenty minutes is an eternity
for a new comic.

Speaker 3 (02:06:15):
I don't even want to say, I know you half
an hour. Yeah, but you you said to me a
couple of days ago, and I still think it's twenty
that's true. Yeah, school many pointers for Jared twenty minutes
because he's Hey, Jared, let's your shirt up for the show.

Speaker 7 (02:06:30):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (02:06:31):
I mean, we just got to see what all right,
all right, you got you got an already flat stomach.

Speaker 4 (02:06:36):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
It wasn't flat like a month ago.

Speaker 5 (02:06:38):
I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 3 (02:06:39):
Look a lot better. Yeah, I lost a little bit
of Wait.

Speaker 5 (02:06:41):
Every time you're sitting down right now, just just hover
your feet two inches off the floor. To do that
all day, every day. And that's one good way that'll
get you a core going. But other than that, I
think it's on the what do you call those mountain.

Speaker 3 (02:06:52):
Climbers, Yeah, the versa climber.

Speaker 5 (02:06:54):
Yeah, good luck.

Speaker 3 (02:06:56):
Dam said I had no chance when we talked to
Sam did say that, no chair with when we said.

Speaker 5 (02:07:00):
That, you'll get leaner, but a six pack it's so
hard to get.

Speaker 3 (02:07:03):
And from a guy who's had one.

Speaker 4 (02:07:07):
Did I tell you what doing twenty minutes would be crazy?

Speaker 3 (02:07:10):
Five?

Speaker 4 (02:07:11):
Yeah? And that's like that felt like I was in hell.

Speaker 3 (02:07:13):
But you really went nine. I think you were around
like the nine.

Speaker 7 (02:07:16):
Really.

Speaker 5 (02:07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
He was solid.

Speaker 5 (02:07:17):
Dude, you killed bombs, you killed at the roast.

Speaker 4 (02:07:22):
I was terrified for that. I like, uh, Nick Tarani
helped me write a couple of jokes. Uh, Caleb Presley,
I think gave me one, but I was absolutely terrified
going out there. I'm like talking with Taylor beforehand, because again,
you're like, you're like trying to map it out in
your head. But honestly seeing you guys, seeing you guys
go back and forth and have the papers out, Yeah,
thank god, I can look at my phone. I'm like

(02:07:43):
trying to I'm like trying to memorize all the stuff.
But you're like sitting there terrified. Who was the guy
that looks like, uh, joy ride like the truck, the trucker.

Speaker 5 (02:07:52):
Trucker, Chris Porter, No, it wasn't Chris.

Speaker 3 (02:07:55):
This is the guy that had the hair big jig.

Speaker 5 (02:07:58):
Big went off the home.

Speaker 4 (02:08:00):
Yeah, he was watching an athlete up here, just shaking,
trying to read jokes. I'm like, oh, man, that is
how I was mentally well.

Speaker 5 (02:08:08):
He didn't much. I didn't prepare like I should have.
And he was like, oh, I didn't even know it
was a roast. So he got there like, wait, this
is a roast. I thought we were just having a
birthday party. And so he went off the dome and
ripped on everything and killed it was man, maybe said of.

Speaker 3 (02:08:21):
The night, had the cigarette going. Yeah, he was I
thought Adam Ray was he killed? I thought he was amazing.

Speaker 5 (02:08:29):
Papa the next one, he's having a real moment.

Speaker 4 (02:08:32):
And Buddy from uh from Yellowstone heckling from the top.

Speaker 5 (02:08:36):
Oh yeahah, Rippleton Carson, Yeah, Rip like he was he
was in character that night.

Speaker 3 (02:08:42):
That might have just been him. He might he was
ripping kid rock right, yeah, because yeah, what was it, Burt?
And then Rip was like, shut your fucking mouth. He's
like my daddy. The reason why you're even on the
sets because my dad, my grandpa feel blessed.

Speaker 4 (02:08:58):
And I'm kind of sitting back and look Ja, I'm like, hey,
he's just really like, oh tackling. It happens all the time, Like, man,
it feels pretty real.

Speaker 3 (02:09:04):
Yeah. Right now, we got in the green room and
we were about to head out because we of school
line and he walks in Cole Houser and Bert's like, hey,
just stay for a minute. We're like okay, yeah, we'll stay,
and the like we had like watched them shake hands
and hug it out.

Speaker 5 (02:09:18):
Yeah for a second.

Speaker 3 (02:09:20):
He says he's six to one, but he was built.
He's built like he's six or five. Yes, Yeah, he
has like a stature about him. That's pretty intimidating. I
don't know if it's a character on Yellowstone. Definitely definitely
helps because he does he's got a fucking vibe about it.

Speaker 9 (02:09:33):
He does.

Speaker 5 (02:09:34):
He's menacing, he's coming in, no smile, just scary.

Speaker 3 (02:09:38):
Yeah, he like he kind of liked that.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
He likes.

Speaker 5 (02:09:40):
He likes that's he is.

Speaker 4 (02:09:42):
When he comes in, he's like super polite, but it's
almost like the respect is established that he's ripped.

Speaker 3 (02:09:47):
Yeah, he's off in the room. He has to be
the off in the room. And Bert too, like you
Bert said the whole time, like he's like, I'm not
my element, I'm not a roaster. So he of course
he's the one that's like trying to be nice with
the process. Yeah, and catches them most hands.

Speaker 5 (02:10:02):
He was like, I'm a fan, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:10:04):
Yeah? Exactly what did Bird say?

Speaker 4 (02:10:06):
He's like, I pay like five grand for these he had,
like the paperwork, the jokes.

Speaker 5 (02:10:09):
Yeah, that's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (02:10:12):
What he's like, I pay like five grand for these jokes.
He's talked about how much he doesn't like roasting, like
roasting is not like his his bag of comedy.

Speaker 3 (02:10:21):
Yeah, what's your what's your take? On roast. I feel
like you're you're good. I saw him.

Speaker 5 (02:10:24):
I'm a fan of them. I think they they we
got to go back to what they used to be
because now roasting has just become like this one on
one thing. Before it was like fucking sink Frank Sinatra
and Dean Martin and was like roasting the people you love,
like we roasted Charlie Sheen and Trump and those were fun.
Now we don't have those anymore. Tom Brady, that was
that was like a throwback, That's what it was supposed

(02:10:46):
to be.

Speaker 3 (02:10:46):
Yeah, Comedy Central did great roasts one with Justin Bieber
and Andy Sambert that was great. Came in and he
did like an anti like one anti roaster. He was
like very polite to everybody but pretending like he was
roasting everyone. Yeah, I think that that was one of
the funniest. It was so good.

Speaker 5 (02:11:03):
Yeah, well, it's hard to get a new spin on roasting,
so that right, him and norm Norma had that that
anti comedy roast. I never saw that enormous hero is
that number one?

Speaker 3 (02:11:13):
Dy?

Speaker 5 (02:11:14):
Yeah, I mean I'm doing him basically, I'm not doing it.
I can't replicate that, but like, but you're growing up.

Speaker 3 (02:11:20):
You put him on and you're like, is everyone near
us a little bit right? Like, yeah, find something you
like and you run with it exactly, And that was him.

Speaker 5 (02:11:26):
Yeah, he's my guy.

Speaker 3 (02:11:27):
His bit about it being a deeply closeted brilliant so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:11:32):
Have you heard that?

Speaker 3 (02:11:33):
He's on, Like what Larry King? And he's like, what's
one thing about you? We don't know. He's like, one
thing about me? No one knows. Zion a deeply closeted
gay man. He was wait, what are you say? He's like,
I'm not saying anything. He's like, but you're saying you're
deeply closeted. And he's like, yeah, I'm deeply closeted. So
you're gay?

Speaker 5 (02:11:48):
Whoa that?

Speaker 3 (02:11:51):
Yeah? A lot of layers, but it.

Speaker 5 (02:11:53):
Was he's basically trolling Larry King.

Speaker 3 (02:11:55):
Yeah is he?

Speaker 5 (02:11:56):
Oh yeah, he's fucking around.

Speaker 3 (02:11:58):
Is Larry gay?

Speaker 1 (02:12:00):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:12:00):
No, he's just he's just like gay, He's dead, I
mean Larry's gay.

Speaker 3 (02:12:06):
Yeah, he's just gay.

Speaker 4 (02:12:07):
Here.

Speaker 5 (02:12:08):
God, Larry King, by the way, I think it had
eight wives. Give that a goog give yeah, throw that
in there. He's a wild dude jew from Brooklyn. He's
been doing that. Show forever. I think he's dead now
r I P.

Speaker 3 (02:12:21):
Yeah for real?

Speaker 5 (02:12:22):
How many wives you got here? There's a whole list
hit that show more seven women? Okay, pretty good?

Speaker 3 (02:12:27):
A second chance eight times seven women?

Speaker 1 (02:12:30):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:12:31):
Yeah, that is wild. I don't know if I could
do the marriage thing again, Like, do you think you'd
ever Let's say it didn't work.

Speaker 5 (02:12:35):
Out, never again?

Speaker 3 (02:12:37):
Shut it down?

Speaker 5 (02:12:37):
Right, No, what's the point?

Speaker 3 (02:12:38):
Yeah, exactly, you got the kid.

Speaker 4 (02:12:41):
That's what it is.

Speaker 5 (02:12:42):
You have a kid going on exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:12:45):
Yeah, that would be that'd be a very tough situation.
But the thought of like having an a wedding sit down,
I'm giving you my heart talk. Didn't we already do this?

Speaker 4 (02:12:54):
Yeah, you have to be best friends with somebody for
the rest of the time. They would have to understand that.

Speaker 5 (02:12:58):
Yeah, let's just not make it.

Speaker 3 (02:13:00):
But you see people get older and they're like, I
want to get married. It's like, you're sixty two. I know,
what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (02:13:04):
Just find another divorce a and just live together.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
Yeah, just hang out.

Speaker 4 (02:13:07):
Yeah my friend girlfriend, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (02:13:09):
We got a sign to jump, put a ring on
it and all that. Nah, fuck that. I guess you
get lonely, but what's the what do you need the
certificate for?

Speaker 6 (02:13:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:13:18):
What's it?

Speaker 5 (02:13:19):
What's the difference? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (02:13:20):
Yeah, this show the Golden Bacheler. I can't.

Speaker 5 (02:13:23):
I'd fuck her in a second. Jesus, she's hot. I
got a thing for old broad's. I like a big
old catchers mit.

Speaker 4 (02:13:33):
Yeah, why do you think you gravitate towards that? You
have some mom issues growing up?

Speaker 5 (02:13:39):
My mom wasn't around a ton. She was like a workaholic.
And also older women just they're just like dudes are
like just fuck me and leave, you know, young girls like.

Speaker 4 (02:13:46):
What are we?

Speaker 5 (02:13:47):
Where's this going? You're like, yeah, I don't want to
text you. Yeah, I just thought we were looking up.

Speaker 1 (02:13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:13:55):
The texting is fun until it happens and it's like, hey,
we kind of we had some fun.

Speaker 5 (02:13:58):
Yeahctly circle back. It's horrible wiring that God did, where
we fuck a girl, we have zero interest after. That's
the weirdest. I don't know why they designed it, because
the girl is now more interested and the guy is like,
I got to get out of here.

Speaker 4 (02:14:12):
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you spank one off in college before you go out,
so you could have a little bit more longevity. Yes,
if you do shrik something or it helps you decide
do I even really want.

Speaker 3 (02:14:23):
To go out?

Speaker 5 (02:14:24):
No, it clears your mind.

Speaker 4 (02:14:26):
Yeah, you know it makes no clarity.

Speaker 5 (02:14:28):
Yes, that is very real.

Speaker 3 (02:14:29):
That is a yes, absolutely, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:14:32):
I think that's what women have all the time. Like
the way we feel right after we nut. I think
it's how women feel baseline, sad, a little shame. Yeah.
Oh so after what brainleys a cocktail of chemicals okay,
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like a that makes it sound sad.

Speaker 3 (02:14:56):
I feel like that. Yeah, that doesn't make it sound
as fun as like in college when you're just like
I want to make good decison. Yeah, and if something
sparks up, I can last a little bit longer, right right,
because there's nothing more defeating than being a two pump chump.
Oh yeah, storey, Timothy Shallaman and what's your name? The
first time? Sorry about that?

Speaker 5 (02:15:14):
Yeah, it's hard to last.

Speaker 3 (02:15:17):
It is.

Speaker 5 (02:15:17):
Well, let you get older and you know, you can
start thinking about your dead or whatever. Whatever works.

Speaker 4 (02:15:23):
What works.

Speaker 5 (02:15:24):
I gotta get desperate, we think what else we got boys,
anything you want to get off your chest?

Speaker 4 (02:15:31):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (02:15:31):
Well, I want to apologize for not knowing about sports.
But you guys can talk. You guys are good.

Speaker 4 (02:15:38):
Yeah, yeah, you don't have to know about sports.

Speaker 5 (02:15:40):
Yeah, it's the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (02:15:41):
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I got one clipper. I don't know if it's a
toenail or fingernail.

Speaker 4 (02:18:31):
I know, I feel like my my fingernail clippers are
pretty strong.

Speaker 3 (02:18:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:18:34):
I was reading through that, I was like, yeah, I
kind of use them for both my fingernails and my toes.

Speaker 3 (02:18:38):
I just picked my nails. Oh yeah, I just pick
them and peel them off.

Speaker 5 (02:18:42):
Sacly, let's go there.

Speaker 3 (02:18:44):
And I just find a little fun a little weak
point in my nails, and I just pull it off.

Speaker 4 (02:18:48):
I feel like I got some like strong feminine nails
where I I can't do that like chew at them or.

Speaker 3 (02:18:52):
Pick them off. I'll tell you what a big win is.
This might be a little little too much. Is hot,
warm day. Shoes come off, then the socks come off,
and you start feeling those nails that are a little
too long, and like, yeah, this boy's got some weakness
to him. See you kind of start picking it and
you just get that one. It's like a get it off.
It's a great feeling.

Speaker 5 (02:19:11):
Yeah, that full pull where it doesn't break.

Speaker 3 (02:19:13):
Yeah, because both my big toes right now, my nails
are a little too long, and I'm waiting for the
heat to catch up a little bit for me to
take some boys down. I have myself a little afternoon
with it.

Speaker 4 (02:19:22):
Oh yeah, there's another one. Fuck Mary, kill Shane, Sam
and Ari.

Speaker 7 (02:19:27):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:19:28):
Well, uh jeez, that's a tough one. I mean they're
all I guess that fuck Sam because he's someone in shape.
I guess you'd marry Shane for the money and then
you'd kill Ari because.

Speaker 3 (02:19:42):
That's awesome. We do appreciate you coming on.

Speaker 5 (02:19:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:19:45):
Oh our bud light question, Oh bud light, bud light.
You know people do anything for a bud light?

Speaker 5 (02:19:51):
You got that right?

Speaker 4 (02:19:51):
What would you do anything for?

Speaker 5 (02:19:54):
I can't say family, Okay, I wouldn't even think of that.
What would I do anything for? I mean, sadly, I
would just to be able to keep doing comedy, is uh?
I have no other skills, so like I have to
do this.

Speaker 4 (02:20:09):
Dude, if comedy was gone, what would you do?

Speaker 5 (02:20:11):
I think I would go ups. I like the shorts
no office van with no door. Everybody loves the package.
Maybe a bang a housewife on there on your route,
you know?

Speaker 1 (02:20:22):
So that that.

Speaker 5 (02:20:24):
What can Brown do for you?

Speaker 3 (02:20:26):
Brown?

Speaker 1 (02:20:26):
For you?

Speaker 5 (02:20:28):
What about you? Guys? What would you do?

Speaker 4 (02:20:31):
Great question? It's a tough one, especially if you can't
include family. Yeah, right, What would you do anything for?

Speaker 5 (02:20:40):
Because you want to make a couple of bucks like
you can do Uber, but you know you want to
make more money than that.

Speaker 3 (02:20:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:20:45):
I love how I love how Mark. He stays within
the realm too, of like just his old Janitor day.

Speaker 1 (02:20:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20:51):
Yeah, well if it's not comedy, it's got to be
give me ups. And then he's singing for us, like
you know, uber.

Speaker 5 (02:20:58):
Perfect world. I'd be like a mad man. That's that's
pretty cool making ads and commercials and stuff. Yeah, fun,
but that's you know, yeah, that's the dream.

Speaker 4 (02:21:08):
What would you do anything for it?

Speaker 3 (02:21:09):
I don't know if I I don't know, if I
have we should probably say with that, yeah, something I
know I want to come up with something right now
because we are in the middle of doing a show.
But you're right, you do just take some thinking.

Speaker 5 (02:21:20):
Sports analysis you think you do like a game time.

Speaker 3 (02:21:24):
And it would be I think it would be fun
to do that. Would I do anything to be able
to do that?

Speaker 1 (02:21:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:21:28):
Good point, because like you have the podcast, and you
have a podcast, like you just get the funk around
and talk about whatever you want right when you're going
to be an analyst, Like there's the pressure.

Speaker 3 (02:21:35):
That right exs and nose. You see where do you see.

Speaker 4 (02:21:38):
Greg Olsen doing? Everybody loves him? Then you see Tom
and people are shitting on Tom the first one or
Tony Rum always getting lazy and people just fucking.

Speaker 3 (02:21:45):
Yeah, I would love to do. I would love to
do a game once in my life with Will where
we both call the game and he does the defense,
I do the offense. I think that'd be a lot
of fun. Even if it was like the sideline reporting time,
that's great, we have some we would have some fun.
Like the Mega cast. Yeah, like that is that's awesome.
Have you seen the Maya Cast? No, it's like yours

(02:22:06):
on the sideline. It's an alternate broadcast of just two
guys in a booth, but you have like a small,
little bottom right corner camera. Yeah, and it's doing the game.
You're like kind of talking and you're going in the game.
It's like having a podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:22:16):
That's great during the game. I mean that's cooler than
the actual.

Speaker 3 (02:22:19):
Yeah, real time.

Speaker 4 (02:22:20):
Yeah, being a real commentator, that would be.

Speaker 3 (02:22:22):
That would be fun to do. Would I do anything
for it? No?

Speaker 5 (02:22:24):
Well sure, Well what do you think of Pat McAfee.
Do you hate him? What do you think? No shirt
on in bro Okay, shit he does.

Speaker 4 (02:22:33):
But I feel like when you're that big, you're you're
gonna you're gonna get ship no matter what. Yeah, true, Like,
no matter what, you're gonna get shipped, right, But as
somebody like Pat, he's somebody in the space who retired
at at his peak, he was a pro bowler, had
like a sixteen million dollars contract on the table and
walks away from it to do all the stuff that
you see him doing to at that time make way
less money. Yeah, he had left and he joined barstool.

(02:22:56):
Then he leaves barstool to do his own thing with
the Pat McAfee show. He's a cat that grew up
like loving wrestling, and now he's like commentating on the
ww He's gotten to make appearances, so I feel like
he's living like all of his childhood dreams, right.

Speaker 3 (02:23:09):
And yeah, there's no you can't. You can't get mad
at somebody for taking what they want. Like he does everything.
Everything he decides to do, he does at the highest level.

Speaker 5 (02:23:15):
Yeah, so okay, yeah, no, I'm a fan able to.

Speaker 4 (02:23:19):
Operate at that capacity twenty four to seven, you know
what I mean, Like think of like we think of
our lives with you know how much you're on the
road and you have a family back home or ust
in the podcast you got the family and like all
the shit that he does and he's able to operate
at such a high level.

Speaker 3 (02:23:33):
Yeah, five days a week. Wow, get on a plane.

Speaker 4 (02:23:37):
Yeah yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 5 (02:23:38):
Okay, it's a lot of respect for Pat.

Speaker 4 (02:23:41):
You hate Pat?

Speaker 5 (02:23:42):
No, I don't know Pat. I just I hear a
lot of shit on him.

Speaker 3 (02:23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:23:46):
No, the internet gets loud, they really yea, it.

Speaker 5 (02:23:49):
Is the Internet that's Saban.

Speaker 4 (02:23:51):
Yeah. And again it's like Saban retires and he's like
this this lure of Nick Saban. What's he going to
do in his post life? And is and Pat sitting
down with him every week to have like the legend
of Nick Saban.

Speaker 5 (02:24:02):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:24:04):
On the biggest platform, the biggest sports play you can
possibly have Pat.

Speaker 4 (02:24:07):
And again, like when Pat made his show, he was
wanting to do the stuff that he's doing now. But
again in like main TV, he wasn't like a quarterback
or some high round pick. That's like, you know, he
was a punter and he got told noah lot. So
he kind of just created his own thing. And now
that he's on ESPN, it's just like it's like one
of those full circle things of like you know, everybody
who who doubted the boy, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:24:28):
Because it's almost like if Pat didn't do the things
he did, he probably wouldn't be in the position he
isn't like, he wouldn't probably even be on ESPN because
the whole punter thing. If he played got done, I
want to get into broadcast and they'd be like, well
you're a punter, Like he probably do some solid reporting
for us, because that's how it was. He essentially had
to make his own path.

Speaker 4 (02:24:45):
Wow, which is undeniable.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
I love.

Speaker 4 (02:24:47):
Yeah, we're saying we're done blazing pat Off on him. Yeah,
we would, we would dominate him in physical wrestling.

Speaker 3 (02:24:56):
Yeah, he's going a lot too much.

Speaker 4 (02:24:58):
We've lazed. We've blazed him a lot. We had a
tone of back, he's there, you go, here's the goat.

Speaker 3 (02:25:05):
That's something you do anything for.

Speaker 4 (02:25:09):
Gay something that comes to my mind. I don't know
if I do anything for it, but I think it
would be sick if, like you were, you had like
a movie that was like I Am Legend or castaway
to where it's just you dang.

Speaker 3 (02:25:24):
Own yeah, own one moviet for the two hours that
it's on. Yeah, you're just the guy the whole time.

Speaker 5 (02:25:29):
Yeah, Yeah, I got it. You would have got one
do anything for Sydney Sweeney one night twenty seconds. No,
I'm just kidding. She's single again.

Speaker 3 (02:25:42):
By the way, that's a big topic. Yeah, he's a
big topic.

Speaker 5 (02:25:46):
The best looking guy on the planet.

Speaker 4 (02:25:48):
So I feel like everybody hope exactly. Shane gives everybody hope.

Speaker 2 (02:25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:25:52):
Yeah, he's got a bit of a rocket and it's.

Speaker 5 (02:25:54):
You know, Shane exactly made people laugh. You got a chance,
there you go laughter. Money doesn't hurt.

Speaker 3 (02:25:59):
Yeah, yeah, God damn well our boys.

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Oh.

Speaker 3 (02:26:06):
By the way, Larry King is not was not gay.

Speaker 5 (02:26:08):
He's deeply closeted.

Speaker 3 (02:26:09):
Deeply, he deeply closeted.

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